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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/6/24)

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FTR takes on Top Flight in the AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals, who moves on to face The Young Bucks at Dynasty?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals: FTR VS Top Flight; FTR wins and advance to the finals at AEW Dynasty.
  • PAC VS Encore Moore; Pac wins.
  • Chris Jericho & Hook VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Jericho & Hook win.
  • Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Christopher Daniels, Matt Sydal & Bryan Keith; The House wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Trish Adora; Yuka wins.
  • Claudio Castagnoli VS The Butcher; Claudio wins.
  • Penta El Zero Miedo VS Komander; Penta wins.

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AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals: FTR VS Top Flight!

With Matthew & Nicholas Jackson waiting, the other two teams still in the running battle it out! Will Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler show Top Flight why they’re #TopGuys? Or will Dante & Darius come away with another shocking upset?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against Darius. The fans rally for FTR as he and Darius tie up. They go around, Dax headlocks but Darius powers up and out. Dax runs Darius over and the fans cheer. Darius gets up, brushes that off, and they go again. They tie up, Darius arm-drags, but Dax stands right up. FTR talks it out, and Dax ties up with Darius again. Dax gets around, spins Darius around, then trips him, but Darius kicks Dax away. The two stand, Darius rolls Dax up, TWO! The fans cheer as Darius says it’s their time. Dax tags Cash, and now he and Darius circle. They tie up, Cash wrenches and wristlocks.

Darius rolls, handsprings, shoots around to waistlock and SLAM! Darius hooks an arm and rolls Cash to a high stack, TWO! Darius arm-drags Cash right down then clamps onto the arm. Cash gets up, Darius whips, but Cash reverses. Darius goes to elbow but Cash turns that to a backslide! TWO, Cash headlocks but Darius powers out. Things speed up as Darius drops down, but Cash whips him away. Darius ducks ‘n’ dodges, Dante tags in. Darius slips free of the scoop, then shoves Cash at Dante. Dante ducks Cash’s lariat to shove him back at Darius for a forearm! Top Flight pinballs Cash around, then Darius snapmares so Dante can KICK! Dante covers, ONE!!

Cash bails out while the fans cheer the great exchange. Dax coaches Cash and Cash returns to the apron. Dante drags Cash in, wrenches, but Cash pulls hair to put Dante in the corner. Dax tags in but Dante gets away! The fans rally as Dante and Dax circle, feel things out, and knuckle lock. Dax rolls, wrenches and wrangles Dante to a top wristlock. Dante kips up, wrenches back, but Dax whips him away. Dante ducks to arm-drag! Dante has the arm but Dax pulls hair to whip. Dante slips under the boot to arm-drag again! Dax fights back up, pulls hair again, then ROCKS Dante with a forearm! Dax runs to run Dante over, then keeps going!

Dante drops, hurdles, then runs to leap over and sunset flip! TWO! Dante gets around to arm-drag and cording hold! The fans cheer but Dax fights up. Dax grinds a forearm in but Darius tags. Darius then LEAP FROG ATTACKS the arm! Darius whips but Dax reverses to CLOBBER him! Dax stomps a hand, CHOPS Darius, then brings him over to tag Cash. FTR double whips and double shoulder tackle! The fans cheer as Cash taunts Dante, and he brings Darius up to CHOP! Darius is stinging as Cash UPPERCUTS him to the corner! Cash CHOPS again and the fans fire up! Cash ROCKS Darius, covers, ONE!!

Darius grits his teeth but Cash brings him up. Cash bumps Darius off buckles, then scoops to SLAM Darius. Cash runs but Darius avoids the elbow drop! Darius wrenches, Dante tags in, and Dante goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Cash writhes but the fans cheer as Dante wrenches. Cash scoops Dante to SLAM him down! And then JUMP STOMP! Cash brings Dante up to CHOP, then he tags Dax. Dax bumps Dante off buckles, CHOPS him, then brings him around to put Dante up top. Dax climbs up, but Dante elbows him away! Dax still tries but Dante elbows again! Dante rolls back, gets around, O’Conner Roll! TWO!

Dante goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dax survives there, but Dante kicks low and whips to ropes. Dante DROPKICKS Dax, then DROPKICKS Cash! The fans fire up as Dante A-LIST LARIATS Dax in the corner! Tag to Darius, he snap suplexes! Dante tags back in to slingshot SENTON! Cash returns but Dante sends him into Darius’ DROPKICK! Dante DECKS Cash, then Top Flight watch Dax. Dax runs up but Darius puts him on the apron. Darius sets up and Dante runs, POETRY IN MOTION! Dante wipes out Dax and somehow lands safe on the apron! FTR regroups and the fans fire up as Dante fetches Dax.

Dante puts Dax in but Cash tags! Cash gets Dante’s tights but Dante DECKS him! Dax leads Dante on a cat ‘n’ mouse game, and Cash is there to LARIAT! Dante flounders and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Cash looms over Dante, brings him up, and RAMS him into the LED barrier! Cash then CHOPS, and CHOPS, and puts Dante into the ring. Cash stays between Top Flight to KICK Dante down! Cash tags in Dax, they bring Dante around under the ropes, for a DOUBLE ROPE GUILLOTINE! Dante sputters but Dax brings him up. Dax puts Dante in a corner but Dante fires counter punches! Dante backs Dax down as he fires more shots, but Dax kicks low! Dax whips, Dante ducks ‘n’ dodges but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Dax is frustrated but he tags Cash. They pull Dante’s hair to deadlift SLAM!

The ref reprimands but Cash stomps Dante. Cash tags Dax, bumps Dante off buckles, and FTR mugs Dante with CHOPS! Dax brings Dante around, puts him up top in the open corner, then CHOPS! Dante sputters and Collision returns to single picture. Dax is up top, the fans fire up, and Dax SUPER DUPER CROSSBODY COUNTER! Cover, TWO!! Dante almost had Dax there and the fans fire up! Both men crawl for their corner, hot tag to Darius! Darius goes up but Cash gets in, Cash takes the CROSSBODY! Dax runs up, Darius goes up to sunset flip! TWO, but Darius comes back. Dax scoops but Darius cradle counters! TWO!!

Darius hurries to get Dax up and wrench, then he hooks Dax to roll and ghost pin! TWO, and Dax scrambles around. Darius has him but Dax ROCKS Darius first! Dax CHOPS and the fans fire up as Darius falls! Dax suplexes, Darius slips free to CHOP! Cash is there, Darius ROCKS him! Darius CHOPS Dax, ROCKS Cash, repeat! Darius CHOPS and CHOPS and swings, but Dax hooks him! Darius BOOTS Cash to escape the backslide, back to the cradle! TWO! The fans fire up as Darius ENZIGIRIS and Dante DROPKICKS! Cash returns, Darius dodges, then WALL WALK KICKS! “This is Awesome!” as Cash tumbles back out!

Dax runs up, Darius BOOTS from the corner! Darius runs to ROPE BULLDOG and GAMANGIRI! Dante SUPERKICKS Dax, Darius steps in just as Dante DIVES! COMPLETE SHOT on Dax! Cover, TWO!! FTR stays in this and the fans fire up again! Darius tags Dante in, then he CHOPS Dax. Top Flight double whip but Dax ducks the lariats! Cash trips Darius and DECKS him, but then Dante goes up and out to SUPERKICK! Dante slingshots up and around Dax to GAMANGIRI! Dante then goes up, Dax falls, FROG SPLASH onto knees! Cradle cover, TWO!! Dante survives and Dax is frustrated.

Dax drags Dante up, tags Cash, and they double whip Dante. Dante leaps over to sunset flip Cash but Dax helps Cash stay up! Darius is up top, he CROSSBODIES Dax! Double covers, TWO!! FTR escapes both pins, but Darius whips. Dax reverses to wrench and lariat, but Darius ducks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Cash runs up to wrench and snap BRAINBUSTER! But Dante is up, he goes up and over Cash to then SOBAT! Dante whips, Cash goes up and around to sunset flip! Dante rolls through, runs up, but Cash pops him up! Dante lands safe on the corner but Dax sets up! Dante leaps into SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall (advance to the finals)

Dante & Darius turned up the heat on Dax & Cash, but for the fourth time ever, we will see FTR VS The Young Bucks! Will the #TopGuys or the EVPs be the first-ever THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions?

 

AEW takes a closer look at Kazuchika Okada.

As written by Matthew & Nicholas, narrated by Nigel McGuinness, “It is said that AEW is where the best wrestle. They claim to be the best, but in reality, there is only one. A man that employs every facet of what it takes to be the best. Fact: this man is truly Elite. A global icon possessing charisma and a God-given ability that redefined what it means to have ‘it.’ A true king amongst paupers, his name is Kazuchika Okada. Destiny brought wrestling’s most coveted free agent to AEW to stand alongside your EVPs, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson, thus forming the most powerful triumvirate in the game, THE Elite.

“Okada wasted no time in capturing AEW gold, overcoming the ferocious Eddie Kingston to become your AEW Continental Champion, thus cementing his place in the hearts of fans as the best bout machine. This is truly the beginning of an incredible journey, and the beginning of a new era in AEW.”

 

PAC VS Encore Moore!

Well speaking of Okada, The Bastard clearly has his sights set on The Rainmaker and that Continental Championship. Will Pac “start some trouble” until he has what he wants?

The bell rings and Pac BOOTS Encore right down! Pac stomps a mudhole, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and he stomps Encore right down! The fans chant “You’re a Bastard!” as Pac bumps Encore off buckles, then runs him corner to corner to bump him off more buckles! Pac whips corner to corner hard and Encore falls to the mat. Pac looms over Encore, then stomps him around. Pac digs his boot into Encore at the ropes, but the ref counts. Pac lets off and fires the fans up. Pac stomps Encore again, brings him up, and snap suplexes! Uno Amigo! Pac snap suplexes again, Dos Amigos! Pac then gets Encore up again, for THREE AMIGOS!

Pac stalks Encore while the fans rally up. Encore goes to a corner, Pac runs up, UPPERCUT! Pac shoves Encore down, goes up and the fans fire up! But then Pac hops down, and puts on the BRUTALIZER! Encore taps, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by submission

The Bastard doesn’t let go until he’s satisfied, and you can bet Encore doesn’t want any more of that. But then Pac gets a mic to say, “All Elite Wrestling! I told you, I warned you, I am done waiting for opportunities that I deserve. So now, I take matters into my own hands. Make no bones about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am on a mission. A mission to remind everybody exactly who I am! The best bloody professional wrestler on the face of Planet Earth! Therefore, Okada…! Japanese superstar, champion, I’m calling you, bonny lad! So let’s see how big your bullocks are! Do you think you can survive The Bastard? Because I don’t. I will eagerly await a response.”

Pac drops the mic, and waits on The Rainmaker. Will Okada make Pac regret getting what he wished for?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Renee Paquette is with the American Dragon and notes we’re just weeks away from Dynasty. We all know how important this year is to Bryan, all the things he is looking to accomplish in his career’s last year, but he is stepping into the ring with one of AEW’s biggest signees ever, Will Ospreay. How is Bryan feeling going into it? Bryan says this has never been about proving if he’s better than anybody else, but about proving where he is in comparison to himself. What is the best version of Bryan Danielson possible? He just uses other people as the measuring stick for that, to see how far he can push himself.

That is actually one of the fears you get in wrestling a guy like Ospreay. Ospreay doesn’t quit, so Bryan kinda goes, “Oh no…” Then when he says “this version of Bryan,” what does that mean to him? Bryan says they’re in this constant wheelhouse of evolving. Bryan is not the same person he was at 21. Ospreay will not be the same person he is when he reaches Bryan’s age compared to now. Renee feels she knows the answer to this but will ask anyway. Bryan talks about their differences, and how he isn’t feeling the pressure. But how much of this match for himself, and how much of this is for the fans?

Bryan says that going through this journey, he isn’t just talking about wrestling but in life, it is all about testing things on himself, and seeing how he wants to live. We get one life as we know it, so how do you wanna live? What are you going to grow into? Who do you wanna be? So Bryan watches someone like Ospreay and gets excited to test himself against him. Bryan was sitting there at Revolution, watching Ospreay face Takeshita. And Jen Pepperman is right there next to Bryan and she goes, “This might be the best wrestler I’ve ever seen!” Right to Bryan! C’mon…!

They laugh that off, but Bryan says he has no doubt the fans will enjoy this. But that’s not why Bryan is doing this. Renee says either way, everyone is looking forward to this match. American Dragon VS Aerial Assassin at Dynasty, what will Bryan learn about himself through this dream match?

 

Chris Jericho & Hook VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Lionheart has the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil’s respect, but is also hoping to gain his trust. Can #LionHook make it work against a team as dangerous as STP? Or will Jericho give in to the Judas in his mind?

The teams sort out and Jericho starts against Shane. They circle, feel things out, test the waters, then Shane powers Jericho to a corner! Shane fires off hands from all sides, and BODY BLOWS low! Then Shane ROCKS Jericho and gets in his face! Shane whips corner to corner, runs up, and clotheslines! Jericho sputters as he sits down but Shane says he ain’t done! Shane fires more shots, whips him corner to corner again, then runs back up. Jericho BOOTS this time, then goes up to FLYING FOREARM! Shane wobbles, Jericho CLUBS away, but then tries to suplex. Shane’s too big so Jericho tags Hook. LionHook DOUBLE SUPLEX Shane down!

The fans rally as Hook brings Shane up. Shane powers Hook back, Lee Moriarty tags in and he stomps a mudhole into Hook! The ref counts, #TAIGASTYLE sneaks some mule kicks in while “apologizing” to the ref. Moriarty drags Hook up to cravat, but Hook gets around and gets under to EXPLODER! The fans fire up as Hook brings Moriarty over and tags Jericho. LionHook mugs Moriarty, then Jericho CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Jericho whips, Moriarty grabs ropes and KICKS back! Moriarty bumps Jericho off buckles, KICKS the arms, then goes up to LEAP, but Jericho catches his legs!

Jericho brings Moriarty around but Shane takes a swing! Jericho ducks then triangle jump DROPKICKS! Shane falls, the fans fire up, but Moriarty BOOTS Jericho down! Moriarty snarls as he rains down forearms and Collision goes picture in picture.

Moriarty runs to basement BOOT, then he covers, TWO! Moriarty is annoyed but he drags Jericho up and over. Moriarty bumps Jericho off buckles, tags Shane, and Shane CHOPS! Jericho sputters as he drops to his knees, but Shane brings him back up. Shane puts Jericho in the corner, winds up, and CHOPS again! Jericho drops to his knees again, but Shane stands Jericho back up. Jericho fires forearms and CHOPS in return! Shane shoves Jericho, Jericho ducks one lariat but not the SOUTHPAW! Cover, TWO! Shane clamps onto Jericho and squeezes tight! Jericho flails, claws at the hold, and fights up to his feet to throw body shots as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane reels Jericho in for an URENAGE! Shane snarls, tautns Hook, then runs to SPLASH onto knees! Shane sputters but that hurts Jericho about as much. Tag to Morairty and he keeps Jericho from Hook with forearms! Moriarty whips, Jericho holds ropes to avoid the dropkick! Then Jericho runs to LIONSAULT! Both men are down, the fans fire up, and Jeircho hot tags Hook! Hook runs up to LARIAT Moriarty, LARIAT him again, then clinch for knees! JUDO HIP TOSS< then a knee, for another JUDO HIP TOSS! Hook wrenches Moriarty, reels him in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Moriarty stays in this, Shane returns, but Hook dodges to waistlock! Hook lifts but Shane fights that off. Shane shoves Hook, but Hook dumps Shane out! Shane staggers, Hook tags Jericho back in. Hook goes up top to SUPER AX HANDLE Shane! Moriarty BOOTS Jericho, but Jericho dodges the lariat! Moriarty stops the Code Breaker to SOBAT, suplex, FLATLINER! Then BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Jericho endures the chicken wing crossface, and he fights up! The fans rally, Jericho pops free to get the legs! Moriarty flails but still ends up in the WALLS OF JERICHO! Moriarty endures but Shane’s nowhere to be found!

Moriarty still reaches out, so Hook gets in! WALLS OF REDRUM!! Shane runs up, Hook gets him for a T-BONE!! Jericho sits deep, Moriarty TAPS! #LionHook wins!

Winners; Chris Jericho & Hook, by submission

Not just a great win, but great teamwork from Jericho & Hook! WAIT, Anthony Ogogo attacks!? He’s back in AEW as he DECKS Jericho and CLOBBERS Hook! Ogogo stomps away on Hook, then hammers away on him! The fans boo but Ogogo kicks Jericho! Ogogo CLUBS and stomps Jericho into a corner! Hook rises, throws hands, but Ogogo has his guard up. Shane CLOBBERS Hook now! Is Ogogo now part of Shane Taylor Promotions? STP beats LionHook down 3v2, and Shane DECKS Hook! Shane wants Ogogo to bring out that Olympic boxing power, so Ogogo winds up! STP feeds Jericho to the GOLD MEDAL KO!! And Ogogo makes it official, he holds up the banner!

The fans boo but now STP just reached a new level! Shane drapes the banner over Jericho like over a dead body! Is LionHook’s new alliance going to be over already?

 

Battle of the Belts returns!

The TENTH edition of the special TV event is next Saturday, April 13th, immediately after Collision! Make sure to catch all THREE hours of AEW action!

 

Dustin Rhodes speaks.

“Y’know, I keep hearing these days that ‘Dustin Rhodes is underappreciated.’ Y’know what? They’re right. I am. For 36 years of blood, sweat and tears, in front of thousands and thousands of fans all over the world. Every time imaginable, every person imaginable, I have stood across from in that ring. When I was a little boy, probably seven years old, I remember when my dad, Dusty Rhodes, won his first world heavyweight championship. To see him come home and bring the World Heavyweight title and put it down, and when he’s at the dinner table, I walk into his room and I pick it up, and I’m holding this legendary, iconic piece of gold in my hands…

All the while saying to myself constantly, over and over and over, ‘One day, Dustin. One day, I will become World Heavyweight Champion. 36 years later, there’s one thing I have not accomplished and that is become the World Heavyweight Champion. Samoa Joe, although you’re under no obligation to face me, I am asking you, Joe. Give me a chance. I challenge you for the World Heavyweight title on Dynamite next week in Charleston, West Virginia. The last of my kind, there’s not anybody quite like me that you’ve faced. All I want is a chance, all I want is an opportunity. All I want is that World Heavyweight title that I have dreamt of my entire life!

And you can give me that, if you’ve got the balls. Listen to me, Joe. Accept the challenge. Put the title on the line in Charleston, West Virginia. AEW Dynamite, The Natural Dustin Rhodes at 55 years old VS you. And if you do, you won’t regret it. But remember this, son: I’m scared of no man, and you’re nobody different.” The Natural wants that one shot at history, but will he be the one to regret taking it?

 

Backstage interview with Will Ospreay.

Renee is now with “the man, the myth, the legend,” the #BillyGoat, and she is glad they finally get this chance to sit down and talk. Well, he’s sitting down and she’s sorta leaning. But anyway, he’s been here for just a bit now. Competition wise, he’s already had heaving hitting matches but how does this stack up to what he’s used to from NJPW? Ospreay says that things move quicker, he’s just trying to keep up. But much like NJPW, there is more testing of wills, the grappling, the technique. That is why he feels confident going into this match with Bryan because that is Bryan’s style. Bryan’s whole thing comes from Japan Strong Style.

Ospreay is well-versed in Strong Style because he went there, and did the thing Bryan did not, and that’s conquer NJPW. Then to this match we’re just weeks away from. It is a match everyone has been thinking of and surely Ospreay has also been thinking of, so how is he feeling going into it? Ospreay says while it is an honor to wrestle Bryan, as he grew up watching Bryan, Ospreay doesn’t really view this any differently than he does his other matches. However, Bryan is the top, the S-Tier of pro-wrestling, just on the longevity. Ospreay witnessed it all and to get to have this match, where Ospreay thoroughly believes that Ospreay is the greatest wrestler of the 21st century, he believes he can win.

Ospreay doesn’t quite remember what Bryan was doing when he was 30, but Ospreay knows it was at the highest level. But is Bryan on that level with Ospreay now? Ospreay doesn’t think so. Renee says we’ve seen Ospreay rise to the occasion, have those Match of the Year candidates. Is that what he’s wanting to do in this match? Ospreay is here for a fight, to prove he’s the best. Greatest Of All Time VS Greatest of the 21st Century. Ospreay says no need for more than that. Two of the best wrestlers performing where the best wrestlers wrestle. The Aerial Assassin is more than ready, but will he be able to slay the American Dragon?

 

Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Christopher Daniels, Matt Sydal & Bryan Keith!

Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews are preparing for their Rated R showdown at Dynasty with Adam “Edge” Copeland, Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston. And to do that, they are facing off against The Fallen Angel, The Zen Assassin & The Bounty Hunter, all men who themselves have something to prove. Will Daniels, Sydal & Keith find a way to bring the House down? Or will The House Always Win?

The trios sort out, Keith starts against Malakai and the two circle. The fans rally as the two circle, and they feel things out. They tie up, Malakai headlocks, but Keith endures the grind. Keith pries free, CLUBS the arm, then wrenches. Malakai moves around, spins and slips around to spin Keith and headlock. Keith powers Malakai to a corner but Malakai turns that around. Malakai RAMS into Keith, whips him corner to corner but Keith reverses. Malakai goes up an dover, Keith fires a forearm but Malakai gives it back! Keith fires more forearms, but Malakai swings. Keith ducks and ROCKS Malakai in return!

The fans fire up, Keith runs in, but Malakai blocks the boot to shove Keith back. Malakai swings, into Keith’s EXPLODER! Cover, ONE!! Malakai gets up but Keith is on him with a KICK! Malakai blocks, KICKS back, then blocks another kick to shove and KNEE Keith down! Malakai drags Keith over, tag to Brody! Malakai wrenches but Keith gets away! Tag to Sydal, and the fans hoot for the King of Death. Sydal says yeah okay, tag to Daniels! Brody fires up and he RAMS both of them! They dodge his lariats, fire off KCIKS and CHOPS, then whip. Brody breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT Daniels & Sydal down!

The fans fire up and bark more, then Brody runs up. Daniels BOOTS him, goes up and leaps, but into Brody’s arms! Brody whips, Daniels ducks one lariat but not the SOUTHPAW! The fans fire up and Brody drags Daniels up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Brody stands Daniels up to CHOP him back down! Daniels sputters to ropes, Brody CHOKES him! The ref counts, Brody lets off, only to dig his boot in again! Brody stomps Daniels, drags him up, then scoops Daniels to SLAM! Brody runs to SENTON! Daniels flounders and sputters but Brody kicks him around. Brody hauls Daniels up to CHOP, then he tags Malakai. They mug Daniels in the corner, then Malakai snapmares Daniels to knee drop! Cover, TWO! Malakai drags Daniels up, tags Buddy, and Buddy wrenches Daniels to YANK the arm! Buddy wrenches and YANKS the arm again, then steps over to grind Daniels down.

Daniels endures, Buddy isolates the arm and STOMPS it! Daniels writhes but Buddy stomps Daniels to the corner. Buddy UPPERCUTS Daniels, tags in Brody, and Brody runs in to SPLASH! Daniels falls in a heap, and Brody drags Daniels up. Tag to Malakai, the mugging continues, and Malakai pushes Daniels to a cover. ONE, but Malakai clamps on with a chinlock! Daniels endures, fights up, and fireman’s carries! Malakai slips free, shoves, but Daniels turns that to a backslide! TWO, and Daniels tries a cradle! TWO, and Daniels ducks The End! Daniels remembers that from Rampage, and he hits a SAIDO!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Daniels and Malakai look for their corners, stagger up, hot tags to Buddy and Sydal! Sydal slingshots to DROPKICK Buddy down, then he fakes clothesline to dropkick Brody’s legs out! Buddy runs up but into Sydal’s KICK, KICK and KICK! Buddy ducks the buzzsaw but Sydal lands out of the back suplex! Sydal runs, tilt-o-whirls and goes again, to RANA! Buddy goes to a corner, Sydal runs up to KICK, and ROUNDHOUSE! Sydal fires up and climbs while the fans are torn. Buddy stands, gets under Sydal’s leap, and Sydal tilt-o-whirls to roll-up! TWO, and Sydal JUMP KNEES!

Buddy drops, Sydal fires up, and the fans are with Sydal! Sydal brings Buddy up, runs, but Malakai is in the way! So Sydal ROUNDHOUSES Malakai down! Sydal mule kicks Buddy, runs, but into a POP-UP KNEE! Sydal falls in a heap, and Buddy hurries to run. Brody tags in, Sydal dodges then Keith tags in. Sydal tilt-o-whirls Buddy, but ends up in DANTE’S INFERNO!! But Keith runs up to BASEMENT DROPKICK! Keith fires off on Buddy then ENZIGIRIS! Keith has targets in the corners, he runs to GAMANGIRI Buddy! Brody dodges Keith then comes back to LARIAT! The fans hoot as Brody puts Keith in the corner.

Brody storms around, he and the House coordinate, CANNONBALL DOUBLE DROPKICK COMBO! Cover, Daniels breaks it! Daniels saves Keith from Cerberus then steps up. But now he faces all three men! Daniels CHOPS and CHOPS, but THE END hits! Buddy drags Keith up, pump handle, but Keith turns that to a victory roll! TWO!! Buddy gets around, shoves and V-TRIGGER! Keith wobbles, into the MURPHY’S LAW! Cover, The House wins!

Winner: The House of Black, by pinfall

A valiant effort from the eclectic trio of Daniels, Sydal & Keith, but Buddy, Brody and the Dark Father still stand tall. Wait, EDGE is here! Malakai wants Buddy to hold on, stand your ground! Malakai then steps forward first, eager to face the Face of TNT. But Edge gets in from the crowd side to go after Buddy and Brody! Edge fires off hands, but then Malakai storms into the ring! Edge and Malakai stare down, but then the House attacks! Buddy & Brody mug Edge, but here come Mark & FTR! They all fight off The House, only for The Young Bucks to show up! The EVPs want after FTR, and they rise up from the Codyvator!

Dax & Cash go to meet the Bucks at the ramp and the brawl is on! The fans fire up and then Edge SMACKS Brody with a chair! SPEAR!! Buddy runs up, Edge dodges, Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! CHAIR SHOT, then SPEAR!! Malakai gets back up, but now he’s the one facing a number’s game. The Dark Father leaves, but Matthew sees he’s alone with Edge and friends. Nicholas drags Matt right outta there, and this fight will just have to wait until Dynasty! Will Edge, Chicken and The Mad King make sure things get Rated R and then some?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Lexi Nair is with Azucar and says he asked for this time. Rocky says he has won titles from the hallowed halls of Arena Mexico to THE Tokyo Dome. But he has yet to win a title here in AEW. He knows that there are rules and regulations and a ranking system so he can’t just hotshot his way to a title match. But Rocky is asking for an Eliminator Match against the AEW International Champion, Roddy Strong! Cuz there ain’t nobody more international than Azucar! Then we hear Roddy shout, “ROCKYYY~!” Roddy steps in and with The Undisputed Kingdom and asks if they heard what he thinks he heard.

Matt Taven, Mike Bennett & Wardlow surround Rocky, but Roddy tells him to focus on the International Champ. Has Rocky not seen what Roddy’s doing with this title? And on his own, just like his good pal, Kyle O’Reilly. So if Rocky thinks he can beat them- er, Roddy, then that’s laughable. Rocky hasn’t got even a 1% chance. Right, Wardlow? But hey, you can at least tell your grandkids you got beat by a wrestling legend. The Kingdom heads out, but will Azucar go from sweet to spicy when he gets his shot at Roddy?

 

Backstage interview with #LionHook.

Lexi is with Jericho & Hook now, congratulates them on the big win, but also notes the shocking return of Anthony Ogogo and joining STP to take them both out. What’re their reactions to all of this? Jericho says his reaction is that he’s pissed. LionHook got an impressive win over Shane & Moriarty, but then quite the impressive right hook from Ogogo! STP took them out, 3v2, but that’s okay. That’s the challenge LionHook welcomes, it’s what they want. They don’t have a third man with them, but- Wait, Hook has someone. Really? Yeah, he does. Who? In steps SHIBATA!

The Wrestler uses his phone to translate: Hook, Shibata will have your back against Shane Taylor Promotions. Those guys are going down! Cool? Jericho says bet. They all fist bump, will this trio be more than Shane Taylor Promotions bargained for?

 

Yuka Sakazaki VS Trish Adora!

The Wrestling Magical Girl returns to AEW! And for her welcoming committee, it’s The AfroPunk! Adora has been building experience across AEW, ROH and even the NJPW Academy, will she show she’s not just a tune-up? Or will Yuka’s incredible energy see her through her first Collision?

The bell rings, the two circle and the fans rally for Yuka. Yuka and Adora tie up, and Adora has the cording hold. Adora wrenches, CLUBS the arm, CLUBS it again, but Yuka wrenches Adora. Yuka CLUBS and CLUBS and CLUBS the arm! Adora gets away, the two reset and tie up. Adora headlocks, Yuka powers up and out but Adora runs her over! The fans cheer as Adora salutes, but then Yuka kips up! Yuka kicks low, snapmares and rolls to LOW KICK! Yuka then runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Yuka keeps cool as she and Adora reset again. Yuka runs up, but Adora stops the rana! Yuka comes back but into a BACKBREAKER!

The fans rally, Adora looms over Yuka, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Adora wrenches an arm, WRINGS Yuka out, then brings her back up. Adora wrenches to WRING the other way! Yuka writhes but Adora sits her up for the motorcycle stretch. Adora then steps over and does the splits! Yuka endures as Adora bounces, then even shifts to sit on her! Adora poses, salutes, then turns Yuka over to a cover, TWO! Yuka escapes and bails out, but Adora pursues. Adora CHOPS Yuka against barriers, then CHOPS her again! Adora brings Yuka around to whip, but Yuka blocks! Adora ROCKS Yuka, then brings her back around. Yuka still blocks the whip, so Adora DECKS her!

Adora drags Yuka up, whips, but Yuka goes up the apron to TIGER FEINT KICK! Adora wobbles, Yuka WRECKS her with a dropkick! Yuka then puts Adora in the ring, goes up, and she has Adora in a SLEEPER at the rope! The ref counts but Yuka climbs, to then make this into a HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The ref counts, Yuka lets go at 4 then steps in as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Yuka has Adora’s leg, steps over, but Adora kicks her away! Adora wrangles Yuka down to a CROSSFACE! Yuka endures and the fans rally up. Yuka moves around, reaches out, shifts, and has the ROPEBREAK! Adora lets go quickly, then RAMS Yuka in the corner. Adora whips corner to corner, runs up, but Yuka BOOTS her! Yuka goes up and up and steadies herself, but then cartwheels to avoid Adora’s attack! Yuka GAMANGIRIS then fires up! The fans fire up with her as she goes back up, to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Yuka again and she hurries to cover, TWO!

Adora stays in this but Yuka stays on her. Yuka reels Adora in, but Adora blocks the suplex! Yuka kicks low, fires up again, but Adora still fights the lift! Yuka throws body shots, CLUBS Adora again and again, then says this time for sure! But Adora snap suplexes instead! The fans rally up while both women are down, and Adora is feeling it now. Adora winds up to ROCK Yuka! Yuka comes back to ROCK Adora! The forearms go back and forth again and again, then Adora winds up to DECK Yuka! Adora eggs Yuka on and Yuka rises. Yuka ROCKS Adora with boxing elbows! Then Yuka spins, into Adora’s FOREARM!

Yuka rises again, to HEEL KICK! Adora staggers, but she gets right up! Adora dodges Yuka to GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuka rises?! Both women roar, and Yuka scoops, to EXPLODER! The fans fire up while both women are down again! Yuka and Adora rise, and Adora runs up to get around. She spins Yuka into the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Adora roars, runs up again, full nelson for the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and roll to the cover, TWO!! Yuka rises, runs up, but avoids the scrapbuster to hammerlock and lift! Spin and MAGICAL FLAPJACK! The fans fire up and Yuka puts Adora into the drop zone! Yuka then goes to the apron and the fans fire up!

Yuka goes up the ropes, for her MAGICAL GIRL SPLASH!! Cover, Yuka wins!

Winner: Yuka Sakazaki, by pinfall

Yuka’s return to AEW after 14 months away is victorious, but wait! Serena Deeb is here? The Professor of Professional Wrestling struts her way out, and she applauds Yuka’s win. Is Deeb going to show the Magical Girl the power of scientific wrestling?

 

Matthew Menard and Daniel Garcia speak.

Daddy Magic wants us to take a look at the Dragonslayer here. Daniel Garcia from Buffalo, New York, 25 years old and cashing checks! But the scary part about it is, Garcia’s barely begun to scratch the surface. He’s not even in his prime yet! Last night, big win on Rampage, no doubt about it. But a win like last night, they’re expected. And they want more! Garcia says that he isn’t a Young Boy, he’s not a rookie. It did seem like that was gonna be all he’d be, and he was worried about it, he won’t lie. But now, he is motivated by seeing people in the full prime of their careers. Like Konosuke Takeshita, Kazuchika Okada, Will Ospreay.

Wrestlers like them inspire and motivate Garcia because they are some of the best to ever do this. But Garcia feels it is time he gets in on the conversation. And he will have his guy by his side. They’re coming for more, let’s get it! When and where will Garcia get his chance to shine under the same spotlight as the greats?

 

Claudio Castagnoli VS The Butcher!

The Swiss Superman is back on Collision after the Blackpool Combat Club went south of the border to take on CMLL. But will he still be hungry for competition after this? Or will The Butcher give him his fill with just one serving?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Butcher puts Claudio on ropes. Claudio turns things around, they keep going around, and then Claudio as Butcher on ropes. Claudio lets off cleanly and the fans applaud. The two reset, tie up, and Claudio headlocks. Butcher powers out, they RAM shoulders, and Butcher headlocks. Claudio powers out, they RAM shoulders again, then Butcher kicks low. Butcher BITES Claudio’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Butcher LARIATS Claudio! Butcher then whips, Claudio ducks ‘n ‘dodges to then SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up with Claudio and he scoops Butcher to SLAM!

Claudio runs, and DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans cheer as Claudio lets Butcher go to a corner. Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT, then whips corner to corner. Claudio runs in but Butcher dodges, shoves Claudio and BOOTS him! Then a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Butcher hauls Claudio right up to suplex high and hard! Butcher fires up, the fans are a bit more torn about it, but Butcher KNEES Claudio in the back. Butcher CLUBS Claudio, CLUBS him again, then ROCKS him in the back. Butcher clamps on a chinlock and he bends Claudio back against a knee. Claudio endures, the fans rally, and Claudio fights up.

Claudio fireman’s carries Butcher, Butcher slips free to CLUB him again! And again! Claudio ROCKS Butcher in return! The forearms go back and forth, but then Butcher catches Claudio to an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Butcher clamps on for a CROSSFACE! The fans rally, Claudio pries the hold open and powers his way up! Claudio fireman’s carries Butcher again, that’s a lot of beef to lift! Claudio then DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Both men rise, Claudio UPPERCUTS! Butcher goes to a corner, and Claudio unloads UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT!

Claudio lets off as the ref counts, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Short arm LARIAT! The fans fire up as Claudio stands tall, and he calls for it! Claudio gets the legs, to GIANT SWING! Butcher is a ragdoll as he goes around and around, all the way to TEN! Claudio brings a dizzy Butcher up, reels him in, and Gotch Lift NEUTRALIZERS! Cover, Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

Butcher was a lot of beef to battle, but the BCC’s Swiss Superman was able to chew him up and spit him out! Will Claudio find his way to establishing his own Dynasty soon enough?

 

Julia Hart speaks.

With Skye Blue by her side, The Princess of the Black Throne says that the only thing for certain around here is that this TBS Championship is hers. And the next time you address this championship, you address her, the reigning and defending champion. Willow, so glad you can look back on your past and make people smile. But that smile is going to disappear. The end of this story is near. And Mercedes Mone, why are you wasting your time? We know the outcome. Julia’s beaten Willow not once, but twice. So why not just roll the dice with Julia, the Keeper of Secrets, and the Forever Face of TBS?

However, Julia is forgetting that next week on Rampage, she faces a LEGIT challenger! Will Leyla wipe the smug smile off Julia’s face as she takes her throne? Or will The House Always Win?

 

Samoa Joe speaks.

“The biggest obstacle of being world champion is managing perception. How those around you perceive you, and how they perceive themselves. And it seems like a few people around here have some jilted perceptions. Dustin Rhodes, don’t think that your words went unheralded. You walk around with a camera and you talk big. You tell your story about what you dream about, about who you are, how tough and what you’ve done. Then why aren’t you standing here, Dustin? It seems like the things that you want, you forgot how to get, and I HAVE THEM, Dustin! And men like you, your biggest problem is, you don’t possess the one asset you need to survie around here, and it’s fear of me.

“So Dustin, I will not give you what you want, you don’t deserve a championship title opportunity. But I will give you the fight that you want. In fact, I’ll even sweeten it. If you beat me, Dustin, I will make you the number one contender. Just know what you serve as now is an example to everyone who speaks up and says my name. There will be consequences, there will be pain, and Dustin… you will set that example for me.” The King of Wrestling TV has spoken, will he grind Dustin into dust?

 

Penta El Zero Miedo VS Komander!

The Man with Zero Fear certainly shows it every time he is in the ring, and he doesn’t even fear facing an amigo juts to send a message to Adam Copeland ahead of their TNT Championship match. Will Penta and Komander still be on good terms after this Collision?

The bell rings, the fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” and Alex Abrahantes is here in both men’s corners technically. Komander and Penta circle, feel things out, then tie up. Penta shoves Komander away, Komander comes back and Penta waistlocks. They switch and switch, then Penta kicks low! Penta KICKS and KICKS, but Komander uses that to roll Penta up! TWO, and Penta denies an arm-drag, only for Komander to avoid a leg drop! Penta ducks the Penalty Kick to roll Komander up, TWO! The fans rally for “Lucha Libre!” as Komander sweeps to cover, ONE! Penta sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men kip up and the fans fire up!

Komander and Penta nod and smile as they reset. Komander offers a handshake, and the fans cheer. Penta takes it, only to say “CERO! MIEDO!” Komander CHOPS, but then Penta ducks the roundhouse, but not the HEEL KCIK! Komander runs, but into a scoop! Komander slips free, eggs Penta on, then dodges his haymaker. Komander tilt-o-whirl RANAS and the fans fire up! Penta is on the ropes, Komander mocks Cero Miedo then runs, but Penta DROPKICKS Komander while he handsprings! Penta hauls Komander up, hushes everyone, and winds up to CHOP! Komander is stinging but Penta swaggers.

The fans want that “One More Time!” but Komander says no, please! Penta whips, Komander pops up to RANA! Penta tumbles out, Komander builds speed and DIVES, into a trophy lift! Penta shows off the strength by using one hand! Then he gives Komander SNAKE EYES off steel steps! The fans cheer and Penta swaggers while Collision goes picture in picture.

Penta KICKS Komander’s leg out and then says “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta drags Komander up, whips him at the POST, then KICKS his leg out again! Penta hears the ref, refreshes the count, and then fetches Komander. Penta puts Komander in, rallies the fans, then brings Komander up. Penta whips Komander to a corner, runs up and GAMANGIRIS! Komander falls over but Penta hears the fans, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta goes back for Komander, but Komander shoves him away. Penta stalks Komander to the corner, but Komander CHOPS! Penta brushes that off and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS again, so Penta CHOPS him down!

Penta has the fans all fired up, and Penta brings Komander up. Penta hushes everyone, winds up extra, and he KICKS the legs out! The fans fire up while Penta swaggers and Collision returns to single picture. Penta brings Komander up, whips him to ropes, but Komander rolls off Penta’s back! Komander runs, tilt-o-whirls and keeps going, to then RANA Penta out! Komander DIVES and direct hit at the ramp! The fans fire up while both men are down on the outside! Komander KICKS Penta, “This is Awesome!” as Komander puts Penta in the ring. Komander climbs, leaps, but into a SUPERKICK!

Penta snarls, brings Komander up, and whips, but Komander goes up and over and handsprings away! Penta runs up to SLINGBLADE! Penta gets Komander up, runs and springboards for a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Komander survives and Penta is frustrated. Penta brings Komander up, reels him in, “CERO! MIEDO!” Tuck and lift, but Komander slips out and wrenches! Roll-up, TWO!! Penta escapes but Komander is on him for a LA MAGISTROL! ONE but Komander has a leg! Modified Half Crab! Penta endures, fights around, reaches out, and fights to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer but Komander lets go in frustration.

Komander drags Penta by a leg but Penta kicks at him. Komander still has both legs, has Penta under ropes, but Penta kicks free! Penta then slingshots up and in, but into a SPANISH FLY!! Double-edged for Komander but he has the cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous as Penta survives! Komander shakes out the stars going around his head, and he runs up, but Penta puts him on the apron! Penta GAMANGIRIS, then runs to triangle jump, APRON DESTROYER!!! Komander is somehow on his feet! Penta runs up, but Komander back drops him to the ramp! “This is Awseome!” as the ref has to check both men!

Both luchadores are somehow okay to continue, so the ring count climbs. The count is 5 of 10, then 7! Both men rise, hobble over, and they slide in at 9.5! The fans cheer, as does Abrahantes! Penta says he needs this more, and the two go face to face. They fire forearms back and forth! Penta eggs Komander on so Komander fires shots! They go faster and faster, then Penta CHOPS! Komander CHOPS, then eggs Penta on. Penta winds up, but Komander cucks to JAB, ELBOW and UPPERCUT! Komander runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Penta says “CERO! MIEDO!” and runs, but Komander follows! Penta still catches him, tucks him, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans can’t believe it but Komander survives! Penta drags Komander up as fans cheer ‘A E DUB!” for making this main event. Penta puts Komander up top, hushes everyone, and CHOPS again! Komander wobbles, Penta goes up, “CERO! MIEDO!” SUPER- NO, Komander lands out of the suplex! Then he goes back up, TORNILLO! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives but Komander hurries back up top! “This is Lucha!” as Komander tightrope walks and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Penta tumbles out of the ring and Komander builds speed! Komander goes up and up, ESCALARA MOONSAULT!! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous!

Komander gets Penta up and in, climbs up again, “This is Awesome!” as he tightrope walks! CIELITO- CODE BREAKER!!! Penta then gets Komander up and tucked in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta wins!

Winner: Penta El Zero Miedo, by pinfall

The beautiful shooting star was turned into a destructive lung blower, and Penta takes this win right away from Komander! And then Edge walks out on stage, title on his shoulder. Edge nods and Abrahantes says Penta will be champion! Penta has zero fear, but will he be ready to get Rated R?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, though with a lot of wild and certainly interesting moves. LionHook was of course winning tonight, but great to see Ogogo back and joining Shane Taylor Promotions. Then Shibata joining Hook and Jericho against STP is rather surprising but it works since Shibata is a mutual friend of Hook’s through Orange Cassidy. Good promo from Julia to hype this TBS Championship story with Willow and Mone but it feels like all the more reason Willow is winning so it’ll be Willow VS Mone at Double or Nothing. And of course Pac won his match tonight, though great name in “Encore Moore.” Okada got a really good video package, and Okada VS Pac is going to be awesome stuff for sure.

Yuka of course won her return to AEW, but Adora gave her a really good match. Deeb essentially calling out Yuka by showing up is another interesting move, given how Deeb sounded like she really wanted after some bigger competition. Maybe this is to simply give Deeb and Yuka both something to do while waiting on the title stories. Claudio VS Butcher was solid stuff, but of course Claudio won. Rocky Romero had a really good promo segment with The Undisputed Kingdom, Roddy VS Rocky will be good stuff, but with Taven, Bennett AND Wardlow watching Roddy’s back, Rocky’s got not real hope of winning the title eliminator.

Dustin had a really good promo and Samoa Joe had a great promo in response, their title eliminator will be great stuff but with Swerve Strickland set for Dynasty, no way Dustin earns his title match here. I feel like Dustin might need to go to ROH if he wants a world championship, and even then, I don’t see that happening now that (Supercard of Honor spoilers) Mark Briscoe won to carry on Jay Briscoe’s legacy. But speaking of Mark, great integration of stories as Mark, Edge and even FTR go after The House of Black, and even get into it with The Bucks. FTR VS Top Flight was an awesome tag match, but of course FTR won to give us FTR VS Bucks Part 4 at Dynasty.

And then speaking of Edge, Penta VS Komander was an awesome main event for Penta to bring momentum into the TNT Championship match. Now, I don’t see Edge losing on TV, and certainly not so soon after getting this title off Christian Cage. But hey, Penta’s going to give Edge an awesome defense, and then surely after Dynasty, Edge and Malakai can fight for the TNT Championship at Double or Nothing. Oh, and of course, great promos from both Bryan Danielson and Will Ospreay. It doesn’t change whatever math or momentum is going on, but it does help put the story of this match into some new perspectives. Both men are definitely on a Mount Rushmore of their own, their match at Dynasty is easily Match of the Year candidate already.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (7/26/24)

It’s the ROYAL RAMPAGE!

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Who will be waiting in the wings for the AEW World Champion?

In the wake of Blood & Guts, twenty men compete in the Royal Rampage battle royal! But who will stand tall at the end as the next #1 contender?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Fatal 4 Way Tag: Private Party VS The Righteous VS The Outrunners VS Rush & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis; win(s).
  • Lance Archer VS ???
  • Kris Statlander w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Leila Grey; wins.
  • Royal Rampage: ??? wins and will challenge for the AEW World Championship at AEW Grand Slam.

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/24/24)

The violent tradition returns!

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The word of the day is, “VIOLENCE!”

Blood & Guts returns again, and Team AEW looks to take down The Elite once and for all! Will Swerve, Darby, Mark Briscoe & The Acclaimed stand tall? Or will they be able to stand at all?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida; Britt wins.
  • PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Pac wins.
  • Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis; Mariah wins.
  • Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW; Team AEW wins.

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Alex Marvez waits in a parking lot.

He is in the hotel parking garage, hoping for a scoop from Will Ospreay after last week’s devastating loss to MJF in the International Championship match. However, Ospreay goes right past Marvez and Marvez hurries after. Marvez asks for a comment but Ospreay says he’ll tell everyone what he has to say, once he arrives at the arena. Except someone slashed his tire! Three guesses who. Ospreay asks if Marvez rented a car. He did. Then hand over the keys! What? O-Okay. Marvez hands over the keys, Ospreay has him carry the luggage, and they hurry to Marvez’s rental. They get in and Marvez asks if Ospreay’s driven in America. NOPE! Uh oh.

Ospreay peels out of the parking garage, hoping to make it to Bridgestone Arena before the show is over! Will he have plenty to say after what the Wolf of Wrestling (or rather, weasel) did last week?

 

Cheerleaders line the ramp…?

They ask Nashville to give them an M! “M!” Give them a J! “J!” Give them an F! “F!” What’s that spell? M J F! That’s right, the NEW International Champion makes his way out, all smiles as he wears the belt he stol- er, won last week on Dynamite. He of course has them cut his music so he can talk. And he stands in the ring on camera left, with a podium, and something under a black cloth. MJF says, “Ospreay did not hit the Tiger Driver 91 because he is a gutless coward. The fact that you mouth breathers actually thought he could beat me when he couldn’t even beat that shmuck, Swerve, is laughable.”

The fans boo but MJF says by the way, Shane, MJF hasn’t forgotten about his world championship. And MJF is telling you now… The fans tell MJF to STFU first. MJF continues by saying he is just waiting for his moment to pounce. If he were Swerve, he’d pray to God that that moment never comes. See, when the spotlight is on MJF, MJF shines bright like a diamond, baby. He kisses the Dynamite Diamond Ring, the very item that helped him win, and MJF says that when the spotlight is on our “wittle hewo,” Ospreay, Ospreay MELTS. MJF beat Will Ospreay without breaking a damn sweat. Easiest match of his life!

And MJF did it quickly, efficiently, and wrestling analysts are saying it is the most dominant victory of all time. Not his words, all theirs. The fans boo these blatant lies, but MJF says ordinarily, a lot of people would tell Ospreay to burn those brittle as hell indie kick pads and just retire, but that’s not good enough. If it were MJF, he’d take a long walk off a short pier. But lucky for Ospreay, his grandma died recently, right? The fans boo MJF bringing up Ospreay’s nan, but MJF says just dig a grave next to hers. Bro tip: dig it a football field away from the old lady. That fat skank needs all the room she can get!

The fans boo while MJF laughs at his own insult. He then tells the fans to shut up. If Ospreay doesn’t like the facts MJF has to say, then he should come on out here and face him like a man. Oh wait, Ospreay won’t, because he’s worthless. Or because his car got sabotaged and Ospreay’s on his way. MJF says speaking of worthless, let’s talk this International Championship. The fans love this belt because it was held by “workhorses” who would come out here week in and week out, trying to earn their affection by putting in the work. Barf! What a joke. Working hard is for poors like all of the fans. Fans tell MJF he’s an a-hole in return.

MJF says people like this belt because it was held by “international talent.” MJF would have to sit back and watch the fans pretend that anyone outside of our great nation matters to them, and honestly, they’re unpatriotic and treasonous. MJF nods and says he deserves a title worthy of his superior intellect, his superior bank account, and his superior upbringing. This title, much like Daniel Garcia, “Willy Boy” and all these White trash hicks in Nashville, is nothing more than garbage. And down that belt goes into a trash can! The fans boo but MJF goes to his podium. MJF deserves a title that symbolizes the best wrestler in the world, and the best country in the world.

Newsflash: he does not mean that “third world cesspool” of a country known as the United Kingdom. So ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the brand new AEW American Championship! The cloth is taken away to reveal the belt, and it admittedly looks good. Fans chant “U S A! U S A!” MJF says while he appreciates those chants, when he talks America, he isn’t talking “Nasty Ass Nashville.” No, MJF is talking about real America. The only America that matters: the most magical place in the world, Plainview, Long Island, New York!

The fans boo but MJF says God bless the USA, God bless this American Championship, but also God bless your American hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Thank him later. MJF holds up the belt and has red, white and blue streamers fly. There’s even an American flag with 50 MJFs on it! Wait! Ospreay rushes into the ring! MJF goes running, belt in hand and tail tucked between his legs! Ospreay grabs his mic and tells MJF, “You can try your best to feed everyone horse *hit, but we ain’t eatin’ it! I was in that match so allow me to tell everyone what was going through your damn mind at minute 59, when you were breathin’ out your ass, and you can’t stand it!

“And there is no way in your mind you knew that you could beat me. So you reached into your trunks, went past your tiny little d… And you pulled out that diamond ring and cracked it over my skull. You would’ve rather had cheated than admit that a guy like me is on your level.” MJF defends his innocence, but Ospreay tells him that Ospreay has the best news for him. This will put a smile on MJF’s face! Ospreay had a meeting with Tony Khan and Christopher Daniels. And guess what? Ospreay’s getting a rematch! MJF doesn’t understand, but Ospreay says he also has that rematch… on home soil!!

Ospreay tells MJF that Sunday, August 25th, it will be Ospreay VS MJF fort the International Championship at All In!! The fans fire up, MJF says he didn’t agree to that! But that doesn’t matter, he has to do it! Ospreay makes sure to get the International Championship belt out of the trash and clean it off. Who will stand tall at the end of this war in Wembley?

 

AEW goes backstage.

Referee Bryce Remsburg has the official Blood & Guts coin to determine which team gets advantage for the main event. But when Bryce walks into the room, he finds The Elite standing around Christopher Daniels on the floor! They claim they found him like this. Matthew Jackson also adds that The Elite has their own coin, “AEW” on one side and “Elite” on the other. Matt flips the coin, the ref confirms, Elite wins the advantage! Wait, where is Hangman? Isn’t he supposed to be here? Matt tells the guys relax. They made a deal with Hangman, he’ll honor that deal. Now let’s go get it, boys! Blood & Guts! By the way, Matt was using a two-sided coin.

The EVPs found a way to rig things in their favor, but will having the man-up advantage really help them #ManUp against Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin, The Acclaimed & Swerve Strickland?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Learning Tree has been champion for 95 days, but not without a little bit of help from his Branches. However, Tony Khan thought ahead, and has decided to prune those Branches by banning Big Bill & Bryan Keith from ringside! Jericho will have to face the Meanest Man in the World all by himself, will nothing save him from being chopped down? Or does The Wizard have one more trick up his sleeve?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who destroys the other “For The World?”

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Suzuki eggs Jericho on, but Jericho waves hi to the fans. Jericho steps up, he and Suzuki talk some smack, and then Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki shrugs, then CHOPS in return! Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki smirks. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki eggs Jericho on more, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, and Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki CHOPS, taunts Jericho, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki likes that, and the CHOPS keep going!

The fans fire up and cheer Suzuki with every CHOP! Suzuki eggs Jericho on some more, so Jericho waves “Hi~!” and CHOPS! Suzuki smiles and waves back, to CHOP! Jericho is stinging in pain, but he CHOPS again! Suzuki just grins as he dares Jericho to keep going. Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki doesn’t flinch! Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS Jericho into a corner! The CHOPS keep going, and the fans fire up! Jericho is stinging, and he steps into the other ring! Suzuki pursues, drags Jericho back, and he CHOPS! Jericho’s chest is already bloody, Suzuki pushes him into the first ring.

Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki just laughs it off and the fans boo Jericho. Jericho gets mad, but Suzuki puts his hands back. Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, but that just hurts his hand! Suzuki brings Jericho around to CHOP again! And again! Those are high, too! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS just keep going! Jericho’s CHOPS are slowing down, fans chant “CHOP FOREVER!” Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho backs away, and Suzuki cheers with the fans! Jericho snarls, talks some smack back, “Are you crazy?!” Suzuki says yes!

Jericho CHOPS, Suzuki grins, repeat. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho into the corner again, then CHOPS so hard, Jericho falls over! The fans fire up and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jericho stands up and Suzuki eggs him on. Jericho says Suzuki has to be insane, and he CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP, and Jericho gets frustrated. The CHOPS just keep going! Jericho flips Suzuki off then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS again and Jericho staggers away to a corner. Suzuki grins, Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOSP, eggs Jericho on, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS and Jericho staggers. Jericho comes back, the CHOPS keep going, and Suzuki again backs Jericho to a corner. The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going!

Jericho sits down in the corner, the ref checks him, and Suzuki fires the fans up again. Jericho’s chest is only redder, but so is Suzuki’s. Jericho stands, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOSP! The CHOP fest is far from over as they just keep going! Jericho gets the edge, but Suzuki is unfazed! He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho goes to ropes, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Suzuki revels in it, but Jericho is tiring out! That’s when Suzuki CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho, Dynamite returns to single picture, and you better believe the CHOPS keep going! Jericho kicks low and fires a forearm!

The fans boo Jericho ruining the fun, but he soaks up the heat. Jericho runs, to LARIAT! Suzuki falls and Jericho celebrates like he’s already won! Jericho then triangle jumps but Suzuki steps back, and CHOPS! Jericho swings, into a HANGING ARMBAR! The fans fire up as there’s no ropebreaks here! Jericho flails, endures, but Suzuki lets go to then drag Jericho out of the ring. Suzuki SMACKS Jericho off the desk! The fans fire up as Suzuki grabs a chair and brings it over! Suzuki JAMS Jericho up, SMACKS him on the back, and Jericho hobbles away. Suzuki grabs a second chair, KICKS Jericho down, then puts Jericho’s hand through the chair!

Suzuki grabs the first chair, he’s going to do Jericho like Jericho did Shibata! CON-CHAIR-TO on the arm! Jericho clutches his hand and Suzuki grins. The fans are thunderous, they want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Suzuki does one better and he bends the fingers! Suzuki brings Jericho over to the railing so fans can get a better look! Suzuki lets off, Taz sure loves this, and Suzuki eggs Jericho on. Jericho CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand! So Jericho CHOPS with the left! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho with a forearm! Suzuki puts Jericho in the ring, then grabs the bad hand to twist and wrangle Jericho into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Suzuki bends the fingers again, Jericho suffers while he reaches out futilely for ropes! Jericho rolls, but Suzuki bends the fingers even more! Jericho CLAWS Suzuki’s face! The fans boo but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Suzuki roars as he rises up and Jericho is shocked! Nashville is thunderous as Suzuki glares at Jericho. Jericho scowls back, and the forearms start flying! They go back and forth, Nashville still behind Suzuki. The two stand, Suzuki ROCKS Jericho, but Jericho hits back! And again! And again! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho and Jericho leans against ropes. Suzuki whips Jericho, follows him, shoots around, for the SLEEPER!

Jericho flails, but Suzuki spins him! But Jericho trips Suzuki! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as now Suzuki endures! Suzuki powers his way around and throws hands from below! Suzuki then BOOTS Jericho away, shoots around again, SLEEPER! Jericho flails, Suzuki spins him and reel shim in! Gotch hold, PILE- NO, Jericho fights free, and LOW BLOWS! The fans boo but it isn’t cheating this time! JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

It may not have been as extreme as other FTW Championship matches, but it was gritty, brutal and even downright nasty! But while Jericho holds up the belt, Suzuki rises to his feet! The Murder Grandpa snatches Jericho into a SLEEPER! And then the Gotch hold and PILEDRIVER!! The fans fire up as Suzuki stands tall, but here come Keith & Bill! No more ringside ban, and they beat Suzuki down! The fans boo as Bill & Keith CHOKE Suzuki! But wait! Here comes Shibata!! The Wrestler is 100%, and he also slides in from the crowd side! Shibata CLUBS Keith, CLUBS Bill, then ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, to bait him into a DUMP to the outside!

Keith ROCKS Shibata, fans boo, but Shibata whips to kitchen sink knee! Shibata throws off his shirt, but the Branches go running! They regroup with The Learning Tree, will The Wrestler make them all pay for everything they’ve done?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the NEW CMLL Women’s World Champion, congratulates her on that win, and asks what it means to have that title on her shoulder. Willow says she’s traveled the world and… Stokely Hathaway walks over. Stokely says hi, then Kris Statlander attacks! The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor beats Willow down, drags her back up, and smiles as she fireman’s carries Willow, for an F5 onto road cases! The Babe with the Power writhes, and Stokely says Willow knows why they’re here. Kris holds up the title and Stoke says next week on Dynamite, they have a Title Eliminator match for the CMLL Women’s World Championship.

Stokely asks Willow what she thinks, but Willow is in too much pain. Stokely says okay, she’ll let them know. Kris drops the belt onto Willow, but will Willow drop Kris when these two have it out in the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

It was earlier today that The American Dragon shared a conversation he had with Doc Sampson. Bryan knew that to be All In ready, he needed to do this, eat that, but this week, Doc told Bryan that his neck is fixable, so they need to keep it that way. Bryan says he’s good, he’ll work hard, do his best, and just enjoy the moment. Wembley Stadium! How awesome is that, right? But then in steps Jeff Jarrett! Double J tells Bryan that he was over there with RJ City, and he just wants to say this: Bryan knows better than anyone that Jarrett was crushed not to have won The Owen Cup. But in hindsight, Bryan overcame the odds Jarrett didn’t, and Bryan was the perfect guy to win.

Bryan has a date with destiny, and Jarrett couldn’t have been more proud to be in Calgary than to have been there when Bryan raised the cup. Bryan thanks Jarrett, and Jarrett says Bryan has Wembley in the crosshairs. And he’s facing a champion in Swerve Strickland, who knows exactly what he needs to do, is dialed in and focused on keeping that title. Jarrett knows Bryan needs to rest up physically, but there’s also a lot of mental recovery to get done. Bryan can sit on the fence, maybe even have one foot out the door, or even make an excuse. But Jarrett wants Bryan to know that if he’s going All In, then he better go All In.

A lot of people believe in Bryan. Jarrett is at the top of that list. The Last Outlaw leaves and Renee asks where all that sits with Bryan. Bryan says a lot of that is true. He has work to do. Bryan thanks Renee for the time and heads out. What will The American Dragon do to prepare himself inside and out for The Realest AEW World Champion, Swerve Strickland?

 

Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida!

The DMD returned to AEW at Forbidden Door, and has since then been calling out The CEO for a TBS Championship! But the Shining Samurai, a former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, is not letting Britt just have what she wants! Will Shida stake her own claim to Mercedes Mone’s gold? Or will Britt prove herself more than worthy with a big return victory?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Shida powers Britt to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off but Britt avoids the forearm! The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Shida!” “D M D!” The two tie up and Britt wrenches to a hammerlock. Britt snapmares then ghost pins, TWO! Shida staggers up and Britt runs up to headlock. Shida fights the takeover, lifts Britt, but Britt fights the suplex. They end up in a corner, Shida stomps then whips. Britt stops herself, slips around to roll Shida, TWO! Britt hurries to clamp onto arms! Shida fights but Britt rolls her to another ghost pin, TWO! Shida has a cover, TWO!

Britt headscissors, Shida rolls free and then slips away. The fans cheer the standoff and the two reset. They approach, Shida kicks low and TOSSES Britt out. Shida storms out after Britt, but the two brawl. Shida KNEES low, RAMS Britt into railing, then brings her around the way to make her sit in a corner. Shida climbs up to rain down fists! The fans fire up and count, Shida goes all the way to TEN! Shida fires up, the fans fire up, and then Shida brings Britt back into the ring. Shida then puts Britt on the apron, gets space, and runs in to KNEE LIFT! Shida roars and the fans fire up more while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Britt sputters, Shida drags her in and stomps her. Shida paces while Britt slowly sits up. Shida digs her knee into Britt against ropes, but the ref counts. Shida lets off, drags Britt up again, and CLUBS her on the back. Shida then scoops, carries Britt around, then SLAMS her down. Cover, TWO! Shida clamps right on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Britt endures being bent back, and she reaches out for ropes. Shida pulls Britt around but Britt still has the ROPEBREAK! Shida lets off in frustration, and she SLAPS Shida around. Shida drags Britt up to bump her off buckles, then bumps her off buckles again.

Shida brings Britt around and RAMS her into buckles! Britt falls back, Shida sits on her to cover, TWO! Shida’s cover was a little cocky so she puts Britt in the corner. Shida goes up but Britt shoves her back. Britt catches Shida for a BUCKLE SHOT! Shida sputters, Britt snarls, and both slowly sit up. Britt storms up to stomp Shida, then drags her up. Britt CLUBS Shida, ROCKS her, then reels her in. Shida fights the suplex, to CORNER SUPLEX Britt! Britt slumps off the buckles while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Britt bails out, and Shida goes up the ropes. Shida says she’s gonna give Britt another bloody nose!

But then Britt rolls in and CLUBS Shida down! Britt waistlocks, but avoids an elbow. Britt runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Britt whips, Shida reverses but Britt SLINGBLADES! And with some torque! Britt brings out her glove and puts it on! The fans fire up, Britt spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida runs up! Britt ROCKS Shida, fires off more shots, then storms up, into a KNEE! Shida hops around Britt to GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Britt and has the ARMBAR! Britt scrambles around, but Shida flips her over and facelocks. Gator roll and roll back into a GUILLOTINE! Britt endures, so Shida KNEES her down!

The fans fire up and Shida goes up the corner. Shida METE- NO, Britt dodges and SUPERKICKS! Britt runs but Shida dodges the stomp! Britt ripcords, but Shida stops the forearm to ROCK Britt! Shida runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shida drops to her knees but so does Britt and the fans are thunderous! Britt drags Shida up and reels her into an Alabama Lift, Shida sunset flips, jackknife bridges, TWO! Britt has the cover, TWO! Shida prawn holds, TWO!! Britt narrowly escapes and Shida is pissed! Shida hammers away on Britt’s head, then drags her up. Shida reels Britt in, FALCON- NO, Britt fights out and wrangles Shida down!

Britt wants the arm, Shida fights around, and Shida has the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, the fans fire up, and Shida sees her kendo stick! Shida resists temptation, storms up on Britt, but Britt ripcords and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives, but Britt clamps on! RINGS OF- NO, Shida powers out, blocks a superkick, then QUESTION MARK KICKS! Shida reels Britt in to FALCON ARROW! The fans are thunderous, Shida takes aim, KATA- NO, Britt fireman’s carries for a takeover, and has the RINGS OF SATURN!! Shida flails, but ends up in LOCKJAW!! Shida TAPS, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Add another classic into this storied rivalry! But wait, here comes The CEO to rain on Britt’s parade. Mone has a mic to say, “Wow. Britt, that was very impressive. What a strong victory over a former champion. Now, Britt, I know that you want a shot at this at All In. And what would be hotter than The CEO VS The DMD? So let’s get to it! Because I know that you and everybody here is waiting to hear my answer. And that answer is… NO.” The fans boo but we should’ve known she’d say that. Britt dares Mone to step inside, but wait, who is that?! Is that KAMILLE!? Formerly of NWA Power, but now here in AEW, doing Mone’s dirty work!

Kamille hauls Britt up, and marches around with her for a TORTURE RACK! Britt can only suffer the thrashing, before the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Kamille stands over Britt and Mone stands by her side. The CEO has signed a powerful insurance policy, will no one ever take the TBS Championship from her?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Holding all three belts, Christian Cage says, “Nashville, you haven’t earned the right to see Christian Cage in person, so I’ll be conducting my business from the bowels of the arena. Now this past Saturday on Collision, The Patriarchy triumphed when we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. And this Friday on Rampage, my son, Nick, is entered in the Royal Rampage, and he’s going to walk out as the brand new #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.” Now, Nick has earned the right to speak, so Christian gives him the floor. Nick says first, the AEW Trios Championships. And soon to be, #1 contender…

Nick spots something, and he asks Kip Sabian why he keeps seeing Kip around. Kip doesn’t know what Nick’s talking about, but Nick says he saw Kip last Saturday while The Patriarchy was headed to the ring, and now Kips right here. What’s his deal? There is no deal. Oh, is that so? Well, Nick knows Kip is also in the Royal Rampage, so Nick will throw Kip’s ass out. And by the way, no one cares that Kip’s dad died. Be a man and suck it up. Nick leaves but will Kip make Nick care when Nick has a Superbad time on Friday?

 

PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

Speaking of #1 contenders, despite Will Ospreay wanting his rematch at Wembley, The Bastard is still THE #1 contender to the International/American Championship. Will Pac show his full power against this powerhouse? Or will sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss be enough for Boulder to bulldoze The Bastard?

The bell rings and Pac steps right to Boulder. Boulder flexes, but Pac SOBATS! Pac facelocks, but he can’t suplex Boulder! Boulder suplexes Pac, but Pac slips free and kicks Boulder to a corner. Pac BOOTS Boulder, runs corner to corner, but Boulder CLOBBERS Pac! The fans boo but Boulder storms his way to a corner to go up and MOONSAULT! He FLOPS as Pac dodges! Pac UPPERCUTS, then goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN! Pac stomps away on Boulder, the ref counts, but Pac digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Pac seethes. Pac goes out to then climb a corner while Boulder staggers up.

Pac MISSILE DROPKICKS and down goes Boulder! The fans fire up and Pac storms over to Boulder. Pac reels Boulder in, and he actually suplexes Boulder, for a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by pinfall

Pac says this is HIS ring, and he scrapes Boulder out of it. But what is he to do if he wants to be part of Wembley and that International/American Championship fiasco?

 

Team AEW speaks.

Swerve Strickland tells Nashville, “Whose house? The spirit of AEW is on the rise tonight. And I asked these young gentlemen, these warriors, last week if they were ready to get violent. And quite frankly, we’re going to show The Elite what that’s all about. All while led by yours truly, the AEW World Champion-” Darby Allin tells Swerve to shut up. Swerve’s the leader? He’s going to go around telling everyone he’s leading them? He ain’t leadin’ nothing! This isn’t about Swerve, but about getting even with The Elite. Swerve and Darby won’t see eye to eye, not tonight or any night. Oh, okay, that’s what this is all about?

Well, when it’s all said and done, if Darby wants to get violent with Swerve, then Swerve would be more than happy to. Max Caster asks if “Sneaky Swerve” will be happy to get violent with him. Does he wanna get violent with the Best Wrestler Alive? The Acclaimed remembers what Swerve did to them. Hell, Caster will get violent with Darby, too, he doesn’t like Darby’s weird ass. Anthony Bowens says that’s right! They don’t care about the petty differences between Darby and Swerve. This is about The Acclaimed getting the AEW World Tag Team Championships back and eliminating The Young Bucks.

Swerve says they choose now to get like this? This is what they wanna do? Mark Briscoe steps in to mediate. Simmer down, boys. They gotta let the past be the past. Mark feels like the man that fell out the boat, because he ain’t in it. But tonight, put all that behind them! Tonight, they are Team AEW! And The Elite, we know your game plan! It’s divide and conquer, so we cannot allow that to happen! Tonight, stand united! And all the entitled and pompous ones worldwide will know that they ain’t safe! The violent people are here! They’re coming, baby! It’s on!! The team rallies behind The Chicken, but will they be able to stand together so they can stand tall tonight?

 

Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis!

No longer Toni Storm’s protege, understudy or anything of the sort, “The Glamour” that is the Queen of Harts is preparing to tear the AEW World Championship away from the Leading Lady. So will she make an example of Tennessee’s own? Or will she be upstaged by an upstart, just like Toni Storm?

The bell rings and Mariah SHOTGUNS Kaitland down! The fans fire up, Mariah fires off in the corner, but the ref counts. Mariah shoves Kaitland out of the corner, goes up the corner, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kaitland flounders, Mariah smirks and drags her up, to CLUB away on her like she did Toni Storm’s bloody forehead! Then she kisses Kaitland goodnight, also like she did Storm. Then Mariah runs to KNEE Kaitland, and fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! But Mariah isn’t done, she wants to have some fun. Mariah drags Kaitland into the corner, strikes a pose, then hits the SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

As she’s been doing for months, anything Storm can do, Mariah feels she can do better. Wait! Storm is here?! But then Mariah laughs, because she again pulled one over on us. WAIT! The ringside medic pulls off a wig and reveals she’s Toni Storm!! The fans are thunderous and Mariah senses something is wrong. Mariah turns around and sees Storm staring daggers! The two fire off haymakers and the fans erupt! Refs rush out here, fans boo, but the refs and security pull the two apart! Nashville wants to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see plenty of that in Wembley Stadium. Storm gets a mic and shouts, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE!? BECAUSE I AM!!”

Security does everything they can to keep Storm back. Is Storm’s Summer blockbuster going to be a revenge story a la Kill Bill?

 

Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW!

As Dean Malenko narrates, this isn’t just any normal grudge match. This is for the heart and soul of AEW as these ten men step into two rings and four walls of unforgiving steel. “Blood will be shed, but who has the most guts? Submission or surrender, who will survive?” The Elite has the advantage, and is almost completely golden as The Young Bucks have the tag titles, Kazuchika Okada has the Continental Championship and Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, but will gold matter when everything is about to be stained a crimson red?

First out for The Elite is the Scapegoat, Jack Perry! He even brings a chair with him because he isn’t taking any chances. Who will meet him from Team AEW? We find out, after the break.

Blood & Guts returns and Darby Allin makes his entrance! Fitting as the Relentless One wants after that TNT Championship. And also fitting is that Darby’s once again got thumbtacks all over the bottom of that skateboard! But Jack SMACKS Darby right at the cage door! The fans boo but Jack soaks it up while he goes out after Darby. Jack CLUBS Darby, hauls him up, and BOMBS him into the side of the cage! Jack drags Darby along, CLUBS him down again, then goes to fetch steel steps. Jack pushes the steps against railing, then brings Darby up. Jack whips Darby hard into the steps, and Darby tumbles up and over railing!

Fans fire up as the front row catches Darby in their laps! Jack soaks up the heat, stalks Darby into the crowd, and CLAWS Darby’s back! They now bring the fight around to the back of the floor level! They brawl, keep moving, and the fans fire up as they get to see more of the fight up close! Darby has fans move so he can push Jack all the way back to the railing! The fans fire up as Darby then LARIATS Jack back to ringside! Darby hops the railing, stalks Jack, and he drags Jack into the ring. The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and the cage closes. But Jack SMACKS Darby with a trash can!

Jack dumps out the can, brings out bright yellow cable, and he learned this one from Rush! Jack CHOKES Darby with the cord, then wedges the can into a corner. Jack stalks Darby, stomps him, then hauls him up to LAWN DART Darby into the trash can! Darby flops back and Jack grins. Jack soaks up more heat from Nashville, then brings the trash can back into the corner. Jack RAMS Darby’s head into the can, RAMS him again, then punches the can out and CHUCKS it at the cage. Jack riles the fans up, then soaks up the heat again. Jack goes back for Darby, taunts him, but Darby SPITS at him!

Darby then fires forearms on Jack, but the countdown is here! Darby CHOKES Jack with that yellow cable, but Jack DECKS him! And here comes Nicholas Jackson! One of the EVPs has a chair of his own, and a heavy metal suitcase! Jack CLUBS Darby, Nick waves to cameras, and then coordinates with Jack for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! The fans boo but The Elite soak up the heat. Jack sets up the chairs, Nick brings Darby over, and together, Jack & Nick double suplex, only for Darby to fight free! Darby whips Nick, Nick reverses but Darby goes up the ropes! Only for Nick to SHOVE him into the steel!

Darby slumps down the side of the cage, and Nick SUPERKICKS him into it! Nick then goes up and out to the apron to PENALTY KICK! Darby is stuck between ring and cage, Jack says the kick was good, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture.

Nick & Jack coordinate, and they wedge the trash can up against Darby. Jack runs to DROPKICK the can into Darby! Nick & Jack both soak up the heat, then they stomp Darby around. They drag Darby up, whips and drop toehold him onto the chair, face first! Jack stands on Darby’s neck while Nick takes a seat. They’re in no rush, after all. They LASH Darby with the yellow cable! Then CHOKE him with it! Darby suffers but Nick lets him go. Jack JAMS Darby up with a chair! Nick isolates Darby’s leg and Jack JAMS it! Darby writhes and flounders away but Nick puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Darby can again only suffer!

Nick stomps Darby, Darby goes to the apron but Nick stands on the bad leg. Darby flails but can’t get loose, and then Jack clamps on a chinlock! Jack stretches Darby backwards against the ropes, and then Nick lets off. Blood & Guts returns to single picture, and the countdown is here! The Elite stomps Darby, but here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion storms his way down to the ring, and he rallies right on Nick & Jack! Mark CHOPS away on Nick, BOOTS Jack, then ROCKS Nick with haymakers! Mark whips, Nick reverses, but Mark uses the chair to LEAPING LARIAT Jack in No Man’s Land!

Both Mark and Jack take a tumble into the second ring and the fans fire up! Mark fires up with Nashville, but Nick goes up and up and springboards, but into Mark’s EXPLODER! The fans fire up again, and Mark stomps Jack in a corner. Darby finds his skateboard, and he brings it along with him. Mark goes looking for goodies, and he brings a ladder out! Darby DUMPS Nick back tot he first ring, fires forearms, and Mark puts the ladder in a corner. Mark & Darby double whip Nick hard into the ladder! Nick flops around, ends up upside-down, and Mark goes after Jack. Mark CHOPS, Darby SLAMS the ladder onto Nick!

Mark whips Jack corner to corner, Jack reverses, but Mark goes up and over the ropes. Mark ROCKS Jack in return, then hurries up a corner! Mark aims at Nick, SWANTON on the ladder!! The fans are thunderous as Mark just shrugs that off! Nick writhes, clutches an arm, and Darby goes after Jack. Mark JAMS Nick with the ladder, wedges it in, and runs to BACK BODY BLOCK! Mark sandwiches Nick with the ladder, then Nick and ladder fall forward. The ladder gets Nick right in his bucks! The fans fire up as Darby JAMS Jack with a chair, and Mark hits a BRAINBUSTER on Nick! Mark finds that trash can and CHUCKS it at Nick!

The countdown finishes up again, and The Elite sends out Matthew Jackson! The other Buck is here, bringing a title belt and a second suitcase. What’re in those boxes anyway? Matt tosses his to Nick before he runs up on Mark. Mark ROCKS Matt, but Nick CLOBBERS Mark with the case! Darby runs up, kicks Nick, but Matt fakes Darby out! DDT on the briefcase! The case cracks open from the impact! Matt dribbles Mark’s face off the steel, and Mark’s busted open! The fans boo as Nick has Jack watch the cases. Matt scrapes Mark off the steel like a cheese grater, and then the Bucks sit Mark up top.

Matt stomps Darby, brings him up, and BUCKLE BOMBS him into Mark’s back! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS, for the Polar Express! The fans boo but Jack winds up. Matt CATAPULTS Darby into a CASE SHOT! Nick climbs up, and Matt gut wrenches Darby into a Canadian Rack. DOUBLE STOMP DOMINATOR COMBO! Then somersault for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER on Mark! The fans boo but The Elite soaks it all up. Jack stomps away on Mark in the corner, Matt TOSSES Darby to the second ring. Matt puts Mark over there, too, but the countdown returns. Jack SMACSK Mark with a case, but Team AEW sends… BOWENS!

The Five Tool Player storms down to the ring and he goes right for Nick! LAIRAT after LARIAT, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Bowens LARIATS Nick into No Man’s Land! Matt runs up but Bowens dodges to Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Jack runs up, into a kick! Bowens KICKS and FAMOUSERS! But Matt CHUCKS a case at Bowens! Mark BOOTS Matt, UPPERCUTS him, then scoop SLAMS him! The fans fire up as Mark climbs up a corner! But Matt trips Mark up onto his giblets! Darby fires off on Matt, runs, but into a LARIAT! The Bucks coordinate, and Matt brings Darby up. Matt gut wrenches, Nick jumps up, but Mark SUPER CUTTERS Nick!!

The fans are thunderous, Darby slips around and hits a SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans are thunderous as Darby has his skateboard! Mark holds Matt in place, for the SKATEBOARD STOMP!! The tacks get left behind in Matt’s arm!! Bowens BUSTS open a toolbox, and he finds scissors~! Darby sends Jack to him, Bowens SCISSOR STABS Jack in the forehead!! Not what you’d think scissoring meant but here we are! Darby ROCKS Nick, Bowens STABS away on Jack’s head! And then he opens the scissors, to go after Jack’s mouth?!? The fans tell Bowens he’s sick, and Jack’s about to look like The Joker soon!

Mark JAMS Matt with crutches, but the countdown returns. The Elite send out The Rainmaker! Bowens storms into the first ring to meet Okada, who is bringing that Rainmaker Drive street sign. Okada and Bowens stare down, then Okada swings! SMACK for Bowens! SMACK for Briscoe! Darby kicks low, runs, but into a SMACK! Okada sets the sign down, reels Mark in and gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE onto the sign!! Mark’s crimson mask only grows as Okada stands him up, ripcord and middle finger, for a LOW BLOW! Mark staggers, Nick holds up a chair, and Okada DROPKICKS the chair into Mark!

The fans boo but Okada grins. Matt wants someone to check his arm, and Jack works to get those tacks out of there, while Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Nick has his own crimson mask forming but he helps Okada beat down on Team AEW. Jack also has a crimson mask from all that violent scissoring. Nick uses a hammer to CHOKE Mark, and Okada CHOKES Bowens with a chain! The Bucks look and behold, they find a table! They put that in the ring, Okada keeps Bowens down and Jack stomps Mark. The Bucks bring the table all the way into the second ring, even as the brawling continues all over. Jack JAMS Mark with a chair, Matt scoops to SLAM Bowens on the table. Okada scoops Bowens and SLAMS him on the table! Matt punches away on Mark, then digs his boot in.

Nick stomps Darby, then Matt mocks the crane stance before he BOOTS Mark down. Nick SHINING WIZARDS Darby, then SHINING WIZARDS Mark! Nick soaks up the heat, Matt rains down fists on Darby, and Okada CLUBS Bowens in No Man’s Land. Jack joins in to mug Bowens, and then the Bucks SMACK Mark with the toolbox itself! Nick mocks the fans rallying, but Mark ROCKS Nick! Mark fires off fast hands, but Matt storms over to stop him. Matt and Mark brawl now, Okada joins in, but Mark fires forearms and chops! Okada doesn’t flinch! Mark CHOPS again, Okada ROCKS and BOOTS and fires off on Mark!

Blood & Guts returns to single picture yet again, and the countdown is back. Team AEW sends Max Caster! He has a mic, but not for rapping! Platinum Max dodges Okada to MIC BOP him! Caster then takes off his chain so he can CHAIN FIST Nick! And CHAIN FIST for Matt! And then one for Jack! Caster whips Nick hard into steel! And he SMACKS Jack with a chair! Caster goes up a corner, aims at Okada, and the fans fire up for Caster’s FLYING CHAIR SHOT!! The fans are thunderous as Caster then goes looking for things. Bowens SMACKS Okada for himself, and Darby CHOKES the Rainmaker for good measure.

Caster brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans fire up as Caster places that down, then he and Bowens bring Okada up. DOUBLE SUPLEX- NO, Jack & Nick make the save! The fans boo but Nick fires off on Bowens, Jack is after Caster! Jack TOSSES Caster, The Bucks whip Bowens into a corner. Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Bowens onto the barbed wire board! Bowens writhes and rises up, only for Matt to scoop SLAM him on the board!! The fans are cringing, but Matt brings out a second barbed wire board! Matt presses that down onto Bowens for the world’s most violent sandwich! Nick then climbs up, to SWANTON BOMB!!

The fans lose their minds while Bowens writhes from being turned into a violent panini! But wait, now Okada has brought out something. It’s a mysterious black bag! And out pours so many thumbtacks! Okada shoves those tacks into Caster’s mouth! Then The Bucks pump up their special edition Reeboks! Jack holds Caster in place for the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Caster sputters, coughing up tacks, and Nick says, “Yo, listen! He ain’t rappin’ anymore!” The countdown returns, and The Elite is complete now that Hangman Page is here! At least, he should be here. The Bucks wait, but The Black Hat isn’t coming?

Darby and Mark fight back on Jack and the Bucks! Okada fights with Caster but Mark goes after Okada! Darby COFFIN SPALSHES Nick, COFFIN SPLASHES Matt, repeat! Then Darby sends Nick into Matt, to then feed Nick to Mark for a CORNER EXPLODER! Mark BOOTS Jack, Caster stands to stand on Nick’s neck! Bowens wraps barbed wire around his leg!? Caster opens Nick up, Bowens goes up, and despite the pain he’s causing himself, he still BARBED WIRE ME TIMBERS!! Nick experiences his own painful scissoring, and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Mark puts the barbed wire boards aside.

The countdown is back, and that means Swerve is now here! Prince Nana gets everyone dancing as the AEW World Champion makes his way out, but NOW Hangman is here! Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve from behind with a chair! Swerve is his only target so now Hangman has a reason to fight! Hangman fires fists on Swerve, then brings out handcuffs!! Hangman cuffs Swerve to the side of the cage! Swerve tries to fight back but Hangman fires hands! Mark fireman’s carries Matt but Matt CLAWs Mark’s eyes! Matt is free, and Okada SHOTGUNS Mark into the barbed wire boards! Mark is already bleeding from one side, will he be bleeding from his back now?

Hangman cuffs Swerve’s other arm to the cage, Swerve is defenseless! But Nana hurries to fight Hangman! Hangman DECKS Nana, and then snatches the title belt. Hangman says Swerve has never deserved this title, it should never have been Swerve’s! Then Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve with the belt! Hangman fires hands on Swerve, and says he will eat Swerve alive! Hangman just hammers away with haymakers. The Bucks DOUBLE POWERBOMB Mark onto barbed wire! But then Matt gets a mic to shout at Hangman, “What are you doing?!” Hangman, look at Matt! They had a deal! And a deal is a deal, Hangman!

Last time, The Bucks suspended Hangman and he sat at home. But now, if Hangman doesn’t get in the ring, he is FIRED. Hangman hears that, and he leaves Swerve behind to step into the ring. Nick locks the cage so no one else can get in or out. The refs say no, all ten men have to be inside first. Matt says who cares? He’s an EVP, just do what he says! The bell rings so that Blood & Guts can “officially begin.” Jack goes after Bowens, Hangman argues with Matt, but Okada steps in. The Cowboy and the Rainmaker argue, and Okada shoves Hangman! But then Darby and Mark rush up! Darby jumps on Hangman while Mark fires hands on Matt!

Caster rises up, he CLUBS away on Okada! Bowens turns things around on Jack! Mark rains fists on Matt, Swerve fights and he already has one arm free. Swerve works to get the other arm free, but Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Caster JAMS Nick up with the Rainmaker Drive sign, Mark SMACKS Hangman with what’s left off a barbed wire board, but Nick CHUCKS trash can at Darby! Mark CLUBS away on Hangman, Okada JAMS Bowens with a crutch, and Hangman fights up. Matt runs to SHOTGUN the trash can into Caster’s head! Nick brings that can around to SMACK Darby with it. Okada CHOKES Bowens with the crutch while The Bucks taunt Swerve. Mark and Hangman brawl, Bowens SMACKS Okada with the crutch! Mark fireman’s carries Hangman for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Mark then hurries up a corner! FROGGY-BOW, onto knees!

Mark writhes, The Bucks continue to taunt Swerve, but Bowens scoop SLAMS Okada onto Hangman! Matt whips Caster to a corner, sends Nick in, but Caster TOSSES Nick! Matt runs in but Caster TOSSES him, too! But then the Bucks DOUBLE GIRI Caster! Okada Alabama Lifts Caster for a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Jack bounces off the cover, but The Elite keep Caster down. Blood & Guts returns to single picture one more time, and  Bowens fights back. The Bucks knock him over, and wait! Jeff Jarrett is storming out here?! Karen, Sonjay & Lethal try to stop him, but he and his guitar are going to ringside!

Wait, here comes Brandon Cutler to stop Jarrett. The EVP’s little sidekick says don’t even dare getting involved! But wait, here comes Daddy Ass! Billy Gunn grabs Cutler, tells him to “SUCK IT!” then ROCKS him with a right! Jarrett adds the SMASH HIT! Cutler falls, and both Billy and Jarrett free Swerve! The cuffs are tricky, though, but Nana brings out bolt cutters! Team AEW fights The Elite, and the cuffs are off! Nana hands Swerve the bolt cutters to start making a hole in the cage itself! The fans fire up as Swerve is in and he deals out LARIATS for every member of The Elite! DROPKICK for Okada, then an UPPERCUT!

Swerve snapmares Okada, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Nick attacks but Swerve slips around to BACKBREAKER, and POWERBOMB into Matt! Jack runs up but Swerve hip tosses him down! Then gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! There are still some tacks on the mat, too! But now, Hangman and Swerve lock eyes. The fans are losing their minds seeing these two head for No Man’s Land. Both men step inside, and they fire off haymakers! The fans erupt again as Swerve gets the edge with shots high and low! But Hangman dodges one to LARIAT Swerve into the second ring!

Hangman aims, slingshot and BUCK- NO, Swerve catches the lariat to arm-drag Hangman, shift around, but Hangman kicks free of the armbar! Hangman has a piece of board, and he DIGS the barbed wire into Swerve’s forehead! Swerve pushes the board back, and Darby hops onto Hangman for CODE RED! Okada FLAPJACKS Darby! Okada looks around, The Elite regroup with him, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mark! But Mark rebounds to DOUBLE LARIAT The Bucks! Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES Mark! Swerve somersault COMPLETE SHOTS Jack! Okada stomps Bowens but Bowens hits back!

The fans are thunderous as The Acclaimed regroup. They clear some space, and Swerve brings a staple gun! Swerve stalks Hangman and wants to bring this back to Texas Death! Hangman fights off the stapler, and Nick LOW BLOWS Swerve! Matt finally opens that metal briefcase, and inside are more staple guns! The Elite is armed and dangerous now! Swerve stands his ground but that’s 4v1! Jack STAPLES Swerve from behind, and then so does Nick! Matt and Okada join in, they staple Swerve from all sides! The fans boo, but Swerve is laughing?! The fans say they’re all sickos! Nick runs up, Swerve blocks his staple attack!

Matt kicks, Swerve blocks that, and he makes Nick STAPLE Matt! Then Swerve makes Nick sit on the top rope, then STAPLES his forehead! Jack runs up, into a BACKBREAKER and STAPLE! Okada DROPKICKS Swerve, ripcords, and gives a middle finger! So Swerve STAPLES that finger!! Hangman slingshots, Swerve dodges, BUCKSHOT hits Okada!! Then Swerve STAPLES Hangman in the cheek!! Then HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve went John Wick on everyone, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture one more time!

Swerve revels in the energy from Nashville, then he goes up top. KILL- NO, Hangman avoids the stomps! Swerve goes out after Hangman as Hangman crawls out through the hole in the cage! Swerve BOOTS Hangman, they brawl up the ramp and then to the stage! Swerve brings Hangman around into a SLEEPER! They go around the back of the tunnel, and then FALL OFF THE STAGE! They crash down through spare tables!! Matt hurries out of the cage and up the ramp, asking what the heck, but Bowens is in pursuit! Bowens ROCKS Matt, ROCKS him again, and brings him back to the ring. Caster and Nick join in, Nick SMACKS Caster with a trash can lid!

Nick SMACKS Bowens with a trash can lid! Nick goes to his brother’s side, and the Bucks go grab a table! They bring that table around to the side while Darby fires hands on Jack. The Bucks set up two tables side by side on the outside here. Mark brawls with Okada, and Blood & Guts goes to break.

Blood & Guts returns and tables have appeared in the ring, but The Bucks have constructed a double decker on the outside! Bowens has been put in between all those tables, and Nick says it’s time! Nick climbs up, Matt holds Bowens down, but Caster CLUBS Matt! Caster whips Matt into barriers! Bowens climbs up after Nick now and Nick panics! Nick kicks away on Bowens, CLUBS him, but Bowens hits back! Nick SMACKS Bowens off steel! And again! Bowens wobbles, but Nick SMACKS him again! Bowens falls through all the tables!! The fans lose their minds again and Nick gloats from way up high.

But wait, in the ring! Mark kicks Okada low, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Matt returns inside but Mark kicks him, for a JAY DRILLER!! Jack is up, but even he gets a JAY DRILLER!! Nick returns, but Mark has him, too! JAY DRILLER!!! Darby puts Jack on a table, and Mark fires hands on Matt. Mark puts Matt on a table, Darby SMACKS Jack with a kendo stick! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW on Matt through the table!! Darby goes up, to then climb the truss and even Spider-Man up to the beams up above! Darby hangs over Jack like a bat, before a SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Jack writhes while fans lose their minds all over again!

Caster returns into the ring, he brings the case over, and he opens it up. This one has handcuffs!? Caster hands those over to Mark, and Mark uses those to cuff Jack to the steel! Caster keeps Matt down, then he hands a kendo stick to Mark! Mark SMACKS Jack! Jack refuses to give up so Mark SMACKS him again! Mark wants Jack to say it, but Jack shakes his head. So another SMACK and the kendo stick breaks! Jack SPITS in Mark’s face! Darby has a mic to say if Jack’s not gonna quit, then let’s get the party started. The fans fire up hearing that, and Darby goes looking under the ring. Darby goes way under there…

Mark meanwhile HEAD SHOTS Jack with his own Scapegoat chair!! Jack sputters, but he refuses to give in! Mark tells Jack to just say it. Jack refuses, so Mark aims at Matt, who is also cuffed. Mark says you hit the EVP, you’re good as done! Caster SMACKS Okada off steel, and Darby returns with an OIL CAN AND LIGHTER!! The fans are losing their minds, Mark is also panicking, but Darby storms right up to Jack. Darby douses Jack with gasoline, a throwback to Anarchy in the Arena! Darby smirks as he says he is gonna light Jack on fire if he doesn’t quit. Jack doesn’t think he’s serious, but he should remember back to Anarchy in the Arena…

For that matter, Darby wants a TNT Championship match at All In! Agree to that, or Darby lights Jack on fire! Mark is freaking out, but Jack is defiant to the end! Matt talks with Darby, saying that as an EVP, he can make this happen! Matt says if Darby wants the match, then it is done! But let’s stop, this has gone too far! Darby says hell no. Matt has to say it, or Jack’s lit on fire. Matt says fine! The Elite quit! The Elite quit!! The bell rings, Team AEW wins!!

Winners: Team AEW, by surrender

Darby smiles at Jack and points to the All In sign. The Scapegoat was saved by The Bucks, but will he be able to survive the Relentless One in Wembley? Or will Darby once again be the Face of TNT?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, and I appreciate that since it was Blood & Guts night, they kept it to more matches than talking, and even then we had fewer matches since Blood & Guts itself was the whole second hour. Good opening promo stuff with Ospreay and MJF, but I’m a little torn with what MJF is up to. Converting the International Championship into the American Championship is what NJPW just did with the United States Championship becoming the United Kingdom Championship becoming the Global Championship, it just needs Moxley being in here. But I do have to admit, the American Championship looks so good, I kinda want MJF just to establish that since AEW loves having a ton of belts anyway.

And another complicated detail is that Pac is #1 contender to said American/International Championship. Will he have to use his title shot at Battle of the Belts this weekend? Or will he “talk with Tony Khan” and make things a Triple Threat, so that Pac essentially takes the Moxley role? Either option seems a shame for Pac, because he isn’t winning the title in either scenario. No title ever changes hands on a Battle of the Belts special, and I recall Moxley taking the loss to Finlay in that Global Championship story so Pac would probably take the loss in this International/American Championship story.

Jericho VS Suzuki was a great match, especially with how many chops were thrown. They didn’t even need to go as extreme as FTW Rules allow because everyone loved the chop-a-thon. Jericho winning made sense, and I’d say Suzuki being able to get back up doesn’t make sense after he got hit by Judas Effect, but it was of course to bring out Bill & Keith. And then Bill & Keith were for bringing Shibata out and Shibata getting some semblance of revenge. Jericho VS Shibata for the FTW Championship one more time could be a great Battle of the Belts match, though, so I hope they do it.

Great match from Britt VS Shida, and of course a great win for Britt. Mone showing up was a given, as was her refusing to face Britt. Kamille showing up was a great surprise, and she’s already jumping right into a great story being Mone’s muscle. I have a feeling Britt will have to beat Kamille to get her shot at the TBS Championship. Really good promo from Willow, Stokely and Kris in that it was just an ambush by Stokely & Kris. Willow VS Kris as an Eliminator will be great stuff, and I have a feeling Kris wins that to then set up the title match, possibly for All In to keep the Forbidden Door vibes going.

Great promo segment Bryan and Jarrett, and I like Jarrett encouraging Bryan to make sure he’s 100% for All In. Great stuff with Mariah May and Toni Storm, especially the double swerve for Storm to make her appearance. This adds some great heat to their title match, and I still can’t be sure who wins. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and with the Royal Rampage returning to set up a world championship match for AEW Grand Slam in late September, just about anyone can come out of that the winner. It probably won’t be Nick Wayne or Kip Sabian, though. Though, Nick does have beef with Swerve so it isn’t completely impossible.

And great promos to hype up Blood & Guts. The Elite beating up Christopher Daniels was an interesting detail, but of course The Elite cheats by having a rigged coin. Mark Briscoe helping iron out the dysfunction in Team AEW was good stuff, too, because Darby and Swerve also have beef that dates back a long time. Blood & Guts itself was awesome, and this was certainly one of the grittier Blood & Guts matches. Good use of references back to other hardcore matches, from the Rainmaker Drive sign to the staple guns.

Though admittedly, B&G requiring a submission or surrender kinda forces them to drag stuff out. Many times, a pin would’ve surely won, but doing away with pins means no one has to worry about being too tired to kick out or missing a cue to break up a cover. That aside, Swerve and Hangman taking each other out with that stage spot was not expected, but I did appreciate the dysfunction between Hangman and the rest of The Elite beforehand. Hangman and Okada should definitely have it out for the Continental Championship at some point, though.

Jack VS Darby for the TNT title at All In was a given, but Darby threatening immolation was an unorthodox way to get there. And I feel like there’s going to be dysfunction now between Jack and the Bucks. Jack’s whole thing is sacrifice, yet Matt wasn’t willing to watch him be burned head to toe just for a match. Jack could use this to become even darker and crazier than The Bucks ever were and he could go rogue from The Elite.

My Score: 9/10


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