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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (10/14/23)

It’s a golden Collision!

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Who will be the Face of TNT?

Title Tuesday was big but it looks like Championship Collision will rival it! Will Christian Cage still be TNT Champion after facing Bryan Danielson?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Willie Mack; Joe wins and retains the title.
  • Juice Robinson w/ Bullet Club Gold VS Christopher Daniels; Juice wins.
  • Kyle Fletcher VS Beefcake Boulder; Fletcher wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Skye Blue; Kris wins and retains the title.
  • Keith Lee VS Turbo Floyd; Keith wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage VS Bryan Danielson; Christian wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Adam “Edge” Copeland is here!

The Rated R Superstar is in Toledo and the fans are fired up! Edge says he’s still not used to them calling him Adam but he appreciates it, Toledo! And he has to say, it is raining, cold and nasty out there right now. But let’s get hot up in here, shall we? Just last Dynamite, Christian Cage… Fans boo and Edge says yeah. Christian had a whole lot of things to say, and in his deluded mind, he must actually believe them. But Edge needed to come out here an address everything he had to say- Wait! Here comes Captain Charisma, but he also has security leading the way! As if having Nick Wayne & Luchasaurus by his side wasn’t enough.

Christian and his crew go to the ring, the security forming a wall between him and Edge. Christian hops up on a corner so he can be above Edge, and fans boo as Christian has the mic. “Toledo, shut your mouths while I’m conducting business!” The fans boo more, then chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” But Christian then says Edge has a lot of nerve and just proved Christian’s point. Edge really thinks he’s that special, huh? He just walks out here on Collision, Christian’s show, to be the opening while Christian is the main event. That doesn’t sit right right Christian, so that’s why he has this security here. It’s for Edge’s protection, not Christian’s.

But Christian will cut to the chase. He has a main event to get ready for. Why doesn’t Edge just step out of the ring, up the ramp, and hit the bricks? Because hold on, Christian isn’t done. What’s gonna happen if Edge sticks around in AEW, to put it nicely, it’ll be like if you’re from Toledo: you’ll be known for nothing! So get to stepping or else security will remove Edge the same way Christian, the Face of TNT & WBD, had the BCC escorted from the business so there wont’ be any funny business. Christian wants a fair fight with Bryan, so if Edge is here and the BCC are here, that won’t happen. But Christian will prove what he’s known all along: that he is the BEST IN THE WORLD!

Fans boo but then Bryan Danielson makes his way out! Fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” and Bryan says he’s happy to hear Christian wants a fair fight. Bryan talked with Tony Khan, and in the interest of a fair fight, Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne are banned from ringside! Now, we really will find out, 1v1, who is the better man and who deserves to be TNT Champion! Fans cheer that and Christian looks worried, but here come Ricky Starks & “Big Bill!” The Absolute has a mic to say no no no no no. What is this? The remake of Wild Hogs? Starks sees a bunch of old guys who should’ve said no to begin with.

But also, he’s gonna let us know who is taking up Starks’ time, his and Big Bill’s time, the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions’ time! So excuse Starks for breaking up this bash, but he’ll be damned if he lets this go on any longer. And truthfully speaking, there is no respect here for Edge or Bryan, but there is some for Christian, the only AEW champion in the ring until right now. Starks has security move aside a little so Starks can tell Bryan that he hasn’t forgotten what it took to get past the BCC. Don’t look at him with those bug eyes, Adam! No it’s those stupid silk slacks, dumbass.

Yeah, well, Edge didn’t bring style from the other place. Well, Starks took his from The Rock. Can’t help if you’re a midget version of him, so just shut up and talk to Bryan already, kid. Fans cheer that! Starks says wow, that sends him over the edge. Either way, the difference here is that Starks is a real champion! So if you don’t like it, then get with them to do the damn thing right now! That’s a challenge to Edge & Bryan? But wait! FTR is here! Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are back just a week after their title loss, and fans fire up as they join everyone in the ring!

Cash gets a mic to say seven days ago, AEW medical gave FTR an option. FTR didn’t have to be out there to defend the belts all banged up and under 100%. They could take the night off. But everyone is banged up, year round, the show must go on so FTR said no, they will defend the titles. And sure, that was the wrong choice. But make no mistake, that doesn’t make Starks & Bill the best. That title is reserved for FTR. They may not get an immediate rematch, but that is fine! They will earn the rematch! Titles or not, know FTR are coming for ya!

Dax adds that yeah, they had the choice to just skip it, but like Cash said, everyone’s banged up. Everyone in the audience is some kinda banged up, are they not gonna go back to work? No, we ALL gotta work! And we made a decision. One night only, Starks & Bill were better. But Dax & Cash are too stubborn to stop. You want a fight? Well Saturday night’s all right for a fight, Toledo! And Bryan says speaking of, Starks talked about fighting right now. Christian, how about they make their match NOW!?

Christian is flustered but the fans chant! They want their main event now! But then he shoves a guard into Bryan and the brawl is on! Fans fire up as Bryan, FTR & Edge fight the guards, but that allows Starks, Bill, Christian and the rest to get away. Edge hits an IMPALER! FTR hit a SHATTER MACHINE! Bryan drags the last guard down into the LEBELL LOCK! The guard taps, Bryan smiles at Christian, will this be how the night ends for Collision?

 

MJF meets with the New England Patriots.

Maxwell Jacob Friedman explains that he loves pro-wrestling because it gives an outlet for a little kid to watching at home to feel they can be a superhero who can stand up to bullying and hate. MJF is with #StandUpToJewishHate and its mission to stop antisemitism. When they chant for MJF’s name, they’re cheering on someone who is Jewish, but who is also charming, witty and funny. MJF met with Robert Kraft, who helped found Stand Up To Jewish Hate, and they both wish to educate people against such issues. Jewish people are two percent of the population yet 55% of religious hate crimes are against the Jews. Please, speak up, step up, and #StandUpToJewishHate.

 

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Willie Mack!

The One True King of Wrestling Television wants to be the One True King of Wrestling Period, but that means winning more and more here in AEW. Will Joe satisfy his appetite for violence? Or will the Return of The Mack bring Mack to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if a Mack Attack brings down the king!

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. The two circle while fans rally up. Joe and Mack tie up, Joe wrenches and wristlocks, but Mack spins and wrenches and wristlocks back. Joe puts Mack on ropes, the ref counts, and Joe lets off. Mack and Joe reset, circle, and fans rally up. They tie up, Mack headlocks, but Joe powers out. Mack RAMS Joe but Joe just scowls. Mack says okay, and fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Mack runs, RAMS Joe, but Joe stays up! Joe nods, runs, but Mack BOOTS! Joe rebounds, Mack dodges, but Joe runs him over! Fans fire up again as Joe stalks Mack to a corner.

Joe JABS, JABS and JABS! The ref counts, Joe CHOPS Mack down, then stands him back up. Fans sing “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” as Joe whips. But Mack arm-drags! Mack ducks ‘n’ dodges and GAMANGIRIS! Joe bails out, Mack aims, PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Joe! Mack stands, fans fire up, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mack shakes his arm out, then he stands Joe up to ROCK him! Joe goes around the way, but then CHOPS as Mack pursues! And CHOPS! Joe puts Mack in, then drags him back out, to CHOP again! Mack CHOPS back! Joe snarls and CHOPS, but Mack CHOPS! They CHOP back and forth on the outside, but then Joe HEADBUTTS Mack away! Mack goes to railing, Joe is on him and puts him in the ring. Joe storms in, drags Mack up, then HEADBUTTS! Mack goes to a corner, and Joe CHOPS him! Joe snapmares Mack to then CHOP him on the back! And KICK him in the front! Joe drops an ELBOW, then covers, TWO!

Joe is frustrated but he keeps on Mack with a JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe runs, but Mack DROPKICKS him down! Mack hurries to push Joe over for a cover, ONE!! Joe is hanging tough but Mack CHOPS him in the corner! Collision returns to single picture, and Mack CHOPS again! Mack then PURPLE NURPLES! The ref reprimands, Mack lets off and grins, but Joe CHOPS! Joe ROCKS Mack, whips him, then runs in, but Mack dodges! Mack comes back to ROCK Joe! Then Mack goes side to side to BOOT Joe down! Fans fire up as Mack goes to the far corner, lines up his shot, and he CANNONBALLS! Fans fire up as Mack stands right up!

Mack drags Joe, covers, ROPEBREAK! Mack moves that arm, covers again, TWO! Joe is still in this but Mack keeps his cool. Fans rally up, Mack paces around and he brings Joe up. Mack ROCKS Joe, shakes out his arm, then ROCKS Joe again! Fans fire up as Joe wobbles, and Joe ROCKS Mack! And JABS! And CHOPS! Joe reels Mack in, whips him to a corner, then runs in, but into a BOOT! Mack goes up but leaps into an atomic drop! Joe runs to BOOT Mack! Then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Mack hangs tough but Joe just nods. Joe brings Mack up, but Mack fights the suplex! Mack wrenches to ROCK Joe again!

Mack goes to a corner, runs back in, but into a POWERSLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Mack survives that rough landing but Joe stays focused. Fans fire up more as Joe brings Mack up. Joe CHOPS and ROCKS and ROCKS Mack again! Joe fires off forearm after forearm, then runs, but Mack blocks the boot! Mack kicks to STUNNER!! Cover, TWO!! Joe survives and shocks Mack! Mack looks to a corner, and he goes up! Fans fire up but Joe trips Mack! Joe then tucks Mack in, brings him out, MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, Joe wins!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall (still ROH World Television Champion)

Joe stays on his throne, and he’s less than three weeks from overtaking Jay Lethal’s title reign record! Will Joe truly be the One True King of Wrestling?

 

Backstage interview with CJ Perry.

Lexi Nair is with the “hot and flexible” coldest manager in the game. As she strikes back out on her managerial career, does CJ want to say to her future clients? She would ask them if they’ve ever felt like they were stuck on the sidelines while someone else was getting all the spotlight. Have they studied every single move and know that it should be them out there? Does that make them angry? If yes, then CJ knows how that feels. That is the story of her life. She wants to help people, guide people, and to get titles and make stars. If you need that, then come find the woman that makes made men.

But speaking of, Action Andretti steps in and says he feels like he could benefit from CJ managing her. He’s just a phone call away. And if you don’t know, now you know. Well, nice to meet you, Action. That was quick. Will CJ’s stable become a Sight to See?

 

Danhausen’s jingle is back.

And he says it’s almost time! The clock is ticking. Get your Danhausen masks while you can! Very very very nice, very nice! Very very very nice, very evil!

 

Juice Robinson w/ Bullet Club Gold VS Christopher Daniels!

The Stray Bullet, the Collision Cowboy, the Rock Hard member of the Bang Bang Gang is in action, primed to go after MJF’s Dynamite Diamond Ring! But will he be rolling into Dynamite? Or will he fail to shoot down the Fallen Angel?

The bell rings and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, Juice powers Daniels back to a corner, but the fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” The ref counts, Juice lets off, but then Daniels chases him. Juice bails out, Colten gives him a neck rub, and they say Daniels should just calm down. Juice takes his time getting back in but the fans rally behind Daniels. Juice throws his shirt at Daniels then fires off forearms! Juice CHOPS, whips, but Daniels slides under to then arm-drag! And arm-drag! Daniels has the arm and he grinds it down! Juice kicks around in frustration, fights up, and pulls an ear!

The ref reprimands, Juice whips but Daniels ducks to shove and arm-drag again! Daniels has the armlock again and then drags Juice up to wrench. Daniels grinds the arm, Juice endures, and Juice YANKS Daniels into ropes! Daniels sputters and Juice says Daniels is cheating! The ref argues with Juice about who is the cheater, but Juice storms back up on Daniels. Juice TOSSES Daniels out, distracts the ref, and the Gunns mug Daniels! The fans boo but the Ass Boys get away with that. Daniels staggers back into the ring, and Juice CLOBBERS him! Juice grins while fans boo, and Collision goes picture in picture,

Juice swaggers around, stalks Daniels to ropes, and blows snot on him! Juice then claws at Daniels’ eyes! The ref counts, Juice lets off and he brings Daniels around to TOSS back out! Juice again distracts the ref, but then the ref senses the Gunns creeping up! The Gunns back off, Juice goes out and he whips, only for Daniels to send him hard into railing! Juice writhes and flounders away, Daniels storms up to CHOP! And CHOP! The BCG get upset as Daniels SMACKS Juice off the apron! Daniels then RAMS Juice into more railing! Daniels stomps away on Juice, fans fire up, and the ref has to keep Jay White back.

Daniels puts Juice in the ring, storms up and climbs a corner, but Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Daniels fights the waistlock with elbows! Daniels is free, but Juice CLUBS him! Juice JABS, JABS and JABS! Then the LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Down goes Daniels and Juice SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Daniels survives and the BCG complain while Juice sneers. Fans rally for Daniels but Juice says yeehaw. Juice brings Daniels up, reels him in, but Daniels NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Daniels stands, catches Juice for a COMPLETE SHOT! Fans fire up and Daniels rises! Juice stands, into a LARIAT! And another! Daniels whips, Juice reverses but Daniels kicks him! STO!

Fans fire up with Daniels as Juice flounders. Daniels brings Juice around, fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives and the BCG are relieved, but Daniels calls his shot. Daniels drags Juice up, underhooks, but Juice RAMS him into a corner! LEFT HAND O’ GOD again!! Juice goes corner to corner, to CANNONBALL! Juice fires up, blows more snot, maybe needs a tissue. Juice reels Daniels in, JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Juice wins!

Winner: Juice Robinson, by pinfall

The Stray Bullet still hit the target, and the Bang Bang boys are feeling good. Will Juice win that Dynamite Dozen Battle Royal to then go after that diamond ring? And if so, will MJF just use it to knock Juice out?

Wait, White is kneeling? He presents Juice with his own diamond ring! White puts the ring on Juice’s finger, and then the Gunns stand Daniels up! DIAMOND LEFT HAND O’ GOD!!! Fans boo as Juice gives us a vision of the future he wants to make reality, and he gets a mic. “MJF… You think you’re the only man in the world who can knock a guy out with a ring on his fist? I’ve been knocking losers out like you for years, with nothing on this hand. In fact, this ring right here, I got from TJ Maxx! $24.99! Made of cubic zirconium! But it ain’t the ring, is it? It ain’t the ring when it comes to the Stray Bullet.

“When it comes to Rock hard Juice Robinson, it’s the Left Hand o’ God, and I don’t need anything on it. Trash. But not this left hand. Wednesday, after I win your little battle royal and I win that triple deuce shot for that ring, I’m gonna take that ring from you, Max. And then we’re gonna take a trip to the local pawn shop, and we’re gonna pawn that sucker off! And the Bang Bang Gang is going on vacay, baby!” White has the mic now and he hushes the fans. White tells Max to look! When he wonders why this is all happening, he has one boy to blame: M J F.

MJF brought this on himself when he jumped White from behind with the little devil mask and his paid off gimp squad. Because we all know MJF has no friends! So now this is happening The world is falling apart, and it starts when Juice takes the ring, and it culminates at Full Gear when White is crowned a truly ELITE champion as THE AEW World Heavyweight Champion!! The fans boo more, he hushes them again, and he finishes says J A Y does this better and everybody knows it! If you aren’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya! GUNS UP! Will the Switchblade cut down even The Devil of AEW?

 

Dustin Rhodes speaks.

“They say there is a storm coming. Well Houston, we have a problem. Because I am the storm. The Natural, Dustin Rhodes, is coming home, back to Texas, where he belongs. The Dustin Rhodes today in 2023 is as good as he’s ever been, and this Wednesday, I am coming to win the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royal. And then MJF, I’m coming for that diamond ring around your finger. But most importantly, at a lifetime dream of mine, to become the AEW World Heavyweight Champion. That belt’s around your waist and I’m coming for it. And my path glory starts this Wednesday night in Houston, on TBS, where it all began, where legends live forever.”

 

Backstage interview with Nick Wayne.

Lexi is with Christian Cage’s new protege, and says he has been the talk of the wrestling world after what he did to Darby Allin. But on Dynamite, in Houston, Nick will have a sit down interview with Jim Ross, as well as Nick’s own mom. Wait, a sit down interview? Y-Yes… With his mom? Yes. For what? The whole world wants to know why Nick did that to Darby, including his mom? He has to actually explain himself? If the world wants to know, and his mom, then they can find out on Dynamite. Nick storms off, what reason will he give for turning on his former mentor?

 

Kyle Fletcher VS Beefcake Boulder!

The Aussie Arrow couldn’t shoot down Kenny Omega & Chris Jericho, nor could he slay The American Dragon, but he isn’t giving up just yet. Will he somehow take down the massive man before him? Or will he get crushed by this Iron Savage?

The bell rings and Boulder stomps around. Fletcher and Boulder tie up, and Fletcher can’t even budge Boulder! Boulder shoves him down and motorboats the air! Fans are torn as Fletcher resets and ties up with Boulder again. Fletcher headlocks but Boulder powers up to back suplex. Fletcher lands out, ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAMS Boulder, but Boulder doesn’t budge! Fletcher fires off forearm after forearm, then runs again, but Boulder trophy lifts! Fans fire up as Boulder TOSSES Fletcher! Fans fire up and Fletcher staggers up, but he dodges Boulder to put him on the apron! CALF KICK sends Boulder down!

Fans fire up, Fletcher shrugs and builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Boulder! Fletcher puts Boulder in, “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!” GAMANGIRI! And then a suplex!? No, Boulder suplexes Fletcher to SLAM him down! Down come the straps and he’s ready to eat! Boulder goes to a corner, pumps the hips and climbs up, but Fletcher CLUBS him first! Fletcher gets up and under to POWERBOMB Boulder!! Boulder staggers up, Fletcher runs to CALF KICK to the back! Then dragon sleeper!! Boulder TAPS, Fletcher wins!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by submission

Fletcher knew he couldn’t lift the Boulder, so he decided to squeeze the Boulder! Will Fletcher continue to add to his arsenal so he can win his way to the top?

 

Backstage interview with The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn.

Renee Paquette is with the AEW World Trios Champions, and says congratulations. They’ve defended the titles three times in one week, so what is next? Before answering that, they gotta get to this. They’ve been champions for FORTY-EIGHT DAYS! And in terms of what is next, Caster hopes MJF is seeing all the hard work they’re putting in and- Stop, stop, stop. Billy & Bowens don’t know where this is going, but if it is a thing for Caster, it’s a thing for all of them. But Caster needs to work on his relationship skills, they are absolutely rotten. Bowens agrees, they’re brutal. The social media posts, the massaging, it’s way too aggressive.

So because they are his friends, Billy knows a thing or two about the ladies, Bowens knows a thing or two about the fellas, the two of them can help Caster make friends. In fact, Renee, step back please. They’ll try this. Tip one: just say the first thing that comes to mind- NO, wait, that’s not good here. Just say something nice. Be a gentleman. Okay, and break. So Caster asks Renee, how about her Oral Sessions? Wow, really? What the hell? Is this the best they can do? She’s out. Caster meant her podcast! But then the former Jericho Appreciation Society rolls up and pokes fun at that failure. It was pathetic.

Also, MJF thinks Caster is a loser! And he’s right! The counting, the scissors, it is DONE. It’s stale! It’s old! It’s time to end it! And they’ve got a plan! Memphis, those pretty pink belts are on the line, and 48 days? No one gives a rat’s ass about that! And come Memphis, the home of Elvis, the X-JAS get a taste! Taste deez nuts! See you later, b*tch! Garcia stays back to take his stance, but Hager denies the dance! Will the Acclaimed make sure the X-JAS keep on their losing streak?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Skye Blue!

The Galaxy’s Greatest is a fighting champion, and she’s giving the Chicago Skye her shot! But will Mama Kris put this one to bed? Or will Skye go from Blue to Gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and Kris circles with Skye. They tie up, Kris powers Skye back but Skye pulls hair to put her in the corner. The ref reprimands, Kris says that’s not like Skye, but Skye lets off. Skye and Kris reset, tie up again, and Kris headlocks to hit a takeover. Kris grinds the headlock, Skye fights up, and Kris wrenches to a wristlock. Skye wrenches, Kris cartwheels and headlocks for another takeover. Skye headscissors, Kris kips free and headlocks back. Skye powers up and out, then follows and RAMS Kris! Kris frons, Skye runs, and then Skye wheelbarrows, but Kris blocks the rest. Skye elbows free, but Kris hits a headlock takeover!

Kris grinds the hold, Skye fights up again and powers out, but Kris runs her over! Fans fire up as Kris flexes, then she scoops to SLAM! Skye staggers up, runs in, but Kris sidesteps and scoops, only for Skye to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Skye runs up, but Kris blocks the headlock takeover to hit a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up as Skye goes to a corner. Kris runs in to UPPERCUT! Kris keeps moving but Skye goes out to ROUNDHOUSE! Skye has Kris, Kris shoulders but Skye dodges to CLUB her! And NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Fans fire up and Skye drags Kris out as Collision goes picture in picture.

Skye CHOPS Kris, then follows her to bring her around the steps. But Kris CLUBS Skye! And ROCKS her with a forearm! But then Skye RAMS Kris into the apron! Skye refreshes the count, then CHOPS Kris! Kris CHOPS Skye, CLUBS her, then puts her back in the ring. Kris pushes Skye to a cover, TWO! Skye hangs tough but Kris storms up on her. Skye throws body shots, ROCKS Kris with a forearm, then pie faces her down. And again! Kris gets up to CHOP! Kris suplexes, she holds Skye up, waits until TEN and then SLAMS Skye down! Cover, TWO! Skye hangs tough, goes to a corner, but Kris is on her.

Kris CHOPS Skye, keeps her cornered, and then whips corner to corner hard! Skye bounces off buckles, drops to her knees, and Kris is on her to whip back the other way. Skye dodges the splash to fire off furious forearms! Skye snapmares Kris, then KICKS Kris in the back! Cover, TWO! Skye drags Kris into a chinlock and she grinds Kris down. Kris endures, fights up, rolls, but Skye holds on! Skye squeezes tight, but Kris fights up, only for Skye to throw her by her hair! Skye wraps on a chinlock again, and she leans on the hold. Kris fights up again, Collision returns to single picture, and Kris THRWOS Skye off!

Fans fire up and Kris brings Skye up, but Skye JAWBREAKERS! Skye kicks, Kris blocks, and Kris spins Skye, but Skye BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSES! Skye runs to LARIAT! But then kris sweeps the legs! And SENTONS! Kris fires up, runs in, and she CLOBBERS Skye! Then goes side to side to KNEE! Kris drags Skye back in, fisherman for the DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Skye survives but Kris keeps her focus. Kris storms around, drags Skye up, and she gut wrenches, but Skye slips free! Skye SUPER- NO, Kris blocks and spins, but Skye dodges! Skye runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT! Cover, TWO!! Skye is furious that she hasn’t won yet!

Skye scowls, goes up a corner, but Kris ROCKS her first! Kris CLUBS Skye, climbs up, and goes to the very top! But Skye slips under to POWERBOMB!! Skye goes back up, CROSSBODY, but Kris catches her! POWERSLAM!! Fans fire up while both women are down! A standing count begins as both women stir. Kris rises first at 5 but Skye follows. They throw haymakers back and forth! Kris fires a flurry, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Skye blocks a kick to KNEE, then she runs to SHINING- NO, Kris catches her! But then Skye sunset flips! TWO!! Kris escapes, Skye SUPERKICKS! And SHINING WIZARDS!

Skye keeps moving, RUNNING KNEE! Skye runs again, but Kris blocks tilt-o-whirl for FIGHT NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Skye started showing some edge but Kris is still the Galaxy’s Greatest! Kris offers Skye a hand, but then Willow Nightingale shows up? Willow says don’t bother, and Kris leaves. Kris wanted to show Skye respect, but will anyone show her respect in return?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle Fletcher.

Lexi is with the Aussie Arrow and he says well wishes to his bro, Mark Davis. But saying that, Fletcher now has an opporutnity. Not to only prove he’s one of the best tag team wrestlers, but that on his own two feet, he is one of THE BEST, and at just 24 years old! There are many in this company he considers the measuring sticks of wrestling. He’s face them in 3v3 and 2v2, but never 1v1. Fletcher says Dynamite, Houston, he is calling out KENNY OMEGA! And Fletcher will prove he IS one of the best, Aussie Aussie Aussie! The Aussie Arrow is aiming high, will he be able to shoot down The Best Bout Machine?

 

AEW hears from La Faccion Ingobernable.

It opens with the pronunciation of the word, EEN-GOH-BERH-NAH-BLEH! They drive along, and Jose the Assistant narrates that to be “Ingobernable,” to be ungovernable, “you must be uncontrollable. You must be unruly. You must be unstoppable.” LFI arrives in their Bentley, and Rush says El Toro Blanco is back! This time, his group of destroyers, of killers, are going to HUMILIATE everyone, from the weakest to the strongest. So remember: if you mess with the bull, you get the horns! When and where will LFI strike again?

 

Keith Lee VS Turbo Floyd!

The Limitless One makes his own return to AEW action, still pursuing the goal of making all of AEW #BaskInHisGlory. But with Shane Taylor Promotions watching backstage, will they learn of some possible weaknesses? Or will nothing stop Keith now that he’s back?

The bell rings and fans fire up as the two circle. They sing “OH~ Bask In His Glory~!” but Turbo says shut up! Turbo steps to Keith, kicks low, and then runs up to kick again! Turbo spins to soak up the heat, then he flexes. Turbo brings Keith up and reels him in, but Keith TOSSES Turbo! Fans fire up as Keith runs to POUNCE Turbo! Fans fire up again as Turbo staggers up, into the SPIRIT BOMB!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Keith Lee, by pinfall

Turbo got beat fast! Was there anything in there Shane can use against Keith? Or is he just going to have to match size and strength with his size and strength?

 

Miro speaks.

“The last few weeks have been testing, with my wife’s hotness being around. But I know what’s gonna happen now that she’s here. Because evil doesn’t penetrate the dark, it seduces you under the bright lights. So now, she’ll be surrounded by all the things that she loves. The pursuit of gold will make her more vicious, more angry. Day after day, week after week, until there’s nothing left of her. And that’s what’s going to happen unless I kill it off at every turn! So let this be a warning!” HE HAS ACTION! “I am willing to destroy every man to protect the one woman. This is the promise of The Redeemer.” Will CJ’s stable fail before it begins?

 

Rocky Romero speaks.

“Mistico is the greatest luchador Mexican wrestling has ever produced. A man that brought modern Lucha Libre into the current golden era. In Mexico, wrestling is culture, part of the very fiber that makes the country so unique and special. And the luchador is more than just a man. They’re immortal superheroes treated as idols and gods. And the CMLL World Historic Middleweight Champion, Mistico, is the biggest and baddest of ’em all. But in the last year, CMLL, the world’s oldest wrestling promotion, was tested by its greatest villain, the CMLL World Historic Welterweight Champion, Rocky ‘Azucar’ Romero.

“Mexico’s greatest rivalry, Mexico’s greatest champions, will battle for the very first time in a pound-for-pound battle for the crown.” Who will be THE World Historic Champion after both these men go on a Rampage?

 

Battle of the Belts returns!

The eight edition of this title studded hour returns next week, October 21st, to follow AEW Collision! And first on the card is the AEW World Trios Championships! The Acclaimed will defend against the X-JAS, but will their scissors cut down the sports… enner-tay-ners?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage VS Bryan Danielson!

Captain Charisma ruined Edge just trying to speak to open the show, but now he has to put up or shut up to end the show! Will Christian still be the Face of TNT with no one allowed ringside? Or will the American Dragon be the one to slay him?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who wins this Collision of icons!

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Toledo is on Bryan’s side, which annoys Christian. Christian and Bryan circle, tie up, and Christian powers Bryan back. Bryan powers Christian back, their deadlock goes down to the mat, but then rises back up. Christian arm-drags and then motions he will still be champion. Fans boo Christian, rally for Bryan, and Bryan circles with Christian. There’s maybe like a dozen guys chanting for Christian now but everyone else is firmly for Bryan. Bryan and Christian knuckle lock, go around, and they go shoulder to shoulder for a test of strength. They turn, then Bryan rolls to wrench and trip Christian!

Christian boots Bryan away and the two reset again. Fans applaud as the two circle more. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Christian headlocks for the takeover, but Bryan rolls to a cover. TWO, and Christian holds on. Bryan tries gain, TWO as Christian still holds on. Bryan powers up and out, but Christian runs him over! Then hits the takeover! Bryan rolls it, TWO! Headscissors and push-up! Bryan squeezes tight and fans cheer as Christian endures. Christian kicks forward to the ROPEBREAK, and Bryan lets off. Fans rally as Christian grows frustrated. The two go again, collar ‘n’ elbow, and Christian headlocks.

Bryan powers up, powers out, but Christian runs him over again. Things keep moving, Bryan goes up and over to hip toss! And ARMBAR! Christian flails and moves, but into the omoplata! ROPEBREAK, and then Christian bails out! Fans boo but Christian scowls, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Christian catches his breath while calming himself down, but Bryan is patient. However, Christian has Champion’s Advantage so he is in no rush. Christian returns at about 7 of 10, resets with Bryan, but the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” The two tie up, and Christian kicks low! Christian wrenches, then kicks low! Christian stomps Bryan, stalks him to a corner, then CHOKES him on ropes! The ref counts, Christian lets off, to then wrap an arm around ropes! The ref counts again, Christian lets off again, then Christian UPPERCUTS Bryan to a corner! Christian CHOPS, then follows Bryan as he staggers away.

Christian has Bryan in another corner, to CHOP again! Bryan sputters, Christian keeps close, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Christian fights a waistlock. Fans taunt the “TURTLE NECK! TURTLE NECK!” but Christian pries  the hold open to switch. Bryan switches to get a leg pick, then he turns Christian over! Bryan hooks the legs, fans fire up, and Bryan digs his knuckles in to get at Christian’s arms. Bryan fishhooks Christian, lets off as the ref counts, to then get the arms! Bryan pulls, pulls and ROMERO SPECIAL! Christian endures, it becomes a cover, TWO!! Christian gets free, bails out, then drags Bryan out to join him. Christian whips, Bryan reverses and Christian hits railing hard! Bryan then brings Christian up to whip him hard into more railing!

Bryan runs in to DROPKICK Christian against the railing! Fans fire up, Bryan puts Christian in, then storms after him to get the legs. Bryan ties the legs up in a deathlock, to then have a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Christian endures, flails, but Bryan lets him down to get the arms! Surfboard cradle, TWO!! Christian escapes again, pokes Bryan in the eyes, then ARMBAR DDTS! Fans boo but Christian soaks up the heat as he flexes. Christian storms up on Bryan, stands on the arm and STOMPS it! Bryan writhes, fans boo, but Christian clamps onto the arm. Christian has the mounted armlock but fans tell him off.

Bryan fights up, knees low, and knees low again! Bryan CHOPS, but Christian kicks low! Christian whips, Bryan reverses and Christian hits buckles hard! Bryan goes right up top to DIVING HEADBUTT but he FLOPS as Christian moves! Cover, TWO!! Christian snarls, goes after the bad arm, and he bends it! Christian wants to break that arm but he digs his knees into Bryan’s face. The ref counts so Christian lets off at 4. Christian drags Bryan around to top wristlock that repaired arm. Bryan endures and fans boo, but then Bryan fights up. Bryan RAMS low, HEADBUTTS, then brings Christian around to HEADBUTT again!

Bryan whips, Christian KICKS back! Christian runs in but Bryan DUMPS him out! Fans fire up as Bryan builds speed, to DIVE into a haymaker!! Fans boo but Christian goes up to the apron. But Bryan waistlocks! Bryan wants to suplex but Christian holds on for dear life! Christian drags himself and Bryan up, throws elbows, then SWING KICKS Bryan! Bryan wobbles, Christian POSTS him, and Bryan staggers back, into a hammerlock! Christian then hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX!! Bryan writhes and clutches that arm, and Collision goes back to picture in picture!

Christian leaves Bryan behind to go into the ring, letting the count handle this. The count reaches 5 of 10 while Bryan is still down, and Christian seems to be confident he has this. Bryan rises up at 7, hurries in and breaks the count at 9! But Christian just TOSSES him out the other side! Christian lets the count restart, but Bryan stands at 5 this time. The fans rally up, Bryan feeds off that energy, and he gets back in at 8! Christian stomps Bryan, digs his boots in at the ropes, but the ref counts. Christian lets off at 4, storms around, and then drags Bryan into a hammerlock. Bryan endures, fights up, but Christian leans on him to keep him down.

Bryan fights, Collision returns to single picture, and fans fire up! Bryan throws body shots, but Christian TOSSES him back out! Bryan again clutches the bad arm, but Christian SMACKS that arm off the desk!! Bryan clutches the wrist, but Christian SLAMS the arm again! Christian shows no mercy as he shouts he is the best in the world, then, now and forever! Christian puts Bryan in, hoists him up top, then UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Christian climbs up, soaks up the heat, and then brings Bryan up. Bryan blocks, Christian throws body shots, but Bryan HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS!

Fans chant “YES!” with every HEADBUTT, and then Christian falls back! Bryan stands to DIVING HEADBUTT!! Direct hit this time! Both men are down, and Christian’s forehead is busted open! The standing count begins, both men slowly rise, and they both stand at 5! Christian UPPERCUTS, Bryan HEADBUTTS, and repeat! Bryan HEADBUTTS Christian down, gives him more, but Christian hits low! Christian CHOPS in the corner, whips corner to corner, but Bryan goes up and over, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! Fans are thunderous as Bryan stands again! Bryan aims to KICK! And KICK! And KICKS!

Fans chant “YES!” with every KICK but then Christian bails out. So Bryan just DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Christian! Fans rally, both men stand as the ring count climbs, and Bryan puts Christian in fast. Bryan goes back up, “This is Awesome!” as Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Down goes Christian and Bryan covers, TWO!! Christian survives but Bryan doesn’t lose his cool. Bryan runs in but into a mule kick! Christian goes up to FLYING SUNSET FLIP, but Bryan rolls through to then grab an arm! Christian rolls to throw Bryan away, but Bryan dodges the splash! DROPKICK in the corner!

Bryan KICKS, puts Christian up top, and then climbs up after him! SUPER STEINER SUNSET FLIP COUNTER!! TWO!!! Bryan escapes, fans are thunderous, and Christian HOTSHOTS Bryan from the apron! Christian hurries up top, then FROG SPLASHES!! Cover, TWO!!! Bryan survives and Christian can’t believe it! Christian watches Bryan rise, hooks the arms and turns Bryan, but Bryan steps on a leg! Christian kneels and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” BUZZ- NO, Christian ducks it to REVERSE DDT! Christian aims from a corner, he’s sending a message to Edge here!

Bryan rises, Christian runs in, but Bryan KICKS the Spear! To then BUZZSAW Christian down! Cover, TWO!!! Christian survives, but Bryan says it is time to kick his EFFIN HEAD IN!! The fans are thunderous as Bryan gets the wrists, and starts the DRAGON STOMPS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan lets off, shakes out the bad hand, and aims from a corner. Christian slowly rises, turns around, BUSAIKU- SPEAR!! Christian hits it outta nowhere! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bryan survives and no one can believe it! Toledo is electric as Bryan and Christian go to opposite corners.

Christian again aims, again runs in, but Bryan dodges! Christian hits buckles, then turns around into BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Christian survives, but is put in the LEBELL LOCK!! Christian endures, flails, fans are losing their mind as he kicks around and reaches with a foot! He kicks and he kicks and he gets the ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go, to drag Christian from ropes for the LEBELL LOCK!! Even with one arm, Bryan is holding on! Christian fights, but here comes BIG BILL!? He wasn’t banned from ringside, but the ref won’t let him get in! But then STARKS CLOBBERS Bryan with a belt!!!

Fans boo as hard as they can as this Absolute farce succeeds! Christian covers, Christian wins!!

Winner: Christian Cage, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Starks grins as he and Bill, and then Luchasaurus and Nick Wayne, get in to stomp away on Bryan! And the BCC can’t even get in the arena after what Christian did earlier tonight! But wait, here comes FTR! They’re still here, and they TACKLE Starks and fire off on Luchasaurus! But now it’s 4v2 as Christian’s minions and the AEW World Tag Team Champions- WAIT! EDGE IS BACK!! Edge fires off on everybody! He BOOTS Starks, fires hands with Luchasaurus, then has the edge in the corner! Bill gets both FTR members in choke grips, but they both kick free! Bill tumbles out of the ring, Starks staggers up, but Bill saves Starks from Shatter Machine!

Fans boo, but then Luchasaurus runs up! Edge BOOTS Luchasaurus down! Christian has his Right Hand of Destruction stand down, but they forgot about Nicky! Nick Wayne sees he’s surrounded and fans tell him he messed up. Edge SPEARS Nick down!! The Rated R Superstar & FTR stand tall, but Christian rubs in that he is still the Face of TNT! But will Captain Charisma still face the revenge of his former friend?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here to follow up Title Tuesday and all that, though it also went about as expected. Really good opening segment with a lot of the different players in the title scenes, and it helped set up the main event but also all the brawling at the end. Christian retains after a great main event, because Starks & Bill don’t like Bryan so they helped screw him over as the loophole over the ringside ban. And of course Edge & FTR turn it around so the Faces stand tall. Am I sensing the creation of Rated FTR as a trio against the TNT & World Tag Team Champions? That’d be an awesome move before having separate title matches at Full Gear.

Really good TBS Championship from Kris VS Skye, and despite what commentary said about last night, this was the match where Skye actually showed some real change in personality and aggression. Kris still retains, but I found it interesting that Willow showed up just to stop Kris from trying to shake Skye’s hand. Is there something going on where Skye and Willow will turn and join House of Black so that it’s a six person faction, three men and three women to go for as much gold as they can? I suppose that’s a fine choice, it gives Skye and Willow a story, but I feel like we should’ve gotten that bigger story of Kris, Willow, Mercedes and Diamante instead.

Great squash from Keith Lee with Shane Taylor Promotions watching. Originally, Brian Cage VS Komander was advertised but perhaps they changed things so that a match with story behind it would happen. Cage VS Komander would’ve been a lot of fun, but that is some serious filler. Samoa Joe VS Willie Mack was really good as an opener, but I figured Joe would retain. Joe is building his way up towards the AEW World (apparently now Heavyweight) Championship, the reason for this match being on AEW TV, but Joe should drop by ROH so he and Dalton Castle can actually finish their ROH World TV title story first.

Really good win for Fletcher and good promo for him, but ain’t no way he’s beating Omega. Nothing against Fletcher but Omega needs to get back up with a win as he takes on the Don Callis Family again. Really good match of Juice VS Daniels and Juice of course wins. Good promo from Juice and White to build their part in the rivalry with MJF. Dustin Rhodes also has a good promo to add his name to this, but as it goes, Juice must be winning the battle royal. Nice to see MJF to be part of the Stand Up To Jewish Hate conference, and thereby be a representative of both AEW and pro-wrestling in general to help get this message out in all possible mediums.

Speaking of MJF and BCG and all that, good promo from Acclaimed leaning into Caster not knowing how to go about being a friend to MJF. The X-JAS making a challenge for next week’s Battle of the Belts is a good move, but you gotta believe Acclaimed is going to retain as the X-JAS is falling apart. Garcia wants to do his dance, Menard and Hager are against it, that’s going to keep rubbing Garcia the wrong way and he is just gonna bail to then find Jericho and help him against Don Callis.

Good promo from CJ Perry with Action, and then great promo from Miro where he’s already roughed Action up. That’s definitely a match, and Action is gonna try and be CJ’s first client, regardless of what Miro does. Though, I feel like in order to make Miro stay the Face in this story, CJ should be signing Heels. Unless Miro is going to be Heel again, despite how much the fans like him? Well, I’d say the long game is that Miro and CJ finally reconcile through all the different matches where he beats down her clients, and he ends up her client once again. And great LFI video, but I still hope they reconcile with Andrade, they can all stand stronger together as they once were.

Good video from Rocky Romero to hype up his match with Mistico, but they still haven’t said the words “title for title” or “winner takes all,” so it doesn’t sound like the belts are actually on the line. I suppose that would make sense, as they don’t want to actually have anyone lose a CMLL belt on AEW TV, and this is all for an honorary title of the pound for pound best. Rocky VS Mistico is still going to be awesome, though.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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