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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (2/10/22)

Will Nathan Frazer get his revenge?

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Superstars look to settle scores!

After getting jumped in the parking lot, Nathan Frazer looks to get back at the head of Die Familie! Will Teoman pay for punking Frazer out?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Amale VS Nina Samuels; Amale wins.
  • A-Kid VS Saxon Huxley; A-Kid wins.
  • Nathan Frazer VS Teoman w/ Die Familie; Frazer wins.

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Amale VS Nina Samuels!

The French Hope got cheated by Jinny, but she won’t let the self-professed Leading Lady use that to mock the fans who support her. Will Amale take that spotlight away from Nina again? Or will this be a Nina Samuels Show exclusive?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Amale shoves Nina away, and the two go again. They break again, Nina talks trash then throws a forearm. Amale hits back, then again and again! Amale whips, Nina reverses, but Amale stops herself in the corner to elbow Nina back. Amale whips, Nina reverses but Male dodges to run Nina over! Amale keeps moving, Nina hurdles then hip tosses Amale down! But Amale kicks Nina away, wrenches the arm and YANKS on it. Amale wrenches to a wristlock,  Nina cartwheels through, but Amale blocks the throw to throw Nina! Amale elbows Nina again, then brings her into underhooks, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!

Nina gets to a corner, Amale runs in, but Nina avoids the boot! Amale goes to the apron, Nina yanks the skirt to trip her up! Nina stomps Amale down, the ring count starts, and Nina SMACKS Amale off the apron. Nina puts Amale in at 6 of 10, covers, ONE! Nina is frustrated and she stomps Amale over and over. Nina drags Amale up, Amale throws body shots. Nina knees low, whips, but Amale holds ropes. Nina runs into a BOOT! Amale puts Nina on the apron, Nina ROUNDHOUSES back! Slingshot SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Amale survives and Nina is losing her cool. Nina dribbles Amale off the mat!

Nina digs Amale’s face into the mat, then brings her up to snapmare. Nina wraps on a chinlock and grinds Amale down. Amale endures as Nina leans on the hold. Amale fights up, throws body shots, but Nina throws her down by her hair! Cover, TWO! Nina wraps on a chinlock again and squeezes Amale. Amale endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Amale shoves Nina away, dodges her clothesline to clothesline back! Amale rallies with more lariats, then kicks out a leg to run and KNEE LIFT! Nina staggers, into another LARIAT! SENTON! Cover, TWO! Nina sputters, Amale drags her up.

Nina fights off the clinch then scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Nina is furious and she stomps away on Amale at the ropes! The ref counts., Nina lets off and run sin, but Amale dodges the boot! Then sweeps the leg! Side to side, BOOT WASH! Amale drags Nina up and reels her in, HOPE BREAKER! Cover, Amale wins!

Winner: Amale, by pinfall

The French Hope gets back up with this win here! Will she go after the Fierce Fashionista for another round?

 

A-Kid continues his etiquette training with Saxon Huxley.

They’re going to try this one more time, but the Spanish Sensation is confident in Huxley. “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.” “THE RAIN ON THE TRAIN-” No no, calm down. One more time. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. “THE RAIN IN SPAIN, SAXON’S ON A TRAIN!” NO! That’s not even… Is he trying? A-Kid walks away, and now Saxon gets it right! He even says AK is a nice man. AK walks back in, asking what Saxon just said. “THE RAIN ON THE TRAIN, SAXON’S GOIN’ TA SPAIN!” Ugh! Well, maybe they’ll sort this out in the ring.

 

Noam Dar and Sha Samuels talk backstage.

The guys are plaining to see some sexy ladies for Valentine’s Day, and they tell NXT UK Media to leave them alone, they’re busy. Season 2 premiere of Supernova Sessions, y’know. They’ll have a cup of tea before the show. But then someone snatches the Heritage Cup!? And blocks the door! Whodunnit?!

 

NXT UK shares footage from after last week’s #1 contenders tag match.

Ashton Smith & Oliver Carter were naturally all fired up after winning the right to challenge Moustache Mountain for the NXT UK Tag Team Championships. Trent Seven & Tyler Bate even congratulated the winners personally. Watch that match back, there was some unreal commentary during it. Oh, so they’re good on commentary and in the ring, huh? Alright. But Carter says Seven’s being too polite. They’ve clawed their way from the lowest of lows to the highest of highs, because they are the hottest tag team under the sun, the freshest flavor of this brand. They are Smith & Carter, and-

Seven stops Carter there, because Moustache Mountain knows all about climbing the mountain. But that’s where they are: the top of the mountain! They ARE the NXT UK Tag Team Champions. Carter touches the title belt, Seven gets touchy and slaps his hand away. Carter says he and Smith are the future NXT UK Tag Team Champions. Bate says not a chance! The Moustache Mountain flagpole is firmly into the peak, and it will be staying for the foreseeable future. So congrats, boys, but see you very, very soon. Things are heating up, and in two weeks, it fires off! Will Smith & Carter be Ready And Forward, Always Forward for that title match?

 

NXT UK presents an all new Supernova Sessions!

Back on their usual set, it’s- Wait, that’s Gallus! No one freed Dar & Sha so Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey & Wolfgang are on stage, having a laugh and a few brews, too. Oh, and the Heritage Cup is here! Mark copies Dar’s usual greeting, “Hello, hello, hello. Hear me now. Live from the moon, I’m your host, Mark Coffey, joined as always by Joe Coffey and Wolfgang. Welcome to another edition of Supernova Sessions!” So this is a jampacked episode right here. Joe has Mark wait. This is Gallus Boys On Top, change the graphics! And boom, Gallus green and the logo! Welcome to the Gallus Boys On Talk! This is still a jampacked episode, so here’s our first guest!

All the way from Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland, it’s Jordan Devlin! Devlin can’t believe this. What’re these guys doing here? What is this? Give us a hug, Jordy! No no no. He came here for Supernova Sessions, not this weekly wind-up. Well, unfortunately Dar & Sha got locked into something they couldn’t get out of. But Mark assures Devlin, he will conduct this as a professional. Have a seat. Devlin will believe that when he sees it. He still sits down, and Mark says Devlin looks fantastic. The hair, the jacket. But speaking of jackets, Mark’s fat back stretched out two of Devlin’s jackets, and he still hasn’t seen his Ray Bans!

Jordan, c’mon. Enough about the clothes. Let’s get serious. Devlin is coming off a huge loss to NXT UK Champion, Ilja Dragunov. Gallus Boys on Talk want to know: What is next for the Irish Ace? Well, Mark’s afraid that’s all the time they have! See you next- Oh, so this is one huge joke to you guys, is it? Yeah, kinda. Dar & Sha are free and they hurry out! What’ve Gallus done to their set?! It’s a mess! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Dar & Sha to GBOT! Dar apologizes to Devlin. What’ve they done to Colin the end table?! Did they even water the plants?! There’s plants? Dar says they’ve been victimized! Call the police!

Sha says they don’t need the authorities. Sha can handle this. “Oi, dimwit!” Is this all their mess? Tell you what, Gallus has one chance, and he means just one chance. They can clean up this mess and jog on. Otherwise, Sha will slap Mark upside his head, go after his big brother, then dog man over there. Wolfgang howls, but Mark dares Sha to try. Joe says let’s forget about all that, and pose for a group selfie! Eeeeey~! No, no, no! Joe, you better take that picture, cherish it, print it and put it over his bed, because that’s the closest he’ll ever get to a championship while Dar’s here! Oh, we’ll see about that!

And since this is still GBOT and they’re all about asking questions, Joe has a question for Dar. Dar has the answers, then! Devlin shouts everyone down, and says we’re forgetting what we’re here for. This is about the Irish Ace and Supernova Sessions. Gallus laughs that one off. By the way, Wolfie’s had Devlin’s Ray Bans the whole time. Dar wants them to delete this footage and keep it off NXT UK. Well that’s not happening. But Dar promises he and Devlin can have a do-over. Dar goes to grab the Heritage Cup, but Joe grabs it, too. Dar better keep a tight grasp of it, and enjoy it while it lasts. Dar tells Joe that he’s the wrong one to send for.

Dar wants his music to play them off, but Mark says no no, play THEIR music! Gallus does their best to stay serious now, but will they be having the last laugh when the Iron King goes after the Scottish Supernova’s cup?

 

Dave Mastiff stops Jack Starz from touching his vest.

What does he think he’s doing? Starz has been dissecting last week over and over again in his head. Starz thinks that there were opportunities to work together better as a team. Mastiff could’ve tagged Starz in, they could’ve gotten the ball rolling, and they could’ve won. Well, okay. Mastiff is hearing what he’s saying, but why was he touching Mastiff’s stuff? Starz just wants them to be a team, a cohesive unit, and he wants to be like Mastiff. Really? So he wants a vest? Yes, and he wants Mastiff’s respect. “Well, you don’t just take one of these. You have to earn it. There’s a story, a history.” Then Starz wants to earn it!

Okay, then. Mastiff will think about it. And don’t touch it! What will Starz have to do to earn both a Bomber vest and the Bomber’s respect?

 

Kenny Williams speaks.

“Little boys and little girls are always afraid of Thunderstorms. When one kicks up, they rush to their beds, trembling at the wind and the rain and the thunder rattling off their doors. But then, it just stops.” The kids realize that what they were afraid of was noise. A thunderstorm rolls into town, makes a commotion, then runs outta steam. Kenny laughs, because that’s why Sam Gradwell’s nickname is so fitting. “Sam runs around NXT UK, dying for the attention of others, making a commotion. And when he gets that attention, he can’t last a crack.” Kenny says anyone can weather a storm. Especially as someone as resilient and ruthless and vile as little Kenny Cockroach.

 

A-Kid VS Saxon Huxley!

El Nino Anonimo said last week that no great mind exists without a touch of madness. If that’s true, then the Divine Beast of the Astral Plane has one of the greatest minds in the world today. But will Saxon show AK there’s a method to his madness? Or will AK tame the beast and make his way to the top of NXT UK?

The bell rings and AK circles with Saxon. AK shoots in after a leg but lets off as Saxon tries to get him. They circle again, knuckle lock, and AK rolls, to go for a leg. Saxon throws AK off, AK scrambles to a corner. AK avoids Saxon, then ties up with him again. AK waistlocks, Saxon wrenches free, and AK gets away. AK gives testing kicks, but Saxon stays up. AK gets around, facelocks, cranks on the hold, but Saxon powers up to put AK on the apron! AK SLAPS Saxon, then avoids the haymaker to get in and chinlock! Saxon arm-drags free, AK BOOTS from the corner! Saxon comes back, another BOOT! And another BOOT!

AK runs, but into a THESZ PRESS! Saxon dribbles AK, huffs and grumbles, but AK KICKS him in the back! AK gets to a corner, avoids Saxon and goes to the apron. GAMANGIRI! AK jumps in, but Saxon catches him! Saxon TOSSES AK across the way! Saxon ROCKS AK with a body shot in the corner, then brings him around to back suplex and RAM AK into the corner! Saxon CLOBBERS AK and AK falls out of the ropes! Saxon drags AK up, whips him and scoops him, BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! AK is still in this but Saxon STRADDLE ATTACKS! AK crawls, Saxon STRADDLE ATTACKS again!

Saxon drags AK up, gut wrench to the Canadian rack, and he bends AK against his shoulder! AK pries free, throws big forearms and CHOPS, but Saxon knees low. Saxon whips, AK tilt-o-whirls through, but Saxon holds off the Russian Leg Sweep. So AK hops on for an IRON OCTOPUS! Saxon breaks free, AK tries to sunset flip, but Saxon stays up to drag AK up. AK dodges, springboards and arm-drags, kips up and DROPKICKS! But Saxon comes back, ELBOW DROP FLOP as AK moves! AK runs in, gets under the Thesz Press, and PENALTY KICKS an arm! PENALTY KICK again! AK headlocks, but Saxon SWINGING BACKBREAKERS!

Saxon snarls as AK crawls. Saxon fires up and runs, but AK dumps him out of the ring! AK builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Saxon hits barriers! Saxon staggers into the ring, AK hurries to the corner. AK climbs, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! AK has the arm! Saxon resists the Fujiwara armbar, fights his way up, scoops AK again, but AK knees free! AK runs, but Saxon pops him up, CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! AK survives and Saxon grows frustrated. Saxon drags AK up, CLUBS his chest, and again, and again and again! AK blocks the arm, but Saxon brings AK up.

AK blocks the buckle ram for a SLICED BREAD! DYNAMIC DROPKICK!! Cover, TWO!! Saxon survives but AK gets fired up. Saxon blocks AK’s haymaker, but AK ENZIGURIS! Saxon stays up, so AK jumps to the top rope, BACKFLIP DDT!! Cover, AK wins!

Winner: A-Kid, by pinfall

A-Kid had a huge challenge in front of him, so he used a huge move to get a huge win! But Saxon’s back up! AK wants Saxon to calm down. AK offers a handshake to show respect, and Saxon takes a deep breath. Saxon accepts the handshake! Has AK helped Saxon find a bit of tranquility inside the whirlwind of his mind? Will AK find himself going for gold in the future?

 

NXT UK Media catches up with Gallus.

Where’d Joe get that safety cone he’s wearing as a hat? But Gallus hopes they saw what happened outside. “Give us a second series!” Wolfgang says he will be right back, he wants to go to the pub. The Coffey Brothers go on to their room without him, and Wolfgang asks the cameraman what he wants from the pub. But then Devlin SMACKS Wolfgang with a chair from behind! Down goes Wolfie, and Devlin takes back his sunglasses. Will the Irish Ace regret cheap shotting the Last King of Scotland?

 

NXT UK media checks in with A-Kid.

How is he feeling after that win out there? He feels good. That work together definitely paid off, and he feels like Saxon has found himself again. Die Familie walks past him in the hall, and only Charlie Dempsey gives him a nod hello. AK nods back, and Dempsey follows Rohan Raja & Teoman to gorilla. AK says maybe they can talk more later.

 

Nathan Frazer VS Teoman w/ Die Familie!

The Babo and his “brothers” jumped the British Prodigy in the parking lot last week, just because Frazer didn’t think they were anything more than a group of thugs. Will Frazer have a fighting chance now that it’s head to head? Or will having Raja & Dempsey ringside ensure Teoman the victory?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Teoman ROCKS Frazer with forearms and kicks. Frazer gets around, trips Teoman up and stomps him down! Frazer eggs Teoman on, then counter punches Teoman! Teoman RAMS Frazer to a corner, gets in his face, but Frazer dodges the haymaker to headlock. Teoman lifts but Frazer flying-mares Teoman down. Frazer grinds the headlock, Teoman moves around, and Teoman throws body shots. Teoman powers out, Frazer goes up and over and rolls and hits a headlock takeover! Frazer grinds Teoman down, but Teoman pulls hair.

The ref reprimands, Teoman lets off, and he fights up to throw body shots. Teoman powers Frazer to ropes, grinds his wrists into Frazer’s face, but lets off as the ref counts, to ROCK Frazer! Frazer fires off haymakers in return, then whips to dropkick Teoman down! Teoman scrambles away to the corner, Frazer runs in, but Teoman puts him on the apron. Frazer ROCKS Teoman, but Raja distracts Frazer! Teoman catches Frazer on the ropes, HOTSHOT! Teoman goes out to the other side of the corner, drags Frazer up, NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT on the crossbar! Die Familie cheers as Teoman puts Frazer in at 7 of 10. Cover, TWO!

Teoman grinds Frazer down, but Frazer fights up to throw elbows. Frazer is free but Teoman sweeps the legs! Basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Teoman clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Frazer down. Frazer endures, even as Teoman thrashes him around. Teoman wrenches the neck to elbow the shoulder! Teoman wraps the headlock back on, but Frazer fights up. Frazer powers up but Teoman holds on tight as Frazer tries to power out! Teoman grinds Frazer down, traps an arm, and grinds his forearm into Frazer’s face! The ref reprimands, Teoman stops and Frazer fights up to throw more body shots.

Teoman clamps onto the arm, but Frazer throws body shots. Teoman ROCKS Frazer with a body shot back! Teoman snarls as he paces around Frazer. Teoman straddles Frazer to rain down forearms into the neck! Frazer grits his teeth but Teoman kicks him in the back. Frazer hits back so Toeman CLUBS Frazer down. Teoman slaps Frazer, Frazer SLAPS back! And again! And again! Teoman kicks low, whips Frazer to a corner then runs in, but Frazer sends Teoman into buckles! Teoman staggers, pursues Frazer, but Frazer throws him out of the ring! Die Familie checks on Teoman, but Frazer baseball slides.

Teoman catches Frazer in the apron skirt! But wait, Frazer slips out the bottom! Frazer fires off haymakers, but Teoman kicks low. Teoman whips, Frazer goes up the barrier to QUEBRADA! Direct hit and Frazer is fired up! Frazer gets Teoman up and into the ring, but Teoman holds the skirt. Raja taunts Frazer, Teoman traps Frazer with the skirt after all! Teoman stomps away on Frazer, big jumping stomp to punctuate it! The ring count is 6 of 10, Teoman puts Frazer in at 7. Teoman talks trash, he hobbles over to Frazer and drags him up into a neck wrench. Frazer endures as Teoman leans his weight on the twist.

Frazer throws shots from below, fights up and throws more body shots! Teoman whips and CLOBBERS Frazer from behind! Teoman drags Frazer up and digs a knee into Frazer’s back. Teoman gets the arms for a motorcycle stretch, and sits back to use his boots in it! Frazer fights up to make it a cover, TWO! Teoman digs his boots in more, Frazer pushes back to another cover! TWO, and Frazer is free! Teoman gets the arm, they go around, Frazer RAMS Teoman in the corner! Teoman boots but Frazer blocks! Toeman dodges the forearm but Frazer BOOTS Teoman! Frazer leaps up and over, but his neck jams during the handspring!

Teoman hops up, BLINDSIDE missile dropkick! Cover, TWO!! Frazer is still in this and Teoman is furious! Teoman runs but Frazer dodges the sliding forearm to SUPERKICK! Both men are down and Die Familie is freaking out! A standing count begins, we’re at 5 of 10! Teoman and Frazer get to opposite corners, and they drag themselves up the ropes. Frazer snarls, runs in, and he CLOBBERS Teoman! SLINGBLADE! Teoman fights the suplex and bails out. Die Familie is there, but Frazer goes up! SUPER CROSSBODY! Down goes all three Die Familie brothers! Frazer hurries to get Teoman in, and Frazer goes to the corner.

Teoman flounders, Frazer SPRINGBOARD MACHO ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Teoman is still in this and Frazer can’t believe it! Another standing count begins, but Frazer gets to a corner. Frazer grits his teeth as he watches Teoman slowly stand. Frazer runs in, tilt-o-whirl, dragon sleeper! But Teoman slips free to suplex, JAWBREAKER from Frazer! Frazer QUEBRADAS into a SHOTGUN BOOT! Teoman drags Frazer up, double underhook, ANARCHY! Cover, TWO!?! Frazer survives and Teoman is furious! Teoman runs, SLIDING FOREARM!! Cover, TWO!!! Frazer survives again and Teoman can’t believe it!

Teoman storms over to Frazer at the ropes. Teoman snarls as he springboard stomps Frazer down! And again! The ref reprimands, but Teoman keeps stomping! Frazer kicks back from below! Teoman storms back up, grabs the legs and yanks Frazer, Frazer lands on his feet! PELE!! Teoman is down, Frazer hurries to a corner! Raja shouts to Teoman, but Dempsey gets on the apron! Frazer BOOTS Dempsey down, Raja distracts the ref! Teoman gets up the corner, Frazer elbows him away! Frazer adjusts, PHOENIX SPLASH!! Cover, Frazer wins!!

Winner: Nathan Frazer, by pinfall

Even with his brothers trying to help him, Teoman fails! Frazer refuses to fall, will he rise up above Die Familie and go for some gold?


My Thoughts:

A very good NXT UK here, opening with a pretty good match from Amale and Nina Samuels. Amale naturally wins to build her towards a rematch with Jinny, and perhaps after that, another try at the NXT UK Women’s Championship. Probably after Isla Dawn has her shot at Meiko Satomura, since Isla’s building up right now. I liked the promo from Mastiff & Starz, where Starz is determined to be even more of a team with Mastiff. I’m sure the next couple weeks will have Mastiff putting Starz through some crazy stuff to see if he’s worthy. Speaking of crazy, I love how Saxon had that moment of clarity before going nuts again. Saxon had a really good match with A-Kid, but A-Kid wins to keep him going after his Heritage Cup loss.

Plus, the interaction A-Kid had with Die Familie was an interesting one. Frazer VS Teoman was a great main event, and Frazer getting the win was a great surprise. I’m sure at some point, Frazer will need a tag partner to go against Die Familie, I wonder if A-Kid could be made into one. Kenny Williams has a very well made vignette to call out Sam Gradwell before their match, but I feel like this has to be Gradwell’s win to get even with Kenny for before. We got good promos from Smith, Carter and Moustache Mountain, their match in two weeks is going to be great stuff, and as I said last week, could probably go either way with all the little seeds they’ve planted.

I think the best stuff this week was Gallus hijacking Dar’s season premiere of his talk show. With it being empty arena again, they were able to set up by the screens, and that makes for a better set to me than in the ring. The Gallus boys have good comedy chops, Devlin of course works as the serious guy in all this, and this is bringing things one step closer to that Six Man Tag I want of Gallus VS Devlin, Dar & Sha. Devlin VS Wolfgang is happening first because of that sneak attack, but I’m sure there’s a way to get us that Six Man before Joe Coffey challenges Dar for the Heritage Cup.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Mitchell’s ROH Death Before Dishonor Results & Report! (7/26/24)

YEEHAW!

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The word of the day is, “Gold!”

ROH brings Death Before Dishonor to Texas, and makes it bigger than ever! SIX championship matches, how drastically will the landscape change?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – MXM Collection VS Spanish Announce Project; wins.
  • Komander VS The Beast Mortos; wins.
  • Texas Deathmatch: Leyla Hirsch VS Diamante; wins.
  • ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championship Qualifier: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS The Dark Order; wins and advances to Battle of the Belts 11.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Tomohiro Ishii & Kyle O’Reilly; win(s) and
  • ROH World Television Championship Survival of the Fittest: Atlantis Jr. VS Lio Rush VS Shane Taylor VS Johnny TV VS Lee Johnson VS Brian Cage; wins and
  • ROH Pure Championship: Wheeler Yuta VS Lee Moriarty; wins and
  • ROH Women’s World Television Championship: Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; wins and
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena VS Queen Aminata; wins and
  • ROH World Championship: Mark Briscoe VS Roderick Strong; wins and

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 7.25.2024

Slammiversary Fallout! Where do things go on the way to Victory Road?

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Well now we start the fall out of Slammiversary. Josh Alexander in his bad bitch summer, X-Speedball legacy, ABC got the t-a-g and Jordynne is still in charge of the Knockouts division. Like I said at the end of Slammiversary, all of the champions being Babyfaces is stupid. They need to drop a couple titles fairly quickly, because I don’t care what some people say, Nic Nemeth ain’t gonna bring any eyes to the brand. He’s about as hot as day old Hamburger Helper over a camping sterno.

We’ll probably open with the luke warm champion, so tune in like 10 minutes late for anything of substance to be happen.

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Ratings:

  • Steve Maclin vs Cody Deaner: Maclin wins via KIA – *
  • AJ Francis w/Rich Swann & Josh Bishop vs Sami Callihan: AJ wins via Down Payment – **
  • Hammer Your ASH (ASH by Elegance & Alexander Hammerstone) vs JuggerYoung (Jordynne Grace & Eric Young): Hammer Your ASH wins via Torture Rack – ** 1/2
  • The System (Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & JDC) w/Alisha Edwards vs Matt Hardy & The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey): Broken Alphabet wins via Twist & Splash – ***

 

Results:

Nemeth gives the ole “I’ll be a fighting champion…blah blah” promo and drops the “any company” line that we’ve already understood what that means. Campaign Singh cuts him off…and I never thought I’d be happy for Campaign Singh to walk out and say anything…ever. And…Mustafa’s promo is worse than Dolph’s. He’s gone from parody to caricature even saying “it was the biggest screw job Montreal ever saw”. Like some of these lines are cheap heat, but most are just brain dead comments that wouldn’t get a reaction out of anyone (and the crowd was silent for that comment). Mustafa gets caught in an Archer “phrasing” moment about getting screwed hard, but this is painful. Promos written by 14 year olds everyone…

This ends with Ali challenging Nemeth for the World Title. While I’m not against walk up challenges, I watch Japanese wrestling, I don’t really get the point aside from doing it just to do it. 

ABC and Matt Hardy have a small promo, and I’m still not really a fan of Unbroken Matt Version 6.0. The floating between Broken voice and his normal voice sounds amateurish.

OH LOOK, finally a match 20 minutes into the show. And it’s my son Steve Maclin! OH CHRIST he’s facing Deaner. This has been 25 minutes of talking followed by the worst god damn attempt at a gimmick. Deaner’s little “Papa Santino told me I can wipe my ass only if the crowd agrees”. This gimmick should die in a fire.

Steve Maclin vs Cody Deaner

Deaner started off quick because Maclin was in disbelief that Deaner was actually gonna fight him. Maclin dodges a Crossbody, Busaiku Knee, and just starts beating on Deaner for fun. And this is fun, maybe Maclin can make sure Deaner gets stretchered out and written off forever. How do you call for an ambulance in French? Maclin with the old Back Breaker into a stretch. Deaner tries to nerd rage up, breaks the Back Breaker Stretch, his punch combo, into a Manhattan Drop and Bulldog. Deaner hits the Crossbody, but Maclin kicks out. This is entirely too competitive.

Deaner goes for the Deaner DDT, blocked, Olympic Slam into Splashing Deaner into the corner, Caught in the Crosshairs, K-I-A, thanks for coming you damn dweeb. Stay in Canada and don’t travel Deaner, please.

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AJ Francis w/Rich Swann & Josh Bishop vs Sami Callihan

As the bell sounds, Sami knocks Rich off the apron, Low Bridges AJ, does the Beats of the Bodhran on AJ and then AJ eats the offense and strategizes with his crew. Bishop and Rich swarm the ring, Sami allows himself to get distracted so AJ slides in and starts beating on Sami. AJ throats Sami across the middle rope and Rich makes his presence felt, AJ distracts the referee and Rich gets in a lot of cheap shots. Bishop throws Sami back in the ring, and AJ keeps up the pressure. Lots of 5 count chokes and leverage moves. After the commercial break ends, Sami dodges a Tennessee Whiskey Knee, gets in a few shots before Rich trips Sami as he’s setting up a Dive, and then AJ takes advantage of the position and hits the goofball knee strike.

AJ calls for his Chokeslam, Sami tries to break it with Axe Handles, then claws the eyes. Sami goes for a Scoop Slam, gets him part way up and then falls over. AJ Chokeslam again, but he bites his hand and starts fighting back. Launches himself at AJ, sends him bouncing off the ropes and uses the momentum to hit that Scoop Slam that was teased earlier. Sami goes for a Western Lariat but eats a Big Boot. AJ does a little Hulk Hogan pose to signal a Leg Drop, but Sami dodges and then connects on a Sliding Lariat. Thumbs Up, Thumbs….interference. Rich distracts the ref, Bishop lays out Sami, AJ connects with the Down Payment.

Hammer Your ASH (ASH by Elegance & Alexander Hammerstone) vs JuggerYoung (Jordynne Grace & Eric Young)

ASH and Jordynne exchange slaps and then Jordynne starts to out muscle ASH. Spinebuster from Jordynne, Juggernaut Driver attempt, but ASH fights off, rope run, Sattelite DDT into both tagging out. EY does the Flair corner flop, slides back in between Hammer’s legs, and connects on a Neckbreaker. EY is the quicker of the two, but Hammer finally gets his hands on him and a Release Belly to Belly into a full mount raining of fists, then a near fall. Hammer smashes EY in a corner, Arm Wringer into an Irish Whip across, but EY moves and Hammer tags out to ASH. ASH levels Jordynne, peppers EY with a few shots and pulls him back to their corner and starts some tandem offense with Hammerman. Hammer Guerilla Presses ASH and throws her into EY for a near fall. Hammer looks to aim for either a Powerbomb or Nightmare Pendulum, but EY drops it into a Small Package, pinfall kick out, they both run, Double Lariat spot. The Knockouts get tagged in.

Jordynne is in control early, World’s Strongest Slam into a Vader Bomb. Juggernaut Driver attempt, but ASH fights it off and tags out to Hammer. Jordynne and EY do some schoolyard stuff with the old Push while Jordynne is down to trip Hammer. All four get in, ASH gets leveled, EY gets leveled, Hammer and Jordynne have a brief face off, but Hammer throws Jordynne to the apron and ASH connects with a Meteora from the apron. Death Valley Driver from Young on Hammer, ASH stares in shock, EY tells her to get, ASH runs away. EY goes up for his Macho Elbow, and ASH causes him to fall to Hammer’s feet, Torture Rack, and EY submits.

Josh Alexander comes out, with new heel music. And it’s not that bad, definitely better than some other people’s new music. Josh yells at the crowd a bit, says he can’t wait til he’s back in a real Canadian town, like his home of Toronto. Then he drops the mic in lieu of an explanation. The crowd chants him off with the “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey”. 

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The System (Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & JDC) w/Alisha Edwards vs Matt Hardy & The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey)

JDC and Hardy start, but JDC quickly tags out to Myers and that doesn’t go well. Hardy grabs a hold of Myers, a few Delete chops, drags him to his corner and they all get in a few shots punctuated with Hardy getting tagged back in and an Elbow into Myers’ extended and worked on left arm. Myers stays isolated, back into the corner, Boot to the gut, Ace tags in and wallops Myers. Ace connects on Double Kicks, into Russian Leg Sweep and his half of Click Click Boom, for a 2 count. Myers finally gets free with a Jaw Breaker and tags out to Eddie. But The System gets no momentum, Ace stifles Eddie’s offense and starts a few quick tags with him and Bey for tandem offense. Moose finally comes down the ramp as Eddie kicked out of yet another pinfall attempt because The System has had nothing going for them. Eddie finally gets some offense since Moose was a big enough distraction.

Eddie thinks they have a spot, so he tags back in JDC, but The ABC stop him cold, tag in Matt Hardy, and Matt walks down JDC, but JDC Low Bridges. Matt is on the outside, so all of The System surrounds Hardy, then Joe Hendry’s music hits! That stops the heel beatdown, and we follow Hendry’s entire entrance. So that proves Hendry is bigger than the 8 other people in this frame. Not really sure if that’s optics you want to push along. Ace and JDC try to remind people there’s wrestling going on, but JDC thumbs the eye to get a little something going. Vertical Suplex for a near fall, tag out for Eddie and Eddie lights up Ace with some of those NOAH Chops. Ace retreats to the ropes and Alisha chokes him with the ropes while the ref is distracted.

Myers gets tagged in, Ace tries to use the crowd energy, Myers stops it at first but then Ace slips a Scoop Slam and tags out to Bey. Hot tag, strike rush, Double Stomp, educated feet, Leap Frog to the corner but Lish climbs on the apron and yells at Bey which stops his rhythm. Myers kicks his feet out and causes Bey to crash. Eddie tags in for a few shots, then to JDC and Slingshot Knees, Wringer Snapmare, Bow and Arrow Submission, and JDC is just doing solid wrestling work right now. Uppercut between the Shoulder Blades as Bey tries to get out, tag to Myers and Bey is still eating offense. Eddie tags in, Bey tries the Sunset Flip, but Eddie tags out before going over, so Myers folds up Bey for a near fall and then tags out to JDC who connects on a Standing Suplex, slams Bey’s face into the corner, Eddie tags in, and Bey finally fights up to his feet, Eddie just flatten Bey’s comeback, tries a Tiger Driver but eats an Enzuigiri for a simultaneous tag. JDC and Hardy come in, JDC tries to exit halfway in, but Hardy is wrecking shop. He disposes of Eddie, Myers slides in but eats a tandem Neckbreaker/DDT from Hardy. Face team does the Delete Corner Face Smashes. Poetry in Motion into a Side Effect into Corkscrew Swanton for only 2 since Myers breaks it up! Everyone throwing hands, referee is distracted, Moose comes in to Spear Hardy, but Hardy dodges and throws him into JDC (I get the call back), Hendry then lays out Moose with the big Lariat. Twist of Fate from Hardy, Splash from Bey, Broken Alphabet wins!

 

Overall Score: 4/10

Ugh, cliche promos, too damn much talking, a competitive squash match with an imbecile as our first “match”, into an overbooked and slow heel match, finally a decent tag match (with the right team going over), into another overbooked match with a “tease” for the mystery backup being more obvious than Jericho’s WWF debut.

Aside from the afore mentioned tag match, The Rascalz promo and The System Promo; this was hard to watch. A lot of cornball promos, Rosemary licks her conspiracy board, storylines got zero traction. Whoopity Doo, Ryan Nemeth got a match next week and we get an undead wedding.

While this was a bad episode, it was bad by at least new standards. We’re not back in the TNA Dark Days again, but this was…a useless show.


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