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AEW Blood & Guts

AEW Dynamite presents: BLOOD & GUTS!!

After waiting and waiting, hoping and praying, AEW Dynamite gives us the match beyond brutal, BLOOD & GUTS!! Inner Circle VS Pinnacle, who survives the violence and pain?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston VS Kenny Omega & MT Nakazawa w/ Don Callis; Moxley & Kingston win.
  • Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS QT Marshall w/ The Factory; Cody wins.
  • Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Julia Hart; Britt wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships #1 Contender Fatal 4 Way: SoCal Uncensored VS Jurassic Express VS The Acclaimed VS The Varsity Blondes; SCU win and will challenge The Young Bucks for the titles.
  • Blood & Guts: The Inner Circle VS The Pinnacle; The Pinnacle wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston VS Kenny Omega & MT Nakazawa w/ Don Callis!

The Maniac and Mad King have many reasons for wanting a grudge match with the Cleaner and his crew. But “The Invisible Hand” demands a proper introduction. We have legends in NJPW like Anoki, Okada, Ibushi and Nakazawa, but Kenny Omega cannot attend tonight. That’s a bold faced lie! Callis says Nakazawa will do this ALONE!? “You got this, you’re fine!” Does he? Or is Nakazawa a sacrificial lamb to protect the AEW World Champion?

OH WAIT! Kenny attacks from the crowd! He CLOBBERS Moxley, then Kingston! Omega puts Kingston in for Nakazawa to stomp away on! The bell rings, this is still a tag match, and Nakazawa throws down hands on Kingston. Nakazawa uses his headset to CHOKE Kingston! Omega tags in, he throws hands on Kingston then tags Nakazawa. They mug Kingston, fans boo, and then they put Kingston in a corner They whip corner to corner, Kanazawa runs in to elbow, then Omega runs in to body block! The mugging continues but Mox saves Kingston from the double suplex! Moxley fires off hands, throws Nakazawa out, but Omega CLUBS Mox from behind!

Omega whips Moxley, Mox reverses and gets a SCRAPBUSTER! Omega bails out, Nakazawa hurries over, Moxley DIVES to take them both down! Fans fire up with Mox as he and Kingston high-five. They get Omega up and whip him into railing, then Kingston fires off headbutts on Nakazawa. Moxley keeps on Omega with haymakers, bumps him off railing, and Kingston brings Nakazawa over for fists. They bump Nakazawa off the apron, put him back in the ring, and drags Nakazawa up to put in a corner. Kingston whips Moxley for Moxley to whip Kingston in to splash! Moxley KNEES Nakazawa, feeds Nakazawa to a knee, then Kingston covers. Omega breaks it!

Moxley fires off on Omega, but Nakazawa LOW BLOWS Kingston! The ref misses that, and Nakazawa CHOKES Kingston, with the lanyard! Kingston flounders away, Omega tags back in and he chokes Kingston on the ropes. Fans rally for Kingston but Omega lets off at 4. Omega drags Kingston up to scrape his face on the ropes! The ref reprimands but Nakazawa holds Kingston down for Omega to dig his boots in! Moxley gets mad but the ref keeps him back. Omega brings Kingston out but Kingston throws hands and whips. Omega reverses, Nakazawa gets a cheap shot in! Omega runs to KOTARO KRUSHER! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up, Omega drags Kingston up and brings him around with a facelock. Kingston blocks the suplex, Omega throws forearms! Kingston ends up in a corner, Omega CHOPS! Kingston doesn’t even flinch! Omega CHOPS again, Kingston dares him to actually try! Omega CHOPS, Kingston CHOPS! And CHOPS! The CHOPS keep flying back and forth, faster and faster! Omega ENZIGURIS, and Kingston falls over! Moxley coaches Kingston but Omega gets him up with a fireman’s carry. “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” Rolling senton and MOONSAULT but he flops as Kingston moves! Kingston runs and CLOTHESLINES Omega down!

Fans fire up, hot tags to Nakazawa and Moxley! Mox rallies, puts Nakazawa in a corner and runs to clothesline! Mox fires off stomps, the ref counts, Moxley lets off to drag Nakazawa up. Omega runs in, Moxley goes after him! Moxley throws Omega down by his hair! Nakazawa lariats but Moxley shrugs it off! Nakazawa throws his polo shirt off, runs but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Moxley drags Nakazawa up, PILDRIVER! Cover, Omega breaks it! Kingston throws Omega out, and shouts to Moxley to get Nakazawa up. Kingston keeps Omega out as Moxley wraps on the SLEEPER! Nakazawa fades, and now Kingston dares Omega to get in to save Nakazawa! Omega leaves?!

Fans boo Omega as he leaves, Mox and Kingston combine for a LARIAT HALF ‘N’ HALF! Cover, Mox and Kingston win!

Winners: Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston, by pinfall

The Cleaner refused to see this through, and that’s why he lost! But wait! Here come the Young Bucks! Matt & Nick Jackson, wearing romp-hims for some reason, are telling Mox and Kingston what’s in store for them! But not from the Bucks, but from the GOOD BROTHERS! Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson attack Mox and Kingston from behind! They’re not dressed much better but The Elite has the number advantage here as they mug Moxley and Kingston! Gallows and Anderson get Mox up for the MAGIC KILLER! They stomp Kingston down then set Moxley up for the Bucks. Matt slaps Moxley around with a loafer, then BARE FOOT SUPERKICKS him!

Kingston rushes Matt but gets mugged 4v1! They set him up for Nick and Omega returns to watch the SUPERKICK! Brandon Cutler even video tapes this for BTE! Omega arrogantly returns as they get Kingston back up. Omega wants us to see this one! Electric Chair lift, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! They mockingly count the pin, and Omega “wins!” The Elite are standing tall, but will this only anger Moxley more?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Double or Nothing!

With Britt Baker being the #1 contender and therefore owed a title match, she will get her shot at the PPV! Will Hikaru Shida be golden or broken on the one year anniversary of her title reign?

 

Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS QT Marshall w/ The Factory!

The American Nightmare made a shocking return and took the fight to The Gifted! Will Cody get revenge for the betrayal of his friendship? Or will QT cut him down and remove him from AEW for good?

The bell rings and Cody fires off on QT! QT hits back but Cody drops to hit the Rhodes Uppercut! Cody brings QT around to suplex, and hold QT up for a count of 10 before the Gourd Buster! Cody takes off the weight belt but the ref won’t let him use it! This isn’t that kind of grudge match! But QT has HIS weight belt and LASHES Cody on the back! The ref snatches that belt away but too little too late! QT drags Cody up, throws haymakers and stomps, then more haymakers! QT digs his knee into Cody’s head, lets off, and glares at Arn. QT whips Cody corner to corner, Cody goes up and around to sunset flip! TWO, and Cody goes up and over again, but QT fakes him out!

QT throws CHOPS, Cody CHOPS back! QT bumps Cody off buckles, CHOPS again, but Cody returns the favor! Cody brings QT around but QT CHOPS! Cody rakes QT’s eyes! No civility here! Cody CLAWS QT’s back, then runs to DECK him with a forearm! Fans fire up as Cody goes up top. QT stands up, climbs up fast, and SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES! QT waistlocks for a dead lift GERMAN! Cody rolls to the apron, Arn is there but QT storms over. QT drags Cody up, throws more hands, then brings Cody around to CHOP him against the railing! QT puts Cody in the ring then he glares at Arn. Arn can’t believe QT is doing this to an old friend, but QT SLAPS Arn! Arn CHOPS QT!

The ref asks for back-up, but Arn is digging QT’s head into post! The refs back Arn off and have him leave ringside as AEW goes to picture in picture.

QT gest in the ring but Cody throws JAB after JAB after JAB! Cody fires up but QT dropkicks him down! Cover, TWO! QT throws hands now, brings Cody around and snap suplexes! QT runs to drop a knee! Cover, TWO! QT grows frustrated but he stalks Cody to a corner. QT throws Cody out and follows him to railing. Cody goes around the way, kicks back and puts QT against railing to CHOP him! Red Velvet is there to help hold QT down! The ref reprimands, Cody puts QT in the ring, and Cody stalks QT. QT begs for mercy now, but he yanks Cody into buckles! QT paces around with a smug look on his face as he soaks up the heat from fans.

QT drags Cody up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Cody bounces off buckles! QT has Cody on the ropes, throws clubbing forearms, then has Cody’s legs for a ROPE GUILLOTINE! QT is ice cold as he looms over Cody. QT clamps on with a neck wrench and leans on Cody’s head. Cody endures, fights up, and AEW returns to single picture as fans rally up. Cody throws body shots, but QT clinches. Cody headbutts free, CHOPS again, then runs. Cody ducks, QT runs, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES cancel out! Both men are down and clutching ribs as fans fire up. Fans rally up as Cody and QT rise, and QT throws hands first. Cody throws hands back, and we’ve got a brawl going!

QT ROCKS Cody but Cody ROCKS him back! QT BOOTS and Cody falls back to the apron. Fans boo as QT winds up. QT runs but Cody shoulders into him! Cody slingshots for the sunset flip, but QT stays up! QT takes his tights down just to get free, but he runs into a DDT! Fans fire up again as both men are down! Cody gets up, kisses the mat because he loves being back, and Cody fires himself up! Cody gets QT up, bumps him off buckles, then goes up top! MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! QT survives but Cody is not deterred! Cody runs, springboards, but QT ducks the Disaster Kick! QT waistlocks, Cody elbows free and tries again, but no cutter! STOLEN CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO!?!

QT is furious that he couldn’t finish Cody with his own finisher! QT paces around as fans boo. QT throws off the elbow pads, shouts out DDP, but swings into a backslide! QT slips out, gets Cody up, has to double clutch, and BUCKLE BOMBS! Cody staggers into a scoop, for a- NO! Cody turns things around! But QT turns it back around! Cody turns it back again! TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO?!?! QT survives because Cody is no Phenom, but Cody still has something more to try! Fans are thunderous as Cody spins QT around, for a TRUE CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO!?!?? No one, least of all Cody, can believe QT survives!!

QT sits up, Cody gets him to his feet, and QT flips him off! Cody trips QT to the FIGURE FOUR!! QT endures, reaches, but he TAPS! Cody wins!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by submission

Cody, blood coming from his eyebrow, is the one standing tall as a winner! But here comes Anthony Ogogo on behalf of The Factory! He SUCKER PUNCHES Cody in the stomach!! The British boxing medalist drapes his country’s flag over the American Nightmare. Will Ogogo be in store for a fight of his own?

 

“Backstage” interview with Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page.

Alex Marvez is interrupted as Scorpio asks, “Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is afraid of the big black bat?” Sting is a mosquito that sucks the blood of this company! And you know what happens to mosquitos: you kill them! So listen up, “Steve.” You’ve overstayed your welcome! Showtime’s over! Scorpio’s the franchise now, BITCH! And Ethan Page says he and Darby Allin have a very storied past, but no one wants to talk about matches no one’s seen. So let’s skip the in-ring history and go right to Darby’s medical history! That face paint isn’t war paint, no. That’s covering up a dent Ethan put in Darby’s forehead! And the metal in Darby’s arm is also because of All Ego!

Why does everyone look at Darby like he’s an unsolvable riddle? Ethan has the answers- WHOA! Darby blindsides Ethan and brawls with Scorpio! There’s a brawl in the top level of the bleachers! Scorpio whips but Darby reverse to send him into railing! Darby dodges Ethan’s shoulder tackle to send him into floor signs! Darby goes up a ladder, just to LEAP off with a COFFIN DROP!! But Scorpio SMACKS Darby with a trash can! Scorpio kicks Darby and clubs him, then Ethan adds on! They mug Darby by the stairs, and grind his face into the spikes on Ethan’s Louis Vattons! Ethan says he is the final nail in Darby’s coffin! Ethan THROWS Darby down the stairs!!!

Fans boo as Ethan and Scorpio watch Darby writhe and clutch an arm! Medics hurry up there and check on him, but is this the end of the Relentless TNT Champion?

AEW is picture in picture as Darby tries to get up but just can’t. The medic checks him for concussion and broken bones. It’s hard to say without audio how Darby is doing but he’s fortunate to still be conscious. Perhaps there will be a diagnosis, after the break.

 

Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Julia Hart!

The Doctor is ready for Double or Nothing, but isn’t going to pass up competing on a night as big as this one. After all, she’s the Role Model of the AEW Women’s Division. Will young Julia Hart learn a thing or two from the #1 contender?

The bell rings, Britt circles with Julia, not even taking Julia seriously. They tie up, Britt kicks low, and then she pie faces Julia around. Julia pie faces back! Britt ROCKS Julia, whips her to ropes, but Julia reverses and dodges, but runs into a SLINGBLADE! Britt smiles as she gest the glove already! Britt drags Julia around by her hair but Julia pushes her away! Britt ROCKS Julia, Alabama lifts and tucks Julia in for an AIR RAID CRASH! Britt covers, but lets off at ONE! Britt drags Julia around into the Rings of Saturn, and the LOCKJAW! Julia taps, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Britt takes a bow because she’s still at the top of the charts! Will she have to put in a bit more effort if she’s to become champion?

 

AEW presents the return of Technique By Taz!

Taz talks about Christian Cage’s frog splash and Killswitch. Christian gets good air, but looking at his legs, there is a lack of explosion in the quads, reducing the amount of impact. And in the Killswitch, he failed several times because as he was turning, he had inconsistent footwork. Christian did manage to hit it on Frankie Kazarian eventually, but Will Hobbs throws Christian off easily time and again in their match. That means he has a long way to go if he faces someone like Brian Cage. Taz clearly has some bias here, but does he have a point?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships #1 Contender Fatal 4 Way: SoCal Uncensored VS Jurassic Express VS The Acclaimed VS The Varsity Blondes!

Next week, the Young Bucks are facing someone, with the titles on the line! And while Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian are #1 in the rankings, they still have to earn their shot! Can SCU get through the other three top teams in AEW? Or will someone else leap frog over them to get at Matt & Nick Jackson?

The Acclaimed make their entrance last so that Max Caster can riff on all his opponents! “It’s the Acclaimed, two sexy kids, about to make Daniels quit the wrestling biz! Varsity Blonds, you’re a temporary thing. In 10 years, you’ll be on Dark Side of the Ring. Jungle, I slap you, like you John Stossel. Luchasaurus, I’m a turn you to a fossil! Acclaimed is up, we gonna take the tag belts off those two young cucks! I said it.” AEW, the Acclaimed have arrived, but will they be leaving with golden tickets to next week?

In this kind of Fatal 4, only two teams are legal so JB and Kaz start. They tie up, JB waistlocks, Kaz drops to get a trip, and he rolls JB back to clamp on a facelock. JB slips out, headlocks, Kaz powers out but headlocks back. JB powers out but Kaz runs him over. Things sped up, Kaz blocks a hip toss but so does JB. Kaz waistlocks and O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Kaz comes back to jackknife but JB bridges up to spin and backslide! TWO, Kaz hammerlocks for La Magistrol, TWO! JB has the ghost pin, TWO! Fans cheer this opening exchange as the two reset, but Caster tags off of JB!

Fans boo but now Brian Pillman Jr. tags in off Kaz! BPJ wants after Platinum for that Dark Side crack! Kaz ROCKS BPJ for it! Griff Garrison goes after Kaz, JB and Caster throw hands, everyone else gets in to brawl with each other! Daniels and Kaz brawl with the Blonds outside, JB clotheslines Bowens and Luchasaurus whips Caster to BOOT him down! AEW goes picture in picture as the chaos continue!

Griff ROCKS Daniels, BPJ SUPERKICKS Luchasaurus! Griff gets in to BOOT JB, and now the Blonds have control! BPJ CHOPS Caster, whips him to the corner and run sin to clothesline then CHOP! Tag to Griff, they CLUB Caster’s arm, and Griff wrenches to then tag BPJ in. BPJ CLUBS the arm, tags Griff, and they whip Caster for a DROPKICK SPINEBUSTER COMBO! Cover but Kaz breaks it! Kaz shoves Caster to the corner, Daniels tags in and Daniels BLASTS BPJ as AEW goes to break!

AEW returns and Bowens is legal, but he tags to Caster. Bowens shoves Daniels to mule kick him, Caster front kicks, then Bowens BULLDOGS and Caster BASEMENT DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Caster clamps onto Daniels with a chinlock and grinds him down. Fans boo Caster and rally for “S C U! S C U!” Daniels gets up, Caster CLUBS him on the back, and tags Bowens to feed Daniels to a GAMANGIRI! Caster hits a BIG back suplex and Bowens covers, TWO! Bowens is annoyed, he drags Daniels up to CHOP him down. Bowens whips Daniels back into the corner, and Caster gets a cheap shot in!

Bowens whips Daniels out then in again, Daniels dodges Caster’s cheap shot to elbow him off the apron! Daniels BOOTS Bowens, then hits an STO! Both men are down, fans fire up, and Luchasaurus tags in off the Fallen Angel! Luchasaurus DECKS Daniels then CLOBBERS The Acclaimed! Luchasaurus fires off, CHOPS and kicks, AX KICK for Bowens! Luchasaurus fires off hands then hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! BPJ tags in but the Blonds both run into choke grips! CHOKE SLAM for BPJ, CHOKE SLAM puts Griff on BPJ! Luchasaurus gets Kaz but Kaz throws hands! Kaz fires off haymakers and CHOPS, but runs into a pop-up toss!

Luchasaurus choke grips Kaz, brings him to the ropes, and CHOKE SLAMS him on the Blonds on the outside! The Acclaimed regroup, Luchasaurus TAIL WHIPS Caster, ROUNDHOUSES Bowens, and calls to JB! Tag to Jungle Boy, they each fireman’s carry a member of The Acclaimed! DEATH VALLEY for Bowens, BURNING HAMMER puts Caster on Bowens! JB covers, Daniels breaks it in time! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Daniels, BOOTS Kaz, but Kaz dumps Luchasaurus out! Daniels CLUBS Luchasaurus, BPJ tags in to FLYING CLOHTESLINE JB! Cover, TWO!!! JB survives and BPJ is furious! BPJ gets JB up, suplexes, but JB slips out to waistlock. BPJ switches and shoves, JB LARIATS!

JB hurries up top, but Daniels trips him up! Daniels kicks Luchasaurus and leaps for a TORNADO COMPLETE SHOT! JB resets but Kaz CLUBS him down! Kaz tags in, Oklahoma Rolls BPJ, TWO! Kaz fires off kicks and a LARIAT on BPJ, but JB springboards! Kaz dodges, JB DECKS Bowens but Kaz CLOBBERS JB! BPJ rolls Kaz up, TWO!! BPJ wants Kaz to stand, and he SUPERKICKS him to a corner! BPJ CHOPS and wrenches, whips but Kaz reverses! BPJ goes up, gets caught, BEST MELTZER EVER!!! Cover, SCU WINS!!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the AEW Tag Team Championships)

Undefeated since December, and this could be a run to remember! Will Daniels & Kaz take those titles from their former friends? Or will the Bucks be the reason The Addiction calls it quits?

 

Next week, the IWGP United States Championship is defended on Dynamite!

Jon Moxley has had this belt since January of 2020, defeating Lance Archer, Minoru Suzuki and Kenta. But now, Moxley wants Yuji Nagata! Blue Justice accepted his challenge, and is coming back to the US to take this title back to NJPW! Moxley has been hearing the messages, how Nagata has called him a “little punk.” Moxley came to Nagata with respect, invited him to Dynamite with respect, and wanted to share the ring with a legend! But no matter how long you’ve been in this business, even a legend can learn something. And Nagata will learn that his mouth can get him in trouble against the baddest sumbitch in the game!

Moxley vows to squeeze the air out of Nagata and dump him on his head! “When is Yuji Nagata finally just not gonna get back up again?” Moxley says that moment is drawing closer. Once the bell rings, Moxley has no respect for anyone. What happens when we witness pro-wrestling history?!

 

Tony Schiavone interviews Kenny Omega.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to announce a big match coming up for our next Pay-Per-View, Double or Nothing, on May 30th.” So please welcome back the AEW World Champion, “the man who has all the gold right now,” Kenny Omega! The AAA Mega Champion, TNA Champion, Impact World Champion and of course AEW World Champion has his pack mule- er, friend, Nakazawa, carry the golden luggage for him as he walks out on stage. In all the years Schiavone has covered wrestling, he hasn’t seen a man with four world titles. Omega appreciates being talked up, but how many people here are ready for Blood & Guts?! Pretty much everyone!

How many people are here for an exciting match known as Blood & Guts?! Everyone! Well, that makes one of us. As we can see, Omega is very busy. He has the gold around his waist, he has gold around Nakazawa’s waist and arms, because Omega has been collecting gold all over the world! And now it has come to pass: the match to decide who will have “the most coveted prize in all of professional wrestling.” Omega is not here for fun and games, and barely wants to be here any longer than he has to, so Schiavone, please give us the announcement.

The announcement is that next week, the top two contenders to the AEW World Championship will go 1v1! PAC VS Orange Cassidy, with the winner moving on to Double or Nothing! Now see, this is what makes AEW so exciting! Wins and losses matter, which is why the #1 wrestler, PAC, a man that’s beaten Omega in the past and made him tap out and even pinned him in tag matches, Omega understands we want to see Pac VS Omega, two of the greatest wrestlers ever! So jeez, get to the point, make it Omega VS Pac for Double or Nothing! Say it, Schiavone! No, it’s Pac or Orange Cassidy. And speaking of, here IS Orange Cassidy!

Fans go nuts for Freshly Squeezed as Cassidy shoulder leans Schiavone. Wait, wait, wait. Omega is laughing. “Pac or who?” Orange Cassidy! Omega laughs even harder. Pac or this guy? No. Omega tells Schiavone he’ll handle this. “I understand what you mean for this company. I see people with hands in their pockets everywhere I go. I see little children dressing like Orange Cassidy for Halloween parties. I see junior high school students, high school students, dressed up like Orange Cassidy for their sock hops because they think it’s cool.

“I understand what you are: a feel-good wrestler. You’re popular. People love to want to be like you because they CAN! But they can never be like someone like me. And someone like you will never be championship material.” Fans boo that idea. Omega continues by saying, “In fact, the only thing championship material about you is something that you’ve clearly ripped off from me.” The sunglasses! Omega takes those from Cassidy, and says he fancies himself a “shades guy,” too. He made it popular, after all. What are these, anyway? Ray Bans? That’s legit. Limited edition, Freshly Squeezed, huh? What are these? $800? $1000?

Omega will say one thing: Cassidy will never take the title. But he will take up Omega’s valuable time. And thus, he’s taking these glasses from Cassidy. And he puts them on Nakazawa! They don’t really fit Nakazawa’s head but Omega likes how it looks. Omega gets in Cassidy’s face again and says he might be crazy, but those glasses look way better on Nakazawa. Oh, and compared to Cassidy, Nakazawa is more of a champion than him! So Omega VS Cassidy? Don’t count on it! See Cassidy in 10 years when he’s a fully grown adult! Until then, see him whenever, and they can talk about whatever. Later, dork! Omega mocks Cassidy, but will Cassidy make Omega the butt of the joke?

 

AEW returns and Miro speaks!

“I told the world that nobody’s gonna detract my destiny. I warned the locker room, you got a title, you got a problem!” Miro says the problem is here to collect. He has a contract, signed and states that in seven days, he has a date with destiny! Next week live, AEW Dynamite, Darby Allin and the TNT Championship are Miro’s! You can throw yourself off whatever you want, but there’s no avoiding this! Miro makes Schiavone read the contract, and it says that if Darby can’t participate, he’ll forfeit the title! Miro says he doesn’t want a forfeit, he doesn’t want a hand-out. Miro wants Darby to show up. healthy or not, it doesn’t matter because it won’t matter to Darby either.

In seven days, the world finds out when “the man who doesn’t mind dying meets the man who doesn’t mind killing him!” Strong words from the Best Man, but will he get to break through in AEW by taking the TNT Championship?

 

Blood & Guts: The Inner Circle VS The Pinnacle!

FINALLY, this match makes its debut in AEW! The parley between these factions decided that MJF’s team will have advantage, but Sammy Guevara dares them all to bring it on! Only once all 10 men are in the double cage will this match truly begin, and the only way to win is to make someone tap out or completely give up! There will be violence and pain, there will be suffering and sadism, but who will survive to say they are on the top of AEW’s mountain?

AEW returns as The Inner Circle make their entrance, ready to be the inmates of this asylum! The fans are singing Judas for Jericho as he and his team are about to do something truly brutal. Sammy steps up as promised, and he starts against Dax Harwood. The doors are closed behind them, and Sammy LEAPS from ring to ring to take Dax down! Sammy fires off hands, Dax shoves him away but Sammy rallies with big clotheslines! Sammy whips to back drop Dax! Dax kicks back, headlocks, but Sammy powers out. Dax runs Sammy over, things speed up, Sammy hurdles and back flips to dropkick Dax down!

Sammy fires off on Dax, whips again but Dax reverses to SPINEBUSTER! Cover but it doesn’t matter this early anyway! Dax cools off, instinct taking over and all, but Dax gets Sammy up to bump him off buckles. Dax CHOPS Sammy, throws JABS, then CHOPS again! Sammy CHOPS back, and again, and again! Sammy CHOPS Dax but Dax kicks low! Dax goes to bump but Sammy gives Dax buckle bumps over and over! Sammy winds up to give Dax a HUGE bump to the steel girder! Then a springboard sobat! Dax flounders about, tries to climb, but there’s a lid on the cage anyway! Dax can’t get out, Sammy goes after him, and the two fight on the top rope!

Sammy tries to smash Dax off steel but Dax fights it off! They go back and forth trying to bump each other off steel, but then throw more hands! They CHOP and forearm up there, and Sammy ROCKS Dax! Dax drops to crotch himself on ropes, and then slam against steel! Dax checks his one good leg but Sammy is after him. Dax goes to a corner of the cage but Sammy claws at him! Dax fires off hands, hitting a little low but there aren’t disqualifications anyway. Dax whips but Sammy reverses to send Dax into steel! And then back the other way! And the other way! Dax is bleeding from the forehead, Sammy CLOBBERS him into the ring!

The five minutes is now 30 seconds as Sammy almost drags Dax’s tights off. Dax elbows him away but Sammy ENZIGURIS back! Dax staggers up into Sammy’s springboard CUTTER! Time’s up, here comes Shawn Spears with a CHAIR! Sammy intercepts the Chair Man and they brawl! Sammy shoves, runs but into a POP-UP SPINEBUSTER! Spears puts the chair in a corner, gets Sammy up and brings him over. Sammy fires hands first! Dax gets Sammy and Sammy fights 2v1! CHAIRSHOT to the head!! Spears stands over Sammy with an almost euphoric look as fans boo. Spears drags Sammy over to stomp him down.

Spears check son Dax, who has a crimson mask right now. Spears rains down rights but the two minutes are up already! Spears prepares with his chair, but Ortiz has one, too! Ortiz throws the chair into Spears and dropkicks him down! Ortiz and Dax fire off, Dax whips but Ortiz rolls to come back and CLOBBER Dax! Ortiz stomps Spears, has the chair to SMACK Dax, then gets the other chair to JAM it into Spears’ chin and throat! Ortiz aims at Dax again for a CHAIR TOSS! Ortiz chokes Dax, does Dax regret daring The Inner Circle to bring this Ortiz back?! Spears and Sammy glare at each other, springboard up, and they teeter up top!

Sammy and Spears brawl for control, Ortiz CHAIRSHOTS Spears! Sammy hits a SPRINGBOARD SPANISH FLY!! Ortiz and Dax fire off on each other, fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Dax whips, Ortiz reverses, Sammy springboards but stumbles, still falling into Dax! Sammy is bleeding, Ortiz CLUBS Spears! Ortiz JAMS Spears with the chair, Sammy gets back up, but the two minutes are running out already! Cash Wheeler gets in as Sammy and Ortiz rain down fists on Spears and Dax. Cash springboards to CLOBBER Ortiz off spears! Then Cash drags Sammy from Dax and hammers away! Spears and FTR turn the tables with Danielson Stomps!

Ortiz is FTR’s victim for the MIND BREAKER!! Spears gets Sammy up to RAM him into steel! Santana shakes the cage to coach Ortiz but Cash digs Ortiz into the steel, right where Santana is! Sammy is TOSSED to that side now, and then Spears drags Sammy over. FTR keeps Ortiz down as Spears puts Sammy in a SHARPSHOOTER! Ortiz gets a Gory Especial, and GORY BOMB into the steel! Sammy can only suffer, but now the time is up! Inner Circle sends in Santana! Santana BOOTS Spears down, fires hands off on FTR back and forth, and fans are thunderous! Santana hammers away on Cash, DECKS Spears, but Cash kicks low!

Cash whips, Santana reverses for an URENAGE! Dax runs in, but into a BIG back suplex! Santana paces around as AEW goes picture in picture!

FTR whip Santana to DOUBLE FLAPJACK him into the steel! Santana’s rally is over and he’s almost falling out of the ring! Santana drags himself from the gap, Spears CHOPS Sammy in a corner, but Sammy turns it around to CHOP Spears! Ortiz has a strand of barbed wire?! Ortiz digs it into Dax’s forehead, then DECKS Cash! Dax stomps Santana while Spears stands on Sammy’s head. The countdown is done, and here comes WARDLOW! First off, of course MJF is going to wait for last. Second, the big behemoth of The Pinnacle is staring at Ortiz. Ortiz stares back, and Sammy and Santana join in. All three go after Wardlow! Wardlow fights them all off and even TOSSES Sammy!

Wardlow clobbers Santana, clobbers Ortiz, then clobbers Santana again! Wardlow gets Sammy up, but Sammy jumps on for a sleeper! AEW returns to single picture as Santana runs in, only for Wardlow to TOSS him at the steel! Wardlow BOOTS Ortiz, TOSSES Sammy, but the two minutes are up again! Wardlow BOMBS Ortiz, but here comes JAKE HAGER! Hager puts the hurt on FTR and Spears, TOSSES Dax and then CLOBBERS Spears! Corner clothesline for Cash, then for Dax! BOOT for Cash, LARIAT for Dax! HAGER BOMB on Cash! Spears is back up, but his kick is turned into an ANKLE LOCK!! Spears taps but it doesn’t count yet!

Hager and Wardlow finally look at each other, and fans are thunderous for these two meeting in the ring! The hands fly and both men ROCK each other! Hager fires more, Wardlow comes back, but Hager dodges to run, but Wardlow dumps him over the ropes! Hager grabs Wardlow’s hair, but Wardlow elbows him away. Wardlow shoves Hager into the steel but Hager turns it around for knees! Wardlow turns it back around but not for long! Hager has a sleeper, Wardlow claws Hager’s eyes! Wardlow CLOBBERS Hager again and again, and now MJF is in! Spears hits a C4 on Sammy! MJF fires off hands on Santana, stomps Sammy, and mugs Ortiz with FTR’s help!

Fans taunt MJF as the “asshole!” but MJF glares at Hager. Wardlow CHOP BLOCKS Hager and MJF DECKS him! MJF gloats on a corner like his team’s already won. MJF tells Jericho that if he comes in here, he’s dead! Jericho lets MJF bark, but Wardlow stomps Hager’s legs. Spears has Sammy in the ropes, Cash has a crimson mask now, and MJF knees Santana down. Dax and Cash do their best to regroup, MJF has the Pinnacle join together in one ring. They have Santana isolated, but the final countdown finishes! HERE COMES JERICHO!! Jericho gets the rest of the Inner Circle gathered and the bell rings! It finally begins as the 10 men stare down!

“This is Awesome!” as the ten men rush the ropes! They brawl and Santana and Ortiz go after FTR! Sammy and Spears are in one corner. Wardlow and Hager in another, and Jericho has FLOYD THE BASEBALL BAT! Jericho CRACKS whoever comes close, then gives extra to Spears! Spears climbs up the steel but he can’t get out! Jericho CLUBS Spears, then puts his head in a gap of the truss! Jericho hammers away, lets Spears free, but Spears kicks Jericho away! Spears holds on just so he won’t fall, and we go back to picture in picture.

Jericho whips and CLOBBERS Wardlow! Cash is down in the gap but Santana drags him back out. Jericho uses the chair to SMACK Wardlow, JAM Dax, and SMACK him on the back! Jericho holds the chair up high and surely the fans are fired up! Santana snap suplexes Cash to the bit of apron there is in the second ring! Jericho finds MJF and digs his fingers into MJF’s face! Ortiz and Dax brawl, Dax CHOPS Ortiz off his feet! Jericho gets MJF up, suplexes to hang him out to dry, and lets him flop to the mat. Dax starts tearing up ring mat and Spears starts undoing buckle bars? FTR whips Jericho hard into buckles! The Pinnacle is deconstructing the second ring as AEW goes to break!

AEW returns as The Pinnacle continues to pull the ring apart. FTR gets Proud ‘n’ Powerful but Santana & Ortiz fight free! Sammy joins in, they DOUBLE MINDBREAKER on exposed wood!! MJF has Jericho and Spears has the cross bar! Jericho gets free to give MJF a CODE BREAKER! Sammy SUPERKICKS Spears down! Hager whips Wardlow to a corner and SPLASHES him! Ortiz finds Spears, puts him in a Tree of Woe, and then uses Spears’ own chair to wedge him in! Sammy is adjacent, COAST2COAST with a VAN TERMINATOR!! The Spanish God may have just broken the Chair Man! Hager borrows Spears’ chair, and Jericho has the crossbar! Jericho CLOBBERS MJF with it!!

Fans are still fired up as the Inner Circle takes a breather. Santana has… a FORK!? Abdulla the Butcher would be proud as Ortiz holds MJF for Santana to JAB him!! MJF has a crimson mask now as Hager sits MJF up and talks trash. Jericho uses Floyd to CHOKE Wardlow! Wardlow refuses to give up so Jericho SLAMS him down! The Inner Circle fire off hands on MJF, then dig Cash’s face into steel! No one has given up yet, and the fans continue to cheer! Santana CLUBS Dax with a baton, Jericho DECKS MJF with a haymaker! Santana paints MJF with his own blood! Wardlow returns to fire off big hands on everyone, then FLAPJACKS Sammy! Hager staggers into a SPINEBUSTER!

Wardlow fires up, the only man not bleeding! But Santana uses the baton on a leg! Ortiz SMACKS Wardlow with a chair! And SMACKS him again! And again! Hager runs in but Wardlow tries to fireman’s carry! Ortiz and Santana both JAM Wardlow! Sammy CHAIRSHOTS, and Hager LARIATS Wardlow down!! The biggest and baddest cannot stand against the Inner Circle, and AEW goes picture in picture one last time!

The Inner Circle picks the bones of the Pinnacle as Jericho gives MJF a ROPE GUILLOTINE! MJF sputters and gasps but that’s not surrendering. Sammy grinds Spears down, PNP give FTR DDT’s to the bare wood, but still the Pinnacle is resolute. Hager digs his knees into Wardlow, Jericho slaps MJF around, Ortiz gives Cash ground ‘n’ pound, and Sammy chokes Spears with Floyd. MJF has a crimson mask, Dax fights back! Tully whips the ref into the railing?! Tully steals the keys!! He’s breaking into the cage! MJF gets out and starts climbing! But there’s no rule about escape, this ends nothing! Jericho SLAMS Tully with the door, and gives chase!

MJF makes it up top, but the fans fire up as Jericho heads up! The brawling continues inside the ring, senton for Dax and SPEAER for Spears! Jericho takes a moment to enjoy being so high up, and AEW returns to single picture as MJF realizes what’s happening! MJF sees Jericho joining him and he starts to panic! MJF begs Jericho for mercy, but we’re far beyond that! Jericho KICKS MJF then turns him for the WALLS OF JERICHO!! MJF endures, all eyes are on the roof, but MJF LOW BLOWS!! No disqualifications, but that wasn’t very honorable, either. MJF gets Jericho’s arm for the SALT OF THE EARTH FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Is Jericho going to give up!? Jericho shouts NO!!

MJF pulls as far back as he can, but Jericho still refuses! MJF lets go to STOMP the hand, SLAM it on the steel, and SLAM it again! MJF gets Jericho’s arm and BITES it!! Then, SALT OF THE EARTH! Jericho continues to endure, their teams still brawl inside the ring, but MJF lets go to STOMP Jericho’s arm again! MJF brings out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! DYNAMITE DIAMOND PUNCH!! Fans boo but Jericho being knocked out won’t win this! Hager makes Wardlow endure an Ankle Lock, but MJF gets an idea. MJF sees there’s no guard rails up there, and he grins. MJF stalks Jericho, fans freak out as he drags Jericho over and aims for the edge!

MJF tells Inner Circle to give up or he’s throwing Jericho off!! Hager tries to get at them from below, PNP go from the outside, Sammy says MJF has to stop! Sammy is saying they give up!?!? The Pinnacle wins?!?

Winner: The Pinnacle, by surrender

MJF grins as he wins the war, but at what cost? MJF sold out his humanity just to settle things with Jericho, and he looks like he still might do it! MJF stands Jericho up, assures us he won’t, and then he shoves Jericho down!! Jericho crashes down through the stage!! The Inner Circle shouts for medics, somehow Jericho is conscious, and MJF says, “THANK YOU.” MJF did as he promised in shoving Jericho off the top of the wrestling world and taking that spot for his own. But to think he’d shove Jericho off this steel mountain and down to the valley below. Is MJF unstoppable now that he’s won the most violent match in the most heinous way?


My Thoughts:

An awesome night for AEW, even without Blood & Guts. Now, if you’re not much for hardcore type matches like that, that’s totally understandable. And especially tonight, they did a ton of blood for this, and almost a little too much, but it was all still a very good adaptation of the WarGames formula. Having a lid on the cage was a good alteration, it made it more like a Hell in a Cell and of course made that finish possible. I knew from the beginning of the night that the stage was given a huge crash pad, but I didn’t expect it to be Jericho falling onto it. There were some sloppier, scarier parts in that match, but I’d chalk that to Wardlow, Sammy and Hager being rusty from not even having Dark matches.

The Inner Circle dominated the later half of the match so much, I should’ve figured they were losing, though. Jericho again puts over the younger guy he knows is money, and MJF looks like a real monster doing that even after he won. And while the singles titles are called for, MJF is definitely in line for whichever one he wants after this. We got great promos to set up things for the next few weeks and Double or Nothing just before Blood & Guts, too. Miro puts Darby Allin on notice, after Darby has that great brawl with Scorpio & Ethan, and surely Darby will be competing next week. Next week may be the night Darby’s last night as TNT Champion so that he can have a tag match with Scorpio & Ethan.

Cody VS QT was very good, even if it feels too soon to me. But as such, I should’ve figured Cody would win. Why? Because he’s Cody. QT should’ve faced Dustin tonight in just as good of a singles match, Cody returns, we get what we got last week here tonight with the brawl by the bus, and then we set up Cody VS QT for Double or Nothing in something huge. But Cody VS Ogogo isn’t a bad move, either, though there’s a hint of USA VS Not USA, a cliché I thought AEW was going to avoid so as not to be like WWE. I feel like Cody might actually put Ogogo over to build Ogogo up, but that’s a 50-50 shot to me.

Omega laughing at the idea that Orange Cassidy could be his challenger actually makes me think Cassidy is exactly doing that for Double or Nothing. PAC VS Cassidy is a great rematch in its own right, and Cassidy is definitely a fan favorite, as Omega brings up. Omega VS Cassidy will definitely be Cassidy’s best match in AEW, perhaps his entire career, and fans are going to hate Omega for perhaps screwing Cassidy during the match. There was a lot with the tag grudge match that makes me think Moxley and Kingston are moving into the tag division to take on the Good Brothers and the Bucks, titles optional, but that’d be pretty great for Moxley to become the first to have held AEW World and AEW Tag Team gold.

Speaking of, the Fatal 4 Tag to pick challengers was a really great match, especially for a Fatal 4 Tag. I criticized SCU for not getting as much drama out of their “titles or bust” story from December to now, but it has reached the result I knew it would have and should have. Bucks VS SCU is going to be instant classic material, provided they don’t have the Elite interfere. Either result is big and comes with big possibilities for after, but The Elite has story even without titles, and SCU carrying the belts for a bit (Kaz becoming the only two-time AEW tag champ) would really help the division. Double or Nothing could have a Bucks VS Mox & Kingston match and a tag title match separately to really beef up an already big card.

My Score: 9.3/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/3/24)

Revolution is a mystery!

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This is the biggest Revolution yet!

While the AEW World Championship is defended in a Triple Threat, Revolution is also Sting’s last match ever! Will The Icon retire undefeated? Or will the EVPs serve him a bitter “severance package?”

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett; BBSG wins.
  • Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue; win.
  • All-Star Scramble: Chris Jericho VS Lance Archer VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Wardlow VS Hook VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Dante Martin; wins and earns a future AEW World Championship opportunity.
  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Championship: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Danielson; wins and
  • FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli; win(s).
  • Don Callis Family Feud: Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita; wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; wins and
  • AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Daniel Garcia; wins and
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Deonna Purrazzo; wins and
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Match: Sting & Darby Allin VS The Young Bucks; win and
  • AEW World Championship Triple Threat: Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Hangman Page; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Revolution Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette and RJ City in discussing, analyzing and predicting the night that features Sting’s last match ever!

 

Tony Schiavone and David Crockett are here!

These two reunite in the Greensboro Arena, where so much of Sting’s iconic career took place. David says as we know, tonight is about family. The Young Bucks made this extremely personal when they attacked Sting’s sons, so what was to be a celebration of a great career has become a grudge match. There is purpose and revenge, Sting isn’t leaving until he finishes the job. Great years were spent here, the centerpiece of Jim Crockett Promotions and the NWA. Here on hallowed ground, from 1988 to 2024, Sting finishes his career here, live on PPV! Dial in, because there’ll be nothing else like it!

 

Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett!

Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, The Acclaimed made it work with Austin, and we have seen the entire six pack in action and win once before. Will this be another hit for the super group? Or will the mash-up of The Mack, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh destroy the dysfunctional half dozen?

“Platinum on the mic, I’ma ’bout to cook this! All these jobbers in the ring, who the hecc booked this? A Black guy, an Indian and Jeff in the mix, I just wanna know: whose fetish is this? You make my job easy when I’m rappin’, you’re like an offensive joke waitin’ to happen! The Bang Scissor- Sh*t!” Caster lost his flow three times in a row! Is #TriplePartyJay winning gonna open the show? Bowens still shouts, “GRRREENSBOROOO~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!

The teams sort out and Austin starts against Brother Zay. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” and Austin circles with Zay. Jarrett coaches Zay up and he ties up with Austin. Austin headlocks, grinds the hold, Sonjay offers fist bumps to the commentary team. Zay slips around to headlock Austin but Austin powers out. Zay ducks ‘n’ dodges and squealing DROPKICKS! Zay kips up and the fans join in on “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Things speed up, Zay whips but Austin ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he BOOTS Zay down! Austin says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” and the fans join in! Zay is annoyed, he swings but misses and Austin JABS, JABS, JABS and two-steps to DECK Zay!

Austin brings Zay up, brings him over, and tags in Colten. The Gunns whip, body shot and knee lift! Then Colten CLOBBERS Zay! “Guns up!” The fans join in again as Colten says “SHOTS!” Zay tags Quen, Quen circles with Colten, then gets around to CLUB him! Quen RAMS Colten into a corner, Sonjay talks smack, and Quen whips corner to corner. Colten reverses then back drops Quen away! Quen squeals like Zay! Colten DROPKICKS Quen down and then tags in Caster. Caster brings Quen up, scoops, staggers, but he still SLAMS Quen down. Tag to Bowens and he goes up, to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

The fans fire up while Bowens covers, TWO! Bowens says guns up, and then he brings Quen around. Tag to Colten, they mug Quen and Colten clamps onto an arm. Quen fights up, pulls hair, and he puts Colten on the ropes. The ref counts, Quen lets off, but Lethal HOTSHOTS Colten! Quen DROPKICKS Colten down! Fans boo but Quen tags in Jarrett. They mug Colten, and Double J stomps Colten to ropes. Jarrett runs, pulling the ref’s attention, which allows Karen to CHOKE Colten before the STRADDLE ATTACK! Fans boo more as Jarrett starts up the Fargo Strut, and everyone on his team joins in on the outside!

Jarrett stomps Colten around then tags in Lethal. Jarrett whips Colten to kick low, Lethal hits the SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Lethal soaks up the heat, kicks at Austin, then goes back to Colten. Tag to Mack and the fans finally have reason to cheer. Mack whips and LARIATS Colten down! Mack keeps Colten from BBSG, then tags in Quen. Quen drops knees, and fans actually chant, “Let’s Go, Colten!” Colten endures, fights up, but Quen snapmares him down. Tag to Kassidy for the slingshot SENTON! Zay then taunts BBSG before he stomps away on Colten. Zay clamps on a chinlock but Colten endures.

The fans rally, Colten fights up, and he throws body shots! Colten gets free but Zay CLUBS him! Zay kicks, Colten blocks, but he gets the DRAGON WHIP! Tag to Quen and Private Party coordinate. Quen is the stepstool, Zay runs up, but Colten dodges! Party in Motion hits the rest of the team! Zay & Quen panic, they get Colten’s legs but he BOOTS them away! Hot tag to Bowens! The Five Tool Player rallies on Private Party! ROLLING ELBOW for Quen, ROLLING ELBOW for Zay! Lethal runs in but he gets Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Bowens ROCKS Quen to run and FAMOUSER BULLDOG! Sonjay gets on the apron, Bowens DECKS him!

Karen distracts the ref while Jarrett runs up, Bowens dodges, but into the LETHAL COMBINATION! Quen covers, TWO! Quen drags Bowens up and tags in Satnam! Satnam CHOPS Bowens, brings him around, and then TOSSES him across the ring! Bowens tumbles, Satnam drags him back over and tags Lethal back in. Lethal dusts off his hands and smiles, then he brings Bowens up. Lethal suplexes and holds Bowens up for a count of TEN before the SLAM! Lethal grins at Billy then goes back to Bowens. Tag to Jarrett and Triple J whips. Bowens reverses but Lethal stops himself, Jarrett RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!

Jarrett stomps away on Bowens, says he’s going nowhere, then whips him to ropes. Bowens KICKS back, both men stagger, and Jarrett runs up! Bowens ROCKS Jarrett again and again and again! The fans fire up as Bowens runs, but Jarrett ELBOWS him! Jarrett runs to STRADDLE the ropes as Bowens moves! Jarrett hobbles, Bowens BOOTS him then goes up to BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as both men are down! Switchblade coaches Bowens, the fans rally for him, too, and Bowens crawls over! Jarrett also crawls, hot tags to Mack and Billy! Daddy Ass rallies on Mack, Lethal, Private Party, and he even DECKS Satnam!

Billy tells the One in a Billion to “SUCK THIS!” and then he SPLASHES Mack in a corner! Billy brings Mack out, kicks low and tells him “SUCK IT!” But Satnam trips him up! Mack hits a STUNNER, followed by a LETHAL INJECTION! Zay hurries up top to SWANTON BOMB! Quen adds on a 450 SPLASH!! Mack hurries to cover, TWO!! Billy survives and shocks #TriplePartyJay! The BBSG drag them all out and send them into barriers, but then Mack goes up! Mack SIX-STAR FLOPS as Billy moves! White is there, hot tag to King Switch! And he drags Mack up for the BLADE- NO, Zay springboards in!

White dodges Zay, Zay turns around into the 3:10 TO YUMA! But Quen CROSSBODIES the Gunn Sons! But then Quen turns around into THE ARRIVAL! Caster goes up for the MIC DROP!! Jarrett drags Bowens out and sends him into railing! Satnam storms in and White gets face to chest with the giant! But then Billy has White hold on. Billy is big but still not Satnam big! Satnam shoves them both away, DECKS Bowens, then grabs Caster! Satnam TOSSES Caster, then SHOVES Austin! White CHOP BLOCKS him, but Satnam stays up!? Billy kicks low and White CHOP BLOCKS again, they finally get the giant on his knees!

The fans fire up as White sets Satnam up for a FAMOUSER!! Mack returns to SUPERKICK Billy! White gets Mack again, BLADERUNNER!!! Cover, BBSG wins!!

Winners: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang, by pinfall

#TriplePartyJay tried to use the numbers game, but not even they could stop this super six pack from flexing their guns! The AEW World Trios & ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions stand tall together once again, and White gets the mic. “Yo! Yo! YO!” White is copying Max as he says, “Listen! See, Max? It’s not that hard. Oh yeah, guns up for my Greensboro Gold Members~!” Now, White is always telling the gang about how much he loves Greensboro. It’s one of his favorite cities in the world! The fans appreciate that, and White continues to say that Greensboro has some of the greatest wrestling fans!

The fans again cheer, and White says hey, what better place to have an event like Revolution? And there’s a lot of action tonight! Will Ospreay is here! Who walks out the AEW World Champion? Fans chant “JOE! JOE! JOE!” so that answers that. Oh oh oh oh, who is ready for Sting’s last match, huh? The fans sure are! A very big night, kicking off the biggest way possible with the Bang! Bang! Scissor! Gang! The two best trios, the single best six man team, and the GREATEST faction in the GREATEST wrestling company, AEW! The fans cheer for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and White says BBSG is led by one of the greatest of all time.

White can remind any of us, that on any given day, at any given moment, just who he is. He’ll remind us why he is the Catalyst of Pro-Wrestling! He’ll remind us to Breathe with the Switchblade! The fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Switchblade~!” White says in ten days time, AEW Dynamite in Boston, maybe he handles some Big Business of his own! Fans like the sound of that. But until then, EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed. And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! The Switchblade is taking aim at something, two guesses what title he wants to add to the collection.

 

Backstage interview with Best Friends.

Lexi Nair is with Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Rocky Romero & Chuck Taylor, but also Doc Sampson, because we need a medical update on the International Champion before his match with Roderick Strong tonight. Doc says as we know, Cassidy has been getting beat up the last few months, and that Doc keeps telling Cassidy to tape up that back and ribs. Tonight, it happens or he isn’t being cleared. Then with all that said, how does Cassidy feel going into this? Trent speaks up that Cassidy always fights through it. And just like always, the boys have his back. Cassidy wants to talk to them about that, actually

Tonight, before, during and after, Best Friends need to stay in the back. Cassidy is sick and tired of seeing his friends getting hurt because of him, so he has to do this on his own. Chuck says yeah, he’ll keep the others back and respect Cassidy on this. Hands in, and even Doc and Lexi join in. Freshly Squeezed has support in spirit, but will that not help when The Undisputed Kingdom will stack the deck?

 

We hear from PAC!

The Bastard says, “Here we go again. A tale as old as time. The forgotten bastard! Where have you been, boy? None of your pissin’ business where I’ve been! Well, you tell me. Who said life’s so hard? Huh? Every man has his struggle. Do you think I don’t know the burden of shame? Isolated, blinded, broken. I almost popped me clogs. But I didn’t~! You’ll never get rid of me, Tony Khan! I’m like a cockroach, an indestructible little bastard, always lurking in the underbelly. I will be back very soon, whether you like it or not. And I am going to drag this festering scrotum of a company into a new age! Because I’m alive, ladies and gentlemen! And doesn’t it feel good to be alive?”

 

Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue!

The Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power have been meaning to settle things with the Princess of the Black Throne and her little sidekick for some time, so no better time than Revolution! Will Kris & Willow crush the TBS Champion and Chicago Skye? Or will Greensboro see The House Always Wins?

 


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/2/24)

It’s an All-Star Collision!

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Who heads into Revolution with a win?

Just 24 hours before Revolution, AEW Collision has a Triple Threat Qualifier for the All Star Scramble! Penta VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith for the final spot!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Buddy Matthews VS ???; No Contest.
  • All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith; Dante wins and advances to Revolution.
  • Mariah May VS Angelica Risk; Mariah wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order; The Acclaimed & Austin win.
  • Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal; Private Party wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden; Rosa wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong; Christian, Luchasaurus, Cage & Strong win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Buddy Matthews VS ???

The House of Black’s Aussie Juggernaut opens Collision on Revolution Eve, but wait! Mark Briscoe drags Buddy out of the ring! The fans fire up but no, Mark is NOT Buddy’s opponent! This is revenge for the beatdown just last week! Mark SMACKS Buddy off the steel steps while the ref reprimands, but then Mark brings out a table! The fans fire up as Mark props that up against railing. But Buddy BOOTS Mark! And he SMACKS Mark off the steps! Buddy grabs a chair, but Mark kicks him low! Mark takes that chair and JAMS Buddy up with it! And SMACKS Buddy on the back! Mark tosses the chair into the ring, but Buddy knees low!

Buddy and Mark scrap, Mark ROCKS Buddy and slides into the ring. Mark then WRECKS Buddy with a dropkick! Buddy hits railing but Mark sets up the chair! Mark builds speed again and uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit, and through the table! The fans are thunderous as Mark rises up and high-fives the front row! Mark shoves Buddy into the ring, and he finds that spike! Mark storms into the ring with it, but Buddy asks for mercy! The fans say spoke him, but here comes Brody King! Brody drags Mark out, Malakai is also headed down here, but Mark dodges Brody to BOOT Malakai! Brody blocks the spike attack!

Brody choke grips Mark, but Mark LOW BLOWS him! Mark gets that chair again and he SMACKS away on Brody! Malakai runs up, but Mark uses the chair as a shield against the kicks! Malakai hobbles, Mark CHUCKS the chair into him! And Mark has the spike!! Mark storms up on Malakai while he’s down, and says this is payback! But then Buddy KNEES Mark down! Buddy saves Malakai, ROCKS Mark with forearms, then ROCKS him again. Buddy brings Mark up the ramp while throwing hands. Buddy underhooks, but Mark fights free! Mark back drops Buddy on the ramp! Then Mark CROSSBODIES Buddy down!

Mark still throws hands on Buddy, grabs something from the stage crew area, but Buddy storms up. Mark elbows Buddy away and- Wait, is that the switch for the pyro?! Mark presses a button, and the flames from Buddy’s entrance literally fire up! Buddy almost gets burned! Security rushes in but Mark keeps throwing Buddy around! Mark shoves Buddy to where the flamethrower is!! But then security swarms him before he can get the switch! The House regroups and retreats before facing disaster! Is Mark going to burn the House down with his own two hands?

 

Swerve Strickland speaks.

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite, The Realest having recovered from Hangman Page getting the jump on him. “I really don’t know what I should be pissed off at more: The fact that Hangman went out there and just ripped my $2,000 Jeff Hamilton exclusive jacket; or the fact that maybe I was just being a little too nice. I don’t really let my guard down too often, and in this business, you pay for it eventually. And it feels like I just paid for it. Swerve hung the Hangman and it was only right for the Hangman to swerve Swerve. You got me. I’ll never take my eyes off you ever again. This Sunday, you can’t get behind me. You gotta look me dead in my eye. I’m not gonna forget this.

“And as far as Joe, hm… I’m taking that championship. Whether I humiliate you on social media or in a promo, it doesn’t matter. I’m doing whatever it takes to walk out the historical figure of AEW, the first African American AEW World Champion. Whose house? Swerve’s House.” Angry yet focused, is Swerve truly the most dangerous man in that Triple Threat?

 

All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith!

So far, it is Chris Jericho, Lance Archer, Will Hobbs, Wardlow, Hook, Brian Cage, and after last night’s Rampage, CMLL’s Magnus. One spot remains, will the eighth man have #CeroMiedo, represent Top Flight, or be looking for his next bounty?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the three stare down. The fans cheer for “CERO! MIEDO!” and Penta reminds Dante that they still owe each other. So listen! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta pie faces Dante but then Keith shoves Penta. Penta takes the glove off! The fans fire up as Penta calls to Abrahantes, but then Keith HEADBUTTS Penta down! Then Dante SUPERKICKS Keith down! Penta gets up to SUPERKICK Dante! Penta KICKS Dante in a leg, KICKS Keith in a leg, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Penta falls out, Keith DECKS Dante! Things get moving, Dante drops, hurdles then rolls back to headscissor! Then he dodges Keith to JUMP KNEE!

Keith falls out but Penta’s up top! Penta CROSSBODIES Dante, rolls off and keeps moving, SLINGBLADE! SLINGBLADE! Penta aims and KICKS Dante in the leg! Dante hobbles, Penta whips him to a corner but Dante reverses. Dante runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Penta then pops Dante up in the corner, SUPERKICK and BACKSTABBER! The fans fire up as Dante bails out and Penta takes aim. Penta builds speed but Keith is back to BOOT him! Fans are torn but Keith just reels Penta in. Keith underhooks but Penta wrenches out. Keith BOOTS the lariat away to then EXPLODER! Keith covers, TWO! Penta stays in this but also goes out of the ring.

Keith drags Penta back in, but Penta KICKS Keith in the leg! Keith CHOPS, so Penta CHOPS! Keith fires up and fires forearms! Penta wobbles but he ROCKS Keith again! They go forearm for forearm, Keith CHOPS and then DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men stay up so Dante DOUBLE CROSSBODIES them down! The fans fire up and Dante DIVES! Direct hit into Keith, then Dante runs to DIVE on Penta! The fans fire up again and Dante is feeling it as Collision goes picture in picture.

Dante drags Penta up, DECKS him with a forearm, then goes around the way. The fans fire up with Dante, but Keith BOOTS him down! Keith drags Dante up, CHOPS him, and Dante falls over. Keith turns around into Penta’s SUPERKICK! Penta drags Keith up, SMACKS him off the steps, then drags Dante up. Penta puts Dante against railing, hooks a leg around it, and KICKS! Penta assures the ref, he hit thigh and knee, not groin. Penta stands Keith up but Keith CLAWS Penta’s eyes! The ref reprimands but can’t do much more than that, and Keith KICKS Dante! Keith brings Dante up and into the ring.

Penta chicken wings Keith! Dante WRECKS Keith with a dropkick! But then Penta grabs Dante to spin him around on the apron, and KICK him back into the ring! The fans fire up with “CERO! MIEDO!” while Penta brings Keith into the ring. Penta keeps the chant going but Keith sits up with grit teeth. Keith seethes but Penta brings Dante up first. Collision returns to single picture as Penta CHOPS Dante! Dante CHOPS Penta! Then Dante CHOPS Keith! Keith CHOPS Dante and Penta! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante, Dante SUPERKICKS Keith, so Keith SUPERKICKS Penta! Then Keith and Penta DOUBLE SUPERKICK Dante!

Penta then kicks Keith low, reels him in, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Keith RAMS Penta into buckles! Keith fires off CHOPS and forearms! Penta shoves Keith away, but Keith comes back, only to be put up top. Keith HEADBUTTS Penta, reels him in, DIAMOND- NO, Penta stops that and Dante SUPERKICKS Keith! Penta uses Keith for a step, DESTROYER on Dante! Cover, Keith breaks it!! Keith saves Dante but also himself in this match, but “CERO! MIEDO!” continues to echo out in Huntsville. Keith storms up, but Penta KICKS and KICKS and “CERO! MIEDO!” Springboard, but into a BOOT!

Keith reels Penta in to underhook, but Penta fights free! Penta SUPERKICKS Keith, goes up a corner, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Penta falls to the floor and Keith fires up! Keith snarls, storms up on Dante, but Dante catches him to a cradle! TWO, and Dante dodges Keith for the LEAPING sunset flip! Keith rolls through to KNEE! Underhook, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Dante survives and the fans fire up again! Dante flounders around, Penta rises up, “This is Awesome!” Keith runs up but Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta then brings Keith to the apron, but Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS back!

Keith snarls, Penta eggs him on, so Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS! Neither man is backing down, Keith throat chops! Then Keith fireman’s carries, but Penta fights free! Penta CLUBS away on Keith, reels him in, APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Keith falls to the floor and Penta puts him in. But Dante leaps from the corner! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante outta the air! Dante wobbles on the apron, but he still hurdles over Penta’s tackle! Penta turns around, into an APRON DESTROYER!! Dante hurries to go up a corner, aiming for Keith! MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante wins!!

Winner: Dante Martin, by pinfall (advances to Revolution)

A huge win for Angelo Dorado, he is the final man in the All-Star Scramble! Will Dante use his speed and agility to snatch that golden ticket to the top?

 

AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.

AEW Media caught up with Hangman Page backstage, and asked him about the attack on Swerve. Is he really not hurt? Hangman asks back, “Do I look hurt, you dumbass?! I’m fine, I’m in the match, and I’m sorry I took advantage of the trust of the people tonight, but I had to do it! I had to do it! I would rather DIE than have Swerve win the world championship! I would rather DIE than not win it myself! I did what I had to do! He’s hurt! He’s hurt, he’s weakened, he can’t have it, he won’t have it! I won’t let him! I had to do it! I had to do it!” The Cowboy seems to think he had to do what he did, but what will he do in order to finish things at Revolution?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Revolution!

After going back and forth with Julia Hart & Skye Blue, Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale team together against The House of Black for a big Zero Hour tag match! Will the TBS Champion and her sidekick bring down the dynamic duo? Or will the Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power prove The House does NOT always win? Plus, while The Bang Bang Scissor Gang tests out the combination of The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn tonight, they’re ALL going to team together against a rather eclectic six pack. Willie Mack, Private Party, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh are teaming together, but will they be brought down by the AEW Trios & ROH World Six Man Tag Champions?

 

Mariah May VS Angelica Risk!

“Timeless” Toni Storm’s superfan and self-proclaimed protege is back in action, looking to keep her win streak going. Will this be the night she impresses the AEW Women’s World Champion? Or is she simply taking a risk?

The bell rings and Risk circles with Mariah. They tie up but Mariah kicks low! Mariah CLUBS Risk, puts her in a corner, and then puts some major stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! The fans cheer, Mariah stalks Risk to ropes and puts her through to pull her against the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, Mariah lets go at 4. Risk sputters and coughs, but Mariah pulls her against ropes again! Mariah runs side to side to DROPKICK Risk in the back! Mariah winks to the camera and then brings Risk up. Mariah whips Risk to ropes, scoops her, and spins and spins and spins for the SIDEWALK SLAM!

Risk writhes while Mariah soaks up the cheers. Mariah blows a kiss to Nigel McGuiness and he is rather dramatic about it. Mariah smiles and goes back to Risk. Risk throws hands but Mariah CLUBS her down. Mariah puts Risk in a corner, then digs her boot in! The ref counts again, Mariah lets off at 4 and says she just deserves a slap on the wrist. Mariah then drags Risk up, snapmares her and runs, to basement dropkick! Risk flounders and Mariah shrugs. Mariah kicks Risk around, drags her up, but Risk ROCKS her with haymaker after haymaker! Mariah shoves Risk then DECKS her! Mariah runs up to KNEE Risk down!!

Mariah storms around, drags Risk back up and fireman’s carries, to hit MAYDAY! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Nigel finishes marking out, and here comes Toni Storm! Storm goes right down to the ring and Mariah fangirls over her role model! Storm gets in the ring, but bypasses Mariah to get a mic. “Deonna Purrazzo, I must speak with you right now. Please come to the ring right this instance.” The Virtuosa does make her way out here, and storms right into the ring. Storm stays back and says, “Deonna, please. Hasn’t this gone far enough? Look at us! Look at what we’ve become. Is this really what we trained for? Is this really what we starved for, Deonna? Our friendship, destroyed. A new ta-too, a broken leg, a broken arm. All just to win a match. Is it worth it?” The fans sure think so! Storm isn’t so sure.

So Deonna, Storm says from the bottom of her heart, she loves Deonna. Her ability, her determination, and… that there is only room for one. And as long as Storm shall live and breath, it will never be Deonna! Deonna tells Toni, “I love you, too. I love… that you have your head so far up your own ass, you’re going to lose the one thing that started this entire charade to begin with! And I love, Toni, I love that you have forgotten the most important detail about me. I am the best friend and the worst enemy. I hope you have a bidet. It’s going to be really hard to wipe your ass when I break both of your arms!”

The fans fire up and Storm is unsure how to respond to that. But very well. Goodbye, old friend. Toni brings out lipstick to freshen up her make-up, and she kisses Deonna on the cheek to leave a mark. But Deonna fires forearms! They brawl, Deonna TACKLES Storm, and Mariah runs in to stop it! Mariah TOSSES Deonna away and helps Storm get away. But then Deonna runs up to BOOT Mariah! Deonna reels Mariah in and slashes her throat. This is for Storm! STORM ZERO on Mariah!! Deonna shows Storm that anything Storm can do, Deonna can do better. Will that also apply to being the AEW Women’s World Champion?

 

Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order!

While it was a bit rocky, Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, so now the other half of the Bang Bang Scissor Gang gives it a go! And that means Platinum Max has a rap! “Bang Bang Scissor Gang, doing our thang!” But then Jay White gets too buddy buddy and it throws Caster off! Fans boo but White apologizes. Caster’s lost his window now, can he get back on the beat in the match? Bowens still says, “Huntsville, Alabamaaa~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!

The trios sort out and Austin starts against Alex Reynolds. The two circle, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, Reynolds headlocks, but Austin wrenches out to headlock back. Reynolds powers up and out, drops down then swings, but Austin ducks ‘n’ dodges and trips Reynolds up! The fans cheer, Austin JABS, JABS, JABS and then two steps for the HAYMAKER! Tag to Caster, he and Austin double whip Reynolds to ropes. They DOUBLE HIP TOSS and we get a shot of “Juiceboard.” Caster brings Reynolds up but Reynolds RAMS him into Dark Order territory! Uno tags in, the Dark Order mugs Caster, but Caster fires off haymakers on them all!

Caster ROCKS Uno again and again, then dodges to DROPKICK! Reynolds runs up, but into a back drop! Silver runs in but into an atomic drop and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Caster swaggers, but Uno stands up. Caster scoops to SLAM Uno, then tags in Bowens. Bowens tags Austin and Bowens goes up. Time to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! The remix works just like the classic! Fans fire up as it’s guns and scissors up! But the flow is off again, and Silver BOOTS Bowens! Silver ELBOWS Austin, dodges Caster, and feed to Reynolds, POP-UP UPPERCUT! Uno runs to BOOT Austin then DDT him! Cover, TWO!

Austin stays in there for the BBSG but Uno stays on him with buckle bumps. The Dark Order isolates Austin as Collision goes picture in picture.

Uno DECKS Austin, mocks him as he crawls for the BBSG corner, then STOMPS the hand! Austin writhes, Uno tags Reynolds, and they get Austin up in an open corner. Uno CHOPS, Reynolds clotheslines, and then Reynolds snapmares to IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Austin hurries to ropes and the fans rally up. Reynolds storms up on Austin, taunts Billy & Colten, then tags in Silver. They double whip Austin to ropes to double drop toehold and DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Silver scowls as he stays between Austin and The Acclaimed. Silver sits Austin up to KICK!

Austin sputters, Silver KICKS him again! Then Silver sucker punches Bowens down! The ref reprimands while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Uno is again taunting Austin to tag his team. Uno then drags Austin up, whips him away, but Austin uses that to BLAST Silver & Reynolds! Uno blocks Austin’s kick but the ref refuses to play along! Uno is upset, but Austin gets a leg and he gives it to the ref! Now the ref is okay with it, and Austin hits the NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while Austin and Uno are both down! Uno and Austin crawl, their teams reach for them, and Hot tags to Bowens and Reynolds! The Five Tool Player rallies on the Dark Order! ROLLING ELBOW for Uno! ROLLING ELBOW for Reynolds! Then Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK for Silver!

The fans fire up as Reynolds gets the same, plus the FAMOUSER BULLDOG! Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED! BANG BANG!” But then Uno drags Bowens out and POSTS him! Caster CLOBBERS Uno, fires off on him, but Silver DIVES! Down goes Caster, but Billy tells the Meat Man to watch himself. Silver just flexes and says, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver shoves Billy and the ref has to stop the rest of BBSG from going after Silver! But this lets Uno & Reynolds both get Caster up, and Silver runs in! PENDULUM BOMB!! Reynolds covers, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! What a save!

Uno CLUBS Austin, runs up, but Austin gets around the boot! Dragon sleeper, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Austin says “SUCK IT!” but Silver tags in and CLOBBERS him! BOOT WASH to GERMAN SUPLEX! Silver & Reynolds have Bowens isolated! Silver clotheslines, GAMANGIRIS, and whips, but Bowens reverses! The ROLLING ELBOW from Reynolds hits Silver! Bowens tags Caster, then clinch for THE ARRIVAL! Caster is up top, MIC DROP!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn, by pinfall

Jay White slides in to give the boys their belts, and he scissor fingers with Caster. The gang makes it work again, and look ready for Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Will the super group be unstoppable despite the dysfunction?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Speaking of dysfunction, Lexi Nair is with the trio of Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power and their manager, nothing the loss to Skye Blue just on Dynamite. However, they do have the tag team match against Skye & Julia tomorrow night, are they having a different tactic going into it? Stokely wants to “address the elephant in the room” and go with the word of the day, “accountability.” He was watching a lot of The View, he is a Whoopi stan, so hey, he just wants to say sorry. Willow says put apologies aside. No more talking, they need to get on the same page. Tomorrow is not about friendship, it is about Revolution!

Willow warns Julia & Skye, “Stat and I are gonna kick your ass!” The Babe with the Power has flipped the switch from happy to angry, is tomorrow night’s Zero Hour going to be the last time the House of Black gets the better of her and Statlander?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He brings in one of the men who gets a chance at an AEW World Championship opportunity in the All-Star Scramble. It is the one and only… WARDLOW! The Undisputed Kingdom’s War Dog makes his way to the ring and he just takes the mic away. “You know the deal.” Schiavone bows out and Wardlow says, “Looks like I finally got somebody’s attention around here, huh?” Fans sound a bit torn but Wardlow says, “Two years ago, I won the Face o the Revolution Ladder match. One year ago, I choked out your King. This year, FINALLY, I get my shot at the world heavyweight championship, after I beat all the other ‘all-stars’ in the match.”

Fans boo but Wardlow says the real question is: Who’s it gonna be? Wardlow VS Hangman? He’ll slap the Cowboy’s mustache into the third row and send him back into depression! Wardlow VS Swerve? The fans like him, right? It’s Swerve’s House, right? Wardlow will kick the door of that house down and whoop Swerve’s ass from the basement to the attic, because nobody else gets to eat before him! So swerve back into your lane and dance your ass to the back of the line! Swerve’s House only exists in Wardlow’s World! Maybe it’ll be Wardlow VS Joe. The fans chant for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” but Wardlow says he is so sick hearing these “dumb hillbillies” chant for Joe!

Wardlow says that he hopes it IS Joe! Because everybody knows that Joe is in Wardlow’s spot! And this time, Wardlow will finish the job. Not only is Wardlow going to take his spot, take his title, but beat Joe so badly that Joe will be forced to put on a headset and sit at the announce desk where he belongs! YEAH, Wardlow is him! He’s been him, will always be him! And tomorrow night, Wardlow reminds everyone that he is STILL the Face of the Revolution! Wardlow is the Uncrowned King of AEW, because this is no longer wrestling! This is WAR! But wait! Here comes Chris Jericho!

Wardlow huffs and puffs as The Ocho makes his way out here, mic in his own hand. Jericho asks a question: What exactly is Wardlow going on about? Swerve, Hangman and Joe? They are all great competitors, but Wardlow’s not fighting those three! He’s in the Scramble, and maybe you don’t know Jericho, but he’s not an all-star, he is one of the greatest to ever do this! And if Wardlow thinks he’ll just pass over him and six other men, six of the greatest performers worldwide, here’s some information for you. Jericho is the Ocho because he is an eight-time world champion, and the very-first AEW World Champion!

The fans cheer and Wardlow mockingly claps. Jericho says that makes the score 8-0 in Jericho’s favor cuz Wardlow ain’t won sh*t. The fans cheer that! So before Wardlow disrespects Jericho and says he’ll go right to the top, Jericho will remind Wardlow that it’s been four YEARS since Jericho lost that title to Jon Moxley in one of the greatest matches in AEW history, and Jericho hasn’t had even a chance to get it back, or even sniff it. So tomorrow at Revolution, this isn’t just another match for Jericho, this is a chance for him to get back to where he thinks he can be, to where he knows he can be, and that is the AEW World Championship!

Jericho knows he’s good enough. The question is: Is Wardlow? Wardlow chuckles but Jericho says Wardlow’s complaining about being overlooked and pushed aside. Thousands of people used to chant Wardlow’s name, he had a rocket that was put on upside-down, blah blah blah. Does Wardlow think that maybe it wasn’t any of those things? Maybe the people stopped chanting because Wardlow just wasn’t good enough. Maybe it’s that aren’t as good as you think, “Mike.” Wardlow scowls at Jericho using his first name. But y’know what, Chris? You’re right. Because Wardlow was this close to the top of the mountain that he could smell it.

But after Double or Nothing, Wardlow shows up for work, just to take a step backwards. And then the next week, another step, and another, and another. So yeah, that pisses Wardlow off to the point that he let it eat him away, to where he was taking work home and he let it ruin his personal life. Wardlow lost his best friend to this, and he lost himself! But after sitting at home for three MONTHS with no phone call, Wardlow slowly started to remember who he was. And he did what he have done so many times in his life: pick himself up off the floor, put himself back together, and then came back here to remind ALL OF YOU just who the hell he is!

BECAUSE HE IS WARDLOW! The biggest and baddest SOB to ever step into the ring! And he doesn’t give a DAMN what your name is, how many titles you’ve won, and just like he said last week, Wardlow is done eating the scraps! The fans fire up as Wardlow says if Jericho doesn’t think Wardlow’s good enough, well, Wardlow’s right here. Feel free to come down and show Wardlow so Wardlow can remind Jericho! Oh, if Wardlow wants Jericho to prove something, fine. Jericho will take that rocket off his back and shove it up his ass! Right, Huntsville? But wait! HOBBS CLOBBERS JERICHO! Wardlow chuckles, but Hobbs says watch this!

Hobbs rains down fists on Jericho, then tells Wardlow that HOBBS is the biggest and baddest! Fans boo but Hobbs says they’ve got one more day before this happens! The fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” The Scramble is beefy, will it be one of the behemoths that comes out on top?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi is now with the Professor of Pro-Wrestling, and says she is arguably the most experienced woman in the AEW locker room today. And currently, she is undefeated. But we’ve also seen a new side of her. Tell us just what’s going on. Deeb says not only is she undefeated in her return, she is undeniable and unstoppable. She’s putting on clinic after clinic every single week. And to be honest, no one’s really even challenged her in the ring yet. And that makes sense, because she is the Professor, the Woman of 1000 Holds. To be honest, she doesn’t think the competition she’s faced so far knows the difference between a wristlock and wristwatch.

So if you’re listening, if you’re watching, and if you consider yourself one of the best, step into Deeb’s Dojo and test yourself against the most elite wrestler. She’ll be here each and every week showing the world that nobody does what she does in that ring, and why Deeb is The Final Boss. A huge challenge has been issued, will anyone step up?

 

Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal!

Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy want to finally be at the top of the AEW Tag Division, but they’ve got to keep up the pace if they wanna reach it. Will they do just that against the Fallen Angel & Zen Assassin? Or will the former ROH World Tag Team Champions show them what it takes to really get there?

The teams sort out and Sydal starts against Zay. They circle and talk trash, Zay blaming Sydal for the loss in the Trios Triple Threat while Sydal says he was carrying Private Party. The two shove, then Sydal arm-drags! Sydal taunts Zay, dodges him, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Sydal then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA again! The fans fire up and Sydal runs up again. Tilt-o-whirl ARM-DRAG! Quen runs in, but into an arm-drag! Then Daniels gets in to arm-drag Quen! Zay arm-drags Daniels, but Sydla arm-drags Zay! The teams regroup and the fans cheer but the ref wants everyone to calm down. Quen and Daniels back off, but then Sydal and Zay tag them in.

The fans cheer as Daniels and Quen circle now. Quen is annoyed by how many are cheering for Daniels and not him. Quen and Daniels then tie up, Quen headlocks, but Daniels throws body shots. Daniels powers out, Quen rolls over the dropdown and starts up the “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant. Daniels smirks, runs up, but Quen trips him up! Quen speeds up, steps over Daniels, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Daniels is annoyed but he runs up. Quen bypasses but Daniels steps on him now! Daniels says “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” but then wags his fingers. He does the Curry Man Dance! The fans cheer but Quen runs up, into a hip toss!

Tag to Sydal, he and Daniels mug Quen, then Sydal whips Quen into a corner for the GAMANGIRI! Daniels feeds Quen to the ROUNDHOUSE then adds an STO! Sydal gets the fans fired up for the STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal taunts Quen, brings him up, and KCIKS a leg! Tag to Daniels, he and Sydal double wrench Quen to bring him to his knees. Sydal KICKS and Daniels BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Quen stays in this and Collision goes picture in picture.

Daniels is annoyed but he brings Quen up to headlock. Quen powers out, drops down, and Zay gets a cheap shot in! Zay gets away from Daniels, and Quen DROPKICKS Daniels down! Daniels ends up on the apron, Zay tags in so he can jump in, springboard and STUNNER Daniels off the apron! Daniels staggers around, Zay distracts the ref so Quen can CLOBBER Daniels! Zay goes out to shine Daniels’ head, then put him in the ring. Zay stomps Daniels, then puts him in a corner. Zay stomps a mudhole now, then tags Quen. Private Party says “STOMPS! STOMPS! STOMPS!” but they stop as the ref counts.

Quen kick steps and rolls back to taunt Sydal, then goes back for Daniels. Quen UPPERCUTS Daniels, puts him in the corner, and digs his boot in. The ref counts, Quen lets off at 4, but Zay CHOKES Daniels behind the ref’s back! Sydal protests but that only lets Zay do more! Zay lets off in time, then tags in. Private Party whip Daniels to atomic drop and ENZIGIRI! Quen then sweeps Daniels’ legs and Zay adds the HIP DROP, into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Quen runs to LEAP FROG STOMP, and then Zay BLASTS Sydal off the apron! Sydal is furious and the ref reprimands Private Party, but they just soak up the heat.

Zay brings Daniels up but Daniels throws body shots and forearms! Daniels runs but Zay LARIATS him down! Zay stays between Daniels and his corner, then he brings Daniels up to snapmare and chinlock. Zay grinds Daniels down, Daniels endures, and Collision returns to single picture. Sydal coaches Daniels as he fights up, and Daniels throws body shots. Zay CLUBS away on Daniels, shines the bald head, then kicks low. But Daniels stops the Twist of Fate! Zay comes back, into a FLATLINER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Zay and Daniels crawl, hot tags to Quen and Sydal! Sydal DROPKICKS Quen!

Sydal JUMP KICKS Quen, ROUNDHOUSES him, then JUMP KICKS Zay! Sydal KICKS Quen, KICKS Zay, repeat! The fans fire up, Sydal dodges Private Party and DOUBLE RANAS! Then QUESTION MARK KICK for Zay! Quen swings but Sydal gets under to wrench and lift, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Quen is still in this and Sydal grows frustrated. Sydal basement dropkicks Zay into buckles, then he runs corner to corner at Quen. Quen dodges and the splash hits buckles! Zay runs in, but Sydal BOOTS! Sydal runs up but Kassidy ducks, Quen BOOTS Sydal! Quen reels Sydal in, Kassidy goes up, but SWANTON NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up and Quen can’t believe it! Quen calls to Zay, they get Sydal up to mug him. Private Party double whip, Sydal KICKS Quen then HEEL KICKS Zay, and a ROUNDHOUSE to Quen! Tag to Daniels and he JABS away on Private Party. Quen kicks low, Private Party double whip, but Daniels ducks the lariats! Sydal & Daniels LARIAT Private Party! The fans fire up as Sydal goes up and Daniels brings Quen around. Daniels underhooks but Kassidy saves Quen! Quen back drops free! Sydal leaps over Quen to METEORA Zay! Daniels is back up, but Quen dodges to Michael Jackson “HEE HEE~,” only for Daniels to dodge the Pele!

Daniels reels Quen in for ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, but wait, who’s storming down the ramp? It’s TRIPLE J! Jeff Jarrett and Sonjay Dutt distract the ref, while Jay Lethal gets in to give Daniels a LETHAL COMBINATION! Lethal drags Quen onto Daneils and now the ref sees the cover, Private Party wins!

Winners: Private Party, by pinfall

Quen & Zay get an assist from their future tag partners in Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Sonjay does his best to dance to the music, but will this dirty half dozen find a way to beat all the Six Man Champions tomorrow night?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden!

Serena Deeb may be undefeated in her return, but so has La Mera Mera! The former AEW Women’s World Champion wants to get some gold again, will she make it 5-0 in 2024? Or will this Collision be Golden?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up and ago around. Golden shoves Rosa away, but Rosa shrugs that off. Golden runs in but Rosa gets her in a facelock! Rosa throws knees into Golden, but Golden powers up to throw Rosa away! Golden runs up, Rosa dodges the boot to BOOT Golden! Rosa eggs Golden on, then CHOPS her! And LARIATS her! Rosa fires up and the fans are with her! Rosa kicks Golden around, asks who is questioning her return, then bumps Golden off buckles. Rosa CHOPS, then CHOPS again! The fans fire up as Rosa stands Golden up and CHOPS again! Rosa then brings Golden around, fireman’s carries, but Golden fights free!

Golden ROCKS Rosa and Rosa staggers to a corner. Golden runs in, but Rosa dodges to SHOTGUN Golden down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Rosa pushes Golden out of the corner, climbs up the corner, and she DOUBLE DIVING STOMPS! Golden writhes but Rosa still keeps on her! COBRA CLUTCH STRETCH! Golden taps, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by submission

That’s a new twist to La Mera Mera’s arsenal! And she says it’s story time! “I’m still here, right? La Mera Mera hasn’t left. I know you wanna push me aside, but I won’t back down. Because it’s my time. And remember, get a little closer, because you’re gonna get burned!” Is nothing and no one going to stop Rosa from taking a title in 2024?

 

8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong!

There are many titles on the line this Sunday, and the AEW International Championship and AEW TNT Championships are no exception! Freshly Squeezed will be facing the Savior of the Backbreaker while Captain Charisma will be facing the Dragonslayer, and let’s not forget the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil and Machine are both in the All-Star Scramble! Which quirky quartet captures some critical momentum just 24 hours away from Revolution?

The teams sort out and while Garcia is glaring at Christian, Christian of course backs down. Instead, we get Brian Cage and #JustTrent. They tie up, Cage shoves Trent to a corner but Trent dodges the clothesline. Trent CHOPS, Cage runs up but Trent dodges again to headlock. Cage powers up and powers out, then he runs Trent over! “Who betta than Cage, huh!?” Trent scrambles to his feet, talks it over with his corner, and tags in Garcia! Garcia dares Christian to step up but it’s Roddy who tags in instead. Roddy and Garcia circle but Roddy SPITS at Cassidy! Cassidy leaves that alone so Roddy and Garcia tie up.

Roddy and Garcia go around, Roddy wrenches through to wristlock. Garcia rolls, rolls and rolls to get free! The fans cheer as Garcia wags his finger. Garcia and Roddy feel things out, tie up, and Roddy wrenches to wrangle Garcia with another wristlock. Garcia fights up, but Roddy wrenches again. Garcia grabs at Roddy for a clinch, pushes him around and turns him, then slips to a headlock! The fans cheer this technical exchange as Roddy pries at the hold. Roddy pops out the back to headlock and hit the takeover. Garcia headscissors, Roddy moves around, and Roddy turns Garcia over. Roddy then ties the legs up, and he smacks Garcia on the head.

The fans boo but Roddy stares Garcia down. Garcia stands, they tie up, and go around. Garcia puts Roddy in a corner, the ref counts, and Garcia lets off slowly, to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Garcia whips corner to corner, runs up and clotheslines, then brings Roddy in! Garcia lifts but Cage makes the save! So Garcia fires shots on Cage! Cage takes a swing but Garcia ducks, and Hook is there to ROCK Cage! They pinball Cage around, then Roddy runs in. Garcia sends Roddy into Cage, then UPPERCUTS Roddy! Garcia feeds Roddy to Hook’s SAYANAGI! The young studs fist bump and the fans cheer.

The ref wants someone to get in, so Killswitchasaurus and Captain Charisma step up! Cage also joins in, but then Cassidy & Trent back Hook and Garcia up! The fans fire up for the stare down, Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref has everyone cool off, but Christian still swipes at Garcia. Garcia kicks at Christian but this boils back down to just Garcia and Roddy. Roddy tags Cage back in, he circles with Garcia. They tie up, Cage RAMS Garcia into a corner! And again, and again! Cage then CHOPS Garcia while Prince Nana talks trash. Cage soaks up the heat, runs corner to corner, but Garcia BOOTS him! Cage tries again but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Cage hits buckles, Garcia does his dance! Then Garcia BOOT WASHES Cage halfway out the ring! Garcia drags Cage up, UPPERCUTS him, then whips Cage to ropes. Cage reverses and Christian gets a cheap shot in!

Garcia swings on Christian but Christian scurries away, and then Cage CLOBBERS Garcia! Cage tags Roddy and Roddy drags Garcia up to CHOP him in a corner. And CHOP again! Roddy brings Garcia around, tags in Luchasaurus, and they mug Garcia. Luchasaurus scoops to SNAKE EYES Garcia, then runs to CLOBBER him! Luchasaurus stays between Garcia and his team, then drags Garcia up. Luchasaurus TOSSES Garcia to the corner, fires off body shots and an UPPERCUT, then tags in Christian. Now the Patriarch of AEW wants after Garcia, and he CHOKES Garcia against ropes as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Cage has Garcia in an open corner. Cage whips corner to corner, gets the Terminator drums started, then runs in. Cage blocks a boot to ROCK Garcia! Cage then scoops Garcia, but Garcia slips fere to shove him into the corner! Garcia climbs up on Cage and he rains down fists! The fans count along, but Cage shoves Garcia down at 6! Cage then drags Garcia up for the deadlift SUPERPLEX! Cage shouts, “Who betta than Cage?!” Fans boo but Cage tags Roddy. Roddy deadlifts Garcia for a BACKBREAKER! Roddy stomps Garcia, tags Christian, and they stomp Garcia together while fans boo.

Christian keeps Garcia from his team, puts him back int he corner and CHOPS! Tag back to Roddy, he CHOPS Garcia! Roddy CHOPS again, then tags Cage. The stomping resumes, and then Cage drags Garcia up. Cage RAMS Garcia into the corner, RAMS him again, then soaks up the heat. But Garcia fires off hands on the rest! Luchasaurus grabs Garcia by the neck, but Garcia HOTSHOTS the arm! Fans fire up, Cage runs in, but Garcia leaps at him! Cage picks Garcia up to suplex, but Garcia DDT COUNTERS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Hot tag to Roddy and he hurries, but hot tag to Trent!

Trent rallies on Roddy as revenge for what The Undisputed Kingdom has been up to! Roddy swings, Trent dodges to METEORA! Christian gets in, but he gets a GERMAN SUPLEX! Trent holds on, GERMAN SUPLEX again! Then the HALF ‘N’ HALF! Fans fire up as Trent dodges Roddy and gives him a TORNADO DDT! Trent builds speed and he DIVES, into Luchasaurus’ hands! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Trent flops back down and Luchasaurus snarls. Roddy and Christian regroup with the team as Luchasaurus puts Trent in. Roddy stomps Trent, then digs his boot in. Trent goes to the apron but Roddy uses that to ROPE GUILLOTINE!

The fans boo and Trent flounders, but Collision again goes picture in picture.

Trent sputters, but Cage stomps him on the apron! The ref is too busy with Trent’s team as they protest so Cage gets away with that. Luchasaurus then CHOPS Trent in a corner! And ROCKS him! And stomps him! Luchasaurus drags Trent up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Trent tumbles up and out to the floor! Luchasaurus roars, Trent sputters, and the ref is busy with Cassidy so Christian gets a cheap shot in! Roddy wants one but the ref is paying attention to them by then. Luchasaurus fetches Trent into the ring, then keeps him from his corner with a chinlock. Luchasaurus CLUBS away on Trent’s chest!

Luchasaurus drags Trent up, tags in Christian, and The Patriarchy mugs Trent. Christian snapmares Trent and then claws at Trents’ face! The ref reprimands, Christian lets off to stare Garcia down, but Garcia almost gets a shot in! Christian taunts Garcia, brings Trent up, but Trent throws a forearm! Christian ROCKS Trent in return, then clamps on a SLEEPER! Trent sputters and Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally up. Trent fights as Christian squeezes tight, and Trent throws body shots! The fans fire up as Trent runs, but into a kick! Then a REVERSE DDT! Fans boo but Christian goes up a corner. Christian DIVING HEADBTT FLOPS as Trent moves!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Trent and Christian crawl, their teams reach out, hot tag to Roddy, and he CLOBBERS Trent to deny Cassidy! The fans boo as Roddy mocks the hands up and hands into pockets. Trent crawls while Roddy gives him the “devastating” kicks a la Cassidy. The fans boo as Roddy stomps Trent, then hauls him up and around, for a BOSTON CRAB! But Trent rolls right through to BOOT Roddy away! Hot tags to Cage and Cassidy! Cassidy ducks Cage to bump him off buckles! He does the same to Christian! Then another for Cage! Cassidy climbs to CROSSBODY Christian!

Cassidy SHOTGUNS Luchasaurus, dodges Cage and tilt-o-whirls, only for Cage to stop the DDT! But then STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy DIVES onto Roddy, goes back in and tilt-o-whirl DDTS Cage! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Roddy shouts at Cassidy, “You want some?!” But it’s Luchasaurus who grabs Cassidy! And Garcia! But they break free, dodge Luchasaurus, and ORANGE PUNCH! SHINING WIZARD! Roddy gives Cassidy a SICK KICK! But Garcia CHOPS and SLAPS Roddy over and over! Then SAIDO! Christian SPEARS Garcia! But Hook clinches, EL CAMINO! The fans fire up but Cage aims at Hook!

Hook swings on Cage, but into a FULL NELSON SLAM!! Cassidy runs in, but into an F5!! Cover, Garcia AND Hook break it! The fans fire up, Luchasaurus reaches out to tag in off Cage. Hook is still after Cage, Garcia joins in, but Luchasaurus grabs Cassidy. Trent goes after Luchasaurus and now Best Friends mug him! Roddy gets up, Cassidy BLASTS him off the apron! Cassidy DIVES, but into END OF HEARTACHE!! Cage powers out, but Hook & Garcia dodge to DOUBLE LARIAT him and themselves out of the ring! Trent is on Luchasaurus with a SLEEPER BACKPACK, and he’s bringing the dinosaur to his knees!

The fans fire up but Luchasaurus pries at the hold. Luchasaurus has a second wind and he THROWS Trent away! Roddy’s got Cassidy down in the Strong Hold!! Trent stagger sup, into the JURASSIC HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus snarls, dares Trent to get up, and then choke grips, for the JURASSIC CHOKE- VICTORY ROLL!! TWO!!! Luchasaurus escapes, Trent SUPERKICKS him! Luchasaurus stays up, so Trent SUPERKICKS again! Luchasaurus flounders, Trent aims from the corner, but Christian runs up! Trent DECKS Christian, but Nick Wayne CLUBS Trent! EXTINCTION LARIAT!! Cover, Patriarchy and friends win!

Winners: Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong, by pinfall

All the extra help on the outside steered things in their direction, and now the TNT Champion has momentum going into Revolution! Taven & Bennett then show up so they can help Roddy mug Cassidy! The Undisputed Kingdom vows Cassidy won’t even make it to tomorrow night! Cage and Hook brawl, Luchasaurus & Christian mug Trent! Cage whips Hook hard into railing! Luchasaurus & Nick get chairs for Papa Christian and Matthew Menard shouts from commentary! Daddy Magic storms in, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him down! Then Luchasaurus gives Menard the FULL METAL CHOKE SLAM!!

Menard writhes as the chair is bent from his body hitting it! Hook baits Cage in and sends him into steps! Christian is still after Garcia, but Hook leaps to LARIAT Cage down! The Undisputed Kingdom has let off of Cassidy, but Garcia turns things around on Christian! Garcia CLUBS away on Christian and chases him up the ramp! Then he sends Christian into the LED screen! It is still chaos up and down and all around ringside, but will Christian survive Red Death to still be TNT Champion? Does Cassidy stand a chance of retaining the International Championship when he can barely stand on his own two feet? All this and more will be answered tomorrow night at Revolution!


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, especially as the go-home to Revolution. I like the move of Mark attacking Buddy to “cancel a match,” and then Mark became a one man wrecking crew to really escalate things between him and The House of Black. I’m thinking if Mark doesn’t get allies to help him, then he should have some sort of three match series with The House. Mark will face each member 1v1, from Buddy to Brody to Malakai, and who knows how that goes, but Mark beating Malakai would be a good blowoff that also gets Mark towards a title story for the Summer. And really good promos from Swerve and Hangman to top off things for Revolution, with Hangman having a rather manic and desperate take on being a Face turning Heel. That’s a much more realistic turn in his character rather than the usual “I’m just a bad guy now” kind of stuff.

Really good segment from Wardlow, Jericho and Hobbs. While it’s not really good that Tony Khan books his people into these positions where their characters are always going, “It’s about time I get to do something in this company!” at least Wardlow is making the most of it with how passionate that promo was. And then while Jericho maybe goes one line too long for his part, at least Hobbs just beats Jericho down to make his point. Go-home math probably doesn’t work here, Jericho isn’t suddenly going to win out just because of this. I am still going with Wardlow as first pick, Hobbs as second.

Speaking of the Scramble, great Triple Threat, and a great win for Dante. I did not expect that, I really thought it was gonna be Penta, but Dante is another great high-flyer to get in on a rather bulky field. Great win for Mariah May, though I don’t think her matches have really gone long enough to showcase everything she can do. But it was also a great segue for Storm and Deonna to have their final face to face. Deonna stands tall because she puts the hurt on Mariah, that makes me think Storm retains and we slowly turn the corner to where Mariah gets fed up with Storm not caring about her at all, despite taking all these hits for her.

Great win for Thunder Rosa, and her little mini-promo after was really good, too. Again, feels like a case parallel to Wardlow about being a little annoyed at having to wait for stuff. Rosa did show up during the hype towards Collision’s debut, but then was not on a single Collision for months. Good promo from Deeb, too, and I want to say her saying “Final Boss” is some plug for Mercedes Mone to show up and be “THE Boss,” what with Big Business in Boston happening in a couple weeks. And apparently we’re not getting a TBS Championship or even a contender’s match. However, perhaps Willow & Kris VS Julia & Skye establishes someone as a #1 contender through the rankings to build towards the next PPV.

Really good stuff out of Bang Bang Scissor Gang, including their use of dysfunction within the group. They still win out because sadly, The Dark Order’s resurgence was only on ROH and then they got brought back to AEW just to eat losses. But with this being the second week in a row Caster can’t get a rap out, something is about to fall apart between the BBSG, whether we want it to or not. Meanwhile, Triple J helps Private Party win, maybe Jeff Jarrett wants to try and make a super group of his own. And apparently Lethal is onboard, because last we saw they were still arguing, so maybe Revolution swaps a super group we want for one that doesn’t make sense.

And great 8 Man Tag main event with a lot of stories plugged at once. The Heels winning made sense, and Trent taking the loss while Luchasaurus gets the win also makes sense. The math isn’t really affected by that necessarily, because then the chaotic brawl happens and we get varied results. Cassidy was beat down, so I’d think he beats Roddy. Meanwhile, Garcia threw Christian down before cameras cut away, so I guess that means Christian finds a way to win. Which makes sense, we just saw how Christian has three minions and Garcia only has Daddy Magic watching his back. That is, if Edge doesn’t show up to help Garcia.

Adam Copeland costing Christian the title rather than taking it himself would be good stuff for their feud, which doesn’t even really need the title. Edge VS Christian, The Final Chapter, just needs Luchasaurus to man up and turn on Christian and weaken the Patriarchy.

My Score: 8.8/10


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