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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/25/23)

Time for Round 3!

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Will #DespeWato be anything but tranquilo?

Master Wato & El Desperado are a truly dysfunctional duo, but can they pull together to still take over the Super Junior Tag League? Or will Bushi & Titan rebound from their own defeat?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Boltin Oleg VS The United Empire; Shota, Narita & Oleg win.
  • Hiromu Takahashi & Yota Tsuji VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Hiromu & Tsuji win.
  • Six Man Tag: Tomohiro Ishii, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Oskar Leube VS Just5Guys; J5G wins.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita; Taguchi & DKC win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Catch 2/2; Yoh & Musashi win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Kanemaru win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Intergalactic Jet Setters win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS Bushi & Titan; Wato & Desperado win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.

Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 2-0, 4 points
Catch 2/2: 1-1, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 1-1, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-1, 2 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 1-1, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-1, 2 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 1-1, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-1, 2 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 1-1, 2 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-2, 0 points

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita w/ Zack Sabre Jr!

Both these teams got great first wins to get on the board, but now one team’s momentum has to end! Will the Funky Weapon & Dylan Kyle Cox survive round three? Or will they be shot down by the Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy?

Eagles mocks DKC with a crane stance while Taguchi seems confused by Fujita’s haircut. The teams sort out and DKC starts against Fujita. They circle, fans rally up for “FU-JI-TA!” and the two tie up. Fujita waistlocks, full nelsons, spins and hammerlocks DKC. DKC drop toeholds, floats to a headlock but Fujita wrenches out. DKC spins, wrenches, and wrangles Fujita, but Fujita rolls, handsprings, wrenches and hammerlocks to a headlock. Fans cheer the technical exchange, but DKC powers up and out. Fujita runs DKC over and fans cheer. Things speed up, Fujita jumps over DKC but DKC blocks hip toss to a takedown! Cover, TWO!

DKC runs up but Fujita sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men dropkick but those cancel out, and then both men handspring up! Fans cheer as the two reset. Fujita and DKC look to their senpai, tags to Eagles and Taguchi. Fans join in on “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” Taguchi tries a “KETSU KETSU KETSU! <BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!>” And the fans join in! “KETSU KETSU KETSU!” “OI OI OI!” Fans cheer as Taguchi shows his pink flamingo undies! Where’d he even get those? Eagles and Taguchi circle, tie up, and Taguchi headlocks. Eagles powers out, Taguchi runs him over, but Eagles kips up!

Fans cheer as things speed up, and Taguchi rolls over the drop down, only for Eagles to arm-drag! Taguchi arm-drags, Taguchi avoids Eagles’ dropkick to then basement dropkick! DKC gets in and Taguchi dropkicks Fujita down! Taguchi & DKC double whip, double elbow, and “OSU!” They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP Eagles like he’s bricks. Both men run to DOUBLE TOMAHAWK! Cover, ONE!! Eagles is still in this but Taguchi gives him a point-blank hip attack! And another! And another! Eagles goes ropes, Fujita sneaks a tag as Taguchi whips. Eagles reverses, TMDK DOUBLE ELBOW, then get the legs to SMASH both knees!

Eagles BLASTS DKC for good measure as Fujita brings Taguchi up. Fujita CHOPS, then reels Taguchi in to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Taguchi sputters but Fujita drags him over. Tag to Eagles, he takes the leg and drops an elbow on the knee! Tag to Fujita, he drops an elbow on the knee! Tag back to Eagles, he drops a leg on the leg! Fujita tags in to drop a leg on the leg! Eagles tags back in, SPINNING TOEHOLD! Eagles tortures that leg but Taguchi endures and scrambles for the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets go but drops a knee on the knee! He “apologizes” and then calls his shot. Eagles steps through, but Taguchi kicks him away.

Eagles frowns and comes back but Taguchi CHOPS! And CHOPS! Eagles kicks the leg out! Eagles copies the point blank hip attack! And again! Fans rally and Eagles hip attacks again! Eagles says kiss this as he runs, but Taguchi somersaults to HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up and both men crawl, hot tag to DKC! DKC CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Eagles! Eagles ducks the roundhouse, but not the mule kick! DKC kicks low then BICYCLE KICKS! Fujita runs in but DKC dodges and hits the DKCANNONBALL! Fans fire up a DKC stands Eagles up, “D K FIRE!” He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS away on Eagles!

Fans fire up as DKC chops more and more, then CLOBBERS Eagles! DKC runs to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Eagles is still in this but DKC stays focused. DKC wrenches but Eagles CLUBS DKC. DKC throws Eagles away and ROUNDHOUSES him to the corner! DKC runs in but Eagles dodges, to come back, into a boot! He still BASEMENT 619s! And springboard MISSILE DROPKICK to the legs! Fujita tags in, TMDK fire up and HIGH LOW KICK COMBO! Cover, Taguchi breaks it! Eagles tosses Taguchi, he and Fujita vow to end this! But DKC CHOPS away on them both! DKC fires up, but gets double kicks! And a DOUBLE CHOP!

TMDK double wrench, lift, but DKC fights to DOUBLE DDT! Everyone is down, fans fire up as DKC hot tags Taguchi! Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Fujita in a corner, then goes corner to corner to HIP ATTACK again! Taguchi runs but has to dodge Fujita. Fujita dodges the hip attack! WHEEL KICK! Fujita ROCKS Taguchi, UPPERCUTS him, then CHOPS him in the corner. Fujita whips corner to corner, runs in, but Taguchi puts him on the apron. Fujita ducks the right to ROCK Taguchi, and springboard MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Taguchi is still in this but Fujita vows to end this! Fujita drags Taguchi up, but Taguchi blocks the suplex!

Fujita throws body shots, suplexes, but Taguchi slips free, and feeds Fujita to DKC’s CALF KICK! Fans rally up as Taguchi & DKC get Fujita up. They double whip corner to corner, DKC runs in to back body block! Taguchi runs in to HIP ATTACK! Taguchi scoops, DKC goes up, a spin and LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Eagles breaks it! DKC drags Eagles up, duck sone kick, avoid the other, and URAKENS! Then DKC run sin, but Eagles slips around to ASAI DDT! Eagles runs in but Taguchi puts him on the apron. Eagles GAMANGIRIS first! Eagles springboards, into ANTI-AIR HIP!

Fans fire up as Taguchi styles his hair like Fujita’s as best he can. Fujita CHOPS, Taguchi ENZIGURIS! Chicken wings and DODON- VICTORY ROLL! TWO! Taguchi has it, TWO! Fujita has it, TWO!! OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Fujita rolls right free! And gets around to O’Conner BRIDGE! TWO!! Taguchi body scissors, tucks and GEDO CLUTCH! TAGUCHI & DKC WIN!!!

Winner: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC, by pinfall (gains 2 points; TMDK earns 0)

Incredible! Not only have Taguchi & DKC won twice in three rounds, but he didn’t need to use the panties! Will the Funky Weapon keep it clean to keep things going? Will Eagles & Fujita reload to do better next round?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Catch 2/2!

#MUSAKO is on track but there’s still a long road ahead in this round robin. Likewise, the Public Enemy & Nova Fireball were knocked down by Clark Connors & “Drilla” Moloney, can TJP & Francesco Akira rebound in a big way? Or will Mr. Direct Drive & The Dream Follower keep their own momentum going?

The teams sort out and Akira starts against Musashi. Fans rally for Akira as he circles with Musashi. They tie up, Musashi waistlocks but Akira sits down to then wrench and wristlock. Musashi rolls, wrenches, wristlocks back, but Akira rolls and wrenches to hammerlock. Akira headlocks, Musashi powers out to facelock. Akira spins out to facelock back, but Musashi spins to facelock. Akira spins, Musashi trips and covers, ONE! The two stand off and the fans cheer. Akira and Musashi reset, Akira trips Musashi then things speed up. Musashi hurdles, Akira ducks the elbow to whip Musashi to a corner, but Musashi goes up and over.

Musashi arm-drags Akira, Akira arm-drags back. Musashi sweeps and covers, ONE! Akira sweeps and covers, ONE! Dropkicks cancel out and fans fire up as both men stand back up. Akira nods, then DROPKICKS Musashi down! Akira says he’s smarter and he brings Musashi up. Akira CHOPS, then whips, but Yoh tags in as Musashi reverses. They bypass, drop toehold, and basement dropkick! Fans cheer and Yoh brings Akira around to cover, TWO! Yoh stomps Akira, fans duel, and Yoh brings Akira up. Yoh CHOPS, Akira eggs him on, so Yoh stomps and whips corner to corner. Yoh runs in to back elbow!

Yoh underhooks, BUTTERFLY BRIDGE! TWO, and fans applaud while Yoh stomps Akira. Yoh ROCKS Akira, whips him to ropes, but TJP tags in. Akira shoves Yoh, Catch 2/2 double hip toss! Then “Take Picture!” But TJP’s neck and back give up! So Akira improvises, STEP-UP SENTON! TJP covers, TWO! TJP clutches that neck, he drags Yoh up, and he whips Yoh to a corner. TJP runs in to back body block, then he BLASTS Musashi off the corner! Fans fire up as TJP scrubs Yoh’s face! TJP runs side to side to BOOT WASH! Fans want that “One More Time!” so TJP says okay. TJP drags Yoh back into the corner, but Yoh fights back!

Yoh CHOPS TJP and TJP wobbles. Yoh whips, TJP goes Spider-Man but Yoh handspring kicks him down! PLANCHA on the outside! Fans fire up as Yoh walks around through the crowd. Yoh fetches TJP, brings him up and puts him in the corner. Tag to Musashi, and they double snap suplex! Cover, ONE! Musashi ELBOWS Akira off the apron, then brings TJP up. Musashi CHOPS TJP, puts his legs in the corner, and he goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN TJP in the chest! TJP falls, Musashi drags him to a cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Musashi bumps TJP off buckles, and he tags in Yoh.

Yoh brings TJP around to CLUB the neck. Yoh brings TJP around to a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Yoh clamps on a chinlock but Akira attacks. Musashi goes after Akira, he and Yoh CLUB Catch 2/2. They whip Catch 2/2 to corners but Catch 2/2 BOOT back! Catch 2/2 storms up but #Musako both wrench and wristlock! They both go up corners for the Shinobi Tightrope! DOUBLE OLD SCHOOL! And then Yoh UPPERCUTS TJP! Musashi UPPERCUTS Akira! Cover on TJP, TWO! Yoh wrenches, tags Musashi, and Musashi goes up to AX HANDLE! TJP clutches the arm but Musashi is after him with a CHOP!

Musashi whips TJP to the corner but TJP SHOTGUNS Yoh! Musashi runs in but TJP goes up and over and reels Musashi in, TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up as both men are down! TJP crawls, gets past Musashi, hot tag to Akira! Akira dodges to ENZIGURI then whip! Musashi reverses but Akira RANAS! Fans fire up with the Fireball and he runs corner to corner to clothesline! Akira keeps going, UPPERCUT! And then Akira says “IKU ZO!” Fans cheer as Akira goes up top, to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Akira and he brings Musashi up. Akira ROCKS Musashi, but Musashi ROCKS him back!

Akira ROCKS Musashi again, but Musashi ROCKS him back! They go back and forth, and Musashi CHOPS! Musashi runs, Akira follows to wheelbarrow, but Musashi blocks that! TJP hops in to SUPERKICK Musashi! Akira then chicken wings, TIGER FIRE PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Musashi survives but fans fire up for Akira. Akira drags Musashi up, hooks arms, but Musashi slips free of Speedfire. But then Akira ducks the enziguri! Akira runs, but into an EXPLODER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Akira and Musashi crawl, how tags to TJP and Yoh! Yoh dodges TJP, the foraerms start flying and fans rally!

Yoh gets the edge, runs, but into a JUMP SOBAT! TJP runs, into an UPPERCUT! Yoh runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but TJP hits a THESZ PRESS! TJP hurries up top, MAMBA CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! TJP pounds the mat, fans clap for “CATCH! NI-NI!” TJP runs in, tilt-o-whirls, and he has the IRON OCTOPUS! We hit 15 minutes but Musashi CLUBS TJP down! Akira ROCKS and tosses Musashi then hurries out after him. TJP drags Yoh up, fireman’s carries, but Yoh slips free to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Yoh calls to Musashi and he gets in, SUPERKICK FALCON ARROW! Cover, Akira breaks it!

Fans fire up but Musashi TOSSES Akira out. Yoh fires himself up and brings TJP up. Yoh underhooks, but TJP fights free. Yoh ROLLING ELBOWS! Akira SUPERKICKS Yoh! Musashi ENZIGURIS Akira! Musashi runs, but Akira victory rolls, STOMP 182! Fans fire up as Akira sees Yoh get up. Akira runs in, gets around, shove, and ALLEY-OOP! They set up from the corners, 2 BY 2!! Cover, MUSASHI BREAKS IT! Akira KICKS Musashi out of the ring, then he and TJP regroup. Akira climbs, TJP Electric Chair Lifts, but the neck gives up! Musashi SHOVES Akira down! Then he and Yoh regroup, to DOUBLE SUPERKICK TJP!

Akira gets up, to get DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Musashi PLANCHAS Akira down! Yoh drags TJP up to suplex, DNV!! Cover, TWO!?!? TJP survives the needle on the vinyl but Yoh fires up! Yoh drags TJP up again, underhooks, DIRECT- NO, CRADLE COUNTER! TWO!!! Yoh escapes, hurries up, but TJP blocks the kick to fireman’s carry! But the neck! Yoh RIPCORD KNEES! Yoh fires up again, underhooks, DIRECT DRIVE!!! Cover, #MUSAKO wins!

Winners: Yoh & Musashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Catch 2/2 earns 0)

In a roundabout way, give the assist to Bullet Club for brutalizing TJP. Is Catch 2/2 doomed to fail already? Or can TJP defy the odds to get this team to the finals? Will #MUSAKO keep on rolling to meet them in that finals match?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker are feeling really blue going 0-2, and now they’re up against the Murder Machine & Heel Master! Will Just5Guys be able to thwart all the tricks up the proverbial sleeves? Or will the House of Torture continue to stack the deck?

The teams sort out and Kanemaru starts against Douki. Fans rally as the former tag partners circle, and they’re on Douki’s side. But then Sho attacks from behind! Kanemaru BLASTS Taka, then he and Sho mug Douki, They double whip, Kanemaru runs in but Douki dodges to arm-drag Sho! Douki avoids Kanemaru again to then FLYING HEADBUTT! Fans fire up and Douki tags Taka in. Taka stomps Kanemaru, headlocks, and holds on tight as Kanemaru tries to power out. Kanemaru tries again but Taka still holds on. Kanemaru throws body shots, powers out, but Taka wrenches and headlocks to a takeover!

Taka then shifts to JUST FACELOCK! Sho runs in, Taka kicks his legs out! Taka puts Sho in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Sho taps but he’s not legal, and Kanemaru gets the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go, he drags Kanemaru up, and Taka knees low. Taka SHOTEIS, runs, but Sho swipes at him! Kanemaru runs in but Taka dumps him out! Taka runs, stops, PLANCHA but he lands on the apron as Kanemaru moves. Kanemaru blocks Taka’s mule kick to YANK him down! Fans boo but Kanemaru RAMS Taka into barriers! Sho goes after Douki while Kanemaru SLAMS Taka’s hand against the barriers! Sho uses a J5G banner to CHOKE Douki!

Fans boo but Sho talks trash on J5G. Kanemaru drags Taka up to hammerlock and POST that arm! Fans boo more but Kanemaru storms up on Taka. Kanemaru hammerlocks, scoops and SLAMS Taka on the floor! The House stands down but Sho goes after Taka for a double wristlock! Sho then wrenches, puts Taka in the ring, and Kanemaru stomps the arm! Kanemaru drops knees on the arm again and again! Kanemaru pulls the arm, drags Taka up and tags Sho in. Kanemaru wrenches and Sho CLUBS Taka’s arm! Sho knuckle locks Taka to then wrench and bend the arm, then ELBOW BREAKER!

Tag to Kanemaru but fans rally for Taka. Kanemaru wrenches, hammerlocks, scoops and SLAMS Taka! Then he BOOTS Douki down! Kanemaru drags Taka up, wrenches the arm to a hammerlock then wrangles Taka to KNEE the arm! And again! Kanemaru grins as he tortures his former friend with the hammerlock half nelson combo! Fans rally as Taka endures, “pirate crucifix” cover, TWO! Taka is still in this but Kanemaru still has the arm. Kanemaru wrenches the double wristlock, tags Sho, and Sho CLUBS the arm. Sho wraps the arm around ropes, the ref counts, but Kanemaru claws Taka’s face!

The ref reprimands, the House lets off, and Sho brings Taka around to a cording hold. Sho wrenches, has both arms trapped, and then he trips Taka to throw him down. Sho taunts Taka, stands on the bad arm, but fans rally up. Sho taunts Taka and kicks him around. Sho mocks Taka’s pain but Taka fires body shots. Fans rally for Taka as hard as they can and Taka fires hands. UPPERCUT! Sho gets around, pop-up into ARMBAR! Kanemaru BLASTS Douki but Taka fights his way around, ROPEBREAK! Sho lets go as the ref counts 4, and Sho tags Kanemaru. Kanemaru stomps Taka’s bad arm, then drags Taka up. Taka CALF KICKS Kanemaru down!

Fans fire up as Taka crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Douki! Fans fire up as Douki kicks and whips. Kanemaru reverses, Douki ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Sho returns to kick and CLUB Douki, then he and Kanemaru double whip. Douki springboards, to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up as Douki has Kanemaru in a drop zone. Douki goes up to DIVING DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Douki keeps cool and goes to the apron. Douki slingshots, but Kanemaru BOOTS him down! Kanemaru knows Douki’s moves too well for that to work. Kanemaru runs in but into a BOOT! Douki runs, spins and drops, ITALIAN STRETCH #32!

Fans fire up as Kanemaru endures the “Douki Chokey!” Kanemaru reaches out, but Douki rolls him away, but Kanemaru makes that a stack cover! TWO!! Douki gets free, kicks low then runs, but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Kanemaru grabs the leg to SMASH the knee on the mat! Then he stands Douki up to SHINBREAKER! Step through, but Douki boots Kanemaru away! Douki gets around, Kanemaru switches but Douki elbows free. Kanemaru keeps Douki from running, but Douki gets free to ENZIGURI! Kanemaru ENZIGURIS back! Douki rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and fans fire up!

Douki and Kanemaru crawl, they reach out, hot tags to Sho and Taka! Fans fire up but Sho hits low! Sho rakes eyes, runs, but Taka goes the other way! Taka redirects and BOOTS Sho down! Fans fire up and Taka brings Sho up. Sho bends fingers! Taka pokes eyes! Taka runs, but Sho uses the ref as a shield! Then he SPEARS Taka down! Kanemaru has his whiskey! But that’s just a decoy because Sho gets the Murder Tool! Douki runs in to ENZIGURI! Taka BOOTS Kanemaru! Taka & Douki go out to DOUBLE ASAI MOONSAULT! Fans fire up for the hangtime alone! Taka roars and he drags Sho up and into the ring.

Taka sets Sho up for Douki to RAM! KNEE! DAYBREAK!! Taka runs to SHINING WIZARD!! Cover, TWO!! Sho survives but Taka is right on him, JUST FACELOCK!! Sho flails, Douki intercepts Kanemaru with a HELL STAB! The Whiskey Mist goes flying, and then Douki gets Kanemaru in the ITALIAN STRETCH!! Fans are thunderous for the stereo submissions! SHO TAPS but Kanemaru KICKS the ref!! Taka lets go to check on the ref, and Sho LOW BLOWS!! Sho gets the wrench to CLOBBER Taka! But now Sho needs the ref to call the cover! Sho hauls Taka up, tucks the arms, SHOCK ARROW!! Cover, House of Torture wins!

Winner: Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Catch 2/2 earns 0)

If ya blinked, ya missed it! The Heel Master is a master of misdirection! Will the House of Torture be able to bust out new tricks thanks to that old dog? Will Douki & Taka ever get going as a team?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

Kushida & Kevin Knight almost got the tag titles back in Ryogoku, but in a way, this is their second chance. Can the former champs fly high and grab those golden tickets? Or will “The Cowboy & The Criminal” just give them a repeat of Destruction?

The teams sort out and Knight starts against Connors. Fans rally up as Knight and Connors circle. They feel things out, clinch, Knight waistlocks but Connors trips him. Knight avoids the rear mount but Connors still front mounts. Knight slips out to get a leg, but Connors rolls free. The two reset, circle, and fans applaud. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Knight waistlocks to SLAM Connors down! Knight waistlocks, Connors fights up and switches, but Knight pries free to drop toehold and facelock. Knight rolls with Connors, but Connors fights up to wrench. Knight rolls, kips and wrangles Connors to then handstand and he drops a knee on the arm!

Fans cheer and Knight twists the arm. Knight stands Connors up, wrenches, and tags Kushida. Kushida takes the handoff but Connors rams Kushida to a corner. Drilla tags in, Kushida gets free but Drilla avoids the leg guard. Drilla grabs at Kushida but Kushida gets the arm to wrench it. Kushida hammerlocks, then trips Drilla to get the legs and turn hi mover! Drilal resists but Kushida SLAPS his back and gets the arms, SEATED SURFBOARD! Fans cheer the shoutout to Liger, and then Kushida stands on Drilla! Kushida stands Drilal up, wrenches, and tags Knight. They whip Drilla, drop toehold and SPLASH!

Fans cheer and Knight swaggers up on Drilla. Knight UPPERCUTS Drilla back down and says “Tsuyoi, baby!” Knight UPPERCUTS, Connors sneaks a tag and Drilla reverses the whip. Drilla hurdles then drops, then he rushes Kushida, only to get dumped out! And Knight LEAPS over the Pounce! Scoop and BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up and Knight aims at Drilla. PLANCHA, but Drilla dodges! Drilla swings, misses, Knight jumps back to the apron! Knight jumps the sweep to mule kick! Connors goes out to APRON SPEAR to the floor! Drilla CLOBBERS Kushida and Connors drags Knight up into the ring. Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up but Drilla DECKS Kushida! Connors stomps Knight, stalks him to a corner, and TOSSES him across the way! Knight writhes and Connors shouts “WHAT!?” Connors stalks Knight to the corner, tells fans to shut up, and he tags Drilla. Bullet Club stomps Knight, Drilla CHOPS Knight, but Knight CHOPS back! And CHOPS! Drilla UPPERCUTS Knight down! Drilla digs his boots in, Connors tags in and he BLASTS Kushida for good measure. Bullet Club drags Knight up to CHOP! Connors follows Knight along the way, CHOPS him in another corner, and he brings Knight out to snap suplex!

Drilla & Connors talk trash while fans boo, and Connors drags Knight up. Connors UPPERCUTS Knight, bumps him off buckles, then tags Knight. They Too Sweet but Knight fires off forearms and CHOPS! Drilla kicks low, Connors adds on, and they double whip. Knight leaps the line, but they avoid the Pele! SUPERKICK and POUNCE! Drilla BLASTS Kushida then covers, TWO! Knight is still in this but Drilla drags him into a CROSSFACE! Knight endures, pushes his way around, but Drilla clinches. Knight ROCKS Drilla but Drilla ROCKS Knight! They go back and forth, Drilla eggs Knight on and Knight fires forearm after forearm!

Drilla ROCKS Knight, Knight ROCKS Drilla, and they pick up speed! Fans fire up as the shots keep going, and Knight gets the edge! Knight ROCKS Drilla, but Drilla CHOPS! Drilla spins, Knight dodges, SKY HIGH! Fans fire up while both men are down! Drilla and Knight crawl, hot tags to Connors and Kushida! Kushida FLYING CHOPS Connors! And KICKS away on the arm! Kushida whips, Connors reverses but Kushida CROSSBODIES! And then PELE! Kushida whips Connors to hip toss, cartwheel and basement dropkick! Fans fire up as Connors flounders, and Kushida brings him up. Kushida puts Connors up top them climbs.

Kushida SUPER- NO, Connors holds ropes to fight the Steiner! Knight runs in, FLYING SPEAR takes him down! Connors hauls Kushida up, feeds him to Drilla, BRAINBUSTER! Drilla drags Kushida back up, Connors climbs, but Kushida has the FUJIWARA! Connors AX HANDLES Kushida! Connors & Drilla double whip, Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up with Kushida and he runs in at Drilla, SHOTEI! Kushida then SHOTEIS Connors! Kushida sends Connors into Drilla, DOUBLE SHOTEI! Kushida sits them down, Knight wants to hit this! Kushida helps give him the boost, COAST2COAST!!

Fans fire up and Kushida drags Connors up! HAMMERLOCK PLEX! Bridging cover, Connors fights, and Kushida pushes the shoulders down. ROPEBREAK! Connors survives by a literal foot, but Knight tags in. Kushida Electric Chair Lifts, but Drilla drags Knight out! Connors gets free and Drilla GORES Kushida! Knight returns, but into a ripcord CHOP, UPPERCUT and ENZIGURI! Then feed to the POWERSLAM! Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads, they aim at Knight, DOUBLE GORE!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and fans fire up! Connors calls to Drilla, he tags in, and Drilla drags Knight up. Connors climbs, but Knight slips free of the suplex!

Knight shoves Drilla into Connors! Knight tags Kushida, before using Drilla as a step, and he FLYING SHOTGUNS Connors off the top!! Connors tumbles to the floor and Knight goes back for Drilla. Drilla swings, misses, and Knight dodges to FLY onto Connors! Kushida pokes Drilla in the eyes! Kushida KICKS and KICKS, but Drilla SPINEBUSTERS and DOUBLE STOMPS! Drilla pushes Kushida around, but Kushida FASTBALLS! Kushida whips, Drilla reverses and he catches Kushida’s handspring! DRILLA K- NO!! Kushida lands on his feet! Kushida high stacks, TWO!! Drilla sunset flips, TWO! Kushida sits on it, JET SETTERS WIN!!!

Winners: Intergalactic Jet Setters, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Connors & Drilla earn 0

Revenge is sweet for the former IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions!! Fans are thunderous as Knight & Kushida have those golden tickets in their back pockets! Will they solidify their title shot by winning the whole tournament? Or will Bullet Club reload and hit harder next round?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS Bushi & Titan!

The Way of the Grandmaster & The Rogue Luchador are the most odd “odd couple” in a long time for NJPW, while the Black Mask & El Inmortal were fingertips away from last year’s finals. However, both teams stand at 1-1 and are main eventing the third round. Who comes away with a much needed rebound victory?

As they make their entrance, Wato insists Desperado tries on the #DespeWato shirt. Desperado takes the shirt, and throws it to the fans! Free souvenir! Wato says okay, at least someone will wear it. The teams sort out and while Titan calls out Wato for a rematch of Best of the Super Juniors finals, Desperado says he is Titan’s opponent. LIJ fist bump, fans cheer, and then Wato wants a high-five. Desperado stares at the hand, sighs, and just leaves Wato hanging. Titan starts with Desperado as a rematch of the BOSJ semifinals. Fans rally as the two circle, and Desperado offers a handshake. Titan accepts and fans cheer the sportsmanship.

Desperado and Titan circle more, fans seem to duel between them, and the two tie up. They break, tie up again, and Desperado waistlocks. Titan spins around but Desperado switches. Desperado full nelsons, snapmares, and chinlocks, but Titan grabs a leg to trip Desperado. Titan has a toehold but Desperado rolls to get a rear mount, then an armlock. Desperado drags Titan up, headlocks, but Titan powers his way to a facelock. One fans leads a “DES-PE-RADO!” chant but the fans still clap clap, clap clap clap. Titan rolls, handsprings and arm-drags free, then handsprings again! Fans fire up as the two stare down.

Desperado applauds and the two reset. Wato wants a tag, Desperado obliges and Titan also goes to his corner. They tag and now fans cheer as Wato and Bushi circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Bushi pushes Wato to ropes. Wato turns it around, Bushi turns it around, repeat. Red Shoes calls the break, Wato lets off, but then CHOPS! Bushi scowls, then CHOPS back! They CHOP and CHOP, fans fire up as things speed up, and then they get forehead to forehead! Titan and Desperado step in to do the same. Then the CHOP fight is multiplied! Fans fire up, everyone shouts at each other, and then they all go outside!

Titan and Desperado fire more CHOPS, as do Wato and Bushi! Red Shoes reprimands, but all four men decide to go to the orange seats! Fans cheer as they all go up the steps and the lights come up! The CHOPS continue to go back and forth! Desperado gets the edge, as does Wato. DespeWato coordinate, they send LIJ in, but Titan leaps over! Titan SUPERKICKS Wato and Bushi ROCKS Desperado! And now Titan sees the ledge! Titan and Bushi each climb up, and they both SUPER CROSSBODY Wato & Desperado! Fans are thunderous for the daredevil stunt! LIJ coordinates and they get Wato up.

Red Shoes reprimands, he wants this back in the ring. Titan & Bushi oblige and head back to the ground floor. Fans fire up with LIJ, but then Bushi storms up on Wato! Bushi brings Wato down the rest of the way, puts him in the ring, and Titan drags Wato up. LIJ double whips, SOBAT, dropkick to the legs and a basement dropkick to the face! Bushi covers, TWO! Fans rally, Bushi stomps Wato, and he stands Wato up. Wato CHOPS, Bushi CHOPS! Bushi bumps Wato off buckles, DOUBLE CHOPS, then he stomps Wato. Desperado is back and he goes after Bushi, but Titan helps get Desperado! Titan CHOPS Desperado!

Titan tosses Desperado out, Bushi drags Wato up, and Bushi hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Bushi tags Titan, and Bushi wrenches Wato. Titan climbs up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Wato clutches the elbow but Titan KICKS and SOBATS him into a corner. Titan wrenches, whips, then runs in, but into BOOTS! Wato BULLDOGS but Titan handsprings through!? And basement dropkicks Wato down! Fans fire up again as Titan whips. Wato reverses and CALF KICKS! Both men are down and fans rally up again! Wato hot tags Desperado! He DECKS Bushi, runs Titan over, then ELBOWS Titan down!

Desperado whips, Titan holds ropes to BOOT back, but Desperado scoops for a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up more and Desperado is feeling it! Desperado drags Titan up, reels him in, gut wrenches, but Titan fights that! Titan wrenches to SOBAT, fires up, and he runs, but into an ELBOW! Desperado whips, Titan reverses, then goes Matrix to CALF KICK! Both men are down again and fans fire back up! We pass 10 minutes, Titan sits up and he heads for Desperado. Titan roars and he drags Desperado up. Titan reels Desperado in but Desperado fights the lift! Desperado wrenches out to ROCK Titan!

Desperado whips, Titan reverses to TORNADO- NO! Desperado blocks that to suplex and BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Titan is still in this and fans fire up again. Desperado is frustrated but he roars and brings Titan back up. GUITARRA- NO, Titan slips out, shoves, and hits the TORNADO DDT! Fans are thunderous again with both men down! Wato and Bushi rise, and their partners crawl for the corners! Hot tags to Wato and Bushi! Wato swings, misses, and Bushi ROCKS him! Wato ROCKS Bushi back, and now they go back and forth with forearms! Fans rally as these two throw shot after shot!

Bushi gets the edge on Wato, ROCKS him to a corner, then ROCKS him again! Bushi whips, Wato reverses but Bushi puts Wato on the apron. Wato blocks the haymaker to GAMANGIRI! Springboard and MISSILE UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Wato and he drags Bushi up. Wato wrenches, clinches, but Bushi fights the lift! Bushi wrenches out but Wato SOBATS! Wato runs, but Bushi dropkicks the legs out! Bushi drags Wato around, hooks up the legs, and has a TRAILER HITCH! Wato endures and fans rally up as he crawls around. Wato reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Bushi puts pressure on until Red Shoes counts 4.

Bushi lets Wato go, stomps the legs, then drags Wato up. Bushi FISHERMAN- NO, Wato slips out to ROUNDHOUSE! Fans fire up and Wato stands Bushi up. Wato wrenches, hooks, RECIENTEMENTE! Cover, Titan breaks it! Desperado stomps Titan for that, and he coordinates with Wato. DespeWato double whip, but Titan ducks the lariats to shove Wato into Desperado! Then he knuckle locks and CHOPS Wato, to go up and up and tightrope walk, ESCALARA RANA on Desperado! Fans fire up as Titan ducks ‘n’ dodges Wato to then FLY out onto Desperado! Oleg has to take the hit to save the fans!

Bushi catches Wato to a DDT! Then he drags Wato up to reel him in, suplex and he hangs Wato out to dry! Titan is on the corner! Titan GUILLOTINE KNEE DROPS! Bushi aims as we pass 15 minutes, and Titan pounds the mat. Fans rally up, Wato staggers up, Titan takes off the elbow pad! LOCO LARIAT! CODE BREAKER! ANGEL INMORTAL!!! Cover, DESPERADO BREAKS IT!! Fans are electric as all four men are down! Titan & Bushi regroup, they dropkick Desperado and drag him up. They double whip, Desperado holds ropes and then KICKS Titan out of the ring! Desperado ELBOWS Bushi, but Bushi DROPKICKS Desperado!

Fans rally up as Bushi roars! Bushi brings Wato up, but Wato CHOPS! And CHOPS! Bushi knees low, CLUBS away on Wato, then brings him around to whip. Wato reverses, Desperado hits a SPINEBUSTER! Feed to the TSUTENKAKU!! Bridging cover, Titan KICKS it apart! Desperado TOSSES Titan, shouts to Wato, then he builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and now Yuto Nakashima has to save the fans! Wato drags Bushi up, wrenches and hammerlocks, but Bushi slips free to backslide! Wato rolls through to spin, RECIENTEMENTE DOS!!! Cover, DESPEWATO WINS!!

Winner: Master Wato & El Desperado, by pinfall (gains 2 points; LIJ earns 0)

Incredible! Almost miraculous, even! LIJ falls to the oddest duo in the team, but wait, Desperado is bailing out? He’s not sticking around to close this out? Wato is a bit confused, too, but at least they won. LIJ heads out, will they be able to get on track to where they were last year?

As for Wato, he gets the mic to speak after all. They finally got this to work and got another win. Wato’s so happy he and Desperado pulled off the Spinebuster to Tsutenkaku he pitched the other day. And now, little by little, as a team, a duo, Wato & Desperado will take Super Junior Tag League! Wato leaves it at this, and he bows thanks to the fans. Will #DespeWato end up taking this tournament as the dark horses of Super Junior Tag League?

 

Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!

Intergalactic Jet Setters: 2-1, 4 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 2-1, 4 points
Yoh & Musashi: 2-1, 4 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-1, 4 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-1, 4 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 2-1, 4 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-2, 2 points
Catch 2/2: 1-2, 2 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 1-2, 2 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-3, 0 points


My Thoughts:

Another great round for Super Junior Tag League, and we got some great upsets this round. Yoh & Musashi getting theirs off a less than 100% TJP made sense. That damage done by Connors & Moloney is going to hold Catch 2/2 back from here on, but that makes for great drama as the rounds go on. And then Intergalactic Jet Setters winning over Connors & Moloney was an awesome move. The champs won’t be perfect in the round robin, and now Jet Setters can get a title match before WrestleKingdom without having to also win the tournament. And given that awesome main event, DespeWato getting that awesome win probably foreshadows that they’ll win the tournament and challenge whoever (probably Bullet Club) at WrestleKingdom.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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