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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (3/10/23)

Riho is on a Rampage!

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A rivalry renewed on Rampage!

Riho won all last week on AEW, but now she has a rematch with her archrival, Nyla Rose! Will we see another big win for the underdog?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Sammy Guevara VS Action Andretti; Sammy wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Starboy Charlie & Jack Cartwheel; The Acclaimed win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita VS Preston Vance w/ La Faccion Ingobernable; Konosuke wins.
  • Riho VS Nyla Rose w/ Marina Shafir; Riho wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Sammy Guevara VS Action Andretti!

Though they put their bodies on the line, neither The Spanish God and #LightsCameraAction won The Face of the Revolution Ladder match. However, they still have a score to settle between themselves! Will either man make it out of Sacramento in one piece?

Sammy lounges on the top rope as the bell rings. Fans boo and the ref tells Sammy to get down. Sammy says to hold on, and he hops down, Action runs up to TACKLE Sammy! Action throws hands, Sammy gets up, but Action TACKLES him again! Action throws more hands, Sammy gets up and ROCKS Action! And CHOPS Action! Action TACLKES Sammy again! Action keeps throwing hands, then he CHOPS Sammy! And CHOPS again! Sammy bails out but Action pursues. They go around the way, Action CHOPS Sammy against barriers! Sammy staggers, Action whips him into barriers! Fans fire up as Action stalks Sammy.

Sammy CHOPS back, hurries away, but Action CLUBS Sammy. Action CHOPS Sammy, whips, but Sammy reverses to send Action into barriers! Fans boo but Sammy soaks up the heat. Sammy brings Action up, but Action RAMS him into the apron! Action puts Sammy in, Sammy rolls to the far side and fans boo as he bails out again. Action DIVES onto Sammy at the ramp! Fans fire up as Action drags Sammy back up, to UPPERCUT him! Action has Sammy against barriers and CHOPS him again! Action high-fives fans then goes after Sammy again. Action whips Sammy into steel steps! Action flexes, then fires forearms!

Action puts Sammy in the ring, hurries in after him, and he SHOTGUNS Sammy into the corner! Sammy falls into a drop zone, and Action goes up! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and bails out! Fans boo but Action hurries out after Sammy. Action CHOPS Sammy again! Sammy CHOPS back! Sammy puts Action in the ring, but Action RAMS Sammy into the corner. Sammy shoves Action away, Action runs in but is put on the apron. Sammy tries to get away but Action CLOBBERS him! Action then springboards, and he catches Sammy’s anti-air! CATAPULT and Sammy goes out!

Sammy holds onto ropes, skins the cat, but Action is there to clothesline Sammy out! Action then springboards, into a JUMP KNEE!! Both men are down and fans are losing their minds as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Sammy and Action stir and the ref checks them. Sammy stands up, gets in the ring, and does snow angels while he waits on Action. The ring count is climbing, it’s at 7 of 10 before Action sits up! Sammy wants it to go faster, and Action crawls over at 9! Action slides in at 9.99!! Sammy fires off fists on Action! Sammy lets off to soak up the heat, then he spins and poses. Sammy stalks Action, stomps him, then drags him into a chinlock. Sammy thrashes Action around and Rampage returns to single picture. Fans boo Sammy but Action fights up. Sammy wrangles Action back down, but the fans rally up.

Action fights, stands, throws body shots, but Sammy CLUBS Action. Sammy back suplexes, but Action lands on his feet! Action shoves, dodges, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are back down and a standing count starts. Fans rally, Sammy and Action stir and sit up at 5 of 10. They go forehead to forehead, then forearm for forearm! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Action counter punches, fires off fast hands, then whips. Sammy reverses but Action CLOBBERS Sammy! And UPPERCUTS! And then spins Sammy into a BACKBREAKER and NECKBREAKER!

Sammy bails out but fans fire up. Action builds speed, and Action slides, but Sammy duck sunder. Action comes back, Sammy puts him on the apron but Action mule kicks him! Then ARABIAN PRESS! Fans fire up as Action puts Sammy back in the ring. “Let’s Go, Action!” Action springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Action can’t believe it! Action brings Sammy up, fires himself up and runs, but Sammy dodges! Only to run into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives again! Action grits hits teeth, he goes to a corner, and he takes aim. Action runs in to SHOOTING STAR onto knees!

Sammy back suplexes, to a DDT!! Action is dazed, but he manages to roll out of the ring! Sammy can’t believe Action got away! Sammy hurries out after Action, brings him up and brings him around to the timekeeper’s area. Fans boo as Sammy clears off the table. Sammy puts Action on the table, throws down fists, then says he’s muy loco! Sammy goes up the corner, but Action hurries after him! Action CLUBS Sammy, ROCKS him, and SUPERKICKS him! Sammy flops onto the table! Now Action decides to go up top! Action aims, says HE’s loco, and he SUPER FROG SPLASHES through the table!! Sacramento loses its mind over that one!

The ref checks both men, they’re somehow both okay to continue. Action drags Sammy from the wreckage, puts him in the ring, and hurries up top again. Sammy talks with the ref about a bad leg, and DANIEL GARCIA appears! He SHOVES Action off the top!! Sammy torture racks, to hit GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, Sammy wins!

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall

Red Death gets away with the assist, and Chris Jericho is proud of Sammy from commentary. Will this momentum help the Jericho Appreciation Society take the AEW World Trios Championships on Dynamite?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

After the Blackpool Combat Club beat down John Silver & Alex Reynolds, Hangman Page is coming for vengeance! And he’s not alone, as he’ll have the Dark Order’s Evil Uno and STU GRAYSON! Will the founding members of the Dark Order avenge Silver & Reynolds in Winnipeg?

 

Darby Allin speaks.

“I am me seven days a week. And that’s all I’ve ever wanted in my life, is just to be me. What’s the point of becoming world champion or having all these accolades when at the end of the day, you’re not really you? I don’t believe anybody here. I guess my problem is, I’m just a little too real, I’m just a little too crazy. I said I wanna go out in a blaze of glory, and I meant every single word of that. And there’s a few things before my time is done in AEW that I wanna accomplish. And maybe next week, I make that a little more clear.” What will the Relentless One be aiming for as he goes all out?

 

“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry speaks.

“The Final Burial was the end of a very long and very personal rivalry that turned my life upside-down. Obviously, it took a lot out of me physically, and I felt the most was the weight of that decision not only to close the casket, but that chapter of my life. Every chapter has to come to an end at some point, and Christian, I’ll see you in the next life. But if you taught me one thing, it was how to pick your shot. And that is exactly what I’m going to do. Because momentum is hard to come by, and even easier to lose, and I will be damned if everything I did was for nothing. So every man with a championship belt around your waist, I am watching you very closely. And I’ll be seeing one of you very soon.”

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs speaks.

Wait, he has the TNT Championship belt that was stolen from Wardlow’s car! “It has already been written, it’s been said, it’s been done. The new chapter in the Book of Hobbs is the TNT Championship.” QT Marshall says that’s right! And he already told Hobbs that his word is his bond. Next week on AEW Dynamite, live from Winnipeg, it’s the premiere of QTV to give us all the exclusive scoop on who really broke into Wardlow’s car. Well, hard not to see who, but QT accompanies the champ away. Will QTV help Hobbs reach new heights in this new chapter?

 

The Acclaimed VS Starboy Charlie & Jack Cartwheel!

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may not have gotten the AEW World Tag Team Championships back from Austin & Colten, but they’re not gonna stop until they have gotten those titles back from Austin & Colten! Does comeback season start now?

But of course, Platinum Max has a diss track on deck! “The Acclaimed in the house, never back down. Damn it feels good to be wrestling in Sac Town! Ey yo, who booked the twink guys? You two lookin’ so sh*tty, I think I got pink eye! And y’all must have small peens, running you right outta Cali like a Walgreens! And I’m killing the game. In Cali, everybody loves the Acclaimed!” Fans cheer and Bowens gets the mic to say “SACRAMENTOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does! Then Billy does a cartwheel to poke fun at Cartwheel. But will The Acclaimed still be having fun in the Golden 1?

The teams sort out and Bowens starts against Cartwheel. They circle, fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Cartwheel kinda likes the song, and he ties up with Bowens. Bowens powers Cartwheel to a corner, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Bowens brings Cartwheel out, CLUBS away on him, then says “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” Tag to Caster, Caster kicks then scoops Cartwheel and SLAMS him! Bowens goes up and fans fire up, for SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! Cartwheel writhes but he manages to tag out to Starboy. Starboy pulls down the straps, but runs into a BACKHAND! Caster SUPERKICKS him down!

Caster brings Starboy up, tags Bowens, and Bowens hits the ARRIVAL! Caster is up top, for the MIC DROP! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Light the beam! Will Caster & Bowens be the number one team? Wait, the JAS’s Menard & Parker are here, offering JAS shirts. Will the Acclaimed accept the offer to be sports enner-tay-ners? For now, they SCISSOR FINGER!

 

The Jericho Appreciation Society speaks.

Chris Jericho says that Wednesday on Dynamite, it’ll be the JAS VS The Elite VS The House of Black for the AEW World Trios Championships! A night of firsts! It’ll be the first time the JAS has ever been in the ring with the House of Black. It’ll be the first time in years that Jericho and Kenny Omega, two Winnipeg natives, face each other in the ring. “Jericho VS Omega at the Tokyo Dome in 2018 was the genesis of AEW.” It’ll also be the first time in Jericho’s hometown, and the first time that Jericho, Sammy & Danny become AEW World Trios Champions! Jericho guarantees it by the spirit of Bob Holiday and Roddy Piper! Will The Ocho’s promise become reality?

 

Konosuke Takeshita VS Preston Vance w/ La Faccion Ingobernable!

The Future of Wrestling collides with Perro Peligroso in a battle of big, tall and hungry stars! They’re both starving for a breakout win, but will this be another notch on the belt for Konosuke? Or will Vance finally show that breaking away from the Dark Order was the right move?

Don Callis joins commentary because he is still hoping Konosuke will join his stable. Konosuke and Vance circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Konosuke puts Vance on ropes, the ref counts the break, and Konosuke lets off clean. Fans rally for Konosuke but Vance and Konosuke circle. They tie up, Vance powers Konosuke to ropes, but he lets off. And CHOPS! Konosuke doesn’t flinch, and Vance mockingly bows and says “Kon’nichiwa!” Fans boo, but Konosuke fires off forearms! Konosuke whips, Vance reverses, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges and TAKESHITA LINES! Fans fire up, Vance stands, into a POP-UP KNEE! ROLLING ELBOW!

Vance bails out, Konosuke PLANCHAS! Direct hit and fans fire up again! Konosuke keeps on Vance as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Konosuke puts Vance in the ring, runs corner to corner, and BOOTS! Vance wobbles, Konosuke suplexes and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Konosuke keeps cool, he runs, but Vance distracts the ref and Jose hooks Konosuke’s foot! Konosuke kicks free but Vance clotheslines Konosuke up and out! Vance hurries out after him, RAMS him into barriers, and then drags him up to TOSS him over more barriers! Vance taunts fans, gets a drink of water, to SPLASH Konosuke with it! Konosuke stands up, Vance drags him back to ringside, and Vance hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Konosuke writhes while Vance slides in.

Vance puts up the fist and soaks up the heat. Vance then drags Konosuke from the apron and through the ropes to snap suplex! Vance taunts the fans while Konosuke writhes. Cover, TWO! Vance is annoyed but he takes it out on the fans by taunting them again. Vance drags Konosuke up, but Konosuke throws a forearm! Vance ROCKS Konosuke in return! Konosuke staggers to a corner, Vance storms up on him and whips him corner to corner. Vance runs in to clothesline! And then whips back the other way, to clothesline again! Konosuke flops over, Vance soaks up the heat, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Vance brings Konosuke up. Konosuke ROCKS Vance! Vance BOOTS Konosuke! Vance spins but into a BOOT! GERMAN SUPLEX! Vance stands, ducks the lariat and he GERMAN SUPLEXES back! But Konosuke stands, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS collide!! Fans fire up as both men fall! The standing count starts, Vance crawls to ropes, as does Konosuke. They both stand at 6 of 10. Vance runs in, into a BOOT! Konosuke goes up to FLYING KNEE! Fans fire up with Konosuke and he brings Vance up. BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Vance survives, Konosuke goes to another corner.

Fans rally, Konosuke runs in, MOTOR DRIVE KNEE!! Cover, Jose gives Vance the ropebreak! Fans boo as the assistant swaggers about. But Konosuke goes out to DECK Jose! That’s he gets! Konosuke gets in, but Vance DISCUS LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Vance is shocked that Konosuke survives! Fans rally, but Vance storms up and puts on the TOP TEN FULL NELSON! But Konosuke RAMS him into a corner! Konosuke is free, but Vance storms up on him again! FULL NEL- NO, VICTORY ROLL! TWO!! Konosuke and Vance stand, Konosuke ducks the discus to spin Vance around and around and backslide! KONOSUKE WINS!!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

The Future of Wrestling gets Vance with one of Callis’ favorite moves! But Vance storms back up, only to back down when Konosuke stares him down. Will Callis continue to guide Konosuke into a future where he is THE future of wrestling?

 

Swerve Strickland speaks.

“Maybe I made mistakes. Maybe I overestimated Keith Lee. The fact that he took out Trench, and now Parker Boudreaux. My men, my affiliates, are on the shelf now. I gotta hand it to you, Keith. You were more prepared than I thought. But Swerve has not thrown every bullet that he has in the chamber. I’ve got something more in store for you, and you’re not gonna see it coming. I promise you, I don’t lose the war. But you got this battle. At this point, Swerve’s gonna turn into a cannibal, because every single thing I see now is food. Keep eyes on the back of your head, Keith. Hoodies stay up.”

 

Mark Briscoe is in the ring.

Fans fire up for the Sussex County Chicken as he gets the mic. “Sac Town! What’s good, baby? I come to you tonight representing the Baddest Tag Team in All of Time and Space, Dem Boys, the Briscoe Brothers.” Fans cheer that! Mark continues to say, “Yeeeeah. Thirteen time ROH World Tag Team Champions, baby. Hey, but here we are. Time to move forward with these titles. So, I’m in the back, talking to my main man, Tony Khan. He’s like, ‘Mark. What do you think? What should we do about the titles?’

“I said, ‘Tony, I got a idea, brother. Hey, March the 31st, ROH Supercard of Honor, what do you say we get some of the finest tag teams on this planet? What do you say we find us a big ol’ tall ladder? What do you say we hang the ROH World Tag Team titles from the rafters? And let’s call that sum bish the Reach for the Sky Ladder match?'” Fans love that idea! Mark says he thought it sounded good, too. So here are the first entrants into that match. His amigos, Pentagon y Rey Fenix, the LUCHA BROTHERS!! Penta & Fenix, as well as Alex Abrahantes, are here in Sacramento and fans fire up!

The Lucha Brothers join Mark in the ring, they high five and hug it out. That’s one team, but how many more teams will get in on this historic tribute to Jay Briscoe?

 

AEW looks at the coming showdown of Hook VS Stokely Hathaway.

After losing the FTW Championship match, Matt Hardy was on the hook for Stokely now having to face the Cold-Hearted, Handsome Devil in a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH, with The Firm BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! Stokely says Hardy has ruined his life, but Hardy says he didn’t want it to go down like that. Hardy will train Stokely to be ready, but will nothing save Stokely from Hook?

 

Mark Henry welcomes us back to Rampage.

“Tonight, two former AEW Women’s World Champions face off: Nyla Rose VS Riho, who has been on a roll.” Excalibur says this rivalry dates back to the first Dynamite in Washington, DC. What was perhaps seen as the Native Beast’s coronation in her hometown, Riho overcame the odds and scored an upset victory to become the inaugural AEW Women’s World Champion. Just over four months later, Nyla would defeat Riho in the rematch to become the second ever champion and have a dominant reign. These two meet again, “rekindling one of AEW’s earliest rivalries.” No need to talk, it’s time for the main event!

Riho VS Nyla Rose w/ Marina Shafir!

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally up for Riho as she ties up with Nyla, but Nyla puts Riho in a corner. Nyla messes Riho’s hair and mushes her face around, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Riho just brushes that off and circles with Nyla again. Riho dodges Nyla to fire off forearms, but Nyla shoves her away. Riho comes back for more, but Nyla knees low. Nyla whips and runs Riho over! Nyla runs, SENTONS but misses as Riho moves! Riho brings Nyla up as fans rally, but Riho tries to scoop?! Nyla’s too big for tiny Riho, and she SLAPS Riho! “BAKA!” Nyla scoops and SLAMS Riho down!

Nyla SPLASHES, covers, TWO as Riho goes Matrix! Riho runs ot DROPKICK! And DROPKICK again! Nyla bails out and fans fire up for Riho as she goes up top. Riho aims, CROSSBODIES, but Nyla catches her! Nyla grins as she pops Riho around, and she carries Riho around the way. Riho slips off to RAM Nyla into steel steps! Nyla clutches her knees, she gets in the ring, but Marina storms up on Riho. The ref tells Marina to back off and she does. Riho goes up the steps to go up the corner, but Marina creeps over again. The ref reprimands, Riho still climbs, and Riho waits on Nyla to stand. CROSSBODY and it takes Nyla down this time! Cover, TWO!

Riho brings Nyla up but she tries to suplex! Nyla CLUBS Riho, suplexes Riho and holds her up! Nyla holds Riho up for a count of TEN before the SLAM! Riho writhes and crawls to a corner. Nyla runs in but Riho slips out! Nyla hits buckles, then Riho HOTSHOTS her away! But then Marina yanks Riho down! SAYANAGI! Fans boo as The Problem becomes a problem for Riho! Marina puts Riho in the ring and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Nyla looms over Riho, stomps her, then drags her up. Nyla bumps Riho off buckles, digs her boot in, but lets off as the ref counts. Nyla storms up to stomp Riho, then she brings Riho around to THROW her into a corner! Nyla RAMS into Riho, and again, and again! Nyla carries Riho around, and SLAMS her down! Nyla kneels for the cover, TWO! Nyla is annoyed and she clamps onto Riho with an armlock and chinbar. Riho endures, but Nyla CLUBS her down! Nyla taunts the fans, then stomps Riho around. Nyla then clamps on a dragon sleeper, and she bends Riho against her knee! Riho still endures and fans rally up.

Nyla grins as she keeps on the pressure, and CLAWS Riho’s stomach! The ref reprimands, Nyla lets off, but then she CLAWS Riho again! Nyla pushes Riho to a cover, TWO! Riho refuses to give up and Nyla is annoyed. Nyla drops a leg, but misses! Riho fires off forearms! Riho hammers away on Nyla with fury! Fans fire up but Nyla CLAWS Riho’s face! Nyla SMOTHERS Riho, the ref counts, and Nyla lets off. Nyla drags Riho up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!! Riho survives and Nyla grows further frustrated. Nyla stands over Riho, talks trash to her, then drags her up by her hair. Rampage returns to single picture as Riho fires more forearms!

Nyla knees low, whips Riho to a corner, then runs in, but into BOOTS! Riho runs, tilt-o-whirls and headscissors! Nyla ends up in a corner, Riho runs in, but into a BODY BLOCK! Nyla brings Riho back up, hoists her to the top rope, and climbs up after her. Fans rally, Nyla smothers Riho into the buckle, and she HAMMERS away on Riho’s back. Riho fights back with forearms and fists! Nyla falls off the corner! Riho adjusts, aims, and leaps to FLYING RANA!! Nyla flounders, Riho runs in at the corner, JUMP KNEE! Nyla falls, Riho goes up top! Fans are thunderous as Riho aims again! Diving double stomps!! Cover, TWO!!!

Fans are thunderous as Nyla survives Riho’s coup de grace! Riho brings Nyla up, reels her in, but Nyla blocks the Northern Lights. Nyla whips, Riho tilt-o-whirls, but into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!!! Riho is showing her heart but Nyla suplexes her again, to hang her out to dry. Nyla goes to the corner, she climbs up and we’re getting flashbacks, GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Riho survives what defeated her at Double or Nothing! Nyla is beside herself and Marina is stunned! But Sacramento is thunderous for Riho! Nyla goes back up the corner, SWANTON BOMB FLOPS!!!

Riho hurries and NORTHERN LIGHTS?!? Bridging cover, TWO!?!? As shocking as it was for Riho to pull it off, it was shocking that Nyla survives! Riho hurries to sit Nyla up and she goes to a corner. Riho runs in, but Nyla ducks! Riho runs right into the corner! And Nyla SPLASHES her! Then CANNONBALL hits buckles! Riho avoids disaster, takes aim again, wrenches and crucifix DRIVER!! Cover, ONE?!?! Nyla slipped free but Riho tries again, TWO! Nyla sits up in a daze, Riho wants another shot! But Marina anchors her foot! Riho BOOTS Marina away! But Nyla BOOTS Riho and reels her in! BEAST- NO, Riho slips free! ROLLING LEG CRADLE! RIHO WINS!!!

Winner: Riho, by pinfall

The inaugural champion snatches victory from the jaws of the beast! But the Vicious Vixens mug her! Fans boo, and Nyla hits a BEAST BOMB!! Marina smothers Riho and pushes her down. The Vicious Vixens go to leave, but Toni Storm, Saraya and Ruby Soho walk out? The Outcasts and the Vicious Vixens lock eyes, but the Vixens say the Outcasts can have at it! Saraya, Storm & Soho get in the ring and surround Riho! Soho & Saraya stand Riho up so Storm can spray paint her! They stomp Riho and make her take the L! Fans boo, but are the Outcasts just asking for trouble by picking on more and more of the AEW originals?


My Thoughts:

A really good Rampage, with some actual story progress happening. Great opener from Sammy VS Action, and it’s wild that Action has only been a pro for three years yet he’s this good. But of course Garcia helps Sammy cheat to win so that Sammy and the JAS goes strong into the Trios Championship match. Good promo from Jericho to further hype that match, but I feel like the Triple Threat is just to make it bigger when the House of Black retain the titles. Good win from The Acclaimed over the local talent, and of course Menard & Parker come out to double down on trying to recruit The Acclaimed. But of course The Acclaimed didn’t accept, this is gonna come down to a match first.

Good promo from Swerve to hype up the coming grudge match of him and Keith Lee, which really should’ve happened sooner but whatever. The way Swerve talked, though, I feel like he should get a new member for Mogul Affiliates so that it becomes a traditional faction. And hilarious video package to go with Hardy telling Stokely he will train him to face Hook. I hope we get that training segment as a vignette, too, because that’ll be hilarious. And great promo from Mark Briscoe to officially announce the vacating of the ROH World Tag Team Championships. And of course, Reach for the Sky is the perfect name for the ladder match. With it being a ladder match with many teams, that is a great way to get in all the teams they’re building in ROH in on things.

Great match from Konosuke VS Vance, and solid win for Konosuke. Callis being on commentary keeps the story going, I feel like Konosuke’s final decision needs to be a big moment on Dynamite, not something put on Rampage or a YouTube show. Then Konosuke can either be part of The Elite, or he can feud with them, assuming The Elite renew their contracts to stay in AEW. And while we didn’t get an interview promo with Mark Henry, we got a good vignette to remind us of the Riho VS Nyla rivalry. Riho VS Nyla tonight was great stuff, and of course Shafir got involved here and there. Riho still winning was great, as she’s been rebuilding her AEW record again.

However, quite the surprise that “The Outcasts” showed up, and that Nyla and Shafir were on their side. Though, on some level, it makes sense for Shafir as she is also former WWE. And hopefully this means we’re getting more women in on the story of the Women’s Division Civil War. Nyla may not be a former WWE wrestler, but as a Heel, she’ll mesh perfectly with Saraya’s group, and that’s five Heels there. Riho can side with Hayter and Britt, and after what happened on Dynamite, Willow will definitely want to join them. Skye Blue was also in that beating, but I feel like there are names better fit for a 5v5 match (still hoping for Blood & Guts).

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (7/26/24)

It’s the ROYAL RAMPAGE!

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Who will be waiting in the wings for the AEW World Champion?

In the wake of Blood & Guts, twenty men compete in the Royal Rampage battle royal! But who will stand tall at the end as the next #1 contender?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2024 Royal Rampage: ??? wins and will challenge for the AEW World Championship at AEW Grand Slam.
  • Lance Archer VS ???
  • Kris Statlander w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Leila Grey; wins.
  • Fatal 4 Way Tag: Private Party VS The Righteous VS The Outrunners VS Rush & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis; win(s).

PLAY BY PLAY

The 2024 Royal Rampage!

While Bryan Danielson will challenge Swerve Strickland for the AEW World Championship at All In, that is for All In. This match will see TWENTY of the best battle it out for a shot at the AEW World Championship on September 25th! Who survives here in Texas to go to New York for AEW Grand Slam?

 


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/24/24)

The violent tradition returns!

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The word of the day is, “VIOLENCE!”

Blood & Guts returns again, and Team AEW looks to take down The Elite once and for all! Will Swerve, Darby, Mark Briscoe & The Acclaimed stand tall? Or will they be able to stand at all?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida; Britt wins.
  • PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Pac wins.
  • Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis; Mariah wins.
  • Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW; Team AEW wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Alex Marvez waits in a parking lot.

He is in the hotel parking garage, hoping for a scoop from Will Ospreay after last week’s devastating loss to MJF in the International Championship match. However, Ospreay goes right past Marvez and Marvez hurries after. Marvez asks for a comment but Ospreay says he’ll tell everyone what he has to say, once he arrives at the arena. Except someone slashed his tire! Three guesses who. Ospreay asks if Marvez rented a car. He did. Then hand over the keys! What? O-Okay. Marvez hands over the keys, Ospreay has him carry the luggage, and they hurry to Marvez’s rental. They get in and Marvez asks if Ospreay’s driven in America. NOPE! Uh oh.

Ospreay peels out of the parking garage, hoping to make it to Bridgestone Arena before the show is over! Will he have plenty to say after what the Wolf of Wrestling (or rather, weasel) did last week?

 

Cheerleaders line the ramp…?

They ask Nashville to give them an M! “M!” Give them a J! “J!” Give them an F! “F!” What’s that spell? M J F! That’s right, the NEW International Champion makes his way out, all smiles as he wears the belt he stol- er, won last week on Dynamite. He of course has them cut his music so he can talk. And he stands in the ring on camera left, with a podium, and something under a black cloth. MJF says, “Ospreay did not hit the Tiger Driver 91 because he is a gutless coward. The fact that you mouth breathers actually thought he could beat me when he couldn’t even beat that shmuck, Swerve, is laughable.”

The fans boo but MJF says by the way, Shane, MJF hasn’t forgotten about his world championship. And MJF is telling you now… The fans tell MJF to STFU first. MJF continues by saying he is just waiting for his moment to pounce. If he were Swerve, he’d pray to God that that moment never comes. See, when the spotlight is on MJF, MJF shines bright like a diamond, baby. He kisses the Dynamite Diamond Ring, the very item that helped him win, and MJF says that when the spotlight is on our “wittle hewo,” Ospreay, Ospreay MELTS. MJF beat Will Ospreay without breaking a damn sweat. Easiest match of his life!

And MJF did it quickly, efficiently, and wrestling analysts are saying it is the most dominant victory of all time. Not his words, all theirs. The fans boo these blatant lies, but MJF says ordinarily, a lot of people would tell Ospreay to burn those brittle as hell indie kick pads and just retire, but that’s not good enough. If it were MJF, he’d take a long walk off a short pier. But lucky for Ospreay, his grandma died recently, right? The fans boo MJF bringing up Ospreay’s nan, but MJF says just dig a grave next to hers. Bro tip: dig it a football field away from the old lady. That fat skank needs all the room she can get!

The fans boo while MJF laughs at his own insult. He then tells the fans to shut up. If Ospreay doesn’t like the facts MJF has to say, then he should come on out here and face him like a man. Oh wait, Ospreay won’t, because he’s worthless. Or because his car got sabotaged and Ospreay’s on his way. MJF says speaking of worthless, let’s talk this International Championship. The fans love this belt because it was held by “workhorses” who would come out here week in and week out, trying to earn their affection by putting in the work. Barf! What a joke. Working hard is for poors like all of the fans. Fans tell MJF he’s an a-hole in return.

MJF says people like this belt because it was held by “international talent.” MJF would have to sit back and watch the fans pretend that anyone outside of our great nation matters to them, and honestly, they’re unpatriotic and treasonous. MJF nods and says he deserves a title worthy of his superior intellect, his superior bank account, and his superior upbringing. This title, much like Daniel Garcia, “Willy Boy” and all these White trash hicks in Nashville, is nothing more than garbage. And down that belt goes into a trash can! The fans boo but MJF goes to his podium. MJF deserves a title that symbolizes the best wrestler in the world, and the best country in the world.

Newsflash: he does not mean that “third world cesspool” of a country known as the United Kingdom. So ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the brand new AEW American Championship! The cloth is taken away to reveal the belt, and it admittedly looks good. Fans chant “U S A! U S A!” MJF says while he appreciates those chants, when he talks America, he isn’t talking “Nasty Ass Nashville.” No, MJF is talking about real America. The only America that matters: the most magical place in the world, Plainview, Long Island, New York!

The fans boo but MJF says God bless the USA, God bless this American Championship, but also God bless your American hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Thank him later. MJF holds up the belt and has red, white and blue streamers fly. There’s even an American flag with 50 MJFs on it! Wait! Ospreay rushes into the ring! MJF goes running, belt in hand and tail tucked between his legs! Ospreay grabs his mic and tells MJF, “You can try your best to feed everyone horse *hit, but we ain’t eatin’ it! I was in that match so allow me to tell everyone what was going through your damn mind at minute 59, when you were breathin’ out your ass, and you can’t stand it!

“And there is no way in your mind you knew that you could beat me. So you reached into your trunks, went past your tiny little d… And you pulled out that diamond ring and cracked it over my skull. You would’ve rather had cheated than admit that a guy like me is on your level.” MJF defends his innocence, but Ospreay tells him that Ospreay has the best news for him. This will put a smile on MJF’s face! Ospreay had a meeting with Tony Khan and Christopher Daniels. And guess what? Ospreay’s getting a rematch! MJF doesn’t understand, but Ospreay says he also has that rematch… on home soil!!

Ospreay tells MJF that Sunday, August 25th, it will be Ospreay VS MJF fort the International Championship at All In!! The fans fire up, MJF says he didn’t agree to that! But that doesn’t matter, he has to do it! Ospreay makes sure to get the International Championship belt out of the trash and clean it off. Who will stand tall at the end of this war in Wembley?

 

AEW goes backstage.

Referee Bryce Remsburg has the official Blood & Guts coin to determine which team gets advantage for the main event. But when Bryce walks into the room, he finds The Elite standing around Christopher Daniels on the floor! They claim they found him like this. Matthew Jackson also adds that The Elite has their own coin, “AEW” on one side and “Elite” on the other. Matt flips the coin, the ref confirms, Elite wins the advantage! Wait, where is Hangman? Isn’t he supposed to be here? Matt tells the guys relax. They made a deal with Hangman, he’ll honor that deal. Now let’s go get it, boys! Blood & Guts! By the way, Matt was using a two-sided coin.

The EVPs found a way to rig things in their favor, but will having the man-up advantage really help them #ManUp against Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin, The Acclaimed & Swerve Strickland?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Learning Tree has been champion for 95 days, but not without a little bit of help from his Branches. However, Tony Khan thought ahead, and has decided to prune those Branches by banning Big Bill & Bryan Keith from ringside! Jericho will have to face the Meanest Man in the World all by himself, will nothing save him from being chopped down? Or does The Wizard have one more trick up his sleeve?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who destroys the other “For The World?”

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Suzuki eggs Jericho on, but Jericho waves hi to the fans. Jericho steps up, he and Suzuki talk some smack, and then Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki shrugs, then CHOPS in return! Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki smirks. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki eggs Jericho on more, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, and Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki CHOPS, taunts Jericho, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki likes that, and the CHOPS keep going!

The fans fire up and cheer Suzuki with every CHOP! Suzuki eggs Jericho on some more, so Jericho waves “Hi~!” and CHOPS! Suzuki smiles and waves back, to CHOP! Jericho is stinging in pain, but he CHOPS again! Suzuki just grins as he dares Jericho to keep going. Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki doesn’t flinch! Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS Jericho into a corner! The CHOPS keep going, and the fans fire up! Jericho is stinging, and he steps into the other ring! Suzuki pursues, drags Jericho back, and he CHOPS! Jericho’s chest is already bloody, Suzuki pushes him into the first ring.

Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki just laughs it off and the fans boo Jericho. Jericho gets mad, but Suzuki puts his hands back. Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, but that just hurts his hand! Suzuki brings Jericho around to CHOP again! And again! Those are high, too! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS just keep going! Jericho’s CHOPS are slowing down, fans chant “CHOP FOREVER!” Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho backs away, and Suzuki cheers with the fans! Jericho snarls, talks some smack back, “Are you crazy?!” Suzuki says yes!

Jericho CHOPS, Suzuki grins, repeat. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho into the corner again, then CHOPS so hard, Jericho falls over! The fans fire up and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jericho stands up and Suzuki eggs him on. Jericho says Suzuki has to be insane, and he CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP, and Jericho gets frustrated. The CHOPS just keep going! Jericho flips Suzuki off then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS again and Jericho staggers away to a corner. Suzuki grins, Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOSP, eggs Jericho on, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS and Jericho staggers. Jericho comes back, the CHOPS keep going, and Suzuki again backs Jericho to a corner. The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going!

Jericho sits down in the corner, the ref checks him, and Suzuki fires the fans up again. Jericho’s chest is only redder, but so is Suzuki’s. Jericho stands, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOSP! The CHOP fest is far from over as they just keep going! Jericho gets the edge, but Suzuki is unfazed! He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho goes to ropes, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Suzuki revels in it, but Jericho is tiring out! That’s when Suzuki CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho, Dynamite returns to single picture, and you better believe the CHOPS keep going! Jericho kicks low and fires a forearm!

The fans boo Jericho ruining the fun, but he soaks up the heat. Jericho runs, to LARIAT! Suzuki falls and Jericho celebrates like he’s already won! Jericho then triangle jumps but Suzuki steps back, and CHOPS! Jericho swings, into a HANGING ARMBAR! The fans fire up as there’s no ropebreaks here! Jericho flails, endures, but Suzuki lets go to then drag Jericho out of the ring. Suzuki SMACKS Jericho off the desk! The fans fire up as Suzuki grabs a chair and brings it over! Suzuki JAMS Jericho up, SMACKS him on the back, and Jericho hobbles away. Suzuki grabs a second chair, KICKS Jericho down, then puts Jericho’s hand through the chair!

Suzuki grabs the first chair, he’s going to do Jericho like Jericho did Shibata! CON-CHAIR-TO on the arm! Jericho clutches his hand and Suzuki grins. The fans are thunderous, they want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Suzuki does one better and he bends the fingers! Suzuki brings Jericho over to the railing so fans can get a better look! Suzuki lets off, Taz sure loves this, and Suzuki eggs Jericho on. Jericho CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand! So Jericho CHOPS with the left! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho with a forearm! Suzuki puts Jericho in the ring, then grabs the bad hand to twist and wrangle Jericho into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Suzuki bends the fingers again, Jericho suffers while he reaches out futilely for ropes! Jericho rolls, but Suzuki bends the fingers even more! Jericho CLAWS Suzuki’s face! The fans boo but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Suzuki roars as he rises up and Jericho is shocked! Nashville is thunderous as Suzuki glares at Jericho. Jericho scowls back, and the forearms start flying! They go back and forth, Nashville still behind Suzuki. The two stand, Suzuki ROCKS Jericho, but Jericho hits back! And again! And again! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho and Jericho leans against ropes. Suzuki whips Jericho, follows him, shoots around, for the SLEEPER!

Jericho flails, but Suzuki spins him! But Jericho trips Suzuki! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as now Suzuki endures! Suzuki powers his way around and throws hands from below! Suzuki then BOOTS Jericho away, shoots around again, SLEEPER! Jericho flails, Suzuki spins him and reel shim in! Gotch hold, PILE- NO, Jericho fights free, and LOW BLOWS! The fans boo but it isn’t cheating this time! JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

It may not have been as extreme as other FTW Championship matches, but it was gritty, brutal and even downright nasty! But while Jericho holds up the belt, Suzuki rises to his feet! The Murder Grandpa snatches Jericho into a SLEEPER! And then the Gotch hold and PILEDRIVER!! The fans fire up as Suzuki stands tall, but here come Keith & Bill! No more ringside ban, and they beat Suzuki down! The fans boo as Bill & Keith CHOKE Suzuki! But wait! Here comes Shibata!! The Wrestler is 100%, and he also slides in from the crowd side! Shibata CLUBS Keith, CLUBS Bill, then ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, to bait him into a DUMP to the outside!

Keith ROCKS Shibata, fans boo, but Shibata whips to kitchen sink knee! Shibata throws off his shirt, but the Branches go running! They regroup with The Learning Tree, will The Wrestler make them all pay for everything they’ve done?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the NEW CMLL Women’s World Champion, congratulates her on that win, and asks what it means to have that title on her shoulder. Willow says she’s traveled the world and… Stokely Hathaway walks over. Stokely says hi, then Kris Statlander attacks! The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor beats Willow down, drags her back up, and smiles as she fireman’s carries Willow, for an F5 onto road cases! The Babe with the Power writhes, and Stokely says Willow knows why they’re here. Kris holds up the title and Stoke says next week on Dynamite, they have a Title Eliminator match for the CMLL Women’s World Championship.

Stokely asks Willow what she thinks, but Willow is in too much pain. Stokely says okay, she’ll let them know. Kris drops the belt onto Willow, but will Willow drop Kris when these two have it out in the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

It was earlier today that The American Dragon shared a conversation he had with Doc Sampson. Bryan knew that to be All In ready, he needed to do this, eat that, but this week, Doc told Bryan that his neck is fixable, so they need to keep it that way. Bryan says he’s good, he’ll work hard, do his best, and just enjoy the moment. Wembley Stadium! How awesome is that, right? But then in steps Jeff Jarrett! Double J tells Bryan that he was over there with RJ City, and he just wants to say this: Bryan knows better than anyone that Jarrett was crushed not to have won The Owen Cup. But in hindsight, Bryan overcame the odds Jarrett didn’t, and Bryan was the perfect guy to win.

Bryan has a date with destiny, and Jarrett couldn’t have been more proud to be in Calgary than to have been there when Bryan raised the cup. Bryan thanks Jarrett, and Jarrett says Bryan has Wembley in the crosshairs. And he’s facing a champion in Swerve Strickland, who knows exactly what he needs to do, is dialed in and focused on keeping that title. Jarrett knows Bryan needs to rest up physically, but there’s also a lot of mental recovery to get done. Bryan can sit on the fence, maybe even have one foot out the door, or even make an excuse. But Jarrett wants Bryan to know that if he’s going All In, then he better go All In.

A lot of people believe in Bryan. Jarrett is at the top of that list. The Last Outlaw leaves and Renee asks where all that sits with Bryan. Bryan says a lot of that is true. He has work to do. Bryan thanks Renee for the time and heads out. What will The American Dragon do to prepare himself inside and out for The Realest AEW World Champion, Swerve Strickland?

 

Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida!

The DMD returned to AEW at Forbidden Door, and has since then been calling out The CEO for a TBS Championship! But the Shining Samurai, a former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, is not letting Britt just have what she wants! Will Shida stake her own claim to Mercedes Mone’s gold? Or will Britt prove herself more than worthy with a big return victory?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Shida powers Britt to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off but Britt avoids the forearm! The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Shida!” “D M D!” The two tie up and Britt wrenches to a hammerlock. Britt snapmares then ghost pins, TWO! Shida staggers up and Britt runs up to headlock. Shida fights the takeover, lifts Britt, but Britt fights the suplex. They end up in a corner, Shida stomps then whips. Britt stops herself, slips around to roll Shida, TWO! Britt hurries to clamp onto arms! Shida fights but Britt rolls her to another ghost pin, TWO! Shida has a cover, TWO!

Britt headscissors, Shida rolls free and then slips away. The fans cheer the standoff and the two reset. They approach, Shida kicks low and TOSSES Britt out. Shida storms out after Britt, but the two brawl. Shida KNEES low, RAMS Britt into railing, then brings her around the way to make her sit in a corner. Shida climbs up to rain down fists! The fans fire up and count, Shida goes all the way to TEN! Shida fires up, the fans fire up, and then Shida brings Britt back into the ring. Shida then puts Britt on the apron, gets space, and runs in to KNEE LIFT! Shida roars and the fans fire up more while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Britt sputters, Shida drags her in and stomps her. Shida paces while Britt slowly sits up. Shida digs her knee into Britt against ropes, but the ref counts. Shida lets off, drags Britt up again, and CLUBS her on the back. Shida then scoops, carries Britt around, then SLAMS her down. Cover, TWO! Shida clamps right on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Britt endures being bent back, and she reaches out for ropes. Shida pulls Britt around but Britt still has the ROPEBREAK! Shida lets off in frustration, and she SLAPS Shida around. Shida drags Britt up to bump her off buckles, then bumps her off buckles again.

Shida brings Britt around and RAMS her into buckles! Britt falls back, Shida sits on her to cover, TWO! Shida’s cover was a little cocky so she puts Britt in the corner. Shida goes up but Britt shoves her back. Britt catches Shida for a BUCKLE SHOT! Shida sputters, Britt snarls, and both slowly sit up. Britt storms up to stomp Shida, then drags her up. Britt CLUBS Shida, ROCKS her, then reels her in. Shida fights the suplex, to CORNER SUPLEX Britt! Britt slumps off the buckles while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Britt bails out, and Shida goes up the ropes. Shida says she’s gonna give Britt another bloody nose!

But then Britt rolls in and CLUBS Shida down! Britt waistlocks, but avoids an elbow. Britt runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Britt whips, Shida reverses but Britt SLINGBLADES! And with some torque! Britt brings out her glove and puts it on! The fans fire up, Britt spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida runs up! Britt ROCKS Shida, fires off more shots, then storms up, into a KNEE! Shida hops around Britt to GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Britt and has the ARMBAR! Britt scrambles around, but Shida flips her over and facelocks. Gator roll and roll back into a GUILLOTINE! Britt endures, so Shida KNEES her down!

The fans fire up and Shida goes up the corner. Shida METE- NO, Britt dodges and SUPERKICKS! Britt runs but Shida dodges the stomp! Britt ripcords, but Shida stops the forearm to ROCK Britt! Shida runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shida drops to her knees but so does Britt and the fans are thunderous! Britt drags Shida up and reels her into an Alabama Lift, Shida sunset flips, jackknife bridges, TWO! Britt has the cover, TWO! Shida prawn holds, TWO!! Britt narrowly escapes and Shida is pissed! Shida hammers away on Britt’s head, then drags her up. Shida reels Britt in, FALCON- NO, Britt fights out and wrangles Shida down!

Britt wants the arm, Shida fights around, and Shida has the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, the fans fire up, and Shida sees her kendo stick! Shida resists temptation, storms up on Britt, but Britt ripcords and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives, but Britt clamps on! RINGS OF- NO, Shida powers out, blocks a superkick, then QUESTION MARK KICKS! Shida reels Britt in to FALCON ARROW! The fans are thunderous, Shida takes aim, KATA- NO, Britt fireman’s carries for a takeover, and has the RINGS OF SATURN!! Shida flails, but ends up in LOCKJAW!! Shida TAPS, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Add another classic into this storied rivalry! But wait, here comes The CEO to rain on Britt’s parade. Mone has a mic to say, “Wow. Britt, that was very impressive. What a strong victory over a former champion. Now, Britt, I know that you want a shot at this at All In. And what would be hotter than The CEO VS The DMD? So let’s get to it! Because I know that you and everybody here is waiting to hear my answer. And that answer is… NO.” The fans boo but we should’ve known she’d say that. Britt dares Mone to step inside, but wait, who is that?! Is that KAMILLE!? Formerly of NWA Power, but now here in AEW, doing Mone’s dirty work!

Kamille hauls Britt up, and marches around with her for a TORTURE RACK! Britt can only suffer the thrashing, before the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Kamille stands over Britt and Mone stands by her side. The CEO has signed a powerful insurance policy, will no one ever take the TBS Championship from her?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Holding all three belts, Christian Cage says, “Nashville, you haven’t earned the right to see Christian Cage in person, so I’ll be conducting my business from the bowels of the arena. Now this past Saturday on Collision, The Patriarchy triumphed when we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. And this Friday on Rampage, my son, Nick, is entered in the Royal Rampage, and he’s going to walk out as the brand new #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.” Now, Nick has earned the right to speak, so Christian gives him the floor. Nick says first, the AEW Trios Championships. And soon to be, #1 contender…

Nick spots something, and he asks Kip Sabian why he keeps seeing Kip around. Kip doesn’t know what Nick’s talking about, but Nick says he saw Kip last Saturday while The Patriarchy was headed to the ring, and now Kips right here. What’s his deal? There is no deal. Oh, is that so? Well, Nick knows Kip is also in the Royal Rampage, so Nick will throw Kip’s ass out. And by the way, no one cares that Kip’s dad died. Be a man and suck it up. Nick leaves but will Kip make Nick care when Nick has a Superbad time on Friday?

 

PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

Speaking of #1 contenders, despite Will Ospreay wanting his rematch at Wembley, The Bastard is still THE #1 contender to the International/American Championship. Will Pac show his full power against this powerhouse? Or will sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss be enough for Boulder to bulldoze The Bastard?

The bell rings and Pac steps right to Boulder. Boulder flexes, but Pac SOBATS! Pac facelocks, but he can’t suplex Boulder! Boulder suplexes Pac, but Pac slips free and kicks Boulder to a corner. Pac BOOTS Boulder, runs corner to corner, but Boulder CLOBBERS Pac! The fans boo but Boulder storms his way to a corner to go up and MOONSAULT! He FLOPS as Pac dodges! Pac UPPERCUTS, then goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN! Pac stomps away on Boulder, the ref counts, but Pac digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Pac seethes. Pac goes out to then climb a corner while Boulder staggers up.

Pac MISSILE DROPKICKS and down goes Boulder! The fans fire up and Pac storms over to Boulder. Pac reels Boulder in, and he actually suplexes Boulder, for a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by pinfall

Pac says this is HIS ring, and he scrapes Boulder out of it. But what is he to do if he wants to be part of Wembley and that International/American Championship fiasco?

 

Team AEW speaks.

Swerve Strickland tells Nashville, “Whose house? The spirit of AEW is on the rise tonight. And I asked these young gentlemen, these warriors, last week if they were ready to get violent. And quite frankly, we’re going to show The Elite what that’s all about. All while led by yours truly, the AEW World Champion-” Darby Allin tells Swerve to shut up. Swerve’s the leader? He’s going to go around telling everyone he’s leading them? He ain’t leadin’ nothing! This isn’t about Swerve, but about getting even with The Elite. Swerve and Darby won’t see eye to eye, not tonight or any night. Oh, okay, that’s what this is all about?

Well, when it’s all said and done, if Darby wants to get violent with Swerve, then Swerve would be more than happy to. Max Caster asks if “Sneaky Swerve” will be happy to get violent with him. Does he wanna get violent with the Best Wrestler Alive? The Acclaimed remembers what Swerve did to them. Hell, Caster will get violent with Darby, too, he doesn’t like Darby’s weird ass. Anthony Bowens says that’s right! They don’t care about the petty differences between Darby and Swerve. This is about The Acclaimed getting the AEW World Tag Team Championships back and eliminating The Young Bucks.

Swerve says they choose now to get like this? This is what they wanna do? Mark Briscoe steps in to mediate. Simmer down, boys. They gotta let the past be the past. Mark feels like the man that fell out the boat, because he ain’t in it. But tonight, put all that behind them! Tonight, they are Team AEW! And The Elite, we know your game plan! It’s divide and conquer, so we cannot allow that to happen! Tonight, stand united! And all the entitled and pompous ones worldwide will know that they ain’t safe! The violent people are here! They’re coming, baby! It’s on!! The team rallies behind The Chicken, but will they be able to stand together so they can stand tall tonight?

 

Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis!

No longer Toni Storm’s protege, understudy or anything of the sort, “The Glamour” that is the Queen of Harts is preparing to tear the AEW World Championship away from the Leading Lady. So will she make an example of Tennessee’s own? Or will she be upstaged by an upstart, just like Toni Storm?

The bell rings and Mariah SHOTGUNS Kaitland down! The fans fire up, Mariah fires off in the corner, but the ref counts. Mariah shoves Kaitland out of the corner, goes up the corner, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kaitland flounders, Mariah smirks and drags her up, to CLUB away on her like she did Toni Storm’s bloody forehead! Then she kisses Kaitland goodnight, also like she did Storm. Then Mariah runs to KNEE Kaitland, and fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! But Mariah isn’t done, she wants to have some fun. Mariah drags Kaitland into the corner, strikes a pose, then hits the SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

As she’s been doing for months, anything Storm can do, Mariah feels she can do better. Wait! Storm is here?! But then Mariah laughs, because she again pulled one over on us. WAIT! The ringside medic pulls off a wig and reveals she’s Toni Storm!! The fans are thunderous and Mariah senses something is wrong. Mariah turns around and sees Storm staring daggers! The two fire off haymakers and the fans erupt! Refs rush out here, fans boo, but the refs and security pull the two apart! Nashville wants to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see plenty of that in Wembley Stadium. Storm gets a mic and shouts, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE!? BECAUSE I AM!!”

Security does everything they can to keep Storm back. Is Storm’s Summer blockbuster going to be a revenge story a la Kill Bill?

 

Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW!

As Dean Malenko narrates, this isn’t just any normal grudge match. This is for the heart and soul of AEW as these ten men step into two rings and four walls of unforgiving steel. “Blood will be shed, but who has the most guts? Submission or surrender, who will survive?” The Elite has the advantage, and is almost completely golden as The Young Bucks have the tag titles, Kazuchika Okada has the Continental Championship and Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, but will gold matter when everything is about to be stained a crimson red?

First out for The Elite is the Scapegoat, Jack Perry! He even brings a chair with him because he isn’t taking any chances. Who will meet him from Team AEW? We find out, after the break.

Blood & Guts returns and Darby Allin makes his entrance! Fitting as the Relentless One wants after that TNT Championship. And also fitting is that Darby’s once again got thumbtacks all over the bottom of that skateboard! But Jack SMACKS Darby right at the cage door! The fans boo but Jack soaks it up while he goes out after Darby. Jack CLUBS Darby, hauls him up, and BOMBS him into the side of the cage! Jack drags Darby along, CLUBS him down again, then goes to fetch steel steps. Jack pushes the steps against railing, then brings Darby up. Jack whips Darby hard into the steps, and Darby tumbles up and over railing!

Fans fire up as the front row catches Darby in their laps! Jack soaks up the heat, stalks Darby into the crowd, and CLAWS Darby’s back! They now bring the fight around to the back of the floor level! They brawl, keep moving, and the fans fire up as they get to see more of the fight up close! Darby has fans move so he can push Jack all the way back to the railing! The fans fire up as Darby then LARIATS Jack back to ringside! Darby hops the railing, stalks Jack, and he drags Jack into the ring. The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and the cage closes. But Jack SMACKS Darby with a trash can!

Jack dumps out the can, brings out bright yellow cable, and he learned this one from Rush! Jack CHOKES Darby with the cord, then wedges the can into a corner. Jack stalks Darby, stomps him, then hauls him up to LAWN DART Darby into the trash can! Darby flops back and Jack grins. Jack soaks up more heat from Nashville, then brings the trash can back into the corner. Jack RAMS Darby’s head into the can, RAMS him again, then punches the can out and CHUCKS it at the cage. Jack riles the fans up, then soaks up the heat again. Jack goes back for Darby, taunts him, but Darby SPITS at him!

Darby then fires forearms on Jack, but the countdown is here! Darby CHOKES Jack with that yellow cable, but Jack DECKS him! And here comes Nicholas Jackson! One of the EVPs has a chair of his own, and a heavy metal suitcase! Jack CLUBS Darby, Nick waves to cameras, and then coordinates with Jack for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! The fans boo but The Elite soak up the heat. Jack sets up the chairs, Nick brings Darby over, and together, Jack & Nick double suplex, only for Darby to fight free! Darby whips Nick, Nick reverses but Darby goes up the ropes! Only for Nick to SHOVE him into the steel!

Darby slumps down the side of the cage, and Nick SUPERKICKS him into it! Nick then goes up and out to the apron to PENALTY KICK! Darby is stuck between ring and cage, Jack says the kick was good, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture.

Nick & Jack coordinate, and they wedge the trash can up against Darby. Jack runs to DROPKICK the can into Darby! Nick & Jack both soak up the heat, then they stomp Darby around. They drag Darby up, whips and drop toehold him onto the chair, face first! Jack stands on Darby’s neck while Nick takes a seat. They’re in no rush, after all. They LASH Darby with the yellow cable! Then CHOKE him with it! Darby suffers but Nick lets him go. Jack JAMS Darby up with a chair! Nick isolates Darby’s leg and Jack JAMS it! Darby writhes and flounders away but Nick puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Darby can again only suffer!

Nick stomps Darby, Darby goes to the apron but Nick stands on the bad leg. Darby flails but can’t get loose, and then Jack clamps on a chinlock! Jack stretches Darby backwards against the ropes, and then Nick lets off. Blood & Guts returns to single picture, and the countdown is here! The Elite stomps Darby, but here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion storms his way down to the ring, and he rallies right on Nick & Jack! Mark CHOPS away on Nick, BOOTS Jack, then ROCKS Nick with haymakers! Mark whips, Nick reverses, but Mark uses the chair to LEAPING LARIAT Jack in No Man’s Land!

Both Mark and Jack take a tumble into the second ring and the fans fire up! Mark fires up with Nashville, but Nick goes up and up and springboards, but into Mark’s EXPLODER! The fans fire up again, and Mark stomps Jack in a corner. Darby finds his skateboard, and he brings it along with him. Mark goes looking for goodies, and he brings a ladder out! Darby DUMPS Nick back tot he first ring, fires forearms, and Mark puts the ladder in a corner. Mark & Darby double whip Nick hard into the ladder! Nick flops around, ends up upside-down, and Mark goes after Jack. Mark CHOPS, Darby SLAMS the ladder onto Nick!

Mark whips Jack corner to corner, Jack reverses, but Mark goes up and over the ropes. Mark ROCKS Jack in return, then hurries up a corner! Mark aims at Nick, SWANTON on the ladder!! The fans are thunderous as Mark just shrugs that off! Nick writhes, clutches an arm, and Darby goes after Jack. Mark JAMS Nick with the ladder, wedges it in, and runs to BACK BODY BLOCK! Mark sandwiches Nick with the ladder, then Nick and ladder fall forward. The ladder gets Nick right in his bucks! The fans fire up as Darby JAMS Jack with a chair, and Mark hits a BRAINBUSTER on Nick! Mark finds that trash can and CHUCKS it at Nick!

The countdown finishes up again, and The Elite sends out Matthew Jackson! The other Buck is here, bringing a title belt and a second suitcase. What’re in those boxes anyway? Matt tosses his to Nick before he runs up on Mark. Mark ROCKS Matt, but Nick CLOBBERS Mark with the case! Darby runs up, kicks Nick, but Matt fakes Darby out! DDT on the briefcase! The case cracks open from the impact! Matt dribbles Mark’s face off the steel, and Mark’s busted open! The fans boo as Nick has Jack watch the cases. Matt scrapes Mark off the steel like a cheese grater, and then the Bucks sit Mark up top.

Matt stomps Darby, brings him up, and BUCKLE BOMBS him into Mark’s back! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS, for the Polar Express! The fans boo but Jack winds up. Matt CATAPULTS Darby into a CASE SHOT! Nick climbs up, and Matt gut wrenches Darby into a Canadian Rack. DOUBLE STOMP DOMINATOR COMBO! Then somersault for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER on Mark! The fans boo but The Elite soaks it all up. Jack stomps away on Mark in the corner, Matt TOSSES Darby to the second ring. Matt puts Mark over there, too, but the countdown returns. Jack SMACSK Mark with a case, but Team AEW sends… BOWENS!

The Five Tool Player storms down to the ring and he goes right for Nick! LAIRAT after LARIAT, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Bowens LARIATS Nick into No Man’s Land! Matt runs up but Bowens dodges to Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Jack runs up, into a kick! Bowens KICKS and FAMOUSERS! But Matt CHUCKS a case at Bowens! Mark BOOTS Matt, UPPERCUTS him, then scoop SLAMS him! The fans fire up as Mark climbs up a corner! But Matt trips Mark up onto his giblets! Darby fires off on Matt, runs, but into a LARIAT! The Bucks coordinate, and Matt brings Darby up. Matt gut wrenches, Nick jumps up, but Mark SUPER CUTTERS Nick!!

The fans are thunderous, Darby slips around and hits a SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans are thunderous as Darby has his skateboard! Mark holds Matt in place, for the SKATEBOARD STOMP!! The tacks get left behind in Matt’s arm!! Bowens BUSTS open a toolbox, and he finds scissors~! Darby sends Jack to him, Bowens SCISSOR STABS Jack in the forehead!! Not what you’d think scissoring meant but here we are! Darby ROCKS Nick, Bowens STABS away on Jack’s head! And then he opens the scissors, to go after Jack’s mouth?!? The fans tell Bowens he’s sick, and Jack’s about to look like The Joker soon!

Mark JAMS Matt with crutches, but the countdown returns. The Elite send out The Rainmaker! Bowens storms into the first ring to meet Okada, who is bringing that Rainmaker Drive street sign. Okada and Bowens stare down, then Okada swings! SMACK for Bowens! SMACK for Briscoe! Darby kicks low, runs, but into a SMACK! Okada sets the sign down, reels Mark in and gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE onto the sign!! Mark’s crimson mask only grows as Okada stands him up, ripcord and middle finger, for a LOW BLOW! Mark staggers, Nick holds up a chair, and Okada DROPKICKS the chair into Mark!

The fans boo but Okada grins. Matt wants someone to check his arm, and Jack works to get those tacks out of there, while Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Nick has his own crimson mask forming but he helps Okada beat down on Team AEW. Jack also has a crimson mask from all that violent scissoring. Nick uses a hammer to CHOKE Mark, and Okada CHOKES Bowens with a chain! The Bucks look and behold, they find a table! They put that in the ring, Okada keeps Bowens down and Jack stomps Mark. The Bucks bring the table all the way into the second ring, even as the brawling continues all over. Jack JAMS Mark with a chair, Matt scoops to SLAM Bowens on the table. Okada scoops Bowens and SLAMS him on the table! Matt punches away on Mark, then digs his boot in.

Nick stomps Darby, then Matt mocks the crane stance before he BOOTS Mark down. Nick SHINING WIZARDS Darby, then SHINING WIZARDS Mark! Nick soaks up the heat, Matt rains down fists on Darby, and Okada CLUBS Bowens in No Man’s Land. Jack joins in to mug Bowens, and then the Bucks SMACK Mark with the toolbox itself! Nick mocks the fans rallying, but Mark ROCKS Nick! Mark fires off fast hands, but Matt storms over to stop him. Matt and Mark brawl now, Okada joins in, but Mark fires forearms and chops! Okada doesn’t flinch! Mark CHOPS again, Okada ROCKS and BOOTS and fires off on Mark!

Blood & Guts returns to single picture yet again, and the countdown is back. Team AEW sends Max Caster! He has a mic, but not for rapping! Platinum Max dodges Okada to MIC BOP him! Caster then takes off his chain so he can CHAIN FIST Nick! And CHAIN FIST for Matt! And then one for Jack! Caster whips Nick hard into steel! And he SMACKS Jack with a chair! Caster goes up a corner, aims at Okada, and the fans fire up for Caster’s FLYING CHAIR SHOT!! The fans are thunderous as Caster then goes looking for things. Bowens SMACKS Okada for himself, and Darby CHOKES the Rainmaker for good measure.

Caster brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans fire up as Caster places that down, then he and Bowens bring Okada up. DOUBLE SUPLEX- NO, Jack & Nick make the save! The fans boo but Nick fires off on Bowens, Jack is after Caster! Jack TOSSES Caster, The Bucks whip Bowens into a corner. Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Bowens onto the barbed wire board! Bowens writhes and rises up, only for Matt to scoop SLAM him on the board!! The fans are cringing, but Matt brings out a second barbed wire board! Matt presses that down onto Bowens for the world’s most violent sandwich! Nick then climbs up, to SWANTON BOMB!!

The fans lose their minds while Bowens writhes from being turned into a violent panini! But wait, now Okada has brought out something. It’s a mysterious black bag! And out pours so many thumbtacks! Okada shoves those tacks into Caster’s mouth! Then The Bucks pump up their special edition Reeboks! Jack holds Caster in place for the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Caster sputters, coughing up tacks, and Nick says, “Yo, listen! He ain’t rappin’ anymore!” The countdown returns, and The Elite is complete now that Hangman Page is here! At least, he should be here. The Bucks wait, but The Black Hat isn’t coming?

Darby and Mark fight back on Jack and the Bucks! Okada fights with Caster but Mark goes after Okada! Darby COFFIN SPALSHES Nick, COFFIN SPLASHES Matt, repeat! Then Darby sends Nick into Matt, to then feed Nick to Mark for a CORNER EXPLODER! Mark BOOTS Jack, Caster stands to stand on Nick’s neck! Bowens wraps barbed wire around his leg!? Caster opens Nick up, Bowens goes up, and despite the pain he’s causing himself, he still BARBED WIRE ME TIMBERS!! Nick experiences his own painful scissoring, and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Mark puts the barbed wire boards aside.

The countdown is back, and that means Swerve is now here! Prince Nana gets everyone dancing as the AEW World Champion makes his way out, but NOW Hangman is here! Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve from behind with a chair! Swerve is his only target so now Hangman has a reason to fight! Hangman fires fists on Swerve, then brings out handcuffs!! Hangman cuffs Swerve to the side of the cage! Swerve tries to fight back but Hangman fires hands! Mark fireman’s carries Matt but Matt CLAWs Mark’s eyes! Matt is free, and Okada SHOTGUNS Mark into the barbed wire boards! Mark is already bleeding from one side, will he be bleeding from his back now?

Hangman cuffs Swerve’s other arm to the cage, Swerve is defenseless! But Nana hurries to fight Hangman! Hangman DECKS Nana, and then snatches the title belt. Hangman says Swerve has never deserved this title, it should never have been Swerve’s! Then Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve with the belt! Hangman fires hands on Swerve, and says he will eat Swerve alive! Hangman just hammers away with haymakers. The Bucks DOUBLE POWERBOMB Mark onto barbed wire! But then Matt gets a mic to shout at Hangman, “What are you doing?!” Hangman, look at Matt! They had a deal! And a deal is a deal, Hangman!

Last time, The Bucks suspended Hangman and he sat at home. But now, if Hangman doesn’t get in the ring, he is FIRED. Hangman hears that, and he leaves Swerve behind to step into the ring. Nick locks the cage so no one else can get in or out. The refs say no, all ten men have to be inside first. Matt says who cares? He’s an EVP, just do what he says! The bell rings so that Blood & Guts can “officially begin.” Jack goes after Bowens, Hangman argues with Matt, but Okada steps in. The Cowboy and the Rainmaker argue, and Okada shoves Hangman! But then Darby and Mark rush up! Darby jumps on Hangman while Mark fires hands on Matt!

Caster rises up, he CLUBS away on Okada! Bowens turns things around on Jack! Mark rains fists on Matt, Swerve fights and he already has one arm free. Swerve works to get the other arm free, but Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Caster JAMS Nick up with the Rainmaker Drive sign, Mark SMACKS Hangman with what’s left off a barbed wire board, but Nick CHUCKS trash can at Darby! Mark CLUBS away on Hangman, Okada JAMS Bowens with a crutch, and Hangman fights up. Matt runs to SHOTGUN the trash can into Caster’s head! Nick brings that can around to SMACK Darby with it. Okada CHOKES Bowens with the crutch while The Bucks taunt Swerve. Mark and Hangman brawl, Bowens SMACKS Okada with the crutch! Mark fireman’s carries Hangman for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Mark then hurries up a corner! FROGGY-BOW, onto knees!

Mark writhes, The Bucks continue to taunt Swerve, but Bowens scoop SLAMS Okada onto Hangman! Matt whips Caster to a corner, sends Nick in, but Caster TOSSES Nick! Matt runs in but Caster TOSSES him, too! But then the Bucks DOUBLE GIRI Caster! Okada Alabama Lifts Caster for a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Jack bounces off the cover, but The Elite keep Caster down. Blood & Guts returns to single picture one more time, and  Bowens fights back. The Bucks knock him over, and wait! Jeff Jarrett is storming out here?! Karen, Sonjay & Lethal try to stop him, but he and his guitar are going to ringside!

Wait, here comes Brandon Cutler to stop Jarrett. The EVP’s little sidekick says don’t even dare getting involved! But wait, here comes Daddy Ass! Billy Gunn grabs Cutler, tells him to “SUCK IT!” then ROCKS him with a right! Jarrett adds the SMASH HIT! Cutler falls, and both Billy and Jarrett free Swerve! The cuffs are tricky, though, but Nana brings out bolt cutters! Team AEW fights The Elite, and the cuffs are off! Nana hands Swerve the bolt cutters to start making a hole in the cage itself! The fans fire up as Swerve is in and he deals out LARIATS for every member of The Elite! DROPKICK for Okada, then an UPPERCUT!

Swerve snapmares Okada, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Nick attacks but Swerve slips around to BACKBREAKER, and POWERBOMB into Matt! Jack runs up but Swerve hip tosses him down! Then gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! There are still some tacks on the mat, too! But now, Hangman and Swerve lock eyes. The fans are losing their minds seeing these two head for No Man’s Land. Both men step inside, and they fire off haymakers! The fans erupt again as Swerve gets the edge with shots high and low! But Hangman dodges one to LARIAT Swerve into the second ring!

Hangman aims, slingshot and BUCK- NO, Swerve catches the lariat to arm-drag Hangman, shift around, but Hangman kicks free of the armbar! Hangman has a piece of board, and he DIGS the barbed wire into Swerve’s forehead! Swerve pushes the board back, and Darby hops onto Hangman for CODE RED! Okada FLAPJACKS Darby! Okada looks around, The Elite regroup with him, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mark! But Mark rebounds to DOUBLE LARIAT The Bucks! Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES Mark! Swerve somersault COMPLETE SHOTS Jack! Okada stomps Bowens but Bowens hits back!

The fans are thunderous as The Acclaimed regroup. They clear some space, and Swerve brings a staple gun! Swerve stalks Hangman and wants to bring this back to Texas Death! Hangman fights off the stapler, and Nick LOW BLOWS Swerve! Matt finally opens that metal briefcase, and inside are more staple guns! The Elite is armed and dangerous now! Swerve stands his ground but that’s 4v1! Jack STAPLES Swerve from behind, and then so does Nick! Matt and Okada join in, they staple Swerve from all sides! The fans boo, but Swerve is laughing?! The fans say they’re all sickos! Nick runs up, Swerve blocks his staple attack!

Matt kicks, Swerve blocks that, and he makes Nick STAPLE Matt! Then Swerve makes Nick sit on the top rope, then STAPLES his forehead! Jack runs up, into a BACKBREAKER and STAPLE! Okada DROPKICKS Swerve, ripcords, and gives a middle finger! So Swerve STAPLES that finger!! Hangman slingshots, Swerve dodges, BUCKSHOT hits Okada!! Then Swerve STAPLES Hangman in the cheek!! Then HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve went John Wick on everyone, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture one more time!

Swerve revels in the energy from Nashville, then he goes up top. KILL- NO, Hangman avoids the stomps! Swerve goes out after Hangman as Hangman crawls out through the hole in the cage! Swerve BOOTS Hangman, they brawl up the ramp and then to the stage! Swerve brings Hangman around into a SLEEPER! They go around the back of the tunnel, and then FALL OFF THE STAGE! They crash down through spare tables!! Matt hurries out of the cage and up the ramp, asking what the heck, but Bowens is in pursuit! Bowens ROCKS Matt, ROCKS him again, and brings him back to the ring. Caster and Nick join in, Nick SMACKS Caster with a trash can lid!

Nick SMACKS Bowens with a trash can lid! Nick goes to his brother’s side, and the Bucks go grab a table! They bring that table around to the side while Darby fires hands on Jack. The Bucks set up two tables side by side on the outside here. Mark brawls with Okada, and Blood & Guts goes to break.

Blood & Guts returns and tables have appeared in the ring, but The Bucks have constructed a double decker on the outside! Bowens has been put in between all those tables, and Nick says it’s time! Nick climbs up, Matt holds Bowens down, but Caster CLUBS Matt! Caster whips Matt into barriers! Bowens climbs up after Nick now and Nick panics! Nick kicks away on Bowens, CLUBS him, but Bowens hits back! Nick SMACKS Bowens off steel! And again! Bowens wobbles, but Nick SMACKS him again! Bowens falls through all the tables!! The fans lose their minds again and Nick gloats from way up high.

But wait, in the ring! Mark kicks Okada low, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Matt returns inside but Mark kicks him, for a JAY DRILLER!! Jack is up, but even he gets a JAY DRILLER!! Nick returns, but Mark has him, too! JAY DRILLER!!! Darby puts Jack on a table, and Mark fires hands on Matt. Mark puts Matt on a table, Darby SMACKS Jack with a kendo stick! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW on Matt through the table!! Darby goes up, to then climb the truss and even Spider-Man up to the beams up above! Darby hangs over Jack like a bat, before a SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Jack writhes while fans lose their minds all over again!

Caster returns into the ring, he brings the case over, and he opens it up. This one has handcuffs!? Caster hands those over to Mark, and Mark uses those to cuff Jack to the steel! Caster keeps Matt down, then he hands a kendo stick to Mark! Mark SMACKS Jack! Jack refuses to give up so Mark SMACKS him again! Mark wants Jack to say it, but Jack shakes his head. So another SMACK and the kendo stick breaks! Jack SPITS in Mark’s face! Darby has a mic to say if Jack’s not gonna quit, then let’s get the party started. The fans fire up hearing that, and Darby goes looking under the ring. Darby goes way under there…

Mark meanwhile HEAD SHOTS Jack with his own Scapegoat chair!! Jack sputters, but he refuses to give in! Mark tells Jack to just say it. Jack refuses, so Mark aims at Matt, who is also cuffed. Mark says you hit the EVP, you’re good as done! Caster SMACKS Okada off steel, and Darby returns with an OIL CAN AND LIGHTER!! The fans are losing their minds, Mark is also panicking, but Darby storms right up to Jack. Darby douses Jack with gasoline, a throwback to Anarchy in the Arena! Darby smirks as he says he is gonna light Jack on fire if he doesn’t quit. Jack doesn’t think he’s serious, but he should remember back to Anarchy in the Arena…

For that matter, Darby wants a TNT Championship match at All In! Agree to that, or Darby lights Jack on fire! Mark is freaking out, but Jack is defiant to the end! Matt talks with Darby, saying that as an EVP, he can make this happen! Matt says if Darby wants the match, then it is done! But let’s stop, this has gone too far! Darby says hell no. Matt has to say it, or Jack’s lit on fire. Matt says fine! The Elite quit! The Elite quit!! The bell rings, Team AEW wins!!

Winners: Team AEW, by surrender

Darby smiles at Jack and points to the All In sign. The Scapegoat was saved by The Bucks, but will he be able to survive the Relentless One in Wembley? Or will Darby once again be the Face of TNT?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, and I appreciate that since it was Blood & Guts night, they kept it to more matches than talking, and even then we had fewer matches since Blood & Guts itself was the whole second hour. Good opening promo stuff with Ospreay and MJF, but I’m a little torn with what MJF is up to. Converting the International Championship into the American Championship is what NJPW just did with the United States Championship becoming the United Kingdom Championship becoming the Global Championship, it just needs Moxley being in here. But I do have to admit, the American Championship looks so good, I kinda want MJF just to establish that since AEW loves having a ton of belts anyway.

And another complicated detail is that Pac is #1 contender to said American/International Championship. Will he have to use his title shot at Battle of the Belts this weekend? Or will he “talk with Tony Khan” and make things a Triple Threat, so that Pac essentially takes the Moxley role? Either option seems a shame for Pac, because he isn’t winning the title in either scenario. No title ever changes hands on a Battle of the Belts special, and I recall Moxley taking the loss to Finlay in that Global Championship story so Pac would probably take the loss in this International/American Championship story.

Jericho VS Suzuki was a great match, especially with how many chops were thrown. They didn’t even need to go as extreme as FTW Rules allow because everyone loved the chop-a-thon. Jericho winning made sense, and I’d say Suzuki being able to get back up doesn’t make sense after he got hit by Judas Effect, but it was of course to bring out Bill & Keith. And then Bill & Keith were for bringing Shibata out and Shibata getting some semblance of revenge. Jericho VS Shibata for the FTW Championship one more time could be a great Battle of the Belts match, though, so I hope they do it.

Great match from Britt VS Shida, and of course a great win for Britt. Mone showing up was a given, as was her refusing to face Britt. Kamille showing up was a great surprise, and she’s already jumping right into a great story being Mone’s muscle. I have a feeling Britt will have to beat Kamille to get her shot at the TBS Championship. Really good promo from Willow, Stokely and Kris in that it was just an ambush by Stokely & Kris. Willow VS Kris as an Eliminator will be great stuff, and I have a feeling Kris wins that to then set up the title match, possibly for All In to keep the Forbidden Door vibes going.

Great promo segment Bryan and Jarrett, and I like Jarrett encouraging Bryan to make sure he’s 100% for All In. Great stuff with Mariah May and Toni Storm, especially the double swerve for Storm to make her appearance. This adds some great heat to their title match, and I still can’t be sure who wins. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and with the Royal Rampage returning to set up a world championship match for AEW Grand Slam in late September, just about anyone can come out of that the winner. It probably won’t be Nick Wayne or Kip Sabian, though. Though, Nick does have beef with Swerve so it isn’t completely impossible.

And great promos to hype up Blood & Guts. The Elite beating up Christopher Daniels was an interesting detail, but of course The Elite cheats by having a rigged coin. Mark Briscoe helping iron out the dysfunction in Team AEW was good stuff, too, because Darby and Swerve also have beef that dates back a long time. Blood & Guts itself was awesome, and this was certainly one of the grittier Blood & Guts matches. Good use of references back to other hardcore matches, from the Rainmaker Drive sign to the staple guns.

Though admittedly, B&G requiring a submission or surrender kinda forces them to drag stuff out. Many times, a pin would’ve surely won, but doing away with pins means no one has to worry about being too tired to kick out or missing a cue to break up a cover. That aside, Swerve and Hangman taking each other out with that stage spot was not expected, but I did appreciate the dysfunction between Hangman and the rest of The Elite beforehand. Hangman and Okada should definitely have it out for the Continental Championship at some point, though.

Jack VS Darby for the TNT title at All In was a given, but Darby threatening immolation was an unorthodox way to get there. And I feel like there’s going to be dysfunction now between Jack and the Bucks. Jack’s whole thing is sacrifice, yet Matt wasn’t willing to watch him be burned head to toe just for a match. Jack could use this to become even darker and crazier than The Bucks ever were and he could go rogue from The Elite.

My Score: 9/10


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