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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (7/27/23)

A & B, round 5!

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Chase Owens; Shota wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS Taichi; Taichi wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Kaito Kiyomiya VS Gabe Kidd; Double Count-Out Draw.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Tanga Lao VS Great-O-Khan; Loa wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Hikuleo VS Yota Tsuji; Hikuleo wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: El Phantasmo VS KENTA; ELP wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Ren Narita; Sanada wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Will Ospreay; Ospreay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings.

Sanada: 4-0, 8 points
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-1-1, 5 points
Shota Umino: 1-1-2, 4 points
Chase Owens: 2-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-2-1, 3 points
Hikuleo: 1-3, 2 points
Ren Narita: 0-2-2, 2 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings.

Kazuchika Okada: 4-0, 8 points
Will Ospreay: 3-1, 6 points
Kenta: 2-2, 4 points
Taichi: 2-2, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-2, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-3, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Tanga Loa: 1-3, 2 points

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Chase Owens!

The Roughneck has only one win, but he still has four points like the Crown Jewel! But will Shota have more points than Chase after this? Or will Chase deny Shota’s Paradigm Shift?

As Shota arrives at ringside, Chase rushes up to the ropes! Shota gets back, and goes around the way, but then Chase tries again! Shota avoids the wrecking ball dropkick, and the brawl is on! The ref reprimands, but Shota DECKS Chase! Fans fire up as Shota brings Chase up and CLUBS him! But Chase throat chops in return! Shota staggers back against the corner post, and Chase swings, only for Shota to duck! The chop hits the POST! Fans fire up while Chase slides into the ring. Shota takes off his entrance attire and gets in the ring. The bell finally sounds and Shota fires off forearms! Shota whips, Chase reverses but Shota holds ropes.

Chase runs in, Shota dodges to arm-drag then ELBOW Chase down! And then basement dropkick! Fans fire up with Shota while Chase bails out. Shota waits on Chase and Chase catches his breath. Chase SPITS at Shota, but then Shota storms out after him! Shota blocks Chase’s punch and DECKS Chase again! Chase crawls under the ring? Shota drags him back out, and Chase apologizes! Shota still stomps Chase! Shota stands Chase up to ROCK him, then whips, but Chase reverses! Shota hits railing, staggers forward, into Chase’s DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the floor! The ref checks Shota while fans rally up.

Chase slides into the ring and lets the ring count climb. Shota is still down at 8 of 20, and Chase wants this to go faster! The count passes 10, Shota drags himself up at 13. Shota staggers over at 16, but flops over! Shota springs back up and in at 19! Chase sits Shota up to throw hands! He shows the ref these are palm strikes, and then he stands Shota up to UPPERCUT! Chase CHOPS Shota in the corner, then stalks him along the way. Chase CLUBS Shota on the back and then cravats Shota to CHOKE him against ropes! The ref counts, Chase lets off but Chase throws Shota down by his hair!

The ref reprimands again, but Chase knees Shota in the back. Chase clamps on a chinlock and then grabs the arms for a motorcycle stretch. Shota endures, fights up, and throws elbows! Chase whips Shota to CLOBBER him! Cover, TWO! Chase pushes Shota back to a cover, TWO! Chase says the ref is slow and he hates him! Chase clamps on a chinlock and grinds Shota down. Shota endures, Chase puts on more pressure, but Shota fights up. Shota throws body shots, Chase knees low! Chase storms up to whip Shota to ropes but Shota reverses and scoops, to DROP Chase, and BASEMENT UPPERCUT!

Fans fire up with Shota and rally as Chase goes to a corner. Shota runs in to UPPERCUT! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans and Shota stands Chase up in a dragon sleeper, but Chase arm-drags free! Shota runs back in but Chase catches him to a full nelson! Chase spins Shota around to a dragon sleeper, for a FINAL CUT! Cover, TWO! Shota is still in this and Chase is again mad at the ref. Chase runs in to forearm smash in the corner, then short arm LARIAT! Chase runs to KNEE Shota down! Cover, TWO! Shota hangs tough but Chase drags him back up. Chase fireman’s carries but Shota slips free, shoves and DROPKICKS Chase down!

Fans rally up and Shota dragon sleepers Chase, fisherman’s a leg, TRIDENT! Cover, TWO! Shota aims from the corner, runs in, but Chase avoids Ignition! Chase runs in, into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Shota tries again but Chase dodges to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down! Chase shakes out a leg, drags himself up with the ropes, and he storms back over. Chase kicks Shota around, slaps him around, and then just slaps him! Shota stands up, Chase fires forearms, but Shota ROCKS Chase in return! Chase throws another forearm, but Shota ROCKS Chase! Chase BOOTS, but Shota just ROCKS Chase back!

Shota fires off forearms, elbows, more forearms, but Chase BOOTS! And SUPERKICKS! And hammerlocks, to JEWEL HEIST! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Shota survives again! Chase runs in, C-TRIGGER! Chase then brings Shota in, tucks the arms, but Shota fights the package driver! Shota kicks low, underhooks, but Chase wrenches out to drag Shota down into a CRADLE! TWO as tips the cradle ever so slightly! TWO as Chase escapes! Chase runs in, Shota avoids the C-Trigger but Chase blocks the lariat to fire off fast hands! C-TRIGGER! And then Chase tucks Shota in, but Shota flips free?! Kick and DEATH RIDER! Cover, Shota wins!

Winner: Shota Umino, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Chase earns 0)

The Roughneck has a bloody nose, but he also has the victory! Will Shota be able to make up ground and take the block?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS Taichi!

The Head Hunter gave the Rainmaker one hell of a fight, and so did the Holy Emperor, but neither of them could come out with a win. Both men stand at 2-2, but who will #TurnItAllAround as we enter the home stretch?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle, tie up, and Hashi wrenches an arm. But Taichi reels Hashi in! Hashi fights the saido with elbows, then ROCKS Taichi! Taichi rebounds to BOOT Hashi! Hashi rebounds to ROCK Taichi! And repeat! The BOOT and the forearm keep going back and forth, but then Hashi blocks the boot to forearm! Taichi changes tactics, and he CHOPS! Fans fire up for that and Hashi CHOPS back! Taichi CHOPS again! Hashi CHOPS again! Taichi CHOPS, Hashi CHOPS, we now have a CHOP fight! They go CHOP for CHOP, and Taichi wobbles!

Hashi CHOPS again and Taichi grits his teeth! Hashi CHOPS, runs, and DOUBLE CHOPS Taichi down! Fans fire up and Hashi paces around. Taichi crawls to a corner, fans rally behind him, but Hashi CLUBS Taichi on the neck. Hashi whips corner to corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Taichi runs in to BOOT at the corner! Taichi snapmares and KICKS Hashi, but Hashi stands right up! Hashi CHOPS again, but Taichi wrenches to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Fans fire up, and Taichi drags Hashi up. Taichi brings Hashi around to KICK him back down! Taichi drags Hashi up, whips him to ropes, and kitchen sink knees!

Taichi storms up on Hashi, drags him up, and reels him in for an abdominal stretch! Taichi pushes down on Hashi’s face and clubs his ribs, but Hashi endures! Hashi fights his way over, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer, Taichi lets off and Hashi slumps down. Taichi kicks Hashi around, drags him up, and fires Kawada Kicks! But Hashi stands right up! Hashi fires forearms, but Taichi SOBATS! Taichi runs, but Hashi dodges and comes back, BLOCKBUSTER! Both men are down at the five minute mark! Fans rally up, Taichi goes to a corner, and Hashi runs in to CHOP! Fans fire up and Hashi whips Taichi to CHOP him!

Hashi mule kicks, hangs Taichi out to dry, and then runs side to side to DROPKICK Taichi down! Fans fire up and he drags Hashi up to turn him, for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Hashi drags Taichi up, and Hashi CLUBS Taichi! And CLUBS him again! Taichi kicks but Hashi blocks! Hashi CLUBS the leg, CHOPS Taichi to a corner, and fans fire up! Hashi runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Taichi stands up, and OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi kicks but Hashi ducks to full nelson! Taichi breaks that but Hashi waistlocks. Taichi breaks that to PELE!

Taichi runs, but Hashi gets around to SNAP DRAGON! Fans fire up with Hashi and he runs, to LARIAT! Taichi stays up and comes back, AX BOMBER! But Hashi stays up! Hashi runs, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And Taichi falls! Hashi powers up, runs, but Taichi BOOTS! Hashi roars and runs again, into a ROUNDHOUSE! Hashi still comes back, but into DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Fans are thunderous while both men are down! Taichi crawls to ropes and Hashi goes to the other end. Hashi runs in, into AX BOMBER! Taichi drags Hashi up, Alabama Lifts, but Hashi fights it to then hit CANADIAN DESTROYER!

Hashi runs to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!?! Taichi survives and we hit 10 minutes! Taichi flounders, Hashi drags him up and reels him in. KUMAGOROSHI!! Cover, TWO!??! Taichi survives again and fans are thunderous! Hashi drags Taichi up, full nelsons, then pump handles. But Taichi slips free to trip Hashi! TAICHI GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!! Hashi escapes, Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Fans fire up again while both men are down! Taichi storms around, drags Hashi up, but Hashi fights off the saido! Taichi CLUBS Hashi, CLUBS him again, and then drags Hashi back up. Hashi ROCKS Taichi first! And BACKSTABBERS!

Fans fire up again as both men rise back up! Hashi runs in, hops on, but Taichi fights the crucifix to hit BLACK MEPHISTO!! But he can’t make the cover! Taichi fires up and the fans fire up with him! Taichi drags Hashi up, Alabama Lifts, but Hashi slips free! SUPERKICK! And then TENSHO JUJIHOU!! Taichi drags Hashi back up, Alabama Lift, BLACK MEPHISTO!!! Cover, Taichi wins!!

Winner: Taichi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)

These two just gave each other one hell of a fight! But in the end, the KOPW Champion pins one half of the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions! Will Just5Guys truly change everything in NJPW?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Kaito Kiyomiya VS Gabe Kidd!

The Supernova of NOAH may have lost last round, but it was to THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. Will he then have no problem beating one half of the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions? Or will this War Dog have some green feathers in his teeth?

Oh, well, of course Gabe attacks during Kaito’s entrance! He sucker punches Kaito and pushes him along. Fans boo but Gabe pulls railing apart so he can whip Kaito into the railing of the bleachers area. Gabe flips fans off and goes back for Kaito. Gabe ROCKS Kaito, but Kaito hits back! They brawl fast and furious, Kaito gets the edge and he UPPERCUTS Gabe! Fans fire up while Gabe sputters. Kaito CLUBS Gabe, follows him along the way, but Gabe hits back! Gabe has fans move aside, and he sits Kaito down. Gabe CHOPS Kaito, then makes more fans move in another section! Gabe runs back in, but Kaito dodges! Gabe bowls himself in to the chairs!

Fans fire up as Kaito drags Gabe up and brings him around with a headlock. They finally go to ringside and Kaito aims for the ring. Gabe blocks, and UPPERCUTS Kaito down! Gabe then brings out a chair from under the ring! Fans boo as Gabe JAMS Kaito, then SMACKS him! Fans boo but Gabe just flips them all off. Gabe eggs them on and the fans boo more. Gabe drags Kaito back up, then puts him in. The bell finally rings, Gabe covers, TWO! Kaito is still in this but Gabe talks trash. Gabe sits Kaito up to CHOP him down! Gabe eggs fans on and he looms over Kaito. Kaito gets away to a corner and Gabe stomps him down!

Gabe digs his boots in, the ref reprimands and counts, and Gabe lets off at 4. Kaito drags Gabe up, CHOPS him, and CHOPS him again! And again! Gabe fires CHOPS again and again and again, then UPPERCUTS Kaito down! Gabe soaks up more heat from the fans and then eggs Kaito on. Gabe mocks Noah as Kaito rises. Gabe slaps Kaito around, eggs him on some more, and Kaito clubs Gabe. It doesn’t have much behind it, so he CLUBS Gabe again! That one Gabe felt. Gabe BITES Kaito on the forehead! The ref counts, Gabe has Kaito in a corner but he only lets off as the ref forces himself between them!

Gabe taunts Kaito and stomps him, then flips off fans. Gabe drags Kaito up but Kaito fights the lift! Kaito wrenches out to ROCK Gabe with forearm after forearm! Kaito whips, Gabe reverses and ROCKS Kaito, to then SAIDO! Cover, but Gabe lets off? Gabe is toying with Kaito, he says he’s having too much fun. Gabe puts Kaito on ropes, then on the top rope, to SHOVE him to the floor! Fans boo as Gabe dusts himself off. The ref reprimands, but Gabe just does jumping jacks while the ring count climbs. Kaito is still down at 10 of 20, but he stirs. Kaito pushes up at 15, drags himself up at 17, and drags himself in at 19!

Gabe runs, Kaito dodges! Kaito returns to NECKBREAKER DROP! Fans rally up, Gabe sits up and clutches his neck, and he CLUBS Kaito down! Gabe whips Kaito, Kaito ELBOWS him away! Kaito FLYING FOREARMS! Fans fire up as Kaito goes up the corner! Kaito MISSILE DROPKICKS Gabe down! Fans rally and Kaito brings Gabe up. Kaito UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS! Gabe CHOPS, runs, but Kaito JUMP KNEES! Kaito drags Gabe up, waistlocks, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Kaito escapes and fans rally up. Kaito drags Gabe up again to waistlock, but Gabe reaches out!

Kaito grabs Gabe’s arms to chicken wing! But Gabe grabs at the ref! And LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! Fans boo while both men are down. Gabe storms over and drags Kaito up, to SLAP him! And SLAP, and SLAP, and SLAP! Kaito goes to a corner, Gabe fires more slapping strikes, then throws knees into Kaito over and over! The ref counts and Gabe lets off. Fans rally for Kaito but Gabe storms over. Gabe SPITS at Kaito, then stomps Kaito more! The ref reprimands and counts, but Kaito TACKLES Gabe! Kaito rains down furious forearms and fists, then SPITS on Gabe! Fans fire up for that! Gabe gets up, and the two start throwing SLAPS!

Gabe SLAPS, Kaito SLAPS, Gabe, Kaito, Gabe Kaito Gabe Kaito, then Kaito just SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS and SLAPS!! Gabe falls, Kaito kicks him out! Kaito stomps away on Gabe at the railing! The ref reprimands but Kaito drags Gabe up to whip him hard into railing! Kaito storms up to Gabe but Gabe DUMPS Kaito and himself into No Man’s Land! Gabe kicks while he’s down, then both men stand. The forearms fly back and forth, they end up tumbling back into the crowd! Gabe eggs Kaito on so Kaito DECKS him! Kaito has Gabe in a seat and just hammers away with forearms! Kaito then drags Gabe up, but Gabe RAMS Kaito into the bleachers!

Both men are down, the ref reprimands and wants them both in the ring. Gabe CLUBS Kaito, we pass 10 minutes, and Kaito CLUBS Gabe! Gabe CHOPS Kaito, Kaito CHOPS Gabe down! Gabe rises back up and he ROCKS Kaito, but Kaito ROCKS Gabe! Gabe ROCKS Kaito as the ring count finally starts, and Kaito fires up by headbutting a chair! Kaito HEADBUTTS Gabe down! Kaito drags Gabe along, they brawl some more, but we pass 10 of 20! Kaito DECKS Gabe but he won’t leave him behind! We pass 15 as Gabe CHOPS Kaito! The brawling continues, but the count hits 20! IT’S A DRAW!!

Double Count-Out Draw; both men earn 1 point

Kaito and Gabe still want after each other, but the match is over! Even so, Gabe SLAPS Kaito! Kaito SLAPS Gabe! Gabe throws a forearm, Kaito rams into Gabe, and they throw more shots! Young Lions separate them but Kaito fights free and CLOBBERS Gabe! They brawl by the bleachers but are pulled apart again! Kaito leaves it at that, but then Gabe storms after him! Fans fire up as Gabe says F this, F Kaito, F Noah, and F all the rest! And the brawl is back on!! Young Lions hurry in to break it up, and other refs show up, too! Gabe comes back for more, so Kaito RAMS him into the apron!

Young Lions drag Kaito away but Gabe fights free of his. Gabe gets in the ring and fans fire up again. The War Dog wants to keep fighting, and that much the fans respect. But Gabe doesn’t respect them, he flips them off. He tells Kaito he’s effing dead, and then he takes his anger out on Young Lions! Will there be consequences for this wild brawl after the bell?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Tanga Lao w/ Jado VS Great-O-Khan!

The Silverback and the Dominator are both near the back of the block, but there’s still time to build momentum! Will Loa go Ape Shit on the Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Champion? Or will he be torn down by the Iron Claw?

The bell rings and the two stare down. Fans rally up and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Khan manages to push Loa back a step. But Loa pushes Khan back that step, and the two break. Fans cheer, the two circle again, and they tie up again. They’re in another deadlock, and Loa pushes Khan back a step. Khan pushes Loa back a step, and they break again. Fans continue to rally, Khan and Loa tie up a third time, and Loa headlocks. Khan pulls hair, the ref reprimands, but Khan powers out. They RAM shoulders and fans cheer as neither falls. Loa dares Khan to go, so Khan runs. They RAM shoulders again, but still neither falls!

They RAM shoulders again, and both men are amused. They RAM again, Loa runs, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING SHOULDER Khan down! Loa struts around and smiles as he brings Khan up. Loa suplexes and he holds Khan up! But Khan fights free, and he drags Loa down to have the KNEEBAR! Loa scrambles, reaches out, but Khan twists the foot in a HEEL HOOK! Khan thrashes around, but Loa still fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer, but Khan thrashes more! The ref reprimands and Khan lets go. Loa goes to the apron but Khan stands on his legs. Khan stomps the legs, and Loa falls to the floor.

Khan goes out to keep on Loa, and he STOMPS the leg into the floor! And again! Khan backs Jado off, and he looks under the ring. Khan brings out chairs! Jado protests, but Khan digs a chair into Loa’s leg! Then he puts the chair in place, grabs the other, CON-CHAIR-TO on the knee! Fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Khan puts the chair on Loa’s leg! Khan sits on the chair to sit on the leg! The ref reprimands, Khan moves around to dig the chair leg in, and he even pulls on Loa’s ear! The ref counts, Khan steps away and back into the ring. It’s already been five minutes as Khan calls for the ring count.

The count starts, Jado coaches Loa and fans rally up. Loa drags himself up at 10 of 20 and hobbles in at 11! Fans cheer but Khan grabs the leg! STANDING KNEEBAR! Khan pushes against the joint but Loa endures! Loa pulls Khan’s ponytail, but Khan shifts around to put the legs in a modified deathlock! Loa crawls, but Khan claws at his shoulders! Khan Mongolian Chops! And again! And then pushes on the legs! Loa endures, powers his way forward, and fans rally as he drags Khan along! ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, but Khan needs help so the ref unties the leglock. Loa clutches his leg while Khan paces.

Khan has his hands behind his back as he eggs Loa on. Loa CHOPS, but Khan scuffs him. Loa CHOPS again, but Khan stomps Loa down! Fans rally behind Loa but Khan drags him up to grab the leg. SHIN BREAKER! Khan holds on to bring Loa back around, another SHIN BREAKER! Khan lifts again but Loa sunset flips! TWO!! Khan escapes and he stomps Loa down! Khan runs, but Loa drops, then hip tosses! Fans fire up as Loa goes to the corner. Loa runs back in, but into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Loa is still in this, and Khan stands on Loa’s leg. Loa pushes Khan away but Khan eggs him on.

Loa rises, and Khan Mongolian Chops! But Loa just grows! So Khan kicks the bad leg! Fans rally with Loa, Khan Mongolian Chops again! Loa grows, so Khan kicks the leg again! Khan puts some stank on this one, Mongolian- BODY SHOT from Loa! And UPPERCUT! Body shot! Uppercut! Repeat! Loa backs Khan down, fires off faster and faster and faster, and then CHOPS! Fans fire up and Loa growls. Loa whips Khan corner to corner, only to send him back into the same corner! Clothesline, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up, and Khan rises! Khan runs in, shoots around, IRON CLAW SLEEPER SUPLEX!

But Loa’s right up!? We pass 10 minutes as Khan kicks low! BELLY2BELLY! But Loa’s right back up! Loa kicks low, clinches, T-BONE SUPLEX! But Khan’s right up!? Fans fire up and Khan LARIATS! Loa stays standing, and he LARIATS back! Khan comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Fans fire up as they DOUBLE LARIAT again! Both men stay up so they fire up, but Khan SAYANAGIS! Cover, ONE?!? Loa runs up to SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!?! Fans fire up again and Loa kicks low! Knee, ENZI- NO, Khan dodges! And he drops an elbow on the leg! Fans rally and Khan rises. Khan prepares the claw, and he clamps it onto Loa’s face!

Khan drags Loa up but Loa fights the lift! Loa pries the claw away!! But Khan UPPERCUTS! Khan runs, into a kick! KNEE! ENZIGURI! Khan wobbles and staggers, roars and comes back, but into a scoop! APE SHIT!! Cover, LOA WINS!

Winner: Tanga Loa, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Khan earns 0)

A huge win for Loa, that mathematically eliminates the Eliminator! If Loa doesn’t win the G1, will he be aiming for the Rev-Pro title instead?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Hikuleo w/ Jado VS Yota Tsuji!

This is quite literally one of the biggest matches in the block, and is a pivotal one with time running out! Will the Young Guerrilla stay alive in the G1? Or will this truly become the GENE1?

The bell rings and the fans rally up for “YOTA! YOTA!” Tsuji smiles and encourages the cheers. But then Hikuleo raises a hand and fans cheer for him. The fans start dueling, the two start circling, and they tie up. Hiku’s height is his leverage and he pushes Tsuji to a corner. The ref counts, Hiku lets off, and he pats Tsuji on the shoulder. But then Tsuji pushes Hiku! Hiku swings, misses, and Tsuji fires off forearms! Tsuji eggs on the “big boy” so Hiku shoves him down! Tsuji grins, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Hiku blocks the tilt-o-whirl! Only for Tsuji to shift position! But Hiku fights the DDT and throws Tsuji away!

Tsuji kicks back, runs, but Hiku ELBOWS Tsuji down! Fans fire up and Hiku paces around Tsuji. Hiku stomps Tsuji, paces more, then stomps him again. Fans rally, Hiku eggs Tsuji on and Tsuji sits up with a smile. Hiku stands Tsuji up, but Tsuji pulls hair! So Hiku pulls hair! The ref reprimands and both men let off, but then Tsuji uses Hiku’s own hair to blind him! Hiku tosses his hair back, but Tsuji ROCKS him! Tsuji fires more shots, but Hiku ROCKS Tsuji in return! Hiku runs in, but stops from being dumped out! Hiku stomps Tsuji down! Hiku drags Tsuji up, but Tsuji HOTSHOTS and BOOTS Hiku!

Tsuji slingshots in, keeps moving, and he clotheslines Hiku up and out! Fans fire up as Hiku staggers around, and Tsuji builds speed! Tsuji DIVES, but Hiku catches him! Hiku BEARHUGS, runs, but Tsuji slips free and POSTS Hiku! Tsuji follows Hiku around the way and fans fire up. Tsuji aims from the apron, Hiku turns around, Tsuji FLYING RANAS! Hiku hits railing and fans fire up with Tsuji! Tsuji has Jado stay back, and then he drags Hiku up. Hiku pushes Tsuji away to Tsuji stomps him down! We pass five minutes, Tsuji drags Hiku up, and Tsuji puts Hiku in. Fans cheer and Tsuji smiles at Jado.

Tsuji steps into the ring, covers, ONE! Hiku is tougher than that but Tsuji keeps cool. Jado coaches Hiku but Tsuji brings him up. Hiku swings but Tsuji BODY SHOTS! Tsuji KNEES low, too! Tsuji whips but Hiku blocks and reverses! Hiku runs, but Tsuji RAMS into his stomach! Tsuji hops up to STOMP Hiku down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Tsuji smiles as Hiku stays in this. Tsuji eggs Hiku on, scuffs him, but Hiku eggs Tsuji on. Tsuji ROCKS Hiku! Fans rally, Tsuji brings Hiku back up and reels him in. Fans rally up more as Tsuji tries to suplex. Hiku blocks that, to suplex Tsuji! But Tsuji slips free!

Tsuji waistlocks, but he ducks Hiku’s back elbow! Tsuji ducks the haymaker and clinches, JAWBREAKER! Hiku staggers, and Tsuji kicks him! And kicks him again! Hiku gets mad, and he resists the stomp to buck Tsuji away! Tsuji comes back to CHOP! Hiku choke grips, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! Hiku runs to SPLASH in the corner! And then SNAKE EYES! And LARIAT! Fans fire up with Hiku and he drags Tsuji up, but Tsuji suplexes first!! Fans fire up while both big men are down! Tsuji rises but Jado coaches Hiku. Hiku goes to a corner, Tsuji fires up and the fans are with him!

Tsuji runs corner to corner to STINGER SPLASH! Tsuji keeps moving, to LARIAT! Hiku stays up! But Tsuji spins him around, only for Hiku to scoop and POWERSLAM! Tsuji rises?! Fans fire up and Tsuji runs in, into a BOOT! Fans rally up and Hiku storms back over to Tsuji. Tsuji rises, Hiku choke grips, but Tsuji fights free! BODY SHOT! Tsuji runs, and KNEES the powerslam down! Fans fire up as we pass 10 minutes! Tsuji goes up the ropes to JUMP STOMP Hiku down! Fans fire up as Tsuji drags Hiku back up! Tsuji suplexes but Hiku fights free! Tsuji V-TRIGGERS! Hiku ROCKS Tsuji!

Hiku choke grips, CHOKE- VICTORY ROLL!! TWO!! Hiku boots but Tsuji blocks to KNEE BREAKER! Tsuji kicks the leg and then HEADBUTTS! Hiku wobbles, Tsuji reels him in, FALCON ARROW!! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous as Hiku survives! Tsuji rises, he runs, and CURB STOMPS!! Tsuji roars and he powers up! Fans fire up and Tsuji aims from the corner! Hiku slowly rises, turns around, and Tsuji runs in, into a BOOT!!! That spear collided with the boot and now Hiku looks to end this! Hiku choke grips, drags Tsuji up, CHOKE- NO, Tsuji flips through! And doges, but runs into the POWERSLAM!!

Hiku choke grips to GODSEND!!! Cover, HIKULEO WINS!

Winner: Hikuleo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Tsuji earns 0)

The former roommates battled it out, and the winner was the bigger man! Literally! Will this mean big things in the future for the Young Guerrilla?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: El Phantasmo VS KENTA!

The Headbanga’s grudge against Bullet Club isn’t just with The Rebel, David Finlay! The Fang Revived was an accomplice in the hostile takeover that would expel ELP from the group, but will justice be served? Or will ELP just Go To Sleep?

The fans rally for ELP and he thanks them with heart hands. Kenta takes his time on the outside, but the ref tells him to get in the ring. Kenta paces, slides in, but then slides right out. Fans boo as Kenta stalls. Kenta taunts ELP with a stare down, and ELP rushes out! Kenta slides in and waits on ELP now. ELP slides in, but Kenta slides back out! ELP eggs Kenta on but Kenta says okay hold on. ELP gets the fans to chant for “KEN~TA! KEN~TA!” but that makes Kenta hop the railing into No Man’s Land. The ref tells Kenta to hurry up already and fans boo, but Kenta just takes his time shining his Defy Championship.

The ref demands Kenta already get in the ring so the match can start. Kenta wants to ring the bell himself but the ref tells him no. Fans boo as Kenta continues to stall, but then ELP goes up a corner! SUPER CROSSBODY! Direct hit and fans fire up! ELP rains down fists and fans cheer! The ref reprimands, ELP has him go to the ring, and then he closes the gate! ELP stomps away on Kenta as the fans cheer, but the ref returns. They end up going up the ramp, and ELP CHOPS! Fans cheer, and ELP CHOPS again! “WOO~!” echoes out, and ELP brings Kenta up. ELP whips, Kenta reverses, but ELP stops from hitting the railing!

ELP mule kicks, then goes up, QUEBRADA! Direct hit and both men go down! Fans are thunderous for “E L P! E L P!” as he rises up. ELP fetches Kenta, whips him an bowls him through the railing! Fans fire up as ELP stands on Kenta’s arm, and mocks him with the Too Sweet. Fans rally up and ELP brings Kenta to the bleachers! They go up and up, and ELP throws hands! Kenta wobbles as ELP hits him more! ELP DECKS Kenta, then drags him along the way. ELP tucks the arms, but Kenta fights the CR2 and back drops ELP onto the wood bleachers! ELP writhes while he ends up stuck between rows!

The ref reprimands but Kenta drags ELP up. Kenta drags ELP up with a facelock, to DDT to the wood bleacher! Fans rally and Kenta soaks up the cheers and jeers! Kenta tells the ref to hold on, he’ll get ELP up. Kenta stomps ELP, but he has to be careful on these narrow bleachers. Kenta ROCKS ELP and ELP falls back. ELP sits up and we see he’s busted open! Kenta brings ELP back down the bleachers, punches the bloody forehead, then stalks ELP back to ground level. ELP flops against the back of chairs, but Kenta brings him up and around. Fans cheer as Kenta brings ELP to the entryway. But ELP sends Kenta into the wall first!

Fans cheer LEP on as he rises back up. ELP sees the trusses, and he climbs!? But Kenta CLUBS him down first! Kenta ROCKS ELP, and DDTS to the floor! Kenta then goes backstage? ELP crawls to the rampway, but Kenta returns with a KENDO STICK! The ref says no but Kenta shoves him down, and SMACKS away on ELP! He even SMACKS ELP in the forehead! Fans boo but Kenta flips them off, and SMACKS ELP in the ribs! They go back to No Man’s Land, and Kenta SMACKS ELP while he’s down! Kenta mocks the fans cheering ELP but that makes them cheer even harder! But Kenta SMACKS and SMACKS and SMACKS ELP more!

ELP sits in an open chair, and Kenta SMACKS him! Fans move aside as Kenta drags ELP back to ringside. The ref grabs at the kendo stick but it’s breaking so the bamboo hurts the ref a bit. Kenta POSTS ELP, then SMACKS him down! Fans boo, the ref tells Kenta to let go of the stick but Kenta tells the ref to leave him alone. And then he SMACKS ELP again anyway! The ref insists this time but Kenta keeps hold of the stick. Kenta mocks the fans booing him, which makes them boo more. But then Kenta goes looking for something else, and ELP snatches the stick! Now Kenta wants ELP to listen to the ref!

ELP pushes past the ref and he SMACKS Kenta! And SMACKS him again! And HEADSHOTS him! Fans fire up as Kenta goes down! The stick is broken and ELP is all fired up! ELP drags Kenta up, and ROCKS him! And again! Kenta SLAPS back! ELP scowls, and he SLAPS Kenta! They SLAP and SLAP and SLAP! ELP fires off a flurry, and CHOPS! Kenta CROSS COUNTERS! Then DECKS ELP! Then stands ELP up to DECK him again! Kenta fires off, and he DECKS ELP a third time! But Kenta won’t stop there, he stands ELP up, gets some space, but SUDDEN DEATH hits! Fans fire up for ELP as he staggers around and clears off the timekeeper’s desk!

ELP fetches Kenta and brings him over. ELP puts Kenta on the table, slaps some sense into himself, and fans rally up again. ELP gets up on the table with Kenta, and fans fire up as ELP says he’s gonna end this! But Kenta LOW BLOWS!! And DDTS to the table!! The table doesn’t break but ELP might just have! Fans rally behind ELP but Kenta drags ELP around and puts him in the ring! This match can finally begin!! The bell rings, Kenta BOOTS ELP down in the corner! Then runs to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Kenta drags ELP up, fireman’s carries, GO TO- NO, CRADLE!! ELP WINS!!!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kenta earns 0)

All that fighting on the outside, and the record will say this match only lasted NINETEEN SECONDS!! And Kenta is PISSED! Kenta fires off on ELP, fans boo, and Young Lions rush in! The Young Lions drag Kenta away from ELP, and Kenta now has to accept he lost the shortest match all tournament! But then Kenta goes back in to fire off more hands! Fans boo again, more Young Lions drag Kenta away, and that is the end of the brawl. Will ELP show Bullet Club that he will not be stopped?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Ren Narita!

The Cold Skull is on a roll this G1, as expected of the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. But will the Son of Strong Style change all that? Or will Narita run into a Skull End?

The bell rings and fans duel, “SA-NA-DA!” “NA-RI-TA!” The two circle, feel things out, and Narita shoots in and around, but Sanada spins to fight off the waistlock. Sanada hammerlocks, Narita waistlocks and he drags Sanada down. Narita shifts to a facelock, but Sanada wrenches out to wristlock. Narita gets around to waistlock, and he holds on as Sanada moves around. Sanada pushes back to a headlock but Narita headscissors, and Sanada kips free! Fans cheer as the two stand off. Narita and Sanada reset, tie up, and Narita headlocks. Sanada throws body shots, powers out, but Narita BOOTS him down!

Fans fire up while Sanada bails out. Narita pursues, and he whips Sanada hard into railing! Sanada tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Narita hurries to fetch Sanada, bring him back, and whip him the other way! But Sanada reverses and sends Narita into railing! Narita comes back to BOOT Sanada down! Fans fire up and Narita storms over to Sanada. Narita drags him up, and puts him in the ring. Fans cheer, Narita drags Sanada up, and HALF HATCH suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Narita keeps on Sanada by getting a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Narita runs and NECKBREAKER DROPS! Cover, ONE!!

Narita keeps on the leg with a standing toehold! Sanada endures, Narita steps over and has a deeper toehold! Narita then sits down to have maximum toehold, and he ties up the legs for a BUTTERFLY DEATHLOCK! Narita learned this from Desperado! Sanada keeps his shoulders up, but Narita pushes the knees! Sanada falls back to a cover, TWO! Sanada CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Narita puts on the pressure! Sanada falls back but keeps a shoulder up! Sanada drags himself and Narita back, reaches out, but Narita keeps on the pressure! Sanada still fights his way over, ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Narita lets off of the hold.

Narita stomps the knee, we pass five minutes, and Narita kicks Sanada to a corner to fire off more stomps! Narita even stands on Sanada’s shoulders to dig his boots in! Red Shoes counts and Narita lets off. Narita runs corner to corner, but into a BOOT! Narita comes back, into another BOOT! Narita tries again but only gets buckles! Sanada reels Narita in and hits a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up while both men are down. Sanada stands first and he brings Narita up. Sanada whips, Narita reverses but Sanada blows past the boot to dropkick the legs! And then he DROPKICKS Narita down!

Fans fire up while Narita bails out. Sanada hurries over, and he PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Narita! Fans rally up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans rally more and Sanada is pleased. Sanada does a lap around the ring before he fetches Narita, and he puts Narita in. Cover, TWO! Sanada brings Narita up, fireman’s carries, but Narita fights free! Narita waisltocks, Sanada elbows free, and Sanada runs, but into a WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up and both men go to corners. Narita runs in corner to corner, to BACK ELBOW! And then HALF HATCH BRIDGE! TWO, but Narita clamps on with a SLEEPER!

Sanada claws at the arms, fights up to his feet, but Narita hooks a leg! Sanada fights the Cobra Twist, and he HIP TOSSES free! But Narita grabs a leg! Takedown and KNEEBAR! Sanada endures again, but Narita drags him from ropes, SPINNING TOEHOLD into KNEEBAR! Sanada still endures, drags Narita along as he heads for ropes, but Narita pulls on the leg! Narita shifts his grip for different Heel Hooks, then he switches legs! Narita gator rolls Sanada but Sanada gets up! Sanada suplexes Narita, MAGIC SCREW! Fans rally up as Sanada turns things around. We hit 10 minutes as Sanada brings Narita up.

Sanada fireman’s carries, Narita slips off, and he waistlocks! Sanada switches, shoves Narita to a corner, and runs in. Narita dodges but Sanada tumbles up and out to springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Sanada hurries to bring Narita up. Fireman’s carry, T K O! Cover, TWO! Narita is still in this but Sanada has the fans fire up again. Sanada then goes up top, ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land out as Narita moves! Narita storms up, Sanada RANAS, but Narita blocks! Narita gator rolls Sanada into the DOUBLE ANKLE HOLD! Sanada endures this Half Crab/Cloverleaf hybrid as fans rally up!

Sanada powers up, crawls his way toward ropes, but Narita sits deep! Sanada grits his teeth, claws at the mat, and fans continue to rally! Sanada powers up again, for the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets go quickly, drags Sanada up, and clinches, only for Sanada to fight it! Sanada throws elbows, but Narita fires off forearms! Narita hammers Sanada and fans fire up! Narita brings Sanada up, Sanada goes to fight back but Narita DECKS him! Narita then drags Sanada back up, but Sanada UPPERCUTS! Narita ENZIGURIS! Sanada SHINING WIZARDS!! And then Sanada stands Narita up, clinches, but Narita slips around! COBRA TWIST!!

Fans fire up as Sanada endures again! Sanada does his best to step forward, but Narita pulls on the hold! Sanada keeps fighting, but Narita shifts, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Sanada is still in this but Narita roars! Fans fire up, Narita wristlocks to DOUBLE ARM SAULT! And then Narita drags Sanada up, but Sanada manages a POP-UP CUTTER! Sanada then drags Narita up and fireman’s carries, for a T K O!! Fans fire up as Sanada puts Narita int he drop zone and goes up! ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees!! Narita O’Conner Rolls and COBRA CRADLES! TWO!!! And we’re at 15 minutes!

Sanada O’Conner Rolls, dragon sleepers, and he smothers Narita with SKULL END! Narita fights up, clinches Sanada, and manages the SLEEPER! But Sanada fights up, so Narita squeezes tight! Sanada is turning red! Narita drags Sanada up but Sanada arm-drags free! Sanada swings, into another SLEEPER! But then he fights out, clinches, but Narita breaks free to ENZIGURI! Sanada ENZIGURIS back! Narita roars, but Sanada ROCKS him! And ROLLING- PALM STRIKE from Narita!! Narita BOOTS Sanada and Sanada rebounds, into a clinch! But Sanada turns that into DEAD FALL!! Cover, Sanada wins!!

Winner: Sanada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Narita earns 0)

The Son of Strong Style could not bring down the world champion, and is now mathematically eliminated! Will nothing stop the Cold Skull from adding the G1 Climax Championship to his collection?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Will Ospreay!

The Rainmaker, the leader of Chaos, used to have the Aerial Assassin by his side, but also in his shadow. Since striking out on his own, Ospreay has built a United Empire, and has held even the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. But now as the IWGP United States Champion, can Ospreay take over the block? Or will Okada continue to make it rain in the G1?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Red Shoes assesses the cheering and it seems pretty equal. The two circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches. Ospreay wristlocks the arm, but Okada rolls, trips Ospreay, and has a toehold. Ospreay hooks Okada with a leg to go for an armbar but Okada stacks Ospreay. Ospreay lets go, Okada facelocks but then Ospreay switches that onto Okada. Okada powers through to wrench the arm, hammerlock it, then headlock for the takeover. Ospreay headscissors, Okada kips up, and roles reverses as Ospreay headlocks for the takeover! Fans cheer this opening exchange!

Okada fights up, powers Ospreay to ropes, and Red Shoes calls for the break. Ospreay lets go and Okada lets off slowly. Okada knows Ospreay knows the tricks, so he hesitates, but he still swings! Ospreay dodges and CHOPS! Ospreay headlocks, Okada powers out but Ospreay BOOTS Okada out! Then immediately PLANCHAS! Direct hit and fans fire up with Ospreay! Ospreay gets back in the ring, he builds speed, but Okada gets in to FLAPJACK! Ospreay writhes and Okada glares at him. Okada storms over, kicks Ospreay to the floor, then goes out after him. Okada CLUBS Ospreay, then brings him out to No Man’s Land! DDT to the floor!

Ospreay writhes right by the railing but Okada paces. Fans rally up, Okada drags Ospreay up and brings him back to ringside, to DDT him to the floor again! Red Shoes reprimands but Okada leaves Ospreay behind to go into the ring. Fans rally up while Ospreay clutches his arm. Red Shoes checks but Ospreay says he can continue, so the ring count starts. Ospreay stands as the count reaches 6, and he slides in at 8. Okada DDTS him again!! Cover, TWO! Ospreay hangs tough and Okada glares at Ospreay as he goes to a corner. Okada storms over, kicks at him, and then brings Ospreay up to ROCK with a forearm!

Ospreay staggers to another corner as fans rally. Okada throws a back elbow! Ospreay sits down, we pass five minutes, and Okada stands Ospreay up. Ospreay fires forearms! But Okada eggs him on! Ospreay fires more shots, Okada UPPERCUTS in return! And again! Okada whips, Ospreay reverses but Okada ducks ‘n’ dodges but then Ospreay dodges the elbow to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK! Fans fire up while both men are down! Okada goes to a corner, Ospreay runs in, and Ospreay BOOTS! Ospreay pushes Okada down, goes out and springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up as Ospreay drags Okada up. Ospreay scoops and SLAMS him into the drop zone! Ospreay fires up and fans fire up with him, but Okada anchors Ospreay on the corner! Ospreay throws hands and Okada staggers away. Ospreay storms up but Okada UPPERCUTS back! Okada whips corner to corner and ELBOWS Ospreay! Then kick and- FALCON ARROW from Ospreay! Ospreay knows the standard formula, too! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps cool and stretches out his neck before he drags Okada up. But Okada fights the lift! Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! And then winds up to CHOP! Fans fire up while Okada drops to his knees!

Ospreay drags Okada back up, reels him in, but Okada slips out of the bomb to Alabama Lift! And REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Okada crawls over to Ospreay, brings him up, but Ospreay pushes him. Okada ROCKS Ospreay, so Ospreay ROCKS Okada back! Okada and Ospreay go back and forth with forearm after forearm! Ospreay ROCKS Okada, then eggs Okada on. Okada BOOTS Ospreay and Ospreay fires up! Ospreay boots but Okada blocks! So Ospreay ROCKS him! Okada SHOTGUNS! Ospreay ROLLING ELBOWS! And ROLLING- GERMAN SUPLEX from Okada! But Ospreay lands on his feet! HOOK KICK!!

Ospreay runs, springboards, OS- NO, Okada blocks the cutter to backslide! Ospreay rolls through, Okada short arm LARIATS! Fans fire up as Okada drags Ospreay up again. But then Ospreay dodges, springboards, into a DROPKICK! Okada drags Ospreay up to ripcord, but Ospreay POP-UP SITOUT POWERBOMBS!! Fans fire up again while both men are down! We pass 10 minutes and fans rally up again. Okada and Ospreay stir, and Ospreay stands first. Ospreay storms over to Okada, puts him up top, and Ospreay throws haymakers! Ospreay climbs up to the top rope, brings Okada up, but Okada CLUBS Ospreay down!

Ospreay lands on the apron, to SUPERKICK! Ospreay then cravats and drags Okada out, APRON CUTTER!!! Both men fall to the floor and fans are thunderous! Ospreay stirs while Red Shoes checks Okada. Okada reaches out so he’s still in this somehow. A ring count starts and fans rally up again. Ospreay stands at 9 and leaves Okada behind. The count is 13 as Okada sits up! Okada reaches for the apron, drags himself up at 17, and he rolls in at 19.5! But Ospreay springboards to COAST2COAST! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up again and Ospreay calls his shot, but Okada ripcords! Ospreay dodges the Rainmaker to OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!!

Ospreay is surprised, but he just goes to plan B! Ospreay climbs up the corner, to LEAP OF FLOP!! Okada moves, and clamps on a MONEY CLIP!! Ospreay endures but Okada squeezes tight! Fans rally up and Ospreay reaches out, but he’s sputtering! Ospreay kicks and flails and gets his second wind! Ospreay stands, but Okada hits a BACK2BACKBREAKER! MONEY CLIP!! Okada drags Ospreay from ropes to lean on the hold! Ospreay flails, sputters, is foaming at the mouth, but he refuses to give up! Fans are thunderous as Ospreay fights back up! Okada DISCUS LARIATS!! And back to the MONEY CLIP!!

We hit 15 minutes but Ospreay is still conscious! Ospreay grabs at Red Shoes, fights up and he puts Okada in a corner! Ospreay is free, runs back in, but only gets buckles! Okada puts him up top to DROPKICK Ospreay to the floor! Okada then hurries to fetch Ospreay and put him in the ring. Okada runs up, into a SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Okada is still in this but Ospreay still has cards to play! Ospreay aims from the corner, powers up the arm, and Okada sits up. HIDDEN- Gut wrench! But Ospreay slips free, HIDDEN BLADE!!! But Ospreay isn’t done there! Underhooks, and- NO, Okada back drops, then sits on the cover! TWO!!!

Fans are thunderous as Ospreay escapes! Ospreay kicks but Okada ducks it, to DROPKICK back! Ospreay stays up so Okada gut wrenches, LANDSLIDE!! Fans are thunderous again as Okada drags Ospreay up and reels him in! Ripcord, RAIN- NO, Okada dodges, to ripcord, HIDDEN BLADE!!! We hit the three minute warning but Ospreay underhooks! Canadian rack and STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, OSPREAY WINS!!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Okada earns 0)

And with those three minutes to spare, the Commonwealth Kingpin brings down the Rainmaker! Okada is no longer the top of the block, so is he no longer the best in NJPW? Or can he still recover in the last two rounds?

As for Ospreay, he takes a moment to refresh with water, and he kneels over Okada to silently communicate the change in the power dynamic. Then as Okada is helped away, Ospreay gets the mic. “Okada. Arigatogozaimasu. <Thank you very much.>” Fans cheer the show of respect, and Ospreay continues to say that usually, in such a big singles match, he’d have Cobb, Henare and/or Khan in his corner. Tonight, he chose to have no seconds. Ospreay wanted the fans to be his seconds, so he thanks them for that. The fans cheer in thanks back, and Ospreay then says, “I love G1 season.” Fans love it, too!

Ospreay says the “G1 means the best of the best. And we are in a new era of NJPW.” Fans cheer that in agreement. Ospreay says that everyone is relying on the NEW Three Musketeers! And he knows they don’t want that, they don’t want “Three Musketeers,” when it should be a badge of honor! He knows why those three in particular don’t want that responsibility of getting NJPW back to the Promised Land! Because they can’t live up to Shibata, Nakamura, Tanahashi, Hashimoto, Chono, Mutoh! “You don’t need Three Musketeers! You need ONE Assassin!!” Fans cheer for that, too!

Ospreay says this tournament is for the best of the BEST! And he has a question for everyone. Who IS the best wrestler in the world!? They cheer “OSPREAY! OSPREAY!” Ospreay says he will win the G1 Climax because he is on another level! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! Will Ospreay is all fired up, but will Ospreay lead the charge to the mountaintop?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Sanada: 5-0, 10 points [QUALIFIED, A1]
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-1-2, 6 points
Shota Umino: 2-1-2, 6 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2-1, 5 points
Chase Owens: 2-3, 4 points
Hikuleo: 2-3, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3-1, 3 points
Ren Narita: 0-3-2, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Will Ospreay: 4-1, 8 points
Kazuchika Okada: 4-1, 8 points
Taichi: 3-2, 6 points
El Phantasmo: 2-3, 4 points
Kenta: 2-3, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-3, 4 points
Tanga Loa: 2-3, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-4, 2 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

Another awesome round, even with this being a three-day, midweek blitz of G1 from NJPW. And if my math is right, we are definitely chipping away at who can make a run at the semifinals. Khan had a great match with Loa, and just a bit surprisingly, Loa wins out. Loa keeps in this for at least one more round, but at 1-4 with 2 points, and having lost to Ospreay already, Khan is out in the fifth. Likewise, Narita has 2 points but no wins, and he just lost to Sanada tonight, he’s out. Tsuji losing to Hikuleo was a big surprise to me personally, but I suppose Hikuleo has had more screen time, he deserves to have this win. Tsuji can still finish strong in the last two rounds, and come out of this still primed for a story in the Fall.

I am loving how close they push the time limit, and that they gave us another draw, just on count-out, not the time limit. Gabe and Kaito wanted after each other, but it feels like backwards booking for the Young Lions to drag Kaito away and let Gabe get that Face pop from the fans when he’s supposed to be among the nastiest Heels in NJPW right now. And awesome matches in the penultimate and main event. Narita looked awesome even in losing to Sanada, but now he’s out of the running.

And Ospreay winning is a great surprise, as it changes the top of the block. Ospreay also had a great promo to close. For those wondering, NJPW itself designated Shota, Narita & Tsuji the “Reiwa Three Musketeers” but going by the records, it seems even then, NJPW is putting them through the wringer first. Ospreay does have a point that you don’t need to designate chosen ones, you shouldn’t designate chosen ones, you wait and see who steps up to be the proven ones, and Ospreay is definitely one of those.

My Score: 9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Match Results & Ratings: 9.19.2024

Victory Road was damn good, but behind us now. So let’s see how the build for Bound for Glory starts!

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Well hot damn, Victory Road was a solid night of action, surprises and an overall enjoyable watch. Even with the major let down segments of SDL and the Knockouts Tag, they were placed right in the middle…so there was energy aplenty for the last four matches. We do get to see where they’re going with Bound For Glory in about 6 weeks.

My fantasy booking has The System, ABC and Hardyz heading towards a championship 3 way dance. DeMALISH is done, so at least Masha is back on the singles circuit. Lets hope she makes short work of Lish and/or Tasha.

Time to see where the early steps take us on the way to Bound for Glory.

Ratings:

  • First Cla$$ (KC Navarro & AJ Francis) vs Sinner & Saint ( Judas Icarus & Travis Williams): First Cla$$ win via Down Payment/Frog Splash combo – ** 1/4
  • Matt Cardona vs Rhino: Cardona DQ’d – My time wasted
  • Knockouts Tag Championship: Spitfire (Dani Luna & Jody Threat) (c) vs Kendal Grey & Carlee Bright: Spirefire retains via Pressure Drop – * 1/2
  • Texas Death Match: JDC vs Mike Santana: Santana wins – ** 3/4
  • Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & Tasha Steelz w/Alisha Edwards vs Masha Slamovich & The Hardyz: Hardyz win via Twist & Swanton combo – *** 1/4

 

Results:

Lish talks smack, Masha comes out, Lish says she doesn’t even understand her – AND FINALLY – Masha speaks English. So she runs down Lish, says she’s sick of her but Tasha jumps Masha from behind. Lish grabs Kendra, attacks Masha and we see Tasha and Lish beatdown Masha until Jordynne makes the save for Masha. The System comes out to tip the numbers game, but then The Hardyz come out to save Masha and Jordynne. 

Santino’s goofy music hits and I guess we’re heading to the 3×3 since Lish is still injured. Masha Slamabitch and the Hard Boyz will fight Tasha and System boys. Arianna’s music hits before Santino can say something to Jordynne, and she declares Jordynne gets an NXT friend next week to fight Rosemary and Wendy Choo. I just like Santino and Arianna playing together. It’s wholesomely moronic. 

First Cla$$ (KC Navarro & AJ Francis) vs Sinner & Saint ( Judas Icarus & Travis Williams)

KC and Travis start off, KC hits some athletic counters, taunts a little and extends the hand but Travis turns it into an Arm Whip, tags in Icarus, they Double Team, AJ blind tags as KC rope runs, Spiderman pose in the ropes, AJ levels  Icarus, KC takes out Travis, hits the tandem move The Deposit, into Tennessee Whiskey. KC tags back in, Snapmare into Footstomp and a near fall before AJ tags back in. They go for a tandem move on Icarus in the corner, but Icarus dumps KC to the outside, turns a Suplex into a DDT, and then crawls to Travis for simultaneous tags as Travis is working KC over. KC powders, tries to change sides but Sinner and Saint tandem redirect the dive. Inverted Suplex for a near fall.

AJ comes in, Lawn Darts Icarus into Travis, Down Payment, Frog Splash from KC…and First Cla$$ win!

Matt Cardona vs Rhino

Obviously just a step towards the eventual PCO versus Cardona, prolly at Bound for Glory. So this match is useless and Cardona has no reason to lose.

Cardona tries to pick his spot, but just gets his Foot picked out of mid air, and Rhino throws Cardona around the ring, Lariat, sets up for a Gore…but Cardona powders. Rhino follows and Suplexes Cardona onto the ramp, throws him back in and a Throat Chop from Cardona finally gives him some space. Missile Dropkick for an unnecessary pinfall, and then just grinding the Forearm into Rhino’s face in the corner. 10 Count Punches turned into a Powerbomb from Rhino for 2.

Rhino goes to get a chair, the ref admonishes him, Rhino throws the chair in, Cardona uses it in front of the referee and gets DQ’d. Radio Silence on Rhino after the DQ, Cardona looks to continue the punishment but lights go out and PCO attacks. Chokeslam, goes for the PCO-Sault, but Cardona powders and runs away. PCO goes full Ric Flair, attacks the chair and then PCO-Saults a steel chair.

Well…that’s new. 

Knockouts Tag Championship: Spitfire (Dani Luna & Jody Threat) (c) vs Kendal Grey & Carlee Bright

You know how I’ve said these titles are useless right? Now they’re being defended against…no one. Bright Grey? That’s not even a Crayola Crayon color. I think I would enjoy constipation more than this match.

Jody and…Grey?… start and its just slow, headlocky, I guess trying to get across Grey’s amateur background, but it looks terribly…meh. Dani tags in and now my attention is peaked. Powerbomb attempt but Grey tries to slip it into a Cradle, Dani kicks out, catches Grey and Sack of Shit into Kip Up. Tandem Stalling Suplex after the tag, but only 2. Dani gets tagged in, they don’t seem to be taking Grey super seriously, so Grey finally kicks off and gets the tag to Bright. Okay, Cartwheel Knees is unique offense, not the Cheerleader Back Handspirng, I can respect that. Oh nice Standing Moonsault from Bright. Grey tags in, Jody takes a few seconds too long for the “blind tag”, Senton off the ropes to kill the two NXT girls, Pressure Drop, title retained.

Burn these belts and push Dani as a singles. 

Texas Death Match: JDC vs Mike Santana

Jade looks like she’s cosplaying Peg Bundy during the intros but…ya know…not complaining. And it sounds like they’re doing the rules correctly with pinfall and then 10 count. So, that’s nice the rules seem to be clear.

JDC tries to attack Santana as he comes in from the crowd, Santana turns it around as expected and starts running JDC from corner to corner, Enzuigiri and multiple Bootwash corner spots. Santana looks for a Cannonball, but JDC powders, so Santana stalks a little, Tope con Hilo connects! Santana finds some chairs as the morons start chanting for tables when it’s 4 minutes in. That chant just screams inbred and stupid anymore.

Santana puts the two chairs back to back and looks to hit the old Eddie Kingston spot on JDC, but JDC fights it off, 10 count punches that JDC counters with the Powerbomb through the back to back chairs. Trash can and kendo stick time for Dango. Dude, Stomp is soo 1999 but its apparently cool in Texas. DOWN AND DIRTY on the trash can from JDC! But he can’t cover since now he’s selling his own pain for dropping on a can. Santana smartly powders and JDC tries to remember how to walk. Santana crawls up to his feet bleeding, but he also found a Barbedwire Bat! Dango tries to grab him, BAT TO FACE! Of course they head to a commercial right as the match gets bloody…sigh.

So we’re back and they’re fighting in the crowd, or no, some staging area about the crowd. Dango is bleeding, Santana is bleeding, Santana counters Dango and hits a Piledriver on the stage for 2! Brawling up some steps, JDC kicks off Santana and connects with a Tornado DDT for 2! Santana rolls over and flops off the stage as he crawls to…somewhere. JDC with the low speed pursuit, he finally charges and gets tossed into some broken barricade makeshift something! Santana slams a production case into Dango a few times, as Dango tries to crawl up a table to get away. Santana walks back up to the stage, and stops himself mid-charge. FINDS A LADDER. Santana gets the ref and someone else to hold it, goes to the top of the ladder…and Splash through JDC on the table.

Takes entirely too long, so while it looks cool its pretty stupid. 1-2-3, the pinfall happens, but lets see if the 10 count holds. 10 count goes through, Santana wins.

Moose attacks afterwards and just beats the tar out of him with a chair.

Hendry comes out, Kaz interrupts, Nic Nemeth basically agrees to fight everyone. So Santino makes it shot and succulent, and decides for Hendry and Kaz to have a number 1 contender match next week. Nothing of crazy merit was said during the promo, so I decided to take Santino’s directions and go for short and succulent. 

Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & Tasha Steelz w/Alisha Edwards vs Masha Slamovich & The Hardyz

Well right after intros they cut to a commercial, so maybe we won’t get anymore. Tasha and Masha start off, and throw fists fast, things stay close and they trade. Masha gets the advantage after a Drop Toe Hold into the middle rope, kick to the face, running knees and Tasha tags out to Eddie. Masha doesn’t care she wants to fight Eddie but Eddie cheap shots Matt on the apron and Matt tells Masha to tag him in. So Eddie doesn’t look like a completely shitty heel, and the crowd pops for a Hardy.

Matt chokes Eddie along the ropes, Leg Drape attack and tags in my name is Jeff. A little classic Hardy tandem work, Myers just runs in, stack the dorks, Splash version of Poetry in Motion. System gets Lariated out, Tasha tries to attack Matt but Masha eats Tasha. Whips her 3 times into corners and Poetry in Moscow. All of the System is on the outside, so Masha goes to the top, Senton off the top rope and Bowling Balls The System. Ugh…picture in picture is awful…stop with commercials at bad times. I really miss the commercial free YouTube version.

So to no one’s surprise, of course The System take control during the distraction break, Masha is being isolated, Eddie tags in and he’s taking his sweet time for a chop. So again, Eddie doesn’t make contact. Masha drops Tasha, ducks the men, hot tag to Jeff! Jeff lights up Eddie, looks for Whisper in the Wind but Myers pulls Eddie out of the way and Jeff hits nothing. And unlike Jinder, Eddie didn’t bump to a breeze. Eddie tags out to Myers, Russian Leg Sweep and Front Face Lock is keeping Jeff down. Jeff fights back up, but Myers clocks him. Myers tags in Tasha, and Tasha goes with the Knife Edge Chops on Jeff, mocks the Jeff dance, then twerks in his face before tagging Eddie back in.

Myers attacks Matt off the apron and even Masha, but Jeff starts to fight back, goes for the Whisper again, and this time connects on both! Jeff tags in Matt, so he starts working through the System boys. Neckbreaker into the Delete Headsmashes for both members of the System. Side Effect on Myers for only two. Matt calls for the Twist, the crowd responds well, but the Twist is countered, Lish grabs Matt’s foot but the referee sees it. EJECTION! Poor Tami-Lynn, she doesn’t wanna go, Hardys and Masha laugh and sing the Hey Hey Hey song, Lish says no so the ABC walk down and pick her up and carry her out. Twist of Fates for everyone, Swanton Bomb from Jeff, Hardyz and Masha win!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

Serviceable in regards to setting up most of the threads for Bound for Glory. The actual wrestling could’ve been a lot better, but for a starting point, it could’ve been worse. Xia Li getting her new name revealed, which I like. Some kind of Thunder reference, mixed in with the fact her vignettes give Mortal Kombat vibes, its very cool. The Knockouts Tags definitely feel like useless metal, Santana and JDC was probably better to experience in person, because the commercial break broke the momentum…and Gods damn was that finish sooo slow. At least the Texas Death Match rules were correct.

Crowd was also hot for the Hardyz, so the combination of “evil Russian” dropping the accent and proving to be a Hardy fangirl and get the Hardyz babyface rub sets up Masha nicely. She should be the next face of the Knockouts Division.

Next week we’ll hopefully get a touch more clarity or reasons for multi-person shmoz matches. But reasons are reasons, and this moved in logical enough directions.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (9/19/24)

Is Dark Order good enough?

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Team Texas meets Dark Order on the Proving Ground!

Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara need challengers for the ROH World Tag Team Championships, so Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds are put to the test! Will they last the necessary ten minutes?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • ROH Women’s World TV Championship Proving Grounds: Red Velvet VS Allysin Kay; Velvet wins and denies Allysin a title opportunity.
  • The Gates of Agony VS Dante Leon & Trip Jordy; The Gates of Agony win.
  • Preston Vance VS Brandon Cutler; Vance wins.
  • John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS KM; Silver wins.
  • Rachael Ellering VS Maggie Lee; Rachael wins.
  • The Infantry w/ Trish Adora VS Spanish Announce Project; The Infantry wins.
  • Anthony Ogogo w/ Shane Taylor VS Kit Sackett; Ogogo wins.
  • Brian Cage VS Deonn Rusman; Cage wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver; Dustin & Sammy win and deny The Dark Order a title opportunity.

PLAY BY PLAY

ROH Women’s World TV Championship Proving Grounds: Red Velvet VS Allysin Kay!

The Chef is cooking, and she even whipped up a new look for the belt! Will Velvet have the whole women’s division seeing red? Or will AK say pinkies out as she eats up this dish?

The Code of Honor is upheld with a pinkie swear, and the two circle. They tie up and Allysin shoves Velvet down. Velvet gets up, dodges Allysin, and wags a finger. Allysin runs up again, Velvet slides under, then she ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up and Velvet fires off body shots in the corner! Velvet lets off, but then comes back to stomp high and low. Velvet lets off to dig her boot in! The fans cheer as Velvet does the splits and stirs it up. Velvet lets off as the ref counts, then she comes back to fire forearms. Velvet runs, wheelbarrows, but Allysin says no to the bulldog, WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Cover, TWO!

Allysin drags Velvet up to TOSS her to a corner, then CHOPS her! The fans fire up, Allysin CHOPS again. Allysin bumps Velvet off buckles, Velvet hits back, but Allysin fires her own body shots. Then a fireman’s carry to a SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Allysin drags Velvet up, Velvet fires body shots of her own again! Velvet runs, but Allysin catches the crossbody! FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Allysin drags her back up. Velvet fires more body shots, Allysin shoves her away, but Velvet runs up. Allysin sidesteps and runs, Velvet CALF KICKS, but Allysin deflects it! Then she gets an ANKLE LOCK!

Velvet endures as Allysin twists the foot. The fans rally, Velvet reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Allysin lets go at 4, then storms back up. Allysin snapmares Velvet, and clamps on with a straitjacket stretch! Velvet endures, even as Allysin digs a knee into her back. The fans rally up, Velvet fights up, and Velvet arm-drags free! Velvet runs up, to tilt-o-whirl and IRON OCTOPUS! Allysin endures, the fans rally, and Allysin powers right into a gut wrench! But Velvet clicks her heels, slips free, and hits a STUNNER! Velvet runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Allysin grows frustrated.

Allysin drags Velvet up and in, Canadian Rack into the Gory Especial, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO, and both women stand! Velvet LARIATS, but Allysin stays up! Velvet runs again, and she LARIATS again, but Allysin wags her finger. Velvet tries again, ducks Allysin’s lariat and LEAPING LARIATS! Then she CALF KICKS! Allysin falls, Velvet roars and the fans fire up! Velvet runs, wheelbarrows, and STUNNERS! Allysin falls back, Velvet goes after her at the ropes. The fans rally, Velvet pumps up and runs, to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet YANKS Allysin off ropes, rolls with her, and dragon sleepers! JUST DESSERTS! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall (denies Allysin Kay a title match)

A solid win from The Chef, and she tells Diamante that she has the blood of a fighter! Eat, sleep, breathe, wrestling! Will everyone be served up some hot, fresh L’s in Red Velvet’s kitchen?

 

The Dark Order speak.

Dustin Rhodes wants more championships, and it makes Evil Uno sick! Alex Reynolds says that greed will lead to Dustin’s downfall. The funny thing about this Proving Ground is that The Dark Order has nothing to prove. Dustin & Sammy have to show they can beat The Dark Order in 10 minutes. All Dark Order has to do is beat the clock, and then unlike Dustin & Sammy, the Dark Order will earn a title opportunity. Dark Order is ROH, and they vow to get both revenge, and those ROH World Tag Team Championships. Will Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds show the world #DarkOrderisGood enough?

 

The Outrunners speak.

Truth Magnum tells The Iron Savages, “You wanna attack The Outrunners from behind?” Turbo Floyd & Erica Leigh shake their heads. But they don’t call him The Truth for nothing! And the truth is, if you’ve got beef, here are two Grade A master chefs, and they’re running hot! Keep your “savage sauce,” because you’re looking two young men absolutely jacked to the gills on “best-tosterone!” Turbo says the Savages have a few things he can respect: their muscles; their tans; their glitz; but they ain’t got no glamour! That’s what The Outrunners have! And in ROH, if you want it, let him tell you: Any time, any place!

Because if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothing yet! Erica barks, but will Truth & Turbo find they’re barking up the wrong tree?

 

The Premier Athletes speak.

Mark Sterling says, “Whoa, whoa, hold on. Do you recognize this man? Of course you do. Because over a million of you saw him do the most impressive wrestling move you’ve ever seen in your life. But did you just see the move and scroll past it? Or did you actually think about who was the man that did the move? I’ll tell you who that man is. This is Josh Woods, National Champion, 108 collegiate wins, four-time All American! And there’s more where that came from.” Woods says he can do that to anybody. Anytime, anywhere. Then when and where will we see the Technical Beast do that for some gold?

 

The Infantry w/ Trish Adora VS Spanish Announce Project!

While Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have made amends with The Outrunners, they’re still aiming at the ROH World Tag Team Championships. But that just means they’re one of many, because the reinvigorated Angelico Y Serpentico want their shot! Who rises up the ranks with a win while the other falls in Sioux Falls?

The teams sort out and #BadNews&Tattoos starts against the South African Stud. They shake hands for the Code of Honor, and Bravo gets an “OORAH!” going. Bravo and Angelico circle, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Angelico wrenches, wristlocks, but Bravo reaches down, slips around, and he wristlocks back. Bravo says they’re really wrestling and the fans have a laugh. Bravo keeps on the wrist, but spins, opens the hold, then steps over for a modified cording hold! Then Angelico wrenches the other wrist, but Bravo rolls, handsprings, pops ‘n’ locks and he gets Angelico with that vibe! Then Bravo reels Angelico in for a headlock!

The fans cheer, but Angelico powers up and out. Angelico drops, then hip tosses, but Bravo spins through it to arm-drag! The fans cheer again, Bravo eggs Angelico on, ducks the haymaker, but Angelico ducks the backhand. Bravo ducks the roundhouse, jumps the sweep, and dropkicks cancel out! Angelico spins to his feet while Bravo kips up, and both men Bernie Lean and walk it out! The fans cheer, and the two tag to The Captain and #SNAKEMAN. The fans “OORAH!” with Bravo again, and Dean shakes hands with Serpentico. They tie up, Dean headlocks, but Serpentico powers out. Dean runs Serpentico over!

The fans rally as Bran says Dean is so strong. Things speed up, Dean hurdles but Serpentico ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up but Dean is on his feet. Dean runs up, but into BOOTS! Dean tries again but Serpentico RANAS! But then Dean arm-drags! And arm-drags again! And DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Dean brings Serpentico up. Dean wrenches Serpentico, tags Bravo, and The Infantry double whip. DOUBLE HIP TOSS! A rough landing for Serpentico, but Infantry DOUBLE FIST DROP! Angelico storms in, Dean blocks a kick, hands it to Bravo, then ENZIGIRIS Bravo slips around to hit a NECKBREAKER!

The fans fire up while Angelico bails out. Serpentico slowly rises, Bravo brings him up, but Serpentico headlocks. Bravo powers out but Angelico tags in. Serpentico ducks Bravo and Angelico scoops to BACKBREAKER! Angelico stands Bravo up, Serpentico runs in, NECKBREAKER DROP BACKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Bravo stays in this but Angelico stays on him with a cording hold. Bravo endures, the fans rally up, and Bravo fights up, only for Angelico to knee low! Tag to Serpentico, SAP double whip, then they both drop. Bravo is very surprised by that but clears them both. Angelico hip tosses Bravo, then SAP ZENMAI! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Bravo stays in this. Serpentico drags Bravo up, tags Angelico back in, and SAP mugs Bravo. Angelico stomps Bravo while Adora rallies the fans with “Let’s Go, Bravo, Let’s Go!” Bravo CHOPS Angelico, Angelico KNEES low! Angelico JABS Bravo, wrenches and lifts, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps Bravo down by bending his arm against a knee. Bravo endures, the fans rally, but Angelico top wristlocks. Bravo fights up, fires body shots, but Angelico ROCKS him! Angelico stalks Bravo to ropes, brings him up, and then wrenches. Angelico back suplexes, but Bravo lands out! Bravo reaches out, but Angelico keeps him back!

The fans rally, and Bravo BACKHANDS Angelico away! Hot tags to Dean and Serpentico! The fans fire up as Dean rallies on SAP with LARIAT after LARIAT! Then he floats on Angelico to DDT! Kip up, and he gets Serpentico, spin and “SONIC BOOM~” LARIAT! The fans fire up while Serpentico goes to a corner, and Dean says, “OORAH!” The fans echo “OORAH!” and Dean ELBOWS Serpentico! Bravo tags in then follows Dean as he takes Serpentico side to side. Buckle bump and a BOOT, then Dean goes back to a corner. Bravo bumps Serpentico off buckles again, and Dean runs in to LEAPING LARIAT!

The fans fire up while Dean lands safe on the apron, and Bravo scoops Serpentico to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico survives and Bravo is stunned! Dean calls for Boot Camp and he tags in. Dean hooks Serpentico up, Bravo runs, but Angelico trips him! Angelico drags Bravo out to UPPERCUT, and Serpentico snapmares Dean. Serpentico mule kicks, ROCKS and SUPERKICKS! Angelico steps in to clinch and FLATLINER! Serpentico goes up, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Dean survives and SAP is shocked! The fans rally up but SAP drags Dean up. SAP coordinate, Angelico runs, but Bravo trips Angelico up!

Bravo drags Angelico out now, and ROLLING ELBOW! Serpentico ROCKS Dean, runs, but Bravo returns! Infantry dodges Serpentico to fire off the Captain & Bucky combo! Then DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS! The fans fire up with The Infantry, and they hook Serpentico up again. Time for BOOT CAMP!! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

SAP put up a fight, but The Infantry are marching up towards the top of the rankings! Bravo says never fear, the Infantry is here! But will they be armed and ready for a title shot in the near future? And perhaps best of all, The Infantry offer the Code of Honor, and SAP takes it!

 

Shane Taylor Promotions speaks.

Anthony Ogogo says it is so good to be Anthony Ogogo! The skull-crackin’, jaw-jackin’ Gov’nah is back in ROH! Shane Taylor himself says it’s great to have him back. Ogogo says he was in Paris for the Olympics, watching the very best athletes win gold. But brother, it got Ogogo thinking. It’s time for him to win gold in ROH! Shane likes that, too. Shane says a wise man once said, “First you get the money, then you get the power.” Around here, winning gold is both! And STP is gonna start taking every championship ROH has to offer. AEW is where the best wrestler, but ROH is where the baddest rumble! Will Ogogo and Big Bad Shaney T. soon join Lee Moriarty as champions of ROH?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver!

Dustin is a double champion here in ROH, and that’s all the reason The Dark Order needed to despise him! But will they be able to bring down The Natural & The Spanish God? Or will Team Texas be riding high in South Dakota?

The Code of Honor is tentatively upheld, but Reynolds does go and push Sammy. The teams sort out and Sammy starts against Reynolds. The fans rally as the two circle, but then Reynolds bails out. Sammy is annoyed, the fans boo, but Reynolds reminds us, the Dark Order doesn’t even need to beat the champs, just last the ten minutes. Silver and Reynolds high-five, the fans rally for Sammy, and he waits on Reynolds. Reynolds takes his time returning, and then Reynolds tags Uno. And Uno tells Sammy, “I want this guy!” He points at Dustin, Sammy points at Dustin, and the fans fire up as Sammy tags Dustin!

Dustin and Uno circle, they approach, but then Uno bails out to troll Dustin. Uno does a sarcastic victory lap, but Dustin cuts him off. Uno says whoa, hold on, only to turn around and see Sammy! The fans cheer but Uno runs away into the ring! Team Texas grabs at him, knocks him down, and then Uno gets up into an UPPERCUT! Sammy hooks Uno up, Dustin joins in, DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Sammy kips up, Reynolds runs in, but into a DROPKICK! Sammy kips real smooth, and then he tells Dustin to dive! The fans fire up, Dustin fires up, and while Dark Order regroups, Team Texas builds speed!

But then Dark Order scurries away, Sammy & Dustin put on the brakes, and the fans boo. Sammy spins and poses, so Dustin busts out the spinarooni! Dustin poses, too, and the fans fire up! The Dark Order gets mad, but turnabout is fair play. The Dark Order decides to just bail, but Dustin chases them down! Dustin SMACKS Uno, ROCKS Reynolds, then gets Silver to back off. Dustin UPPERCUTS Uno, SMACKS him off the apron, then stalks him around the way. Dustin puts Uno in the ring, but Reynolds storms up. Dustin counter punches! Uno distracts the ref, allowing Silver to POST Dustin! The fans boo and Silver protests, but Reynolds throws hands on Dustin.

Reynolds puts Dustin in, Uno bumps him off buckles, and he stomps a mudhole. Tag to Reynolds, the Dark Order mugs Dustin, and Reynolds snapmares Dustin. Reynolds steps on Dustin, then uses the ropes to IMPLODER ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Reynolds keeps Dustin from Sammy, bumps him off buckles, and tags Uno. The fans rally, Uno CHOPS Dustin, then he soaks up the heat. Uno goes back to Dustin, but Dustin UPPERCUTS! Reynolds grabs Dustin but Dustin ROCKS him! Dustin fires more shots on Uno, but Reynolds barks at Dustin. So Dustin DECKS Reynolds! But he turns around into a kick from Uno!

Uno runs, but he runs into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down! Uno crawls to his corner, but there’s no Reynolds! Dustin crawls, but Silver distracts the ref from the hot tag! The ref stops Sammy, not knowing what happened, and then Uno BOOTS Sammy! Uno SPLASHES Dustin, bumps him off buckles, and Reynolds goes up. Uno sets Dustin up for a FLYING DOUBLE STOMP! Reynolds then DIVES onto Sammy! Uno hits a PILEDRIVER on Dustin! Cover, TWO!! Dustin survives and Uno is shocked! Another cover, TWO! Uno grows frustrated but we’re five minutes in, time is still on their side.

Uno calls to Reynolds, brings Dustin over, and tags Reynolds in. The Dark Order mugs Dustin, but Dustin fights back with big hands! But then Dark Order pushes Dustin back! Dustin dodges Uno, dodges Reynolds, and the ref sees this hot tag! Sammy goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY The Dark Order down! The fans fire up, Sammy CLOBBERS Uno, then keeps moving to duck ‘n’ dodge Reynolds so he can CLOBBER him, too! The fans fire up as Sammy kips up, and Sammy RAMS in to Reynolds! Sammy goes to the apron to ENZIGIRI Reynolds, and he SUPERKICKS Uno! Reynolds then springboards in, but Reynolds gets under!

Reynolds runs up, into a CUTTER! Dustin runs in to add a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, Uno breaks it! Dustin storms up, Uno shouts “STOP~!” Then he ROCKS Dustin with a right hand! But Sammy JUMP KNEES Uno! Uno tumbles out, Sammy goes for Reynolds, but Silver drags him out! The fans boo as Dark Order regroups again. Sammy says that’s fine, and he builds speed, to FLY! Down goes The Dark Order! Sammy puts Reynolds in for Dustin to hop on, DESTROYER! Dustin brings Reynolds up, Sammy climbs, and we get a FINAL RECKONING, into the SWANTON BOMB! Cover, Team Texas wins!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (denies The Dark Order a title match)

Uno & Reynolds played not to win but to not lose, and that only backfired every step of the way! But wait! THE CAGE OF AGONY ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Brian Cage fireman’s carries Sammy, for an F5!! The Gates mug Dustin, The Dark Order cheers while the fans boo! Kaun & Liona hold up the tag titles, then they stand Dustin up, for the DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH!! Dustin falls over, is this just a foreshadowing of what is to come? Or can Dustin & Sammy survive the gauntlet of challengers?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH, with it coming in at an hour and 10 minutes. It still had a lot of matches that were easily filler, but I again commend them on giving everyone good showings. A little surprised, and maybe a little disappointed, that Harley Cameron did not appear to go after Rachael Ellering. They could get that story going if they really wanted but they sure drag things out. But I do like that a big development was Red Velvet changing the belt, the red strap looks so good with the dark silver ROH uses for their belts. We just need them to hurry up and give us Velvet VS Diamante, not sure what they’re waiting on.

Sterling’s promo with Josh Woods was itself basically filler, because we already went through the phase of “Let’s hype The Premier Athletes up.” Just get Woods going in the Pure Division so he can eventually face Lee Moriarty, and maybe even give us some STP beating up on Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari. Speaking of which, after Ogogo of course “knocked out” his opponent tonight, good promo from him and Shane. STP is a team I’d definitely like seeing pull of the “dripping with gold” trope. Moriarty has the Pure Championship, the whole crew can be Six Man Champs, and I suppose Ogogo can “knock out” Atlantis Jr. to get the TV title while Shane finally beats Mark Briscoe to get the world title.

And a lot of good stuff is cooking in the Six Man as well as traditional Tag Divisions. We got a very good match from Infantry and SAP, and a very good promo from Outrunners calling out The Iron Savages. And while we got a really good tag match out of Dark Order and Team Texas, I figured Team Texas would win out. Clearly, Cage of Agony wants next, but I would think Kaun & Liona have a better chance getting the World Tag titles than the whole faction does the Six Man titles. Cage of Agony, while they were Mogul Embassy, already had a dominant run with the Six Man belts, let another faction have their time.

My Score: 8.6/10

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