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Mitchell’s NJPW Road to Sakura Genesis Results & Report! (4/2/23)

KOPW is on the road!

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Will the Ultimate Weapon slay the Rampaging Dragon?

In an already wild season, NJPW gets wilder on the Road to Sakura Genesis! Will Shingo Takagi survive Aaron Henare’s Ultimate Triad Match?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Oskar Leube & Yuto Nakashima; Honma & Makabe win.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club; LIJ wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Team Strong Style & Ryohei Oiwa VS The House of Torture; Double Count-Out Draw.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Shota Umino & Boltin Oleg VS TMDK; TMDK wins.
  • 10 Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, YOH, Tiger Mask & Master Wato VS Just5Guys; Just5Guys win.
  • KOPW Championship Ultimate Triad Match: Shingo Takagi VS Aaron Henare; Takagi wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

10 Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, YOH, Master Wato & Tiger Mask VS Just5Guys!

Before the Rainmaker faces the Cold Skull at Sakura Genesis, they call in reinforcements for a massive tag match! Will the Stone Pitbull, Direct Drive, Way of the Grandmaster and Super Junior legend help the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion stand tall? Or will Taichi, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Douki & Taka Michinoku help Sanada prove that even #Just5Guys can be on top of NJPW?

The teams sort out and Okada stares down with Sanada. In the end, Wato steps up for his team, and after Just5Guys give thumbs up, Douki steps up. Fans rally for Douki as he circles with Wato. They tie up, Wato headlocks, but Douki throws body shots. Douki powers out, headlocks back, but Wato powers out. Douki jumps over, sweeps then rolls Wato to wrench a wristlock. Douki WRINGS Wato, Wato gets up to waistlock. Douki elbows free, runs, Wato hurdles and back elbows! Uppercut! BULLDOG! Fans fire up and Wato stomps Douki. Wato bumps Douki off buckles and tags in Tiger Mask.

Tiger kicks Douki, KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Douki falls over, and Wato brings him up. Douki throws forearms, Tiger gives them back, so Douki rakes eyes! Douki runs, into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Tiger underhooks Douki. BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Tiger KICKS Douki in the back, then tags in Yoh. Fans rally for Yoh as he bumps Douki off buckles and CHOPS! Yoh wrenches, whips, and elbows Douki in the corner. Yoh then reels Douki in, suplexes, but Douki slips free. Yoh elbows Douki, runs, but Douki drops and Yoh falls out of the ring! Fans fire up as Just5Guys BLASTS Okada and team!

Kanemaru grabs Yoh and whips him into railing! Taka ROCKS Tiger then stomps Wato! Ishii stares down Taichi and Okada stares down Sanada but the ref restores order. Kanemaru RAMS Yoh into railing at the back! Okada and Ishii protest, but Kanemaru brings Yoh back. Kanemaru puts Yoh in, tags in off Douki, and then drags Yoh up. Kanemaru whips, back drops and covers, TWO! Tag to Taka and he stomps Yoh. Taka drags Yoh up but Yoh throws forearms. Taka eggs Yoh on so Yoh throws more forearms. Yoh kicks, runs, but Taka goes perpendicular to BOOT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Taka drags Yoh over.

Taka UPPERCUTS Yoh into the corner then tags Sanada. Sanada brings Yoh around, CLUBS him, then whips him corner to corner. Sanada back elbows Yoh and Yoh falls to his knees. Sanada brings Yoh up, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! Fans applaud as Yoh hangs tough. Sanada tags Taichi and Taichi drags Yoh up. Taichi whips him to a corner, clotheslines, then Just5Guys BLASTS Okada’s team again! Taichi wraps Yoh up in a Cobra Twist! Fans rally, Yoh endures, and Just5Guys has Okada’s team all down with submissions! Taichi puts on the pressure but Yoh continues to endure!

Taichi lets Yoh go in frustration, and Just5Guys falls back. Taichi stomps Yoh but fans rally up. Yoh rises, and he blocks the kick! Yoh fires forearms, whips, but Taichi reverses. Taichi hits a kitchen sink knee! Taichi runs in, Yoh dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! Fans fire up, Yoh and Taichi crawl, hot tag to Ishii! The Stone Pitbull runs, avoids Taichi boot and waistlocks, but then ducks Taichi’s back elbow. Ishii ROCKS Taichi, Douki runs in but Ishii dodges him to ROCK Sanada! Douki runs back in but Ishii dodges and Douki knocks Sanada down! Kanemaru runs in, but Ishii blocks the kick to send it into Douki!

Taka runs in, Ishii catches him for a waistlock to shove him into Kanemaru! Taichi returns, but Ishii sends Taka into the BOOT! Ishii then runs over Taichi! Fans fire up as Ishii just solo’d all five guys! Ishii kicks at Taichi, then KICKS him! Taichi gets up and SOBATS! Taichi whips, Ishii reverses but Taichi wrenches to HOOK KICK! Fans rally while Taichi and Ishii are down. Taichi stands, he gives toying kicks to Ishii now. Then he KICKS Ishii in the back! Ishii stands to CHOP! Taichi KICKS! Ishii CHOPS! Taichi runs, into a forearm! Ishii runs, into a BOOT! Ishii spins Taichi around, suplexes high and hard!

But Taichi rises! Fans fire up, Taichi BOOTS Ishii, but Ishii dodges the bomber, only to run into AX BOMBER! Both men are down, they crawl for their corners, hot tags to Okada and Sanada! Sanada dodges, kicks, whips but Okada reverses. Sanada dropkicks the legs out, to then DROPKICK Okada down! Fans fire up while Sanada brings Okada back up, for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and duel, “O-KA-DA!” “SA-NA-DA!” Sanada fireman’s carries but Okada fights it. Okada CLUBS Sanada but Sanada CHOPS! Okada shakes his head and UPPERCUTS! Okada runs, Sanada O’Conner Rolls him, into the dragon sleeper!

Okada fights back, Sanada lets go to kick Okada. Sanada whips, Okada reverses and DROPKICKS! Okada wraps on the MONEY CLIP! Fans rally and duel as Okada’s team keeps the other four guys out of the ring! Sanada kicks and flails, Taka gets in and stomps Okada. Okada lets Sanada go to kick Taka and throw him out. Tiger sends Taka into railing! Okada scoops and SLAMS Sanada, goes up the corner, and MACHO- NO, Okada has to bail out as Sanada moves! Sanada fireman’s carries, and throws Okada into the dragon sleeper! Okada arm-drags free, goes to a corner, Sanada runs in but Okada pops him up into the REVERSE NECKBREAKER!

Fans rally up while both men are down. Hot tag to Tiger Mask! Tiger runs in at Sanada to ROUNDHOUSE! Tiger brings Sanada out to underhook, but Sanada fights the lift. Tiger knees low, and again, but runs into a basement dropkick to the legs! Hot tag to Kanemaru! The Heel Master runs up on the legend to kick and whip. Tiger reverses, Kanemaru ducks one kick, ducks another, BOOTS, but swings into the underhooks! Kanemaru fights the lift but Tiger throws knees. TIGER GUTBUSTER! Kanemaru writhes, Yoh gets in with Wato. They and Tiger whip Kanemaru to a corner. Wato runs in to elbow! Yoh adds an elbow!

Yoh & Wato feed Kanemaru to a SOBAT! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, Taka breaks it! Taka stomps Tiger, drags him up, but Tiger BOOTS Kanemaru and KANGAROO KICKS Taka! Taka brings Kanemaru up in a gut wrench, to TOMBSTONE!! Fans fire up and Tiger says he’s gonna end it now! Tiger chicken wings, but Kanemaru powers him back into a corner! Douki runs in to clothesline! Taka adds a SHINING WIZARD! Feed to Taichi’s SOBAT, Sanada’s KICK, and then Cold Skull and Holy Emperor combine, ROLLING ELBOW GAMANGIRI SANDWICH!! Fans fire up as Sanada DROPKICKS Okada off the apron!

Douki DIVES onto Yoh and Wato! Taka SLAMS Tiger into the drop zone for Kanemaru to go up and MOONSAULT! Cover, Just5Guys win!

Winners: Just5Guys, by pinfall

Kanemaru wearing shiny new tights wasn’t in vain! Just5Guys beat some of the best in NJPW today, will that make them the best in NJPW today? Or will it take Sanada beating Okada for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship to prove that?

 

KOPW Championship Ultimate Triad Match: Shingo Takagi VS Aaron Henare w/ Great-O-Khan!

No disqualifications, no count outs, and no limits on how to win, just a checklist. The first man to score a pinfall, a submission, AND a ten-count knockout wins! Then and only then will one man be deemed the KOPW Champion! Will the Ultimate Weapon slay the Rampaging Dragon once and for all?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who wins this ultimate challenge!

The bell rings and fans rally up for “TA-KA-GI!” Takagi and Henare feel things out, test the waters with kicks, then feel the grapple out again. They clinch, fight for control, and try to hook legs for takedowns. Takagi gets a facelock but Henare spins it around on Takagi. Henare brings Takagi down, waistlocks, but Takagi blocks the roll. Takagi floats to get the legs, but Henare sits up to hand fight with him. Henare facelocks but Takagi powers through to get a leg. Henare turns that around but Takagi blocks the kneebar with a grapevine. Henare goes for Takagi’s bad arm, rolls him and has the double wristlock!

Takagi clasps hands to fight that off but Henare shifts to an ARMBAR! Takagi reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Henare lets off fast and fans applaud this opening exchange. Takagi and Henare approach, feel things out, and clinch. Takagi arm-drags to an armlock! Henare keeps his shoulders up and pushes Takagi back, but Takagi traps an arm and wraps Henare into a headlock. Henare kicks around and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud as Takagi lets off and the two reset. Takagi and Henare catch their breaths, approach again, and feel things out with strikes. Henare tries a kick, Takagi tries hands, but neither gets a clean shot.

They throw flurries, clinch and end up in a corner. Red Shoes calls for the break, but Henare turns things around. Takagi turns them back around, gives short headbutts, but Henare avoids the clothesline to fire off body shots from all sides! Red Shoes calls for the break as Henare fires off forearms. Henare lets off but Takagi comes back to run him over! Henare bails out while fans fire up. Takagi pursues and POSTS Henare, then brings him around to RAM Henare into the apron! Takagi keeps on Henare by bringing him around, and whipping him hard into railing! Henare tumbles up and over!

Takagi opens the gate to go out after Henare. Fans rally up while Takagi gives Henare toying kicks. Takagi stands Henare up but Henare throws forearms. They brawl right in front of the front row! Fans fire up as they go back and forth, but then Takagi knees low! Takagi brings Henare over to SMACK him off the announce desk! Then Takagi brings Henare to the bleachers! Fans move aside as Takagi SMACKS Henare off the Eastside sign! Henare throws hands, to SMACK Takagi off that sign! Both men sit down a moment, clutching their heads. Henare CLUBS Takagi, brings him back down, but Takagi hits back.

Takagi smacks Henare off the fans’ seats! Henare returns the favor! Takagi and Henare arm themselves with chairs! Red Shoes says that while there are no disqualifications, they have to give the fans their seats back. Takagi and Henare agree, put the chairs down, and then fire off haymakers! Henare hits Takagi from all sides, KNEES him low, then CLUBS him and DUMPS him back to ringside! Great-O-Khan fans Henare off before Henare goes back to ringside. Henare KICKS Takagi against railing! Then fires off forearms while Takagi is in the railing! Henare lets off, Khan fans him off more, and then Henare goes back to Takagi.

Fans rally for Takagi while Henare drags him up and into the ring. Takagi gets moving! Takagi runs Henare over! Fans fire up as Takagi stalks Henare to a corner. Takagi kicks, whips, and runs in, but he blocks Henare’s boot to clothesline! Takagi fires up then fires off forearm after forearm! Takagi brings Henare out and suplexes him high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi says- NO, Henare CLUBS Takagi before he can say his favorite phrase. Henare whips, Takagi reverses but Henare FLYING SHOULDERS! And then Henare looks to the camera, points, but Takagi CLUBS him! Takagi stops Henare from copying him!

Fans rally up while both men are down. Takagi drags Henare up, but Henare throws body shots. Henare ROCKS Takagi, but runs into the ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! And now Takagi gets to say, “TAKE TAKE TA!!” SENTON! Takagi kicks Henare to ropes, stands him up, and throws knees against the ropes. Takagi snapmares, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO, but into the STF! Henare fights, reaches out, but Takagi shifts to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Henare reaches with the other arm, but Takagi pushes back more! ROPEBREAK! Takagi lets go in frustration, but he drops an elbow on Henare’s back!

Takagi SLAMS the bad arm on the mat, then SLAMS it again! Fans rally, Takagi drags Henare up, and Takagi wrenches the arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Takagi then pump handles, but Henare fights off the lift! Takagi throws knees, Henare slips around and shoves, KNEE to the gut! Takagi comes back, into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Fans fire up while both men are down again. Henare snarls, and he unties a buckle pad! Again, nothing illegal about it, so Red Shoes has to let him do it. Henare stands Takagi up to HEADBUTT, then scoop. Henare wedges Takagi in between the ropes, to KNEE away on the stomach!

Henare backs up, runs in, BIG KNEE to the gut! Takagi falls out of the ring while fans fire up. Henare goes out after Takagi, brings him up, and RAMS him into railing! And then into apron! Back to railing! Back to apron! Fans fire up with Henare while he shoves Takagi into the ring. Henare stalks Takagi, throws more knees into his side, then rolls with him into a COBRA TWISTER! Takagi endures, even as Henare has a high grip on the crossface. Takagi powers free to get the ROPEBREAK! Henare snarls, brings Takagi up, but Takagi throws hands! Henare KNEES Takagi again and again, then throws him down! SENTON! Cover, TWO!!

Fans rally while Henare grows frustrated. Henare drags Takagi up, whips him to ropes, but Takagi can’t even make it! Takagi sputters, Henare whips him the other way to scoop and BERZERKER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Henare is frustrated, but he wraps onto Takagi with a REAR NAKED CHOKE! He even has the body scissors! Takagi fights his way back to a cover, TWO! Henare wraps Takagi up again! Takagi pries at the hold, moves around, and elbows free! Takagi pushes back to another cover, TWO! Henare keeps the body scissors, digs an elbow into Takagi’s head, then CLUBS away on Takagi’s chest!

Takagi manages to turn body scissor into toehold! Henare scrambles and drags Takagi along, to the ROPEBREAK! Takagi and Henare let the other go, and fans rally as the two catch their breaths. Henare has fans behind him now, he sits Takagi up, and he KICKS Takagi back down! Takagi sits up again, Henare KICKS him in the back! Takagi eggs him on?! Henare KICKS again! Takagi growls but he still eggs Henare on. Henare KICKS Takagi against ropes! And then KICKS him to a corner! Takagi headbutts the buckle pad to fire up! Takagi CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Henare KNEES low! And again! And again! Takagi blocks a knee to DRAGON SCREW!

Fans rally up as both men slowly rise. Takagi is on Henare but Henare wraps on a BEARHUG! Takagi endures, but Henare even throws knees! Takagi BELL CLAPS! Henare holds tight so Takagi BELL CLAPS again, and again! Takagi has a CHINBAR CHOKE, but Henare breaks free. Takagi bobs ‘n’ weaves and ROCKS Henare! Henare swings, into the Gory Especial! NOSHIGAMI! Both men are down and fans fire up again. Takagi crawls after Henare, drags him up, and suplexes, but Henare blocks. Takagi still tries, Henare fights it, so Takagi TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! Both men are down again as fans rally up.

Takagi rises, brings Henare up and waistlocks, but Henare fights the lift! Henare CLUBS away on Takagi, but Takagi BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Takagi waits on Henare to rise, ELBOW! JAB! YUKON feint to DDT! Cover, TWO! But Takagi wraps Henare up, ANACONDA VICE!! Henare endures, but Takagi pulls on the hold! Henare kicks around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Takagi lets go, to drop a KNEE on the back of Henare’s head! Fans fire up with Takagi, and Takagi drags Henare up. Takagi cravats, has the neck wrench, but Henare throws body shots. Takagi SLAPS Henare’s neck, then throws an elbow.

Henare throws an elbow, Takagi gives it back. Fans rally, Takagi SLAPS Henare! Henare SLAPS, Takagi SLAPS, it is a SLAP fight! They just go back and forth, but Henare gets the edge with palm strikes from all sides! Henare then bobs ‘n’ weaves to ROCK Takagi! And HEADBUTT! And BODY BLOW! HEEL KICK!! But Henare falls over, too! Fans are thunderous as Red Shoes checks both men. Henare crawls to the corner, and now a down-count is being called. Takagi is still down at 5 of 10, but he stands at 6! Henare runs in to RAMPAGE SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Henare hurries to roll Takagi into the TWISTER!!

Takagi endures, clubs at the hold, but Henare shifts him into an ULTIMA NELSON!! Fans fire up but Henare also has a leg caught! Takagi endures, pushes back, but that just gets him caught more! Takagi quits, that’s the submission!!

Henare: 1/3; Takagi: 0/3

Henare has his first point, and that already puts Takagi at a huge disadvantage! Henare looms over Takagi, brings him up, and fisherman’s the leg. Takagi blocks, fans rally, and Takagi powers Henare away! But that took a lot out of him and he’s down on the mat. Henare stomps the mat, fans rally up, and Takagi growls. Takagi rises, Henare runs in, RAMPAGE- SATELLITE DDT!! Takagi turns things around and fans are thunderous again! Takagi crawls over, drags Henare up and pump handles, to the torture rack! But Henare slips free! Henare shoves Takagi at the corner, runs in, SHINING- NO, Takagi turns the wizard into a RUNNING POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Takagi hurries to clamp on, body scissors and chinlock! Takagi stretches Henare back! Henare fights but he’s stuck! Takagi shifts to throw HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then Takagi turns this into a GROUND COBRA!! Henare is caught, he TAPS! Takagi scores!!

Henare: 1/3; Takagi: 1/3

It is all tied up, and both men have checked off submissions! Now it’s all about the pinfall and the standing count! Henare bails out and Khan fans him off. Red Shoes checks with Henare if he’s still okay to continue. Henare isn’t giving up completely, and Takagi goes out to pursue. Fans rally, Takagi drags Henare up and in and fans applaud. Takagi drags Henare up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then eggs Henare on. Henare throws a forearm, but Takagi gives it back. Henare throws another, Takagi gives it back. Fans rally up as the forearms pick up speed! Takagi wobbles, but he shakes his head.

Takagi comes back to ROCK! JAB! JAB! And then whip! Takagi runs in, but into an elbow! Henare goes up, FLYING CHUCK! Takagi wobbles, but comes back to PUMPING BOMBER!! Fans are thunderous again as both men are down! Red Shoes counts both men, but Takagi says no need for that as he sits back up. Takagi gives Henare some junkyard dog headbutts, but Henare headbutts back. They go headbutt for headbutt, and then again and again and again! Takagi wobbles, Henare JUMPING HEADBUTTS! Then SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Henare snapmares Takagi, runs and PENALTY KICKS!

Henare then brings Takagi up, but Takagi fights the fisherman! Takagi wrenches but Henare breaks free, Takagi forearms but Henare HEADBUTTS! Fans are electric and Henare drags Takagi up! Fisherman, but Takagi slips free to backslide! TAKAGI SCORES THE PIN!!

Henare: 1/3; Takagi: 2/3

Takagi is making a huge comeback and now has the lead! Fans rally up while Henare rests in a corner. Henare then runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE! Fisherman, STREETS OF RAGE!! Cover, Henare ties it back up!!

Henare: 2/3; Takagi: 2/3

Now it all comes down to this! Who will get the standing count?! Henare sits up first, then stands. Takagi is still under the count, but he rises up at 4, only to flop at 5! He’s still down at 7, but forces himself to stand at 8! Takagi wobbles, into KICK after KICK after WHEEL KICK! Takagi rests against ropes, and roars as he stands again! Takagi and Henare fire off fast hands! And even knees! Takagi gets the BOXING ELBOWS, but Henare throws haymaker after haymaker! Takagi wobbles, into the RIGHT CROSS!! Henare wants the standing count, Red Shoes checks on Takagi, and it begins!

Fans rally as hard as they can for “TA-KA-GI!” while he stirs. He’s still down at 5! And at 7! Takagi stirs at 8, but then springs to life at 9.5!! Fans can’t believe it, and neither can Henare! Takagi manages to get his dukes up but not much else. Henare brings him in, fisherman’s again, STREETS OF- NO, Takagi slips free! But then he flops to the mat! Henare is confused but figures this is almost over. Henare waits on Takagi to rise, then brings him back in. ULTIMA- NO, Takagi holds off the nelson! Henare keeps trying but Takagi keeps fighting! Takagi powers up, and scoops Henare! LAST OF THE DRAGON!!!

Both men are down and now the standing count is on both of them! They’re both down at 5, and at 7! Takagi eggs Henare on as he crawls over. The count stops as Takagi brings Henare up. POINT-BLANK LARIAT! Henare stays up, Takagi runs to LARIAT again! Henare is still up, so Takagi runs to PUMPING BOMBER!! But Henare is still up!? Takagi fires off boxing elbows! Takagi goes past TEN, keeps on Henare with that right, but Henare BODY BLOWS again! Takagi SHOTEIS! Henare HEEL KICKS! Takagi ENZIGURS! Henare PENALTY KICKS! But Takagi’s right back up! PUMPING BOMBER!!

Takagi falls over with Henare, but isn’t done with him yet! Takagi drags Henare up, clinches, and then roars, but Henare HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! DOUBLE HEADBUTTS collide! Takagi JABS! Henare HEADBUTTS again! Takagi PUMPING BOMBERS!!! Both men fall again and the standing count returns. Fans are thunderous as they rally for Takagi. The count reaches 5 of 10, then 7! Then 8! NINE!! Both men rise up, but Henare falls over!! Takagi stands and wins!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, 3 to 2 (still KOPW Champion)

Shingo completes this brutal bingo, and he retains the title! Henare falls to his own invention, will he come back to try again later in the year?

As for Takagi, Hiromu Takahashi hops off commentary to check his LIJ teammate. Understandably, Takagi is exhausted from that battle, so he exits without addressing the crowd. Will Takagi be able to stay Mr. KOPW with such intense matches as this one?


My Thoughts:

A great event on just the Road to Sakura Genesis, though I did have to skip a lot (It’s WrestleMania weekend for one). A little surprised that in Boltin Oleg’s first match, he loses. And great 10 Man Tag, with a great showing from Ishii just beating down everyone. But great win for Just5Guys, especially in Kanemaru pinning Tiger Mask. Okada and Sanada are kept even in the math, but I’m pretty sure we’ll see variations on this match the whole Road to Sakura Genesis. There’s a chance Just5Guys look great the whole way, but Sanada might still lose on Saturday.

And then that Ultimate Triad match was awesome stuff. It went for over 35 minutes, and they orchestrated it perfectly. Though, for being No DQ, they didn’t really push it that far. I would love if they kept that concept in mind to do it again. Honestly, so many of these stipulations in the Takagi KOPW era have been great, to where they could even be a division of stipulations like the NXT UK Heritage Cup Rules/British Rounds match. I’m honestly surprised they did this match here and not at Sakura Genesis, but that card seems to be getting stacked more and more, with the IWGP World Heavyweight, Junior Heavyweight, Heavyweight Tag Team and Women’s World titles all on the line.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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