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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/24/23)
Time for Round 2!
Tonight closes with a grudge match!
Super Junior Tag League has barely just begun, but we already get a top tier match as TJP & Francesco Akira take on Clark Connors & Dan Moloney!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Oskar Leube VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- Six Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; Time Limit Draw.
- NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Boltin Oleg; ZSJ wins and retains the title.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: BUSHI & Titan VS Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC; Taguchi & DKC win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita; Eagles & Fujita win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Master Wato & El Desperado; Yoh & Musashi win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Kanemaru win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.
Catch 2/2: 1-0, 2 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 1-0, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-0, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-0, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-0, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 0-1, 0 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 0-1, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 0-1, 0 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-1, 0 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 0-1, 0 points
NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Boltin Oleg!
The Front Man was meant to defend this title against the Young Lion from Kazakhstan, but Oleg’s wrist injury kept him out of action at the time. But now, Oleg is here at 100%, ready to end this title’s “season one!” Will Oleg make this the Boltin Show? Or will he see for himself that The Mighty Don’t Kneel?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Oleg makes the most of his 15 minutes of fame!
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Fans rally as the two circle, and they feel things out. They go around, each man avoids the other’s leg pick, but Oleg almost corners ZSJ. They go again, Oleg puts ZSJ on ropes but the ref counts. Oleg lets off cleanly and the two reset. They feel things out, ZSJ rolls but they still tie up. Oleg waistlocks but ZSJ pries at an arm. Oleg blocks using a leg, smothers the drop toehold and floats around. ZSJ switches, the two separate and fans applaud the exchange. ZSJ and Oleg reset again, feel things out, and Oleg hits as fireman’s carry takeover! Then another! Then a third!
ZSJ goes to ropes and Oleg lets off. Oleg talks a little smack but ZSJ stands. ZSJ fires up for some technical wrestling, and the fans rally. The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, are in a deadlock, but Oleg wrenches. Oleg has the wristlock but ZSJ rolls. Oleg still wrangles ZSJ but ZSJ kips up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Oleg wrenches to WRING the arm! ZSJ reaches out with legs but Oleg has a cording hold. ZSJ reaches back to headscissor but Oleg doesn’t budge. ZSJ reaches out with a leg for the ROPEBREAK, and fans cheer as Oleg lets off. Oleg stomps ZSJ, eggs him on, and ZSJ stands. The two reset again and feel things out.
ZSJ KICKS a leg, headlocks, but Oleg powers up and out. Oleg runs ZSJ over! Fans fire up as ZSJ flops out of the ring! Oleg hurries out to fetch ZSJ, stomps him, then ROCKS ZSJ! ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Oleg grins as he CHOPS ZSJ down! Fans fire up, Oleg stands ZSJ up to ROCK him, and then CHOP! ZSJ wobbles in front of the front row but Oleg follows him. ZSJ UPPERCUTS, Oleg eggs him on, so ZSJ UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Oleg CHOPS ZSJ down! Fans fire up and Oleg stands ZSJ up. Oleg CHOPS ZSJ against the post! Oleg ROCKS ZSJ, then swings, but ZSJ ducks! The chop HITS POST!
Fans fire up as Oleg holds his hand, but ZSJ whips him into railing! And SLAPS the hand against the barriers! Oleg shakes that hand, ZSJ wrenches and wrangles Oleg to the ground, to STOMP the arm! Fans fire up as we pass five minutes and ZSJ leaves Oleg behind. Oleg shakes out the bad hand, goes back to the ring, but ZSJ stands on him. ZSJ grabs the arm, bends the fingers, but Oleg has the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ STOMPS the bad arm again anyway! ZSJ stands on the fingers, stands on Oleg’s head, then grabs the other arm to twist and torture that hand! ZSJ isolates the arm to STOMP it! Oleg writhes as both hands are in pain!
ZSJ eggs Oleg on, that this is what pro-wrestling is, so Oleg gets up in a huff. Oleg ROCKS ZSJ, but that hurts Oleg’s hand! ZSJ eggs Oleg on, and Oleg CHOPS! Still hurts the hand and ZSJ smirks. Oleg CHOPS, ZSJ blocks, and ZSJ UPPERCUTS the arm! ZSJ whips, Oleg reverses to lift, SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up as both men are down! Oleg shakes out his hands, stands back up, and he brings ZSJ around to scoop and SLAM! The arms themselves still work, so Oleg picks ZSJ up and whips him corner to corner hard! ZSJ bounces off buckles and falls to the mat! Oleg storms up, brings ZSJ around again, for another scoop and SLAM!
ZSJ writhes, Oleg stalks him, and then whips him corner to corner again. ZSJ goes up and around, but runs into a clinch! So ZSJ turns that to a GUILLOTINE! Bearhug fights facelock, and then Oleg hits an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!! Oleg keeps his cool and goes for the legs! ZSJ fights the Crab but Oleg drags him from the ropes. Oleg tries but ZSJ blocks the turn. ZSJ then sits up to fire forearms! ZSJ gets free, fires more forearms, then he UPPERCUTS! Oleg wobbles but comes back to DECK ZSJ! Fans fire up again as Oleg stands ZSJ up. Oleg suplexes, but ZSJ fights it to wrench and PELE the arm!
Oleg snarls, but ZSJ KICKS the arm! And ROUNDHOUSES Oleg! Oleg sputters while he’s down on the mat and fans fire up! ZSJ catches his breath, he and Oleg get back up, and fans rally. ZSJ waits on Oleg, to then KICK him down! Oleg sits up, into another KICK! ZSJ KICKS Oleg again, then waits in a corner. Oleg sits up, but he blocks the Penalty Kick! BEARHUG! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ten minutes as Oleg covers, TWO! Time is on ZSJ’s side but Oleg has the legs again. Oleg works to turn ZSJ over, and succeeds! BOSTON CRAB! ZSJ endures, turns back over, but Oleg turns him back over to the BOSTON CRAB!
Oleg sits deep but ZSJ still fights! ZSJ reaches out, powers his way forward, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Oleg lets go quickly and doesn’t lose focus. Oleg stands ZSJ up to fireman’s carry, but ZSJ fights free! IRON OCTOPUS! Oleg endures and powers his way out to the fireman’s carry! ZSJ still fights but Oleg goes to a corner. ROLLING SENTON! Both men are down and fans fire up! Fans rally as we hit the three minute warning! ZSJ and Oleg stand, and Oleg ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm! Oleg eggs ZSJ on so ZSJ UPPERCUTS! ZSJ eggs Oleg on so Oleg ROCKS ZSJ! ZSJ CHOPS! Oleg ROCKS! CHOP! ROCK!
ZSJ rebounds to UPPERCUT! Oleg rebounds to DECK ZSJ again!! Fans fire up but Oleg has to hurry! Oleg roars and hoists ZSJ up again. ZSJ slips free to facelock, Oleg fights to a waistlock, two minute warning as Oleg GERMAN SUPLEXES! Oleg hurries to drag ZSJ up again, fireman’s carries, but ZSJ still fights! HANGING TRIANGLE, into an ARMBAR, but Oleg clasps hands! ZSJ SNAPS the fingers to break the grip! ARMBAR!! Oleg TAPS, ZSJ wins!
Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (still NJPW World Television Champion)
At 13 minutes and 38 seconds, The Submission Master makes “Ichiban Meat Boy” #JustTapOut! His reign is now 294 days with 15 defenses, will ZSJ make it to one full year with this title? Will there be a sequel to this sleeper hit with Oleg some day?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: BUSHI & Titan VS Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC!
Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Black Mask & El Inmortal won big on opening night, and now kick off round 2! But will they keep things tranquilo? Or will the Funky Weapon and Dylan Kyle Cox finally click as the new team on the block?
Fans rally for Titan, then chant for “D K C! D K C!” DKC steps up, LIJ fist bump, and Titan steps up. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are stronger for Titan as he and DKC tie up. They go around, break, then go again. DKC waistlocks but Titan spins to facelock. DKC wrenches, Titan rolls, kips up and bridges, to then handspring and wrench. DKC spins, slips under, sunset flips, TWO! The two stand off and the fans applaud. DKC and Titan reset, feel things out, and Titan trips DKC. Things speed up, Titan cartwheels then sidesteps, but DKC handsprings through a hip toss to arm-drag! Fans cheer as DKC storms up.
DKC kicks, whips, but Titan reverses to TORNADO- NO, DKC slips free. Titan sends DKC out, DKC rams Titan and springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Titan bails out, fans fire up, and DKC builds speed. Titan is back to springboard CROSSBODY! Direct hit and fans fire up again. DKC still kicks first, then whips. Titan reverses to TORNADO DDT! Now it hits, and DKC bails out! Fans fire up, Titan builds speed, but Taguchi runs interference! The ref reprimands, but Bushi attacks DKC! Titan takes a swing, Taguchi evades then throws Titan down by his mask, but Titan kips up to PELE!
Taguchi falls, Bushi sets him up next to DKC and fans rally up as Titan builds speed. Titan FLIES to take out DKC & Taguchi! Fans fire up even more as Titan rises up. Titan drags DKC up and into the ring, covers, ONE! Titan drags DKC up, spins to fireman’s carry, and AIR RAID CRASH! Tag to Bushi and he stomps DKC around. Bushi drags DKC up, puts him in a corner, then stomps him. Bushi CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, then he pushes DKC down. Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Bushi drags DKC up, and Bushi wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Titan, he climbs up, and he DOUBLE STOMPS DKC’s arm! Fans rally as Titan brings DKC up.
Titan snapmares, then runs to redirect and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tag back to Bushi, and he drags DKC up. But DKC CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Titan CLUBS DKC down, BLASTS Taguchi, then helps Bushi. They stand DKC to double whip, but DKC CANNONBALLS them both down! Fans fire up, DKC crawls over, hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Bushi, HIP ATTACKS Titan, repeat! Baseball slide and APRON HIP for Bushi! Fans fire up as Bushi springboards, MISSILE HIP! Cover, TWO! Taguchi hurries to call upon the powers of Strong Style, and he goes to the corner, “ORYA~!”
But Bushi ducks the Bum-a-ye! Bushi stomps Taguchi, stands on the groin, and the ref reprimands! The ref counts, Bushi lets off and Taguchi is almost comatose! Bushi stomps Taguchi, covers, TWO!! Taguchi gets that arm up and he sputters back to life. Bushi stands Taguchi up to knee low then whip. Taguchi reverses but Bushi sunset flips. Taguchi stays up, the tights come down, GREEN TEA BAG! Titan BOOTS Taguchi off the cover! Titan checks Bushi and says he smells. Bushi is gagging, Titan stomps Taguchi for this, and LIJ double whip. They trip then basement dropkick then FLYING SPLASH! Cover, DKC breaks it!
Fans rally, DKC stomps Bushi but Titan mule kicks DKC. Titan TOSSES DKC, LIJ regroups and fans fire up. Titan powers up and runs in, LOCO LARIAT! CODE BREAKER! Bushi holds Taguchi, but DKC trips Titan! Taguchi slips around to OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Bushi flails, reaches out, but Taguchi stands him up to chicken wing! But Bushi victory rolls! TWO and Taguchi has it, TAGUCHI & DKC WIN!!
Winners: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC, by pinfall (gains 2 points; LIJ earns 0)
That finish was nuts! Er, uh, wild! Taguchi wins by the seat of his pants, and now he and DKC are rolling! Will they keep this going until they’re the top of the block? Will Bushi & Titan have to fight harder to avoid being the bottom?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita w/ Zack Sabre Jr!
Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker couldn’t get going in the opening round, but neither could TMDK’s Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy. Will Douki & Taka better represent for Just5Guys? Or will Eagles & Fujita stay mighty this time?
The teams sort out and Douki starts against Fujita. The fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Douki headlocks. Douki grinds Fujita down but Fujita fights up. Fujita powers out but Douki runs him over! Things speed up, Fujita hurdles but Douki waistlocks. Fujita switches and shoves, ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up as Taka runs in but Fujita dodges to SHOTGUN Taka out! Fans rally, Fujita builds speed, and he FLIES! Direct hit on Taka & Douki, and he even tumbles into the Young Lions protecting the front row! Fans fire up for this truly interactive experience as Fujita stands back up.
Fujita puts Douki in the ring, tags Eagles, and Eagles drags Douki up. Fujita SHOTGUNS Douki into the SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Douki hangs tough but Eagles bumps him off buckles. Tag back to Fujita, TMDK double wrench and double lift, but Douki fights that to crisscross them up! Douki sends Eagles into Fujita, NECKBREAKER DDT COMBO! Tag to Taka and he stomps Fujita. Taka drags Fujita up, headlocks, and he holds on as Fujita tries to power out! Fujita keeps trying, but Taka wrenches and headlocks and hits the takeover to then get a headscissor necklock! Fujita scrambles to the ROPEBREAK and Taka lets off.
Taka drags Fujita up, throws knees, then bumps him off Douki’s boot. Tag to Douki, they double whip and double CHOP, to then stand Fujita back up, Camel Clutch DROPKICK! Taka BLASTS Eagles, and Douki puts Fujita in a leg lock full nelson! It’s like an Inverted Italian Stretch! Fujita endures, fights around, but Douki holds onto his arms. Fujita keeps kicking forward, and he reaches out to ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Douki lets off quickly. Fujita stands to fire forearms, but Douki eggs him on. Fujita fires another shot but Douki CHOPS! Douki whips, Fujita reverses and CHOPS! Douki HELL STABS! Douki runs, Fujita WHEEL KICKS!
Fans fire up while both men are down! Douki and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Eagles! Eagles dodges Douki, waistlocks, Douki switches and back suplexes but Eagles lands out! CHOP BLOCK and BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Taka runs in, Eagles dodges, kip up and WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up with Eagles, he runs in at Douki in the corner to DOUBLE KNEE! Roll back and- BOOT from Douki! But BASEMENT 619 sweeps the legs! And then DOUBLE KNEES again! Eagles drags Douki to a stack, TWO! Douki is still in this as we pass five minutes but Eagles stands Douki up. Douki fights the backpack to CLUB Eagles!
Eagles spins around to SPINEBUSTER, and RON MILLER SPECIAL! Douki scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets off the leglock, then drops knees on the knee! Fans rally as Eagles climbs, to 450- NO, he has to bail out as Douki moves! Eagles SOBATS, cravats, but no Sliced Bread! Douki pump handles, flips and ghost pins Eagles, TWO! ITALIAN STRETCH #32!! Eagles endures the “Douki Chokey” while Taka takes out Fujita! Eagles crawls, but Douki rolls him from the ropes! ITALIAN STRETCH! Eagles endures, reaches around, but Douki drags him away again! ITALIAN STRETCH PIN, TWO!!
Eagles is free, Douki runs in but Eagles elbows him! And puts him on the apron! But Douki RAMS Eagles, slingshots, but no Daybreak! Eagles cravats to ASAI DDT! Both men are down, they both crawl, hot tags to Fujita and Taka! Fans rally as Fujita SHOTGUNS Taka! Fans rally, Fujita fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS and a CHOP! Fujita whips, Taka reverses but Fujita goes up and over to O’Conner, CHAOS- NO, Taka fights the suplex. But Fujita CHOPS again! Taka staggers around, Fujita reels him in and says he’ll end this! Suplex, but Taka fights to a takedown, and JUST FACELOCK!! Fujita scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!
Taka lets off fast to haul Fujita up. Fujita fires forearms, whips, but Taka reverses to drop toehold and JUST FACELOCK!! Fujita endures, but Taka flips him and has the headscissors! Taka bends the arm and twists the wrist! KIMURA!! Taka covers, TWO!! Leglock cover, TWO!! JUST FACELOCK!!! Douki BLASTS Eagles, builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and they hit the front row! ZSJ coaches Fujita but Taka rolls Fujita from ropes! Taka CLUBS away, JUST FACELOCK!! And it is deep!! Fujita endures, fights around, claws his way forward, but Taka grins as he grabs that arm! Taka shifts to COBRA FACELOCK!! But Fujita ROPEBREAKS!!
Taka lets off fast, he sets Fujita up for Douki. Shoulder, knee strike, DAYBREAK!! SHINING WIZARD!!! Cover, EAGLES BREAKS IT! Douki stomps Eagles, TOSSES him out, and Taka drags Fujita back up. Taka scoops, but Fujita cradle counters! TWO!!! Taka escapes, Fujita runs up, but into a CALF KICK! Taka hauls Fujita up and scoops, btu Fujita slips free! Eagles ROUNDHOUSES, SUPERKICKS and ENZIGURIS! Fujita reels Taka in, suplex to CUTTER!! Cover, TMDK WINS!
Winners: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Douki & Taka earn 0)
Fujita busts out his finisher for the first time in NJPW and gets a massive win! Whatever name that move will get, will it be what helps Ichiban Sweet Boy & The Sniper make this a mighty Super Junior Tag League?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Master Wato & El Desperado!
Team Dream Drive misfired at the start of the tournament, while the odd couple of Grandmaster and Rogue Luchador somehow made it work. Will Yoh & Musashi kick things into gear and get on the board? Or will Wato & Despy somehow make it work two rounds in a row?
Wait, what’s this? Now Yoh & Musashi are having problems? Something about Yoh making shirts for the team and Musashi forgetting to wear one? Yoh says they’re doing this from the top! They go backstage again, Wato is a bit confused, but Desperado sees Yoh is just poking fun at them. The song is now Michinoku Pro, Musashi’s home promotion! And they are wearing the shirts! Er, wait, Musashi’s is different from Yoh’s. Special variant edition? Desperado has a headache now. And apparently the team name is now “MUSAKO,” combining Musashi and “Komatsu,” Yoh’s surname.
Well, #MUSAKO get in the ring to join #DespeWato, and the teams sort out. Desperado and Wato argue about who gets Musashi, and Desperado makes Wato stand down. Fans rally for “MU-SA-SHI!” but then Yoh tricks Desperado. Desperado says nope and bails out, so Wato starts by default. The bell rings and fans rally up. Wato and Yoh circle, tie up, and Yoh waistlocks. Yoh shoves Wato at Desperado! Desperado avoids colliding with Wato, Wato goes back for Yoh but Yoh shoves him back at Desperado! Another near collision, but then Yoh SHOVES Wato into Desperado! Yoh taunts Desperado, he runs in, but Yoh arm-drags him!
Musashi runs Desperado over, then Musako double hip toss Wato! DespeWato bails out, Musako build speed but then fake them out, and say kiss this! BLEH~! Fans cheer, Desperado gets pissed but Wato stops him from storming in with a chair. Desperado throws the chair down and throws a tantrum elsewhere. Wato gets in, Yoh CLUBS him and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Musashi, he scoops Wato to SLAM him! Then Musashi scrapes soles off Wato’s face! Musashi drags Wato up, bumps him off buckles and tags in Yoh. Yoh stomps Wato, ROCKS him, then wrenches and whips Wato to ropes. Wato slips around and BULLDOGS Yoh!
Wato TOSSES Yoh out, and Desperado is there to POST him! Fans fire up as Wato BLASTS Musashi and Desperado DECKS Yoh! Desperado and Musashi see each other, talk some trash, but then Wato CLUBS Musashi on the back! And again! The ref reprimands but Desperado SMACKS Yoh off the apron. Wato gets in the ring and waits while Yoh is down. The ring count starts, Wato tags Desperado, and Desperado watches Yoh stir. The count is 8 of 20 as Yoh stirs. Musashi coaches him up but Desperado goes out to fetch Yoh into the ring. Fans cheer and Desperado drags Yoh up to scoop and SLAM!
Desperado drags Yoh around by his legs, turns him over, and has the BOSTON CRAB! Yoh endures, Desperado stares Musashi down, then he turns Yoh over to stomp him down. Tag to Wato, Wato drags Yoh up, and Wato KICKS Yoh down! Cover, TWO! Wato has an arm, and he drags Yoh into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Yoh endures, Wato stares Musashi down, and then Desperado walks over to SMACK Musashi off the apron! Yoh continues to endure, even as Wato bends him back. Yoh fights around and has the ROPEBREAK! Wato lets off to stomp Yoh, and Wato asks for a tag. Desperado doesn’t want to but Wato makes him tag.
Fans rally, Wato and Desperado double whip Yoh to a corner, but they both want to run in! They stop, argue, Desperado pushes Wato but Wato pushes back. Yoh runs in but into double kicks! DespeWato double whip, but Yoh crisscrosses them and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS! Fans fire up as all three are down! Yoh crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Musashi! Musashi rallies on DespeWato with big forearms! Desperado knees low, shouts to Wato, and the two double whip. But Musashi breaks the clothesline, sends Wato’s kick into Desperado, then waistlocks. Wato switches, Musashi moves around, switches back, but Wato switches again.
Musashi fights the German Suplex but Desperado storms up. Musashi ducks and the haymaker hits Wato! Wato staggers and falls over, Musashi ENZIGURIS Desperado! Fans rally up, Musashi storms up on Desperado, and Musashi drags Desperado up to clinch. Desperado fights the lift, they go to ropes, and the ref counts. Musashi knees low, whips, but Desperado reverses. Musashi ducks ‘n’ dodges to dropkick a leg, then he DROPKCISK Desperado! Cover, TWO! Musashi keeps cool and brings Desperado up. Musashi clinches but Desperado arm-drags free! Desperado blocks a superkick and he CHOPS!
Musashi CHOPS back! But Desperado blocks the superkick to hit a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up with Desperado and he drags Musashi up. Musashi fights the gut wrench and waistlock but Desperado elbows free. Desperado runs, but into an elbow! Musashi runs but into an elbow! Desperado runs, just to bait Musashi into a SPINE- NO, Musashi fights that to a NECKBREAKER and SUPERKICK! Desperado wobbles into the clinch, EXPLODER! Fans fire up as Musashi runs in, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Musashi and Desperado crawl, hot tags to Wato and Yoh!
Wato rallies on Yoh, a BOOT and a whip, then the CALF KICK! Fans fire up with Wato, he storms up on Yoh in the corner, and Wato whips corner to corner. Wato runs in but Yoh pops him up and out. Wato blocks a punch, Yoh avoids the gamangiri and HANDSPRING KICKS! Yoh then PLANCHAS and down goes Wato! Fans fire up with Yoh, and Yoh brings Wato up. Yoh puts Wato in the ring, stands him up and scoop SLAMS! Yoh goes up to TWISTING VAIDER! Cover, TWO! Wato is still in this but Yoh keeps cool. Yoh stands Wato up, reels him in, and suplexes, but Wato slips free. Yoh ducks a kick, Wato blocks the elbow to BOOT! ZIGZAG!
Fans fire up, Wato wrenches and traps, RECIENTEMENTE! Cover, TWO!! Yoh survives but Wato fires up! Wato drags Yoh up, chicken wings, but Yoh fights that! Yoh elbows free, full nelsons, but Wato breaks that to waistlock! But Yoh fights the suplex to RAM Wato to a corner! Musashi runs in to forearm! POETRY IN MOTION! Musashi BLASTS Desperado, then helps Yoh. Wato fights the suplex, but they block his kick to dropkick a leg and DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Yoh hauls Wato up! Suplex, SUPERKICK to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Desperado breaks it!! Fans fire up as Desperado shoves Musashi, but Muashi spins him around!
Musashi snapmares Desperado out then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit but a bit close to the apron, too! Musashi even thinks he has to cover Desperado out there! Yoh pounds the mat, fans fire up, and Wato rises. Yoh roars, reels Wato in, and Musashi goes up the corner. FALCON GOROSHI to a Musashi FROG SPLASH! Yoh then underhooks the arms to DIRECT DRIVE!! Cover, Musako wins!
Winners: Yoh & Musashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Wato & Desperado earn 0)
The new shirts might’ve been the lucky charms for this match as Musashi Komatsu leaves the station! Will they ride this momentum all the way to the top of the Super Junior Tag League? Or can DespeWato find a way to make this dysfunction function in their favor?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
Kushida & Kevin Knight are flying high after opening night, but they’re up against the House of Torture now. Will the former tag champs still stay in the air? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master use every trick in the book to bring them down?
The teams sort out and the House attacks! Fans boo as Sho goes after Kushida and Kanemaru goes after Knight. The bell rings, Sho TOSSES Kushida out while Kanemaru digs boots into Knight in a corner. The ref reprimands, Kanemaru lets off and he drags Knight up. Kanemaru whips Knight corner to corner but Knight BOOTS him back! Knight runs but into a low kick. Knight still throws a forearm but Kanemaru rakes eyes! Kanemaru scoops, Knight slips free to shove and scoop SLAM! Then SPLASH! Sho runs in, into a scoop SLAM! Kushida runs in, is a backpack on Knight, “SUPER MARIO~” SPLASH!
Fans fire up as Knight finally takes the jacket off. Knight drags Kanemaru up, tags Kushida and Kushida CLUBS Kanemaru’s arm. Kushida cravats, throws knees, then wrenches an arm. Kushida whips just to reel Kanemaru back in to CLUB the arm, and drop a knee on it! Fans rally as Kushida wrenches Kanemaru to a top wristlock. Kushida puts the arm on ropes, throws elbows, then lets off to whip. Kanemaru reverses and Sho trips Kushida! Kanemaru BLASTS Knight, Sho whips Kushida into barriers! Fans have to clear out as Sho grabs chairs to JAM Kushida! Fans boo but Sho jams Kushida more!
Kanemaru SMACKS Knight off the timekeeper’s desk! The ref reprimands, makes Sho let the chair go and Sho “apologizes.” He says a fan made him do it. Sho drags Kushida up and throws body shots. Sho brings Kushida over, puts him in the ring and Kanemaru drags Kushida up. Kanemaru whips to CLOBBER Kushida, then he scrapes Kushida’s face! Sho steps in, and Kanemaru bumps Kushida off Sho’s boot. Tag to Sho, and he grins as he stalks Kushida. Sho keeps Kushida from Knight with a chinlock, then he BOOTS Knight down! Sho drags Kushida up but Kushida KICKS him in the leg! So Sho claws Kushida’s face!
The ref has to keep Knight back, even as Sho CHOKES Kushida on ropes! Tag to Kanemaru and he kicks Kushida around. Fans rally for Kushida as the House toy with him. Kushida fires forearms, but Kanemaru rakes eyes! The House double whip but Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up, Kushida crawls, but DICK TRIPS KNIGHT! Fans boo as the Spoiler shows up again. Kanemaru stomps Kushida, Dick stomps Knight, and Kanemaru suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Kushida hangs tough but Kanemaru knees Kushida in the back again and again! Fans rally but Kanemaru whips Kushida into the corner hard!
Kushida falls, Kanemaru tags Sho, and Sho grins as he stalks Kushida. Kanemaru BOOTS Knight, Sho digs his boots into Kushida. Kanemaru CHOKES Kushida, the ref counts, and the House lets off. They double whip corner to corner, but Kushida dodges Kanemaru to kick Sho! Kanemaru kicks and whips but Kushida reverses to send Kanemaru into Sho! Hot tag to Knight, springboard DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Knight fires off forearms and CHOPS! Kanemaru & Sho kick low, double whip, but Knight leaps the line to DOUBLE PELE! Fans are thunderous as Knight has targets in opposite corners.
Knight runs to SPLASH Sho, then SPLASH Kanemaru! Knight whips Kanemaru into Sho, runs in and DOUBLE SPLASHES! Fans fire up as Knight puts Sho up, TOP FLOOR RANA! Cover, Kanemaru breaks it! Kanemaru intercepts Kushida, kicks and runs, but Kushida dodges and Knight DROPKICKS! Kushida WRECKS Dick for good measure! Knight kips up, and Kushida Electric Chair Lifts Sho! Fans fire up but here comes Evil & Yujiro! The Tokyo Pimp distracts the ref while the King of Darkness drags Knight out of the ring! Fans boo the same old dirty tricks! Kushida still ROCKS Sho and puts him in a Tree of Woe!
Kanemaru runs in but Kushida sends him into Sho! And sits him down, to then TOSS Dick! Kushida drop toeholds Dick into Kanemaru’s Little Richard! And Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE KICK Evil & Yujiro! Fans are thunderous as Kushida and Knight coordinate. Kushida helps Knight go COAST2COAST and hit the whole pile!! Fans fire up and Kushida drags Sho out of that mess. Kushida Electric Chair Lifts, TIME2FLY!! Down goes Sho and Knight covers, TWO?!?! Sho survives and shocks everyone! Knight argues the count but the ref says that was still fair. So Knight fires up to finish this!
Kushida has Kanemaru’s arm in a HOVERBOARD, Knight runs up on Sho! But Sho THROWS Knight into the ref! Fans can’t believe it but Sho claws Knight’s face! Sho throws Knight down then gets his Murder Tool! Fans boo as Sho aims, but Knight dodges, dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! Fans fire up, Kushida joins in, and they set Sho up again! Knight whips, Sho reverses, Kushida gives him the BOOST, but into WHISKEY MIST!! Kanemaru BOOTS Kushida, gets the bottle, and he SMASHES Knight! Fans boo more as Evil puts the ref back in. Sho drags Knight up, reels him in and tucks the arms, to SHOCK ARROW!! Cover, The House of Torture wins!
Winners: Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Intergalactic Jet Setters earn 0)
It took ALL the tricks to ground Knight’s flight, and now the House is on the board! Will Sho & Kanemaru find a way to keep winning, even with everyone knowing their tactics? Can Knight & Kushida refuel and fly again in the next round?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 w/ Callum Newman VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!
Now this is the definition of a grudge match. TJP & Franceso Akira accepted Drilla into the United Empire but he betrayed them to be a Bullet Club War Dog. Then he and 100 Proof took the titles away and have rubbed it in everyone’s faces ever since. Will the Public Enemy & Nova Fireball get sweet revenge to end the round? Or will the Abunai Gaijin unload a Full Clip?
Wait, Akira & TJP DOUBLE PLANCHA! Down goes Drilla and Connors! Fans fire up as the brawl is on! TJP holds up the tag titles, then Akira CHOPS Drilla! The bell rings, TJP DECKS Connors, and Akira SMACKS Drilla off English commentary! Henare is there to cheer on his guys, and TJP brings Connors around. TJP RAMS Connors into the stands behind Japanese commentary, and Great-O-Khan is there to cheer TJP on! TJP sits Connors on the ledge, and gives him some scrubs! The fans fire up with each one, and TJP goes along the ledge, to run back in and BOOT WASH! Fans cheer and TJP drags Connors back.
But Drilla attacks TJP! And SMACKS him off the timekeeper’s desk! Drilla has a chair, but TJP dodges the shot! So Drilla flips the table onto him! Callum Newman tries to help TJP but Drilla POSTS him! Connors snap suplexes Newman! Fans boo but there’s nothing that can be done about Bullet Club mugging Newman! Drilla wipes his butt with a United Empire towel! Fans boo more but Bullet Club just soaks it up. Quadruple middle fingers and they go back for Catch 2/2. Drilla puts TJP in the ring, Connors ROCKS Akira, but then Akira UPPERCUTS Connors! Drilla whips, TJP reverses, and Akira joins in to DOUBLE HIP TOSS!
Akira FIST DROPS Drilla, Drilla sits up into TJP’s PENALTY KICK! Fans fire up as Catch 2/2 keep going, “Take picture!” for the Electric Chair Lift, but Drilla bails out. Catch 2/2 turns around, they kick Connors first then double whip. SOBAT! KICK! Trip, SHOTGUN! Fans fire up as they try again, “Take picture!” Drilla returns, TJP throws Akira, SHOTGUN SENTON COMBO! Fans fire up again as TJP gives Drilla some scrubbing in the corner! TJP goes side to side to BOOT WASH! Fans fire up and chant “One More Time!” TJP nods and gives Drilla some scrubbing, then a BOOT WASH! Fans cheer as Drilla’s beard is very clean now.
TJP rallies the fans up and he brings Drilla around. TJP ROCKS Drilla, but Connors sneaks a tag before the whip. Drilla reverses, drops under TJP to then BLAST Akira while Connors POUNCES TJP! Fans boo as Connors says crowns down and he scuffs TJP. Connors CHOPS TJP, Drilla BOOTS Newman, then Connors puts TJP in a corner. Connors CHOPS again, then pulls TJP’s shirt up to CHOP him down! Drilla soaks the heat up and Connors digs his boots in. Red Shoes counts, Connors tags Drilla, then Connors BLASTS Akira! Drilla gives forearm scrubs to TJP’s face, then runs side to side to CLOBBER him!
Fans rally for TJP but Drilla snarls as he paces around TJP. Drilla taunts the fans, stands on TJP’s hand, then stomps the arm! TJP goes to a corner, Drilla CHOPS him again! Drilla shouts at TJP, bumps him off buckles, and TJP falls. Drilla stands on TJP’s leg, tags in Connors, and Connors stomps TJP. Connors drags TJP up, snap suplexes, then swaggers before the ELBOW DROP! “Who sucks now, b*tch!?” Fans boo but Connors eggs them on. The fans rally for TJP but Connors stays between him and Akira. Connors BLASTS Akira, CLUBS TJP, then whips TJP to a corner. TJP bounces off buckles and into a LARIAT!
Drilla loves it as Connors paces around TJP. Connors drags TJP back up, whips him to a corner hard and TJP flops down! Fans boo but Drilla laughs, and Connors tells the fans to shut up. Connors stands TJP up, whips him to a corner hard, and then runs to BOOT Akira! Connors runs in but TJP BOOTS back! TJP ELBOWS Drilla, goes up and over Connors and TORNADO DDTS! Fans fire up while both men are down! Connors and TJP crawl, hot tags to Akira and Drilla! Akira holds back as Drilla runs in, and he goes up and over to SHOTGUN Drilla! Fans fire up for “A! KI-RA!” Akira runs in to clothesline! And then he comes back, but Drilla dodges!
Drilla returns but Akira ROUNDHOUSES him down! MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Drilla sputters but Akira CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Akira reels Drilla in but Drilla fireman’s carries. Akira fights with elbows, shoves Drilla, and TJP shoves Drilla for Akira to chicken wing. TJP SUPERKICKS Drilla into the TIGER FIRE PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Drilla escapes but the fans rally up. Akira watches Drilla rise, then reels him in. SPEED- NO, Drilla slips free! Akira dodges the lariat, but not the SPINEBUSTER! Nor the DOUBLE STOMPS! Both men are down, fans fire up, and hot tags to Connors and TJP!
TJP springboards to FLYING FOREARM! TJP whips, Connors ducks ‘n’ dodges, but the THESZ PRESS hits! TJP throws his shirt to the crowd, free souvenir! Connors stands, TJP runs in, tilt-o-whirl into IRON OCTOPUS! Akira catches Drilla to a GUILLOTINE! Fans fire up for the stereo submissions! GROUND COBRA, TWO!! Drilla throws Akira off, TJP SOBATS Connors! Drilla SUPERKICKS TJP but Akira SUPERKICKS Drilla! Akira dodges Connors to victory roll, STOMP 182! Akira calls to TJP and they coordinate! Akira brings Connors up, but Connors UPPERCUTS! Akira runs back in, but Connors dumps him out!
Connors runs but Akira goes to the corner, to ASAI MOONSAULT Drilla! Connors has to stop himself, and that lets TJP hit the EYE OF THE HURRICANE! TJP goes up, MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and fans fire back up! Akira hurries up, TJP fireman’s carries, and they LEANING TOWER CUTTER!! Cover, Drilla breaks it! All four men are down and the fans rally back up. TJP rises, Drilla storms up on him, but Akira jumps off TJP, DESTROYER for Drilla!! Fans fire up again as TJP drags Connors into position. The fans cheer, “CATCH! NI-NI!” Akira & TJP coordinate, run in, 2- NO, Connors moves and TJP wipes Akira out!!
TJP freaks out, and Connors POWERSLAMS him down! Drilla is back, Connors tags him in! They coordinate now, aim at TJP, DOUBLE GORE!! Cover, TWO?!?! TJP survives being run over and the fans are thunderous! Bullet Club is furious but they fire themselves up again. Connors goes up, Drilla reels TJP in, but Akira creeps up. TJP knees free, Akira springboards to SUPER STEINER Connors! And then TJP backslides Drilla, TWO!!! DOUBLE LARIATS wipe out Drilla and TJP! All four men are down again and the fans rally up. Drilla goes to his corner, as does TJP. Connors tags in, he runs in but TJP goes up and over!
TJP TORNADO- NO, Connors shoves TJP into Red Shoes! Fans boo as Red Shoes falls, and Connors sees this as his opening! He grabs one of the tag title belts, and he aims at TJP! But Akira sends the other belt to TJP! They dare each other to make a move, but then TJP throws the belt to Connors? Because he wants Red Shoes to catch Connors red handed! Or is it gold handed? Connors tries to defend his innocence but Red Shoes takes the belts form him. TJP rolls Connors up! TWO!! Connors tosses a belt to TJP, TJP throws it away, but Connors gets him for NO CHASER!! Drilla has Akira, flips him inside-out then deadlifts to DRILLA KILLA!!!
Connors goes up, Drilla suplexes TJP, FULL CLIP!!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!
Winner: Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Catch 2/2 earns 0)
TJP & Akira fall, and now the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions are the ONLY undefeated team in this tournament! And then Drilla gives Newman a DRILLA KILLA for the hell of it!! Connors puts chairs in the ring, and Drilla puts one around Akira’s neck!? Connors tells everyone, from the Young Lions to The United Empire members on commentary, that if they step one foot in the ring, “this son of a b*tch is dead!” Henare snarls but Connors says they don’t have to kill ’em! Catch 2/2 is already is dead! Drilla says “What good are dead men without a burial? The Cowboy and the Criminal just took care of that! A burial and sendoff fit for a couple of kids.”
Connors then asks, “Do you know why? Because that’s my dog for real!” Connors then SMACKS TJP on the back with his chair! Khan & Henare finally rush in, but Bullet Club scurries away! Drilla doesn’t like how the one Young Lion is looking at him, so he DECKS him! The Abunai Gaijin show no mercy and no respect, will they have no problems running the table? Or will this only motivate everyone left to fight their absolute hardest to stop them?
Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 2-0, 4 points
Catch 2/2: 1-1, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 1-1, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-1, 2 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 1-1, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-1, 2 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 1-1, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-1, 2 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 1-1, 2 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-2, 0 points
My Thoughts:
A great round two for Super Jr. Tag League, and they also snuck that NJPW World Television Championship into this. Great showing from Oleg even in defeat, he can definitely and should definitely come back around for another match with ZSJ, perhaps come WrestleKingdom time. As for SJTL, it is only round two and yet it is shaping up just how I expected. As good as all these teams are, Douki & Taka being dead last while the tag champs are leading 2-0 make all the sense. And even with them being 0-2, Douki & Taka had a great match with Eagles & Fujita to really add heat to Fujita getting his first win on NJPW programming.
And of course that main event was awesome stuff, it was basically a title match right here. Connors & Drilla threatening to cripple Akira was some nasty stuff, but that adds to the kind of vicious Heels they are. They’re definitely going to be rolling for more than half this tournament. Now, a little surprised in some of those 1-1 standings. Taguchi & DKC getting one on LIJ, namely, as I thought LIJ was gonna keep pace with Bullet Club going into whenever we get LIJ VS Bullet Club. But hey, Taguchi & DKC can at least get one to prove themselves as a team.
Yoh & Musashi VS Desperado & Wato was probably the most fun match because of all the antics Yoh was doing to troll Desperado while getting that first win for him and Musashi. And including tonight, we’re getting three straight days of SJTL action, which is pretty cool, but these guys are all gonna have to be careful not to wear themselves out and get hurt in this first half of the round robin.
My Score: 8.8/10
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NJPW PPV Results
Mitchell’s NJPW Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (5/4/26)
Wrestling Dontaku, Night Two!
Can the Prince slay the Rampaging Dragon?
Callum Newman won the New Japan Cup, won THE IWGP Heavyweight Championship, but can he survive his first title defense against Shingo Takagi?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kickoff – Masatora Yasuda VS Taisei Nakahara; Yasuda wins.
- NJPW World Television Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Chase Owens; Konosuke wins and retains the title.
- Ryusuke Taguchi & Tatsuya Matsumoto VS Gedo & Daiki Nagai; Gedo & Daiki win.
- OSKAR & Yuto-Ice VS Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma; Oskar & Yuto win.
- 10 Man Tag: Hontai VS House of Torture; Hontai wins.
- Yuya Uemura & Taichi VS Ryohei Oiwa & Hartley Jackson; Yuya & Taichi win.
- 8 Man Tag: The Unbound Company VS The United Empire; Unbound Company wins.
- IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS El Desperado & Mistico; win and
- NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Bishamon & Bolten Oleg VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare; win and
- IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Callum Newman VS Shingo Takagi; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
NJPW World Television Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Chase Owens w/ Yujiro Takahashi!
Although the Alpha is preparing for his match with Kazuchika Okada at AEW Double or Nothing, he must still fulfill his duties as a champion in NJPW! But will Konosuke still be the star of NJPW World? Or will the Lonestar Outlaw steal the spotlight?
But as Konosuke reaches ringside, Chase runs up! Konosuke avoids his wrecking ball dropkick to then fire forearms! They go back and forth but Konosuke ROCKS Chase! Konosuke stalks Chase around the way, ROCKS him again, and again! Chase KNEES low, then whips, but Konosuke stops short of the railing. Konosuke pops Chase up to SMACK off the railing, then DDTS him on the floor! The fans cheer as Konosuke then drags Chase up and puts him in the ring. The bell sounds and we’re on the clock! Konosuke brings Chase up, headlocks, but Chase endures the grind. Chase pulls hair to power up and out, but Konosuke drops down on the dropdown!
Konosuke has the headlock again, and he grinds Chase down. The fans rally as Chase fights up, and he KNEES low! Chase KNEES Konosuke again, then headlocks in return. Konosuke powers up and out, then hurdles, drops down, and DROPKICKS! The fans cheer as Konosuke then hits another headlock takeover. Chase pulls hair but the ref reprimands. Konosuke grinds the hold but Chase rolls to a cover, ONE! They stand up, and Chase pulls hair again to put Konosuke on the ropes. The ref counts, Chase lets go slowly, but he BOOTS the ropes to jam Konosuke up! Konosuke sputters as he slumps outside, and Chase WRECKS him with a dropkick!
The fans are torn as Chase goes out to bring Konosuke up. Chase scoops to then HOTSHOT Konosuke off the railing! Konosuke coughs and sputters again, but Chase SMACKS him off the apron. Chase drags Konosuke up to the apron now, and he cravats for a SNAPMARE DRIVER on the apron! The fans applaud while Chase puts Konosuke in the ring, then covers, TWO! The fans cheer more as Konosuke stays in this. Chase argues the count but the ref defends it was fair. Konosuke sits up but Chase runs in at the corner for a forearm smash! Then a short arm LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Konosuke shows his grit but Chase just grins.
The fans rally up again as Chase paces around Konosuke. Chase drags Konosuke up, fireman’s carries, but Konosuke fights free. Konosuke ROCKS Chase, but Chase ROCKS Konosuke back! Konosuke ROCKS Chase again, but Chase fires back! They go back and forth until Chase CLAWS Konosuke’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Chase runs, into a BOOT! Konosuke whips, Chase reverses, but the TAKESHITA LINE finds him! The fans cheer while Chase goes to a corner. Konosuke runs in and JUMP KNEES! Then clinch and EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans applaud as Chase toughs it out, but Konosuke stays calm.
Konosuke stand Chase up, but Chase fights the lift. Chase CLUBS away, then headlock punches! The ref reprimands, but Konosuke keeps Chase from running the ropes! Chase ROCKS Konosuke for it, then eggs him on. We pass five minutes as Konosuke ROCKS Chase! The fans rally up as Chase fires back! Konosuke staggers to ropes, but he comes back to ROCK Chase! Chase fires fast hands, but Konosuke fires boxing elbows! ROLLING- BACK ELBOW from Chase! Chase cravats but Konosuke powers out! Chase blocks a shot to C-TRIGGER! Then he avoids the boot to I HATE YOUR FACE KNEE! Cover, TWO! Konosuke stays in this but Chase stays on him.
Chase wrenches and hammerlocks, but Konosuke ducks High Noon to spin Chase for a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Konosuke roars as he rises, and then he gator rolls Chase into a suplex! Chase fights the rest, then bails out! Chase hobbles around the way but Konosuke pursues! HELLUVA KICK against the railing! Konosuke then brings Chase around to APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans rally as Chase crawls, but Konosuke drags him back outside, for another APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans cheer while Konosuke shoves Chase inside, but Yujiro gets a PIMP CANE CHEAP SHOT on Konosuke!
The fans boo Tokyo Pimp as he puts Konosuke in, the ref none the wiser! Konosuke drags himself up at the ropes, but Chase runs up for C-TRIGGER! Then he wrenches, hammerlocks, and HIGH NOON LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! The fans cheer as Konosuke survives! Chase is frustrated but he drags Konosuke up and tucks him in! But Konosuke wrenches free, slips around, only for Chase to grab the ref! Konosuke can’t suplex them both, and Chase sends Konosuke into the ref! The fans boo but now Yujiro storms in so he can stomp away on Konosuke! Yujiro then sets Konosuke up for Chase, but SHOTA UMINO is here!
Shota DECKS Chase, then ROCKS and ROLLING ELBOWS Yujiro! The fans cheer as The Roughneck has evened things up for The Alpha! Shota even cheers Konosuke on, only for the rest of the House to attack! Sho, Kanemaru, Ren, and Dick all stomp Shota, but Konosuke hurries to shield his ally! And then HONTAI rushes out here! Wolf, Yano, Yoh, Wato & Tiger Mask all go after The House! They’ve all got their match later tonight, so this ends up a rather interesting warm-up! The fans cheer as Hontai drags The House out of the ring, and even gets Don Fale, to then gather them all at the ramp side!
The fans cheer Konosuke as he builds speed, and Konosuke FLIES! Air Alpha brings down The House! The fans cheer again as Konosuke gets Chase in the ring while Hontai takes the rest of the House to the back! And we’ve finally hit ten minutes! Konosuke checks on the ref, and then deadlifts him into the ring. The fans cheer, but Chase is up to something! Konosuke ducks the punch, BLUE THUNDER- SPUR KNUCKLE PUNCH!!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but Chase hides the evidence quickly. Chase vows to end it now, and he drags Konosuke back up. C-TRIGGER POINT BLANK! Then he brings Konosuke around to tuck him in!
Chase lifts for LAST TES- NO, Konosuke fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Chase sunset flips! Konosuke rolls through, WAGAMAMA KNEE!! Konosuke then aims from a corner, WAGAMAMA KNEE AGAIN!! Konosuke then hauls Chase up for RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (still NJPW World Television Champion)
The House of Torture tried and failed to cheat this one away, this is still The Alpha Show! But wait, the lights go down! A video on the tron shows that same mysterious man in suit and mask from last time. He walks into the backstage area of this very arena, but who is it? Where are they going? What do they want? Wait, now they’re IN THE RING! And they CLOBBER Konosuke with some big satchel! WHO IS THIS?! They take off the mask, and IT’S SANADA! The Cold-Blooded Snake is STILL in NJPW! And he drags Konosuke right up for the DEADFALL!! Sanada leaves with a word, but his intent is now clear. Will he make himself the star of NJPW World?
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS El Desperado & Mistico!
The Ichiban Sweet Boys only just took these titles back, but they’re already putting them back on the line! Will the Sniper of the Skies & Japanese Young Punk outdraw The Rogue Luchador & The Talisman? Or will these titles soon go internacional?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which team is truly mighty!
NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Bishamon & Boltin Oleg VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare!
Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi may have failed to take the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships, and the big man from Kazakhstan may have failed to take the NEVER Openweight Championship, they still stand together as trios champions. But will these titles still belong to Bishamon & BARS? Or will Ospreay lead the Dominator & Mauler to victory for the United Empire?
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Callum Newman VS Shingo Takagi!
From youngest man to win the New Japan Cup to youngest man to win this title, The Prince has proven himself as a powerful wrestler. But to prove himself as truly worthy of this title, he must make it through his first defense. A former heavyweight champion in his own right, will the Rampaging Dragon soon stand atop the mountain? Or will he suffer the Prince’s Curse?
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NJPW PPV Results
Mitchell’s NJPW Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (5/3/26)
Wrestling Dontaku, Night One!
Is El Idolo ready for another round with the Gene Blast?
NJPW Wrestling Dontaku night one sees Yota Tsuji once again defend the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship against Andrade El Idolo!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Toru Yano, YOH & Master Wato VS Tiger Mask, Ryusuke Taguchi & Taisei Nakahara; Yano, Yoh & Wato win.
- OSKAR & Yuto-Ice VS Tomoaki Honma & Masatora Yasuda; Oskar & Yuto win.
- 8 Man Tag: Yuya Uemura, Taichi, El Desperado & Mistico VS TMDK; Yuya, Taichi, Desperado & Mistico win.
- Six Man Tag: Bishamon & Tatsuya Matsumoto VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare; Ospreay, Khan & Henare win.
- Konosuke Takeshita & Shota Umino VS Chase Owens & Yujiro Takahashi; Konosuke & Shota win.
- 10 Man Tag: The Unbound Company VS The United Empire; Unbound Company wins.
- Aaron Wolf VS Don Fale; Wolf wins.
- NEVER Openweight Championship: Ren Narita VS Boltin Oleg; Ren wins and retains the title.
- IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Yota Tsuji VS Andrade El Idolo; Andrade wins and becomes the new IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
NEVER Openweight Championship: Ren Narita VS Boltin Oleg!
The House of Torture stole this title from Aaron Wolf, but the big man from Kazakhstan is looking to free it again! Will the Souled Out Son of Strong Style be put behind BARS? Or will he find another way to stack the deck?
But of course, the House has to attack from behind! The fans boo as Ren CLUBS Oleg and Dick Togo uses the SPOILER CHOKER! But then Oleg BOOTS Ren away, hauls Dick up, but Ren kicks low! Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes, whips, but Oleg reverses to send Ren hard into to the railing! The fans cheer as Oleg puts Ren in the ring, and the ref rings the bell! This is on record now as Oleg RUNS Ren over! Oleg whips Ren to ropes, Ren reverses, but Oleg CLOBBERS Ren! The fans cheer as Ren tumbles out! Dick checks on Ren, as does the ref. Oleg storms out the side, then storms over, but Dick attacks again! Oleg isn’t even bothered!
Dick cowers and calls for the ref. The ref reprimands Dick for even getting close to Oleg. But this distraction lets Ren JAM Oleg with a chair! And SMACK him down! The fans boo more while Oleg writhes, but Ren stalks him around the way. Ren stands Oleg up, then whips Oleg hard into railing! Oleg writhes again, clutching his arm, but Ren stands him up to wrench and wristlock. Ren then brings Oleg out into the crowd, CLUBS away on the arm, then lines up a shot. Ren whips and BOWLS Oleg into chairs! STRIKE! The fans rally for Oleg while he’s down on the floor, but Ren leaves him behind to roll into the ring.
The ring count climbs while Ren catches his breath. Oleg rises at 6 of 20, hobbles his way over, and rolls in at 12. Ren is right on Oleg with a whip and NECKBREAKER DROP! Cover, TWO! Oleg survives but Ren drags him back up. Ren wrenches the arm and bends the fingers before hitting an ELBOW BREAKER! Ren wrenches for another ELBOW BREAKER! Oleg drops to his knees but Ren wrenches the arm again. Ren hammerlocks the arm and RAMS it into bare buckles! Dick helped pull off the House Special! Ren drags Oleg up, clamps onto the arm, but Oleg stays up. Ren puts Oleg in a corner but the ref counts. Ren lets go at 4, but snapmares Oleg into the corner.
Ren goes outside, he CLAWS Oleg’s face, then bends the bad arm against the crossbar! The fans boo and the ref counts, but Ren lets go at 4. Oleg clutches his elbow while Ren grins an evil grin. Ren stalks Oleg, stomps him around, then eggs him on. Oleg rises up but Ren kicks him. Oleg ROCKS Ren with the good arm! And ROCKS him again, and again, and again! Ren wrenches the bad arm to another ELBOW BREAKER! Ren wraps the bad arm around ropes, stops as the ref counts, but Dick HOTSHOTS the arm in the distraction! Ren hits as FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! The fans rally for Oleg as he fights around.
Oleg high stacks Ren, then deadlifts for a POWERBOMB! The fans cheer while both men are down! Oleg rises first and the fans rally behind him. Oleg drags Ren up, but Ren fights the gut wrench to have the bad arm! ELBOW BREAKER! Ren RAMS shoulders with Oleg, RAMS again, then whips, but Oleg reverses to BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up as Oleg rises again! Oleg drags Ren up with the gut wrench, for the Shake, Shake, Shake, and THROW! Oleg kips up, the fans fire up, and Oleg shakes out the bad arm. Oleg runs corner to corner but Ren dodges! Ren runs up, but Oleg scoops! And he THROWS Ren again!
Oleg runs, runs, and BOLTIN PRESS! Cover, TWO! Ren survives but the fans rally behind Oleg again. Oleg storms over to Ren, drags him up, and reels him in, only for Ren to fight the lift. Oleg CLUBS Ren, but Ren CHOKES Oleg! Oleg breaks free to CHOP Ren! Oleg winds up, but Ren uses the ref as a shield! Oleg stops short, helps Marty Asami duck, and then he CHOPS Ren after all! Ren complains to the ref, but blocks a kick! Ren hands it to the ref so he can hit an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! The fans rally for Oleg as he powers right out! Both men rise up, and Oleg runs at Ren, only for Ren to DUMP him out!
Ren kicks Oleg, grabs a chair, and he puts the chair around the arm! Dick distracts the ref while Ren- NO, Oleg blocks the Pillmanizing! Oleg ROCKS Ren, then CHAIR LARIATS! The fans fire up as the “Chairiat” takes Ren down! Oleg kicks the chair away, then drags Ren up. The fans cheer as Oleg puts Ren in the ring, then storms over to him. Oleg drags Ren up, gut wrenches again, for more Shake, Shake, Shake, and the DOCTOR- NO! Ren fights the bomb! Ren is free but he flounders to a corner. Oleg runs up to SPLASH! Then Oleg torture racks, but Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes! Ren whips Oleg into the ref!
Ren CLAWS Oleg’s face, then Yoshinobu Kanemaru appears! The fans boo as the Heel Master kicks Oleg down! Kanemaru uncorks his whiskey bottle to take a big swig! Kanemaru aims, but Oleg smothers the mist! Oleg fireman’s carries Kanemaru, but Dick runs in! Dick kicks Oleg but he doesn’t budge! Oleg then squeezes Kanemaru and the WHISKEY MIST hits Dick!! But Ren is up, only for Oleg to THROW Kanemaru onto him! The fans fire up for Oleg, and he calls to the ref before grabbing Ren’s legs. Oleg YANKS Ren right up, into the POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Ren survives the #BoltinBomb but the fans rally for Oleg!
Oleg grits his teeth, shakes out his bad arm, then torture racks Ren! Ren flails as Oleg bends him back! But now SHO is here! Sho distracts right as Ren TAPS! Oleg would’ve won! Oleg sees Sho, runs him off, but Sho eggs Oleg on. But then WOLF is here! The fans cheer as Aaron Wolf kicks Sho, then hauls him away! But then Ren kicks Oleg’s legs out, and has him in the GUILLOTINE! But Oleg powers up, powers out, and suplexes Ren! Ren slips free, kicks low and DOUBLE CROSSER! Cover, TWO!! Oleg survives and Ren is beside himself! The fans cheer Oleg on as he and Ren stir. Ren crawls to ropes, drags himself up, and vows to end this!
Ren climbs the corner, takes aim from up high, for HELL’S- NO, Oleg catches Ren for a SNAP KAMIKAZE!! But the bad arm holds him back! Oleg can’t make the cover as he clutches the shoulder in pain! The fans rally even harder as Oleg rises again. Oleg roars, drags Ren up, and fireman’s carries! VERDICT!! Ren flounders but Oleg makes the cover this time, ROPEBREAK!! Ren survives by fingertips, and Oleg is frustrated with his miscalculation. Oleg roars again, he brings Ren back up, and the fans cheer the fireman’s carry. But Ren grabs ropes! Oleg can’t pry Ren free, so he just goes up! But Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes!
The ref reprimands but Ren goes up, up, and SUPER ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Oleg flails, reaches out, but Ren pulls on the bad arm! The fans cheer as hard as they can for Oleg as he fights around! Oleg reaches out, but he’s still so far away! Oleg kicks, kicks, kicks, and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Oleg survives by a literal foot! Ren drags Oleg up, brings him to the corner, and climbs up. Ren vows to end it now! DOWN TO DIE on the arm! DISARMER!! Oleg endures the mounted armbar, but then powers through, only to end up in an ARMBAR!! Ren puts on the pressure, but Oleg again powers up! Deadlift, but Kanemaru distracts the ref!!
DICK LOW BLOWS OLEG!! The ref misses all that, and Ren drags Oleg back down!! Oleg TAPS, Ren wins!!
Winner: Ren Narita, by submission (still NEVER Openweight Champion)
Another day, another way for Ren to cheat and steal this title away! Then the House stomps away on Oleg! Wolf returns to run them off, but he was not enough to even the odds during the match. Wolf grabs a mic to tell Ren, “What do you think you’re playing at? See if you can step on me one more time! Put that belt on the line and fight me! I promise to take back that title!” The Wolf has eyes on his prey, but will he huff ‘n’ puff and blow the House of Torture down? Or will they stack the deck too high for anyone to overcome?
IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Yota Tsuji VS Andrade El Idolo!
What was meant to be former friends settling a grudge is now a second chance for a “Real Latino Man.” Gabe Kidd is hurt, so Andrade is back again, but will he redeem himself from the New Beginning in USA? Or will Gene Blast still be golden?
President Hiroshi Tanahashi is here to give the formal introductions and raise the belt as we see if history repeats itself!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two stare down. The fans cheer on “YO~TA! YO~TA!” but Andrade ignores that as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Yota’s height becomes his leverage. Yota puts Andrade on the ropes, but lets off cleanly. The fans applaud and Andrade shakes it off. The two reset and circle again. They tie up, are in another deadlock, but Andrade pushes Yota to the ropes. Andrade lets off, but CHOPS! Yota CHOPS, but Andrade headlocks. Yota endures the grind, but Andrade hits a takeover. Yota headscissors, Andrade kips free, but Yota hits the takeover, only for Andrade to handspring through!
Andrade returns to RANA, but Yota handsprings through! The fans cheer as the two stare down again. They circle, feel things out, and tie up with knuckle locks. They go shoulder to shoulder but Andrade wrenches to headlock. Yota powers up but can’t power out as Andrade pulls hair! Yota powers up and out this time, but Andrade RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Andrade runs, only for Yota to hurdle over. Andrade leaps over, Yota sidesteps, but Andrade springboards to CROSSBODY! Andrade then LARIATS Yota up and out! The fans fire up, and Andrade builds speed! But Yota slips in, dodges Andrade, and slips around to arm-drag!
Andrade bails out and now Yota builds speed! The fans cheer, but Andrade is back! Yota blocks the boot, but Andrade whips, only for Yota to reverse. Andrade goes tranquilo in the ropes! The fans cheer, but Yota nods and raises his own LIJ fist. Yota then BOOTS Andrade to the floor! Yota goes out after Andrade, puts him in the ring, and the fans rally again. Yota drags Andrade up, KNEES him low, then KNEES him again. Andrade fires elbows, swings, but into a half nelson! GUT BUSTER! The fans cheer while Andrade goes to a corner. Yota runs in for a STINGER SPLASH! Yota then climbs up, and the fans cheer as he rains down elbows!
Yota goes to nine, winds up, but Andrade YANKS Yota down before ten! Andrade then stomps away on Yota, drags him up, and scoops to SLAM! The fans cheer again while Andrade snarls. Andrade storms back over to Yota, drags him up, and snapmares. Andrade runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Andrade clamps onto Yota with a headlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Yota endures, and Yota fights his way back up. But Andrade wrangles Yota down and puts on more pressure. The fans rally more as Yota keeps fighting around. Yota kicks his way forward to the ROPEBREAK!
The fans cheer as Andrade lets go, but Yota coughs and sputters as he catches his breath. Andrade grabs legs, and he stomps Yota in the stomach! Andrade looms over Yota, drags him back up, and puts him in the corner to CHOP! Yota is stinging, but also grinning! Yota eggs Andrade on, so the gloves literally come off! Andrade CHOPS Yota! The fans cheer and Yota keeps smiling! Andrade says uno mas, or perhaps moikai, and he kicks instead! Andrade wags his finger, then ROCKS Yota! Andrade whips corner to corner, then runs up, but Yota puts him on the apron! But Andrade blocks the enzigiri to put Yota in the Tree of Woe!
Andrade goes up, WOE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Yota survives but Andrade says it was that close. Andrade then drags Yota up in the corner, ROCKS him with forearm after forearm, but Red Shoes reprimands. Andrade backs off, but he rallies the fans as he goes corner to corner and back again, CIEN- NO, Yota ducks the knees to sunset flip! TWO, and Andrade ROCKS Yota! Yota ROCKS Andrade! They go forearm for forearm, then Andrade CHOPS! And CHOPS! Andrade runs, but Yota scoops to BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer while both men are down! The fans rally again, and Yota rises first. Yota is grinning again, he’s enjoying this.
Yota stands Andrade up to CHOP! Andrade wobbles, then drops to a knee, but Yota stands him up again. Yota CHOPS again, then brings Andrade around. Yota winds up, but Andrade blocks and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Andrade runs, but Yota ELBOWS him! And CHOPS! Yota roars, runs, but Andrade catches him on the second rope for the INVERTED SPANISH FLY! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! The fans rally as both men stir, and Andrade stands first. Andrade brings Yota up, and snap suplexes! But that’s just Uno Amigo! Andrade suplexes again, but Yota slips out! Yota waistlocks but Andrade ELBOWS free!
Andrade runs up but into a BOOT! Andrade comes back, but into another BOOT! Yota goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Yota keeps going, tilt-o-whirls and arm-drags again! Andrade tumbles out of the ring but the fans rally behind Yota as he builds speed! And this time, Yota DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp! The fans cheer as Yota stands tall going up the ramp. Yota goes back for Andrade, brings him back to the ring, and the fans applaud. Yota aims as Andrade rises, and he runs corner to corner for the GENE TRIGGER! Yota hauls Andrade up top, then climbs up to join him! The fans rally as Yota sets up for the SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO!
Andrade survives but Yota just keeps on him! Yota has the legs but Andrade resists the turnover. Andrade BOOTS Yota away, but Yota storms back up. Yota reels Andrade in, but Andrade hits a snap suplex! Then another, that’s Dos Amigos! Yota fights the third, but Andrade dodges the lariat to then FLYING FOREARM! Both men are down again and the fans rally back up! Yota crawls to a corner, but Andrade pounds the mat. The fans clap along, “SI! SI! SI!” Andrade runs corner to corner and back again, CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Yota survives and the fans fire up again! Andrade drags Yota to a drop zone, then goes up the corner!
The fans rally as Andrade DROPDOWN MOONSAULTS, into BOOTS! Yota then has Andrade in the ropes for a KICK! Yota goes from the corner, but Andrade manages a SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans are stunned as Yota hits apron then the floor! Daiki Nagai fans Yota off, but Andrade TRIANGLE JUMP TORNILLOS! Down goes Yota and the fans fire up again! Andrade snarls, then brings Yota up and into the ring. Andrade climbs up, up, and MOONSAULT DOUBLES! Cover, TWO! Andrade is surprised, but he can’t help but smile. The fans rally more and more as Andrade brings Yota up, and underhooks!
Yota fights The Message, RAMS Andrade into a corner, but then Andrade hoists Yota up top! Andrade CHOPS again, then climbs up after Yota. Andrade brings Yota up, up, and SUPER DUPER PLEXES!! And then he just rolls through! That’s just Uno Amigo! Then a snap suplex for Dos Amigos! And then- ORANGE CRUSH from Yota!! Cover, TWO!! Still no third amigo but both men are down again! The fans rally even harder as Yota drags himself to the ropes. Yota nods, and even manages a smile. He uses this energy to rise again! Yota brings Andrade up, then goes up the corner! MARLOWE- NO, Andrade is after him again!
Yota fights the Spanish Fly, Andrade fires body shots of his own, but Yota kicks the legs out! Andrade dangles, Yota adjusts, DRAPING MARLOWE CRUSH! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and the fans fire up again! Andrade goes to the apron but Yota follows him outside. Yota stands Andrade up, but Andrade fires an elbow! Yota fires a forearm, Andrade fires back, and the two brawl on the edge. Yota laughs, then GENE TRIGGER! And then RANA to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for that wild gamble of an attack! Yota roars as he rises and the fans are with him! Yota drags Andrade up, brings him around, and POSTS him!
Yota pushes Andrade to the apron, then steps back inside. Yota climbs the corner, brings Andrade up to join him, but Andrade fires hands. Yota CLUBS away on Andrade, but Andrade fights the clinch! Andrade looks to the outside?! Yota fights the suplex to go to the very top! And he brings Andrade up, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and the fans cheer, but Yota isn’t done with him! Yota stands Andrade up, pump handles, but Andrade fights with elbows! Yota ROCKS Andrade in the back! Yota back suplexes, but Andrade lands out! Yota mule kicks, runs, and LARIATS! Andrade stays standing!?
Andrade SHOVES Yota, eggs him on, so Yota runs, and he avoids the Shadow Elbow! GENE TRIGGER! Then the pump handle, the lift, and the SILVER LINING SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives again but Yota powers up! The fans cheer as Yota hits his three point stance and waits on Andrade. Andrade rises, Yota runs in, GENE- SHADOW ELBOW!!! Both men are down and the fans fire back up! Red Shoes checks both men, they’re both still in this, so a standing count begins! Both men are still down at 5 of 10 while the fans rally harder and harder. They’re still down at 7! At 8! Both men sit up at 9! But then they flop back over!
Red Shoes lets the match continue from here, as we’re already 25 minutes deep. Andrade and Yota sit up again, and they stare down as they rise up. Andrade eggs Yota on, so Yota winds up to CHOP! Andrade wobbles, but he walks that one off. The fans rally as Andrade winds up to CHOP! The sweat is seen flying off Yota, then he drops to his knees! And yet, Yota grins again! Yota stands back up, winds up, and CHOPS! The favor has been returned as Andrade is now stinging. Andrade stands back up, and he nods before he CHOPS! Yota drops to his knees, then falls back! But he gets up quickly enough as the fans rally again.
Yota storms up, winds up, and CHOPS! Andrade’s chest is getting red, as is Yota’s, but Andrade- YOTA HEADBUTTS! Yota changes things on Andrade, then reels him in! POWER- SUNSET BOMB!! Cover, TWO and Yota has it! TWO and Andrade has it! TWO, Yota has it again, TWO! Andrade dodges, springboards, into a GENE BLASTER!!! Cover, TWO?!? Andrade survives the anti-air attack but Yota crawls his way to the corner. Yota loads up but he demands Andrade stand again! Andrade rises, Yota runs in, GENE- NO, Andrade hurdles over! Then he rolls Yota up, and deadlifts for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!
Andrade drags Yota up, underhooks, but Yota defies the Message! So Andrade hammerlocks, LA SOMBRA DDT!! Cover, TWO?!? Yota survives and Andrade is beside himself, but the fans are thunderous! Andrade rises, he vows to end this, and he underhooks Yota. Yota fights The Message, but Andrade powers up! Andrade shifts, for a TIGER DESTROYER!! Then Andrade hauls Yota up to the corner, still underhooking the arms! But Yota NORTHERN LIGHTS! Double cover, TWO!! Yota clinches, BACKBREAKER! FLATLINER! STOMP!! The Gene Combination hits as we hit 30 minutes! Then Yota hits the JUMBO PLEX!!
Yota drags Andrade by the legs, then fires up as he turns Andrade! BOSTON CRAB!! The fans are thunderous as Andrade endures! Andrade reaches out but Yota drags him to center! Yota sits deep on the hold, but Andrade still fights! Andrade scrambles his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans are thunderous as Yota lets go in frustration. Yota and Andrade sit up, and Yota still smiles. The fans rally behind Yota as he brings Andrade up and places him up top. Yota climbs up behind Andrade, then dragon sleepers! The fans rally as Andrade fires elbows! Andrade turns around, and he has the facelock, DDT on the post?!?
Andrade falls to the floor but that’s the lesser of the damage! He hurries back inside, he hauls Yota back up, for THE MESSAGE!!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!!
Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by pinfall (NEW IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion)
An instant classic and an absolute shocker at the same time as Andrade has his revenge! Yota went from two belts to none, what will his journey of redemption look like?
As for Andrade, Tanahashi presents him with the belt, and Andrade holds it high. This is not only a win for the United Empire, but a win for AEW and the Don Callis Family. Andrade grabs a mic to say, “I did it.” The fans applaud, and Andrade continues by saying, “I wanna say thank you. Yota Tsuji is good, he’s an amazing talent, but Andrade El Idolo was better tonight.” The fans applaud again, and Andrade says he knows many know he is an AEW talent, but this title is NJPW’s. So Andrade will now officially be working in both companies, both companies are in his blood. And he wants to thank everyone here in Japan for watching.
Andrade says he now has a question, and it is a simple one: Who wants to challenge him? The fans applaud, and Andrade drops the mic. Andrade holds up the belt again, but wait! Stepping out in a nice suit is Drilla Moloney. But then Shota Umino is also here, still in ring gear. Andrade likes where this is going as the two challengers talk on stage. 44 Caliber and Roughneck both go to the ring, and Andrade asks if they heard what he said. So Drilla wants this title? And Shota wants it, too? Then he has an idea.
If they want this title, HIS title, why not this just be a Triple Threat for the Global Heavyweight Championship? Just say where, when, and what time. Then The RRRREAL~ Latino Man will be there! The fans cheer as Andrade is already raising the bar on this belt! Andrade says just call and he’ll be there. Andrade tells the fans, “Arigato!” The fans cheer, but will Andrade regret stacking the odds for his first defense? When and where will we see this shootout happen?
My Thoughts:
A great start to the Wrestling Dontaku double event, and quite the surprising result for the main event. While House of Torture shenanigans were 1000% expected for Narita VS Oleg, that was still a great match. But at the same time, as great as Oleg is, he was not going to become a TRIPLE champion between the NJPW Strong and both NEVER Openweight titles. Aaron Wolf stepping up to Ren is good stuff, but seriously, can Tanahashi use his authority to put ringside bans up? It’s actually bad kayfabe logic from management to not see that as an option.
But as I was saying, amazing main event, and Yota losing is pretty wild. I suppose even if this was Yota Tsuji VS Gabe Kidd, Gabe winning would’ve worked in story, too, positioning this title as a crossover title between NJPW and AEW. Yota’s story of making a comeback will be an intriguing one. Perhaps he uses the G1 Climax as his road back. As for Andrade being up for the Triple Threat with Shota and Drilla, that’s pretty cool, too. I don’t see Andrade losing his first defense, but a Triple Threat is a classic way to keep all parts strong no matter the result.
My Score: 8.9/10
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