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Mitchell’s WWE Crown Jewel Results & Report! (10/21/21)

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WWE Crown Jewel 2021

History is going to be made at Crown Jewel again!

WWE returns to Saudi Arabia for Riyadh season, and its another historic night! Who will win the King of the Ring and Queen’s Crown finals?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kickoff Show – The Usos VS The Hurt Business; The Usos win.
  • Hell in a Cell: Edge VS Seth Rollins; Edge wins.
  • Mansoor VS Mustafa Ali; Mansoor wins.
  • Raw Tag Team Championships: RKBRO VS AJ Styles & Omos; RKBRO wins and retains the titles.
  • Queen’s Crown Finals: Zelina Vega VS “Doudrop” Piper Niven; Vega wins and is the inaugural Queen of the Ring.
  • No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere: Goldberg VS Bobby Lashley; Goldberg wins.
  • King of the Ring Finals: Finn Balor VS Xavier Woods; Woods wins and is the 2021 King of the Ring.
  • WWE World Championship: Big E VS Drew McIntyre; Big E wins and retains the title.
  • SmackDown Women’s Championship Triple Threat: Becky Lynch VS Bianca Belair VS Sasha Banks; Lynch wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Universal Championship: Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman VS Brock Lesnar; Reigns wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Crown Jewel Kickoff Show!

Kayla Braxton, Matt Camp and Peter Rosenberg are in the WWE Command Center to analyze, discuss and predict all the action!

 

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kevin Patrick spooks Heyman as he exits Roman Reigns’ room. Heyman tells him not to do that and then asks who he even is. Kevin introduces himself and says they’ve met before. But he’s hoping to get a word from Heyman about the monumental Universal Championship and if it will be difficult for him given his dueling loyalties to both Roman and Lesnar. Heyman says he can’t understand a word Kevin said. And also, Kayla surely put Kevin up to this. Heyman will smarten him up: ask an honest question that can get an honest answer out of him. Kevin thanks Heyman for the clarification. Then is it true that last Friday, he went over the title contract with Brock Lesnar?

Heyman sighs. “Before you get fired, which I’m hoping is really, really soon, let me give you an exclusive. Tonight at Crown Jewel, I am going to walk down to the ring with the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion, Roman Reigns. And I am going to walk back to the locker room with the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion. Thank you very much.” Did Heyman not name that winning champion on purpose? Or is it supposed to be a forgone conclusion of where his loyalties lie?

 

Kickoff Show – The Usos VS The Hurt Business!

This is non-title, but the SmackDown Tag Team Champions want to start things off right for the Bloodline! Will Jimmy & Jey make the Tribal Chief proud? Or will Cedric Alexander & Shelton Benjamin prove they’re worthy of tag titles again?

The teams sort out, Jey starts with PRIMED Alexander. Fans are fired up for the “UCE-SO! UCE-SO!” Jey headlocks Alexander, Alexander powers out but Jey runs him over. Jey holds up the finger for #WeTheOnes. “UCE!” “SO!” Jey and Alexander circle, tie up, and Alexander waistlocks to a headlock. Jey powers out to his own headlock but Alexander rolls him away. Things speed up, Alexander hurdles but Jey back suplexes! Cover, TWO! Jey whips, Alexander reverses but Jey dodges to swipe at Benjamin. Alexander ROCKS Jey and hits a DDT! Tag to Benjamin, the Hurt Business mugs Jey, then Benjamin throws hands and stomps Jey down.

The ref counts, Benjamin lets off to RAM Jey into the Hurt Business corner. Jey fights back, even as Alexander tags in. But Benjamin picks Jey up, ATOMIC KNEE COMBO! Cover, TWO! Alexander wraps on a chinlock and grinds Jey down. Fans rally, Jey endures, and Jey fights up. Alexander wrenches the arm, uppercuts the shoulder, and keeps Jey from Jimmy for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Alexander drags Jey and tags Benjamin in. Benjamin stomps Jey, drags him up, and hammerlocks before the scoop, SHOULDER BREAKER! Jey goes to a corner, Benjamin drags him up and reels him in for an arm-drag!

Benjamin pulls on Jey’s arm, isolates it with a cording hold but fans rally for Jey. Jey fights up, Benjamin wrangles him away from Jimmy. Benjamin grinds the shoulder, Jey fights up again and Jey gets to a corner. Benjamin throws hands, hoists Jey up top and throws haymakers. Benjamin climbs up but Jey fights back with body shots. Fans fire up as Jey shoves Benjamin down, but Benjamin gets Jey with a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Jey is still in this but Alexander tags in. Alexander hooks up the arm and taunts Jimmy as he gets the leg for a HALF CRAB! Jey endures so Alexander lets off to stomp him down! Alexander isolates the arm to stomp the shoulder!

Alexander puts Jey in the corner, digs his boots in, then tags Benjamin. The Hurt Business mugs Jey, Benjamin pulls on Jey’s arm but Jey has the ropes. The ref counts, Benjamin lets off and Alexander talks trash. Fans boo as Benjamin mocks the #WeTheOnes, then he brings Jey up to slap him around. Jey counter punches! Fans fire up as Jey fires off haymakers, then kicks! Benjamin blocks and spins Jey but Jey DRAGON WHIPS! Fans fire up again as both men are down! Jimmy and the fans rally as Jey slowly gets up, hot tags to Alexander and Jimmy! Jimmy rallies on the Hurt Business! Alexander uppercuts and whips but Jimmy CLOBBERS him!

Jimmy mule kicks, uppercuts then dodges to pop-up SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Alexander goes to a corner, Jimmy shouts, “UCE!” and the fans shout “SO!” HIP ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Jimmy drags Alexander up but Alexander back kicks! Jimmy waistlocks and O’Conner Rolls, TWO! JUMP KNEE from Benjamin! Alexander gets Jimmy up, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Jimmy survives and Alexander can’t believe it! Tag to Benjamin and he drags Jimmy up. They want another atomic knee but Jimmy fights! Jey trips Alexander, Jimmy slips out of the back suplex to ROCK Alexander! Benjamin KNEES Jimmy, OLYMPIC SLAM! Cover, Jey breaks it!

Alexander runs in, dodges Jey, handspring to the NEURALIZER! But Jey SUPERKICKS! Benjamin SUPERKICKS Jey, Jimmy mule kicks! But Benjamin comes back with PAYDIRT!! Cover, TWO!?! Jimmy survives and fans rally up as Benjamin stands. Benjamin reels Jimmy in, gets him up, but Jimmy fights free of the bomb! Jey tags in, Jimmy SUPERKICKS! Alexander tags in before the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Alexander leaps in, the Usos dodge and DOUBLE SUPERKICK him down! Jey goes up top, USO SPLASH! Cover, the Usos win!

Winners: The Usos, by pinfall

The Bloodline starts off strong tonight with the Usos getting another win! Will the Bloodline stay strong with Roman facing The Beast once again?

 

Crown Jewel returns!

“This event has seen legends, and played host to history. Now we return to a place that brings out the best for all the world to see. Behold the dominant. The bold. The fearless. The powerful. And as we witness the best, we make way for the Beast. Tonight, the world marvels and celebrates as one.” From Riyadh, this is Crown Jewel!

 

Hell in a Cell: Edge VS Seth Rollins!

What started seven years ago with a vicious physical threat could now end with serious physical trauma. The Rated R Superstar wants to finally exorcise The Visionary from his life, and now they’re both going through Hell! Who survives this dance with the devil inside the sinister steel?

The bell rings and fans fire up as the two stare down. Edge then RAMS Rollins into the corner and fires off haymakers! Edge whips Rollins corner to corner, Rollins BOOTS him away and throws hands in return! “This is Awesome!” for the fans as Rollins throws more hands but Edge turns things around to throw forearms. Rollins staggers away, kicks back and whips, but Edge reverses to FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! And then he BOOTS Rollins down! Fans fire up as Edge stalks Rollins to the apron. Rollins hotshots Edge back! Rollins springboards to FLYING KNEE! Edge goes down but he bails out of the ring.

Rollins takes aim, builds speed, and DIVES, but Edge sends him into steel! Edge drags Rollins up to grind his face into the chain links! Edge stalks Rollins around the way, SMACKS Rollins off the steel, then whips Rollins into the steel steps! Edge snarls as he dribbles Rollins off the steel cage again. Edge puts Rollins in the ring and starts looking under the ring. Fans fire up as he brings out chairs! Edge puts the chairs in, Rollins runs in but into an IMPALER! Cover, TWO! Edge gets a chair, and breaks off a crossbar! Rollins panics but can’t get away! Rollins fights free of the crossface to go after Edge’s face!

Edge holds that off, kicks Rollins away, but Rollins comes back to SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Edge goes to the apron, Rollins runs and baseball slide dropkicks Edge to the floor! Rollins drags Edge up, snarls and RAMS Edge into the steel cage! Fans rally up for Edge but Rollins drags him up to run and RAM him into more red steel! Rollins drags Edge back up, fans tell him “You Suck!” but Rollins puts Edge in the ring. Rollins goes looking for things under the ring but Edge WRECKS him with a dropkick! Edge drags Rollins up through the ropes and throws knees. Edge drags Rollins in, whips him into a corner then runs in to RAM him!

Edge stalks Rollins but Rollins kicks him down! Rollins has a chair and SMACKS Edge on the back! Fans boo but Rollins SMACKS Edge again! And again! And again! And again and again and again! Fans still chant, “You Suck!” but Rollins ignores them to put Edge’s head on this chair. Rollins gets the other chair and wants to copy Edge’s most dangerous invention. CON-CHAIR- NO!! Edge trips Rollins and goes for the arm! Rollins scrambles but Edge still has the CROSSFACE! Rollins crawls, and he reaches for that broken crossbar! Rollins JAMS Edge in the face!! Fans boo and Edge checks his eye. Rollins gets a chair and tosses it to then ROLLING ELBOW it into Edge’s face!

Rollins hurries up top, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Edge is still in this and Rollins is seething. Rollins digs at Edge’s face, throws down hands, then paces about. Rollins goes out and looks under the ring. Rollins brings out a TABLE! Fans fire up as Rollins sets up the table at ringside. Edge stirs, Rollins stalks up behind him. Rollins clamps on and digs fingers into Edge’s face! Rollins only lets off to reel Edge in. Edge fights the bomb and swings, but into a double underhooks! UNPRETTIER!! Cover, TWO!! Not even a shoutout to Edge’s old pal could win this won! Fans again say “This is Awesome!” but Rollins is frustrated.

Rollins drags Edge back to a drop zone, he goes up top, but Edge SHOVES Rollins off! Rollins hits steel then fall through the table!! Fans lose their minds for that one! Edge drags himself out of the ring and brings Rollins out of the wreckage. Edge puts Rollins in the ring, covers, TWO!! Rollins is still in this somehow, fans sing and Edge pulls steel steps apart. Edge brings the base steps up and into the ring, then positions it at center. Edge brings Rollins up and over, but Rollins swings on him! Edge ducks to hit the EDGE-O-MATIC to the steps! Rollins is down on the steel but Edge isn’t done here. Edge has the chair, he stretches Rollins out on the steps, then climbs the corner.

Edge snarls, jumps, FULL METAL MACHO ELBOW to Rollins and the steps! Rollins flops off the steps, Edge crawls over to cover, TWO!! Rollins survives again but Edge takes aim from the corner. Rollins stands, Edge runs in, SUPERKICK from Rollins! Rollins reels Edge in, PEDIGREE!! Cover, TWO!?! Edge survives and Rollins is frustrated again. Rollins drags himself to a corner, aims at Edge and runs in, CURB- NO! Edge pops Rollins up to BUCKLE BOMB! Edge runs to SPEAR!! Edge flounders to the cover, TWO?!? Now Rollins survives and Edge can’t believe it! The fans are thunderous as Edge goes out of the ring and looks around under the ring.

Edge brings out a new table! He gets it in the ring, but then he thinks of something else. Edge looks under and finds a LADDER! We all know the Rated R Superstar loves those! Edge puts the ladder in the ring, too, and he aims to RAM Rollins down! Edge stands the ladder up in the corner, he brings Rollins around and ROCKS him with a haymaker. Edge whips Rollins corner to corner but Rollins reverses, Edge hits the ladder! The ladder falls with Edge, so Rollins smacks it off him! Rollins then fetches the table Edge brought in and sets it up in the center. Rollins positions it, brings Edge up and CLUBS away on the bad neck!

Rollins has a mad look in his eyes as he puts Edge on the table. Rollins takes the ladder to the corner and stands it up. Rollins climbs the ladder, but Edge springs up to hit Rollins first! Rollins hits back, Edge flops back to the table. Rollins climbs a little more but Edge hits him again! Edge headbutts Rollins, climbs up to join Rollins, but Rollins claws eyes to stop the superplex. Rollins CLUBS Edge more, then gets up to SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB Edge through the table!! Cover, TWO!?!? HOW?!? Rollins throws the table scraps out of the ring in anger, and thinks of what he has to do next. Rollins goes out, looks around under the ring, and he brings out the toolbox!

But Rollins also looks around for more. Edge staggers up to his feet and Rollins goes back in after him. SUPERKICK! Edge somehow stays up so Rollins kicks the legs out. Rollins wants to relive MSG, SUPERKICK! Edge flops over and Rollins wants him to get up. But then Rollins goes to the toolbox and brings out a CHAIN! Rollins wraps the chain around his boot like a brass knuckles! Rollins aims at Edge as Edge slowly sits back up. Rollins grins as he FULL METAL SUPERKICKS!! The referee checks on Edge and somehow Edge is still conscious. Rollins says, “This is how your fairy tale ends!”

Rollins puts Edge’s head on a chair, goes back to a corner, runs back in, but Edge moves! LOW BLOW with the chair edge!! Edge manages to stand up again, Rollins sputters as he gets back up, Edge SUPERKICKS Rollins down! Edge grits his teeth as he steadies himself and takes aim again. Rollins gets up for another SUPERKICK! Edge takes the chain off Rollins’ boot and uses it for the GLASGOW GRIN! Rollins wants to use a wrench but Edge gets it and he uses THAT for the GLASGOW GRIN!!! Rollins endures but Edge lets him go?! Edge gets a chair, puts Rollins’ head on it, and runs in to CURB STOMP Rollins to the chair!!! Cover, Edge wins!

Winner: Edge, by pinfall

The Rated R Superstar uses Rollins’ own move to finish this! Has Edge finally moved past The Architect to continue his comeback?

 

Mansoor VS Mustafa Ali!

The Star of Saudi Arabia returns home, but he’ll only be celebrating once he’s humbled the man who thought he needed to teach Mansoor how to survive. Will the Beacon be lucky to survive now that he’s lit a fire inside Mansoor?

The bell rings and fans are fired up as the two stare down. Mansoor and Ali circle, tie up, and Ali pulls hair. Mansoor headlocks, hits a takeover, but Ali pulls hair again. Ali fights up, pulls hair and then steps on Mansoor’s leg to get out of the headlock. Ali wrenches the arm, Mansoor rolls and kips up but Ali throws him down by his hair. Ali has the cording hold and tells Mansoor he needs to learn. Ali wrenches to a wristlock again, but Mansoor handsprings and WRINGS Ali. Ali kips up but Mansoor throws Ali down by hair! Mansoor has the cording hold, Ali rolls but Mansoor wrenches and YANKS the arm. Ali wrenches back but Mansoor uses the ropes to get around and arm-drag!

Things speed up, Mansoor wheelbarrows to a victory roll and STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO, but Mansoor dropkicks Ali out of the ring! Ali seethes and tells fans to shut up but Mansoor waits on him. Ali gets in, gets around but Mansoor switches to SLAM Ali down. Ali fights up, backs Mansoor into the corner and mule kicks as he lets off. Ali goes to Mansoor and CHOPS him in the corner! Mansoor snarls as Ali talks trash to the fans, and Mansoor dodges to CHOP Ali back! And CHOP again! Ali reverses the whip but Mansoor goes up and over and CLOBBERS Ali! Mansoor whips, Ali holds ropes and bails out!

Mansoor gets annoyed but then he WRECKS Ali with a dropkick! Mansoor drags Ali back up to the apron, but Ali YANKS him down! Mansoor hits apron on the way down and fans boo as Ali leaves him behind. The ring count climbs, Mansoor gets up but Ali slings out to THROW Mansoor into the barriers! Ali drags Mansoor up and puts him in the ring. Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Ali clamps onto Mansoor with a Camel Clutch! Mansoor endures as Ali pulls back and fans rally up. Mansoor gets one arm free, then the other, but Ali shifts to a sleeper. Mansoor fights up, Ali elbows him in the shoulder! Ali brings Mansoor around but Mansoor blocks the suplex!

Ali CLUBS away on Mansoor, tries again, but Mansoor slips out o to RAM Ali into buckles! Ali bucks the O’Conner Roll to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Mansoor as Ali slaps him around. “You’re gonna let them down! Just like you always do!” Ali stomps Mansoor in the corner and calls him a loser before he KICKS Mansoor in the chest. Ali says Mansoor is worthless, then KICKS him again! “You are nothing!” Mansoor blocks the kick this time and he glares at Ali as he stands up. Fans fire up as Mansoor eggs Ali on! Ali chops but Mansoor fires off with haymakers! Ali reverse the whip but Mansoor boots and ENZIGURIS! Then atomic drop to SPINEBUSTER!

Fans fire up with Mansoor and he stalks Ali. Mansoor wants Ali to get up but Ali begs for mercy. Mansoor boots Ali to the corner then fires off haymakers! Mansoor stomps, the ref counts, Mansoor lets off at 4. Mansoor runs in but Ali BOOTS him! Ali runs, into a LARIAT! Ali bails out but Mansoor builds speed and DIVES into a GAMANGIRI! Ali gets up top, 450 but he has to roll through as Mansoor dodges! Ali runs back in but into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly into the corner! Mansoor goes up top with Ali down, and Mansoor MOONSAULTS! Mansoor clutches his neck as he crawls to the cover, TWO!! KOJI KLUTCH!!

Ali has Mansoor caught but fans rally up! Mansoor crawls, drags Ali along, but he’s fading! Mansoor gets a second wind to get the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Ali holds on until 4! Mansoor sputters but fans rally up again. Ali goes to the apron, then climbs up the corner. Ali aims, 450 FLOPS as Mansoor moves! Mansoor gets up and slingshots for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, Mansoor wins!

Winner: Mansoor, by pinfall

And the star shines bright in his hometown! But Ali is a sore loser and he attacks from behind! Ali stomps away on Mansoor then stomps him in the corner. But wait, who is that at the stage? They’re pretty covered up so it’s hard to tell. Even Ali is confused as he watches the man walk down the ramp. Whoever this is gets in the ring, and then reveals themselves as TAREK HAMDI! Saudi Arabia’s Olympic silver medalist in Karate is here to stand for the honor of his country! Ali tells Hamdi to leave, this doesn’t concern him. Hamdi says it does, and he squares up. Ali swings but into a ROUNDHOUSE!

Hamdi helps Mansoor up and fans are loving this moment! Mansoor raises Hamdi’s hand in victory, but all of Riyadh celebrates with these two! Will Mansoor use this moment to rise up in the ranks on SmackDown?

 

Titus O’Neil and Natalya make a special presentation.

With October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, the WWE is proud to honor four amazing women who defeated breast cancer from right here in Riyadh. Join in a round of applause for these brave women and the Zahra Breast Cancer Association. To them and everyone fighting this dreadful disease around the world, the WWE thanks you!

 

Raw Tag Team Championships: RKBRO VS AJ Styles & Omos!

The Viper and the Stallion have been going back and forth with the Phenomenal One and the Mountain of a Man, namely in terms of pulling one over on each other. But things are serious now, and only one team can reign! Will Randy Orton & Matt Riddle bring down Styles & Omos? Or will this match be #PhenomenallyDoneColossallyWon as Styles & Omos get their belts back?

Riddle has Orton hold on as they make their entrance. Styles & Omos think this is Riddle running away, and Orton is getting upset, but Riddle comes back riding a camel! Orton is in disbelief but he still walks with Riddle and his camel to the ring. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and one way or another, this feud from the Summer finally ends in the Fall!

Riddle starts with Styles and fans rally as the two circle. Fans cheer on the “BRO! BRO! BRO!” but Styles kicks and CLUBS Riddle down. Styles stomps Riddle to the corner then runs in, but Riddle dodges to fire off BRO KICKS! Riddle whips, Styles reverses but Riddle goes up and over and KICKS Styles off his feet! Tag to Orton and RKBRO mugs Styles. Orton bumps Styles off buckles, fans fire up and Orton whips. Styles reverses, Orton dodges but Styles denies the RKO at the last second! Styles runs into a kick, Orton uppercuts him down! Orton stomps Styles’ leg, then the other leg. Orton drags Styles to stand on Styles’ arm and stomp it down!

Orton scrapes his laces off Styles’ face, then tags in Riddle. Orton gives Riddle a boost for the ASSISTED FLOATING BRO! Cover, TWO! Riddle drags Orton up with a gut wrench and a spin! Then the suplex! But Styles ended up in his own corner! Riddle dares Omos to tag in, so Omos tags in! Omos says Riddle’s gonna get this work. Riddle runs but bounces off Omos’ shoulder! Styles shouts, “MORE!” and Omos scoops. Riddle slips out and tags in Orton! Fans fire up but Omos grins as he dares Orton to get in. Orton stares Omos down as they circle. Orton throws a forearm but Omos wants to see if he can hit harder. Omos runs to forearm again! But then Omos shoves him and runs him over!

Styles is fired up for Omos as Omos looms over Orton. Orton gets up, Omos grabs him by an ear and stands him up. Omos scoops and carries Orton to SNAKE EYES off the corner! Omos stands on Orton at the ropes, and even mocks Orton’s pose! The ref counts, Omos hops off and drags Orton over. Tag to Styles, Styles stomps Orton around, but Riddle gets fans rallying for “RANDY! RANDY!” Orton kicks back, throws hands, but runs into a dropkick! Cover, TWO! Styles grows frustrated but he wants Omos to finish this off. Tag to Omos and Omos stalks Orton. Omos clamps on a hand onto Orton’s shoulder and squeezes tight!

Orton endures and fans rally up for him. Orton fights up, and pokes Omos’ eyes! Hot tags to Riddle and Styles! Riddle shoulders into Styles, spins him around and PELES! Riddle kips up, runs into forearm smash Styles, then gives one to Omos! BROSPLODER for Styles, then a PENALTY- NO, Styles ducks that, dodges the standing moonsault, but not the BROTON! PENALTY KICK hits the second time! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally and Riddle brings Styles up to a fireman’s carry. Styles slips out, spins Riddle around and PELES! Styles reels Riddle in, Riddle slips out of the clash to fire off strikes!

Styles ducks the roundhouse to fire off the Phenomenal Blitz, only for Riddle to FINAL FLASH! Tag to Orton! Orton kicks, throws Styles into Omos, then hits the POWERSLAM! Fans fire up as Orton puts Styles through ropes, but Omos is on the apron! Omos choke grips but Riddle gets Omos’ foot! Omos kicks Riddle down but Orton hotshots Omos down! Styles ROCKS Orton with a forearm, then springboards, into an RKO!! Tag to Riddle and he’s up top, FLOATING BRO!! Cover, RKBRO wins!

Winners: RKBRO, by pinfall (still Raw Tag Team Champions)

The unlikely duo is still on top of the Raw Tag Division! Are they finally moving on from Styles & Omos? And if so, who is next to challenge the Viper & the Stallion for the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Becky Lynch.

Is she in any way worried about momentum given her lose to Sasha Banks last Friday? Becky whips off her sunglasses to glare at Kevin Patrick. She expected more from him, as friends from “the old country.” Kevin finally gets his big moment with her and wants to talk about Sasha cheating? He asks if Becky’s worried about momentum, but he should be asking “Esther.” She was on the run of a lifetime before Becky punched her in the face at SummerSlam. Momentum only means it hurts more when you hit a wall, and Becky’s the wall. But a Triple Threat means you can lose without being part of the decision.

She knows how they work, Kevin! She knows that either challenger can weasel their way to a win, steal the title, and never having to beat her. But if you think she’s going to rob the people of history and let either of those fools win, you aren’t paying attention. It is time for The Man to remind everyone just who the hell she is! But will #BigTimeBecks simply lose big on this historic night?

 

Queen’s Crown Finals: Zelina Vega VS “Doudrop” Piper Niven!

La Muneca has already declared herself queen and says she loves her loyal subjects. But is she going to eat her words when she gets #DouDROPPED? Or will she find a way to pop her opponent’s bubbly spirit and take the throne?

The bell rings and Vega says Piper has a way to go. They get face to face and Piper has the height advantage but Zelina shoves her. Piper shoves Zelina down! Zelina gets up to throw a forearm, then dodges to kick away on Piper’s leg. Piper blocks the kick to headbutt Zelina down! Zelina bails out but Piper waits for her to get up on the apron. Piper storms over but Zelina hotshots her away! Zelina climbs up, leaps, but Piper easily catches her. Piper pops Zelina up but Zelina sunset flips! Piper stays up, drags Zelina back up, and then CLOBBERS her! And again! Piper gets Zelina up, scoops her, and SLAMS her! Piper then drops an elbow and fans fire up.

Zelina goes to a corner, Piper stomps her then steps on her then climbs the corner. Zelina trips Piper up, then tilt-o-whirls for a DDT! Cover, TWO! Zelina is surprised but Piper gets to a corner. Zelina JUMP KICKS her down, then KNEES her against ropes! Cover, TWO! Zelina grows frustrated and she clamps onto Piper with a dragon sleeper! Piper endures, fans rally up and Piper fights up to her feet. Zelina becomes a backpack, but Piper RAMS her into buckles! Piper is free, runs back in, but Zelina kicks her legs out! Zelina hops on but Piper lets her slip right off, to LARIAT! Both women are down and Zelina crawls to a corner.

Piper rallies the fans up and she runs corner to corner, but Zelina dodges the cannonball! Zelina hits a CODE BREAKER! Piper is down, METEORA! Zelina drags Piper but Piper’s pretty big. Zelina manages a cover, TWO! Zelina is beside herself, but she runs, only for Piper to scoop for a SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Zelina survives and now Piper is surprised. Fans rally and Piper grabs at Zelina. Zelina holds the ropes, Piper YANKS her off, then hits the BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Zelina survives but Piper runs again, to BASEMENT FLOP as Zelina moves! Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall (inaugural Queen’s Crown winner)

La Muneca is victorious, and is now La Reina! She goes right to the throne, puts on the cape and crown, and holds up the scepter. “All Hail Queen Zelina!” But will Zelina use this reign to finally become champion?

 

No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere: Goldberg VS Bobby Lashley!

What started as a dream match of Spear VS Spear turned into a waking nightmare when things got personal. The Icon wants revenge for what the Rocky Mountain Machine did to his son, but will it be so easy when nothing is holding either man back?

The bell rings and Lashley already has a chain around his fist! Goldberg fires off on Lashley, Lashley keeps his guard up and then ROCKS Goldberg with metal punches! Lashley throws more and more haymakers as Goldberg is against the ropes, then Lashley POSTS Goldberg! Goldberg shakes out the cobwebs but he’s already got scratches that are bleeding. Lashley throws more hands, digs his knees into Goldberg in the corner, then lets off to go outside. Lashley brings a chair from the timekeeper’s area and SMACKS Goldberg on the back! And then again! Lashley puts the chair down and brings Goldberg up to POST him again!

Lashley goes back out, and gets a TABLE! Lashley puts that in the ring, Goldberg sputters but Lashley throws elbows over and over on Goldberg! Lashley stands on Goldberg’s legs, especially the braced left leg! Lashley then sets up the table in the corner, grins as he goes back and CHOP BLOCKS Goldberg’s bad leg! Lashley soaks up the heat from the fans and then stomps Goldberg’s bad leg. Lashley gives Goldberg some ground ‘n’ pound, puts the chair around Goldberg’s bad leg, and then pushes down on it like a vice! Then he STOMPS the chair to jam the leg! Lashley positions the chair and climbs up the corner, to jump and STOMP the chair!!

Fans boo but Lashley soaks up the heat. Lashley watches Goldberg flounder on one good leg, snarls as Goldberg stands at the ropes, and then runs corner to corner to SPEAR but Goldberg moves! Lashley crashes through table all alone!! Goldberg gets the bad leg moving while Lashley writhes in the wreckage. Lashley flounders up, Goldberg takes aim now, and he runs in to SPEAER Lashley down! Goldberg fires up and drags Lashley up, reels him in, and suplexes for the JACKHAMMER!! But Goldberg won’t end it here, he literally takes the gloves off. Goldberg throws Lashley outside, goes out after him, and runs in to SPEAR Lashley through the timekeeper’s area!

“You touched my son, you’re dead!” Goldberg leaves Lashley behind to then check around under the ring. Goldberg takes steel steps apart then goes back for Lashley. Goldberg bumps Lashley off barriers for the front row to get even closer to the action. Goldberg also smacks Lashley off the announce desk! Goldberg says this is to the death, and he brings Lashley around to bump him off more barriers! Lashley has blood coming from somewhere on his arm but Goldberg isn’t done! He pushes Lashley’s face into the steel steps and says Lashley will pay. Goldberg picks up the other half of the steps, but Lashley moves before the SMASH!

Goldberg stalks Lashley up the ramp and to the stage. Lashley wants to stop here, but The Hurt Business arrives as reinforcements! They have kendo sticks and Shelton Benjamin runs in first! Into a BOOT! Cedric Alexander runs in, into a BACK DROP! And now Goldberg has a kendo stick! He and Lashley stare down, Goldberg SMACKS Lashley in the ribs then SMACKS him on the back! Then SMACKS him down again! Goldberg BREAKS his kendo stick and throws it away. Lashley staggers up, Goldberg SPEARS Lashley off the stage!! They crawl down through spare tables, Goldberg covers, Goldberg wins!

Winner: Goldberg, by pinfall

And the Icon has avenged his family’s honor! Lashley is lucky to survive Goldberg’s wrath, will this moment humble him and The Hurt Business?

 

King of the Ring Finals: Finn Balor VS Xavier Woods!

One may be a Prince, but the other is a dreamer who has always wanted more! Only one man can ascend to the throne, who will wear the crown and join legends in the history books?

The bell rings and the two fist bump to show respect. The fans cheer and the two circle. They tie up, Balor waistlocks, Woods wrenches to a wristlock. Woods hammerlocks, Balor reaches around to then shift and headlock. Woods powers up but can’t power out as Balor holds tight. Balor hits a takeover, Woods rolls it to a cover, ONE! Woods fights up, puts Balor on ropes, and the two let off cleanly. Balor then gets around to spin, snapmare and headlock, but Woods slips out to hammerlock. Balor rolls around, trips Woods and gets a headlock. Woods moves around, Balor cranks the headlock but Woods headscissors, only for Balor to kip out.

Woods tilt-o-whirls to a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Woods keeps on Balor with an armlock, digs his elbow in, but Balor fights up. Woods wrenches, YANKS on the arm, whips but Balor reverses. Woods sunset flips, Balor rolls through and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Balor clamps on a chinlock, fans rally up as Woods endures. Woods fights up, powers up and back suplexes, but Balor holds on! Woods moves around, and he gets the ropebreak as Balor gets the crossface! Balor lets off, to CHOP Woods, then snapmare and go after the arm! Balor puts on a half straitjacket and fans rally up as Woods endures again.

Woods fights up, Balor CLUBS him but Woods hits back! Woods CHOPS, shoves and LEG LARIATS! Then mule kick to a BACK SENTON! Balor staggers into a drop toehold! Woods runs and dropkicks Balor against ropes! Woods aims from the apron, Balor runs in but into a GAMANGIRI! Woods steps in but Balor blocks the DDT to trip Woods up for a DOUBLE STOMP! Woods writhes and sputters as he goes to a corner. Balor runs in to CHOP! Balor bumps Woods off buckles, CHOPS him again, but Woods ROCKS Balor with forearms and CHOPS! Balor ROCKS Woods, whips, but Woods reverses. Balor reverses back, ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, TWO!

Balor aims from the corner, runs in and SLINGBLADES Woods back down! Woods staggers, Balor runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Woods snarls but fans rally up as the two stand. Woods CHOPS, throws off the armband and CHOPS again! Woods forearms, CHOPS, repeat! He fires off then whips but Balor reverses, only for Woods to kick him back! Balor CHOPS, Wolds ROLLING ELBOWS but Balor PELES! Both men are down again but fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both men slowly stir. Balor sits up, drags Woods up but Woods fireman’s carries! Balor fights out with elbows and he keeps elbowing Woods down to the mat!

Balor dragon sleepers and drags Woods up but Woods turns that to a cradle! TWO!! Balor narrowly escapes, Woods BOOTS him from the corner! Woods goes up but Balor GAMANGIRIS Woods down! Balor goes to the corner, but Woods SHORYUKENS! Woods goes up top and brings Balor up, SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Balor survives and both men are down again. Woods stands up and goes to a corner. Woods climbs up, tightrope and LIMIT- KNEES!! Balor counters and covers, TWO! SLINGBLADE! SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Woods is in the drop zone and Balor goes up top! COUP DE- NO! Woods moves and gets the arm, La Magistrol! TWO!! ENZIGURI from Woods!

Woods mule kicks, reels Balor in, suplex to GUT BUSTER! Woods sets Balor back in the center and goes back to the corner! LIMITBREAKER ELBOW!! Cover, Woods wins!!

Winner: Xavier Woods, by pinfall (2021 King of the Ring)

Woods says this was his destiny, and destiny has been fulfilled! He goes to the throne and puts on the cape. He picks up the scepter and dons the crown, for “All Hail King Xavier!” Woods says he has the power, he calls the shots, will Woods use this to reign over SmackDown?

 

WWE World Championship: Big E VS Drew McIntyre!

The Powerhouse of Positivity took the title off Bobby Lashley thanks to his Money in the Bank contract and finally reached the pinnacle of the WWE. However, his win freed the Scottish Warrior from his banishment, and now McIntyre wants this title back! Will McIntyre finally have his moment and begin his third reign? Or will Big E refuse to let his moment end after waiting for so long?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and much of the WWE’s landscape is shaped right here and now!

Big E and McIntyre stare down and Big E says McIntyre’s never been in the ring with someone like him. The two tie up, go around, and end up in a deadlock. They break, go again, and Big E headlocks. McIntyre powers out, the two ram shoulders and neither falls. Big E dares McIntyre to try that, McIntyre runs and they ram shoulders. Again both men stay up and McIntyre grins. They tie up with knuckle locks, McIntyre kicks one and wrenches to headlock. Big E powers out but McIntyre goes up and over in the corner. McIntyre runs to run Big E over! And arm-drag him down to a cording hold! Big E endures the grind, fights up, and arm-drags free!

Things speed up, Big E hurdles then CLOBBERS McIntyre! Big E puts McIntyre on the apron, CLUBS him in the chest over and over, but lets off to then climb up. McIntyre gets away so Big E goes around the way, into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! The ring count climbs, McIntyre puts Big E in a 5. McIntyre drags Big E up, bumps him off buckles then throws big haymakers and CHOPS Big E hits back, whips but McIntyre reverses to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And then rolling clutch, TWO! McIntyre clamps onto Big E with a chinbar and armlock. Fans rally as Big E fights up, but McIntyre grinds him back down.

Big E fights up, throws body shots, then runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife, TWO! McIntyre watches Big E rise, then brings him up to CHOP! McIntyre ROCKS Big E, CHOPS him again, then whips to ropes. Big E reverses but McIntyre kicks and runs. Big E catches McIntyre for an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! And then another! Big E baits McIntyre in, into the side Belly2Belly! Fans fire up as Big E swivels them hips! Big E runs side to side but into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! McIntyre clinches to OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! NECKBREAKER! McIntyre kips up and fans fire up! McIntyre watches Big E rise and brings him up for underhooks, but Big E wrenches out to Belly2Belly!

Big E runs and hits the BIG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Big E keeps his cool and claps. The fans clap along, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Big E scoops McIntyre but McIntyre slips off to rolling O’Conner, TWO! Big E runs but into a scoop MICHINOKU! Cover, TWO!! McIntyre catches his breath, gets to a corner and goes up to the top rope. Big E stands, McIntyre jumps but Big E dodges to come back, only to be put in a corner. McIntyre runs into the Urenag-E! Cover, TWO! Big E waits for McIntyre to stand while fans rally and duel. GLASGOW KISS! McIntyre swings but into a backslide! TWO, McIntyre hooks the arms, FUTURE SHOCK! Cover, TWO!!

Fans say “This is Awesome!” as Big E survives! McIntyre waits for Big E to rise, and he runs in, but Big E POWERBOMBS! Then STRETCH MUFFLER! McIntyre endures as he hangs upside-down and Big E cranks the leg! But McIntyre drags Big E down, only for Big E to push him away! Scoop and BIG ENDING!! Cover, TWO!??! McIntyre survives and shocks Big E! Big E shakes that off, gets McIntyre up and hoists him to the top rope. McIntyre hops down but Big E CLUBS him. Big E drags McIntyre back up as he climbs, and Big E brings McIntyre onto his shoulder! McIntyre fights with clubbing forearms, then jumps up to SUPER BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are thunderous as McIntyre aims from the corner. McIntyre runs but Big E ducks the Claymore! McIntyre flops to the apron, Big E waits for him to stand. Big E builds speed but McIntyre gets in, CLAYMORE!! Cover, TWO!?!! Now Big E shocks McIntyre and fans lose their minds! McIntyre gets up, fans want that “One More Time!” and he gets Big E up. McIntyre scoops, but Big E slips off! Big E shoves then dodges McIntyre to tilt-o-whirl scoop, for a BIG ENDING!! Cover, Big E wins!!

Winner: Big E, by pinfall (still WWE World Champion)

And that’s big! The Powerhouse of Positivity keeps this title around his waist and on Monday Night Raw! Will Big E continue to prove himself worthy against challenger after challenger?

 

SmackDown Women’s Championship Triple Threat: Becky Lynch VS Bianca Belair VS Sasha Banks!

The Man came ’round at SummerSlam when The Boss was MIA, and she took the title off The EST in 26 seconds! And she hasn’t let anyone forget it, either. But will no one forget when #BigTimeBecks defeats two opponents at once to keep the title? Or will it be even more memorable when someone wins it off her here in Riyadh?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and one way or another, this will be big for the WWE Women’s Division!

The three stare down as they circle, and Sasha kicks Becky to headlock Bianca. Bianca powers out and follows, Sasha ducks but Bianca handsprings and runs Becky over with a shoulder. Sasha whips Bianca then hurdles but Bianca catches Sasha’s crossbody! Becky hops on for a sleeper! But Bianca RAMS Becky into buckles, then swings Sasha into her! Down goes Becky, Bianca FALL AWAY SLAMS Sasha! Bianca kips up, fans rally and she runs but into Sasha’s  knees. Sasha goes up but Bianca ROCKS her! Bianca then trophy lifts Sasha and carries her around with one arm! Then she DROPS Sasha, only for Becky to trip her up and throw her down!

Becky goes after Sasha but into a body scissor clutch! TWO, and Sasha wheelbarrows to victory roll! TWO, and Sasha knees Becky low. Sasha runs in at the corner, goes up and around to arm-drag and dragon’s lair but Becky turns that to a ghost pin! TWO, and Sasha SLAPS Becky! Sasha knuckle locks, goes up and up and arm-drags! Cover, TWO as Becky goes Matrix! Becky dusts herself off, things speed up, Sasha tilt-o-whirls and throws Becky into Bianca! Becky holds off the Backstabber but Sasha blocks the mule kick to trip Becky. METEORA! Cover, TWO! Sasha brings Becky up, headlocks, but Bianca is on the apron.

Sasha kicks Bianca and gets a BULLDOG to the BANK STATEMENT! But Bianca rushes in to drag Sasha off and bump her off buckles. Bianca brings Sasha around to bump her off more buckles, then she stomps her down. Becky storms over, brings Bianca around but Bianca ducks the punch. Becky elbows Bianca away, monkey flips Sasha at Bianca, but Sasha uses that to roll and RANA Bianca into Becky! Sasha then runs in to DOUBLE KNEE Becky! But Bianca drags Sasha into the torture rack! Becky is up, SHOTGUN MISSILE DROPKICK knocks Bianca down and sends Sasha flying! All three women are down but the fans fire up, “This is Awesome!”

Becky crawls to cover Bianca, TWO! She hurries to cover Sasha, TWO! Becky grows frustrated but Sasha bails out. Becky kicks Bianca around, then hits a NECK SNAPPER! Fans fire up with The Man and she runs to drop a leg, brother! Then an elbow! Becky fires up again and runs, but Bianca avoids the leg! Bianca swings but Becky dodges to pick an ankle, throw an elbow and sweep the legs to a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Becky sees Sasha and storms over. Sasha throws a forearm but she shoulders into Becky’s knee! Becky uppercuts, back kicks, then goes up to GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!

Sasha flounders away and Becky is frustrated again but the fans are loving this. Becky stomps Bianca then stomps Sasha. Becky brings Bianca up to BECKSPLODER! She gets Sasha up, BECKSPLODER! Cover on them both, TWO!! Becky says this is HER title, and then she CLUBS them each in turn. Becky’s the game changer, the history maker, this is HERS! Becky climbs up, leaps, but they both catch her! Becky tries to apologize and say they’re still cool, but they DOUBLE BUCKLE BOMB her! Fans fire up as The EST and The Boss stare down. They go, Bianca rolls Sasha up, TWO! Sasha rolls Bianca up, TWO! Sasha tilt-o-whirls to a crucifix pin, TWO! Bianca gets a ghost pin, TWO!

Sasha runs but Bianca blocks the takedown to turn her around. Sasha fights the backslide and fans rally as Sasha arm-drags. Bianca comes back to run Sasha over! Bianca drags Sasha up, whips her to a corner but Sasha reverses. Bianca goes up and over and handsprings to come back with a dropkick! Bianca fires up, spins Sasha around and reels her in for a suplex! Sasha escapes and spins Bianca to snap suplex! Una amiga as Sasha gets Bianca up! Dos Amigas, and then THREE AMIGAS! Fans rally for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” and “SASHA! SASHA!” as she climbs up. Sasha gives Becky some stomps, then reaches the top to FROG SPLASH but has to roll through!

Bianca comes back, Sasha dodges to METEORA Becky! Bianca runs in, NIGHTSHADE! Sasha runs but Bianca POUNCES her! Sasha falls out of the ring, Bianca goes after Becky but Becky dodges to JUMP KICK! Becky comes back, manages to body scissor roll Bianca to a cover, TWO! Bianca has the sunset flip, TWO! Becky runs in to knee low! Becky whips Bianca but Bianca reverses. Becky goes up and mule kicks, but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Fans rally, Bianca runs in but Becky BOOTS her away. Becky then back elbows but Bianca blocks to get the torture rack! Sasha is on the apron, Bianca uses Becky to knock her down!

Bianca throws Becky but she lands out on her feet! Becky tilt-o-whirls but into a GUTBUSTER! Bianca runs to SPLASH onto knees! Becky runs in to trip Bianca to a jackknife, TWO! Sasha tries to add her weight but Bianca still bridges up! Sasha sunset flips but Bianca stays up to suplex Becky, then she stomps Sasha before she SLAMS Becky down! The strongEST for sure, and she runs to handspring, only to FLOP as both Sasha and Becky move! Fans rally up as Becky and Sasha get Bianca in DISARM-HER AND BANK STATEMENT!! Bianca endures the dueling submissions but Sasha kicks Becky down.

Sasha puts Becky in a corner and stomps away. Fans fire up for The Boss but Becky EuroUppers back! And again and again! Becky jump kicks in the corner, then pushes Sasha down to go up top. Sasha gets under the dropkick and reels Becky in, BACKSTABBER to BANK STATEMENT! Becky endures, reaches, powers up, but Bianca handsprings to MOONSAULT onto them both! Cover on Becky, TWO! Cover on Sasha, TWO! All three women are down but fans fire up again. Becky flops out of the ring but Bianca runs at Sasha in a corner to RAM a shoulder in! Bianca even throws body shots, then she backs up to run in. Sasha slips out to the apron to KNEE Bianca!

Sasha tilt-o-whirls in to throw Bianca, then throws her by her ponytail! Fans rally for Sasha and she drags Bianca up by the ponytail. Sasha plays around and uses the tail to reel Bianca in for KNEE after KNEE! But Bianca blocks the kick, uses the tail to flip Sasha around to an O’CONNER BRIDGE! But Becky breaks it in time! Becky scowls as she runs in to forearm Sasha! Then she goes corner to corner to forearm Bianca! Sasha adds knees, but Becky spins Sasha around, butterfly- NO! Sasha slips out, but Becky reels her in, MANHANDLE SLAM! Cover, Bianca breaks it in time!! Fans are thunderous as all three women are down!

Becky hits Bianca back and they brawl on the mat. They pick up speed, Bianca hammers away on Becky then shoves her. Becky gets around, MAN- NO! Bianca slips out, chicken wings, but Becky victory rolls Bianca into the corner! Bianca ends up on the apron, Becky fires away on her in the ropes! Becky brings Bianca throw the ropes by the ponytail, but Sasha kicks them both down! Sasha KNEES Bianca, runs side to side and she slides, but Bianca holds the ropes! Sasha can’t get Bianca to let go, Bianca back flips out of the bomb! Sasha mule kicks then brings Bianca around, uses the steep steps to tornado but Bianca denies the DDT!

Sasha reels Bianca in again, but Bianca fights the backstabber. Becky LEAPS off the announce desk to take them both down! Becky puts Bianca in the ring, hurries to get her up and around, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! ARMBAR! Bianca clasps hands to fight this off but Becky rolls to the DISARM-HER! But Sasha runs in, only for Becky to drop toehold! DOUBLE DISARM-HER!!! Both opponents endure, both opponents power up, Bianca has a DOUBLE FIREMAN’S! But Becky slips off, then Sasha! Sasha hits a BACKSTABBER! But Becky runs in, only for Sasha to spin her! Becky shoves her away, mule kicks and HEEL KICKS!

Becky drags Sasha back up, MAN- NO! Victory roll, but Becky blocks, only for Bianca to drag her into a torture rack! KISS OF DEATH! But Sasha whips, only for Bianca to reverse! Sasha drags Bianca out to join her! Sasha hurries back in after Becky, but Becky cradles! WITH ROPES! Becky wins!!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still SmackDown Women’s Champion)

Big Time Becks used Sasha and Bianca against each other, and now she’s taking this title with her to Raw! And with Raw Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair, going to SmackDown, what does this mean for the title scenes?

 

WWE Universal Championship: Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman VS Brock Lesnar!

The Tribal Chief is very familiar with his Special Counsel’s past as The Advocate to The Beast given the battles these two behemoths have had with each other. Heyman promises that he walks down to the ring with the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion and that he walks back up the ramp with the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion. But then, who will that be after this newest chapter in Reigns VS Lesnar?

Heyman hands the belt to Roman on stage so that he can summon the pyro. Roman gives the belt to Heyman to carry as a banner as they go to the ring. Heyman gives the belt back and Roman raises it for more pyro. Then Lesnar makes his entrance, with his own pyro. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see which Heyman Guy comes out the guy.

Fans rally for “SUPLEX CITY!” already as Lesnar and Roman circle. They tie up against the ropes, Roman puts Lesnar in the corner then gets away. Lesnar grins as he and Roman reset. They circle, fans fire up and Lesnar kicks low to CLUB away on Roman’s back! Lesnar waistlocks but Roman elbows free! Roman throws haymakers, but Lesnar gets around to waistlock! Roman holds ropes, throws elbows again and is free. Roman throws uppercuts but Lesnar RAMS him into a corner! Lesnar RAMS into Roman again and again! Roman comes back with big forearms! Lesnar gets around but Roman grabs the ropes!

Roman elbows free yet again, but then Lesnar ducks the clothesline to GERMAN SUPLEX! And so it begins! Roman grabs the buckle in the corner but Lesnar pulls and pulls. The ref counts, Lesnar CLUBS Roman, then RAMS into him! And again! And again! Lesnar then stomps Roman down, lets off, and looms over Roman in the corner. Lesnar stomps Roman, brings him up, but Roman hotshots and trips Lesnar up! Lesnar BOOTS Roman into the barriers! But Roman comes back with haymakers, then POSTS Lesnar! Roman catches his breath, the ring count climbs, Lesnar stands and picks Roman up! Roman grabs post so Lesnar throws him into the ring.

Fans rally and duel as Lesnar gets on the apron. Roman runs in to SUPERMAN PUNCH Lesnar down! Lesnar hits the floor, Roman hears the ring count but builds speed to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Lesnar! Fans lose their minds as Roman and Lesnar slowly rise. Lesnar gets in the ring at 5 of 10, but Roman follows. Roman aims as Lesnar stands, SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Lesnar survives and Roman is shocked! Fans rally and duel harder as Roman goes to a corner. Roman locks ‘n’ loads, SUPERMAN PUNCH! Lesnar flounders, Roman reloads and SUPERMAN PUNCH! Lesnar falls in the corner but still gets up! Lesnar shakes out the cobwebs, Roman aims again, “OOAH~!”

Roman run but Lesnar hurdles and Roman POSTS himself!! Fans say, “This is Awesome!” as Lesnar gets up and get a GERMAN SUPLEX! That’s two! He gets Roman for another GERMAN SUPLEX! That’s three! Lesnar wants Roman to get up again, and he roars! GERMAN SUPLEX! That’s four! Lesnar roars more and fans roar with him. Lesnar stands Roman up again, fireman’s carries and F5!! Cover, TWO!?!? Roman survives and no one can believe it! Fans are thunderous as they duel and Lesnar stalks Roman. Roman sputters, Lesnar drags Roman up, and fireman’s carries to F- NO! GUILLOTINE!! Lesnar powers up but Roman holds tight, Lesnar still SPINEBUSTERS!

Lesnar drags Roman up, fireman’s carries again, and F5, but into the ref!! Lesnar covers but no ref! Lesnar would’ve won by now but it doesn’t matter! Lesnar throws the ref out of the ring but he turns around into a SPEAR!! Both men are down, there’s no ref, and Heyman watches both men. Heyman throws the title belt into the ring and shouts, “You know what to do with it!” But who did he say that to? He threw the belt in the middle, was that by accident? The two tug-o-war over the belt, but here come the Usos! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Maybe that was the plan? Roman gets the belt to CLOBBER Lesnar! A new ref appears and counts the cover, Roman wins!!

Winner: Roman Reigns, by pinfall (still WWE Universal Champion)

Was Heyman using the belt as a distraction just so Lesnar would lose focus? He still leaves with the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Universal Champion, but was it the one he was expecting?


My Thoughts:

Honestly, this was a great night for the WWE. Now, obviously Goldberg VS Lashley had just a clumsy story build to this point, but even that was a decent match given they also added Falls Count Anywhere outta nowhere. And a Spear off the stage was a good finish either way. Goldberg won and he wasn’t a liability, that’s the most fans can ask for. One thing WWE is figuring out is that even kickoff matches can be fun, which Usos VS Hurt Business was. Naturally, Usos win, there’s not really a reason for a team going to Raw to win over the SmackDown Tag Team Champions. Kicking off the main show with HIAC was awesome, a lot of great story and references back to previous matches, and Edge winning was a natural choice. I’m still just confused as to why they both get drafted to the same show.

Mansoor VS Ali was really good and of course Mansoor wins in Saudi Arabia. But for one, I do like that Ali attacked after, this feud could and should continue on SmackDown. Also a nice moment for Saudi Arabia having their other hometown hero in Hamdi having a part to play on the show. RKBRO VS Styles & Omos was good and I figured RKBRO would win. It’s time for them to move on from Styles & Omos, maybe to Hurt Business since we never saw Lashley get his title shot because of MVP’s injury. Then, the Queen’s Crown finals barely did any better than the other rounds, three paragraphs is the longest match that tournament has had. It’s still great for Vega to win because she hasn’t had much of anything, but I’m sure she and Piper could’ve given way more than what we got.

Meanwhile, Balor VS Woods was great stuff, and it is so great for Woods to win. He was talking about KOTR since last year, he is essentially the onscreen reason this tournament even came back, it is only right that he won. Woods will bring the crown to SmackDown, I can’t wait to see how King Xavier does things on Fridays. Big E VS McIntyre was great stuff, too, the false finishes really upped this one. With McIntyre leaving to SmackDown, of course Big E wins to keep this title on Raw. Again, I would’ve liked if McIntyre stayed on Raw to go for the US title and his Grand Slam, but maybe McIntyre is next for Roman. Big E could face just about anyone on Raw, who knows where they go with it.

The SmackDown Women’s Triple Threat was great stuff, the fans really love all three women, and they all got to give us great stuff. Each woman got really close to winning this, but given Charlotte Flair is bringing the Raw Women’s title to SmackDown, it only makes sense someone going to Raw brings the SmackDown title. With Bianca just losing to Charlotte, I suppose it makes sense Becky retains. We’re going to get a boring trade but again, I suppose Becky deserves to reign to make up for her time away. Maybe there’s something more or better planned, but more than likely not.

The Universal Championship story was really great stuff, especially considering Heyman’s part to play in this. Heyman was perfectly vague in his promos, implying his loyalty is to the championship, not the person holding it. He did a great job with that throw so that it was right between the two guys, while his facial expressions did make it seem like he expected things to go Lesnar’s way. I’m sure the next step is Heyman and The Bloodline trying to get past the suspicions and refocusing on other challengers. Survivor Series is next, so that is brand VS brand, they probably pick on The New Day on the road to Big E VS Roman. But again, McIntyre could try and take the title so he can have a rematch with Big E.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Results & Report! (5/22/24)

It’s a mix and match night!

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A Block Round 7, but B Block Round 6!

It’s a little complicated, but A Block’s going again while B Block’s getting back up. Point is, Best of the Super Juniors 31 is in the home stretch!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: Titan VS Kosei Fujita; Titan wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS Dragon Dia; Eagles wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: BUSHI VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Bushi wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: KUSHIDA VS “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Drilla wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: Kevin Knight VS HAYATA; Hayata wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: Taiji Ishimori VS Ninja Mack; wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: El Desperado VS Clark Connors; wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: TJP VS Blake Christian; wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: DOUKI VS SHO; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings!

El Desperado: 4-2, 8 points
Blake Christian: 4-2, 8 points
Clark Connors: 4-2, 8 points
Titan: 4-2, 8 points
Kevin Knight: 3-3, 6 points
HAYATA: 3-3, 6 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-4, 4 points
BUSHI: 2-4, 4 points
TJP: 2-4, 4 points
Kosei Fujita: 2-4, 4 points

 

BREAKING NEWS for Francesco Akira!

As reported by NJPW just yesterday, The Nova Fireball’s knee injury has taken him out of the tournament. The remaining matches he was scheduled to have will now be scored as “loss by forfeit,” and the points have already been awarded. Therefore…

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

KUSHIDA: 4-1, 8 points
DOUKI: 4-2, 8 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie Eagles: 4-2, 8 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-2, 6 points
SHO: 3-3, 6 points
“Drilla” Moloney: 3-2, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 2-3, 4 points
Ninja Mack: 2-3, 4 points
Dragon Dia: 0-5, 0 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: Titan VS Kosei Fujita!

El Inmortal is still alive in the block, but the Ichiban Young Punk needs this win! The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but do they still fall short? Or will Fujita ruin Titan’s chances of returning to the finals?

The bell rings, they tie up, then break. They tie up again, Fujita wrenches and wrenches and wristlocks. Titan rolls, kips up, bridges back to handspring again, then he arm-drags free. Fujita runs up into a sweep, cover, ONE! Fujita sweeps to cover, ONE! Titan kips up again and the fans cheer. Titan and Fujita reset, tie up, and Titan trips Fujita. Titan runs, cartwheels over Fujita, then dodges him, Fujita stops himself, Titan runs in but Fujita puts him on the apron. Titan blocks a punch to GAMANGIRI! Titan springboards to CROSSBODY! The fans fire up and Titan DROPKICKS Fujita down!

Fujita bails out, Titan builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Young Lions keep Fujita from hitting the front row! Titan clutches his arm, it still beat up from last night. Titan roars and rises up, and the fans rally behind him. Titan drags Fujita up, puts him in the ring, and then covers, TWO! Fujita’s still in this and the fans applaud. Titan stomps Fujita, drags him up, and then fireman’s carries. Fujita fights free, fires a forearm, but Titan gives it back. They go back and forth, the fans rally up, and Fujita kicks low. Fujita throws forearms, but Titan SUPERKICKS! Fujita HEEL KICKS! Fujita runs, but Titan goes Matrix to dodge!

Titan then CALF KICKS and whips. Fujita reverses to LEG LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Fujita goes to ropes on one side, Titan goes to the other. Fujita runs in to STRADDLE ATTACK! Fujita keeps moving and he PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Fujita drags Titan up. Fujita ROCKS Titan, whips, but Titan blocks. Fujita ROCKS Titan, whips him but Titan reverses to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up again and rally as Titan pounds the mat. Titan roars and rises, then drags Fujita around to step through and deathlock! But Fujita rolls it back, slips free, and he hooks Titan up now! CROSS CAMEL!

Titan reaches out, but Fujita gets the arms! QUEEN ANGELITO, but Titan fights to the ROPEBREAK! The fans fire up and Fujita roars! Fujita goes to a corner, aims at Titan and runs in, but Titan BOOTS! Fujita blocks that to ROCK Titan with a forearm! Fujita runs but Titan follows! LOCO LARIAT! The fans fire up and Titan goes to the apron! Titan climbs the corner, DIVING- NO, Fujita avoids the stomps! Titan comes back, but Fujita GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fujita can’t keep the bridge because of the bad arm, but he just deadlifts Titan for another GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging this time, TWO! Titan survives but Fujita isn’t done!

Fujita waistlocks again, deadlifts again, but Titan fights the suplex with elbows! Titan runs, wheelbarrows, then rolls through to get the legs! Deathlock, JAVE INMORTAL!! Fujita endures, but now it’s the STRAITJACKET! Fujita quits, Titan wins!!

Winner: Titan, by submission (gains 2 points; Fujita earns 0)

Titan’s been on a roll with that devastating hold! Will El Inmortal return to the finals and take the trophy home? Will Fujita just have to settle to being a spoiler in these remaining rounds?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: Robbie Eagles VS Dragon Dia!

The Sniper of the Skies gets free points from Francesco Akira’s misfortune, but the Infinity Carat Diamond is out of luck. Will Dia shift into spoiler mode and ruin things for Robbie? Or will Eagles still fly high towards the top of the block?

The fans rally and duel already, and Eagles tries to figure out who is getting more. The bell rings, the two rush in, but then back off. Eagles has Dia take it easy, and they circle. Eagles gest a leg, trips Dia and rolls to get the RON MILLER SPECIAL! Dia gets the ROPEBREAK, the fans cheer and Eagles slowly lets off. Eagles slaps Dia around, whips but Dia blocks to CHOP! The fans cheer and Dia whips. Eagles blocks now, so Dia CHOPS again! Eagles drops to a knee, but Dia brings him up to whip. Eagles reverses to go up and around an darm-drag! Things speed up. Eagles hurdles but Dia hurdles back.

Dia runs, ducks the boot and tilt-o-whirl arm-drags! Then he DROPKICKS Eagles out! Eagles rewinds and RANAS! Dia runs up but into a WHEEL KICK! Eagles kips up, Dia bails out, and the fans rally up! Eagles builds speed but has to stop as Dia slides in! Dia fakes the plancha, mule kicks, then ASAI MOONSAULTS! Direct hit but Dia holds onto a knee. Dia shakes it out and fires up as he walks over. The fans applaud and Dia gets Eagles in the ring. Dia hops in, goes up, and aims for D D D- NO, Eagles moves, the leg jams, and then Eagles CHOP BLOCKS! Dia writhes and the fans duel a bit more as Eagles storms over to Dia.

Eagles and the fans get a “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” going! “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” “ROBBIE!” “OI!” “ROBBIE!” “OI!” “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” The fans cheer and Eagles brings Dia around to step through and tie up the legs in a deathlock. Eagles then uses Dia as a skateboard! Eagles then SNAP LOCKS, and he lets Dia go. Dia clutches that leg, Eagles scuffs him and eggs him on. Dia CHOPS back, but Eagles eggs him on. Dia CHOPS again, so Eagles DRAGON SLEEPERS! Dia fights up, throws shots from below and gets free. But Eagles dropkicks the bad leg!

The fans rally as Dia crawls but Eagles is on him. Eagles sits Dia up to KICK! And KICK! And KICKS! Dia gets mad, Eagles pie faces and LEG LARIATS! Dia is folded up and the fans fire up. Eagles pounds the mat, the fans clap along, and he goes corner to corner, but Dia dodges the double knees! Dia goes to the apron, GAMANGIRIS, then avoids the low 619! Dia trips Eagles to slingshot TORNILLO SPLASH! The fans fire up and Eagles goes to ropes. Dia runs in to 619! Eagles staggers, Dia runs up to tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU SPIKE! Eagles falls over, Dia STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up and Dia stands Eagles up. Dia runs, rolls, but no Reptilians here! Eagles rolls Dia to a schoolboy bridge, TWO! RON MILLER- BOOT! Dia is free to SOBAT, but Eagles blocks! Eagles reels Dia in, TURBO- NO, Dia goes up and around, MYSTERIO RANA! Cover, TWO!! Eagles survives but Dia goes to the corner! Dia runs back in, rolls and REPTILIAN- NO, Eagles fireman’s carries! But Dia fights it to the REPTILIAN KAI! Cover, TWO!! Eagles survives and the fans are thunderous! Dia roars, and he goes to the corner! Dia climbs, aims, and D D D D- NO! Eagles stops the 4DT, ties up the legs, and DOUBLE KNEE CRUSHERS!

Eagles SUPERKICKS Dia down, goes out then up, for the 450 onto legs! Dia writhes, Eagles steps through to RON MILLER SPECIAL!! Dia flails, reaches out, but Eagles drags him from ropes! Dia TAPS, Eagles wins!

Winner: Robbie Eagles, by submission (gains 2 points; Dia earns 0)

Dia still has the goose egg in his win column after being shot down by The Sniper! Will Dia ever get points on the board? Will Eagles be unstoppable on his rise to the top?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: BUSHI VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

This is truly a make or break moment for Black Mask and Heel Master. Only one man can stay alive in the block, who will do whatever it takes to win?

But as Bushi is introduced, Kanemaru attacks! The fans boo as Kanemaru stomps Bushi on the floor! Kanemaru drags Bushi up, POSTS Him, and Bushi falls in a heap. Kanemaru stomps Bushi, drags him up, puts him in the ring, and the bell rings. Kanemaru whips Bushi then dropkicks Bushi’s legs out. Kanemaru grabs the bad leg to SMASH the knee on the mat! Kanemaru then drags Bushi to the corner, and he SLAMS the leg into the post! The ref reprimands, Bushi flops out of the ring, and the fans rally up. Kanemaru stomps Bushi, leaves him behind, and the fans rally as Bushi sits up.

Bushi wants to get in the ring but Kanemaru is near the ropes. The ref has Kanemaru give Bushi space and Bushi slides in. Kanemaru goes right after Bushi with stomps! Kanemaru takes Bushi’s shirt away then stomps away some more. Kanemaru drags Bushi and drops an elbow on the knee! Kanemaru has the toehold, Bushi endures, and Bushi drags Kanemaru along to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Kanemaru lets go at 4. Kanemaru stomps Bushi to a corner, then drags him up. Kanemaru whips corner to cornre but Bushi barely makes it. Kanemaru runs in but Bushi BOOTS him! And then PENDULUM- NO, Kanemaru stops the kicks!

Kanemaru drags Bushi in, whips him again, but Bushi holds ropes. Kanemaru runs in, Bushi puts him on the apron! Bushi dropkicks the legs out! The fans rally and Bushi WRECKS Kanemaru with another dropkick! The fans rally again, Bushi builds speed, but Kanemaru’s back to dropkick the legs out! Bushi bails out, Kanemaru pursues and he grabs the bad leg. Kanemaru SMASHES the knee on the floor! Kanemaru leaves Bushi behind and the ring count begins. Bushi is still down at 5 of 20, sits up at 8, and rises up at 11. Bushi shakes out the bad leg, hobbles around at 16, and slides in at 18! Kanemaru dropkicks the leg agian!

Kanemaru drags Bushi around, steps through, but Bushi kicks him away! Kanemaru kicks again but Bushi blocks, CLUBS the leg, then dropkicks it out! Bushi gets his own leg moving, runs, but Kanemaru uses the ref as a shield! Bushi moves him aside, Kanemaru blocks the kick! Kanemaru ducks the enzigiri, but not the REWIND HEEL! The fans fire up as Bushi runs up again. CODE- NO, Kanemaru stops the Code Breaker, and then THROWS Bushi at the ref! Kanemaru gets the leg and he SMASHES the knee! The fans boo but Kanemaru goes for his whiskey! Kanemaru doesn’t bother with a sip, he just takes aim! BOTTLE SMASH to the leg!

Kanemaru steps through, but gets BLACK MIST!! Kanemaru staggers around blind, and Bushi goes up! M X!! Cover, BUSHI WINS!

Winner: Bushi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kanemaru earns 0)

The Black Mask gets the better of the Heel Master, and now Kanemaru is DONE! With no chance at a top spot, will Kanemaru just have to settle for being a spoiler? Can Bushi make that dark horse run at the top a reality?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: KUSHIDA VS “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

The Timesplitter leads the block, but time could be running out. Plus, 44 Caliber is aiming for the kill, will he hit the mark? Or can Kushida avoid disaster and head Back to the Future?

Kushida’s on the corner for his introduction, but Drilla rushes him! Kushida jumps up an dover, rolls through and then dodges Drilla’s boot! Drilla fires haymakers, but so does Kushida! Kushida whips, Drilla reverses, and the bell rings right before Kushida FLYING FOREARMS Drilla! The fans are all fired up as Kushida dumps Drilla out, then runs. Drilla avoids the baseball slide, but Kushida keeps him from sliding away. Drilla keeps Kushida from sliding in, and spins him around, for a DRAPING DDT to the floor! The ref reprimands then checks Kushida. The fans rally up, Drilla finally takes his own vest off, and he looms over Kushida.

The ref wants this in the ring, Drilla mocks Kushida checking his watch, and Drilla leaves Kushida behind. Kushida grits his teeth as he clutches a shoulder, and the ring count climbs. Drilla paces, a wild dog behind the fence as it were. Kushida is still down at 10 of 20, even Drilla dares Kushida to get up. Kushida rises at 15 and slides in at 16. Drilla drags Kushida up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Kushida is still in this and the fans applaud. Drilla digs a boot into Kushida’s neck and shoulder, and he pulls on Kushida’s head! The ref counts as Drilla claws at Kushida’s eyes! Drilla lets go at 4, and Kushida crawls.

Drilla stalks Kushida, drags him up and CLUBS him on the neck! Drilla stalks Kushida around, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Drilla lets off at 4, and Drilla backs the ref down to a corner. Drilla then goes back for Kushida, drags him up and hooks him up for a chinbar style abdominal stretch! Kushida endures, pries free and throws elbows. Kushida kicks but Drilla dodges! Drilla drops down for a headlock but Kushida headscissors for the cradle! TWO!! Drilla CLOBBERS Kushida! Kushida bails out, finally takes his own vest off, but Drilla is there to RAM him into the apron! Drilla UPPERCUTS Kushida, then follows him around the corner.

Drilla storms up on Kushida, UPPERCUTS again, but Kushida gets in Drilla’s face now. Drilla CHOPS, then KICKS, then he clamps on that chinbar! Kushida endures, the ref reprimands, and Drilla ELBOWS Kushida down. Drilla leaves Kushida behind again and demands a ring count. The count begins, Kushida stands at 3 and slides in at 4. The fans rally up but Drilla ROCKS Kushida with a right. Drilla mocks Kushida, Kushida snarls but Drilla fires more forearms! The fans rally, Kushida storms back up and fires forearms of his own! They go back and forth, Drilla pie faces Kushida, so Kushida fires a flurry!

But Drilla gets under, spins Kushida, but Kushida ducks to then get the arm! Drilla steps over and ENZIGIRIS! But the FASTBALL hits back! The fans fire up for the Masahiro Tanaka and we’re at the five minute mark. Kushida STOMPS Drilla’s hands! Kushida eggs Drilla on, baits him into an ELBOW, then goes up to QUEBRADA! Kushida then hurries back up, for a MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Drilla’s tough and the fans rally up, but Kushida clamps onto the fingers! Drilla breaks free but Kushida KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Drilla falls and goes to a corner while the fans fire up again. Kushida powers up, runs in, and SHOTEIS!

Kushida puts Drilla up top, climbs, but Drilla slips under! CHOP to the leg! Drilla then drags Kushida off the corner into DRILLA- NO, Kushida slips free! But Drilla ducks the buzzsaw! Roll up, TWO! Kushida leaps on, but Drilla pushes the Hoverboard away. Kushida comes back to RAM that bad arm! Then he jumps on, HOVER- NO, SPINEBUSTER! And DOUBLE STOMP ELBOW DROP COMBO! Kushida flounders out of the ring and Drilla pursues. Kushida still wants the arm, but Drilla RAMS him into the apron! Drilla follows Kushida to the corner and grabs for him, but Kushida YANKS Drilla into the post first!

Kushida YANKS Drilla into the post again, and then goes up the corner! Kushida pulls Drilla’s arm into the crossbar! The ref counts, Kushida lets go, and Drilla drops back. The ring count starts, the fans rally, but both men are still outside at 10. Drilla drags himself up but the bad arm lets go of the ropes! Kushida is in at 15, Drilla rises at 17! Drilla shakes out the bad arm, and rolls in at 19! Kushida PENALTY KICKS the bad arm! Kushida whips then hip tosses! Cartwheel and DROPKICK! Drilla staggers, Kushida gest the arm, KIMURA! Drilla endures, fights up, but now it’s the HOVERBOARD!! Drilla flails, reaches out, tries to stack, TWO!!

Kushida lets Drilla go and Drilla CHOPS! Kushida PELES! Drilla wobbles, Kushida whips, but Drilla reverses. Kushida handsprings but into DRILLA KILLA!! Cover, DRILLA WINS!!

Winner: “Drilla” Moloney, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kushida earns 0)

Kushida tried to make Drilla into a one-armed man, but it wasn’t enough to stop him! Is Kushida’s comeback running out of time? Will the Best of the Super Juniors end up being an Abunai Gaijin?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: Kevin Knight VS HAYATA!

The Jet is squarely in the middle of the block right alongside the GHC National Champion. But will Knight be able to take flight? Or will he be left in the Silence of Darkness?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They slowly circle, Hayata avoids Knight’s leg pick, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Knight wrenches then wristlocks. Hayata wrenches back, but Knight rolls handsprings, and wrenches gain. Knight snapmares then drops a knee on the arm! The fans cheer and Knight keeps on the armlock. Knight brings Hayata up, wrenches again, then cording holds. Hayata slips through, wrenches, but Knight slips through to headlock for the takeover. Hayata headscissors, Knight kips free and the fans cheer. The two reset, circle, and they tie up.

Hayata trips Knight, things speed up, and Knight hurdles, hurdles, then follows. Hayata sidesteps but Knight goes up and over. Knight then arm-drags Hayata, arm-drags again, then runs up and springboards to FLYING arm-drag! The fans fire up and Hayata bails out. Knight aims, but has to stop the plancha as Hayata moves aside. Knight lands on the apron, jumps again, but Hayata YANKS him down! The fans cheer and rally up while Hayata shakes out the arms. Hayata brings Knight up, POSTS him, then brings him back up. Hayata headlocks Knight, brings him around and POSTS him again! The fans are torn but Hayata stalks Knight.

The ring count starts, Hayata drags Knight up at 5 of 20, then into the ring at 7. The fans applaud, and Hayata stalks Knight more. Hayata stomps Knight, CLUBS him, then snapamres. Hayata runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Knight is still in this, the fans rally, but Hayata clamps on with a headlock. Hayata grinds Knight down but Knight endures. The fans rally as Knight fights up, only for Hayata to wrangle him back down! Knight pries at the hold, fights up, and throws body shots. Hayata CLAWS the eyes! The ref reprimands but Hayata whips Knight to ropes. Knight hurdles over the lariat to then PELE! The fans fire up while both men are down!

Knight crawls to a corner as the fans rally. Knight runs back in at Hayata, to STINGER SPLASH! Then a whip and DROPKICK! Hayata bails out again, and the fans fire up as Knight kips up! Knight builds speed, slides as Hayata moves, then goes to the corner for the PLANCHA! Direct hit and Knight shouts “TSUYOI~!” The fans cheer and even high-five Knight, and he gets Hayata up and in the ring. Knight aims, springboards, but Hayata dodges! Knight comes back, to SKY 2 HIGH! Cover, TWO! Hayata survives and the fans fire up again! Knight watches Hayata stir and the fans rally. Knight runs up, SATELLITE- NO, Hayata stops the DDT!

Knight kicks, whips, but Hayata reverses to arm-drag! And atomic drop! Hayata runs and BULLDOGS Knight down! The fans still rally, Hayata BASEMENT ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Knight survives and the fans cheer! Hayata gets annoyed but he and Knight slowly rise. Hayata goes to a corner, runs back in and SHOTGUNS Knight into the other corner! Knight slumps down and the fans rally up! Hayata brings Knight in, TORNADO- NO, Knight stops the DDT to put Hayata on the corner! CHOP and UPPER ROOM! Hayata writhes and the fans fire up! Knight gets Hayata up, fireman’s carries, but Hayata slips free to cradle! TWO!!

Hayata dodges Knight to slip around, sunset, then Oklahoma! TWO and Knight cradles, TWO!! Hayata escapes, Knight feints the superkick to ROUNDHOUSE! Knight resets, Hayata rises, and Knight runs up to SATELLITE- NO, still no DDT! Hayata gets Knight around for the 403 IMPACT!! Cover, Hayata wins!

Winner: Hayata, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Knight earns 0)

Both Jet Setters get grounded in the same round! Will all flights to the semifinals be grounded? Will the GHC National Champion prove he is the Best of the Super Juniors?

 

[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will continue tomorrow]

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: Taiji Ishimori VS Ninja Mack!

Francesco Akira’s withdrawal ended up giving points to Hiromu, Douki, Eagles & Sho, and that ended up bumping The Bone Soldier down a couple spots! Will he take his frustrations out on the American Shinobi? Or will the Mack Attack only add to his misery?

 

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: El Desperado VS Clark Connors!

The Rogue Luchador has won two main events in a row, but he’s still only on par with 100 Proof. Desperado wants to be the Best of the Super Juniors so badly, he can almost taste it, but will there be No Chaser to go with it? Or can he make it three in a row overall to head for the top?

 

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 A Block: TJP VS Blake Christian!

This is a tale of two tides turning. Being on the hotseat lit a fire under The Public Enemy while All Heat has cooled off. Can TJP keep this historic comeback going? Or will the GCW Champion end the Cinderella story right here?

 

 

Best of the Super Juniors 31 B Block: DOUKI VS SHO!

This one’s gonna be good! It was Wrestling Satsuma no Kuni when Japones Del Mal got his shot at the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship, only for the Murder Machine to cheat him out of it. But now, Douki is ahead in the block and could do some serious damage with a win here! Will Douki earn both points and a golden ticket tonight? Or will Sho stack the deck so high it’ll reach the sky?

 

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

El Desperado: 4-2, 8 points
Blake Christian: 4-2, 8 points
Clark Connors: 4-2, 8 points
Titan: 5-2, 10 points
HAYATA: 4-3, 8 points
Kevin Knight: 3-4, 6 points
BUSHI: 3-4, 6 points
TJP: 2-4, 4 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Kosei Fujita: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Here are the EVEN NEWER B Block standings!

DOUKI: 4-2, 8 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 4-2, 8 points
Robbie Eagles: 5-2, 10 points
“Drilla” Moloney: 4-2, 8 points
KUSHIDA: 4-2, 8 points
Taiji Ishimori: 3-2, 6 points
SHO: 3-3, 6 points
Francesco Akira: 2-3, 4 points
Ninja Mack: 2-3, 4 points
Dragon Dia: 0-6, 0 points [ELIMINATED]


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Double or Nothing is on Sunday, so Dynamite sets the table! Will AEW World Champion Swerve Strickland use Nick Wayne to send a message to Christian Cage?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Will Ospreay & Orange Cassidy VS Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; Trent & Roddy win.
  • FTW Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Hook VS Katsuyori Shibata VS Bryan Keith; Hook AND Shibata win and will both challenge Chris Jericho for the title at Double or Nothing.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Matt Sydal; Takeshita wins.
  • Swerve Strickland VS Nick Wayne; Swerve wins.
  • Malakai Black VS Kyle O’Reilly; Malakai wins.
  • Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS The Outcasts w/ Zak Knight; Storm & Mariah win.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Satnam Singh w/ Team Triple J; Bryan wins, by disqualification.

PLAY BY PLAY

Will Ospreay & Orange Cassidy VS Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom!

Don Callis is on commentary as “both his guys” are teaming up as an unlikely duo against another unlikely duo! Will the Aerial Assassin get help from the former International Champion in gaining momentum for his match with the current International Champion? Or will it be #JustTrent and the Savior of the Backbreaker standing tall tonight?

The teams sort out and Ospreay starts against Roddy, but then Cassidy and Trent rush each other on the outside! Ospreay sees that and is distracted, so Roddy CLUBS Ospreay! The fans fire up as there is brawling in and out of the ring! Roddy ROCKS Ospreay, CLUBS him, then whips. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then Ospreay PLANCHAS Trent! Cassidy goes up to CROSSBODY Roddy! Cassidy then DIVES onto Trent and they hit the desk! PIP PIP CHEERIO for Roddy! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps on Roddy but Roddy fights the underhooks! Bennett gets on the apron, Taven throws in a belt, but Ospreay kicks that belt back out.

The ref reprimands The Kingdom but Roddy clinches to an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Roddy tags in Trent and Trent storms up on Ospreay. Trent drags Ospreay up, CHOPS him, then stalks him to a corner. Trent stomps Ospreay, brings him up to ROCK him, but Ospreay ROCKS Trent back! Ospreay fires more forearms, then runs, but Trent CLOBBERS him! Trent tags Roddy, Roddy pushes Ospreay down and rains down fists! Roddy stomps Ospreay, drags him up, but the fans rally up. Roddy stomps Ospreay, fires body shots and a CHOP, then keeps on him with a clinch, Ospreay ROCKS Roddy in return!

Ospreay fires more shots but Roddy DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE!! Roddy clamps onto Ospreay with a chinlock and he grinds Ospreay down. Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay fights up. Ospreay throws body shots then ROCKS Roddy! Roddy knees low, fireman’s carries, but Ospreay slips free to shove and back drop! The fans fire up while Roddy flounders around! Both men crawl, hot tag to Cassidy! Cassidy goes up, Roddy gets under the jump, but Cassidy just BLASTS Trent! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl, but Roddy stops the DD! Roddy sends Cassidy to the corner, but Cassidy goes up and out!

Roddy runs in but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Then he goes side to side to bump Roddy off more buckles! And then back the other way! The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs, but Trent YANKS Cassidy down! Cassidy is stuck up top, Roddy goes up after him! GUTBUSTER on the top buckle! Then Trent drags Cassidy from the corner! The fans boo as Trent hauls Cassidy up, but Ospreay makes the save! Ospreay sends Trent into barriers! Roddy WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick! Then he gives Cassidy an APRON BACK SUPLEX, and Trent SPEARS Cassidy down! The fans boo as Trent & Roddy stand tall, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Trent flexes, Roddy drags Cassidy up, and Roddy ROCKS Cassidy. Roddy puts Cassidy in, stomps up and stomps on him in a corner, then brings him over to bump off buckles. Tag to Trent, but Cassidy fires off forearms! Trent knees low, Cassidy sits down, and Trent stomps him at the ropes. The ref counts, Trent lets off at 4, and The Kingdom taunts Cassidy. Trent gets Cassidy’s legs to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Cassidy sputters and falls out of the ring, The Kingdom taunting him. Trent distracts the ref and The Kingdom stomps away on Cassidy! Roddy then drags Cassidy up to put him in the ring. Trent covers, TWO!

Trent is annoyed but he drags Cassidy up to tag in Roddy. They mug Cassidy, Roddy CHOPS Cassidy, then Roddy clamps on with a chinlock. Cassidy fights up but Roddy CHOPS him again! Cassidy grits his teeth, stands up, but Roddy CHOPS him down! Roddy soaks up the heat, then drags Cassidy up to pull on his arms. Cassidy endures the motorcycle stretch, fights up, and he works to put his hands in pockets! Roddy turns him around to CHOP! Dynamite returns to single picture, Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in his pockets! Roddy swings, misses, but he reels Cassidy in. Cassidy rebounds to SHOTGUN!

Cassidy works his way over, kips up, and hot tags to Trent and Ospreay! Ospreay rallies on Trent with haymakers! Ospreay whips, Trent reveres but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING FOREARM! Roddy runs back in to knee low! Roddy & Trent double whip, but Ospreay handsprings to DOUBLE PELE! The fans fire up, Ospreay covers Trent, TWO! The fans fire up and Ospreay has Trent in a corner. Ospreay runs in but Trent dodges! TORNADO- NO, Ospreay stops the DDT to suplex. Trent slips free, to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Trent tags Roddy, Roddy runs in to KNEE Ospreay! Then back suplex, but Ospreay sunset flips it! TWO!!

Roddy runs up but into a CHOP! Ospreay runs, into a kitchen sink knee! Roddy goes side to side to forearm again and again and again! Then the atomic SLAM! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is still in this and Roddy is frustrated. The fans rally, Roddy drags Ospreay up, and Roddy reels Ospreay in to suplex. Ospreay slips free, ducks Roddy’s knee, and tucks him in! CHEEKY NANDOS! Tag to Cassidy, and Ospreay Electric Chairs Roddy for the POWERBOMB! Then Ospreay goes up, gives Cassidy a thumbs up, and then hits the LEAP OF FAITH! Cassidy’s turn, he LAZY ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Roddy is still in this but Cassidy throws off his elbow pad!

Cassidy aims in a corner, but Trent grabs his foot! Cassidy kicks Trent away, Roddy runs up, but Cassidy BOOTS him! Cassidy goes up, but Roddy GAMANGIRIS! Roddy then goes up after Cassidy, but Cassidy fights the suplex! The fans rally, Ospreay joins in and he knocks Roddy down! Trent gets up to get Ospreay, SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ospreay lands on his feet! The fans are thunderous, and Ospreay BOOTS Trent into the DEEP IMPACT! Roddy CHOPS Ospreay, ROCKS Cassidy, then KNEES Ospreay. Roddy runs, into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Tilt-o-whirl DDT from Cassidy!

Cassidy covers, and Ospreay keeps Trent back, but Trent powers through to break it up! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! Trent rises first, “This is Awesome!” as he rips at a buckle pad. The ref says stop it, and then Cassidy mule kicks Trent! SICK KICK from Roddy! The Kingdom distracts the ref, Callis hops off commentary to anchor Cassidy! Roddy can’t suplex him like that! Roddy gets mad at Callis, Callis hurries away, END OF- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! OSCUTTER!! But as the ref checks Roddy, The Kingdom run in! Ospreay dumps them both out! And then builds speed to FLY! Down go Taven & Bennett!

The fans are thunderous but WARDLOW CLOBBERS OSPREAY! The fans boo as the War Machine comes outta nowhere! ORANGE P- NO, Roddy ducks and Trent’s BUSAIKU KNEE hits! END OF HEARTACHE!! Cover, Roddy & Trent win!

Winners: Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong, by pinfall

The Kingdom’s numbers are just too much, and now they’re beating down Cassidy & Ospreay! Callis is furious, but then where’s his family!? Trent DECKS Cassidy, Roddy grabs the International title belt! BELT SHOT to Ospreay! Trent won’t let Callis get close, either! SNAKE BITE on Cassidy! Ospreay is busted open! Roddy tells Ospreay he will never have this title! Then Roddy drags Ospreay up, reels him in, and hits END OF HEARTACHE!! Ospreay flounders and writhes, and Roddy paints himself with Ospreay’s blood. Is nothing going to stop The Undisputed Kingdom from conquering AEW?

 

The Young Bucks speak.

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson want their own Elite security to get a good look at who they’re looking for. Nick then says, “Hey, Darby Allin, ya p*ick! You attacked The Elite unprovoked last week, so guess what? You’re barred this week.” Matt adds that in the interest of having the safest locker room in the business, sorry, no Darby allowed tonight. Matt tells the security to be very careful, Darby is resilient. He broke his foot, practically got Final Destination’d by a bus, and he’s still standing, and out for blood! Do NOT let this man in the building! What’re they doing still standing here? Get to your positions! And tuck your shirts in!

In walks Sonjay Dutt and he wants to commend these two for the great job they’ve been doing, and for knowing how to take care of problems. Darby won’t be an issue tonight. Last Saturday, they took care of two more problems in FTR thanks to The Righteous & Lance Archer. And tonight, it all comes to a head. Sonjay’s Indian Giant destroys the American Dragon. Matt says if Satnam beats Bryan, cool. But if he hurts Bryan, great. Alright, so long as the money’s in the envelope with a few rupees, because tonight, Satnam breaks Bryan like a pencil! HAHAHAHAHA! Sonjay heads out, Matt tells everyone to keep the energy up, next segment! Can he get some water? Thanks.

 

Bullet Club Gold is here!

Bakersfield, California fires up as The Bang Bang Gang brings their gold to the ring in a little black wagon. Granted, they don’t need all nine belts, just the one set that represents the Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships. Though, they do like to mix and match as they hold one each. Jay White gets the mic and hushes the crowd before saying, “Well, well, well, look at you! The greatest three man team in the game is here!” Fully Cocked Colten Gunn! Switchblade Jay White! And… Austin! THE Unified Trios Champions, the Bang Bang Gang! And White knows what they want. Guns up for the Bakersfield Gold Members~!

But y’know, on that note, White thinks there might be one very special little gold member out there walking around feeling confused, asking himself how he ended up in the situation he’s in. How he ended up burning int he spotlight at the feet of the Bang Bang Gang! That one little gold member is… Pac? Puck? Pock? Pack, but without K. Oh. Okay, okay, Pack. Let White tell him how you ended up here! You made three big mistakes! One: when the Bang Bang Gang is walking down the halls, you run, scatter, turn the other way. What’d Pac do? Looked at them with… that face.

Mistake two: When Bang Bang Gang handled Bang Bang Gang business in this ring with “Azucar” Rocky Romero, one little Bastard decided to stick his ugly bastard nose where it doesn’t belong. Mistake three and biggest of all, Pack, is questioning them. He asked, begged, pleaded for them to make him care, so they gave him what he asked for. But see as the- WAIT! Pac is on the tron! And he tells the Bang Bang Toy Guns that this is what he’s talking about! They warmed him up a bit. And he can’t even be made at them. Like they said, he provoked them first. But gentlemen, three on one? That’s not exactly fair now, is it?

So allow Pac to introduce them to his amigos. His hermanos! His LUCHA BROTHERS! The fans fire up as Penta El Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix y The Bastard, Pac, all stand as one! Death Triangle is reunited! White & The Gunns get ready, but Pac TACKLES White while the Lucha Bros DOUBLE SUPERKICK the Ass Boys! Pac throws adown fists, the others brawl, and the fans fire up! Pac ROCKS Colten, ROCKS Austin, but White knees low! White puts Pac in a corner but Pac dodges to stomp away! Death Triangle stomps away on the whole Bang Bang Gang! They then SUPERKICK everyone out! The fans are fired up but the Bang Bang Gang is in retreat!

Pac gets a mic to tell the boys, “You think you’re hard? Well this Sunday, Double or Nothing, AEW Unified Trios Championships! You think you’re hard? I guess we’ll find out.” Death Triangle wants gold again, will they take it from the Switchblade and his boys?

 

Chris Jericho is here!

The Learning Tree makes his way out, “Big Bill” Morrissey right behind him, because Jericho is joining commentary for what’s up next.

FTW Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Hook VS Katsuyori Shibata VS Bryan Keith!

While the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil wants payback on The Learning Tree, so does The Wrestler! They and The Bounty Hunter fought and won last Saturday on Collision, and now they all fight for a chance to go Double or Nothing with Jericho! Will wins big to then go after Jericho “For The World?”

The bell rings and Keith BOOTS Hook right down! Keith runs up on Shibata, Shibata dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP int he corner! Hook storms up to fire hands on Keith! Shibata pushes Hook aside to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Hook pushes Shibata, the rivals stare down, but Keith RAMS Hook into Shibata! Keith then fires forearms on Hook. Keith runs, but into a SAYANAGI! Hook shoots around, REDRUM, but Shibata gets Hook in a SLEEPER! Keith DOUBLE JAWBREAKERS free! All three men stagger to their feet, and Hook clinches Shibata for an EXPLODER! Shibata comes back to BELLY2BELLY Hook!

Keith gives Shibata an EXPLODER! Hook gives Keith an EXPLODER! Shibata hits an STO on Hook! All three men are down again and the fans fire up! Keith, Hook and Shibata slowly sit up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shibata runs up on Keith, throws him down, and has a HEEL HOOK! Shibata endures, crawls back, and has the ROPEBREAK! Shibata doesn’t have to but he does let off given the hold won’t count for anything now. Shibata drags Keith back, steps through, and FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCKS! Keith fights it, but Shibata clamps it on tight! But then Hook throws down forearms on Shibata! Shibata lets Keith go, crawls to a corner, and Hook drags Shibata up. Hook throws knees into Shibata, then brings him out of the corner to TOSS him out of the ring! Hook then goes for Keith, but Keith wrenches to a HOOK KICK!

Hook falls, Keith goes to a corner, and Keith huffs and puffs. Keith drops a knee on Hook’s head, covers, TWO! Keith huffs ‘n’ puffs more, and he CLUBS Hook to ropes. Keith CHOPS, then follows Hook around the way. Keith CHOPS again, then clinches, but Hook fights the exploder! Hook slips around but now Keith fights the exploder! Keith fires down elbows, but Hook still lifts! Keith fires down more elbows, but Hook tries again! EXPLODER! Both men are down, the fans fire up, and Hook rises. Hook stalks Keith, but Keith avoids the crossface forearms! Hook turns around, Keith KNEES him down!

Keith drags Hook up, underhooks, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Keith hits the TIGER DRIVER! Cover, Shibata breaks it! The fans rally, Shibata kicks and bumps Keith off buckles. Shibata BOOTS Hook in a corner, then runs to BOOT Keith! Shibata rains down forearms on Keith, then runs to BOOT Hook! Shibata HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS Keith! Shibata drags Keith up for a HALF HATCH! Cover, Hook breaks it! Hook knees low, clinches, T BONE SUPLEX! Shibata goes to a corner, Hook grabs Keith. Hook clamps on the REDRUM! But Keith RAMS Hook into a corner! Hook goes up and he goes for a HANGING REDRUM!

Keith RIDING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he goes up, reels Hook in, DIAMOND DUST! PENALTY KICK from Shibata! Shibata gets Keith up, fireman’s carries, and USHIGOROSHI! Shibata stares Jericho down before putting on the FIGURE FOUR, with HEEL HOOK!! Keith endures, Hook gets in! REDRUM on Keith!!! Keith endures double submissions, he TAPS!! Then who wins?!? The ref has the two men let off of Keith, and declares they BOTH win?!

Winners: Hook & Katsuyori Shibata, by submission (both challenge Chris Jericho for the title)

The fans don’t want a draw, they want Hook and Shibata to fight it out! But Jericho gets on the mic and says yeah, he agrees! Hi, Bakersfield! He just wants to get camera time, right? But Rick Knox, what an interesting call. Two winners, two contenders, makes his job a little harder at Double or Nothing. But such is life, huh? Just gotta say, Hook and Shibata, he’s proud of you both for everything they’ve picked up from The Learning Tree and the Jericho Vortex. But he’s gotta warn you, as the longest reigning For The World Champion in history at over 33 days, he’s just getting started.

So even though it’ll be the first-ever Triple Threat “For The World” Rules match, he’ll walk out of Vegas the winner. Thanks, everybody! But he’s not losing to anyone ever, okay? Thanks, guys! Tony Khan texts Tony Schiavone, and it is official! The first ever FTW Triple Threat, will going Double or Nothing only guarantee Jericho loses?

 

Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Matt Sydal!

The Alpha wants to be IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, but he’s only getting a Title Eliminator match at Double or Nothing. Will the Zen Assassin simply be used as a warm-up and a warning for Jon Moxley?

The bell rings, Takeshita knees Sydal low then CLUBS him down! Takeshita brings Sydal up to CLAW Sydal’s face, then lets off as the ref reprimands. Takeshita drags Sydal up, and throat chops him! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Takeshita deadlift suplexes Sydal for a BRAINBUSTER! Takeshita stands up, snarls, and he  stomps Sydal around. Takeshita gives taunting kicks as Sydal sits up, and then Takeshita stands him up. BLUE- RANA! Sydal dropkicks the legs out, then BASEMENT DDTS! Sydal hurries to the apron, then the corner! Sydal goes up, leaps over Takeshita, then keeps going, but into the BLUE THUNDER BOMB!

Takeshita and Callis agree, time to break Sydal! Takeshita stands Sydal up, winds up, ALPHA FOREARM! Cover, Takeshita wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Takeshita made quick work out of Matt Sydal, but then offers a handshake, The Code of Honor if you will. Sydal accepts it, but then Takeshita ripcord deadlifts Sydal into a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN!! No honor, no respect, and the fans boo! But Callis loves it! Takeshita stomps away on Sydal, but then here comes Moxley! The Maniac was gonna be here either way, and Takeshita wants to know where he’s coming from! Moxley slips in from the crowd, has a mic, and he steps up to Takeshita. Then he DECKS Takeshita with the mic! The fans cheer Moxley on as he paces around. Moxley kneels and tells Takeshita he’ll see him at Double or Nothing.

Takeshita sent a message with his win over Sydal, Moxley just sent his response! Will this Title Eliminator turn into a slobberknocker?

 

The Young Bucks speak, again.

Nick tells Darby Allin, “you stupid idiot,” that they know he’s watching from somewhere in Bakersfield. They saw him on the travel list, but again, he is banned from the arena! The tech staff is given wanted posters of Darby just so they know, and Matt says it’s time to actually run this show. But sitting at gorilla, right in their spot, is Swerve Strickland! The Realest asks, “What up, turds?” Oh, sorry, is this one of their seats? Matt says it’s fine, he’s the champ, he can make himself at home. Good to see him, by the way. Also, has he seen Darby? He’s banned from the building. Swerve takes a copy of the poster, crumples it up, throws it away, and says no, he has not.

Anyway, hit his music, his match is up next. Matt says yes, of course. Someone do it! Is it this idiot’s job over here? Press the buttons! The music gets going, and Bakersfield is now “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But will Nick Wayne simply be Christian Cage’s sacrificial pawn in this game he’s playing?

Swerve Strickland VS Nick Wayne!

The bell rings and Nick throws his shirt at Swerve. Swerve takes that shirt, rubs his junk on it, then throws it back. The two step up, the fans rally for Swerve, and then Nick bails out. Swerve is annoyed, storms out after Nick, but Nick slides back in. Swerve sighs, slides back in, but Nick slides back out. Nick plays cat ‘n’ mouse with Swerve as he again slides in just as Swerve slides out. Swerve feints the slide, and now he has Nick! The fans fire up as Swerve fires off body shots! Swerve whips Nick right into barriers! Nick sputters, Swerve says if Nick wants a father, Swerve will be that father. Swerve takes off his regular belt to SPANK Nick with it!

Swerve gives Nick a good lashing, Nick hobbles away, and the ref reprimands. But the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” So Swerve winds up and LASHES Nick’s butt! Nick falls over, Swerve puts his belt back on, and the fans chant, “Thank You, Swerve!” Swerve leaves Nick behind to uncover a crossbar! Swerve brings Nick over but Nick fights back! Nick body shots, but then Swerve back drops Nick into the ring! Swerve then steps in to dropkick Nick down! The fans cheer and Swerve pushes Nick around. Nick goes to a corner, Swerve runs up but Nick puts Swerve on the apron! Nick blocks a shot, and bumps Swerve off the exposed crossbar!

Swerve staggers, Nick triangle jump DROPKICKS him down! Swerve staggers away again, and Nick goes to the apron. PENALTY KICK! Then ASAI MOONSAULT, but Swerve catches Nick! But Nick swings to DDT Swerve on the floor! Both men writhe, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Nick drags Swerve up and RAMS him into barriers! Swerve falls in a heap, Nick soaks up the heat, and then Nick stalks Swerve into the ring. Nick clamps onto Swerve, then KNEES him in the back! Swerve staggers up, Nick kick shim down! Nick puts Swerve on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4 and soaks up more heat. Nick then stalks Swerve, snapmares him, and scrapes his soles off Swerve’s face! Nick swaggers as he soaks up heat, but Swerve gets up to fireman’s carry! Nick flails to get free, and he CLAWS Swerve’s face! Swerve goes to a corner, Nick is on him with a snapmare and KICK!

Swerve grits his teeth, Nick eggs him on, and Swerve stands. Swerve snapmares and KICKS Nick! Swerve frowns as Nick stands back up, and the two get forehead to forehead. Nick CLAWS Swerve’s face again! The ref reprimands, Nick lets off, and he kicks Swerve. Swerve hits back, but Nick mule kicks! Swerve goes to a corner, Nick CLAWS at his face again! The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4, and Nick soaks up more heat. Nick taunts Swerve, avoids the kick, then taunts Swerve more. Swerve swings blind as Nick taunts him, JABS him, and repeat. Swerve runs up, misses again and Nick JABS! Nick still taunts Swerve, but Swerve ROCKS him!

Dynamite returns to single picture as Swerve CHOPS Nick, then UPPERCUTS in the corner! Swerve snapmare, gator rolls, and deadlift suplexes, but Nick knees free! Nick then TOSSES Swerve out, goes up and out to the apron, then ASAI- NO, Swerve anchors him on the corner! APRON BACK SUPLEX! Nick falls to the floor and the fans fire up! The ring count starts, Swerve slides in at 4 of 10, and then goes back out to the apron. Swerve aims as Nick sits up, and the fans fire up for the KILL STOMPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve drags Nick up and puts him in the ring. Swerve says this is what Nick wanted!

Swerve goes up the corner, Nick eggs Swerve on! KILL- BOOTS from below! Nick somersault clutches, TWO! Swerve gets out, runs in, but into buckles! Roll up, feet on ropes! TWO!! Nick SUPERKICKS! Then somersault and CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Nick is beside himself and Swerve scowls as he sits up. The fans fire up for Swerve but Nick says he’s gonna take Swerve’s House! HOUSE- NO, Swerve blocks the call! Swerve slips around to get a BACKBREAKER, then a power lift into a POWERSLAM! The fans are thunderous again and Swerve drags Nick up. Swerve says, “I am sorry.” But then HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The Realest apologized for his past with Nick Wayne, but that didn’t mean he was gonna show mercy. But then LUCHASAURUS ATTACKS! The monster now called Killswitch takes Swerve out and of course The Patriarch & Mother Shayna are here. Luchasaurus CHOKES Swerve while Christian checks on his favorite son. But Swerve LOW BLOWS the dinosaur and DUMPS him out! Christian doesn’t know until he turns around! Christian wants Swerve to hold on, but then he runs away! Swerve pursues, HOUSE CALL drive-by for Luchasaurus! Swerve chase Christian right up the ramp and backstage!

Cameras follow as we go through gorilla, then to the hallways! Christian tries to block the path as he hurries for the parking lot! Christian finds the rental, throws the valet out, and then drives off, leaving his “family” behind! But then someone pulls up in front of him! It’s PRINCE NANA! Nana was waiting in the parking lot for this! Swerve grabs at Christian, they brawl through the car window, and Swerve drags Christian out! Then he throws Christian into the production truck trailer! And then back into the rental! Swerve beats down on Christian but Christian gets loose. Christian is going up the rental? Swerve pursues, Christian kicks at him!

Both men get on the roof of the car and the brawl continues! Swerve kicks low, DDT onto the roof! Christian sputters, flounders to the hood, and Nana has a chair! Nana hands it to Swerve and Swerve takes aim! But Christian moves before the Car-Chair-To! Christian runs away, but he better be heading to Las Vegas. Will Double or Nothing be the end of The Patriarchy?

 

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Rampage!

This Friday before Double or Nothing, Rampage will be at a special start time of 6:30 PM Eastern! Make sure your DVR is ready for this special edition!

 

Malakai Black VS Kyle O’Reilly!

Speaking of Double or Nothing, before the Dark Father brings out the darkness inside Adam “Edge” Copeland, he must settle things with #CombatKyle. Will Malakai simply use Kyle to sharpen his edge before he becomes the Face of TNT? Or will this not be The End of Kyle O’Reilly?

The bell rings and the two stare down. The fans rally up, the two slowly approach, then feel things out. They test the waters with kicks and jabs. They go around, Kyle keeps looking for an opening but Malakai clinches him. They go to ropes, Malakai turns things around on Kyle, but he lets off cleanly. The fans cheer, the two reset, and they feel things out again. Each man still tests the waters, and Kyle shoots in for a leg. Malakai fights it, Kyle goes for an arm but Malakai arm-drags free. They start throwing kicks but also guarding! Kyle BOOTS, Malakai BOOTS, and both men ELBOW JAB! Both men KNEE low! Both men back down and the fans fire up!

Malakai snarls, he headlocks Kyle, but Kyle powers out. Malakai runs him over, covers, ONE! Kyle goes for legs, Malakai blocks and throws more knees. Malakai shoves Kyle then sweeps the legs. Malakai runs and springboards, but Kyle kicks Malakai’s legs out! The fans fire up as Kyle storms up on Malakai. Kyle KICKS, SLAPS, and KNEES, but Malakai sweeps the legs again! The fans fire up, Malakai drags Kyle up, and KICKS him now! Kyle hobbles, goes to kick but Malakai blocks and KICKS back! Kyle fires a forearm, Malakai grabs the leg to then JUMP KNEE! Kyle tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Malakai paces while Kyle is dazed, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Kyle sits up, shakes out the stars, but Malakai goes out to KICK! Kyle staggers away, Malakai KICKS him against barriers. Kyle KICKS back, KICKS again, but Malakai puts the leg on barriers! Malakai KICKS the leg and Kyle falls back! Malakai drags Kyle up, KICKS him against the apron, then KICKS him again. Malakai puts Kyle against barriers and KICKS! Kyle slumps down and Malakai paces. Malakai drags Kyle up but Kyle fires forearms and KICKS in return! Malakai BOOTS Kyle away! Kyle checks his chin, Malakai puts him in the ring. Malakai storms up but Kyle KICKS! Malakai KNEES low! Then Malakai grabs a leg to DRAGON SCREW! Cover, TWO!

Kyle grits his teeth as he toughs it out, but Malakai stomps him down. Malakai looms over Kyle, Kyle kicks at him from below. Malakai grabs the leg, and has a KNEE LOCK! Kyle endures as Malakai pulls on the leg! Kyle reaches out, fights with his free leg, and Malakai lets go. Kyle stands, hobbles, but Malakai blocks his kick! DRAGON- NO, Kyle sits down on the leg whip to have an ARMBAR! Malakai clasps hands, fights around, but Kyle pulls on the grip! Dynamite returns to single picture, Malakai hooks Kyle for a waistlock, but Kyle fights up. Kyle pries at the hold, wrenches out with a double wristlock, but Malakai KICKS the bad leg!

Kyle staggers back, yoyos int he ropes, but Malakai blocks the lariat and ELBOWS Kyle! Malakai reels Kyle in to suplex, Kyle knees free then fires more knees! Kyle fires off a strike fest, then WRINGS Malakai’s arm out! Malakai staggers away but the fans fire up! Kyle runs in to FOREARM SMASH! Kyle wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER! But Malakai ROCKS Kyle! Kyle blocks a kick to KNEE and SNAP GERMAN! AX and SMASH! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up while Kyle grits his teeth in frustration. “This is Awesome!” as Kyle rises up. Kyle storms over to Malakai to KICK the bad arm! And KICK! And KICK! And KICK!

Kyle snarls as Malakai stands, so the KICKS keep coming! Malakai ROCKS Kyle, Kyle ROCKS Malakai! The forearms go back and forth, then Kyle KNEES low! Malakai fires a body shot, Kyle fires a one-two! Malakai gives that one-two back, so Kyle kick-kicks! Malakai fires off a flurry of his own, but Kyle fires forearms !Malakai blocks a kick, Kyle slips free, double leg takedown! GROUND ‘N’ POUND, then ARMBAR! Malakai fights it with a strong S grip, but Kyle gets the leg! ANKLE LOCK! Malakai endures and scrambles around while the fans fire up! Malakai reaches out, fights up, and Kyle shifts his grip.

Malakai ELBOWS Kyle, KNEES him, then suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and Malakai is beside himself! Malakai storms over to Kyle, gets a leg, but Kyle steps over to KNEE! AX and- ELBOW from Malakai! Kyle stays up, DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES hit! Both men wobble, Kyle ROLLING ELBOWS! Malakai feints then THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

Kyle got caught by that change in flow, and he just faded to Black! But wait! The lights all turn red! Malakai looks around in confusion, but this can only mean one thing. BLOOD FROM ABOVE?! It’s like something outta Carrie! Malakai is not just drenched, he’s fumbling around from how slick the canvas is! And then, on the tron, walking down the steps… is EDGE! “Malakai. Malakai~! Up here. Be careful what you wish for.” Edge grins and he has fangs! “See you soon.” Is Malakai going to regret bringing out that side of The Rated R Superstar?

 

Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS The Outcasts w/ Zak Knight!

The Leading Lady and her understudy have had just about enough of Saraya & Harley trying to troll there way to the spotlight, and now look to finally end this farce! But given she’s still parading around in Serena Deeb’s banner, will the AEW Women’s World Champion be ready for The Professor’s test this Sunday? Or will the madness truly go off the rails this close to Double or Nothing?

The teams sort out and Harley starts against Mariah, a partial rematch from last Saturday. The irony that Mariah’s Toni cosplay is also a Harley Quinn cosplay but Harley Cameron is in all black. The two tie up, Mariah waistlocks, but Harley reaches back, headlocks, and grinds. Mariah powers up and out, drops down, Harley rolls and kicks low! Harley clinches but Mariah ROCKS her! Mariah whips, Harley goes up and out, then ducks Mariah to RAM into her! Harley ROUNDHOUSES Mariah away, goes up and in, then talks trash on Storm. Harley runs but Mariah follows, trips Harley, then keeps moving to SHOTGUN!

Mariah smiles and the fans fire up as she paces around. Mariah gets Harley up, scoops, and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Then Mariah fireman’s carries, but Harley slips free to tag Saraya. Mariah waits on Saraya and the two circle. But then Saraya backs away to ropes for defense, she wants the REAL Toni Storm! The fans fire up, and Mariah tags Toni! The two former friends circle now, and Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm ROCKS Saraya, repeat! The fans fire up as they go back and forth, and are definitely on Storm’s side. Saraya kicks low, whips, but Storm reverses and hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fists, then tags Mariah.

Storm scoop SLAMS Saraya, then Mariah offers herself up. Storm scoops Mariah to SLAM her onto Saraya! Cover, ONE! Saraya is tougher than that, but Mariah tags Storm back in. Mariah now scoops, but Storm is a bit sturdier. So Storm scoops Mariah to SLAM her on Saraya again! ELBOW DROP, cover, TWO! Tag back to Mariah, she brings Saraya up and fires forearms. Mariah snapmares Saraya, runs and KNEES Saraya down! Saraya flounders, has the ref check her, and Harley runs in to CLOBBER Mariah! Toni storms in but the ref stops her, completely missing the crazy one going after Mariah! Saraya has Harley slip away and she stomps Mariah now.

Saraya does jumping jacks to show off her cardio, and then she HEADBUTTS Mariah as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Saraya stalks Mariah to ropes, puts her through them, and then steps onto the apron to fire off knee after knee! The ref reprimands and counts, Saraya lets off, and then she steps back inside. Harley storms right up to AX KICK Mariah down! The ref reprimands and Saraya just shrugs. Saraya drags Mariah around, whips her to the corner, then tags in Harley. They mug Mariah, Harley stomps away, then stands her up. Harley digs her boot in, lets off at 4, and then Saraya CHOKES Mariah while Harley argues with the ref! Luther protests, Storm is furious, but the Outcasts get away with that. Harley covers, TWO!

Harley stays between Mariah and Storm and drags her up. Harley bumps Mariah off buckles, tags Saraya, and they mug Mariah some more. Saraya TOSSES Mariah out, storms out after her, then drags Mariah up to RAMS her into barriers! Saraya taunts the fans, soaks up the heat, and blows a mocking kiss to Storm. Saraya digs her boots into Mariah, the ref reprimands, but Saraya drags Mariah up and into the ring. Saraya keeps Mariah from Storm, tags in Harley, and Harley RAMS Mariah into the corner! Harley then brings Mariah around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Harley argues the count as Dynamite returns to single picture,

The fans rally, Harley drags Mariah up, but Mariah ROCKS Harley! And ROCKS her again! And again, and again and again! The fans fire up as Mariah just hammers away! Harley shoves Mariah away, brings her around, then JAWBREAKER! Harley runs up, Mariah dodges, and DOUBLE FACEBUSTERS collide! Mariah crawls hot tag to Storm! Storm CLOBBERS Harley, BLASTS Saraya, then goes up and over Harley! Storm runs back at the corner, blocks Harley’s boots, and puts her in ropes for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Saraya returns but into JAB after JAB! Saraya falls, Harley returns, but Storm HEADBUTTS!

The fans fire up as Storm poses! Storm then runs to SPLASH Harley in a corner! Harley sits down, Saraya runs in, but Storm drop toeholds Saraya into Harley’s hips! Storm laughs at them, then she drags Harley up for a SKY HIGH! Cover, but Saraya BOOTS it apart! Mariah returns, dodges the haymaker to HEADBUTT a la Storm! Mentor and protege help each other up, pose for a close up, then they each get an Outcast. “This is Awesome!” as they put Harley & Saraya up top! They each climb up, CLUB away, then coordinate. But Harley & Saraya each SMACK Storm & Mariah off buckles! STEREO SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS!! The Outcasts double cover, TWO!!!

Saraya & Harley coordinate now, they get Storm & Mariah in corners to stomp mudholes in! The ref counts, Saraya & Harley let off to coordinate again. They both storm back up for more, but Storm & Harley put a stop to that! They set those boots down, to plant some wet ones on their enemies! Consider their fates sealed with a kiss, because now we get STORM ZERO and MAYDAY!! Harley is then fed to a STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm & Mariah win!

Winners: Toni Storm & Mariah May, by pinfall

This dynamic duo dominates, and now they again adorn Storm with Deeb’s banner. But wait, Serena Deeb is here! She SMACKS Luther down with a chair!! Then she JAMS Mariah, and HEADBUTTS Storm! The fans are torn as Deeb grins. Deeb brings out a SHOE! HIGH HEEL TO THE FACE!! Deeb grins as she watches Storm crawl, then she picks the chair back up. Deeb uses the chair to take a seat on Storm’s back, and then pulls on a leg! FULL METAL HALF CRAB! Storm taps out, not that this is a legitimate hold in any way! The ref reprimands, other refs rush out to tell Deeb to stop, but Deeb only lets go when she says!

Deeb has just made Storm suffer, and she takes her banner back. Will she also take that AEW Women’s World Championship when she and Storm go Double or Nothing?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

No matter what happens at Double or Nothing, there will be an AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet match! The winner will receive their shot at the title at Forbidden Door in New York!

 

The Bang Bang Gang regroups backstage.

They have their wagon of gold and are laughing off that surprise from earlier. Jay White’s pretty sure he knows what Death Triangle wants! They want Bang Bang Gang’s loot! They want Bang Bang Gang’s gold~! You want the gold? This is who you bring? The Lucha Bros? When White already has THE GREATEST brother tag team behind him? Colten says it’s just as White says, The Gunns ARE the best brother tag team in the world. And if you wanna shot at the titles, you gotta earn it! So how about a Gunn fight in the Collision Corral. Penta & Fenix are brothers, but so are The Gunns! Penta & Fenix are former AEW World Tag Team Champions, but so are The Gunns!

And Austin says don’t worry, they won’t be hard to find. Just walk into town, look above the saloon doors, and you won’t see “Cero Miedo,” it’ll say GUNNS UP! The Bang Bang Gang is locked and loaded, will Death Triangle win the right to fight for the gold?

 

Bryan Danielson VS Satnam Singh w/ Sonjay Dutt!

The American Dragon always fights against corporate corruption, that’s why he’s standing up against The Elite alongside Team AEW this Sunday! But The EVPs have been doing everything they can to make Anarchy in the Arena a foregone conclusion. Will the One in a Billion be just the thing to ruin Double or Nothing? Or will Bryan prove everyone’s the same size when down on the ground?

As the two get in the ring, Satnam gets right in Bryan’s face. Well, Satnam’s chest does, as he’s quite literally head and shoulders above Bryan. Satnam goes to pie face Bryan but Bryan pushes that big hand away. The bell rings, the fans fire up with “YES! YES! YES!” and the two circle. Satnam puts Bryan in a corner, but Bryan dodges the chop to KCIK, KICK and KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan climbs up to fire hands but Satnam shoves him away! Satnam BOOTS Bryan down and the fans boo. Satnam stands Bryan up to bump off buckles, then stalks him to another corner. Satnam winds up to CHOP!

Bryan sputters and falls over, and Satnam soaks up the heat. Satnam drags Bryan up, suplexes, and holds Bryan up! Then the SLAM! The fans boo more while Bryan flops out of the ring. Satnam goes out after him, then RAMS him into steel steps! Sonjay clears the desk of the drinks, the action figures, the hood, everything, but then the whole thing falls apart! Satnam kicks the steel steps aside, drags Bryan over. The fans tell Sonjay how he messed that one up, but Satnam still lifts Bryan. Bryan goes to the apron! Bryan KICKS Satnam, and KICKS and KICKS! Bryan gets space, runs up, and FLYING KNEES!

Satnam staggers but stays up, so Bryan resets! FLYING KNEE again! Satnam staggers and takes a seat in the corner of the barriers! Bryan runs in to DROPKICK Satnam down! The fans fire up and Bryan rises. The fans want that again, so Bryan runs back in, only for Satnam to get up and catch him! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Bryan writhes, Sonjay is all fired up, but the fans boo. Satnam shoves Bryan into the ring, Sonjay and the rest of Team Triple J applaud, then mockingly say “YES! YES! YES!” Satnam steps in for a cocky cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this, but Sonjay pulls at a buckle pad. Satnam YANKS it right off!

Satnam storms up on Bryan, drags him up but the ref won’t let him use the bare buckle! Sonjay argues with the ref, so Bryan LOW BLOWS Satnam! Now that Satnam’s cut down to size, Bryan runs and BUSAIKU KNEES!! Satnam even hits the bare buckle! Bryan keeps moving, but Satnam still grabs him! So Bryan KICKS at the legs! And CLAWS at the eyes! And KICKS at the chest! “YES! YES! YES!” Then BUZZSAW! Satnam stays up!? This is a sturdy tree! He CHOPS Bryan, and then he looms over Bryan. Satnam hauls Bryan up, suplexes, but Bryan slips free! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Satnam drops to his knees as Bryan keeps going!

Bryan then shifts to the omoplata, and puts on the biggest LEBELL LOCK ever!!! Satnam endures, TRIPLE J ATTACKS!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by disqualification

The fans boo but The Bucks said themselves that this wasn’t about getting the win but about inflicting damage! Jeff Jarrett runs the ref off while Lehtal drags Bryan up. Jarrett gets his guitar, but Bryan slips free! Jarrett avoids hitting Lethal, but then Bryan dodge shim again! BUSAIKU KNEE for Lethal! BUSAIKU KNEE for Jarrett! Sonjay tries to sneak in, but Bryan has the guitar! Sonjay clubs Bryan, but it was weak! Bryan swings, Sonjay dodges, and Satnam PUNCHES through the guitar!! The mugging continues, then Satnam hits a SPLASH in the corner! The fans boo, but now The Bucks make their way out here!

Matthew & Nicholas step out of the Codyvator and they have that envelope! That’s the payment for this hit job on Bryan! Jarrett CHOKES Bryan, then rains down fists! Sonjay receives the payment, and it looks good to him. The Bucks have Jarrett stand down, he did great. They shake hands, then The Bucks get to stomp Bryan! The fans boo as the EVPs drag Bryan to center, sit him up, and give him an E V P- NO! Bryan avoids the knees and they hit each other! Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan fires hands on Matt, “YES! YES! YES!” But here comes The Rainmaker! Bryan is ready for Okada, but then JACK PERRY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND!

The fans boo as Scapegoat takes down Bryan, and now The Elite all mug him! Ripcord, RAINMAKER LARIAT!! This isn’t over, either, as they drag Bryan out of the ring and up the ramp! And surprise! There’s a table waiting! But wait, who is this pulling up to the arena? It’s DRABY ALLIN! He fist bumps Tony Khan, who drove him here!! TK can travel now!? Darby storms into the ring, armed with some kind of airsoft gun! The Elite is freaking out, but here he comes! That’s not an airsoft gun, that’s a FLAMETHROWER!! The Elite freaks out even more, and then Bryan finally gets to fight back! He fires off KICKS on Nick, then TOSSES Nick down through the table!!

The fans are going nuts, and Anarchy in the Arena is only going to be crazier! Will nothing stop the revolution against The Elite’s “revolution?”


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