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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (11/4/21)

Will the Final Boss finally be beat?

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Coverage NXT UK 2021

The Spoiled Princess goes after the NXT UK Women’s Championship!

Jinny gets her shot at the Final Boss, Meiko Satomura, and the NXT UK Women’s Championship! But will it be game over for the Fashionista?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Flash Morgan Webster VS Rampage Brown; Brown wins.
  • Isla Dawn VS Angel Hayze; Hayze wins, by disqualification.
  • NXT UK Women’s Championship: Meiko Satomura VS Jinny w/ Joseph Conners; Satomura wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Flash Morgan Webster VS Rampage Brown!

The Modfather tried to play his usual games but Rampage wasn’t having it. Will Rampage slap some sense into FMW in the ring? Or will Webster’s tricks pay off with a huge win?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Rampage powers FMW to the corner. The ref counts, Rampage lets off at 2 with a pat on FMW’s head. FMW keeps cool, circles with Rampage and ties up again, but Rampage shoves him down this time. FMW gets up, circles around Rampage, and they tie up. Rampage puts FMW back in a corner, then TOSSES him across the ring! FMW bails out to cool off and fans sing for him. FMW fires up and gets in to SLAP Rampage! Rampage blocks the punch to shove FMW to a corner! FMW dodges to CHOP and forearm! Rampage blocks the whip and throws him into the corner! FMW boots but Rampage blocks, only for FMW to KICK him away!

Rampage swings but FMW boots the clothesline to ENZIGURI Rampage out of the ring! FMW waits on Rampage as he paces around now. Rampage slides in, FMW ducks to headlock. Rampage back suplexes, FMW lands on his feet and waistlocks but Rampage bucks him. Things speed up, FMW hurdles once but gets caught for a SPINEBUSTER the second time! Rampage snarls then POUNCES FMW into a corner! Fans duel, Rampage drags FMW up and CLUBS him on the back! Rampage drags FMW up to then suplex and TOSS FMW across the way! Rampage eggs FMW on, then brings him back up. Rampage trophy lifts for a SLAM!

FMW rolls to the apron, Rampage storms over and drags FMW back in. Rampage says, “You wanna fight with the big boys, huh?” BIG SAIDO!! FMW is dazed face down in the mat but Rampage stands over him. Rampage tries to get FMW up but he’s deadweight. Rampage powers up to gut wrench and swing, but FMW slips into a GUILLOTINE! FMW might’ve been playing possum! Rampage RAMS FMW into buckles and gets free! Rampage runs in but FMW goes up and over and flounders away. Fans rally up, Rampage scoops and swings FMW but FMW uses that to hit a KNEE SMASH, then HEADBUTTS! Rampage staggers to a corner, FMW runs in to dropkick Rampage down!

Rampage flounders now, FMW staggers after! FMW reels Rampage in, underhooks, but Rampage dumps FMW to the apron! FMW GAMANGIRIS back! FMW climbs, leaps, and hits a FLYING RANA! Rampage bails out of the ring but FMW builds speed to DIVE! But the Low-pe is caught and Rampage gets FMW up onto his shoulder! But FMW slips off to POST Rampage! And gets back in the ring to DIVE again! TOPE TORNADO DDT!! Fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” as both men crash down! FMW gets in at the count of 6, but Rampage is up at 8, and in at 9! FMW is up top quickly to SWANTON BOMB onto Rampage’s back! Cover, TWO!! Rampage survives #ShadowsOverMalice!

Fans rally and FMW fires off forearms and CHOPS and haymakers! Rampage shoves him away but FMW comes back with a KNEE! FMW rains down elbows, brings Rampage up and SLAPS him! FMW runs, into a LARIAT!! Rampage gut wrench deadlifts for the DOCTOR BOMB!! Cover, Rampage wins!

Winner: Rampage Brown, by pinfall

What a fight! The Modfather was definitely game, but he just couldn’t withstand Rampage’s A-Game! FMW still grins and Rampage gives him a nod of respect. Will FMW be more careful the next time he tries to play around? Will this win lead Rampage to a big opportunity in is own right?

 

NXT UK Media caught up with Tyler Bate.

They ask him his thoughts on the accidental way he lost the Heritage Cup last week. Bate says he just wants to get his Zen on, but Trent Seven finds him and wants to apologize about the mishap. Bate says it happened and he forgives Seven. Seven thanks Bate and hugs it out. But on a more positive note. Seven talked with Johnny Saint, and he has allowed Moustache Mountain to sneak right into what was the Triple Threat #1 Contenders match, and it is now a Fatal 4 Way! So he- er, they can get back on track, and Moustache Mountain can finally become NXT UK Tag Team Championships. Bate likes the sound of that, and they head out together. Will everything be right for the Big Strong Boy and Artful Dodger soon enough?

 

NXT UK Media interviews Sid Scala.

Tonight’s a big main event, is he excited? Absolutely! Meiko VS Jinny for the NXT UK Women’s Championship- But before he can expound on that, Xia Brookside walks in and she asks to face the winner of tonight’s title match. Sid isn’t sure how to say this. But her recent matches haven’t really- But Meiko said the women have to step up and take their opportunities, and that’s what she’s doing! He appreciates that, but there is a long list of other- BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR! And then she goes to her phone? She’s making a call… To her dad! She’s complaining to Robbie Brookside about this?! Is Xia turning into NXT UK’s Veruca Salt?

 

Isla Dawn VS Angel Hayze!

Eye of newt and a dead man’s thumb, something wicked this way comes! But the Wicked Witch is still gathering power, will she clip a debuting Angel’s wings to grow even stronger?

The bell rings and Dawn circles with Hayze. They tie up, Dawn uses a wrist in Hayze’s face to put her on the ropes, then she lets off as the ref counts. Hayze comes back, Dawn dodges and then ROUNDHOUSES her right down! Dawn drags Hayze up, whips but Hayze sunset flips! Dawn stays up but Hayze avoids the fist drop! Hayze throws hands, whips, but Dawn reverses to put her in a corner. Dawn runs in, Hayze goes up and around to roll up, TWO! Hayze runs in again but the crossbody is caught for a POWERSLAM! Dead lift and a wicked grin before the FALL AWAY SLAM! Dawn laughs and she STOMPS Hayze to a corner.

Dawn CLUBS Hayze on the top of her head, drags her up and bumps her off buckles. Dawn kicks Hayze, the ref reprimands, Dawn pushes Hayze in and KICK again! Dawn CLUBS Hayze, fans rally up, and she SNAP SAIDOS Hayze right down! Hayze writhes, Dawn slithers up, and Dawn pulls hair as she bends Hayze back! The ref has had it, and he calls it!

Winner: Angel Hayze, by disqualification

Not quite how a debuting star wants to win, and certainly not how Dawn wants to lose! Dawn drags Hayze up, fireman’s carries, and SWINGING SIDEWALK SLAM! Dawn grins and Hayze crawls away. Will Dawn gather more and more power until she’s undeniable?

 

A-Kid is all the rage back home.

Despite his loss, the incredible showing he had truly solidified young Carlos Ruiz as the Spanish Sensation. But Sam Gradwell watches all the media coverage and is annoyed. Has anyone else seen this? “Flashy little Spanish boy getting all the attention. Is it supposed to be impressive? I’ve been to Spain. It’s too hot, my phone got nicked.” That means “stolen” in UK slang. But if you want to see a real competitor, the Thunderstorm, Sam Gradwell, is right here. Will Gradwell try and rain on A-Kid’s parade?

 

Subculture regroups backstage.

Mark Andrews and Dani Luna are a bit concerned just looking at the welts on Webster’s back. This is getting kinda dangerous. NXT UK Media ask if FMW is okay after that match. Surprisingly, yes. He knows his team is concerned, but there was a moment where there was doubt. FMW is sure he’s close to a breakthrough to the next level. But Stevie Turner walks in and says, “Next level? The only thing that’s next level around here is Stevie Turner. Look at me, and look at you.” She wouldn’t expect any of them to understand what it is to be Four Dimensional, so she’ll tell them: Two levels above and two steps ahead of Andrews, Webster and especially Dani.

Dani says Stevie can two-step all she wants, all Dani needs is three seconds. Stevie smirks and leaves, and Andrews tells Webster to look after himself more. Will the Modfather take it easier from now on?

 

Ilja Dragunov is here!

Fans cheer to see their NXT UK Champion back in BT Sports Studio! He goes to the ring and gets a mic to speak, but takes a moment to embrace the fans chanting, “Unbesiegbar!” Dragunov says, “I am the champion. I’m YOUR NXT UK Champion!” Fans cheer for that one. “And I wish words could express the feeling of coming from being completely, entirely destroyed, to the point of overcoming something that nobody expected me to overcome!” Fans chant for him again, and he continues to say that this feeling of just coming home, giving his son a kiss and seeing his smile, because he realized that his father is a champion now, this feeling of getting rid of the self-doubts that he had, just as everyone else does, and the feeling to know that he was right all the time, no weakness is relevant if you put everything you have into your strength!

“And now… Now I’m the face, I’m the will, I’m the spirit of all of you! And I’m ready to put this brand on another level!” Fans like the sound of that, too! Dragunov knows all he has to do to do that, he has to step into this ring and fight like his whole entire life depends on it! But that means next level competitors. “Thank you, A-Kid, because that’s exactly what you are. You pushed me. You left me no air to breath. You forced me to deliver my very, very best. What a first title defense that was!” And Dragunov can’t watt for the next. His will is always hungry. “Long live the Czar!” But wait! Here comes Rampage Brown! Seems his match with FMW wasn’t enough!

Rampage has a mic and gets in the ring with Dragunov. “Ilja, you are the man right now. You beat Walter, you took A-Kid to his limits. But me and you. We’ve got some unfinished business. I would love to be the next man to fight you for that title.” Fans like the sound of that, and Dragunov says, “Y’know, Rampage. You are not the first giant tried to take me down. You’re no bigger than the last one. But I respect you. And to fight you sounds like a great idea to me.” Dragunov offers a handshake, Rampage takes in, then he reels Dragunov in for a LARIAT! Rampage doesn’t need his respect, just his title. Rampage has just fired the first shot, will Dragunov make sure to shoot the last one?

 

Meiko Satomura and Emilia McKenzie head to gorilla.

But on the way, they already cross paths with Jinny and Joseph Conners. Jinny tells Satomura, “Enjoy your last night of being The Final Boss.” But then Blair Davenport walks in and wishes them both luck. And just so you know, it doesn’t matter who wins this match, because she’s back, and you’re all on notice. “See you later. Have fun!” Will the champion still be the champion to then worry about the gothic terror?

 

Rohan Raja sits with Teoman.

He asks The Babo what he thinks about Gallus. Teoman says, “Believe it or not, but I’m starting to look forward to our fight.” Raja says he is, too. But what’s funny is, they’re calling this Family VS Family. They both laugh, because they are family. Gallus is not. Teoman feels sorry for them. But in all seriousness, what about Joe? What about Joe? Do not worry about him. The Eye is always watching. Does Teoman have a way of thwarting the Iron King?

 

NXT UK Media catches up with Nathan Frazer.

They’ve seen him watching a lot of matches, what is he doing exactly? It’s tape study, mate. Watching Mark Andrews’ matches, and watch that. The standing backflip 450? Like, what? Though, Frazer’s pretty sure he could pull that off. Subculture walks in and they see him watching Andrews’ match. Learning from the best, huh? Yeah, but also kinda scouting. Frazer would love to test himself against one of the best. Well Andrews is up for it whenever he is. Frazer’s excited to hear that, and now tape study is over. On to talking to Mr. Saint! Who wins between two of the highest flying high flyers?

 

NXT UK Women’s Championship: Meiko Satomura VS Jinny w/ Joseph Conners!

The Final Boss was the one to finally dethrone the Scary Queen of Scots, and has defeated a handful of challengers so far. She and the Spoiled Princess crossed paths in the gauntlet match that would lead Meiko to the title, but can she win again when both women are 100%?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and once again, someone tries to be the new Best in the World!

Meiko and Jinny circle, tie up, and the two are in a deadlock, but Jinny manages to push Meiko back a step at a time. They end up on the ropes, Jinny lets off but Meiko ducks her clothesline! Meiko KICKS Jinny in the leg but Jinny walks it off. They tie up again, Jinny again powers Meiko back but Meiko turns it around. Meiko lets off, but then KICKS and KICKS the leg! They tie up a third time, fans sing “Meiko’s gonna kill~ you!” as she gets around to hammerlock. Meiko uses that to wrangle Jinny down and then she drops a knee onto that arm. Jinny fights up, elbows back, spins through and wrenches Meiko’s arm to YANK it!

Jinny has a wristlock, Meiko rolls to club Jinny’s leg then wrenches to a wristlock of her own. Meiko KICKS the leg, then rolls to WRING Jinny’s arm! Meiko gets the arm again but Jinny fights up and pulls hair. The ref reprimands, Jinny uses a chinbar to wrangle Meiko down and then she goes after an arm. Jinny twists the wrist and claws all the way to the elbow! The ref reprimands, Jinny shifts to a cording hold. Meiko endures, Jinny wrenches the arm more, but fans rally up. Meiko fights up, Jinny throws her down by her hair, then YANKS the arm back! Conners likes that but Millie coaches her mentor up. Jinny WRINGS the arm out again, covers, ONE!

Jinny clamps on with a facelock but Meiko fights up to put her in a corner. The ref counts the break, Meiko KICKS and ROCKS Jinny, then hits a headlock  “cross button” takedown! Fans rally, Jinny headscissors, but Meiko holds onto the headlock! Jinny pulls back as hard as she can and gets free of the headlock, and then squeezes tight. Meiko bridges up but Jinny CLUBS her in the chest! Meiko fights up and around, Jinny tries to keep her down but Meiko pops out and now has Jinny’s legs caught for a Butterfly Stretch! Jinny throws a forearm but Meiko CLUBS her in return! Meiko shoves Jinny down then pushes on the legs. Jinny sits up to throw a forearm but Meiko hits back!

Jinny throws another forearm, then uses a facelock to throw Meiko up and over! Cover, TWO! Jinny gets an arm and wants a double wristlock but Meiko gets to ropes. Jinny wraps the arm around the ropes to throw knees and a SLAP! Jinny eggs Meiko on so Meiko fires back with forearms and kicks! Meiko KICKS Jinny in the side, and again, but Jinny blocks one to a DRAGON SCREW! Conners is there to talk trash, “How’s that feel?!” Meiko tells him to shut it, then she DECKS Jinny! Jinny kicks Meiko’s bad leg then reels her in for a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Millie and the fans rally for Meiko but Jinny stomps away on the bad leg.

Jinny gets the leg and works to turn Meiko over but Meiko resists! Meiko kicks with her free leg and Jinny staggers away. Jinny swings but into a wrench and wristlock. Meiko KICKS then sweeps the leg! KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Meiko drops down to a CROSSFACE! Jinny endures, gets her arm free, fights up, but Meiko holds on. Jinny RAMS Meiko into buckles, then isolates the bad leg to go after it! Jinny kicks the leg out, drags Meiko back up and whips her corner to corner. Jinny runs in but into a BOOT! Meiko manages to go up the corner and leaps, but Jinny ROCKS her out of the air with a forearm! Cover, TWO!

Jinny drags Meiko by the bad leg, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Jinny SLAMS the bad leg, Meiko kicks back, but Jinny stomps her down. Jinny has the leg again, HALF CRAB! Meiko endures and keeps moving to keep Jinny from sitting, but Jinny drags her away from ropes! Meiko rolls through and kicks Jinny away! Fans rally, Jinny storms over and throws a forearm. And KICKS the bad leg! Jinny eggs Meiko on as she KICKS again. And even SLAPS Meiko! Meiko SLAPS Jinny back! And again! And from all sides! And then KICKS away on the leg, and throws forearms! Meiko fires up, so do the fans! Jinny reverses the whip but gets a WHEEL KICK for it!

Meiko hobbles up, Jinny sits up, Meiko KICKS her down! Jinny flounders up and Meiko KICKS her again! Conners coaches Jinny, Jinny eggs Meiko on and Meiko KICKS her again! Meiko runs, HANDSPRING KICK! Cover, TWO! Meiko goes to a corner, climbs up, but Jinny KICKS the legs out! Meiko is stuck in the ropes, THE MAKEOVER!! Cover, TWO!! Meiko survives and Jinny is shocked! Jinny drags Meiko back, has the leg again, HALF CRAB! And Jinny sits deep on it right away! Conners and Millie are both shouting to their partners and fans are fired up! Meiko throws elbows but Jinny sits as deep as possible on that Crab!

Meiko drags herself and Jinny over, everyone’s going nuts! ROPEBREAK!! Jinny lets off and Conners says “She’s yours!” Jinny drags Meiko up, reels her in for the ripcord, but Meiko dodges the heel kick to KICK and KICK Jinny down! Meiko drags Jinny and fires up as she climbs! FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Jinny survives but Meiko drops down on Jinny’s bad leg for an STF! Jinny endures, crawls and gets a ROPEBREAK! Meiko lets go, gets her bad leg moving, and waistlocks. Jinny holds the rope so Meiko KICKS the arm! Conners gets on the apron but Millie gets up there to APRON CUTTER!! But Jinny kicks Meiko, ripcord and LIGER KICK! Cover, TWO!?!?

Meiko survives and Jinny is furious! Jinny drags Meiko up, ripcords again but Meiko elbows free to PELE! Jinny staggers into Meiko’s fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Jinny is still in this but Millie is as fired up as Meiko! “This is Awesome!” as Meiko aims from the corner! SCORPIO RISING!! Meiko isn’t done there, she fireman’s carries for another DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, Meiko wins!

Winner: Meiko Satomura, by pinfall (still NXT UK Women’s Champion)

And that is why she’s the Final Boss! As tough as the Fashionista fought, there’s still that much more inside Meiko Satomura! Is there anyone in NXT UK that can ever hope to defeat the Best in the World?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for NXT UK and a lot of great stuff set up for the coming weeks. Rampage Brown has a great opening match with Webster, and I like that this is feeding into a story for Subculture where FMW is being rather reckless and they’re just worried about him. Meanwhile, Dragunov has a good promo, and Rampage steps to him for a challenge. That is going to be a really good match and another great win for Dragunov’s reign. As for A-Kid, clearly Gradwell wants after him, that’ll be a really good match, too. Andrews VS Frazer is going to be really good, really exciting, a lot of innovative moves to be sure.

I like that there was a bit of anxiety in Seven’s behavior when talking with Bate. He wants Bate to be okay with him before they both go for the tag titles again because it seems to be the one thing Seven knows he can get, because he doesn’t have to do it all by himself. I would definitely want to see that but because it’s a Fatal 4 Way tag, I feel like they’ll end up be away from the decision. I don’t want Bate VS Seven but I feel like that’s where they’re steering this. With this week’s promo, not only is Xia Brookside turning Heel, she’s going to be the spoiled second gen superstar she tried not to be, and I think she could really pull it off.

Teoman and Raja did good with their promo, but I feel like they were mistaken. Gallus is more of family since Joe and Mark are brothers. But clearly, the third member of Teoman’s group is going to debut very soon, still no idea who it’ll be. Dawn VS Hayze was really good, just on how Dawn ended up losing because of disqualification. Much like how it felt like Bray Wyatt/The Fiend was getting stronger in losing, I feel like they’re doing that with Dawn here. She’ll oddly get to a level where she can defeat just about anyone, despite what her record shows, and she could end up giving Meiko one hell of a match.

Stevie Turner clearly set up a match with Dani Luna, and Blair is somehow going to be next for the title. And speaking of one hell of a match, Jinny gave Meiko one here tonight. I feel like Jinny is in one of those spots where the only reason she’s not champion is because they have these other big stars on the roster. But Meiko moving on past her means moving on to Blair, maybe having Dawn lurking in the background. No idea who wins the title off Meiko.  Maybe Xia’s build towards that starts here, she can be the whiniest, weaseliest Heel and she cheats all over the place to screw Meiko out of the title.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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