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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/28/23)

Time for Round 5!

Published

11 months ago

October 28, 2023

Steven Mitchell

Can the dysfunctional duo take down the champions?

As the Super Junior Tag League hits its halfway point, odd couple Master Wato & El Desperado take on the fearsome Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Six Man Tag: Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma & Hiroyashi Tenzan VS Boltin Oleg, Oskar Leube & Yuto Nakashima; Makabe, Honma & Tenzan win.
Shota Umino & Ren Narita VS Callum Newman & Great-O-Khan; Shota & Narita win.
Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The House of Torture; Chaos wins.
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Catch 2/2; Catch 2/2 wins.
2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; Douki & Taka win.
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Eagles & Fujita win.
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Bushi & Titan; Bushi & Titan win.
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Wato & Desperado win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.

Intergalactic Jet Setters: 3-1, 6 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-1, 6 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 3-1, 6 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 3-1, 6 points
Yoh & Musashi: 2-2, 4 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-2, 4 points
Catch 2/2: 2-2, 4 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-3, 2 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 1-3, 2 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-4, 0 points

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Catch 2/2!

The Funky Weapon & The Eternal Dylan Kyle Cox are 2-2, as are TJP & Francesco Akira. Can Taguchi & DKC take down the former tag team champions? Or will they get burned by Public Enemy & Nova Fireball?

The teams sort out and DKC starts against Akira. Fans rally up, the two tie up, and DKC waistlocks. Akira pries free to wrench and wristlock but DKC rolls to trip Akira. DKC ties the legs up, Akira moves around, but DKC floats to a facelock and cover, ONE! Akira gets up and fans applaud the opening exchange. The two reset, tie up, and Akira wrenches to a hammerlock. Akira spins DKC around and leap frogs over, to then drop toehold! Akira shifts to then have a headlock but DKC fights up. DKC wrenches, wristlocks, but Akira spins and trips him! Akira runs, but DKC drops, hurdles, only for Akira to shove!

Akira ducks ‘n’ dodges now to tilt-o-whirl RANA! DKC gets up but Akira DROPKICKS him down! Fans fire up with Akira and he drags DKC up to bump off buckles. Tag to TJP, Catch 2/2 double whip, SOBAT, KICK, trip and SHOTGUN! Fans fire up again and TJP covers, TWO! TJP clamps on with a chinlock, DKC pries at the hold and fights up. DKC powers up and out, things speed up, and TJP catches DKC to a spin and backslide! ONE, and TJP has the legs! BOSTON CRAB, but then TJP gets the arms! REVERSE SURFBOARD! DKC endures so TJP drops him to have a DEATHLOCK! And a SNAP!

TJP then shifts to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! DKC endures, TJP puts him in a cover, TWO! DKC escapes but TJP drags him up to put in a corner. TJP stomps DKC down, and the fans rally up as he gives DKC some face scrubs! TJP runs side to side, but the Funky Weapon’s buns are in the way! TJP turns around, DKC runs up, and TJP takes a swing. DKC ducks ‘n’ dodges to DKCANNONBALL! Direct hit and DKC brings TJP around to run and SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! DKC BLASTS Akira for good measure before he brings TJP over. Tag to Taguchi, fans rally up as Taguchi & DKC double whip.

They double elbow TJP down, then fire up as they rain down CHOPS! OSU! Taguchi & DKC run, DOUBLE TOMAHAWS! OSU! Cover, TWO! TJP hangs tough but Taguchi CHOPS him to a corner. Taguchi CHOPS TJP down, going after that bad neck! Taguchi point blank hip attacks, then covers, TWO! Fans rally and Taguchi clamps on with a chinlock. Taguchi digs that knee into the neck, then shifts to a deep motorcycle stretch! TJP endures, Taguchi shifts to a headscissor hold. TJP pushes back to a cover, ONE! Taguchi thrashes around, the fans rally, and TJP pushes back again. TWO, and Taguchi lets go to float to his own cover, TWO!

Taguchi tags DKC and DKC drags TJP up into a neck wrench. TJP endures so DKC clamps on a chinlock. DKC pulls the arms in for a straitjacket stretch! TJP still endures and the fans rally up. TJP fights around, DKC wrangles him, but TJP slips out to the COBRA TWIST! DKC slips out to headlock, facelock, but TJP goes to ropes. DKC lets go, CLUBS TJP, then fires some forearms. DKC whips, TJP holds the ropes, but DKC gets him loose. TJP ducks ‘n’ fakes DKC out! DKC runs in, but into BOOTS! TJP ELBOWS Taguchi, dodges DKC, and TORNADO DDTS! Fans fire up as TJP crawls for his corner, hot tag to Akira!

Akira dodges DKC, ENZIGURIS, then whips him to ropes. DKC reverses but Akira RANAS! Fans fire up and Akira goes corner to corner, clothesline! Akira keeps going, UPPERCUT! Akira fires up again and goes up the corner! CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Akira as he pounds the mat. Akira drags DKC up, chicken wings the arms, TIGER- NO, DKC fights free! TJP runs in but DKC just shoves Akira into him! Akira and DKC trade forearms, then Akira SUPERKICKS! Both men wobble, Akira gets going, but DKC SHOTGUNS! Akira comes back, DKC catches fastball into wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! But DKC can’t hold the bridge!

Fans rally as DKC hurries up, hot tag to Taguchi! But TJP tags back in! MAMBA CROSSBODY, but Taguchi rolls it to a cover! TWO, and TJP goes to a corner. Taguchi runs in, TJP goes up and over, but Taguchi fights off the tornado! Taguchi runs in, TJP ducks and hits a THESZ PRESS! Fans fire up with “T! J P!” TJP runs in, tilt-o-whirls, and has the IRON- NO, Taguchi slips free, but TJP gets him again. But while Akira dropkicks DKC down, Taguchi powers out to have OH MY GAH ANKLE! Taguchi leans on the leg, TJP reaches out, but Taguchi reels him in! Chicken wing, DODON- NO, TJP victory rolls, and steals OH MY GAH ANKLE!!

Taguchi endures, scrambles around, hops up, and TJP hooks him up, IRON OCTOPUS! Taguchi endures but DKC BLASTS TJP! Akira runs up but DKC knees him low! DKC CLUBS Akira, hurries to get Taguchi up, and DKC stands Catch 2/2 up. DKC and Taguchi unleash the KNUCKLE SANDWICHES! Fans fire up as the punches fly in from all sides! Taguchi then HIP ATTACKS Akira out of the ring! Tag to DKC and he brings TJP up. DKC Electric Chair Lifts TJP, Taguchi springboards, HIP ATTACK DOOMSDAY! Cover, TWO! TJP survives the “Shiri Tower” and fans fire up. DKC & Taguchi both call upon the powers of Strong Style!

Taguchi & DKC aim from opposite corners, “ORYA~!” DOUBLE BUM-A-YE!! Cover, Akira breaks it!! Taguchi TOSSES Akira, he and DKC regroup. They drag TJP up, scoop and DKC runs, but Akira trips DKC! TJP fights free, waistlocks, but Taguchi switches and shoves. But Akira tags in off that! They shove Taguchi, into the ALLEY-OOP!! Fans fire up and Catch 2/2 regroups, but DKC waistlocks. Akira elbows free, runs to TJP and TJP puts him on the apron. TJP dodges DKC, gets him in a dragon sleeper, and Akira springboards! DOUBLE STOMP FINAL CUT COMBO!! Catch 2/2 then aims from the corners! 2 BY 2!! Cover, Catch 2/2 wins!

Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)

A hot win for TJP & Akira! Will this reignite the fire for the United Empire? Can Taguchi & DKC still get that winning strategy right?

2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!

#MUSAKO may only be 2-2 but that’s far better than the 0-4 staring down Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker. Will Direct Drive & Dream Follower get over the hump here at the halfway point? Or will Douki & Taka finally get on the board?

The teams sort out and Yoh starts against Douki. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, Yoh waistlocks but Douki wrenches to a wristlock. Yoh rolls, kips and wrenches back, but Douki spins, wrenches and hammerlocks. Yoh reaches back, wrenches and fireman’s carries for the takeover, then headlocks. Douki headscissors, Yoh kips free, and fans cheer the opening exchange. Douki and Yoh reset, circle, and feel things out. They knuckle lock but then Douki kicks low! Douki whips, Musashi tags in, and they bypass, drop toehold and basement dropkick! Taka runs in but into a double hip toss!

Yoh & Musashi stands Taka & Douki up, knuckle lock, and they go to corners. Fans fire up as they stereo Shinobi Walk! Then they DOUBLE OLD SCHOOL! They both UPPERCUT Douki & Taka down, sending them out of the ring. Fans rally as #MUSAKO runs, but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! They bail out, Taka whips and Douki DIVES! Direct hit and fans fire up! Taka stomps Musashi, drags him up and puts him in the ring. Douki brings Musashi around to turn and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Musashi hangs in there but Douki keeps cool. Douki bumps Musashi off buckles, tags Taka, and they mug Musashi.

Douki & Taka double whip, double CHOP, and then shake hands to DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Douki has Musashi in a Camel Clutch for Taka to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Taka drags Musashi up, brings him over, and bumps him off buckles before he snapmares. Taka digs his knuckles into Musashi’s face, the ref counts, and Taka lets off. Taka kicks Musashi around, stands him up, and whips him to a corner. Taka runs in to SHINING WIZARD, then he pushes Musashi down to cover. TWO, but Taka SHINING WIZARDS again! Cover, TWO! JUST FACELOCK! Douki BLASTS Yoh for good measure as Musashi endures.

Musashi reaches out but Taka CLUBS him down, and pulls way back! Musashi still fights around, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer while Taka lets go in frustration. Taka drags Musashi up, scoops, but Musashi slips free and ENZIGURIS! Both men are down, Musashi crawls, and fans fire up for the hot tag to Yoh! Yoh rallies on Taka, whips him to ropes, but Taka reverses. Yoh still FLYING FOREARMS! Yoh even HANDSPRING KICKS Douki down! Then Yoh PLANCHAS to take Douki out! Yoh gets back in, to PLANCHA Taka down! Fans fire up with Yoh and he brings Taka up and into the ring.

Yoh brings Taka up, scoops and SLAMS him, then he goes up and up to TWISTING VADER! Cover, TWO! Taka hangs tough but Yoh brings him up. Yoh suplexes but Taka slips free. Taka kicks, but into a DRAGON SCREW! Yoh tags Musashi while fans rally up, and #MUSAKO double whip Taka to a corner. Yoh sends Musashi in to ELBOW, then he sets up, POETRY IN MOTION! Feed to Musashi’s NECKBREAKER, which feeds Yoh’s SHOTGUN! Fans fire up with Yoh and he coordinates with Musashi. They get Taka up, but Taka BOOTS Musashi away! Then he BOOTS Yoh down! Musashi kicks and runs, but Taka runs to redirect and BOOT!

Fans fire up while both men are down! Taka crawls, hot tag to Douki! Douki kicks Musashi, whips, but Musashi reverses. Douki RANAS! Musashi goes to a corner, Douki ELBOWS him, then keeps moving! Springboard and BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up with Douki as he brings Musashi up, Gory Especial, into DODON JUTSU! Backslide cover, TWO! Musashi survives but Douki keeps cool. Douki goes to the apron, takes aim, and he slingshots in, DAY- NO, Musashi gets under! Musashi then gets around, but Douki fights the waistlock. Douki kicks, but Musashi ducks the enziguri to run and dropkick the leg! Then he dropkicks Douki down!

Fans fire up, Musashi runs in again, but Douki BOOTS him! Douki is on the apron, he RAMS a shoulder in, DAY- NO, Musashi stays up and suplexes! Douki slips out to roll Musashi up, into ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka intercepts Yoh with a drop toehold, and JUST FACELOCK! Musako endures stereo submissions! Fans rally up, Musashi kicks around and reaches out, but he’s fading! ROPEBREAK!! The ref counts, Douki lets off in frustration but Taka kicks Yoh out of the ring. Taka & Douki coordinate, and Douki wheelbarrows Musashi! But Musashi BOOTS Taka, and arm-drags Douki!

Yoh DROPKICKS Taka out of the ring! Douki fires off forearms, runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Fans fire up and Yoh calls for the end! Musashi goes up, Yoh suplexes, FALCON GOROSHI to the FROG SPLASH! Yoh blocks but Taka gets past, and he breaks the cover! Fans fire up, Yoh kicks Taka out and Musashi scoops Douki, MICHINOKU DRIVER MK II!! Cover, TWO!!! Douki survives Musashi’s take on Taka’s own move! Musashi puts Douki up top, Electric Chair and tuck, but Douki fights free! Musashi elbows Douki and runs, into a LARIAT! But Yoh has Douki! Douki fights the underhooks and feeds Yoh to THE MICHINOKU DRIVER!

Fans fire up as Douki aims from the apron! DAYBREAK!! Cover, TWO!!! Musashi survives and Douki is furious! Taka & Douki coordinate! Wheelbarrow, SUPER K DE LA LUNA!! Bridging cover, DOUKI & TAKA WIN!!

Winners: Douki & Taka Michinoku, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yoh & Musashi earn 0)

After going 0-4, they’re finally on the board! Is there still hope for Douki & Taka in this tournament? Will #MUSAKO be completely derailed after this loss?

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The Might Don’t Kneel, but they have been falling down. And of all teams to be 3-1, it’s the Murder Machine & Heel Master! Will the Ichiban Sweet Boys be able to rise back up? Or will things get too HOT (House of Torture) for them?

Wait, why does Sho get out of the ring? He snatches a TMDK towel to taunt Fujita with it. Fujita is annoyed and he chases Sho back to his corner. Fujita then returns the TMDK towel to the fan and the crowd applauds. But then the House boys attack during introductions! The bell rings as Sho TOSSES Eagles, and Kanemaru stomps away on Fujita. Fans boo but Kanemaru claws Fujita’s face! The ref reprimands, Sho has Eagles all the way up the ramp. Sho returns, he and Kanemaru double whip but Fujita crisscrosses them! Fujita runs, ducks the double lariats and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS! Tag to Eagles and they double shoulder to double STO!

Eagles sets Kanemaru up, Fujita PENALTY KICKS! Eagles STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Eagles finally takes his shirt off and brings Kanemaru up. Eagles bumps Kanemaru off buckles, tags Fujita, and Fujita brings Kanemaru around to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fujita drags Kanemaru back up, UPPERCUTS then whips, but Kanemaru reverses and Sho trips Fujita up! Kanemaru BLASTS Eagles, Sho brings Fujita into the very back row of the crowd, and SMACKS him off chairs! Then he CHOKES Fujita with a chair! Fans boo but Kanemaru does the same thing to Eagles in another part of the crowd!

Kanemaru JAMS Eagles with a chair, Sho stops choking Fujita, and Sho drags Fujita up. Sho drags Fujita back up the aisle, Young Lions make sure the fans stay a safe distance away, and Sho puts Fujita in. Kanemaru stomps Fujita, sits him up and ELBOWS him in the head! Kanemaru whips Fujita hard into the corner! Tag to Sho, and the House boys dig their boots in. The ref counts, they let off, and Kanemaru sits Fujita up. Kanemaru and Sho go side to side, to then DOUBLE BOOT! Sho drags Fujita to a cover, TWO! Fans rally but Sho taunts Eagles. Sho stomps Fujita, drags Fujita up, but Fujita throws body shots.

Sho bumps Fujita off buckles, digs his boot in, but the ref backs him off. Kanemaru tags in, and he drags Fujita out of the ring to scoop and SLAM to the floor! Sho taunts Eagles while Fujita writhes, and the ref has to keep Eagles back. Kanemaru puts Fujita in, Sho DECKS Eagles, and then Kanemaru whips Fujita to back drop him! Then Kanemaru turns Fujita over with the BOSTON CRAB! Fujita endures and fans rally while Sho keeps Eagles out. Fujita fights up, powers his way forward, but Kanemaru sits even deeper! Fujita still fights to the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets off while the fans cheer, and Kanemaru stomps Fujita around.

Kanemaru drags Fujita up, bumps him off Sho’s boot, then tags Sho in. Fujita fires back with forearms and elbows! But he gets mugged, and they even claw his face! Sho stomps Fujita down, digs his boot in, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Sho taunts Eagles and Fujita, the fans boo, but Sho just taunts them. Sho scuffs Fujita, eggs him on, but Fujita stands up. Fujita swings, misses, and Sho eggs him on more. Fujita swings but misses more, and Sho stomps him down! Sho whips but Fujita reverses to CHOP! Fans fire up while Sho is stinging! Sho claws the eyes again! Sho runs, but Fujita WHEEL KICKS! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Sho and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Eagles! Eagles RANAS Sho down, then BLASTS Kanemaru! DROPKICK for Sho and the fans fire up with Eagles! Sho rises, and Eagles KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Eagles has the fans rally up, then runs, but into a cheap shot from Kanemaru! Kanemaru stands Eagles up, but Eagles BOOTS Sho, then dodges to send Sho into Kanemaru! Eagles dropkicks Sho’s leg out to BASEMENT DROPKICK LARIAT COMBO! The House boys bail out and Eagles builds speed. Eagles DIVES and the somersault tope hits the House boys down! Young Lions are there to stop Eagles from falling into the front row’s laps!

Fans fire up with Eagles and he drags Sho into the ring. Eagles then runs, LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Sho hangs tough but Eagles keeps cool. Fans join in on “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!” Eagles whips but Sho blocks to ROCK Eagles! So Eagles BASEMENT 619s the legs! And springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK Sho’s legs out! Eagles steps through, but Sho kicks him away. Sho hobbles up, but Eagles spins him, hooks him up, but Sho CHOKES Eagles with Eagles’ own bandana to stop the backpack! Eagles knees Sho in return, then KICKS him down! Fans fire up as Eagles steps through, but now Sho boots Eagles into the ref!

The ref goes down, and Sho sneaks up to LOW- NO, Eagles blocks the underhanded uppercut! Eagles ROUNDHOUSES Sho, SUPERKICKS him, then ENZIGURIS! Sho goes down, Eagles fires up and has the legs! RON MILLER SPECIAL! Fujita intercepts Kanemaru with a KIMURA! SHO TAPS, but there’s no ref to count it!! TMDK would’ve won by now! Wait, here comes the rest of the House! Yujiro, Evil and Dick beat down TMDK’s Sweet Boys! Fans boo as Yujiro kicks Fujita out of the ring. Evil stands Eagles up, he and Dick double whip, and then Dick runs in to back elbow! Yujiro BOOTS and Evil clotheslines!

Evil and Yujiro then set Eagles up for Dick’s DICK CHOP!! Eagles sputters and Sho laughs as he gets his Murder Tool! But Fujita is back, and he DECKS Sho! And DOUBLE SHOTGUNS Evil & Yujiro! Fans fire up as Fujita builds speed! Fujita FLIES! Yikes, a bit scary there, but Fujita still takes Evil & Yujiro down and stands back up! Fans fire up as Fujita then hurries into the ring to BLAST Dick! But Kanemaru kicks Fujita! Kanemaru whips, Fujita reverses but Kanemaru holds ropes. Kanemaru DUMPS Fujita out, and then grabs his whiskey! Kanemaru aims while Sho distracts the ref. Eagles dodges the bottle!

Eagles BOOST, KICKS, and ASAI- NO, Sho slips free! Sho waistlocks but Eagles uses that to hook him up! But then Sho grabs at the ref to stop the backpack! Kanemaru runs up, but Eagles drops, WHISKEY MIST hits Sho!! Eagles ENZIGURIS Kanemaru, Fujita drags him out! Eagles schoolboy bridges Sho, TMDK WINS!!!

Winners: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sho & Kanemaru earn 0)

Justice is served! The Mighty Don’t Kneel, and they don’t get cheated, either! Will Eagles & Fujita soon be aiming for the top of the tournament? Will the House boys still find a way to turn up the heat for the Fall?

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Bushi & Titan!

Kushida & Kevin Knight have been flying high and they don’t look to be stopping yet! Will the flight path to the finals still be on schedule? Or can the Black Mask & El Inmortal make things tranquilo?

The teams sort out and after LIJ fist bumps, Titan starts against Knight The fans rally up as Knight and Titan circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Knight trips Titan. Things speed up, Titan hurdles and Knight leaps over. Knight whips Titan to a corner, Titan goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans cheer but then Knight hurdles Titan. Titan BOOTS Knight, leaps, but into a BACKBREAKER! Knight shouts, “Tsuyoi!” Fans cheer and Knight wrenches Titan. Tag to Kushida, and handoff for an ELBOW HOTSHOT! Kushida storms in, wrenches Titan’s arm, and CLUBS the arm. Kushida then traps the arm to drop a knee on the elbow!

Kushida drags Titan up, wrenches an arm and hands it off to Knight, but then Bushi runs in! Kushida kicks him first, wrenches the arm, and adds that to it! Knight DOUBLE ELBOW BREAKERS! Fans cheer while LIJ both writhe. Kushida stomps Bushi, drags Titan up, and CHOPS Titan! Kushida runs but into a SOBAT, dropkick to the leg, and a SUPERKICK! Bushi BLASTS Knight, then Titan KICKS Kushida! Titan stands on Kushida at the ropes, the ref counts, but Titan grabs an arm! The ref counts again, Titan lets off, and he puts Kushida in a corner. Titan snapmares Kushida to then run and BASEMENT BOOT!

Tag to Bushi and he stomps Kushida. Bushi clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Kushida down. Fans rally, Kushida fights up, and Kushida throws elbows. Bushi knees low, snapmares and headscissors! Kushida flails, reaches out, and he rolls to the ROPEBREAK! Bushi lets go to bring Kushida up and turn, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Kushida is hanging tough but Bushi drags him up. Bushi wrenches, Titan tags in, and Titan goes up. Titan DOUBLE STOMPS Kushida’s arm! Kushida writhes but Titan KICKS him in the leg! Knight storms up but Titan ROCKS him! Bushi stomps Kushida, Titan fires off on Knight in the corner!

Titan kicks Knight out of the ring, then he and Bushi double whip Kushida corner to corner. Titan runs in but Kushida dodges! Bushi kicks and kicks but Kushida reverses to send Bushi into Titan! Fans fire up as all three are down! Kushida crawls his way over, hot tag to Knight! Knight springboards to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Direct hits and Knight fires off hands on Titan! Knight whips, scoops and SLAMS Titan! Then Knight scoops and SLAMS Bushi! Knight scoops and SLAMS Titan on Bushi! Then Knight SPLASHES them both! Fans rally and Knight stalks Titan. Knight brings Titan up and whips, but Titan reverses to TORNADO-

NO, Knight blocks the DDT, to pop Titan up for a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Knight keeps cool as he tells Titan, “Vamos, amigo! Vamos! <Let’s go, buddy! Let’s go!>” Knight runs in, SATELLITE- NO, Titan denies that DDT, then goes Matrix to dodge the lariat! CALF KICK and Knight ends up in a corner! Fans fire up with Titan, he runs in but Knight puts him up top! Knight CHOPS, then jumps up, but Titan slips under! Bushi shoves Knight down while Titan BLASTS Kushida! Titan tags Bushi, and then KICKS Knight in the side! LIJ double whip, to DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER Knight!

LIJ then gets Knight back up, they hang him out to dry, and they each take a corner! MISSILE DROPKICK SANDWICH! Fans fire up and Bushi BLASTS Kushida for good measure. Titan fires up, runs corner to corner, LOCO LARIAT! Bushi runs in, but Knight stops the Code Breaker! Knight ROCKS Bushi, but Titan still springboards in. Knight dodges, comes in and he LEAPS over the double lariats to DOUBLE PELE! Fans fire up and Knight hot tags Kushida! Kushida AX HANDLES Bushi! And LARIATS! And then whips, to hip toss, cartwheel and basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Kushida stands Bushi up.

Knight returns, Kushida Electric Chair Lifts. But Titan kicks Kushida to save Bushi. Knight CLUBS Titan, Titan CLUBS Kushida, Bushi goes after Knight. but Knight and Kushida turn that around. The Jet Setters double whip, LIJ reverses but Jet Setters dosido! DOUBLE SPLASH in the corners! And then JET IN MOTION on Titan! They hoist Titan up, UPPER ROOM RANA! Fans fire up but Bushi kicks Kushida. Bushi CLUBS Kushida, but Kushida waistlocks! Knight runs in, Bushi fights back! Bushi sends Knight to the ropes, but Kushida gives him the BOOST! The crossbody takes Bushi down, Kushida PENALTY KICKS the arm!

Kushida waits as Bushi stands, HOVER- NO, Bushi fights off the armlock! Bushi fires forearms but Kushida KICKS and KICKS the arm! Kushida whips, Bushi reverses, Kushida handsprings, into BACKSTABBER! Fans are thunderous as Titan is back and he swings on Knight! Knight throws Titan by his mask but Titan kips up to PELE! And then Titan DIVES! Direct hit and Knight goes down! Bushi has Kushida now, CODE BREAKER! Titan springboards, ANGEL INMORTAL!! Bushi covers, LIJ WINS!

Winners: Bushi & Titan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Intergalactic Jet Setters earn 0)

LIJ just beat the team that beat the current champions! Do Bushi & Titan still have a chance at going to the finals? Can Kushida & Knight still course correct before the end?

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

The Way of the Grandmaster & The Rogue Luchador have won the last two times they were in the main event, because somehow, they’re working as a team! But now they’re up against THE IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships! Can #DespeWato get the hattrick? Or will they just get hit with a Full Clip?

Par for the course, Desperado does not want to war the team shirt Wato made for him. Wato sighs and sets the shirt in the corner in case Desperado changes his mind. The teams sort out and Wato starts against Drilla. They circle and the fans rally up. The tie up, Wato wrenches and wrenches and CLUBS the arm. Wato wrenches again, hammerlocks, then headlocks. Wato wrenches again but Drilla wrenches to ROCK Wato! Drilla TOSSES Wato out, goes out after him and CHOPS him! And BOOT him! Wato falls over, and Drilla stomps him right in front of the front row! Connors goes after Desperado, then Drilla CHOPS Desperado!

Connors ROCKS Wato, keeps after him as he goes into the crowd, but Wato CHOPS back! Drilla throws Desperado into the ring, and he goes after the mask! Red Shoes reprimands Drilla but Wato DECKS Connors! Drilla lets off the mask but Wato goes after him! Wato CLUBS Drilla, whips him to the corner, but Drilla reverses. Drilla runs in, but into BOOTS! Wato BULLDOGS Drilla down! Fans fire up and Wato KICKS Drilla! And KICKS! And KICKS! Drilla stands but into more KICKS! Connors sneaks a tag, Drilla reverses the whip, and Drilla hurdles, drops, and Connors POUNCES while Drilla BLASTS Desperado!

Connors stomps Wato, drags him up, and snap suplexes! Connors pushes Wato to a cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Connors is annoyed. Connors drags Wato up to CHOP him down! Connors taunts the fans, stands Wato up, and CHOPS him back down! Fans still rally for Wato but Connors mocks them now. Cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Connors drags Wato back up. Connors bumps Wato off Drilla’s boot, then Connors sucker punches Desperado! Desperado hits back, those two brawl, and Connors CLUBS Desperado down! Red Shoes reprimands but Connors goes back to Wato. Tag to Drilla, and Drilla brings Wato around.

Wato breaks free and CHOPS! But Drilla CHOPS Wato down! Drilla eggs Wato on while giving him kicks. Wato snarls, Drilla pushes him around, but Wato CHOPS! And CHOPS! Drilla CHOPS Wato down again! Desperado coaches Wato but Drilla stomps Wato around. Drilla stands on Wato’s fingers, but Wato grits his teeth. Drilla drags Wato up to CHOP again! Wato stays up this time, and he CHOPS! Drilla CHOPS! Drilla eggs Wato on, fans rally up, and Wato KICKS! Drilla CHOPS! Wato KICKS! Drilla CHOPS! Wato KICKS! CHOP! KICK! Drilla wobbles, but he still CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS!

Drilla ripcords but Wato breaks free to KICK Drilla down! Fans fire up while both men crawl, hot tags to Connors and Desperado! Desperado swings, Connors dodges! Connors swings, Desperado dodges! Connors blocks a kick, Desperado dodges the haymaker to whip, but Connors reverses. Desperado ducks ‘n’ dodges and SPEARS! Then Desperado hoists Connors up, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Desperado and he stands Connors up. Desperado gut wrenches but Connors fights the lift! Connors fireman’s carries, but Desperado fights that to knee low! Connors UPPERCUTS! Desperado RAMS into Connors!

Connors blocks the takedown to KNEE Desperado, then runs to SPEAR Desperado down! Fans fire up while both men are down. Connors crawls to the cover, TWO! Fans rally as Desperado is still in this, but Connors snarls. Connors sits Desperado up, to RIP at the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, the fans boo, and Connors lets go. Desperado’s hair is coming out the front of his mask now! Connors stands Desperado up, taunts him, but Desperado fires a forearm. Connors eggs Desperado on so Desperado CHOPS! Connors wags his finger, but Desperado fires more shots! Fans fire up, but then Connors UPPERCUTS Desperado!

Desperado sits up, and he flips Connors off! Fans fire up and Connors grins, as he BENDS the finger! Desperado HEADBUTTS back! Connors falls, Desperado staggers about, but Desperado calls to Wato! Tag and fans fire up! #DespeWato gets Connors up, they double whip, but Connors holds ropes! Connors TOSSES Desperado out, then puts Wato on the apron! But Wato GAMANGIRIS back! Wato springboards to FLYING UPPER- NO, Connors dodges, and Drilla SUPERKICKS! Connors UPPERCUTS, Drilla ENZIGURIS! They lock ‘n’ load, DOUBLE GORE!! Cover, DESPERADO BREAKS IT!

Fans fire up but Drilla stomps away on Desperado! Drilla drags Desperado to TOSS him back out. Drilla stomps Desperado more, and Connors brings Wato up. Tag to Drilla, Drilla brings Wato up and Connors climbs. Fans rally and Desperado trips Connors! Connors lands on his wild rhino while Wato slips out to waistlock Drilla! Drilla fights the German, switches, roll-up and roll through, DRILLA- NO, Wato arm-drags free! Drilla ENZIGURIS Wato, then ducks Wato’s kick to SPINEBUSTER and DOUBLE STOMP! Both men are down but fans rally up for Wato. Wato and Drilla stir, go for their corners, hot tags to Desperado and Connors!

Desperado and Connors stagger in, and Connors throws a forearm! Desperado ROCKS Connors back! Connors ROCKS Desperado again, but Desperado ROCKS Connors again! They go back and forth, and fans rally up! Desperado ROCKS Connors and Connors staggers back. Connors shakes the ropes, and he ROCKS Desperado again! Desperado comes back to ROCK and ROCK and ROCK! But Connors wrenches to UPPERCUT! Connors whips, but Desperado reverses and RAMS him! Desperado reels Connors in but Connors fights the suplex! Connors wrenches and ROCKS Desperado again!

Connors whips, Desperado reverses and SPINEBUSTERS! Flip and BRAINBUSTER! Cover, ONE?!? Connors roars and fans fire up again! Desperado seethes but he nods at Connors. Desperado drags Connors up, winds up, and ROCKS him with a right! Red Shoes warns about closed fists but Desperado throws more shots! Then he fires forearm after forearm! Connors CHOPS, UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, UPPERCUTS and HAYMAKERS! Desperado ROCKS Connors! Desperado eggs Connors on but Connors flips Desperado off. Desperado BENDS the finger! Desperado whips, Connors reverses and POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up as Desperado hangs tough. Connors seethes, he drags Desperado up and reels him in, but Desperado fights the suplex! Connors CLUBS away on Desperado, suplexes again, but Desperado wrenches, trips, cradle, then STRETCH MUFFLER! Fans fire up as Desperado gets an arm, NUMERO DOS! ELEVATED NUMERO DOS! But Drilla drags Red Shoes out before Connors TAPS! Desperado is furious, but he runs into a CHAIR SHOT! Drilla throws that chair to Connors and grabs another for himself. Fans boo as Connors wants more! Drilla fetches a few more, and Connors storms up on Desperado.

Connors RIPS at the mask more and more! It’s almost completely gone at this point! We can see pretty much all of Desperado’s real face! Connors puts Desperado’s face on one chair, and gets the other! Fans rally for Wato but where is he? Connors SMASHES Desperado with the chair!! Drilla gets Red Shoes in, Connors covers, and Red Shoes counts. TWO?!?!? Desperado lives!! Fans are thunderous as Desperado roars, but Drilla GORES him down!! Drilla grabs the title belts and Connors takes one. They aim, but Wato SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUTS Connors! And DROPKICKS Drilla! And then Wato FLIES to take Drilla down!!

Desperado gives a THUMBS UP! He actually compliments Wato! Desperado fires up, and he drags Connors over to one of the belts! Underhooks and PINCHE- NO, Connors fights out to UPPERCUT! LOCO MONO!!! And then, GOLDEN PINCHE LOCO!!! Connors gets smashed on his belt! Desperado calls to Red Shoes, covers, DESPEWATO WINS!!!

Winners: Master Wato & El Desperado, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Connors & Moloney earn 0)

Incredible! Not only do the champions fall again, but Desperado worked together with Wato! And he wears the shirt, as a spare mask! Good enough for Wato! Will Connors & Drilla owe more golden tickets after this? Will they lock and load to still take the tournament trophies?

As for Desperado, he gets the mic to say, “Someone needs to translate this to our opponents. Thank you. All that stuff you tried, I was doing that with Suzuki long ago. Eating all that was damn tough, but it was fun as hell. That’s that. Hey, Junior Tag Champions, you wanna bring that? I’ll always be your opponents. Someone will translate that for you.” Fans cheer as Connors & Drilla finally make their exit. Desperado then says, “I think I’m gonna puke so I wanna get outta here. But I’ll say this. I think this here, on the mic, is as important as what happens bell to bell. I know it’s your character to be a pain in the ass, but today… You helped me out.”

Fans applaud that, and Desperado says Wato nods and agrees, but his actions don’t live up to it. “That’s why I still hate you.” But he’ll still say, “Thank you.” Fans cheer that, too! Desperado even offers a handshake! Wato takes it, fans cheer even more, and then Desperado says his head hurts so he’ll take off. Wato can finish this. Wato takes the mic as Desperado hobbles off, and Wato tells “Despe-san, thank you for your continued support. Together, let’s climb this Junior Tag League. From here on out, as a team, we will take this Super Junior Tag League!” Fans cheer and Wato takes a bow, but will he and Desperado use teamwork to make the dream work?

Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!

Master Wato & El Desperado: 4-1, 8 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 3-2, 6 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 3-2, 6 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 3-2, 6 points
Catch 2/2: 3-2, 6 points
Yoh & Musashi: 2-3, 4 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-3, 4 points
Bushi & Titan: 2-3, 4 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 2-3, 4 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-4, 2 points

My Thoughts:

Another great round of the Super Junior Tag League, with some really great moves in who won and who lost. Catch 2/2 gets back up again, even with TJP’s neck still bothering him. Douki & Taka finally getting on the board was great, they really got that match going hot to lead to that. At the same time, I don’t really see Yoh & Musashi getting to the finals so this loss hasn’t really hurt them. TMDK still making it through all the cheating from The House of Torture was great stuff, great win for them, and it helps bring The House of Torture away from the top spot.

A bit of a shame that the Jet Setters aren’t at the top spot anymore but at the same time, LIJ needed to get back up for their own run to survive, so that’s a fine win for LIJ. And of course, an awesome main event with an awesome moment between Wato and Desperado before they beat the champs. I said last round that those guys feel like shoe-ins for the finals, can’t wait to see them finish strong these last four rounds.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Match Results & Ratings: 9.19.2024

Victory Road was damn good, but behind us now. So let’s see how the build for Bound for Glory starts!

Published

8 hours ago

September 19, 2024

Andrew Balaz

Well hot damn, Victory Road was a solid night of action, surprises and an overall enjoyable watch. Even with the major let down segments of SDL and the Knockouts Tag, they were placed right in the middle…so there was energy aplenty for the last four matches. We do get to see where they’re going with Bound For Glory in about 6 weeks.

My fantasy booking has The System, ABC and Hardyz heading towards a championship 3 way dance. DeMALISH is done, so at least Masha is back on the singles circuit. Lets hope she makes short work of Lish and/or Tasha.

Time to see where the early steps take us on the way to Bound for Glory.

.@mashaslamovich LIVES A DREAM teaming with @MATTHARDYBRAND and @JEFFHARDYBRAND TONIGHT on iMPACT!

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— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) September 20, 2024

Ratings:

First Cla$$ (KC Navarro & AJ Francis) vs Sinner & Saint ( Judas Icarus & Travis Williams): First Cla$$ win via Down Payment/Frog Splash combo – ** 1/4
Matt Cardona vs Rhino: Cardona DQ’d – My time wasted
Knockouts Tag Championship: Spitfire (Dani Luna & Jody Threat) (c) vs Kendal Grey & Carlee Bright: Spirefire retains via Pressure Drop – * 1/2
Texas Death Match: JDC vs Mike Santana: Santana wins – ** 3/4
Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & Tasha Steelz w/Alisha Edwards vs Masha Slamovich & The Hardyz: Hardyz win via Twist & Swanton combo – *** 1/4

Results:

Lish talks smack, Masha comes out, Lish says she doesn’t even understand her – AND FINALLY – Masha speaks English. So she runs down Lish, says she’s sick of her but Tasha jumps Masha from behind. Lish grabs Kendra, attacks Masha and we see Tasha and Lish beatdown Masha until Jordynne makes the save for Masha. The System comes out to tip the numbers game, but then The Hardyz come out to save Masha and Jordynne.

Santino’s goofy music hits and I guess we’re heading to the 3×3 since Lish is still injured. Masha Slamabitch and the Hard Boyz will fight Tasha and System boys. Arianna’s music hits before Santino can say something to Jordynne, and she declares Jordynne gets an NXT friend next week to fight Rosemary and Wendy Choo. I just like Santino and Arianna playing together. It’s wholesomely moronic.

First Cla$$ (KC Navarro & AJ Francis) vs Sinner & Saint ( Judas Icarus & Travis Williams)

KC and Travis start off, KC hits some athletic counters, taunts a little and extends the hand but Travis turns it into an Arm Whip, tags in Icarus, they Double Team, AJ blind tags as KC rope runs, Spiderman pose in the ropes, AJ levels Icarus, KC takes out Travis, hits the tandem move The Deposit, into Tennessee Whiskey. KC tags back in, Snapmare into Footstomp and a near fall before AJ tags back in. They go for a tandem move on Icarus in the corner, but Icarus dumps KC to the outside, turns a Suplex into a DDT, and then crawls to Travis for simultaneous tags as Travis is working KC over. KC powders, tries to change sides but Sinner and Saint tandem redirect the dive. Inverted Suplex for a near fall.

AJ comes in, Lawn Darts Icarus into Travis, Down Payment, Frog Splash from KC…and First Cla$$ win!

Matt Cardona vs Rhino

Obviously just a step towards the eventual PCO versus Cardona, prolly at Bound for Glory. So this match is useless and Cardona has no reason to lose.

Cardona tries to pick his spot, but just gets his Foot picked out of mid air, and Rhino throws Cardona around the ring, Lariat, sets up for a Gore…but Cardona powders. Rhino follows and Suplexes Cardona onto the ramp, throws him back in and a Throat Chop from Cardona finally gives him some space. Missile Dropkick for an unnecessary pinfall, and then just grinding the Forearm into Rhino’s face in the corner. 10 Count Punches turned into a Powerbomb from Rhino for 2.

Rhino goes to get a chair, the ref admonishes him, Rhino throws the chair in, Cardona uses it in front of the referee and gets DQ’d. Radio Silence on Rhino after the DQ, Cardona looks to continue the punishment but lights go out and PCO attacks. Chokeslam, goes for the PCO-Sault, but Cardona powders and runs away. PCO goes full Ric Flair, attacks the chair and then PCO-Saults a steel chair.

Well…that’s new.

Knockouts Tag Championship: Spitfire (Dani Luna & Jody Threat) (c) vs Kendal Grey & Carlee Bright

You know how I’ve said these titles are useless right? Now they’re being defended against…no one. Bright Grey? That’s not even a Crayola Crayon color. I think I would enjoy constipation more than this match.

Jody and…Grey?… start and its just slow, headlocky, I guess trying to get across Grey’s amateur background, but it looks terribly…meh. Dani tags in and now my attention is peaked. Powerbomb attempt but Grey tries to slip it into a Cradle, Dani kicks out, catches Grey and Sack of Shit into Kip Up. Tandem Stalling Suplex after the tag, but only 2. Dani gets tagged in, they don’t seem to be taking Grey super seriously, so Grey finally kicks off and gets the tag to Bright. Okay, Cartwheel Knees is unique offense, not the Cheerleader Back Handspirng, I can respect that. Oh nice Standing Moonsault from Bright. Grey tags in, Jody takes a few seconds too long for the “blind tag”, Senton off the ropes to kill the two NXT girls, Pressure Drop, title retained.

Burn these belts and push Dani as a singles.

Texas Death Match: JDC vs Mike Santana

Jade looks like she’s cosplaying Peg Bundy during the intros but…ya know…not complaining. And it sounds like they’re doing the rules correctly with pinfall and then 10 count. So, that’s nice the rules seem to be clear.

JDC tries to attack Santana as he comes in from the crowd, Santana turns it around as expected and starts running JDC from corner to corner, Enzuigiri and multiple Bootwash corner spots. Santana looks for a Cannonball, but JDC powders, so Santana stalks a little, Tope con Hilo connects! Santana finds some chairs as the morons start chanting for tables when it’s 4 minutes in. That chant just screams inbred and stupid anymore.

Santana puts the two chairs back to back and looks to hit the old Eddie Kingston spot on JDC, but JDC fights it off, 10 count punches that JDC counters with the Powerbomb through the back to back chairs. Trash can and kendo stick time for Dango. Dude, Stomp is soo 1999 but its apparently cool in Texas. DOWN AND DIRTY on the trash can from JDC! But he can’t cover since now he’s selling his own pain for dropping on a can. Santana smartly powders and JDC tries to remember how to walk. Santana crawls up to his feet bleeding, but he also found a Barbedwire Bat! Dango tries to grab him, BAT TO FACE! Of course they head to a commercial right as the match gets bloody…sigh.

So we’re back and they’re fighting in the crowd, or no, some staging area about the crowd. Dango is bleeding, Santana is bleeding, Santana counters Dango and hits a Piledriver on the stage for 2! Brawling up some steps, JDC kicks off Santana and connects with a Tornado DDT for 2! Santana rolls over and flops off the stage as he crawls to…somewhere. JDC with the low speed pursuit, he finally charges and gets tossed into some broken barricade makeshift something! Santana slams a production case into Dango a few times, as Dango tries to crawl up a table to get away. Santana walks back up to the stage, and stops himself mid-charge. FINDS A LADDER. Santana gets the ref and someone else to hold it, goes to the top of the ladder…and Splash through JDC on the table.

Takes entirely too long, so while it looks cool its pretty stupid. 1-2-3, the pinfall happens, but lets see if the 10 count holds. 10 count goes through, Santana wins.

Moose attacks afterwards and just beats the tar out of him with a chair.

Lei Ying Lee debuts NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT!

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— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) September 20, 2024

Hendry comes out, Kaz interrupts, Nic Nemeth basically agrees to fight everyone. So Santino makes it shot and succulent, and decides for Hendry and Kaz to have a number 1 contender match next week. Nothing of crazy merit was said during the promo, so I decided to take Santino’s directions and go for short and succulent.

Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & Tasha Steelz w/Alisha Edwards vs Masha Slamovich & The Hardyz

Well right after intros they cut to a commercial, so maybe we won’t get anymore. Tasha and Masha start off, and throw fists fast, things stay close and they trade. Masha gets the advantage after a Drop Toe Hold into the middle rope, kick to the face, running knees and Tasha tags out to Eddie. Masha doesn’t care she wants to fight Eddie but Eddie cheap shots Matt on the apron and Matt tells Masha to tag him in. So Eddie doesn’t look like a completely shitty heel, and the crowd pops for a Hardy.

Matt chokes Eddie along the ropes, Leg Drape attack and tags in my name is Jeff. A little classic Hardy tandem work, Myers just runs in, stack the dorks, Splash version of Poetry in Motion. System gets Lariated out, Tasha tries to attack Matt but Masha eats Tasha. Whips her 3 times into corners and Poetry in Moscow. All of the System is on the outside, so Masha goes to the top, Senton off the top rope and Bowling Balls The System. Ugh…picture in picture is awful…stop with commercials at bad times. I really miss the commercial free YouTube version.

So to no one’s surprise, of course The System take control during the distraction break, Masha is being isolated, Eddie tags in and he’s taking his sweet time for a chop. So again, Eddie doesn’t make contact. Masha drops Tasha, ducks the men, hot tag to Jeff! Jeff lights up Eddie, looks for Whisper in the Wind but Myers pulls Eddie out of the way and Jeff hits nothing. And unlike Jinder, Eddie didn’t bump to a breeze. Eddie tags out to Myers, Russian Leg Sweep and Front Face Lock is keeping Jeff down. Jeff fights back up, but Myers clocks him. Myers tags in Tasha, and Tasha goes with the Knife Edge Chops on Jeff, mocks the Jeff dance, then twerks in his face before tagging Eddie back in.

Myers attacks Matt off the apron and even Masha, but Jeff starts to fight back, goes for the Whisper again, and this time connects on both! Jeff tags in Matt, so he starts working through the System boys. Neckbreaker into the Delete Headsmashes for both members of the System. Side Effect on Myers for only two. Matt calls for the Twist, the crowd responds well, but the Twist is countered, Lish grabs Matt’s foot but the referee sees it. EJECTION! Poor Tami-Lynn, she doesn’t wanna go, Hardys and Masha laugh and sing the Hey Hey Hey song, Lish says no so the ABC walk down and pick her up and carry her out. Twist of Fates for everyone, Swanton Bomb from Jeff, Hardyz and Masha win!

Overall Score: 6/10

Serviceable in regards to setting up most of the threads for Bound for Glory. The actual wrestling could’ve been a lot better, but for a starting point, it could’ve been worse. Xia Li getting her new name revealed, which I like. Some kind of Thunder reference, mixed in with the fact her vignettes give Mortal Kombat vibes, its very cool. The Knockouts Tags definitely feel like useless metal, Santana and JDC was probably better to experience in person, because the commercial break broke the momentum…and Gods damn was that finish sooo slow. At least the Texas Death Match rules were correct.

Crowd was also hot for the Hardyz, so the combination of “evil Russian” dropping the accent and proving to be a Hardy fangirl and get the Hardyz babyface rub sets up Masha nicely. She should be the next face of the Knockouts Division.

Next week we’ll hopefully get a touch more clarity or reasons for multi-person shmoz matches. But reasons are reasons, and this moved in logical enough directions.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (9/19/24)

Is Dark Order good enough?

Published

11 hours ago

September 19, 2024

Steven Mitchell

Team Texas meets Dark Order on the Proving Ground!

Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara need challengers for the ROH World Tag Team Championships, so Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds are put to the test! Will they last the necessary ten minutes?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

ROH Women’s World TV Championship Proving Grounds: Red Velvet VS Allysin Kay; Velvet wins and denies Allysin a title opportunity.
The Gates of Agony VS Dante Leon & Trip Jordy; The Gates of Agony win.
Preston Vance VS Brandon Cutler; Vance wins.
John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS KM; Silver wins.
Rachael Ellering VS Maggie Lee; Rachael wins.
The Infantry w/ Trish Adora VS Spanish Announce Project; The Infantry wins.
Anthony Ogogo w/ Shane Taylor VS Kit Sackett; Ogogo wins.
Brian Cage VS Deonn Rusman; Cage wins.
ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver; Dustin & Sammy win and deny The Dark Order a title opportunity.

PLAY BY PLAY

ROH Women’s World TV Championship Proving Grounds: Red Velvet VS Allysin Kay!

The Chef is cooking, and she even whipped up a new look for the belt! Will Velvet have the whole women’s division seeing red? Or will AK say pinkies out as she eats up this dish?

The Code of Honor is upheld with a pinkie swear, and the two circle. They tie up and Allysin shoves Velvet down. Velvet gets up, dodges Allysin, and wags a finger. Allysin runs up again, Velvet slides under, then she ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up and Velvet fires off body shots in the corner! Velvet lets off, but then comes back to stomp high and low. Velvet lets off to dig her boot in! The fans cheer as Velvet does the splits and stirs it up. Velvet lets off as the ref counts, then she comes back to fire forearms. Velvet runs, wheelbarrows, but Allysin says no to the bulldog, WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Cover, TWO!

Allysin drags Velvet up to TOSS her to a corner, then CHOPS her! The fans fire up, Allysin CHOPS again. Allysin bumps Velvet off buckles, Velvet hits back, but Allysin fires her own body shots. Then a fireman’s carry to a SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Allysin drags Velvet up, Velvet fires body shots of her own again! Velvet runs, but Allysin catches the crossbody! FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Allysin drags her back up. Velvet fires more body shots, Allysin shoves her away, but Velvet runs up. Allysin sidesteps and runs, Velvet CALF KICKS, but Allysin deflects it! Then she gets an ANKLE LOCK!

Velvet endures as Allysin twists the foot. The fans rally, Velvet reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Allysin lets go at 4, then storms back up. Allysin snapmares Velvet, and clamps on with a straitjacket stretch! Velvet endures, even as Allysin digs a knee into her back. The fans rally up, Velvet fights up, and Velvet arm-drags free! Velvet runs up, to tilt-o-whirl and IRON OCTOPUS! Allysin endures, the fans rally, and Allysin powers right into a gut wrench! But Velvet clicks her heels, slips free, and hits a STUNNER! Velvet runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Allysin grows frustrated.

Allysin drags Velvet up and in, Canadian Rack into the Gory Especial, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO, and both women stand! Velvet LARIATS, but Allysin stays up! Velvet runs again, and she LARIATS again, but Allysin wags her finger. Velvet tries again, ducks Allysin’s lariat and LEAPING LARIATS! Then she CALF KICKS! Allysin falls, Velvet roars and the fans fire up! Velvet runs, wheelbarrows, and STUNNERS! Allysin falls back, Velvet goes after her at the ropes. The fans rally, Velvet pumps up and runs, to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet YANKS Allysin off ropes, rolls with her, and dragon sleepers! JUST DESSERTS! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall (denies Allysin Kay a title match)

A solid win from The Chef, and she tells Diamante that she has the blood of a fighter! Eat, sleep, breathe, wrestling! Will everyone be served up some hot, fresh L’s in Red Velvet’s kitchen?

The Dark Order speak.

Dustin Rhodes wants more championships, and it makes Evil Uno sick! Alex Reynolds says that greed will lead to Dustin’s downfall. The funny thing about this Proving Ground is that The Dark Order has nothing to prove. Dustin & Sammy have to show they can beat The Dark Order in 10 minutes. All Dark Order has to do is beat the clock, and then unlike Dustin & Sammy, the Dark Order will earn a title opportunity. Dark Order is ROH, and they vow to get both revenge, and those ROH World Tag Team Championships. Will Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds show the world #DarkOrderisGood enough?

The Outrunners speak.

Truth Magnum tells The Iron Savages, “You wanna attack The Outrunners from behind?” Turbo Floyd & Erica Leigh shake their heads. But they don’t call him The Truth for nothing! And the truth is, if you’ve got beef, here are two Grade A master chefs, and they’re running hot! Keep your “savage sauce,” because you’re looking two young men absolutely jacked to the gills on “best-tosterone!” Turbo says the Savages have a few things he can respect: their muscles; their tans; their glitz; but they ain’t got no glamour! That’s what The Outrunners have! And in ROH, if you want it, let him tell you: Any time, any place!

Because if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothing yet! Erica barks, but will Truth & Turbo find they’re barking up the wrong tree?

The Premier Athletes speak.

Mark Sterling says, “Whoa, whoa, hold on. Do you recognize this man? Of course you do. Because over a million of you saw him do the most impressive wrestling move you’ve ever seen in your life. But did you just see the move and scroll past it? Or did you actually think about who was the man that did the move? I’ll tell you who that man is. This is Josh Woods, National Champion, 108 collegiate wins, four-time All American! And there’s more where that came from.” Woods says he can do that to anybody. Anytime, anywhere. Then when and where will we see the Technical Beast do that for some gold?

The Infantry w/ Trish Adora VS Spanish Announce Project!

While Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have made amends with The Outrunners, they’re still aiming at the ROH World Tag Team Championships. But that just means they’re one of many, because the reinvigorated Angelico Y Serpentico want their shot! Who rises up the ranks with a win while the other falls in Sioux Falls?

The teams sort out and #BadNews&Tattoos starts against the South African Stud. They shake hands for the Code of Honor, and Bravo gets an “OORAH!” going. Bravo and Angelico circle, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Angelico wrenches, wristlocks, but Bravo reaches down, slips around, and he wristlocks back. Bravo says they’re really wrestling and the fans have a laugh. Bravo keeps on the wrist, but spins, opens the hold, then steps over for a modified cording hold! Then Angelico wrenches the other wrist, but Bravo rolls, handsprings, pops ‘n’ locks and he gets Angelico with that vibe! Then Bravo reels Angelico in for a headlock!

The fans cheer, but Angelico powers up and out. Angelico drops, then hip tosses, but Bravo spins through it to arm-drag! The fans cheer again, Bravo eggs Angelico on, ducks the haymaker, but Angelico ducks the backhand. Bravo ducks the roundhouse, jumps the sweep, and dropkicks cancel out! Angelico spins to his feet while Bravo kips up, and both men Bernie Lean and walk it out! The fans cheer, and the two tag to The Captain and #SNAKEMAN. The fans “OORAH!” with Bravo again, and Dean shakes hands with Serpentico. They tie up, Dean headlocks, but Serpentico powers out. Dean runs Serpentico over!

The fans rally as Bran says Dean is so strong. Things speed up, Dean hurdles but Serpentico ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up but Dean is on his feet. Dean runs up, but into BOOTS! Dean tries again but Serpentico RANAS! But then Dean arm-drags! And arm-drags again! And DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Dean brings Serpentico up. Dean wrenches Serpentico, tags Bravo, and The Infantry double whip. DOUBLE HIP TOSS! A rough landing for Serpentico, but Infantry DOUBLE FIST DROP! Angelico storms in, Dean blocks a kick, hands it to Bravo, then ENZIGIRIS Bravo slips around to hit a NECKBREAKER!

The fans fire up while Angelico bails out. Serpentico slowly rises, Bravo brings him up, but Serpentico headlocks. Bravo powers out but Angelico tags in. Serpentico ducks Bravo and Angelico scoops to BACKBREAKER! Angelico stands Bravo up, Serpentico runs in, NECKBREAKER DROP BACKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Bravo stays in this but Angelico stays on him with a cording hold. Bravo endures, the fans rally up, and Bravo fights up, only for Angelico to knee low! Tag to Serpentico, SAP double whip, then they both drop. Bravo is very surprised by that but clears them both. Angelico hip tosses Bravo, then SAP ZENMAI! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Bravo stays in this. Serpentico drags Bravo up, tags Angelico back in, and SAP mugs Bravo. Angelico stomps Bravo while Adora rallies the fans with “Let’s Go, Bravo, Let’s Go!” Bravo CHOPS Angelico, Angelico KNEES low! Angelico JABS Bravo, wrenches and lifts, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps Bravo down by bending his arm against a knee. Bravo endures, the fans rally, but Angelico top wristlocks. Bravo fights up, fires body shots, but Angelico ROCKS him! Angelico stalks Bravo to ropes, brings him up, and then wrenches. Angelico back suplexes, but Bravo lands out! Bravo reaches out, but Angelico keeps him back!

The fans rally, and Bravo BACKHANDS Angelico away! Hot tags to Dean and Serpentico! The fans fire up as Dean rallies on SAP with LARIAT after LARIAT! Then he floats on Angelico to DDT! Kip up, and he gets Serpentico, spin and “SONIC BOOM~” LARIAT! The fans fire up while Serpentico goes to a corner, and Dean says, “OORAH!” The fans echo “OORAH!” and Dean ELBOWS Serpentico! Bravo tags in then follows Dean as he takes Serpentico side to side. Buckle bump and a BOOT, then Dean goes back to a corner. Bravo bumps Serpentico off buckles again, and Dean runs in to LEAPING LARIAT!

The fans fire up while Dean lands safe on the apron, and Bravo scoops Serpentico to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico survives and Bravo is stunned! Dean calls for Boot Camp and he tags in. Dean hooks Serpentico up, Bravo runs, but Angelico trips him! Angelico drags Bravo out to UPPERCUT, and Serpentico snapmares Dean. Serpentico mule kicks, ROCKS and SUPERKICKS! Angelico steps in to clinch and FLATLINER! Serpentico goes up, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Dean survives and SAP is shocked! The fans rally up but SAP drags Dean up. SAP coordinate, Angelico runs, but Bravo trips Angelico up!

Bravo drags Angelico out now, and ROLLING ELBOW! Serpentico ROCKS Dean, runs, but Bravo returns! Infantry dodges Serpentico to fire off the Captain & Bucky combo! Then DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS! The fans fire up with The Infantry, and they hook Serpentico up again. Time for BOOT CAMP!! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

SAP put up a fight, but The Infantry are marching up towards the top of the rankings! Bravo says never fear, the Infantry is here! But will they be armed and ready for a title shot in the near future? And perhaps best of all, The Infantry offer the Code of Honor, and SAP takes it!

Shane Taylor Promotions speaks.

Anthony Ogogo says it is so good to be Anthony Ogogo! The skull-crackin’, jaw-jackin’ Gov’nah is back in ROH! Shane Taylor himself says it’s great to have him back. Ogogo says he was in Paris for the Olympics, watching the very best athletes win gold. But brother, it got Ogogo thinking. It’s time for him to win gold in ROH! Shane likes that, too. Shane says a wise man once said, “First you get the money, then you get the power.” Around here, winning gold is both! And STP is gonna start taking every championship ROH has to offer. AEW is where the best wrestler, but ROH is where the baddest rumble! Will Ogogo and Big Bad Shaney T. soon join Lee Moriarty as champions of ROH?

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara VS Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver!

Dustin is a double champion here in ROH, and that’s all the reason The Dark Order needed to despise him! But will they be able to bring down The Natural & The Spanish God? Or will Team Texas be riding high in South Dakota?

The Code of Honor is tentatively upheld, but Reynolds does go and push Sammy. The teams sort out and Sammy starts against Reynolds. The fans rally as the two circle, but then Reynolds bails out. Sammy is annoyed, the fans boo, but Reynolds reminds us, the Dark Order doesn’t even need to beat the champs, just last the ten minutes. Silver and Reynolds high-five, the fans rally for Sammy, and he waits on Reynolds. Reynolds takes his time returning, and then Reynolds tags Uno. And Uno tells Sammy, “I want this guy!” He points at Dustin, Sammy points at Dustin, and the fans fire up as Sammy tags Dustin!

Dustin and Uno circle, they approach, but then Uno bails out to troll Dustin. Uno does a sarcastic victory lap, but Dustin cuts him off. Uno says whoa, hold on, only to turn around and see Sammy! The fans cheer but Uno runs away into the ring! Team Texas grabs at him, knocks him down, and then Uno gets up into an UPPERCUT! Sammy hooks Uno up, Dustin joins in, DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Sammy kips up, Reynolds runs in, but into a DROPKICK! Sammy kips real smooth, and then he tells Dustin to dive! The fans fire up, Dustin fires up, and while Dark Order regroups, Team Texas builds speed!

But then Dark Order scurries away, Sammy & Dustin put on the brakes, and the fans boo. Sammy spins and poses, so Dustin busts out the spinarooni! Dustin poses, too, and the fans fire up! The Dark Order gets mad, but turnabout is fair play. The Dark Order decides to just bail, but Dustin chases them down! Dustin SMACKS Uno, ROCKS Reynolds, then gets Silver to back off. Dustin UPPERCUTS Uno, SMACKS him off the apron, then stalks him around the way. Dustin puts Uno in the ring, but Reynolds storms up. Dustin counter punches! Uno distracts the ref, allowing Silver to POST Dustin! The fans boo and Silver protests, but Reynolds throws hands on Dustin.

Reynolds puts Dustin in, Uno bumps him off buckles, and he stomps a mudhole. Tag to Reynolds, the Dark Order mugs Dustin, and Reynolds snapmares Dustin. Reynolds steps on Dustin, then uses the ropes to IMPLODER ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Reynolds keeps Dustin from Sammy, bumps him off buckles, and tags Uno. The fans rally, Uno CHOPS Dustin, then he soaks up the heat. Uno goes back to Dustin, but Dustin UPPERCUTS! Reynolds grabs Dustin but Dustin ROCKS him! Dustin fires more shots on Uno, but Reynolds barks at Dustin. So Dustin DECKS Reynolds! But he turns around into a kick from Uno!

Uno runs, but he runs into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down! Uno crawls to his corner, but there’s no Reynolds! Dustin crawls, but Silver distracts the ref from the hot tag! The ref stops Sammy, not knowing what happened, and then Uno BOOTS Sammy! Uno SPLASHES Dustin, bumps him off buckles, and Reynolds goes up. Uno sets Dustin up for a FLYING DOUBLE STOMP! Reynolds then DIVES onto Sammy! Uno hits a PILEDRIVER on Dustin! Cover, TWO!! Dustin survives and Uno is shocked! Another cover, TWO! Uno grows frustrated but we’re five minutes in, time is still on their side.

Uno calls to Reynolds, brings Dustin over, and tags Reynolds in. The Dark Order mugs Dustin, but Dustin fights back with big hands! But then Dark Order pushes Dustin back! Dustin dodges Uno, dodges Reynolds, and the ref sees this hot tag! Sammy goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY The Dark Order down! The fans fire up, Sammy CLOBBERS Uno, then keeps moving to duck ‘n’ dodge Reynolds so he can CLOBBER him, too! The fans fire up as Sammy kips up, and Sammy RAMS in to Reynolds! Sammy goes to the apron to ENZIGIRI Reynolds, and he SUPERKICKS Uno! Reynolds then springboards in, but Reynolds gets under!

Reynolds runs up, into a CUTTER! Dustin runs in to add a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, Uno breaks it! Dustin storms up, Uno shouts “STOP~!” Then he ROCKS Dustin with a right hand! But Sammy JUMP KNEES Uno! Uno tumbles out, Sammy goes for Reynolds, but Silver drags him out! The fans boo as Dark Order regroups again. Sammy says that’s fine, and he builds speed, to FLY! Down goes The Dark Order! Sammy puts Reynolds in for Dustin to hop on, DESTROYER! Dustin brings Reynolds up, Sammy climbs, and we get a FINAL RECKONING, into the SWANTON BOMB! Cover, Team Texas wins!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (denies The Dark Order a title match)

Uno & Reynolds played not to win but to not lose, and that only backfired every step of the way! But wait! THE CAGE OF AGONY ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Brian Cage fireman’s carries Sammy, for an F5!! The Gates mug Dustin, The Dark Order cheers while the fans boo! Kaun & Liona hold up the tag titles, then they stand Dustin up, for the DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH!! Dustin falls over, is this just a foreshadowing of what is to come? Or can Dustin & Sammy survive the gauntlet of challengers?

My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH, with it coming in at an hour and 10 minutes. It still had a lot of matches that were easily filler, but I again commend them on giving everyone good showings. A little surprised, and maybe a little disappointed, that Harley Cameron did not appear to go after Rachael Ellering. They could get that story going if they really wanted but they sure drag things out. But I do like that a big development was Red Velvet changing the belt, the red strap looks so good with the dark silver ROH uses for their belts. We just need them to hurry up and give us Velvet VS Diamante, not sure what they’re waiting on.

Sterling’s promo with Josh Woods was itself basically filler, because we already went through the phase of “Let’s hype The Premier Athletes up.” Just get Woods going in the Pure Division so he can eventually face Lee Moriarty, and maybe even give us some STP beating up on Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari. Speaking of which, after Ogogo of course “knocked out” his opponent tonight, good promo from him and Shane. STP is a team I’d definitely like seeing pull of the “dripping with gold” trope. Moriarty has the Pure Championship, the whole crew can be Six Man Champs, and I suppose Ogogo can “knock out” Atlantis Jr. to get the TV title while Shane finally beats Mark Briscoe to get the world title.

And a lot of good stuff is cooking in the Six Man as well as traditional Tag Divisions. We got a very good match from Infantry and SAP, and a very good promo from Outrunners calling out The Iron Savages. And while we got a really good tag match out of Dark Order and Team Texas, I figured Team Texas would win out. Clearly, Cage of Agony wants next, but I would think Kaun & Liona have a better chance getting the World Tag titles than the whole faction does the Six Man titles. Cage of Agony, while they were Mogul Embassy, already had a dominant run with the Six Man belts, let another faction have their time.