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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (11/4/23)

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In their return to AEW, La Faccion Ingobernable teams with Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood against Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” & The Gates of Agony!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS AR Fox; Swerve wins.
  • The Kingdom w/ Roderick Strong VS Braxton Nash & James McGregor; The Kingdom wins.
  • Darby Allin VS Lance Archer; Darby wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS Dalton Castle & The Boys; The Acclaimed win and retain the titles.
  • Six Man Tag: Kip Sabian & The Workhorsemen VS Mark Briscoe & ???; Briscoe, Dustin Rhodes & Keith Lee win.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Emi Sakura; Willow wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” Morrissey & The Gates of Agony; FTR & LFI win.

PLAY BY PLAY

FTR speaks.

Cash Wheeler says, “Tonight, we face a team full of champions, but tonight’s not about gold. Tonight’s about revenge. Ricky, Bill, we’re coming for you.” Dax Harwood adds, “And it’s commonplace to have to watch our backs now. Whether it’s Ricky & Bill, House of Black, Gates of Agony, or even you, LFI. Tonight’s a good night for a fight, see you in the main event. Top Guy, out.”

“Big Bill” & Ricky Stars speaks.

The Human Skyscraper says, “Ricky Starks, Gates of Agony, Big Bill going up against LFI and FTR. Or, no, FTR and LFI. LFR and FTI? Three letter acronyms, we never know what’s going on.” Absolute adds that they never know what’s going on, but here are three letters that you can live by: Kiss Our- Whoa, whoa how about try TNT.

 

Jake Roberts and Lance Archer speak.

The Snake says, “For God’s sake and your own, run for your life, Darby, because time is up for you.” The Murderhawk Monster says, “Everybody dies, Darby, everybody!

Darby Allin speaks.

“Lance Archer, you’ve won championships all around the world, but where has that guy been hiding? Everybody dies, huh? Well, you can kill me, but I’ll never die.”

 

The Mogul Embassy speaks.

Prince Nana does his dance as he says, “Saturday night’s alright for fighting, my friends.” Swerve Strickland says he and the Mogul Embassy have some unfinished business to- AR FOX ATTACKS! Fox is going to settle that score with Swerve now! And he RAMS Swerve into road cases, then kicks him through the curtains to gorilla position! Is the fight on this Saturday night going to be anything but alright for Swerve?

The intro video rolls, Fox beats Swerve down the ramp and throws down hands at ringside! Swerve gets up, goes to the ramp, reels Fox in, but Fox back drops Swerve! Swerve flounders off the ramp, tries to get backstage, but Fox FLIES off the stage to take Swerve down! The fans fire up and high-five Fox, and he CLUBS Swerve back towards ringside. Fox storms up, throws body shots, then he puts Swerve in. The bell rings and we begin!

Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS AR Fox!

Swerve runs up on Fox but Fox mule kicks his legs out! Swerve ends up on ropes, Fox runs and STRADDLE SLIDES! Fox lands on his feet, right in front of Nana! Nana wants Fox to take it easy, and Fox goes back to springboard, but he has to let off as Swerve bails out. Swerve smirks but then Fox runs and FLIES out onto him! Fans fire up as Swerve goes down right in front of the commentary desk! Fox puts Swerve back in, trips him and rains down fists! Swerve pushes Fox away, gets up, but Fox runs in to ELBOW! Fox snapmares and rolls to then CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Swerve is still in this and Nana coaches Swerve.

Fox drags Swerve up, Swerve throws body shots, then CHOPS! Swerve whips, Fox reverses but Swerve kicks! Fox ENZIGURIS! Fans rally, Swerve is in a corner and Fox runs in. Fox blocks Swerve’s boot to put him on the apron, but Swerve ELBOWS back! Swerve slingshots but Fox goes out! Swerve avoids the sweep, slips under, but Fox flips free of the bomb! Fox runs back up, Swerve hip tosses Fox into the apron! Fox writhes and Nana says, “How you like it now, you bum!? You were fired for a reason, you bum!” Swerve storms up on Fox, whips him hard into railing, and fans are torn are Swerve storms up on Fox.

Swerve drags Fox into the ring, drags him to the apron, and the Gates of Agony are here now. The ref has them stay back but Swerve fireman’s carries. Fox fights free with elbows! Then Fox fireman’s carries! Swerve throws hands and slips into the ring. Swerve and Fox trade hands with the ropes between them! Swerve body shots, but Fox blocks the buckle bump to hit back! Fox runs, but Swerve TOSSES him onto the top rope! Fox is stuck up there, Swerve climbs up and drags him up. They go to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

At least, they should be. The commercials are playing but the ring cameras aren’t live. There we go. Swerve stands on Fox’s head, the ref reprimands, and Swerve steps away. Fox sits up but Swerve stomps him down! Swerve drags Fox to the apron, drapes him out, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Swerve laughs, he drags Fox up and puts him in the ring, then climbs the corner. FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy, kneels on Fox for a cover, TWO! Fox sit sup, throws hands but Swerve avoids them to kick back! And kick again! Swerve clamps onto Fox to grind him down with an armlock and elbow in the face.

Fox endures, fans rally up, and Fox fights to his feet. Collision returns to single picture as Swerve throws Fox down. Swerve paces around Fox, kicks him around, but Fox glares up at Swerve. Swerve eggs him on, pie faces him, but Fox SLAPS him! swerve grins, runs up, but Fox avoids the dropkick! Fox goes Matrix to avoid the lariat, then he ENZIGURIS! Swerve denies the cutter, but then Fox puts him on the apron! Fox KICKS Swerve in the ropes, and then hits a DRAPING DDT! Roll and ANARCHY SUPELX! Fox keeps going, he goes up top, to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Swerve survives but Fox keeps his cool.

Fox drags Swerve up but Swerve CHOPS! Fox BOOTS! Swerve FLAPJACKS Fox onto ropes! Swerve goes up, but Fox trips him! Fox fires hands but Swerve BOOTS him! But Fox returns to ARABIAN PRESS FLY! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives but Fox stalks him. Fox drags Swerve up, but Swerve RAMS Fox into buckles! Swerve brings Fox around, half nelsons, but Fox elbows free! Fox rolls with Swerve, but Swerve hits a NECKBREAKER! HOUSE CALL!! Cover, TWO!! Fox survives and Swerve is furious! Swerve storms back over but Fox cradles, TWO! Fox goes Matrix again, but Swerve stops the Pele to atomic TOSS Fox into buckles!

Fox writhes, Swerve hauls him up, POWER POWERSLAM! Swerve goes up top, for the KILL STMOPS!!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The fake out from bomb to slam set Fox up for the Killshot, but now the Gates are closing in. But here comes FTR! Just because their match is in the main event doesn’t mean they’ll let the Gates do what they want! FTR brawls with Kaun & Liona now! Fans fire up for FTR but this is still 3v2! But then Fox gets up, now it’s 3v3! And now Ricky & Bill show up! They turn things into 5v3! The AEW World Tag Team Champions mug Cash, CHOKE him, but wait! Here comes LFI! Rush, Vance & Dralistico are here, things are now 6v5 in favor of the ungovernable! Fans fire up as The Mogul Embassy and the AEW World Tag Team Champions are in retreat!

FTR offer handshakes to thank LFI for the help, but LFI just leave. These forces will still collide in the main event, but we see the House of Black watching from the upper deck. Will Malakai, Brody & Buddy pick the bones of whatever side survives tonight?

 

MJF speaks.

“Danny Garcia. Y’know, I’m honestly glad you called me out, because these days in All Elite Wrestling, a lot of old men talk in a young man’s body. This company was built upon young revolutionaries who wanted to make a change. I look forward to wrestling you for the AEW World Championship.” That match is set for this Wednesday Night Dynamite, but MJF wants to know: Is he getting Danny Garcia? Or is he getting a sports entertainer? The title is on the line, even with the physical belt still in Jay White’s possession! Will Dragonslayer become Demonslayer and take MJF’s place at Full Gear? Or will Garcia end up an appetizer?

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

After the main event last Wednesday, MJF sat down to sarcastically applaud and “congratulate” Jay White on pinning him. “It only took every single person in your entire stable to catch me off guard so you could hit me with your finisher! My God, Jay White, you’re so talented! You’re so talented! Y’know what I think, Jay White? I think you’ve been in this sport twice as long as me, and you are twice as stupid! Do you actually think you’re on my level because you pinned me?! Because you stole my belt!? You are a pretender! You’re an actor! I’M THE STAR! I make YOU famous!

“Go on Google Trends, dips*it, type in your name, then type in mine! And see what happens! You’re a straight line, I’m a pyramid! Because I’m at the tippy top of this sport! I’m at the pinnacle! You’re a nobody in my world! And at Full Gear, November 18th, I’m gonna prove that I’m better than you…! And you know it.”

Bullet Club Gold has a response.

Juice Robinson sings that Jay pinned MJF, and the Ass Boys join in. Austin Gunn then asks, “What’s our show? Collision? Dynamite? Rampage? Your mama’s kitchen? It doesn’t matter, you are the catalyst! You are the AEW World Champion!” Jay has them calm down so he can say some of his favorite words. “I- I? No, no, WE told you so!” They are the true elite around here! And who just pinned MJF? Oh, oh, Colten knows the answer! Then who was it that just pinned and beat, 1-2-3, the so-called longest reigning AEW World Champion? That was Jay White. Yeah, it was.

And who will do it again to successfully “defend” the AEW World Championship, the Bang Bang Belt, at Full Gear? Right again, it’ll be Jay White, the Switchblade! And with that, the Bang Bang Gang, the Collision Cowboys, have earned a little bit of a vacation. They’re gonna take a pause for the cause, have some orange juice. But they don’t just own Collision, they own Dynamite! They’ll be back on Dynamite for another “World Title Eliminator,” because this champion leads by example! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! White talks a lot of trash for being delusional, but will he face reality soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Kip Sabian.

Lexi Nair is with Mr. Superbad, and she says he is rather angry. Yeah, that’s one way to put it, Lexi. He is PISSED OFF! Surely you all saw last week on Rampage, but in the hometown of his wife, Penelope Ford, “a certain toothless tosspot decided to attack me unprovoked!” He’s talking about Mark Briscoe. But Kip says he’s got a hot take for you! The Workhorsemen are one of the most underrated tag teams in AEW. JD Drake & Anthony Henry step in as Kip tells Mark that if he can find two chums, they can scrap it out on Collision! When you’ve got The Workhorsemen and “The Sex Idol,” lads, tonight they become the #SexStallions!

JD & Henry dig that nickname. But will they regret playing a game of chicken with the Sussex County Chicken?

 

The Kingdom w/ Roderick Strong VS Braxton Nash & James McGregor!

While making their entrance, Roddy #NeckStrong shouts at “DASHA~! DASHAAA~!” He has them all cut the music and stop so they can listen to him. “You people do NOT take neck health seriously. And more importantly, you don’t take us seriously! Well I won’t stand for that!” Mike & Matt tell him it’s okay, he doesn’t have to, he can stay seated in his wheelchair. Roddy continues to say that they’re gonna show the fans here tonight, and they’re gonna show his best friend, Adam Cole, that neck health is serious, and so are they! “Get ’em!” Taven & Bennett rush the ring to fire off hands! The bell rings and this is on record!

Taven backs Braxton down, Mike has the other guy. Then they set Braxton up for a SPINEBUSTER and JUST THE TIP of the knee! Then The Kingdom runs up, they SMASH and LEG LARIAT McGregor! The Kingdom talk trash, mug McGregor and haul him up to a fireman’s carry. Taven BLASTS Braxton back off the apron, and Mike hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Braxton is sent into steel steps! Taven tags in, climbs up, and Mike reels McGregor in. MIND KILLER PILEDRIVER!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Kingdom, by pinfall

The Kingdom shout “NECK STRONG!” Roddy then gets in to STRONG KNEE Braxton down! But then his neck bothers him again? Adrenaline is strong, but this still smells fishy. Will these three ever be taken seriously?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe.

Lexi brings up Kip’s challenge to face him and the Workhorsemen in a Trios match. Has Mark found partners? Mark wants to explain something, but in step FTR. They all say hey, and FTR says they can totally pull double duty. They’ll team with Mark and then still be in the main event. Mark says he appreciates that, but he can’t let them do that. Listen, they have important business of their own, and Mark already had a couple fellas in mind. They can all handle business, holler at you after the show. FTR is good with that and they head back out. Lexi asks if we can get a scoop on just who Mark’s partners are going to be?

Sorry, Lexi, but Mark will not divulge that information. However, don’t miss it! The Sussex County Chicken is back, baby! But then just who is Mark going to ask to #ManUp and take on those “Sex Stallions?”

 

Darby Allin VS Lance Archer w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts!

The Relentless One wants to go Rated R with Adam “Edge” Copeland and Sting at Full Gear, but he has to make it through the Murderhawk Monster first. Will Darby find away around dying by Archer’s hands? Or will Sting & Edge need a new partner after tonight?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Archer powers Darby back, puts him on the top rope, then pats him on the head as he lets off. Fans boo but Darby snarls. Darby hops down, circles with Archer, and they tie up. Archer SWINGS Darby before he SLAMS him down! Archer drags Darby up but Darby fires forearms! Darby bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off more shots, then dodges to dropkick the legs out! Darby CLUBS away but Archer choke grips. Darby ROCKS Archer, runs, but Archer goes the other way to DERAILER! Darby flops out of the ring but Archer pursues. Archer storms in and drags Darby up. Fans rally but Archer hits a SHOULDER BREAKER!

Archer soaks up the heat, drags Darby back up, and he goes to a corner. Archer climbs up, and gives us some Old School! But Darby trips Archer up! Archer tumbles to the outside, and Darby DIVES! Direct hit and both men go down at the ramp! Darby rises, he runs up to clamp on a SLEEPER, but Archer just THROWS Darby down! Archer is mad now, and he hauls Darby up! Archer suplexes to TOSS Darby back down the ramp! Darby writhes and Archer smiles as Collision goes picture in picture.

Archer stalks Darby and and looms over him. Archer puts Darby in the ring, throws Darby’s skateboard aside, then gets in the ring. Archer soaks up more heat, and he stalks Darby to a corner. Archer SMOTHERS Darby with both hands, but lets off as the ref counts. Archer drags Darby up, but Darby kicks low! And again! And again! But Archer short arm LARIATS in return! Archer paces around, talks some trash, and then he drags Darby up to put him in a corner while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Archer puts Darby up top. Archer ROCKS Darby, then goes for the reverse crucifix. But Darby throws down elbows! Darby hops on for a SLEEPER! Archer pries the hold open, pops Darby up, but Darby flails free! Darby BOOTS Archer away, then dodges him! Archer hits buckles, Darby goes up! Archer runs to STEP-UP KNEE! Darby wobbles up top, and Archer grins. Archer inverted crucifix lifts, but Darby slips free again, THROWBACK STUNNER! And then a cover, TWO! Archer is still in this but so is Darby as he fires off forearms! Darby BITES Archer, runs, COFFIN- NO, Archer catches him! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Darby flounders to the apron and Archer storms over. Fans rally up for Darby but Archer drags him up and bends him back against the ropes. Archer then drags Darby in to TOSS him into the corner! Choke grip and CHOKE SLAM! But Archer isn’t done, he drags Darby back up, to APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Darby flops to the floor and even The Snake is stunned! The ring count climbs, it hits 5 of 10, and The Snake has Darby’s skateboard! The ref knows better and he EJECTS Jake Roberts! The Snake is furious, but he still leaves. Archer gets in the ref’s face but Darby crawls back into the ring.

Archer storms over, he watches Darby drag himself up, and then DECKS him! Archer seethes and he drags Darby back up. Archer puts Darby in the corner, fans rally, and Archer puts Darby up top. Archer climbs, choke grips again, but Darby bends the fingers back, to then BITE the hand! And he claws Archer’s eyes, and pulls hair to dribble Archer off buckles! Darby CLAWS Archer’s back! Darby hops up but Archer holds ropes! Darby fights through, to SUPER CODE RED!! Cover, Darby wins!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Archer is back up but it’s a little too late! He’s furious and then The Snake storms back out and says that ain’t how this is gonna go! Darby may be the golden goose, but this egg’s gonna get cracked and scrambled! Get used to it! You think Jake came to this fight with only one piece of artillery? No! He will introduce us to the newest piece. You may’ve seen them on the streets at one time. C’mon out. It’s THE RIGTHEOUS?! Since when did The Snake strike a deal with Dutch & Vincent? Jake says they’re strange, you might call ’em misfits. But one thing is for sure, they know how to get things done. So Darby, get ready to go to hell!

Vincent says revenge is forever. And it’s showtime. Dig what he’s saying? Archer reels Darby in for the scoop and BLACKOUT BOMB!! Fans boo as Jake, Vincent & Dutch set Darby up for destruction! Will this snake lead The Righteous and his monster to the golden land?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Skye Blue.

Lexi stands with these three friends, and notes Willow’s big match with Emi Sakura tonight. But what this is about is Kris and Willow both wanting time to talk to Skye. Kris says yes, the just wanted to say Skye had them going for a second. They didn’t know if Skye was gonna choose Julia Hart or them, but she showed up, showed out, and did the right thing. So thank you for that. Skye says first, Kris doesn’t need to thank Skye, she didn’t do it for Kris. She did it for Willow, and Skye always has Willow’s back. Skye also wishes Willow luck tonight. Thanks! Kris says she has their backs, too! Willow says yeah, they’re all friends!

While Skye didn’t join the dark side, it seems something is still brewing between her and the TBS Champion. Can Willow keep the trio together? Or is what Blue after not the House of Black, but the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Alex Abrahantes.

Lexi is now with The Hype Man and says last night on Rampage, Penta El Zero Miedo got a huge win in that Triple Threat. What is next for him? Alex says last night, Penta, Komander and El Hijo Del Vikingo tore down the house! They showed the world that lucha is life! But laughing as they walk in, it’s Swerve and Nana. Swerve asks why they’re talking about Friday when it’s Saturday. Did you not see what he just did to Fox? Got a win again! Alex says yeah, they can talk about what Swerve did. How about a couple weeks ago, when Swerve violated the sanctity of Hangman Adam Page’s home?

If there’s one thing Penta loves more than lucha, it’s familia. So how about Wednesday on Dynamite, Penta beats some respect into Swerve? Swerve says sounds like a plan. Back in the day, they both used to wear masks. Swerve looks forward to finally seeing what’s under Penta’s. See you Wednesday. Before Swerve and Nana leave, Alex tells them that while Penta has Cero Miedo, Swerve has one thing to fear: Penta himself. Swerve clicks his tongue and can’t believe Alex is serious. But will we see Penta tear down whose house?

 

The Acclaimed is here!

And Max Caster gets started on another track! “Acclaimed in the house, we make the city vibrate! Throw your hands up because it’s 69 Day! Wichita, we all in proper. We like to scissor and you like the Shockers! We don’t need to tiptoe, we beat every team on this yellow brick road! 69 days, we on top of the game. In Wichita, everybody loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens gets the mic to say, “OH WICHITAAA~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! Fans cheer as the trio gets in the ring, and Billy Gunn has the mic. “How the hell are ya? So it seems everybody in here is ready to have a little fun, I guess, right?” Fans cheer that!

From this guy who wants Billy to be his daddy, to this young lady who says it is her first time. Probably a lie but that’s okay. But these signs are awesome! Y’all ready to get it on? The fans cheer and Billy says time to do what they’re here for. For the thousands in attendance, and for the millions (AND MILLIONS!) watching at home… They have been trios champs for SIXTY-NINE DAYS!! The streamers fly and fans chant “69! 69!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “How we feel, Wichita?” The fans cheer again, and Bowens says this is a very, very special day. Like they said, it’s been 69 days of The Acclaimed, and they’re fired the hell up!

So… Bowens wanted to introduce a little surprise. Billy says he likes surprises! And that surprise is for Bowens’ good friend, Max Caster. Caster had a good week this week, sot hey got him a very special gift in honor of National 69 Day. Roll the clip! MJF did a video for Caster?! MJF can’t believe this is happening, either. But Bowens & Billy asked and to be honest, MJF’s initial instinct was to say no. But for the first time in the nine years MJF has known Caster, Caster has earned MJF’s respect. When Caster took that bullet for MJF on Dynamite, that was pretty cool. And MJF’s friend, Adam Cole, told him that it’s okay to have more than one friend.

At first, MJF thought that was “heresy.” But y’know, Caster’s starting to grow on MJF. Like a fungus, but still. Now, MJF isn’t saying he loves The Acclaimed like everyone else, but what he is saying is… He is kinda starting to like The Acclaimed. So Happy 69 Day. Yay scissoring…? Caster is so fired up! He thanks Bowens & Billy for it! It means a lot to him, as does this holiday. It is a culmination of all their hard work at the top of the AEW Trios Division. Fans cheer that! And that hard work is symbolized by this trophy sitting on the announce desk. And as much as that trophy belongs to them, it doesn’t happen without the people.

And since they are The People’s Choice and The People’s Voice, this trophy goes out to all the fans around the world, and especially to those live in Wichita, Kansas. Fans cheer again and Billy fetches the trophy with the wrestlers and the number 69 on it. Caster says without the people, The Acclaimed would’ve never gotten to 69, and they’ll get to 69 again and again and again and again and again- Bowens stops Caster as he starts looping. “DAMMIT, MAX! Stop being a gooner.” Sorry… But in closing, Bowens wants Wichita to wrap this up… Wait, they don’t want it to end? Billy says he wants to know just how he’s gonna 69 everyone here. Isn’t that what daddies do?

Okay, sorry, he’s having too much fun. But Bowens says their time is almost up, so Kansas, thank you so much! The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Bowens thanks them again for singing along, and for showing everyone that- “BOYS!!” WHAT!? Wait, Dalton Castle is here, bringing Brandon & Brent with him! The Acclaimed are surprised as Castle joins them in the ring. The Boys help Castle with his jumpsuit, they fan him off, but he has them cease! Fans fire up for Castle, and wait! The Boys grab the 69 trophy? They hand it to Castle? Wichita says, “That’s Not Yours! That’s Not Yours!” But Castle does seem to admire it.

Castle smirks as he starts to leave with the trophy. Or no, is he gonna smash it?! HE SMASHES IT! The Acclaimed attack and toss the Boys out! Billy brawls with Castle, and then SMACKS him off railing! But Castle RAMS Billy in return! The Acclaimed mug the Tate Twins, a ref rushes out to try and stop this, but instead, it’s a match! And Tony Khan sends word to make it for the titles!!

AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS Dalton Castle & The Boys!

Castle KNEES Caster in the corner! Caster falls, Billy runs in, but Castle ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to leap into Billy’s arms! Billy carries Castle to FALL AWAY SLAM! Fans fire up as Castle flounders out of the ring. The Boys run in, Billy dodges but runs into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! The Boys then hurry to grab a pinata!? Was that meant for 69 Day? Caster dodges, CHOPS Castle, and Bowens grabs the pinata! Bowens passes it to Caster, he catches it, and then Bowens DOUBLE LARIATS the Boys! PINATA SHOT on Castle! Bowens says rip that thing open! Castle rips it open, and it’s new merch! Free merch for the fans!

Collision goes picture in picture as the merch is all handed out. Then the champs coordinate, to GROUP SCISSOR~! But Castle & The Boys return to attack! They beat The Acclaimed down, Castle bumps Caster off buckles, but Caster returns the favor! Caster stomps a mudhole in, then whips Castle to the other corner. Caster runs in, Castle dodges, but then Castle runs in and Caster dodges! They dodge, dodge, and dodge again! Castle stops the loop, but Caster ELBOWS him away! Caster swings, into a waistlock and SLAM! Castle then knees Caster down! Tag to Brent, and he tags Brandon. They whip Caster to a corner, to then send Castle in for a SPLASH!

Castle feeds Caster to DOUBLE LARIATS from The Boys, then sends him back in for DOUBLE ELBOWS! Cover, TWO! Caster is still in this but Castle tags back in. Castle rear bearhugs Caster, grinds him down, but fans rally up. Castle SLAMS Caster, and he grabs one last Happy 69 Day card. He tries to rip it, but the cardstock is so strong! Castle just stomps Caster and SPLASHES down! And then runs to squat and… SPALSH again! Cover, TWO! Castle drags Caster up, but Caster throws body shots! Caster ROCKS Castle again and again, has him in a corner and he fires off more shots. Caster whips but Castle reverses and LARIATS!

Tag to Brent and tag back to Brandon, the Boys drag Caster up. They double wrench, DOUBLE SOLE FOOD, and DOUBLE ENZIGURI! The Boys BLAST Bowens but Billy storms up. The ref backs Billy up, Castle runs in and The Boys slide to anchor Billy on the apron. Castle BLASTS Daddy Ass! Castle storms around, but Caster hot tags Bowens! Bowens fires off on the Boys! ROLLING ELBOW for Brent, Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK for Brandon! Castle storms back in but Bowens dodges to SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up with Bowens, and he tags in Billy!

Billy and Bowens get Brandon up, scoop and SLAM, into SCISSOR ME TIMBER! Brent is up, Billy kicks him and tells him, “SUCK IT!” FAMOUSER! Then the ARRIVAL, to the MIC DROP! Cover, Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

And now they get to day 70! The fightingest trios champions keep on fighting, will they make it to multiples of 69 at this rate?

 

Backstage interview with Andrade El Idolo.

Lexi is with the Face of Latino Wrestling, and she knows he keeps his cards close to his vest, but given LFI is in the main event with FTR tonight, has he put any more thought into CJ Perry’s offer? Andrade says he already said last week, this is his business and nobody else’s. But… Next week, Andrade will give his answer to CJ face to face. Okay? Andrade leaves, what will his answer be? And will The Redeemer have something to say about it?

 

Six Man Tag: Kip Sabian & The Workhorsemen VS Mark Briscoe & ???

These “Sex Stallions” put the challenge forward and the Sussex County Chicken said bet! But then, just who is joining him in this fight? First up is The Natural, Dustin Rhodes! And then… LIMITLESS KEITH LEE! This trio is now #NaturallyLimitless, will they have no problem reaching for the sky?

The trios sort out but the Workhorsemen attack! Kip goes after Mark while JD & Henry are after Dustin & Keith! Kip whips corner to corner to then GAMANGIRI! And then CANNONBALL! Kip mocks Mark, drags him up and reels him in, but Mark back drops free! JD tags in, he tags Henry, but Mark dodges to fire off CHOP after CHOP! Mark whips but Henry reverses, only for Mark to reverse and ROCK Henry! Mark whips again, Henry reverses but Mark uses that to BOOT JD in the corner! Henry runs up to SOBAT, then he whips, but Mark uses that to BOOT Kip! Mark CHOPS Henry, struts, and then dodges JD to send him out!

Mark clinches Henry to URE- NO, Henry arm-drags! Henry then puts Mark on the apron and PELES! JD is there to rebound and HAYMAKER! Kip ARABIAN PRESSES to take Mark down! JD puts Mark back in, Henry DIVING STOMP! Cover, TWO! Henry snarls, drags Mark up and whips him to the corner, forearm smash! Tag to JD, he CLOBBERS Mark, Henry NECK TWISTS and JD slingshot SENTONS! JD fires up but Kip tags in! Kip covers, TWO! Fans rally but Kip mocks Mark. Kip drags Mark up to suplex, slingshots, but Mark cradles! TWO, and Kip CLOBBERS Mark! Kip drags Mark up and bumps him off buckles.

Tag to JD, he CHOPS Mark! Fans boo but JD brings Mark up. Mark CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Mark ROCKS Henry, but JD RAMS him, then SPLASHES in the corner! Henry tags in, JD sends him to METEORA Mark! JD CANNONBALLS! Henry drags Mark up, Kip tags in and wants to finish this himself. Kip reels Mark in, underhooks the arms, but Mark wrenches out! Mark clinches to EXPLODER! Kip flounders, Henry runs in to keep Mark back! Mark hits him with an EXPLODER! Hot tag to Dustin! Dustin rallies ON JD! Kick and RHODSE UPPERCUT! And the POWERSLAM! Kip runs in, but Dustin dodges to DESTROYER!

Mark goes up and he MOONSAULTS The Workhorsemen! Dustin tags in Keith and fans fire up! Keith pops Henry up, and SWINGS him into Kip! Then POWERBOMBS him onto Kip! Tag back to Mark and he aims at Kip, FROGGY BOW! Cover, Dem Naturally Limitless Boys win!

Winners: Mark Briscoe, Dustin Rhodes & Keith Lee win, by pinfall

The Sex Stallions got beat in this race, and Mark says they can’t be stopped! Will all three men reach for the sky and grab some gold while they’re at it?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe.

Lexi congratulates him on the big win he just got, his first match back in AEW. Mark says he’s feeling good, feeling real good! He said the first time he talked to Lexi, he said he smells gold in them there hills. And he has been watching on his 70 inch plasma screen and he has seen a man, an imposter! Jay White walks around with gold that don’t belong to him! Mark’s whooped Jay’s ass multiple times in tag team action, so what say they do this Wednesday Night Dynamite, 1v1! Put the shot at the title on the line! Don’t be scared, boy, he’s coming for you! Mark is ready to take a bite out of White, but will he instead Breathe with the Switchblade?

 

Willow Nightingale VS Emi Sakura!

The Babe with the Power is also the 2023 Queen of Harts, but she owes the Queen of Joshi a little something from their match earlier this year. Will Willow use her big smile and big power to bring down the living legend?

The bell rings, Emi rushes in and they RAM shoulders! And again! And again! And again! And again and again and again! Fans fire up and Emi Mongolian Chops! Emi runs, RAMS Willow but Willow comes back to run Emi over! Fans cheer, things speed up, but Willow rolls over the dropdown to then pose and smile. Emi laughs that off, but Willow avoids her elbow drop. Willow runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Emi grits her teeth, but Willow drags her up! Scoop and SLAM! Willow fires up, fans are with her, and Willow runs in at the corner. Willow back body blocks! Willow whips corner to corner, runs in, and back body blocks again!

Willow hoots and fans fire up as Willow whips again. Emi reverses, runs in, but Willow slips out. Emi stops herself, to SLAP Willow! And then she just SHOUTS in Willow’s face! Emi runs, and BODY CHECKS Willow off the apron! Emi “sips tea,” then goes out to run in, CROSSBODY against the steel steps! Emi laughs while Willow sputters, and Emi kicks Willow around. Emi puts Willow in, fans rally up for Willow but Emi storms up to whip. Willow cartwheels and BOOTS, then reels Emi in! Emi fights free, claws the eyes, and Willow goes to a corner. Emi bumps Willow off buckles, then CHOPS! Fans “WOO~” while Willow sputters.

Emi CHOPS again, then runs corner to corner, BODY CHECK! Willow falls over, but Emi pushes her to a cover, ONE!! Willow is still in this as Collision goes picture in picture.

Emi drags Willow by her hair but the ref reprimands. Emi lets off with one hand, but then stomps Willow down. Willow goes to a corner, Emi is on her, and CHOKES her against ropes! The ref counts, Emi lets off, and Willow stands back up. Emi says she’s Her Highness, then CHOPS! Willow CHOPS back! And CHOSP! And CHOPS! Willow fires off forearms, but Emi claws her eyes! The ref reprimands but Willow stumbles to ropes. Emi drags Willow around, hooks up the legs, and she stands on them just so Willow suffers. Emi then pulls hair, only for Willow to power out! Emi hurries to DROPKICK Willow down!

Willow goes to ropes but Emi stands on her. The ref reprimands, Emi lets off, but Willow stands. Emi taunts Willow, but Willow throws body shots! Emi SLAPS Willow, Willow throws more shots, but Emi just slaps again. Emi taunts Willow, but Willow fires off forearms as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Emi has Willow in a dragon sleeper! Willow fights up, fires elbows, but then Emi baits her into dump her out! Emi goes out to whip Willow into the apron! And the railing! And repeat! Emi CHOPS, laughs, but Willow scowls. Willow spins Emi to fireman’s carry, and she DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS to the floor! Fans fire up and Willow puts Emi in. Willow goes up the corner, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Emi stays in this but Willow keeps cool. Willow reels Emi but Emi fights the gut wrench to a drop toehold cover! TWO, but Emi hurries to get an arm! La Magsitrol, but Willow blocks! TWO!!

Willow reels Emi in but Emi spins it to a TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Fans rally, both women rise, and Emi CHOPS! Willow fires a forearm! They go CHOP for CHOP, then Willow fires a flurry of forearms! Emi claws Willow’s eyes again! Emi whips, Willow reverses but Emi reverses back to back elbow! CHOP LARIAT COMBO! Fans fire up, and Emi runs in from the corner, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! Emi survives but Willow brings down the straps! Fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

The sequel outdid the original, and Willow is on top again! Will she use this momentum to get back to title opportunities?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Lexi is with the ROH World Television Champion and congratulates him on officially becoming the longest reigning ROH World TV Champion ever. Now, last week, he offered his help to MJF, has he received any kind of response? Joe thanks Lexi for the accolades, certainly deserved. But no, he has not heard from MJF. MJF needs to come to the realization that he needs Joe making moves on his behalf. MJF needs to realize he needs someone to watch his back properly. And until he realizes that man is Joe, MJF will endure pain week after week. As for Joe’s reign as ROH World TV Champion, it’s been great, it’s been fruitful, and he’s beaten everyone put in front of him.

But then in walks Keith Lee! “Mr. Joe. Mighty orgulous (haughty/arrogant) of you, but you’ve not beaten everyone.” Joe says they can remedy that this Wednesday. Keith says count him in. The Limitless One takes on the One True King of Wrestling, will that record setting reign soon be ended? Or will Joe find Keith Lee actually does have limits?

 

8 Man Tag: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ricky Starks, “Big Bill” Morrissey & The Gates of Agony!

Cash & Dax weren’t sure if they could trust Rush & Preston Vance before tonight, and after that huge brawl earlier tonight, it’s hard to say if they still can. But either they stand together or they fall apart, will the Top Guys and the Ungovernable decide to fight their common enemies rather than make enemies out of each other? Or will it matter when up against the Absolute Tag Team Champions and the Mogul Embassy’s monsters?

The teams sort out and Perro Peligroso starts against Big Bill. Vance is big but well, Bill is BIG. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and then break. They go again, Vance waistlocks, but Bill elbows free. Bill UPPERCUTS Vance, whips him corner to corner, but Vance goes up, only to get caught! Vance slips free, fires off forearm after forearm, then CHOP after CHOP! The ref backs Vance down, but he comes back for more! Vance CLUBS away from the second rope, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Fans are mixed but Vance whips. Bill reverses to then SPLASH in the corner! Bill runs but Vance follows to clothesline! Bill doesn’t flinch?!

Bill shoves Vance, eggs him on, then backs off, to DECK Vance with a sucker punch! Bill drags Vance up to tag in Bishop Kaun, and Kaun CHOSP! Kaun snap suplexes Vance, but Vance avoids the senton! Tag to Cash and Cash wrenches Kaun. And wrench again, but Kaun ROCKS him for it! Kaun ELBOWS Cash in a corner, fires off haymakers, and then swings again. Cash blocks to JAB and JAB and JAB, but Kaun knees low! Kaun whips Cash, Cash goes up and over and keeps moving. Cash slips free of the back drop to shove Kaun but Kaun leaps over. Cash RAMS Kaun in the ropes!

Tag to Dax, FTR double whips to drop toehold and elbow drop! Cover, ONE!! Kaun is hanging tough but Dax drags him up to whip. Kaun reverses and elbows Dax down! Kaun SENTONS, then he tags Toa Liona. Liona HEADBUTTS Dax, whips him to ropes, but Dax SMACKS Liona off the amt! Liona stands up!? And he scoops Dax to SLAM him! And FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Liona drags Dax up, whips, but Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges and slides to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Fans “WOO~” but Liona shoves, so Dax SHOTGUNS! But Liona returns, only for Dax to dodge the senton! Dax hauls Liona up but Liona LARIATS!

Nana cheers his guys on, and Liona brings Dax up to tag in Starks. Fans are torn but Starks and Liona mug Dax. Starks fires off hands in a corner, the ref counts, but Starks knees low. Starks soaks up the heat, but Dax CHOPS! And DECKS Starks! Dax gets the legs, steps through, but Starks scrambles to the ropes! The ref counts, Dax YANKS Starks away! Tag to Rush and fans fire up! El Toro Blanco wrenches and body shots Starks! And again! And then he DECKS Starks! Rush pushes Starks out, pursues, and RAMS Starks into railing! Fans fire up as Rush keeps going and he sends Starks into more railing! And then more railings! And then back to the ring!

Fans fire up with Rush, he storms up to stomp away! Rush pumps up and mocks Starks’ pose! Then he scuffs Starks while Collision goes picture in picture.

Rush drags Starks around, and Jose distracts the ref while Rush gets the green cables! Rush LASHES Starks, but Bill runs in to CLOBBER him! Then all hell breaks loose as everyone brawls! The chaos spills out of the ring, with LFI mugging Bill in the ring! They TOSS Bill, FTR takes care of the Gates, and then Rush RAMS Starks into more railing! Cash CHOPS Kaun, Bill CLUBS Vance, Rush CHOKES Starks, Liona CLUBS Cash, and Cash even helps Rush use the green cable to wrangle Starks. The ref reprimands everyone and the teams sort back out. Rush drags Starks up to wrench and he tags in Dax.

Dax and Rush mug Starks, and then Dax bumps Starks off buckles. Dax drags Starks up, whips him hard into buckles, and then Dax runs in, only for Starks to POST him! Dax flops to the outside, Starks tags Bill, and Starks drags Dax into the ring to SLAM him! Bill keeps Dax from his corner, and stomps him around. Bill drops a BIG elbow! And then another! Dax writhes, Bill shakes his arm out to drop a third BIG elbow! Tag to Liona and they mug Dax. Collision returns to single picture as Liona HEADBUTTS Dax! Liona CHOKES Dax, the ref counts, and Liona lets off, only for Nana to get his shots in!

Fans rally for FTR but Liona tags Kaun. The Gates fire each other up, and Kaun whips Linoa in to SPLASH! Feed to a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Tag to Starks and he brings Dax to a corner. Starks goes up, and he gives us some Absolute Old School! AX HANDLE, then a STRADDLE ATTACK on the ropes! Then a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP on the apron! Cover, TWO! Tag to Bill and they mug Dax. Bill drags Dax up, scoops and SLAMS him, and Starks hops on commentary to say they’re not doing good enough of a job. Starks gives a shoutout to his boy, Big Bill, and he scoop SLAMS Dax! Starks says it feels like he’s known Bill forever but it’s only been a couple months.

Bill goes to the corner, he hops up, and he MACHO ELBOWS BUT FLOPS as Dax moves! Bill tags Starks back in, but Dax hot tags Rush! Rush HEADBUTTS Starks, dodges Kaun to BLAST Liona, and he JUMP KNEES Kaun! Rush stomps away on Starks! Fans fire up as Rush goes corner to corner, to jump and BOOT! Then tranquilo! Fans fire up, Starks runs in, but into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Rush growls but the fans rally up. Rush drags Starks up, throws body shots, then he reels Starks in. Rush suplexes, Starks slips free and kicks low! Starks reels Rush in, but Vance runs up to DECK Starks!

LFI stomps away on Starks, then they drag Starks up to double whip. They double hip toss, for a DOUBLE SLAM! Cover, Liona breaks it! Vance ROCKS and CHOPS Liona but Liona HEADBUTTS back! Liona reels Vance in to shove and SAMOAN DROP! Vance goes to the corner, Liona run sin but Vance ducks! Liona hits buckles and falls out of the ring! Bill gets in. Vance ROCKS him first! Vance spins, into Bill’s SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM! Fans fire up for that, but Dax is back! Tag to Cash, but Big Bill fights off the Big Rig! Bill has both FTR but they DOUBLE HAYMAKER! But Bill DOUBLE LARIATS them back!

Rush is back and he leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Bill! Kaun kicks Rush, fireman’s carries, but Rush slips free, shoves and SNAP GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans fire up, Rush takes aim, runs in, Starks SPEARS Rush first!! Both men are down, “This is Awesome!” Starks crawls, hot tag to Kaun! Starks and Kaun mug Rush, they suplex, but Cash makes the save! Starks ROCKS Cash and Kaun fireman’s carries, GUTBUSTER DROP! Starks TOSSES Cash, then drags Rush up. Starks and Kaun double whip but Rush slips around! Rush and Kaun switch waistlocks, Starks’ SUPERKICK hits Kaun! An Absolute mistake!

Starks swings on Rush but Rush dodges to then DISCUS HAYMAKER!! Starks falls out of the ring and fans fire up! Hot tag to Dax the Ax, and he CHOPS away on Kaun! Kauns wings, misses, and Dax CHOPS again! Rush snipes the tag, and joins in on SHATTER MACHINE?!?! Fans are thunderous again, but then Cash figures what the hell, and he DIVES onto Kaun like he’s the luchador! Rush aims at Kaun, fans are fired up for it, and Rush runs in, BULL’S HORNS!! FTR is on defense as Rush covers, FTR & LFI win!!

Winners: FTR & La Faccion Ingobernable, by pinfall

But just as FTR wants to celebrate with these guys, LFI bails and celebrates on their own. Rush pinned an ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champion, will he and his amigos come for those titles? And what of the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Wait, the lights go down! From the tron, Malakai Black says that with their best friend gone, the only people that truly seem to care about FTR now are… Well, the House of Black. Brody King says they are two men obsessed with being champions. “Let the House show you that your legacy is worth so much more than your weight in gold.”

“And if you don’t believe us,” Buddy Matthews says, “then we’ll beat it into you.” The House of Black steps into the shadows, only to appear in person in the ring!! And they mug FTR 3v2! Fans are torn as Brody & Malakai dig their boots into Cash & Dax! But wait! Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta are here! They rush in, Yuta has a chair to JAM Brody with! Claudio fires off with Malakai as Yuta SMACKS Brody! Brody bails out, Claudio gets Malakai’s legs! Malakai kicks away and the House is on the run! The Blackpool Combat Club still wants their revenge for before, will they be the ones watching FTR’s backs now?


My Thoughts:

A very good Collision, though a good amount of this was just kinda for the hell of it. Willow VS Emi was a great match that was oddly on the card just so we could have another promo of Willow, Kris and Skye. Seems Skye thinks of Willow as more of a friend than she does Kris, and I would think that means we get Kris VS Skye for the TBS Championship at some point. The Kingdom squash jobbers to stay active, and all their #NeckStrong antics were funny, but that was about it. And at first, Mark Briscoe getting Keith Lee & Dustin Rhodes as teammates seemed random just so they could have that Six Man Tag, but we did get Keith to challenge Samoa Joe for his title and Mark Briscoe called out Jay White so that was cool.

MJF had some fun promos tonight. MJF responding to Garcia’s challenge is great, and that’s going to be a great title match. MJF basically doing a Cameo video for Caster was a great addition to the 69 Day celebration, and MJF’s promo to call out Jay White was great, as was Bullet Club Gold’s response. Pretty sure MJF retains against Garcia, and pretty sure White keeps his Full Gear spot from Mark. Speaking of promos, while I don’t always like those show opener promos, using them to segue right into Fox VS Swerve was amazing. Great match from Fox VS Swerve, too, and of course Swerve wins to have momentum going against Hangman. Swerve’s promo with Alex was good stuff, and Swerve VS Penta is going to be awesome.

Darby VS Archer was great stuff, and great win for Darby. And then what a twist, this wasn’t giving Christian and Edge an appearance on Collision, this was so The Righteous could join up with Jake The Snake. So I guess Stu Grayson really is just out, even though it was such a big deal in ROH that Stu was with The Righteous and was getting Dark Order to go Heel. Whatever. But with Jake the Snake and Archer allied with them, Vincent & Dutch might actually get somewhere now.

And apparently, Tony Khan put off the story of Joe VS Castle for so long, he decided to turn Castle & The Boys Heel against The Acclaimed for a surprise Trios title match. The 69 Day celebration being ruined by the trophy being smashed was pretty surprising, I just thought Castle was going to ask for the title match without doing something like that. Still a really good match, and of course The Acclaimed win and retain. And then great 8 Man Tag, great win for FTR & LFI, and I would think LFI VS Mogul Embassy for the ROH World Six Man titles is the thing.

And now we’re apparently back to the BCC helping FTR against The House of Black. Moxley is healthy to compete, he was in Japan today for NJPW’s Power Struggle, so he just needs to come back and join Claudio, Yuta & FTR in some kind of 5v5, should Starks & Bill still join in. Or we just do FTR VS Starks & Bill for the tag titles, and then House of Black VS BCC in a trios match. Hard to say since Tony Khan doesn’t seem to know what he’ll do next, either.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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Can Papa Gunn breathe with the Switchblade?

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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