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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (10/7/21)

Round 6, A Block!

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NJPW G1 Climax 31

Is the NJPW landscape shifting?

The top of A Block has been shaken up! Will Shingo Takagi, Great-O-Khan or Zack Sabre Jr. make a recovery to head back for the top of the G1 Climax?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kota Ibushi VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado; Ibushi wins.
  • Zack Sabre Jr. VS Yujiro Takahashi w/ Pieter; ZSJ wins.
  • Toru Yano VS Shingo Takagi; Takagi wins.
  • Tomohiro Ishii VS Great-O-Khan; Ishii wins.

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Here are the current A Block standings!

Zack Sabre Jr: 4-1, 8 points
Kenta: 4-2, 8 points [has special singles by]
Great-O-Khan: 4-2, 8 points
Kota Ibushi: 4-2, 8 points
Shingo Takagi: 3-2, 6 points
Toru Yano: 3-2, 6 points
Tomohiro Ishii: 3-3, 6 points
Tanga Loa: 2-3, 4 points
Yujiro Takahashi: 2-3, 4 points

 

Kota Ibushi VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!

The Golden Star slayed The Dragon in last round’s main event! Will he continue his comeback and shine in the Sun Plaza? Or will the Silverback go Ape Shit on him and bring Ibushi back to earth?

Jado and Loa Low Sweet and fans cheer. The bell rings and fans rally up, “I-BU-SHI! I-BU-SHI!” as he and Loa circle. They approach, feel things out, and then back away. They approach, tie up, and Loa puts Ibushi on the ropes. The ref calls for the ropebreak and Loa lets of clean, which fans cheer. Jado gives some Loa some coaching and fans rally back up as Loa circles with Ibushi again. They tie up, Ibushi gets a headlock, Loa pulls hair then powers out, but Ibushi rams shoulders. Neither falls and fans cheer as things speed up. Loa drops, hurdles and dropkicks! Loa gets a headlock takeover and he grinds Ibushi down. Fans rally up as Ibushi gets to his feet.

Loa grinds the headlock harder, Ibushi powers out, but Loa runs him over with a shoulder. Loa wags his finger, speeds things up, and Ibushi hurdles to dropkick back! Fans fire up and rally as Loa bails out. Ibushi aims and roars into the PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Loa! Ibushi grabs at Loa but Loa resists. Ibushi gets Loa up, whips him hard into railing, and then runs in, into a SPEAR! Loa and Ibushi are both down and the fans fire back up. A ring count starts, but it’s 5 of 20 before Loa sits up. The count is 10 of 20 before Loa stands up and brings Ibushi around. Loa throws a forearm, Ibushi staggers about, Loa bounces him off the apron at 15 of 20.

Loa gets Ibushi up, APRON BACK SUPLEX! Loa slingshots in at 19 of 20 for a senton! And then hits a STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Loa is frustrated but fans fire up seeing his agility. Another cover, TWO! Loa clamps on with a chinlock and grinds Ibushi into the mat. Ibushi endures, fights and kicks his way around, and gets the ropebreak with a foot! Loa lets go, to CHOKE Ibushi! The ref reprimands, Loa lets off and he drags Ibushi up. Loa ROCKS Ibushi with a forearm, headbutts him in the back, then whips him corner to corner to clothesline! Loa whips back the other way and clotheslines again! Then he reels Ibushi in for a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!

Loa argues with the ref but the count is fair. Fans rally, Loa paces and he brings Ibushi up. Ibushi throws a forearm but Loa throws it forearm back! Ibushi throws another, but Loa gives it back again. Ibushi fires off several forearms then eggs Loa on. Loa kicks low and suplexes, but Ibushi slips out to waistlock. Loa elbows free, runs but into a BOOT! He roars and runs in again, into another boot! Loa rebounds to boot, Ibushi comes back with a JUMPING KICK! Both men are down, fans rally up and Ibushi stands. Ibushi fires off fast hands and a sobat! Loa falls over, Ibushi aims as he gets to a corner. Ibushi runs in but into a BOOT! Ibushi staggers, wobbles, but manages a POWERSLAM!

Ibushi somersaults to the corner, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Ibushi wags his finger now. Ibushi drags Loa up and half nelsons. Loa resists the suplex, elbows free, wrenches and kicks to knee and ENZIGURI! Then a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Ibushi survives and Loa is beside himself! Loa gets Ibushi back up and reels him in, but Ibushi slips out of the bomb to kick low. Ibushi reels Loa in now and lifts, SIT-OUT BOMB! Cover, TWO! Loa survives but Ibushi vows to end this. Fans rally, “I-BU-SHI!” as he gets the wrists. Ibushi sits Loa up, but Loa blocks. Loa reels Ibushi into a fireman’s carry but Ibushi slips out to get both wrists!

Ibushi kicks Loa’s legs out, but Loa powers up to block the Kami-Goye! Loa turns things around, and STEALS THE BLINDSIDE KAMIGOYE!!! Fans are thunderous as both men are down again! Loa gets himself to ropes, drags himself up, and goes back to Ibushi. Loa reels him in, gets him up, SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ibushi survives and Loa can’t believe it! Ibushi crawls to a corner and slowly gets up. Loa storms in, waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Ibushi rises?! Ibushi dodges Loa to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Loa stands back up, too! And he BLOCKS the V-Trigger! Loa spins Ibushi around to POISON-RANA!! How is he doing this?!

But Ibushi is right up to POISON-RANA, TOO!! Ibushi’s wasn’t as clean but fans are still thunderous over it! Ibushi and Loa slowly rise, and Ibushi aims from a corner. He calls upon the powers of Strong Style, runs in, BOMAYE! But he’s not done there! He gets the wrists, sits Loa up, but Loa SPEARS POINT BLANK!! And he gets Ibushi up, scoops, APE- NO! Ibushi slips off, gut wrenches and TOMBSTONES! Then he gets the wrists, KAMIGOYE!! Cover, Ibushi wins!

Winner: Kota Ibushi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

Gold still beats silver as Golden Star outshines Silverback! Will Loa be stuck near the bottom of the G1? Will Ibushi find his way back to the finals?

 

Zack Sabre Jr. VS Yujiro Takahashi w/ Pieter!

The Submission Master tried but failed to make the Stone Pitbull #JustTapOut, but one loss is not enough to derail him. Will the Tokyo Pimp look to add to ZSJ’s woes? Or will he simply be used to get ZSJ back up?

Pieter and Yujiro Low Sweet and the bell rings. Yujiro talks a little smack but ZSJ gives it back as fans rally up. The two circle, feel things out, and Yujiro shoots in but ZSJ quickly gets around to a waistlock. Yujiro tries but can’t get away, ZSJ high stacks but Yujiro keeps his shoulders up. ZSJ floats to a lateral press but Yujiro moves around. ZSJ forces Yujiro to a lateral press this time, gets the cover, ONE! Fans cheer as the two reset and go again. They feel out a grapple, Yujiro waistlocks then shoves ZSJ at the ref! ZSJ stops himself, and blocks the low blow! ZSJ wrenches the arm and has the wristlock but Yujiro gets the ropebreak. Fans cheer as ZSJ lets off cleanly.

Yujiro gets back up, he and ZSJ circle and the two feel things out again. ZSJ waistlocks, Yujiro grabs at the ref but ZSJ blocks his low blow mule kick to an ANKLE LOCK! Yujiro scrambles and gets the ropebreak! ZSJ complains about the low blow attempts but he does let Yujiro go. Yujiro bails out to check on his leg, then gets up on the apron. ZSJ runs in but Yujiro blocks the boot to ROCK ZSJ with a forearm! Yujiro then shoulders in, but ZSJ catches him to a KIMURA! The ref counts because they’re in the ropes, ZSJ lets go at 4. Yujiro flops back to the floor and ZSJ goes out after him. ZSJ drags Yujiro up, and wrenches the arm to then bend the wrist and elbow.

ZSJ brings Yujiro around, RAMS the arm into the apron, then puts Yujiro in. ZSJ slides in, then BOOTS the bad arm! Yujiro sits up but ZSJ BOOTS the bad arm again. Fans rally, ZSJ kicks but Yujiro stays up. Yujiro blocks the boot, and BITES the foot?! Is that even doing anything with the shoe on? Yujiro still throws ZSJ down and runs to basement BOOT! ZSJ bails out now to check his face but Yujiro goes out. Yujiro drags ZSJ up, RAMS him into railing, and then Pieter sneaks Yujiro his pimp cane. Pieter distracts the ref and Yujiro stands ZSJ up to CANE SHOT him down! Yujiro puts the cane down and gets back in the ring, the ref unaware of what happened.

The ring count starts while ZSJ is down on the ramp. The count reaches 10 of 20 before ZSJ sits up. ZSJ stands, hurries over and slides in at 13. Yujiro storms up to him, snapmares ZSJ and throws forearms to keep him down. Yujiro sits ZSJ up and runs to basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! ZSJ goes to a corner, Yujiro brings him up and ROCKS him with a forearm! And KNEES him low! Yujiro whips corner to corner and runs in to BOOT ZSJ down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Yujiro brings ZSJ up to back suplex! Cover, TWO! ZSJ rolls away to ropes but Yujiro stalks him. Yujiro SLAPS ZSJ, so ZSJ gets up to EuroUpper! And again! And again!

Yujiro kicks low, whips, but ZSJ reverses to get the arm and TWEAK it! Yujiro kicks low again, fisherman but ZSJ fights out to wrench and WRING Yujiro out! Fans rally while Yujiro writhes and ZSJ gets the arm again. ZSJ bends Yujiro’s arm, going after the elbow. ZSJ wrenches and wrenches to double wristlock and STOMP the arm! Yujiro grits his teeth and clutches the elbow but ZSJ gets the arm again. ZSJ has a hammerlock, traps it, then pulls the other arm, recliner cradle! TWO, but ZSJ hammerlocks and TWISTS the bad arm! ZSJ sits on the arm, has a modified Disarmer but Yujiro gets a ropebreak with his foot. ZSJ lets go but kicks Yujiro all the way to the corner.

Yujiro stands, ZSJ runs in but Yujiro BOOTS him! ZSJ returns, Yujiro dodges, ZSJ goes up to tornado, but Yujiro denies the DDT. Yujiro hooks the leg but ZSJ wrenches out, only for Yujiro to duck the clothesline and reel ZSJ into a REVERSE DDT! Fans fire up as both men are down and Yujiro clutches his bad arm. Yujiro stands as fans rally and he drags ZSJ up. Yujiro puts ZSJ against the ropes to BOOT him down! Yujiro then brings ZSJ back up, fireman’s carries, but ZSJ turns that into a GUILLOTINE! But Yujiro powers up to power out, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Yujiro keeps focus as he pushes ZSJ around.

Fans rally, Yujiro stands ZSJ up and reels him in, but ZSJ arm-drags to then ghost pin, TWO! Double wristlock and STOMP! Yujiro clutches his arm, ZSJ runs but Yujiro blocks the Penalty Kick! Yujiro throws ZSJ down, runs, but ZSJ avoids the boot! Yujiro blocks a boot, waistlocks but ZSJ wrenches out. Yujiro reverses the whip to INCOLLE SLAM! Fans fire up as both men are down again. Yujiro gets feeling in the bad arm, crawls over to ZSJ and brings him up. ZSJ ROUNDHOUSES the bad arm! Yujiro CHOPS with the good arm. ZSJ ROUNDHOUSES the bad arm, Yujiro CHOPS with the good arm! ZSJ ROUNDHOUSES, Yujiro CHOPS, repeat! Yujiro CHOPS again, ZSJ drops to a knee!

ZSJ comes back with a EuroUpper but Yujiro throws a forearm. ZSJ EuroUppers, Yujiro forearms, repeat, faster and faster! ZSJ wobbles and Yujiro fires off more forearms! Yujiro roars but ZSJ blocks to reel him in! IRON OCTOPUS! Yujiro powers out to a fireman’s carry! MIAMI SHINE!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and Yujiro can’t believe it! Fans rally up, Yujiro fires up and he stands ZSJ back up. ZSJ slips out of Pimp Juice, Yujiro forearms but ZSJ wrenches to PELE the bad arm! But Yujiro LARIATS with the good arm! Yujiro gets ZSJ back up and reels him back in, but still no Pimp Juice! ZSJ hooks for the backslide but Yujiro turns that around on him!

ZSJ rolls through, into PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO?!! Fans are fired up while Yujiro is shocked! Yujiro gets ZSJ back up, BIG- WRENCH! ZSJ has the Fujiwara, but Yujiro rolls through! ZSJ shifts position, KIMURA HEADSCISSORS! Then an INVERTED TRIANGLE! Yujiro taps, ZSJ wins!!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (gains 2 points; Yujiro earns 0)

The Tokyo Pimp could not outlast the vegan fueled Dangerous Tekker! Is Yujiro going to end up on the bottom of the block? Will ZSJ find himself right back on top again?

 

Toru Yano VS Shingo Takagi!

The Producer had his bye against Bushi and got himself a win, but the Dragon fell to the Golden Star! Will Yano add on and get a huge win over THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion? Or will Takagi oddly get himself a shot at the KOPW 2021 trophy?

Yano’s long introduction is done, and Yano is impatient about the referee’s check. Takagi tells Yano to quit it already as he puts his jacket and world title belt aside. The bell rings and Yano quickly gets his baggie! Yano brings out another bag from within that bag, and it literally has Takagi’s name on it. Yano tosses the bag to Takagi and Takagi catches it. Is Yano trying to make this into a blindfold match? Takagi looks at the bag, and throws it away. Fans rally up, “TA-KA-GI! TA-KA-GI!” and Yano even puts his bag on! Yano waits on Takagi, Takagi says Yano better not try anything. Takagi turns away to put his bag on, and Yano takes his off! Yano rolls Takagi up, TWO!

Takagi takes the bag off and CLUBS Yano! Takagi makes Yano wear the blindfold and runs to run Yano over! Cover, TWO! Yano bails out and Takagi goes after him. Takagi kicks and clubs Yano, then whips. Yano reverses and sends Takagi into railing! Yano gets the bag off then sprays Takagi down! Yano also sprays the inside of the bag, making sure everything is disinfected. Then he puts the bag back on Takagi’s head, and then puts Takagi under the ring! The ring count is 5 of 20 as Yano goes back in and cheers. Takagi finds his way back out at 13 of 20, but he realizes he’s going into railing. He tries to find the ring, gets the blindfold off, and hurries in at 19!

Takagi stares Yano down, so Yano unties a buckle pad! Takagi attacks, whips Yano corner to corner, but Yano stops himself and unties that buckle pad! Takagi gets the other, and we have a standoff! Each man is “armed” with a pad, the ref tells them both to put those down, but Takagi dares Yano to bring it! The buckle pads clash, then Takagi disarms Yano! Takagi tosses his to Yano now, then hits him with a LARIAT! A Padded Bomber, if you will. The ref clears the ring of the loose pads and Takagi bumps Yano off the red corner. Takagi RAMS his shoulder in, then again. Takagi CHOPS then CHOPS then JABS! The ref counts, Takagi lets off, then brings Yano around.

Takagi scoops, SLAMS, and drops elbow after elbow! BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO! Takagi keeps his cool and fans rally up. Takagi drags Yano up, puts him against ropes and KNEES him low. The ref reprimands, Takagi lets off, and he whips Yano to ropes to KNEE him again! Then he suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi wraps on a chinlock and he grinds Yano into the mat. Yano fights, kicks around, but Takagi leans his weight on him. Yano reaches out and gets a ropebreak with a foot. Takagi gets Yano up, snapmares him back down, and drives elbows into the shoulder again and again. Takagi then stands on Yano’s head as fans rally up.

Takagi stomps Yano, kicks him around, then brings him up. Yano gets mad and they start shoving. Takagi forearms, Yano gives it back! Takagi likes that and hits Yano again. Yano hits back, the forearms keep flying and fans rally up. Takagi gets the edge but Yano ROCKS him! Yano runs and rams shoulders but Takagi stays up! Takagi swings, but into Yano’s Belly2Belly! Fans fire up while both men are down. Yano stands and gets Takagi up but Takagi LARIATS! Yano stays up, rebounds, into the ELBOW! JAB! YUKON- Hair pull! But Takagi pulls hair, too! The ref reprimands them both, but only Takagi lets go! Yano knees and whips Takagi, but Takagi reverses! Yano hits bare buckles!

Takagi wants to run in but Yano uses the ref as a shield! Yano shoves the ref at Takagi, who pushes the ref aside, but then Yano dodges and Takagi runs into bare buckles! Roll up, TWO!! Yano swings, Takagi gets around but Yano grabs the ref! LOW BLOW! M U!! TWO!! Takagi narrowly escapes and Yano can’t believe it! Yano shoves the ref again, then runs, but Takagi uses the ref back! PUMPING BOMBER!! Takagi drags Yano back up, puts his shirt over his face as a blindfold, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Yano survives but he can’t see as Takagi fires up, “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along, Takagi pump handles and torture racks, LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, Takagi wins!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yano earns 0)

To add insult to injury, Takagi puts the blindfold on Yano’s head, with the shirt still up and over. And then he blows snot into the one with “Takagi” on it! So much for Yano’s gift. Will Yano have to worry about the Dragon coming for his KOPW trophy? Or will Takagi focus more on being the third-ever top champion to win the G1 finals?

 

Tomohiro Ishii VS Great-O-Khan!

The Stone Pitbull took a bite out of the Submission Master and his G1 win streak, but he’s still hungry for more! However, the Dominator was furious after Fang Revived beat him then tried to embarrass him. Will Khan’s wrath end Ishii’s attempt to #TurnItAllAround? Or will Ishii break through the iron claw?

The two stare down even before the bell but Red Shoes has them back away to their corners. The bell rings and fans cheer as the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, going around in a circle at center. Khan has height but Ishii has width. Every step Khan pushes Ishii, Ishii pushes Khan back. Khan ends up getting the edge and he puts Ishii on ropes. Khan lets off but then bops Ishii on the head. Ishii shrugs that off to tie up again. Ishii headlocks and grinds Khan down, but Khan fights up. Khan powers out, Ishii rams shoulders but Khan doesn’t fall. Ishii goes again, another ram and it’s Ishii who staggers! Khan runs, rams Ishii but Ishii roars and fires a forearm!

Ishii runs, rams Khan again and again and again! Ishii keeps going, but Khan goes sideways to run Ishii over! Fans rally, “I-SHI-I!” “GREAT-O-KHAN!” as Khan stomps Ishii around. Khan kicks Ishii but Ishii gets up. Ishii choke grips but Khan forearms. Ishii forearms right back, and fans rally as the two go faster and faster! Ishii backs Khan down as they go then DECKS him! Fans cheer while Ishii leans on ropes to rest his arm. Ishii brings Khan up, CHOPS him, but his arm is bothering him. Ishii CHOPS Khan again but Khan grits his teeth. Ishii CHOPS again and Khan sits down! Ishii drags Khan up by his ponytail, but Khan grabs both ears!

Red Shoes reprimands, Khan kicks Ishii out of the ring. Khan goes out to CLUB Ishii on the back, then wrench and whip him into railing! Ishii falls in a heap and Khan goes over. Khan stands on Ishii’s head and digs his heel in as he shakes the railing! Khan lets off, a ring count starts, and Khan leaves Ishii outside. Ishii gets his bad arm moving and stands at 10 of 20. Ishii gets in at 12, Khan stomps him in the corner. Ishii eggs Khan on so Khan CHOKES him! Red Shoes reprimands, counts, and Khan lets off with his hands, only to use his knee to choke Ishii now. Red Shoes counts again, Khan lets off and fans rally back up.

Khan drags Ishii up by his ear, bumps him off buckles, then sits on top of Ishii. But Ishii slips out! So Khan hits DIVING MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Cover, ONE! Khan keeps his cool as he grabs the bad arm for a top wristlock. Ishii resists, Khan drags him around and has a modified Fujiwara! Ishii endures as Khan then traps the arm in leg scissors! Khan drives elbows into Ishii’s side then pulls on the arm. Ishii still endures, moves around, fights up and rolls to get free! But Khan gets the arm again in a double wristlock! Ishii rolls again and gets the ropebreak! Red Shoes counts, Khan lets go, but he STOMPS the bad arm!

Khan paces while Ishii clutches the elbow. Khan gives toying kicks now as fans rally. Ishii gets mad and eggs Khan on. Ishii leans into the kicks to then CHOP Khan! Khan knees low, whips Ishii to a corner, but Ishii comes back to RAM Khan! Khan stays up, runs and rams Ishii, but Ishii returns to run Khan over! Fans fire up as Ishii shakes out the bad arm. Ishii kicks Khan around now, then brings him up in a corner. Ishii CHOPS, forearms, CHOPS, forearms, repeat! Fans rally as he builds up speed sits Khan down! Ishii mockingly asks what’s wrong and fans cheer. Ishii drags Khan up, suplexes, and stalls for a few seconds before the SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Ishii keeps cool and he builds speed, but Khan arm-drags the lariat down! Fans fire up again as both men are back down. Khan drags Ishii back up, throws forearms, then Mongolian Chops in the corner. Khan whips corner to corner, then clotheslines from behind! Khan puts Ishii up top, Mongolian Chops him on the back, and has Ishii in the Tree of Woe! Khan digs his boot in, then goes corner to corner to hit the three point stance. Khan comes back to SLIDING BOOT! Ishii is still stuck in the Tree but Red Shoes works to free him. Khan paces and Ishii is finally out of the Tree, so he comes back to get the legs. Khan has the modified O’Conner, TWO!

Khan stomps Ishii, drags him up by his ear again, then whips him into the corner. Khan turns Ishii around and hops up top to sit on him after all. Khan literally rubs it in but hops off as Red Shoes counts. But Ishii steps up and COHPS Khan again! Khan shrugs it off? Khan CHOPS back, Ishii snarls and CHOPS again! Khan CHOPS, Ishii CHOPS, it’s becoming a CHOP fight! Ishii CHOPS, Khan CHOPS back, and Ishii takes a breath before he CHOPS again. Khan CHOPS, Ishii CHOPS, fans rally up as the CHOPS keep coming faster and faster! Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS and has Khan reeling, but then Khan MONGOLIAN CHOPS! And again! But then Ishii gets around, BACK SUPLEX!

Fans rally back up as both men are down. Ishii stands first, drags Khan up by his ears, but Khan throws a forearm. Ishii shakes his head so Khan forearms again. Ishii dares him to put some power into it and Khan throws more forearms, but still Ishii stays put! Ishii then ROCKS Khan with one! Khan roars back and puts his hands back! Ishii throws another forearm but Khan leans into them, much like Ishii would! Khan backs Ishii down and fans are thunderous! Khan then DECKS Ishii with one! Ishii slides down the buckle pad to flop to the mat! Fans rally up as Khan drags Ishii to his feet and puts him on the top rope.

Khan CHOPS Ishii again, climbs up to join him, and brings Ishii up. Ishii resists the superplex, throws body shots, then headbutts! Ishii adjusts and sunset flips for a RUNNING POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Khan survives but Ishii drags him back up. Ishii runs, but Khan catches the sliding lariat into the KATAGATAMI! Ishii fights with elbows, but Khan hits an STO! Khan squeezes tight but Ishii clasps hands to relieve pressure. Fans are thunderous as Ishii fights and Khan leans all his weight on the hold. Ishii loses his grip and is starting to fade, but he clasps hands again! Khan keeps squeezing, and hops around to put more and more pressure on Ishii’s head and neck!

Ishii scrambles, Khan gets him with a double wristlock. Ishii wrenches through to ARMBREAKER DDT! KIMURA!! Ishii has the double wristlock!! Khan endures so Ishii makes it a CROSS ARMBREAKER! Khan scrambles and gets a ropebreak with his foot! Ishii lets go fast and now things are even between their arms! Fans rally up again as Khan beats his bad arm into working again. Khan and Ishii rise, Ishii dares Khan to bring it. Ishii then runs in to clothesline Khan against ropes! Ishii runs, Khan swats his lariat away, but Ishii holds off the iron claw! Ishii headbutts and Khan wobbles! Khan headbutts back but Ishii shakes his head!

DOUBLE HEADBUTT! And again! And again! Ishii HEADBUTTS Khan right down!! Fans are thunderous as Ishii roars and shakes out the cobwebs. Ishii wobbles but he sits Khan up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Khan is still in this but Ishii fires up again. Ishii drags Khan back up, reels him in, suplexes, but Khan fights free! Khan boots but Ishii blocks to LARIAT! Fans fire up with Ishii and he gets Khan up again, but Khan suplexes for the GOURD BUSTER! Fans are thunderous again as both men are down! Khan goes to a corner, watches Ishii rise, and pounds the mat as he fires up. Khan runs in to FLYING NECKBREAKER!

Khan drags Ishii back up, for a stalling back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans continue to rally as Khan gets back up. Khan drags Ishii up, but Ishii fires boxing elbows! Ishii ROCKS Khan but Khan CLOBBERS Ishii! Ishii roars back to his feet and runs in to LARIAT! Khan gets up, blocks a lariat and has the KITSUJIGOROSHI! Ishii endures the iron claw standing crossface combo, and fans rally up, but he starts fading! Khan scoops for a TENZAN TOMBSTONE DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ishii survives Khan’s take on the TTD and fans are electric! Khan staggers up, prepares the claw and clamps onto Ishii’s face! Khan drags Ishii up, ELIMINI- NO! Ishii elbows free, but Khan UPPERCUTS!

Ishii dodges a boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Khan is up to BOOT! Khan roars and fans fire up again as he staggers back to Ishii. Khan drags Ishii up with an iron claw to the back of the head! ELMINATOR into buckles! Khan runs, into a LARIAT from Ishii! Cover, ONE?!?! Khan is up but he flops right back down!! Maybe he really IS a Jiangshi! Khan and Ishii stir, Ishii flounders to ropes and gets his bad arm moving. Ishii slaps some sense back into himself, then waits on Khan to rise. Ishii runs but Khan ducks and LARIATS back! Khan roars, drags Ishii up with the claw, ELIMINA- NO! Ishii slips out, spins him, but Khan fights the suplex to wrench, shoot in, and iron claw!

Ishii breaks free to ENZIGURI! But Khan stands again! Ishii runs to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!?!? More like 2.99!! Ishii roars, his rage boiling over, and the fans are electric again! Ishii stands Khan up, suplexes, for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Ishii wins!!

Winner: Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Khan earns 0)

The Stone Pitbull shocks the block! He just brought Khan down and could be an outside shot! How will the last three rounds bode for A Block’s beefy underdog?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Zack Sabre Jr: 5-1, 10 points
Kota Ibushi: 5-2, 10 points
Shingo Takagi: 4-2, 8 points
Kenta: 4-2, 8 points [won special singles by]
Tomohiro Ishii: 4-3, 8 points
Great-O-Khan: 4-3, 8 points
Toru Yano: 3-3, 6 points
Tanga Loa: 2-4, 4 points
Yujiro Takahashi: 2-4, 4 points


My Thoughts:

A really good, really fun round for the G1 here. Ibushi VS Loa was great stuff, and I almost thought we were going to see another shocking upset. But at the same time, Loa did pull out some wild stuff and perhaps had his best match of this G1, including stealing Ibushi’s finisher. But Ibushi breaks his roller coaster streak and is back up towards the top of the block. Yujiro also got to give a great showing against ZSJ, but I figured ZSJ was winning. ZSJ having that win over Ibushi from earlier means that if it comes down to the two of them at the top, ZSJ goes in without question.

Yano VS Takagi was a lot of fun with the blindfold bag gag, but of course Takagi won. Takagi beat Kenta before so he has the tiebreaker there, but Kenta could still rise up. Khan VS Ishii was an awesome match, but I am really surprised Ishii won here. He now brings Khan into the middle of the pack and has the tiebreaker on him, but I’m pretty sure Ishii just plays spoiler to others instead of being a finalist himself. And Ishii just leaving without having a show closing promo is pretty much his style, so that trimmed off some time on the show.

My Score: 9.1/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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