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Mitchell’s NJPW World Tag League Results & Report! (11/24/23)

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Can the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions stay strong?

El Phantasmo & Hikuleo started off World Tag League with the biggest win possible, but will they continue on and dominate B Block?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kickoff Match – Katsuya Murashima VS Oskar Leube; Leube wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Gates of Agony & Yuto Nakashima VS Master Wato, Shota Umino & Ren Narita; Wato, Shota & Narita win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, YOH, Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii VS Bullet Club War Dogs; Taguchi, Yoh, Yano & Ishii win.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins.
  • Six Man Tag: TMDK VS The United Empire; TMDK wins.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr; Atlantis & Soberano win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr; Tsuji & Zandokan win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS Lance Archer & Alex Zayne; Archer & Zayne win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo VS Taichi & Yuya Uemura; Taichi & Yuya win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current B Block standings.

ELP & Hikuleo: 1-0, 2 points
Atlantis Jr. y Soberano Jr: 1-0, 2 points
Alex Zayne & Lance Archer: 1-0, 2 points
Taichi & Yuya Uemura: 1-0, 2 points
Bishamon: 0-1, 0 points
Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr: 0-1, 0 points
Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza: 0-1, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki: 0-1, 0 points

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr!

The Bullet Club Rogue Army got burned by Monster Sauce while the second generation stars of CMLL shined against the grizzled murder grandpas! Will the Rogue General & Red Commando be able to bring down the sons of lucha libre? Or will they just get burned again?

The teams sort out but they also talk a little trash. Bonza & Fale Too Sweet, then they pie faces the luchadores! So the luchadores DOUBLE DROPKICK! Atlantis then feeds Bonza to Soberano’s SUPERKICK! The bell rings, the luchadores wheelbarrow Bonza for an ENZIGURI FACEBUSTER! The fans rally up as the luchadores fire off KICK after KICK on Fale! Soberano then hops up onto Fale to use him as a step into the FAMOUSER! Fans fire up and the luchadores high five. Soberano CLUBS Fale, CLUBS him again, and then hammers away! Fale doesn’t budge, and he knocks Soberano down! Fale then stands Soberano up for a BODY BLOW!

Soberano doubles over but Fale whips him to ropes. Soberano dodges, goes to the apron, and then GAMANGIRIS! He SUPERKICKS Bonza but Fale CLOBBERS him! Atlantis runs in but Fale ROCKS him first! Bonza whips Soberano into railing while Fale tosses Atlantis out. Fans rally up as Fale stares Atlantis down. Bonza puts Soberano in, Fale drags him up, and Fale scoops to SLAM Soberano! Soberano writhes, Fale stands on him at the ropes! The ref reprimands but fans cheer as Fale gives Soberno the “Bullet Club back massage.” Fale steps away as the ref counts, and he tags in Bonza. Bonza storms up on Soberano and throws his shirt at him.

Bonza then hauls Soberano up, and into a GORY ESPECIAL! Soberano endures as Bonza bends the arms back! And bends! Then Bonza makes it a backslide, TWO!! Soberano activates that core and he sits back up, only for Bonza to POWERBOMB him! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud as Soberano survives, but Bonza tags Fale. Fale drops a BIG elbow on Soberano’s back! And then another BIG elbow! Soberano crawls but Fale drags Soberano back. Tag to Bonza and he drops an elbow! Not as big as Fale’s but hey. Fale throws up the Too Sweet, then drags Soberano up. Soberano CHOPS, then he ELBOWS Fale, and he CHOPS again!

Soberano tilt-o-whirls and fans fire up, but Bonza turns rana into ANKLE LOCK! Soberano endures, flails, but Bonza steps onto the legs. Bonza digs his knuckles into the ribs to get the arms, and he says “Uno! Dos! Tres!” ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans applaud that Bonza pulls it off! Fale then tags in, and he picks Soberano up to SLAM him down! Bonza then BLASTS Atlantis off the apron, and Fale stands on Soberano again. Fale uses Soberano as a normal surfboard! Atlantis runs in to CLUB Fale, but the ref has him back off. Fale tags Bonza back in, and Bonza drags Soberano up to CHOP him back down!

Bonza stalks Soberano to a corner, Soberano eggs him on, so Bonza DECKS him! Bonza digs his boot in, the ref counts and Bonza lets off. Bonza stands Soberano up to whip corner to corner, then he runs in, but into a BOOT! Soberano hops on, CODE RED! Fans fire up while both men are down! Soberano and Bonza crawl, hot tag to Atlantis! Fans rally as Atlantis ducks ‘n’ dodges Bonza to RAAN! Atlantis ROCKS Fale, whips Bonza, and then hits a SPINEBUSTER on Bonza for a cover. TWO, and Atlantis has a HALF CRAB! Bonza endures, fans rally, and Bonza crawls forward. ROPEBREAK! Atlantis lets go but keeps his cool.

Atlantis drags Bonza up to scoop and SLAM him into a drop zone! Fans rally as Atlantis climbs, and he aims to DIVING- NO, Bonza dodges! Atlantis comes back, but Bonza drop toeholds him into buckles! Then Bonza gator rolls to COFRNER HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Atlantis survives and the fans rally up. Bonza paces, then he brings Atlantis up to ROCK him with a forearm! Atlantis ROCKS Bonza back, but Bonza ROCKS him! Atlantis ROCKS Bonza, Bonza ROCKS Atlantis, they go back and forth! Bonza knees low, runs, but Atlantis SUPERKICKS! Fans fire up and Atlantis runs, but into an ELBOW!

Bonza whips, and DISCUS LARIATS! Bonza stands Atlantis up, reels him in, but Atlantis suplexes! Atlantis tries to hold Bonza up but he’s pretty bulky, so he just SLAMS Bonza down for Soberano to SPLASH onto! Atlantis covers, TWO! Fale storms in to stomp Atlantis, then he runs. The luchadores dodge the double lariats to DOUBLE DROPKICK Fale onto ropes! Fans fire up as they also dial it up together, 619 DROPKICK COMBO! Soberano hurries up top to MISSILE DROPKICK Fale out of the ring! And Soberano just keeps going, to then FOSBURY FLOP! Direct hit and fans fire up! Bonza runs in but is put in a corner!

Bonza rebounds but into Atlantis’ POWERSLAM! Atlantis then goes up, fans rally again, FROG SPLASH! Cover, the luchadores win!

Winners: Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Rogue Army earns 0)

The NWA World Historic Light Heavyweight Champion scores another two points for this team, and they’re leading the block! Will CMLL conquer the WTL to become the top team in NJPW?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr!

Both teams fell in the first round, one to the sons of lucha libre and the other to two-fifths of Just5Guys. Which team rebounds and finally gets on the board?

The teams sort out and Suzuki argues with Nagata about who starts. Just like last time. But then Tsuji & Zandokan attack! The bell rings, the teams brawl, and Nagata tosses Tsuji out. Suzuki fires off forearms on Zandokan while Nagata goes out after Tsuji. Suzuki ROCKS Zandokan, whips him, but Zandokan runs him over! Zandokan stomps away on Suzuki, then has him at the ropes. Zandokan drags Suzuki up but Suzuki grabs him for a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets go, and then he drags Zandokan out to whip him into railing! Nagata KICKS Tsuji and keeps after him as he goes around the way.

Suzuki wrenches Zandokan’s arm, CLUBS it, and then stalks him. Nagata KICKS Tsuji, they go to the ramp, and Suzuki drags Zandokan up to wrench his arm, and wrap it around railing! The ref reprimands, but Suzuki BOOTS the railing to jam up the arm! Suzuki stalks Zandokan, Tsuji hits Nagata back, but Nagata kicks low. Suzuki ROCKS Zandokan, Tsuji and Nagata brawl in No Man’s Land, and then Nagata sends Tsuji into railing. Suzuki puts Zando in the ring, wrenches and BOOTS the arm, and Zando falls over. Suzuki laughs as he drags Zando back up, to double wristlock! Tag to Nagata, and he takes the handoff.

Nagata wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! And then another! Zando falls over, Nagata stomps him down. Nagata stomps Zando more, drags him back up, and wrenches again, only for Suzuki to tag in. Suzuki stomps Zando, headlocks then wrenches the arm to YANK it! Zando flounders while he clutches the arm, but Suzuki puts him in the corner. Tag to Nagata, though rather roughly, but Nagata stands Zando up. Nagata YANKS the arm, YANKS it again, then CLUBS Zando down. Nagata BOOTS Tsuji down, drags Zando back up, and he CLUBS the bad arm. Nagata has a double wristlock, but Suzuki frowns and tags in.

Nagata lets Zando for Suzuki to stalk him to ropes. Suzuki drags Zando up, but Zando CHOPS! Suzuki just eggs Zando on, so Zando CHOPS! Suzuki laughs and then ROCKS Zando! And again, and again! Suzuki whips Zando, Zando reverses to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans applaud. Zando crawls, hot tag to Tsuji! Tsuji runs to BLAST Nagata! Then he runs up to fire forearms on Suzuki. Tsuji whips, Suzuki reverses but Tsuji runs him over! And basement dropkicks! Tsuji stands Suzuki up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Tsuji stands Suzuki up, Suzuki fires off forearms, but Tsuji just grins.

Tsuji swings but Suzuki counter punches! Suzuki ROCKS Tsuji, whips him to a corner but Tsuji reverses. Tsuji runs in to SPLASH! Tsuji runs, but Suzuki dodges, gets around, and has the SLEEPER! Nagata tags in, they mug Tsuji, and Nagata KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Nagata fires up, whips corner to corner, but Tsuji dodges the boot! Tsuji kicks and whips corner to corner, runs in, but Suzuki intercepts to SLEEPER! Then feed to an EXPLODER! Fans cheer the teamwork and Nagata covers, TWO! Suzuki intercepts Zando with a SLEEPER, and Nagata puts Tsuji in a CROSSFACE! Tsuji endures, fans rally up, and Zando is fading!

Tsuji fights around, reaches out, and has a ROPEBREAK! Nagata lets Tsuji go, Suzuki drags Zando out to send him into railing! Tsuji fights the saido, Nagata knees low, and tries again! Tsuji counters with a headlock takeover! Nagata gets up and Tsuji V-TRIGGERS! Nagata ENZIGURIS! Nagata suplexes, for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Zando breaks it! Fans fire up, Nagata brings Zando up to ROCK him with forearm after forearm! Nagata runs, into a SUPERKICK! Nagata wobbles, Tsuji SUPERKICKS! Tsuji & Zando get Nagata up for THE ANCHOR! Cover, Suzuki breaks it! Fans fire up as Zando tosses Suzuki out.

Zando goes out after Suzuki, MISSILE DROPKICK off the apron! Tsuji drags Nagata to a drop zone as fans fire up with Zando! Zando tags in, climbs up, and DIVING SPLASHES! Cover, Suzuki breaks it again! Tsuji tosses Suzuki out now, then BLASTS him off the apron! Suzuki hits railing, Tsuji cheers Zando on. Zando drags Nagata up, but Nagata fires off forearms! Nagata CHOPS, Zando HEADBUTTS! Zando drags Nagata up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Zando sets Nagata up in the drop zone and he tags Tsuji! Tsuji goes up and stands on Zando’s shoulders! VAMOS AMIGOS SPLASH!! Cover, #GenePirates win!

Winners: Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Suzuki earn 0)

A rather surprising start for the murder grandpas! The Meanest Man in the World is furious so he just leaves Blue Justice behind! Is the World Tag League no country for old men? Will Gene Blast & The King of the World sail on until they have the treasure?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS Lance Archer & Alex Zayne!

In a first round shocker, the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions lost in the main event! Will there be another shocker in a second round loss? Or will they #GetBackUp by bringing down the Monster Sauce?

The teams sort out and Hirooki Goto steps up against Zayne. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Goto waistlocks. Zayne wrenches out, wristlocks, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Zayne wristlocks again, but Goto rolls, wrenches and wristlocks to a hammerlock then full nelson. Goto spins Zayne to a cravat, then a headlock. Zayne powers up and out, but Goto runs him over! Fans cheer but Zayne sits up. Goto runs, but he fakes Zayne out to stomp him! Goto headlocks again but Zayne throws body shots. Zayne powers up and out again, then gets around to roll him up!

Goto rolls through, he ducks the Eddy Gordo kick, then waistlocks. Zayne elbows free, runs, but Hashi jumps in, Bishamon double shoulder tackles! Zayne is down, Hashi runs and Goto hip tosses him, ZANMAI! Archer run sin but into double kicks. Bishamon HAMMERS away! But Archer explodes out! Archer swings, Bishamon dodges double lariats, and they run in to double shoulder tackle! And then ZANMAI for Archer! Fans rally, Bishamon has Zayne, and they HAMMER away on him! Fans cheer as Hashi flexes, and Goto storms up on Zayne in a corner. Goto stomps then fires forearms. Goto CLUBS Zayne, then whips corner to corner.

Archer slips in as Goto runs at Zayne. Zayne avoids the splash, Archer hits an elbow, and then Zayne returns, HIP TOSS CANNONBALL! Archer BLASTS Hashi, then CLOBBERS Goto! Zayne covers, TWO! Zayne keeps cool and he tags Archer in. Monster Sauce drags Goto up, Archer winds up for a big body shot! Archer bumps Goto off buckles, then fires more body shots! And a CHOP! Fans applaud and Archer whips Goto corner to corner hard! Archer mocks the “Se~ no!” Fans applaud and Archer steps to Hashi. Hashi backs off, Archer drags Goto up. Fans rally, Archer short arm LARIATS Goto down! Cover, TWO!

Archer is annoyed but Red Shoes defends his count was fair. Archer drags Goto away to tag in Zayne. Fans rally behind Zayne and he drags Goto up. Zayne reels Goto in, CLUBS him down, but Goto snarls. Zayne wrenches Goto and CHOPS! Goto snarls more, so Zayne CHOPS him again! Fans fire up for that one, and Zayne says that’s finger lickin’ good. Goto eggs Zayne on, so Zayne throws a forearm. Goto CHOPS and CHOPS, but Zayne knees low! Zayne whips Goto corner to corner, but Goto reverses. Goto runs in, but into a BOOT! Zayne runs, but Goto follows, to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! The Headhunter runs Zayne over! And ELBOWS him down! And whips him to a corner, but Zayne reverses. But Hashi comes back to CHOP! Zayne wobbles, Hashi mule kicks and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Hashi dropkicks Archer off the apron and fans fire up more. Hashi runs at Zayne to CHOP again! Hashi then hangs Zayne out to dry, fans rally up and Hashi runs side to side to DROPKICK Zayne down! Cover, TWO! Zayne hangs in there but Hashi keeps his cool. Hashi drags Zayne up, reels him in, FISHERMAN- NO, Zayne fights the lift! Zayne throws body shots but Hashi keeps trying!

Zayne throws more shots, then suplexes in return! Hashi lands out of the gourd buster! He swings, Zayne spins him and LARIATS! But Hashi’s right back up!? To LARIAT Zayne down! The fans rally up as both men crawl for their corners. Hot tag to Goto, and he BLASTS Archer! Goto hauls Zayne up, fires off forearms in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Goto runs in, MURAMASA! And then SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Zayne is still in this and the fans cheer. Goto drags Zayne up, fireman’s carries, but Zayne fights free with elbows. Zayne scoops, but Goto fights with elbows. But Zayne still hits BAJA BLAST! And then Archer BLASTS Hashi!

Zayne kips up and Archer says to finish this! Zayne says “ITADAKIMASU~!” Zayne drags Goto up as the fans rally, and Zayne straitjackets and pump handles! TACO DRIVER!! Cover, Hashi breaks it! Archer hauls Hashi up to choke grip! Hashi breaks free, dodges the lariat, and dropkicks the legs! Hashi keeps moving, BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi but Zayne scoops him! BAJA- NO, Hashi slips free to SUPERKICK! Hashi fires up and he calls to Goto! Half nelson, pump handle, but Zayne fights Karma! Hashi still powers up, but Zayne fights harder! Hashi body shots, feeds Zayne to Goto, but Zayne sends Goto into Hashi!

Zayne runs in, but into the HIDDEN GAP! And then fireman’s carry, FIERCE FLASH! Hashi calls the shot and the fans fire up! They get Zayne up, dragon sleeper and the leg hold, SHOTO!! Cover, ARCHER BREAKS IT! Fans fire up, Archer ROCKS Hashi and tosses him out! Archer drags Zayne to the corner and then tags in! Archer picks Zayne up to then THROW at Hashi!! Zayne and Hashi go down and the fans fire up! The Murderhawk Monster storms around and he drags Goto up. But Goto fires off forearms! Archer just roars and BOOTS! Goto roars and swings, into a spin, but Goto still suplexes first! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up as Archer stays in this. Goto drags Archer up, dragon sleepers, but Archer spins around to suplex! Goto slips free, waistlocks, but Archer elbows free. Archer runs in at the corner, but Goto dodges! Goto runs in but Archer puts him up top! And then STEP-UP KNEES! Goto wobbles, Archer lifts him in the inverted crucifix! BLACKOUT BOMB!!! Cover, MONSTER SAUCE WINS!!

Winners: Lance Archer & Alex Zayne, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bishamon earns 0)

It IS another shocker! The IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions lose two in a row!! Now they owe golden tickets to two teams! Is this a sign that Bishamon’s time on top could be coming to an end? Archer grabs the belts so he and Zayne can hold them up! Will this be what we see at WrestleKingdom 18?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo w/ Jado VS Taichi & Yuya Uemura!

In a shocker, the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions beat the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions in the first round’s main event! But will their momentum be cut short already? Or will they be able to bring down the Holy Emperor & Heat Wave?

ELP & Leo copy J5G by walking through the crowd to give fans some photo ops with the champs. The teams then sort out, and ELP gets the fans fired up for the main event. The fans chant and clap “E L P! E L P!” ELP then jumps to high-five Leo, and Leo offers to J5G. They decline, and ELP steps up for the team. Yuya insists, and Taichi accepts. Fans rally up as the bell rings and ELP stares Yuya down. They circle, and ELP takes off the shirt to then throw it to Leo. Leo misses and apologizes. ELP gets the fans to rally up again, and he ties up with Yuya. ELP wrenches, wristlocks, but Yuya rolls, wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, spins, hammerlocks, spins, cravats and armlocks!

Fans cheer, and ELP scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Yuya lets go quickly and the fans again. ELP and Yuya reset, and ELP gets the fans fired up again. ELP puts up his dukes, he and Yuya circle, and they feel things out. They knuckle lock, Yuya wrenches but ELP rolls, handsprings, wrenches, hammerlocks, spins Yuya to a cravat and then headlock takeover. Yuya headscissors but ELP kips free, and the fans cheer again. ELP shoves Yuya, Yuya shoves back. ELP eggs Yuya on, Yuya fires up, and they tie up again. ELP headlocks, Yuya powers out, and ELP runs Yuya over! ELP flexes while fans cheer, and things speed up.

Yuya hurdles, ELP shoves, then ELP hurdles, and Yuya leaps over. They both dropkick, those cancel out, and fans cheer as both men kip up! ELP backs off, and Leo reaches out. ELP tags Leo in, so Yuya goes to his corner. Leo waits, and Yuya tags Taichi. The fans rally up for the KOPW Champion and he steps in. Leo takes a sumo stance? Fans cheer, but Taichi isn’t so sure. Leo gets a “TAI~CHI! TAI~CHI!” chant going, and then hits the sumo stance again. Taichi nods and steps up, to then BOOT Leo! Taichi CLUBS Leo and stomps him, but Leo just stands up! Taichi KICKS the leg again and again, but Leo choke grips!

Taichi breaks free, and choke grips in return! But Leo choke grips again! And Leo’s arms are longer! Taichi can’t reach, so he just breaks free and KICKS! But Leo runs Taichi over! Then he BLASTS Yuya! Leo stomps Taichi, paces, and he drags Taichi up. Leo tosses Taichi out, and ELP is there to whip Taichi to railing. Taichi stops himself, ELBOWS ELP away, and then storms up. ELP dodges Ax Bomber to go up and ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit and fans fire up! ELP puts Taichi in the ring and Leo covers, TWO! The fans rally, Leo drags Taichi up, and Leo whips Taichi to ropes, to ELBOW him down!

Leo then runs to drop a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO! Taichi stays in this but Leo sits him up for a chinlock. Taichi endures, the fans rally, and Taichi fights up. Leo squeezes tight but Taichi throws body shots. Leo CLUBS Taichi down, then drags him back up. Fans cheer with ELP, “BOOT! BOOT!” and Leo bumps Taichi off ELP’s boot! Tag to ELP, and they sit Taichi down. ELP stomps a mudhole, then calls for a boot! ELP brings Taichi around, Leo puts his foot up, but Taichi turns things around and sends ELP into Leo’s boot! Leo hobbles back, but ELP manages to dropkick Taichi first! ELP BLASTS Yuya, too!

ELP puts Taichi in the corner to RAM into him! And again! And again! Red Shoes reprimands, ELP tags Leo, and ELP traps Taichi so Leo can CHOKE him! ELP lets off, Leo ROCKS Taichi, and Leo pushes Taichi to a cover, ROPEBREAK! Taichi’s foot saves him, but Leo drags him back up. Fans rally, Leo choke grips, but Taichi CHOPS! And kicks! And KICKS the leg! Leo eggs him on, Taichi kicks more but Leo kicks low. Leo whips Taichi to a corner, runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Fans rally up as Taichi falls over. Taichi and Leo crawl for their corners, hot tag to Yuya, and he dodges Leo to BLAST ELP!

Yuya DROPKICKS Leo, Leo stays up, so Yuya DROPKICKS again! Leo still stands, ELP runs in but Yuya sends him into Leo! Then Yuya arm-drags ELP! And then DOUBLE CHOP! Leo runs up, and he blocks the arm-drag! Leo whips Yuya to a corner, but Yuya goes up to CROSSBODY! Leo rises, but Yuya arm-drags! Fans fire up with Yuya and Leo goes to a corner. Yuya runs in to forearm smash, then he whips. Leo reverses, runs in, but Yuya ELBOWS! Yuya goes up, FLYING BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Leo is still in this but Yuya stays focused. Yuya fires up, goes up a corner, but he has to leap over Leo! Leo comes back to BOOT Yuya down!

Fans fire up and Leo tags ELP. Leo drags Yuya up, they double whip Yuya to a corner, then Leo sends ELP in. ELP FLYING ELBOWS, then he feeds Yuya to Leo’s SIDEWALK SLAM! ELP goes up, LIONSAULT but onto knees! Yuya saves himself, the fans rally up, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up on ELP, kicks him and then gives him Kawada Kicks! ELP goes to a corner, Taichi runs in and BOOTS him! Taichi keeps moving, but ELP dodges Ax Bomber to mule kick. ELP whips, Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Fans fire up, Taichi stands and he brings ELP around. Taichi reels ELP in but ELP fights with elbows!

ELP straitjackets but Taichi fights the torture rack. So ELP waistlocks! But Taichi breaks free to PELE! ELP runs up to BOOT! Taichi AX BOMBERS! Fans fire up, and Taichi BLASTS Leo for good measure! Then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims from the corner, ELP rises up, into TENSHO- NO, ELP dodges to ENZIGURI! Taichi wobbles, and he GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Taichi crawls, hot tag to Yuya! Yuya BLASTS Leo, drags ELP back up, and Taichi hops back in. Yuya whips ELP to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Feed to a RIDGE HAND CHOP! Yuya CHOPS, then Taichi BOOTS!

ELP wobbles, into a BULLDOG from Yuya! Cover, TWO! ELP survives and fans rally up. Taichi & Yuya stand ELP up, double back suplex, but ELP lands out! ELP dodges Yuya, slides under Taichi but Taichi grabs a leg! ELP BOOTS Taichi into Yuya! Hot tag to Leo! Leo UPPERCUTS Yuya, Taichi dodges but Leo still BOOTS him! Leo scoops Yuya, SNAKE EYES! Leo runs to run Yuya over! Leo waits on Taichi, choke grips him, and then Leo choke grips Yuya! But they break free, mug Leo and double whip. But Leo breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT! Fans fire up again and Leo waits on Yuya. Yuya grits his teeth as he stands, into a choke grip!

Leo lifts but Yuya fights with elbows! Yuya runs, into a scoop! POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Yuya survives but Leo calls his shot! Leo drags Yuya up with the choke grip, and GOD- NO, Yuya victory rolls and then has an arm! TRIANGLE HOLD! Taichi catches ELP into SEITEI JUJIHO!! ELP & Leo endure stereo submissions, but Leo reaches out with his long legs! Leo fights and fights, ROPEBREAK! Yuya lets go and Taichi sends ELP out. Yuya fires back up and he drags Leo up. Yuya traps an arm, then traps the other. But Leo is just too tall for the suplex! Leo breaks free with a HEADBUTT! Then he choke grips!

Yuya breaks free but Leo UPPERCUTS! And choke grip! GOD- SATELLITE DDT!! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Yuya and Leo crawl, but they have to go past each other! Yuya rolls, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up on Leo, to KICK! Leo shakes his head, so Taichi KICKS him again! Leo grits his teeth and stays up, so Taichi KICKS again! Leo just fires up! And he blocks a kick! Leo swings, Taichi dodges, to SOBAT! Taichi runs, but into the SPINNING POWERSLAM! Fans fire up again as Leo crawls, hot tag to ELP! ELP steps up the ropes, to springboard THUNDERKISS 86!! ELP bounces off the cover but makes it back, TWO!!

ELP is frustrated, but he coordinates with Leo. The fans rally up as ELP straitjackets and torture racks. Leo runs in, BOOT UFO, into BRAIN SALAD!! Cover, YUYA BREAKS IT!! Fans are thunderous as Yuya CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS on Leo! Leo CHOPS back and Yuya falls! Leo & ELP coordinate, they tune up the band, and Taichi slowly rises. SUDDEN- NO, Taichi dodges! Taichi runs in, but into the choke grip! But then Taichi whips Leo into SUDDEN DEATH!! And then a trip and GEDO CLUTCH!! TWO?!?! ELP escapes and the fans are thunderous again! Yuya returns, he runs in to DROPKICK ELP in the corner!

Yuya then runs at Leo, to clothesline Leo and himself out of the ring! But wait, Yuya skins the cat! Fans fire up as Yuya then PLANCHAS to take Leo down! Taichi roars, aims, TENSHO- NO, ELP dodges! Trip and GEDO CLUTCH!!! TWO?!?!? ELP hurries to tune up and aim, but TENSHO JUJIHO hits first!!! Taichi hauls ELP up, Alabama Lift and tuck, BLACK MEPHISTO!!! Cover, J5G wins!!!

Winners: Taichi & Yuya Uemura, by pinfall (gain 2 points; ELP & Hikuelo earn 0)

A wild main event has a wild ending! The NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions have lost, but they still show Taichi & Yuya respect by offering a handshake. Yuya & Taichi accept, and the fans cheer. Will ELP & Leo owe golden tickets to J5G after this is all over?

As for J5G, Taichi gets the mic first to thank the fans here in Yamanashi for coming out tonight. And Taichi says he can’t be sure if it was just circumstances or bad timing, but today is not the only live broadcast today. Well, even if it wasn’t, this isn’t Taichi’s YouTube, it’s NJPW World. But regardless of a live livestream or not, professional wrestlers still fight with all their might. Fans cheer that! Taichi thanks the crowd again and is amazed at how many of them are supporting the pro-wrestlers. The fans cheer that, too, and then Taichi looks to Yuya. The fans start chanting for Yuya, so Taichi hands over the mic!

Yuya takes the mic, then lets his hair down. Yuya holds up the mic, the fans applaud, but then he just stands there. The fans chant his name again, and he finally speaks. He agrees with Taichi, it has nothing to do with livestreaming. He is just happy to see everyone who came here. Fans cheer that, and he thanks them, too. Yuya vows to “create excitement through pro-wrestling and change the world.” For he is the Heat Storm! This run has only just begun, but it will accelerate and grow, and they will return to Yamanashi. The fans cheer that, and Yuya says he will never forget this moment. After winning WTL, Yuya Uemura and Just5Guys will continue to rise! Thank you very much!

The fans applaud and Yuya returns the mic to Taichi. Taichi says that is right. He has left a lot of things behind, but winning WTL just seems like a no-brainer. He definitely wants to win this time. In fact, they of Just5Guys will be competing on December 23rd as part of Taichi’s first fan event. The deadline for tickets is today! Don’t hesitate, click here to apply! Thank you very much! Mic drop and the fans cheer. Will NJPW soon belong to Just5Guys?

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Taichi & Yuya Uemura: 2-0, 4 points
Alex Zayne & Lance Archer: 2-0, 4 points
Atlantis Jr. y Soberano Jr: 2-0, 4 points
ELP & Hikuleo: 1-1, 2 points
Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr: 1-1, 2 points
Bishamon: 0-2, 0 points
Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza: 0-2, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki: 0-2, 0 points


My Thoughts:

An awesome fourth day of WTL and a second round for B Block. What wild results even just this early, with Nagata & Suzuki 0-2, and the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions also 0-2! Awesome wins for Tsuji & Zandokan and Monster Sauce from those matches. And a great main event, with a great win for Taichi & Yuya. I really like the three teams we’ve got at 2-0 right now, and I like all of their chances of making it to the finals. NJPW fans still really like Archer, and they also like Zayne, they could have a great match with whoever wins out of A Block.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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