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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (8/4/23)

One last stop before SummerSlam!

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Who will be in pole position going into Motor City?

On the last SmackDown before SummerSlam, before their Triple Threat title match, Asuka, Charlotte Flair and Bianca Belair will all meet face to face to face! Will things stay civil before they battle to be WWE Women’s Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes; Knight wins.
  • The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim; No Contest.
  • Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes; Theory wins.
  • Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega; Zelina wins.
  • Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman; Jey wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes!

The Mega Star and the Celtic Warrior fell short in the United States Championship Invitational, and that’s not insult, it’s just a fact of life! But then, before jumping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal at SummerSlam, whose game is it?

Knight of course gets the mic and he hears the fans all going wild for him! And of course, he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” SummerSlam weekend, biggest party of the Summer, right? “YEAH!” Knight then sees a 25 man battle royal, and Knight just thinks about all the different competitor that could be in it. The graphic goes up, it only shows nine (Knight, Sheamus, The Miz, AJ Styles, Santos Escobar, Matt Riddle, Shinsuke Nakamura, Grayson Waller and Karrion Kross), but Knight says it is a land of misfit toys, a group of stooges, and Knight takes pride in calling a stooge a stooge, ya stooge! YEAH!

But while any one of these men could win this, but then you see The Miz. What’s the matter? Isn’t that Mr. Must-See TV? NAH NAH! Someone told you the wrong damn story. Then there’s “that pasty goof,” Sheamus. Knight thinks about the business here tonight. Because while that “cross-eyed half wit” thinks he’s gonna walk down here… Don’t get Knight wrong, Sheamus has been a champion many times over. World champion, US champion. But they add one more achievement because he hasn’t been beat by the one and the only, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!!” With that, Sheamus makes his entrance, because it is FIGHT NIGHT!

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are thunderous behind Knight but Sheamus just grins. Sheamus knees Knight low, soaks up the heat, and then he hits a headlock takeover. Knight headscissors, but Sheamus kips fere and headlocks. Knight powers out but Sheamus runs him over! Fans boo but Sheamus soaks it up more. The two reset, tie up, and Sheamus headlocks. Knight powers up and out, but Sheamus still runs him over! Things keep moving, Knight CLOBBERS Sheamus! Knight stalks Sheamus to a corner, stomps and fires off haymakers! Fans fire up, the ref counts, and Knight lets off at 4.

Sheamus CHOPS Knight, whips him to ropes, but Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges to CROSSBODY Sheamus and himself out to the floor! Fans fire up and the Brutes coach Sheamus up. But wait, here comes Santos Escobar? The Emperor of Lucha is going to be part of the battle royal, but then here come The Miz, and Grayson Waller! They want to watch this, too, as Knight puts Sheamus in. And then Kross and Scarlett show up! Sheamus ROCKS Knight, has him in the ropes, but Knight resists! Knight throws elbows, and now AJ Styles and Mia Yim are here! Knight RAMS into Sheamus, shovels him out to the apron, but runs into a fireman’s carry! APRON WHITE NOISE!!

Fans are torn, and even Waller is wincing from that impact. The Fella is in control as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Sheamus has Knight down with the Dublin Grin! Knight endures the fishhooks, fights up, and fans rally. Knight throws elbows, REOKS Sheamus, then runs, into a scoop! Knight fights it to REVERSE DDT! Fans fire up and the others, acting almost like Lumberjacks here, are rallying with the fans. Sheamus stands, he drags Knight up, but Knight throws haymakers! Sheamus throws them back, and fans fire up, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” as Knight backs Sheamus down! Knight whips, Sheamus KICKS him, and then Sheamus runs, into a scoop! Knight POWERSLAMS Sheamus down!

Fans fire up as Knight grits his teeth. They spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Knight then torture racks, for a BURNING HAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives but Knight keeps his cool. Knight rises and the fans are behind him. Knight waits on Sheamus, then kicks low, but no BFT! Roll-up, TWO! Knight runs in, but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Knight goes to a corner, Sheamus stands and shakes out the cobwebs. Sheamus picks Knight up with a fireman’s carry, and now goes up the corner! Even Waller likes where this is going! SUPER WHITE NOISE!! Cover, TWO!! Knight still lives!

Fans fire up and Miz is getting into this. The Brutes coach Sheamus, Kross smirks, and Sheamus Alabama Lifts, but Knight sunset flips! Sheamus rolls through, gets the legs, CLOVERLEAF! Kross endures, he reaches out, claws his way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! The Brutes are frustrated on Sheamus’ behalf as he keeps on Knight. But Knight kicks at Sheamus, and kicks, and boots him away! Sheamus goes to a corner, Knight runs in, but into a BOOT! Sheamus then skins the cat to the top rope! Sheamus catches his breath, but Knight LEAPS right up! Knight has to steady himself, he and Sheamus end up falling to the floor!

Fans fire up, the Brutes and everyone else check on these guys. Dunne wants Miz and Waller to stay back, Kross dares Dunne to do something. Styles coaches Knight, then supports the Brutes. And then AUSTIN THEORY ATTACKS ESCOBAR! Everyone else rushes that way as Theory runs off. The Now is the one everyone really wants after, but tensions build and we have a brawl! Kross is after Ridge, Miz is with Styles, Dunne LEAPS onto Kross for a SLEEPER! Fans fire up as Styles adds a PHENOMENAL FOREARM on Kross! Miz BOOTS Ridge in the chaos! Sheamus is furious and he drags Miz up tot he apron!

Fans fire up as Sheamus gives Miz THE BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, Knight rolls him up!! TWO!!! Sheamus runs in, BROGUE to Miz as Knight moves! B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall

Yes, it was chaotic, but now things spill over into the ring! Kross storms up but Knight TOSSES him out, a la a battle royal elimination! Waller runs in, Knight bails out, and The Mega Star gets away from the trouble makers. Will Knight prove you can’t spell SummerSlam without L A?

 

The Brawling Brutes argue with The OC backstage.

Dunne & Ridge are yelling at Styles, Mia Yim & The Good Brothers, but then Adam Pearce barges in and shouts them all down! LISTEN! If they wanna have a go, then do it in the ring! Now! Ridge & Dunne head out, as do Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows. Sheamus and Styles stay behind to stare down, surely they’ll save their animosity for tomorrow’s battle royal.

 

The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim!

Fight Night continues as Ridge Da Fridge and “Butch” Pete Dunne look to take it to the Machine Gun and Big LG! Will these four get the aggression out before (potentially) snapping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal?

SmackDown returns and The OC make their entrance. The teams sort out, Ridge starts with Luke Gallows. Ridge RAMS into Gallows, then throws UPPERCUTS and HEADBUTTS on repeat! Ridge then reels Gallows in but Gallows wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Ridge comes back with a LARIAT but Gallows stays on his feet! Gallows RAMS Ridge, Ridge RAMS Gallows! Ridge fireman’s carries but Gallows CLUBS free! Gallows UPPERCUTS, scoops, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Ridge goes to the OC corner, Gallows runs in to SPLASH! Tag to Karl Anderson and the OC set up, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally, Karl brings Ridge up but Ridge powers out to HEADBUTT! Ridge underhooks and he SWINGS Karl around, before the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Tag to Dunne, and fans fire up as Ridge puts Karl in a Camel Clutch, fur a basement dropkick! Fans fire up with Dunne and he hammerlocks an arm. Dunne grabs the other, and he bends Karl’s fingers! Karl endures but the torture continues! Dunne practically makes Karl Too Sweet with that hand, before he isolates it, and STOMPS the arm! Dunne drags Karl up, kneels on the arm and then twists an ear! The ref reprimands but Dunne then grabs the nose!

Dunne stomps the trapped arm, then gives Karl some DRAGON STOMPS! Dunne drops into the ARMBAR, but Karl shifts up! Karl drags Dunne back with him as he tags in Luke! They deadlift Dunne together, right into a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Ridge breaks the cover! Karl runs in to UPPERCUT Ridge out! Dunne goes to the apron while the OC throw up the Too Sweet, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Karl has Ridge down with a chinlock. Ridge endures, fans rally up, and Ridge fights up. Ridge throws body shots, then he carries Karl, but Karl claws Ridge’s face! Karl slips down to kick the leg out! Karl soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he stomps Ridge. Karl gives Ridge some toying kicks, but Ridge glares at him. Ridge stands up, fires up, and he LARIATS Karl down! Ridge crawls for the corner, hot tag to Dunne! Fans fire up as Dunne dodges Karl, GAMANGIRIS Gallows, then he dodges to GAMANGIRI Karl over and over and over! Dunne goes up, FLYING KNEE to the arm!

Dunne brings Karl up to CLUB him in the chest! Dunne then runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, but Gallows CLOBBERS Dunne! Ridge ROCKS Gallows, Gallows UPPERCUTS Ridge! Gallows reels Ridge in, but Ridge Alabama Lifts out of it, to DUMP Gallows down! Karl JUMP KICKS Ridge, Dunne ENZIGURIS Karl! Fans fire up as Dunne stands, but here comes THE STREET PROFITS?! They attack everyone and this match is over!

No Contest

Gallows gets up to fight back but he gets mugged by the nicely dressed Ford & Dawkins! They get the edge and then POST Ridge! Ford SPLASHES Karl in the corner, then feeds him to Dawkins’ SKY HIGH! Fans are going nuts as Ridge stands into an ENZIGURI and the SILENCER! Dunne jumps back in after Dawkins but he gets thrown off! POUNCE SUPLEX COMBO! The fans go wild as the Profits ARE up! They compose themselves, and then out walks Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty celebrates with his Profits, is this trio going to start taking over the WWE?

 

Charlotte Flair speaks.

She is welcomed to a luxury yacht and given champagne service. “This is the life, isn’t it? But what can I say? I like nice things. Champagne, this yacht, being the 14-time Women’s Champion. It’s in my blood. Like winning. Tomorrow is the biggest women’s’ match in SummerSlam history. Bianca Belair, the EST. Asuka, the Empress. And the one and only Queen. I am the past, the present and the future. I have been since 2015. There is a reason why I have a 5-0 record at SummerSlam. Because I am reliable, dependable, and the Iron Woman of this division. I’m not looking to beat Asuka tomorrow, I’m not looking to beat Bianca, but they have to beat me.

“Asuka, I have your number. Bianca, I am that mountain you have to climb, sweetheart. You might’ve been on top for two years, but I have been on top for my entire career. So let’s make a toast to the NEW WWE Women’s Champion, the 15-time champion, Charlotte Flair. Woo~!” Charlotte is living in luxury, but will she take the throne again at SummerSlam?

 

Paul Heyman is in the ring.

Fans boo the Wise Man and he isn’t happy about that. “Ladies, if there are any in Ohio… and gentlemen, my name… is Paul Heyman.” Fans boo some more and Heyman frowns. “How did it come to this? This is not what Your Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns… wanted. This is the last thing Roman… Reigns… wanted. If you wanna place blame for what happened to Jimmy Uso, who you will most likely not see again, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can ALL BLAME JEY… USO!” Fans boo because that’s bunk. But Heyman says now, the former Right Hand Man, the former after tomorrow Main Event Jey Uso wants to push Your Tribal Chief to this?

“What happens to Jey Uso tomorrow night won’t be Jey Uso’s fault, won’t be your fault, won’t be my fault, it will be the accountability of Your Tribal Chief, Roman…! Reigns! There will be no remorse, there will be no regret, there will be no plea for absolution or benediction or forgiveness! Because when Roman Reigns enters this ring tomorrow night at SummerSlam, ladies and gentlemen, he will be cognizant of the fact… that Roman Reigns is entering a match called, ‘Tribal…! Combat!'” Heyman cues the video!

Heyman narrating the video says, “The Ula Fala. On the Isle of Samoa, kings don’t wear crowns. Chiefs wear the sacred beads of the Ula Fala. And the only way to seize such power is through Tribal Combat. Generation after generation, boys have become men, men have become warriors, warriors have become legends, and legends have become Tribal Chiefs.” Rikishi says those are what the High Chiefs wear. To wear something like that within The Bloodline comes with respect. Afa says that as he was growing up, he knew the importance of the red lei. Sika says that “Thank you for your love, God bless all of Samoa and the whole world.”

Heyman continues, “When the position of Chief is challenged, when the uprising reaches its highest level, there’s only one way to settle that matter. In a match where there are no rules except one, and that one rule states there will be a declarative winner. There will be no doubt left in anyone’s mind that one man can carry the honor of being the Undisputed Tribal Chief.”

Heyman in the present says that Roman is the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion! Roman Reigns is YOUR Tribal Chief! He has been both for damn near three YEARS here in the WWE, and Jey Uso, that will never be you! Heyman could stand here and tell us that’s not a prediction but a spoiler, but the only spoiler for tomorrow is that- JEY USO IS HERE! Fans fire up as #TheREALChief heads to the ring! Jey gets in and then gets himself a mic, and fans chant “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey takes a moment to revel in that, and then he paces as he looks at Heyman.

Fans fire up and chant for “JEY! JEY! JEY!” Jey says “Yeah, yeah, yeah. You right, OG. Tomorrow night, the Tribal Combat is happening. So yeah, yeah, I’ma light ’em up with one of these sticks. I’ma a light ’em up with one of these chairs. And guess what? He the Head of the Table? He definitely going through one! Hey, this is what he forgot to mention, though! This passion you see right in front of you, UCe? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! The spirit of my ancestors? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My family, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My culture, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! And tomorrow, I’m beating Roman Reigns to become the NEW Tribal Chief, and the NEW Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Uce!”

Fans are all fired up, but here comes Solo Sikoa! The Enforcer of the Island knows he’s facing Jey, so he isn’t waiting! Jey tells Solo to chill. Heyman does his best to hold Solo back but Jey asks Solo why he gotta be like this. Fans chant “UCE! SO!” again and Heyman says that Jey’s done screwed up. Jey tells little brother Solo, it don’t matter what happens here, they’re always brothers, so Jey can forgive him. These mind games are gonna be done. They did the same thing to Jey! All you do is take orders. There are probably orders right now. But Heyman said the same things to Solo he used to say to Jey, okay?

Heyman says no, not okay. Do you really think Solo- Solo looks at Heyman and Heyman stops. Heyman wants Jey to excuse them. Heyman has Solo go over to the far side, but Solo only goes so far. Heyman wants Solo to listen, but Solo shouts to get out! And then Jey SUPERKICKS Solo! Jey shot first, and the fans fire up again! Jey smirks at Heyman and says he’s okay, he’ll see Heyman tomorrow. But tell Solo they’re still on for tonight. The Real Chief takes his leave, will Main Event Jey win to have major momentum going into SummerSlam?

 

Backstage interview with Austin Theory.

Kayla Braxton is with the United States Champion at gorilla and he is all smiles. Kayla says Theory is competing up next, but will put the title on the line next week against Santos Escobar. Theory stops her there and asks how Escobar won that right. This is the same guy Theory punched in the face earlier tonight, and the same guy who injured his mentor, his so-called beloved mentor! But Theory hopes Rey is watching, because when Theory beats Escobar to retain the title, Theory will dedicate that win to Rey. But tonight, Theory has Cameron Grimes. And just like Escobar next week, Grimes gets his dream crushed when he experiences Austin Theory Live.

Theory makes his entrance, will he back up all his talk with actions? Or will there be a Cave-In in Dayton?

Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes!

SmackDown returns and the Carolina Cash Money Caveman makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two tie up. Theory waistlocks and he SLAMS Grimes down, then eggs him on. Theory taunts the fans, and he sees Escobar storming up. Security stops Escobar as Theory taunts him, but then Theory turns around, CAVE-IN!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Theory got lucky that Grimes miscalculated that shot! Grimes refocuses, and he DIVES onto Theory at the ramp! Fans fire up and Grimes hurries to RAM Theory into barriers! And then more barriers! Fans fire up behind Grimes as he puts Theory in the ring!

Grimes climbs up the corner, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Grimes fires forearms, Theory staggers around, and Grimes CHOPS! Theory swings, Grimes dodges, STEP FOREARM! Scoop and SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Grimes grows frustrated. Theory flounders around, Grimes KICKS him! Theory staggers up, into another KICK! Theory ducks the roundhouse, Grimes dodges the haymaker, to COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives again but Grimes aims from a corner. Fans fire up, Theory staggers, and Grimes shouts “TO! THE! MOON!” Theory avoids the Cave-In, and uses the ref as a shield!

Grimes gets the ref outta the way, but Theory dumps Grimes out to the apron. Grimes ROCKS Theory, goes up the corner again, but Theory hits the ropes! Grimes falls and HOTSHOTS off ropes, into a fireman’s carry! A-TOWN DOWN!! Cover, Theory wins!

Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall

The Now survives by luck, but does find his opening to finish this off. Wait, Escobar shows up from the crowd side! Fireman’s carry, PHANTOM DRIVER!! Escobar says this is what you get when you mess with the LWO! The Emperor stands tall on Theory again, will he make it three in a row in next week’s title match?

 

Asuka speaks.

The Empress trains in the cage, and with punching bags. Asuka says in Japanese, “A Triple Threat at SummerSlam, huh? HAH! It’s not fair! How stupid and unfair! I have already beaten Bianca! And I beat Charlotte! I am NOT worried! I will beat them, because I have a plan!” NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA! The Empress is saying this isn’t fair for her opponents, but will the odds be her undoing?

 

SmackDown presents an all-new Grayson Waller Effect.

And of course, the Aussie Icon is already in the ring. Waller says it is SummerSlam weekend and everyone is talking about him. But before he goes to Detroit and wins the Slim Jim Battle Royal, he’s gonna give someone the Waller rub. And like in life, one woman isn’t enough for Waller! HAH! So tonight, welcome two guests! Have respect, get on your feet, for Miss MITB, Iyo Sky, and Bayley, it’s Damage Control! Fans are a bit torn as the Evil Genius and the Role Model make their way out to the ring. Bayley is a bit jumpy, given the specter of Shotzi is somewhere out there. They still sit at the desk with Waller and Waller says, “Ding dong, hello.”

Bayley says hers is better than his. Well a table is better than a door. But one question everyone is wondering: Will Iyo cash in tomorrow? Give us a scoop? Iyo wants to talk but Bayley speaks up first. Waller is an idiot if he thinks “The Genius in the Bank” is going to tell you any of their plans. No one is going to know what they- or Iyo, is thinking. Just wait like all the other idiots. Iyo is focused on her match- Fans boo but Bayley says they ARE idiots! Iyo is blessing you tonight when she beats Zelina tonight. But wait, Shotzi’s laughter echoes out again. “Bayley~! Bayley~!” Waller laughs, he knew Bayley would believe that!

Waller asks why Bayley is so scared of Shotzi. Bayley says not to do that again. She doesn’t care about what’s her face. Shotzi hasn’t even shown her face once, but Bayley is here- There’s Shotzi’s music!! Waller’s face gives away that this is real! And here comes Shotzi on the tank! Bayley freaks out and tells Iyo to go get her! Iyo storms up the ramp and shouts at… Wait, that’s not Shotzi. Shotzi’s in the ring! Bayley turns around hoping she won’t see her, but too bad, it’s Shotzi! Bayley wants mercy! She looks so good, and she’s so sorry! Please, just do this another time! She’s not ready! Bayley swings but Shotzi blocks and DECKS her!

And Shotzi brings out a razor! SHE”S GONNA SHAVE BAYLEY!! Bayley runs away and Shotzi chases her into the night! Iyo asks what’s going on, and then surprise, ZELINA was on the tank! That match with La Muneca is happening now, will the Evil Genius have a plan to counter these variables?

Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega!

SmackDown returns and this match is already going! Sky has a chinlock but Zelina JAWBREAKERS free! Sky wrenches and whips, Zelina ducks ‘n’ dodges and then they DOUBLE LARIAT! Both women are down and fans rally up. Sky stands first, she eggs Zelina on but Zelina blocks a forearm to give a forearm! And repeat! And again, and again, and again! Zelina bumps Sky off buckles, then bumps her off more buckles! Zelina climbs up to rain down fists! Fans count fast as Zelina goes right to TEN! Zelina then hops down, runs back in, and LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Zelina brings Sky back up.

Zelina whips Sky to a corner, Sky reverses and runs in, but Zelina boots! Sky blocks but Zelina uses that to reel her into a KNEE! Then Zelina goes up to the very top, for a METEORA! Cover, TWO! Zelina kicks low, runs, and hops on, but Sky pops her off! Sky gets around, underhooks, and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Zelina writhes and Sky rallies the fans. Sky aims, runs corner to corner, SHINKANSEN! Sky drags Zelina to the drop zone, steps on her and climbs up, and we see Shotzi throw Bayley around on stage! Bayley fights off the electric clippers! Shotzi still throws hands! Bayley shoves her away and retreats again!

Sky is distracted, and Zelina gets under her! Fans fire up for the RUNNING POWERBOMB! And then Zelina runs up, hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall

La Muneca wins over Miss MITB again! If Sky does cash-in and take the WWE Women’s Championship, will Zelina be the first one to challenge her?

 

Bianca Belair speaks.

The EST prepares new ring gear as she says, “At SummerSlam, I’ma give it everything. For 419 days, the EST was untouchable. I mean, I knocked down every obstacle placed in front of me. Until Night of Champions when Asuka tried to blind me and stole my title.” But Bianca doesn’t make excuses. She just gets back to work. You want her to wait in line? She’ll take a ticket. You want her to jump through hoops? She’ll ask how high. You want her to face Charlotte AND Asuka? Then let’s do it! Triple Threat means no count outs, no disqualifications and no excuses.

“You best believe tomorrow night, I’m not letting up. I’ma train harder, I’ma work smarter, and I’ma remind Asuka and Charlotte exactly why I’m the strongest, the fastest, the roughest, the toughest, the quickest, the best, when I give ’em a KOD, get the 1-2-3, and take back what’s rightfully mine and become the NEW WWE Women’s Champion.” Bianca is the readiEST she’ll ever be, will it be enough against the Queen and the Empress?

 

SmackDown celebrates Edge’s 25 YEARS in the WWE!

SmackDown will be in the Rated R Superstar’s hometown in two weeks, get ready to celebrate the WWE Hall of Famer!

 

Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman!

The Real Chief is ready to BE the Real Chief, but he must get through the one brother not on his side. Will Jey then go through Solo on his way to Detroit? Or will there be a Samoan Spike in the road?

SmackDown returns and Solo makes his entrance. The bell rings and fans rally up for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey dares Solo to do something then, and the two circle. They tie up, Solo SHOVES Jey away, and then he eggs Jey on. Jey shrugs that off, and he circles with Solo. Fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey tries to tell Solo he shouldn’t listen to Heyman. They tie up, Jey waistlocks, headlocks, and grinds. Solo fights up, powers out, and he runs Jey over! Fans boo as Solo looms over Jey. Solo CLUBS Jey, eggs him on, and then HEADBUTTS him down! Jey flounders, goes to a corner, and Solo CHOKES him on the ropes!

The ref counts, Solo lets off at 4, and then he storms around. Solo drags Jey up, whips him to ropes, and CLOBBERS him! Fans boo but Solo soaks it all up. Jey goes out to the floor but Solo pursues. Solo stalks Jey, says he won’t even make it to SummerSlam, and then SMACKS Jey off the desk! Solo clears the desk off, the ref reprimands, but Solo drags Jey up. Solo clinches, but Jey slips free of the urenage! Jey RAMS Solo into the desk, then SUPERKICKS him onto it! Fans fire up as Jey then goes into the ring, and he DIVES! Solo hits the desk again, and fans fire up with Jey as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns once again and Solo has a claw clamped into Jey’s shoulder. Fans rally as Jey endures, and they chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey fights up, but Heyman is still smiling as Solo squeezes the shoulder tighter! Jey fights up all the same, and he throws body shots! Solo shoves Jey, Jey dumps Solo out! Fans fire up as Jey builds speed and he DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Solo hurries back in, and SAMOAN DROPS! Jey writhes, Solo drags him up and whips him to ropes. For another SAMOAN DROP! Solo seethes and Heyman mocks Jey’s pain. Solo stands up as fans rally for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!”

Solo looms over Jey, eggs him on, but Jey throws body shots! Solo ROCKS Jey in return! Jey goes to a corner, but Solo eggs him on. Jey sputters as he sits up, and fans rally again. Solo shouts and runs in, but Jeyu avoids the hip attack! Solo staggers, Jey hobbles up, and Jey counter punches Solo again and again and again! Jey puts some stank on the HAYMAKER! Jey whips, Solo reverses, but Jey slips out of the Samoan Drop to kick low! And UPPERCUT! But Solo rebounds to LARIAT! Fans boo while Jey sputters and goes to the apron. Solo storms over, brings Jey up, and Solo stands Jey up, but Jey HOTSHOTS back!

Jey goes up a corner, and he CROSSBODIES Solo down! Cover, TWO! Solo is still in this but Jey stays focused. Fans rally with “UCE! SO!” as they anticipate what’s coming. Jey joins in, “UCE! SO!” but Solo WHEEL KICKS! Solo drags Jey up, clinches, SPINNING SOLO!! But Solo won’t end it at the urenage as he prepares his thumb! Solo stands Jey up, SAMOAN- NO, Jey ducks! SUPERKICK! Solo SUPERKICKS! Jey SPEARS!! Just like last week!! Jey then hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jey wins!!

Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall

Main Event Jey pulls it off! But Solo isn’t done! He gets up to CLOBBER Jey! Fans boo as Solo won’t let it go! Solo POSTS Jey, then grabs a chair! Fans boo but Jey SUPERKICKS the chair into Solo’s face! Jey then takes the chair, to SMACK Solo! And again! And again! Solo tumbles over the barriers! Fans fire up but then Solo rises again! Jey says alright, and he CLOBBERS Solo with the chair! Fans fire up with Jey as he stands tall on the desk! The Enforcer is down, will Jey be able to do the same to Roman Reigns when anything goes in Tribal Combat?


My Thoughts:

A really good go-home here, but it had a touch of that Go-Home Syndrome again. Replaying the Cody VS Lesnar recap video was fine, mostly filled time. Good promos from Charlotte, Bianca and Asuka, though I obviously thought we were getting them in person tonight. I suppose this is for the best, no need for shenanigans that would affect the go home math. They’re all fairly equal, given this is a Triple Threat. But after a pretty good Grayson Waller Effect segment, we got a bit of the math on Iyo Sky’s side. Great bait ‘n’ switch of Zelina and Shotzi to separate Bayley from Sky, and Zelina gets a win, though with distractions, so that Sky has the math against her. This could very well mean Sky does cash in to take advantage of the Triple Threat, and maybe even wins that way.

Great opening with LA Knight, Sheamus and then most of the nine names they revealed to us in the Slim Jim Battle Royal. I do like that since they weren’t going to close with a go-home brawl, they more or less give us that to start the show. It was a pretty decent way to keep Sheamus strong while losing to Knight, too, with Miz taking the Beats of the Bodhrain. Hard to say if Knight wins the battle royal, though maybe he should just so he has some momentum going into what I’d assume is a US Championship story. Theory getting involved just to sucker punch Escobar was a good detail, and then he had a good match with Grimes. It’s good that Grimes gets TV time, and I like how close they made that match. Escobar stands tall getting even with Theory, so that surely means Theory retains next week.

I do want to point out, wasn’t the animosity between Brutes and OC misplaced? It was Kross and Miz that got the better of them in that brawl, but I guess they weren’t gonna HOLLA HOLLA and put Miz together with Kross. Kross and Styles still have their blowoff coming so I guess that’ll amount to about the same. But what a wild move for The Profits to attack and “ruin” the match between Good Brothers and Brawling Brutes. The Profits & Lashley being Heels or Faces, probably doesn’t matter right now, because the live crowd sure loved this moment. Lashley, Ford & Dawkins are all great, and maybe this change in the Profits is what gets them the tag titles while Lashley could go for the US Championship.

And I only refrain from saying Lashley would go for the top title because of how things are going with the Bloodline story. Great stuff from that story, like the great Ula Fala origin story from Heyman, and then everything with Jey and Solo. Jey stands tall, so we can’t expect Jey to win against Roman, as wild as that would be. There still has to be something where Solo and maybe even Jimmy get involved, but if Roman retains, Lashley facing him would also feel like a foregone conclusion. Lashley taking on Theory or Knight for the US Championship would be some great stuff, though if Knight’s the champ, he probably finds a way to win so as not to be a transitional champion, because he should not be a transitional champion.

My Score: 8.6/10

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TAIGASTYLE steps on the Proving Ground!

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Will Daddy Magic earn a golden ticket?

Lee Moriarty is still ROH Pure Champion, but he’s looking for contenders! Will Matt Menard survive the Proving Ground? Or will he lose in ten minutes or less?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS ???
  • Ace Austin VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie; wins.
  • Adam Priest & Tommy Billington VS The Premier Athletes; win.
  • Alec Price & Jordan Oliver VS CRU; win(s).
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS ???
  • Billie Starkz & Diamante w/ Athena VS Londyn Dior & Rachael Ellering; win.
  • Satnam Singh VS ???
  • ROH Pure Championship Proving Grounds: Lee Moriarty VS Matt Menard; wins and

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Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (1/21/26)

Straight like that!

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Will there still be a Kali Connection in Evolve?

After falling short in the WWE Evolve Women’s Championship match, Kali Armstrong was taunted by Karmen Petrovic. Will Karmen eat her words tonight?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Evolve Women’s Championship: Kendal Grey VS Wendy Choo; Kendal wins and retains the title.
  • Marcus Mathers VS Braxton Cole; Cole wins.
  • Kali Armstrong VS Karmen Petrovic; Karmen wins.

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Karmen Petrovic walks ‘n’ talks.

“2026 has been a crazy couple weeks, right? WWE ID clashing with PC talent, Harlem Lewis is back, but I’m focused on the stacked and evolving Women’s Division. Tonight, I’m gonna handle Kali Armstrong. Cuz to me, you’ve just been coasting off being the first Evolve Women’s Champion, and pookie, that’s just so last year. You made your first and last mistake when you jumped me over the barricade last week. So tonight, I’m gonna make sure that the difference is made, just not by you.” The Blackbelt Beauty is ready to Shing-Shing, but will she back up everything she’s said? Or will she be hit with a Kali Connection?

 

Wendy Choo is here!

The fans cheer the formerly Sleepy Psycho who is now positive and confident in herself. She grabs the mic to say, “Hey, y’all. New Year, New Me! Do I look good or what? Sheee~!” The fans cheer that. “But in all seriousness, I have three New Year’s Resolutions this year. And that’s to be unbothered, unfiltered, and unapologetic. And let’s be real for a second, it’s been almost a whole year, and I never had a real shot at the WWE Evolve Women’s Championship. So, I’m calling out the woman who opened up Pandora’s Box, and the person you can blame for having me never shut up again, Kendal Grey.” The fans cheer that!

And with that, here comes the Evolve Women’s Champion! Chuey Martinez catches up to Kendal and says wait, she was given the week off given her title defense. What’s she doing already in her gear? Kendal asks why she would need a break. If Wendy wants it, she can get it! Kendal will defend this title right now even! The fans cheer that! Chuey asks if they can do this, and a ref is already sent out here. The ref lets them know, the match is now official! Then okay, Kendal VS Wendy for THE Evolve Women’s Championship! Let’s do it! What a way to OPEN the show! Will the Grey Area stay golden? Or will Wendy catch Kendal off guard?

WWE Evolve Women’s Championship: Kendal Grey VS Wendy Choo!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really ready for anything!

The bell rings and the two circle while the fans rally and duel. They tie up, Kendal waistlocks, and she SLAMS Wendy down. Kendal holds on as Wendy moves around, and she goes for the ARMBAR! Wendy high stacks, TWO! DIRTNAP, but Kendal rolls back to a cover! TWO! Both women back off and the fans cheer the standoff. Wendy and Kendal reset, tie up, and Kendal waistlocks. Wendy arm-drags free, ROCKS Kendal in the corner, then runs side to side for a YAKUZA KICK! Wendy snapmares Kendal, then SHOTGUNS! The fans cheer while Kendal flounders and Wendy heads after her.

Wendy brings Kendal up but Kendal ROCKS her! And SMACKS her off buckles! Kendal slips under, redirects, then ducks the boot! SHOTGUN! The fans fire up while Wendy bails out. Wendy cools off, then storms up to the apron. She avoids the baseball slide to CANNONBALL! The fans fire up again and Wendy is feeling it! Wendy storms over to Kendal while Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns and Wendy has Kendal in a Tree of Woe! The fans duel as Wendy runs, and she DROPKICKS Kendal outta the Tree! Cover, TWO! Kendal survives but the fans rally up again. Wendy brings Kendal up, suplex, but Kendal fights it to a cradle! TWO, and Wendy has it! TWO and both women stand. Kendal trips Wendy, high stacks, TWO! Wendy tucks Kendal for a cover, TWO! Kendal sits on it, TWO! Wendy has it again, TWO! The fans cheer as both ladies kick low! Then double forearm! Then DOUBLE LARIATS! Both women are down and the fans fire up! The ref checks and both women are okay to continue.

Kendal and Wendy sit up, and Kendal fires a forearm. Wendy fires back, so Kendal fires another. They stand up to throw bigger shots! The fans rally, Wendy CHIPOS, Kendal KICKS and CHOPS and CHOPS! But Wendy CHOPS, CHOPS, and kicks! Kendal ducks the roundhouse to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Kendal runs up, trips Wendy, and spins her around for the slingshot STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Wendy stays in this but Kendal stays on her for a fireman’s carry. Wendy fights free, shoves her away, but Kendal runs up. Wendy pops Kendal to the apron, then avoids a lariat! And another!

Wendy ROUNDHOUSES Kendal, then has her in the ropes! Wendy brings Kendal in, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Kendal survives, Wendy is frustrated, but the fans fire up again! The dueling continues as Wendy hauls Kendal up. Kendal fights the nelson, but Wendy stops the victory roll! DIRTNAP!! Kendal flails and fights around! Kendal arm-drags free, then wrenches Wendy, ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Wendy clasps hands to fight it off, but Kendal pries at that grip! Wendy stacks her again, TWO! Both women stand, Kendal SUPERKICKS Wendy! Kendal hurries to the apron, then up the corner.

Wendy UPPERCUTS Kendal first! Wendy climbs, brings Kendal up, SUPERPLEX! But that’s not all, Wendy rolls it through to BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Kendal survives again and Wendy is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” Wendy looms over Kendal, snatches her into the nelson, but Kendal breaks again! Wendy blocks the superkick to spin and SLAP Kendal! Then the TWIST- NO, Kendal slips through! SHADES OF GREY!! Cover, Kendal wins!

Winner: Kendal Grey, by pinfall (still WWE Evolve Women’s Champion)

Wendy wanted her match, she got her match, but she could not take the title from Kendal! The Grey Area stays golden, but for how much longer?

 

Kali Armstrong finishes watching the match.

She nods and tells Kendal to keep doing her thing as champ, cuz their paths will cross again. Tonight, Kali is focused on Karmen. Karmen keeps asking how Kali gets all these opportunities, but Kali doesn’t see Karmen doing nothing trying to work her way to the top. Other than running her mouth! Damn right Kali carried Evolve as the first Women’s Champion. Karmen must’ve forgotten, Kali already ran through her once. And tonight, it ain’t be no difference. All gas, no brakes ’til she gets that title back! Now get outta her way. Kali is ready to put pedal to the metal, but will Karmen run her off the road?

 

Nikkita Lyons & Arianna Grace visit a psychic…?

They enter the mysterious mystic room, and Lyons asks Grace how she found out about this place. Grace had a giant stack of fan mail, and inside was a coupon for a free psychic reading. And then the lights turn on and the psychic is at her table. “I’ve been waiting for you.” She knew they were coming? Oh, of course, psychic, duh. Grace & Lyons sit at the table, and Lyons asks if she makes her first million this year or next year. And who will she sit next to at the Grammy’s? Oh, wait, is she going to be champion soon? The psychic does palm reading, and says, “Oh. Oh! Oh, my… Ooh…” Is this good or bad?

There is much darkness in their lifelines. OH NO! What does that mean? Let us ask the tarot cards. Five of Swords, conflict and hollow victories. The TEN of Swords, suffering and pain. And lastly… The Tower! Sunset Tower? No, reversal! Destruction! Grace & Lyons freak out, but the psychic says to change their ways! Okay, yes, they will! They will! The psychic keeps telling them to change their ways or else! Does that mean Grace & Lyons will have to… be nice to people?!

 

Evolve congratulates their first graduates!

Eli Knight, Keanu Carver, Sean Legacy, and all three members of The Vanity Project, Jackson Drake, Brad Baylor, and Ricky Smokes, are all officially signed to the NXT roster, as we saw just last night. But even so, Jackson Drake still has a hard road ahead of him with next week’s 3v1 Handicap Match, followed by his title defense against Kam Hendrix on February 4th. Will the Carolina Reaper survive to bring the Evolve Championship to NXT? Or will Wednesdays soon be about Lights, Kam-era, Action?

 

Marcus Mathers VS Braxton Cole!

The war of WWE ID VS WWE PC continues as Philly’s Finest takes on the newest addition to the Evolve roster. Will Mathers make his teammates proud with a big win? Or will Mr. Letterman lead the way into next week’s takeover?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two feel things out. Cole corners Mathers, gets a leg, but Mathers dodges the lariat to fire haymakers and CHOPS! The fans fire up but Cole shoves Mathers away. Mathers dodges the lariat to DROPKICK! And DROPKICK! And- NO, Cole catches him with both hands! Cole TOSSES Mathers to the corner, but Mathers ELBOWS Cole away. Mathers goes up, but Cole trips him off the ropes! Cole runs for a NECKBREAKER DROP! The fans applaud, and Cole clamps onto Mathers to HAMMER him with elbows! Cole grinds Mathers down, then CLUBS him down! And CLUBS him again!

Mathers snarls as he rises up, and the fans rally, only for Cole to CLUB Mathers again. Cole whips Mathers and LARIATS, then covers, TWO! Cole pushes Mathers around, talks trash on him, then drags him up. But Mathers fires body shots! The fans rally for Mathers but Cole UPPERCUTS him down! Cole drags Mathers up, puts him on the ropes, and goes to the apron for a HOTSHOT! Mathers flounders away, but Cole brings him up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mathers survives but Cole drags him up for a neck wrench! The fans rally for Mathers as he endures, but Cole puts on the pressure.

Mathers fights up, claws at the grip, and refuses to give up. The fans rally even more, and Mathers fires body shots. Cole UPPERCUTS Mathers down and the fans boo. Cole pushes Mathers around, then stands him up, but Mathers holds ropes to deny the neckbreaker! Cole flounders, comes back, but Mathers dodges the splash! And he BOOTS Cole back! Mathers goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up again, and Mathers CHOPS, ROCKS and CHOPS Cole on repeat! Cole shoves Mathers, but Mathers ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up with Mathers and he goes up, up, and FLYING STUNNER!

The fans fire up again as Mathers waistlocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Cole survives and Mathers is frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mathers clamps onto Cole, drags him up, and CLUBS away on Cole. Mathers winds up to ROCK Cole, and then brings him back around. But Cole suplexes for the X PLEX! Cover, TWO! Mathers survives and the fans fire up again! Cole is frustrated but he vows to finish this. Cole drags Mathers up, fireman’s carries, but Mathers fights with elbows. Mathers HAMMERS away on Cole, but Cole powers up again. Cole UPPER- NO, Mathers hooks the arm!

Mathers and Cole fight for control! Mathers almost has Cole, but he powers up out of the backslide! Cole flips Mathers over, blocks a kick, but not the ENZIGIRI! And the HOOK KICK! Mathers hurries to the apron, hurries up the corner, but Kam Hendrix shows up just to distract Mathers! Mathers leaps, Cole dodges! Mathers runs up, Cole dodges, and Kam is there! Cole rolls Mathers up, high stack! Cole wins!!

Winner: Braxton Cole, by pinfall

Speaking of handicap, Cole only won because of Kam! And then Kam CHOP BLOCKS Mathers! The fans boo as these two are basically just high school bullies! Team ID says nuh-uh, but Cole hits a DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Wait, someone locked the WWE ID door?! Kam puts a chair on Mathers’ leg! DIVING STOMP!! The fans boo, but Team PC doesn’t care what anyone thinks, only that they get results! Even Brooks Jensen likes how that went. But Keanu Carver’s the one who questions Jensen even being here. Riggins says easy, Keanu. Riggins assures Jensen that Keanu isn’t really a people person, but he’s a stone cold killer.

Jensen says yeah, it’s all good. Now, everyone knows they- Keanu again questions Jensen, how is he part of this? Riggins calms Keanu down again, but Jensen says when Team PC has control, they’re also looking for people to inflict pain on the ID clowns. So hear Jensen out: Let Jensen be one of those guys. Let him inflict pain on Cappuccino Jones. That little punk, what he did to Jensen in the gauntlet, not only will Jensen win, he’ll knock Jones’ freakin’ head off his freakin’ shoulders! Riggins likes that! Presley likes that! Even Keanu likes that. They can make that happen, and more. They’ve got some things cooking.

Jensen heads out, Team PC is starting to like where he’s coming from. Will the Lost Cause get himself a big win on the Performance Center takeover? Or will he fail to bring Cappuccino Jones down from his caffeine high?

 

Harlem Lewis speaks.

“Do you think I give a damn that Kam Hendrix, Keanu Carver, and all those stooges are running the show next week? That doesn’t matter to me. But I heard that Jackson Drake will be here next week. Which means I will be here next week. Team PC and Team ID, they can tear each other to shreds, they can do whatever they wanna do. But while they’re fighting for control, I’ll be fighting for gold. Cuz mark my words, Harlem Lewis IS the next Evolve Champion.” He has put all of Evolve on notice, but who will heed his warning?

 

Kali Armstrong VS Karmen Petrovic!

The inaugural Evolve Women’s Champion has been without that title for almost 100 days, and she is hungry for her second taste. But will she eat up the competition and go right back to the top? Or will is the Shing-Shing about to Evolve?

The big fight introductions are made, and we see who truly holds the “title” of Difference Maker!

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Kali drop toeholds, then she slaps Karmen around. Karmen is mad already but the fans cheer. Karmen waistlocks, but Kali THROWS her off! The fans chant, “Too Strong, Armstrong!” Karmen goes for a leg, but Kali THROWS her away again! Kali then whips Karmen to ropes, but Karmen dodges the shot to fire off KICK after KICK! Karmen SOBATS, eggs Kali on, then dodges her! Karmen swings around, crucifix takedown, TWO, but into body scissors! Kali endures the squeeze, and we see Tyra Mae Steele is not only back in Evolve, but she’s watching from the VIP Lounge.

The fans rally as Kali endures, but Karmen shifts to a LEG HOOK NELSON! Kali endures, powers up, and pushes back to a high stack! TWO, and Karmen turns Kali over for a leg clutch cover, TWO! Karmen is right back on with the body scissors, but Kali elbows free! Kali kicks and whips, but Karmen goes up to SOBAT! Karmen runs, tilt-o-whirl SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Karmen CLUBS Kali down and clamps on with the armlock. Karmen gets the fans to chant, “SHING SHING! SHING SHING!” Is that something she learned from Natalya? Kali fights up, fights around, but Karmen grinds her back down to the mat.

The fans rally as Kali endures, and Kali fights back up. Kali pulls hair, KNEES low, and then scoops, only for Karmen to slips free! Kali bucks the O’Conner, but Karmen dodges Kali! Kali tumbles out of the ring, and Karmen builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Kali at the ramp! The fans fire up with Karmen, and she dares Kali to make a difference now! Karmen stands tall while Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns once more as Kali runs up to RAM Karmen in the corner! Kali RAMS Karmen again and again, stops as the ref counts, and then runs corner to corner to RAM Karmen again! The fans fire up while Karmen slumps down. Kali eggs Karmen on now, then runs around the world to BOOT WASH! Karmen sputters and even Tyra Mae is stunned seeing that. Kali runs again, but Karmen KNEES Kali! Karmen then JUMP KICKS, and she dodges the splash! ELBOW and run, FLYING FOREARM! And another! Then a wrench and SOLE FOOD! The fans fire up as Karmen keeps moving, SLIDING KICK against the ropes!

Kali staggers, Karmen ROUNDHOUSES, and then Karmen runs up to SHING-BLADE! Cover, TWO! Kali survives and Karmen is shocked, but Tyra Mae applauds along with the fans. Karmen suplexes but Kali blocks! Kali wrenches out, kicks low, then whips Karmen. Karmen goes up but gets caught! Kali runs, Karmen slips free, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Karmen rebounds, Kali scoops, POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Kali, and she starts building speed! Karmen stands, but dodges! Kali hits ropes and stumbles, into the PETROFIER! Karmen reloads, PETROFIER AGAIN!! Cover, KARMEN WINS!

Winner: Karmen Petrovic, by pinfall

Kali’s momentum came back to bite her and Karmen arguable scored the biggest win in her career! Even Tyra Mae Steele is impressed. Karmen grabs the mic to say for herself that this is her biggest win in Evolve! Now, it seems to her that the gold blooded killer is #1 contender to the Evolve Women’s Championship! So Kendal Grey, Karmen’s got next! Kendal makes her way back out here, and she applauds Karmen’s win. Kendal has the mic to say they can go next week! She doesn’t stop, she will do it all day! Karmen says okay then! And so, is it official?

We check in with Team PC, as they will be in charge next week. Kam says nah, that ain’t happening next week. PC runs things! And WWE ID got a preview of when Marcus Mathers went down. It will be a full-blown nightmare for them next week. Presley says everything that will happen is justified. Riggins says that reminds him of that clown, Tate Wilder. The cowboy’s gonna learn there are consequences. Kam says the table is set. They take care of Jackson Drake and he’ll become Evolve Champion. Then they’ll control everything! Team PC is ready to do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want! But will it all go according to plan?


My Thoughts:

A very good but also very strange episode. I suppose Evolve is in an adjustment period given all the “graduations” to NXT. Like, I thought them giving us Wendy VS Kendal outta nowhere was to give us a surprise title change, but apparently not. It was a great showing for the new Wendy Choo, though this doesn’t really help her if even her new form isn’t enough to be champion. Kali VS Karmen was a very good main event, but was there some weird editing magic to make it seem as if Kendal accepted the title challenge? And even then, they wouldn’t claim they want the match next week if they knew Team PC wasn’t gonna honor it.

Though that does put good Heel heat on Team PC for saying “LOL No.” I suppose the whole point of PC winning over ID has been to get them big Heel heat, which they have. Them screwing Mathers over was also good Heel heat, really gets you to dislike Kam and Cole. I wonder if the chair spot on Mathers’ leg is to excuse him from Evolve tapings for a minute while he does indie dates. Jensen also wanting credit for being Team PC was a clever promo, and he’ll have a great match with Cappuccino Jones. And at this rate, it does seem Kam will take the Evolve title off Drake, setting him up as the new Heel champion for a Face Harlem Lewis to challenge.

My Score: 8.5/10

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