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Ja’Von’s IMPACT Wrestling Live Report! (4/26/18)

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Quick Results:

Allie vs Taya Valykire (Knockouts Championship): Allie retains via pinfall 

Trevor Lee vs Brian Cage: Brian Cage via pinfall

Moose vs Braxton Sutter: Moose via pinfall 

Eli Drake and Scott Steiner vs LAX (Impact Tag Team Championships): Eli Drake and Scott Steiner retains via pinfall

Play by Play:

Impact opens with a recap video of Redemption from this past Sunday.

Austin Aries kicks off Impact with a town hall meeting with the roster. Aries says he’s trying to breathe new life in the company. Austin says he still holds the Impact Grand Title and have some pull. Moose says Aries is making excuses and Aries tells him to do what he does best and that grunt work on the field. They both come nose to nose and Moose tells him to screw himself and leaves. The rest of the roster begins to leave as well.

Brian Cage vs Trevor Lee:

Trevor Lee makes his way to the ring with Caleb Konley. “The Machine” Brain Cage makes his way to the ring. Collar and elbow tie up and Cage sends Lee to the outside. Caleb gives Trevor a bit of a pep talk. Lee gets back in the ring and Cage sends him back outside. Lee gets back in the ring and tries to kick Brian Cage in the gut but Cage counters and drops Lee. Cage sends Lee into the corner. Trevor counters and gains control of the match. Trevor drops the ropes and Cage goes over the top rope but hangs on. Lee jumps over and double stomps Cage in the chest.

Back in the ring Lee pushes Cage in the corner and stays on the attack. Woth the ref’s back turned Konley gets a cheap shot on Cage. Lee lays in on Cage with multiple kicks. Cage regains control and hits Lee with a pumphandle slam.

Down the stretch Cage hits the drillclaw for the pinfall victory.

Winner: Brian Cage via pinfall

Eddie is walking into the Impact Zone and runs into Dreamer. Tommy tells him to go back to the hospital and be with his wife. Eddie bypasses Dreamer and enters the Impact Zone. Eddie them makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic. Eddie says at Redemption he put Sami Callihan in the hospital where he belongs but says the job isn’t done yet cause oVe isn’t in the hospital either. Eddie then threats to put both of the Christ Brothers wives in the ICU. oVe come out and attack Eddie. Eddie gets control of the Christ Brothers with a suicide dive then brings Jake Christ in the ring and begins to beat him down.

The Christ Brothers regain control and begin the beat down on him. With Eddie in the corner Dave charges him but Eddie side steps and goes shoulder first in the corner then clotheslines Jake Christ. Eddie goes to the outside to and gets a kendo stick. As Eddie is getting back in the ring a video of Sami Callihan going into Alisha Edwards hospital room plays and he says he just wants to talk.

Eddie then leaves to head back to the hospital.

A recap video of the main event of Redemption plays.

A video plays and it’s a heart felt story of the incredible comeback of DJZ.

Moose vs Braxton Sutter:

Braxton Sutter makes his way to the ring for the match. Sutter gets on the mic and says he has something but doesn’t get the chance to speak thanks to Moose. Moose makes his way to the ring after interrupting Braxton. Braxton gets in Moose’s face and trash talks him then slaps him in the face. Moose gets upset and throws Sutter in the corner and begins to lay in chops on Sutter. Moose comes in to keep up the attack but Sutter gets the boot up in time to counter. Sutter gets on the top rope for a big move but Moose catches him with a big dropkick.

Moose follows him to the outside to follow up but Braxton side steps and pushes Moose into the steps. Sutter rolls back in looking for a countout victory. Moose gets back in the ring but Sutter gets a suplex on Moose into the ropes for a two count.

Down the stretch Sutter ends up in the corner and Moose hits a running dropkick then a massive spear for the win.

Winner: Moose via pinfall

Post match the crowd chants happy birthday for Moose. Moose congratulates Pentagon for winning the title. Moose says that he’s Mr. Impact Wrestling and will be the guy to take the title from him.

McKenzie Mitchell interviews Matt Sydal backstage. Sydal says he has open his third eye and no one not even Taiji Ishimori will take the belt from him. Apparently someone has been attack backstage.

LAX is in the clubhouse talking about how things are falling apart since Redemption. Homicide is in Mexico City doing business for them. Ortiz tells Santana that they need to focus on the Tag Team Titles then fix their issues.

Allie vs Taya Valykire(Knockouts Championship):

Taya Valykire makes her way to the ring for the title match. Allie makes her way to the ring to defend her championship.

Taya gets the jump on Allie with a HUGE clothesline. Taya sends her into the corner and stomps down Allie. Taya then tosses Allie to the other side of the ring and puts the boots to her head. Taya then drives Allie head first into the turnbuckles. Allie then fights back but Taya regains control very quickly. Taya has Allie by the hair and puts Allie in the corner. Taya goes running at Allie for an attack but Allie catches her and sends her into the turnbuckles. Allie now has control of the match and goes on the attack on Taya. Allie then hits a Russian Legsweep for a two count. Taya comes back and hits a back suplex on Allie for a two count.

Taya looks for her finisher but Allie breaks free and eventually connects with the BSE then a codebreaker for the win and retains her championship.

Winner: STILL Knockouts Champion Allie via pinfall 

After the match many undead brides come down to the ring carrying a coffin.

They place the coffin on the outside of the ring and leave. The lights go out and when they come back on Su Yung is I. The ring and gets the jump on Allie and hits a hangman’s DDT on Allie from the bottom rope. Su then drags Allie out of the ring as the lights go back out. When the lights come back on Su Yung and Rosemary are standing face to face in the ring.

The lights go back out and when they come back on Rosemary is alone in the ring and checks on Allie.

Video plays hyping Slammiversary this summer from Canada.

KM finds Fallah Bahh backstage and says he regrets fat shaming him and say they have a tag match together next week.

Eddie makes it back the hospital and runs to his wife’s room looking for Sami. Eddie ask Alisha where is Callihan and she says he just wanted to talk and asks why he left her there alone. Eddie runs out looking for Sami’s rokm and finds it and beats on Sami who is laying in his hospital bed. Nurses and security come in to break things up and say the police is here.

A recap video play of what happend last week between Johnny Impct, Jimmy Jacobs, and Kongo Kong.

Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions Eli Drake and Scott Steiner vs LAX( Tag Team Championships):

The champions make their way to the ring to defend their titles. Steiner gets a mic and says that no one believed him when he said that he was going to win the tag titles. He also says that he was trending #6 on Sunday.

He then proceeded to make a racist joke when he talked about Konan being missing. LAX make their way to the ring to try to reclaim the Tag Team Titles. Eli and Scott play mindgames with LAX. Eli and Ortiz start the match and Ortiz pushes Eli into the corner and begins to throw hands. Ortiz then tags in Santana and they begin the double moves on Eli. Santana then hits a big chop on Eli in the corner. Back and forth Irish whip reversal and Santana goes over the top rope and hits a superkick on Steiner on the apron. While the ref is dealing with Drake and Ortiz Steiner puts Santana head first into the steel steps. Back from break Eli is standing on top of Santana then puts him in his corner and tags in Stenier. Scott then hits a belly to belly for a two count. Mindgames come into play allowing Drake to get a cheap shot in then Scott tags in Eli and stomps Santana. Eli then tags back in Stenier who hits a belly to belly overhead suplex from the top rope.

Steiner then tags in Eli and they hit double moves on Santana for a two count.

Santana begins to fight back and both men are down. Santana tags in Ortiz and takes out both men and goes for a pin but only gets a two as Steiner breaks it up. Double team moves from LAX and Ortiz hits a death valley driver for a two count. LAX looks to hit the street sweeper but counters and gets the pinfall victory.

Winners: STILL Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions Eli Drake and Scott Steiner via pinfall

Post match Eli grabs his world title briefcase and says the team of him and Scott Steiner are not a fluke and the titles are not going anywhere. He says he stands with the tag titles but also stands with his briefcase and says it’s just about time for him to cash in. Aries comes out with all his belts.

Aries says he doesn’t want any trouble since he is still nursing his dislocated elbow. Aries says that he still has a world title talking about the Impact Grand Championship. He also says it doesn’t matter if it’s Drake or Pentagon his other world title is coming back to him. Drake saysthat he gain his belt while Aries lost his. Drake says it doesn’t matter who it is he will deliver a keister kicking to the winner and it just might be Aries. Pentagon Jr. comes out and makes his way to the ring. The tag champions attack Pentagon and Aries but Pentagon clears the ring of the tag champs. Aries looks to hand the world title back to Pentagon but doesn’t let go. Both guys then hold their belts up as they stare each other down. Pentagon celebrates to close the show.

My Thoughts: This was a pretty solid sho this weekwith all the fallout from Redemption. Great matches tonight and it lookslike the feuds that led to Redemption are not over quite yet as we got more storyline progression. I like the fsct that Aries is putting more emphasis on the Impact Grand Championship and wanting it to be on the level of the world title.

My Score: 7/10

 


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.2.2024

Under Siege is tomorrow! Yeah the card looks pretty awful, but maybe this Go Home will spice things up!

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Not gonna mislead anyone here, Under Siege looks nearly as bad as a Steven Segal film by the same name. Lots of useless tag matches, only really the X Division title to care about. It reminds me of a “Road to” show that New Japan does. Bunch of worthless matches with a few story wrinkles but entirely skippable.

Hopefully something crazy happens or the show is good enough to cover the bad card. But let’s hope something happens tonight to maybe create some reason to watch.

Ratings:

  • Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin: Ali wins via 450 – **
  • Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich: Lish wins via Russian Death Device – ** 1/4
  • Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – *
  • #1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz: Ace wins via The Fold – ***
  • TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita: Grace retains via Juggernaut Driver – *** 1/2

 

Results:

Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin

Ali with a simple Headlock takeover, Bey fights back up and tries to create something with a rope run; but Ali gets the best of things with a Back Elbow. Ali gets cocky as Bey retreats to the corner, Bey turns things around quickly, lands the 10 Count Punches in the corner, Ali tries to fight back but Bey snaps off a quick DDT for a near fall. As Bey goes to continue the offense, Ali Drop Toe Holds Bey into the ropes neck first. Ali again, demonstrating some of the worst in-ring trash talk, Bey turns things around since Ali is running his mouth too much. Ali gets set in the Tree of Woe, Bey goes across to another corner and does a Coast to Coast Elbow Drop as Ali tries to sit up. Honestly, stupid looking since its obviously too coordinated. No one would stay half sat up just to eat an elbow.

While the move looked cool, I now care significantly less about what’s going on. Illogical spots just because “they’re cool”, should not be rewarded. Bey controls the match after the stupid spot, hits his Corner Uppercut Hip Attack, Ali tries to duck a few moves and create something but eats a Spinebuster for 2. Art of Finesse attempt, but Ali shoves him to the outside. Working back inside Ali goes for his Rolling Neckbreaker but Bey connects with a Roundhouse Kick to stop Ali in his tracks. Fighting Spirit spot, they run into the ropes, Ali has a bad Double Leg takedown that he tries to turn into a Cradle with feet on the ropes, but Ace pushes the feet off.

As security starts to move on Ace, Ali hits a Suicida, then Bey connects on a Tope con Hilo. Bey starts rocking Ali, hits the Kudome Valentine but Ali manages to pull himself under the bottom rope just enough to avoid losing. Bey climbs the corner, Ali German Suplexes Bey to the apron, Ali goes for the 450, misses, Bey goes to finish the match but the security get involved again, hit Bey with the flag and then Ali lands the 450 for the win.

I liked when the Security Guards were window dressing instead of mooks to cheat with. This just makes the matches dumber and significantly less interesting, especially when its nameless mooks and its not even a talent getting heat. 

Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich

Dani starts strong and fast, forearm shots, lariats and a quick near fall sends Alisha retreating to the ropes to get some advice from Masha. Dani goes to attack Lish, Lish with a Drop Toe Hold, Masha takes advantage of the distracted ref and Lish hits a Satellite DDT and then taunts entirely too much. As Lish talks too much, Dani stands up and starts beating the hell out of Lish, Suplex into the rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb. Dani goes for the Luna Landing, but Masha climbs on the apron, distraction happens, then Lish goes after Jody and the ref stays distracted with Lish. Masha slides into the ring, Roundhouse Kick into the Russian Death Device and Lish turns around for the win!

Sami’s little segment is aptly named DMTv since it feels like a weird hallucination or trip with the way he does stuff. 

Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner

Am I supposed to care about this? Hammerstone looks like he’s chiseled out of granite and Deaner looks like he’s fished out of a trailer park. Hammerstone says a lot of how I feel that the Deaner schtick is pathetic. Deaner says he’s given the power to add a stipulation, Hammer says Arm Wrestling Match, Deaner wants a Sin City Street Fight. So we know what the crowd will pick. Christ this is so carny even Court Bauer blushed.

Deaner bonks Hammer with the mic, low dropkick, goes to grab a trash can lid and hits Hammer…but it just pisses off Captain Hammer. Stomps a mudhole in him, Irish Whip into a Back Elbow and Hammer deposits him to the outside to utilize the gimmick I would assume. This is going on much longer than it should, Deaner finds a chair, clocks Hammer once, goes for Twice, but this isn’t Kpop; so Hammer says no and hits him with a Backbreaker. Then Hammer hits him with a chairshot, 10 Count Punches in the corner, Sack of Shit, Deaner goes for the Ricky Morton lean against the ropes and sell to the crowd spot, but Hammer leans into him and starts using the chair again.

Deaner does his nerd Hulk Up, tries to call for a Body Slam but Hammer doesn’t move and drops the dweeb down. Deaner is back to the begging the crowd Ricky Morton spot…but the crowd doesn’t care since Deaner is a jabroni. Hammer tosses Deaner like a pizza ribs first into the back of the chair and just takes a few moments to revel in his handwork. Deaner fights back, lands a few right hands, tries to call for the Body Slam again like an idiot, gets Hammer half way and falls over so Hammer just rains down punches (can we end this waste of time please). Hellavator, I mean Nightmare Pendulum but Deaner floats over and lands the Scoop Slam onto the steel chair for only 2.

The crowd starts chanting for table, so of course Deaner obliges…this is going on so damn long. Hammer no sells the forearm, Vertical Suplex, goozle, and then Hammer Chokeslams Deaner through the table and calls to for the Torture Rack. Deaner is Rack’d and dead. ‘Bout damn time.

Like a Torpedo, Something is there…

I’m mad at myself that I popped for Ball of Speed. I’m not even sure why, but I like it.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it at least 3 dozen times, Joe Hendry is a treasure. Starting with a medley of the insult songs to lead into the Creed parody is genius. Odd apology, but I respect it. “Can you please get fired…”, such a great song.

#1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz

Typical Junior style start with counters and some chain wrestling and then a quick tension spot where Trey slaps Ace and then they fire off on each other for a few seconds before they get broken up because its just a shmoz. Trey baits Ace to the outside, Up and Over but Ace lands on the apron and then Wentz picks the ankle as Trey feigns injury to distract the referee. Back Rake back into the ring and just insulting Knife Edge Chops at a deliberate pace. Commercial break happens and Trey is still in charge. Ace shoots the Double and turns it into a Jacknife Cradle for 2 but Ace is still visibly hobbled.

Trey tries to keep Ace grounded but he tries to fire up and Trey finds different ways to keep Ace grounded including a Running Bodyscissors into Full Mount. Kick combination rush from Trey as he goes for the Asai Moonsault to punctuate it but Ace gets the knees up. Short range Knee Strike, Click Click Boom, Corner Splash Seated Lariat spot into a Triangle Kick for 2! Ace looks to set up The Fold, Wentz distracts, Trey grabs tights! But Ace kicks out! Trey with the Backflip Back of the Head Dropkick. Bey levels Wentz and Trey is talking shit to the fans, Ace goes for the Crucifix Pin, but kicks out at 2.

Jackie Bryant Headlock Kick from Trey, but Ace blocks it. Triangle Kick misses, Ace tries to jump on him but misses, Cheeky Nandos, then Trey heads up but Ace cuts him off. They struggle on the top rope, Trey Bell Claps Ace, Ace tries to duck but Trey turns it into the Sunset Flip, locomotion float away, Ace Face Stomp into The Fold! Ace wins!

The Bald Bearded Canadians, good ole team BBC…wait…

TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita

They start off respectfully, which is what you expect since Miyu is well respected in this generation. A few Headlock Takeovers, Shoulder Blocks and finally Miyu drops Jordynne with a Switchblade Kick. Miyu goes to follow up, but Jordynne catches the kick and T-Bone Suplex gives Jordynne a near fall. Juggernaut Driver early, but Miyu counters, rams Jordynne into the corner, Triangle Kick from Miyu for 2! Cravat into Knee Strikes and then a PK to the spine keeps Miyu in control. Miyu lets Jordynne up and they trade strikes a bit, Jordynne’s arms prove to be a little stronger than Miyu’s legs, takes out the legs and then the Jackhammer on the floor from Jordynne!

Jordynne tries to roll Miyu back in, but Miyu continues to roll out to buy some space, Jordynne goes for a dive and eats a foot. Miyu looks for an Apron Death Valley Driver, Jordynne fights it a while but Miyu eventually gets her over and down on the apron for 2. Miyu with a Headlock Takeover, but both ties the other one up and the ropes save the awkward but effective exchange. Strike exchange number 2. Miyu no sells a few Scoop Slams and lands Round Kicks. Spinning Backfist and Round Kick connect simultaneously for both women to drop.

Jordynne charges, Pink Striker tries to block with the front kick, but Jordynne plows through with a Back Elbow. Kinniku Buster attempt but Miyu knows how to get away from that and fights off with Knee Strikes, Jordynne is rocked but fights back up and Avalanche Back Body Drop for 2! Jordynne no sells a Roundhouse Kick, Miyu no sells a Lariat then another kick from Miyu and a Back Kick to the face for 2. Skull Kick attempt, blocked, Juggernaut Driver out of nowhere to retain!

 

Overall Score: 6.25/10

The second half of the show was pretty damn good, but God was the first half useless. Hammerstone and Deaner went on far too long, that was dumb, it looked dumb, I felt dumb watching it. Ali’s match was garbage with the stupid spot monkey indie garbage spot. If I want to watch wrestling that makes less sense than Chinese Dramas with Hindi subtitles, I’ll watch AEW and have a stroke.

Thankfully, Joe Hendry got a good chunk of time, the Trey and Ace match was pretty good and overlooking the stupid run in after match stuff, the Knockouts match itself was pretty damn good. So the new bookers have really consistently done this stuff, where there’s a ton of overbooked stupidity, but they sprinkle in enough okay stuff to make me not completely lose faith. OH – and we do get Kushida versus Gresham tomorrow, so at least that strengthens the lackluster card.

Lets see if they ever figure out how to really book, or if they eventually go full TNA 2015.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (5/2/24)

The Queen is chasing the crown!

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Will the One and Only become the #1 contender?

Queen Aminata wants after Athena and the ROH Women’s World Championship, but she will still earn her way to a shot, starting with a match tonight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Infantry VS The Outrunners; win(s).
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Grounds: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Qrown; wins and
  • Aaron Solo VS Jon Cruz; wins.
  • Nyla Rose VS ???
  • Toa Liona w/ The Mogul Embassy VS ???
  • Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS ???
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; wins.

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The Infantry VS The Outrunners!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have had it with Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum! It’s one thing to use the same finishing move and rename it, but then The Outrunners’ new gear is camouflage, and they start using the Infantry’s catchphrases! Will Turbo & Truth get sent to Boot Camp? Or will Dean & Bravo be sent into Miami Overdrive?

 


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