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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/6/22)

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Revolution 2022

The Revolution in pro-wrestling continues!

AEW continues to be the Revolution in pro-wrestling, but will Hangman Adam Page continue to be the AEW World Champion against Adam Cole?


  • The Buy In – Leyla Hirsch VS Kris Statlander; Hirsch wins.
  • The Buy In – Hook VS QT Marshall; Hook wins.
  • The Buy In – Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS PAC, Penta Oscuro & Erick Redbeard; The House of Black wins.
  • Chris Jericho VS Eddie Kingston; Kingston wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat: Jurassic Express VS The Young Bucks VS reDRagon; Jurassic Express wins and retains the titles.
  • Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Keith Lee VS Wardlow VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Ricky Starks VS Orange Cassidy VS Christian Cage; Wardlow wins and earns a future AEW TNT Championship match.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay; Cargill wins and retains the title.
  • Dog Collar Match: CM Punk VS MJF; Punk wins.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS Thunder Rosa; Baker wins and retains the title.
  • Jon Moxley VS Bryan Danielson; Moxley wins.
  • Six Man Tornado Tag: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara VS AHFO; Sting, Allin & Guevara win.
  • AEW World Championship: Hangman Page VS Adam Cole; Hangman wins and retains the title.


The Buy In – Leyla Hirsch VS Kris Statlander!

Once friends, now bitter enemies, a tale as old as pro-wrestling. #LEGIT Leyla and the Galaxy’s Greatest Alien are done with words and backstage brawls, it’s time to have it out in the ring! They both say the other was a bad friend,  so how far will these two go to prove they were always the better wrestler?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Leyla rushes in but gets run over! Leyla gets up to try again but Kris scoops her for a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Kris stays put as Leyla gets back up. Fans are rallying behind “Statlander! Statlander!” and Leyla rushes into a headlock takeover. Leyla fights up, powers out but Kris whips her. Things speed up, Kris handsprings but Leyla PENALTY KICKS the arm! Leyla WRINGS that arm out, then CLUBS Kris from behind. Leyla stomps Kris at the ropes, the ref counts but Leyla lets off. Leyla’s fans cheer her own while Kris flops out of the ring.

Leyla SMACKS Kris off steel steps, then puts Kris’ bad arm in between steps and post! Leyla dropkicks the steps and smashes the arm! Leyla smirks and puts Kris back in, then taunts her. “How’d that feel, you stupid alien!?” Leyla wraps the bad arm around ropes to kick away on it! The ref counts, Leyla lets off at 4 to run, but Kris POWERSLAMS her down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and duel as Kris drags Leyla to a drop zone. Kris goes up the corner, but Leyla hits the ropes to trip her up! Leyla CLUBS Kris into the Tree of Woe, and she throws knees into Kris’ back! Leyla stomps a mudhole into Kris, then pulls on the arm!

The ref counts, Leyla lets go at 4 to CHOP Kris! Leyla then runs side to side to dropkick the bad arm! Fans rally and duel but Leyla stomps Kris. Kris grits her teeth, Leyla pie faces her, but Kris throws haymakers and CHOPS! Leyla gets around, trips Kris up, ARMBAR! Kris hurries to clasp hands, and she stacks Leyla up for a cover, TWO! Leyla knees low, runs, but springboards into Kris’ arms! Kris SLAMS Leyla down, then sits her up for a body scissor squeeze! Leyla endures, throws back elbows but Kris CLUBS Leyla back. Kris keeps on the squeeze but Leyla works to break the hold. Kris SLAPS Leyla around, so Leyla ROCKS Kris with the elbow!

Leyla rains down elbows but Kris gets away. They get up and they’re throwing wild! Kris ROCKS Leyla, Leyla ROCKS Kris! Kris ROCKS Leyla, Leyla ROCKS Kris! Fans fire up as the forearms keep flying! Leyla gets the edge, shoves, but Kris ducks to fires off and BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up, Kris rallies with lariats and elbows! Leyla gets under the boot to get the leg, and she spins Kris, but Kris ROUNDHOUSES through! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Kris fires up while Leyla is down. Fans rally up as Leyla gets to a corner. Kris runs in, BIG EuroUpper! Kris goes side to side to KNEE Leyla down!

Leyla gets to the apron and Kris goes out after her. Leyla stands, but she blocks the boot to trip Kris up! But then Kris blocks the knee to UPPERCUT! Kris gut wrenches, tucks Leyla in, but Leyla rolls through! They both get up on the edge, Leyla ENZIGURIS the arm! Leyla then goes up to RANA Kris to the floor! Leyla gets herself in the ring while fans lose their minds! The ring count climbs, Kris stands at 5 of 10 and gets in at 6. Leyla runs in, to KNEE Kris down! RIPCORD SAIDO! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Leyla holds onto the waistlock, to flip Kris over and get the LEGIT ARMBAR!!

Kris endures, reaches out, crawls over, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Leyla lets off at 4. Kris crawls to a corner, Leyla runs in to KICK the bad arm! Leyla fires forearms, sweeps the legs and rolls to run in, DOUBLE KNEES! But Kris puts Leyla on the apron! Kris ROCKS Leyla, goes up the corner and drags Leyla up to join her. Kris CLUBS Leyla, but Leyla throws body shots in return. Leyla ROCKS Kris and she hops down. Leyla drags Kris up with a HANGING SLEEPER! But Kris powers through that to Electric Chair Lift! Kris goes up the corner, to SUPER ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! But she’s not done, she fisherman FALCON’S ARROW! Cover, TWO!!

Leyla survives but Kris can’t believe it! Leyla bails out while fans are all fired up! Wait, Leyla gets a spare crossbar! Kris reaches out and gets CRACKED with the bar!! Leyla hurries up the corner, LEGIT MOONSAULT! Cover, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by pinfall

Well, that wasn’t exactly legit! Leyla had help from a little friend hiding under the ring. Will Leyla use whatever she has to in order to continue towards the top?

Wait, Red Velvet rushes out. Velvet was the mutual friend between these two, but she’s clearly siding with Kris over this one. Will the Chef have to be the one to set Leyla right?


Tony Schiavone goes to the ring.

He says tonight, we have a very special guest. Let’s bring that man out right now! Wait, the music and the tron! Kenny Omega?! Nope. Just Don Callis. Callis of course represents The Cleaner in all things as his adviser, but he completely trolled everyone using Omega’s theme song. Callis says, “What? Were you expecting somebody else?” DUH! But sorry, we don’t get Omega tonight. Tonight, we will listen to Callis! Fans tell him to STFU. Callis doesn’t know why the fans are complaining, he and Omega gave us the best world title run in the history of this business!

Multiple title matches, multiple match of the year candidates, multiple five star matches! And all while Omega had catastrophic injuries! And Callis blames the FANS for that! They couldn’t get enough Omega! “One more five-star match, please! One more world title, Kenny!” The fans sucked the life outta Omega! And Callis was thinking of having Omega here, but when he saw what was on the card, he said no! He couldn’t stand the level of violence on this card! A ladder match, Moxley VS Danielson ripping each other’s heads off, and a dog collar match! But it’ll be a great night for The Elite, as Callis expects the Young Bucks to win those AEW World Tag Team titles!

And even Adam Cole has been doing a great job for Kenny. In fact, he’s even created a group within the group. Some might call it a sleeper cell or something, who knows. But we all understand that if Omega were here, HE would be winning the world title in the main event. But since Omega isn’t here, Callis is very confident Adam Cole will be your NEW AEW World Champion! And Callis thinks that’s great! Adam Cole will be a fantastic transitional champion, up until the second Omega walks back through those doors and takes his place as the AEW World Champion! Because as we know, there is only one diamond in this business, and his name is Kenny BAH GAWD Omega.

Callis has stated his opinion and his prediction, but will the Best Bout Machine be able to fulfill everything Callis promised?


The Buy In – Hook VS QT Marshall!

Team Taz’s Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does things his way, and The Factory doesn’t like that. Speaking of, The Factory walks with QT as he has a mic. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned over my successful career, it’s that when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.” Fans chant for Hook already, and QT says as much as he doesn’t want to have do this, as “that sensation” is one of QT’s prized students, QT is going to teach Hook what being cold-hearted is really all about. Big words, but will QT be able to back them up?

The bell rings and fans fire up even more for Hook. QT is annoyed, he ties up with Hook and Hook gets around to get a leg and trip QT. Fans cheer as Hook stares QT down. QT gets up, fans sing, “Hook is gonna kill~ you~!” QT points his finger at Hook, Hook grabs the arm for a morote sayanagi! And then Hook hooks QT up in a modified STF! QT gets the ropebreak and the ref counts, Hook lets off at 4. Hook storms over but QT puts him in the corner! Hook turns things right back around to fire off heavy hands, and a headbutt! QT kicks low, fans boo, but QT whips. Hook reverses and reels QT in, T-BONE SUPLEX!

QT gets up, Hook LARIATS QT outta the ring! Fans fire up for Hook and QT dares Hook to come out after him. Hook doesn’t budge. QT gets on the apron and in the ring to pie face Hook! Hook chases after QT at the ropes, but QT cheap shots Hook! QT throws Hook out and then goes out the side. Fans rally behind Hook as QT runs in, Hook catches Boot into SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX! QT writhes, Hook gets him up and into the ring. Hook stalks QT to a corner but QT YANKS him into buckles! QT storms in to stomp Hook down. Fans chant, “QT SUCKS!” but he suplexes Hook high and hard!

QT goes to the corner, then runs out to drop a BIG elbow! Cover, ONE!! QT is frustrated and he drags Hook up. Fans rally, Hook slips out of the scoop but QT elbows him. Hook ducks under, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! QT escapes but Hook knees him low. QT rakes Hook’s eyes! Fans boo but QT hauls Hook up to back suplex! QT then goes to the corner and climbs up. QT stands but Hook hits ropes to trip QT up! Hook clinches, EL CAMINO PLEX! Hook waistlocks, QT holds ropes then elbows Hook away! QT shouts out DDP but Hook denies Diamond Cutter! QT ducks the clothesline, goes up but Hook stays back. REDRUM!!

Fans are thunderous as Hook gets the body scissor! QT taps, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission

Undefeated, 6-0, and all with the submission hold handed down from his father! Will the rest of the roster hope they don’t #SendHook their way?


The Buy In – Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS PAC, Penta Oscuro & Erick Redbeard!

Buddy Matthews, Brody King & Malakai Black thought they crushed Death Triangle, but they’ve only come back even stronger! Will the Bastard, #CeroMiedo and the Dreadbeard tear down the House? Or will the House always win?

The trios sort out and Malakai BOOTS Pac at the bell! Pac gets up to throw forearms with Malakai, but Malakai kicks and runs. Pac dodges to BOOT Malakai! Malakai gets right up and the two stare down. Fans fire up and Buddy holds out a hand. Malakai tags him, and Pac tags Penta! Penta and Buddy stare down as fans rally up. Fans chant it, so Penta tells Buddy, “CERO! MIEDO!” Buddy takes those fingers and bends them! Penta laughs as he CHOPS back! Buddy doesn’t flinch, but Penta bobs ‘n’ weaves. Penta headlocks, Buddy powers out but Penta ducks and dodges to RANA! Buddy slides out, Penta fires up, but he fakes Buddy out, and the two come face to face!

Fans fire up as Penta says it again, “CERO! MIEDO!” Buddy blocks the superkick, rolls Penta, TWO! Penta blocks, rolls Buddy, TWO! Buddy runs into a sweep, Penta covers, ONE! Penta runs into a sweep, Buddy covers, ONE! They both handspring up and stare down and the fans fire up! Buddy backs away, Brody tags in! Fans fire up for it, so Penta tags in Erick! Erick and Brody rush in and RAM shoulders over and over and over! They’re not backing down! They’re speeding up! They go around, stop to catch their breath, and they throw forearms back and forth! Fans are fired up, the rest of the House goes after Death Triangle!

Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Penta while Buddy is after Pac! Erick fires off on Brody then runs, but Brody follows and dodges, but Erick DROPKICKS him out! Then WRECKS Brody with another dropkick! Erick goes out, he runs and CLOBBERS Buddy and Malakai! Then he comes back to CROSSBODY Brody! Fans fire up with Erick! Erick puts Brody in the ring, tag to Penta. Fans rally and Penta brings Brody up but Brody ROCKS and whips Penta to the House’s corner. Brody DECKS Erick, then runs in to CANNONBALL onto Penta! Tag to Malakai, he drags Penta out to a cover, TWO!

Malakai drags Penta up, whips him to ropes and CLOBBERS him! Cover, TWO! Malakai drags Penta up, wrenches, and tags in Buddy. They mug Penta, Buddy stomps Penta then brings him up to JAB him to the corner. Buddy runs in but Penta kicks him away. Penta hits Brody and Malakai, then runs at Buddy. Buddy throws Penta back, so Penta goes under! Buddy has the leg, but Penta ENZIGURIS! Hot tag to Pac! Pac shoulders into Buddy, slingshots up and over and comes back to sobat, front kick and sobat again! Basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Pac runs in to uppercut Buddy down! Pac then goes up, but Malakai rushes over!

Pac hops down to kick Malakai away. Pac slingshots, but into Buddy’s DRAPING DDT! Both men are down, Buddy crawls over, tag to Brody. Brody drags Pac up, ROCKS Pac with a right then CHOPS him in the corner! Fans are stinging from that shot! Brody ROCKS Pac again, stands him back up and CHOPS him again! Tag to Malakai, they mug Pac, and Malakai snap suplexes. Cover, ONE, but he drags Pac up with a double wristlock. Malakai hits a takedown, headscissors Pac’s head, and fans rally up as Pac gets the ropebreak. But Buddy distracts the ref so the ref misses it! Malakai drags Pac from the ropes to get away with it.

Fans rally, Pac endures and fights around, and now the ref sees him get the ROPEBREAK! Malakai lets off, brings Pac up, snapmare and knee drop! Cover, TWO! Malakai drags Pac up, KICKS him to the House’s corner, and tags in Buddy. Buddy drags Pac up, ROCKS him with a right, and then snapmares him to KICK him in the back! Cover, TWO! Buddy wraps on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Pac is already red but he fights up as fans rally. Buddy brings Pac to the corner, Malakai tags in and they mug Pac again. Malakai KICKS Pac, tags Buddy back in, but Pac fights them off! Buddy knees low, he and Malakai double back suplex, but Pac slips out!

The House tries to get him again, but Pac elbows both Buddy and Malakai away! Hot tag to Penta! Penta goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Penta also DECKS Brody! Penta CHOPS Buddy, CHOPS Malakai, but Buddy whips Penta to the corner. Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Penta dodges Malakai to SLINGBLADE! SLINGBLADE for Buddy! Wheelbarrow and roll, DESTROYER for Buddy!! And then SUPERKICK for Malakai! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives and Penta can’t believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Penta drags Buddy away from the House. Penta reels Buddy in, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Buddy trips Penta!

Buddy catapults Penta, but Erick tags in! Buddy turns around to see Erick there, and Erick ROCKS him, then throws him down! Slingshot senton! Erick gets Buddy up but Buddy slips out. Malakai tags, Erick clotheslines Buddy out! Malakai BOOTS and KICKS and KICKS! Erick blocks, spins Malakai and scoop shim, to then suplex CUTTER! Cover, Brody breaks it! Buddy also gets back in, but Erick grabs Buddy with both hands. Buddy uses both his hands to go after Erick’s eyes! They end up in the corner, Pac tags in, Erick shoves Buddy away. Erick boots but Malakai blocks to JUMP KNEE! Pac springboards to missile dropkick!

Buddy is up top, he METEORAS Pac down! Penta SUPERKICKS Buddy! Penta then dodges Malakai to springboard, into a BOOT! But Pac rolls Malakai up, TWO! Pac ducks the kick, hops up, POISON-RANA for Malakai! Brody tags in to DISCUS Pac! Erick ROCKS Brody with a forearm but Brody comes back with his own! The behemoths brawl again and fans fire up! Brody gets the edge, then HEADBUTTS! Erick stays up but Brody runs, into a BOOT! Brody stays up, Erick runs in but Brody dodges to LARIAT! Erick stays up!? to HEEL KICK! Brody staggers, comes back to LARIAT! Erick rebounds into a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Fans are thunderous as Penta tags in! Brody still wants after Erick, but Erick headbutts low! Erick runs but is thrown out! Brody builds speed to DIVE!! Direct hit and the giants go down! Malakai and Buddy crawl after Pac and Penta. They all meet at the center of the ring, and they start throwing hands! Fans fire up as the brawling goes back and forth! Buddy kicks, Penta sends it into Malakai! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Buddy! Malakai runs into a SNAP GERMAN! Penta goes out while Pac FLIES onto Buddy! Penta brings Malakai up while Erick whips Brody hard into railing! Penta catches Malakai to pump handle, but Malakai fights free!

Malakai KNEES Penta, but Penta POSTS Malakai! SUPERKICK, then Penta reels Malakai in! Fans fire up, “CERO! MIEDO!” APRON FEAR FACTOR!!! Penta puts Malakai back in and covers, but wait, Malakai isn’t legal!? Buddy has Penta’s arms, SURFBOARD CURB STOMP!! Cover, Pac breaks it!! Pac has Buddy, but Malakai gives him BLACK MASS!! Erick returns and he stalks Malakai and Buddy. Buddy tags Malakai, but they realize who is standing there. Penta tags and Erick stares the two House members down. Erick ROCKS Malakai, puts Buddy in a corner but Buddy elbows and BOOTS him! Buddy goes up, leaps, into a choke grip!

Erick nods his head, but Malakai gives him BLACK MASS!! Erick ends up on the ropes but he drags himself up! Malakai can’t believe what he’s seeing! Malakai and Buddy both rush in, but into choke grips! Buddy gets free and gets in the ref’s way, Malakai MISTS Erick!! Buddy JUMPING KNEES Erick, and Brody returns to scoop Erick for a PILEDRIVER! Cover, the House of Black wins!!

Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall

The darkness returns and destroys the Dreadbeard! Is this the end of things? Or will Death Triangle rise up when Fenix returns?


Chris Jericho VS Eddie Kingston!

Le Champion has Orlando singing Judas for him, because as far as he’s concerned, he’s THE BIG GUY in AEW! Will he prove Kingston is always going to be a big time loser? Or will the Mad King finally win the big one?

The bell rings and these two tie up! Kingston gets around, HALF ‘N’ HALF right away! The fans are thunderous for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” while Jericho clutches his head. Kingston goes after Jericho but Jericho holds ropes. Kingston lets off, Jericho staggers and bails out of the ring. Kingston goes after Jericho, and fish hooks his mouth! Kingston smacks Jericho off the apron and puts him in the ring. Kingston gets Jericho up, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Kingston grinds Jericho with a chinlock, covers, ONE! Kingston throws headbutts to put Jericho in a corner. Then Kingston JABS, CHOPS, repeat!

Jericho knees back and pokes Kingston in the eye! Kingston bails out now but Jericho goes out and DECKS him! Jericho drags Kingston up and smacks Kingston off railing! Fans fire up, Kingston CHOPS back! Jericho ROCKS Kingston with a haymaker, puts Kingston in the corner, and he throws down hands! Jericho lets off as fans rally for Eddie, and Jericho flips off the fans! Kingston eggs Jericho on, so Jericho JABS him in the eye! Jericho throws knees, Kingston staggers but he ENZIGURIS! Jericho fires up and Kingston CHOPS! Jericho CHOPS, but Kingston brings down the straps!

Kingston CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Fans fire up for every CHOP, and Kingston grimaces for a moment. Jericho CHOPS again, but Kingston fires up to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Kingston has Jericho in the corner for the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! The ref counts, Kingston lets off, but Jericho pokes the eye! Kingston pokes Jericho’s eye back! Kinston hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans are fired up as Kingston checks his eye. Kingston tells the ref he’s fine, and he brings Jericho up to JAB! And CHOP! “I’m gonna hurt you!” Kingston BITES Jericho’s ear! Kingston whips Jericho, Jericho reverses then clotheslines from behind!

Jericho clotheslines point blank over and over and over! But Kingston just gets pissed! So Jericho pokes him in the eye again! Jericho puts Kingston up top, and CHOPS him! And then JABS Kingston in the eye again! Jericho climbs up, Kingston BITES him on the forehead! Jericho BOPS Kingston in the eye again! Jericho climbs up to rain down fists! He gets all 10, then SUPER STEINERS! Fans are thunderous and Jericho covers, TWO! Kingston is still in this but Jericho stomps him down. Fans chant “Y2J!” but Jericho flips them off for that, too. Jericho rips a buckle pad right off, but the ref reprimands.

Jericho drags Kingston up, but Kingston blocks the punch to hit the EXPLODER! Jericho flounders to ropes as fans fire up for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” again. Kingston gets up, staggers over and joins Jericho on the apron. Jericho fights the exploder this time, throws some knees, then snap suplexes Kingston to the floor! It was double-edged and fans lose their minds! Jericho gets up as the ring count starts. “This is Awesome!” as Jericho hobbles over. Jericho drags Kingston up, puts him in, then slowly gets in. He ducks the Uraken, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Kingston sits up in a daze, but Jericho drags him up, for another GERMAN SUPLEX!

Jericho grins and he drags Kingston back up. Jericho CLUBS Kingston, but Kingston fights the waistlock! Kingston throws elbows, runs, but Jericho gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! LIONSAULT!! Cover, TWO!! Kingston survives and fans are thunderous again! Both men slowly rise as fans rally and duel. Jericho drags himself up the ropes and then stalks Kingston. Jericho brings Kingston up, throws forearms then whips Kingston to the corner, but Kingston comes back to LARIAT! Kingston staggers about, gets over to Jericho and drags him back up. Kingston whips, kitchen sink turns into roll up! ONE, WALLS OF JERICHO!!

Kingston endures as the fans go nuts! Kingston crawls, claws, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jericho holds until the ref counts 4, and he raises his hands like he won. Fans are torn while Jericho rests against ropes. Jericho realizes he didn’t win so he gets mad at the ref. The ref pushes Jericho back, not taking any of his attitude! Jericho drags Kingston up, but into the SAIDO! Kingston fires up, drags Jericho back up, another SAIDO! Kingston loads up, URAKEN!! Cover, TWO?!? Jericho survives and no one can believe it! Kingston checks with the ref but no, that was two. Kingston gets up, fires up, and he brings Jericho up.

Kingston scoops but the back gives out! CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!?! Jericho is furious but he rains down haymakers and tells Kingston to just stay down! Jericho SLAPS Kingston around, then drags him back up. GERMAN SUPLEX! But Kingston’s right back up!! But he runs into  CODE BREAKER!! Jericho won’t cover, he goes to a corner! Jericho wants Kingston to get up as he prepares the elbow. Kingston crawls, Jericho stalks him, JUDAS E- NO! Kingston ducks, Jericho elbows the bare buckle! URAKEN!! And another URAKEN! STRETCH PLUM!! Jericho endures but he’s caught! Fans are going nuts as Kingston TWISTS! JERICHO TAPS, KINGSTON WINS!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by submission

He did it! He won the big one!! Kingston even has to ask the ref about that, but it’s true! What a way to open Revolution! And of course, Jericho did say he would shake Kingston’s hand. Kingston offers the handshake, and he has the fans cool off so we can hear Jericho say it. Kingston says he respects Jericho, so Jericho needs to shake his hand. Jericho gets up, reaches out, hesitates, and then leaves! So much for that. But with this win over THE Chris Jericho, will this be a new beginning for Kingston?


AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat: Jurassic Express VS The Young Bucks VS reDRagon!

Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus have wanted to face the very best in AEW, and after two different Battle Royals played out, it looks like they got ’em! Matt & Nick Jackson are on uneasy terms with Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly, will that help the champions get away with the gold? Or will we see new champions here in Orland?

The introductions are made, the titles are raised, and we see if the numbers spell disaster for Jurassic Express!

This kind of Triple Threat, only two teams are legal. JB steps up against Kyle, and Fish starts taunting the champs that they’re not safe anywhere in the ring. JB looks at the Bucks as he circles with Kyle. They feel things out, Kyle kicks a leg and JB goes to a corner. Fans chant for “ALL THESE GUYS! ALL THESE GUYS!” as Kyle gets a headlock. Kyle grinds JB down, but JB fights up and powers out. Kyle runs JB over, things speed up and Kyle BOOTS JB! Kyle then runs, JB hurdles and monkey flips him! JB arm-drags Kyle, Fish gets in but backs down as JB rushes him. JB turns around and Kyle KICKS his leg!

Kyle KNEES JB’s arm, wrenches the arm but JB fights off the elbow breaker while Fish and Luchasaurus banter. JB knuckle locks, CHOPS and KICKS, then goes up and up and rebounds, but Kyle drops down on the arm-drag for an ARMBAR! JB gets the ROPEBREAK, so Kyle stomps him and tags in Fish. reDRagon gets JB up to double wrench and double ELBOW BREAKER! They double whip, for DOUBLE KICKS! Fish brings JB around, wrenches again, then tags Matt Jackson. Matt goes up to drop ax handles on JB! Tag to Nick, the Bucks double whip JB to double hip toss, but JB arm-drags Matt away!

JB knuckle locks and CHOPS Nick, then goes up and up to add another jump to his rebound arm-drag! Then he dropkicks Nick down and kips up to show off! Fans fire up as JB stares down reDRagon. JB tags Luchasaurus in, whips Nick, Matt tags in before Luchasaurus CHOPS Nick down! Matt runs in but Luchasaurus whips him away. Fish tags in before Luchasaurus CHOPS Matt down! Fish gets around Luchasaurus but still gets a CHOP! Kyle BOOTS, but runs into a CHOP! Nick springboards in, but into a choke grip! Luchasaurus aims for outside the ring, but reDRagon saves Nick from the slam!

Fish asks, “What is happening?!” as reDRagon and the Bucks regroup. Luchasaurus builds speed, but they all get away. But JB FLIES and takes them all out! Matt is furious as JB drags Fish up and into the ring. Luchasaurus coordinates with JB but Fish fights back. Luchasaurus CLUBS Fish, tags JB, and then Luchasaurus scoops. Fish slips off to ROCK JB! Fish dodges Luchasaurus, then dumps him out! Fish tags Matt, Matt tags Nick. The Bucks mug JB, double whip him corner to corner, but JB goes up and up and then dodges Nick, only for Matt to SUPERKICK the legs out! JB is stuck in the ropes, Matt holds him out as Nick goes up, DRAPING SWANTON!

The Bucks keep moving, Matt WRECKS Luchasaurus with a dropkick! Luchasaurus gets up but Kyle hits a FLYING KNEE! The Bucks and reDRagon all stomp away on Luchasaurus! Fans boo but Nick gets back in because of the ring count. Nick does his best Macho Man strut, then brings JB over to bump off buckles. Tag to Matt, the Bucks hit the GUTBUSTER to NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER! Cover, but Kyle breaks it! Matt asks what the hell but Kyle says they have a deal about settling this between them. Matt tags Kyle, and then Kyle tags Fish. reDRagon whips JB to the corner, Fish whips Kyle in for a forearm smash, then adds a KNEE!

Kyle hits a RUNNING KICK then feeds JB to Fish’s tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Kyle goes up to add a KNEE DROP! Cover, but then Nick breaks it. It’s the deal, remember?! Kyle pretends he forgot, and he wrenches JB. Kyle thinks about tagging the Bucks, but then tags Fish! reDRagon mugs JB, but JB slips out of the double back suplex! JB elbows Fish, throws Kyle out, but Nick tags in off Fish! Matt gets Fish out of the ring and Nick tags Matt. Nick runs into JB’s BOOT! JB elbows Matt, then hops over Matt, only for Nick to shove him! Kyle drags JB out to RAM into railing, but JB comes back with THE COMEBACKER!

JB blocks Nick’s kick from the apron! JB uses Nick’s leg to jump up to the apron and knock him down! Matt rushes over, JB slides under! But Fish trips Luchasaurus to deny the tag! Fans fire up and Matt says they’re too smart. Fish plays dumb, Nick SHINING WIZARDS, GAMANGIRIS, and ROCKS JB, to then BULLDOG DROPKICK with Matt! Cover, but Kyle breaks it! Again, the deal seems to be falling apart. They start shoving, JB rolls Matt, Kyle drags JB off! Kyle and Matt argue, Fish wants things to calm down. Matt runs in but JB puts him on the apron. Kyle runs in, JB dodges and the BOOT hits Matt!

Kyle is shocked, he rushes after JB! JB kicks Kyle away, hot tag to Luchasaurus! Fans fire up as Luchasaurus rallies on everyone! FLAPJACK for Matt! There’s a man in every corner, Luchasaurus hits a back elbow on Kyle! Back elbow on Fish! BOOT for Nick, but Matt dodges! The Bucks rush Luchasaurus together, they get around his boot but he gets under their superkicks! TAIL WHIP hits Nick, ROUNDHOUSE for Matt! Luchasaurus goes up and out to MOONSAULT onto reDRagon! Fans are thunderous as Luchasaurus gets back in the ring. Luchasaurus choke grips Nick but Matt saves himand they fire off kicks!

The Bucks run in, Luchasaurus throws Matt out hard, then puts Nick on the apron. Nick shoulders in but jumps into a choke grip! But he gets free to hit a DESTROYER! Nick looks for Matt, Matt returns to the corner. Nick tags Matt and the Bucks say this is over! They go for Luchasaurus but he choke grips them both! And kips up! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Kyle returns, he gets a CHOKE SLAM! Fish returns, he get a CHOKE SLAM onto Kyle! STANDING MOONSAULT onto Matt! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Luchasaurus tags JB. Luchasaurus runs into BOOTS! Matt goes up, but gets caught!

Luchasaurus knuckle locks with JB so he can go up, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives but “This is Awesome!” JB sits Matt up, runs but Fish trips him! Fish holds JB up, but JB gets away and the SUPERKICK hits Fish! Matt shrugs, it isn’t that big of a deal anymore. But Kyle tags in off JB and ROCKS him! Now it comes down to Adam Cole’s mutuals! Kyle and Matt start throwing forearms, Nick and Fish get in to throw down the other guy. So then Fish and Nick start throwing hands! Luchasaurus CLOBBERS Fish and Nick! Kyle KICKS Luchasaurus’ leg! Matt SUPERKICKS Luchasaurus down!

Kyle KICKS Matt’s leg, then fires off strikes! Matt jumps the sweep but Kyle blocks the superkick! JB SUPERKICKS Kyle! Kyle yoyos, into Matt’s SUPERKICK! But Kyle comes back just as Matt gets JB, TRIPLE LARIATS!! Kyle, JB and Matt are all down! Fans are giving this a standing ovation and it’s not even over! JB rolls away, Matt stands, JB tags in off him! JB ENZIGURIS Matt, shoulders into Kyle and slingshots up and over. JB runs into a KNEE from Kyle! Tag to Fish and reDRagon gets JB up, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT and WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Fish covers, TWO!! JB survives but Fish drags him back up.

Fish hoists JB up top, throws forearms, then climbs up. JB throws body shots in return, but Fish CLUBS JB. JB CHOPS Fish down! Kyle rushes over but JB BOOTS him! JB adjusts, Fish SWEEPS the leg! JB lands on the buckle, Fish goes back up! Fish ROCKS JB, Kyle tags in, SUPER EXPLODER to KING KONG KNEE DROP! Kyle hits JB’s leg with that knee, then has the HEEL HOOK! Fish goes up while JB crawls for ropes! DIVING HEADBUTT! Direct hit and Kyle drags JB away from ropes for the HEEL HOOK!! Matt MACHO ELBOWS Kyle! Fish spins Matt to SAMOAN DROP, but Nick SHINING WIZARDS Fish!

Luchasaurus tags but Nick SCREW HIGH KICKS him! Nick then goes to the apron to PENALTY KICK Kyle down! Nick slingshots, into a choke grip and SUPER CHOKE SLAM! Kyle gets in, Luchasaurus choke grips him, but Kyle KNEES back! AX ‘N’ SMASH, to a GUILLOTINE! But JB climbs up to SHOOTING STAR PRESS Kyle off the hold! Nick goes up while Luchasaurus covers, 450 SPPLASH to break it! All six men are down and fans are thunderous! A standing count begins on Kyle and Luchasaurus but Luchasaurus crawls over. Tag to JB, he hurries to get Kyle. But the ref sees Matt bring a title belt in!

The ref stops Matt from using the belt, JB switches with Kyle! Kyle bucks JB, snatches the belt from Matt, and CLOBBERS JB with the belt!! Matt and Fish fight at the ropes while Kyle covers, TWO?!?! How did JB survive?! Fish tags in, and reDRagon gets JB up! Fish runs, TOTAL ELIMINATION!!! Cover, Luchasaurus breaks it! Luchasaurus drags JB to safety as fans hope they all “FIGHT FOREVER!” But the Bucks keep Luchasaurus from making the tag! They RAM Luchasaurus into railing and mug him, then hurry to the ring. Matt tags Nick, they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Fish!

The Bucks then get JB up, hook him up on Kyle, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK the legs out so that Kyle TOMBSTONES JB! Then the Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Kyle down! Nick goes up and up and FLIES onto Luchasaurus! The Bucks hurry to tag again and they sit JB up! B T E TRIGGER!! Cover, Kyle breaks it in time!! Matt can’t even believe this! Matt gets in Kyle’s face, throws him out, and Nick says this will end it! Nick is up top, Matt drags JB up, fireman’s carry and NO bang! JB pushes Matt into buckles, then goes up Matt’s back to SUPER STEINER Nick! And then he DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt!!

Luchasaurus is back and he FLIES onto reDRagon and Nick! JB waistlocks and O’Conner Rolls Matt, but Matt pushes back! Cover, TWO!!! TAIL WHIP and choke grip! THORASIC EXPRESS!!! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Even against all odds, the champions retain!! After defeating two top teams, does this mean Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus are truly the best team in the world today?


Face of the Revolution Ladder Match: Keith Lee VS Wardlow VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Ricky Starks VS Orange Cassidy VS Christian Cage!

The Limitless One, the Maestro of Mayhem, the Powerhouse, the Absolute, the Freshly Squeezed and Captain Charisma all want that TNT Championship. But only the one who rises above the others gets that opportunity! Who brings down the brass ring for that chance at gold?

The bell rings and Cassidy simply continues his slow roll into the ring out of the ring. Keith stares down Team Taz since they made their threat on Dynamite. We get a shot of The Men of the Year, Dan Lambert and Paige VanZant up in their VIP seats. Lambert promised VanZant would be here to sign an AEW contract, so here they are. Fans chant for “KEITH LEE! WOOP WOOP!” and Lee dares Team Taz to do something. Hobbs and Starks go after Keith while Christian and Wardlow brawl on the other end. Wardlow knees low, throws Christian out, and Keith throws Starks out. That leaves Keith, Wardlow, and Hobbs!

Fans fire up seeing this trio of titans stare down! Keith smiles as he sees these two circle with him. And now Cassidy gets back in? Cassidy throws off the sunglasses, to throw those “devastating” shin kicks! Hobbs gets some, then Wardlow, then Keith! Hobbs, Wardlow, Hobbs, Wardlow, repeat! Wardlow and Hobbs rush Cassidy but he slips away and they end up grappling with Keith! Keith holds them back, and Cassidy hops up onto them all! He’s using them as the ladder! Starks gets into push Cassidy down! Wardlow and Hobbs power Keith out of the ring, Starks drags Cassidy out!

Starks RAMS Cassidy into railing, but Christian RAMS Keith with a ladder! Christian RAMS Wardlow with a ladder! Ouch, his head! Christian RAMS Hobbs! And then RAMS Keith again! Christian puts the ladder in the ring, but Starks WRECKS Christian with a dropkick! Starks hurries to get that ladder up! He does, but Cassidy brings him down now. Cassidy has Starks wait, and he puts his hands in his pockets! Starks swings but misses and Cassidy SHOTGUNS him down! Cassidy kips up, and he struts up the ladder! Christian gets in, Cassidy hops off the ladder as he shakes it! Cassidy dodges but Christian goes for the arms!

Christian pulls Cassidy’s arms out of the pockets, turns him, but Cassidy shoves him away. Christian holds ropes, TOSSES Cassidy out, then TOSSES Starks out! Christian adjusts the ladder, but Hobbs trips him up! Hobbs steps on Christian to get up the ladder! He grabs at the ring but Christian CLUBS Hobbs! Christian climbs up, SMACKS Hobbs off the ladder, then climbs over Hobbs! SUPER REVERSE DDT! They both crash to the mat but Hobbs flops out of the ring! Hobbs hurries back in, Christian gets the ladder to a corner. Christian wants Hobbs to get up as he looks to go Rated R. But Keith Lee rises!

Keith grabs Christian to SMACK him off the ladder! Keith then gets in, only for Starks to fire off on! Christian also gets up but Keith choke grips them both and shoves them both to ropes. They both come back. Keith HURDLES them both!? And then ducks under to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Keith sees Cassidy up top. Cassidy jumps, but the rana is blocked! Wardlow returns but Keith swings Cassidy into him! And then Keith swings Cassidy into Hobbs! And then into Christian and Starks! Fans fire up even more as Keith realizes he’s alone with the ladder! Keith sets the ladder up and starts to climb.

Keith is at the top, but Wardlow returns to anchor a foot. Wardlow dares Keith to take him on! Fans fire up as Keith obliges. They stare down, but Hobbs slithers in to grab the ladder and RAM them both down! Hobbs resets the ladder and Starks gets in. Team Taz has a conundrum now. They shake hands, and then race up the ladder! Cassidy returns, Team Taz kicks him away but he comes back to shove the ladder over! Starks and Hobbs fall against ropes! Cassidy folds the ladder, Christian returns, but Cassidy starts up a LADDER COPTER! SMASH to Christian! Starks saves Hobbs to get SMASHED, but Hobbs still gets SMASHED anyway!

Wardlow and Keith stop the ladder and Cassidy looks worried for once. They LIFT the ladder, and Cassidy holds on! Cassidy skins the cat to be on top of the ladder! Cassidy reaches up, but he slips and gets crotched by a rung! And then Christian slides in to LOW BLOW Wardlow! Wardlow lets his side drop and Cassidy tumbles down. Christian then runs up the ladder, but Hobbs shoves him and CLOBBERS him! Hobbs RAMS the ladder to hit Keith! Hobbs gets the ladder back up, to RAM it into Keith in the corner! Hobbs turns around to get Cassidy, and TOSSES him into the ladder! That sandwiches Keith, and Keith and Cassidy both fall down!

Hobbs keeps the ladder in the corner, and he climbs it while keeping Keith trapped! Hobbs drags Cassidy up to the top, and STALLING SUPERPLEXES him!! Fans are thunderous as everyone is down! Christian returns, and he brings another ladder into this! Christian wedges this ladder in a corner as fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Christian aims, runs in, but Hobbs catches him! No spinebuster as Christian uppercuts free, and then he SPEARS Hobbs onto the ladder! Fans rally up and Christian stands the second ladder up. But Starks returns and he takes that ladder away. Starks punches Christian through the ladder, then jumps through it to SPEAR Christian!

Starks stands the ladder up and climbs! He grabs at the ring but Wardlow is back! Wardlow tips the ladder and Starks holds on! Wardlow stands the ladder back on and Starks SMACKS into the rungs! Starks falls and Wardlow moves that ladder aside. Wardlow gets the first ladder and brings it over. Wardlow sets that one up, climbs it but Starks climbs on! Hobbs gets in, Cassidy hops onto Starks! Hobbs climbs all alone but somehow Wardlow carries Starks and Cassidy with him! Keith storms in to get the other ladder! Everyone’s reaching for the brass ring but Wardlow shrugs Starks and Cassidy off!

Wardlow and Hobbs fight on the top while Keith sets his ladder up next to theirs. Keith climbs but Starks, Christian and Cassidy creep in. They climb from whatever angle they’ve got! Everyone’s reaching again and they’re fighting each other! Cassidy falls, then Christian! Keith and Starks brawl with Hobbs and Wardlow, but Wardlow and Hobbs shove the other ladder over! Keith and Starks hit ropes on the way down! Wardlow and Hobbs each have a hand on the ring, and they stare down! Fans fire up as they start firing haymakers! But they both fall off! All six men are down and fans are thunderous again!

Keith crawls back in, Lambert and the Men of the Year are discussing things. Wardlow gets up, he and Keith move ladders aside. They and Hobbs are back to staring down! And Cassidy flounders in again? Keith gets Cassidy up to TOSS out onto Starks and Christian at the ramp! Then Wardlow and Hobbs power Keith to ropes! Hobbs tumbles out, Wardlow goes again and clotheslines Keith out! Wardlow has an open path and fans are thunderous! But wait, Wardlow goes out to stomp everyone down first! He and Hobbs mug Keith but they’re going up the ramp. They’re making their way up with every stomp and punch!

Wardlow and Hobbs work together to get the biggest ladder, the one on the stage. They fight over it, but it BREAKS in half! They go to Keith but Hobbs JAMS Wardlow! And then JAMS Keith! And then CLUBS Wardlow! Hobbs tosses his half away, and follows Keith closer to commentary! Taz is there, he wants Hobbs to get on Keith! Hobbs has Keith up, and Keith just gets pissed! Keith breaks Hobbs’ grip but Wardlow BLINDSIDES them both! Keith and Hobbs crash down through tables!! Fans lose their minds as Wardlow fires up and returns to the ring. But Christian is already busy setting up more ladders!

Starks LOW BLOWS Christian! Starks sees the ladder bridge Christian made and he uses that to get up on the main ladder. Wardlow slides in, but wait! Is that DANHAUSEN!? He CURSES Starks! And then YANKS Starks down! Christian drags Wardlow out, and Danhausen shrugs. Danhausen bails out and Christian kicks Starks out. Christian climbs, but Starks gets up and drags him down! Starks CLUBS Christian then YANKS him down! Wardlow returns, he brings Christian up to POWERBOMB him! Fans want that encore, Starks paws at the brass ring, but Wardlow BOX JUMPS to the ladder bridge!

Wardlow CLUBS away on Starks, shifts position, and POWERBOMBS Starks onto the ladder bridge!! Wardlow climbs, and he pulls down the brass ring!! Wardlow wins!!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall (2022 Face of the Revolution)

In Orlando, Mr. Mayhem becomes the Face of the Revolution! In San Antonio, Texas, the TNT Champion will have to face him! Scorpio Sky and his pals applaud, but will he only dread the prospect of facing Wardlow?


Tony Schiavone is on stage.

He’s holding a clipboard, and says this is the best part of being part of AEW. This is a contract signing right here live! A year ago, here at Revolution, AEW signed a great competitor in Christian Cage. Now we sign a young man in the formative years of his career. Schiavone called this man’s matches not too long ago. So it is with great pride that we see The Realest, SHANE “SWERVE” STRICKLAND! Swerve swaggers out on stage and fans are fired up! Schiavone says it is great to be working with Swerve again, and Swerve signs on the dotted line!

Swerve takes a moment to soak it all in before he speaks. “Ey yo. The Real is back. I can go on and on about all the dream matches I’m gonna have in AEW. I can go on and on about all the titles I’m eventually gonna take. You’re a witness of it. But all I really gotta say is I’ve got a question to ask all y’all.” But fans already chant, “WHO’S HOUSE? SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve asks, “Whose house?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” “Whose house?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” “I love you, too.” Swerve is now All Elite, how long will it take for his house to have gold?


AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay!

Still undefeated at 28-0, the inaugural TBS Champion vows to be undefeated to and beyond FIFTY! But while she has the live guitarist playing her theme, and while she’s cosplaying as Mortal Kombat’s Jade, will it be the Brazilian Blackbelt Beauty that delivers her reign a fatality? Or will Tay simply be the newest guest on #ThatBitchShow?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Jade can withstand “that karate shit!”

The two get face to face, and then Jade KISSES Tay!? Tay shoves and SLAPS Jade, then fires off forearms! Jade shoves, but the boot is blocked! Tay tries to lift Jade but Jade powers out! Jade Electric Chair Lifts but Tay slips off, only for Jade to chicken wing! Tay victory rolls and ARMBARS! Jade rolls, powers out and has the leg, but Tay gets the ROPEBREAK! Jade lets off and BOOTS Tay down! Tay sits up in a daze, Jade says, “Who gives a damn ’bout that karate shit?” Jade mocks Tay with a crane kick, and then she stomps Tay down. Jade pushes Tay around, strikes a fighting pose, but Tay blocks the chop!

Tay drop sayanagis Jade around, then runs in to BOOT Jade! Tay keeps going, BOOT! And then the other side, BOOT! Tay brings Jade in to TORNADO DDT! Cover, but Tay is under the ropes. Tay shifts the mount to rain down and cover, TWO! Tay goes to a corner while Jade bails out. Sterling talks things over with Jade but Tay goes up top! Tay says she’s crazy! SWANTON hits Sterling! Jade sees Jay there cheering Tay, so Jade BOOTS Jay down! Jade brings Tay up to SMACK off steel steps! And then she puts Tay in the ring. Jade tells Sterling to get his weak ass up. Jade gets in, but Tay ROUNDHOUSES her down!

Tay hurries to hammerlock but Jade slips out! Tay fights the chicken wings, switches, O’Conner Roll, TWO!! Jade has it, TWO! Jade runs into a CHAIR SHOT from Jay! The ref missed it and Tay rolls Jade up, TWO!! Jade survives and Tay can’t believe it! Tay circles Jade, Jade gets up and Tay calls her a bitch! Kiss goodnight for the DD TAY!! Cover, TWO!?! Jade survives Tay’s best shot and she can’t believe it! Jade drags herself up the ropes and shoves Tay away. Tay SUPERKICKS back! Tay gets Jade in the Gory Especial, TAY K- NO! Jade blocks, scoops and SWINGING POWERSLAMS! Eye of the Storm! Cover, TWO!!

Now Jade is frustrated that Tay survives! Jade drags Tay to a drop zone, goes up top, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Tay survives again and Sterling is frustrated for Jade! Tay flops out of the ring, Jay checks on her. Jade comes in around the way, but Tay KNEES Jade down! Fans fire up and Tay drags Jade into the ring. Tay drags Jade up, reels her in, PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!?!? How is Jade doing this!? How has Sterling not passed out from stress? Tay drags Jade to a drop zone and goes up top! But Jade POSTS her! Jade drags Tay off with chicken wings, JADED!! Cover, Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

And still undefeated at 29-0! Will Jade go to a milestone even beyond her own expectations?


Dog Collar Match: CM Punk VS MJF!

Best in the World, Salt of the Earth. We’ve seen the parallels, heard the origin stories, and for a moment, believed there was still respect between them. But MJF, still following in his childhood hero’s footsteps, pulled the wool over Punk’s eyes and took advantage of his kindness. There’s no going back now, and there might not even be anything of these two left! Does Maxwell Jacob Friedman finally prove he’s better than the Best in the World? Or does the Second City Saint put down the monster he created?

MJF wears a fancy new robe for his entrance. As for Punk, there is smoke and a familiar song playing. Punk kneels on stage as he throws it back to his early days! The introductions are made, the dog collars are on, and we see who survives through the blood, sweat and tears!

Punk backs up to pull the chain tight so MJF tries to return the favor. Punk starts reeling MJF in, but MJF resists, to then WHIP the chain! Punk gets hit in the face and MJF bails out, but he forgets! Punk YANKS the chain and brings MJF right back to the apron! MJF gets choked like how he had Punk choked on Dynamite! MJF flops into the ring, Punk swings but misses! MJF tries to run again but again Punk reels him back in! Punk chokes MJF against ropes and then lets off. MJF sputters, Punk drags MJF up. MJF HOTSHOTS Punk away! MJF then gets in, he balls up some chain, but Punk kicks him low!

Punk bumps MJF off buckles, brings him around and ties some of the chain around the post! Punk then reels MJF into the corner! MJF runs to fight but Punk yanks him back! MJF wants mercy now? Punk chuckles, and KICKS MJF, then STOMPS his hand! Punk stands MJF up to climb up and rains down fists! Fans count along, and Punk gets all 10! Then Punk gets some chain, and he decides to wrap that around his fist! But MJF gets under, and uses the chain to tuck Punk in! CHEEKY NANDOS, to a RUNNING POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO! MJF untangles himself from the chain as he looms over Punk.

MJF has some chain, and he LASHES Punk right on the back! Punk writhes, MJF holds up the chain, and fans boo. MJF tries again but Punk throws body shots. MJF SMACKS Punk, Punk fires off more fists! Punk whips MJF into a corner, then SHINING WIZARDS, to the- NO! MJF slips out of the Bulldog and YANKS Punk down! Punk’s back shows clear chain link marks, but MJF drags Punk up. MJF throws a STEEL CHAIN FIST! And again! Punk is busted open again, just like on Dynamite! MJF uses the chain to smother Punk, then he RAKES the wound with it! MJF goes out and he tells someone to give him the mic!

MJF gets in the ring and he talks while he stomps Punk. “Do me a favor, old timer. Why don’t you tell these people how you don’t care about them?” MJF wants Punk to admit that he wants to quit, just like he quit on MJF! Punk says, “Eat sh*t, Maxwell.” MJF rains down shots from the microphone! MJF hears the fans chanting, “Eat Sh*t, Max!” MJF says the shmucks don’t get it, but then Punk YANKS MJF down! Punk smiles through his crimson mask and the fans chant, “EAT SH*T! WOOP WOOP!” Punk opens MJF’s legs, to LOW BLOW HEADBUTT! MJF writhes as he clutches the bloody stain in his groin!

Punk gathers up some chain, and he has it around his fist again. Punk whips and body shots, then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS with the chain! Fans fire up and Punk goes up the corner. ELBOW DROP! Punk stands MJF up to whip him into the corner, SHINING WIZARD, and then he wraps the chain around MJF’s head for the FULL METAL BULLDOG! Fans chant for Punk as he has more chain! Punk LASHES MJF now! “Yeah, it sucks, doesn’t it?” And then AGAIN! MJF flounders but Punk LASHES him again! Punk wraps the chain around MJF’s hand, to drop knees on it! The chain smashes into MJF’s hand!

MJF clutches his hand but he refuses to quit. Punk smiles, his face the most crimson a crimson mask has ever been. Punk says it’s time for night-night, and he brings MJF up. Fireman’s carry, but MJF claws the wound!! And then he has the chain in the choke with the SLEEPER! Just like in Chicago! MJF squeezes tight and Punk fades! MJF thrashes but fans rally up! Punk is fading, MJF has body scissors! The ref checks Punk. The hand drops once! The hand drops twice! But not the third time! Punk has a second wind, and he fights up to run and use the corner to push back! Cover, TWO!!! MJF lets go in time and he gets to a corner.

MJF kicks Punk down, clutches his bad hand, and shakes it out. MJF gets Punk up but the hand won’t let him finish the piledriver. MJF tries again, but Punk fireman’s carries! GO- NO! MJF blocks, spins Punk, SALT OF THE EARTH FUJIWARA!! Punk endures as MJF pushes back, and he BITES the fingers! Punk rolls to a cover, TWO! ANACONDA VICE!!! MJF endures, and there are no ropebreaks in this match! MJF pulls on Punk’s hair to make it a cover, TWO!! Punk finally wipes some blood from his face, and MJF gets away to the far side. Punk winds up chain but MJF YANKS Punk to the apron!

MJF gets up, he drags Punk in, HEAT- NO! Punk ALABAMA SLAMS out of the draping piledriver! MJF crawls away again but Punk gathers up chain. He’s wrapping it around a leg, for a METAL SHINING WIZARD! MJF flops out of the ring! The ref checks on MJF but he’s okay to continue. Punk gets up, MJF is busted open now, and Punk returns the favor by wrapping chain into MJF’s face! Fans cheer and Punk rains down rights to open MJF up more! MJF flounders, “You Deserve It!” Punk balls up chain for a STEEL PUNCH! MJF flounders away and Punk as him in a corner of the railing. Punk rains down fists again! All the way to 10!

Punk brings MJF around, they’re both so bloody now, and Punk whips MJF into steel steps! Punk has more chain around his fist to punch MJF down! Punk again wraps up his leg, but MJF moves and Punk knees steps!! Punk clutches his leg and the ref checks him. Punk refuses to let this end the match, and he gets up as fans rally. Punk LASHES MJF again, punches MJF with the chain again and again, then drags MJF up. Punk puts MJF in the ring, the ref checks MJF now. Punk has a new layer of the crimson mask but now he looks to end this! Punk hobbles over, fireman’s carries, but the leg gives out!

MJF goes to the apron while Punk clutches his knee. Fans rally up again, and Punk crawls over. Punk manages to get on the apron but MJF punches the bad leg! MJF gets up, realizes the chain is tangled in the ropes, so he goes in to undo it. MJF rakes Punk’s eyes, scoops him, but the bad hand! Punk turns things around, APRON TOMBSTONE!!! Fans lose their minds as Punk flops to the floor! Fans start to look worried, but others rally up behind Punk. Punk manages to get up while MJF flounders away to center. Punk somehow gets himself up the corner, and he wraps the chain around an arm. FULL METAL MACHO ELBOW FLOPS as MJF moves!

MJF drags himself to the cover, TWO!!! Punk barely gets that arm up but he still survives! Fans rally up again but MJF goes looking under the ring. And he brings out a black bag… MJF gets in the ring, and he pours the bag out. It’s THUMBTACKS!! MJF SHINING WIZARDS Punk! And MJF mocks the night-night! MJF headlocks, but Punk BITES the hand!! Punk said he was willing to become a monster, but MJF kicks the bad leg! MJF ROCKS Punk but Punk wobbles to stay up! MJF keeps throwing hands but Punk still wobbles up! Punk kicks back, brings MJF in, but he can’t suplex because of the leg!

MJF turns things around, he suplexes, but his hand! Punk swings, misses, MJF runs in and ROCKS Punk! They’re standing over the tacks, MJF tries again! Punk staggers, MJF tries, ROUNDHOUSE! There were tacks on the boot, too! MJF leans against buckles in a corner and Punk hurries to get up top. Punk brings MJF up, and he underhooks the arms! Fans go nuts already and MJF fights! MJF trips Punk up! MJF climbs up to join Punk, brings Punk up, SUPERPLEX onto the tacks!! Punk writhes, having taken the most tacks! Fans are losing their minds as MJF covers, TWO!!! Punk survives and fans rally up again!

Punk gets up, even though he’s in the tacks. MJF comes back to STEEL PUNCH! He crawls through the tacks to make the cover, TWO!! Again, Punk barely gets that arm up. MJF clutches the bad hand, then shouts to Wardlow! MJF wants his henchman, and here he comes! And of course, MJF wants his Dynamite Diamond Ring! Wardlow feels around in his jacket, but he forgot the ring! Punk yanks MJF back in, fireman’s carry, GO TO SLEEP! And MJF falls on the tacks! Punk looks at Wardlow but Wardlow smiles. Now he remembers where the ring was. “Oops.” But Wardlow sets the ring down, within Punk’s reach!

Fans are thunderous as Wardlow walks away! Punk gets the ring, puts it on his finger, and he reels MJF up with the chain. Punk flips MJF off, but MJF SPITS on Punk! So Punk DYNAMITE DIAMOND DECKS MJF! Cover, Punk wins!!

Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall

FINALLY! MJF is finally shut up, and he finally suffers a pinfall loss in AEW! Punk fought through hell and reminds everyone why he’s the Best in the World! What will be next for the Second City Saint now that he’s free of Maxwell Jacob Friedman?


AEW Women’s World Championship: Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS Thunder Rosa!

It was over a year ago that these two battled in the first ever Unsanctioned Match in the AEW Women’s Division. La Mera Mera won, but it was the Doctor who skyrockted to this title. Britt has held that belt ever since, by hook and by crook. But she’s also never beaten Rosa, so something’s gotta give! Will DMD no longer reign in AEW? Or will she finally win back that Lights Out loss?

The introductions are made, the newly redesigned belt is raised, and finally, this one’s on record!

Rosa and Britt circle and tie up. They go around, fans are dueling and they go to a corner. Rosa powers out to throw Britt but they stay tied up! They get back up, keep going around, gator roll but still stay hooked up! Rosa gets up, wrenches and CLUBS away on the arm! Rosa headlocks, Britt fights up but Rosa hits a takeover. Britt throws hammering fists but Rosa holds tight. Britt headscissors and pushes up to CLUB away on Rosa. Britt underhooks and BUTTEFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, ONE!! Britt is annoyed and she CLUBS ROsa. Britt whips Rosa to a corner then fires a forearm! Britt chokes Rosa, the ref counts and Britt lets off to ROCK Rosa again.

Britt wrenches and WRINGS Rosa, to then hammerlock. Rosa fights, rolls, KICKS Britt then hooks up her arm! Rosa wants the Fujiwara but Britt resists. Britt fights up, but Rosa rams a shoulder. Britt ROCKS Rosa with a forearm, wrenches back and rolls with Rosa, but Rosa slips out to sunset! TWO, Britt sits on the cover, TWO! Rosa facelocks, cranks on the Chancery, but Britt fights up. They end up in ropes, the ref counts and the two throw shots. Britt and Rosa let off slowly, and Britt sucker punches! Rosa forearms back then kicks low. Rosa whips, scoops and BACKBREAKER! Britt gets to a corner, Rosa runs in to ENZIGURI!

Rosa goes corner to corner to DOUBLE KNEE! Rosa fires up and goes corner to corner again, but Britt sends A-List Lariat into ropes! DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Britt fires hands but the ref calls the ropebreak. Britt digs her boots in at the corner but lets off. The ref argues with Britt so Hayter gets her shots in! Britt then drags Rosa up, ROCKS Rosa then reels her in with a cravat. Britt throws cravat knees, then lets Rosa drop. Fans boo even while Hayter and Rebel cheer Britt on. Britt drags Rosa up, ripcords and spins, but Rosa ENZIGURIS back! Rosa runs in at the corner, into a BUCKLE SHOT! Britt stomps a mudhole as fans duel!

The ref counts, Britt lets off at 4, to give one more stomp. Rosa crawls to the apron but Britt brings Rosa into the post! Britt pulls on Rosa’s arm then scrapes her with a boot! Britt soaks up the cheers and jeers as she gets back in the ring. Britt wraps Rosa’s legs around the ropes. Is she copying Paradise? The ref counts, Britt lets off to scrape Rosa’s face! And now Rebel and Hayter both get cheap shots in! Britt drags Rosa up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa up to fire off forearms, but Rosa turns it around to fire back! Fans duel, Rosa arm-drags Britt but Britt counters to get the hammerlock!

Britt dribbles Rosa’s face off the mat! The ref reprimands over pulling hair, but Britt digs Rosa’s face into mat until 4. Britt throws body shots but Rosa throws elbows! Britt spins Rosa but Rosa gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Rosa fires up and Britt ends up in a corner. Rosa runs in and rallies with clotheslines! Britt runs into a drop toehold that puts her on ropes! Rosa runs and dropkicks her in the back! Fans fire up as Rosa goes again, another dropkick against the ropes! Rosa drags Britt up to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Britt survives and fans rally up again. Rosa watches Britt get to a corner, SWINGING KNEES!

Rosa then goes again, but Britt pops her up and Alabama Lifts! AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa back up, but Rosa fights the fisherman to scoop! Britt slips free to ROCK Rosa with a right! Britt CLUBS away on Rosa, but Rosa gets up. Britt catches her for a PENDULUM SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Britt kicks Rosa, Rosa throws body shots! Britt ROCKS Rosa, but Rosa comes back to elbow Britt in the corner! And again! But Britt fires off on Rosa, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX again! Cover, TWO! Rebel prepares the glove and Britt puts it on! Fans fire up and Britt waves, but Rosa SHOTGUNS Britt to the corner!

Rosa uppercuts Britt, puts her up top, then climbs. Rosa drags Britt up, to SUPERPLEX! But she holds on! Fireman’s carry, TKO!! Rosa sits Britt up, runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives and fans are dueling again! Rosa drags Britt up, scoops, but Britt slips out to ripcord, ROLLING ELBOW! Britt reels Rosa in, FISHERMAN SCREW! But she’s not done, TWISTING BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Britt and Rosa start throwing forearms while they’re on the mat! Fans are torn, Rosa SLAPS! Britt blocks the next one to get RINGS OF SATURN! Rosa rolls it to a cover, TWO!! Britt has the ghost pin, TWO!!

Britt gets a CROSSFACE! Rosa rolls that and gets Britt up, FISHERMAN BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Rosa gets herself to a corner and goes up top! Britt hurries and ROCKS Rosa! Britt climbs to join Rosa, Alabama Lifts her up there, SUPER AIR RAID CRASH!! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives and Britt is beside herself! Fans are dueling hard as ever as the two glare each other. They throw forearms as they get to their feet. Britt whips, Rosa goes up and sunset flips! Britt rolls through but Rosa scoops her! But Britt fights free to get Rosa up, only for Rosa to drop and victory roll! TWO!! Rosa hurries to get Britt up and scoop!

Rebel distracts as Rosa hits the TOMBSTONE!! Cover, Rosa would’ve won twice over by now! Britt’s damn little sidekicks save her again! Rosa DECKS Rebel, but Britt rolls Rosa! TWO, Rosa sits on the cover, TWO!! SUPERKICK! Britt stomps Rosa, then she calls to Hayter. Hayter hands Britt the title! CURB STOMP on the title!! Cover, TWO!!! Rosa survives the shiny belt screw job! Britt hammers away on Rosa and puts on RINGS OF SATURN! And then LOCK- NO! Rosa fights and moves around! They kick off the ropes, Rosa STEALS LOCKJAW!! Britt endures so Rosa hammers away on her head!!

Rosa keeps Britt from ropes as she hammers away even more! Britt rolls it, TWO!! Rosa wraps on the PERUVIAN NECKTIE! Rebel distracts again as Britt taps!! Rosa would’ve had another win!! Rosa has had it, and she SPEARS Rebel off the apron!! Rosa dodges Hayter to CLOBBER her, too! Rosa gets back in, but CURB STOMP! Cover, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

Her insurance policies, her minions, her pawns, call them what they really are! Britt still holds onto the gold, but is her luck running out?


Jon Moxley VS Bryan Danielson!

The Maniac and the American Dragon have history that goes back decades. And that history is why Bryan wants Moxley to join him in forging the future of pro-wrestling. But Moxley says he doesn’t fight alongside someone he hasn’t bled with. Will this battle be bloody enough for Moxley? And will they still form an alliance no matter who wins?

The bell rings and Moxley says a quick prayer before he circles with Bryan. They feel things out, fans chant, “WE WANT VIOLENCE!” as the two grapple. They go to ropes, Bryan has the facelock, then the arm. They go around, Moxley powers Bryan to the mat and they end up in ropes. The ref calls the ropebreak, the two get up and reset as fans cheer. Moxley and Bryan go again, Moxley waistlocks but Bryan slips out to drop toehold and he rear mounts to fish hook. The ref reprimands, Bryan chinlocks, but Moxley powers out to a cover, ONE! Bryan facelocks, they tumble out of the ring and to the floor!

Bryan gets up and in quickly while Moxley steadies himself. Moxley gets in, but Bryan uses ropes as a defense. Fans boo but Moxley honors the rules here. Then he SLAPS Bryan! Bryan manages to laugh that off and the two feel out another grapple. They knuckle lock, go forehead to forehead, fight for leverage, but Bryan breaks the grips to SLAP Mox back! And snapmare for a KICK to the back! Moxley just shakes it off and gets up! Bryan does jumping jacks then goes to the apron. Moxley dares Bryan to try that slap again. Moxley puts his hands behind his back, Bryan gets in. Bryan steps up to SLAP, so Moxley CHOPS!

Moxley CHOPS again, snapmares and he KICKS Bryan! Moxley does the jumping jacks to mock Bryan. Bryan shakes the kick off and gets up. Fans are behind Mox but Bryan ROCKS him! Mox ROCKS Bryan, they throw hands back and forth, Bryan EuroUppers but Moxley fires off more forearms! Moxley puts Bryan in a corner to stomp a mudhole! The ref counts, Moxley lets off at 4. Moxley whips, Bryan goes up and over and keeps moving. Bryan ducks but Moxley CLOBBERS him with that elbow! Moxley waits on Bryan to sit up, and he KICKS Bryan in the chest! And again! And again! And again!

Moxley runs, but Bryan blocks to DRAGON SCREW! Moxley sits up and Bryan KICKS him! And KICKS! And KICKS! Bryan powers up, but Moxley blocks the buzzsaw, so Bryan KICKS the ribs! Moxley sputters as he gets to the ropes and the ref checks on him. Bryan does more jumping jacks, then he KNEES Moxley in the ribs! And again! And again! Bryan stands on Moxley’s ribs and soaks up the cheers and jeers. The ref counts, Bryan lets off at 4. Bryan EuroUppers Moxley then fires off more shots! Bryan CHOPS and KICKS and KICKS again! Bryan CHOPS, but Moxley gets pissed! Moxley eggs Bryan on so Bryan CHOPS again!

Moxley powers Bryan to a corner to fire off CHOPS! Bryan turns it around to sobat! Moxley falls over and Bryan digs his knee into his face. Bryan smothers the nose, but the ref counts. Bryan lets off, drags Moxley up, SNAP HALF HATCH! Fans fire up as Bryan goes to the corner and climbs up! DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Moxley moves! Both men are down, the ref starts a standing count, but Moxley is up to throw hands on Bryan again! Moxley whips, Bryan reverses and kitchen sink knees! Bryan runs in at the corner to DROPKICK! Moxley stays up so Bryan KICKS him! Bryan runs again, to DROPKICK!

“How’s that, Mox?” Bryan KICKS Moxley, then goes corner to corner again, but Moxley swings! Bryan ducks, but Moxley switches! SNAP GERMAN! Bryan is back up, but into a SNAP SAIDO! Moxley drags Bryan up and reels him in, but Bryan lands on his feet out of the suplex! ROUNDHOUSE! And then GUILLOTINE! Moxley stays standing but his head’s already red! Moxley powers up and X-PLEXES Bryan down! Fans fire up as both men are down, and a standing count begins. Both men stir, they’re up at 4 of 10. Moxley storms in at the corner to climb up and rain down rights! Moxley gets 9 before Bryan slips out and KICKS!

Bryan KICKS Moxley again but Moxley eggs him on! Bryan KICKS again, Moxley SLAPS Bryan! Moxley fires off shots so Bryan rakes the eyes! Bryan runs, but Moxley dumps him up and out! Moxley then builds speed, but Bryan slides in! Moxley stops from crashing ‘n’ burning, and he catches Bryan’s tope! They start throwing hands at the railing! Moxley throws knees, Bryan gives them back! The ref tries to get them to go into the ring but Moxley is throwing headbutts! Bryan knees low, they both throw forearms! Both men fall and fans fire up! Moxley is busted open and has half a crimson mask already!

Moxley and Bryan get in the ring, Bryan has a tiny bit of blood on his forehead, too. Moxley sits up in a daze, fans rally up as the blood just flows! Moxley and Bryan go after each other, Moxley throws more knees! Bryan throws knees in return! Moxley throws more knees, but Bryan gives them back again! Moxley goes back to headbutts! Then he underhooks, but Bryan fights free to ROLLING ELBOW! Moxley rebounds to KING KONG LARIAT! Fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as both men slowly rise. “This is Wrestling!” as Moxley gets to his feet. Moxley puts Bryan on the top rope, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again!

Moxley climbs, CLAWS Bryan’s back, then goes to underhook the arms! Bryan slips out and shoves Moxley down! Bryan then climbs up behind Moxley, SUPER BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Moxley is still in this, despite all the blood on his face. Bryan sits Moxley up to rain elbows into his shoulder and neck! Again and again and again, Bryan hammers Moxley, then gets the arms, DRAGON SLEEPER! Moxley endures, moves around, and reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Bryan lets off at 4. Bryan stands up to get the arm and KICK the ribs! Wrench and ELBOW BREAKER! Another KICK, another ELBOW BREAKER!

But Moxley makes it a SLEEPER HOLD! Bryan reaches, Moxley jumps on! But Bryan rolls through to DRAGON SLEEPER, only for Moxley to roll through! And now Moxley rains down those elbows! Over and over and over, then back to the SLEEPER! Bryan endures so Moxley gets the ARMBAR! Bryan turns to alleviate pressure, but Moxley rolls him back! Bryan slips out the back, omoplata and LEBELLE LOCK! Moxley endures so Bryan throws crossface forearms! Moxley claws around, ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go at 4 and fans cheer again. Fans duel as Bryan gets back up. Bryan says he’s gonna kick Moxley’s head in!

Bryan gets the arms, but Moxley kicks Bryan down! They’re giving each other DANIELSON STOMPS!! Fans are thunderous as Moxley gets the edge to give Bryan more STOMPS! BULLY CHOKE!!! Bryan endures, but he’s starting to fade! But he gets a second wind as fans rally up! Bryan rolls it to a cover, TWO! Moxley holds on but Bryan fights up SNAP SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX! But Moxley’s right up! Bryan KICKS Moxley in the stomach, then runs to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives but Bryan is feeding off that! Bryan has the arms now, to give DANIELSON STOMPS!

Bryan then drags Moxley into the TRIANGLE HOLD! Bryan flexes on Moxley, then rains down elbows! Moxley is somehow still in this and he grabs Bryan’s beard! The ref reprimands, Bryan elbows and hammers Moxley more, but Moxley is fighting up. Bryan throws haymakers into Moxley’s face! Moxley still fights, to JACKKNIFE! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

And Bryan can’t believe it! He argues with the ref but the ref says it was what it was! Bryan and Moxley just keep fighting! The ref calls in reinforcements as Moxley TACKLES Bryan! Referees and security rush in to pull these two apart but fans want to “Let Them Fight!” Wait, is that WILLIAM REGAL!?!? Regal is in AEW?!?! Regal gets in and he gets these two to stop fighting! Fans are losing their minds as Regal tells each man to cool off. Moxley wants more but Regal keeps him back. And then SLAPS him! Bryan applauds that, but Regal then SLAPS Bryan! Then Regal brings them both in to tell them to shake hands.

Fans are loving this! They chant “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan and Moxley shake hands! Did the alliance form right here and now, thanks to William Regal?!


Schiavone is back on stage.

He reminds us that Dynamite will have the TNT Championship, Guevara VS Scorpio, and then the winner moves on to St. Patrick’s Day Slam against Wardlow! Then in the Women’s Division, Leyla Hirch VS Thunder Rosa will be a #1 contender’s match! Winner faces Britt for St. Patrick’s Day Slam, as well! Will La Mera Mera get a #LEGIT rematch with the underhanded DMD?


Six Man Tornado Tag: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara VS AHFO!

This one has been a long time coming, considering how the Icon, the Relentless One and the Spanish God have all had run-ins with El Idolo. But considering how the TNT Championship Triple Threat went on Rampage, can Darby and Sammy still work as teammates? Or will Andrade, Matt Hardy and Isiah Kassidy take advantage of the rift?

Darby’s got a new video. A funeral of sorts? “Today we are gathered here to pay our respects to Matthew, Isiah and Andrade.” But the moment of silence is interrupted by a CAR flying in and crushing an RV! Darby gets out and then COFFIN DROPS the mourners. Sting tells them all to run, before he uses a flamethrower to burn the memorial! “It’s showtime.” Darby gets in to CLOBBER Andrade! The bell rings, Sammy brawls with Kassidy and Sting is after Hardy! Darby tackles Andrade into railing while Sting whips Hardy into some. Darby puts Andrade on the apron and clubs away, but Andrade gets up and knocks Darby down.

Jose the assistant helps out but Sting throws him into railing! Darby and Andrade hit timekeeper’s table, Sting smacks Jose off it. Sammy TOSSES Kassidy over railing, Jose is whipped hard into the steel steps! Darby brings out a trash can! And a chair! Darby sets up the chair and Sting makes Jose take a seat. Darby puts the can around Jose and gets in the ring. Darby builds speed to DIVE into the trash can and Jose! But Andrade CLOBBERS Darby with a chair! Andrade gets the can off Jose to SMACK Sting with it! Hardy SMACKS Sting, too, then puts Sting in the ring. Sammy dives but Andrade catches him! GOURD BUSTER to the railing!

Andrade drags Sammy up for another suplex while Kassidy and Hardy mug Sting! Darby helps Sammy fight Andrade off, and they double suplex him to the floor! Kassidy and Hardy give Sting a LEG DROP SPLASH COMBO! “Did you see what we did to the Icon?!” But Sting’s right up! He CLOBBERS Hardy, CLOBBERS Kassidy, and Darby tosses him the can! SMACK for Hardy! SMACK for Kassidy! Darby COFFINS SPLASHES back and forth, again and again! Sting SMACKS Hardy, Sammy springboard CUTTERS Kassidy! Kassidy flops out of the ring, Andrade throws Sammy out. Andrade aims at Sting, and he dropkicks the can into him!

Darby runs in at Andrade, but Andrade rolls him up! BRILLANTE BUCKLE BOMB! Andrade gets Darby up, hoists him up top and CHOPS him on the back! Then he puts Darby in a Tree of Woe. But Sammy springs right up! Andrade shoves Sammy away, WOE STOMPS Darby, then BOOTS Sammy! Hardy adds the TWIST OF FATE! Cover on Sammy, Sting breaks it! Hardy criticizes Andrade for that but he dumps Sting out. Hardy ROCKS Sting with forearms and then bumps him off apron. Andrade throws Darby out while Sting fights back! Sting DECKS Hardy! Andrade springboards, but Darby swats him down!

Sting stalks Hardy, Lambert looks disappointed. Sammy puts Kassidy in the ring, Sting whips Hardy into railing! MARQ QUEN appears and he THROWS a chair into Sammy’s face! Sting SNAKE EYES Hardy off railing while Quen drags Sammy around. Quen sits Sammy on steep steps as Kassidy climbs. But Sammy throws Quen over railing! Kassidy hurries but Sammy throws him over! SILLY STRING DDT to the floor!! Sting and Hardy brawl in the crowd, Sting SMACKS Hardy with a chair! And again! Private Party keeps on Sammy as Sting SMACKS Hardy more! Darby and Andrade are in this area as Hardy smacks Sting off trash cans.

Andrade brings Darby around, Hardy ROCKS Sting. Darby shoves Andrade away, Sting whips Hardy into the retaining wall! Fans fire up but here come Butcher & Blade! This really is the entire AHFO now! Butcher SWINGS Darby into the wall over and over! Meanwhile, on the stage, Sammy is set up on tables while Kassidy stands on top of the tunnel! Kassidy flexes, but Sammy kicks Quen away! Then SUPERKICKS him! Kassidy sees he’s stuck and Sammy goes up after him! Kassidy and Sammy brawl up there, fireman’s carry but Kassidy fights free! Sammy hits back, brings Kassidy in, SUPER SPANISH FLY through the tables!!!!

Fans lose their minds as these two almost missed the landing zone! But meanwhile, Butcher & Blade have set up multiple tables in a stack! Sting gets up while Hardy rains down on Darby. Sting fights back and fans fire up! Sting throws hands on Butcher & Blade, but Andrade SMACKS Sting with the trash can lid! Matt Hardy LOW BLOWS Sting! Hardy drags Sting up the stands! They brawl in the upper area, through the sea of humanity! Hardy goes to the area above the table stack! Darby and Andrade fight jus below! Andrade scoops, Darby slips out and they continue to brawl! Sting fights Hardy off, Andrade rests on tables.

Sting sees Andrade is there, SUPER SPLASH through all the tables!! As if this wasn’t insane already!! Darby clears wreckage as fans chant, “You Still Got It!” for Sting! Darby tries to figure out where Hardy went. But then he sees Hardy at ringside and goes right after him! Hardy hits low and then whips Darby over railing! Darby gets up but Hardy puts him in the ring. Hardy brings a chair in, and he SMACKS Darby on the back! Hardy sits the chair up, puts Darby’s head through the gap, but no Twist! Darby JAMS Hardy with the chair legs! SCORPION DEATH DROP onto the chair! Darby goes up, COFFIN DROP! Cover, Darby and team win!!

Winners: Sting, Darby Allin & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall

It didn’t matter that they fought each other on Rampage, Darby and Sammy fought together and put it all on the line to win! But now, Scorpio Sky has a tenderized Sammy Guevara. Will the Spanish God lose his title while Scorpio keeps his win streak going?


AEW World Championship: Hangman Page VS Adam Cole!

From ROH to NJPW to now in AEW, Adam Page and Adam Cole have been connected in pro-wrestling. They’ve fought alongside each other as well as against each other, and it was always the Panama City Playboy that came out on top. But things have changed in Cole’s time away, and most of all, Hangman has changed. Will Hangman finally show Cole who the better Adam is? Or will Cole simply burn another bridge and add another title to the list?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Cowboy Sh*t, BAYBAY!

Fans chant, “Let’s Go, Adam!” since they’re not wrong either way. Hangman and Cole circle, tie up, and go around. Hangman puts Cole on ropes, the ref counts and Hangman gives hard pats on the shoulder. Cole lets that slide and they go again. Cole waistlocks, Hangman sits and slips out to wrench, but Cole rolls. Cole rolls and wrenches, but Hangman rolls and slips through to wring Cole out. Hangman has the hammerlock but Cole fights up. Cole gets up, switches the hammerlock onto Hangman, then puts him in the corner. The ref counts, Cole lets off but sucker punches Hangman hard!

Cole fires off more, “What you got?” Hangman DECKS Cole! “F him up, Adam, F him up!” Hangman CHOPS Cole, follows him around and CHOPS him again! Cole kicks low, but Hangman CHOPS again! Hangman whips Cole corner to corner, then runs in to clothesline! And then short arm LARIAT! Cole flounders, Hangman stands him up to CHOP! Hangman whips, Cole holds ropes and bails out. “We Want Adam!” and Hangman WRECKS Cole with a dropkick! Hangman whips Cole hard into railing, then gets him up to whip him into more railing! Fans fire up, Hangman drags Cole up and puts him on the apron.

Hangman CLUBS Cole, fires up and fans rally. Hangman runs and BOOTS Cole down! Cole flounders but Hangman stalks him around the way. Hangman kicks Cole, refreshes the ring count, then has the timekeeper move. Cole resists the bomb, slips under and dodges, Hangman lariats POST! Cole BOOTS Hangman down, then drags him up. Cole hammerlocks the arm and RAMS it into steel steps! The ring count is climbing again but Cole refreshes it. Cole drags Hangman up, RAMS him back into steel steps, then brings Hangman up and into the ring. Cole stomps Hangman in the corner, digs his boots in, but lets off at 4.

Fans chant for “A~DAM!” Hangman gets up to CHOP and CHOP and run, into USHIGOROSHI! Cover, ONE!! Cole can’t believe that but Hangman’s proven his toughness. Cole drags Hangman up and turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Cole drives elbows into Hangman’s shoulder, then drags him back up. Cole ROCKS Hangman, fires more forearms, then wraps the arm around ropes. Cole pulls on the arm, the ref counts and Cole lets off at 4. The ref tells Cole to break when he starts counting, but Cole tells the ref to shut up. But then Hangman CHOPS Cole! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Hangman runs in but misses in the corner! Cole torture racks and spins, TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Cole grows frustrated but he sits Hangman up for a top wristlock. Fans rally as Hangman endures. Hangman fights up, throws body shots, and then forearms. Cole knees low, runs, but Hangman BOOTS! Hangman runs but he catches Cole in a fireman’s carry! Only for Cole to pop out and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Cole says, “When are you gonna learn, Hangman?” Cole says the title belongs to him. Hangman will never be Cole. Hangman SLAPS and ROCKS Cole! But Cole uses 52 Fake Out!

Cole goes to the corner, goes up, but leaps into a BOOT! Fans fire up as both Adams are down! The standing count begins, Cole and Hangman go to opposite ends. Hangman DECKS Cole, and DECKS him again! Hangman whips but Cole ducks only to jump into Hangman’s FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up while Cole goes to the apron. Fans fire up, Hangman TRIANGLE JUMP LARIATS! Then PLANCHA, but he has to land on his feet! Cole runs in, POP-UP APRON BOMB! Hangman is up top fast, for an ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Fans chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” as Hangman puts Cole in the ring.

Hangman aims from the apron, but Cole bails out before the slingshot. Hangman hurries to grab at Cole, but Cole PELES him down! Cole hurries in and reels Hangman into another BACKSTABBER! Cole runs, but Hangman hits a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Cole gets to a corner. Hangman storms over and CHOPS Cole again! Hangman then hoists Cole up top, CHOPS him again, then climbs up to join him. Cole resists and throws body shots, then he CLUBS Hangman. Cole gets up to SUNSET FLIP, but Hangman fights the bomb! Hangman mule kicks then ARIHARA into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!!

Cole is about to lose his cool but the fans are thunderous! Cole hurries back to a corner and he tunes up the band. Fans boo, he’s an Adam, not a Shawn! But Cole doesn’t care, he runs in and misses! Alabama Lift, DEADEYE!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives but Hangman keeps his cool. “This is Awesome!” and Hangman goes to Cole. Cole throws a forearm, “This is Adam!” as Hangman throws it back. The forearms keep going, Cole stands to rain down shots! But Hangman keeps him from bringing the kneepad down! Hangman fires off palm strikes, but runs into a BOOT! Cole runs and SUPERKICKS!

Cole runs again, into a ROLLING ELBOW! Hangman throws off the elbow pad but Cole turns lariat into CROSSFACE!  Hangman crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! Cole reluctantly lets go at 4 and he goes to the apron to join Hangman. “ADAM SH*T!” as Hangman throws forearms! Cole WRINGS the arm into the apron! Cole gets Hangman up, fireman’s carry, USHI- NO! Hangman lands out, scoops, and with one good arm, TOMBSTONE! Cover, TWO!! Both Adams are down again and fans rally up. Cole and Hangman sit up, they throw more forearms, and fans do their best to come up with more Adam chants.

The hands fly fast and furious and fans are loving it! Hangman HEADBUTTS Cole! Cole BOOTS Hangman! ROLLING ELBOW from Hangman, ENZIGURI from Cole! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX from Hangman, and he gets Cole up, but Cole hits GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Cole is growing frustrated but fans chant, “FIGHT FOR ADAM!” Cole goes up the corner again and takes aim. Hangman stands, and he ROCKS Cole first! Hangman then goes up, but Cole throws body shots. Cole smacks Hangman off buckles, wants to try again, but Hangman fights with body shots again! And another HEADBUTT!

Hangman stands Cole up for a SUPER FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO!!! Cole survives and no one can believe it! Hangman drags himself to the apron but here comes reDRagon! Kyle & Fish distract, Cole BLINDSIDE SUPERKICKS Hangman down! The ref tells reDRagon to stay back and Cole sets up on the apron! PANAMA SUNRSISE to the floor!! Maybe even the ramp! Cole drags Hangman up and into the ring, fans chant, “HOLY ADAM!” Cover, TWO!?! Now even reDRagon is frustrated with this! Cole hurries to get up the corner again, tries again, PANAMA- NO! But no Deadeye either!

ELBOW and ROLLING ELBOW, but reDRagon distracts the ref! Cole doesn’t just 52 Fake Out, he LOW BLOWS! Then he resets on the corner, PANAMA SUNRISE again!! And THE BOOM!! Cover, TWO!??!?! HOW?!?!? Is Hangman a cowboy or a superhuman? Fans chant and duel for real now, “Let’s Go, Hangman!” “ADAM COLE!” Cole SUPERKICKS Hangman back down! And another SUPERKICK! Then he brings the kneepad down! Cole runs, but Hangman LARIATS!! Hangman hurries to the apron, fans are thunderous, BUCK- SUPERKICK!!! Cole runs, dodges the lariat to SUPERKICK! BLINDSIDE SUPERKICK!

All about the- NO! Hangman falls over and denies the Boom! Fans are loving “A E DUB!” but Cole tells reDRagon to get the table! They take the timekeeper’s table and put it ringside! Hangman is on the apron, and Cole brings him around! Cole says it’s over, but Hangman hits DEADEYE through the table!!!! Fans lose their minds again and here comes the Dark Order! Hangman’s friends are here to check on him, but then a brawl breaks out with the Dark Order and reDRagon! Talk about being outnumbered! Kyle & Fish run away and now we’re back to just the Adams! Hangman drags Cole from the wreckage and into the ring!

Hangman gets on the apron as fans fire back up! BUCKSHOT!!!! But the bad arm holds Hangman back from the cover! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! LITERAL FINGERTIPS! Hangman is in disbelief, even though he sees it with his own eyes! Hangman takes off his belt and ties Cole’s hand up to the ropes! Payback for Dynamite! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK!!! Hangman runs, but Cole SUPERKICKS back! Cole works to get his hand free, and he rushes over, into a SUPERKICK! Hangman brings his kneepad down now! Hangman makes Cole sit up, runs and STEALS THE BOOM!! But he’s not done here!! BUCKSHOT!!! Cover, Hangman wins!!!

Winner: Hangman Adam Page, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

The better Adam did win, because that is Hangman Adam Page!! The Cowboy holds up the title, having proven himself once again! And he even shakes Cole’s hand to show his respect. Who will be next for Hangman to go to the limit with?

My Thoughts:

This was the biggest AEW PPV, it was the bloodiest AEW PPV, and I dare say it was the BEST AEW PPV ever! Once again, AEW even makes their preshow awesome with three great matches that could’ve easily been on a Dynamite or Rampage. A great Heel win for Leyla, despite the promos in the build sounding like Kris was the Heel. A great win for Hook on the biggest night in his career. And a great Six Man Tag for House of Black VS Death Triangle & Erick, but clearly this isn’t done until Fenix can be part of the feud again. And then I noticed throughout the night, there were a lot of Tombstone piledrivers. Perhaps AEW is shouting out Undertaker since he’s going into WWE’s Hall of Fame?

Jericho VS Kingston was a great choice for opener, and it was booked in a great way given Jericho’s disrespect towards Kingston. Kingston winning was the right move, and in a way, so was Jericho not shaking his hand. They could leave it at that, they could escalate for the Spring going towards Double or Nothing, either path would work great for Kingston. The Triple Threat Tag was amazing stuff, and the finish wasn’t at all what I expected. Jurassic Express cleaned up and got a legit win, that is big for Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus. I’m thinking a team like Santana & Ortiz will step up next for a great 2v2 feud.

The Face of the Revolution Ladder Match was also awesome, and for just a few seconds, I thought Cassidy was going to win because, for one, just how hilarious it’d be to see him with the “brass ring” inner tube. But in the end, Wardlow won as I expected. I just wish Starks didn’t have to take that ladder bomb. He has neck issues, AEW, why would you make him take such a move? We all knew Jade was going to stay undefeated, but she basically had win entrance to make it clear to those not paying attention. Tay put up a good fight, but Jade continues on, maybe she’ll take on Anna Jay next.

Holy crap that Dog Collar Match. “Bloody” barely covers it, that went above anything I could’ve expected. Masterful storytelling from the moment Punk made his entrance bringing back his ROH theme and ring gear. Wardlow played his part perfectly, too, that was even better than my idea of him clobbering MJF with the TNT title. Punk wins, MJF will have beef with Wardlow, maybe we get MJF VS Wardlow at Double Or Nothing. And there’s a good chance the TNT title will be part of it so MJF can literally take that title off Wardlow. The AEW Women’s World title match was very good but had the misfortune of following Punk VS MJF.

I will say, Britt’s getting good Heel Heat even from me over using her helpers yet again. But also getting the news that we’ll have Hirsch VS Rosa, winner goes to St. Patrick’s Day Slam, did they really rob Rosa a PPV win to give her a title win on Dynamite? Seems a bit lame to me, but I suppose Rosa getting the title is the main thing AEW wants us to focus on. Moxley VS Bryan was another bloody fight, and in a very subtle Taker reference, that triangle hold jackknife was how Taker once got beat by Kurt Angle. But anyway, them brawling and WILLIAM REGAL showing up to sort them out was amazing. I hope Regal is the manager in the faction that these guys are creating.

That Tornado Trios match was wild in a very good way, but I really feared for those guys during those table spots. At least Sammy kinda learned his lesson from his Last Man Standing with Matt Hardy a couple years ago, in how to line up tables properly for spots like that. The Faces winning here really surprised me given a Face won the title on Rampage. But I suppose this is more for the AHFO story of Hardy leaving and Andrade assuming full control. And then in the main event, Adam Page VS Adam Cole was everything we knew it’d be and more, and I loved how the fans had all those Adam chants. When a crowd is good, it really adds to things.

Hangman retains, as I figured, and given how Callis was talking crap on Cole while hyping Omega’s return, we are just one moment away from The Elite OG VS The Undisputed Era while Hangman defends against any number of guys on the roster.

My Score: 9.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (5/22/24)

Roll the dice!



It’s a risky gamble before Double or Nothing!

Double or Nothing is on Sunday, so Dynamite sets the table! Will AEW World Champion Swerve Strickland use Nick Wayne to send a message to Christian Cage?


  • Will Ospreay & Orange Cassidy VS Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; Trent & Roddy win.
  • FTW Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Hook VS Katsuyori Shibata VS Bryan Keith; Hook AND Shibata win and will both challenge Chris Jericho for the title at Double or Nothing.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Matt Sydal; Takeshita wins.
  • Swerve Strickland VS Nick Wayne; Swerve wins.
  • Malakai Black VS Kyle O’Reilly; Malakai wins.
  • Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS The Outcasts w/ Zak Knight; Storm & Mariah win.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Satnam Singh w/ Team Triple J; Bryan wins, by disqualification.


Will Ospreay & Orange Cassidy VS Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom!

Don Callis is on commentary as “both his guys” are teaming up as an unlikely duo against another unlikely duo! Will the Aerial Assassin get help from the former International Champion in gaining momentum for his match with the current International Champion? Or will it be #JustTrent and the Savior of the Backbreaker standing tall tonight?

The teams sort out and Ospreay starts against Roddy, but then Cassidy and Trent rush each other on the outside! Ospreay sees that and is distracted, so Roddy CLUBS Ospreay! The fans fire up as there is brawling in and out of the ring! Roddy ROCKS Ospreay, CLUBS him, then whips. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then Ospreay PLANCHAS Trent! Cassidy goes up to CROSSBODY Roddy! Cassidy then DIVES onto Trent and they hit the desk! PIP PIP CHEERIO for Roddy! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps on Roddy but Roddy fights the underhooks! Bennett gets on the apron, Taven throws in a belt, but Ospreay kicks that belt back out.

The ref reprimands The Kingdom but Roddy clinches to an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Roddy tags in Trent and Trent storms up on Ospreay. Trent drags Ospreay up, CHOPS him, then stalks him to a corner. Trent stomps Ospreay, brings him up to ROCK him, but Ospreay ROCKS Trent back! Ospreay fires more forearms, then runs, but Trent CLOBBERS him! Trent tags Roddy, Roddy pushes Ospreay down and rains down fists! Roddy stomps Ospreay, drags him up, but the fans rally up. Roddy stomps Ospreay, fires body shots and a CHOP, then keeps on him with a clinch, Ospreay ROCKS Roddy in return!

Ospreay fires more shots but Roddy DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE!! Roddy clamps onto Ospreay with a chinlock and he grinds Ospreay down. Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay fights up. Ospreay throws body shots then ROCKS Roddy! Roddy knees low, fireman’s carries, but Ospreay slips free to shove and back drop! The fans fire up while Roddy flounders around! Both men crawl, hot tag to Cassidy! Cassidy goes up, Roddy gets under the jump, but Cassidy just BLASTS Trent! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl, but Roddy stops the DD! Roddy sends Cassidy to the corner, but Cassidy goes up and out!

Roddy runs in but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Then he goes side to side to bump Roddy off more buckles! And then back the other way! The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs, but Trent YANKS Cassidy down! Cassidy is stuck up top, Roddy goes up after him! GUTBUSTER on the top buckle! Then Trent drags Cassidy from the corner! The fans boo as Trent hauls Cassidy up, but Ospreay makes the save! Ospreay sends Trent into barriers! Roddy WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick! Then he gives Cassidy an APRON BACK SUPLEX, and Trent SPEARS Cassidy down! The fans boo as Trent & Roddy stand tall, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Trent flexes, Roddy drags Cassidy up, and Roddy ROCKS Cassidy. Roddy puts Cassidy in, stomps up and stomps on him in a corner, then brings him over to bump off buckles. Tag to Trent, but Cassidy fires off forearms! Trent knees low, Cassidy sits down, and Trent stomps him at the ropes. The ref counts, Trent lets off at 4, and The Kingdom taunts Cassidy. Trent gets Cassidy’s legs to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Cassidy sputters and falls out of the ring, The Kingdom taunting him. Trent distracts the ref and The Kingdom stomps away on Cassidy! Roddy then drags Cassidy up to put him in the ring. Trent covers, TWO!

Trent is annoyed but he drags Cassidy up to tag in Roddy. They mug Cassidy, Roddy CHOPS Cassidy, then Roddy clamps on with a chinlock. Cassidy fights up but Roddy CHOPS him again! Cassidy grits his teeth, stands up, but Roddy CHOPS him down! Roddy soaks up the heat, then drags Cassidy up to pull on his arms. Cassidy endures the motorcycle stretch, fights up, and he works to put his hands in pockets! Roddy turns him around to CHOP! Dynamite returns to single picture, Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in his pockets! Roddy swings, misses, but he reels Cassidy in. Cassidy rebounds to SHOTGUN!

Cassidy works his way over, kips up, and hot tags to Trent and Ospreay! Ospreay rallies on Trent with haymakers! Ospreay whips, Trent reveres but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING FOREARM! Roddy runs back in to knee low! Roddy & Trent double whip, but Ospreay handsprings to DOUBLE PELE! The fans fire up, Ospreay covers Trent, TWO! The fans fire up and Ospreay has Trent in a corner. Ospreay runs in but Trent dodges! TORNADO- NO, Ospreay stops the DDT to suplex. Trent slips free, to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Trent tags Roddy, Roddy runs in to KNEE Ospreay! Then back suplex, but Ospreay sunset flips it! TWO!!

Roddy runs up but into a CHOP! Ospreay runs, into a kitchen sink knee! Roddy goes side to side to forearm again and again and again! Then the atomic SLAM! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is still in this and Roddy is frustrated. The fans rally, Roddy drags Ospreay up, and Roddy reels Ospreay in to suplex. Ospreay slips free, ducks Roddy’s knee, and tucks him in! CHEEKY NANDOS! Tag to Cassidy, and Ospreay Electric Chairs Roddy for the POWERBOMB! Then Ospreay goes up, gives Cassidy a thumbs up, and then hits the LEAP OF FAITH! Cassidy’s turn, he LAZY ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Roddy is still in this but Cassidy throws off his elbow pad!

Cassidy aims in a corner, but Trent grabs his foot! Cassidy kicks Trent away, Roddy runs up, but Cassidy BOOTS him! Cassidy goes up, but Roddy GAMANGIRIS! Roddy then goes up after Cassidy, but Cassidy fights the suplex! The fans rally, Ospreay joins in and he knocks Roddy down! Trent gets up to get Ospreay, SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ospreay lands on his feet! The fans are thunderous, and Ospreay BOOTS Trent into the DEEP IMPACT! Roddy CHOPS Ospreay, ROCKS Cassidy, then KNEES Ospreay. Roddy runs, into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Tilt-o-whirl DDT from Cassidy!

Cassidy covers, and Ospreay keeps Trent back, but Trent powers through to break it up! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! Trent rises first, “This is Awesome!” as he rips at a buckle pad. The ref says stop it, and then Cassidy mule kicks Trent! SICK KICK from Roddy! The Kingdom distracts the ref, Callis hops off commentary to anchor Cassidy! Roddy can’t suplex him like that! Roddy gets mad at Callis, Callis hurries away, END OF- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! OSCUTTER!! But as the ref checks Roddy, The Kingdom run in! Ospreay dumps them both out! And then builds speed to FLY! Down go Taven & Bennett!

The fans are thunderous but WARDLOW CLOBBERS OSPREAY! The fans boo as the War Machine comes outta nowhere! ORANGE P- NO, Roddy ducks and Trent’s BUSAIKU KNEE hits! END OF HEARTACHE!! Cover, Roddy & Trent win!

Winners: Trent Beretta & Roderick Strong, by pinfall

The Kingdom’s numbers are just too much, and now they’re beating down Cassidy & Ospreay! Callis is furious, but then where’s his family!? Trent DECKS Cassidy, Roddy grabs the International title belt! BELT SHOT to Ospreay! Trent won’t let Callis get close, either! SNAKE BITE on Cassidy! Ospreay is busted open! Roddy tells Ospreay he will never have this title! Then Roddy drags Ospreay up, reels him in, and hits END OF HEARTACHE!! Ospreay flounders and writhes, and Roddy paints himself with Ospreay’s blood. Is nothing going to stop The Undisputed Kingdom from conquering AEW?


The Young Bucks speak.

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson want their own Elite security to get a good look at who they’re looking for. Nick then says, “Hey, Darby Allin, ya p*ick! You attacked The Elite unprovoked last week, so guess what? You’re barred this week.” Matt adds that in the interest of having the safest locker room in the business, sorry, no Darby allowed tonight. Matt tells the security to be very careful, Darby is resilient. He broke his foot, practically got Final Destination’d by a bus, and he’s still standing, and out for blood! Do NOT let this man in the building! What’re they doing still standing here? Get to your positions! And tuck your shirts in!

In walks Sonjay Dutt and he wants to commend these two for the great job they’ve been doing, and for knowing how to take care of problems. Darby won’t be an issue tonight. Last Saturday, they took care of two more problems in FTR thanks to The Righteous & Lance Archer. And tonight, it all comes to a head. Sonjay’s Indian Giant destroys the American Dragon. Matt says if Satnam beats Bryan, cool. But if he hurts Bryan, great. Alright, so long as the money’s in the envelope with a few rupees, because tonight, Satnam breaks Bryan like a pencil! HAHAHAHAHA! Sonjay heads out, Matt tells everyone to keep the energy up, next segment! Can he get some water? Thanks.


Bullet Club Gold is here!

Bakersfield, California fires up as The Bang Bang Gang brings their gold to the ring in a little black wagon. Granted, they don’t need all nine belts, just the one set that represents the Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships. Though, they do like to mix and match as they hold one each. Jay White gets the mic and hushes the crowd before saying, “Well, well, well, look at you! The greatest three man team in the game is here!” Fully Cocked Colten Gunn! Switchblade Jay White! And… Austin! THE Unified Trios Champions, the Bang Bang Gang! And White knows what they want. Guns up for the Bakersfield Gold Members~!

But y’know, on that note, White thinks there might be one very special little gold member out there walking around feeling confused, asking himself how he ended up in the situation he’s in. How he ended up burning int he spotlight at the feet of the Bang Bang Gang! That one little gold member is… Pac? Puck? Pock? Pack, but without K. Oh. Okay, okay, Pack. Let White tell him how you ended up here! You made three big mistakes! One: when the Bang Bang Gang is walking down the halls, you run, scatter, turn the other way. What’d Pac do? Looked at them with… that face.

Mistake two: When Bang Bang Gang handled Bang Bang Gang business in this ring with “Azucar” Rocky Romero, one little Bastard decided to stick his ugly bastard nose where it doesn’t belong. Mistake three and biggest of all, Pack, is questioning them. He asked, begged, pleaded for them to make him care, so they gave him what he asked for. But see as the- WAIT! Pac is on the tron! And he tells the Bang Bang Toy Guns that this is what he’s talking about! They warmed him up a bit. And he can’t even be made at them. Like they said, he provoked them first. But gentlemen, three on one? That’s not exactly fair now, is it?

So allow Pac to introduce them to his amigos. His hermanos! His LUCHA BROTHERS! The fans fire up as Penta El Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix y The Bastard, Pac, all stand as one! Death Triangle is reunited! White & The Gunns get ready, but Pac TACKLES White while the Lucha Bros DOUBLE SUPERKICK the Ass Boys! Pac throws adown fists, the others brawl, and the fans fire up! Pac ROCKS Colten, ROCKS Austin, but White knees low! White puts Pac in a corner but Pac dodges to stomp away! Death Triangle stomps away on the whole Bang Bang Gang! They then SUPERKICK everyone out! The fans are fired up but the Bang Bang Gang is in retreat!

Pac gets a mic to tell the boys, “You think you’re hard? Well this Sunday, Double or Nothing, AEW Unified Trios Championships! You think you’re hard? I guess we’ll find out.” Death Triangle wants gold again, will they take it from the Switchblade and his boys?


Chris Jericho is here!

The Learning Tree makes his way out, “Big Bill” Morrissey right behind him, because Jericho is joining commentary for what’s up next.

FTW Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Hook VS Katsuyori Shibata VS Bryan Keith!

While the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil wants payback on The Learning Tree, so does The Wrestler! They and The Bounty Hunter fought and won last Saturday on Collision, and now they all fight for a chance to go Double or Nothing with Jericho! Will wins big to then go after Jericho “For The World?”

The bell rings and Keith BOOTS Hook right down! Keith runs up on Shibata, Shibata dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP int he corner! Hook storms up to fire hands on Keith! Shibata pushes Hook aside to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Hook pushes Shibata, the rivals stare down, but Keith RAMS Hook into Shibata! Keith then fires forearms on Hook. Keith runs, but into a SAYANAGI! Hook shoots around, REDRUM, but Shibata gets Hook in a SLEEPER! Keith DOUBLE JAWBREAKERS free! All three men stagger to their feet, and Hook clinches Shibata for an EXPLODER! Shibata comes back to BELLY2BELLY Hook!

Keith gives Shibata an EXPLODER! Hook gives Keith an EXPLODER! Shibata hits an STO on Hook! All three men are down again and the fans fire up! Keith, Hook and Shibata slowly sit up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shibata runs up on Keith, throws him down, and has a HEEL HOOK! Shibata endures, crawls back, and has the ROPEBREAK! Shibata doesn’t have to but he does let off given the hold won’t count for anything now. Shibata drags Keith back, steps through, and FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCKS! Keith fights it, but Shibata clamps it on tight! But then Hook throws down forearms on Shibata! Shibata lets Keith go, crawls to a corner, and Hook drags Shibata up. Hook throws knees into Shibata, then brings him out of the corner to TOSS him out of the ring! Hook then goes for Keith, but Keith wrenches to a HOOK KICK!

Hook falls, Keith goes to a corner, and Keith huffs and puffs. Keith drops a knee on Hook’s head, covers, TWO! Keith huffs ‘n’ puffs more, and he CLUBS Hook to ropes. Keith CHOPS, then follows Hook around the way. Keith CHOPS again, then clinches, but Hook fights the exploder! Hook slips around but now Keith fights the exploder! Keith fires down elbows, but Hook still lifts! Keith fires down more elbows, but Hook tries again! EXPLODER! Both men are down, the fans fire up, and Hook rises. Hook stalks Keith, but Keith avoids the crossface forearms! Hook turns around, Keith KNEES him down!

Keith drags Hook up, underhooks, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Keith hits the TIGER DRIVER! Cover, Shibata breaks it! The fans rally, Shibata kicks and bumps Keith off buckles. Shibata BOOTS Hook in a corner, then runs to BOOT Keith! Shibata rains down forearms on Keith, then runs to BOOT Hook! Shibata HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS Keith! Shibata drags Keith up for a HALF HATCH! Cover, Hook breaks it! Hook knees low, clinches, T BONE SUPLEX! Shibata goes to a corner, Hook grabs Keith. Hook clamps on the REDRUM! But Keith RAMS Hook into a corner! Hook goes up and he goes for a HANGING REDRUM!

Keith RIDING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he goes up, reels Hook in, DIAMOND DUST! PENALTY KICK from Shibata! Shibata gets Keith up, fireman’s carries, and USHIGOROSHI! Shibata stares Jericho down before putting on the FIGURE FOUR, with HEEL HOOK!! Keith endures, Hook gets in! REDRUM on Keith!!! Keith endures double submissions, he TAPS!! Then who wins?!? The ref has the two men let off of Keith, and declares they BOTH win?!

Winners: Hook & Katsuyori Shibata, by submission (both challenge Chris Jericho for the title)

The fans don’t want a draw, they want Hook and Shibata to fight it out! But Jericho gets on the mic and says yeah, he agrees! Hi, Bakersfield! He just wants to get camera time, right? But Rick Knox, what an interesting call. Two winners, two contenders, makes his job a little harder at Double or Nothing. But such is life, huh? Just gotta say, Hook and Shibata, he’s proud of you both for everything they’ve picked up from The Learning Tree and the Jericho Vortex. But he’s gotta warn you, as the longest reigning For The World Champion in history at over 33 days, he’s just getting started.

So even though it’ll be the first-ever Triple Threat “For The World” Rules match, he’ll walk out of Vegas the winner. Thanks, everybody! But he’s not losing to anyone ever, okay? Thanks, guys! Tony Khan texts Tony Schiavone, and it is official! The first ever FTW Triple Threat, will going Double or Nothing only guarantee Jericho loses?


Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Matt Sydal!

The Alpha wants to be IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, but he’s only getting a Title Eliminator match at Double or Nothing. Will the Zen Assassin simply be used as a warm-up and a warning for Jon Moxley?

The bell rings, Takeshita knees Sydal low then CLUBS him down! Takeshita brings Sydal up to CLAW Sydal’s face, then lets off as the ref reprimands. Takeshita drags Sydal up, and throat chops him! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Takeshita deadlift suplexes Sydal for a BRAINBUSTER! Takeshita stands up, snarls, and he  stomps Sydal around. Takeshita gives taunting kicks as Sydal sits up, and then Takeshita stands him up. BLUE- RANA! Sydal dropkicks the legs out, then BASEMENT DDTS! Sydal hurries to the apron, then the corner! Sydal goes up, leaps over Takeshita, then keeps going, but into the BLUE THUNDER BOMB!

Takeshita and Callis agree, time to break Sydal! Takeshita stands Sydal up, winds up, ALPHA FOREARM! Cover, Takeshita wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Takeshita made quick work out of Matt Sydal, but then offers a handshake, The Code of Honor if you will. Sydal accepts it, but then Takeshita ripcord deadlifts Sydal into a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN!! No honor, no respect, and the fans boo! But Callis loves it! Takeshita stomps away on Sydal, but then here comes Moxley! The Maniac was gonna be here either way, and Takeshita wants to know where he’s coming from! Moxley slips in from the crowd, has a mic, and he steps up to Takeshita. Then he DECKS Takeshita with the mic! The fans cheer Moxley on as he paces around. Moxley kneels and tells Takeshita he’ll see him at Double or Nothing.

Takeshita sent a message with his win over Sydal, Moxley just sent his response! Will this Title Eliminator turn into a slobberknocker?


The Young Bucks speak, again.

Nick tells Darby Allin, “you stupid idiot,” that they know he’s watching from somewhere in Bakersfield. They saw him on the travel list, but again, he is banned from the arena! The tech staff is given wanted posters of Darby just so they know, and Matt says it’s time to actually run this show. But sitting at gorilla, right in their spot, is Swerve Strickland! The Realest asks, “What up, turds?” Oh, sorry, is this one of their seats? Matt says it’s fine, he’s the champ, he can make himself at home. Good to see him, by the way. Also, has he seen Darby? He’s banned from the building. Swerve takes a copy of the poster, crumples it up, throws it away, and says no, he has not.

Anyway, hit his music, his match is up next. Matt says yes, of course. Someone do it! Is it this idiot’s job over here? Press the buttons! The music gets going, and Bakersfield is now “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But will Nick Wayne simply be Christian Cage’s sacrificial pawn in this game he’s playing?

Swerve Strickland VS Nick Wayne!

The bell rings and Nick throws his shirt at Swerve. Swerve takes that shirt, rubs his junk on it, then throws it back. The two step up, the fans rally for Swerve, and then Nick bails out. Swerve is annoyed, storms out after Nick, but Nick slides back in. Swerve sighs, slides back in, but Nick slides back out. Nick plays cat ‘n’ mouse with Swerve as he again slides in just as Swerve slides out. Swerve feints the slide, and now he has Nick! The fans fire up as Swerve fires off body shots! Swerve whips Nick right into barriers! Nick sputters, Swerve says if Nick wants a father, Swerve will be that father. Swerve takes off his regular belt to SPANK Nick with it!

Swerve gives Nick a good lashing, Nick hobbles away, and the ref reprimands. But the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” So Swerve winds up and LASHES Nick’s butt! Nick falls over, Swerve puts his belt back on, and the fans chant, “Thank You, Swerve!” Swerve leaves Nick behind to uncover a crossbar! Swerve brings Nick over but Nick fights back! Nick body shots, but then Swerve back drops Nick into the ring! Swerve then steps in to dropkick Nick down! The fans cheer and Swerve pushes Nick around. Nick goes to a corner, Swerve runs up but Nick puts Swerve on the apron! Nick blocks a shot, and bumps Swerve off the exposed crossbar!

Swerve staggers, Nick triangle jump DROPKICKS him down! Swerve staggers away again, and Nick goes to the apron. PENALTY KICK! Then ASAI MOONSAULT, but Swerve catches Nick! But Nick swings to DDT Swerve on the floor! Both men writhe, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Nick drags Swerve up and RAMS him into barriers! Swerve falls in a heap, Nick soaks up the heat, and then Nick stalks Swerve into the ring. Nick clamps onto Swerve, then KNEES him in the back! Swerve staggers up, Nick kick shim down! Nick puts Swerve on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4 and soaks up more heat. Nick then stalks Swerve, snapmares him, and scrapes his soles off Swerve’s face! Nick swaggers as he soaks up heat, but Swerve gets up to fireman’s carry! Nick flails to get free, and he CLAWS Swerve’s face! Swerve goes to a corner, Nick is on him with a snapmare and KICK!

Swerve grits his teeth, Nick eggs him on, and Swerve stands. Swerve snapmares and KICKS Nick! Swerve frowns as Nick stands back up, and the two get forehead to forehead. Nick CLAWS Swerve’s face again! The ref reprimands, Nick lets off, and he kicks Swerve. Swerve hits back, but Nick mule kicks! Swerve goes to a corner, Nick CLAWS at his face again! The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4, and Nick soaks up more heat. Nick taunts Swerve, avoids the kick, then taunts Swerve more. Swerve swings blind as Nick taunts him, JABS him, and repeat. Swerve runs up, misses again and Nick JABS! Nick still taunts Swerve, but Swerve ROCKS him!

Dynamite returns to single picture as Swerve CHOPS Nick, then UPPERCUTS in the corner! Swerve snapmare, gator rolls, and deadlift suplexes, but Nick knees free! Nick then TOSSES Swerve out, goes up and out to the apron, then ASAI- NO, Swerve anchors him on the corner! APRON BACK SUPLEX! Nick falls to the floor and the fans fire up! The ring count starts, Swerve slides in at 4 of 10, and then goes back out to the apron. Swerve aims as Nick sits up, and the fans fire up for the KILL STOMPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve drags Nick up and puts him in the ring. Swerve says this is what Nick wanted!

Swerve goes up the corner, Nick eggs Swerve on! KILL- BOOTS from below! Nick somersault clutches, TWO! Swerve gets out, runs in, but into buckles! Roll up, feet on ropes! TWO!! Nick SUPERKICKS! Then somersault and CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Nick is beside himself and Swerve scowls as he sits up. The fans fire up for Swerve but Nick says he’s gonna take Swerve’s House! HOUSE- NO, Swerve blocks the call! Swerve slips around to get a BACKBREAKER, then a power lift into a POWERSLAM! The fans are thunderous again and Swerve drags Nick up. Swerve says, “I am sorry.” But then HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The Realest apologized for his past with Nick Wayne, but that didn’t mean he was gonna show mercy. But then LUCHASAURUS ATTACKS! The monster now called Killswitch takes Swerve out and of course The Patriarch & Mother Shayna are here. Luchasaurus CHOKES Swerve while Christian checks on his favorite son. But Swerve LOW BLOWS the dinosaur and DUMPS him out! Christian doesn’t know until he turns around! Christian wants Swerve to hold on, but then he runs away! Swerve pursues, HOUSE CALL drive-by for Luchasaurus! Swerve chase Christian right up the ramp and backstage!

Cameras follow as we go through gorilla, then to the hallways! Christian tries to block the path as he hurries for the parking lot! Christian finds the rental, throws the valet out, and then drives off, leaving his “family” behind! But then someone pulls up in front of him! It’s PRINCE NANA! Nana was waiting in the parking lot for this! Swerve grabs at Christian, they brawl through the car window, and Swerve drags Christian out! Then he throws Christian into the production truck trailer! And then back into the rental! Swerve beats down on Christian but Christian gets loose. Christian is going up the rental? Swerve pursues, Christian kicks at him!

Both men get on the roof of the car and the brawl continues! Swerve kicks low, DDT onto the roof! Christian sputters, flounders to the hood, and Nana has a chair! Nana hands it to Swerve and Swerve takes aim! But Christian moves before the Car-Chair-To! Christian runs away, but he better be heading to Las Vegas. Will Double or Nothing be the end of The Patriarchy?



This Friday before Double or Nothing, Rampage will be at a special start time of 6:30 PM Eastern! Make sure your DVR is ready for this special edition!


Malakai Black VS Kyle O’Reilly!

Speaking of Double or Nothing, before the Dark Father brings out the darkness inside Adam “Edge” Copeland, he must settle things with #CombatKyle. Will Malakai simply use Kyle to sharpen his edge before he becomes the Face of TNT? Or will this not be The End of Kyle O’Reilly?

The bell rings and the two stare down. The fans rally up, the two slowly approach, then feel things out. They test the waters with kicks and jabs. They go around, Kyle keeps looking for an opening but Malakai clinches him. They go to ropes, Malakai turns things around on Kyle, but he lets off cleanly. The fans cheer, the two reset, and they feel things out again. Each man still tests the waters, and Kyle shoots in for a leg. Malakai fights it, Kyle goes for an arm but Malakai arm-drags free. They start throwing kicks but also guarding! Kyle BOOTS, Malakai BOOTS, and both men ELBOW JAB! Both men KNEE low! Both men back down and the fans fire up!

Malakai snarls, he headlocks Kyle, but Kyle powers out. Malakai runs him over, covers, ONE! Kyle goes for legs, Malakai blocks and throws more knees. Malakai shoves Kyle then sweeps the legs. Malakai runs and springboards, but Kyle kicks Malakai’s legs out! The fans fire up as Kyle storms up on Malakai. Kyle KICKS, SLAPS, and KNEES, but Malakai sweeps the legs again! The fans fire up, Malakai drags Kyle up, and KICKS him now! Kyle hobbles, goes to kick but Malakai blocks and KICKS back! Kyle fires a forearm, Malakai grabs the leg to then JUMP KNEE! Kyle tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Malakai paces while Kyle is dazed, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Kyle sits up, shakes out the stars, but Malakai goes out to KICK! Kyle staggers away, Malakai KICKS him against barriers. Kyle KICKS back, KICKS again, but Malakai puts the leg on barriers! Malakai KICKS the leg and Kyle falls back! Malakai drags Kyle up, KICKS him against the apron, then KICKS him again. Malakai puts Kyle against barriers and KICKS! Kyle slumps down and Malakai paces. Malakai drags Kyle up but Kyle fires forearms and KICKS in return! Malakai BOOTS Kyle away! Kyle checks his chin, Malakai puts him in the ring. Malakai storms up but Kyle KICKS! Malakai KNEES low! Then Malakai grabs a leg to DRAGON SCREW! Cover, TWO!

Kyle grits his teeth as he toughs it out, but Malakai stomps him down. Malakai looms over Kyle, Kyle kicks at him from below. Malakai grabs the leg, and has a KNEE LOCK! Kyle endures as Malakai pulls on the leg! Kyle reaches out, fights with his free leg, and Malakai lets go. Kyle stands, hobbles, but Malakai blocks his kick! DRAGON- NO, Kyle sits down on the leg whip to have an ARMBAR! Malakai clasps hands, fights around, but Kyle pulls on the grip! Dynamite returns to single picture, Malakai hooks Kyle for a waistlock, but Kyle fights up. Kyle pries at the hold, wrenches out with a double wristlock, but Malakai KICKS the bad leg!

Kyle staggers back, yoyos int he ropes, but Malakai blocks the lariat and ELBOWS Kyle! Malakai reels Kyle in to suplex, Kyle knees free then fires more knees! Kyle fires off a strike fest, then WRINGS Malakai’s arm out! Malakai staggers away but the fans fire up! Kyle runs in to FOREARM SMASH! Kyle wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER! But Malakai ROCKS Kyle! Kyle blocks a kick to KNEE and SNAP GERMAN! AX and SMASH! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up while Kyle grits his teeth in frustration. “This is Awesome!” as Kyle rises up. Kyle storms over to Malakai to KICK the bad arm! And KICK! And KICK! And KICK!

Kyle snarls as Malakai stands, so the KICKS keep coming! Malakai ROCKS Kyle, Kyle ROCKS Malakai! The forearms go back and forth, then Kyle KNEES low! Malakai fires a body shot, Kyle fires a one-two! Malakai gives that one-two back, so Kyle kick-kicks! Malakai fires off a flurry of his own, but Kyle fires forearms !Malakai blocks a kick, Kyle slips free, double leg takedown! GROUND ‘N’ POUND, then ARMBAR! Malakai fights it with a strong S grip, but Kyle gets the leg! ANKLE LOCK! Malakai endures and scrambles around while the fans fire up! Malakai reaches out, fights up, and Kyle shifts his grip.

Malakai ELBOWS Kyle, KNEES him, then suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and Malakai is beside himself! Malakai storms over to Kyle, gets a leg, but Kyle steps over to KNEE! AX and- ELBOW from Malakai! Kyle stays up, DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES hit! Both men wobble, Kyle ROLLING ELBOWS! Malakai feints then THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

Kyle got caught by that change in flow, and he just faded to Black! But wait! The lights all turn red! Malakai looks around in confusion, but this can only mean one thing. BLOOD FROM ABOVE?! It’s like something outta Carrie! Malakai is not just drenched, he’s fumbling around from how slick the canvas is! And then, on the tron, walking down the steps… is EDGE! “Malakai. Malakai~! Up here. Be careful what you wish for.” Edge grins and he has fangs! “See you soon.” Is Malakai going to regret bringing out that side of The Rated R Superstar?


Toni Storm & Mariah May w/ Luther VS The Outcasts w/ Zak Knight!

The Leading Lady and her understudy have had just about enough of Saraya & Harley trying to troll there way to the spotlight, and now look to finally end this farce! But given she’s still parading around in Serena Deeb’s banner, will the AEW Women’s World Champion be ready for The Professor’s test this Sunday? Or will the madness truly go off the rails this close to Double or Nothing?

The teams sort out and Harley starts against Mariah, a partial rematch from last Saturday. The irony that Mariah’s Toni cosplay is also a Harley Quinn cosplay but Harley Cameron is in all black. The two tie up, Mariah waistlocks, but Harley reaches back, headlocks, and grinds. Mariah powers up and out, drops down, Harley rolls and kicks low! Harley clinches but Mariah ROCKS her! Mariah whips, Harley goes up and out, then ducks Mariah to RAM into her! Harley ROUNDHOUSES Mariah away, goes up and in, then talks trash on Storm. Harley runs but Mariah follows, trips Harley, then keeps moving to SHOTGUN!

Mariah smiles and the fans fire up as she paces around. Mariah gets Harley up, scoops, and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Then Mariah fireman’s carries, but Harley slips free to tag Saraya. Mariah waits on Saraya and the two circle. But then Saraya backs away to ropes for defense, she wants the REAL Toni Storm! The fans fire up, and Mariah tags Toni! The two former friends circle now, and Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm ROCKS Saraya, repeat! The fans fire up as they go back and forth, and are definitely on Storm’s side. Saraya kicks low, whips, but Storm reverses and hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fists, then tags Mariah.

Storm scoop SLAMS Saraya, then Mariah offers herself up. Storm scoops Mariah to SLAM her onto Saraya! Cover, ONE! Saraya is tougher than that, but Mariah tags Storm back in. Mariah now scoops, but Storm is a bit sturdier. So Storm scoops Mariah to SLAM her on Saraya again! ELBOW DROP, cover, TWO! Tag back to Mariah, she brings Saraya up and fires forearms. Mariah snapmares Saraya, runs and KNEES Saraya down! Saraya flounders, has the ref check her, and Harley runs in to CLOBBER Mariah! Toni storms in but the ref stops her, completely missing the crazy one going after Mariah! Saraya has Harley slip away and she stomps Mariah now.

Saraya does jumping jacks to show off her cardio, and then she HEADBUTTS Mariah as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Saraya stalks Mariah to ropes, puts her through them, and then steps onto the apron to fire off knee after knee! The ref reprimands and counts, Saraya lets off, and then she steps back inside. Harley storms right up to AX KICK Mariah down! The ref reprimands and Saraya just shrugs. Saraya drags Mariah around, whips her to the corner, then tags in Harley. They mug Mariah, Harley stomps away, then stands her up. Harley digs her boot in, lets off at 4, and then Saraya CHOKES Mariah while Harley argues with the ref! Luther protests, Storm is furious, but the Outcasts get away with that. Harley covers, TWO!

Harley stays between Mariah and Storm and drags her up. Harley bumps Mariah off buckles, tags Saraya, and they mug Mariah some more. Saraya TOSSES Mariah out, storms out after her, then drags Mariah up to RAMS her into barriers! Saraya taunts the fans, soaks up the heat, and blows a mocking kiss to Storm. Saraya digs her boots into Mariah, the ref reprimands, but Saraya drags Mariah up and into the ring. Saraya keeps Mariah from Storm, tags in Harley, and Harley RAMS Mariah into the corner! Harley then brings Mariah around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Harley argues the count as Dynamite returns to single picture,

The fans rally, Harley drags Mariah up, but Mariah ROCKS Harley! And ROCKS her again! And again, and again and again! The fans fire up as Mariah just hammers away! Harley shoves Mariah away, brings her around, then JAWBREAKER! Harley runs up, Mariah dodges, and DOUBLE FACEBUSTERS collide! Mariah crawls hot tag to Storm! Storm CLOBBERS Harley, BLASTS Saraya, then goes up and over Harley! Storm runs back at the corner, blocks Harley’s boots, and puts her in ropes for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Saraya returns but into JAB after JAB! Saraya falls, Harley returns, but Storm HEADBUTTS!

The fans fire up as Storm poses! Storm then runs to SPLASH Harley in a corner! Harley sits down, Saraya runs in, but Storm drop toeholds Saraya into Harley’s hips! Storm laughs at them, then she drags Harley up for a SKY HIGH! Cover, but Saraya BOOTS it apart! Mariah returns, dodges the haymaker to HEADBUTT a la Storm! Mentor and protege help each other up, pose for a close up, then they each get an Outcast. “This is Awesome!” as they put Harley & Saraya up top! They each climb up, CLUB away, then coordinate. But Harley & Saraya each SMACK Storm & Mariah off buckles! STEREO SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS!! The Outcasts double cover, TWO!!!

Saraya & Harley coordinate now, they get Storm & Mariah in corners to stomp mudholes in! The ref counts, Saraya & Harley let off to coordinate again. They both storm back up for more, but Storm & Harley put a stop to that! They set those boots down, to plant some wet ones on their enemies! Consider their fates sealed with a kiss, because now we get STORM ZERO and MAYDAY!! Harley is then fed to a STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm & Mariah win!

Winners: Toni Storm & Mariah May, by pinfall

This dynamic duo dominates, and now they again adorn Storm with Deeb’s banner. But wait, Serena Deeb is here! She SMACKS Luther down with a chair!! Then she JAMS Mariah, and HEADBUTTS Storm! The fans are torn as Deeb grins. Deeb brings out a SHOE! HIGH HEEL TO THE FACE!! Deeb grins as she watches Storm crawl, then she picks the chair back up. Deeb uses the chair to take a seat on Storm’s back, and then pulls on a leg! FULL METAL HALF CRAB! Storm taps out, not that this is a legitimate hold in any way! The ref reprimands, other refs rush out to tell Deeb to stop, but Deeb only lets go when she says!

Deeb has just made Storm suffer, and she takes her banner back. Will she also take that AEW Women’s World Championship when she and Storm go Double or Nothing?


BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

No matter what happens at Double or Nothing, there will be an AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet match! The winner will receive their shot at the title at Forbidden Door in New York!


The Bang Bang Gang regroups backstage.

They have their wagon of gold and are laughing off that surprise from earlier. Jay White’s pretty sure he knows what Death Triangle wants! They want Bang Bang Gang’s loot! They want Bang Bang Gang’s gold~! You want the gold? This is who you bring? The Lucha Bros? When White already has THE GREATEST brother tag team behind him? Colten says it’s just as White says, The Gunns ARE the best brother tag team in the world. And if you wanna shot at the titles, you gotta earn it! So how about a Gunn fight in the Collision Corral. Penta & Fenix are brothers, but so are The Gunns! Penta & Fenix are former AEW World Tag Team Champions, but so are The Gunns!

And Austin says don’t worry, they won’t be hard to find. Just walk into town, look above the saloon doors, and you won’t see “Cero Miedo,” it’ll say GUNNS UP! The Bang Bang Gang is locked and loaded, will Death Triangle win the right to fight for the gold?


Bryan Danielson VS Satnam Singh w/ Sonjay Dutt!

The American Dragon always fights against corporate corruption, that’s why he’s standing up against The Elite alongside Team AEW this Sunday! But The EVPs have been doing everything they can to make Anarchy in the Arena a foregone conclusion. Will the One in a Billion be just the thing to ruin Double or Nothing? Or will Bryan prove everyone’s the same size when down on the ground?

As the two get in the ring, Satnam gets right in Bryan’s face. Well, Satnam’s chest does, as he’s quite literally head and shoulders above Bryan. Satnam goes to pie face Bryan but Bryan pushes that big hand away. The bell rings, the fans fire up with “YES! YES! YES!” and the two circle. Satnam puts Bryan in a corner, but Bryan dodges the chop to KCIK, KICK and KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan climbs up to fire hands but Satnam shoves him away! Satnam BOOTS Bryan down and the fans boo. Satnam stands Bryan up to bump off buckles, then stalks him to another corner. Satnam winds up to CHOP!

Bryan sputters and falls over, and Satnam soaks up the heat. Satnam drags Bryan up, suplexes, and holds Bryan up! Then the SLAM! The fans boo more while Bryan flops out of the ring. Satnam goes out after him, then RAMS him into steel steps! Sonjay clears the desk of the drinks, the action figures, the hood, everything, but then the whole thing falls apart! Satnam kicks the steel steps aside, drags Bryan over. The fans tell Sonjay how he messed that one up, but Satnam still lifts Bryan. Bryan goes to the apron! Bryan KICKS Satnam, and KICKS and KICKS! Bryan gets space, runs up, and FLYING KNEES!

Satnam staggers but stays up, so Bryan resets! FLYING KNEE again! Satnam staggers and takes a seat in the corner of the barriers! Bryan runs in to DROPKICK Satnam down! The fans fire up and Bryan rises. The fans want that again, so Bryan runs back in, only for Satnam to get up and catch him! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Bryan writhes, Sonjay is all fired up, but the fans boo. Satnam shoves Bryan into the ring, Sonjay and the rest of Team Triple J applaud, then mockingly say “YES! YES! YES!” Satnam steps in for a cocky cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this, but Sonjay pulls at a buckle pad. Satnam YANKS it right off!

Satnam storms up on Bryan, drags him up but the ref won’t let him use the bare buckle! Sonjay argues with the ref, so Bryan LOW BLOWS Satnam! Now that Satnam’s cut down to size, Bryan runs and BUSAIKU KNEES!! Satnam even hits the bare buckle! Bryan keeps moving, but Satnam still grabs him! So Bryan KICKS at the legs! And CLAWS at the eyes! And KICKS at the chest! “YES! YES! YES!” Then BUZZSAW! Satnam stays up!? This is a sturdy tree! He CHOPS Bryan, and then he looms over Bryan. Satnam hauls Bryan up, suplexes, but Bryan slips free! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Satnam drops to his knees as Bryan keeps going!

Bryan then shifts to the omoplata, and puts on the biggest LEBELL LOCK ever!!! Satnam endures, TRIPLE J ATTACKS!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by disqualification

The fans boo but The Bucks said themselves that this wasn’t about getting the win but about inflicting damage! Jeff Jarrett runs the ref off while Lehtal drags Bryan up. Jarrett gets his guitar, but Bryan slips free! Jarrett avoids hitting Lethal, but then Bryan dodge shim again! BUSAIKU KNEE for Lethal! BUSAIKU KNEE for Jarrett! Sonjay tries to sneak in, but Bryan has the guitar! Sonjay clubs Bryan, but it was weak! Bryan swings, Sonjay dodges, and Satnam PUNCHES through the guitar!! The mugging continues, then Satnam hits a SPLASH in the corner! The fans boo, but now The Bucks make their way out here!

Matthew & Nicholas step out of the Codyvator and they have that envelope! That’s the payment for this hit job on Bryan! Jarrett CHOKES Bryan, then rains down fists! Sonjay receives the payment, and it looks good to him. The Bucks have Jarrett stand down, he did great. They shake hands, then The Bucks get to stomp Bryan! The fans boo as the EVPs drag Bryan to center, sit him up, and give him an E V P- NO! Bryan avoids the knees and they hit each other! Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan fires hands on Matt, “YES! YES! YES!” But here comes The Rainmaker! Bryan is ready for Okada, but then JACK PERRY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND!

The fans boo as Scapegoat takes down Bryan, and now The Elite all mug him! Ripcord, RAINMAKER LARIAT!! This isn’t over, either, as they drag Bryan out of the ring and up the ramp! And surprise! There’s a table waiting! But wait, who is this pulling up to the arena? It’s DRABY ALLIN! He fist bumps Tony Khan, who drove him here!! TK can travel now!? Darby storms into the ring, armed with some kind of airsoft gun! The Elite is freaking out, but here he comes! That’s not an airsoft gun, that’s a FLAMETHROWER!! The Elite freaks out even more, and then Bryan finally gets to fight back! He fires off KICKS on Nick, then TOSSES Nick down through the table!!

The fans are going nuts, and Anarchy in the Arena is only going to be crazier! Will nothing stop the revolution against The Elite’s “revolution?”

My Thoughts:

An awesome episode of Dynamite as the go-home to Double or Nothing. For one, that was a wild way to end the show. I should’ve figured Bryan would win against Satnam, and making it by disqualification technically protects Satnam’s first singles loss. Satnam did have a great showing otherwise. The Bucks had good promos with how they banned Darby from the arena all night, which naturally meant he was showing up at the end there. Great surprise that it was Tony Khan who got him there, and then that flamethrower gun was a wild move, too. Nick ended up with serious road rash from that table crash but I would think he’s okay. But unless The Elite turns things around on Saturday, the go-home math says The Elite wins Anarchy in the Arena.

Great opening tag match from Ospreay & Cassidy VS Trent & Roddy, and I like the subtle details of Callis wanting to help Cassidy more than Ospreay. Trent & Roddy win here because there’s a very good chance Ospreay takes the title and Cassidy gets revenge on Trent. Takeshita squashing Sydal so hard was a little surprising, but Moxley getting the better of Takeshita was not. As I’ve said on the other articles, Takeshita is surely getting a win off Moxley since it’s just a Title Eliminator, and there’s a very good chance we get Moxley VS Takeshita at Forbidden Door. As such, Moxley should definitely beat Evil at NJPW Dominion in early June.

Very good tag match from Storm & Mariah VS Saraya & Harley, with a great win for Storm & Mariah but then great ambush by Deeb. Deeb stands tall, so it feels like Storm wins at Double or Nothing, maybe with help from Mariah and Mina Shirakawa to get us towards mentor VS mentor for the heart and mind of Mariah. Really good stuff out of Bang Bang Gang and Death Triangle, but Bang Bang Gang needing a backstage promo to establish they aren’t just giving up a title match was redundant. Have them say all that from the stage so that it saves time. But given that we’re getting Penta & Fenix VS Gunns, I would think Death Triangle is earning that match. Who knows how the title match goes, but it seems like a shame if Pac loses another PPV title match.

Great match from Malakai VS Kyle, a lot more than I was expecting to get as the go-home. And then what a wild mind game move from Edge, that “blood” hit so fast and hard! Brood Edge is making his AEW debut, but I can’t be sure on the math. Malakai won a match but Edge basically stood tall with that blood prank. Great Triple Threat from Hook, Shibata & Keith, but I’m rather surprised by how they did the finish. Could just be coincidental, but it was a little too much like what we saw last night on NXT with a double pin finish to make a title match into another Triple Threat. Pretty sure Hook and Shibata are now going to cancel out and Jericho retains.

Great match from Swerve VS Nick Wayne, great win for Swerve, and great segue right into that attack and chase scene. Great return for Nana there, but Christian running away muddies the math. I don’t think Swerve is losing, so something must happen on Collision to turn things around in Christian’s favor.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (5/18/24)

Deonna Purrazzo’s on a Rampage!



The Virtuosa is sharpening her edge!

Deonna Purrazzo wants to tear into Thunder Rosa, but she’ll have to settle for Robyn Renegade first! Will The Virtuosa fine tune her style for La Mera Mera?


  • Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Anthony Ogogo; Kyle wins.
  • Rush VS Cody Chhun; Rush wins.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Robyn Renegade; Deonna wins.
  • Brian Cage VS Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn; Cage wins.


Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Anthony Ogogo!

#CombatKyle may have lost out on the TNT Championship, but he isn’t going to stop the comeback over it. Will he build back up towards another title opportunity? Or will #TAIGASTYLE prove he’s the one deserving of those chances?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Kyle and Lee tie up, Kyle waistlocks, but Lee wrenches out. Kyle wrenches to waistlock, but Lee sits to switch. Kyle switches, facelocks, wrenches, but Lee rolls and rolls until he rolls free. The fans rally as the two circle again. They knuckle lock, go shoulder to shoulder, but Kyle gets under. Kyle lifts but Lee fights that. Lee lifts but Kyle fights that. Kyle tries again, but Lee trips him! Kyle uses his leg guard, trips Lee, knuckle lock cover! ONE as Lee gets an arm up! Kyle pushes it down, ONE as Lee gets the other arm up. Kyle puts that arm down, TWO as Lee bridges!

The fans cheer this technical exchange, Kyle jumps but Lee catches him! DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Kyle scrambles around, slips free, ARMBAR! Lee clasps hands, stacks Kyle, TWO! Lee rolls Kyle to get the SLEEPER! Lee also has body scissors! But Kyle pulls on Lee’s leg, and that makes Lee let go of the sleeper! Kyle gets the leg, twists for a toehold, but Lee rolls over. Lee reels Kyle in, headlocks, then cravats. The fans rally, Kyle wrenches free to cravat back. Lee ELBOWS Kyle in the chin! Lee BODY SHOTS, then BODY SHOTS again! Lee runs but Kyle KNEES Lee low! Kyle snapmares, runs, then SLAPS Lee!

The fans fire up but Lee gets up. They get face to face, then go forearm to forearm! Kyle fires off fast strikes and he KICKS the legs out! Kyle wrenches to YANK the arm, then CLUBS it! Kyle wrenches, YANKS the arm again, then wrenches to an ELBOW- NO, Lee shoves Kyle away! Kyle runs up but Lee BUCKLE SHOTS him! Kyle staggers away, the fans are torn, and Lee runs up to KICK the bad leg! Ogogo applauds, Lee fires himself up, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Lee stomps Kyle down, drags him back up, and top wristlocks. Lee isolates that arm, flexes, and STOMPS the arm! Lee paces around, drags Kyle up, and SNAP HALF HATCHES! Cover, TWO! But Lee still has the arm and he hammerlocks it, to then SNAP LOCK it! Kyle endures, grabs at Lee, but Lee bridges and moves around. Lee traps the one arm, pulls on the other, and then makes it a RECLINER! Kyle endures as Lee leans back! Lee lets off as he loses the hold, but then he stomps the bad arm! Lee soaks up the heat as Rampage returns to single picture. Lee grinds Kyle’s bad arm, but Kyle fights up to throw body shots.

Kyle wrenches, ELBOW- NO, Lee has a SLEEPER now! Kyle rolls but Lee holds on tight! Kyle fights up to back suplex! Lee lands out, but Kyle KICKS! SLAPS! KNEES! KICKS! LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up and Kyle snarls as Lee goes to a corner. Kyle runs up to forearm smash! Kyle wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and hits a BIG back suplex! HEEL HOOK! Lee endures and fights towards ropes! ROPEBREAK! Kyle lets go, Lee stands, and Kyle KICKS the leg out! Kyle runs up but Lee dodges the kick to SOBAT! Kyle goes to a corner, Lee runs in, but Kyle blocks the boot! Kyle shoves Lee down, KNEES him, then reels Lee in.

Lee wrenches out of the suplex, to SNAP the fingers! Lee runs up to BOOT Kyle in the corner! Kyle falls, Lee covers, TWO! Kyle survives but Lee reels him in, BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Kyle endures, powers through to clasp hands, and he deadlifts Lee into a CAPTURE SUPLEX! Lee is dazed and Kyle slowly rises. The fans fire up, Kyle storms up, and KICKS Lee’s arm! Lee KICKS Kyle’s arm in return! Kyle KICKS again, but Lee KICKS again! They KICK and KICK and KICK! The fans are behind Kyle, both men block kicks, so they start throwing palm strikes! The fans are thunderous! Both men let the other go, but then they DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE!

The fans are thunderous as Kyle and Lee are both down! A standing count starts, both men slowly rise, and they stagger into each other. Lee gets Kyle first, suplex and- NO, Kyle knees free! GUILLOTINE! Lee wrenches free to RAM shoulders! Lee wrenches, to ELBOW- NO, Kyle wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER! Hammerlock, GUILLOTINE HOVERBOARD COMBO!!! Lee endures, and he uses his free arm to pry free! For HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! Kyle drops into a TRIANGLE HOLD!! Lee is fading fast, but he deadlifts Kyle with the one arm! Only to go out! Kyle is free to PENALTY KICK!! Kyle gets Lee up, to ORANGE CRUSH into the ARMBAR! Lee taps, Kyle wins!!

Winner: Kyle O’Reilly, by submission

Shane Taylor Promotion takes another loss on the night, but it was a hell of a fight against Kyle O’Reilly! But Kyle is going to face Malakai Black this Wednesday, will Dynamite be The End of Kyle’s comeback?


Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.

Lexy Nair is with Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn. First off, congrats on the recent success of the newest video. Thank you, Lexy. And Bowens is facing Brian Cage in tonight’s main event, how- Daddy Ass has us stop there. Let’s talk about everyone going crazy, running wild. The Embassy turning on Swerve, The Elite abusing their authority. Billy isn’t sure if Lexy has watched older wrestling, but Billy has a thing about authority. So if they wanna get wild, if they wanna go nuts, that is right up their aisle!

Caster says that’s right! He also thanks Lexi for saying those nice things about his song. But that song was about him and Bowens going back to the Tag Division. If you read the lyrics, which are great lyrics, but none of those team decided to wrestle The Acclaimed. Perhaps they’re a little too afraid to wrestle the best team alive. So they took the first match they could find, and that turned out to be Bowens VS Brian Cage 1v1. Sure, Brian is The Machine, but there are a lot of machines that are now antiquated, and we know Brian doesn’t have AI in his brain. In fact, he can’t update his software! It’s about time Bowens takes Brian to the junkyard!

Bowens says that’s right! Platinum Max & Daddy Ass said it themselves, there is a lot of chaos and madness going on in AEW! Bowens tells Brian and his cronies that they decided to side with The Elite, well you’re looking at the foundation of AEW! The best tag team alive, the best homegrown stars, The Acclaimed! That train is gonna roll right through Brian tonight, courtesy of the Scissor King! Because EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed! Say it again, EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed!! The Five Tool Player is fired up, but will he need all those tools to dismantle The Machine?


Rush VS Cody Chhun!

El Toro Blanco is back again, and this time he is looking to reach the top of AEW. Will he stampede through everyone put in his path until he is adored with AEW gold?

The bell rings, the fans rally up with “FOUR C! FOUR C!” Chhun runs up but Rush dodges! Chhun hits buckles, then Rush CLOBBERS him! Chhun sits in the corner checking his jaw, but Rush goes to the far side. “If you mess with the bull…” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Rush drags Chhun to a cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

Rush stands tall, but he doesn’t even care to celebrate, because this was more an inevitability than a victory to him. But then he sees Chhun stirring, and Rush drags him out of the ring! Rush CHOPS Chhun right down! Then he whips Chhun hard into barriers! The ref reprimands but Rush THROWS Chhun around again! Rush fires down fists, the fans boo as Rush DECKS Chhun! Rush won’t stop, he finds his favorite bright green cord! Rush LASHES Chhun, even as more refs rush out here! Rush CHOKES Chhun with the cord!! The refs all shout for him to stop, and Rush does. But he wants everyone to remember: Nothing happens unless HE says so!!

Rush storms off, spits on Chhun, and then grabs a chair! The refs warn him, so Rush simply stands on the chair to soak up the heat. Will nothing and no one stop Rush from rampaging his way to the top?


Lexy Nair is outside the trainer’s room.

She notes that to close Collision, Lance Archer & The Righteous viciously attacked FTR after the match. Bryan Danielson walks out, Lexy asks for a medical update. Well, The Elite put a bounty on Team AEW’s heads, and it seems to have worked. FTR won’t make it to Dynamite next Wednesday. But the Elite also failed, because here’s the thing. The Elite wants to change the world? They don’t even show up on Saturdays! And the failure is that Bryan is still here! So this Wednesday, Bryan will be on Dynamite. The Elite can take whatever shot they want, but they better get it done the first time. Otherwise, they won’t like the consequences.

Bryan heads out, but are The EVPs going to make sure no one makes it to Double or Nothing to oppose them?


Deonna Purrazzo VS Robyn Renegade!

The Virtuosa is still seething over her many run-ins with Thunder Rosa, but it seems their rematch isn’t destined to happen just yet. Will Deonna one-up La Mera Mera by beating Robyn worse than Rosa did?

The bell rings, the two circle, and they knuckle lock. Deonna spins to wrangle Robyn, but Robyn rolls back. Robyn wrenches, wristlocks, but Deonna rolls, rolls and gets free. The fans cheer, Deonna smirks, but Robyn runs up. Robyn waistlocks, Deonna switches, but Robyn switches back. Deonna pries free to switch again, then she trips Robyn up. Deonna runs, Robyn stays low, then Robyn hits a rolling fireman’s carry takeover! Robyn runs up but Deonna ducks the kick to roll her up! TWO, and Robyn staggers up into an arm-drag! Deonna has the armlock, the fans cheer, but Robyn endures.

Robyn fights up, Deonna hits another takeover, and she traps the arm. Deonna makes it a cover, ONE as Robyn gets the shoulder up. Deonna knuckle locks, wrenches, then clamps onto the arm. Robyn fights up to whip free, then runs to sunset flip! Deonna stays up, then slaps the arms away to clamp on an ARMBAR! Robyn fights around, flails, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna stalks Robyn, brings her around and whips, but Robyn holds ropes. Deonna ROCKS Robyn, Robyn still holds ropes! Deonna ROCKS Robyn again, whips, but Robyn reverses. Robyn ducks the forearm, and the backhand, then clinches for a HALF NELNSON FACEBUSTER! Robyn fires up, she sits Deonna up, and runs to SHOTGUN her down! Cover, TWO! Robyn is frustrated, but she drags Deonna back up and bumps her off buckles. Robyn CHOPS Deonna, smirks, and winds up to CHOP again! Robyn says one more time, then puts some stank on it. But Deonna dodges to CHOP back! Deonna whips corner to corner, but Robyn reverses.

Robyn runs in, but Deonna puts her on the apron! Robyn ROCKS Deonna first, steps in, but Deonna ARM CODE BREAKERS! Robyn writhes, Deonna storms over, and Deonna drags Robyn up. Deonna knuckle locks, wrenches, then top wristlocks to wrangle Robyn. Deonna traps the arm for a SNAP LOCK! Cover, TWO! Robyn clutches the arm but Deonna is on her again. Deonna pulls on the bad arm, then top wristlocks. Robyn endures as Deonna thrashes the arm, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna wrenches Robyn’s arm. Robyn ROCKS Deonna, but Deonna wrenches again. Robyn fires off a flurry of forearms and the fans fire up! Deonna shoves Robyn but Robyn LARIATS on return! The fans fire up with Robyn, then she wrenches Deonna to reel her in, put her in ropes, and KNEE her! Robyn runs to then STOMP Deonna down! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and Robyn is frustrated. The fans rally, Robyn drags Deonna up, then fireman’s carries. Deonna slips free, shoves, and BOOTS Robyn down! Deonna slashes her throat and vows to end this! The fans fire up as Deonna drags Robyn up.

Deonna Gotch hooks, but Robyn slips free! Robyn pump handles, but Deonna arm-drags free! Deonna BOOTS the lariat, ARMBAR DDT! FUJIWARA!! Robyn taps, Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

Deonna didn’t even need Venus De Milo, but then she puts that on Robyn anyway!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Deonna makes Robyn suffer in Rosa’s place! But wait, here comes Thunder Rosa!! La Mera Mera rushes the ring, but Deonna runs away! So when does the part about regretting to mess with a Jersey girl come in? Rosa checks Robyn, and Deonna slithers back in! Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa from behind! Oh so that’s the part about Jersey? Rosa gets up, though, and Deonna retreats again. Rosa runs Deonna down and grabs her by the hair! Rosa drags Deonna back to the ring to RAM her into the apron!

The fans fire up as Rosa tells Deonna to fight her now! Rosa puts Deonna in, Deonna rolls out of the ring and runs into the crowd! The fans boo as Deonna flees into the night. When and where will Deonna have to give Rosa this fight?


Scorpio Sky speaks.

“I have done things people dream about. I’ve made money, faced legends, won championship after championship after championship. And you might not wanna hear this, but that was easy. And that doesn’t mean I don’t relate. I understand a normal person put in my position would fail. Because since time began, when people wanted to see a star, they’d look up at the Sky. And all that does is put me in the perfect place to reach down and lift you all up here with me. So to all the fans around the world, I’m coming back. And I’m here for you.” But will this comeback finally be the time Scorpio Sky reaches the top of the mountain?


Backstage interview with Sonjay Dutt.

Lexy Nair says Sonjay asked for this time, what is on his mind? Sonjay says first off, he sure doesn’t need Lexy here so hit the bricks. Skedaddle, peace, see ya. Lexy sighs and leaves, and Sonjay says this is for Bryan Danielson. The Elite have put a price out on Bryan’s head, and Sonjay just got off the phone with them, they have worked out quite the deal. Bryan says he’ll be on Dynamite, and so is Sonjay. But no, Sonjay isn’t the one that’ll take him out once and for all. This Wednesday, it will be The American Dragon VS… The Indian Giant! Yeah, that’s right! The one in a billion, Satnam Singh!

And y’know what? Dragon meat is expensive, so hopefully he goes well with a little chicken masala. This Wednesday, it will be one hell of a cookout! Sonjay laughs to himself, but will Bryan be the one with the last laugh after taking on this giant roadblock?


PROGRAMMING NOTE for Rampage next week!

Yes, Rampage returns to Friday nights next week, BUT at a special time of 6:30 Eastern, 3:30 Pacific! Make sure your DVRs know so you don’t miss this special Double or Nothing weekend edition!


Brian Cage VS Anthony Bowens w/ The Acclaimed!

The Machine turned on Swerve and then got beat by Swerve, crossing him off the list of top contenders. But will he reboot and head for other title opportunities? Or will The Acclaimed prove they can get it done in any division?

As always, Platinum Max has a diss track! “I heard Brian Cage got captain plans. We leave you bleeding so hard, you got menstrual cramps! Damn you are ugly, lookin’ pathetic. You are so small, get off the Ozempic! When did Brian Cage stop lifting weights? Beat him so bad, whip his ass into shape! Run you outta town just like Daim, because in Portland, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens then says, “PORTLAAAAND~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does~! The fans are fired up, but will Cage get his stuff in in response?

The bell rings and the fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Cage and Bowens circle, tie up, and Cage shoves Bowens away! Cage flexes, fans are torn, and Cage says to scissor that. Bowens has Cage hold on, and then Bowens flexes. The fans cheer for Bowens, and he does scissor that! Cage runs up, Bowens gets around, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! Cage TOSSES Bowens to a corner, takes a swing, but Bowens dodges! Bowens CHOPS and CHOPS, but Cage shoves Bowens away. Cage runs up, Bowens gets under and kicks low. Bowens whips, Cage reverses, but Bowens goes up and over. Bowens hurdles, headlocks, but Cage powers out.

Bowens hurdles, slips around the lariat and DDTS! Cover, ONE!! Cage is tougher than that but the fans fire up behind Bowens. Bowens gets Cage up but Cage SPINEBUSTERS him! Cage says no more scissors! Cage storms up to RAM into Bowens! And RAM in again! And then CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” while Cage stalks Bowens. Cage bumps Bowens off buckles, then says one more time! NOT! Cage trolls the fans, whips Bowens, then runs up to UPPERCUT! LARIAT! SAIDO! Cage asks who betta but the fans are torn. Cage storms over to Bowens, drags him up, and ROCKS him with a forearm. Cage CHOPS, ROCKS Bowens again, then CHOPS again.

The ref counts, Cage whips corner to corner, then runs up. Bowens dodges the splash, blocks the kick, CLUBS the knee then KNEE JAMMERS into a DRAGON SCREW! Cage writhes and flounders to the apron while Bowens catches his breath. Bowens storms up, brings Cage up, but Cage swings! Bowens ducks, feints, then kicks the legs out! Cage hits apron on the way down, and Bowens aims. Bowens slingshots but Cage moves, so Bowens just goes to the apron. But Cage blocks the Penalty Kick to bring Bowens down, POST BOMB!! Cage gloats, then leaves Bowens behind, while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Bowens writhes, Cage goes back out to drag him up, and RAMS him into barriers! Cage brings Bowens around, SMACKS him off the apron, then drags him up again. Cage whips Bowens hard into steel steps! Bowens falls over in a heap, Cage flexes, then Cage refreshes the ring count. Cage drags Bowens up but Bowens pushes him away. Cage BOOTS Bowens down, then brings him up for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Cage gloats some more, steps into the ring, and storms up on Bowens. Bowens kicks low, throws hands, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage digs his boots into Bowens at the ropes, lets off, and Bowens sputters.

Cage CHOKES Bowens again, the ref counts, and Cage lets off again. Cage drags Bowens up, scoops and uses him for bicep curls! Cage then TOSSES Bowens away! Cage swaggers around, flexes, and covers, TWO! Bowens KICKS Cage from below! And kicks him again! Cage KICKS Bowens, whips him to ropes, then CLOBBERS Bowens! Cage clamps onto Bowens with a chinlock and grinds him down! Bowens endures, Cage grinds him into the mat, but the fans rally up. Bowens fights up to his feet, throws body shots, but Cage KNEES him away. Cage wags his finger, gloats a bit more, then runs corner to corner to forearm smash!

Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers as Rampage returns to single picture. Cage run sin, but Bowens BOOTS him! And BOOTS again! Bowens goes up, leaps, but Cage catches him! Cage suplexes, but Bowens cradle counters! TWO!! Cage escapes but Bowens ducks the discus! Bowens hobbles but he still ROCKS Cage, throws more hands, but Cage SOBATS! KICKS! Cage runs, Bowens follows. Cage dodges, Bowens redirects and spins Cage for Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! The fans fire up with Bowens! Bowens mule kicks, front kicks, runs and FAMOUSERS! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Bowens can’t believe it!

The fans rally up and Bowens rises. Bowens waits on Cage, runs up to clinch, but Cage fires elbows! Cage waistlocks, full nelsons and SLAMS Bowens down! Cover, TWO! Cage is frustrated, but he wants Bowens to get up. Cage runs up, Bowens moves aside to KICK Cage in the ropes! Then DRAPING APRON DDT!! Both men are down but the fans fire up! Bowens rises, drags Cage up, and fireman’s carries! Cage fights that to POST Bowens! And ENZIGIRI! Bowens flops around the corner, Cage brings him up from inside! DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!! Bowens is still in this and Cage is beside himself!

Cage starts up Terminator drums, the fans join in, and he drags Bowens up. Cage pump handles and lifts, but Bowens slips free of the driver! Bowens runs but Cage ducks the kick to roll Bowens up! Bowens rolls through, and he ducks the discus! The SOUTHPAW hits! Cage reels Bowens in, suplexes, DRILL- NO, Bowens slips free to ROLLING ELBOW! And SUPERKICK! Cage falls, Bowens runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives but the fans fire up! Bowens huffs and puffs and fires back up! Bowens waits on Cage, fireman’s carries, but the bad leg stops him! Cage shoves Bowens at the ref!

Cage runs up, Bowens sends him at the ref! Bowens waistlocks but Cage LOW BLOWS!! The fans boo but Cage reels Bowens in! DRILL CLAW!!! Cover, Cage wins!!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Bowens may be an excellent former Tag & Trios Champion, but sadly he isn’t at the level needed as a singles guy. Will The Acclaimed have to regroup and focus on going after The Elite? Will The Machine be granted golden opportunities by said Elite?

My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage to once again follow up Collision, but I’m relieved that next week is going to be a partial return to normal schedule. Because as great as the matches here were, they just felt thrown together to tangentially tell stories. For example, Kyle VS Lee was a great match but Kyle has beef with The House of Black but they didn’t want Kyle getting one over on Buddy or Brody before facing Malakai next Wednesday. Shane Taylor Promotions deserves a touch better than being fed to the bigger stories, but maybe they come around as a trio after Double or Nothing to face like Bang Bang Gang or something.

And even our main event was an example of this. Great promo from Acclaimed, great rap from Caster as usual, but also a good choice for Cage to still win out. Cage has done singles champ stuff, is going to be the singles champ guy in whatever the former Mogul Embassy becomes after this, or even just a singles guy all on his own. Rush of course squashes his opponent tonight but him going after Chhun after was a good touch. At the same time, I kinda wanted the ref to reverse the decision and disqualify Rush after the match, throwing him into a worse rage and beating up on Chhun more. And again, why no La Faccion Ingobernable? Donde esta Dralistico, Preston Vance y Jose?

Good match from Deonna VS Robyn but of course Deonna won. Rosa going after Deonna and Deonna running away was not what I was expecting, it’s rather disappointing, and why not just give us their rematch with escalated stipulations already? Deonna VS Rosa in a Last Woman Standing maybe? Iron Woman Match so that it goes right to half an hour? Something cool like that would really show Tony Khan finally wants to do more with the Women’s Division after promising it like two or three times already.

And very good promos from Bryan and Sonjay Dutt to set up Bryan VS Satnam. I would think Bryan wins, but there’s a good chance Team Triple J goes after him post match anyway. As I just said in the Collision article, Anarchy in the Arena being No Disqualifications of the highest level, we could actually get way more than just the eight men advertised as the roster starts choosing sides, a very Avengers Civil War/Endgame type situation.

My Score: 8.6/10

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