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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (8/10/23)

It’s the G1 Climax Quarterfinals!

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Who will be one step closer to the G1 Climax Championship?

An Elite Eight will soon become a Final Four as NJPW’s 33rd G1 Climax enters the quarterfinals! Will Kazuchika Okada continue towards a threepeat?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Young Lion Gauntlet: Yuto Nakashima VS Boltin Oleg, Oskar Leube & Ryohei Oiwa; Yuta draw with Oiwa & Leube, loses to Oleg.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS TMDK; LIJ wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Shota Umino, El Phantasmo & The Guerrillas of Destiny VS Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Team Strong Style; Shota, ELP & The Guerillas win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Taichi, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Taka Michinoku & DOUKI VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tomohiro Ishii & Eddie Kingston VS The United Empire; Tanahashi, Ishii & Eddie win.
  • G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Hikuleo VS Tetsuya Naito; Naito wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Will Ospreay VS David Finlay; Ospreay wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Sanada VS EVIL; Evil wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Kazuchika Okada VS Zack Sabre Jr; Okada wins and advances to the semifinals.

PLAY BY PLAY

G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Hikuleo w/ Jado VS Tetsuya Naito!

Hikuleo was certainly a dark horse candidate out of A Block, but he is here to prove he is ready for the next level! However, the Uncontrollable Charisma, fresh off trumping The Ace of the Universe, will not stop until he main events WrestleKingdom! Will Naito make Hikuleo tranquilo? Or will this be a Godsend for the Young Guerilla?

Fans rally for Naito already as he takes his time with his entrance attire. Hiku is patient as he stares Naito down. Naito finally puts it all aside, and the bell rings. Fans rally up again as the two stare down. They slowly start to circle, feel things out, but then Naito backs away. Hiku is annoyed but he and Naito reset. They approach, but then Naito backs off again. Naito tells Hiku to relax, and they reset again. They tie up, and Hiku powers Naito to ropes. The ref counts, Hiku lets off, and he smacks Naito on the shoulders. Naito SPITS at Hiku! Hikus wings, Naito dodges and he fires off forearms! Naito kicks and CLUBS and fires off more!

Hiku stands up and glares at Naito, then ROCKS him with a right! Hiku scoops and spins, but Naito slips free! Naito dumps Hiku out to the apron, then dropkicks the legs out! Hiku goes to the floor, and Naito builds speed, to fake Hiku out and tranquilo! Fans cheer and Hiku grimaces as he shakes his legs out. Hiku goes around the way and wants Naito to back off. The ref has Naito step back and fans applaud. Hiku steps up and in, then Naito dropkicks the legs out! Hiku crawls and Naito basement dropkicks! Naito grabs a leg to drop an elbow on the knee! Naito pulls on the leg for a toehold but Hiku CLUBS him!

Naito pulls harder on the leg but Hiku sits up to reach out, and Hiku has the ROPEBREAK! Naito lets go to stomp the bad leg. Naito drags Hiku around, steps through, and then has a TRAILER HITCH! Hiku endures again, and Naito drags him from ropes! Hiku reaches out again, so Naito shifts position to have a DEATHLOCK! Hiku still endures, but Naito drops back to TWEAK the lock! Hiku still endures, claws his way forward, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref helps Naito undo the leglock and we pass five minutes. However, there is NO time limit on this match, so Naito is in no hurry.

Naito stomps Hiku’s leg, has him in a corner, and he wraps the bad leg around ropes! The ref counts, Hiku CHOKES Naito on the ropes! The ref reprimands them both, Naito lets go of the leg so Hiku lets off of Naito’s head. And then Naito throws shots! The ref reprimands but Naito ROCKS and whips Hiku corner to corner. Naito runs in, but he blocks a boot! Hiku ELBOWS Naito back, then scoops him, but Naito slips off! Naito dropkicks the legs out again! Fans rally up as Hiku sits down, clutching the knee. Naito drags Hiku around and stomps the bad leg. Naito runs, but into a fireman’s carry! But Naito slips out, NECKBREAKER to BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally as Naito gives toying kicks. Jado coaches Hiku but Naito throws hands. Fans rally, and Hiku CHOPS! Naito staggers around, and Hiku CHOPS again! And UPPERCUTS! Naito goes to a corner, Hiku runs in but Naito dodges! Naito returns, but into a scoop! SNAKE EYES and LARIAT! Fans fire up and Hiku takes aim from a corner. Naito rises up, Hiku runs in and SPLASHES! Then he suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Naito is still in this but Hiku stomps him down. Hiku drags Naito up, and CHOPS him again! Naito staggers around, Hiku CHOPS him again! Fans rally up and Hiku whips Naito to ropes.

Naiot holds ropes to avoid the powerslam, but Hiku storms up to throw forearms! Naito throws those back, runs, but he fakes Hiku out on the powerslam! Then he BASEMENT DROPKICKS again! Fans rally up as Naito brings Hiku around. Naito throws heavy back elbow after heavy back elbow, and he has Hiku staggering to the ropes. Naito dropkicks the leg again! Naito goes up the corner, he brings Hiku up and ESP- NO, Hiku catches Naito for an OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! They’ve lasted 10 minutes, and now Hiku waistlocks. Naito throws elbows but Hiku shoves him away, to then BOOT him down!

Hiku hauls Naito up but Naito fights free of the bomb! Naito kicks the bad leg, goes up the corner, but Hiku blocks the tornado DDT! LAST RIDE POWERBOMB!! But Hiku has to crawl to the cover! TWO!! Naito survives, his plan of targeting the leg paying off! Fans fire up and Hiku choke grips Naito! Hiku drags him up, GOD- NO, Naito victory rolls! TWO!! Hiku escapes, Naito spins him around and throws more heavy elbows! But Hiku ducks that to choke grip! Naito breaks fere and ENZIGURIS! Hiku staggers, Naito runs in, POWERSLAM!! Hiku then drags Naito up, GODS- SATELLITE DDT!! Fans are thunderous as both men are down!

Naito and Hiku stir, and the fans rally up with Jado pounding the mat. Naito and Hiku rise, and Naito is in the corner. Naito runs, CORRIENDO- NO, Hiku blocks to pop up SPINEBUSTER! And then Hiku drags Naito back up, for GOD- DESTINO!!! Naito turns it around at the last second! Naito then drags Hiku back up, wrenches, tilt-o-whirl, DESTINO!!!! Cover, Naito wins!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

Hikuleo was so close, but victory slipped through his fingers! Naito wants to make WrestleKingdom 18 his destiny, will he succeed?

 

G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Will Ospreay w/ The United Empire VS David Finlay w/ Bullet Club War Dogs!

The IWGP United States Champion is B Block’s number two. The NEVER Openweight Champion, is C Block’s number one. But those records no longer matter when it’s one and done! Will the United Empire conquer The Rebel? Or will nothing stop Finlay from taking over NJPW?

Fans are already fired up for Ospreay. The bell rings and fans fire up even more for Ospreay. Finlay just smirks as he circles with Ospreay. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Ospreay uses his height advantage as leverage. But then Finlay pulls hair! The ref reprimands, but then Ospreay pulls Finlay’s hair! The ref still reprimands but Ospreay puts Finlay on the ropes. The ref calls for the break, wedges himself between them, but Ospreay still shows punch! Finlay uses the ropes as defense, Ospreay backs off, and then Finlay SLAPS Ospreay! Finlay headlocks, Ospreay powers out and BOOTS Finlay down!

Fans fire up as Finlay flounders around, and Ospreay bumps him off buckles. Ospreay goes right up to rain down fists! Ospreay stops at 8 to whip corner to corner, then he back drops Finlay high and hard! Fans fire up as Finlay writhes. Ospreay looms over Finlay, drags him up, and ROCKS him with a right. Finlay staggers away, but he throws body shots. Ospreay DECKS Finlay, and then drags him back up. Ospreay whips Finlay to a corner, runs in, but Finlay puts him on the apron. Ospreay ROCKS Finlay, slingshots, but Finlay SHOVES him down! Ospreay crashes into railing and the War Dogs talk trash.

Finlay goes out to stand Ospreay up, and RAM him into railing! And then RAM him in again! The ref reprimands as Finlay CLUBS Ospreay down. Finlay stomps Ospreay down, but the ref reprimands. Finlay storms around, goes to the timekeeper’s table, and just CHUCKS stuff off it! Finlay takes the entire table for his own, brings it around the way, but the ref reprimands. The United Empire protests, too, but Finlay CLUBS away on Ospreay. Finlay brings Ospreay around, but Jeff Cobb snatches the table away! Fans cheer as Cobb tells Finlay he ain’t doing that here. Finlay SPITS at Cobb! Cobb SHOVES Finlay!

The ref has Cobb stay back, the War Dogs all bark at him, but the ref EJECTS Cobb!? Khan protests, and then the War Dogs stomp away on Ospreay! Fans boo as Bullet Club gets away with breaking rules and the Empire gets punished. Gabe UPPERCUTS Ospreay and Finlay puts Ospreay in the ring. Cover, the ref returns, TWO! Ospreay is still in this but he only has Khan as a cornerman. Finlay UPPERCUTS Ospreay in the back! Ospreay staggers to a corner, but he kicks Finlay and throws a forearm. Finlay fires off body shots in return! Finlay whips corner to corner hard and Ospreay falls back!

Gedo likes what he sees and Finlay dusts off his hands. Finlay taunts Ospreay, Khan coaches Ospreay, but Finlay rains down headbutts! Finlay stands on Ospreay at the ropes! Fans boo and the ref counts, so Finlay steps off. Finlay whips Ospreay hard into another corner and Ospreay falls as we reach five minutes. Cover, TWO! Finlay keeps cool and the fans rally up. Finlay sits Ospreay up but Ospreay throws a forearm. Finlay BOOTS Ospreay but Ospreay stands. They fire forearms, Ospreay gest the edge, but Finlay reverses the whip. Only for Ospreay to catch Finlay to a COBRA TWIST! Fans fire up, but Finlay rakes eyes!

Finlay switches to have the Cobra Twist on Ospreay! Fans rally as Ospreay endures, even as Finlay digs knuckles and his elbow into the ribs. Ospreay powers up to hip toss free! Ospreay drags Finlay up but Finlay throws body shots! Finlay whips Ospreay to the corner, but Ospreay comes right back to LARIAT Finlay down! Fans fire up as both men are down. Khan coaches Ospreay, Gedo coaches Finlay. Both men rise and the fans rally back up. Ospreay swings, but into a clinch! Ospreay throws elbows but Finlay HEADBUTTS! Finlay runs, but into a Tiger Wall Kick! Ospreay ENZIGURIS, then whips! Finlay reverses, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER!

Fans fire up for Ospreay again as he goes to the apron. Ospreay aims and springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Finlay is hanging tough but Ospreay keeps his cool. Ospreay clutches his side, but he stands Finlay up. Ospreay scoops and SLAMS Finlay to a drop zone, then goes up the corner. But Finlay anchors a foot! And then YANKS Ospreay down! Ospreay hits buckles on the way, and Finlay brings him around. Canadian Rack, Ospreay slips out but Finlay throws elbows! Ospreay CHOPS! Finlay RAKES eyes! The ref reprimands, Finlay lets off, to then BITE Ospreay’s forehead! Fans boo and the ref counts!

Finlay lets off and argues with the ref, but Ospreay BOOTS him! And GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans fire up and Ospreay calls his shot! Springboard, but Finlay goes up with him! FLYING RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Fans fire up while both men are down, and Finlay aims. Ospreay rises, Finlay runs in, into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Ospreay prepares the elbow! Ospreay aims from a corner, but Finlay SPEARS him down! Canadian Rack, DOMINATOR! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay is still in this and fans fire up while Finlay seethes. We pass 10 minutes, Finlay goes out and finds the table!

Finlay puts the table at ringside again, then drags Ospreay over. Khan protests, Finlay gets on the apron with Ospreay. Finlay reels Ospreay in but Ospreay fights the lift! Finlay CLUBS away on Ospreay, lifts him up, but Ospreay slips off! HOOK KICK! Ospreay aims, goes up the corner, APRON OSCUTTER!! Fans are thunderous as both men fall to the floor! Gedo is worried as Ospreay sees the table! Ospreay grins and fans fire up! Ospreay repositions the table and puts Finlay on it! Ospreay hurries up the corner, but Gabe drags Finlay away. Fans boo but Ospreay just hops down, to PLANCHA!

Gabe gets Finlay out of the way again, but Ospreay lands on his feet, and then SUPERKICKS Gabe down! Fans cheer but Finlay DRIBBLES Ospreay off the apron! And then reels him in, but Ospreay fights the bomb! Ospreay gets Finlay up, POWERBOMB through the table!!! Fans are thunderous as Finlay tastes his own medicine! Ospreay leaves Finlay behind and the ring count starts. Finlay stirs in the wreckage, sits up slowly but is still down at 10 of 20. Finlay flounders, Gedo shouts at him to get up, but we hit 15! Finlay still flounders, stands at 18, and slides in at 19! COAST2COAST DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!!

Ospreay fires up, fans rally behind him, and he springboards, OSCU- NO, Finlay blocks to inverted suplex! Ospreay slips out, dodges, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! The War Dogs breathe easier, but Ospreay has Finlay in a drop zone! Ospreay goes up, LEAP OF FAITH but Finlay used the ref as a shield!! And now the War Dogs attack! Fans boo as Gabe & Coughlin stomp away on Ospreay! But Khan gets in to go after them! That’s still 2v1 and the War Dogs beat Khan down! Khan shields Ospreay, but COBB RETURNS! The War Dogs attack him, double whip, but he crisscrosses them into each other! DOUBLE SINGLE LEG PLEX!!

Fans are thunderous as Cobb & Khan regroup, and then clothesline the War Dogs up and out! We pass 15 minutes and Khan builds speed!? Cobb gives him a boost so he can FLY! Khan takes out the War Dogs!! The fans are electric as the Empire keeps the War Dogs down. But Finlay runs in at Ospreay! Ospreay gets around, to HOOK KICK! Ospreay aims from the corner, runs in, HIDDEN- SHILLELAGH!!! Finlay’s ace in the hole! Fans boo as Finlay calls for a ref. Sato runs in since Marty is still down. POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!?!? Ospreay survives all that and Finlay is foaming at the mouth!

Finlay drags Ospreay up, BANG and ROLLING ELBOW!! The kneepad comes down, Finlay slashes his throat, and brings Ospreay up! INTO- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Ospreay powers up, the fans are electric again, HIDDEN- BACKSLIDE! Roll through, INTO- Ospreay slips out! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Ospreay drags Finlay up, for STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, OSPREAY WINS!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Rebel tried trick he had, but he could not stop the Aerial Assassin from hitting the target! Will nothing stop Ospreay from adding the G1 Climax Championship to his treasures?

 

G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Sanada VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

The Cold Skull, the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, is walking in here with a spotless 7-0 record as the number one seed in the A Block! Meanwhile, the King of Darkness had to throw every trick in the book at Shingo Takagi just to get here. Will the deck be stacked against Sanada, too? Or will Sanada prove not Everything is Evil?

Surprisingly, there is no sneak attack, and then Evil dismisses Dick so this can truly be 1v1? Fans cheer this apparent show of respect and sportsmanship, but how long will it last? The bell rings and fans rally as the former tag partners circle. They feel things out, tie up, but Evil kicks low! Evil headlocks, grinds the hold, but Sanada fights up. Sanada endures as Evil thrashes the hold, and throws body shots. Sanada powers out but Evil runs him over! Fans applaud, and things keep moving. Sanada hurdles, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and dropkicks a leg! Evil stays up so Sanada DROPKICKS him down! Evil bails out, Sanada PLANCHAS!

Fans fire up and Sanada gets them to get louder. Fans chant for “SA-NA-DA! SA-NA-DA!” and he puts Evil back in the ring. Evil suddenly wants mercy. Then he waves to someone? Sanada turns around, but no one is coming, that itself is the trick! Evil kicks but Sanada blocks, and then he trips Evil! Evil knows what’s coming, and Sanada ties him up! Wait, NOW Dick is storming back out here! Sanada lets off Evil, and CLUBS him and throws him out! Eivl then CLAWS Sanada’s back, and RAMS him into the timekeeper! Abe-san goes down and Evil puts one out with Dick. Evil drags Sanada up and brings him into the crowd!

Fans move out of the way before Evil SMACKS Sanada off chairs! Evil then grabs a chair, folds it up, and JAMS Sanada with it! Fans rally for Sanada but Evil JAMS him again! And again! Evil CHOKES Sanada with the chair, Red Shoes reprimands, and Evil lets off. Evil goes back to the ring while fans boo, and then fans rally up for “SA-NA-DA!” Sanada rises and storms his way back to ringside as the count begins. Sanada takes his time as he has to catch his breath, but he’s in at 15. Evil throws him back out! And then BLASTS him off the apron, sending Sanada back into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san suffers again!

Fans boo as the Young Lions again have to help Abe-san pick himself up. Evil soaks up the heat from the fans, and eventually, the ring count returns. Sanada stirs at 4 of 20, sits up at 11, and stands at 14. Sanada rolls in at 15, Evil drags him back up! Evil whips him into the corner, and surprise, the blue buckle pad is gone! Sanada hits bare buckles and suffers the Bullet Club Special! Evil laughs but Red Shoes reprimands. Evil covers, but Red Shoes says no, too many shenanigans. Evil stomps Sanada, covers him, TWO! Evil is upset with Red Shoes but he stands on Sanada’s face. Evil steps off and then kicks him around.

Fans rally up but Evil drags Sanada up. Sanada CHOPS! Evil shouts in pain, so Sanada CHOPS again! And again! Evil knees low, whips, but Sanada stops from hitting bare buckles! Evil runs in, but is sent into bare buckles! And then Sanada DROPKICKS Evil down! Sanada kips up and fans fire up! Sanada drags Evil around, but Dick gets on the apron. Sanada CLUBS Dick and drags him in! Dick wants mercy but fans say no way! Sanada trips Dick up and ties him up in Paradise! Fans fire up, Evil runs in, but Sanada drop toeholds him into Dick! Dick falls out of Paradise, and Sanada hits a BIG back suplex on Evil! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally and Saanda keeps his cool. Sanada drags Evil up into the dragon sleeper! Evil fights, slips free, fireman’s carries, but Sanada slips off! Evil runs in, into a fireman’s carry! TKO! Cover, TWO! Sanada hurries up the corner! ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land out as Evil moves! Evil bails out and Sanada is annoyed. Sanada goes to the apron, then after Evil, but Evil hits low! Evil whips Sanada into railing, and then whips him into more railing! And then even more- NO, Sanada reverses! Only for Evil to reverse! Sanada hits railing yet again! Both men are down and fans rally up for Sanada.

Evil storms over to Sanada, drags him up, and puts him back in the ring. Evil steps through, but Sanada fights the Sharpshooter! Sanada throws hands and Evil staggers away. Evil kicks low, throws Sanada out, and now Dick RAMS Sanada into railing! Dick puts Sanada in, Evil steps through, SHARPSHOOTER! Sanada endures, even as Evil sits deep on the hold! Fans rally, Sanada fights forward, and he has the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer but Evil holds onto the hold! Red Shoes counts, Evil lets off at 4. Evil tells Red Shoes to check Sanada but he isn’t done yet. Evil storms over and drags Sanada up to a fireman’s carry!

Sanada pops free to the dragon sleeper! Evil throws hands, but Sanada holds on! He even shifts around to hold from the other side! Evil endures, but Sanada gives him a SKULL SWING! Dick gets on the apron again, so Sanada shoves Evil into him! Down goes Dick, and Sanada has the dragon sleeper again! But Evil snapmares free, only for the SHINING WIZARD to come back! Sanada then clinches, DEAD- NO, Evil shoves Sanada at Red Shoes! LOW BLOW!! EVERYTHING- NO, Sanada shoves Evil at Red Shoes! And then LOW BLOWS in return!! Fans cheer the turnabout being fair play!

Sanada O’Conner Rolls, and BRIDGES! But DICK drags Red Shoes out! And then he CLOBBERS Sanada! Fans boo but Dick has the SPOILER CHOKER!! Fans boo more as Sanada suffers! Dick then drags Sanada up, and feeds him to Evil, for them to MAGIC- NO, Sanada kicks Dick away, and hits MAGIC SCREW on Evil! SHINING WIZARD for Dick! SHINING WIZARD for Evil! Fans fire up and Sanada calls to Red Shoes. Red Shoes hobbles back in and fans fire up as Sanada drags Evil up. Scoop and SLAM, then Sanada goes up the corner. ROUNDING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO!!! Evil survives but Sanada is not deterred!

Sanada drags Evil up, clinches, DEAD- NO, Evil claws Sanada’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands but Sanada lets Evil go as we pass 15 minutes. Evil sits up first, and he goes to a corner. Evil runs in but Sanada dodges to DROPKICK! Sanada ROCKS Evil, ROLLING ELBOWS, then runs, but into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Evil is furious but he drags Sanada back up. EVERYTHING IS- NO, Sanada fights free to ENZIGURI! And SHINING WIZARD again! Sanada then hauls Evil up, clinches, but Evil sips free again! Clinch, EVERYTIHNG IS EVIL!!! Cover, EVIL WINS?!?!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

Impossible! Evil actually beats the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion?! Will the King of Darkness soon be the king of NJPW?

 

G1 Climax 33 Quarterfinals: Kazuchika Okada VS Zack Sabre Jr. w/ Kosei Fujita!

The Rainmaker wasn’t spotless but he was undeterred in making it here, as was the Front Man of TMDK. Okada is still chasing history and a Threepeat in the finals, will he take the next step here tonight? Or will he #JustTapOut?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. There are plenty of “ZAKKU! ZAKKU!” chants as he and Okada circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Okada manages to push ZSJ to ropes. ZSJ turns it around, has Okada’s arms in the ropes, but then lets off with pats to the shoulder. Okada storms up, puts ZSJ on the ropes this time, and then he lets off slowly. Okada swings, but ZSJ dodges to UPPERCUT! Okada kicks low, headlocks, but ZSJ powers out. They RAM shoulders and ZSJ eggs Okada on. Okada runs, RAMS ZSJ but ZSJ BOOTS! And BOOTS again! Fans fire up as ZSJ stands tall!

ZSJ snapmares Okada, KICKS him on the back, then KICKS him again! And again! Okada just scowls as he rises. ZSJ throws more kicks but Okada blocks to CLUB the leg then toss ZSJ out! Okada goes out to whip ZSJ hard into railing, and then immediately whips him into more railing! Fans rally, Okada brings ZSJ around to scoop. But ZSJ fights and slips free into No Man’s Land, to ROCK Okada! ZSJ gets Okada in a RAILING ASSISTED OCTOPUS! Red Shoes reprimands, ZSJ lets off quickly, and he makes some space before he drags Okada up. Okada fights the suplex, but ZSJ uses the railing for leverage!

Fans fire up as Okada continues to fight! Okada throws body shots, then has ZSJ on the railing, for a DRAPING DDT to the floor! Fans rally as Okada stands back up. Okada leaves ZSJ behind to go into the ring. Red Shoes checks and ZSJ is okay to continue, so the ring count starts. ZSJ sits up at 8, leans against railing, and hobbles his way back over to slide in at 13. Okada drags ZSJ up, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! ZSJ is hanging tough but Okada keeps his cool. Okada drags ZSJ up, bumps him off buckles, and ZSJ falls right over. We pass five minutes and Okada brings ZSJ up to ROCK him with a forearm.

ZSJ goes to the corner, and Okada ELBOWS him down! Okada digs his boots in and Red Shoes reprimands. Red Shoes counts, Okada lets off at 4. Okada paces, stalks ZSJ, and he brings ZSJ up to bump off more buckles. Okada ELBOWS ZSJ again and again and again! ZSJ flops out to the apron and fans rally up. Okada paces while ZSJ sits back up in the corner. Okada storms back up and brings him around. ZSJ UPPERCUTS back! Fans fire up but Okada knees low. Okada whips corner to corner, runs in, and FLYING BACK ELBOWS! Then kick and- NO, ZSJ WRINGS the arm to deny the DDT!

Fans rally as ZSJ drags Okada up. Okada knees low again, whips, but ZSJ blows past the boot to catch Okada to a COBRA TWIST! Okada moves around and blocks an arm, to then hip toss free! Okada brings ZSJ up, but ZSJ bridges to snapmare Okada down! NECK TWIST! And then a basement dropkick to the back! Fans rally up while both men are down. ZSJ rises, he drags Okada up, and he goes for the full nelson. Okada resists, so ZSJ spins him to a cravat! Okada endures the neck wrench, tries to break free but ZSJ avoids the clubbing arm to cravat again! Okada arm-drags free, then runs in at the corner, but ZSJ dodges!

ZSJ returns but Okada picks him up! Only for ZSJ to GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Okada endures, powers up and puts ZSJ on the top rope. ZSJ lets Okada go, and he BOOTS Okada away before Okada can dropkick! ZSJ then FLYING UPPERCUTS Okada down! Fans fire up and ZSJ gets a leg to drag Okada around. SPINNING TOEHOLD! ZSJ then wraps up the legs into a Butterfly Deathlock and he pushes on the knees! ZSJ then sits Okada up and has his arms, it’s almost A Long Way From Home! Okada endures as ZSJ twists the wrist and bends the fingers, then hammerlocks the arm! Red Shoes checks but Okada refuses to give up.

Okada gets his head free, but only for a moment before ZSJ drags him down into TESCO MEAL DEAL! Okada keeps fighting, ZSJ shifts around, and has a mounted armlock! They end up in the ropes, and ZSJ lets go. Fans rally as Okada crawls away. ZSJ stands, runs corner to corner, but Okada ELBOWS him away! ZSJ returns but Okada pops him up! Alabama Lift, but ZSJ uses that to have an INVERTED OCTOPUS! We pass 10 minutes as Okada reaches out. Fans rally, Okada powers up to hit the REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Both men are down and fans rally up. Okada stands, wrenches ZSJ, and puts on the MONEY CLIP!

ZSJ powers Okada back, but Okada sends ZSJ into the corner! Okada then puts ZSJ up top, but again ZSJ boots him away! ZSJ leaps, into the DROPKICK! Okada counters the counter and he drags ZSJ up with a wristlock. Okada short arm LARIATS, but he drags ZSJ back up! Short arm- NO, ZSJ ducks, waistlocks, but Okada throws elbows! ZSJ BOOTS, but Okada eggs him on! ZSJ BOOTS again, and again! Okada dodges the next, spins, but ZSJ gets under to GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives and fans fire up! ZSJ goes to a corner and watches Okada rise. ZSJ runs in but Okada blocks the kick!

ZSJ fires off forearms but Okada eggs him on! So ZSJ fires off forearm after forearm, but Okada gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Okada holds on, ripcords, but ZSJ ducks the lariat to run, into the DROPKICK! Okada scoops, ZSJ slips free to IRON OCTOPUS!! Okada endures but ZSJ drags him down, GROUND OCTOPUS! Okada endures, ZSJ shifts to keep him down, and then ZSJ grabs a leg! TRIPLE LOCK PENSION! Okada endures again, ZSJ has both legs now, and he turns things over to have the deathlock. ZSJ wants the arms, Okada resists, so ZSJ shifts to get just the arms, RINGS OF SATURN!

Okada endures, ZSJ shifts, omoplata into ARMBAR!! Okada scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go in frustration while fans cheer. We hit 15 minutes but ZSJ seems to be hitting his stride. ZSJ drags Okada up, but Okada fights the scoop! Okada CLUBS ZSJ, ZSJ gut wrenches, but Okada fights again! Okada CLUBS ZSJ, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Okada staggers, ZSJ storms up but Okada fires forearms. ZSJ UPPERCUTS Okada again! Fans rally, ZSJ brings Okada around but Okada fires forearms. ZSJ just UPPERCUTS again! Fans fire up and ZSJ brings Okada up to UPPERCUT again! Okada falls and ZSJ fires up!

ZSJ stands Okada up to UPPERCUT again and again! ZSJ runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada scoops, LANDSLIDE! Fans fire up with Okada and he ripcords, but ZSJ ducks the lariat, but Okada scoops! ZSJ slips free and spins Okada, to scoop and SABRE DRIVER!! ZSJ can’t make the cover! Fans fires up as both men are down again! ZSJ stirs, fans rally, and ZSJ sits up. ZSJ crawls over to Okada, sits up him, and ROCKS him with a forearm! Okada ROCKS ZSJ back! ZSJ ROCKS Okada again! Okada ROCKS ZSJ again! They go forehead to forehead, and then throw forearm after forearm, faster and faster and faster!

Fans fire up as the two stand, and then ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Okada UPPERCUTS! ZSJ takes a moment, comes back, and UPPERCUTS again! Fans rally up, ZSJ SLAPS Okada on the back! Okada UPPERCUTS, ZSJ UPPERCUTS, repeat! Fans fire up as ZSJ gets the edge, but Okada backslides! Roll through, ZSJ LARIATS OKADA!! ZSJ drags Okada up and fans fire up, but Okada ducks the lariat to Alabama Lift! Back drop, sit down! TWO, and ZSJ sunset flips! TWO, and Okada jackknifes, but ZSJ blocks it!! TWO!!! Even Okada is surprised he escaped! We hit 20 minutes, and Okada SHOTGUNS! But ZSJ rolls through to PENALTY KICK! Cover, ONE?!?

Okada is up, ZSJ keeps moving, but Okada DROPKICKS again! But ZSJ is up!? ZSJ staggers around, he may be moving more on instinct! ZSJ SLAPS, Okada SLAPS, repeat! Fans fire up for the SLAP fight! ZSJ SLAPS and SLAPS, but Okada SLAPS and SLAPS and SLAPS and SLAPS! ZSJ swings, Okada dodges, DISCUS LARIAT!! Fans fire up, Okada ripcords, but ZSJ ducks again, IRON OCTOPUS!!! Okada is caught as ZSJ bends his arm and twists the wrist! Okada endures, powers out, gut wrench and EMERALD FLOWSION!! And then ripcord, RAINMAKER!!! Cover, Okada wins!!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Front Man could not outlast the rain, and he has been washed away! Will ZSJ ever add a G1 trophy to his accolades?

As for Okada, he gets the mic to say the support was hot again today, and he thanks the fans for that. Okada also thanks Zack for the match. Okada takes a second to catch his breath and he says that this match went past 20 minutes, and if this was the round robin, it’d be a draw. The people here got to see something they couldn’t over the last month. The G1 Climax is the best, isn’t it? Fans cheer that! Okada says he has two more matches to get his Threepeat. Ospreay, Naito, no matter who comes out of that, Okada will win to get that history third consecutive G1 Climax win. Okada again has to take a breath and fans rally up.

Okada continues to thank the fans, and says this heat will continue! He will return their support in spades, this hot Summer is gonna continue for two more nights! Okada vows he’ll be back here as the G1 Climax winner! And at that time, he’ll MAKE IT RAIN! Fans are ready, will Okada go from Rainmaker to history maker?


My Thoughts:

Awesome quarterfinal round for the G1 Climax, and with a bit of a shocker in Evil beating Sanada. At the same time, so much cheating, and also Sanada didn’t need to win the G1 with him as THE world champion. Evil promised to beat Sanada, and though he cheated, he did what he said. Naito VS Hikuleo was a great match, but I figured Naito would win that. As I said before this, Hikuleo is doing great and will definitely get up to the next level on the card, maybe going for the NEVER Openweight Championship or something like that.

Ospreay VS Finlay was awesome stuff, especially with how they booked the overbooking of Bullet Club and United Empire getting involved. Ospreay winning was the right move, and Naito VS Ospreay is going to be awesome next round. And of course, awesome main event from ZSJ VS Okada. I like that we already got a match that pushed past 20 minutes now that there’s no time limit. You could tell it really did take a toll on Okada, but he powered through to give his closing promo. Pretty sure he overlooked Evil there, and I’m thinking Evil’s gonna do what he can to make him pay for that. But between the two, I’d rather see Okada get to the finals. Whether or not he’s going to get that threepeat, him being close to it is the perfect underline for that match.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/17/25)

Semifinal Number Two!

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One step away from the Cup!

David Finlay awaits in the New Japan Cup finals, and will either face Shota Umino or Shingo Takagi! Can the Roughneck slay the Rampaging Dragon?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Katsuya Murashima VS Satoshi Kojima & Yuji Nagata; Kojima & Nagata win.
  • 10 Man Tag: The United Empire VS El Phantasmo, Jado, Toru Yano, Boltin Oleg & Daiki Nagai; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Hontai VS TMDK; TMDK wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Just4Guys VS Bullet Club War Dogs; War Dogs win.
  • Six Man Tag: Bullet Club War Dogs VS House of Torture; Double Count-Out Draw.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS House of Torture; House of Torture wins.
  • 2025 New Japan Cup Semifinal: Shota Umino VS Shingo Takagi; Shota wins and advances to the finals.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS House of Torture!

Yota Tsuji was cheated out of the New Japan Cup by the King of Darkness, but that’s no surprise. However, that means Evil has a golden ticket to the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship. Will Dick Togo & Yujiro Takahashi help Darkness Fall? Or can Testuya Naito & Bushi help Yota keep everything tranquilo?

Even now, Naito takes his time with his elaborate entrance attire. Eventually, the pants are put aside, and Naito is wearing the new Tendedero merch shirt. LIJ fist bumps, but The House attacks! The fans boo but the bell rings so this is on record. Evil has Yota on the outside and he CLAWS Yota’s eyes! Yujiro CHOKES Naito, Dick bumps Bushi off buckles, and then Yujiro TOSSES Naito! Dick CHOKES Bushi now, then he and Yujiro double whip. Dick runs corner to corner but Bushi dodges! Bushi BOOTS Yujiro, then headlocks Dick! BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! The fans fire up and Bushi hurries to tag Naito.

Naito stomps Yujiro, Bushi joins in, and Evil protests. Evil runs in, but into an atomic drop! Evil staggers away to a corner, Naito & Bushi whip Yujiro into him! Evil falls, Naito kicks Yujiro, and holds him in place, for the NECKBREAKER! Naito poses and the fans cheer. Naito then covers, TWO! Tokyo Pimp is tougher than that, but Naito drags Yujiro up to cravat. Yujiro endures the neck wrench, Naito CLUBS him then whips. Yujiro reverses and Dick gets a cheap shot in! Yujiro runs, but Bushi gets as cheap shot in! Naito runs but Evil trips him up! Dick BLASTS Bushi, Yujiro BLASTS Yota, and Evil drags Naito out.

Evil RAMS Naito into the timekeeper! Abe-san again suffers at the hands of Evil! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Evil drags Naito up. Evil pushes Naito into the ring, then he and Dick loosen the blue buckle pad. Yujiro covers Naito, TWO! Yujiro drags Naito up while the fans rally, but Yujiro snapmares to drop a leg! And he drops another leg! And another leg! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer, but Yujiro taunts LIJ. Yujiro drags Naito up, bumps him off Evil’s boot, and then he tags Evil in. Evil CLAWS Naito’s eyes then stomps away on the legs! The ref reprimands, Evil drags Naito out, and then Evil stomps the leg more!

Evil drops an ELBOW on the knee! Evil pulls on the leg in a toehold, then traps the leg in a leg scissors! Yota runs in and stomps Evil, but Dick TOSSES Yota back out! Evil pulls on the leg, almost has an ankle lock, but Naito has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Evil lets go, and he tags in Dick. They split the wishbone on Naito! The fans rally for Naito but Dick throws down fists. Cover, TWO! Naito is tougher than that and the fans continue to rally. Dick is annoyed, but Naito fires body shots on him! Dick CLAWS Naito’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Dick whips. Naito reverses and ELBOWS Dick, to then arm-drag him!

Naito dropkicks Dick’s legs out! The fans rally, Dick and Naito crawl, hot tag to Yota! The fans fire up as Yota CLOBBERS Dick, then BLASTS the House! But Dick CLAWS Yota’s eyes! Yota runs, but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up and Yota runs corner to corner, to SPLASH! Yota scoops and SLAMS to then run and BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up with Yota as he paces around. Yota drags Dick up, suplexes, but Dick fights that! Dick wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, then punches Yota! Tag to Evil and they mug Yota! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Dick & Evil stand Yota up.

Dick & Evil double whip to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE Yota down! Cover, TWO! Yota is tougher than that and the fans rally up, but Evil tells them to shut up. Evil drags Yota to his feet, talks more trash on the fans, but the fans give that back. Evil “puts one out” on Yota, then fireman’s carries! Yota slips free to ROCK Evil! The fans fire up with Yota, he runs, but Evil goes the other way! But Yota catches the pounce into a clinch! BACKBREAKER, FLATLINER, and STOMP! The Gene Combination hits and the fans fire up! Evil sputters, Yota rolls and tags in Bushi. Bushi runs up to dropkick Evil’s legs out! Then Bushi BLASTS Dick!

Yujiro kicks Bushi, whips him to ropes, but Bushi reverses to dropkick the legs out! Evil is back but Bushi DECKS him! Bushi then builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Evil is sent into railing! The fans fire up, Bushi puts Evil back in, and Bushi aims from a corner. Bushi runs corner to corner to ELBOW Evil, then he puts a leg in the ropes to DROPKICK it! Bushi brings Evil out and has the leg, but Evil pulls on the mask! Bushi breaks free, kicks, but Evil blocks, hands it to the ref, and mule kicks Bushi down! Dick & Yujiro BLAST Naito & Yota off the apron! They then double whip Bushi to a corner! Dick ELBOWS Bushi! Yujiro BOOTS! Evil LARIATS!

Dick goes up, Evil & Yujiro hold Bushi open, and the ref reprimands! No one to distract him this time! But then Evil just grabs the ref and turns him around! The ref can’t get free, Bushi suffers the DICK CHOP! Cover, TWO!! Bushi survives and the fans fire up! Evil is stunned but he brushes that off. Evil paces around Bushi, slashes his throat, and vows to end this! Evil drags Bushi up, spins him, EVERY- NO, Naito gets in to kick Evil down! Yujiro is in, Evil distracts the ref, and Yujiro blocks a kick to LOW BLOW Naito!! The fans boo, but Yota runs up! Yujiro blocks his kick, and trips him up, to FALLING HEADBUTT LOW BLOW!!

The fans boo but Evil still holds onto the ref. Bushi stands, Evil shoves the ref at him! Bushi pushes the ref aside, and he blocks the low blow! But Dick LOW BLOWS from the other side! Evil & Dick get Bushi up, for MAGIC KILLER!! Cover, the House of Torture wins!!

Winners: House of Torture, by pinfall

But they’re not done, as they beat up on Yota now! They snatch the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship from him, and Evil holds it up. The fans boo, but Evil takes aim at Yota! But Yota LOW BLOWS Dick! And he dodges Evil’s attack to then pop-up LOW BLOW! Yujiro has his pimp cane! Yota blocks that, takes the cane, and LOW BLOWS Yujiro with it! The fans fire up behind Yota as he takes his belt back. Yota holds it up to show that not everything is Evil! Will the Gene Blast stop the House of Torture from having more gold?

 

2025 New Japan Cup Semifinal: Shota Umino VS Shingo Takagi!

The Paradigm Shift has certainly taken a turn after The Roughneck gave up his fiery red locks. Shota has changed up his style in the ring to match his new look, but will this Second Chapter lead to the Cup? Or will this young hero fail to slay the Rampaging Dragon?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. They’re strongly behind “TA-KA-GI! TA-KA-GI!” but Shota doesn’t let that bother him. Shota and Takagi slowly step forward, feel things out, then clinch. Takagi waistlocks but Shota turns around to facelock. Takagi wrenches out and has a wristlock, but Shota rolls, wrenches back, and then hammerlocks. Takagi reaches back to headlock and he hits the takeover, but Shota headscissors. Takagi kips free and the fans cheer the standoff. The two reset and feel things out again. They knuckle lock, then go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength! Shota has the leverage but Takagi powers up.

Takagi breaks a grip, wrenches, headlocks, and he grinds the hold. The fans rally up while Shota endures. Shota pries at the headlock but Takagi keeps it on tight. Shota powers up and out the back, then headlocks in return. Takagi endures the grind now, and he powers up and out! They RAM shoulders, Shota keeps going to RAM Takagi! Takagi rebounds to RAM Shota, but Shota stands his ground! Shota fires a forearm, Takagi fires a DOUBLE CHOP! Takagi whips, but Shota reverses to scoop, HOTSHOT, and then he RUNS Takagi over! The fans fire up while Takagi bails out. Shota waits on Takagi, and the fans rally up again.

Takagi takes his time stepping back inside, and he resets with Shota. They knuckle lock, but then Shota shoots in and trips Takagi up. Shota stomps that leg, then he SMASHES the knee off the mat! Shota stalks Takagi to a corner, then puts the leg around ropes. The fans rally, Red Shoes reprimands, but Shota pulls on the leg. Shota then brings Takagi out to trip him, and Shota stomps away on the leg. Shota drops an ELBOW on the knee, and pulls on the toehold! Takagi endures, works his way back, and has the ROPEBREAK! Shota lets go, but then he drops a knee on the knee! Red Shoes reprimands but Shota stomps Takagi’s leg again.

Shota drags Takagi up, facelocks and turns him, but Takagi elbows free! Takagi runs in at the corner but Shota BOOTS him! Shota runs, but Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! YUKON feint and DDT! Shota staggers around while the fans fire up, and Takagi LARIATS Shota up and out! Shota staggers into railing then slumps down. The fans rally behind Takagi while he shakes out the bad leg. Takagi goes out to fetch Shota, and he drags Shota back up. Takagi RAMS Shota into the apron, then RAMS him in again! Takagi whips Shota hard into railing and Shota slumps down! Red Shoes wants Takagi to get this back in the ring, so Takagi rolls in.

The fans applaud and the ring count begins. Shota is still down at 5 of 20, sits up at 8, and he rises up at 10. Shota stands at 13 and hobbles his way over. Shota rolls in at 15, but Takagi stands on him! Red Shoes reprimands but Takagi marches in place before he steps off. Takagi KICKS Shota in the back, then drags him up to whip. Takagi KNEES Shota at the ropes, then runs to CLOBBER Shota! The fans fire up and Takagi flexes. Takagi drags Shota up, reels him in and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Shota is tougher than that, but Takagi looks to the camera. Then he wags his finger, it’s not time yet.

Takagi clamps onto Shota with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Shota endures, so Takagi sits him up and shifts around to also trap an arm. Shota endures being twisted and turned, and he kicks his way forward to the ROPEBREAK! The fans applaud, and Takagi lets go, only to BELL CLAP! Red Shoes reprimands but Takagi brings Shota around to SENTON! The fans cheer more and Takagi stands back up. Takagi looms over Shota, kicks him around, but Shota just gets mad. Shota glares at Takagi so Takagi eggs him on. Shota stands to fire a forearm! Takagi shakes his head, so Shota fires another forearm! And another!

Takagi wobbles a bit and Shota fires a flurry! But then Takagi blocks one to wrench and knuckle lock! Takagi goes up the ropes!? The fans fire up, but Shota breaks free! Takagi gives thumbs down, and the fans boo, but Takagi HIP ATTACKS Shota down! Takagi rallies the fans behind him, then reels Shota in. But Shota BACKDROPS free! Takagi gets up fast, but Shota dropkicks the legs! Shota turns Takagi for a NECKBREAKER! Shota snarls, goes to a corner, and the fans rally again. Takagi stands, Shota runs corner to corner and UPPERCUTS! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Shota stays clam.

Shota drags Takagi up and reels him in, but Takagi fights the lift! Shota CLUBS Takagi, whips him to a corner, then runs up, but he blocks a boot! KNEE JAMMER, and then a SHIN BREAKER! Shota turns Takagi over for the STF! The fans rally as Takagi endures and Shota pulls on the hold! Takagi reaches out, crawls his way over, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Shota lets go in frustration. Shota stands Takagi back up to reel him back in, but again Takagi fights the lift! Shota KNEES Takagi again and again, then tries again. Takagi still fights that lift! Takagi CLUBS at the legs, but Shota CLUBS away on Takagi’s back!

Shota UPPERCUTS into a spin! Takagi suplexes, Shota fights it, so Takagi hits a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Both men are down and the fans rally back up. Shota crawls away to a corner while Takagi slaps his leg into working. Takagi watches Shota stand, then he runs in. Takagi blocks a boot, CLUBS the leg, and he LARIATS Shota down! The fans fire up and Takagi gets them even more fired up. Takagi stands Shota up, but Shota fires forearms! Takagi SHOVES Shota down, but Shota is right up to fire more forearms! Takagi THROWS Shota down, but Shota’s right up to fire forearms! Takagi YUKON LARIATS outta nowhere!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Takagi rises and grabs at Shota but Shota shakes him off. Takagi still tries to stand Shota up but Shota kicks him now! So Takagi short arm LARIATS Shota down! And he short arm LARIATS again! Then a scoop for a SLAM, and Takagi goes up! YUKON ELBOW DROP! Takagi hauls Shota up, and hits a POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Into an STF! Takagi gives Shota a taste of his own medicine! Shota endures, the fans rally, and then Takagi shifts to Just Facelock! Shota still endures, then fights around and reaches out. Takagi shifts to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Shota still endures!

Shota reaches out but Takagi pulls on that arm! The fans rally, Takagi puts as much as he can into the Fujiwara, but Shota fights and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The fans applaud while Takagi lets off, and he throws some elbows down for good measure. Takagi then brings Shota up, puts him on the top rope, and he fires ridge hand chops! Takagi climbs up, goes to the very top, and hits a SUPER DUPER PLEX! The fans fire up and Shota writhes! Takagi covers, TWO!! Shota survives and the fans fire up again. Takagi finally says, “TOKI GA KITA!” The fans fire up as the time has finally come! They then join in with “OI! OI! OI!”

Takagi stalks Shota, brings him up, and pump handles, only for Shota to fight the lift! Shota slips free, half nelsons, but Takagi elbows free! Shota UPPERCUTS, then UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Shota winds up and runs, but Takagi follows to LARIAT at the ropes! Takagi keeps moving, Shota gets around to SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! But Takagi’s right up to SNAP GERMAN! Shota’s right up, ducks a lariat, and he SNAP GERMANS! Shota roars, runs up, but into a PUMPING BOMBER!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Takagi and Shota go to opposite ends, and the fans rally up.

Takagi goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Shota is in the other corner. The fans rally harder, and they both run in! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither man falls! So they DOUBLE LARIAT again! Both stay up, Takagi SWATS a lariat to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Then he whips Shota, but Shota reverses to TORNADO DDT! Takagi’s right up!? But Shota LARIATS him back down!! Shota also falls and the fans rally back up! Takagi and Shota stir, and Shota crawls his way over to Takagi. The “SHOTA! SHOTA!” fans are showing up now, and he reels Takagi in, for a POWERBOMB!! High stack cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up again and Shota fires himself up. Takagi slowly rises up, Shota runs, but Takagi swats the lariat! ELBOW! JAB! YUKON- SHOTGUN! But Takagi’s up to PUMPING BOMBER again!! Both men are down again as we hit 20 minutes! Takagi pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and Takagi crawls over to Shota. The dueling is starting to sound even, and Takagi brings Shota up. Shota fires boxing elbows, then a ROLLING- NO, Takagi catches him! Pump handle, MADE IN JAPAN! Cover, TWO!! Takagi shouts out Milano Collection AT with how he tucks Shota’s arms! TAKAGI DRIVER 98!! Cover, TWO!!

Shota survives but Takagi keeps moving, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans fire up as Takagi gets going again, and he PUMPING BOMBERS!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Shota survives and shocks everyone! Takagi thinks on what he must do now, and he brings Shota back up. The fans rally, Takagi pump handles and torture racks! But Shota kicks and flails to get free! Shota LARIATS, but Takagi stays up while Shota drops to his knees! Takagi shakes his head, brings Shota up again, but Shota ENZIGIRIS! Takagi goes to a corner, Shota fires forearms and an elbow, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Takagi stays up to ELBOW! JAB! And whip!

Shota reverses, and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up, Shota brings Takagi to his feet for the fisherman and SECOND- NO, Takagi fights that to scoop Shota! LANDSLIDE DRIVER!! The fans rally up again and Takagi watches Shota rise. Takagi runs, Shota dodges, but then Takagi dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS!! Shota falls on the cover, ONE?!?! Shota gest going again, SHOTA BOMBER!! Cover, TWO!!! Takagi will not be beat at his own game and the fans fire up! Shota goes to a corner as the fans are dueling, and Shota BUSAIKU KNEES! Then he hooks the leg, SECOND CHAPTER!!! Cover, SHOTA WINS!!

Winner: Shota Umino, by pinfall (advances to the finals)

The Rampaging Dragon has been slain! Perhaps if this was the Shota from before New Beginning, the story would be different, but the Second Chapter writes Takagi out of the tournament. Will Takagi battle his way to the top from a different path?

As for Shota, he decides not to say anything, and exits the ring. But wait! David Finlay & Gedo make their way out here! Gedo grabs the mic to ask, “Oi, kid, where’d you go? Get back out yere, you punk! Get back here, kid!” Shota responds to that taunting and makes his way back out. Gedo tells Shota, “I don’t know what’s going on in your head, but do you realize who you’re facing in the finals? The Savage King, David Finlay! He’s crazy strong, kid! Tougher than you can imagine! Whatever it took for you tog et here, in an instant, it’ll be destroyed! Get over here, ya punk! Get over here! I wanna know how much you want this!”

“You want to come in here, say your piece? Just try!” Gedo drops the mic for Shota, and then Shota stares Finlay down. Shota picks the mic up, and he tells Finlay, “I promise I will beat you.” Finlay likes the sound of that. These two stare down, and we are just days away from them battling for it all! Who will be the 2025 New Japan Cup Champion, and the man aimed squarely at the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship?


My Thoughts:

Another great night for New Japan Cup, but with as much filler as yesterday’s event. The War Dogs sure have their hands in many things, as does the House of Torture with how Evil is building to a title match with Yota Tsuji. The War Dogs and House of Torture going to Double Count-Out Draw again was a good move, it keeps both sides equal as we wait for them to do whatever huge faction warfare match they’re planning. As for Yota VS Evil, hard to say at this point as House of Torture won the match but then Yota stood tall after that scrap. It’d be really weird if Evil gets that title off Yota just to be a transitional champion to Finlay so that Finlay can get “his” title back.

Shota VS Shingo was a great match, but the crowd really took a second to get into it. There still seems to be a number of fans who are uncertain on Shota so they didn’t feel like cheering right away, but Shota got them on his side as things heated up. Shota winning makes sense, he’s got this new attitude and so that’s part of the push. I hope he changes his aesthetic enough once we get to the finals on March 20th. Take those all white paints, airbrush something on them that helps represent what “Second Chapter” Shota is about, or even just go with a solid color like red or blue to indicate the change visually. As for who wins, that is anyone’s guess, as Finlay will have to circle back to the Bullet Club Civil War at some point.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (3/17/25)

Brussels is Raw!

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Adrenaline in Brussels, every thought out of control!

Cody Rhodes has called him out and now it’s the moment of truth: Will John Cena return to Monday Night Raw live from Brussels, Belgium?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Holds Barred: PENTA VS Ludwig Kaiser; Penta wins.
  • Dakota Kai VS Ivy Nile; Dakota wins.
  • Jey Uso VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller; Jey wins.
  • The Creed Brothers VS Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee; Rey & Lee win.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Finn Balor; Bron wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

JOHN CENA IS HERE!

Brussels erupts with booing as the traitorous GOAT makes his way out. He’s wearing the custom Belgium merchandise, but not even that is enough to appease the fans, and they still sing, “John Cena SUCKS~!” Cena grabs the mic and paces around while the fans boo and give thumbs down. The dueling does begin, “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” and Cena just stands there to let it play out. Then he drops the mic and turns to leave, but that makes everyone boo! Cena picks up the mic, fans chant, “You Sold Out!” so Cena drops the mic again. The fans boo, so Cena picks the mic back up.

Cena finally speaks, “When someone is properly grounded in life… They shouldn’t have to look outside themselves for approval.” Fans chant and sing at Cena some more, but Cena says they are making this so easy for him. “For 25 years, I’ve been the victim, okay? I have been the victim of an abusive relationship. No, no, no, you have lost your time to talk!” The fans say, “You Sold Out!” Cena says fine, take the floor. But what do they do with it? They just abuse and bully him into being their damn puppet, and expect him to do it with a smile on his face! NO MORE! The fans tell Cena off, and he lets them say it. “So very classy. Thank you.”

“Look, I am not a ‘baby face,’ I am not a ‘heel.’ I’m a human being. And each and every one of you has been AWFUL to me! Go ahead, go ahead! You’ve been awful!” The fans boo more, but Cena says it has been the same damn noise for 25 YEARS! When he first got here, the fans let him know really loud that they hated him. Moments of embarrassment and shame, they let him know he wasn’t worthy of them. So he changed himself, and it worked for a second, but then it wasn’t enough! So what’d he do? He worked hard like always, he started to win and win and win and win, and win and win and win and win!

But oh, he won a lot, and fans hated it! It wasn’t enough! So what’d Cena do? He spent 10 YEARS giving away everything he possibly could, and it still wasn’t enough! The fans tell Cena to STFU, but he just smirks and shakes his head. In his final moments, what’s the only thing he can do? He can walk away. Wow, and now you cheer. But he announced his retirement in a move no one has done before. He really is walking away at the end of this year. He tried one last time to get along with the fans. He tried one last time to do something nice, but they ruined it! Just like they ruin everything!

Because just like right here tonight, it was great for two seconds, and then it wasn’t enough! The fans sing “Hey Hey Hey~, Goodbye~!” Cena says, “Each one of these idiots is proving my point with every breath. My point is, no matter what I do, it is never enough, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. All you ever do is take. You take, you take, and you take! And you only care about yourselves! I put my values on the line to make a very important choice in my life, and all you could think is, ‘What do we get?’ My story changed! ‘What do we get? John Cena’s coming to my town! What do we get? This is trending! What do we get?’

“Not one of you SOBs asked me how I feel. No one! It’s just ‘What do we get? What do we get?’ YOU GET NOTHING! You get what you have earned, and what you have earned is NOTHING! You don’t get a new look, because you dress like me, I don’t dress like you idiots! You don’t get new music! That is MY voice on that song, and your time is finally up! And my time is finally now! The only thing you get is to take a long look in the mirror to see how awful each and every one of you has been for 25 years to me!” The fans still boo, and even shift to, “We Want Cody!” Oh, they want Cody? OH~, of course! The brand new, shiny toy! Because they’re about to put this one out to pasture.

Like he said, they’re just proving his point that they’re awful people. And that’s every single person here! No one is safe, no one can hide, especially those he can pick out in the crowd. This guy, that guy in the front row, and that other guy. Yes, he sees them. The “Let’s Go Cena” people. They’re the ones who support Cena. The dueling begins again, and Cena says, “You hear that, world? The Cena Sucks Jagoffs, they have already proved themselves awful people. I’m about ot tell you why the Let’s Go Cena people are just as awful. You claim to support me? What have you ever done? What have you, you, you, what have you ever done to support me, huh?!

“What have you ever done for me? All you ever do is steal from me! You steal! You steal my personal moments! You steal my time! You have made me your freakin’ toy! I am an object to you! You have made me the butt to a stupid ‘invisible’ joke for 15 years, and you still think it’s funny! It is NOT funny! It is pathetic! You are pathetic.” Fans tell Cena off again, but Cena says they don’t wanna hear this, huh? Not ready to hear this? Not ready to lean into the uncomfortable conversation. The truth is, the fans don’t wear his merch to support him. They wear it to feel good. They wear words like Hustle, Loyalty, Respect, but Cena LIVES them.

The fans think they can buy the words “Never Give Up?” Cena is the definition of perseverance, and everyone here knows it! “You do not support me. What you do is you use me as an excuse for your pathetic failure of a life. Because all you’ve ever done there for 25 years is sit on your ass and watch me be great! NO MORE! This, everybody, including that one kid right there, is a toxic, dysfunctional relationship! Oh, you don’t wanna hear it, huh? It’s too tough for ya? Well listen to this. I’m breaking up with you. I’m done. I’m breaking up with every single person. Whether you like me or you don’t, you’re dumped.

“I don’t need you anymore. I don’t care about you. And you don’t matter to me. And here’s the thing. There’s no noise you can make, there is nothing you can do, because you know I’m right and you know you are wrong!” WAIT! Here comes Cody! Brussels erupts with cheers this time, and they sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, continues down the ramp and high-fives fans, and Cena just waits on Cody. We get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and more pyro as Cody throws off his jacket and steps into the ring with Cena. Cody raises the Undisputed WWE Championship, the fans cheer, and then Cody gets himself a mic.

The fans cheer as the song dies down and Cena scowls. The fans sing, “CODY! CODY RHOOODES~! CODY, CODY RHOOODES~!” Cody lifts the belt again and the fans cheer more. Cody then finally says, “I think everybody was willing to hear you out, even myself. If I understood correctly from what you just said, they’ve given you their worst. Sure, they might’ve given you their worst. But they’ve also given you their best for 25 years, and they did that because you were special. They did that because you were special. They did that because you could take it. They did that because you could carry it!” The fans cheer that.

Cena says, “Look, kid,” but Cody tells him, “ENOUGH! And it’s certainly not ‘kid.’ It’s champion!” The fans cheer that, too! And Cody wants to ask Cena something. “Who the hell are you? Where’s the guy on this shirt? Right here! Even after what you did, I was excited at the prospect of going week to week, face to face, with John Cena. And instead, I got this. Well this better not show up at WrestleMania. Because if it does, I run it over, I run it out, because I already took its best shot and it wasn’t good enough, I retire it early! So go find John Cena, because I wanna wrestle him at WrestleMania 41, not this whiny b*tch!”

Cody drops his mic and leaves the ring, the fans all fired up! Cody gives Cena one last look before he makes his way back up the ramp. The fans sing for “CODY! CODY RHOOODES~!” again, and he again lifts the belt. Cena is still in the ring, so the fans boo. Cena drops his mic, exits the ring, and the fans again sing “Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye~!” Cena gives them one last look before he goes backstage. Will this Cena be all we get from now until the end of 2025?

 

No Holds Barred: PENTA VS Ludwig Kaiser!

After going back and forth, and even adding Pete Dunne to the mix, the Man with No Fear and the Impeccable German have it out with nothing holding them back! Will Penta show Kaiser what #CeroMiedo looks like when it is fully unleashed? Or will Kaiser say NEIN to another loss?

Raw returns and Penta makes his entrance. The fans fire up with the pyro, and “CERO! MIEDO!” The fans even sing, “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~! CEROOO~, MIEDOOO~!” The bell rings and Penta eggs Kaiser on. Kaiser is annoyed with the fans, but then he and Penta start throwing hands! Kaiser gets the edge, but Penta avoids the lariat to CHOP Kaiser down! Kaiser staggers, Penta runs up, and Penta LARIATS Kaiser up and out! Then Penta slides out, runs up, but Kaiser THROWS him into the timekeeper’s area! The fans boo, but Penta gets up on the barriers! Penta tightrope walks his way to FLYING RANA Kaiser into the apron!

The fans fire up with Penta and he pursues, but Kaiser bails out. Kaiser grabs chairs, puts them in the ring, but Penta runs up to DROPKICK Kaiser down! Penta then builds speed and he FLIES! Direct hit, the fans fire up, but then the fans cheer as Penta clears the commentary desk! Penta puts Kaiser up there, CHOPS him, but Kaiser CHOPS back! They CHOPS go back and forth, the fans cheer and boo. Penta fires off a flurry, but Kaiser CLAWS Penta’s face! Then KAISER ROLL on the desk! The fans lose their minds while Kaiser stands tall, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns, Kaiser has Penta up top, and he CLAWS at the mask! But Penta fights Kaiser off! The fans fire up as Kaiser staggers, and Penta CROSSBODIES! Kaiser staggers up, Penta dodges and KICKS Kaiser in the leg! Then SLING-DOG! Kaiser flounders to a corner, Penta whips, but Kaiser reverses. Penta goes up and over to BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Penta rises. Penta aims from a corner, calls his shot, and runs up, but into a GAMANGIRI! Kaiser fireman’s carries, KAISER ROLL again, then cover! TWO! Penta survives, but Kaiser kicks him out of the ring. Kaiser UPPERCUTS Penta, then RAMS him into steel steps!

The fans boo, Kaiser leaves Penta behind, but only to go out the side. Kaiser gets running, wanting his favorite shot! But Penta BACKDROPS Kaiser onto the desk! The fans are thunderous as Kaiser writhes! Penta has the fans singing again, and he brings Kaiser off the desk to put in the ring. Penta stalks Kaiser, but Kaiser SMACKS Penta! The fans chant, “We Want Tables!” but Penta CHOPS! Kaiser fires a haymaker, Penta fires back, and the two stand. Kaiser ROCKS Penta, but Penta ROCKS Kaiser! The haymakers keep going, then Penta trades CHOPS with Kaiser’s haymakers! Penta fires a flurry of forearms, then says “CERO! MIEDO!”

Penta runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Kaiser SLAMS him down! BLINDSIDE SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Penta survives but Kaiser stalks him to ropes. Kaiser tells Penta to listen to him! Penta will fear KAISER! Kaiser will teach Penta what it means to fear! Kaiser CLUBS Penta down, the fans sing for Penta, but Kaiser grabs a chair. Kaiser dares Penta to get up, and then he SMACKS Penta on the back! Penta scrambles to a corner but Kaiser grins as he storms up. Kaiser CHOKES Penta with the chair and shouts, “Are you scared? Say it!” Kaiser wants Penta to admit he’s afraid, but Penta just powers up! The fans fire up as Penta pushes Kaiser back! “CERO! MIEDO!”

Kaiser drags Penta up, clinches, but Penta WRINGS that arm, then has the other! THE SACRIFICE!! Kaiser writhes, clutches that elbow, but now Penta has the chair! Penta winds up but Kaiser wants mercy! Penta shakes his head but Kaiser says he gives up?! Kaiser says Penta wins? Penta isn’t sure about that, but then Kaiser CLAWS Penta’s eyes! Kaiser has th echair, but Penta SUPERKICKS the chair into Kaiser! Then he SMACKS Kaiser! Then he gives the chair back to SUPERKICK it into Kaiser again! Penta goes up, Kaiser staggers around, and Penta reels him in, FLYING MEXICAN DESTROYER on the chair!!

The fans are losing their minds, but Penta then hits a PENTA DRIVER!! Cover, Penta wins!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall

Brussels gives this brutal opener a standing ovation! Will Penta now leave Kaiser in the past to go for bigger and better prizes? Cathy Kelley interviews Penta on the ramp and congratulates him on the win. That was a definitive end to that match, and we’re on the Road to WrestleMania. What is next for Penta? Penta says first off all, THANK YOU, BRUSSELS! They are amazing, he loves ’em! But the Penta New Era is here! It is alive in Europe, but also in every continent in the world! What is next for Penta? Listen: THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

Penta wants to tell everyone that he doesn’t care what he has to do, he WILL be champion! Because he is Penta, and he has CERO MIEDO! That very title is on the line later tonight, will Penta be aimed at Bron Breakker or Finn Balor for WrestleMania?

 

Dakota Kai heads to gorilla.

Iyo Sky gives her a pep talk before her match, but uh, is that Dominik Mysterio talking with Karrion Kross? Is Dom still trying to recruit new members? Or is Mr. Doomsday giving Dom some special advice of his own?

 

The Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.

Carlito is adding to the great graffiti backstage, Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez talk about how Dominik should’ve taken the match with Bron Breakker instead of- Finn walks in! Liv & Raquel say hey, and they wish him luck tonight. Finn thanks them for that, and he wishes them the best of luck in their matches. Jade Cargill is gonna be another stop on the Liv Morgan Revenge Tour! And Raquel, by this time next week, they’ll both be Intercontinental- Oh, Dom walks in! Hey, bud! The man of the moment! Finn knows Dom knows, but Finn wants to say from the bottom of his heart, thanks for getting him the title match.

Dom says of course! Whatever it takes to get Judgment Day back on top. But here’s the thing… Dom was talking with some people, and he has an idea. Oh, an idea? Is Dom sure he should say this? Dom says it’ll be okay. Ever since JD McDonagh went down, they kinda lost some muscle around here. So Dom found the perfect person to add to the Judgment Day! Finn is annoyed and asks who. Penta! Finn wants to get something straight. After all this time, and after all they’ve been through, Dom goes behind Finn’s back, has all these conversations with all these people, and the one he lands on… is offering a spot to Penta, the guy who just declared HE wants Finn’s Intercontinental title?!

Finn seethes, and tells Dom he’s just a snake! Finn storms out, the mood ruined. Dom didn’t know Penta was gonna go for the title. Carlito says Dom doesn’t watch the product, huh? Well, Dom stepped in it this time. Is there some way he can he make it up to Finn? Or should he just give up on adding members?

 

Dakota Kai VS Ivy Nile w/ Team American Made!

Speaking of the Women’s Intercontinental Championship, both #CobraKai and the Diamond Pitbull have fought for and failed to take that title from Lyra Valkyria. With Raquel Rodriguez facing Lyra next, who will prove they’re worthy of the shot after that?

What a surprise to see Chad Gable showing up. He apologizes for being late, and then he joins The Creed Brothers in Ivy’s corner. The bell rings, and Dakota fires off fast hands on Ivy! The ref reprimands as they’re in the corner, but Dakota backs off. Dakota runs up, but Ivy stops the flying-mare! Ivy throws Dakota away, Dakota keeps moving, but Ivy LARIATS! Ivy is already frustrated and she rains down fists! The fans boo, Ivy tells them to shut up, and Maggle taunts Gable about his lucha mask that he may or may not have. Ivy stands Dakota up, whips her to a corner, and Dakota bounces off buckles into Ivy’s GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!

Ivy is annoyed but Gable coaches her on. Ivy drags Dakota up, reels her in, and she suplexes. Dakota cradle counters! TWO, and Dakota goes to a corner. Ivy runs up, Dakota ELBOWS her away, then Dakota BOOTS her! Dakota runs to DISCUS LARIAT! And then LARIAT again! And DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Dakota while Ivy ends up in a corner. Dakota runs in to BOOT WASH! Dakota then puts Ivy through ropes, and JUMP- NO, Ivy avoids the stomp! But Dakota GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up again and Dakota builds speed, but Gable is on the apron! The fans boo, Ivy storms in, and Ivy scoops Dakota for a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Dakota survives, and here comes the LWO! They go after The Creeds for what Gable or not Gable did! Gable runs but gets flanked, so he goes into the crowd! The fans fire up as Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee chase after Gable! Ivy is shocked, but that lets Dakota run Around the World! BOOT! And then a fireman’s carry, GO TO KICK!! Cover, Dakota wins!

Winner: Dakota Kai, by pinfall

American Made falls apart in Brussels, and now #CapKota is in pole position for the title chase! Will she get one more shot on goal with Lyra? Or will she and her old rival, Raquel, meet again?

 

Iyo Sky heads to the ring!

The fans fire up as the Evil Genius, the NEW Women’s World Champion, is ready to sign on the dotted line! She and Bianca Belair are going to put pen to paper, but will that be all that happens? We find out after the break.

Raw returns as Bianca is in the ring, and Adam Pearce has joined them. Pearce welcomes everyone in French, and says it is now time to make this world title match official between challenger Bianca Belair, and champion Iyo Sky! The fans cheer that! Pearce says they know how this works. Two signatures makes this official, so the floor is theirs. Iyo and Bianca both take their seats, and Iyo picks up her mic first. “Bianca, you will not disrespect me again. Rhea will not disrespect me again. No one will disrespect me again. Because I am the Women’s World Champion!” The fans cheer that! “And after WrestleMania, I will still be the Women’s World Champion!” The fans cheer even more for that!

Iyo signs her part, the fans cheer again, and even chant, “You Deserve It!” Iyo bows in thanks for that. Now Bianca has her turn to speak. “Iyo, I have all the respect in the world for you. I really do. But last week, I gave you a pass because it was lowkey my fault, so I’ma tell you exactly what I told Rhea. If you put your hands on me and think you can get away with it, you don’t know me at all. So WrestleMania, you gonna find out exactly who I am. I am Bianca Belair, The EST of WWE, and I will be your NEW Women’s World Champion.” Fans are a bit more torn here, but Bianca signs her part. Pearce says it is now official!

The fans cheer and Pearce thanks them for being so professional. But then RHEA RIPLEY shows up! The fans fire up but Pearce, Bianca and Iyo are all shocked and upset about this. Mami has a mic as she storms down the ramp, but Pearce already calls in refs! Pearce asks what Rhea is doing out here, but Rhea asks them what they’re all doing out here. Because last she checked, Iyo slapped her in the face and she won’t do nothing about it, like Bianca over here. How the hell is Bianca acting like nothing happened? Well, for one, Bianca had to sign the contract for WrestleMania. That’s what she’s doing out here.

Rhea says real funny, coming from Bianca. Because Bianca had no business being out here for Rhea’s title match, but there she was. So time to take a page out of Bianca’s book, and she’s just out here to watch. Oh, then Rhea will be just watching WrestleMania! Bianca and Rhea argue, Iyo gets riled up, and she storms up like last time. But Bianca pie faces her first! Bianca says she ain’t getting smacked today! Well she gets a HEADBUTT from Rhea! Bianca ends up on the table, and then Rhea kicks Iyo! Rhea reels Iyo in, and hauls her up, to POEWRBOMB onto Bianca! The table doesn’t break, but Pearce has had enough of Rhea!

Rhea sees the contract on the floor, then picks it up. And she SIGNS IT, TOO!? Can she do that?! We have the two signatures, but is she making this into a Triple Threat?! Pearce argues with Rhea all the way to the back as she plays keep-away, but is Mami about to be on top one way or another?

 

Jey Uso walks ‘n’ talks.

“Yeah! Yeah! Main Event Jey Uso is now in your citaaay~! YEAH! I ain’t been myself lately. Been doubtin’ myself. Mind playin’ tricks on me. So I flew halfway around the world to whoop somebody’s ass! And that person tonight is Austin Theory. But at WrestleMania, it’s me and you, Gunther, when I shock the world and become World Heavyweight Champ! So Uce! Hey, Uce! Please hit my music-” GUNTHER IS AT GORILLA! Jey and Gunther get to shouting but Pearce and security barge in! Pearce says not tonight! Not after everything Rhea just did! Gunther says he talked to Jimmy on Friday, and he’s just as dumb as Jey!

Jey shoves Gunther, security ushers Gunther out, and Jey says he’ll see “G” out there! UH UH, YEET!! Jey makes his entrance, will he be even more fired up to fight #AllDay Austin Theory?

Jey Uso VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller!

Raw returns and A-Town Down Under makes their entrance. The bell rings, Waller distracts Jey already, and Theory fires off haymakers! They end up in the corner, the ref reprimands and counts, but Theory talks trash on the Yeet! Theory drags Jey up, whips him corner to corner, but Jey goes up and over. Jey keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges then SPEARS!! Cover, Jey wins!!

Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall

That was fast! Jey really IS fired up to fight Gunther for Mania! Waller storms in, but Jey SUPERKICKS him down! Jey then watches ATDU regroup, and Jey FLIES! Jey clips the ropes just a bit but he still takes ATDU down! Jey gets back up, but GUNTHER GETS HIM IN A SLEEPER!! Gunther squeezes tight, but Jey RAMS Gunther into a corner! Jey is free to fire haymakers! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey pops, locks, but Gunther blocks the shot! Jey ROCKS Gunther with his off hand, and then he YANKS the title from Gunther!! The fans fire up, Gunther runs up in a rage, but Jey DUMPS him out! The fans fire up as Jey holds up the belt!

Gunther is furious, the fans cheer, but then Jey tosses the belt back. Der Ring General tried to punk out Jey, but Jey turned the tables! Will nothing stop Jey from proving he IS a main event player?

 

Pearce argues with Rhea.

Pearce will not allow Rhea to get away with what she’s doing! You can’t just write your name on a contract! Rhea says yes she can, she literally just did it! This is like talking to a child. Give him the contract! No! Yes! No! YES! NO! Rhea Ripley, give her the contract! Rhea says then he should put her in the match, her name’s on the contract! She shoves the contract into Pearce’s chest, he thanks her and takes his leave. But here comes Bianca! She and Rhea brawl! Bianca HAMMERS away, but now Iyo gets in, to go after Rhea! Bianca shoves Iyo aside and says Rhea is hers! Iyo DECKS Bianca, tells Bianca not to screw with her, but then Rhea SHOVES Iyo into a door!

Rhea goes after Bianca, and throws her into road cases! Pearce returns to have refs usher Rhea out of here! Rhea demands to be in that title match! Will Mami get what she wants? Or will she throw things out of whack until she does?

 

The Creed Brothers VS Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee!

After that wild encounter earlier tonight, this was a natural choice for all parties involved! Will Julius & Brutus get payback for Master Gable being run out of the building? Or will American Made learn not to mess with the L W O?

The teams sort out and Julius starts against Dragon. The bell rings, and Julius JUMP KNEES Lee down! The fans boo but Julius drags Lee up for a fireman’s carry. But Lee pops up to RANA Julius away! Brutus runs up but Lee dodges to SUPERKICK! Brutus tumbles out, Lee DIVES onto Brutus! Lee goes up a corner, then CROSSBODIES Julius! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Lee clamps onto Julius. Lee reaches out but Brutus YANKS Rey down! Julius turns things around and hits Lee with a ROLLING SPINEBUSTER! Then a SLIDING LARIAT! Julius scowls, the fans boo, but Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and the fans rally as Lee wipes out the Creeds! Lee crawls for his corner, hot tags to Julius and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey BLASTS Brutus, BOOTS Julius, then ELBOWS Brutus to dodge Julius! Tilt-o-whirl DEJA VU RANA! Julius flounders around, the fans fire up, and Rey climbs up on Julius. Rey rains down fists, and the fans count all the way to “Sept” (seven in French) before Julius carries him off the corner! Brutus is there and Julius hands Rey off! But Rey fights back, elbowing Julius away and raining fists down on Brutus! But Brutus THROWS Rey at Julius, and Julius catches Rey!

Julius powers up and brings Rey around, but Rey swings to DDT! Lee is back, FLYING RANA for Brutus to the floor!! The fans are thunderous and Rey goes up top! But Julius springs up after him! Only for Rey to HEADBUTT him away! Rey leaps, FLYING RANA and Julius is on the ropes! Rey dials it up and the fans cheer the 619! DROP THE DIME! Cover, LWO WINS!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

The King of Lucha and his Boy Wonder took down the Creeds, but WAIT! That American Made luchador is back! He CLOBBERS Rey, dodges Lee, and then FLYING HEADBUTTS! El Americano rains down fists on Lee, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Rey storms up to fire forearms! The fans fire up, but Gable- er, uh, Americano waistlocks again! GERMAN SUPLEX and Rey lands on Lee! The fans boo “whoever this is,” but now he goes up top! The fans chant “You Suck! You Suck!” a la Angle, but Americano says SHOOOOSH! DIVING HEADBUTT on Lee!! “UH GRACIAS~!” Americano runs away as security rushes out here!

Gable was ran off from the building, yet this luchador returns. What is going on with this masked man mystery?

 

Seth Rollins is here!

Brussels sings his song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as The Visionary is in a comparatively normal outfit. Rollins high-fives fans and makes his way to the ring in his dark green suit and boots highlighted with gold chain and wristwatch. What will Rollins have to say about the shocking way Roman Reigns returned? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns as the fans continue to sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins revels in it while he has the mic in hand. The fans applaud as the singing just keeps going. Another round of applause, and then Rollins tells Brussels, “Welcome to Monday Night Rollins!” The fans cheer again, and Rollins says that by the sound of this, they already know it. In case you don’t, this is a Visionary, this is a Revolutionary, this is SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! The fans cheer more, the singing returns, and Rollins again smiles. The fans applaud, and Rollins says alright. He was coming out here mad as Hell, but it is hard to be mad with those beautiful voices serenading him.

Rollins takes a moment as fans start to chant “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Well, we’ll get to him, but Rollins wants to talk Roman Reigns first. “O T C! O T C!” Yes, you saw the footage last week. Is Rollins mad as Hell that Roman came for revenge? Absolutely not, cuz he’d have done the same damn thing! HAHAHA! “The problem is, even after all these years, and a Wise Man in his ear, Roman Reigns still can’t come up with a plan. He needs his Architect to do it for him.” Roman had the time, the place, the moment, but he left one detail out: That detail is the man the fans were all chanting for just a few moments ago.

The “C M PUNK!” chant returns and Rollins says yes, “The luckiest loser on the face of the planet.” Because of Rollins had just a few more seconds in that cage, he would’ve ended what he promised the world. He would’ve stomped Punk through the mat, ended the Mania dream, and put Punk’s career on ice! Rollins would’ve taken care of the Punk Problem for everyone, including Roman. But like the good ol’ days, Rollins is left to clean up Roman’s mess. The “O T C!” chants return, and Rollins says don’t worry, he’ll put OTC in his place along the way. And it just so happens that Rollins’ two favorite people are going to be in the same place at the same time this Friday Night SmackDown.

Oh, trust him, Brussels, Rollins wishes those two were here, too. But… Rollins was just thinking… Why let them boys have all the fun? Maybe Rollins makes a trip down to Italy, makes a trip to SmackDown, and he puts himself right in between Roman and Punk? What do the fans think about that? The fans cheer, and Rollins says yeah, that sounds like a nice way to solve a problem and clean up a mess. But that is Friday, this is Monday, this ain’t about SmackDown, this is about the fans! This has been one hell of a crowd all night long! They’ve been singing with their beautiful voices, there’s just one match left and that is the main event for the Intercontinental Championship!

So Brussels, sing Rollins’ beautiful song as he makes his way to SmackDown and we make our way to the main event! Give it to ’em, Brussels! “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins revels in it again, and he says, “It’s on. See you boys on Friday, HAHAHA!”

 

Backstage interview with AJ Styles.

Cathy is with the Phenomenal One and says he had a lot to say on the Raw Recap show about Logan Paul. Could he give us a bit of that here? Styles says he stands behind everything he said. Styles hears the fans sing for him, then says Logan Paul just doesn’t belong. But then Karrion Kross & Scarlett Bordeaux walk over. Kross asks if that’s really how Styles feels. Styles says he doesn’t need this. Kross says he is just offering a different perspective, but if Styles doesn’t want it… Kross turns to go but Styles says fine, let’s hear it. Maybe Styles isn’t mad about Logan Paul. Maybe Styles is mad at himself. That’s enough of that.

No, hey, hold on! Kross just wants Styles to think: How long did it take for Styles to get to the WWE and find validation? 16? Styles says it was 17. Okay, okay. But it didn’t take Logan that long, did it? Is Styles not able to respect a guy who just waltzed into the business and did everything Styles has ever wanted to in record time? Styles sees where Kross is going with this, and it’s not gonna work. Styles leaves, but Kross says it’s working. He and Scarlett do the Scott Hall fingers, will their mind games make Styles and Logan bitter enemies?

 

Bron Breakker heads to gorilla.

And Penta is there! Penta looks at the title, and Bron smirks. Will this be the match-up for the title? Or will this Road to WrestleMania take a detour thanks to The Judgment Day?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Finn Balor!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been chewing up this roster ever since he got here, but The Prince claims he chews up “rookies” like Bron his whole career. But until these two fight it out, it’s all just talk. Whose bark is worse than their bite when the bell rings?

Raw returns and Bron makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time to see who’s the real badass around here!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. In fact, they’re even dueling, “Let’s Go, Balor!” and then barking for Bron. Finn and Bron feel things out, knuckle lock, but then Finn backs away to ropes. The ref has Bron stay back, Finn leaves the ropes, and the two reset. They tie up, Finn headlocks, but Bron powers up and out. Bron RUNS Finn over, the fans bark, and Bron snarls as he storms up on Finn. Finn kicks low, CLUBS Bron on the neck, then headlocks. Bron blocks the takeover with pure brawn, then he hoists Finn up! The fans fire up, but Finn uses that to flying headlock takeover! The fans cheer while Finn grinds Bron down.

Bron endures as Finn thrashes him around. Bron rolls Finn to a cover, TWO, and Finn holds onto the headlock. The fans rally, Bron powers out and headlocks. Finn powers out, drops down, then bypasses Bron to TOSS him out! Bron lands on his feet! The fans fire up, Bron storms in, and he RAMS Finn into a corner! Bron RAMS Finn again and again, then snarls again. Finn staggers to another corner, but Bron runs up to LARIAT! Bron whips Finn to TOSS him out, and Finn tumbles! Bron goes out the side, and he builds up speed! The fans fire up, but Finn SLINGBLADES Bron down! Finn has control while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Finn has Bron in a corner. Finn CHOPS and the fans “WOO~!” Finn paces, then he goes back to Bron for a haymaker. Bron counter punches! And counter punches! Bron fires hands, whips, then scoops, but Finn tilt-o-whirls through to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Finn ELBOWS Bron in the neck, the fans rally up, and Finn stalks Bron. Finn scuffs Bron, SLAPS him, and talks trash. “You know who I am? I’m Finn Balor!” Finn keeps scuffing and slapping, and the fans tell Finn he done messed up! Finn fires hands, but Bron just snarls! Bron ROCKS Finn again and again, then whips. Finn reverses, but Bron LEAPING ELBOWS!

Bron storms up again, clinches, and EXPLODERS! Finn flounders, Bron whips again, but Finn KICKS the backdrop away. Finn runs, Bron dodges and then catches Finn for a POWERSLAM! The fans fire up and bark, and then Bron drags Finn up. But wait, here come Dom & Carlito! It was only a matter of time before Judgment Day pulled this move! They distract Bron and Finn rolls Bron up! TWO, and Finn runs up, but Bron catches him by the neck! Military press, but Finn slips free, EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Bron survives and Finn is frustrated, but Dom & Carlito cheer Finn on.

Bron crawls to ropes, Finn spins him around, and Finn JUMP STOMPS! The fans tell Dom he sucks, Carlito tells Dom to tune that out, and Finn gives more stomps! Finn asks Dom what he’s doing out here, so apparently this was another of Dom’s ideas. Finn CHOPS Bron, then whips, but Bron ducks ‘n’ dodges and builds up speed to CLOBBER Finn! The fans fire up and bark again while Finn bails out. Bron storms out after Finn and the ref tells Dom & Carlito to back off. Bron LEAPS from the apron and onto the desk! Both men go tumbling over and the fans lose their minds! Bron sputters, Corey Graves lost a shoe, and “This is Awesome!”

Bron and Finn slowly stir, and Bron is on his feet! Finn crawls, wants mercy, but Bron stomps him! Bron puts Finn in the ring, and he dares Dom & Carlito to pull something. Bron slides in and builds speed again! SLINGBLADE! Finn hits first, and then he hurries to go again! SHOTGUN and Bron hits buckles! Bron slumps down into the drop zone so Finn climbs up! The fans fire up as Finn reaches the top! COUP DE- NO, Bron dodges, runs up, but Finn hurdles over the Spear! Roll up, TWO!! Bron grabs Finn again, military press, BREAKKER SLAM! Cover, TWO! Finn survives, both men are down, and the fans are fired up!

Dom & Carlito coach Finn but Bron is up first. Bron has blood in his mouth, perhaps from a busted lip, but he doesn’t care. Bron runs in, but Finn KICKS him first! And ENZIGIRIS! Bron is down again so Finn goes back up! But Bron hurries to trip Finn! Finn CLAWS at Bron’s head, then throws hands! The fans rally, Finn stands, but Bron ROCKS him first! Bron climbs up and brings Finn to the top! But Carlito distracts the ref! Dom YANKS Bron into a HOTSHOT, but that trips Finn up, too! Finn lands on his prince and he’s pissed at Dom! Dom apologizes, but Bron is just as mad! Bron BLASTS Dom, BLASTS Carlito, then springs up after Finn! SUPER STEINER!!

The fans are thunderously barking, Bron hits the SPEAR!!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Bron is so badass, not even Judgment Day could cost him! But now Judgment Day attacks him! The fans boo but Dom goes to grab the belt. Carlito bumps Bron off buckles, but here comes Penta! The fans fire up as Penta slides in, and he dodges Dom to then SUPERKICK Dom down! Carlito runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Bron gives Carlito a SPEAR! But now Penta holds onto the title as he stares down Bron. The fans sing “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~! CERO~ MIEDO~!” Penta hands the belt to Bron, and Bron holds it up. Will these two put it all on the line in Las Vegas?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for Raw in Brussels, and the Brussels crowd was just as fun as the Barcelona crowd on Friday. Cena and Cody opening with their big promo segment was the right move to give it time to breathe. Cena did a perfect job of using the fans as part of his promo because he took the trope of “I blame the fans!” to the ultimate level. He didn’t just use recent stuff, he used his entire 25 years and all the phases he went through as part of it, and he really dug into some personal feelings for both him and the fans. Cody therefore had the perfect counter to show Cena was only focusing on the negative, and how that’s not who Cena has presented to us. I think we’re getting another appearance of Cena next week, can’t wait to see how Glasgow treats him.

Iyo and Bianca had a good contract signing but I expected a touch more from both promos. Rhea joining in was the main element, and this is clearly heading for a Triple Threat. That quick brawl backstage was good, and I feel like we’re going to get Rhea VS Bianca to see if Rhea earns her spot in the match. Good stuff from Jey and Gunther again, but I kinda wish we’d just gotten only brawl. Jey squashing Theory was pretty wild, and he still gets the better of Gunther here, but it should’ve just been all Jey and Gunther. Gunther promised a living Hell for Jey, but I’m not sure we’re quite there yet. All the more reason Gunther should’ve beat up Jimmy on Friday as a way to stick it to Jey.

Good promo from Styles and Kross to add to this Styles VS Logan Paul build. Kross continues to be a great instigator, but when is he going to get back in the ring for his own desires? Or is he just waiting for the right opening to mess with the right champion? Honestly, as it feels like Jey is going to win the world title, Jey is the perfect target for Kross. Jey admitted to himself that there is insecurity right now, and the belt can help give him confidence again, but Kross can certainly find ways to tear that back down on the way to Backlash and beyond.

Very good stuff from American Made. Gable being run off by the LWO of course set up “El Americano” for that tag match segment, but it was also a good part of Dakota being Ivy. I feel like it’d be a bit much of Dakota gets a third match with Lyra, but I don’t know if that means Judgment Day screws Lyra out of the title. Cheating Lyra could be a way to keep her strong in the loss, and we could get some good stuff as Dakota takes on Raquel. Plus, DMG CTRL currently having the world title makes them an eventual target of Judgment Day, and the tag titles could also be in the mix for some serious Two Woman Power Trip teasing.

Judgment Day also had great stuff tonight. Dom thinking Penta would want to join Judgment Day is interesting, I wonder if that was Kross’s idea. Penta VS Kaiser was a great opener, but I feel they could’ve done more for a No Holds Barred match. Still good stuff to give Penta the win and move on from Kaiser to call out the Intercontinental Championship. Bron VS Finn was a great match, even with Dom & Carlito showing up. Dom accidentally messing Finn up was pretty clever, and that just adds to the Judgment Day tension. While Bron VS Penta will be awesome stuff, I was kinda hoping we’d get Finn VS Penta to add even more intrigue to the Judgment Day story, but I guess that’s something that doesn’t need a title.

My Score: 8.9/10

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