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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (12/1/20)

ANOTHER Super 17!

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AEW Dark 2

Dark goes hard again with ANOTHER SEVENTEEN matches!

Winter is Coming tomorrow night on Dynamite, but Dark is still sizzling with SEVENTEEN matches, again! Who heats things up before the deep freeze?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS KTB; Spears wins.
  • Ricky Starks VS Damian Fenrir; Starks wins.
  • Brandon Cutler VS Danny Limelight; Cutler wins.
  • “Pretty” Peter Avalon VS Jon Cruz; Avalon wins.
  • Shanna VS Tesha Price; Shanna wins.
  • KiLynn King VS Katalina Perez; King wins.
  • Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Adam Priest & Sean Maluta; Best Friends win.
  • Leva Bates VS Alex Gracia; Leva wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Angel Fashion, VSK & Shawn Donavan; Gunn Club wins.
  • Matt Sydal VS Aaron Solow; Sydal wins.
  • The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Baron Black & Fuego Del Sol; Uno & Stu win.
  • Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. VS Cezar Bononi & RYZIN; Garrison & Pillman win.
  • Ivelisse VS Lindsay Snow; Ivelisse wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS George South Jr. & Bobby Wayward; The Acclaimed wins.
  • Chaos Project VS Alex Chamberlain & Seth Gargis; Chaos Project wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Lady Frost; Velvet wins.
  • Triple Threat Tag: The Dark Order’s 5 & 10 VS Jurassic Express w/ Marko Stunt VS Sonny Kiss and Joey Janela; Jurassic Express wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS KTB!

The Chair Man still wants after gold, and will continue to load up that lethal left until he has some! Will he slay #KyleTheBeast to finally get to that next level?

The bell rings, Spears circles with KTB and they tie up. Spears wrenches the arm, has a wristlock, but KTB wrenches through. KTB has the wristlock, Spears rolls, drop toeholds and moves around to show off with a cartwheel. Spears and Tully high five, and then Spears keeps his eyes on KTB. But wait, Scorpio Sky is making his way out? And Scorpio is holding onto the slug Tully threw to him! Spears asks if Scorpio’s going to use it now. Scorpio just takes a seat on the steps of the stage to watch. KTB rolls Spears up! ONE, but KTB throws forearms on Spears! And a back elbow! KTB whips, Spears reverses but KTB goes up and over to then somersault and RAM into Spears!

KTB fires up, Spears is on the ropes, KTB somersaults but is put in the ropes! Spears goes out to KNEE KTB back in! Spears stares Scorpio down as he drags KTB out to THROW him down on the ramp! KTB flounders and the ref reprimands but Spears glares at Scorpio. Spears gets in the ring, snapmares KTB and throws clubbing crossfaces. Scorpio is stoic as Spears stomps KTB down. Spears dares Scorpio to get in and even holds ropes open. Scorpio stays put so Spears drags KTB around, for the SHARPSHOOTER! Spears stares Scorpio down as he sits deep on the hold, and KTB taps! Spears wins!

Winner: Shawn Spears, by submission

Spears dares Scorpio to do something as he lets go of KTB, but Scorpio still stays put. Until Spears turns around! Spears turns back in time and it is a stand-off between them. Scorpio drags KTB up for a TKO!?! Scorpio storms off, perhaps having sent Spears a message. But what exactly does it mean?

 

Ricky Starks VS Damian Fenrir!

Absolute and the Powerhouse, Will Hobbs, will be taking on Cody Rhodes and Darby Allin on Dynamite! Will Starks heat things up just as #WinterisComing?

The bell rings and Starks circles with Fenrir. They tie up, Fenrir holds Starks to a deadlock but then waistlocks. Starks switches, slams and slaps Fenrir all around. Fenrir gets up as Starks pats himself on the back. Starks and Fenrir tie up, Starks hammerlocks then headlocks, then shifts sides to get the drop toehold. Starks slaps Fenrir around again and scuffs him as he gets up. Fenrir scowls but keeps cool as he circles with Starks. Starks rushes in, Fenrir hurdles and arm-drags Starks down to an armlock! Starks fights up and around but Fenrir wrenches. Starks ROCKS and CHOPS and whips Fenrir, to BLAST him with the elbow! “Too easy!”

Fans are divided on Starks as he circles around Fenrir. Fenrir throws body shots but Starks ROCKS Fenrir back. Starks CHOPS Fenrir down, and grins as he bumps Fenrir off buckles. Starks RAMS into Fenrir, blows a kiss to cameras, RAMS Fenrir again, and then RAMS him again. The ref counts and Starks lets off to snapmare and KICK Fenrir. Starks poses with Fenrir to then bring Fenrir up and whip him. Fenrir slips out of the back drop to waistlock but Starks bucks him off. Things speed up, Starks dropkicks Fenrir down! Starks grinds his forearm into Fenrir’s face, the ref counts and Starks lets off at 3.

Starks pulls hair as he puts Fenrir against ropes but lets off as the ref counts again. Starks whips Fenrir corner to corner and then ROCKS Fenrir with a forearm! Starks CHOPS and CHOPS and whips, but Fenrir dodges to fire forearms! Starks swings but Fenrir dropkicks back! Fenrir whips but Starks reverses to BOOT Fenrir down! Starks drags Fenrir up, Canadian rack, ROSHAMBEAUX! Cover, Starks wins!

Winner: Ricky Starks, by pinfall

Absolutely dominant! And that is what Starks hopes to be alongside Hobbs on Dynamite! Will Team Taz be a nightmare for The American Nightmare and the Face of TNT?

 

Brandon Cutler VS Danny Limelight!

The Dungeon Master is 4-0! Well, at least since stopping his losing streak. Will he continue the streak as the year end draws closer?

The bell rings and Cutler circles with Limelight. They tie up, Cutler headlocks and Limelight powers out, but Cutler runs him over. Things speed up, Cutler leaps over Limelight and comes back to side step and pop-up, but Limelight rana’s through! Cover, TWO! Cutler runs in but Limelight puts him on the apron. Cutler slides under, avoids a stomp and then sweeps the leg to slingshot senton! Cutler keeps moving and LEAPING LEG DROPS! Cover, ONE! Limelight goes to ropes and wants a time-out. Limelight offers a handshake, but then SLAPS Cutler! Cutler grabs Limelight, pops him up, and blocks the wheelbarrow counter to make it a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Limelight flounders to a corner, Cutler runs in but Limelight POSTS him! Limelight grins as he goes to the apron and YANKS Cutler’s arm into the post! Cutler flops out of the ring, Limelight wraps the arm around the bottom crossbar! The ref counts, Limelight lets off and goes around the way to KICK the arm! Limelight does a little salsa but Cutler kicks back and throws him into railing! Limelight knees and KICKS and SLAMS the arm on the apron! Limelight puts Cutler in, ducks a punch to kick the arm, then drags Cutler down for an ARMBAR! Cutler clasps hands, rolls to a cover, ONE as Limelight shifts to a triangle. Cutler dead lifts to POWERBOMB Limelight down!

Fans fire up and he stalks Limelight. Limelight dropkicks the legs out to put Cutler on ropes and KICKS Cutler! Limelight runs to then HOTSHOT the arm! Cutler flounders away as he clutches his arm. Limelight gets in to kick the arm and slap Cutler around. Cutler throws haymakers but Limelight kicks the bad arm again. Cutler throws more hands, whips but Limelight reverses to wrench and wheelbarrow, and he pops Cutler into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! The body scissors aren’t perfect but Limelight gets a rear mount instead. Cutler powers up and Limelight is a backpack as he rams into buckles!

Fans cheer but Limelight clamps back on! Cutler rams buckles again, then throws elbows. Cutler brings Limelight around, swings Limelight for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Limelight survives but Cutler grits his teeth. Fans rally up and Cutler brings Limelight up. Cutler whips, Limelight reverses but Cutler slips out to roundhouse back! Cutler slingshot kicks Limelight down! Limelight staggers up, ducks the roundhouse but not the enziguri! Cutler scoops Limelight and pops him up, but the bad arm gives out! Limelight hammerlocks but Cutler bucks him off to slingshot out, springboard in and forearm Limelight down!

Limelight bails out, Cutler DIVES, into an ARM-DRAG?! Limelight has the Fujiwara, then the Disarmer! The ref counts, Limelight lets go at 4 and talks trash as he puts Cutler in. Limelight talks trash to the fans as he triangle springboards, but into Cutler’s arms! TOTAL PARTY KILL!! Cover, Cutler wins!

Winner: Brandon Cutler, by pinfall

And one for the thumb! Cutler has yet another win in a row, but will he able to keep it going until the end of 2020?

 

“Pretty” Peter Avalon VS Jon Cruz!

The former librarian not only shed his old persona, but he shed the losing streak as he finally won last week! But will Avalon score again? Or was that a once in a lifetime experience for him?

The bell rings and Avalon circles with Cruz as fans rally up. They tie up, Cruz puts Avalon in the corner but Avalon shields his face! The ref has Cruz back off, but fans chant, “Punch His Face! Punch His Face!” Avalon circles with Cruz again, tie up, and Avalon pushes Cruz to ropes to arm-drag him down. Cruz gets up and things speed up, Avalon hurdles but Cruz shoves, drops, hurdles but Avalon holds ropes to avoid getting hit. Avalon runs at Cruz, Cruz dodges to hip toss and arm-drag! Cruz dodges, huricanrana Avalon to a corner and handspring! Cruz is ready to punch Avalon in the face! Avalon dodges, Cruz goes up but Avalon YANKS him down!

Avalon clotheslines Cruz out then lounges on the ropes. Cruz returns as the ring count hits 4 but Avalon stomps him down. Avalon digs his boots in and Cruz ends up in a corner. Avalon drags Cruz up to throw haymakers and CHOPS! Cruz staggers, Avalon brings him out to suplex! Cover, TWO! Avalon drags Cruz up, Cruz throws body shots but Avalon CLUBS Cruz down! Avalon drags Cruz up again, whips him and LEG LARIATS! Cruz flounders, Avalon stomps him then covers, TWO! Cruz gets to ropes as Avalon scowls. Avalon chokes Cruz, the ref counts and Avalon lets off at 4.

Avalon drags Cruz in, throws haymakers and then scoops Cruz. Cruz slips out and shoves Avalon away. Cruz dodges in the corner, throws body shots, then rallies with forearms! Cruz whips, Avalon reverses, Cruz hits a flying forearm! Avalon goes to a corner, Cruz kips up and fires up! Cruz is ready to punch Avalon’s face, and hits a running haymaker! Cruz whips, runs in and UPPERCUTS! Cruz wants a third, but Avalon reverses the whip. Avalon gets under Cruz as he goes up, to FLAPJACK, and MARTI-KNEES! Cover, Avalon wins!

Winner: Peter Avalon, by pinfall

It wasn’t always pretty, but Avalon goes back to back with victories! Will Avalon continue on until he scores the big one?

 

Shanna VS Tesha Price!

Portugal’s Perfect Athlete finally returns to AEW! But will all that time away come with a price, facing Tesha her first night back?

The bell rings, Shanna and Price tie up and go around fast and furious, Shanna arm-drags Price away and things reset. Fans cheer as the two tie up again. Price arm-drags now but Shanna keeps her cool. Shanna offers a handshake, Price takes it but uses it against Shanna! Price whips, Shanna slips off the scoop and arm-drags Price around! Shanna ROCKS Price with a right, then whips, follows and huricanranas Price down! Ghost pin, TWO! Price gets up and runs in, but into a drop toehold into ropes! Fans fire up for Shanna and she builds speed, but Price avoids the basement dropkick! Shanna faceplants and Price grins as she stomps Shanna down!

Price drags Shanna to ropes and puts her through to bend her back! The ref counts, Price lets off to go out and KICK Shanna back in! Fans boo but Price looms over Shanna and stomps her more. Price drags Shanna up and puts her in a corner with a buckle bump. Price CHOPS and CHOPS and stomps, then lets off at the ref’s count. Price whips corner to corner, then handsprings in to KICK Shanna, and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Shanna survives but Price rains down rights. Cover, TWO, but Price keeps close. Price wraps Shanna up in a straitjacket stretch! Fans rally as Shanna endures and fights her way up. Shanna powers out, drops and victory rolls, TWO!

Price gets up to kick Shanna down! Shanna blocks the buzzsaw and powers up to fire off forearms and CHOPS in rapid fire! Shanna whips, Price reverses but Shanna reverses back to STUNNER! Price ends up on ropes, Shanna powers up and runs to hit the basement dropkick! Shanna drags Price back in, chicken wings for the TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Shanna wins!

Winner: Shanna, by pinfall

Shanna holds on a little longer, she could’ve won twice! Will Shanna rise up the ranks of the Women’s Division soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Scorpio Sky.

Alex Marvez informs Scorpio that Shawn Spears is refusing to give Scorpio a rematch, what are his thought? Scorpio holds onto the metal slug and heads out without a word. Will he use actions to respond to Spears’ words?

 

KiLynn King VS Katalina Perez!

The Queen of Crazy is finally getting her footing in AEW, but she has to keep moving to gain some ground! Will King trump the #Queenpin to head for the throne?

The bell rings and King circles with Perez. They tie up, King arm-drags Perez down to a cover, TWO! King headlocks, hits the takeover but Perez keeps shoulders up. Perez headscissors and squeezes but King moves around. King hops up to get the headlock back! Perez fights up again, throws body shots, and pushes King, but King runs her over! King runs, Perez drops then comes back, but swings into a scoop and slam! Cover, TWO! King keeps her cool as she brings Perez up to wrench and back suplex. Perez fights that off to throw King down by her hair! Perez brings King up, King shoves her away but Perez uppercuts King down! Cover, TWO!

Perez stalks King, throws forearms and rains them down! Cover, TWO! King gets to a corner, fans rally up and Perez stomps and forearms. King pushes Perez, boots her down, then hops up to leap for a missile dropkick! Fans fire up with King as she moshes about! King waits for Perez to stand, she boots and ROUNDHOUSES Perez into a waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as King watches Perez rise. King drags Perez up but Perez jawbreakers and back kicks! Perez fires herself up but King reels her in, to throw her into ropes, then bring her up for KINGDOM COME! Cover, King wins!

Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall

The Queen of Crazy kept her cool and she crushed the Queenpin! Will King reign over the Women’s Division soon enough?

 

Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Adam Priest & Sean Maluta!

Chuckie T and Trent brawled with Miro and Kip Sabian because they’re done playing games! Will the Best Man and Superbad see how serious a threat Best Friends can be?

The bell rings and Maluta starts with Chuck. Chuck stomps around on his knees as he circles with Maluta, then ties up. Chuck headlocks, Maluta brings him to a knee and wrenches, then jams the arm as he wristlocks. Chuck wrenches back and hammerlocks, but Maluta reaches around to get out. Maluta drop toeholds, facelocks, Chuck slips out and headlocks to the takeover. Maluta headscissors, Chuck pops out and the fans cheer the stand off. Trent wants in, so Chuck tags Trent. Priest tags in and he circles with Trent. They tie up, go around, Trent SLAMS Priest then toys with him. Priest gets mad and he CHOPS Trent!

Priest runs, Trent ducks and hurdles but Priest returns the favor, only for Trent to catch Priest! Trent hits a big gut buster! Trent has Priest again and Northern Lights! Bridging cover, TWO! Trent keeps on Priest and tags in Chuck. Best Friends double whip and double elbow Priest down, then shake hands for a double elbow drop! Fans cheer as Chuck drags Priest up and around. Chuck back suplexes high and hard then covers, TWO! Tag to Trent, Trent goes to Priest in the corner but Priest throat chops! Priest enziguris Trent then GERMANS him! Priest drags Trent over, tags Maluta, and Maluta hits a Samoan Drop! Maluta runs in and BOOTS Trent down! Cover, TWO!

Maluta drags Trent up and CHOPS him back down! Chuck taunts Maluta so Maluta DECKS him! Maluta runs at Trent but misses the splash! Trent hits a tornado DDT! Fans cheer and Trent tags CHuck. CHuck rallies on Priest and Maluta, then BOOTS Priest! Chuck whips Priest for a standing URENAGE! Chuck runs but Maluta hooks his foot! Trent SPEARS Maluta down for it! Priest throws hands but Chuck DECKS him! Chuck runs in, Preist dodges but Tret tags in! SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Trent runs to PSYCHO KNEE! Tag back to Chuck and Best Friends coordinate. They mug Priest, then hit SOLE FOOD HALF ‘N’ HALF! And they HUG! Fans cheer as Trent brings Priest back up, SNAP DRIVER to AWFUL WAFFLE! Cover, Best Friends win!

Winners: Best Friends, by pinfall

The double driver combo does it again! But will that combination work against the Superbad and Best Man?

 

Leva Bates VS Alex Gracia!

THE Librarian is ready to prove you can have a big brain and kick ass at the same time! Will she be able to win big now that she’s on her own?

The bell rings and Leva shakes hands with Gracia. They circle, tie up, go around, and Gracia puts Leva in a corner. The ref counts, Gracia lets up at 3, and circles with Leva again. They tie up again, Leva arm-drags Gracia and then copies Gracia’s cutesy posing. Gracia stays cool and circles with Leva again, and Gracia calls for a test of strength. Leva knuckle locks with her but Gracia uses it to wrench and spin through to pick a leg and trip Leva up. Gracia copies the librarian “shh” now! Things speed up, Leva catches Gracia into a cobra twist! Leva hushes Gracia now, but Gracia fights out of the hold and hip tosses Leva!

Leva goes to a corner, Gracia runs to back elbow and then rolls to come back, with a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Gracia drags Leva back up, bumps her off buckles and throws haymakers. Gracia whips corner to corner, Leva reverses and runs in but is put on the apron. Leva counters the punch with a roundhouse! Leva slingshots, somersaults and SPEARS! Gracia staggers up into a roundhouse, then a mule kick! Leva runs to BOOT Gracia down! Leva keeps going, wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Gracia escapes but Leva is on her again with a whip to the corner! And a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!!

Gracia survives again and Leva grits her teeth. Leva waits for Gracia to stand to throw forearms. Gracia resists the whip but Leva forearms again. Gracia reverses, snapmare sand rolls to then body scissor and roll, but not to a cover! Gracia bridges back for a modified Cattle Mutilation! Leva endures and powers out, but Gracia just makes that a sunset flip! TWO!! Leva barely escapes, but she kicks a leg out and hooks Gracia up for a cravat cradle! Leva wins!

Winner: Leva Bates, by pinfall

Leva is so pumped to finally have her second win! But to show she still respects Gracia, she gives her a free copy of The Young Bucks’ autobiography! But imagine how excited Leva will be if/when she becomes a contender!

 

Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Angel Fashion, VSK & Shawn Donavan!

Billy and his boys have been going strong as a trio, but there is trouble brewing for them and the Nightmare Family against Team Taz. Will Billy, Austin and Colten stay strong and be ready to back Cody up?

Something happens before the bell and Billy back drops VSK! Fashion and Donavan check on “The Vision” but he’ll be fine, he just needs to steady himself. As such, Donavan and Colten start with the bell instead. They tie up, Donavan gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock, but Colten wrenches back. Colten headlocks, Donavan powers out but Colten runs him over! Austin fires up for his brother as Colten runs and runs Donavan over again! Cover, ONE, but Colten wrenches and tags Austin. The brothers Gunn mug Donavan then Austin tags in Billy. Billy clubs Donavan’s arm, wrenches the arm to a wristlock, then yanks on the arm.

Billy drags Donavan to the corner, tags Austin and Austin clubs the arm. Austin wrenches but Donavan gets away to tag in VSK. VSK is steady now and he ties up with Austin. They go around, VSK puts Austin in a corner and throws forearms! VSK whips corner to corner, Austin goes up and around and shoves to arm-drag! VSK arm-drags back, then arm-drags again, but Austin drags VSK into a headlock! Fans cheer but VSK powers up to throw knees. Tag to Fashion, but Austin arm-drags him down! Fashion fights up, Austin tags Billy, and then Colten tags in. Austin whips and body shots, Billy boots and Colten dropkicks! Cover, ONE, but Colten keeps his cool.

Colten drags Fashion up, whips him, but Fashion reverses and VSK gets a cheap shot in! Colten DECKS VSK but turns around into Fashion’s LARIAT! Fashion drags Colten up, bumps him off buckles, then stomps away! Fashion digs his boot in, the ref counts and Fashion lets up at 4. Fashion whips Colten out to whip him back into the corner hard! Fashion drags Colten over and tags in Donavan. They mug Colten, Donavan snapmares and elbow drops! Cover, ONE, but Donavan tags in VSK. They mug Colten and then VSK bumps Colten off buckles. VSK goes corner to corner but Colten boots!

Colten fights out of the corner but double clotheslines take him and VSK down! Hot tags to Austin and Donavan! Austin rallies on everyone, hits Donavan with a corner uppercut, then another! An uppercut for Fashion! Austin trips Donavan for the THROWBACK! Cover, Fashion breaks it! Billy throws Fashion out and ROCKS VSK, but VSK still tags in! Austin dodges VSK for the QUICK DRAW!! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: Gunn Club, by pinfall

If you blink, you miss it! Austin puts The Vision away and the family celebrates! Will the Gunns help the Nightmare Family shoot down those gunning for them?

 

Matt Sydal VS Aaron Solow!

The third-eye is open and both the air and ground game are strong! Will Sydal show Solow what it takes to last as long as he has?

The bell rings and Sydal circles with Solow. Sydal talks about the third eye but Solow says his two are good enough. They get face to face, tie up, and Sydal waistlocks to headlock and takeover. Solow gets up, Sydal snapmares to a corner, ONE! Sydal snapmares again to another cover, ONE! Solow pushes Sydal away but Sydal comes back for a flying-mare! Solow gets frustrated, circles with Sydal and ties up. Solow knees low and hard then throws more! And haymakers, too! Solow snapmares but Sydal handsprings through and arm-drags Solow around! Solow dropkicks back and Solow strikes a pose!

Solow stalks up behind Sydal, brings him up, throws haymakers and dropkicks, but Sydal avoids that to KICK Solow in the back! Sydal hits the standing mariposa! Cover, TWO! Sydal keeps focus and he drags Solow up to whip. Solow reverses to sweep the legs! Sydal hits the ropes on the way down but Solow rains down rights! The ref counts because they’re in the ropes, and Solow lets off to gloat again. Solow stomps Sydal, throws more forearms, then bumps Sydal off buckles. Fans boo but Solow soaks up the heat. Solow throws hands, whips Sydal corner to corner then runs in to clothesline! Solow whips his hair in Sydal’s face, then blows kisses, but Sydal KICKS a leg! And again! Solow blocks the next kick for an EXPLODER!

Solow grins and soaks up heat as he brings Sydal up for another EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Solow keeps his cool as fans rally up. Solow brings Sydal up, throws haymakers, Sydal ducks and dropkicks Solow down! Fans fire up as Sydal CHOPS and whips Solow, then runs in, but Solow elbows. Solow runs into the SNAP RANA! WINDMILL KICK! Sydal fires up and fans fire up with him! Sydal sweeps Solow’s legs and Solow hits ropes! Sydal brings Soloa up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Solow survives but barely! Sydal keeps his cool as he fires off kicks.

Sydal runs, but Solow gets a body scissor takedown to DOUBLE STOMPS! Solow fires up, SCREW HIGH KICK! Cover, TWO!! Sydal survives and frustrates Solow! Fans rally up, Solow brings Sydal up and fireman’s carries but Sydal slips off. Solow elbows but Sydal rolls and rolls, GHOST PIN, TWO!! Sydal KNEES Solow then runs, tilt-o-whirl takedown to the COBRA CLUTCH CROSSFACE! Solow fights up, fights out and kicks a leg out! Solow boots but Sydal slips around it to ROUNDHOUSE! And PAGE TURNER! Cover, Sydal wins!

Winner: Matt Sydal, by pinfall

Solow gave Sydal a fight but in the end, Sydal finds a way to win! Will Sydal’s third eye find him the path to a championship opportunity?

 

The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Baron Black & Fuego Del Sol!

The OG of the faction have been working on recruiting Hangman Page, but they do need to work on their own journey in AEW. Will they convince the EmpBRUH and Fire of the Sun to #JoinDarkOrder?

The teams sort out and Stu starts against Fuego. Fuego avoids Stu’s rush and gets out of the ring. Fuego taunts Stu, then leads him on a cat ‘n’ mouse, to then flip around and huricanrana! Stu pushes Fuego, Fuego comes back to tilt-o-whirl and merry-go-round to headscissor! Tag to Baron, they double whip Stu but Stu kicks Baron and throws Fuego out! Stu bumps Baron off buckles, tags Uno and the Dark Order stomps away! Uno lets off, drags Uno up and clubs him. Uno whips but Baron reverses to get a cobra twist! Uno endures as Baron digs an elbow in, then Baron spins Uno to a back suplex! Cover, ONE, but Baron wrenches Uno to tag in Fuego.

Fuego goes up, dumdum stomps the arm, then wrenches it, only for Uno to shove and throat chop! Uno waistlocks, Fuego elbows back but Stu tags in. Uno gives Fuego to Stu then DECKS Baron, Stu POWERSLAMS Fuego down! Stu chokes Fuego while talking trash, then he lifts Fuego to RAM him into the corner! Uno tags in, whips Stu in and Stu splashes! Stu feeds Fuego to Uno’s BOOT, then drops a knee! Uno taunts Fuego, stalks him, and fans rally up. Uno drags Fuego up, tortures and BITES the fingers, but lets go as the ref reprimands. Uno CHOPS Fuego in a corner, scoops him and hits a BACKBREAKER!

Tag to Stu, Uno drags Fuego up to feed to Stu’s boots! Uno hits a Russian Leg Sweep, then sits Fuego up for Stu’s SHINING WIZARD! Stu toys with Fuego now but fans rally up. Fuego hits back with body shots, Stu shoves him and clobbers him! Stu drags Fuego up and bumps him off Uno’s boot. Tag to Uno and they taunt Baron before Uno whips Stu at Fuego. Fuego goes up and Stu POSTS himself, a rather fumbling hot tag to Baron! Baron rallies on the Dark Order either way and he spins Uno around for chops and a Polish hammer! Atomic drop and BACKSTABBER for Stu! Baron clotheslines Stu out then runs in to DISCUS CLOTHESLINE Uno, for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!

Tag to Fuego, Baron fireman’s carries Uno as Fuego climbs. Stu anchors Fuego, Uno gives Baron a neckbreaker! Fuego kicks Stu away, flips at Uno but has to roll through as Uno evades! Uno scoops Fuego for a tilt-o-whirl, and he blocks the DDT to ROCK Fuego with a right! Uno throws Fuego into Baron, who ends up in a torture rack from Stu! NIGHTFALL on the outside! Uno hits Fuego with the pump handle FACEBUSTER! Cover, The Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

Uno and Stu are still strong as the Dark Order OG, will they find themselves contenders to the AEW World Tag Team Championships soon enough?

 

Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. VS Cezar Bononi & RYZIN!

The Ivy League MVP and Bulletproof BPJ have been up and down lately, but are determined to rise up the ranks! Will they be able to overcome the Brazilian V8 and the Priest of Sin to do that?

The teams sort out and Ryzin starts with BPJ. They circle, tie up, BPJ headlocks and fans rally as BPJ holds on tight. Ryzin pries at the hold but BPJ hits the headlock takeover. Ryzin gets up, pulls hair and headlocks, but BPJ powers out. They ram shoulders and neither falls. BPJ dares Ryzin to try again, Ryzin dodes, and they ram but again no one falls. Ryzin shoves, BPJ shoves but Ryzin SLAPS! Ryzin runs, BPJ follows and runs him over! BPJ drags Ryzin up to KICK him in the back! BPJ wrenches an arm, tags in Griff, and BPJ scoop slams Ryzin for Griff’s slingshot leg drop! Tag back to BPJ and BPJ slingshots for the senton! BPJ drags Ryzin up, CHOPS Ryzin, and CHOPS again!

BPJ wrenches, whips, but Ryzin reverses and Bononi dumps him out! Bononi throws BPJ into railing, then sets him up for Ryzin’s PLANCHA! Ryzin rains down rights, throws BPJ back in and covers, TWO! Ryzin drags BPJ by his hair and tags Bononi. They mug BPJ, BPJ chops back but Bononi fires off forearms and knees! Bononi CHOPS BPJ, whips BPJ and runs him over with an elbow! Cover, TWO! Bononi grows frustrated already and he knees BPJ down. Tag to Ryzin, Ryzin climbs and Bononi scoops, but BPJ slips out to shove Bononi into Ryzin! Tag to Griff and Griff rallies on Bononi! ROLLING ELBOW!

Fans fire up with Griff as he goes after Ryzin up top, SUPER BELLY2BELLY! Cover, Bononi breaks it! BPJ goes after Bononi and SUPERKICKS! Griff BOOTS Bononi out, then he picks Ryzin up. BPJ goes up top, BLOCKBUSTER SPINEBUSTER! Cover, BPJ & Griff win!

Winners: Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr, by pinfall

And there’s the upswing! Will these new Hollywood Blonds be able to take the AEW Tag Division by storm?

 

Ivelisse VS Lindsay Snow!

La Sicaria is solo in the ring again, and against a woman who gave Thunder Rosa a good battle. Will Ivelisse show she can do the same thing as Rosa by melting Snow as #WinterisComing?

The bell rings as the two are face to face and Ivelisse shoves Snow. She then dodges and kicks Snow in a leg but Snow forearms. Ivelisse kicks inside the leg, shoves Snow off the arm, but then Snow fireman’s carry throws Ivelisse! Ivelisse gets up but Snow dropkicks her to the outside. Ivelisse blocks the boot to elbow Snow and drag her out. Snow fireman’s carries again but Ivelisse fights off with elbows! Ivelisse SUPERKICKS Snow down, then leaps for the CANNONBALL! Ivelisse is fired up as she CHOPS Snow against the apron! Ivelisse puts Snow in, follows and covers, TWO! Ivelisse keeps her cool and drags Snow into a chinlock.

Fans rally as Snow endures and fights. Ivelisse digs her forearm into Snow’s face, but Snow fights up and fights out. Ivelisse CLUBS Snow down, then Switchblade kicks Snow down! Fans boo but Ivelisse soaks up the heat. Ivelisse kicks Snow in the face but Snow throws body shots! Ivelisse kicks a leg but Snow kicks back. They keep kicking, Snow blocks a forearm but Ivelisse blocks a back kick. Forearms collide, and DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES drop both women! Fans fire up as Snow gets to a corner. Ivelisse runs in, but Snow boots her away! Snow runs out to LARIAT! And again! Snow fires up and whips Ivelisse, but Ivelisse reverses!

Snow goes up and crossbodies Ivelisse down! Snow keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse survives and Snow grows frustrated. Snow pump handles and lifts but Ivelisse flips out and shoves to SCORPION KICK! Snow fights off the cravat, fireman’s carries and tucks Ivelisse, swings her, but Ivelisse lands out to kick the legs! BUZZSAW! Ivelisse cravats, rolling snapmare to KICK! Cover, Ivelisse wins!

Winner: Ivelisse, by pinfall

La Sicaria burns Snow up and takes her down to get another win on her record! But will Ivelisse be heading for gold that she can put around her waist to go with the Women’s Tag Cup medal around her neck?

 

The Acclaimed VS George South Jr. & Bobby Wayward!

Max Caster and Anthony Bowens return, “Yo, we the Acclaimed! Beating two no names is the easiest thang!” Wayward “like a broke MC Hammer. Call up your mom, cuz I’m about to slam her!” And South Jr, “you look like a blimp! I called up your girl, she called you a shrimp! Saw you in the locker room, why you so limp? The Acclaimed so hard, do y’all get the hint? Daaaayum!” Bowens and Caster get in and dare their opponents to do something about it. But will the 5 Tool Player and Platinum be upstaged for making these two more than enraged?

Caster starts with South and they circle. They tie up, Caster knees low and headlocks. South throws body shots, powers out, but Caster runs him over! Caster puts one on the scoreboard but things speed up. South hurdles and hip tosses then arm-drags Caster! Caster arm-drags back and stomps South on the head! Caster has the arm, wrenches, tags Bowens and Bowens takes the hand-off. They pass the wrench between them again and again, then Caster BOOTS the arm! Bowens pushes Wayward then drags South up. South throws a haymaker and tags in Wayward, but Bowens elbows, jabs and CHOPS! Wayward CHOPS back!

Wayward throws hands, bobs ‘n’ weaves to ROCK Bowens, then whips him corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over and over again to headlock. Wayward powers out, Bowens hurdles to mule kick, front kick and run. Bowens slings but no blade so he just ROCKS Wayward with that right! Wayward reverses a whip but the SLING DDT hits! Bowens drags Wayward up, tags Caster and the Acclaimed mug Wayward in the corner. Caster wrenches and back suplexes HIGH and hard! Caster takes a bow and blows some kisses, then drags Wayward up. Caster SLAPS Wayward, pie faces him, but Wayward gets around to backslide! ONE, Caster hammerlocks the arm and dropkicks Wayward in the back!

Caster blows more kisses then brings Wayward up. Wayward lands on his feet, hot tags to South and Bowens! South rallies on Bowens, then scoops Caster to SLAM him down! South scoop slams Bowens, too! Caster kicks South low, reels him in, but South back drops! Caster has the sunset and Bowens adds on, GREAT ACCLAIM! Bowens mule kicks Wayward and hits a TWISTING URENAGE! Bowens goes back to South, drags him up, tags in Caster, and they coordinate! Suplex and MACHO ELBOW! #AcclaimToFame! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Caster uses South’s hand to pet himself on the face, but that was a rather rough track! Will The Acclaimed do more duos dirty as they climb the Tag Division ranks?

 

Chaos Project VS Alex Chamberlain & Seth Gargis!

Luther and Serpentico are scary guys, but they’re up against the Paragon and the Conqueror of Fear! Will the Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN prove fear isn’t conquered so easily?

The teams stare down and Luther has Serpentico step aside to get in Gargis’ face. Serpentico pushes Luther to get in Gargis’ face, but then Chaos Project beats down Chamberlain and Gargis! They double whip Gargis, he breaks the line and double dropkicks! And kips up! Gargis has Serpentinco and scoops him, to then SLAM him, and tag in Chamberlain. Chamberlain brings Serpentico up, throws big forearms then whips corner to corner hard! Serpentico bounces around, but swings, into a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Luther tries to swipe at Chamberlain but Chamberlain DECKS him! Chamberlain goes back to Serpentico but Serpentico boots him from the mat!

Serpentico sweeps Gargis’ legs then kicks Chamberlain to the corner! Tag to Luther, Chaos Project mugs Chamberlain then Luther chokes Chamberlain on the ropes! “SMILE! SMILE!” The ref backs Luther off but Serpentico gets a cheap shot in! Luther snapmares Chamberlain, KICKS him down, then tags in Serpentico. Serpentico whips Luther, Luther BULLDOGS Serpentico onto Chamberlain! And dribbles Serpentico off of Chamberlain’s chest! Cover, TWO! Serpentico makes sure his head is on straight before he tags Luther back in. They mug Chamberlain, Luther whips and dropkicks! Tag back to Serpentico, who flounders in while Luther scoops.

Luther SLAMS Chamberlain, then has the Snakeman Weapon, Serpentico senton slam! And again! Serpentico wants to try, but Luther is too big for him to scoop! Luther just scoops Serpentico to slam him on Chamberlain again! Cover, TWO! Luther tags back in and sidewalk slams Chamberlain down! Tag to Serpentico, he goes up top and Luther makes him the reluctant ICONOCLASM SENTON! Both Serpentico and Chamberlain slowly rise, and Serpentico clubs away. Serpentico whips, Chamberlain reverses to SPINE BUSTER! But both men are down as fans fire up! Hot tag to Gargis!

Gargis runs and DECKS Luther, then clobbers Serpentico! And again! Gargis whips and back drops Serpentico! Serpentico flounders up into Gargis’ gut wrench and Canadian rack, but Serpentico flails and Luther anchors a foot! Serpentico escapes to KNEE and SUPERKICK! Serpentico BOOTS Chamberlain, tags in Luther, and they whip to BOOT Gargis down! Luther drags Gargis up, Serpentico climbs, CREEPING DEATH!! Cover, Chaos Project wins!

Winners: Chaos Project, by pinfall

Serpentico suffered almost as much damage as his opponents, but he and Luther come out the winners, and that’s all that matters! Will they continue to get more wins and head up the Tag Division ranks?

 

Red Velvet VS Lady Frost!

Things are still heating up in the AEW Women’s Division, and Velvet wants to stir it up again! Will she cause Frost to have a meltdown just as #WinterisComing?

The bell rings and Velvet circles with Frost. They tie up, go around, Frost headlocks and grinds. Velvet powers out, Frost runs her over, and then stares her down. Things speed up,. Velvet hurdles, Frost leaps, and the two dodge each other, but Velvet calf kicks first! Velvet bumps Frost off buckles, throws body shots and stomps, then digs her boot in while doing the splits! The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4, but brings Frost up to snapmare and run, basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Velvet keeps on Frost in the corner with big forearms! The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4, but Frost sends her into buckles!

Frost throws Velvet down, stomps her, then handstands to drop knees! Frost mocks the “stir it up,” but Velvet avoids the standing moonsault! Velvets hits a standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Frost kicks Velvet, whips her and puts her in a corner. Frost RAMS in, runs corner to corner to KICK Velvet and then snapmares for another KICK! Cover, TWO! Frost grows frustrated but she puts Velvet in a motorcycle stretch. Fans rally as Velvet endures, and Velvet fights up to bump free. Velvet runs, slides under and rallies with lariats and elbows! Velvet wheelbarrows to the BULLDOG!

Fans fire up with Velvet and she stalks Frost. Frost stands, Velvet dodges her to OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Velvet keeps going, and KNEES Frost against ropes! Frost staggers into Velvet’s running BOOT! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

A #ShotofVelvet takes down another one! But will Velvet continue to have the winning recipe as she climbs the ranks?

 

Triple Threat Tag: The Dark Order’s 5 & 10 VS Jurassic Express w/ Marko Stunt VS Sonny Kiss and Joey Janela!

The Dark Order’s Uno and Stu won a similar scenario last week, and now Alan Angels and Preston Vance want to repeat the process! While Jersey’s Finest are the same, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus might be a major factor! Who wins the main event to this massive Dark?

Jurassic Express barely finishes their entrance when Vance BOOTS the Bad Boy! Kiss ROCK Vance back and then goes after Angels! Angels CLOBBERS Kiss, JB whips him but Angels reverses, only for JB to slide under. Luchasaurus KICKS Angels down, then combines with JB for the FLYING CMOPLETE SHOT! Kiss and Janela work together to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK Luchasaurus! JB kicks each of them, whips Kiss and drops, but jumps into a catch! Janela builds speed, JERSEY HART ATTACK! Boston Crab and leg drop, brother! Chancery BASEMENT DROPKICK! Fans fire up for Jersey as they pose together.

Vance is back, he tosses Janela out onto a camera man! It’s finally just two in the ring with Kiss and Vance and the ref finally rings the bell! Kiss runs at Vance, but he’s also put on the apron and Angels CLOBBERS Kiss down! Marko Stunt coaches his team up, but Janela shoulders into Vance and slingshots, but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance roars while Janela writhes. Janela is put in the Dark Order corner, Vance CHOPS Janela and tags Angels. Angels rolls and runs in to forearm Janela! Angels snapmares Janela to then standing frog splash! Cover, ONE! Janela shows Number 5 his two favorite fingers, but Angels KICKS him down!

Angels drags Janela up, puts him in a corner and fires off haymakers and stomps! The ref counts, Angels stops at 4 to tag in Vance. Vance clotheslines then suplexes Janela high and hard! Cover, ONE! Fans rally, Vance clubs Janela then DECKS Kiss! Vance goes back to Janela, Angels talks trash but Janela throws body shots. Janela runs, but Kiss isn’t there to tag! Janela leaps, Vance catches him, tag to Angels, and the Dark Order combine for a SHOTGUN FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO! Angels keeps his eyes on Jurassic Express as he drags Janela away. Tag to Vance, Dark Order mugs Janela, then Vance whips him into the corner. Clothesline and tag, and then a double whip corner to corner!

Angels runs in, Janela boots back, but Janela runs into a fireman’s carry! Janela gets to the apron, hotshots Vance and shoves him into Angels! Janela goes up, leaps, double crossbody takes 5 and 10 down! Hot tag to Kiss! Kiss runs, slides under Angels to dropsault! Enziguri for Vance, RANA for Angels! Fans fire up with the Concrete Rose as he handsprings and SLAPS Angels! Kiss goes Matrix to dodge Vance, and he CLOBBERS Angels! Kiss then baits Vance in to POST him! Kiss has Angels but JB tags in! Kiss whips Angels, JB dropkicks Angels down! Cover, ONE! JB keeps on Angels with a CHOP, then a whip. Angels dodges, Vancde tags in, Angels kicks a leg out ot BUZZSAW!

Vance takes over to dead lift, but JB victory rolls! TWO! JB dodges, wheelbarrows, but Vance uses ropes to rebound for a WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Cover, TWO! Vance keeps his cool as he drags JB up. Vance suplexes again and holds JB up for, guess what? TEN! Then the slam, cover, TWO! Vance grows frustrated but he drags JB over. Tag to Angels, they stomp JB, the ref reprimands but Angels drags JB down with a facelock. Fans rally up, JB fights up and out, but Angels catches him! Angels carries JB away but JB slips off, into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!!

Angels is furious but he rains down fists! Angels drags JB up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for JB to boot him! JB DECKS Vance, Angels mule kicks JB! Angels whips JB, JB rebounds to LARIAT! Fans rally up as JB crawls, hot tag to Luchasaurus !Kiss tags in but gets clobbered! Luchasaurus BOOTS Janela, CLOBBERS Vance and CHOPS Angels! Vance gets up to get a BOOT, Angels gets up to get a mule kick! Luchasaurus fireman’s carries Kiss, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Cover, Vance breaks it! Vance CHOPS, Luchasaurus BOOTS him out! Luchasaurus swats Angels’ enziguri away, to JURASSIC CHOKE SLAM Angels out to Vance! Vance catches Angels, tosses him at Janela for a DDT! JB DIVES out onto Vance!!

JB gets back up and in, tags and then Jurassic Express has Kiss. Gut wrench to the tombstone, JURASSIC CUTTER! Cover, TWO!?! Kiss survives the combo?! JB slides at Angels but Angels blocks and spins him to KNEE him back! Angels enziguris Luchasaurus, Vance drags him out, but Luchasaurus throws Vance into railing! Janela SHOTEIS Angels up top, mule kicks Luchasaurus, then Janela fireman’s carries Angels to DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto JB’s back! JB tumbles, Lucahsaurus TAIL WHIPS Janela! Vance hurries over and brawls with Luchasaurus. Janela staggers over, into an APRON BOMB from Vance! Luchasuarus choke grips Vance, but Kiss is up top! SUPER MOONSAULT takes everyone down!

Fans fire up with Jersey’s Finest as Kiss drags Luchasaurus into the ring. Kiss follows, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS! And then fireman’s carries, but Janela gets in! Janela’s body shots do nothing! JB goes up, leaps over Luchasaurus to DESTROYER Janela! Kiss slips off, ducks Luchasaurus’ roundhouse to give a roundhouse! Kiss dodges JB, Angels tags in! Kiss DECKS JB, Angels and Vance run at Kiss but he dodges one, only for Angels to enziguri! WING SNAPPER to SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! Angels is back up, FROG SPLASH! The Dark Order drags JB up, gut wrench while Angels climbs., JB shoves Vance into Angels, SUEPRKICKS Vance down then drags Angels up! Luchasaurus has Angels, BACK SUPLEX BOMB! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

A fast and furious Triple Threat Tag, but the one team that stays on track is Jurassic Express! Will a boy and his dinosaur be on their way to a tag title opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good Dark, but I’m not sure AEW understands “less is more.” The matches were all fairly quick, and there was no Waiting Room this week, so this episode came in at just over 2 hours and 15 minutes. But at the same time, the majority of these matches still felt the same as always. I will say the Triple Threat Tag to end was really good, very fast paced, though obviously Janela falling onto a camera man was a bit rough. Jurassic Express wins to stay in the top 5, as do Uno & Stu earlier tonight. Both those teams should get shots at the tag titles at some point.

It was great to see Shanna back, given all the time missed from Europe’s lockdowns and her having to quarantine outside of the States before returning. Are Lindsay Snow and Lady Frost not a tag team? They should be given similar names. And they should get into a tag program with Ivelisse & Diamante over the tag cup medals. I also like the developments with Scorpio and Spears. I almost thought Scorpio was turning and joining Spears but maybe this is just Scorpio getting a mean streak for their inevitable grudge match. Anthony Bowens needs to work on that slingblade DDT move, I feel like he almost legit hurt Wayward. But The Acclaimed is already a really good team, and certainly a strong one on Dark.

My Score: 8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Trent Beretta’s on a Rampage!

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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!

Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
  • Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!

Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?

Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!

Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.

Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!

Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!

The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.

Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!

The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!

Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission

The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?

 

Don Callis is watching this.

And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.

Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.

Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.

Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.

Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!

Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!

Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”

Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!

The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?

The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.

Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!

Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!

 

Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?

The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!

Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!

Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!

Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!

Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!

Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!

Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!

Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to  Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!

Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!

Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.

The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.

Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/27/24)

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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!

Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
  • Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
  • Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
  • AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”

Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.

Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!

Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!

Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”

Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Tony Khan has a medical update.

He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?

 

Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!

When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!

The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!

White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!

Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.

White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.

White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.

White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.

Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!

Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!

Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)

The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!

Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!

Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!

Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.

The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!

Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!

Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!

Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!

Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?

 

Rush VS Martin Stone!

From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and  kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!

Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!

And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?

 

Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!

The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.

Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.

Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.

Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!

The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.

Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?

 

Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.

Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”

Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?

The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!

Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!

Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.

Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!

Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!

Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!

Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.

Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?

Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?

 

AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!

The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!

Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!

Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.

Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.

Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!

Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!

Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!

Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.

Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!

Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!

Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!

Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?

Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!

The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.

Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.

Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.

Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.

My Score: 8.8/10


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