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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/1/20)

AKA Fyter Fest 2020!

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AEW Fyter Fest 2020

Dynamite becomes AEW Fyter Fest II!

AEW brings Fyter Fest back as a two week event, and keeps it free as it’s on TNT! So many titles are on the line, who makes it out of this golden summer?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jurassic Express VS MJF & Wardlow; Jurassic Express wins.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian; Shida wins and retains the AEW Women’s World Championship.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS Jake Hager; Cody wins and retains the AEW TNT Championship.
  • Private Party w/ Matt Hardy VS Proud ‘n’ Powerful; Private Party wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: Kenny Omega & Hangman Page VS Best Friends; Omega & Page win and retain the AEW World Tag Team Championships.

PLAY BY PLAY

Chris Jericho joins commentary!

Le Champion celebrates Canada Day in that plaid maple leaf suit jacket as he graces AEW with his presence.

 

Jurassic Express VS MJF & Wardlow!

To say Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus have had beef with Maxwell Jacob Friedman and his muscular sidekick is an understatement. This branches from the back and forth between MJF and Jungle Jack Perry as well as the two behemoths, which was all over AEW’s historic Lumberjack match last week. Will the score finally be settled in this grudge match?

Before the match, MJF grabs a mic to speak on the rivalries. Ow, he’s got a bad case of deja vu. He is sick and tired of beating JB over and over again! Wardlow beat Barney’s brains in and showed the “dino douche” was green, and we’re not talking just the color of his tongue. And then there’s Jungle Jabrony, who was part of history at Double or Nothing, one of the best in this company if we’re honest. And yet JB wants to keep going after him? Why didn’t he just go home and count his daddy’s money? Ouch. But the fact his match is happening hit him. This match isn’t happening because Jurassic Express wants after MJF and #WarDog, no. It’s happening because of a certain ratings war. But how do you expect to get a W without one man on the front line, and his name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman.

Jericho loves MJF’s intensity, but now Jurassic Express makes its entrance. Will the boy and his dinosaur shut up the mouth and his muscle once and for all?

The teams sort out, obviously JB starts against MJF, and the two fire off right at the bell! It’s fast and furious already, but MJF knees low and says up yours. He whips but JB LARIATS in return! JB joins MJF on the apron, clubs him on the back, then glares at Wardlow before hopping up. MJF blocks the Poison-Rana, remembering that from Double or Nothing! Wardlow BOOTS JB, drags him off the apron and POSTS him long dart style! The crowd is rowdy while Wardlow puts JB in for MJF. MJF swaggers about and taunts JB before stomping him down. MJF drags JB up to arm triangle suplex! And then show off with a kip up and strut. Luchasaurus dares him to fight, but Wardlow chokes JB in the distraction!

MJF tags Wardlow and then the two grind their boots in. The ref counts, MJF lets off but JB tries to hit back. Wardlow clubs JB down, scoops him up and taunts Luchasaurus before throwing JB with an EXPLODER! MJF talks trash and Wardlow feeds JB to the boot. Tag to MJF and MJF drags JB up. MJF whips JB but JB reverses and sends MJF into Wardlow’s boot! JB enziguris Wardlow, hurries but MJF drop toeholds and floats over to a facelock. MJF cranks JB down but the crowd rallies up. JB fights up but Wardlow comes around the way. The ref stops Wardlow from doing anything to Luchasaurus, and JB Northern Lights Suplexes MJF! Tag to Luchasaurus! But the ref didn’t see it and so the tag doesn’t count!

MJF puts JB in the corner, and he mugs JB with Wardlow! MJF soaks up the heat, drags JB up and drops him with a back suplex. Cover, TWO! Tag to Wardlow and Wardlow brings JB up for a big back suplex! Tag to MJF and they bring JB up. The crowd rallies as MJF and Wardlow double back suplex, but JB escapes! HE ducks and dodges and tags in Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus clobbers MJF, boots Wardlow then BOOTS him! MJF runs into a CHOP! Wardlow walks into a CHOP, and Luchasaurus adds more CHOPS! Luchasaurus whips, Wardlow reverses but Luchasaurus comes back to LARIAT! MJF runs into a flapjack! BUZZSAW!

Luchasaurus waits for Wradlow to stagger in, to handspring and SUPERKICK! QUESTION MARK! Luchasaurus sweeps the legs then focuses on MJF. MJF staggers into a choke grip, but he breaks free, only to get booted back! Tag to Wardlow, Luchasaurus choke grips MJF but Wardlow gets in Luchasaurus’ face. The two start throwing haymakers! Back and forth, heavy and fast, but Wardlow runs only for Luchasaurus to follow. Luchasaurus hits a JUMPING calf kick! Luchasaurus reels Wardlow in but Wardlow suplex TOSSES him away! Wardlow drags Luchasaurus up but Luchasaurus fireman’s carries! EXTINCTION! But both men are down as the crowd fires up!

The two men crawl, hot tags to JB and MJF! JB dodges and clotheslines MJF out! JB builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit into the barriers but JB won’t stop! He DIVES again! JB wants it, and FLIES for the hat trick! The crowd is fired up as JB puts MJF in. Wardlow anchors his springboard and choke grips him, to CHOKE- No! JB lands on his feet and enziguris Wardlow back! Luchasaurus FLIES and wipes Wardlow out! Jericho is losing his mind as the fans cheer, “A E DUB!” JB gets in, tags Luchasaurus, and the two go after MJF. Scoop and toss for the CUTTER! Cover, but Wardlow breaks it in time! Wardlow drags Luchasaurus up, scoops but Luchasaurus slips out and shoves. Wardlow huricanranas?!

JB runs in, he huricanranas but Wardlow blocks! Wardlow pops JB up but JB POISON-RANAS! Wardlow flounders but still LARIATS JB! MJF slowly returns but his kick is blocked. Luchasaurus flips him but MJF lands on his feet, to poke Luchasaurus in the eyes! MJF stomps a leg then boots, but Stunt gets up on the apron. The ref is busy with Stunt as Luchasaurus pops MJF for the SIT-OUT BOMB! But MJF is right up to mule kick! All four men are down and the crowd is loving this! A standing count begins, reaches 5, and BOTH JB and MJF kip up! But then so do Luchasaurus and Wardlow?! The big men clothesline each other out, JB uses them to step up and DESTROYER!! Jurassic express work together to get Wardlow, but Wardlow blocks the DDT!

Wardlow pops JB up but JB slips out and shoves Wardlow, but Wardlow uses that to DECK Luchasaurus! Wardlow elbows JB away, Stunt leaps off the top rope! But into Wardlow’s arms! Wardlow lifts Stunt, BOOTS JB, then TOSSES Stunt at JB! MJF rolls Luchasaurus, TWO!! MJF is shocked but he tags in Wardlow. Wardlow climbs up top, for a HUGE SWANTON! Cover, TWO!! Luchasaurus still lives and everyone is loving this! MJF freaks out and Wardlow is frustrated, but they coordinate a little cheat. MJF slips the ring on his finger, but Luchasaurus escapes! MJF avoids hitting Wardlow, but angrily shouts, “Can you do anything right?!” Luchasaurus BOOTS MJF into Wardlow, ring first! JB drags MJF out to throw him into barriers!

Wardlow walks into the TAIL WHIP! JB springboards for the tornado DDT! Luchasaurus choke grips, for the CHOKE SLAM! Wardlow roars as he sits up, but he gets the Penalty Kick to standing moonsault! JB keeps MJF out, Luchasaurus covers, Jurassic Express wins!!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

An incredible opener for Fyter Fest! Luchasaurus avenges the lumberjack loss, but MJF stays unpinned in AEW. Will this only escalate the rivalry between these duos?

 

AEW has something huge planned for after Fyter Fest.

After Night 2 of this two week extravaganza, AEW has something that is historic, groundbreaking, and downright adorable! All Elite Wrestling: Puppy Battle Royale! Will you be able to withstand all the cute and cuddly action?

 

AEW returns to chaos in the crowd!

Though not scheduled for tonight, the Bad Boy and the Murderhawk Monster want to settle their grudge at all costs! Joey Janela and Lance Archer brawl but Sonny Kiss brings his tag partner back. Jake the Snake is just laughing as referees rush in to stop this. Archer eggs Janela on but Kiss convinces Janela to wait one more week. Will #EverybodyDie on Night 2?

 

AEW takes a look at the Women’s Championship showdown.

The Samurai of Stardom becoming champion at Double or Nothing was a dream come true. She is the warrior queen. Penelope Ford says Hikaru Shida is good, but she’s not Superbad. Ford walks out and screams megastar. She’s not only beautiful, but because she does things no one else is willing to try. Shida has held four singles titles in Japan, so she knows the most difficult time is after you’ve won the championship. Ford pinned Riho, she pinned Shida, she has already beaten the best. JR knows this won’t actually be 1v1 with Kip Sabian nearby. Ford promises to beat the hell out of Shida, and look better in that belt, too. Shida promises to still be champion after Fyter Fest, but how hard will she have to fight to do it? We’ll find out right now!

AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian!

The introductions are made, the title is raised, and things are already chippy before the bell. Ford and Shida shove, Kip gets heated, but Shida shoves him, too! The ref EJECTS Kip already!? Now things will be 1v1 for champion and challenger! But in that case, Kip takes the kendo stick! The bell rings, and Shida KNEES Ford down! She drags her up fast, but Ford escapes the Falcon Arrow. Shida kicks and bumps Ford off buckles, to then runs, only to miss the Shining Wizard! Ford rolls her up, TWO! Fast start but Ford keeps going. Shida ducks the spinning heel kick and throws forearms. Shida whips, Ford slides out, and then says she’s smarter. Only to get wrecked with a baseball slide!

Shida drags “the smarter” Ford up but Ford bumps Shida off the apron! Ford whips Shida into railing! Ford refreshes the ring count to bring Shida up, but Shida fireman’s carries to drop Ford on the apron! Shida turns her around, gets space and runs, for the knee lift! Shida roars and the crowd fires up with her. Ford flounders as Shida stalks up behind her. Shida clubs Ford then whips her corner to corner. Ford reverses, runs in, but Shida puts her on the top rope. Shida rolls, comes back but misses the Top Shelf Knee. Ford roundhouses then gets back in to bump Shida off buckles over and over and over! The ref counts, Ford stops, then runs corner to corner to handspring back elbow!

Ford keeps moving, side to side for the BOOT! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Shida survives but Ford stays on her with hammering forearms! The ref reprimands and Ford lets up. Ford drags Shida up to club her down and AEW goes to break.

AEW returns and Ford has Shida in a camel clutch. Shida reaches for ropes but Ford drags her away! The crowd boos as Shida endures. Shida crawls and gets the ropebreak! Ford lets go at the count of 4 and she toys with Shida now. The crowd boos as Ford brings Shida up, but Shida fires forearms back! Shida knees low, reels Ford in, but again Ford fights off the Falcon Arrow! Inverted DDT! Cover, TWO! Shida survives and Ford grows frustrated. Ford drags Shida up to SLAP her! The crowd rallies for Shida and Shida SLAPS back! Shida and Ford glare at each other and it’s a SLAP fight! Shida fires off from all sides, then throws knee after knee! Shida enziguris Ford then runs, into a BOOT!

Ford drags Shida up, runs and handsprings, but Shida catches her into a sleeper hold! Shida squeezes tight and then swings her around, into a backbreaker! Ford endures being bent but Shida drops her. Shida fireman’s carries Ford now, for a backbreaker drop! Cover, TWO! Ford survives and Shida grows frustrated now. Shida brings Ford up, reels her in, and tries again, and HITS FALCON ARROW! Cover, but Ford flips it! TWO!! Shida escapes but Ford survives so both women are shocked. Shida runs corner to corner, to corner KNEE! Ford flounders, Shida climbs up as the crowd rallies, but Ford goes Matrix to avoid the missile dropkick! STUNNER! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives again and Ford is furious!

Ford pleads with the ref but the count is the count. Ford goes out and grabs the title belt? The crowd shouts at her and the ref comes out to warn Ford, but the ref doesn’t see Kip running into the ring! He still has the kendo stick, and he aims at Shida! Shida dodges, ROCKS Kip and gets the stick back, to SMACK Kip down! Ford sees this and hurries back in, handsprings, and STUNNERS! Cover, TWO!?!? Shida survives again and Ford is losing her mind! Ford drags Shida to a drop zone as the crowd says, “This is Awesome!” Jericho agrees with them as Ford climbs up. Ford moonsaults, but FLOPS! Shida hits the BLINDSIDE WIZARD! And then the SHINING WIZARD! But she’s not done, she gives Ford the FALCON ARROW!! Cover, TWO?!?! HOW!?

Shida grits her teeth, drags Ford up, and runs again, to SHINING WIZARD!! Cover, NOW Shida wins!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

The Warrior Queen still sits on her throne! It took a lot but Shida pulled it off! What will it take to pull that title off of her?

 

AEW presents Technique By Taz, on Jon Moxley!

We’ve gotten this before, but it is updated now that he’s beaten even more opponents with his toughness, experience and heart, as well as the Paradigm Shift, his patented butterfly underhook DDT. The key is how deep you can get those underhooks. But doing it on a super athlete like Brian Cage, with that “absurd thickness” of muscles, will be impossible. Taz promises Moxley has never ever dealt with a bloodthirsty monster like Cage.

 

AEW TNT Championship: Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS Jake Hager w/ Catalina!

The American Nightmare has put himself on a workhorse schedule with title defenses three weeks straight against young and hungry stars. But now, he goes up against a man as equally experienced but far bigger, stronger and meaner. Will Cody keep this run going? Or will the Big Hurt put the hurt on him and end the dream?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the biggest challenge for the champion begins!

Cody and Hager circle and tie up, Hager powers Cody to a corner, but lets up quick. Cody keeps his cool as he and Hager circle again. They tie up with knuckle locks, Cody waistlocks, but Hager elbows out hard! Hager runs, Cody follows, and Cody forearms! Cody kicks but Hager blocks and shoves him down! Hager flexes and roars but Cody keeps his cool as he rests in a corner. Cody comes back and circles with Hager again, then Cody rushes to get a leg. Hager holds him off, facelocks back, but Cody wrenches out to a headlock. Hager powers up but Cody cranks the headlock. The crowd rallies for Cody as Hager powers up again and powers out of the hold. Hager runs Cody over with a shoulder, then keeps moving.

Cody stays low, jumps up, but Hager catches him to ram him into the buckles! The ref counts but Hager throws a hard body shot! Cody stumbles to another corner but he throws hands back. Hager turns things around to throw more body shots! The ref backs Hager off but Hager comes back to dig his forearms in. Hager whips Cody corner to corner, Cody goes up and over then sunset flips, TWO! Hager has the Ankle Lock! Cody rolls, and gets the Ankle Lock for his own! Hager kicks Cody away, the two reset, and the crowd chants, “This is Wrestling!” Arn shouts at Hager but Hager steps out to confront him. Cody runs over but Hager elbows him away! Hager still steps to Arn, but Cody triangle LEAPS! Cody takes Hager down and the crowd fires up!

Cody puts Hager in, climbs up top and leaps, but into Hager’s arms! Hager pops Cody up but Cody slips out to drop toehold! Cody has the CALF KILLER! But Hager dribbles Cody’s head off the mat! Cody comes back, trips Hager and gets the Figure Four! Hager endures, keeps those shoulders up, then reaches to get the ropebreak! Cody lets go at 4, Jericho plugs the commercial sweepstakes, and Cody hits Beautiful Disaster! Hager staggers but stays up, so Cody leaps again. But into a SPINE BUSTER! Both men are down, Hager clutches the leg and Cody rolls out of the ring. Hager hobbles after him, but then CHOKES ARN!! Cody goes after Hager, but Hager switches and GERMAN SUPLEXES Cody to the floor! AEW goes picture in picture, #FyterNightmare!

Hager looms over Cody as the ref says to get this in the ring. Hager drags Cody up, and throws him to barriers instead! Cody clutches his arms and ribs while Hager gets some praise from his wife. Hager goes back to Cody but Cody throws CHOPS! Cody CHOPS and punches but Hager CLOBBERS him! Hager refreshes the count, smiles for pictures with the wife, but Cody gets back in the ring. Hager takes his time following after, then scoops and slams Cody down! Hager runs to drop a big elbow! Cover, TWO! Hager grows annoyed with Cody but he stays on him. Hager drags Cody up by his weight belt to choke him on the ropes! The ref counts, Hager lets up, but Cody throws punches back. Hager knees low then throws Cody out! Catalina steps all over Cody! Those heels hurt!

The ref counts as Cody manages to get up, but Hager puts him in the ring. Hager walks into body shots and haymakers, but then he knees low again. Hager shoves, Cody dodges, and leaps, but Hager sends him into ropes! AEW returns to single picture, looms over Cody and rains down big hands. Hager chokes Cody at the ropes then toys with him. Cody hits back but Hager keeps pushing him around. Cody ROCKS Hager with uppercuts! Hager knees low again, throws Cody back out, then goes after him with a chinbar. Hager aims for the post, but Arn is in the way! The ref warns Arn, but Cody POSTS Hager! Cody hobbles and brings Hager into the ring. Cody runs but into the sleeper hold! Cody uses the corner to climb and drop Hager down! Cover, TWO! And Hager still has the hold!

Cody fights against the sleeper, and hits a jawbreaker! Hager lets him go, and Cody runs to the corner. He springboards, for the NIGHTMARE CUTTER! Both men are down and the crowd is rallying! Arn and Catalina coach up their guys as Cody covers, TWO! Hager is up but Cody grits his teeth. Cody throws his weight belt away and BOOTS! Cody throws hands and kicks for the Rhodes Uppercut! Hager wobbles, Cody whips him corner to corner, but Hager reverse. Hager runs in, but Cody goes up and over, to get the spinning powerslam! Cover, TWO! Both men are down again, but Hager crawls to a corner. Cody gets up, runs in, but Hager boots him down! HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Hager gets up and has Cody in the corner again. Hager brings Cody up to TOSS across the way! Then he runs corner to corner, for a BIGGER HAGER BOMB, into boots! Cody grabs Hager for an inverted DDT! Cover, TWO! Cody is growing frustrated but he still has something to give. The crowd rallies up and Cody climbs up. Hager stands, goes up top with Cody, for a SUPER ARM-DRAG! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives and Hager can’t believe it! Both men are down but their coaches rally for them. Hager circles Cody like a shark, grabs the leg, and has the Ankle Lock! Cody endures, reaches, Arn shouts at him to keep fighting, and Cody gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Hager lets go, but Catalina SLAPS him!

Hager grabs the leg again for the Ankle Lock! Arn distracts and here comes Dustin! The Natural has no love lost for Hager! Hager runs into an uppercut! Cody grabs Hager for the dragon sleeper, but Hager powers out and URENAGES! Arm-triangle, but Cody makes it a cover! CODY WINS!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Hager thinks he won, but he didn’t! Cody snatches victory from the jaws of defeat. Hager argues with the ref, then DECKS him! That’s a fine. Referees and security rush out and tell Hager to leave. Hager glares at Cody as he does, then leaves with Catalina. Will Hager come back to try again? Or is Cody moving on to new challengers on his workhorse schedule?

 

AEW hears from Darby Allin.

“What the hell do you mean I’m not medically cleared?” Do they think he’ll just sit on his ass and- Well, they hang up on Darby, but he’s already got plans. Skateboard drop in! Zip-line dropkick! Grind the rail, ride the ramps, set a friend on fire as he goes for a jump. Ride up, stop on the edge, jump to the rail, back flip back to the board. The undead daredevil is keeping sharp, but when will AEW let him back in the ring?

 

Orange Cassidy heads to the ring!

Chris Jericho is furious that Freshly Squeezed is showing up. Their match isn’t until next week! But Cassidy brings a chair over to commentary, because he’s taking a seat. Cassidy puts his feet up on the desk and Jericho complains, but it seems Cassidy is here to watch the last two matches of the night.

 

Private Party w/ Matt Hardy VS Proud ‘n’ Powerful!

Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy are pumped to have a tag team legend in their corner, but Santana and Ortiz always have Jericho with them in spirit. With the tag titles on the line later tonight, who takes a big step towards becoming contenders?

The teams sort out and Santana starts against Kassidy while Jericho complains about Cassidy. Kassidy and Santana circle, Santana talks trash to the young guy, and gives him a free shot. Kassidy takes him up on that, and SLAPS Santana. Santana just laughs that off, but things speed up. Kassidy slides out, then in, then wrecks Santana with a dropkick! Ortiz hurries over then up, but gets a dropkick from Quen! Quen is a step stool for Kassidy to FLY! That trust fall takes PNP down! Kassidy brings Santana up and in and tags in Quen. Private Party sets Santana up for the standing moonsault! Cover, TOW, but Quen moonsaults off the ropes! Cover, TWO, but Quen tags in Kassidy. Private Party whips Santana, atomic drop and enziguri! Cover, TWO!

Kassidy keeps on Santana with a rain of rights, but Santana powers out. Santana knees low then CHOPS Kassidy! Kassidy is stinging, Santana CHOPS again, then whips Kassidy. Kassidy goes up but Ortiz anchors him! Santana tags Ortiz before he SPINE BUSTERS Kassidy! And then feeds him to Ortiz’s step-in DDT! Santana dead lift GERMANS Kassidy, and Ortiz drags him into a roll and ground octopus stretch! Kassidy endures as the crowd rallies up. Ortiz lets Kassidy go to throw him down hard! Ortiz talks trash as AEW goes picture in picture, #FyterPrivateParty.

Ortiz snap suplexes Kassidy down, covers, TWO! Ortiz stays between Kassidy and Quen as he brings Kassidy up. Tag to Santana, Ortiz suplexes Kassidy up while Santana climbs up. PNP combine for a crossbody suplex! Cover, TWO! Santana keeps his eyes on Quen but then toys with Kassidy. Kassidy gets up and CHOPS, Santana BOOTS him down! Santana has Kassidy in the corner and clubs him back. Kassidy shoves and fights out, but Santana gets in Quen’s face. Kassidy boots Santana down but Santana intercepts his leap with a gut wrench. But Kassidy slips out and tags in Quen! Quen dodges and PELES Santana down! Quen hits Ortiz, then builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP out onto Santana!

The crowd fires up with Quen as he brings Santana back up and in. Quen springboards but Santana gets under. Tag to Ortiz, Quen runs back but his leap is blocked. Quen manages to rebound off the ropes and sunset flips Santana, but Santana sips out, Ortiz steps in, dropkick Penalty Kick combo! Ortiz flexes as Santana tosses Kassidy in! Ortiz puts Quen in the camel clutch while Santana puts Kassidy in the Gory Especial! And then they combine for the Gory Camel Crab! The ref reprimands and counts but PNP lets Private Party go. Ortiz brings Quen up as AEW returns to single picture. Ortiz CHOPS Quen down, then brings him around for a Gory Especial of his own. Santana tags in and CHOPS Quen! Ortiz hands Quen off to Santana’s Cobra Twist.

Quen endures as the fans rally up for him. Quen fights back and hip tosses out! Santana intercepts Quen’s leap but Kassidy reaches out to tag! Santana brings Quen to the PNP corner but Ortiz tells him about the tag. Quen gets away, Santana tags Ortiz, Kassidy hits Ortiz! Kassidy throws forearms over and over on Santana, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Kassidy pumps up but Santana shoves him at Ortiz. Kassidy triangle STUNNERS Ortiz! Santana brings Kassidy up, Kassidy elbows back and moonsaults over! Kassidy then TORNILLOS onto PNP! Kassidy fires up as the crowd chants, “This is Awesome!” Kassidy brings Ortiz up and into the ring and climbs up top. Kassidy leaps, SWANTON! Cover, TWO!!

Jericho rallies for his team while Hardy coaches up Private Party. Kassidy gets to the corner, brings Ortiz up to the top rope, then tags in Quen. Kassidy throws forearms and Quen climbs up, but Ortiz trips Quen up! Santana pulls Kassidy away then gets a boost from Ortiz for a back somersault CUTTER! Kassidy is down, Ortiz gut wrenches Quen up for a SUPER SIT-OUT BOMB! Roll back to Santana, reverse bomb into buckles! Then PNP IN MOTION! They drag Quen back up, TU LO SABE! Cover, but Kassidy breaks it up! Hardy cheers and the crowd rallies up. The teams regroup, Santana throws Kassidy out. Santana goes out to whips Kassidy into barriers! Ortiz tags Santana and Santana has the mad ball! But Hardy snatches it away! Ortiz goes after Hardy but Quen rolls Santana! TWO!!

Quen tries again, bridges, TWO!! Santana BOOTS Quen then SUPERKICKS! Santana tags Ortiz, PNP coordinates, but Quen fights out! Quen pulls Santana’s headband! Kassidy saves Quen, SLING BREAKER to Ortiz! Quen comes in, GIN & JUICE!! Cover, Private Party wins!!

Winners: Private Party, by pinfall

Ortiz just missed the break-up, and that allows Private Party wins! Hardy celebrates with his new students, is this the beginning of a #HardyParty in AEW?

Jericho gets upset that Quen and Kassidy come by, so he splashes water at them. Then he splashes water at Cassidy! Cassidy gets up, moves the chair aside, and Jericho goes after him! Security hurries to keep this from turning into a brawl, but Jericho threatens, “NEXT WEEK! NEXT WEEK!” Will Freshly Squeezed pop off on Jericho to finish Fyter Fest?

 

Backstage interview with Kenny Omega & Hangman Page.

Dasha asks the Cleaner and the Cowboy how they’re feeling before their title defense in the main event. Hangman’s feeling great. He loves Best Friends, Trent and Chuck. People have been saying those two deserve a title shot, and Hangman agrees. But when they get that shot against Omega and Page, “the word ‘deserve’ dries up.” Omega says that week after week after week, they have defeated team after team this division has thrown at them. This week will be no different. The champions will still be the champions, bidding us all adieu and good night. Will that be the case against the Kentucky Gentleman and #JustTrent?

 

Big news for Fyter Fest Night 2!

After the amazing win Private Party scored tonight, they get to have a tag title match already! The winners of the title main event move on, who will be joining Quen and Kassidy in the ring?

But sadly, this is because the AEW World Championship match must be postponed. Do not worry, it won’t be for too long! Because in two weeks, Dynamite becomes Fight for the Fallen 2020!! Will Cage finally get to fight for the title and destroy the Maniac? But speaking of…

Taz and Brian Cage head to the ring!

The Suplex Machine leads THE Machine, and Taz has the mic to speak. “The cat’s out of the bag now, right?” Everyone knows what they found out earlier today. It won’t be next week but 7/15/20 that The Machine gets his opportunity at the AEW World Championship. Some might think, “Wow, Taz and Cage are probably pissed off about this.” No they’re not. They’re not upset Mox bought himself some time, maybe politic’d, whatever it was. Because they’re easy like Sunday morning.

And Taz wants to pull back the curtain again. He had a “nice, healthy conversation” with Tony Khan. It was interesting. Mr. Khan told Taz that Mox is “concerned’ for the health and well-being of the AEW staff. That’s weird to Taz. Correct him if he’s wrong but, Mox has been tested not once but twice and he’s been negative both times. If Mox decided to get his ass here next week, he’d be tested again because as we all know, AEW doesn’t run a sloppy shop. Taz says Mox has the case of one thing: the chicken sh*ts. Mox is afraid of Cage, and he should be. Cage will beat Mox’s brains in and take the title form his dumbass. So Fight for the Fallen, “Who better than Brian Cage to be AEW World Champion?” Nobody.

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships: Kenny Omega & Hangman Page VS Best Friends!

We heard from the champions, but the challengers roll up in style, courtesy of Mama Baretta! Will the longer established team finally become best champions? Or will the drinking buddies be celebrating big after tonight?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and the true test of tag team bonds begins!

Teams sort out, and it will be Chuckie T against Omega. These two circle, the crowd fires up and the two tie up. Omega powers Chuck back but Chuck turns it around. Chuck lets up but whips and rolls Omega. Chuck gets a takedown, things speed up, Chuck dodges and avoids the V-Trigger. Chuck kicks low, whips, Omega goes up and over then around, only for Chuckie to arm-drag him around! Omega headscissors but Chuck pops out, and the two stand off. The crowd cheers as the two circle again. They tag their partners, and now Hangman steps to Trent. They tie up, Hangman headlocks but Trent powers out. Hangman bumps Trent but Trent stays up. Hangman goes again, Trent still stays up so Hangman rocks him! Trent throws forearms and Hangman throws them back!

The two go back and forth, Hangman gets the edge and ROCKS Trent! Hangman runs, Trent reels him in, SAIDO SUPLEX! Trent brings Hangman up to kick in the back! Tag to chuck, Best Friends whip and run Hangman over! Chuck stomps Hangman to the ropes, clubs him down, then brings him up for a suplex! Cover, TWO! Chuck keeps his cool, forearms Hangman to the corner and tags Trent. Best Friends double whip but Hangman breaks the line to run Trent over! Then he snap suplexes Chuck onto Trent! Tag to Omega and he hits Chuck down. Omega brings Trent up, scoops him and hits a backbreaker! Cover, TWO! Omega keeps his cool and tags Hangman back in.

Omega and Hangman stomp Trent then trade off CHOPS! They double whip Trent, kick low, kick again, then run to BOOT and KOTARO KRUSHER! Standing shooting star! Cover, TWO! Hangman keeps his cool, drags Trent back up, and clubs Trent back. But here come FTR to join the party. Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood have beach chairs and a cooler as they go to commentary. Hangman returns to Trent but Trent CHOPS him back! Hangman knees low, tags in Omega, and the champs mug Trent. Omega clubs away and stomps Trent down hard. The ref backs Omega up, FTR have a beer, and AEW goes picture in picture, #AEWLastCall.

Omega bumps Trent off buckles, brings him back up and around, and bumps him off Hangman’s boot! Tag to Hangman, he claps along with the fans, and then brings Trent up again. Hangman suplexes Trent high and hard, then covers, TWO! Hangman keeps his eyes on Chuck, who is still pretty sore. Hangman brings Trent up and bumps him off Omega’s boot. Omega tags in, he keeps on Trent at the ropes with clubbing forearms, then stomps him down. Omega brings Trent back up, brings him over, and tags in Hangman. Hangman climbs and LEAPS to drop ax handles! That was some elevation. Chuck creeps close and Hangman swings on him, but Chuck gets away clean.

Hangman brings Trent up again, chokes him on the ropes, but lets up at the ref’s count. Hangman brings Trent up again, snapmares him down to a grounded cobra twist. Trent endures and fights up, then throws forearms and CHOPS! Hangman knees low, clubs Trent back, then has him in a corner. AEW returns to single picture as Hangman whips Trent corner to corner hard! Trent tumbles up the corner then back down, into Hangman’s clothesline! Omega wants to see that again, so Hangman whips Trent corner to corner. Chuckie saves Trent and Trent LARIATS Hangman down! Omega runs in but Trent gets him for a tornado DDT! Trent’s mom cheers as Trent hot tags Chuckie!

Chuckie dodges Hangman, throws him out, then FLIES onto the champions! The crowd is fired up with the Kentucky Gentleman as he clubs away on Hangman. Chuckie stomps Hangman into the barriers, but Omega BOOTS him back! Trent DIVES to hit Omega, then feeds him to Chuckie for the OVERHEAD suplex onto Hangman! The champions are wrecked and the ref checks on them both. Chuckie drags Hangman up as the crowd cheers for “A E DUB!” Chuck Falcon Arrows Hangman, covers, TWO! Chuckie keeps his cool as he tags in Trent. Best Friends bring Hangman up, but hangman denies Sole Food. Hangman clotheslines Chuck out, dodges Trent, and Fall Away Slams! To kip up and PESCADO onto Chuckie!

Hangman returns to Trent, runs, spins but Trent dodges, only to get a LARIAT! Omega tags in, climbs up and leaps, missile dropkick to the back! Omega hurries to bring Trent up, fisherman for FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Trent lives and Omega grows frustrated. Omega drags Trent up and around, fireman’s carries, “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” Rolling senton, to moonsault onto knees! Trent gets up, runs and PSYCHO KNEES Omega! Tag to Chuck, Chuck drags Omega up, SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Cover, but Hangman breaks it! Chuck brings Hangman up to throw him out, then he runs at Omega. Omega boots back, then elbows him. Chuck tries again, gets buckles but KNEES back! Omega ducks Chuck to SNAP DRAGON!

Tag to Trent, SNAP DRAGON! Chuck staggers into another SNAP DRAGON! The Best Friends are in the corner together, Hangman tags in. Hangman runs in to corner clothesline sandwich, Omega adds his back elbow. Chuck gets the roaring elbow, then pop-up GERMAN! The champs give Trent a pop-up BOMB, flip over, V-TRIGGER! Cover, TWO!! Trent lives but the champs coordinate. Trent flounders up in their cross hairs, but Chuck anchors Omega! Trent dodges Buck Shot, Alabama lift, Chuck goes up! STRONG ZERO!! Cover, but Omega breaks it!! Omega and Chuck brawl, V-TRIGGER, to Electric Chair, but Chuck slips out! AWFUL WAFFLE!!

Best Friends get up and hug! But then Chuck pushes Trent away and Hangman BOOTS Chuck down! Trent throws forearms and CHOPS on Hangman, but Hangman whips him for the DISCUS! And another! Trent flounders into Hangman’s lift, but he slips out of the bomb to Alabama lift! Hangman sunset flips, Trent sits down, TWO!! Hangman escapes and even FTR is loving this! Trent brings Hangman up and in, but Hangman Alabama lifts, DEADEYE! Cover, TWO!?! Trent still lives and the crowd rallies up. Hangman goes to the apron, takes off the elbow pad, slingshots, BUCKSHOT!! Cover, Hangman and Omega win!

Winner: Kenny Omega & Hangman Page, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

The Best Friends gave Omega and Hangman the biggest fight of their reign yet! And to help them celebrate, FTR offers them a beer. Well, Omega doesn’t drink alcohol but Hangman does, so he accepts. Hangman chugs while Omega does raise the bottle to cheer FTR. Omega pours the beer out and that upsets FTR. Even Hangman’s upset about the waste! The Young Bucks hurry out to keep this from getting rough. FTR has to work with the Bucks on Night 2, will they be able to? As for Omega and Page, can they keep things going and beat Private Party?


My Thoughts:

An incredible night! This was definitely PPV worthy stuff to fit Fyter Fest from last year. Having Jericho on commentary for most of the night was amazing, for one. And I give AEW credit for finding a way to work-shoot the Moxley COVID situation. Two weeks was not going to be enough time for Mox to quarantine and still be ready for a match with Cage. AEW also manages to make July a three week streak of great events as Fight for the Fallen returns to still give us the world title match. We get a great tag opener and it almost felt like there could be dysfunction between MJF and Wardlow after how that match finished. Private Party and Proud ‘n’ Powerful had a great match that was a lot later in the card than I thought. And AEW made a great adjustment to give Private Party a title match now to fill for Night 2.

The only downside of AEW tonight was the status quo was kept, but at the same time, this wasn’t exactly the time for a big change. Ford isn’t quite there yet, but she and Shida had a great match. Cody and Hager also had a really good match, and I’m surprised there was no blood. With Archer and Janela getting into it tonight, their match next week better be brutal. And then the Murderhawk Monster should come back around to the TNT Championship to give us an even better match then what we got at Double or Nothing. The tag title match was spectacular, though I was a bit unsure about having FTR show up. It didn’t exactly foreshadow much, but it all makes sense with the beer celebration after. I just hope Hangman and Omega don’t break up because of wasted beer. That’s basically the bad parts of American wrestling writing that AEW should actually avoid. Omega & Page VS Private Party is still going to be awesome, but I would think Omega and Page win again to get into a rivalry with FTR.

My Score: 9.5/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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Can Papa Gunn breathe with the Switchblade?

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

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Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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