Results
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (2/20/23)
Raw is about respect!
Will The Now really be forever?
Austin Theory is STILL United States Champion after Elimination Chamber, but now things get Rated R as EDGE comes after the title!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Sami Zayn VS Baron Corbin; Sami wins.
- Mustafa Ali VS Dolph Ziggler; Ali wins.
- Asuka VS Nikki Cross; Asuka wins.
- Seth Rollins VS The Miz; Rollins wins.
- Bronson Reed VS Chad Gable w/ Otis; Bronson wins.
- WWE United States Champion: Austin Theory VS Edge; Theory wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Sami Zayn is here!
Fans fire up as the Honourary Hab, the Great Liberator, and the man who would have beaten Roman Reigns if not for The Bloodline as he heads to the ring. Sami grabs a mic and fans chant his name as the spotlight is on him. Fans then sing, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~! OLE~, OLE~!” for him, too. Sami says, “Wow. I’m feeling a lot of feelings here, guys. After these past couple of days, the one feeling that comes to the front more than anything is gratitude. The ovation I’ve been given these past couple of days, and the ovation you guys just gave me just now, you have no idea what means to me. Thank you. Seriously, thank you so much.”
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Sami is touched. Sami says that for him just as much as everyone, another thing he’s feeling is, after coming so close to putting a bow on a storybook ending in front of his hometown, he feels a lot of guilt. He feels like he let people down. Fans say “NO! NO! NO!” because he hasn’t let anyone down. Fans even chant “We Still Love You!” Sami says people told him to “finish the story,” but he didn’t, and after the last few days, he realized now more than ever, “around here, the story is NEVER over! However, we are entering the final chapter. And the final chapter is not just about me. So there’s one person that I do need to talk to more than anybody else.
“So Kevin Owens…! I would love it if you came out here right now.” Fans cheer that, and here comes KO! The Prizefighter joins his best frenemy in the ring, fans cheer him on now, and Kevin gets a mic. Sami says, “There was so much I wanted to say to you, and now that you’re standing here, I don’t know what I want to say. I wanna say… I wanna say thank you, I guess. I wanna say I’m sorry. But I know we’re kinda passed the point of words at this point, right? Let’s be honest, things got a little messy, right? There’s a lot that you said, that I said, that was done here that I don’t know if there’s any coming back from. I know, I know.
“But here’s the thing, Kevin. For months and months, you said there is only one thing that you care about, and that is taking down The Bloodline. And I know you better than anything, when you get something in your head, nothing stops you from doing it. But here’s the thing, Kevin. Now I have a mission. I will make sure, if it’s the last thing I do, I will not rest ’til I see with my own eyes that Roman Reigns and the Bloodline come crumbling down! But here’s the thing. You couldn’t do it alone. And I couldn’t really do it alone. But I do think that there’s only way to get it done. And that is if we do it… together!” Fans love the sound of that!
Kevin seems a bit surprised, and he says he doesn’t need an apology or gratitude. Saturday, what he did, it had nothing to do with Sami. Kevin didn’t do it for Sami, he did it for HIS family. Saturday, they were in the front row. But at the Royal Rumble, they were at home. And Sami stood there and watched it happen. Kevin needed the Bloodline to hurt. Kevin did it for Sami’s family so that his wife, children, father wouldn’t have to watch Sami get beat down! That’s why! Kevin has been fighting The Bloodline for months, on his own. As far as he’s concerned, that’s fine, and that’s the way he will keep fighting them.
Because Kevin still means what he said in November after Survivor Series about being done with Sami. But guess what? If Sami needs help taking them down, then just ask Jey. Kevin drops the mic and leaves while fans boo. Sami watches Kevin go but isn’t upset. Will Sami have to do things on his own, too?
But wait! BARON CORBIN ATTACKS! Corbin throws Sami around as Raw goes picture in picture! Corbin fires off hands, throws Sami into railing, then CLUBS away against barriers! Fans boo and give thumbs down but Corbin throws more hands. Corbin throws Sami back into railing, then tot he floor. Referees hurry on stage to stop Corbin but he goes back for more! Corbin rains down fists, refs back him off, but Sami gets up to go after Corbin! Sami returns fire with furious fists! Corbin trips and falls but gest right back up to CLOBBER Sami! Corbin hobbles but he drags Sami up. Security and officials rush out but Corbin still wants more!
Corbin whips Sami into the LEDs! Sami falls over, Corbin stands over him, but refs tell him to leave. Corbin storms down the ramp to ringside. Corbin soaks up the heat as he walks around the ring, then he gest in the ring. Raw returns to single picture as Corbin has the mic to ask, “How’d that feel?” Corbin says Sami interrupted him to cry about his insecurities, thinking he didn’t deserve to be in the same ring as Roman Reigns. Corbin says Sami didn’t, and Corbin should know, because Corbin is the last person to beat Roman Reigns! Roman embarrassed Sami in front of his family and friends, and tonight was pathetic.
Sami begged his “so-called best friend,” Kevin Owens. Sami wants to get at Corbin but Adam Pearce holds him back. Corbin says Sami’s story is done! Sami embarrassed himself, his hometown, and ALL of Canada! Because Sami is a complete and utter failure! Sami talks with Pearce, Pearce gives Sami the green light! Sami gets in the ring and TACKLES Corbin! Sami rains down fists, Corbin pushes him away, but Sami clotheslines Corbin out of the ring! A ref gets in the ring, this is a match!
Sami Zayn VS Baron Corbin!
The bell rings, Corbin gets up and Sami BLASTS him! Sami goes out to SMACK Corbin off the desk! Fans fire up with Sami and he POSTS Corbin! Sami puts Corbin back in the ring, runs corner to corner, but Corbin bails out! Fans boo but Corbin shoulders in then CLOBBERS Sami! Corbin rains down fists, then rips Sami’s shirt off him. Corbin drags Sami back up and he makes the world look at the bruises and scrapes from Eliminating Chamber’s title match. Corbin CLUBS Sami, shoves him to ropes and CLUBS him again! Corbin stands Sami up, ROCKS him, then shoves him, only for Sami to DECK Corbin!
Sami fires off hands now and whips Corbin to a corner. Corbin reverses, runs in, Sami dodges and Corbin hits buckles! Sami goes up top, for a FLYING- NO, choke grip to CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Sami is still in this as Raw goes back to picture in picture.
Sami bails out of the ring but clutches his back. Corbin goes out after Sami, drags him up, and RAMS him into barriers! The front row cheers Sami on but Corbin puts him in the ring. Corbin stalks Sami, stands over him, then drags him up by his beard! Corbin puts Sami in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Sami bounces off buckles to fall to the mat. Corbin looms over Sami, drags Sami back up, and CLUBS him back down! Corbin CLUBS Sami again, and again, and again, driving his elbow into the bruised back! Sami crawls to a corner, Corbin is on him again and puts him up top.
Corbin throws hands, climbs up after Sami, and he throws hands. Sami hits back with haymakers! Sami CLUBS Corbin, Corbin falls off the corner! Sami adjusts, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Corbin is still in this, but Sami grits his teeth as he stands. Sami hobbles, but Corbin RAMS him into a corner! Corbin drags Sami around, stomps him, then tells the ref to back off. Corbin runs to SPLASH! And then Corbin hauls Sami up to a Canadian Rack! Raw returns to single picture as Sami endures the backbreaker stretch! Fans rally, Sami fights free, and he elbows Corbin from the corner! Corbin comes back, but into a BOOT!
Sami goes up again, leaps, FLYING ELBOW! Sami goes up another corner, leaps again, another FLYING ELBOW! Ottawa fires up, but Corbin throws body shots! Sami blocks the bomb, wrenches out to kick low, and he goes up and up and FLYING DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Corbin survives but Sami keeps his focus. The fans rally behind him, but Corbin throat chops! Corbin whips, but Sami holds ropes! Sami dumps Corbin out, then builds speed! Sami FLIES! Direct hit and Ottawa is thunderous! Sami fires up, he puts Corbin back in, and Corbin flounders to the corner. Sami aims, runs in, but into a LARIAT!
Sami flounders, but Corbin rains down elbows and forearms on his bruised back! Corbin whips, and DEEP SIX! Cover, TWO!! Sami is still in this and Corbin is shocked! Fans fire up as Sami goes to the corner again. Corbin runs in, and hits a big clothesline! Corbin runs in again, another clothesline! Corbin goes corner to corner, Sami follows, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!
Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall
Ottawa sings along with Sami’s song as Sami gets redemption! Will Sami’s wish come true come WrestleMania? Will The Bloodline soon fall?
Byron Saxton has a sit-down interview with Rhea Ripley & Dominik Mysterio.
He appreciates them joining him. He wants to ask about Elimination Chamber. What about it? Well, she and Finn Balor faced The Grit Couple and ultimately came up short. Rhea says the last thing she will say about Beth Phoenix is that after going toe to toe, Beth admitted Rhea is the real deal. But for her, she and Beth have unfinished business. But that’s the past, and Rhea is fully focused on WrestleMania. Then does Rhea think that loss- Dom interrupts, saying Mami just said she’s done talking about Edge & Beth. “Those has-beens are just like my deadbeat dad, they’re not worth talking about.
“And Byron, if you keep asking stupid questions, you’re gonna find out what I did to people who talked too much when I was locked up.” In that case, Byron moves to WrestleMania and the SmackDown Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair. How does Rhea respond to Charlotte saying that three years ago, Charlotte taught Rhea a lesson, but this year, she puts Rhea in her place. “Look, Charlotte can keep living in 2020. The only reason that she wants to keep talking about what happened three years ago is because she refuses to believe what everyone else can see, and that’s that right now, in the present, I am the best bloody woman here in the WWE.
“And as for lessons being learned, the only lesson is that Rhea Ripley doesn’t make the same mistakes twice. So if Charlotte wants to ‘put me in my place’ at WrestleMania, then good. Because my place is standing on top of her crumbled queendom when I walk out of WrestleMania the new SmackDown Women’s Champion.” Byron says looking ahead, what can we expect on Friday when Rhea goes face to face with Charlotte on SmackDown? Watch and find out. Dom says Rey has a match that day. Dom will “tag along” to watch. Rhea likes that idea. Byron, we’re done here. Rhea & Dom leave, but will they leave their mark on SmackDown this weekend?
WWE shares Austin Theory’s comments from the Elimination Chamber Press Conference.
The Now retained his title inside the Chamber, though it was because Logan Paul screwed over Seth Rollins. But Theory said, “If I have a United States Championship Open Challenge this Monday on Raw, who’s gonna step up.” Well, moments later, when Edge hand his turn to speak, he accepted! Theory’s work ethic will be tested, and Edge might even kick Theory’s teeth in!
Backstage interview with Austin Theory.
Cathy Kelley brings up tonight’s title match knowing Theory retained his title in the grueling Chamber match just 48 hours ago. Theory admits he’s banged up, but he’s here like he always is. And why’s that? Because he’s the champ! He stepped inside the Chamber with five of the best in the WWE. Included in those five was Seth Freakin’ Rollins. Rollins was someone everyone said had it in the bag, and what happened? Theory put him down like he said he would. Everything Theory says happens! But what he doesn’t understand is the headline. It isn’t that Theory is the Now, Then and Forever, but that John Cena is coming back to Raw in two weeks!
Theory is upset by that. What the headline should say is, “WHO CARES?” Where’s the respect for Theory for the work he puts in every week? But he has a US Championship Open Challenge tonight that was accepted by the Rated R Superstar. And Theory loves that, because he gets to beat a WWE Hall of Famer in his home country of “crappy Canada.” After that, Theory will continue his Forever Reign right on to WrestleMania, and his legacy will stand over everyone. Theory will never lose this title! How’s that for a headline?
Mustafa Ali VS Dolph Ziggler!
The Beacon seems to be pulling a page out of the Show-Off’s playbook by constantly complaining “It should’ve been me!” But will it be Ali with a win here tonight? Or will it be Ali having to eat his words when Ziggler humbles him?
Raw returns and Ali makes his entrance. The bell rings, Ali offers a handshake and Ziggler accepts it. But then Ziggler uses it to hit a fireman’s carry takeover! Cover, TWO! Fisherman cradle, TWO! Ali gets up, swings, but misses! Ziggler DECKS Ali, DECKS him again, then whips. Ali reverses, but Ziggler ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Ali! Ali goes to a corner, but Ziggler STINGER SPLASHES! And then NECKBREAKER! Ziggler fires up and fans fire up with him as Ali goes to ropes. Ali bails out before the superkick! But Ziggler drags him up by his hair! Ali HOTSHOTS Ziggler away!
Ali hurries inside, and he CLOBBERS Ziggler in return! Ali mockingly tells Ziggler to smile and be thankful that he’s here. Ali fishhooks Ziggler’s mouth! The ref reprimands, so Ali brings Ziggler up to suplex. Ziggler slips off, shoves Ali away, but Ali goes back out to the apron! ROUNDHOUSE! Down goes Ziggler and Ali smiles. Ali aims, somersaults, and- SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!! Ali survives and Ziggler grows frustrated. Ziggler kicks Ali’s leg out, runs, FAMOUS- NO, Ali handstands free! Ghost pin, ALI WINS!
Winner: Mustafa Ali, by pinfall
Even Ali seems shocked he won! Ali celebrates big time, and he seems to mock Ziggler with it. But will Ali really get back on track after this?
Backstage interview with The Miz & Maryse.
Cathy Kelley lets them finish kissing and then Maryse hurries to get an envelope. Happy anniversary! Miz thanks Maryse, and brags that her gift was too big and expensive to bring across the border. She knows, she picked it. Anyway, Miz opens the envelope and… Is this real? What does it say? Maryse says to read the room, Cathy. Miz says this is bigger than his game winning half court shot in the NBA Celebrity Game. Cathy points out it didn’t count officially. Miz says this news is not for Cathy! This is to be broken by a world-renowned journalist: MIZ. But he’ll wait for next week, because tonight is about them.
Miz & Maryse kiss again but Cathy brings up Seth Rollins. Miz says, “What do you not understand about ‘us’?” GO! BYE! THANK YOU! But Miz has a match with Rollins after back-to-back losses to Boogs- Uh, those were both very controversial wins by Boogs! But if we’re to talk about Rollins, then maybe Rollins got a little too big for his stupid red boots last week. Miz is glad Rollins was brought down to earth by Miz’s former protégé, Logan Paul. Miz molded Logan into the superstar he is today. And in a way, Miz cost Rollins his US Championship. Miz’s outstanding tutelage ruined Rollin’s WrestleMania dreams, while this (the envelope) just made his dreams come true.
Miz and Maryse kiss again and head out. Will tonight be more awesome for The Miz? Or will Rollins #BurnItDown?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Ottawa cheers as The American Nightmare has his smoke and pyro then heads to the ring. Cody gets another round of pyro, then gets the mic. Fans cheer, and Cody asks, “So…” “Ladies and gentlemen…!” Paul Heyman is via the titantron, with a neck brace on, as he introduces himself. Cody asks, “Mr. Heyman… Where are you?” Uh, right here backstage. Oh, okay. So then, Heyman should just come out here in person. Everyone wants to hear what he has to say! Fans cheer, but Heyman sputters. He isn’t sure if Cody is aware of this, but Heyman was “mauled” on Saturday by a “KO-diac, and subject to the miserable Canadian healthcare system.”
Fans boo but Heyman says what should’ve been a celebratory weekend for The Tribal Chief ended up a tragedy for the Wise Man. But Heyman assures us, “the true tragedy of this story that you want to finish will befall, sir, onto you.” Heyman has Cody stay calm and wants us to hear him out. “Cody, man to man, face as close as to willing I am to be to face, you can’t beat Roman Reigns! Oh, they can boo all they want, but let’s go on the hypothetical. Let’s play to everybody’s fantasy. Let’s say that the stars align, the gods smile upon you, the devil collects my debt. Let’s say at WrestleMania, Cody Rhodes beats the Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, for these championships.
“Then, sir, what will your life be like? Have you ever heard the phrase, ‘indentured servitude?'” Heyman knows that we’re thinking Roman doesn’t live that life. But that’s because Roman has a Special Counsel. Roman has The Wise Man. Roman has Paul Heyman. If Cody defeats Roman for the titles, which he won’t, but if he does… Cody won’t have Paul Heyman. “So let’s do the math, playing to this notion that Cody Rhodes defeats Roman Reigns. What will your life be like? First of all, 200 days a year on the road, defending these championships. 40 to 50, let’s mark it up, 50 days a year doing charity appearances and red carpets. Now we’re at 250.
“Thirty days a year overseas promoting the general brand of World Wrestling Entertainment. Now we’re at 280. Another 20 days promoting WrestleMania, SummerSlam, Survivor Series, Royal Rumble, Money in the Bank, Backlash, I don’t know, Peoria! Oh, let’s not forget to promote your title defenses in Peoria. Now that’s 300, 305 days a year, that means 60 days at home. And what happens to those 60 days? 20 of them, Spike calls? Skype calls? What do you call ’em? Zoom calls, promoting the product, meetings.
“What did your brother Dustin so famously say? The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes, was one the road, he was never home. And even when he was home, he was never home. Is that the life you want for your wife and child? Is that what you want for your family, Cody? Is that the sacrifice that you’re willing to make for these titles?! I know what you’re thinking. I’m about to say something really vile and vulgar and contemptible, like, ‘Hey, don’t worry, Cody. On a cold winter night, Roman Reigns will keep your wife warm.’ I would never say something like that. Roman Reigns is a happily married man. But I’m not!”
Fans boo Heyman going there, but Heyman assures Cody that that is when he finds out his WrestleMania dreams are going to become his own personal nightmares. Heyman “drops the mic” by taking off the lapel mic, and Cody paces as he tries to contain his feelings. Fans cheer Cody on, and Cody says, “Damn! Roman Reigns is great. You’re great, Roman. But I have seen this play before. Do not send this man again. We haven’t come face to face yet, we probably will and it’ll probably be very soon. And I will say the same thing to you now that I’m going to say then.
“You are without a doubt the greatest WWE Undisputed Universal Champion in the history of the company. You are the current bets champion in all of sports. But it doesn’t change a damn thing! I HAVE to finish the story! I beat you at WrestleMania!” Fans fire up as Cody does a REAL mic drop! Will the American Nightmare only be a nightmare for the Head of the Table?
Asuka VS Nikki Cross!
The Empress of Tomorrow is poised for WrestleMania and the Raw Women’s Championship after winning the Elimination Chamber match, but she isn’t just going to rest on her laurels! Will the Loony Lass not be ready for Asuka?
Raw returns and Nikki makes her entrance. The bell rings and the two circle, but here comes Bianca Belair! Both Asuka and Nikki watch The EST struts out with the title to join commentary. Nikki and Asuka rush each other, Nikki dodges a kick to throw Asuka by her hair! Nikki rains down fists then sits Asuka up to smile. Asuka shoves Nikki away but Nikki CHOPS! Asuka snarls, things speed up, Asuka avoids the crossbody to SLIDING KICK! Asuka then stands Nikki up for knee after knee! Nikki blocks the suplex to put Asuka up on the ropes. Asuka slips off, avoids Nikki’s shoulder, and KICKS away on her in the ropes!
Asuka grins as she brings Nikki out, but Nikki pushes her away. But Asuka hits a POP-UP KNEE! Nikki staggers back, Asuka kicks, but Nikki ducks! Asuka hits only post! Nikki dragon sleepers, for a REVERSE DDT to the apron! Nikki grins and Asuka writhes while Raw goes picture in picture.
Nikki drags Asuka off the apron to THROW her into the barriers! Nikki tells everyone to stay down, then she refreshes the ring count. Nikki drags Asuka up, POSTS her, then fires up as she goes to commentary. Nikki messes with Kevin Patrick, then puts Asuka back in the ring. Cover, TWO! Nikki is upset but Asuka kicks her from below. Nikki CLUBS Asuka down, brings her up, and whips, only for Asuka to reverse. Asuka runs in to back elbow! Asuka CLUBS away on Nikki, bumps her off buckles, then brings her around to bump off more buckles! The ref counts, Asuka lets off, but then just brings Nikki to another corner.
Nikki hits back and she bumps Asuka off buckles! Nikki brings Asuka in and turns her for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Nikki still grins and she drags Asuka back up. Nikki RAMS into Asuka at the ropes, but Asuka hits back. Nikki CLUBS her down, but Asuka kicks her. Nikki grinds her forearms into Asuka’s face, covers, TWO! Nikki keeps on Asuka with an armlock, wraps it up a into a top wristlock, but Asuka endures. Nikki thrashes around, Bianca even rallies for Asuka, and Asuka throws body shots. Asuka is free but Nikki throat chops! Nikki stomps a mudhole, then tells the ref to back off. Nikki whips Asuka corner to corner but Asuka goes up and MISSILE DROPKICKS!
Both women are down, Raw returns to single picture, and fans rally up. Asuka and Nikki both stand up, and they both run in! Asuka dodges to KICK, KICK and URAKEN! URAKEN! SOBAT! URAKEN! BOOT! ROUNDHOUSE! HEEL KICK! Fans fire up and Asuka GERMAN SUPLEXES! Asuka holds on, she brings Nikki back up, another GERMAN SUPLEX! Asuka drags Nikki up again, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Nikki escapes but Asuka grins. Nikki goes to the apron, flops to the floor, but Asuka runs in to slide, only to fall for the apron skirt trap! Nikki fires off on Asuka, then lets off as the ref counts.
The ring count climbs but Nikki puts Asuka in at 6 of 10. Nikki climbs, but Asuka ROCKS her first! Asuka climbs up, bumps Nikki off buckles, and then brings Nikki around to SUPER DDT!! Cover, TWO!!? Nikki survives and even Bianca’s surprised. Asuka and Nikki go forehead to forehead and they throw forearms! Fans fire up, Asuka gets the edge, and she KICKS Nikki in the chest! And KICKS again! And again! Nikki slaps herself and fires up, but Asuka KICKS her down! Nikki sits up, ducks the buzzsaw, and fireman’s carries! But Asuka slips off, shoves Nikki away, ROUNDHOUSE! Chicken wing!
Nikki flails, fireman’s carries, and MICHINOKU DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Asuka survives and Nikki is furious! Nikki drags Asuka up, but Asuka wrenches out, TAKEDOWN into the RINGS OF SATURN!! Nikki grins but she verbally quits, Asuka wins!
Winner: Asuka, by submission
Even Bianca applauds that win, and then she joins Asuka in the ring. Fans fire up seeing champion and challenger stare down, and Bianca holds up the title. Fans cheer as they both point to the WrestleMania sign, but then Asuka spits up the blue liquid! Only Asuka is smiling now. Is Bianca not going to be ready for Asuka when they meet on the Grandest Stage of Them All?
Backstage interview with Carmella.
Cathy brings up how Asuka is the one going to challenge Bianca, has the Fabulous Princess given any thought to her own Road to WrestleMania? Mella says Elimination Chamber was just two days ago, okay? So no, she hasn’t thought up a whole new game plan in just 48 hours. But what she has thought of is Asuka. “That little freak thinks she can mess with the Moonwalking, Trash-talking Princess of Staten Island? I don’t think so. So I’m about to make Bianca’s Road to WrestleMania super easy when I return one hell of a receipt to Asuka. Because Mella, is, money!” Mella heads out, and then Cathy spots Seth Rollins.
Rollins seems in a good mood considering everything that happened with Logan Paul. Does he care to comment? “Two times now, Logan Paul has ruined my WrestleMania plans. And he thinks this is a game, he wants to hit me with my own move, he wants to get on social media and call me a clown! HAHAHAHAHA! Well, Logan! Joke’s on you. See, Logan may not be very familiar with a certain side of me, but anyone who has gotten in my way knows that side all too well. I’m going to find Logan Paul, and I’m going to hurt Logan Paul.” But since Logan isn’t here, the man who wants to take credit for Logan’s success, The Miz, seems like the perfect surrogate for the suffering.
Rollins laughs his way to gorilla, will he be the only one laughing after he burns it down?
MVP speaks.
“Brock Lesnar. You, sir, are a coward. You realized that you couldn’t escape Bobby Lashley’s Hurt Lock, so you got yourself disqualified at the Elimination Chamber.” Omos is there with MVP, and MVP says the Nigerian Giant is issuing a challenge to face Lesnar at WrestleMania! Lesnar can show up next week to officially accept, “if you have the intestinal fortitude.” Will the Beast have more than enough courage to come back and conquer Omos?
Seth Rollins VS The Miz!
The Visionary was perhaps goaded into insulting Logan Paul by the Hollywood A-Lister, but will he add insult to injury when he takes out the man who brought the ImPAULsive Influencer to the WWE? Or will The Miz hit his shot like he technically did at the NBA Celebrity Game?
The bell rings while fans sing “OH~ OHH~ OHHH~!” Rollins then CLOBBERS Miz! And fires off in the corner! The ref counts, Rollins lets off with stomps, and Miz bails out. Fans fire up as Rollins goes out the side and storms up, but Miz kicks low! Rollins blocks the desk bump to SMACK Miz off the desk! And then Rollins THROWS Miz into barriers! Fans fire up while the ring count climbs. Rollins puts Miz in at 5 of 10 and he slides in. Fans sing more as Rollins stands on Miz’s back. Rollins fishhooks Miz and then hits crossface forearms! Miz crawls away, Rollins runs in and clotheslines Miz up and out!
Fans fire up more as Rollins builds speed! Rollins WRECKS Miz and Miz goes flying over the desk! Fans fire up as Miz crawls out from the armchairs. Rollins storms up, Miz hurries into the ring and uses the ref as a shield! Kick to the legs, BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Miz is in control now as Raw goes picture in picture.
Rollins bails out, Miz catches his breath, and then Miz runs to WRECK Rollins! Rollins hits barriers, Miz mocks the fans singing, and Miz drags Rollins back up. Miz puts Rollins in, climbs a corner, and Miz leaps to AX HANDLE! Cover, TWO! Miz keeps cool but the fans keep singing. Rollins stands up while Miz tells fans to shut up. Rollins ROCKS Miz with haymakers! And CHOPS! Rollins whips, Miz reverses and kitchen sink knees! Then Miz runs to BASEMENT BOOT! Cover, TWO! Miz JAMS his knee into Rollins’ back and pulls on the arms. Rollins endures the stretch and fights up to his feet to turn things around on Miz!
Rollins stretches Miz but Miz turns things around onto Rollins. Miz even digs his boot into Rollins’ back to add onto the stretch. Rollins still fights back up, throws elbows, then swings, into the BACKBREAKER and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Miz’s A-List Combination wasn’t enough, but he CHOKES Rollins on the ropes! The ref counts, Miz runs side to side to STRADDLE ATTACK! Miz paces around Rollins with a smirk, and Raw returns to single picture. Miz points to Rollins, fans cheer. Miz holds up his hands for himself, the fans boo. Miz verifies that by doing it all again, and yes, fans cheer Rollins and boo Miz.
Rollins stands, he throws body shots, and then he throws haymakers! Rollins CHOPS, runs, but Miz kitchen sink- ROLL-UP! TWO!! Rollins CHOPS again, and again, then whips! Miz reverses and Rollins hits buckles hard! Miz KICKS Rollins but fans taunt him with “TINY BALLS!” Miz KICKS more, then goes to the far corner. Fans boo, Miz runs in, but into a LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Fans sing again, Miz crawls to ropes and stands up. Miz swings, but Rollins counter punches him! And again! Rollins ROCKS, CHOPS and repeat on Miz! The ref counts as they end up on ropes, Rollins whips but Miz reverses, only for Rollins to CLOBBER Miz!
Rollins rallies on Miz, mule kicks and front kicks to then ROLLING ELBOW! Fans fire up with Rollins and he drags Miz up. Suplex, but Miz slips free to roll Rollins. Rollins rolls through to SUPERKICK! Fans fire up again and Rollins aims from the corner. Miz avoids the stomp but Rollins kicks low! Underhooks, but Miz trips Rollins! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Sunset flip, TWO! Miz pushes Rollins to a corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Rollins goes up but Miz trips him, for a DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survive but Miz snarls. Fans taunt Miz more but Miz powers up. Rollins sits up, Miz full nelsons!
Rollins arm-drags free, catches Miz to a back suplex but Miz lands on his feet! Miz ducks ‘n’ dodges, BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Miz admits Rollins is tough, but the fans still taunt him with “TINY BALLS!” Miz KICKS Rollins in the chest, KICKS him again, then KICKS again and again and again! Fans chant “NO! NO! NO!” but Miz reminds Rollins that Miz cost him the title. Rollins blocks the kick! ROLLING ELBOW! Rollins keeps Miz from falling over, and he fires off forearm after forearm! Then the turn, for the DREAM SMASHER ELBOW! And CURB STOMP!! Fans fire up because Rollins isn’t done there!
Rollins fires up and the fans are with him! Rollins tells “Mike” to sit up, Miz does sit up, CURB STOMP!! But Rollins still isn’t done, and many fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Rollins agrees, and this is the viciousness he mentioned earlier. The ref tells Rollins no, Miz is done. Rollins STILL CURB STOMPS Miz!!! The ref calls it, Rollins wins!!
Winner: Seth Rollins, by referee stoppage
The Miz was knocked out cold by Rollins’ burning anger! Fans sing for the Visionary, will Rollins make sure to “introduce” Logan Paul to this side?
Carmella talks with Adam Pearce.
She appreciates him taking the time since she knows he’s super busy. He wants to thank her for the positive attitude, it is refreshing. So if Mella wants to face Asuka next week, he’ll make that match. In fact, it is official. Mella thanks “honey bunny” Pearce, then she heads out. But then someone calls Pearce. It’s Chelsea Green. She knows he knows who she is, but she wants to let him know that their “awful talent relations department” seems to have sent her to Ottawa, Illinois instead of Ottawa, Canada. How did this happen? On second thought, don’t answer that. How are they going to make this up to her?
Pearce apologizes, but next week, WWE will be in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in the US. So he will call the travel department and get this figured out. Chelsea can’t just be left here! She goes on and on but Pearce says he can’t hear her. Technical difficulties or something. Okay, see you next week. Pearce hangs up and walks on, to find The Alpha Academy posing in front of a mirror. Chad Gable wonders what “those clowns” in Maximum Male Models are missing about his look. He’s got great complexion, great physical condition. Any idiot can do modeling! But then Bronson Reed walks up. “Is this how you prepare for a match?”
Gable tells Bronson that not only is Gable a bonafide Olympian and a man with “a big, beautiful golden brain,” but Gable is also on the cusp of a very lucrative modeling career. Then get ready to model a full body cast! Otis says no one talks to Master Chad like that. Bronson chuckles and heads out. Will the Colossal Aussie crush Gable’s modeling hopes ‘n’ dreams with one Tsunami?
DING DONG, HELLO~!
Bayley returns to Raw and she’s brought her friends in Damage CTRL, Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky! Bayley says hello and welcomes us to her show. She could’ve called it, “Ding Dong, Bonjour,” but she takes that back cuz these fans are booing. But since we’re in Canada, she didn’t wanna come and could’ve stayed home to sulk over not getting into the Elimination Chamber match like she deserves. But since in Canada, today is Family Day, Bayley decided to pick herself up and spend today with her family, DMG CTRL! Bayley hugs Kai & Sky and says they know how much she loves them. “But these idiots don’t know how to love you! these idiots don’t love you the way that I do!”
Bayley says Kai & Sky are so underappreciated, so that’s why she has them on her show. So to the questions! First, Dakota. “How does it feel to be the greatest Women’s Tag Team Champions of all time?” Kai says that is an amazing question, and she says she and Sky wouldn’t be here without Bayley, their “fearless leader” and beloved Role Model. That is why Kai & Sky have completely dominated for over 100 days! They’ve been on every show, beaten the likes of Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, and even The Man, Becky Lynch. And they will dominate for another 100, and another 100, and-
WAIT! Here comes The Man! Ottawa just entered the Big Time, but Bayley is upset Becky is interrupting her show! Becky says “Greatest tag team champions, she calls them. It’s been nine full moons cycles since the last time you defended those titles! No, no, no, no. Those titles are getting dusty! There’s cobwebs in them titles! There’s probably some spiders living in there. You two, you’re not gonna get to just sit on those titles and coast to WrestleMania.” Becky has a plan: she wants to take those titles into WrestleMania! Fans fire up for that, but DMG CTRL laughs. Becky is a joker. With who? Her daughter? HA! Becky’s got no friends!
Becky says she’s not sure her daughter is ready for this level of awesomeness, but there is someone Becky is thinking of. LITA!! Fans fire up as the legend returns again! DMG CTRL freaks out as Becky & Lita head to the ring! Bayley refuses to let them interrupt her show, unless they use the door! Lita knocks, but then Bayley says they’re not welcome. Becky still steps through. What’s Lita even doing here? Becky must be desperate if she’s bringing her around! But fans chant for Lita nice and loud! Bayley waits for them to calm down, and asks Lita if she remembers the last time they were in the ring together. They tried to end each other! Can they even trust each other?
Becky tells Bayley not to even try that, she already apologized to Lita. Becky admits she gets a bit “Gollum-y” when titles are concerned. Lita says Gollum is kinda cute in a goofy way. But they’re both past all that. But Bayley has a good point: Lita has her eyes set on a fifth title run. But if Lita can’t get that title against Becky, she likes the idea of walking into Mania as a tag team champ. Fans like that, too! Lita tells Kai & Sky, “This is an official challenge for a tag team title match!” Bayley says those two are not even CLOSE to being worthy against two of the best.
Well, Lita is a Hall of Famer and a four-time champion while Becky won the first women’s main event at Mania. They’re two of the greatest ever, that’s enough! And maybe, if Kai & Sky are the greatest, they should want to prove it. So what’s the problem here? They are the greatest! Then they should defend the titles, right? Unless… Are they scared? Are they? Bayley says they’re not scared, Kai & Sky accept!! But then Kai & Sky ask Bayley what she’s doing! Bayley says it’ll be fine, but then Becky & Lita literally snatch the belts away! Fans fire up as Becky and Lita say they’re the future champs!
Bayley steps up, the titles are thrown at her! DMG CTRL is literally on their heels, and Bayley might’ve just bitten off more than the team can chew! Will Lita & Becky make WrestleMania in Hollywood even bigger?
Backstage interview with Candice LeRae.
Byron says coming out of Elimination Chamber, do we have an injury update on her husband, Johnny Gargano? Candice says Johnny got pretty banged up, and the Chamber is definitely one of the most brutal matches in the WWE. But she assures us that… Wait, Nikki walks over. Candice won’t let her stalk her anymore, and she wants to know why. Nikki tries to squirrel away, but Candice keeps her there. Candice says she has a match against Piper Niven to worry about, she can’t focus on that and Nikki always popping up. Just tell her why! Nikki is sheepish, mumbles something, but then she runs off.
Candice is confused, but what did Nikki say? That all her friends are gone and she’s alone. Candice gets back to Johnny. Johnny will be back, but she has to go. Was Nikki just wanting to be Candice’s friend this whole time?
Bronson Reed VS Chad Gable w/ Otis!
It took just about everyone else in the Men’s Elimination Chamber to eliminate the Colossal Aussie, will even the big brain of “Master Gable” fail to stop him? Or will Gable have a plan for avoiding the Tsunami?
Raw returns and Bronson makes his entrance. The bell rings, Gable shoots around to headlock but Bronson powers out and CLOBBERS Gable! Gable flounders out of the ring, Otis coaches him, but Bronson goes to the apron. FLYING SHOULDER! Otis coaches Gable more but Bronson stares him down. Fans fire up for these mirror images staring down, but Bronson puts Gable in the ring. Bronson bumps Gable off buckles, CLOBBERS him, then looms over him. Bronson drags Gable back up, whips him to a corner hard, and Gable bounces off buckles! Bronson then goes up as Gable stands, for a FLYING- NO! ANKLE LOCK!!
Gable has Bronson’s leg, Bronson rolls and BOOTS him away! Gable fires off forearm sand uppercuts and knees! Gable CHOPS, runs, but Bronson reels him in to CLUB him! Bronson back suplexes, Gable lands on his feet to waistlock, and he manages to lift Bronson!? Bronson elbows free, Gable runs and Gable runs Bronson over! Bronson goes up top, to DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, ONE!! Bronson is still in this, but Gable runs, into a LARIAT! Otis looks and sees Maxxine Dupri in the crowd. Maxxine waves hi, but Bronson gets Gable up! Gable slips out of the bomb to ROCK Bronson with a forearm!
Gable staggers to a corner, Bronson runs in but Gable dodges! GERMAN SUPLEX?!?! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Fans fire up as Bronson bails out,. Otis talks with Maxxine about the modeling but Gable tries to get his attention. Bronson returns to SPLASH Gable in the corner! Whip and POWERSLAM! Bronson drags Gable to the drop zone, goes up top, TSUNAMI!!! Cover, Bronson wins!
Winner: Bronson Reed, by pinfall
Otis realizes he just missed the natural disaster that demolished his coach! Will Maxxine sign “Otīs” to her stable when the Alpha Academy crumbles to the ground?
Ladies and gentlemen: Elias.
The Drifter is here and he has the mic to say, “Hello, I am Elias. Rick Boogs, I hope you’re back there taking notes right now, because this is how you do it.” Boogs is watching, and he IS taking notes! Elias says, “This is the time of the year that legends come out. This is the time of the year when stars are made. And lemme tell ya, there are no bigger stars than Elias. There’s no bigger legend than Elias. And so the question that has to be on everybody’s mind right now, and Boogs, you better be back there taking notes, is this: Who wants to Walk With Elias at WrestleMania?” Ottawa seems pretty fired up.
Elias wants someone to show up to stand center stage on the Grandest Stage with the Grandest Performer! But wait, here comes BOBBY LASHLEY! Elias didn’t expect the All Mighty but he gets ready for him! Lashley runs in to SPINEBUSTER Elias! Elias bails but Lashley pursues! Lashley hauls Elias up to RAM him into barriers! And then he fireman’s carries, to POST Elias! Ottawa fires up as Lashley drags Elias up again, puts him in the ring, and then SPEARS!! But Lashley isn’t done, he clamps on the HURT LOCK!! Elias taps but that won’t save him! Lashley TOSSES Elias away, then gets the mic.
“Everybody has a plan until I slap that Hurt Lock in. This past weekend, I put Brock Lesnar in the Hurt Lock. And Brock Lesnar panicked, and he had to resort to a low blow. Not Brock Lesnar, not Bray Wyatt, not Elias, nobody in that locker room breaks the Hurt Lock. So know I will not be disrespected by nobody in this locker room. If you disrespect me, I will put you down.” The All Mighty has spoken! Will all fall before him? Is Boogs taking notes on what not to do with an Open Challenge?
Backstage interview with Edge.
Byron congratulates the Rated R Superstar on the win he and Beth Phoenix got over Finn Balor & Rhea Ripley on Saturday. But no rest for the weary, as Edge accepted Theory’s Open Challenge. How is he feeling just moments away from this huge match? Edge is happy to put Judgment Day behind him, Beth is happy at home with their daughters, and Edge finally feels like he can get to the goals he set for himself. So when Theory issued an open challenge, Edge just had to take him up on it.
“See, Austin Theory has the physical abilities to help shape the WWE for the next two decades, just like how I helped shape the last three. But does he have the mental? That’s where our similarities end. The thing with youth is sometimes, it comes with ignorance. He talks about his Forever Reign, but nothing lasts forever. And I don’t wanna be that guy, but I’m about to be that guy. And cliches are cliches for a reason because they’re true. With age comes wisdom. More than anyone else in that locker room, I know that all of this can be taken away faster than I’m gonna smack that stupid duck face off his overly manscaped head tonight.
“Now, I haven’t held a championship here in a long time. I’ve done everything else there is to do in this business, but I haven’t held a title in a while. And we both know that window is closing more and more every day, I’m running outta time. My second match in this company was here, in 1997. I haven’t performed here in 19 years. So it’d feel pretty damn good to win it here, and walk into WrestleMania as the United States Champion. Now I know I’ve had a lot of cliches on me, Byron, but here’s one of them: Never say never.” Edge heads out, will he once again reign on this day?
WWE United States Champion: Austin Theory VS Edge!
Raw returns and Edge makes his entrance. Introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if The Now loses to the past!
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally for Edge, he and Theory tie up, and Edge headlocks, spins, hammerlocks and trips Theory! Theory scrambles away in a huff and fans fire up for Edge again. Edge and Theory circle, tie up, and Theory headlocks. Edge powers out, hurdles, and hurdles! Fans chant “You Still Got It!” as Edge trips Theory, drags him out, and wheelbarrow SLAMS him to the floor! Edge keeps the ring count fresh as fans rally up again. Edge drags Theory up, SMACKS him off the desk, then puts him back in the ring. Theory checks his face, Edge brings him up to a headlock.
Theory powers out, hurdles, hurdles, but Edge faked him out on that one! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Edge keeps focus as he watches Theory clutch his neck. Edge stalks Theory to ropes and Raw goes picture in picture.
Edge bumps Theory off buckles, throws haymakers, then whips corner to corner hard! Theory bounces off buckles and falls, clutching his back. Edge drags Theory back up, to DECK him with a forearm! Theory flounders to a corner, Edge brings him up, but Theory throws hands! Theory backs Edge up, throws hands, bumps him off buckles and RAMS into him again and again! Theory tells fans to shut up, then he brings Edge back up. Theory puts Edge on ropes to fire forearms into the back! The ref counts, Theory lets off, and Edge falls tot he apron. Theory kicks Edge to the floor, then goes out after him.
Theory aims but Edge blocks the barrier bump. Edge SMACKS Theory off the barriers instead! Fans fire up as Edge follows Theory, but Theory kicks back! Edge hits back to SMACK Theory off the barriers! Edge refreshes the ring count, and RAMS Theory into barriers! Edge puts Theory in the ring, stalks him, and stomps away on him. Edge drags Theory up, whips him to ropes, but Theory kicks back! Theory runs in, but Edge tosses him up and out! Theory crashes off the apron and hits the floor! Edge goes out after Theory and brings him up for haymakers. Theory staggers, Edge pushes him back into the ring and covers, TWO!
Edge clamps right onto an arm! Theory endures the armlock, Raw returns to single picture, and Theory fights up. Theory kicks low, throws hands, and stomps away in the corner! The ref counts, Theory whips Edge corner to corner, but Edge slides out! Theory rushes out but Edge slides back in. Theory slides back in but Edge slides back out. Theory grows frustrated, he chases Edge around the ring, but Edge hits a back drop to the floor! Fans fire up as Edge gets on the apron, and FLYING LARIATS! Down goes Theory and fans fire up again! Edge puts Theory in at 6 of 10, covers, TWO! Edge wraps on a chinlock and grinds Theory down.
Theory fights up, throws hands to get free, and he LARIATS Edge! Fans boo but Theory rains down fists! Theory lets off to soak up the heat and Edge sits up. Theory stomps Edge, bumps him off buckles, then whips him corner to corner hard! Theory runs in to clothesline, then he scoops to FALL AWAY SLAM! Theory covers, TWO! Theory wraps on a chinlock and grinds Edge down. Fans rally as Edge endures but Theory says this is HIS time. Edge fights up and pries at the hold, but Theory throws him down by his head! Cover, TWO! Theory clamps the chinlock back on and he grinds Edge back down.
Edge still endures, Theory says he grew up watching Edge and now he’ll beat Edge! But Edge fights up again, fans fire up, and Edge throws body shots! Edge ROCKS Theory, ROCKS him again, then whips Theory to a corner. Edge runs in, but Theory drop toeholds him into buckles! Then somersault SHOTGUN! Cover, TWO! Theory grows frustrated but he rains down fists as Raw goes back to picture in picture.
Theory lets off on Edge, soaks up the heat from Ottawa as he mocks Edge’s rock ‘n’ roll hands, then TOSSES Edge out of the ring. Theory flexes while Edge is down on the floor. Theory grins, goes out after Edge, and he stands Edge up, only for Edge to avoid the chop! Edge turns things around and he CHOPS Theory! Theory is stinging but the fans fire up, only for Theory to POST Edge! Edge gets in the ring but Theory is right after him to cover, TWO! Theory sits Edge up, clamps on an armlock and grinds forearms into Edge’s face. Edge endures, fights up, and he pries the forearm away, only for Theory to knee low!
Theory snap suplexes Edge, covers, TWO! Theory smiles and taunts the fans. Theory talks trash about how HE is the champ, HE is The Now, and Edge is the past. Theory drags Edge up, ROCKS him with a haymaker, then pushes him around. Theory throws more hands, he DECKS Edge, then cocky covers, TWO! Theory stomps Edge down, then paces around. Raw returns to single picture and Theory stomps Edge more! “Show me something!” Fans boo but Theory drags Edge up. Theory tells fans to shut up, and he goes to suplex. Edge blocks, fans fire up, and Edge throws body shots! Theory ROCKS Edge again, then RAMS him into a corner!
Theory hoists Edge up top, throws more hands, then climbs up after him. Theory stands Edge up, but Edge blocks the superplex! Edge throws body shots, and SUPER GOURD BUSTERS Theory down! Edge then adjusts, to CROSSBODY from behind! Both men are down after what was almost a flying bulldog! Edge crawls to ropes, as does Theory. Fans rally up for Edge, he shakes out the cobwebs and sees Theory stand. Theory staggers up, into a LARIAT! Edge rallies and then FLAPJACKS! Theory swings, into the EDGE-O-MATIC! Cover, TWO! Theory survives but Edge drags him back up and reels him in!
Theory blocks the lift, throws body shots, then swings and ELBOWS! Theory fisherman’s a leg, but Edge fights that off! Edge suplexes Theory but Theory lands on the apron! Theory CLUBS then HOTSHOTS Edge! Slingshot somersault, but into a POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives again but Edge keeps his cool. Fans rally up again as Edge goes to a corner! Theory goes to the other side, Edge runs in, but Theory hurdles! Edge POSTS himself, then Theory comes in to MONKEY FLIP! Edge lands on his feet?! Theory swings, into a takedown! CROSSFACE!! Theory endures, flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK!
The fans boo but Edge lets off as Theory survives by a literal foot. Edge storms back up, but Theory trips him! High stack, feet on the ropes! The ref sees that and fans cheer! Theory argues but Edge rolls him up! TWO and Edge hits buckles! Theory fireman’s carries! A-TOWN- NO!! IMPALER!!! Edge crawls to the cover, TWO!!! Theory survives one of Edge’s best and no one can believe it! Theory and Edge stir, fans rally up, “This is Awesome!” Edge grits his teeth, the fans are thunderous, and Edge goes back to the corner. Theory slowly rises but Edge takes aim! Only for FINN BALOR to show up! Edge DECKS Finn! And dodges Theory! Roll-up, TWO!!
The ref doesn’t see Finn GAMANGIRI! Theory fireman’s carries! A-TOWN DOWN!!! Cover, Theory wins!
Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)
Theory survives Edge thanks to Judgment Day’s front man! But Finn adds on by throwing down fists! Fans boo but The Prince stomps away on Edge! Finn then drags Edge to a drop zone and goes to a corner! Finn climbs up, for COUP DE GRACE!! Finn tells Edge this is far from over, this is just the beginning! Finn goes up again?! The refs tell him now, but Finn hits another COUP DE GRACE!!! And then a THIRD COUP DE GRACE!!! Finn said this was just the beginning, but did he just end the Rated R Superstar’s run in WWE?
My Thoughts:
A great Raw to follow up Elimination Chamber, and great follow-up for Sami Zayn’s part of the Bloodline story. I suppose Kevin Owens not forgiving Sami so easily makes sense, Kevin is good about keeping consistency as a character even as he turns Heel and Face. But somehow, someway, Sami will get Kevin on his side, because Kevin can never truly cut Sami out of his life. And great match from Sami and Corbin. I did like that Pearce was willing to let Sami go after Corbin after Corbin insulted Sami hard. Sami stays strong, and Corbin’s story takes an interesting turn. Maybe he’s going to be “Angry Corbin” like I imagined months ago.
Great promo segment from Cody and Heyman. I love how Heyman is selling that Stunner he got with that neck brace. And Heyman can’t help himself but to make this personal with Cody. Cody warning Roman not to have Heyman talk anymore is great, too, and actually out of the box for a feud with a manager involved. At least, I’ve never seen that. But of course Elias gets beat up daring someone to show up. I also did like that Boogs really was taking notes. Lashley rebounds from the lame finish to his match with Lesnar, but he name-dropped Bray so clearly that will still be the Mania plan.
MVP calling out Lesnar on behalf of Omos (and technically Lashley) was a surprise. Seems like a letdown from what could’ve been Lesnar VS Bray, but maybe we get an unofficial tournament of monsters? Night one: Bray VS Lashley, Lesnar VS Omos. Night two: the winners face off, which I’d assume are Bray and Lesnar. Ali VS Ziggler was rather quick but I think that works into the story they’re building. Ali was rather hilariously sarcastic with how happy he was to win, but I’m thinking this is just the first of many matches.
Asuka VS Nikki was great stuff, and Asuka creeping Bianca out was a nice touch. Nikki then showing up in a very different demeanor during Candice’s segment was interesting. Instead of Candice and Mia as a team, are we getting Candice and Nikki? Carmella had a good segment with Pearce that of course found a way to bring Chelsea Green into it. I suppose it was creative to have Chelsea somehow end up in the wrong Ottawa, though I don’t think she can blame the WWE’s various departments on this one. And I’m thinking Chelsea ends up in another match that should humble her but will only enhance her ego.
Also really fun Ding Dong Hello segment. Bayley gets goaded into something again like when Becky first challenged her to the Steel Cage match. Dakota is still selling bad leg, but she could surely be fine next week. Maybe Becky & Lita win, maybe Kai & Sky retain, but I’m just glad they’re getting the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships going again. Having the title match next week must mean something even bigger is planned for WrestleMania, so I’m sticking to thinking it’ll be a Fatal 4 Way, with contenders from every brand, including NXT since NXT will be in town for Stand & Deliver.
Fun promo from Gable, Otis and Bronson before Gable VS Bronson. Gable managing a German Suplex was awesome, but I figured Bronson would win. And Maxxine continues to court Otis, I’m pretty sure we’ll see Alpha Academy VS MMM happen, but I would also love to see Otis VS Bronson. Those guys are true hosses if I ever did see one. And honestly, it’d be a fitting move if losing to MMM and/or Bronson could be the reason Otis joins MMM and becomes “Otīs.” Not that Alpha Academy hasn’t been fun, but something’s gotta give as they’re just sitting in the midcard right now.
Really good interview promo from Rhea & Dominik, mostly on Rhea’s part. Them going to SmackDown makes sense, especially since there’s a chance the Judgment Day moves to SmackDown full time if Rhea wins the title. Dom will surely try to cost Rey his match against Karrion Kross, and that could be the moment of truth on whether or not Rey gonna whoop his son himself. Good promo from Miz & Maryse to tease something big for Miz’s WrestleMania, and I can’t possibly guess what that is. Great promo from Rollins, great match from Rollins and Miz, especially with Rollins immediately showing us what he means by hitting three Curb Stomps. Rollins is going to go ham on Logan and I’m here for it.
Great promo from Edge before a great main event match with Theory. But between Theory calling out Cena and Finn still wanting to settle things with Edge, of course Edge loses. Theory and Cena are going to have good stuff for WrestleMania, as will Edge and Finn. Edge did make a good point in his promo about running out of time before he has to retire once and for all, but I don’t know if he’ll get a title before then with how the Judgment Day story still isn’t done.
My Score: 8.6/10
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The Road to WrestleMania’s final lap!
We are just DAYS away from WrestleMania 42 in Las Vegas, and all the stars are shining tonight in Sacramento! But given the tension, is that a good idea or a bad idea?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lyra Valkyria w/ Bayley; Lyra wins.
- Six Man Tag: LA Knight & The Usos VS MFT; Knight & The Usos win.
- Iyo Sky VS Kairi Sane w/ Asuka; Kairi wins.
- Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee VS JD McDonagh & Rusev; Evans & Dragon win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Roman Reigns speaks.
“What’d I tell you? I told you to take advantage of your time. When I won the Rumble, I told you to enjoy the relevancy that you had left. And what’d you do? You did exactly what I thought you would: You lied. You tried to revise all of the Tribal Chief’s history. But that’s the thing: Our fanbase, our crowd, the WWE Universe, they lived through it all, and all you did was expose yourself as a hypocrite.” Scenes review how Punk contradicted himself from his past, and even over the past year. Even Pat McAfee called Punk out on being a fraud. “What’d I say? Embarrassing.”
Roman admits he likes Pat, he really does. But never in the world has a punter ran his mouth to Roman. No one believes in Punk, it’s not 2012 anymore. The Tribal Chief doesn’t lie. That’s why everyone believes in him and trusts him. Tonight, Roman gives Punk one last opportunity: Either Punk tells the truth, or Roman will. “This message has been approved by Your Tribal Chief.”
Triple H and Adam Pearce are in the ring.
The Raw General Manager welcomes us to Monday Night Raw, and says that in order to make sure this match makes it to WrestleMania, Pearce has decided that the contract will be signed separately. But then “Ladies and gentlemen…” Paul Heyman walks out, makes his introductions, and says that for once in his life, Adam Pearce is correct! You damn right they’ll sign separately, because now it is Fight Week! That means no one needs to even get CLOSE to the Beast, BRRROCK! LESNAR!! With that, Sacramento cheers as Lesnar himself makes his entrance, pyro and all.
Lesnar & Heyman go to the ring, and Lesnar takes the pen to sign on the dotted line. No time wasted as Lesnar even tips his cap to HHH and Pearce. The fans cheer Lesnar, and Heyman says there we go. History made, contract signed, and it may as well be a death warrant with one man’s name across the bottom of it. The fans already cheer for “O~BA! HOOT!” Heyman frowns, but he says he is glad- OH, Lesnar takes the mic! “You wont’ even know his name after this weekend!”
Lesnar hands the mic back, and Heyman says this is what it boils down to. Sunday, in the REAL main event of WrestleMania, this is not a prediction, this is a spoiler: There is going to be a winner, there is going to be a loser. This Sunday, at WrestleMania, the loser’s name will be OBA, FEMI! The fans boo, but Heyman says the rumors that there can handle The Beast, the winner will be the greatest combat sports athlete ever, The Conqueror, BRRROCK! LESNARRR!! Lesnar & Heyman leave, but will Oba’s response be with actions, not words?
IShowSpeed starts training.
Austin Theory & Logan Paul meet up with him and ask if he’s ready. He says he’s not a pro-wrestler, this is his first match, and it’s at WrestleMania! Logan asks what Speed is saying. It doesn’t matter! Doubt looks disgusting on him! He’s a phenom! He IS IShowSpeed! Time to lock in! Grandest Stage of Them All! Think about it: The Usos are no longer WWE World Tag Team Champions, because of Speed; LA Knight got hit by those brass knuckles by Speed. They’re out to get him! If he thought being thrown into his computer was bad, it’ll be way worse. Lock in! Everyone hates Speed, except The Vision!
The Vision has Speed’s back, so time for Speed to have their back! Lock in! Let’s get this bread! Show of Shows! Speed says okay, let’s do it. The training montage begins, Logan & Theory coaching Speed through the drills. They tell Speed to tie up like you mean it! Speed does the scoops, the jumps, and even a suplex. Speed even goes the extra mile with a Boston Crab! Logan & Theory like it! Speed has locked in, but will he get shut down to start WrestleMania Saturday?
Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lyra Valkyria w/ Bayley!
The Queen helped “Blisster” sneak one on Bayley last Friday Night SmackDown, but now she must face The Morrigan! Will The Daughter of the Dirtiest Player in the Game have some more tricks up her proverbial sleeve? Or will Lyra make sure there’s a Change of Fortune before WrestleMania in Vegas?
Raw returns as Lyra makes her entrance, Bayley by her side. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte but Lyra brushes that off. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Lyra headlocks for a takeover. Charlotte slips through to get a leg, but Lyra kicks her away. The fans cheer, Lyra headlocks for another takeover, but Charlotte headscissors. The fans rally up, Lyra moves around, and Lyra handstands to walk free! The fans “WHEW~!” for Lyra but Charlotte kips up, and the fans “WOO~!” Charlotte then eggs Lyra on, dodges her, and waistlocks for the SLAM!
The fans cheer while Charlotte taunts Lyra. Lyra rises, runs up, but Charlotte dodges and runs to RUN Lyra over! Charlotte throws up the Four Horsewomen for Bayley, but Lyra gets up to pie face Charlotte! The fans rally, Charlotte gets mad, but Lyra still pie faces her! Charlotte CHOPS Lyra, but Lyra dodges the next to CROSSBODY! And WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer and Bayley coaches Lyra. Lyra whips Charlotte, Charlotte reverses, but Lyra goes up and over! Lyra runs up, Charlotte dodges, but Lyra BOOTS her! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS in return! Charlotte whips, Lyra reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out!
Charlotte BOOT- NO, Lyra blocks the leg and SWEEPS the other! Lyra then WRECKS Charlotte with the dropkick! The fans fire up with Lyra, she takes aim, but Charlotte avoids the plancha! Charlotte BOOTS Lyra down, the fans “WOO~,” and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Charlotte stands tall, then steps on Lyra as she goes to the corner. Charlotte climbs up, but Lyra anchors a foot! Charlotte kicks Lyra away, adjusts, but Lyra YANKS her down! The fans rally as Lyra goes up, and PERIPETEIA!! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives the flying leg drop but Bayley coaches Lyra through. Lyra goes up the corner, the fans cheer, and she MOONSAULTS, but onto knees! Charlotte steps through but Lyra makes it a cradle, TWO! Charlotte escapes, but Lyra ENZIGIRIS! Charlotte staggers to the ropes, but she BOOTS in return! The fans rally again while Charlotte drags Lyra into the drop zone.
Charlotte climbs back up the corner, Bayley warns Lyra, MOONSAULT still hits! Cover, TWO! Lyra survives and Charlotte is shocked! Charlotte snarls, runs, and NATRUAL- NO, Lyra dodges, ghost pins, TWO!! Charlotte escapes again, but Lyra dodges the boot to ROCK her with a forearm! And RAM, then KICK, and CLUB away! Charlotte CHOPS back, then talks trash on Lyra. Charlotte kicks, Lyra blocks, and Lyra hooks the leg to FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and the fans fire up! Lyra is frustrated but Bayley coaches her again. Lyra drags Charlotte up, fireman’s carries, but Charlotte fights free!
Charlotte TOSSES Lyra out onto Bayley! Charlotte then hurries to get Lyra back inside, pushes her to a corner, then runs up. Lyra ENZI- NO, Charlotte ducks it! Charlotte O’Conner Rolls Lyra, but Bayley trips Charlotte up! Lyra has the O’Conner now, AND LYRA WINS!
Winner: Lyra Valkyria, by pinfall
Bayley just returned the favor for Friday, but that pisses Charlotte off! Alexa gets in on this, too, but the ref tries to keep this from turning into a fight! Add in the Irresistible Force AND The Bella Twins, are we about to see fireworks at WrestleMania?
LA Knight meets up with The Usos.
He asks them if they saw the IShowSpeed training montage, and they say nope. They just saw Knight throw him through his own screen on his own stream. Knight says they’ll all get a chance at those cross-eyed halfwits at WrestleMania. But wait, what’s MFT doing here? Solo Sikoa leads JC Mateo, Talla Tonga & Tonga Loa in, and he says good to see them, too. But this is what he was talking about! This family is just one big mess! Solo’s dealing with a lot on SmackDown with Jacob Fatu, and Tama Tonga isn’t here when he should be. And every time he watches Raw, The Usos make the family look bad just hanging out with this clown!
Jimmy says lil’ brother has a big problem. Knight says hey, they were all wondering how to get themselves on Raw tonight, and here’s our solution! Any three of the MFT goon squad can meet Knight & The Usos out there, they can get a Six Man Tag practice in! It’ll be him, Jim, and Jey, and ALL of MFT will get slapped back to factory settings! YEAH! Knight head out, Solo asks what Jey says to that. Jey says YEET. The Usos head out, will they and the Mega Star tear down Solo’s family tree as a warm-up for WrestleMania?
Stephanie Vaquer is here!
The fans cheer as La Primera heads to the ring, the WWE Women’s World Championship on her shoulder. Cathy Kelley is in the ring to talk about the escalation between Vaquer and Liv Morgan. OH SNAP, Liv CLOBBERS Vaquer into Cathy! Liv gets payback for Vaquer knocking Liv into Roxie last week, and Liv HAMMERS away on the champ! The fans fire up as Vaquer turns things around, but producers and refs rush out here already! The fans boo, they want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Liv is shrieking, Vaquer is seething, but Liv grabs a mic to shout that Vaquer fight her here and now!
Liv knew Vaquer’s mama was trash, but who knew she raised such a little b*tch!! Liv throws the mic down, Vaquer grabs it up and tells Liv off in Spanish, “Why wait ‘til WrestleMania?!” Vaquer storms the ring and the brawl is back on! The fans fire up, but the producers and refs hurry to pull them apart! Vaquer and Liv get what kicks they can, then Vaquer gets loose! Vaquer CLOBBERS Liv against the ropes! Liv tumbles out but she wants back in! “YOU’RE DONE FOR!!” There’s madness in Liv’s eyes, there’s determination in Vaquer’s, but who will survive when these two finally have it out?
Backstage interview with Iyo Sky.
Jackie Redmond is with The Genius and brings up her helping Rhea Ripley over the last few weeks. But after her match with Jade Cargill on SmackDown, is there anything Iyo wants to say? Iyo says she lost, but she doesn’t regret fighting for her friend. And at WrestleMania, no one will be rooting for Rhea Ripley more than Iyo Sky! But then in step the Kabuki Warriors. Asuka smirks as she tells Iyo that Rhea is not her problem, dummy. Last year, Iyo went into WrestleMania as Women’s World Champion. But this year, it’s just as “Rhea’s sidekick.” Iyo says she has had enough of this!
Iyo tells Kairi that she does NOT have to take this from Asuka! Asuka tells her to shut up! Asuka says Kairi is loyal to her senpai. And she’ll prove it tonight against IYO! Kairi is worried but Asuka says Kairi’s got this. Kairi says, “Right, senpai.” Asuka says good girl! Asuka leads Kairi away, but could this fight be just the thing to reach through to her? Or will the Empress of Tomorrow always have an iron grip on the Pirate Princess?
The Usos are in the concourse!
The fans are already fired up as Jimmy & Jey come through! Uce, please, please, hit their music! UH UH, YEET!! Sacramento bounces along, and it is time to see if #BigJim, Main Event Jey & The Mega Star can work as a trio!
Six Man Tag: LA Knight & The Usos VS MFT!
Raw returns as LA Knight makes his entrance, joining The Usos in the ring. Now MFT makes their entrance, and they’ve selected Tonga Loa, JC Mateo & Solo Sikoa himself to fight this one out. The teams sort out, and JC starts against Jimmy. The bell rings, the two tie up, and JC throws hands on Jimmy! JC whips, Jimmy goes up and over to mule kick! Then pop, lock and UPPERCUT! Jimmy RAMS JC into the corner, he tags Jey, and Jey runs up to ROCK JC! Jey waits on JC, runs up and LARIATS him up and out! JC flops to the floor, Jimmy holds the ropes for Jey to FLY! Direct hit on JC at the ramp and the fans fire up!
Jey hurries back into the ring, he gets the fans to YEET, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again, and Solo has Jey down with a shoulder claw! The fans rally for Jey, he fights up, and he fires body shots! Jey ROCKS Solo, then ROCKS JC and Loa for good measure! Jey fires more hands, then runs, but Solo CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but Solo BLASTS Jimmy! Solo mocks Knight by spelling it out, then he drags Jey up. Solo taunts Knight, but he blocks Jey’s kick! Only to get the DRAGON WHIP! The fans fire up while both men are down, and they both crawl, hot tags to Knight and Loa! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Loa & JC with a LAIRAT, a BIG back suplex, then a TOSS!
The fans cheer as Knight waves by to JC, but Loa scoops! Knight slips free to REVERSE DDT! Knight rolls back to his feet and goes to the corner! The fans join in as Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, but JC SPLASHES on it! Jimmy SUPERKICKS JC! Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Jimmy! Jey dodges one, then he DUMPS Solo out! Jey builds speed and DIVES, but Solo catches him! And SLAM DUNKS him on the desk! The fans boo but Solo then spots… Tama Tonga! Solo demands to know where Tama was, as does Tama’s brother, Talla. But in the ring, B F T for Loa! Cover, Knight & Usos win!
Winners: LA Knight & The Usos, by pinfall
Solo is speechless! He got distracted by dysfunction and he lost the match! Does this not bode well for the coming Street Fight against the Wyatts?
GUNTHER is here!
Sacramento boos Der Ring General as he walks down the ramp and to the ring, a smile on his face. But what will “The Career Killer” have to say about his coming match with Seth Rollins? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns with Gunther in the ring, mic in hand. The fans boo but Gunther just soaks it all up with a laugh. But then SETH ROLLINS rushes the ring! Rollins TACKLES Gunther and the scrap is on! The fans cheer as Rollins takes the fight to Gunther, but Gunther bails out of the ring! Rollins throws off the jacket, grabs the mic, and shouts, “Two weeks in a row, you’ve jumped me! That’s your receipt, Gunther! And in six nights at WrestleMania, I finish the job!” The fans cheer that! Rollins says Gunther thinks this is personal for him.
If that’s the truth and not just Gunther kissing Heyman’s ass for a favor, then be a man and walk back into the ring, look Rollins in the eye, and tell him why he wants to fight Rollins! The fans cheer but Gunther hesitates. Gunther tells Rollins off in German, but then he storms back down to ringside. The fans sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” for Rollins while Gunther grabs a new mic. Gunther gets right in Rollins’ face and tells him, “Yeah, sure, Seth. I am solving Heyman’s problem, and I’ll do it with a smile on my face, because you are pissing me off!” For years, Rollins strutted around like he’s the best when in reality, he’s NOT, GUNTHER IS!
And if Rollins were honest with himself, he never wanted to find out! Because when Gunther was World Heavyweight Champion, seeking out the highest level of competition, Rollins became a useful idiot for Heyman! So at WrestleMania, it IS personal! Gunther is setting the record straight as he shows Rollins can’t lace Gunther’s boots! The forearms fly again and the fans fire up! Rollins fires more shots, but Gunther KNEES low! Gunther reels Rollins in, but Rollins slips free to BOOT Gunther down! Gunther bails out again! But then Rollins lines up a shot, only for Gunther to avoid the Curb Stomp!
Gunther runs away into the crowd, Rollins’ eyes locked on him like a hawk! Rollins goes back to the ring to stand on the corner, and the fans all sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins and Gunther finally have it out, but who will #BurnItDown in Las Vegas?
Dominik Mysterio talks with Adam Pearce in his office.
Dirty Dom complains that not only does Pearce give that deadbeat dad, Rey Mysterio, a chance at Dom’s Intercontinental Championship in that ladder match, and now Dom has to face THE DEMON at WrestleMania?! Finn Balor swore The Demon was dead, so that doesn’t even make any sense! The contract was for Dom VS Finn, not a demon! This is not fair, cancel the match. Does all Dom do is complain? First of all, Rey is a WWE Hall of Famer, he deserves to be in a title match like that at WrestleMania.
And if we wanna talk Dom VS Demon, when Dom goes back to the clubhouse, he should stop in front of the first mirror there is and stare right into the face looking back at him. Dom will hopefully see one of two things: One, Rey does deserve this match; and when it comes to Finn, Dom is getting what he deserves. Have a great night. Dom says that’s not fair! Dom got himself into this situation, can he find a way out of it? Or will The Demon drag Dom to Hell in Sin City?
Iyo Sky VS Kairi Sane w/ Asuka!
The Genius did what she could against The Storm on Friday, but now she handles some personal business of her own here on Monday. Will Iyo find a way to free Kairi from Asuka’s emotional manipulation? Or is Kairi already too far gone?
Raw returns as Kairi makes her entrance, Asuka by her side. The bell rings and Kairi runs up! Iyo dodges, but Kairi comes back to THESZ PRESS! Kairi rains down fists, but Iyo turns things around to return those shots. Kairi HAMMERS Iyo, DRIBBLES her off the mat, then stomps Iyo down! Cocky cover, ONE! Kairi whips Iyo but Iyo reverses, only for Kairi to reverse back. Kairi then RAMS Iyo into the corner! The fans are torn as Kairi runs corner to corner, SLIDING D! Then Kairi pushes Iyo to the drop zone and climbs the corner. Kairi hits a FLYING KABUKI ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Kairi sits Iyo up.
Kairi kicks Iyo around, pushes her around, and eggs her on. Kairi drags Iyo up, but Iyo fires body shots. Kairi snapmares and chinlocks, but the fans rally for Iyo as she endures. Iyo fights up, but Kairi CLUBS her back down! Kairi squeezes tight, but the fans rally up harder. Iyo rises again, but Kairi kicks low! Kairi whips, Iyo reverses, and Iyo hip tosses, only for Kairi to roll through! They speed things up, Kairi goes up and RANAS, but Iyo handsprings through! The fans cheer Iyo as she then ducks, redirects, and pommels over Kairi! Iyo sweeps the leg and SHOTGUNS Kairi out!
The fans fire up for Iyo while she goes to the apron. Kairi anchors a leg and she YANKS Iyo down! Iyo smacks off the apron, then Kairi sends her into barriers. Iyo mule kicks in return, then goes up onto the barriers, to QUEBRADA! Direct hit on Kairi and Sacramento cheers while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Iyo CLOBBERS Kairi! Kairi comes back, but Iyo dodges to ELBOW, UPPERCUT, and SHOTEI! Kairi ducks the buzzsaw but not the HEEL KICK! Iyo whips, Kairi reverses, but Iyo goes up and out. Iyo KICKS Kairi in the ropes, then goes up top for a MISSILE DROPKICK! Iyo kips up and the fans fire up for the crazy taunt! Iyo runs corner to corner for the SHINKANSEN! Iyo drags Kairi into the drop zone, steps on her as she goes to the corner, then climbs again. But Kairi trips Iyo up! Iyo hits buckles, but she fires a forearm in return! Kairi goes outside now and Iyo climbs up.
Iyo drags Kairi to the very top of the corner, and the fans fire up again. Kairi resists whatever Iyo is planning, and she HEADBUTTS Iyo! Iyo falls into the Tree of Woe, but she manages to SHOTEI! Kairi distracts the ref, Asuka SMACKS Iyo off the post! The fans boo, the ref wonders what happened, but RHEA RIPLEY is here! Iyo helped Rhea, now Rhea’s gonna help Iyo! Rhea runs up and HEADBUTTS Asuka! Then a pump handle for- NO, Jade Cargill CLOBBERS Rhea! The Storm followed Mami to Raw for a moment like this! But Iyo DIVES and takes Jade down! Asuka eggs Iyo on, but Kairi drags Iyo up!
Iyo ducks the uraken to GAMANGIRI! Kairi falls into place, Iyo climbs up again, but Kairi again distracts the ref! Asuka trips Iyo up again! Kairi rolls Iyo up, Kairi wins!
Winner: Kairi Sane, by pinfall
Iyo can’t believe it! The Kabuki Warriors celebrate their victory together, is there no freeing Kairi from the hold Asuka has on her?
Triple H and Adam Pearce are back in the ring!
Just as they did to open the night, The Game and the Raw General Manager are here, ready for the other signature on the contract. Pearce welcomes out Brock Lesnar’s WrestleMania opponent, The Ruler, Oba Femi! The fans cheer as “O~BA!” indeed struts his way to the ring. Oba takes the contract and the pen, signs his part, then takes the mic. But HHH points to the stage, because Heyman has reappeared. The fans continue to chant for “O~BA!” Heyman says he’s been in this industry for his entire life, and he has never, ever seen someone come across to the audience as the biggest star as fast as Oba Femi.
And being in the industry his entire life, Heyman knows where he is safe and where he is not, for Oba is a violent man. Heyman will stay here on stage, if that’s okay with Oba. But being the violent man Oba is, he is the most violent person to come into the WWE since… Well, Brock Lesnar! Oba is the fastest rising star in the WWE since Brock Lesnar. Oba is the most impressive athlete, most impressive fighter, most impressive combat athlete. The fans chant more, but Heyman says they’re starting to piss him off. But the fact of the matter is, on Sunday, this all comes to an end.
On Sunday, everything that Oba has built comes crashing down! It comes crashing down in Suplex City, it comes crashing down with an F5, it comes crashing down when Oba is conquered by BRRROCK LESNARRR! The chants just get louder, but Heyman says there is no shame in a loss like this. There is nothing but pride, because Oba is in the real main event of WrestleMania! And when you get conquered, and by God you will be conquered by Brock Lesnar… Heyman gives Oba his word, that when Oba needs to rebuild after WrestleMania, Heyman’s door will always be open to Oba Femi.
The fans boo, but Oba says, “Paul, it’s taking everything in me to not come down that ramp and beat you pillar to post.” The fans cheer for that! They even chant, “BEAT HIS ASS!” Oba says it is deeper than that. The physical pain and scars will heal. If Oba beats Heyman up, the physical will heal. But the emotional wounds from Oba beating The Beast will last forever! The fans cheer again, and Oba says as far as that door, go ahead and close it. The only door Oba needs open is already open, and that is the door to WrestleMania!
Because two months ago, Heyman and his Beast issued an Open Challenge to whoever dared to step up, without even caring who would. And why would Heyman? Because there has been 25 years of history that says Lesnar cannot be beat. But Oba has four weeks of history that says Lesnar absolutely can! And this has never been personal, it is all just business. But this time, it is different! Heyman can feel it, Oba can feel it, the fans can feel it! It is time to put an end to The Beast! Heyman’s been there the whole way, has been Lesnar’s friend, Advocate, mouthpiece, and a good one at that. But he’s never been an honest one!
The fans chant for Oba again, and Oba says if Heyman were honest, he would’ve come out here and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client, Brock Lesnar, is SCARED of Oba Femi! He is AFRAID of Oba Femi!” Because this is The Ruler, the Bringer of War, the Mountain You Cannot Conquer, and at WrestleMania, Oba will slay the Beast, because he is THE ONE! The fans fire up again, and Oba says he IS the one. He knows it, the fans know it, and at WrestleMania, Heyman will know it, too! Heyman seems forlorn. But is it for Lesnar? Or over what Lesnar will do to Oba to prove Oba wrong?
Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee VS JD McDonagh & Rusev!
Before they all battle in the Six Pack Ladder Match, the Young OG teams with the Boy Wonder against the Irish Ace and Bulgarian Brute! Which side builds momentum before things truly escalate at WrestleMania?
Raw returns as JD makes his entrance, joining the others in the ring. The teams sort out and JD starts against Dragon, but then BLASTS Dragon and Je’Von in the corner! JD stomps Dragon, SLAPS him, then CHOPS him! Dragon turns things around to CHOP, but JD kicks low again. JD bumps Dragon off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps him down. JD stomps away on Dragon but stops as the ref counts. JD drags Dragon up to short arm LARIAT! Then he BOOTS Evans off the apron! JD drags Dragon back up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE! Dragon is tougher than that, but JD drags him around.
JD bumps Dragon off buckles, then tags Rusev. Rusev drags Dragon up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! Rusev brings Dragon back up to suplex high and hard! Rusev runs to ELBOW DROP! Dragon flounders but Rusev KICKS him in the back! Rusev drags Dragon up, tags JD in, and they mug Dragon. JD wrenches Dragon to then hit a BIG back suplex! Dragon writhes but the fans rally up. JD drags Dragon back to the corner and tags Rusev back in. Rusev and JD stomp Dragon down while the fans tell them off. Rusev and Dragon trade shots, but Rusev KNEES low! Rusev reels Dragon in, lifts him up, but Dragon fights to RANA!
The fans cheer as Dragon hurries, hot tag to Evans! Evans hurdles over Rusev, BLASTS JD, then dodges Rusev to DROPKICK! Evans says time to go crazy! He DIVES onto JD! Rusev storms up to the ropes but Evans GAMANGIRIS! Then he springboards to FLYIGN LARIAT! The fans fire up again, and Evans goes up and over to dodge JD! Evans clinches but Rusev whips! Evans grabs ropes, he DUMPS Rusev out, and he builds speed again, but Rusev blocks the kick! Rusev SWATS Evans, Evans staggers, but JD YANKS Dragon from the apron! JD RAMS Dragon into the apron, then goes up to ASAI MOONSAULT!
Down goes Dragon, but Evans DECKS JD! The fans fire up for Evans as he runs in around the way, but Rusev catches the crossbody! The fans fire up as Rusev FALL AWAY SLAMS Evans up and over the desk! The Son of Thunder roars while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again with Evans and Rusev both down! They crawl, hot tags to Dragon and JD! Dragon runs to FLYING RANA JD onto Rusev! Then Dragon puts JD back in, he dodges JD to SNAP GERMAN! And SUPERKICK! And then he builds speed, but JD STANDING SPANISH FLIES to counter! Cover, Evans breaks it up! But Rusev returns to CLUB Evans, whips him to ropes, but Evans hits the RED DOT GAMANGIRI! Rusev goes outside, but Evans FLIES out to take him down! Dragon aims at JD, but JD dodges the Dragon Blade! Dragon slips through JD’s lariat, sunset flips and stacks, TWO! But into the STYLES CLASH!! Cover, Dragon & Evans win!
Winners: Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee, by pinfall
It was fast ‘n’ furious to finish, but Rusev CLOBBERS the winners for it! FALL AWAY SLAM for Evans, SWINGING SLAM for Dragon! Rusev stomps Dragon Lee and clamps on the ACCOLADE! But REY MYSTERIO rushes out here! The King of Lucha slides in, dodges Rusev, and fires off fast hands! Rusev shoves Rey but Rey dropkicks the legs out! Rusev’s on the ropes, and the fans fire up as Rey dials it up! But Rusev LARIATS first! Wait, here comes PENTA! The final piece of the puzzle is here, and he GAMANGIRIS Rusev! Then he CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Penta runs, springboards, but into a MACHKA KICK!!
Evans ROCKS Rusev, then goes up, up, O G- NO, Rusev catches Evans to URENAGE! Rusev is rampaging, he even shoves JD to MACHKA KICK! MACHKA KICK for Rey! MACHKA KICK for Penta! And then a MACHKA KICK for Dragon Lee! Rusev clamps the ACCOLADE back on, and he bends Dragon back! Dragon taps, but it doesn’t matter now! Rusev shoves Dragon down, will nothing stop him from rising up to take the Intercontinental Championship?
Adam Pearce is on the phone.
The Raw GM says it doesn’t get any bigger! The Greatest of All Time, JOHN CENA, hosting WrestleMania 42! Yeah, that’s huge! But then Danhausen interrupts. Is that him? Him who? John Cena. Speaking of which, Danhausen would like to address his demandhausens. Since Danhausen is undefeated at 1-0 and surely a future Hall of Famer, some referring to him as the Uberest of All Time, Danhausen demands to speak with Mr. Cena. No, not happening. But since Cena is hosting WrestleMania, Danhausen can talk to him there, surely Cena will be delighted for that. Now, if you’ll excuse Pearce, he has to finish this call.
Danhausen hopes he can see Cena, since you can’t see me. Pearce says he needs a drink. He ends his call, but then Danhausen is gone. Maybe we really can’t see Danhausen… But is WrestleMania about to be cursed?
Roman Reigns heads to the ring!
Sacramento cheers, raising their ones to the sky for the OTC! Roman gave CM Punk the ultimatum to open the show, how will the WWE World Heavyweight Champion choose to close the show? We’re going to find out, after the break.
Raw returns as Roman stands in the ring. He raises his finger to the sky and gets the pyro. Roman then grabs a mic, and the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” Roman takes a moment while the fans duel between “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” and “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” The “O T C! O T C!” takes over, and Roman nods before saying, “Sacramento…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer, but then CM Punk makes his entrance after all! The fans cheer all the same, and they even sing along with Cult of Personality. Roman waits, but Punk doesn’t come out from the stage! He’s in the crowd!
Roman realizes this, and he watches Punk make his way down, high-fiving fans as he goes. Punk eventually reaches ringside, and he smiles as he sees Roman’s eyes are locked on him. Punk steps up onto the desk, shows off the Sacramento Kings colored merch shirt, and says, “After watching the cold open, what amounts to a political smear campaign put together I assume by yourself, I’ve come out here to tell the truth. And I’m gonna have the people of Sacramento be my witnesses, and Roman, you can be the judge, the jury, and the executioner. So, as I tell my story, as I tell my truth, tell me when I’m telling lies.”
Punk hops off the desk, but Roman tells him if he steps into the ring, they won’t need these mics. Punk still walks up the steel steps, goes to the apron, and he stares Roman down while the fans continue dueling chants. Punk says he thought about this over the last few weeks. He hates Roman, because he envies Roman. “This is all I ever wanted. This is the only dream I had in my heart since I was a little kid. And I envy the fact that it was handed to you. And I hate that you were champion for 1,316 days. Because after some self-reflection, I hate that I know how hard you worked your ass off to be that great.
“In the history books, in the future, when they talk about legacy, they’re not gonna ask how, they’re gonna ask how many. And I hate that number, 1316. I hate the amount of times you’ve main-evented WrestleMania. Tell me when I’m telling lies, Roman. Have I lied? I hate that I envy, I hate that I feel this way. Sika was a great man. Sika was a great wrestler. Sika was a champion, Sika’s a Hall of Famer. And I love and respect the old-timers. And I hate the fact that I invoked your father’s name in vain. And I sincerely apologize to you.”
The fans are a bit torn over that, but now Punk steps into the ring, steps closer to Roman, and Punk says, “I hate that there’s more than one royal family in professional wrestling. And I hate that I envy the fact that I wasn’t born into a dynasty. I don’t know what having that kind of family is like. CM Punk was born in the backyards, avenues, and alleyways of Chicago. I was a misfit who had to find my own family, and I found my family in the streets of Sacramento.
“I found my family in the locker rooms of every VFW Hall or Knights of Columbus, or in dilapidated, burned out, Midwest barns, Fireside Bowl bowling alleys, abandoned churches. I found my family and my people on the indies, and I conquered the indies, and then I went to Japan. I went to England, I went to Puerto Rico, I went all around the world twice. I wasn’t handed anything, I wasn’t born on third base with a silver spoon. I busted my ass, and I made pro-wrestling my home, and I made them my family.” The fans cheer all that, too!
Punk says he hates that he feels this way, that he has to share any of it with Roman, especially the fact that it’s his first singles match headlining WrestleMania. Tell him when he’s telling lies. Punk says on April 19th, he has gold on his shoes, gold around his waist, and later that night, after the desert sun has set and the dry air gets cold with steam rising off his beat up, bloody face, he’ll have gold above his head. The ring announcer will be saying, “AND STILL Heavyweight Champion of the World,” with Las Vegas chanting, “C! M! PUNK!” The fans duel again while Roman starts to get anxious.
Punk says again, “Tell me when I’m telling lies.” Roman says that’s the truest stuff he’s ever heard Punk say. Until the end. Roman will tell Punk some truths. Roman hates Punk, too. Roman has hated Punk for a long time. But the main reason is because of Punk’s relationship with all the fans. Roman hopes he can get to the point where when he leaves, the fans all miss him as much as they missed Punk. That one day, when Roman leaves, they chant for Roman for ten years straight. That’s the truest thing Punk has, it’s the connection with the fans, and no one can ever take that from him.
But on Sunday, that is Punk’s truth, but it is not the reality. The reality is that time is up. Punk had two months and he did nothing with it! On Sunday, it ain’t #AndStill, it is #AndNEW! This nostalgia act experiment is done. On Sunday, they fix the mess Punk started. On Sunday, they make this place where they had it: at the very top, worth every single dollar! On Sunday, Tribal Chief takes over, and Punk will ACKNOWLEDGE HIM! Roman and Punk stare down while the fans chant for them both. Raw goes off the air, but who wins the most important match of all at WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
A very good go-home episode of Raw, though it couldn’t quite escape the Go Home Syndrome. Very good promo from Roman to call out Punk, and a very good segment from them both to end the show, but they already maxed out the heat so there wasn’t much they could add. On the flipside, really good stuff with Vaquer’s interview promo turning into a brawl with Liv. They turned up the heat again, which I didn’t think was possible, and those two are gonna tear each other apart. Kudos to Cathy Kelley for taking that bump, too.
Rollins and Gunther had a good brawl that then turned into a promo that then turned back into a brawl, but I don’t know if it really explained why this was “personal.” Gunther might dislike Rollins being flamboyant and all, but this is still just to get the eventual match with Lesnar. Speaking of Lesnar, very good stuff with him, Heyman, and Oba Femi. Heyman does great on the mic as always, but Oba held his own, especially for only being in pro-wrestling for just a couple years. I would really hope Oba does win at Mania, especially with it opening WrestleMania Sunday, which they’re making sure to have air even on “ESPN proper,” the cable channel! The most eyes on that match possible, and WWE better make the right move.
Very good matches to send some people to Mania with momentum, though the Women’s Tag Division is missing some fire given Nikki Bella is still a game day decision. Charlotte VS Lyra was a very good match all the same, with Bayley cheating Charlotte back for what happened on Friday. No idea where the math lands on that, but that makes the Fatal 4 Way tag a lot of fun. Meanwhile, Rusev clearly go-home-mathed himself out of winning the Intercontinental title after he destroyed all five other men in that ladder match. To me, it’ll either be Rey Mysterio winning or Penta retaining, and we can have something just as fun for Backlash.
Very good interaction from Knight, Usos and MFT, though MFT showing up was literally just so they could do this Six Man Tag and have a team lose to Knight & Usos. Well, they did add to the MFT dysfunction so there is that. It might be a bit obvious, but someone is likely leaving MFT this Friday during that Street Fight. The obvious move is Tama being exiled, but I would love if Tama got his literal brothers, Talla & Loa, on his side to exile Solo. Good montage from IShowSpeed with Logan & Theory, but this is still wrestling tropes/cliche where Speed doesn’t just apologize and wash his hands of this. Either Speed should ditch Vision, or Vision ditches Speed.
We finally got some better stuff with Rhea and Jade, but that was only because it joined the Iyo-Kairi-Asuka triangle here on Raw. It’d be a little last minute, but #RheYo VS Kabuki Warriors could be a good go-home match on SmackDown to see how Rhea looks going into her match with Jade. The Iyo-Kairi-Asuka triangle can also continue with a proper build going towards Backlash.
My Score: 8.7/10
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This could be a battle of biblical proportions!
MJF says he’s The Devil, Kenny Omega is “God,” but who will be AEW World Championship after they clash in Dynasty’s main event?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – Alex Windsor VS Marina Shafir; Windsor wins.
- Zero Hour – Kamille VS Big Anne; Kamille wins.
- Zero Hour – AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Jack wins and retains the title.
- Zero Hour – AEW Women’s Tag Team Championships: The Divine Dominion VS Maya World & Hyan; The Divine Dominion wins and retains the titles.
- Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita VS The Young Bucks; The Bucks win.
- Chris Jericho VS Ricochet w/ The Gates of Agony; Ricochet wins.
- AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Darby Allin VS Andrade El Idolo; Darby wins and will challenge for the title.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Adam Copeland & Christian Cage; FTR wins and retains the titles.
- Vacant TNT Championship Casino Gauntlet: Kevin Knight wins and is the new AEW TNT Champion.
- AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Jamie Hayter; wins and
- AEW World Trios Championships: The Dogs VS Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong & ???
- AEW Continental Championship: Jon Moxley VS Will Ospreay; wins and
- AEW World Championship: MJF VS Kenny Omega; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
It’s the Dynasty Zero Hour!
Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, Paul Wight & Jeff Jarrett in discussing, analyzing, and predicting all the action going down in Vancouver, British Columbia!
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
But the Babe with the Power doesn’t get to say much before KAMILLE attacks!! Mercedes Mone’s former enforcer is back and she’s throwing Willow into the garage door again and again and again! Then she stands over Willow to say, “I’m back, baby.” Will this American Gladiator prove Willow is NOT the Comeback Killer?
Zero Hour – Alex Windsor VS Marina Shafir!
While Iron Will Windsor is NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, this fight ain’t about the gold! This is because Windsor wants to cut off “the ass” of the snake that is The Death Riders before Will Ospreay goes for the head! Will this Brawling Bird solve The Problem tonight? Or will Marina clip this bird’s wings?
The bell rings and the fans rally up already. The two talk trash, then they run up to fire hands! Marina whips Windsor to the corner, but Windsor BOOTS her back! Windsor runs up and LARIATS Marina down! The fans fire up while Marina bails out. Windsor goes to the apron, CANNONBALLS to the floor, and the fans cheer that goal! Windsor puts Marina in the ring, CLOBBERS Marina, then rains down fists! The fans rally behind Windsor and she clinches for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, then SLIDING- NO, Marina blocks the lariat into an ARMBAR! Windsor clasps hands, fights around, and high stacks, TWO!
Marina keeps hold of the arm, breaks the grip, but Windsor hurries to stack again! TWO and Marina lets Windsor go. The two go to corners, but Marina runs up, only for Windsor to put Marina on the apron. Marina ROCKS Windsor, then catches her into a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands while the fans are torn, but Marina lets go at 4. Marina then trips Windsor, brings her outside, and scuffs her with a kick. Marina drags Windsor up, whips her into railing, and Windsor flops to the floor! The fans rally while Marina refreshes the ring count. Marina steps on Windsor, taunts the fans, but the ref counts.
Marina steps off at 4, drags Windsor back up, and puts her in the ring. Marina stalks Windsor but Windsor fires body shots! Marina KICKS Windsor, then looms over her. Marina grabs an arm, wrenches and SAYANAGIS! The fans rally for Windsor but Marina drags her up again. SAYANAGI! Marina smirks as she steps on Windsor’s face! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Marina steps off. Marina clamps onto Windsor for a full nelson, but Windsor fights up, only for Marina to SAYANAGI again! The fans rally for Windsor as she up kicks at Marina. Marina storms up on Windsor, whips corner to corner hard, and Windsor falls down.
Marina whips Windsor corner to corner again, then runs up, but Windsor dodges! Marina’s foot hits buckles and she falls to the apron, then the floor. Marina clutches a toe but manages to slide into the ring. Marina grabs Windsor’s foot but Windsor kicks at her. Marina cartwheels through and clamps on with a chinbar. Marina talks trash on Windsor for being “cheeky,” then whips her corner to corner. Windsor comes back to CLOBBER Marina! The fans fire up as Windsor keeps moving, redirects Marina, and RUNS her over again! The fans rally as Windsor ducks ‘n’ dodges and redirects again, FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE!
The fans rally while both women are down. Windsor rises and the fans fire up again! Windsor grabs Marina’s legs, steps through, but Windsor fights the Sharpshooter to have a TRIANGLE HOLD! They roll, Marina has a cover, TWO! Marina runs up, clinches, and URENAGES! Cover, TWO! Windsor survives but Marina clamps on again with a KIMURA! The fans boo but Windsor endures. Windsor fights up, fires body shots, then rolls Marina up, TWO! Both women hurry to their feet, and Marina ROCKS Windsor! Windsor wobbles but she don’t fall down! Marina ROCKS her again, but Windsor just eggs Marina on!
Marina CHOPS, Windsor CHOPS, and repeat! Then Windsor fires a flurry of forearms! Marina BODY BLOWS Windsor, KNEES again and again, then she soaks up the heat from Vancouver. Marina has a wristlock, but Windsor turns the ripcord into a HEADBUTT! Windsor runs, but into a BOOT! Both women are down as the fans fire up again! A standing count starts as both women rise up. Marina KICKS Windsor in the chest, but Windsor eggs her on! Marina KICKS her down again! The fans fire up as Windsor rises, blocks a kick, and HEAD- NO, Marina hits a SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! KICK! But Windsor’s right up!
Windsor blocks a kick, HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Pump handle DRIVER!! Cover, Windsor wins!
Winner: Alex Windsor, by pinfall
Another victory for Windsor over Marina, and yet why is Marina still smiling? Does she just like fighting that much? As for Windsor, will Ospreay follow suit and get a win of his own tonight?
Zero Hour – Kamille VS Big Anne!
We just saw how this American Gladiator “answered” Willow Nightingale’s return challenge by cancelling tonight’s TBS Championship match! Will Kamille’s return turn into a rampage? Or will Big Anne get a big win in her AEW debut?
The bell rings and Kamille RAMS Anne into a corner! Kamille CLUBS away on Anne, then stomps away! The ref counts, Kamille backs off, and she whips Anne corner to corner hard! Kamille SPLASHES, then short arm LARIATS! The fans boo but Kamille soaks up the heat. Kamille drags Anne up, TOSSES her away, and she runs to BOOT Anne down! The fans continue to boo but Kamille drags Anne up again. Kamille wants Anne to look at the camera before the torture rack! Kamille THRASHES Anne around, before hitting the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, Kamille wins!
Winner: Kamille, by pinfall
Talk about making an impact! But now Willow wants her payback! The ref and the medical trainer both want Willow to wait, but Willow goes to the ring, only for Kamille to CLOBBER her again! Kamille bumps Willow off buckles, then stomps away and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Kamille soaks up that heat. Kamille runs up and SPLASHES Willow! Then she says one more, and SPLASHES again! Wait, Kamile still wants more! And she BOOTS Willow right down! Kamille pats Willow on the head and says she’ll see her again real soon. Will Kamille take Willow’s smile as well as the TBS Championship?
Zero Hour – AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis!
It was a wonderful night for Jungle Jack back at Revolution as he won this title in his hometown of Los Angeles! But now he defends his title in Vancouver, against the Don Callis Family’s Dunkzilla! Will Davis refill the family’s treasury with this gold? Or will Dynasty be all about that Tarzan Life?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if Jack can stay golden!
The bell rings and the fans rally up for Jack. Davis and Jack tie up, and Davis THROWS Jack to a corner! The fans rally, Jack says okay, hold on, and he resets with Davis. Jack slips around, headlocks, but Davis powers up and out to then CLOBBER Jack! Jack flounders away and asks for another breather. The fans rally as Jack comes back, dodges Davis, and KICKS, KICKS, and CHOPS! Jack shoves, Davis shoves back, but Jack flips up and over Davis to then DROPKICK him out! The fans fire up as Jack aims, PLANCHAS, but Davis catches Jack! The fans fire up as Davis pops Jack up and brings him around the way, only for Jack to POST Davis first!
The fans fire up as Jack then uses the post to swing and DROPKICK Davis again! The fans cheer as Jack shoves Davis into the ring. Jack HOTSHOTS Davis, goes up top, but Davis snatches Jack for the ROCKET LAUNCHER! Jack tumbles away but Davis digs his forearms into Jack! Davis runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Jack sputters in the corner while Davis snarls. Davis drags Jack to center, kneeling cover, TWO! Cocky as it was, it almost kept Jack down. Davis kicks Jack around, scoops and SLAMS, then he SENTONS on top! Davis pushes Jack to a cover, TWO! Davis clamps onto Jack with a chinlock, and even digs his knee in.
The fans rally as Jack endures, and Jack fights up to fire body shots. Davis KNEES low, then whips Jack to ropes. Jack ducks the boot, then JAWBREAKERS back! Davis runs up but Jack DUMPS him out! Jack then goes up, up, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down goes Davis and the fans fire up with Jack! Jack high-fives some fans, drags Davis up and brings him around. Jack shoves Davis into the ring, the fans rally up, and Jack climbs again. But Davis grabs Jack again! Davis climbs up this time, but Jack SLAPS and CHOPS Davis! Then he CLAWS Davis’s eyes before he HEADBUTTS Davis down! Then Jack DIVING-
NO, Jack has to roll through as Davis dodges! Jack ELBOWS Davis, ROLLING ELBOWS, then hits SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Davis survives. Jack nods and he brings Davis up. The fans rally, Jack reels Davis in, but Davis is too hefty for that! Jack CLUBS away on Davis, and he still tries! Jack lifts Davis, but Davis powers up to BACKDROP Jack out! Davis runs and BLASTS Jack off apron and into railing! Jack slumps down but the fans rally again. Davis goes out to fetch Jack, brings him around, and puts him on the apron. The ring count climbs, Davis stands Jack up, and he suplexes for an APRON FALCON ARROW!!
The fans lose their minds while Jack dangles off the apron! Davis shoves Jack in the ring, covers, TWO!! The fans cheer as Jack somehow survives! Davis is furious, and he short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Davis gut wrenches but Jack grabs a leg! The fans rally but Davis fires knees into Jack. Davis CHOP LARIATS Jack down! The fans boo but Davis hauls Jack back up! Gut wrench and- NO, Jack slips free! Then he tilt-o-whirls, but Davis manages to throw Jack down! COUNT TO- DDT!! Jack turns things around and the fans fire up again! Jack roars, the fans are with him, and Jack still lifts Davis?!? PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans can’t believe it and neither can Jack! Davis is just tougher than they think! Jack goes to the corner, and he says time for a sacrifice! GLASS- NO, Davis stops the knee! But Jack SUPERKICKS the lariat! Then mule kick! Davis ducks the buzzsaw, shoves Jack to the ropes, and ENZIGIRIS! Then the REBOUND- RANA!! Cover, JACK WINS!
Winner: “Jungle” Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW National Champion)
Davis is stunned, but Jack just snatched victory from the jaws of defeat! Jack cradles his baby, but will he and the National Championship be living that Tarzan Life all through Spring and Summer?
Zero Hour – AEW Women’s Tag Team Championships: The Divine Dominion VS Maya World & Hyan!
The Megasus tried with the Superbad Girl, she tried with The Problem, but it took finding the Aussie Amazon to make her a champion. And now, these two might be the most dominant, nigh unstoppable duo in all of AEW! Will they make another team #BowDown? Or will #ThatGirl & The Renaissance Woman shock the world to close out the Zero Hour?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if size doesn’t matter!
The teams sort out and Maya starts against Lena. The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Lena SHOVES Maya down, eggs her on, then RUNS her over! Maya handsprings up and the fans cheer that! Maya ducks ‘n’ dodges to ENZIGIRI! Megan tags in and RUNS Maya over! The fans are torn but Megan drags Maya up. Megan scoops but Maya slips free, and Maya tags Hyan! Hyan DROPKICKS Megan, then runs up to whip. Megan reverses but Hyan grabs ropes. Hyan dodges and UPPERCUTS Megan, snapmare roll, then cravat for the KNEE, SMASH, and roll-up! TWO, and Megan stands to RAM Hyan into a corner!
Megan storms around, then runs corner to corner, but Hyan goes up! Hyan RANAS Megan away, then goes up the corner! Hyan leaps to CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE!! Megan is tougher than that but Hyan keeps on her. Megan fights the back suplex, throws elbows, then bumps Hyan off buckles. Tag to Lena, but Hyan BOOTS Megan! Megan CHOPS Hyan down, BLASTS Maya, and Lena Electric Chair SLAMS Hyan off the apron! The Divine Dominion soak up cheers and jeers before Lena puts Hyan back in. Lena drags Hyan up, whips her to the corner, then stomps away! The ref counts, even as Lena digs her boots in!
The fans are torn as Lena stops to tag in Megan. Megan stands Hyan up, RAMS into her again and again, then stops at 4. Megan CHOPS Hyan, tags Lena, and SPLASHES Hyan! Megan BUTTERFLY PLEXES Hyan, and Lena SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Lena mocks Maya by holding Hyan’s hand out to her, then CLUBS her down! Lena whips Hyan to the corner, LARIATS, then ELBOWS! Tag to Megan and Lena runs side to side, BOOT! Megan adds a BOOT! Then a GERMAN SUPLEX! Hyan flounders but Megan covers, TWO! Megan drags Hyan over, puts her in the corner, and she fires clubbing shots from all sides!
The ref counts, Megan tags Lena, and Lena brings Hyan around. Hyan fires body shots, Lena CLUBS her, then Lena soaks up the heat. Lena whips Hyan, but Hyan BOOTS her! The fans fire up as Hyan and Lena stagger, but Megan tags in! Megan runs up on Hyan, but Hyan DUMPS Megan out! Hyan hurries for her corner, but Megan runs to BLAST Maya! The fans boo, but Megan whips Hyan back into the Divine corner. Megan CHOPS Hyan, runs up, but into a BOOT! Hyan ELBOWS Lena away, then she dodges Megan to POST her! Megan and Hyan are both down while the fans rally up! Megan and Hyan crawl, hot tags to Lena and Maya!
The fans fire up as Maya ducks under, UP KICKS, then SOBATS and BOOTS! Lena just scowls, but Maya ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA Lena to a corner! Maya UPPERCUTS, whips, but Lena reverses! Maya goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Maya handsprings up and the fans cheer her on! Maya runs in and BACK BODY BLOCKS! Megan runs up but is sent into Lena! Maya BACK BODY BLOCKS again, then tags Hyan! Hyan tunes up, roars and runs around the world for a KNEE! Maya goes up, BLOCKBUSTER LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Lena survives but Hyan coordinates with Maya.
Hyan tags Maya, they get Lena up again, and Maya runs, only for Lena to ELBOW Hyan, BOOT Maya, and HOOK KICK Hyan! Tag to Megan and she brings Maya up. Maya JAWBREAKERS, then she and Hyan double whip! Megan reverses, kicks Maya, and fireman’s carries Hyan! Maya jumps on but Megan just adds her to it! FALL AWAY SLAM SAMOAN DROP COMBO! The fire up again, and Megan LEAPING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Tag to Lena and Divine Dominion get Maya up. But Hyan with the save! Lena ROCKS Hyan, Megan TOSSES Hyan aside, then they get Maya again! DIVINE- DOUBLE DDT COUNTER!!
The fans fire up while all four women are down! Maya hurries to tag Hyan back in, and they run up on the champs to DOUBLE DROPKICK! The Divine Dominion tumble outside, and Maya holds the ropes open for Hyan! Hyan DIVES through the five hole to take out Divine Dominion! Then she sets them back up so Maya can ASAI MOONSAULT! Down they go again! The fans are thunderous while Hyan & Maya put Lena in. But Lena wrenches and BOOTS Hyan! Hyan ROCKS Lena! Then she counter punches again and again and again! Hyan CHOPS, runs, but into the BOOT! Lena reels Hyan into the fireman’s carry, but Hyan fights free!
Hyan O’Conner Rolls Hyan, TWO! Megan with the DRIVEBY on the apron! Lena then gets Hyan back up, T K O! Cover, Maya breaks it! The fans fire up again, but Lena BOOTS Maya! Megan runs up, SHOTGUN GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Megan tags back in, DIVINE INTERVENTION! High stack, Divine Dominion wins!
Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions)
Hyan & Maya put up quite the fight, but they could not overcome these demigods! Will Megan & Lena always stand atop the mountain like true Olympians? Or will a team find the secret to dethroning the Divine Dominion?
The truest, most basic battle has always been between right and wrong.
Two sides of a coin decide an entire future. But which side dictates righteousness? Is it a soldier of fortune? Or a soldier of ambition? A toxic entity? Or justified aggressor? Is it the revenge seekers? Or the perpetrators of the original sin? A devil or a god? No matter the side you stand, the only way to prove right or wrong is through the other side. Tonight, AEW builds its Dynasty!
Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita VS The Young Bucks!
Don Callis joins commentary so he can watch his Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen put down Matt & Nick Jackson, all in the name of avenging Kyle Fletcher! But will the incentive of Okada VS Takeshita be enough to hold the team together? Or will Vancouver be throwing a Superkick Party?
The teams sort out and the fans are already losing their minds over this dream match. Konosuke and Nick start and circle as the fans rally. They tie up, Nick headlocks, but Konosuke powers out. They RAM shoulders, then Konosuke dares Nick to go again. Nick runs, but Konosuke RUNS him over! Konosuke runs, Nick stays low, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! The fans fire up, and Okada asks for the tag. Konosuke tags Okada in, and they work together to double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Okada adds an ELBOW DROP, then Konosuke adds an ELBOW DROP!
The fans cheer Okada and Konosuke as they shake hands! Okada scoops Nick, SLAMS him down, then slingshot SENTONS from the apron! Okada mocks The Bucks’ signature pose, then stalks Nick to the corner. Okada tags Konosuke, they double whip but Nick blocks a shot to CHOP! Nick goes up and over Okada to then “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans fire up while Nick tags Matt. Matt whips, Okada reverses, but Matt goes up and over. Nick GAMANGIRIS before helping Matt with the SLICED BREAD! Then SHINING WIZARD! Konosuke storms in, but into double kicks!
The Bucks double whip, but Konosuke dodges! Konosuke waistlocks Matt, Matt switches to shove Konosuke and Nick waistlocks. Matt runs up, but Konosuke BOOTS him! Konosuke switches, Nick switches, Matt runs up, SUNSET GERMAN SUPLEX! Then The Bucks DOUBLE LARIAT Konosuke up and out! The fans fire up while Okada regroups with Takeshita. Nick and Matt work together, MONKEY FLIP ASAI MOONSAULT! The fans are thunderous again but Callis gets pissed! Nick drags Konosuke up and puts him in the ring. Matt scoops, Nick aims from the apron, but Okada hurries in! Nick fakes the springboard to make Okada whiff on his dropkick!
Matt CLUBS Konosuke, Nick springboards, MISSILE DROPKICK SENTON COMBO! The fans fire up and rally behind The Bucks, Nick whips Matt so he can WRECK Konosuke with a dropkick! Nick runs, but Okada FLAPJACKS him onto Matt! Matt falls and Okada grins while Nick flounders away. Okada goes out and asks, “How’s your brother’s d*ck?” Konosuke covers Matt, TWO! Okada RAMS Nick into railing while Konosuke clamps onto Matt with a chinlock. The fans tell Callis off while Konosuke clamps on with a tighter hold. Matt fights up, fires body shots, then runs, but into a BOOT! Matt flounders while Konosuke tags Okada.
Okada storms up on Matt, TOSSES him out, and he distracts the ref so Konosuke can SMACK Matt off the desk! Callis says okay, take it easy, but Konosuke stands Matt so Callis can CLAW Matt’s eye! The fans boo but the ref misses it all! Konosuke puts Matt in the ring for Okada while the fans continue to tell Callis off. The fans rally as Okada runs and ELBOWS Matt in the corner! Okada scuffs Matt but Matt gets mad. The fans fire up as Matt fires haymakers! Okada kicks low, then DDTS! Cover, TWO! Okada tags Konosuke, they haul Matt up, and they whip Matt to the corner. Konosuke runs up but Matt ELBOWS him away!
Matt ELBOWS Okada, then he DUMPS Konosuke! Then he DUMPS Okada! Konosuke trips Matt up, drags him out, and sends him into railing! Matt runs up but Konosuke pops him up, only to get DIAMOND DUST on the floor! The fans fire up while Matt slowly rises up. Matt hurries into the ring, crawls as fast as he can, but Okada YANKS Nick down! Then he HOTSHOTS Matt! Okada kicks Nick to DDT him on the floor! Okada snatches the headband and vest to put it on! Callis gets a good laugh but the fans do love Okada cosplaying as a Young Buck. Okada mockingly holds out a hand but Matt sees it’s NOT Nick.
Matt frowns but Okada grins as he flips Matt off. But then Matt SUPERKICKS Okada down! Konosuke runs up and EXPLODERS! Cover, TWO! Okada takes off the vest and he tags in. “This is Awesome!” as Okada & Konosuke stand Matt up. Matt fires hands on Okada, then on Konosuke, then runs. Matt ducks ‘n’ dodges, then rolls back to wheelbarrow and DOUBLE BULLDOG! The fans fire up while Matt reaches out. Hot tag to Nick! Now Nick fires hands on Okada and Konosuke! Konosuke mule kicks, then he and Okada double whip! They DOUBLE HIP TOSS, but Nick lands out! Meeting of the minds!
Nick pommels off Takeshita to KICK Okada! Nick puts Konosuke up top, then dodges to send Okada into Konosuke! Konosuke falls back while Nick whips Okada, but Okada reverses. Nick goes up and out to ROCK Okada, then springboards to DOUBLE STOMP! Somersault and DRAPING BACKSTABBER! The fans are thunderous as Nick stands tall! Nick runs up to wheelbarrow and CUTTER on Okada! Cover, Konosuke breaks it! Matt storms in and brings Konosuke up, but Konosuke fires a forearm! Okada TOSSES Nick, Konosuke TOSSES Matt, but The Bucks RAM in, and stereo slingshot sunset flip, for STEREO SHARPSHOOTERS!!
The fans fire up as The Bucks sit deep! Okada and Konosuke reaches out to keep each other from tapping! Konosuke SLAPS Okada, Okada SLAPS Konosuke, and Callis claims that’s solely to work together! Okada and Konosuke both fight around to ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while The Bucks let go. Matt goes back to the corner and tags in. Okada tags Konosuke but Matt storms up to ROCK Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Matt! They go back and forth, shot for shot, but then Konosuke fires boxing elbows! Nick jumps in but he gets elbows, too! Konosuke blocks a kick, blocks another, and SWINGS it into Matt!
Konosuke ROCKS Nick, Matt kicks low, but Konosuke LARIATS! Nick SPIN KICKS Konosuke! Okada lifts Nick, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Matt SUPERKICKS Okada! Konosuke BOOTS Matt! Konosuke back suplexes, Matt lands out, then Matt dodges the boot! Matt gives Nick the boost, FLYING RANA off the ropes! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Okada! The fans fire up again as The Bucks climb the corners! They aim at Okada and Konosuke, MACHO ELBOW and SWANTON BOMB in stereo! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and The Bucks coordinate again. Matt scoops Konosuke, but Okada catches Nick!
Konosuke flips things on Matt, and he even tucks Matt in! BASTARD TOMBSTONE IN STEREO! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives to keep The Bucks in this match! Konosuke stands Matt up, puts him up top, then climbs up behind him. “This is Awesome!” as Matt fights free. Okada runs up, but Matt ELBOWS him away! Konosuke is back to trip Matt up! Konosuke goes back up top, hoists Matt up, and SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Matt tumbles away, but Nick SUPERKICKS Konosuke! Okada DROPKICKS Nick! Okada brings Matt up, ripcord, but Matt dodges! WAGAMAMA KNEE! Then another WAGAMAMA KNEE!! Cover, NICK BARRELS THROUGH TO BREAK IT!
The fans fire up again as all four men are down! A standing count starts on Matt and Konosuke while the fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Okada tags in, he hauls Matt up and scoops to SLAM! Okada goes to the corner, standard formula, and he hits the MACHO ELBOW! Okada winds it up, and he gives us the Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER! Okada grins as he drags Matt up, but Matt fires elbows! Okada scoops again, but Matt escapes to the apron! Nick SHINING WIZARDS on the ropes! Okada grabs ropes to stop the O’Conner, and Konosuke storms in. Konosuke waistlocks Nick, Nick holds onto Okada, but Matt slingshots! DOUBLE SUNSET GERMANS!!
The fans are electric as all four men are down again! The Bucks hurry up, Matt feints the superkick, but Konosuke fights the DDT to ALPHA ELBOW! But Matt SUPERKICKS after all! Matt runs, into BLUE THUNDER!! But Nick uses Matt to get up, CANADIAN DESTROYER!! But Konosuke rebounds, DOUBLE WAGAMAMA KNEES!! Vancouver is electric as a standing count begins! All four men sit up at 7, but stand at 8! Konosuke & Okada fire forearms, but The Bucks return fire! The shots go back and forth, Vancouver in favor of The Bucks, but now Okada and Konosuke bump into each other. They realize who is who, but Okada still ROCKS Konosuke?!?
The fans fire up but Callis says this is okay, they’re letting off steam. Konosuke and Okada fire forearms! Konosuke fire a flurry, but Matt runs, into a DROPKICK KNEE COMBO! Now they pinball Matt around with forearms! Okada ripcords, but Matt ducks! Okada avoids hitting Konosuke, but Matt SHOVES Okada into Konosuke! Roll up, TWO! Konosuke runs up, Matt dodges, WAGAMAMA KNEE hits Okada! Konosuke freaks out, Nick POISON-RANAS him! The Bucks then sit Konosuke up, B T E TR- NO, Konosuke whips them away and DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up with Konosuke, RAGING- NO, Okada snatches Matt from him!
Okada ripcords, Matt ducks, RAINMAKER hits Konosuke! Okada isn’t as upset about it, but Matt SUPERKICKS! Nick SUPERKICKS! The Bucks run, fake Okada out, and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Then B T E TRIGGER on Okada!! Cover, TWO?!? Okada survives and shocks everyone! Nick says keep going, and Matt hauls Okada up. Nick aims from the apron, but Konosuke anchors Nick! But then he says screw it, go ahead! Callis is pissed but Okada takes the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, BUCKS WIN!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall
Callis demands to see a replay but it was clear what happened! He pitted two alphas against each other, and once again, it comes back to bite him! Will The Bucks turn this win into another chance at the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Will Konosuke make sure he is truly THE Alpha by taking that International Championship at Double or Nothing?
Chris Jericho VS Ricochet w/ The Gates of Agony!
The Demo God, the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla, the Nueve is HOME in AEW! And to celebrate, he made this match by putting The One & Only on the list! Will Jericho’s return be truly complete with a victory in Vancouver? Or will Ricochet make Jericho regret ever coming back?
The fans sing along with Judas, and they cheer Jericho on as he steps into the ring. The bell rings and Ricochet talks trash on Jericho, but the fans still cheer Jericho on. Jericho fires the fans up more, even standing on the corner to give thumbs up. Jericho and Ricochet circle, feel things out, and they tie up. They go around, Jericho arm-drags Ricochet, and the fans cheer again. Ricochet brushes that off as he and Jericho reset. The fans chant, “You Still Got It!” and Ricochet rolls his eyes. Jericho says he never lost it. Jericho and Ricochet reset, tie up, but Ricochet waistlocks to SLAP Jericho on the back of the head!
The fans boo, taunt Ricochet for being bald, but the two tie up. Jericho puts Ricochet in the corner, and he shines Ricochet’s head! The fans cheer but Ricochet protests. The ref says sorry, but Ricochet is bald. Ricochet and Jericho reset, the chant of “BALD! BALD! BALD!” echoes out. Jericho confiscates a camera just to show Ricochet’s head, and then say, “He’s bald.” Ricochet and Jericho reset, tie up, and Ricochet headlocks. The fans boo as Ricochet pulls hair, but Jericho powers up and out. Jericho drops down, Ricochet handsprings over, but Jericho sidesteps. Ricochet pommels off Jericho, handsprings, and superhero lands!
The fans boo but Jericho CHOPS Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet is stinging! Jericho puts Ricochet in a corner, then winds up to CHOP again! The fans “WOO~” while Ricochet staggers away. Jericho stalks Ricochet, CHOPS him again, but Ricochet kicks low! Ricochet fires haymakers, then whips, but Jericho reverses. Jericho runs up, but into Ricochet’s BOOT! Ricochet jumps, but into a DROPKICK! Jericho runs the ropes to BULLDOG Ricochet down! The fans fire up with Jericho, and he goes to the ropes, only for Ricochet to SHOVE Jericho out! The fans boo but Jericho goes to the apron. Ricochet goes out to join Jericho, but Jericho fires forearms!
Ricochet and Jericho brawl, but then Ricochet kicks low. Jericho BOOTS in return! Jericho runs up, but into an ENZIGIRI! Ricochet fireman’s carries, APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jericho falls to the floor in a heap, Liona is there to mockingly welcome Jericho back, but the ref has Liona back off. Ricochet grins while the ring count climbs, but Jericho rises up at 6 of 10. Jericho shakes out the arm, rolls in at 9, then rolls back out. The count is refreshed, but Ricochet builds speed! Ricochet DIVES and Jericho falls to the ramp! Ricochet then SHOVES Jericho into railing! And SHOVES him into steel steps!
Jericho falls over while the ref reprimands, but Ricochet says Jericho’s clearly hurt now. Ricochet puts Jericho in the ring, runs up on him in the corner, and JUMP KICKS! Leg sweep! SWINGING DROPKICK! A Combinacion Cabron from Ricochet, a reference to one of The Painmaker’s rivals from NJPW. Ricochet stomps away on Jericho, CHOKES him at the ropes, but stops to argue with the ref. Ricochet stomps Jericho down, then CHOKES him on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ricochet stops at 4, and Ricochet plugs his ears to ignore the boos. But Jericho CHOPS! And CHOSP! Ricochet kicks the legs out, then boots Jericho down!
Ricochet drags Jericho to ropes, wraps an arm around the ropes and pulls! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Ricochet lets go at 4. But then Liona grabs the arm to pull! And SLAM it off the apron! The fans boo, the ref suspects something, but Ricochet snapmares to cover, TWO! Ricochet clamps onto Jericho for a chinlock, then shifts to have the armlock. The fans rally up as Jericho endures, and Jericho fights up, up, and he fires body shots! Ricochet CLUBS the bad arm, then he whips Jericho to the corner. Ricochet runs corner to corner, but Jericho BOOTS back! Jericho runs up to RUN Ricochet over, then he RUNS Ricochet over again!
The fans fire up as things keep moving, Ricochet hurdles, drops down, but Jericho avoids the dropkick! LIONSAULT! The fans fire up as Jericho hits the iconic mover! Jericho then waits on Ricochet, runs up, and he trips Ricochet! Jericho has the legs, but Ricochet THROWS Jericho away! Ricochet runs up, but into a HIP TOSS! Jericho then steps through, and he armlocks Ricochet so that his hair drapes over Ricochet’s face! Then Jericho KICKS Ricochet in the back! The fans fire up while Ricochet goes to a corner. Ricochet uses the ref as a shield, then YANKS Jericho into buckles! The fans boo but Ricochet NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Ricochet rolls through, deadlifts, but Jericho slips free. Ricochet switches with Jericho, but Jericho victory rolls, to then have the legs! But Liona gets on the apron! This lets Kaun get in and THROW Jericho into buckles! Ricochet rolls Jericho up, TWO!! Ricochet KNEES Jericho, then fireman’s carries! C4 DEATH VALLEY! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and the fans fire up again! Ricochet huffs ‘n’ puffs but the fans cheer on “Y 2 J!” Ricochet dragon sleepers for VERTI- NO! Jericho slips free to hit a CODE BREAKER! The fans fire up again as Jericho crawls to the cover, TWO!
Ricochet survives but Jericho stays cool as the fans rally up. Jericho throws a forearm, Ricochet fires back. Jericho fires another, but Ricochet fires back! The two men stand as the shots keep going, but Ricochet gets the edge! Jericho roars and fires forearms and CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP Jericho fires in the corner! Jericho then whips corner to corner, but Ricochet reverses. Ricochet runs up, but Jericho puts him up top! Jericho SMACKS Ricochet, climbs up the corner, and he rains down fists! The fans count along to TEN! Then Jericho SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up again as Ricochet tumbles away!
Jericho runs up, but Ricochet stops the Code Breaker to fireman’s carry! DETONATOR KICK! Jericho staggers, Ricochet SUPERKICKS, then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through and deadlift for the BRAINBUSTER! Ricochet still rolls through, and he turns Jericho around for the VERTIGO DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet is stunned as Jericho survives! The fans rally up but Ricochet blows snot at Jericho. Ricochet goes up the corner, takes aim, but Jericho hits the ropes! Ricochet is tripped up, and Jericho CHOPS him! Jericho climbs up, fires haymakers, but Ricochet CLAWS the eyes and BITES the nose! Ricochet DECKS Jericho!
Ricochet adjusts up top, aims again, and SHOOTING STAR PRESS into a CODE BREAKER! The Demand is shocked but Vancouver is thunderous as Jericho covers, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Jericho is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Jericho rises again. Jericho aims from a corner, waits on Ricochet, and he trips Ricochet to then go for the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Ricochet endures, fights up, and Liona even pushes the ropes closer! But Jericho drags Ricochet back to center! Kaun storms in, but that lets Liona drag Ricochet to safety! The fans boo as The Demand get away with one, until Jericho DROPKICKS Ricochet into Liona!
Kaun hurries over, The Demand stand together, but Jericho is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY! Down goes The Demand and the fans are thunderous again! Jericho dodges Liona to send him into the railing! JUDAS EFFECT for Kaun! Jericho puts Ricochet in, but Ricochet distracts the ref so Liona can CLOBBER Jericho! Liona puts Jericho in the ring, Ricochet goes up the corner, SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! Cover, TWO?!? Jericho survives and Ricochet is speechless! The fans fire up again while Ricochet seethes. Ricochet aims from the corner, tells Jericho to get up, and SPIRIT GUN!! But Liona says not yet?! Why?!
Ricochet gets it, and he goes to the ropes! LIONSAULT!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
As if beating him wasn’t bad enough, Ricochet made sure to use Jericho’s signature move! Will The Demand use this to storm up the ranks and make themselves golden again?
AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Darby Allin VS Andrade El Idolo!
The deal was struck, and the Scumbag got Don Callis to sell out his own family to do the dirty work. But the Relentless One is more determined than he’s ever been before! Will Darby prove not just to MJF but to himself that he is worthy of more than just living? Or will “The Real Latino Man” set himself up as the next contender to that title?
The bell rings and the fans cheer Darby on as he circles with Andrade. They feel things out, tie up, and Andrade powers Darby to a corner. Andrade puts Darby up top, pats him on the shoulder, but Darby comes back to shove Andrade! Darby bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires fast hands, then headlocks. Andrade powers up but can’t power out as Darby holds tight. Darby wrenches, hammerlocks, then turns with Andrade as he tries to escape. Andrade trips Darby, turns him over, and hooks the legs. Andrade SLAPS Darby on the back to get the arms, and pulls Darby right into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Then Andrade stands back on Darby, for another ROMERO SPECIAL!
Andrade chinlocks Darby to bend him back, then THROWS him away! Andrade hauls Darby up, Darby breaks free, then Darby dodges. Andrade avoids the Coffin Splash to tranquilo in the ropes! The fans cheer that, then Darby DIVES through Andrade! They both fall to the floor and the fans fire up! Darby gets Andrade up, whips him, but Andrade reverses! Darby hits barriers hard and slumps to the floor! Andrade stalks Darby, but also sees a lovely lady in the front row. Andrade shows off as he suplexes Darby, and walks up the steps! Andrade puts Darby on the post, then CHOPS him into the ring!
The fans are torn but Andrade goes back to the front row. He takes the lady’s sunglasses, puts them on, and they take the selfie. She gives him a kiss on the cheek, and Andrade hands the glasses back. But then Darby SUPER COFFIN DROPS down onto Andrade!! The fans fire up as Andrade hits barriers hard! Darby TOSSES Andrade into the crowd, then brings him up into the bleachers! The fans fire up as they’re closer to the action than ever expected! Darby fires hands, but Andrade fireman’s carries! Andrade takes this up a few more steps, but Darby slips free! Darby DROPKICKS Andrade and Andrade tumbles down the steps!
The fans go nuts but the ref checks both men. Andrade is somehow able to continue, so Darby hurries after Andrade to headlock him. Darby TOSSES Andrade back to ringside, puts him in the ring, and Darby runs to COFFIN SPLASH in the corner! Darby has to take a moment, but he keeps moving, only for Andrade to KNEE him in the back! Andrade points to Heaven to suplex, that’s Uno Amigo! The fans rally as Andrade snap suplexes for Dos Amigos! Andrade gives some Latino Heat and the fans cheer “EDDIE! EDDIE!” THREE AMIGOS into buckles! The fans rally while Darby writhes, and Andrade goes corner to corner!
Andrade comes back, but Darby dodges the knees! Darby hops on for the THROWBACK! Both men are down and thee fans fire up again! Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up, but Andrade trips Darby up! Andrade flips off the fans booing him, then he fireman’s carries Darby. Andrade climbs up the corner now, and goes to the very top?! Darby fires forearms, but Andrade still steadies himself! SUPER DUPER CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! And the CROSSFACE!! The fans are thunderous as Darby bends Andrade! Andrade fights around to have the ROPEBREAK! Darby holds until the ref counts 4, but Andrade still survived that wild turnaround.
Darby builds speed to DIVE! Both men hit the desk and the fans go nuts again! Darby snarls as he rises up, and he fetches a chair. Darby makes Andrade take a seat by firing forearms, and he BITES Andrade’s forehead! Then Darby climbs up the corner! Darby aims for the SUPER DUPER MISSILIE DROPKICK! The fans fire up again as Andrade is sent tumbling out of the chair! Darby flounders his way over to Andrade, then puts him in the ring. The fans cheer but Darby flops back. Darby drags himself inside but Andrade rolls to the other apron. Darby stalks Andrade, brings him up, but Andrade fights the suplex!
Andrade fires body shots, then suplexes Darby up, and the fans freak out as they fall to the floor!! The ref hurries to check both men, especially Darby! Darby is somehow still in this, so the ring count begins. Andrade sits up at 5 of 10, then he drags Darby up. Andrade puts Darby in at 8 and rolls in after him. The fans cheer as this one continues, and Andrade pounds the mat. Andrade goes corner to corner, and Darby is CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO! Darby survives and Andrade is stunned! Andrade throws off his gloves, drags Darby to center, and fans tell Andrade, “Take Your Pants Off!” Andrade considers that, and the belt comes off!
The fans cheer as Andrade takes off the pants! The fans go nuts as Andrade has his bright yellow trunks on! Andrade climbs up, up, and MOONSAULT DOUBLE! Cover, TWO! Darby survives but Andrade grins. Andrade storms up, Darby has blood in his mouth, but Darby SLAPS Andrade! And SLAPS! And SLAPS! Andrade SLAPS back! They SLAP back and forth and the fans fire up! The shots are fast ‘n’ furious, then Darby stumbles! Andrade SMACKS Darby in the corner! Andrade brings Darby around, dragon sleepers, but Darby kicks off the ropes to get up and over! SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans fire up while Darby shakes out the cobwebs!
Darby goes up, up, and COFFIN DROPS! Cover, TWO as Andrade blocks the ref’s hand! The fans cheer as Andrade wags his finger! Andrade slowly turns over, the fans hope these two “Fight Forever!” Andrade runs up, but Darby hops on! But Andrade flips Darby through, SHADOW ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and shocks everyone! Andrade pulls at his hair, but he hurries to get Darby up! DIRECT- NO, Darby flips through, leg roll, LAST SUPPER!! DARBY WINS!!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship)
Andrade is shocked, but he got caught! Darby was truly relentless, and now he has his golden ticket to the top! But will Darby be challenging the Devil or the God of Pro-Wrestling after tonight? Surprisingly, Andrade offers a handshake, and Darby takes it. The fans cheer as Andrade shows respect to Darby, but will these two run it back somewhere down the line?
AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Adam Copeland & Christian Cage!
Just when Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood thought they’d moved past The Rated R Superstar & Captain Charisma, the past comes back to haunt them! Cope & Cage are both back at 100%, are both focused 100%, but will they prove they are truly THE greatest tag team ever? Or will even these living legends fall to the #LivingLegendKillers?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who are truly the Top Guys of AEW!
The teams sort out and Cope starts against Cash. The fans cheer as Cope and Cash step up, and Cash offers a handshake? Cope doesn’t trust it and he slaps it away! Cash SPITS at Cope, so the fists start flying! Dax and Christian join in! The fans fire up as C&C have the edge, but Dax bails out! Cope ROCKS Cash, smothers him in the corner, then stops. Cope puts Cash on the ropes, CHOKES him, but stops to run and CROSSBODY! Cope tags Christian while the fans sing O Canada. Cope whips Cash, then scoops, and Christian adds on, REVERSE DDT SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer their Canadian patriotism while Christian CHOPS Cash!
Christian brings Cash around, tags Cope, and they mug Cash. The fans rally as Cope whips Cash, but Cash grabs ropes! Cash bails out, the fans boo, but Cope pursues. Cope CLOBBERS Cash, but Dax runs up! Cope DECKS Dax, then whips Cash hard into railing! Cash falls in a heap, but Dax returns! Cope ROCKS Dax, DECKS him again, then brings Cash around to THROW back into railing! Stokely is worried but Cope drags Cash up. Cope puts Cash in the ring, RAMS him, but Dax is back. Cope DECKS Dax, but Cash ROCKS Cope! Cash has Cope in the ropes, gives a nod to the camera, DRAPING DDT! Cash smiles as he strikes like a Viper!
Cash stomps away on Cope, tags Dax, and they put Cope on the apron. FTR get the legs for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Stoke talks trash while Dax BOOTS Cope! The fans boo but FTR soak up the heat. Cash BOOTS Cope, Dax drags Cope in, and Dax CHOPS Cope in the corner. The fans rally as Cope ROCKS Dax! Dax CHOPS back, but Cope fires hands! Dax kicks and snapmares Cope to grind him down with the chinlock. Cope endures, fights up, and fights up. Dax brings Cope around, but Cope hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, the fans fire up again, but Dax crawls to hot tag Cash. Cash runs up on Cope, but Cope dodges!
Cash’s dropkick crashes ‘n’ burns in the corner, but Cash manages to anchor a foot. Cope kicks free, hot tags to Dax and Christian! The fans fire up as Christian rallies on FTR! Christian CHOKES Dax on the ropes, then kicks Cash to add him on! The ref counts but the fans cheer as Christian CHOKES FTR! Christian BITES Dax’s forehead, then he sends Cash into him. Christian climbs up in the corner and rains down fists on them both! The fans count along, Christian goes past TEN to TWENTY, because that’s ten for each! Christian dragon sleepers Cash, then REVERSE DDTS to duck Dax! Dax grabs Christian, Christian grabs the ref, and Christian sneaks a LOW BLOW!
Stokely protests but the fans cheer, and Christian LARIATS Dax up and out! Cash runs up, but Christian DUMPS Cash out to join Dax! Christian climbs, he flips off Stoke, and he SUPER CROSSBODIES FTR down! The fans fire up again while Stoke freaks out. Christian puts Dax in, but Cash grabs him in the corner! Dax runs up, but Christian dodges! Dax nocks Cash down, Christian rolls Dax, TWO! Christian hooks the arms, but Dax breaks free! Dax CHOPS, JABS, then YUKON LARIATS! The fans boo but Stokely applauds as Dax looms over Christian. Dax scuffs Christian, drags him up, and he hooks the arms!
Christian fights to turn things around on Dax, KILLSWITCH! Cover, but Cash breaks it! Christian snatches Cash at the ropes, but Cash HOTSHOTS the bad arm! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Cash whips Christian into railing! Cash leaves Christian behind, soaks up the heat, and he tags himself in. Cash goes out to SMACK Christian’s bad arm off the railing! And then he swings Christian into the corner, and he SLAMS the bad arm into the post! The fans boo but Stoke likes what he sees! Cash drags Christian back to the corner, the fans taunt FTR about Christian and their moms, but Cash SLAMS the bad arm into the post again!
Dax talks trash on the fans, Stoke flexes like he’s doing something, and Cash tags Dax in. Dax has Christian’s arm and SLAMS it off the desk! The fans boo, the ring count climbs, but Dax asks Christian how it feels. Dax SMASHES the arm off the desk again! Dax puts Christian in so he can stomp away on the arm! Dax drops a leg on the arm, then taunts Cope. The fans boo more but Dax drags Christian up. Dax RAMS Christian into the corner, tags Cash, and FTR mugs Christian! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Cash snapmares Cash for a top wristlock. Christian endures as Cash puts on the pressure, and the fans rally up.
Christian fights up, even as Cash holds him back. Cash CLUBS Christian, reels him in, but Christian BACKDROPS free! Cash hurries, hot tag to Dax! Dax BLASTS Cope off the apron! Then DDT on Christian! Cover, TWO! Dax argues the count but the count was fair. Dax drags Christian up, whips him to the corner, then CHOPS! Dax hoists Christian up top, and Cash climbs the other corner. Christian fights the suplex, fires body shots, but Cash runs up! Christian BOOTS Cash down, then BITES Dax’s forehead! Christian shoves Dax down, then DIVING HEADBUTTS! Christian and Dax stir, but the standing count climbs while the fans rally up.
Christian reaches out, Dax anchors a leg, but Christian hops, hops, and CLAWS Dax’s face! Hot tag to Cope! The fans fire up as Cope goes up, up, and FLYING LARIATS! Then he CLOBBERS Cash! Cope rains down fists, but Dax storms up, Cope atomic drops, whips, but Dax reverses! Cope dodges to BLAST Cash! Then he HOTSHOTS Dax, runs, and- NO, Dax sends the spear into the ropes! Dax reels Cope in, but Cope wrenches through to IMPALER DDT! Cover, TWO! Dax survives but Stoke is still frustrated on FTR’s behalf. Cope puts Dax up top, fires hands, and Christian climbs the corner! The fans fire up as Cope hits the SUPERPLEX!
That was the Power, Christian DIVING BODY PRESS onto KNEES! Cash dives in, but onto Cope’s KNEES! No glory just yet but the fans fire up all the same! Dax LARIATS Christian up and out, then runs up on Cope. Cope dodges, Dax LARIATS Cash up and out! Cope trips Dax, steps through, COPE-O-SETIC! Dax endures as Cope drags him from the ropes and puts on the pressure! Dax digs deep, but Cope clamps on with a CROSSFACE! Stokely is stunned, but Cash crawls in! Christian jumps on him for a CROSSFACE!! The fans are thunderous as FTR endures, but Cash BITES the bad arm! Then he hauls Christian up to SLAM him onto Cope!
The fans boo but FTR is still in this! Christian flounders out of the ring, the standing count is on Cope and Dax, but Cash grabs a title belt?! The fans boo as Cash sneaks it over. The ref sees that, but Christian grabs the belt, too! They tug-o-war, but Cope rolls Dax up! TWO, BELT SHOT!!! Dax hurries to cover, TWO?!?! The fans are thunderous but FTR is furious! Cash CLOBBERS Christian, then he and Dax slap Christian around. Shove and SHATTER- NO, Cope NECKBREAKERS Cash! Christian slips free, shoves, and Cope helps hit the 3D!! Cover, TWO!! Cope, the crimson mask thick already, is shocked as that didn’t finish this!
The ref checks Cope, he seems alright to continue, and Cope reels Dax in. But Stoke YANKS Christian from the apron! The fans boo, Cope chases Stoke, and they go into the ring! FTR is there for SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, but Christian hurries to SHOVE Stoke into the ring! And just enough that Stoke bumps into Dax! The fans cheer as Dax now gets upset with Stoke! The fans tell Stoke he done messed up, but Stoke says the ref is to blame for not watching Christian! Stoke shoves the ref, the ref SHOVES Stoke! And he SMACKS Dax! COPE SPEARS DAX!! Cover, Cash CLOBBERS Cope! And then PILEDRIVER!!
The ref reprimands but Cash bails out. Now Cash grabs a chair and brings it over! But Christian snatches that, too! Cash wants Christian to show mercy, but then Stoke grabs the chair?! Christian SHOVES Stoke into the post, but then Cash POSTS Christian! Cash TOSSES Christian into the timekeeper’s area! Cash calls to Dax, they regroup, and they have Cope all to themselves! The fans cheer Cope on, and Cope stands up to throw hands! The fans fire up as Cope fights 2v1, but then he slows down! Dax kicks low, then he and Cash fire SUPERKICK after SUPERKICK, taunting The Young Bucks, too! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!
FTR drags Cope up, F T R TRIGGER misses! Cope then runs to DOUBLE SPEAR!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down! Stokely is losing his mind over this, but he coaches FTR to get back in this. Cope goes to a corner, he rises up again, and the fans cheer him on! Cope runs up, but Cash sunset flips the spear! Cope rolls through, but stands up into SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, FTR WINS!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
Stokely cheers as FTR foil the revenge of Cope & Christian! Cash almost mockingly thanks Cope for this match, then he flips off Vancouver. If FTR found a way to overcome C&C, will anyone in AEW ever dethrone them? Or will FTR be the Top Guys then, now, and forever?
Willow Nightingale speaks.
“Kamille, if you wanted a title shot, if you wanted a fight, all you had to do was ask. Because as so many other girls have already learned, if you wanna make a comeback at my expense, it’s not as easy as just blindsiding me. I will kill your comeback before it even gets out of the gate. I may not be 100%, but I will be clear this Wednesday. So if you wanna hop on the welcome wagon, Miss American Gladiator, I’ll see you at Spring Break Thru!” The Babe with the Power is going to get her payback, but will she keep her title? Or will there be a new Face of TBS?
Vacant TNT Championship Casino Gauntlet!
One man’s misfortune is going to be another man’s gain! The Psycho Killer and El Toro Blanco will start us off, but will it end before anyone else can join in? Or will a wild card take the jackpot and become the new Face of TNT?
Bryan Danielson joins commentary for this one, very excited to see the unpredictable action. The bell rings, Rush and Ciampa stare down, but the secret countdown is ticking. Ciampa and Rush tie up, break, and they go again. Ciampa pulls hair but Rush turns things around. They go along the ropes, into a corner, and Rush pie faces. Ciampa shoves, Rush shoves, and the fans fire up. Ciampa pie faces again, but Rush fires a forearm! Ciampa fires back, and Rush talks trash. The forearms fly again, and the fans fire up as they go back and forth! Ciampa kicks low, headlocks, but Rush powers up and out. Ciampa ROCKS Rush!
Ciampa eggs Rush on, Rush runs, and Rush ROCKS Ciampa! Rush eggs Ciampa on now, Ciampa runs up and ROCKS Rush! Rush CHOPS, Ciampa CHOPS, and repeat! The CHOPS go back and forth, then Rush gets the edge! Rush runs but Ciampa reels him in for another CHOP! Ciampa CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then runs, but Rush blows past him to CHOP! And CHOP! Ciampa runs up, Rush dodges, and Rush DECKS Ciampa! The fans fire up, and Rush puts Ciampa in a corner for stomps! The fans rally, Rush runs, but Rush feints the dropkick to BOOT Ciampa! Rush rolls back to tranquilo, but Ciampa grins as he stands back up.
Ciampa runs up and BOOTS Rush down! Ciampa stomps a mudhole into Rush, and he doesn’t have to stop because there are technically no disqualifications here! Ciampa runs to BOOT WASH! And now we add the third man, BANDIDO! The fans cheer as the Most Wanted ROH World Champion is now aiming for another belt! Bandido dodges Ciampa, shoves him to the apron, and BOOTS him! Bandido gets in and SUPERKICKS Rush! The fans cheer as Bandido then builds speed and FLIES out onto Ciampa! The fans fire up with Bandido as he goes back to the ring, and he runs up on Rush for another SUPERKICK!
The fans cheer Bandido on as he aims again. Bandido runs up to CANNONBALL Rush, a shoutout to Brody King! The fans bark with Bandido, then he drags Rush to the drop zone. Bandido goes right up top, takes him, and gives some Latino Heat! FROG SPLASH! Cover, Ciampa breaks it! Ciampa THROWS Bandido into buckles, then brings down the kneepads! But Bandido drop toeholds Ciampa! The fans fire up as Bandido deals the cards, but Rush DECKS him first! Rush goes out after his old rival and whips Bandido hard into railing! Rush THROWS Bandido into more railing, then stomps and KNEES away!
Rush fires hands, then pushes Bandido into the ring. The fans cheer while Rush storms in, and he brings Bandido around. Rush THROWS Bandido by his hair, then he CLAWS at the mask! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but number four is here! It’s “Speedball” Mike Bailey! The fans cheer as Bailey DUMPS Rush out, then blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI Ciampa! Bailey springboards to ASAI MOONSAULT Rush! Then Bailey goes back up, bumps Ciampa off buckles, and climbs up top! MISSILE DROPKICK! Bailey kips up, the fans fire up, and Bailey SOBATS! AX KICKS! ROUNDHOUSE! Ciampa is down, Bailey RUNNING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO!
Rush is back and he turns Bailey around to CHOP! Bailey nods and CHOPS in return! Rush puts some stank on the CHOP! Bailey CHOPS, Rush CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP, but the countdown is back! Rush DECKS Bailey, and number five is… CLØN! The Don Callis Family has been reeling, will the Corrupted Copy change things! SUPERKICK for Rush! Then Matrix PELE for Ciampa! Clon kips up, and he peels away the visor so we can see the madness in his eyes! Clon ROCKS Bandido, PENALTY KICKS Bailey, then cartwheels into the underhooks! Bandido fights free, but Clon blocks and trips Bandido, KICK and hook, KNEE STRIKE!
Clon then whips Bandido for a tilt-o-whirl LUMBAR CHECK! Cover, TWO!! Bandido survives, and the countdown is back already! Number six is… The Bastard, PAC! The fans fire up again as Pac storms in from the crowd, and he RAMS into Clon! Pac flips up and over, BOOTS Ciampa, then dodges Clon to SNAP GERMAN! Pac sees Bailey coming, and CORNER BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES him! Pac BOOTS Bandido from the apron, goes up the corner, and he aims for an ARIHARA BLACK ARROW onto everyone! The fans lose their minds as Pac then goes back to the ring. Pac has Bailey 1v1 and the fans rally up.
Bailey and Pac circle, but Bandido is back! The fans fire up for Bandido, Bailey, and Pac, and Pac BOOTS Bailey! Bandido KNEES Pac, whips, but Pac reverses! Pac avoids the handspring attack to SUPERKCIK! Pac runs, but Bailey follows to RANA! Bandido returns to RANA Bailey! Pac blocks Bandido’s kick, sends it into Bailey, then SUPERKICKS! Pac runs, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The fans are thunderous, and now number seven is… Daniel Garcia! Red Death gets to back up Pac, but he better hurry coming in from the crowd! Garcia talks trash the entire time, then he dodges Bailey’s plancha!
Garcia backslides Bandido, TWO! Garcia waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Garcia dodges Ciampa, rolls him up, TWO! OKLAHOMA ROLL, TWO! Ciampa scrambles, Garcia dodges, the LARIAT hits Bandido! Garcia TOSSES Ciampa, puts up the dukes, but says nope, no dancing for Vancouver., But Clone SUPERKICKS him! Clon suplexes but Garcia cradle counters! TWO and Clon has it! They roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, and it settles on Garcia, TWO!! Both men stagger up, Garcia guzels, Clon breaks free, but Garcia CHOPS! Clon roars but Garcia BOOTS! Pac returns and the Death Riders start the cycle of violence! LARIAT after UPPERCUT and repeat!
Garcia feeds Clon to the SOBAT, KICK, and BOOT! Garcia adds the SAIDO! The fans boo but Death Riders are fired up! The countdown is back, and number eight is… Anthony Bowens! The Pride of Professional Wrestling CLOBBERS Pac, clinches Garcia, and turns Garcia for a NECKBREAKER! Bandido is back, he dodges to whip, but Bowens goes up and over. Bowens hurdles, headlocks, but Bandido powers up and out. Bowens hurdles again to mule kick, front kick, and FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and throw up the scissor fingers, but Clon is back! Bowens wrenches Clon to torture rack, and SLAM! The fans fire up as Bowens then ducks Bailey’s kicks!
Bailey still BOOTS Bowens, but then Bowens dodges in the corner! Bowens blocks a boot, CLUBS the leg, KNEE JAMMER and DRAGON SCREW! Bowens stares Pac down and the fans rally up. Bowens talks trash on Pac, Pac fires forearms with Bowens, but Bowens gest the edge! Pac kicks low, then whips, but Bowens reverses. Bowens runs up, blocks boots, and he puts Pac in the corner! ENZIGIRI and SIDEWINDER! Cover, Ciampa breaks it! Rush and Ciampa mug Bowens, CHOKE him, then kick Bowens out. The countdown is back and number nine is… Kevin Knight! The fans cheer as The Jet is ready2fly!
Knight LEAPS over Rush to LARIAT Ciampa! The fans fire up, but then Rush DECKS Knight! Rush hoists Knight, back suplexes, but Knight lands out! Rush kicks, whips, but Knight uses the apron to go up and over! Bailey TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS Rush down! JetSpeed secret handshake, but then they spot the Death Riders. Garcia says what’s good with it, get in the ring! JetSpeed get in and they throw hands with Pac & Garcia! Pac & Garcia kick low, whip, but JetSpeed reverse to LARIAT them outside! Then DOUBLE PLANCHAS and down go the Death Riders! But now, JetSpeed are 1v1…
The fans cheer as Bailey and Knight stare down, but Garcia YANKS Knight from the apron! Garcia BLASTS Bailey, but Bowens fires off Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKCIK! Cover, Rush KICKS Bowens in the side! And ROCKS him with a forearm! Rush HAMMERS and KNEES Bowens, argues with the ref, but the fans cheer “RUSH! RUSH!” Rush runs corner to corner, BULL’S HORNS! But then Clon DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Rush! CIampa POP-UP PROJECT CIAMPA! Cover on Clon, but Bandido handsprings and deadlifts for BLACKJACK 21! Bridging cover, JETSPEED BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous, and number 10 is… Wheeler Yuta!
The fans boo The Decoder as he hurries out here, making Death Riders three men strong! Yuta dodges and DECKS Knight, then dodges Bailey to DIVE onto Bowens! Yuta hurries up but Bailey FLIES! Down goes Yuta at the ramp! Garcia and Pac mug Bailey, Rush joins in, and Bandido TOSSES Clon out! Bandido GAMANGIRIS Clon, then builds speed to FLYING BLOCKBUSTER onto the cluster!! The fans go nuts as that’s basically a bowling strike! Knight goes up, up, but Ciampa CHOPS! Ciampa climbs up now, but Knight resists the lift! Ciampa goes to the very top, brings Knight up, and he SUPER DUPER PLEXES onto the cluster!!
The fans are going nuts, but then Pac puts Bailey in the ring! Pac makes sure Bailey is in the drop zone, for the BLACK ARROW!! Cover, CIAMPA KNEES PAC!! Cover on Pac, but Yuta YANKS Ciampa out! And THROWS him into railing! Garcia hurries to get Bailey’s legs, steps through, and DRAGONTAMER!! “This is Awesome!” as Bailey endures! Bailey crawls, reaches out, but Garcia drags him back! Garcia bridges back! Knight hits the MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!!
Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)
Even Knight is surprised he pulled it off, but he did pull it off! The TNT Championship is now 2Fly, but will Knight be the 1WeLookUp2?
AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Jamie Hayter!
The Toxic Spider and the Southampton Slugger have history, and they’re going to write a new chapter here tonight! No more playing games, no more going easy. Windsor stops by the Brawling Birds Pub, and says, “Your turn, mate.” Hayter hydrates then heads out. Will she give Thekla a taste of the Hayterade? Or will nothing cure AEW of this toxic reign?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if history can repeat itself!
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