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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/24/23)

Time for Round 2!

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Tonight closes with a grudge match!

Super Junior Tag League has barely just begun, but we already get a top tier match as TJP & Francesco Akira take on Clark Connors & Dan Moloney!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Oskar Leube VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; Time Limit Draw.
  • NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Boltin Oleg; ZSJ wins and retains the title.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: BUSHI & Titan VS Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC; Taguchi & DKC win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita; Eagles & Fujita win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Master Wato & El Desperado; Yoh & Musashi win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Kanemaru win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.

Catch 2/2: 1-0, 2 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 1-0, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-0, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-0, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-0, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 0-1, 0 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 0-1, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 0-1, 0 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-1, 0 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 0-1, 0 points

 

NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Boltin Oleg!

The Front Man was meant to defend this title against the Young Lion from Kazakhstan, but Oleg’s wrist injury kept him out of action at the time. But now, Oleg is here at 100%, ready to end this title’s “season one!” Will Oleg make this the Boltin Show? Or will he see for himself that The Mighty Don’t Kneel?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Oleg makes the most of his 15 minutes of fame!

The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Fans rally as the two circle, and they feel things out. They go around, each man avoids the other’s leg pick, but Oleg almost corners ZSJ. They go again, Oleg puts ZSJ on ropes but the ref counts. Oleg lets off cleanly and the two reset. They feel things out, ZSJ rolls but they still tie up. Oleg waistlocks but ZSJ pries at an arm. Oleg blocks using a leg, smothers the drop toehold and floats around. ZSJ switches, the two separate and fans applaud the exchange. ZSJ and Oleg reset again, feel things out, and Oleg hits as fireman’s carry takeover! Then another! Then a third!

ZSJ goes to ropes and Oleg lets off. Oleg talks a little smack but ZSJ stands. ZSJ fires up for some technical wrestling, and the fans rally. The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, are in a deadlock, but Oleg wrenches. Oleg has the wristlock but ZSJ rolls. Oleg still wrangles ZSJ but ZSJ kips up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Oleg wrenches to WRING the arm! ZSJ reaches out with legs but Oleg has a cording hold. ZSJ reaches back to headscissor but Oleg doesn’t budge. ZSJ reaches out with a leg for the ROPEBREAK, and fans cheer as Oleg lets off. Oleg stomps ZSJ, eggs him on, and ZSJ stands. The two reset again and feel things out.

ZSJ KICKS a leg, headlocks, but Oleg powers up and out. Oleg runs ZSJ over! Fans fire up as ZSJ flops out of the ring! Oleg hurries out to fetch ZSJ, stomps him, then ROCKS ZSJ! ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Oleg grins as he CHOPS ZSJ down! Fans fire up, Oleg stands ZSJ up to ROCK him, and then CHOP! ZSJ wobbles in front of the front row but Oleg follows him. ZSJ UPPERCUTS, Oleg eggs him on, so ZSJ UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Oleg CHOPS ZSJ down! Fans fire up and Oleg stands ZSJ up. Oleg CHOPS ZSJ against the post! Oleg ROCKS ZSJ, then swings, but ZSJ ducks! The chop HITS POST!

Fans fire up as Oleg holds his hand, but ZSJ whips him into railing! And SLAPS the hand against the barriers! Oleg shakes that hand, ZSJ wrenches and wrangles Oleg to the ground, to STOMP the arm! Fans fire up as we pass five minutes and ZSJ leaves Oleg behind. Oleg shakes out the bad hand, goes back to the ring, but ZSJ stands on him. ZSJ grabs the arm, bends the fingers, but Oleg has the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ STOMPS the bad arm again anyway! ZSJ stands on the fingers, stands on Oleg’s head, then grabs the other arm to twist and torture that hand! ZSJ isolates the arm to STOMP it! Oleg writhes as both hands are in pain!

ZSJ eggs Oleg on, that this is what pro-wrestling is, so Oleg gets up in a huff. Oleg ROCKS ZSJ, but that hurts Oleg’s hand! ZSJ eggs Oleg on, and Oleg CHOPS! Still hurts the hand and ZSJ smirks. Oleg CHOPS, ZSJ blocks, and ZSJ UPPERCUTS the arm! ZSJ whips, Oleg reverses to lift, SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up as both men are down! Oleg shakes out his hands, stands back up, and he brings ZSJ around to scoop and SLAM! The arms themselves still work, so Oleg picks ZSJ up and whips him corner to corner hard! ZSJ bounces off buckles and falls to the mat! Oleg storms up, brings ZSJ around again, for another scoop and SLAM!

ZSJ writhes, Oleg stalks him, and then whips him corner to corner again. ZSJ goes up and around, but runs into a clinch! So ZSJ turns that to a GUILLOTINE! Bearhug fights facelock, and then Oleg hits an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!! Oleg keeps his cool and goes for the legs! ZSJ fights the Crab but Oleg drags him from the ropes. Oleg tries but ZSJ blocks the turn. ZSJ then sits up to fire forearms! ZSJ gets free, fires more forearms, then he UPPERCUTS! Oleg wobbles but comes back to DECK ZSJ! Fans fire up again as Oleg stands ZSJ up. Oleg suplexes, but ZSJ fights it to wrench and PELE the arm!

Oleg snarls, but ZSJ KICKS the arm! And ROUNDHOUSES Oleg! Oleg sputters while he’s down on the mat and fans fire up! ZSJ catches his breath, he and Oleg get back up, and fans rally. ZSJ waits on Oleg, to then KICK him down! Oleg sits up, into another KICK! ZSJ KICKS Oleg again, then waits in a corner. Oleg sits up, but he blocks the Penalty Kick! BEARHUG! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ten minutes as Oleg covers, TWO! Time is on ZSJ’s side but Oleg has the legs again. Oleg works to turn ZSJ over, and succeeds! BOSTON CRAB! ZSJ endures, turns back over, but Oleg turns him back over to the BOSTON CRAB!

Oleg sits deep but ZSJ still fights! ZSJ reaches out, powers his way forward, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Oleg lets go quickly and doesn’t lose focus. Oleg stands ZSJ up to fireman’s carry, but ZSJ fights free! IRON OCTOPUS! Oleg endures and powers his way out to the fireman’s carry! ZSJ still fights but Oleg goes to a corner. ROLLING SENTON! Both men are down and fans fire up! Fans rally as we hit the three minute warning! ZSJ and Oleg stand, and Oleg ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm! Oleg eggs ZSJ on so ZSJ UPPERCUTS! ZSJ eggs Oleg on so Oleg ROCKS ZSJ! ZSJ CHOPS! Oleg ROCKS! CHOP! ROCK!

ZSJ rebounds to UPPERCUT! Oleg rebounds to DECK ZSJ again!! Fans fire up but Oleg has to hurry! Oleg roars and hoists ZSJ up again. ZSJ slips free to facelock, Oleg fights to a waistlock, two minute warning as Oleg GERMAN SUPLEXES! Oleg hurries to drag ZSJ up again, fireman’s carries, but ZSJ still fights! HANGING TRIANGLE, into an ARMBAR, but Oleg clasps hands! ZSJ SNAPS the fingers to break the grip! ARMBAR!! Oleg TAPS, ZSJ wins!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (still NJPW World Television Champion)

At 13 minutes and 38 seconds, The Submission Master makes “Ichiban Meat Boy” #JustTapOut! His reign is now 294 days with 15 defenses, will ZSJ make it to one full year with this title? Will there be a sequel to this sleeper hit with Oleg some day?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: BUSHI & Titan VS Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC!

Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Black Mask & El Inmortal won big on opening night, and now kick off round 2! But will they keep things tranquilo? Or will the Funky Weapon and Dylan Kyle Cox finally click as the new team on the block?

Fans rally for Titan, then chant for “D K C! D K C!” DKC steps up, LIJ fist bump, and Titan steps up. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are stronger for Titan as he and DKC tie up. They go around, break, then go again. DKC waistlocks but Titan spins to facelock. DKC wrenches, Titan rolls, kips up and bridges, to then handspring and wrench. DKC spins, slips under, sunset flips, TWO! The two stand off and the fans applaud. DKC and Titan reset, feel things out, and Titan trips DKC. Things speed up, Titan cartwheels then sidesteps, but DKC handsprings through a hip toss to arm-drag! Fans cheer as DKC storms up.

DKC kicks, whips, but Titan reverses to TORNADO- NO, DKC slips free. Titan sends DKC out, DKC rams Titan and springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Titan bails out, fans fire up, and DKC builds speed. Titan is back to springboard CROSSBODY! Direct hit and fans fire up again. DKC still kicks first, then whips. Titan reverses to TORNADO DDT! Now it hits, and DKC bails out! Fans fire up, Titan builds speed, but Taguchi runs interference! The ref reprimands, but Bushi attacks DKC! Titan takes a swing, Taguchi evades then throws Titan down by his mask, but Titan kips up to PELE!

Taguchi falls, Bushi sets him up next to DKC and fans rally up as Titan builds speed. Titan FLIES to take out DKC & Taguchi! Fans fire up even more as Titan rises up. Titan drags DKC up and into the ring, covers, ONE! Titan drags DKC up, spins to fireman’s carry, and AIR RAID CRASH! Tag to Bushi and he stomps DKC around. Bushi drags DKC up, puts him in a corner, then stomps him. Bushi CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, then he pushes DKC down. Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Bushi drags DKC up, and Bushi wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Titan, he climbs up, and he DOUBLE STOMPS DKC’s arm! Fans rally as Titan brings DKC up.

Titan snapmares, then runs to redirect and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tag back to Bushi, and he drags DKC up. But DKC CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Titan CLUBS DKC down, BLASTS Taguchi, then helps Bushi. They stand DKC to double whip, but DKC CANNONBALLS them both down! Fans fire up, DKC crawls over, hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Bushi, HIP ATTACKS Titan, repeat! Baseball slide and APRON HIP for Bushi! Fans fire up as Bushi springboards, MISSILE HIP! Cover, TWO! Taguchi hurries to call upon the powers of Strong Style, and he goes to the corner, “ORYA~!”

But Bushi ducks the Bum-a-ye! Bushi stomps Taguchi, stands on the groin, and the ref reprimands! The ref counts, Bushi lets off and Taguchi is almost comatose! Bushi stomps Taguchi, covers, TWO!! Taguchi gets that arm up and he sputters back to life. Bushi stands Taguchi up to knee low then whip. Taguchi reverses but Bushi sunset flips. Taguchi stays up, the tights come down, GREEN TEA BAG! Titan BOOTS Taguchi off the cover! Titan checks Bushi and says he smells. Bushi is gagging, Titan stomps Taguchi for this, and LIJ double whip. They trip then basement dropkick then FLYING SPLASH! Cover, DKC breaks it!

Fans rally, DKC stomps Bushi but Titan mule kicks DKC. Titan TOSSES DKC, LIJ regroups and fans fire up. Titan powers up and runs in, LOCO LARIAT! CODE BREAKER! Bushi holds Taguchi, but DKC trips Titan! Taguchi slips around to OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Bushi flails, reaches out, but Taguchi stands him up to chicken wing! But Bushi victory rolls! TWO and Taguchi has it, TAGUCHI & DKC WIN!!

Winners: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC, by pinfall (gains 2 points; LIJ earns 0)

That finish was nuts! Er, uh, wild! Taguchi wins by the seat of his pants, and now he and DKC are rolling! Will they keep this going until they’re the top of the block? Will Bushi & Titan have to fight harder to avoid being the bottom?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita w/ Zack Sabre Jr!

Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker couldn’t get going in the opening round, but neither could TMDK’s Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy. Will Douki & Taka better represent for Just5Guys? Or will Eagles & Fujita stay mighty this time?

The teams sort out and Douki starts against Fujita. The fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Douki headlocks. Douki grinds Fujita down but Fujita fights up. Fujita powers out but Douki runs him over! Things speed up, Fujita hurdles but Douki waistlocks. Fujita switches and shoves, ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up as Taka runs in but Fujita dodges to SHOTGUN Taka out! Fans rally, Fujita builds speed, and he FLIES! Direct hit on Taka & Douki, and he even tumbles into the Young Lions protecting the front row! Fans fire up for this truly interactive experience as Fujita stands back up.

Fujita puts Douki in the ring, tags Eagles, and Eagles drags Douki up. Fujita SHOTGUNS Douki into the SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Douki hangs tough but Eagles bumps him off buckles. Tag back to Fujita, TMDK double wrench and double lift, but Douki fights that to crisscross them up! Douki sends Eagles into Fujita, NECKBREAKER DDT COMBO! Tag to Taka and he stomps Fujita. Taka drags Fujita up, headlocks, and he holds on as Fujita tries to power out! Fujita keeps trying, but Taka wrenches and headlocks and hits the takeover to then get a headscissor necklock! Fujita scrambles to the ROPEBREAK and Taka lets off.

Taka drags Fujita up, throws knees, then bumps him off Douki’s boot. Tag to Douki, they double whip and double CHOP, to then stand Fujita back up, Camel Clutch DROPKICK! Taka BLASTS Eagles, and Douki puts Fujita in a leg lock full nelson! It’s like an Inverted Italian Stretch! Fujita endures, fights around, but Douki holds onto his arms. Fujita keeps kicking forward, and he reaches out to ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Douki lets off quickly. Fujita stands to fire forearms, but Douki eggs him on. Fujita fires another shot but Douki CHOPS! Douki whips, Fujita reverses and CHOPS! Douki HELL STABS! Douki runs, Fujita WHEEL KICKS!

Fans fire up while both men are down! Douki and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Eagles! Eagles dodges Douki, waistlocks, Douki switches and back suplexes but Eagles lands out! CHOP BLOCK and BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Taka runs in, Eagles dodges, kip up and WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up with Eagles, he runs in at Douki in the corner to DOUBLE KNEE! Roll back and- BOOT from Douki! But BASEMENT 619 sweeps the legs! And then DOUBLE KNEES again! Eagles drags Douki to a stack, TWO! Douki is still in this as we pass five minutes but Eagles stands Douki up. Douki fights the backpack to CLUB Eagles!

Eagles spins around to SPINEBUSTER, and RON MILLER SPECIAL! Douki scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets off the leglock, then drops knees on the knee! Fans rally as Eagles climbs, to 450- NO, he has to bail out as Douki moves! Eagles SOBATS, cravats, but no Sliced Bread! Douki pump handles, flips and ghost pins Eagles, TWO! ITALIAN STRETCH #32!! Eagles endures the “Douki Chokey” while Taka takes out Fujita! Eagles crawls, but Douki rolls him from the ropes! ITALIAN STRETCH! Eagles endures, reaches around, but Douki drags him away again! ITALIAN STRETCH PIN, TWO!!

Eagles is free, Douki runs in but Eagles elbows him! And puts him on the apron! But Douki RAMS Eagles, slingshots, but no Daybreak! Eagles cravats to ASAI DDT! Both men are down, they both crawl, hot tags to Fujita and Taka! Fans rally as Fujita SHOTGUNS Taka! Fans rally, Fujita fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS and a CHOP! Fujita whips, Taka reverses but Fujita goes up and over to O’Conner, CHAOS- NO, Taka fights the suplex. But Fujita CHOPS again! Taka staggers around, Fujita reels him in and says he’ll end this! Suplex, but Taka fights to a takedown, and JUST FACELOCK!! Fujita scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

Taka lets off fast to haul Fujita up. Fujita fires forearms, whips, but Taka reverses to drop toehold and JUST FACELOCK!! Fujita endures, but Taka flips him and has the headscissors! Taka bends the arm and twists the wrist! KIMURA!! Taka covers, TWO!! Leglock cover, TWO!! JUST FACELOCK!!! Douki BLASTS Eagles, builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and they hit the front row! ZSJ coaches Fujita but Taka rolls Fujita from ropes! Taka CLUBS away, JUST FACELOCK!! And it is deep!! Fujita endures, fights around, claws his way forward, but Taka grins as he grabs that arm! Taka shifts to COBRA FACELOCK!! But Fujita ROPEBREAKS!!

Taka lets off fast, he sets Fujita up for Douki. Shoulder, knee strike, DAYBREAK!! SHINING WIZARD!!! Cover, EAGLES BREAKS IT! Douki stomps Eagles, TOSSES him out, and Taka drags Fujita back up. Taka scoops, but Fujita cradle counters! TWO!!! Taka escapes, Fujita runs up, but into a CALF KICK! Taka hauls Fujita up and scoops, btu Fujita slips free! Eagles ROUNDHOUSES, SUPERKICKS and ENZIGURIS! Fujita reels Taka in, suplex to CUTTER!! Cover, TMDK WINS!

Winners: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Douki & Taka earn 0)

Fujita busts out his finisher for the first time in NJPW and gets a massive win! Whatever name that move will get, will it be what helps Ichiban Sweet Boy & The Sniper make this a mighty Super Junior Tag League?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Master Wato & El Desperado!

Team Dream Drive misfired at the start of the tournament, while the odd couple of Grandmaster and Rogue Luchador somehow made it work. Will Yoh & Musashi kick things into gear and get on the board? Or will Wato & Despy somehow make it work two rounds in a row?

Wait, what’s this? Now Yoh & Musashi are having problems? Something about Yoh making shirts for the team and Musashi forgetting to wear one? Yoh says they’re doing this from the top! They go backstage again, Wato is a bit confused, but Desperado sees Yoh is just poking fun at them. The song is now Michinoku Pro, Musashi’s home promotion! And they are wearing the shirts! Er, wait, Musashi’s is different from Yoh’s. Special variant edition? Desperado has a headache now. And apparently the team name is now “MUSAKO,” combining Musashi and “Komatsu,” Yoh’s surname.

Well, #MUSAKO get in the ring to join #DespeWato, and the teams sort out. Desperado and Wato argue about who gets Musashi, and Desperado makes Wato stand down. Fans rally for “MU-SA-SHI!” but then Yoh tricks Desperado. Desperado says nope and bails out, so Wato starts by default. The bell rings and fans rally up. Wato and Yoh circle, tie up, and Yoh waistlocks. Yoh shoves Wato at Desperado! Desperado avoids colliding with Wato, Wato goes back for Yoh but Yoh shoves him back at Desperado! Another near collision, but then Yoh SHOVES Wato into Desperado! Yoh taunts Desperado, he runs in, but Yoh arm-drags him!

Musashi runs Desperado over, then Musako double hip toss Wato! DespeWato bails out, Musako build speed but then fake them out, and say kiss this! BLEH~! Fans cheer, Desperado gets pissed but Wato stops him from storming in with a chair. Desperado throws the chair down and throws a tantrum elsewhere. Wato gets in, Yoh CLUBS him and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Musashi, he scoops Wato to SLAM him! Then Musashi scrapes soles off Wato’s face! Musashi drags Wato up, bumps him off buckles and tags in Yoh. Yoh stomps Wato, ROCKS him, then wrenches and whips Wato to ropes. Wato slips around and BULLDOGS Yoh!

Wato TOSSES Yoh out, and Desperado is there to POST him! Fans fire up as Wato BLASTS Musashi and Desperado DECKS Yoh! Desperado and Musashi see each other, talk some trash, but then Wato CLUBS Musashi on the back! And again! The ref reprimands but Desperado SMACKS Yoh off the apron. Wato gets in the ring and waits while Yoh is down. The ring count starts, Wato tags Desperado, and Desperado watches Yoh stir. The count is 8 of 20 as Yoh stirs. Musashi coaches him up but Desperado goes out to fetch Yoh into the ring. Fans cheer and Desperado drags Yoh up to scoop and SLAM!

Desperado drags Yoh around by his legs, turns him over, and has the BOSTON CRAB! Yoh endures, Desperado stares Musashi down, then he turns Yoh over to stomp him down. Tag to Wato, Wato drags Yoh up, and Wato KICKS Yoh down! Cover, TWO! Wato has an arm, and he drags Yoh into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Yoh endures, Wato stares Musashi down, and then Desperado walks over to SMACK Musashi off the apron! Yoh continues to endure, even as Wato bends him back. Yoh fights around and has the ROPEBREAK! Wato lets off to stomp Yoh, and Wato asks for a tag. Desperado doesn’t want to but Wato makes him tag.

Fans rally, Wato and Desperado double whip Yoh to a corner, but they both want to run in! They stop, argue, Desperado pushes Wato but Wato pushes back. Yoh runs in but into double kicks! DespeWato double whip, but Yoh crisscrosses them and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS! Fans fire up as all three are down! Yoh crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Musashi! Musashi rallies on DespeWato with big forearms! Desperado knees low, shouts to Wato, and the two double whip. But Musashi breaks the clothesline, sends Wato’s kick into Desperado, then waistlocks. Wato switches, Musashi moves around, switches back, but Wato switches again.

Musashi fights the German Suplex but Desperado storms up. Musashi ducks and the haymaker hits Wato! Wato staggers and falls over, Musashi ENZIGURIS Desperado! Fans rally up, Musashi storms up on Desperado, and Musashi drags Desperado up to clinch. Desperado fights the lift, they go to ropes, and the ref counts. Musashi knees low, whips, but Desperado reverses. Musashi ducks ‘n’ dodges to dropkick a leg, then he DROPKCISK Desperado! Cover, TWO! Musashi keeps cool and brings Desperado up. Musashi clinches but Desperado arm-drags free! Desperado blocks a superkick and he CHOPS!

Musashi CHOPS back! But Desperado blocks the superkick to hit a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up with Desperado and he drags Musashi up. Musashi fights the gut wrench and waistlock but Desperado elbows free. Desperado runs, but into an elbow! Musashi runs but into an elbow! Desperado runs, just to bait Musashi into a SPINE- NO, Musashi fights that to a NECKBREAKER and SUPERKICK! Desperado wobbles into the clinch, EXPLODER! Fans fire up as Musashi runs in, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Musashi and Desperado crawl, hot tags to Wato and Yoh!

Wato rallies on Yoh, a BOOT and a whip, then the CALF KICK! Fans fire up with Wato, he storms up on Yoh in the corner, and Wato whips corner to corner. Wato runs in but Yoh pops him up and out. Wato blocks a punch, Yoh avoids the gamangiri and HANDSPRING KICKS! Yoh then PLANCHAS and down goes Wato! Fans fire up with Yoh, and Yoh brings Wato up. Yoh puts Wato in the ring, stands him up and scoop SLAMS! Yoh goes up to TWISTING VAIDER! Cover, TWO! Wato is still in this but Yoh keeps cool. Yoh stands Wato up, reels him in, and suplexes, but Wato slips free. Yoh ducks a kick, Wato blocks the elbow to BOOT! ZIGZAG!

Fans fire up, Wato wrenches and traps, RECIENTEMENTE! Cover, TWO!! Yoh survives but Wato fires up! Wato drags Yoh up, chicken wings, but Yoh fights that! Yoh elbows free, full nelsons, but Wato breaks that to waistlock! But Yoh fights the suplex to RAM Wato to a corner! Musashi runs in to forearm! POETRY IN MOTION! Musashi BLASTS Desperado, then helps Yoh. Wato fights the suplex, but they block his kick to dropkick a leg and DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Yoh hauls Wato up! Suplex, SUPERKICK to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Desperado breaks it!! Fans fire up as Desperado shoves Musashi, but Muashi spins him around!

Musashi snapmares Desperado out then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit but a bit close to the apron, too! Musashi even thinks he has to cover Desperado out there! Yoh pounds the mat, fans fire up, and Wato rises. Yoh roars, reels Wato in, and Musashi goes up the corner. FALCON GOROSHI to a Musashi FROG SPLASH! Yoh then underhooks the arms to DIRECT DRIVE!! Cover, Musako wins!

Winners: Yoh & Musashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Wato & Desperado earn 0)

The new shirts might’ve been the lucky charms for this match as Musashi Komatsu leaves the station! Will they ride this momentum all the way to the top of the Super Junior Tag League? Or can DespeWato find a way to make this dysfunction function in their favor?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

Kushida & Kevin Knight are flying high after opening night, but they’re up against the House of Torture now. Will the former tag champs still stay in the air? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master use every trick in the book to bring them down?

The teams sort out and the House attacks! Fans boo as Sho goes after Kushida and Kanemaru goes after Knight. The bell rings, Sho TOSSES Kushida out while Kanemaru digs boots into Knight in a corner. The ref reprimands, Kanemaru lets off and he drags Knight up. Kanemaru whips Knight corner to corner but Knight BOOTS him back! Knight runs but into a low kick. Knight still throws a forearm but Kanemaru rakes eyes! Kanemaru scoops, Knight slips free to shove and scoop SLAM! Then SPLASH! Sho runs in, into a scoop SLAM! Kushida runs in, is a backpack on Knight, “SUPER MARIO~” SPLASH!

Fans fire up as Knight finally takes the jacket off. Knight drags Kanemaru up, tags Kushida and Kushida CLUBS Kanemaru’s arm. Kushida cravats, throws knees, then wrenches an arm. Kushida whips just to reel Kanemaru back in to CLUB the arm, and drop a knee on it! Fans rally as Kushida wrenches Kanemaru to a top wristlock. Kushida puts the arm on ropes, throws elbows, then lets off to whip. Kanemaru reverses and Sho trips Kushida! Kanemaru BLASTS Knight, Sho whips Kushida into barriers! Fans have to clear out as Sho grabs chairs to JAM Kushida! Fans boo but Sho jams Kushida more!

Kanemaru SMACKS Knight off the timekeeper’s desk! The ref reprimands, makes Sho let the chair go and Sho “apologizes.” He says a fan made him do it. Sho drags Kushida up and throws body shots. Sho brings Kushida over, puts him in the ring and Kanemaru drags Kushida up. Kanemaru whips to CLOBBER Kushida, then he scrapes Kushida’s face! Sho steps in, and Kanemaru bumps Kushida off Sho’s boot. Tag to Sho, and he grins as he stalks Kushida. Sho keeps Kushida from Knight with a chinlock, then he BOOTS Knight down! Sho drags Kushida up but Kushida KICKS him in the leg! So Sho claws Kushida’s face!

The ref has to keep Knight back, even as Sho CHOKES Kushida on ropes! Tag to Kanemaru and he kicks Kushida around. Fans rally for Kushida as the House toy with him. Kushida fires forearms, but Kanemaru rakes eyes! The House double whip but Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up, Kushida crawls, but DICK TRIPS KNIGHT! Fans boo as the Spoiler shows up again. Kanemaru stomps Kushida, Dick stomps Knight, and Kanemaru suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Kushida hangs tough but Kanemaru knees Kushida in the back again and again! Fans rally but Kanemaru whips Kushida into the corner hard!

Kushida falls, Kanemaru tags Sho, and Sho grins as he stalks Kushida. Kanemaru BOOTS Knight, Sho digs his boots into Kushida. Kanemaru CHOKES Kushida, the ref counts, and the House lets off. They double whip corner to corner, but Kushida dodges Kanemaru to kick Sho! Kanemaru kicks and whips but Kushida reverses to send Kanemaru into Sho! Hot tag to Knight, springboard DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Knight fires off forearms and CHOPS! Kanemaru & Sho kick low, double whip, but Knight leaps the line to DOUBLE PELE! Fans are thunderous as Knight has targets in opposite corners.

Knight runs to SPLASH Sho, then SPLASH Kanemaru! Knight whips Kanemaru into Sho, runs in and DOUBLE SPLASHES! Fans fire up as Knight puts Sho up, TOP FLOOR RANA! Cover, Kanemaru breaks it! Kanemaru intercepts Kushida, kicks and runs, but Kushida dodges and Knight DROPKICKS! Kushida WRECKS Dick for good measure! Knight kips up, and Kushida Electric Chair Lifts Sho! Fans fire up but here comes Evil & Yujiro! The Tokyo Pimp distracts the ref while the King of Darkness drags Knight out of the ring! Fans boo the same old dirty tricks! Kushida still ROCKS Sho and puts him in a Tree of Woe!

Kanemaru runs in but Kushida sends him into Sho! And sits him down, to then TOSS Dick! Kushida drop toeholds Dick into Kanemaru’s Little Richard! And Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE KICK Evil & Yujiro! Fans are thunderous as Kushida and Knight coordinate. Kushida helps Knight go COAST2COAST and hit the whole pile!! Fans fire up and Kushida drags Sho out of that mess. Kushida Electric Chair Lifts, TIME2FLY!! Down goes Sho and Knight covers, TWO?!?! Sho survives and shocks everyone! Knight argues the count but the ref says that was still fair. So Knight fires up to finish this!

Kushida has Kanemaru’s arm in a HOVERBOARD, Knight runs up on Sho! But Sho THROWS Knight into the ref! Fans can’t believe it but Sho claws Knight’s face! Sho throws Knight down then gets his Murder Tool! Fans boo as Sho aims, but Knight dodges, dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! Fans fire up, Kushida joins in, and they set Sho up again! Knight whips, Sho reverses, Kushida gives him the BOOST, but into WHISKEY MIST!! Kanemaru BOOTS Kushida, gets the bottle, and he SMASHES Knight! Fans boo more as Evil puts the ref back in. Sho drags Knight up, reels him in and tucks the arms, to SHOCK ARROW!! Cover, The House of Torture wins!

Winners: Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Intergalactic Jet Setters earn 0)

It took ALL the tricks to ground Knight’s flight, and now the House is on the board! Will Sho & Kanemaru find a way to keep winning, even with everyone knowing their tactics? Can Knight & Kushida refuel and fly again in the next round?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 w/ Callum Newman VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

Now this is the definition of a grudge match. TJP & Franceso Akira accepted Drilla into the United Empire but he betrayed them to be a Bullet Club War Dog. Then he and 100 Proof took the titles away and have rubbed it in everyone’s faces ever since. Will the Public Enemy & Nova Fireball get sweet revenge to end the round? Or will the Abunai Gaijin unload a Full Clip?

Wait, Akira & TJP DOUBLE PLANCHA! Down goes Drilla and Connors! Fans fire up as the brawl is on! TJP holds up the tag titles, then Akira CHOPS Drilla! The bell rings, TJP DECKS Connors, and Akira SMACKS Drilla off English commentary! Henare is there to cheer on his guys, and TJP brings Connors around. TJP RAMS Connors into the stands behind Japanese commentary, and Great-O-Khan is there to cheer TJP on! TJP sits Connors on the ledge, and gives him some scrubs! The fans fire up with each one, and TJP goes along the ledge, to run back in and BOOT WASH! Fans cheer and TJP drags Connors back.

But Drilla attacks TJP! And SMACKS him off the timekeeper’s desk! Drilla has a chair, but TJP dodges the shot! So Drilla flips the table onto him! Callum Newman tries to help TJP but Drilla POSTS him! Connors snap suplexes Newman! Fans boo but there’s nothing that can be done about Bullet Club mugging Newman! Drilla wipes his butt with a United Empire towel! Fans boo more but Bullet Club just soaks it up. Quadruple middle fingers and they go back for Catch 2/2. Drilla puts TJP in the ring, Connors ROCKS Akira, but then Akira UPPERCUTS Connors! Drilla whips, TJP reverses, and Akira joins in to DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

Akira FIST DROPS Drilla, Drilla sits up into TJP’s PENALTY KICK! Fans fire up as Catch 2/2 keep going, “Take picture!” for the Electric Chair Lift, but Drilla bails out. Catch 2/2 turns around, they kick Connors first then double whip. SOBAT! KICK! Trip, SHOTGUN! Fans fire up as they try again, “Take picture!” Drilla returns, TJP throws Akira, SHOTGUN SENTON COMBO! Fans fire up again as TJP gives Drilla some scrubbing in the corner! TJP goes side to side to BOOT WASH! Fans fire up and chant “One More Time!” TJP nods and gives Drilla some scrubbing, then a BOOT WASH! Fans cheer as Drilla’s beard is very clean now.

TJP rallies the fans up and he brings Drilla around. TJP ROCKS Drilla, but Connors sneaks a tag before the whip. Drilla reverses, drops under TJP to then BLAST Akira while Connors POUNCES TJP! Fans boo as Connors says crowns down and he scuffs TJP. Connors CHOPS TJP, Drilla BOOTS Newman, then Connors puts TJP in a corner. Connors CHOPS again, then pulls TJP’s shirt up to CHOP him down! Drilla soaks the heat up and Connors digs his boots in. Red Shoes counts, Connors tags Drilla, then Connors BLASTS Akira! Drilla gives forearm scrubs to TJP’s face, then runs side to side to CLOBBER him!

Fans rally for TJP but Drilla snarls as he paces around TJP. Drilla taunts the fans, stands on TJP’s hand, then stomps the arm! TJP goes to a corner, Drilla CHOPS him again! Drilla shouts at TJP, bumps him off buckles, and TJP falls. Drilla stands on TJP’s leg, tags in Connors, and Connors stomps TJP. Connors drags TJP up, snap suplexes, then swaggers before the ELBOW DROP! “Who sucks now, b*tch!?” Fans boo but Connors eggs them on. The fans rally for TJP but Connors stays between him and Akira. Connors BLASTS Akira, CLUBS TJP, then whips TJP to a corner. TJP bounces off buckles and into a LARIAT!

Drilla loves it as Connors paces around TJP. Connors drags TJP back up, whips him to a corner hard and TJP flops down! Fans boo but Drilla laughs, and Connors tells the fans to shut up. Connors stands TJP up, whips him to a corner hard, and then runs to BOOT Akira! Connors runs in but TJP BOOTS back! TJP ELBOWS Drilla, goes up and over Connors and TORNADO DDTS! Fans fire up while both men are down! Connors and TJP crawl, hot tags to Akira and Drilla! Akira holds back as Drilla runs in, and he goes up and over to SHOTGUN Drilla! Fans fire up for “A! KI-RA!” Akira runs in to clothesline! And then he comes back, but Drilla dodges!

Drilla returns but Akira ROUNDHOUSES him down! MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Drilla sputters but Akira CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Akira reels Drilla in but Drilla fireman’s carries. Akira fights with elbows, shoves Drilla, and TJP shoves Drilla for Akira to chicken wing. TJP SUPERKICKS Drilla into the TIGER FIRE PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Drilla escapes but the fans rally up. Akira watches Drilla rise, then reels him in. SPEED- NO, Drilla slips free! Akira dodges the lariat, but not the SPINEBUSTER! Nor the DOUBLE STOMPS! Both men are down, fans fire up, and hot tags to Connors and TJP!

TJP springboards to FLYING FOREARM! TJP whips, Connors ducks ‘n’ dodges, but the THESZ PRESS hits! TJP throws his shirt to the crowd, free souvenir! Connors stands, TJP runs in, tilt-o-whirl into IRON OCTOPUS! Akira catches Drilla to a GUILLOTINE! Fans fire up for the stereo submissions! GROUND COBRA, TWO!! Drilla throws Akira off, TJP SOBATS Connors! Drilla SUPERKICKS TJP but Akira SUPERKICKS Drilla! Akira dodges Connors to victory roll, STOMP 182! Akira calls to TJP and they coordinate! Akira brings Connors up, but Connors UPPERCUTS! Akira runs back in, but Connors dumps him out!

Connors runs but Akira goes to the corner, to ASAI MOONSAULT Drilla! Connors has to stop himself, and that lets TJP hit the EYE OF THE HURRICANE! TJP goes up, MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and fans fire back up! Akira hurries up, TJP fireman’s carries, and they LEANING TOWER CUTTER!! Cover, Drilla breaks it! All four men are down and the fans rally back up. TJP rises, Drilla storms up on him, but Akira jumps off TJP, DESTROYER for Drilla!! Fans fire up again as TJP drags Connors into position. The fans cheer, “CATCH! NI-NI!” Akira & TJP coordinate, run in, 2- NO, Connors moves and TJP wipes Akira out!!

TJP freaks out, and Connors POWERSLAMS him down! Drilla is back, Connors tags him in! They coordinate now, aim at TJP, DOUBLE GORE!! Cover, TWO?!?! TJP survives being run over and the fans are thunderous! Bullet Club is furious but they fire themselves up again. Connors goes up, Drilla reels TJP in, but Akira creeps up. TJP knees free, Akira springboards to SUPER STEINER Connors! And then TJP backslides Drilla, TWO!!! DOUBLE LARIATS wipe out Drilla and TJP! All four men are down again and the fans rally up. Drilla goes to his corner, as does TJP. Connors tags in, he runs in but TJP goes up and over!

TJP TORNADO- NO, Connors shoves TJP into Red Shoes! Fans boo as Red Shoes falls, and Connors sees this as his opening! He grabs one of the tag title belts, and he aims at TJP! But Akira sends the other belt to TJP! They dare each other to make a move, but then TJP throws the belt to Connors? Because he wants Red Shoes to catch Connors red handed! Or is it gold handed? Connors tries to defend his innocence but Red Shoes takes the belts form him. TJP rolls Connors up! TWO!! Connors tosses a belt to TJP, TJP throws it away, but Connors gets him for NO CHASER!! Drilla has Akira, flips him inside-out then deadlifts to DRILLA KILLA!!!

Connors goes up, Drilla suplexes TJP, FULL CLIP!!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!

Winner: Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Catch 2/2 earns 0)

TJP & Akira fall, and now the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions are the ONLY undefeated team in this tournament! And then Drilla gives Newman a DRILLA KILLA for the hell of it!! Connors puts chairs in the ring, and Drilla puts one around Akira’s neck!? Connors tells everyone, from the Young Lions to The United Empire members on commentary, that if they step one foot in the ring, “this son of a b*tch is dead!” Henare snarls but Connors says they don’t have to kill ’em! Catch 2/2 is already is dead! Drilla says “What good are dead men without a burial? The Cowboy and the Criminal just took care of that! A burial and sendoff fit for a couple of kids.”

Connors then asks, “Do you know why? Because that’s my dog for real!” Connors then SMACKS TJP on the back with his chair! Khan & Henare finally rush in, but Bullet Club scurries away! Drilla doesn’t like how the one Young Lion is looking at him, so he DECKS him! The Abunai Gaijin show no mercy and no respect, will they have no problems running the table? Or will this only motivate everyone left to fight their absolute hardest to stop them?

 

Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!

Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 2-0, 4 points
Catch 2/2: 1-1, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 1-1, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-1, 2 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 1-1, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-1, 2 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 1-1, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-1, 2 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 1-1, 2 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-2, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great round two for Super Jr. Tag League, and they also snuck that NJPW World Television Championship into this. Great showing from Oleg even in defeat, he can definitely and should definitely come back around for another match with ZSJ, perhaps come WrestleKingdom time. As for SJTL, it is only round two and yet it is shaping up just how I expected. As good as all these teams are, Douki & Taka being dead last while the tag champs are leading 2-0 make all the sense. And even with them being 0-2, Douki & Taka had a great match with Eagles & Fujita to really add heat to Fujita getting his first win on NJPW programming.

And of course that main event was awesome stuff, it was basically a title match right here. Connors & Drilla threatening to cripple Akira was some nasty stuff, but that adds to the kind of vicious Heels they are. They’re definitely going to be rolling for more than half this tournament. Now, a little surprised in some of those 1-1 standings. Taguchi & DKC getting one on LIJ, namely, as I thought LIJ was gonna keep pace with Bullet Club going into whenever we get LIJ VS Bullet Club. But hey, Taguchi & DKC can at least get one to prove themselves as a team.

Yoh & Musashi VS Desperado & Wato was probably the most fun match because of all the antics Yoh was doing to troll Desperado while getting that first win for him and Musashi. And including tonight, we’re getting three straight days of SJTL action, which is pretty cool, but these guys are all gonna have to be careful not to wear themselves out and get hurt in this first half of the round robin.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Drew McIntyre says down with Day One Uce!

Though he’s primed to go after the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, Drew McIntyre looks to crush Main Event Jey Uso once and for all!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • GUNTHER VS Dominik Mysterio w/ JD McDonagh; Gunther wins.
  • Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark VS Kayden Carter & Katana Chance; Shayna & Zoey win.
  • Becky Lynch VS Nia Jax; wins.
  • Andrade VS ???
  • Drew McIntyre VS Jey Uso; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes is here!

San Antonio fires up for The American Nightmare as he makes his way to the ring. The fans sing along with the song, and “WHOA~ OH~!” get the pyro. Cody steps into the ring, the fans chant his name, and he gets the mic to ask, “So, San Antonio…! What do we wanna talk about? I’d love if we could speak about how at WrestleMania 40, in the main event, with the lights on brightest, the biggest game of the year, I will stand across from the greatest champion in company history, The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns.” The fans boo, but Cody says, “However… I am really unable to talk about that because of a… distraction.”

Cody says there’s a distraction that stings quite a bit. He is of course talking about… The Rock. Fans boo more, then chant “ROCKY SUCKS! ROCKY SUCKS!” Cody says last week, The Rock went to Instagram, posted a 16 minute video, then spoke at length on SmackDown. To sum it up, The Rock called the fans in Phoenix meth heads, talked about Cody’s dog, and don’t ever talk bad about Cody’s dog, and then of course, the biggest headline of all, which The Rock made sure wasn’t the headline, The Rock ever so eloquently spun things and changed the conversation.

The Rock presented a whole new challenge like the master politician that he is. No wonder people want him to run for office. Hell, Cody might even end up voting for The Rock. But Cody can’t dismiss those words entirely, because it is true what The Rock said about their conversation. The Rock poured honey into Cody’s ear, telling Cody that the people don’t want Cody VS Roman. The people want Rock VS Roman. Fans boo because that’s wrong, and Cody points out how the fans started chanting something else. The fans respond here with “We Want Cody!” Cody nods and continues by saying that he heard all that, the management all heard it, and Cody appreciates it.

The Rock of course heard all that, because then he called those fans “crybabies.” Are there any crybabies here in San Antonio? The fans fire up! But now, The Rock has presented an entirely different challenge. One that doesn’t just involve Cody, but one that involves his… friend. Yeah, they’re friends! And it’s time for that friend to come out here! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the World Heavyweight Champion, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins! The Visionary makes his entrance in a volt green ensemble and the fans sing his song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins joins Cody in the ring, gets a mic, and then revels in the singing.

Rollins then says, “San Antonio! Welcome…! To Monday! Night! Rollins~!” The fans cheer and Rollins ask “Mr. Nightmare, what’re you thinking, my man?” Cody says obviously, Rollins has offered to have Cody’s back against The Bloodline. Rollins stood next to Cody when he got slapped across the face, and Rollins has said he’s going to be there moving forward. The plot has been incredibly twisted. Cody didn’t even think he was gonna be on the WrestleMania card anymore, but when he saw that pompous PowerPoint presentation about The Bloodline’s family being better than everyone else’s that Cody had to go back on his word.

Cody won the Rumble, it is his right, HE gets to challenge Roman Reigns. Rollins meanwhile, coming off injury, he has to face the only other guy who has pinned Cody since Cody’s WWE return in Drew McIntyre. So, what Cody is saying and has wanted to say for all the world to see: Roman & Rock are two Mount Rushmore caliber wrestlers, working together, Cody fully understands if Rollins wants to focus on McIntyre and is not onboard with having Cody’s back. Rollins scratches the back of his head while he thinks. Rollins says he respects Cody giving him the out, Rollins will take care of McIntyre, alright?

Fans cheer as Rollins reminds us that he told McIntyre, he told Cody and he told the world, there are some things bigger than us. And taking down The Bloodline is the BIGGEST thing they can do! The fans cheer more, and Rollins says this isn’t just Cody’s story that needs to be finished. It is Rollins’ story, too. Ten years ago, Rollins and Roman came in together, they wanted to take the power from the top. Rollins wanted to take the power and give it back to the people! Turns out, Roman wants to keep all the power for himself! And here’s the problem: Rollins and Cody are this close. The Rock being in The Bloodline, they are this close to Roman Reigns having absolute power.

And The Rock, well… Rollins isn’t sure about the fans but he knows Cody agrees with this, Rollins is so over The Rock. The fans chant “ROCKY SUCKS!” again and Rollins says yeah, he does suck! And he ain’t been The Rock for a long time. He damn sure ain’t been The People’s Champ! And so Rollins isn’t just gonna call him any of that. Rollins has been thinking about it, he wants a new name for The Rock. He’s now gonna be… Diarrhea Dwayne! Because he’s been running his mouth and all that comes out is wet baby poo. The fans chant “DIARRHEA!” and Rollins is amused. Guess San Antonio agrees, huh?

Rollins continues to say that The Rock gets on Instagram, and 21 minutes!? Seriously? He insults Cody’s dog and says he can make the World Heavyweight Championship “go away?” That with a snap of his fingers, because he’s the boss, he’ll make it go away. Rock, Rollins dares you to try! And get this! In case you didn’t hear him, because 21 minutes is a long time to listen to that idiot, Rock said he made pro-wrestling cool again! Fans boo and Rollins agrees there. The Rock is our wrestling savior! He made this cool! Diarrhea Dwayne, you ain’t been cool in 20 years!

But here’s what is cool: This morning, Rollins received a 100% medical clearance! He is BACK, he is ready to go, and so this Friday, Rollins will be at SmackDown to confront The Bloodline! The fans fire up hearing that! Rollins wants to know, though, as he’s asked Cody many times and told him for weeks. Rollins has Cody’s back, so what Rollins wants to know is: does Cody have his? Fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Cody tells Rollins that he also has a message for The Rock. “It’s been a long time since you haven’t just been handed something. I think it’s been since you had that seven bucks in your pocket, and I think you forgot.

“The People’s Champion is not in perpetuity, Rock. I am not the same man as you. I’m not gonna whine in a 21 minute promo. I am coming to SmackDown with Seth Freakin’ Rollins, I am going to stand across from you, Roman Reigns, The Wise Man, the whole Bloodline, in the great state of Texas, and this Friday, I will give you face-to-face, eye-to-eye, not whispering in your ear, crystal clear and obvious answer for what’s happening at WrestleMania!” Well, the American Nightmare & Visionary are all fired up, and it is pretty clear what’s about to happen at WrestleMania! Will this dream team tear down the Rock & Roman?

 

GUNTHER VS Dominik Mysterio w/ JD McDonagh!

Der Ring General wants challengers for his Intercontinental Championship, but he also doesn’t really take anyone else on this roster seriously. And, well, of all people to step up to him, it was Dirty Dom. Will the Prodigal Son prove the doubters wrong and find a way to bring down the most dominant Intercontinental Champion in history? Or is he going to wish he never left Papa Rey’s side?

The bell rings and Dom circles with Gunther. They feel things out, Dom kicks low but then backs away. The fans chant “Dom, You Suck!” Dom and Gunther tie up, and Gunther TOSSES Dom away! Dom staggers up and Gunther smiles. Dom and Gunther reset, then Dom goes for a leg. Gunther smothers that takedown with a facelock, then gets a leg! HALF CRAB! Dom scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Gunther lets off, and the Irish Ace coaches Dom up. Dom gets up to shove Gunther, then CHOPS him! Fans fire up but Gunther TOSSES Dom to a corner! Dom dodges the chop to CHOP again!

Gunther snarls, Dom wants forgiveness and hides in the ropes. Then Dom SLAPS Gunther! Gunther chases Dom out of the ring, and around it, but then JD steps up. JD knows how to take it to Gunther, but Gunther shoves JD into a post! Gunther swings but Dom gets JD outta the way, Gunther CHOPS the POST! Dom then SMACKS the hand off the post! Dom goes up while Gunter slides in, and Dom slingshots to STOMP! Dom gets Gunther up but Gunther gets a SLEEPER! Dom pries the bad arm away for an ELBOW BREAKER! Dom knuckle locks, CHOPS, then goes up and up to flying- NO, Gunther disrupts that!

Gunther kicks low then CHOPS through the pain! Dom falls right outta the ring and fans fire up while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Gunther looms over Dom. Gunther drags Dom up, but Dom CHOPS! Gunther CHOPS Dom right down! Gunther stands Dom up again, puts him in a corner, and rips that vest open! Gunther CHOPS Dom inside-out! Gunther drags Dom right back up and fans want that “One More Time!” Gunther obliges and CHOPS Dom right back down! Gunther then gets the legs, turns Dom over, and has the BOSTON CRAB! Dom endures while Gunther sits deep! JD gets on the apron, Gunther runs him off, but Dom is free to DROPKICK Gunther down! The fans boo but Dom goes up and up and TRIANGLE JUMP PLANCHAS!

Dom and Gunther are both down on the outside and JD coaches Dom up. The ring count climbs, Gunther stands at 5 of 10. Dom follows and CHOPS! Gunther CHOPS Dom again! Gunther shoves Dom in at 7, slides in after him, and then runs up, but into a drop toehold! Gunther’s on ropes, Dom dials it up, but Gunther LARIATS Dom inside-out! Cover, but Gunther lets off?!? Gunther wants to hurt Dom for his insolence and the fans are loving it! Gunther gets the legs again but Dom kicks and kicks and kicks! Dom is free again, but Gunther SLAPS him! Gunther reels Dom in, hoists Gunther up, but Dom hits a SUNSET BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Gunther is free and JD can’t believe how close that was! Dom hurries back up, dodges Gunther to CLOBBER him! Gunther ends up on ropes again and Dom redials! 619!! Gunther falls over, Dom goes up the corner! Shout out to Eddie with the FROG- NO, Dom has to bail through! T-REX SHOTGUN!! Gunther hauls Dom up, for the GUNTHER BOMB!! And then the BOSTON CRAB!! Dom taps, Gunther wins!

Winner: Gunther, by submission

Der Ring General made sure Judgment Day understands what stepping to him means! Will the rest of the Raw roster also reconsider challenging Gunther for WrestleMania?

 

Damage Control is backstage.

Dakota Kai, having betrayed Bayley, is still with Iyo Sky, Asuka & Kairi Sane, feeling good after SmackDown. But then Adam Pearce walks over. Just what’re they doing here tonight? Uh, wow, Pearce, you do realize the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions can go to whatever brand they want to, right? That’s how this works. Yeah, he is aware of that. But the last time they were all here, they caused chaos. So whatever they’ve got planned, he doesn’t want it. So he will rephrase the question: Why are they here? Well, since he asked so nicely, Shayna & Zoey have been running their mouths lately.

So DMG CTRL just figured, Shayna & Zoey have a match, so DMG CTRL wants to scout the competition. No worries, Pearce, you can trust them. Shinsuke Nakamura then walks over and says he and Pearce need to talk. Pearce assumes this is about the Intercontinental Championship. Yes, it is. Dakota says Pearce is busy, DMG CTRL will take care of business. Nothing to worry about! Sure. Pearce says he’ll keep his eyes on them, and then he tells Nakamura that he gets it. But Pearce has an announcement about the contender for later tonight. If Nakamura wants to talk about that, meet him in his office. Thank you.

The King of Strong Style heads out, and Pearce has his hands full tonight. Will Der Ring General have some real competition now? Will The Queen of Spades & The Hunter prove to DMG CTRL that they’re a legitimate threat?

 

Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark VS Kayden Carter & Katana Chance!

The WWE Women’s Tag Division is heating up, and this match could go a long way to determining the next challengers for Asuka & Kairi. The Queen of Spades & The Hunter are hungry for gold, will they tear up the former champions to whet their appetite? Or will WrestleMania truly become the biggest party on the WWE calendar?

The teams sort out, Kayden starts against Shayna and the two circle. They tie up, Shayna waistlocks, but Kayden uses that to victory roll. ONE, and Shayna avoids the kick. Kayden says that was close, and the two go again. Shayna runs in, Kayden dodges and wheelbarrows, but Shayna blocks the arm-drag to STOMP that arm! Kayden writhes, Shayna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then she drags Kayden up. Shayna wrenches the arm, tags Zoey, and they hand off the wristlock. Zoey corners Kayden while Shayna runs side to side, but Kayden gets away from them both! Shayna knees buckles, Kayden dodges Zoey then BOOTS her away!

Kayden KICKS from below, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shayna tags back in, Zoey hangs Kayden out to dry for Shayna to KNEE her down! The hunters egg DMG CTRL on but DMG CTRL sends it back while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Katana drags Zoey up, but Zoey fireman’s carries! Zoey swings but Katana arm-drags her away! Katana runs up but into a SUPERKICK! Zoey goes out, climbs up, but Kayden anchors her! Katana then ROCKS Zoey, CLUBS away on her, and brings her up. Kayden tags in before Zoey shoves Katana away. Kayden goes up now, fires forearms, and Katana joins in. The fans rally up for the DOUBLE SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Zoey survives, KC Squared are shocked, but the fans fire up! Kayden tags Katana and gets Zoey back up. Fireman’s carry and Katana climbs, to step over and RANA Shayna!

But Zoey fights free, shoves Kayden then fires forearms! Katana runs back in but is put up top! Kayden blocks the superkick to SUPERKICK back! Then she hooks Stark up, AFTER PARTY!! Cover, Shayna YANKS Katana off! Kayden runs up but Shayna gets a KIRAFUDA KLUTCH! Zoey rolls and stacks Katana, Zoey & Shayna win!

Winners: Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark, by pinfall

DMG CTRL don’t seem that impressed, but they join everyone in the ring. Dakota asks why Zoey & Shayna are eyeing them like that. Do they not trust DMG CTRL? They’re just here to congratulate them on a good match. But uh, it got Dakota thinking. After the Kabuki Warriors defend their titles tomorrow night at NXT Roadblock, they’ll come back to Raw for Houston, a far superior city to San Antonio, and then Zoey & Shayna get a tag title match. But don’t get it twisted. You’ll both be sent home crying, just like Bayley. Shayna snatches the mic but DMG CTRL steps up to reinforce Dakota.

Shayna says, “Well, it’s about time. We’ll see you next week.” Shayna & Zoey head out, will they get the gold even before Mania? Or will that Roadblock end up too much for even Asuka & Kairi?

 

 


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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/3/24)

Revolution is a mystery!

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This is the biggest Revolution yet!

While the AEW World Championship is defended in a Triple Threat, Revolution is also Sting’s last match ever! Will The Icon retire undefeated? Or will the EVPs serve him a bitter “severance package?”

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett; BBSG wins.
  • Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue; Kris & Willow win.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Daniel Garcia; Christian wins and retains the title.
  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Championship: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Danielson; Eddie wins and retains the titles.
  • All-Star Scramble: Chris Jericho VS Lance Archer VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Wardlow VS Hook VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Dante Martin; Wardlow wins and earns a future AEW World Championship opportunity.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; Strong wins and becomes the new AEW International Champion.
  • FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli; Moxley & Claudio win.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Deonna Purrazzo; Storm wins and retains the title.
  • Don Callis Family Feud: Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita; Ospreay wins.
  • AEW World Championship Triple Threat: Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Hangman Page; wins and
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Match: Sting & Darby Allin VS The Young Bucks; win and

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It’s the Revolution Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette and RJ City in discussing, analyzing and predicting the night that features Sting’s last match ever!

 

Tony Schiavone and David Crockett are here!

These two reunite in the Greensboro Arena, where so much of Sting’s iconic career took place. David says as we know, tonight is about family. The Young Bucks made this extremely personal when they attacked Sting’s sons, so what was to be a celebration of a great career has become a grudge match. There is purpose and revenge, Sting isn’t leaving until he finishes the job. Great years were spent here, the centerpiece of Jim Crockett Promotions and the NWA. Here on hallowed ground, from 1988 to 2024, Sting finishes his career here, live on PPV! Dial in, because there’ll be nothing else like it!

 

Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett!

Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, The Acclaimed made it work with Austin, and we have seen the entire six pack in action and win once before. Will this be another hit for the super group? Or will the mash-up of The Mack, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh destroy the dysfunctional half dozen?

“Platinum on the mic, I’ma ’bout to cook this! All these jobbers in the ring, who the hecc booked this? A Black guy, an Indian and Jeff in the mix, I just wanna know: whose fetish is this? You make my job easy when I’m rappin’, you’re like an offensive joke waitin’ to happen! The Bang Scissor- Sh*t!” Caster lost his flow three times in a row! Is #TriplePartyJay winning gonna open the show? Bowens still shouts, “GRRREENSBOROOO~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!

The teams sort out and Austin starts against Brother Zay. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” and Austin circles with Zay. Jarrett coaches Zay up and he ties up with Austin. Austin headlocks, grinds the hold, Sonjay offers fist bumps to the commentary team. Zay slips around to headlock Austin but Austin powers out. Zay ducks ‘n’ dodges and squealing DROPKICKS! Zay kips up and the fans join in on “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Things speed up, Zay whips but Austin ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he BOOTS Zay down! Austin says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” and the fans join in! Zay is annoyed, he swings but misses and Austin JABS, JABS, JABS and two-steps to DECK Zay!

Austin brings Zay up, brings him over, and tags in Colten. The Gunns whip, body shot and knee lift! Then Colten CLOBBERS Zay! “Guns up!” The fans join in again as Colten says “SHOTS!” Zay tags Quen, Quen circles with Colten, then gets around to CLUB him! Quen RAMS Colten into a corner, Sonjay talks smack, and Quen whips corner to corner. Colten reverses then back drops Quen away! Quen squeals like Zay! Colten DROPKICKS Quen down and then tags in Caster. Caster brings Quen up, scoops, staggers, but he still SLAMS Quen down. Tag to Bowens and he goes up, to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

The fans fire up while Bowens covers, TWO! Bowens says guns up, and then he brings Quen around. Tag to Colten, they mug Quen and Colten clamps onto an arm. Quen fights up, pulls hair, and he puts Colten on the ropes. The ref counts, Quen lets off, but Lethal HOTSHOTS Colten! Quen DROPKICKS Colten down! Fans boo but Quen tags in Jarrett. They mug Colten, and Double J stomps Colten to ropes. Jarrett runs, pulling the ref’s attention, which allows Karen to CHOKE Colten before the STRADDLE ATTACK! Fans boo more as Jarrett starts up the Fargo Strut, and everyone on his team joins in on the outside!

Jarrett stomps Colten around then tags in Lethal. Jarrett whips Colten to kick low, Lethal hits the SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Lethal soaks up the heat, kicks at Austin, then goes back to Colten. Tag to Mack and the fans finally have reason to cheer. Mack whips and LARIATS Colten down! Mack keeps Colten from BBSG, then tags in Quen. Quen drops knees, and fans actually chant, “Let’s Go, Colten!” Colten endures, fights up, but Quen snapmares him down. Tag to Kassidy for the slingshot SENTON! Zay then taunts BBSG before he stomps away on Colten. Zay clamps on a chinlock but Colten endures.

The fans rally, Colten fights up, and he throws body shots! Colten gets free but Zay CLUBS him! Zay kicks, Colten blocks, but he gets the DRAGON WHIP! Tag to Quen and Private Party coordinate. Quen is the stepstool, Zay runs up, but Colten dodges! Party in Motion hits the rest of the team! Zay & Quen panic, they get Colten’s legs but he BOOTS them away! Hot tag to Bowens! The Five Tool Player rallies on Private Party! ROLLING ELBOW for Quen, ROLLING ELBOW for Zay! Lethal runs in but he gets Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Bowens ROCKS Quen to run and FAMOUSER BULLDOG! Sonjay gets on the apron, Bowens DECKS him!

Karen distracts the ref while Jarrett runs up, Bowens dodges, but into the LETHAL COMBINATION! Quen covers, TWO! Quen drags Bowens up and tags in Satnam! Satnam CHOPS Bowens, brings him around, and then TOSSES him across the ring! Bowens tumbles, Satnam drags him back over and tags Lethal back in. Lethal dusts off his hands and smiles, then he brings Bowens up. Lethal suplexes and holds Bowens up for a count of TEN before the SLAM! Lethal grins at Billy then goes back to Bowens. Tag to Jarrett and Triple J whips. Bowens reverses but Lethal stops himself, Jarrett RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!

Jarrett stomps away on Bowens, says he’s going nowhere, then whips him to ropes. Bowens KICKS back, both men stagger, and Jarrett runs up! Bowens ROCKS Jarrett again and again and again! The fans fire up as Bowens runs, but Jarrett ELBOWS him! Jarrett runs to STRADDLE the ropes as Bowens moves! Jarrett hobbles, Bowens BOOTS him then goes up to BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as both men are down! Switchblade coaches Bowens, the fans rally for him, too, and Bowens crawls over! Jarrett also crawls, hot tags to Mack and Billy! Daddy Ass rallies on Mack, Lethal, Private Party, and he even DECKS Satnam!

Billy tells the One in a Billion to “SUCK THIS!” and then he SPLASHES Mack in a corner! Billy brings Mack out, kicks low and tells him “SUCK IT!” But Satnam trips him up! Mack hits a STUNNER, followed by a LETHAL INJECTION! Zay hurries up top to SWANTON BOMB! Quen adds on a 450 SPLASH!! Mack hurries to cover, TWO!! Billy survives and shocks #TriplePartyJay! The BBSG drag them all out and send them into barriers, but then Mack goes up! Mack SIX-STAR FLOPS as Billy moves! White is there, hot tag to King Switch! And he drags Mack up for the BLADE- NO, Zay springboards in!

White dodges Zay, Zay turns around into the 3:10 TO YUMA! But Quen CROSSBODIES the Gunn Sons! But then Quen turns around into THE ARRIVAL! Caster goes up for the MIC DROP!! Jarrett drags Bowens out and sends him into railing! Satnam storms in and White gets face to chest with the giant! But then Billy has White hold on. Billy is big but still not Satnam big! Satnam shoves them both away, DECKS Bowens, then grabs Caster! Satnam TOSSES Caster, then SHOVES Austin! White CHOP BLOCKS him, but Satnam stays up!? Billy kicks low and White CHOP BLOCKS again, they finally get the giant on his knees!

The fans fire up as White sets Satnam up for a FAMOUSER!! Mack returns to SUPERKICK Billy! White gets Mack again, BLADERUNNER!!! Cover, BBSG wins!!

Winners: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang, by pinfall

#TriplePartyJay tried to use the numbers game, but not even they could stop this super six pack from flexing their guns! The AEW World Trios & ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions stand tall together once again, and White gets the mic. “Yo! Yo! YO!” White is copying Max as he says, “Listen! See, Max? It’s not that hard. Oh yeah, guns up for my Greensboro Gold Members~!” Now, White is always telling the gang about how much he loves Greensboro. It’s one of his favorite cities in the world! The fans appreciate that, and White continues to say that Greensboro has some of the greatest wrestling fans!

The fans again cheer, and White says hey, what better place to have an event like Revolution? And there’s a lot of action tonight! Will Ospreay is here! Who walks out the AEW World Champion? Fans chant “JOE! JOE! JOE!” so that answers that. Oh oh oh oh, who is ready for Sting’s last match, huh? The fans sure are! A very big night, kicking off the biggest way possible with the Bang! Bang! Scissor! Gang! The two best trios, the single best six man team, and the GREATEST faction in the GREATEST wrestling company, AEW! The fans cheer for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and White says BBSG is led by one of the greatest of all time.

White can remind any of us, that on any given day, at any given moment, just who he is. He’ll remind us why he is the Catalyst of Pro-Wrestling! He’ll remind us to Breathe with the Switchblade! The fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Switchblade~!” White says in ten days time, AEW Dynamite in Boston, maybe he handles some Big Business of his own! Fans like the sound of that. But until then, EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed. And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! The Switchblade is taking aim at something, two guesses what title he wants to add to the collection.

 

Backstage interview with Best Friends.

Lexi Nair is with Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Rocky Romero & Chuck Taylor, but also Doc Sampson, because we need a medical update on the International Champion before his match with Roderick Strong tonight. Doc says as we know, Cassidy has been getting beat up the last few months, and that Doc keeps telling Cassidy to tape up that back and ribs. Tonight, it happens or he isn’t being cleared. Then with all that said, how does Cassidy feel going into this? Trent speaks up that Cassidy always fights through it. And just like always, the boys have his back. Cassidy wants to talk to them about that, actually

Tonight, before, during and after, Best Friends need to stay in the back. Cassidy is sick and tired of seeing his friends getting hurt because of him, so he has to do this on his own. Chuck says yeah, he’ll keep the others back and respect Cassidy on this. Hands in, and even Doc and Lexi join in. Freshly Squeezed has support in spirit, but will that not help when The Undisputed Kingdom will stack the deck?

 

We hear from PAC!

The Bastard says, “Here we go again. A tale as old as time. The forgotten bastard! Where have you been, boy? None of your pissin’ business where I’ve been! Well, you tell me. Who said life’s so hard? Huh? Every man has his struggle. Do you think I don’t know the burden of shame? Isolated, blinded, broken. I almost popped me clogs. But I didn’t~! You’ll never get rid of me, Tony Khan! I’m like a cockroach, an indestructible little bastard, always lurking in the underbelly. I will be back very soon, whether you like it or not. And I am going to drag this festering scrotum of a company into a new age! Because I’m alive, ladies and gentlemen! And doesn’t it feel good to be alive?”

 

Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue!

The Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power have been meaning to settle things with the Princess of the Black Throne and her little sidekick for some time, so no better time than Revolution! Will Kris & Willow crush the TBS Champion and Chicago Skye? Or will Greensboro see The House Always Wins?

Stokely joins commentary to explain that everyone has miscommunications. He wanted Kris to do things one way, Willow wanted it the other, let’s just drop the issue. The teams sort out and Skye starts against Willow. These two circle, but Julia spooks Willow and that allows Skye to attack! Skye stomps Willow, Willow shoves her away so Skye swing on Kris! Kris ducks the sucker punch, and Willow ROCKS Skye! Willow CHOPS Skye, fans “WOO~!” and then Willow CHOPS again! Tag to Kris and Willow feeds Skye to the shoulder tackle! The fans fire up as Kris whips Skye to a corner. Kris runs in to ROCK and CHOP Skye for herself!

Kris fires forearms and CHOPS over and over! The fans fire up but the ref counts, and Kris lets off at 4. Kris then runs corner to corner, but into a BOOT! Skye runs up, but into a scoop! Skye slips fere, tag to Julia, and the fans fire up as Kris arm-drags Julia down! Kris scoops Julia now, and she SLAMS Julia down! Julia sits up, into a SLIDING LARIAT! Tag to Willow, she runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Willow drags Julia up, suplexes, but Skye saves Julia. Kris ROCKS Skye, then reels her in. Kris & Willow both suplex high and hard! Fans fire up while Kris gets Skye outta the ring and Willow covers Julia, TWO!

Willow keeps cool and hauls Julia up. Willow bumps Julia off buckles, tags Kris, then Kris bumps Julia off more buckles. Kris CLUBS Julia, CHOPS her, then brings her out. Julia fires body shots but Kris powers up to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Kris keeps on Julia and tags Willow back in. They whip Julia to a corner, then Willow runs to back body block! Willow clotheslines Julia, snapmares, but Julia avoids the boot to CHOP BLOCK! Julia RAMS Willow into the corner, tags in Skye, and Julia CHOKES Willow on ropes so Skye can SHINING WIZARD! Skye keeps moving, and she BOOT WASHES Willow down!

Skye waves to Stokely and says that was for him. Stoke says to watch your mouth! Skye covers Willow, TWO! Skye CLUBS Willow, stomps her to the corner, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Skye lets off, and Julia CHOKES Willow! Skye runs in to ROCK Willow then snapmare her down. Skye KICKS Willow right in the back! Skye pushes Willow around but the fans rally. Willow throws body shots but Skye DECKS her! Skye scuffs Willow, but Willow throws more body shots! Skye ROCKS Willow but the fans fire up! Skye clinches but Willow throws body shots. Skye throws Willow down by her hair!

Skye taunts Kris, CLUBS Willow, then tags in Julia. Julia CHOPS Willow, puts her in another corner, and CHOPS again! Willow turns things around to CHOP! The fans fire up but Julia RAMS Willow into the corner. Tag to Skye and Skye stomps a mudhole! The ref counts, Skye lets off, and she storms back up. Skye stomps Willow, brings her around, but Willow cradle counters! TWO! Skye escapes and LARIATS Willow down! Cover, TWO! Willow stays in this but Skye slaps her! Willow and Skye fire forearms, and then Skye CHOKES Willow on ropes while she shrieks! The ref counts but Skye lets off to bump Willow off buckles.

Skye tags Julia and Julia fires forearms and haymakers on Willow. Julia CLUBS Willow down, digs her boot in, then lets off as the ref counts. Tag back to Skye, they mug Willow then double whip her back into the corner. The fans rally as Julia & Skye double whip again and again! Skye then runs in but Willow dodges her! Willow ducks Julia, but Skye gets a leg! Willow BOOTS Skye & Julia away, hot tag to Kris! The fans fire up as Kris rallies on Skye & Julia! Then she gives them a meeting of the minds! Kris goes up a corner, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Kris kips up and windmills! Kris runs in to UPPERCUT Julia in a corner!

Kris goes corner to corner, UPPERCUT for Skye! Kris goes back to ROCK Julia! And then UPPERCUT for Skye! Kris sends Skye into Julia, LEG SWEEP FLATLINER and a DOUBLE SENTON! Cover on Skye, TWO! Skye stays in this but Kris drags her up. Kris fireman’s carries but Skye fights free. Skye waistlocks, Kris switches but Julia tags in before the O’Conner, CHAOS THEORY! Fans fire up but Julia runs in, BLINDSLIDE LARIAT! Julia drags Kris up by her hair, and reels her in for the HARTLESS LOCK! Kris tips it to a cover! TWO, and Kris RAMS Julia into the corner! Willow tags in and Kris RAMS Julia more!

Kris winds up, Julia dodges the haymaker but Willow ROCKS her instead! Kris & Willow double whip Julia but she ducks the double lariat, and Skye DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! But she gets caught, literally! DOUBLE FALL AWAY SLAM! The fans are thunderous as Kris then scoops Julia and puts her in a Tree of Woe, trapping Skye! Willow runs in, Julia sits up so Skye takes the CANNONBALL! Willow puts Julia back in the Tree, deadlifts her out of it, and then RAMS her into the buckles, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Julia stands up, Willow runs in, but Julia drop toeholds her into ropes! Skye runs up but Willow avoids the knee!

Kris YANKS Skye down and Skye bounces off the apron! Julia runs up at Willow, but Willow wrenches and fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Julia survives and Stoke is frustrated for his team. Skye and Kris brawl, Skye ROCKS Kris and SUPERKICKS! Willow gives Julia a short arm LARIAT! And another! Julia ELBOWS Willow, brings her around, tag to Skye. Willow still picks Julia up for a SPINEBUSTER, then sits her up to reel her in! Gut wrench and BABE WITH THE- SUNSET BOMB! Skye SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!! Skye is furious and the fans fire up! Skye fireman’s carries, but Willow fights that off.

Willow shoves Skye to a corner, runs up, but Skye dodges. Skye runs in but into a BOOT! Willow goes up, and she MISSILE DROPKICKS Skye! Hot tags to Kris and Julia! Kris and Julia fire shots back and forth, fast and furious! Kris kicks, Julia ducks and ROCKS her! But Kris shoves Julia to a corner. Julia BOOTS Kris right down! Julia then climbs up, for the MOONSAULT! Cover, Willow breaks it!! Stokely is fired up but the fans are torn. Julia glares at Willow as Willow taunts her. Julia clamps onto Kris with an armlock but Willow storms in. Skye BOOTS her down! Skye then MISSILE DROPKICKS Willow to the floor!

Julia drags Kris around, SMACKS her off the mat, then tags Skye back in. Skye kicks Kris around, brings her up and puts her on ropes. Skye ROCKS Kris, she and Julia double whip, but Kris ducks the line, breaks the line, and DOUBLE LARIATS in return! Tag to Willow so she can BOOT Skye! Skye SUPERKICKS! Willow BOOTS again, then ENZI- NO, Skye dodges, runs, and hops on! CODE- NO, POOOOUNCE! PERIOD!! The fans are thunderous again, and Willow grabs at Skye from the apron. Gut wrench, but Julia runs in! Kris SHOTGUNS Julia out, so Willow can hit BABE WITH THE POWERBOMB!! Cover, Kris & Willow win!

Winners: Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Stokely says if you’ll excuse him, and he leaves commentary to celebrate with his team. They got on the same page, got the win, and have humbled the TBS Champion, if only for now. But the question is, who will be moving up to challenge the champ down the line?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Daniel Garcia!

Captain Charisma will deny it up and down, but he did lose this title to the Rated R Superstar at Worlds End, then he bullied Killswitch/Luchasaurus in handing over his anytime-anywhere title match contract to get it back. Will that same insurance policy through emotional abuse come through for him tonight? Or will nothing save him from Red Death?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the true Face of TNT!

The bell rings and the fans rally up for Garcia, but Christian stays in a corner. Christian frowns and finally circles with Garcia. They tie up, go around, and are in a deadlock. They go low, then back up, and end up on ropes. The ref counts, neither man lets go and they end up in the ropes. Christian finally lets off and backs away, but the fans still rally for Garcia. Garcia and Christian reset, tie up again, and Christian waistlocks to then trip Garcia and float to a facelock. Garcia endures the grind, moves around and fights to his feet. Garcia wrenches free for an ELBOW BREAKER, then he headlocks.

Christian powers up and out but Garcia runs him over! The fans fire up as Christian flounders away, then boo as he bails out. Christian regroups with The Patriarchy and huddles up. He tells the cameraman to bug off so they can talk strategy. The Patriarchy breaks huddle and Christian makes his way back into the ring. Garcia and Christian circle, feel things out, and tie up. They’re in another deadlock, but Christian uses his height for leverage. Christian puts Garcia in a corner, but Garcia digs his feet in and pushes Christian back! The fans fire up as Garcia puts Christian in another corner! The ref counts, Christian powers Garcia back to center and then headlocks.

Garcia powers up and out but Christian runs Garcia over! Things speed up, and Christian falls! Is that a fake out or did he really tweak an ankle? The ref has Garcia stay back but fans are calling BS, too. And then Christian pokes Garcia in the eye! The ref reprimands and the fans boo because they knew all along. Christian goes to the apron so he can HOTSHOT Garcia down! Fans boo but Mother Shayna applauds and high-fives Papa Christian. Christian storms in, avoids Garcia’s wild punch and throws down fists. Christian stomps Garcia around then soaks up the heat. Christian mocks Greensboro like he can’t hear them, then he stalks Garcia to a corner.

Garcia fires haymakers in return, but Christian knees low! Christian turns Garcia for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Garcia toughs it out but Christian CHOKES him on ropes! Garcia punches at the knee but Christian lets off at 4. The fans boo but The Patriarchy applauds. Christian stands Garcia up to snapmare and then ELBOW him down! Christian mocks the Garcia dance, then just flexes. The fans boo more but Christian CLAWS at Garcia’s face! The ref counts, Christian lets off, then chinlocks and digs his knee into Garcia’s back. The fans rally, Garcia fights up and he throws body shots! Garcia fires off from all sides in the corner!

The fans fire up, Garcia climbs up, but Christian SHOVES Garcia down to the floor! Then Christian SUPER CROSSBODIES! Credit to Christian for going high risk, and both men are down on the outside. The ring count climbs, but Nick & Killswitchasaurus are there to check on Christian. Christian stands at 5 of 10 but Garcia follows. Christian brings Garcia around at 7 and puts him in at 8. Christian still wants to end this in the ring, and he slaps Garcia around. “You want my championship? Make your father proud!” Christian CHOKES Garcia on the ropes, but lets off as the ref counts.

The fans rally for Garcia but Christian chicken wings. Garcia slips free to CHOP BLOCK! Garcia gets the leg, to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then he STOMPS that leg! Now Christian’s ankle must really be bothering him! And therefore, ANKLE LOCK! Christian rolls and kicks free, kicks low and he TOSSES Garcia out! Christian actually hobbles now, and Garcia gets in, only for Christian to TOSS him out the other side! Christian walks off the pain while Garcia slowly rises. Christian sees Garcia drag himself up to the apron, and then BLASTS Garcia back to the floor! The fans boo but Christian seems to want the count-out now.

The count climbs, Garcia flounders around at 3 of 10, and drags himself up at 5! Christian ROCKS Garcia, to then HOTSHOT him back down! The count restarts, Nick wants it to be faster but the ref tells him to shut it. Garcia rises again at 7, but Christian POSTS him! Garcia falls again and the count resets. Garcia drags himself up at 4 of 10, but Nick runs in! Garcia TOSSES Nick into the timekeeper’s area! No Champion’s Advantage by disqualification for Christian! Garcia flounders over, we’re at 7 of 10! Garcia rises and steps in at 9, only for Christian to throw hands! Garcia hits back and the fans fire up!

The shots go back and forth, Garcia fires off a flurry! Then he climbs up to CLUB away on Christian! Christian staggers away, Garcia whips, but Christian reverses. Garcia ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! Christian goes to a corner, Garcia pulls the turtleneck up and over Christian’s face! Christian can’t see as Garcia rains down the fists! The fans count along, all the way to nine, and then Garcia does his dance on Christian’s face! And then TEN! The fans fire up while Christian gets the turtleneck out of the way. Garcia runs but Christian ELBOWS him away. Christian goes up, but Garcia gets him for a SUPER DRAGON SCREW!

Garcia reels Christian in but Christian back drops, only for Garcia to sunset flip! TWO, and Garcia hurries to Oklahoma Roll! TWO, and Christian hits low! Christian CHOKES Garcia on the ropes! The ref counts, Christian hops off and then has to slide out because of the bad leg. But Garcia blocks the uppercut to ROCK Christian! Garcia then aims to WRECK Christian with a dropkick! Christian staggers around, Garcia whips him into steel steps! Christian tumbles up and over, but Luchasaurus shouts at Garcia. Garcia glares at the dinosaur, then chases after Christian. Mother Shayna acts as an obstacle, but Garcia still pursues Christian into the ring.

Christian asks for mercy from Garcia, but the fans boo. Garcia blocks the cheap kick, but Christian blocks the uppercut! Christian chicken wings the arms but Garcia elbows free. So Christian dragon sleepers for a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Christian says he’s going up. The fans boo but Christian climbs. DIVING HEADBUTT but Garcia dodges, and has the ANKLE LOCK!! Christian flails, reaches out, but Garcia drags him away from ropes! Christian scrambles around, rolls and sends Garcia away. Garcia comes back but into a mule kick! Christian goes up, but Garcia waistlocks!

Garcia pries Christian from the corner, and hits the SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Christian stays in this but Garcia reels him in. Christian trips Garcia, to CATAPULT him into buckles! Christian distracts the ref while crawling away, and Luchasaurus grabs Garcia’s throat! JURASSIC CHOKE SLAM!! The fans boo as Luchasaurus gets away with one! Christian climbs up, to FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and The Patriarchy is furious! Luchasaurus is so mad, he throws off his shoulder pad! But wait, DADDY MAGIC attacks! The fans are thunderous as Menard RAMS Luchasaurus into the apron, then POSTS him!

But then Menard turns around and Mother Shayna stares him down. Daddy Magic dares her to do something, but she just laughs. Menard blocks the slap! But Luchasaurus is up! Menard fires off hands on Luchasaurus and they go up the ramp! The fans cheer as Menard takes away the rook on Christian’s chessboard! Christian still aims, runs in, but the bad leg stops the spear! Garcia gets Christian with a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!? Christian survives and shocks everyone! Even Shayna didn’t think he’d kick out! Christian drags himself to ropes, he grabs the arms, but Garcia powers through to jackknife bridge! ROPEBREAK!!

The fans boo but Garcia miscalculated! Shayna distracts the ref, Nick hits a CUTTER in the ropes!! Christian chicken wings Garcia for the KILLSWITCH!! Cover, Christian wins!

Winner: Christian Cage, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The rook was taken, but Garcia forgot about the pawn! With all these pieces on the board, will anyone ever knock Captain Charisma off his throne?

 

AEW Continental Triple Crown Championship: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Danielson!

Speaking of thrones, The Mad King still holds the three belts that define this modern American Triple Crown. But even more than these titles, he is looking to win Bryan’s respect. Will Eddie slay the American Dragon and make him shake his hand? Or will Bryan make his last year as a wrestler a golden one?

Renee Paquette is at gorilla with Eddie, saying tonight is all about respect, and perhaps the lack thereof from Bryan, who crowned Eddie “The King of the Bums.” Eddie is the first Continental Crown Champion, and he dedicates tonight’s match to Jun Akiyama. The music hits and Eddie heads out. The introductions are made, the three belts are raised, and we see who leaves Greensboro holding them all!

The bell rings and the fans fire up as Eddie and Bryan stare down. The two circle, feel things out, and test the waters. They circle, knuckle lock, but Bryan kicks! Eddie shrugs that off to give a kick of his own. Bryan kicks again and Eddie hobbles away. The fans rally and duel as the two reset. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Eddie puts Bryan in a corner, but the ref counts. Eddie lets off slowly, but Bryan avoids the chop to CHOP! Bryan dodges the chop again, and Eddie shrugs that off. Eddie and Bryan circle again, test the waters again, and Bryan connects with a kick to the knee! Eddie hobbles back and Bryan soaks up the cheers and jeers.

Eddie scowls and resets with Bryan. Eddie dares Bryan to kick, so Bryan kicks the leg! Eddie still eggs Bryan on, then blocks the kick to fire off body shots! They end up in a corner, Bryan avoids the chop to CHOP! Eddie just shouts at Bryan and storms up on him! Bryan and Eddie feel things out, Bryan avoids another chop. Eddie keeps pushing forward, but Bryan blocks the chop! Bryan reels Eddie in for a fireman’s carry takeover, cover, ONE! Bryan clinches Eddie on the mat but Eddie fights around. Eddie gets his leg guard up but Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Eddie snarls as he stands back up.

Bryan and Eddie circle as the fans rally up again. They tie up, Eddie snapmares and KICKS! And CHOPS! And KICKS! And CHOPS! Bryan blocks that chop, Eddie stands him up to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Bryan blocks again but Eddie powers him to the corner, for CHOP after CHOP! MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Bryan blocks the last one, so Eddie HEADBUTTS! And SAIDOS! The fans fire up while Bryan bails out. Eddie hobbles but he builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Bryan but Eddie clutches the bad leg. Perhaps that was double-edged but Eddie still brings Bryan to the apron. And he CHOPS again!

Eddie CHOPS, CHOPS, but then Bryan ducks! Eddie’s hand hits POST! Bryan then turns Eddie around to FALCON ARROW to the floor! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! The ring count is climbing but Bryan stands at 5 of 10. “This is Awesome!” already as Bryan drags Eddie up. Bryan wrenches the and bends the fingers, then drags Eddie into the ring with the wristlock. Bryan shifts to top wristlock, and he bends the fingers! Eddie has the ROPEBREAK, but Bryan doesn’t let go! Bryan isolates the arm to STOMP it! Eddie leans on ropes, Bryan goes up the corner, and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS the shoulder!

Eddie rests against ropes again, and Bryan KICKS him! And KICKS! And then goes up a corner, to MISSILE DROPKICK Eddie down! The fans rally and duel while Bryan grabs the bad arm and twists the wrist. Bryan bends the fingers, tortures the entire arm, then isolates it again. Bryan STOMPS it again! Eddie clutches the elbow while fans are torn. Bryan doesn’t hesitate, he goes up the corner. Eddie stands, Bryan leaps, but Eddie catches him! EXPLODER! There’s part of the shoutout to Jun Akiyama! The fans fire up again while Eddie shakes out the bad arm. Bryan stands, and Eddie CHOPS!

Eddie clutches the arm, that chop was double-edged. Bryan runs up, Eddie clinches again, but Bryan wrenches the bad arm. Eddie refuses to be brought down and he DDTS Bryan! Cover, TWO, but Eddie clamps on the STRETCH PLUM! Bryan endures, and he powers free of Eddie’s bad arm! Bryan twists the wrist again, wrangles Eddie down, and once again isolates the arm! But Eddie rolls back to sit up and facelock! Bryan wrenches free of that, but ends up getting HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS from Eddie! Eddie uses the BCC signature, then he half nelsons Bryan. Bryan resists, arm-drags free, and then runs up to DROPKICK in the corner!

Eddie stays standing and the fans fire up. Bryan pie faces Eddie, then KICKS! Bryan goes corner to corner to DROPKICK again! Eddie wobbles, Bryan KICKS him! Bryan runs again, but Eddie dodges! Bryan tumbles, Eddie runs up, but Bryan gets around to full nelson! Eddie drops but Bryan KICKS him! Bryan then drags Eddie up, to DRAGON SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives and the fans fire up again! Bryan seethes, and he paces around Eddie. Bryan grabs the bad arm, stands Eddie up and wrenches, to ELBOW BREAKER! Eddie backs up to a corner, and Bryan CHOPS! And KICKS! And CHOPS!

Bryan KICKS and CHOPS Eddie again, then HEADBUTTS! Bryan hoists Eddie up top, climbs up after him, but Eddie fires headbutts in return! Bryan falls back, but comes right back, only to get forearms! Bryan drops back again, but then runs up to DROPKICK! Eddie stays up top but he’s dazed now. Bryan climbs up the corner again, stands Eddie up and underhooks him, for a SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Then a roll into the omoplata! Eddie fights but Bryan shifts to make this a modified RINGS OF SATURN! Eddie endures, even though his bad arm is being pulled way back! The fans rally as hard as they can, and Eddie fights around!

Eddie gets his bad arm free, then pushes his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans are torn but Bryan lets go cleanly. Bryan scowls, then sits Eddie up. Bryan bends the fingers, then throws HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! The fans duel, “YES!” “NO!” Eddie is a bobblehead, so Bryan brings him up. But Eddie fights the suplex and ENZIGIRIS! Then URAKEN!! Even though it was the bad arm! Bryan runs up, Eddie catches him! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives and Eddie is frustrated, but the fans rally back up! Eddie and Bryan slowly rise, and Eddie goes to ropes.

Eddie storms his way back to Bryan as the fans duel. Eddie hauls Bryan up but Bryan slips free of the Canadian Rack, but runs into an URAKEN!! Bryan goes to the corner, runs up, and he PENALTY KICKS the bad arm! Then “YES! YES! YES!” from Bryan before the BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Eddie survives and shocks everyone! Bryan grabs the arms, he stands over Eddie, and he rains down DRAGON STOMPS! Eddie sputters but Bryan just stomps more! Then Bryan drags Eddie into the TRIANGLE HOLD! Eddie flails, grabs at Bryan but Bryan bends the fingers! Eddie claws at Bryan, CLUBS him, but Bryan just squeezes tighter!

Eddie is turning red while the fans fire up both ways! The ref checks Eddie, and Eddie comes back to life! Eddie drags Bryan back with him, and has the ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go and reminds us all, he has ’til five. Bryan is frustrated and maybe confused as how Eddie survives, but the fans continue to duel. Bryan waits on Eddie to sit up, and he KICKS! Eddie snarls and glares at Bryan. Bryan KICKS Eddie, but Eddie brings down the straps! Eddie eggs Bryan on, so Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Eddie tries to grab at Bryan but Bryan just KICKS him again! And BUZZ- NO, Eddie swats it!

Bryan tries again, Eddie ducks it and HALF ‘N’ HALF! Bryan’s right up!! SHOULDER CAPTURE PLEX! But Eddie’s right up! HALF ‘N’ HALF again!! Bryan tumbles away and the fans are thunderous! It’s a standing ovation! Eddie and Bryan stir, “This is Awesome!” Eddie and Bryan sit up, then lean on each other as they stand. They trade body shots and palm strikes, and Eddie fires a flurry! Bryan returns it, the shots continue to go back and forth. Eddie uses his one good hand to SLAP and CHOP Bryan around! Bryan wobbles, and Eddie reels him in! But the bad arm won’t let him lift, so Eddie gives Bryan KAWADA KICKS!

Bryan SLAPS! And SLAPS! And SLAPS again! Bryan winds up, but Eddie JABS! And then paint brushes with the good hand! Eddie reels Bryan in, but Bryan back drops free! Bryan aims from the corner, “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU- LARIAT!! Eddie hauls Bryan up, and POWERBOMBS! High stack, EDDIE WINS!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (still AEW Continental Triple Crown Champion)

The fans again give this a standing ovation because The Mad King keeps his crown! Eddie stands to bow in respect to Greensboro, but the real moment of truth is: Will Bryan show respect to Eddie? Bryan slowly sits back up, perhaps coming to terms with reality. Eddie waits, and Bryan hears the fans chant, “Shake His Hand! Shake His Hand!” Bryan looks down at himself, then up at Eddie. Eddie steps forward, and says forget it. Bryan isn’t doing it, so why is he sticking around? But then Bryan says hold on. Bryan stands, and holds out his hand! Eddie steps forward, but Bryan pulls it away. Fans boo but Bryan says hold on, hold on.

Bryan says Eddie really is that good, and he shakes Eddie’s hand! Bryan raises Eddie’s hand in victory and respect, and the fans cheer! The American Dragon finally shows The Mad King respect, is this another turning point in Eddie’s career?

 

All-Star Scramble: Chris Jericho VS Lance Archer VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Wardlow VS Hook VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Dante Martin!

While a Triple Threat determines the AEW World Championship later tonight, a massive 8 Man free-for-all decides who is next in line! The Ocho, The Murderhawk Monster, the Don Callis Family’s force of nature, the Undisputed Kingdom’s War Dog, the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, The Machine, the CMLL Mexican National Tag Team Champion, or Top Flight’s Angel Dorado. That is quite the all-star line-up, but who becomes a true star after tonight?

Given how much The Undisputed Kingdom has riding on this match, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett and even ADAM COLE BAYBAY are here to accompany Wardlow to the ring. But even so, the Greensboro choir still sings Judas for Jericho. The bell rings and it is chaos! Wardlow and Hobbs mug Jericho, Archer is after Magnus, and Cage TOSSES Dante so he can go after Hook! Archer stomps Magnus in a corner, Jericho’s literally on the ropes, and Cage has Hook in a corner. Jericho falls out, Archer TOSSES Magnus out, and then Cage carries Hook around! Cage TOSSES Hook onto Jericho! And fans fire up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”

Archer, Cage, Hobbs and Wardlow all have a corner, we might get Meat Madness after all! The fans fire up as these behemoths all eye each other. Wardlow and Cage have a quick flex-off, but then Hobbs joins in. The fans fire up, Archer says he can’t see any of them down there. The flexing continues, but then Cage eggs everyone on. Archer and Cage RAM shoulders at the same time Wardlow and Hobbs RAM each other! No one falls, they all egg each other on, so Cage and Hobbs RAM Archer and Wardlow! Archer and Wardlow RAM Cage and Hobbs! Cage and Hobbs run to LARIAT, but Archer and Wardlow don’t fall!

The fans chant “MEAT!” with each collision as Archer and Wardlow LARIAT back! All four men stay up so the “MEAT!” LARIATS fly! Cage gets around Archer, Archer ELBOWS Cage but Cage SUPERKICKS! Archer BOOTS Cage down! Wardlow dodges Hobbs to BOOT him, then clothesline him up and out! Archer then shoves Wardlow as the fans chant “MEAT FOREVER!” The forearms fly back and forth, the fans continue with “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Wardlow ROCKS Archer, whips him to a corner, then runs in, but Archer dodges! Archer comes back to ELBOW Wardlow! Archer knuckle locks and goes up the corner!

The fans chant “BEAT THAT MEAT!” as Archer goes Old School, and MOONSAULTS! The fans fire up and then Hobbs runs in! Archer BOOTS Hobbs, ROCKS him, and knuckle locks again! Archer goes back up and again goes Old School! But Hobbs catches Archer to a SPINEBUSTER! But Cage is back, he fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Wardlow storms in to fireman’s carry! Cage slips free, shoves, but Wardlow ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans are thunderous, but Jericho is back to CODE BREAKER! Fans boo the end to the meaty goodness and Jericho covers, but Hook breaks it!

Magnus gets in, he and Hook throw hands, and then Dante joins in! Jericho CHOPS Hook so Hook CHOPS Jericho! Magnus and Dante go back and forth with CHOPS of their own! Jericho says they can meat it up, and they all run. They RAM shoulders, and this is more like Lean Meat Madness! They go again, RAM into each other, and Jericho says again! They keep going, they RAM some more, then they BLAST the behemoths off the apron! Jericho goes up to CROSSBODY Hobbs down! Hook, Dante and Magnus look around, just as aware of the monsters as of each other. Dante DIVES to take out Wardlow! Magnus TORNILLOS Archer!

Hook isn’t a flyer, but he figures what the hell, it’s Revolution! Hook goes up and SUPER CROSSBODIES Cage! The fans fire up as all eight men are down around ringside! Dante and Magnus return, Dante kicks and whips. Magnus reverses, runs up, but Dante puts him on the apron. Magnus GAMANGIRIS, goes up, but Dante GAMANGIRIS back! Wardlow and Archer return, Wardlow kicks Archer and puts him in a corner. Meanwhile, Hobbs climbs a corner while Jericho slides in! Jericho ROCKS Hobbs first, goes up after him, Cage SMACKS Hook off the apron! Cage gets in, and he drags Hook up! Dante SUPERPLEXES Magnus!

Jericho SUPERPLEXES Hobbs! Wardlow SUPER DUPER PLEXES Archer! And then Cage deadlift SUPERPLEXES Hook! Dante is back up to MAMBA SPLASH Cage! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Dante can’t believe it! Hook and Archer bails out, as does Wardlow. Cage follows suit, Magnus soon after. Dante and Jericho are still in the ring. Jericho runs up, Dante goes up and over and Jericho hits ropes! Dante then FLIES out onto Cage! Dante builds speed, but he doesn’t quite clear the ropes! He still tumbles his way into taking out Hobbs and Archer! Dante then goes right back up to CROSSBODY Jericho! Cover, TWO!!

Magnus gets in, he runs up, gets around Dante and drop toeholds! Then he dials it up, 619! Then slingshot  somersault CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Dante survives but Magnus runs up to get around and underhook! BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER! The fans rally with Magnus and he runs to clothesline Dante in a corner! Magnus sits Dante down, runs up, METEORA! Magnus drags Dante to the drop zone, goes up, but Archer STEP-UP KNEES! Archer positions Magnus for a SUPER HIP TOSS! The fans fire up as Archer storms around. Archer choke grips to CHOKE SLAM Magnus! Cover, TWO!! Archer is furious but the ref defends his count!

Archer storms after Magnus, puts him up top and ROCKS him! Then he crucifix lifts, but Jericho kicks Archer! Archer kicks Jericho, but Magnus CLUBS Archer! Jericho & Magnus DOUBLE SUPLEX Archer! Jericho and Magnus run, DOUBLE LIONSAULTS!! The fans are thunderous and Jericho makes the cover, TWO!! Hobbs CLOBBERS Jericho, SPLASHES Magnus, but Arche clamps on! Hobbs breaks free, runs and LEAPING LARIATS! Hobbs scoops Archer for a POWERSLAM! But Dante is back! Hobbs ducks the enzigiri but Dante rolls, runs, into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Cage SUPERKICKS Hobbs, runs up and UPPERCUTS! LARIAT! Wrench and SAIDO! Cage fires up, but Hook is here! The fans fire up and these two fire off! Hook gets the edge but Cage kicks low! Hook gets around, but Cage fights the T-Bone Plex! Short arm LARIAT! Wardlow is back, he ducks the discus lariat to GERMAN SUPLEX! Archer waistlocks, Wardlow switches, GERMAN SUPLEX! Magnus is back, GERMAN SUPLEX for him! Dante runs up, Wardlow SUPERKICKS, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! The fans fire up as Wardlow SPINEBUSTERS Cage, rolls him into position, but Hook hops on! REDRUM!!

Wardlow lets Cage go to claw at the hold, but he’s fading fast! Hook even has the body scissors!! Jericho hurries to get the legs! Jericho turns Wardlow over, WALLS OF JERICHO!! Wardlow endures double submissions, but Cage SUPERKICKS Jericho down! Cage pries Hook off of Cage, fireman’s carries, but Hook slips free! Jericho BOOTS Cage into Hook’s GERMAN SUPLEX! Jericho and Hook, the oldest and the youngest, stare down. The fans fire up but Jericho CHOPS away! Jericho whips, Hook kicks back! Jericho swings, into the EL CAMINO! Hook runs up again, wrenches, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!!!

Jericho just barely gets outta that, and Hobbs TOSSES Hook! Hobbs ROCKS Jericho, whips him to a corner, then runs in. Jericho dodges, Hobbs’ splash puts him on the apron! Jericho triangle jump DROPKICKS Hobbs down! Jericho hurries out  after Hobbs but Hobbs hits back! Hobbs scoops, to WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM to the floor! The straps come down, and Hobbs gears up. Hobbs runs in, into A DRY ICE MACHINE?!? The fog blinds Hobbs while the hardware knocks him down! Cage gets Hook back in the ring, runs corner to corner, but Hook BOOTS him! Cage swings again, Hook dodges, but runs into a JUMP KNEE!

Cage fireman’s carries, but Wardlow gets in. Cage F5s Hook, but Wardlow kicks Cage! Cage wrenches out, JUMP KNEE! Cage spins, into a HEADBUTT! Wardlow winds up to LARIAT!! Wardlow reels Cage in, hoists him up, POWERBOMB!! Dante rolls Wardlow up, TWO!! SUPESRKICK! Magnus is back but Dante has him for the HALF NELSON BOMB! But Archer drags Dante right off the cover! Dante breaks free but Archer LARIATS him down! Archer then hauls Dante up for an APRON- NO, Dante slips free to GAMANGIRI! Dante springboards, NOSEDIVE!! Cover, TWO!! Dante hurries to run, but Wardlow POUNCES him outta the air!!

Wardlow clotheslines Archer up and out, then he roars! But Hook is back, for REDRUM!! Wardlow throws Hook off, HEADBUTTS then wind-up LARIATS!! Wardlow hauls Dante back up, reels him in, and hits the LAST RIDE!!! Cover, Wardlow wins!!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship)

Wardlow promised it, and he kept that promise! Samoa Joe, Swerve Strickland and Hangman Page better be ready, because whoever wins tonight will be in for a war!

 

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom!

Speaking of the Undisputed Kingdom, they’ve been throwing everything at Best Friends, all in hopes of taking this title away from Cassidy. Freshly Squeezed may be bandaged and bruised, but will he continue to find a way to win? Or is this where the Savior of the Backbreaker beats the pulp out of him once and for all?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if this title becomes undisputed!

The bell rings and Strong runs up but Cassidy gets under! Ghost pin, TWO!! Strong dodges the orange Punch, Cassidy dodges the lariat but Strong fights the hooks. Strong suplexes, Cassidy cradle counters, TWO! Things keep moving, and Cassidy goes Matrix! But Strong stops Cassidy from getting hands in pockets, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Cassidy stands into a CHOP! Cassidy bails out and the fans rally but Strong pursues. Strong CHOPS Cassidy, CHOPS again, and then gives him a RAILING BACKBREAKER! The fans boo but Strong eggs them on. Strong drags Cassidy up to CLUB him down.

The ring count climbs, Strong puts Cassidy in. Strong then has Cassidy on the apron, CLUBS him, and lifts, but Cassidy HOTSHOTS while he gets fere! Cassidy then DIVES and Strong hits barriers! The fans fire up as Cassidy puts Strong in. Cassidy climbs and CROSSBODIES! But his ribs won’t let him cover! Strong lifts Cassidy for the atomic SLAM! Strong drags Cassidy back up, for another BACKBREAKER! And then another BACKBREAKER! And another! Cassidy endures as Strong hits another BACKBREAKER! And then one more BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cassidy isn’t broken yet but Strong CLUBS him in the ribs.

Strong puts Cassidy in a corner, CHOPS him, and Cassidy sputters as he flounders against ropes. The fans boo, Strong tells them to shut up, and he CHOPS Cassidy again! Strong drags Cassidy up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Cassidy falls in a heap! Strong mockingly asks, “How’s it feel?” Strong drags Cassidy right up, shoves him in a corner, and he fires forearms into the ribs! Strong taunts Cassidy, “You like this?” And he CHOPS again! The fans chant “Roddy Sucks!” but he says Cassidy sucks. Strong whips corner to corner again, Cassidy tumbles up and out and bumps Strong off buckles!

Cassidy goes side to side with buckle bumps and back again! Forearm, buckle bump, repeat! The fans fire up as Cassidy fires off then dribbles away! Strong falls back, Cassidy grits his teeth and the fans rally. Cassidy climbs but Strong ROCKS him first. Strong climbs up and gut wrenches Cassidy for a SUPER BUCKLE BACKBREAKER!! The fans lose their minds while Cassidy writhes and flounders on the floor! Strong goes out to fetch Cassidy, pushes him into the ring and brings him to a corner, to bend Cassidy against the post! The ref counts and the fans boo, but Strong lets go at 4.

Strong storms into the ring to mock the fans, “This is your champ?!” Strong kicks Cassidy around and eggs him on. The fans boo but Strong keeps mocking Cassidy. Strong smirks as he kicks and stomps at Cassidy, then brings him up. Strong CHOPS, but Cassidy stays up! Cassidy shakes his head, stands up tall, and Strong CHOPS again! Cassidy drops to his knees and Strong eggs the fans on. Strong stands Cassidy up, but Cassidy drops before the chop! Strong is amused, and he brings Cassidy back up. Cassidy slips under, ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but the DDT is blocked! GUTBUSTER! Or maybe more a rib breaker!

Strong suplexes, but into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Strong still gets another BACKBREAKER in! The fans rally, Strong gets the legs, BOSTON CRAB! Cassidy endures as Strong sits deep, but Cassidy reaches out! Cassidy crawls, the fans rally, and Cassidy has the ROPEBREAK! Strong lets go at 4, then he storms back up. Strong blocks a kick and he YANKS Cassidy into a BACKBREAKER! And then the STRONG HOLD! The knee digs into the back and ribs, but Cassidy refuses to give up! The fans rally harder and Cassidy fights his way back around! He twists, but Strong makes it a cover! ONE and Cassidy BOOTS Strong away!

Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Both men are down but Cassidy gets to the apron! Cassidy climbs and leaps, DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, TWO! Strong survives and Cassidy grits his teeth. The fans rally as Cassidy rises, and he “unleashes” kicks on Strong. Then he ramps up to stomp and stomp and stomp! The fans fire up as Cassidy fires off! Cassidy then waits on Strong to get up, and he goes back to a corner. Cassidy aims again, and he’s copying Adam Cole! PANAMA SUNRISE!!! Cover, TWO!! Strong survives Cole’s best move but Cassidy loads up his. The elbow pad is off, but Strong catches Cassidy, HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER!

Strong underhooks Cassidy, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! Strong fights that to STRONG KNEE! Strong keeps moving, ORANGE PUNCH!! The fans are thunderous as Cassidy staggers back to Alabama Lift, but the back gives up! Cassidy uses ropes for support, BEACH BREAK!! But Cassidy has to crawl to the cover, ROPEBREAK!! Strong survives by a literal foot and Cassidy can’t believe it! The fans rally and Cassidy goes back to a corner. Cassidy reloads again, but that back is holding him back. Cassidy gets frustrated, the fans rally harder, and Cassidy stands! STRONG KNEE!! END OF HEARTACHE!!! Cover, RODDY WINS!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall (NEW AEW International Champion)

Taven & Bennett celebrate with Strong, because now the Undisputed Kingdom has even more gold! And perhaps the most shocking of all, Strong did this one clean! Is nothing going to stop them from making AEW their kingdom? WAIT! IS THAT KYLE O’REILLY!? The fans are thunderous as Kyle has returned to AEW and is staring down his former friend! But then he smiles, and hugs it out with Roddy! Bennett hands Kyle his shirt to make this official! Kyle takes the shirt, and he is really emotional. Kyle then puts the shirt back on Strong and whispers something to him. Kyle is happy to see Roddy again, but is he not Undisputed?

 

FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are former tag team champions from not just AEW but ROH, AAA and WWE. However, the Blackpool Combat Club has had similar accomplishments, so they don’t see what the fuss is all about. Will Dax & Cash still be #TopGuys after tonight? Or is there about to be a Paradigm Shift in the world of tag team wrestling?

Speaking of tag team wrestling, The Maniac & The Swiss Superman are saying ohhhhhh, what a rush! They’re dressed like the Road Warriors, Hawk & Animal! They’ve been taking shots at FTR honoring the past, is this their parody of it? The teams sort out and Dax starts against Claudio. Dax paces around but Claudio stays put like a statue. The two tie up, Dax headlocks, but Claudio powers up and out. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, then cradles, TWO! Claudio has the cradle, ONE!! The two reset and the fans rally. Claudio and Dax tie up, Claudio headlocks but Dax powers out. Claudio sunset flips, TWO! Dax stacks, TWO!

The fans rally and duel, “FTR!” “BCC!” as Claudio has a sunset flip, TWO! Claudio has a ghost pin, TWO! Dax gets up but Claudio stays close. They cool off, reset, and feel things out. They knuckle lock, but then Claudio UPPERCUTS! Dax goes to a corner, Claudio UPPERCUTS again. Claudio pie faces Dax around, but Dax CHOPS! And CHOPS! And then reels Claudio in, but Claudio fights the suplex! They go around, end up in ropes, the ref calls for a break but they end up in a corner first. The ref gets in there, the two finally let off, but then they start throwing SLAPS! They SLAP and SLAP and Dax wobbles!

The fans fire up, Dax frowns and Claudio eggs him on. Claudio then UPPERCUTS, but Dax CHOPS! Now Claudio wobbles, but he UPPERCUTS! Dax CHOPS, Claudio takes a breath, and he UPPERCUTS! Dax SLAPS, SLAPS and fires fast hands! Claudio hits back, the fans fire up for this scrap, and Claudio UPPERCUTS Dax down! Claudio still has to stagger back and lean against ropes, and he tags out to Moxley. The fans rally up and Dax tags Cash. Cash and Moxley circle, tie up, and Cash headlocks. Moxley powers up and out but Cash runs him over! Cash headlocks to grind Moxley down but Moxley fights up.

Moxley powers Cash to the corner, CHOPS and pie faces on repeat! Then Moxley whips corner to corner but Cash reverses and back drops on the rebound! Cash whips Moxley to DROPKICK him down, then covers, ONE!! Cash CHOPS Moxley, UPPERCUTS him to a corner, and CHOPS again! UPPERCUT! CHOP! Tag to Dax, and FTR mugs Moxley! The fans fire up and Cash lets off to fire Greensboro up more. Dax CHOPS and the fans “WOO~!” Dax whips, Moxley KICKS back, and then Moxley gets Dax over to tag Claudio. The BCC mugs Dax now, and Claudio UPPERCUTS, CHOPS and repeats!

Claudio HEADBUTTS, body shots, and knees low. Claudio whips but Dax kicks back! And RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! The fans fire up as Dax stomps Claudio, then claws his face into the chinlock, to then ELBOW Claudio in the nose! Tag to Cash, they whip, trip and elbow drop! Then Cash basement dropkicks! Cash HEADBUTTS Claudio to a corner, then CHOPS! Claudio sputters but Cash bumps him off buckles. Cash CHOPS again, then puts Claudio in an open corner to CHOP! Cash climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count along, Cash goes to TEN, but Claudio DUMPS Cash to the apron, then Cash falls to the floor!

The ref has Claudio stay back, but Moxley sneaks in to send Cash into railing! Claudio tags Moxley, and he fetches Cash to then bring him around. Moxley makes Cash straddle the railing! Then Moxley LARIATS Cash down! Cash falls into the front row, but Moxley goes up and over to fetch him. Moxley fires forearms in that corner, but Cash fires back! They brawl, Moxley DUMPS Cash out, and then Moxley gets Cash into the ring. Tag to Claudio and the BCC keeps Cash down. Claudio gut wrenches and SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Cash stays in this but Claudio stays on him with a facelock.

Cash endures and the fans rally up. Cash fights up, he carries Claudio, but Claudio cranks the facelock! Cash still pushes forward, but Claudio powers him back. Cash back drops free! But Moxley tags in and he keeps Cash down with a facelock! The fans again duel, “FTR!” “BCC!” Moxley floats, ties up Cash’s legs, then headscissors Cash! Dax runs in to KICK Moxley in the back! Mox is mad but Cash is free to CHOP! Cash fires a forearm but Moxley pokes him in the eye! Tag to Claudio and he KICKS Cash from the ropes! Cover, ONE!! Cash toughs it out but Claudio stomps a hand! The fans rally, Claudio UPPERCUTS into a backslide! TWO!

Tag to Moxley, he and Claudio keep Cash back, then Moxley DECKS Cash! Moxley puts Cash under the ropes to GUILLOTINE him! The ref is busy keeping Dax back, and Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS Cash on the apron! Moxley drags Cash up to CHOP! Moxley puts Cash on the top rope, climbs up after him, and CLAWS Cash’s back! The ref reprimands but Moxley BITES Cash’s forehead! Moxley then SUPERPLEXES Cash down! Cover, TWO! Cash isn’t done yet but Moxley tags Claudio. Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS Cash, covers, TWO! Tag back to Moxley, the BCC mugs Cash, and Cash staggers to a corner.

Moxley stands on Cash’s head, the ref reprimands but Moxley lets off. Moxley talks trash that FTR is nothing! Moxley then goes corner to corner, but Cash LARIATS him down! The fans fire up while both men are down! Moxley flounders away, staggers around, hot tags to Claudio and Dax! Dax JABS, JABS and JABS then fires haymakers! Dax DECKS Moxley, CHOPS and ROCKS Claudio on repeat! Moxley CLUBS Dax, whips him, but Dax reverses to wrench and short arm LARIAT! Claudio runs up, but Dax gets around! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax goes up the corner to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!

Dax keeps moving, Claudio pops him up but Dax makes it a cradle! TWO!! Dax kicks low, suplexes, but Claudio slips free! Claudio kicks, reels him in, but Cash makes the save! Dax ROCKS Claudio, tags Cash, and then gets Claudio up! Cash climbs but Claudio powers out! Claudio POSTS Dax while Cash leaps over, but Moxley ROCKS Cash! Cash staggers into a LARIAT from Claudio! Cover, TWO!! Cash survives and Claudio seethes while the fans rally up. Dax is busted open from hitting steel, but Claudio UPPERCUTS Cash! Claudio eggs Cash on, UPPERCUTS him again, and then soaks up the cheers and jeers.

Claudio stands Cash up to UPPERCUT but into a backslide! Claudio fights that, but Dax tags in! Claudio ROCKS Cash but Dax HOTSHOTS! Cash UPPERCUTS then pops Claudio up, DOOMSDAY POWERSLAM COUNTER!! Moxley BODIES Cash outta the ring, Claudio covers Dax, TWO!! Dax is sputtering and his head is spouting blood! Claudio gets Dax up, tags Moxley, and they set up for the ASSISTED AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives and has a crimson mask. Claudio CLOBBERS Cash while Moxley paces around. Moxley kicks Dax, eggs him on, so Dax stands up. Dax fires a forearm so Moxley gives it back!

The fans rally as the forearms go back and forth! Dax snarls through the pain and the blood, the forearms keep going! Moxley eggs Dax on so Dax JABS! Moxley JABS, they throw shot after shot! Moxley KICKS the leg, runs, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Cash kept Claudio outta the ring on that one, but now Claudio boots him back. Claudio runs up, but he’s sent into barriers! Dax dodges Moxley, backslides, TWO! Cash is up, Dax reels Moxley in, MIND BREAKER PILEDRIVER!! Cash DIVES into Claudio, Dax covers Moxley, TWO!! Moxley survives and the fans fire up again!

Dax is frustrated, and that crimson mask continues to grow. Moxley goes to a corner, “This is Awesome!” as Dax storms up. Dax reels Moxley back in, hoists him up top, and then coordinates with Cash. Dax CHOPS Moxley, climbs up after him, but then Claudio UPPERCUTS Cash! Moxley fires body shots, hops down and gets around, and he Electric Chair Lifts Dax! Claudio goes up and up, UPPERCUT DOOMSDAY!! But Cash SPLASHES the cover!! All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Cash HEADBUTTS Claudio, Moxley and Dax go back to firing forearms.

The brawl is going on, Moxley fires headbutts! But Dax clotheslines Moxley up and out! Then he ROCKS Claudio! Claudio fires shots on Dax, then swings, but is sent to Cash! Claudio blocks a kick to fire uppercuts! But he runs into SHATTER- NO, Claudio catches Dax, Moxley gives Cash a CUTTER! GIANT SWING! Dax goes around and around, a demented sprinkler with all that blood! Moxley DROPKICKS Dax outta the swing! Cover, TWO?!? Dax survives and shocks everyone! Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Moxley BITES Dax’s bloody forehead! Cash sends Claudio into railing!

Moxley puts Dax up top, climbs up after him, and he elbows away at the bloody forehead! Moxley gets TEN, then BITES the wound again!! Dax SPITS in Moxley’s face then ROCKS him! But Claudio’s back to BOOT Dax! Moxley & Claudio both climb up, but Cash SHOVES Claudio down! Cash gets Moxley off the corner, Dax adjusts, BULLDOG BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!? Moxley survives, roars to his feet, but runs into SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, Claudio YANKS Dax away!! Cash ROCKS Claudio, builds speed and DIVES into an UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Cash around, reels him in, NEUTRALIZER to the floor!

But Dax gets Claudio, PILEDRIVER to the floor! Dax hurries in, Moxley catches him! PARADIMG- NO, Dax wrenches out! Moxley fights the piledriver, Dax sunset flips, but Moxley rolls Dax! DEATH RIDER!! Moxley crawls to a cover, TWO?!? And ghost pin! TWO!!! Moxley facelocks, then floats, REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Claudio keeps Cash out but Cash kicks and kicks and kicks! Cash gets free, he rushes over but Claudio snatches him into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! FTR is stuck in double submissions!! The ref checks, Dax is OUT! BCC wins!!

Winners: Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

The Top Guys were just taken out by a couple mean, nasty fighters! Does that mean the Blackpool Combat Club are the elite among the elite in tag team wrestling? Will they be the team primed to go after the tag titles after tonight?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Deonna Purrazzo!

Former friends turned bitter enemies is a tale as old as time in pro-wrestling. So then, will the leading lady of AEW take top billing in this 2024 remake of the classic tale? Or will The Virtuosa prove herself the true star of this Women’s Division?

Wait a minute! Deonna said she wanted the old Toni Storm, the rock ‘n’ roll and tough as nails Toni, and… Oh, wait, that’s Mariah May cosplaying. Well, she IS a superfan, so she’s got the moves down. “Timeless” Toni now makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who lives the Hollywood ending!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. Deonna and Toni circle, tie up, and Toni arm-drags! Then she poses and the fans cheer. Deonna shrugs that off and resets with Toni. The fans duel as the two feel things out. They knuckle lock, then double knuckle lock, then Deonna wrenches and wrangles and arm-drags Toni away! Deonna takes a bow while the fans are torn. Toni kicks the ropes in frustration, then circles with Deonna again. Toni gets around to waistlock, but Deonna wrenches to wristlock back. Toni moves around, slips through, wrenches and wristlocks and wrangles Deonna.

Deonna rolls, stands, powers through and headlocks for the takeover. The fans cheer, Toni pulls hair and headscissors. Deonna turns Toni over, ties up the legs, and floats to slap Toni around. Deonna gets an arm, bends the fingers, but Toni gets the ROPEBREAK! Deonna lets off and Toni is a bit frustrated. The fans rally up as the two reset. They knuckle lock again, and Toni drops back, rolls to wrench and wristlock. Deonna wrenches to hammerlock, but Toni squats, headlocks, spins and hits the takeover. But Deonna headscissors right back! Deonna pushes up to add pressure but Toni endures.

The fans rally as Toni moves around. Toni headstands, pops free, then floats to the headlock. But Deonna wrenches right out to a wristlock. Toni pulls hair to put Deonna in a corner! Toni ROCKS Deonna, whips corner to corner, but Deonna goes up, under, baits Toni in and steps over to roll her up! FUJIWARA, but ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer the technical exchange while Deonna lets off slowly. Deonna drags Toni up, wrenches again, but Toni ROCKS her! And CHOPS her! Deonna fires back, the forearms fly and Deonna gets the edge! Deonna CHOPS but Toni knees low! Toni whips but Deonna KICKS and LARIATS!

The fans fire up while Toni bails out. Deonna keeps her eyes on Toni while Luther coaches Toni up. Deonna rallies the fans and runs in to WRECK Toni with a dropkick! Deonna puts Toni in but she glares at Luther. Deonna storm sin but Toni is right on her. Deonna wrenches to go for the arm! Toni RAMS Deonna into the corner, fires off hands, but lets off as the ref counts. The fans rally up, Toni whips but Deonna reverses! They almost run into the ref! Toni LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! Wait, what? And then Toni BULLDOGS Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Toni rains down fists, the ref reprimands, and Toni lets off.

The fans rally up while Toni paces around. Toni drags Deonna up, puts her through ropes, and then CHOKES her! The ref counts and reprimands, Toni throws Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Toni stays on Deonna with a chinlock, then shifts into a partial Camel Clutch! The fans rally while Deonna endures, but Toni HIP DROPS Deonna. Toni stomps Deonna, too, then swaggers around. Toni HEADBUTTS Deonna down, drags her back up, and then UPPERCUTS her back down. Toni soaks up the cheers and jeers, then brings Deonna up again. Toni reels Deonna in, but Deonna snaps to a cradle! TWO and Toni CLOBBERS Deonna!

Toni stands on Deonna’s head, lets off as the ref counts, then scuffs Deonna while she paces. The fans rally, Toni scuffs Deonna more, but Deonna stands. Toni pie faces, Deonna SLAPS! Toni CHOPS, SLAPS, then SLAPS again! Deonna drops to a knee, Toni stands her back up. Deonna ducks the slap to fire off forearms! The fans are torn, but Toni knees low! Toni whips, Deonna ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT! Deonna rallies on Toni now, then kicks low to run and KNEE LIFT! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll and FUJIWARA! Toni endures and the fans fire up! Toni flails, reaches out, and rolls free! But Deonna BOOTS her down!

The fans are torn as Deonna fires herself up! Deonna storms up to Toni, drags her up, and reels her in. But Toni wrenches out, swings, but into a BACKBREAKER and FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Deonna is frustrated but the fans rally back up. Toni crawls to a corner, Deonna takes aim, and Deonna runs in, but is tripped into buckles! Toni goes corner to corner and SWEET HIP MUSIC! Toni then drags Deonna up to a DDT! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and Toni is beside herself! Luther coaches Toni, the fans rally up, and Toni drags Deonna back up. Toni reels her in but Deonna trips her to a jackknife bridge! TWO, and Toni blocks the boot!

Toni trips Deonna, BREAK A LEG ANKLE LOCK!! Deonna endures, reaches out, and the fans rally up again. Deonna crawls forward, but Toni drags her away! Deonna turns over, Toni turns her back. Deonna turns over again and BOOTS Toni to the apron! Deonna BOOTS Toni off the apron but Luther catches her! But Deonna is up on the corner to CROSSBODY them both down!! The fans fire up and Deonna hurries to put Toni in. Deonna storms in after Toni, dodges the haymaker to tilt-o-whirl, LA MYSTICA! FUJIWARA!! Toni endures, even as Deonna pushes way back! Toni rolls, Deonna rolls with her and keeps her from the ropes!

Toni continues to endure the Fujiwara Armbar, but she tucks and rolls to get a cover, TWO! Deonna has both arms now! Luther distracts the ref, the ref misses Toni tapping out! Mariah rushes in but Deonna BOOTS her down! Toni stands up to kick and reel Deonna in! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Toni wins!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

It took the entire supporting cast to make her look good, but Toni Storm is still our leading lady! Will nothing and no one take the spotlight away from her now?

 

Don Callis Family Feud: Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita!

The Aerial Assassin has finished with NJPW, and he is truly All Elite now! And to make his return to AEW truly special, Don Callis himself said this will be the match of a DECADE! The #BillyGoat and The Alpha battle as two of the best rope-to-rope wrestlers, and we’re about to see who’s the best! But the real question is, will the Family still be alright after tonight?

Speaking of Don Callis, he joins commentary to let us know, this is like Jordan VS Pippin 1v1! This is a dream match, the match of the decade, and you can all thank him for it! The bell rings and the fans fire up already! Ospreay and Takeshita circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches. Takeshita wrenches back, wristlocks, but Ospreay rolls, rolls and steps over to headlock. The fans sing “Ospreay~, Ospreay Ospreay Ospreay~! Ospreay~, Ospreay~!” Takeshita powers up but can’t power out of the headlock as Ospreay holds tight. Takeshita pulls hair, the ref reprimands, but Ospreay turns things around.

The two end up on ropes, the ref counts, and Ospreay SLAPS Takeshita! Ospreay headlocks, Takeshita powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! Ospreay ducks the right to ROCK Takeshita! Ospreay whips, Takeshita reverses but Ospreay ducks ‘n ‘dodges and RANAS! The fans fire up and Ospreay blows them a kiss. Ospreay drags Takeshita up, CHOPS him, then bumps him off buckles. Ospreay CHOPS and Takeshita grits his teeth! The fans fire up as Takeshita ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS, Takeshita forearms, repeat! Takeshita fires a flurry, whips, but Ospreay reverses, only to get the TAKESHITA LINE!

Takeshita runs in at the corner to ROCK Ospreay, then keeps moving. Ospreay follows, Takeshita puts him on the apron, but Ospreay ROCKS Takeshita back! Ospreay goes up but Takeshita trips him up! Takeshita ROCKS Ospreay, then climbs up after him. The fans rally, Takeshita stands Ospreay up and SUPERPLEXES! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay grits his teeth as he toughs it out, but Takeshita clamps on a chinlock. Takeshita grinds Ospreay down, but Ospreay endures. Takeshita steps over to trap a leg, but the fans rally. Ospreay fights around, even as Takeshita grinds him. Ospreay throws elbows, stands up, but Takeshita fireman’s carries!

Takeshita WASTELAND SLAMS, goes up the corner, and then SUPER SENTONS! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay still shows that grit but Takeshita drags him up. Takeshita whips, then catches Ospreay into a SLEEPER! The fans rally with “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” as Ospreay fights up, but Takeshita CLUBS him down! Fans boo but Takeshita soaks it up. Callis talks up Takeshita’s genetic advantage of height and length. Takeshita dragon sleepers Ospreay, to then CLUB him back down! The fans boo but Takeshita just soaks it all up. Takeshita stands Ospreay up but Ospreay CHOPS! Ospreay CHPOS again and Callis says those are stiff.

Ospreay UPPERCUTS, whips, but Takeshita reverses. Ospreay catches Takeshita to the COBRA TWIST! Takeshita endures, powers out with a hip toss, then goes after Ospreay. Ospreay BOOTS from the corner, goes up and out to springboard in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay stands, he fires shots on Takeshita, then whips. Takeshita reverses but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! Takeshita tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up with “OI! OI! OI!” Ospreay then aims to PLANCHA! Direct hit on Takeshita at the ramp! The fans fire up while Ospreay catches his breath.

Ospreay drags Takeshita up and puts him in, then reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, ONE!! Takeshita shows that grit now, throwing it back at Ospreay. Ospreay says okay, and he drags Takeshita back up. Ospreay reels Takeshita in but Takeshita fights the lift. So Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! And winds up, to CHOP! Takeshita wobbles, Ospreay runs, but into a POP-UP LANDSLIDE! SICK KICK! The fans fire up as Ospreay bails out and Takeshita FLIES! Direct hit at the ramp!! The standing count starts and the fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” The count passes 5 of 10 but both men are still down.

Takeshita sits up, he brings Ospreay up at 7 and puts him in the ring. Takeshita then goes up the corner and the fans rally. Takeshita vows to end it here, to SUPER DUPER SENTON onto knees!! Ospreay hurries to get Takeshita in a drop zone, then he goes up! LEAP OF FAITH but he has to bail out! Takeshita gets around, full nelsons, but Ospreay breaks that, only to get a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN!! Bridging cover, TWO!! Ospreay escapes and Callis says that might’ve been the best German Suplex he’s seen in his 34 years in wrestling! Takeshita eggs Ospreay on, brings him up, and fires boxing elbows!

Takeshita ROCKS Ospreay, ruins, but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! But Takeshita GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Takeshita runs, into the SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous, it’s a standing ovation! Callis says Takeshita’s ahead on points, but the fans just know “This is Awesome!” A standing count begins, both men are still down at 5! Takeshita and Ospreay sit up at 7, and then they head for each other. Ospreay throws a forearm, Takeshita fires one back! Ospreay throws another, but so does Takeshita! Ospreay growls as he stands back up. Takeshita also stands, the forearms keep going!

Ospreay wobbles, but he fires another, only for Takeshita to hit right back! Takeshita fires a flurry, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Takeshita winds up, but he falls over! The fans fire up while the ref checks Takeshita. Takeshita stands, Ospreay ROCKS him again! Takeshita staggers around, Ospreay ROCKS him again! Takeshita sits down but Ospreay wants him to get back up. Ospreay winds up, ROLLING ELBOW!! Takeshita falls and the fans are thunderous! The ref has Ospreay stay back so he can check Takeshita. Takeshita’s hands are contorted and he’s twitchy, but he tells the ref to leave him alone.

Ospreay walks over, brings Takeshita up, and gives him some mocking kicks in the corner. The ref counts, Ospreay still digs his boot in, but then Takeshita fights up! Takeshita roars, reels back, and ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay staggers, sputters, but he fires up! The fans fire up with Ospreay, but Takeshita ROCKS him again! Ospreay just uses that, and he headbutts the buckles! Ospreay blocks a shot, fires Kawada Kicks, but Takeshita DECKS him!! The ref checks Ospreay now while Takeshita stands up. Takeshita shakes out the cobwebs and winds up the arm. Takeshita runs, but Ospreay slips through!

Ospreay gets Takeshita up, Takeshita slips through! Takeshita gets Ospreay up, Ospreay pops free! HOOK KICK! Underhooks, but Takeshita fights that! So Ospreay ENZIGIRIS, SUPERKICKS, and TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous, Ospreay calls his shot and springboards, but flies into BLUE THUNDER!! Cover, TWO!!! The fans are electric and Callis says they’re all witnessing history! The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! The standing count is climbing but both men are stirring. Ospreay stands, but Takeshita runs up to RAM him, O’Conner Roll and CHAOS-

NO, Ospreay elbows free! Takeshita CLUBS Ospreay, but Ospreay BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS, SUPERKICKS, and then goes up, up and SUPER OS- NO, Takeshita blocks! Takeshita shoves, Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Takeshita survives but Ospreay powers up the arm! Ospreay aims from the corner, runs in, but Takeshita DECKS him!! Cover, TWO?!?! Ospreay survives and the fans are thunderous again! Both men stir as the standing count starts again. Ospreay goes to a corner and Takeshita gets the fans fired up again. Takeshita hauls Ospreay up to the top rope, but Ospreay throws hands!

Takeshita still climbs, Ospreay fires more shots, and Takeshita drops back. Takeshita drags himself back up, Ospreay throws shots, but Takeshita RAMS into him! But Ospreay slips under, tucks Takeshita in, CHEEKY NANDOS! Ospreay then hoists Takeshita up, climbs up after him, and SUPER- NO, Takeshita holds ropes! Takeshita hauls Ospreay up for a TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER!!! The fans lose their minds, Callis himself thinks that may’ve injured Ospreay, and the ref hurries to check. Ospreay is clutching his back, Takeshita covers, TWO!!! Ospreay survives but Takeshita goes to a corner.

Takeshita takes aim and we get a look at the bruise on Ospreay’s back. POWER DRIVE KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Ospreay survives again, the fans are thunderous again, and Takeshita brings down the kneepad. WAGAMA- NO!! Ospreay blocks that, but Takeshita HEADBUTTS and ELBOWS! Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Takeshita fights the suplex to suplex, but into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! POISON-RANA!! Ospreay gets Takeshita up and underhooks, to lift and STORM- NO, Takeshita slips free! Takeshita ducks the roundhouse and double pump-handles Ospreay, to flip him into the BASTARD DRIVER!!

And then deadlift WHEELBARROW GERMAN!! But Ospreay’s right up!? FLYING HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, ONE?!?! Even Callis is losing his mind! Greensboro gives another standing ovation as Callis says you’ll never see something like this in another 100 years! Ospreay hurries to underhook and lift but Takeshita slips free again! DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS hit! Ospreay fires palm strikes and a BOOT! Ospreay runs, Takeshita ducks ‘n ‘dodges to LARIAT!! Takeshita aims, runs, POWER DRIVE- NO, POWERBOMB from Ospreay! Stack cover, TWO, but Ospreay brings Takeshita right into a STYLES CLASH!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?

The fans are electric for this phenomenal match, and Ospreay underhooks again! TIGER DRIVER 91!! Ospreay throws off the elbow pad, takes aim, and HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Just as Justin Roberts puts it, the winner of this unbelievable battle is none other than the Aerial Assassin! The fans boo as Callis gets in the ring, but he does want to make sure both his top stars are okay. And Kyle Fletcher makes his way out, too, also part of the Family and a best friend to Ospreay through the United Empire. Ospreay and Takeshita bow respect to one another, and the fans cheer again. Ospreay sees Kyle again after being apart for a few months.  And they hug it out! But BREAKING NEWS for AEW Dynamite! Ospreay must again fight a fellow Don Callis Family member as he goes up against Fletcher! Will the Billy Goat prove to the Aussie Arrow why he was the leader of the Empire?

 

[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will begin later tonight]


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