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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (2/2/21)

It’s a Dark 13!

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AEW Dark 2

It’s a baker’s dozen before AEW Beach Break!

It’s Groundhog Day, but there won’t be a time loop for second chances! Will Rey Fenix be red hot going into AEW Dynamite?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto VS Team TNT & M’Badu; The Natural Nightmares & Comoroto win.
  • Rey Fenix VS KC Navarro; Fenix wins.
  • Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay & The Dark Order VS Tesha Price; Conti wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Dani Jordyn; Rosa wins.
  • Santana & Ortiz VS Fuego del Sol & Vary Morales; Santana & Ortiz win.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Katalina Perez; Hirsch wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Ryzin & Danny Limelight; The Acclaimed wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS Shawn Dean, Baron Black, Aaron Solow & Mike Verna; Kiss, Janela & Bear Country win.
  • Ivelisse & Diamante VS Vertvixen & Jazmin Allure; Ivelisse & Diamante wins.
  • The Gunn Club w/ Austin Gunn VS John Skyler & Ray Jaz; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Alex Gracia; Velvet wins.
  • Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Jake St. Patrick; Vance wins.
  • Tag Team Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Chaos Project; SCU wins and stays a team.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto VS Team TNT & M’Badu!

Dustin Rhodes and QT Marshall team up with the Freak Beast after he was impressive even in defeat! Will they be able to take on an equally strong combination in Terrell & Terrence Hughes teaming with the Nigerian warrior?

The teams sort out, and Comoroto starts against Terrell. They circle, tie up, and Comoroto shoves Terrell away. Terrell tags Terrence and Comoroto circles with him now. They tie up, and Comoroto again shoves his opponent away. Comoroto calls out M’Badu and M’Badu tags in! They circle, M’Badu sucker punches QT and then TNT sneak attacks Comoroto! TNT set Comoroto up and M’Badu runs in, but Comoroto back drops him away! TNT double whip, Comoroto breaks through the clothesline and then double clotheslines TNT! QT tags in and dropkicks M’Badu down! Cover, ONE! QT wrenches, M’Badu knees low, and then puts QT in the corner.

Tag to Terrence and he rams into QT over and over! Tag to Terrell, TNT feeds QT to a scoop and sidewalk slam! Terrell fireman’s carries Terrence, but QT avoids the Rolling Death Valley Senton! QT CLOBBERS Terrell, wrenches and tags in Dusty. The Natural Nightmares whip and knee lift Terrell, cover, TWO! Dustin drags Terrell up, wrenches, but Terrell throws body shots. Terrell whips, Dustin reverses, Dustin arm-drags! Dustin hits a wrench, elbow breaker and wristlocks. Terrell powers Dustin to the corner, Dustin fights out but into a forearm! Tag to Terrence, Team TNT put him in a corner and then Terrell whips Terrence in.

Dustin elbows Terrence away, but Terrence dodges the clothesline and Terrell CLOBBERS him! Terrence covers, ONE! Dustin gets to ropes, Terrence brings him up and tags in Terrell. Team TNT stomp away, then dig knees into Dustin’s head. Terrell distracts the ref, and both Terrence and M’Badu choke Dustin! QT and Comoroto protest but the ref keeps them back. Terrell adds a stomp, then tags in M’Badu. M’Badu DECKS Dustin, puts him in an open corner with a buckle bump, then whips him corner to corner HARD! M’Badu DECKS QT, but Comoroto protests and that distracts the ref from M’Badu’s cover! Dustin gets away, M’Badu tags Terrell and Terrell KICKS Dustin!

Terrell chokes Dustin, the ref counts and Terrell lets off, but Terrence gets a cheap shot in! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Terrell grinds Dustin down with a chinlock. Dustin fights up, throws heavy shots, but Terrell whips. Dustin says “Not today!” and then hits the Rhodes Uppercut! Terrell hurries after Dustin, whips him to the corner, but Dustin fights out! Fans rally up as Dustin fires up and hurries for his corner. Terrell grabs Dustin and rolls him, ONE! Dustin hits a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Dustin fires up and fans fire up with him, hot tag to Comoroto and M’Badu! Comoroto rallies on M’Badu and TNT!

Comoroto SLAMS M’Badu, SLAMS Terrence, and then whips Terrence into M’Badu! CORNER SPLASH SANDWICH! Comoroto keeps going but M’Badu knees low! M’Badu hops up top but Comoroto ROCKS him first! Terrence slings his shoulder in but Comoroto catches him! Comoroto holds M’Badu up with one hand!! MILITARY PRESS SLAM DRAPING DDT COMBO!! He truly is a FREAK BEAST! Fans fire up with Comoroto but Terrell CLOBBERS him from behind! Terrell helps Terrence up, but QT hits a CUTTER! Dustin hits a BULLDOG! M’Badu runs in but Comoroto choke grips then trophy lifts! To a POWERSLAM! Cover, Comoroto & the Natural Nightmares win!

Winners: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto, by pinfall

The Freak Beast impresses all over again! Will the Nightmare Family think to recruit him to their ranks and make the family even stronger?

 

Rey Fenix VS KC Navarro!

The Firebird is going to team up with The Bastard, PAC, and the Maniac, Jon Moxley, for Beach Break against the Bullet Club, but he needs a warm-up. Will the #TrulyBlessed feel anything but after Dark?

The bell rings, they tie up, and Fenix wrenches to a wristlock. Navarro rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to a wristlock of his own. Fenix rakes eyes, wrenches around, hooks a leg and drags Navarro down. Navarro rolls but Fenix still catches him to a modified butterfly stretch! Then to a ghost pin, TWO! Navarro is dizzy but Fenix waits for him to get up. Navarro and Fenix tie up with knuckle locks, then Fenix rolls to reel Navarro in! Navarro avoids that, flips and boots but Fenix blocks! Fenix flips Navarro, blocks strikes then spins Navarro to roll him! Fenix then offers a handshake as fans cheer. Navarro throws hands but Fenix dodges to CHOP!

Navarro is stinging, Fenix CLUBS him at the ropes then wraps the arm in the ropes! The ref reprimands but Fenix kicks the leg as he lets go. Navarro goes to the corner, Fenix brings him out but Navarro fires off haymakers! Navarro runs but into a body shot! Fenix whips, Navarro reverses but Fenix tiger feints through! Navarro dodges the heel kick, Fenix whips him but Navarro goes Spider-Man! Navarro eggs Fenix on and baits him into the ropes! Navarro slingshots to BOOT Fenix back in, then he climbs up the corner! Navarro leaps, but Fenix catches him! Fenix pops Navarro into a suplex, but Navarro STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cover, ONE!!

Fenix slips out but Navarro keeps his focus. Navarro aims from a corner, runs, but Fenix rolls him to then DROPKICK him down! Fenix mocks Navarro with some slaps to the head, then brings him up into underhooks. Navarro resists, Fenix CLUBS him, then tries again. Navarro continues to resist, Fenix clubs away more and more than pump handles. Fenix lifts and flips Navarro to then omoplata then figure four the legs! But Fenix doesn’t pull back on the modified cloverleaf, he SMASHES Navarro’s knees into the mat over and over again! Fenix lets Navarro go and seethes as he brings Navarro up.

Fenix fireman’s carries, Navarro fights out and fires off forearms! Fenix eggs him on, Navarro keeps throwing forearms, then bobs ‘n’ weaves, but into a KNEE! Fenix gut wrenches but Navarro RANAS! Navarro runs, DESTINO~?! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives the running sliced bread, but Navarro has fans rallying for him. Navarro goes to a corner, climbs, but Fenix trips him up and CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Navarro boots back, Fenix 619’s the legs out! Navarro hits the mat, Fenix powers up with Latino Heat for a FROG SPLASH! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

That was a scorcher! Will Fenix’s fire inspire PAC and Moxley to bring that same level of intensity for Beach Break?

 

Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay & The Dark Order VS Tesha Price!

The Brazilian Blackbelt still has Number 99 and the team by her side, but she hasn’t officially decided to #JoinDarkOrder. Will a victory sell Tesha on the idea?

The bell rings and Tay circles with Tesha. They tie up, Tay headlocks then wrenches to get around and trap both of Tesha’s arms, into a COMPLETE SHOT! Tay smiles as she gets both arms, double omoplatas and bridges! Tesha pops free, makes it a cover, TWO! Tay dodges the boot, tries to chicken wing but Tesha powers her into buckles! Tesha handsprings back in to roundhouse, mid kick and then ROCK Tay with a forearm! Tesha mocks Jay but Tay is there to pull hair! Tay fires off forearms, Tesha pushes her but Tay blocks the boots! Tay ducks the haymakers and drags Tesha to a DRAPING KNEEBAR!

The ref counts, Tay lets go and blows a kiss to the fans before she brings Tesha back up. Tesha dodges the boot, rolls Tay, TWO! Tesha ROCKS Tay, whips her to ropes, but Tay reverses. Tesha kicks Tay, Tay ducks one kick but not the ROUNDHOUSE! But she gives a ROUNDHOUSE back! Both women fire up, run and DOUBLE HAIR PULL FACEBUSTER! Fans fire up as both women are down and a standing count begins. Tesha drags Tay up, Tay breaks free, boots Tesha away then rallies with clotheslines! Tay fires up more, gets around, ripcord and drop sayanagi! And another! And the hat trick!

Tay fires up, dares Tesha to get up, and then KNEES her in the corner! Tay whips, Tesha reverses then runs, but Tay dodges to ROCK Tesha back! Tay climbs, Tesha runs over but Tay leaps over! Tay comes back to BOOT Tesha down! Tay rolls Tesha by a leg, chicken wings her, then Gory Especial to the TAY K O! Cover, Tay wins!

Winner: Tay Conti, by pinfall

Number 99 and Negative One are here to celebrate Tay’s victory, and it’s clear she’d be a strong asset to the team! Will Tay take the plunge and #JoinDarkOrder after all?

 

AEW Dark presents an all new Waiting Room!

Rebel welcomes us all back and introduces The Role Model, Dr. Britt Baker! Britt thanks Reba and thanks the fans, but let’s talk Kenny Omega! The latest and greatest fashion icon made gouging someone’s eye out with a boot sexy! If he ever wants to be on the Waiting Room, he’s a shoe-in. Rebel’s cohost laugh returns. But Britt brings up the Beach Break Tag Team Battle Royal, where the winners will go to AEW Revolution to fight for those AEW World Tag Team Championships! However, The Young Bucks are in that match, too, and we know they’d love to win and wrestle themselves. Those boys just love putting themselves over, right? And congrats on getting their book over with The Waiting Room.

And also, the Superbad Wedding is finally happening! Britt lets us in on how gorgeous the bridal shower was. If there is one ugly photo, they can all confidently say the butler did it. Get it? Because of Chuck Taylor. Personally, Britt likes the budding friendship between Miro and “Charles.” Sometimes you have to change up your best friends for the better. Speaking of, a personal favorite of hers, and a member of Team Taz, is their guest today! It’s Absolute Ricky Starks! Starks walks in, strikes a pose, and Britt snipes the hug from Rebel. Starks thanks everyone and says wow, Britt looks good. No, he looks good. No she looks go. They both look good.

Britt is happy to have him here and is curious to hear what he’s got going on. Well if you still haven’t heard, Starks and Brian Cage are taking on Sting and Darby Allin in a Street Fight! Don’t let Starks’ threads fool you, he can get down and dirty. Britt likes the sound of that, but is curious. There was always something missing in AEW, and now Starks is here and is a shining star! Oh stop! Starks came here and realized that the future is way clearer now that he’s looking at Britt. Oh my~! But also, Starks is loving this outfit. She looks great. Britt shows off the Rock inspired look, and Starks digs it.

Starks wants to let her know something. She’s reminding him of someone. She’s like the Meghan Markel of AEW, and Britt says she’s getting Prince vibes from Starks. But wait, Tony Schiavone barges in to get them to stop this flatter fest! Nice necklace, though. And hi, Ricky, nice to see you. Notice Schiavone is the one on the wall in those pictures? Yes, Starks did. Schiavone says that sadly, the Waiting Room is all out of time for the week, so thanks for coming, Starks. Rebel says there’s plenty of time. No, there isn’t! See you next time on the Waiting Room!

 

Thunder Rosa VS Dani Jordyn!

We just saw The Dentist flap her gums, but she still has to put up or shup against the former NWA Women’s World Champion! Will the Real Mean Girl feel the Thunder that’s coming for Britt?

Dani shows off the Burn Book page on Rosa. “All Hype,” “She asked me how to spell orange,” and “She doesn’t even go here!” Only one of those is true. The bell rings and Dani circles with Rosa while talking trash. They approach, Dani stays out of Rosa’s grip. but then Rosa comes back to waistlock, trip and float all over Dani! Rosa facelocks, fans cheer, but Dani fights up and wrenches to a hammerlock. Dani headlocks, Rosa pops out to get an arm, but Dani wrenches and elbow breakers to a whip! Rosa reverses, Dani jumps over then Rosa hurdles, to arm-drag! Dani flounders up into another arm-drag! Rosa kicks low, scoops Dani and slams her!

Rosa runs to drop a back senton! Cover, TWO! Dani scrambles to a corner, Rosa runs in, for a leaping forearm! Rosa rolls and runs back in but Dani dodges! Dani runs back in to uppercut! Dani snapmare rolls and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Dani argues the count, then goes to get her Burn Book! Dani clubs Rosa, chokes her on the ropes, then shows Rosa her page! Rosa pushes Dani away, throws body shots, then gets around to dropkick Dani down! Fans fire up as Rosa drags Dani up and bumps her off buckles! Rosa kicks low, but Dani dodges the forearm to give a forearm! And another! Dani whips corner to corner, runs in but Rosa drop toeholds her into buckles!

Rosa runs corner to corner to A-List Lariat! Dani sits down, Rosa swings in for METEORA! Rosa fires up and fans are with her as she goes corner to corner again, for a basement dropkick! Rosa drags Dani back up, throws forearms then whips, but Dani reverses. Rosa goes to the apron, shoulders back in, but Dani kicks her back! Dani goes up, is in the ropes herself, and hits a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives that real mean DDT, then kicks back and fires off forearms! Rosa scoops, for the THUNDER DRIVER! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

The Thunder rolls and is ready for Dynamite! Will Beach Break be where Rosa breaks Britt?

 

Santana & Ortiz VS Fuego del Sol & Vary Morales!

While #Y2MJF is considered THE team pursuing the titles, all three of the Inner Circle’s tag teams are involved in Beach Break’s Tag Team Battle Royal! Will the Proud ‘n’ Powerful be rolling into that chance to change the pecking order?

The teams sort out, Ortiz starts with Fuego and they circle. They tie up with knuckle locks but Ortiz kicks, spins and trips Fuego! Ortiz rolls Fuego to his feet for a judo throw then cording hold to another throw! Things speed up, Fuego huricanranas then dropkicks! Ortiz flounders, Fuego runs in but only gets buckles! Ortiz slingshots, rolls Fuego, spins him to a backbreaker then a Gory Especial, GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Ortiz drags Fuego up, tags Santana, then feeds Fuego to Santana’s cravat, assisted Shiranui to a DRAGON SLEEPER BOMB! Santana DECKS Morales, covers Fuego, but Morales breaks it!

Morales fires off on Santana, mule kicks, front kicks and SUPERKICKS! Morales runs, but into Santana’s BOOT! Fuego is up, he runs at Santana to wheelbarrow then victory roll, TWO! Fuego rolls up and over to sunset flip, TWO! Santana runs into a kick but he gets around to MAT SLAM, then BOOT Fuego down! Santana seethes as he looms over Fuego, then stands him up to CHOP him! Tag to Ortiz, PNP coordinates but Fuego reverses! Santana WRECKS Morales, Ortiz school boy rolls Fuego but doesn’t cover, so Santana can ROCK Fuego! Santana fireman’s carries Fuego, Ortiz runs in, DEATH VALLEY NECKBREAKER! Cover, PNP wins!

Winners: Santana & Ortiz, by pinfall

That was definitely powerful, but the pitbulls are looking more pissed than proud! Will they make it painfully obvious to everyone, even Chris Jericho and MJF, that they are the ones to go after the Young Bucks and those AEW World Tag Team titles?

 

Leyla Hirsch VS Katalina Perez!

#LEGIT couldn’t quite beat the Superbad bride to be when her whole bridal party was there ringside. Will she get a fair shake against the Queenpin?

The bell rings and Leyla circles with Katalina. They tie up, go around, Leyla throws Katalina down but Katalina hurries to ropes! Leyla lets off, Katalina goes out to shake out her arm, then gets in. Leyla is right on her with a waistlock and SLAM! And then another waistlock, and another slam! That was almost a suplex! Leyla drags Katalina up to SLAM her down again! Leyla paces, waistlocks, but Katalina runs to ropes to hotshot Leyla away! Katalina hits a EuroUpper then covers, TWO! Katalina fires off on Leyla, Leyla gets up but Katalina is on her in the corner. Katalina whips corner to corner, Leyla goes up and over and rolls Katalina to KNEE her down!

Leyla is seething as she drags Katalina up. Katalina avoids the Olympic Slam, but misses at the ropes! Leyla gets her down, ARMBAR! Katalina taps, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

So legit, Katalina had to quit! But will Leyla rise up the ranks to still head for gold?

 

The Acclaimed debuts a new rap video!

“Throw ’em out, throw ’em out!” Top Flight should go through puberty, “botchin’ all your moves so what can you do to me?” Luchasaurus has two degrees, but if he’s so smart, then he should write his own eulogy! Private Party, just go back to AXS channel! Matter o’ fact, those jokes should go to Comedy Central. Dark Order comin’ out for the showdown, but they’ll have that weird cult lookin’ like Jonestown. Inner Circle, fighting with themselves. MJF texted Max Carter, he’s actually swell. But they’ll fight Jericho, dump him on his head. Or just let him do a Lionsault instead. HAH! Throw ’em out, throw ’em out, Acclaimed is the gang, what you know about that? Throw ’em out, throw ’em out!

Young Bucks in charge cuz the EVP’s, politicked their way in because they gree-dy. Acclaimed had Bucks beat but they KO’d the ref. Didn’t think they’d cheat, but they know the rep! Make ’em tap four times, head, chest, shoulders, put them down with one finger, just like a holder. They don’t like the Bucks cuz the Bucks are shorter, then take more TV time than the Dark Order. BORING~, the same ol’ stuff! ‘Bout to change the name to Acclaimed Gold Rush! FTR, you ain’t so tough. All that attitude compensates for what? Throw ’em out, throw ’em out, Acclaimed is the gang, what you know about?

 

The Acclaimed VS Ryzin & Danny Limelight!

Did you think Max Caster and Anthony Bowens were stopping at dropping a new track? No, here’s a special bonus! “We gotta fight Ryzin, he got no acclaim. I don’t like leather, but hey we don’t kink shame. You about to get stamped on, your red hair got you lookin’ like a tampon! Danny Lime- Wait, is that, is that a spider on Danny’s chest? Aubrey, kill the spider!” Oh wait it’s just a really dumb tattoo? Well you dealing with Acclaimed, so let’s break down his name! Lime cuz he’s bitter, just always upset. Light cuz he ain’t got muscles on his chest! “Acclaimed don’t stop, everything we do is so hot! ‘Ey yo, I’m never gonna drop! When I’m on the mic, I make Taz pop!” Taz admits that’s true. The Acclaimed have arrived, but will they thrive before they go into Beach Break?

Ryzin and Limelight try to sort out, but The Acclaimed clobber them! The bell rings so this is on record but the Acclaimed double whip only for Ryzin to reverse. Caster and Limelight hold ropes, and upon realizing who is where, Limelight ENZIGURIS Caster! Ryzin has Bowens and Limelight DROPKICKS Bowens down! Limelight then FLIES and takes out Caster! Limelight does a dance, brings Caster back up and in, but Bowens anchors Limelight’s feet but Limelight BOOTS him away! Limelight gets in, Caster runs over and dropkicks him! Limelight tags in Ryzin, Ryzin runs in but Caster dodges. Ryzin dodges Caster to calf kick!

Fans fire up and Caster goes to a corner, Ryzin runs in to splash! Ryzin whips corner to corner, Caster reverses but Ryzin goes up and over. Ryzin dodges again, crossbodies, but into Caster’s arms! Caster hotshots Ryzin then runs to LARIAT! Tag to Bowens, Caster drags Ryzin up and The Acclaimed double whip. They trip Ryzin, elbow drop to basement dropkick! Bowens covers, Limelight breaks it! Ryzin throws body shots but Bowens throws forearms and elbows. Bowens CHOPS Ryzin, stomps him in the corner, then tags in Caster. The Acclaimed mug Ryzin, Caster elbows Ryzin down, then swivels hips over him. Caster chinlocks Ryzin, Ryzin endures as fans rally up.

Ryzin fights up and throws body shots, but Caster keeps him close to back suplex high and hard! Caster pie faces Limelight, goes back to Ryzin, and Bowens comes in. Ryzin elbows Bowens away then back drops Caster! Hot tag to Limelight! Limelight dodges Caster, BOOTS Bowens, then gets around Caster to rana! Caster staggers, Limelight runs in to uppercut and GAMANGIRI! Limelight goes up top and leaps, METEORA! Cover, TWO!! Caster survives but Limelight keeps his focus. Limelight brings Caster up, throws forearms and kicks, then runs. Ryzin tags in, Caster pops Limelight up for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ryzin SUPERKICKS but Bowens BLASTS Limelight!

Ryzin grabs at Bowens and drags him up, but Bowens hotshots! Caster ripcords to CHOP and LARIAT Ryzin! Tag to Bowens, the Acclaimed coordinate, SIDE EFFECT to MACHO ELBOW! Acclaim to Fame! Cover, The Acclaimed wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Limelight is late to getting back in, Caster and Bowens take the win! But will The Acclaimed throw ’em out, throw ’em out to become contenders?

 

8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS Shawn Dean, Baron Black, Aaron Solow & Mike Verna!

Jersey’s Finest reunite, and they combine forces with Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson! Will these four overcome the Captain, the EmpBruh, the Extra Talented and the Real Man of Steel?

The teams sort out and the Bad Boy starts with Solow. They tie up, Solow wrenches to a wristlock, but Janela rolls, handsprings and wrenches. Solow wrenches back, Janela wrenches back, but Solow knees low! Solow reaches for a tag but Janela arm-drags him! Janela hurdles Solow then drop toeholds Solow into buckles! Tag to Kiss, Janela GERMAN SUPLEXES Solow for Kiss’ CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Solow tags Verna, Kiss dodges Verna to ROCK him with forearms! Kiss boots but Verna blocks to flip him! Verna pops Kiss up, brings him around and BUCKLE BOMBS to a SNAP SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cover, ONE!!

Verna drags Kiss over, Baron tags in and Baron throws hands. Baron puts Kiss in a standing cobra twist and even adds a leg! Kiss endures, fans rally and Kiss fights free! Kiss hip tosses with a split, Baron avoids Kiss’ kick to atomic drop and backstabber! Cover, TWO! Tag to Dean as Kiss goes to an open corner, and Dean runs corner to corner to dropkick! Dean goes again to dropkick again! Kiss wobbles into the SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Kiss lives but Dean tags in Solow. Solow drags Kiss up, Kiss throws body shots and ROCKS him, but Solow trips Kiss to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Solow runs at Kiss in the corner but Kiss blocks and kicks back!

Kiss goes up, Solow yanks him down but Kiss does the splits! Kiss ducks, rolls Solow up, TWO! Solow runs into a SCREW HIGH KICK! Both men are down, fans fire up, hot tags to Janela and Verna! Janela sends Verna into buckles, fires hands on Solow then DECKS him! Janela goes up onto Verna to use him for the TORNADO DDT on Solow! SUPERKICK for Solow and some Scott Hall fingers to bait in Baron and Dean! Janela dumps them out, climbs up the corner, and Boulder is the boost for a SUPER CROSSBODY! Janela takes out all four opponents and is fired up!

Janela puts Verna in, aims and runs to uppercut! Kiss handsprings in to back elbow! Bronson hits a splash! Boulder hits a splash! Bear Country feeds Verna to Janela’s DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, but Dean and team break it! Boulder and Bronson clear the ring of Baron, Solow and Dean! Janela tags Bronson in, but Boulder gets in and lifts Bronson in the Electric Chair! Janela tags back in before the BEAR COUNTRY SPLASH! Janela goes up to MACHO ELBOW! Cover, Jersey’s Finest & Bear Country win!

Winners: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country

The Bad Boy did the heavy lifting, though so did Boulder! Jersey’s Finest is in that Beach Break battle royal, will the road trip to glory finally reach its destination?

 

Ivelisse & Diamante VS Vertvixen & Jazmin Allure!

The Women’s Tag Cup winners are back in action together, and are looking to make major moves towards the coming AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament! Will two of AEW’s newest be stepping stones towards that goal?

There’s some trash talked as teams sort out, and the cup champs ROCK Vert and Jazmin! Then stereo springboard arm-drags! Ivelisse puts Jazmin in a corner and CHOPS her, then Diamante runs in to uppercut! Ivelisse brings Jazmin around, scoops her, but Jazmin fights out to shove her away. Jazmin kicks a leg out then basement dropkicks! Jazmin ROCKS Ivelisse, Vert tags in to run and forearm! Vert arm-drags Ivelisse, kicks legs but Ivelisse blocks then ducks to get a leg! Leg-trapped STO! Ivelisse drags Vert up, puts her in the ropes in her corner, and KICKS Vert’s back! Tag to Diamante, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!

Diamante drags Vert up, throws haymakers, then forearms. Vert forearms back but Diamante uppercuts! Tag to Ivelisse and Diamante feeds Vert to her boots! Ivelisse and Diamante double KICK, then Ivelisse snap suplexes! Bridging cover, TWO! Tag to Diamante and Ivelisse feeds Vert to Diamante’s knee. Double CHOPS floor Vert, but Diamante keeps on Vert with a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Diamante drags Vert around, chinlocks, Ivelisse tags in. The tag cup champs mug Vert, then Ivelisse drags her into a grounded motorcycle stretch! Vert endures, fights up, but Ivelisse kicks legs out! Ivelisse shifts to a straitjacket stretch and thrashes Vert around!

Vert fights up again but Ivelisse throws her down! Ivelisse drags Vert up and whips her to a corner. Vert stops herself and kicks back! Vert slips around to a neckbreaker! Fans fire up as both women are down! Vert and Ivelisse crawl, Ivelisse keeps Vert from her corner but Vert boots her away! Hot tags to Jazmin and Diamante! Jazmin rallies, keeps on Diamante, then hits a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Diamante hits back then whips but Jazmin reverses to cravat and smash! Jazmin ROCKS Ivelisse, ROCKS Diamante, then tags in Vert. Jazmin feeds Diamante to Vert’s enziguri, then adds a sliding kick! Vert covers, but Ivelisse breaks it!

Vert tags Jazmin, they double hip toss but Diamante blocks it to send Jazmin into Vert, then Vert outside! Tag to Ivelisse, she and Diamante DOUBLE KNEE Jazmin, then give her a double SLAM! DOUBLE BUZZSAW! Cover, Ivelisse & Diamante win!

Winners: Ivelisse & Diamante, by pinfall

The tag cup champions keep on winning! But will either of them be in the Eliminator Tournament’s US bracket?

 

The Gunn Club w/ Austin Gunn VS John Skyler & Ray Jaz!

Normally when Billy and the boys aren’t a trio, it’s Austin in the ring with him. But this time, they’re testing how well Colten and Papa Gunn work! Will they pass or fail in the Dark?

Austin joins commentary as the teams sort out. After rock paper scissors, Colten starts against Ray Jaz. They circle, Austin compliments his handsome brother, and Colten keeps his distance from RJ’s mat style approach. They tie up, RJ reels Colten in and body scissors! RJ drags Colten around and goes for a chinlock but Colten fights that off. Colten has a toehold but RJ rolls him around. Colten cranks on the leg, RJ rolls him the other way, but Colten cranks on the leg more. RJ uses the free leg to pry Colten off and then gets an armlock. Colten headscissors back, RJ pops free but turns into an arm-drag!

Colten keeps on the arm, RJ moves around and gets to his feet to put Colten in a corner. The ref counts, RJ lets off at 4, but then RAMS into Colten! Fans boo, RJ whips corner to corner but Colten goes up and over! Colten dodges RJ to dropkick him away! RJ tags in the Southern Savior, but Colten dropkicks him, too! Skyler goes to a corner, Colten headlocks him but Skyler powers out. Billy tags in, takes the hand-off and wrenches Skyler to whip him to a corner. Skyler boots but Billy blocks and turns him around to CLUB him on the back! Billy runs side to side to SLIDING GERMAN! Fans fire up and Billy says it was a small window. Skyler bails out and wants a time out.

Billy bails out and scoops Skyler, but Skyler slips out! Billy avoids being posted and he elbows Skyler back! Skyler kicks back and POSTS Billy! Skyler and Colten talk trash. Skyler puts Billy in then throws forearms! Skyler fires off over and over, tags in RJ, and RJ gets in to facelock. RJ gator rolls Billy, fans rally up but RJ gator rolls over and over. Cover, ONE!! RJ tags to Skyler, Skyler headlocks and grinds Billy, but fans rally up. Billy throws body shots, gets free, but Skyler elbows him down. Skyler runs, Billy puts Skyler outside, but Skyler SLINGSHOT SPEARS! Cover, TWO! Billy lives and fans fire up! Skyler puts Billy in the corner, stomps him, and Austin gets worried.

RJ tags in, he stomps away on Billy then digs his boots in! The ref counts, RJ lets off at 4, and Billy flounders. Billy BOOTS back, DECKS Skyler then spins around to DDT RJ! Austin says choo choo, the train is on the move! Billy and RJ are both down, Billy crawls for his corner, hot tags to Skyler and Colten! Colten rallies with lariats, hits RJ with some, too! Austin fires up for Colten as Colten corner splashes RJ! Then corner splashes Skyler! Colten tilt-o-whirl SLAMS RJ! Skyler runs in, Colten gest around but no full nelson slam! Colten counter punches, whips and back drops Skyler into Billy’s neckbreaker! 3:10 to Yuma! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

Whether it’s all three or just two, the Gunns get the 1-2-3! Will they be riding that train all the way to tag team championships?

 

Red Velvet VS Alex Gracia!

The protégé to the Nightmare Family is going to join Cody Rhodes against Jade Cargill and SHAQ! Will Red Velvet make the Pink Dream taste defeat?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Velvet wrenches to a wristlock. Gracia rolls, wrenches, but Velvet rolls and handsprings to wrench back. Velvet waistlocks, Gracia pries free and rolls Velvet to a facelock. They get up, Gracia wrenches to a wristlock again, but spins around, only for Gracia to arm-drag her. Gracia has the arm, but Velvet slips around to full nelson! Gracia fights it, breaks it, and whips Velvet. Velvet rolls, drops down but Gracia gets around to waistlock. Velvet switches, Gracia arm-drags then drops down on the arm! Velvet fights up, rolls and wrenches back to reel Gracia in for a headlock. Gracia slips out but Velvet arm-drags.

Velvet turns forearm into a wrench and knuckle lock. Velvet goes up, twisting arm-drag! Things speed up and Velvet calf kicks Gracia to a corner! Velvet whips, Gracia reverses and runs in but Velvet dodges! Velvet trips Gracia, digs her boots in and waves to the camera. The ref counts, Velvet lets off and then brings Gracia up. Gracia knees low, bumps Velvet off buckles then throws haymakers. Gracia whips Velvet but she goes to the apron. Gracia runs into an ax kick! Velvet slingshot sunset flips but Gracia rolls through to hit a basement dropkick! Gracia poses, runs at Velvet and tiger feints her into a draping crucifix!

Gracia lets off at the ref’s count, mocks the stirrin’ it up, then hits a senton atomico! Cover, TWO! Gracia waistlocks for a rear bearhug, then rolls to make it a cover. ONE, Velvet fights to get free, and STUNNERS! Gracia staggers, Velvet runs but Gracia bypasses her. Velvet bypasses Gracia to rally with clotheslines! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves, ROCKS and KICKS, then HEEL KICKS Gracia down! Velvet brings Gracia around, whips her to ropes, but Gracia reverses. Velvet wheelbarrows to a BULLDOG! Velvet tops it off with a standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Velvet stirs it up nice and slow as Gracia goes to ropes, and Velvet DOUBLE KNEES her in the back! Velvet runs, JUST DESSERTS! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

Velvet wins again, and is heating up towards AEW Revolution! Will she and the American Nightmare taste sweet, sweet, sweet victory against the towering giants in Jade and Shaq?

 

Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Jake St. Patrick!

Number 10 has been riding high, even though Hangman Page doesn’t want to #JoinDarkOrder. Maybe he can convince JSP to take Hangman’s place?

Negative One again joins commentary to watch his guy destroy the other guy. JSP and Vance tie up, JSP headlocks but Vance carries JSP and puts him on the corner! JSP is annoyed and hops down to circle with Vance. They tie up, Vance headlocks back now and grinds tight. JSP stomps Vance’s foot, runs but gets run over! Negative One says JSP may be acting like he’s not intimidated, but he is. But then JSP shoves Vance! JSP runs, but Vance catches the crossbody to pop him up for a stalling suplex! Ten seconds for Pres10, and he SLAMS JSP down! JSP gets to the apron, Vance hip tosses him back in! JSP scrambles away, Vance stalks JSP to the apron again, but JSP hotshots him!

JSP runs to EuroUpper and then basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Vance goes to a corner, JSP throws forearms, but Vance turns things around and CHOPS JSP! JSP turns it around to CHOP and kick and stomp away! The ref counts, JSP stops at 4, then goes corner to corner, but Vance hits him low! Vance throws body shots, JSP CLUBS him to a corner, and throws a EuroUpper! JSP throws body shots and clubbing forearms, Vance throws body shots back then ROCKS JSP! JSP elbows back, boots and dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Negative One enjoys that he can intimidate Excalibur, but JSP is firing off kicks! JSP sweeps the legs but Vance ducks the buzzsaw to CLOBBER JSP! And again!

Vance whips JSP and back drops! JSP flounders, Vance whips JSP and pops him up but JSP lands on his feet to windmill kick! JSP runs in but Vance dodges to SPINEBUSTER! Negative One loves that one! He gives the signal and Vance ends it with the DEAD LIFT BOMB! Cover, Vance wins!

Winner: Preston Vance, by pinfall

Negative One makes another $5 as Vance makes another impressing showing! Will Vance lead the way for the Dark Order into the top singles rankings?

 

Tag Team Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Chaos Project!

For Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian, it’s been so far so good on their tag titles or bust journey! But will Luther and Serpentico change that this close to Beach Break?

The teams sort out and the Heavy Metal Rebel starts with SNAKEMAN. Serpentico rushes in but Kaz avoids him. They circle, tie up, and Kaz hits a fireman’s carry takedown to a keylock. Serpentico rolls back to reverse to a hammerlock. Kaz gets up, slips around to wrench back to a keylock then a trip. Serpentico moves around, Kaz shifts to an ARMBAR! Serpentico gets the ropebreak, with some help from Luther. Kaz lets go, Serpentico returns and kicks low. Serpentico throws hands, forearms, then whips corner to corner. Kaz goes up and over, CHOPS Serpentico, then brings him up to wrench and ram shoulders.

Kaz wrenches again, snapmares and drops a leg on the arm! Kaz short arm scissors, Luther protests, but Kaz drops knees on Serpentico’s arm. Kaz wrenches again, whips Serpentico but Serpentico reverses. Kaz stops himself to hit an armbar DDT! Cover, TWO! Kaz keeps on the arm, cranks it, tags in Daniels, and SCU coordinates for ax handles to the arm! Daniels wrenches but Serpentico ROCKS him! Tag to Luther and Luther fires off on Daniels! Luther whips corner to corner, Daniels dodges and dodges again, then escapes a scoop! Luther bucks the roll up away but Daniels dropkicks! Daniels snapmares Luther, tags Kaz in and then Daniels slingshot elbow drops!

Kaz slingshot leg drops! Cover, TWO! Luther throws hands, whips Kaz, but Kaz fights off Chaos Project. Luther distracts the ref, Serpentico trips Kaz and pulls Kaz into the post! Serpentico gets a cheap shot in, too, then Luther pulls Kaz by his ears! Luther lets off as the ref counts, then scoop slams Kaz! Tag to Serpentico, Luther scoops Serpentico to slam him on Kaz! And then throws him down for the cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Kaz goes to a corner, Serpentico throws haymakers. Serpentico whips corner to corner, Kaz goes up and rolls Serpentico, TWO! Serpentico Mongolian Chops Kaz! Serpentico throws headbutts, tags in Luther, and Chaos Project snapmares to KICK Kaz!

Serpentico willingly becomes a weapon this time for the assisted leg drop! Luther covers, TWO! Luther underhooks for a butterfly suplex! Cover, TWO! Luther argues the count, tags in Serpentico, and Chaos Project mugs Kaz. Kaz fights back but Luther kicks low! Luther uses Serpentico as a lawn dart for the tornado DDT! Cover, TWO! Kaz lives and so does SCU! Fans rally as Kaz goes to a corner. Serpentico runs in corner to corner, but Kaz elbows him away! Serpentico fixes his head, runs in but into a BOOT! Serpentico fires up, runs back in, but into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Serpentico tumbles into the corner, fans rally up and Kaz hurries over. Hot tags to Luther and Daniels!

The Fallen Angel dodges and rallies on the Death Dealer! Daniels kicks Serpentico and uses him against Luther as a battering ram! Daniels kicks then STO’s Luther! Daniels drags Serpentico up to drop a leg on Luther! Cover, TWO! Daniels keeps his cool and he brings Luther up. Serpentico runs in, Daniels ditches Luther to catch Serpentico for an EXPLODER! Luther LEG LARIATS Daniels! Daniels staggers up, dodges the boot to kick and underhook! ANGEL’S WINGS! Cover, but Serpentico breaks it! Serpentico gets Luther to the corner, tags in, and then runs at Daniels to sunset flip! Daniels rolls through but into a SUPERKICK and basement DDT! Cover, TWO!

Daniels still lives, and so does SCU! Serpentico drags Daniels up, Sliced Bread is denied! Daniels dodges, tags in Kaz! Kaz runs in but Serpentico dodges, only for Kaz to CHOP! Kaz whips, Serpentico reverses and runs in but Kaz dodges! Kaz LARIATS Serpentico inside out! Tag to Daniels, they coordinate but Luther runs in to clobber Daniels! Luther BOOTS Kaz, ROCKS Daniels, then whips Daniels corner to corner. Daniels BOOTS back, HIGH LOW for Luther! Serpentico ENZIGURIS Daniels, but he misses Kaz! The Addiction combine for CELEBRITY REHAB!! Cover, The Addiction wins!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (still a tag team)

SCU wins and they can continue on! While they’re not in the Beach Break Tag Team Battle Royal, will they still find their way to the tag titles before losing?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode, and somehow keeping it under two hours with the 13 matches and even a talk show. Speaking of which, while I was unsure of the flirtatious back and forth with Starks and Britt, I like that Schiavone is stepping in between it. He’s at least being a protective father or older brother figure to Britt, and that could be an interesting development to the overall story of Britt’s “friendship” with Schiavone. Comoroto is doing great, and between this and his Dynamite debut against Moxley, I think there are big plans in the works for the big guy. Fenix continues to get these Dark carders to bring out some amazing action, and KC Navarro looked the best he has since first showing up in AEW. But of course Fenix wins, and he is going to be a highlight of the Six Man Tag for Beach Break.

Santana and Ortiz have a strong showing again, and I hope they have a very strong showing in the Beach Break Tag Battle Royal. They should be no less than a finalist team, throwing it in MJF’s face to a degree that PNP should’ve been the team the Inner Circle put all their stock in this whole time. It could even come down to The Inner Circle having all three teams in there and then push comes to shove on whose allegiances are where. The Acclaimed had a really good music video promo to call out all the other teams in that match, and followed it right up with another really good rap promo and match. The Acclaimed should be floating around for a long time in that match just to prove their own point, but I’m thinking final four at most.

Velvet wins to keep momentum towards her story with Cody, Jade and Shaq, and I would hope to see her have a match on Dynamite so the normal viewer understands she has skills, too. Negative One was pretty funny on commentary again, though being a kid, he kinda did that thing you do as a kid where you push a joke a couple extra times too far to where it’s a bit much. But Vance wins to stay strong for the Dark Order, and Tay wins though only a friend of the Dark Order. Maybe Tay is in the Women’s Eliminator Tournament and there is a moment during that where Tay finally decides to #JoinDarkOrder. There could even be a point of tension where Anna Jay feels jaded because Tay joins, wins the tournament, and is the alpha female of the faction in one fell swoop.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (5/1/24)

Jay White is on a Rampage!

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Will Angel Dorado breathe with the Switchblade?

After battling in the Casino Gauntlet, and then over the Unified AEW & ROH Trios Championships, Jay White and Dante Martin are on a Rampage to go 1v1!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jay White w/ The Gunns VS Dante Martin w/ Top Flight; White wins.
  • Rocky Romero VS Kyle O’Reilly; Kyle wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS London Lightning; canceled due to time constraints.
  • AEW TBS Championship Manitoba Massacre: Willow Nightingale VS Skye Blue; Willow wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Rampage opens with Kenny Omega down in the ring.

As seen in the closing moments of Dynamite, The Cleaner returned home, only to be betrayed by The Young Bucks as they continue to become tyrants of AEW. FTR is with Omega, as is a medic, given the vulnerable and life-threatening state of his diverticulitis. The Elite leave, and Omega is helped to a stretcher. The fans cheer in support of Omega as he’s wheeled out, will he be alright physically and emotionally?

Wait, as the stretcher reaches the ambulance backstage, The Elite return to attack FTR! Matt & Nick mug Dax while Okada & Jack are after Cash! Omega is powerless to help the guys who just helped him! Now Okada throws uppercuts into Dax while Jack THROWS Cash! Then Dax is sent crashing into railing! But then The Elite all surround Omega! Omega is writhing in pain while Matt says he loves Omega to death. But this is just business, Kenny. They’ve gotta change the world, right? The world needs them more than it needs him. They SHOVE the stretcher over!! Omega falls right off, and then Matt almost mockingly says for someone to check on him.

Medics hurry to help Omega but have to be careful. Have this new and downright evil Elite all but forced Omega into retirement?

 

Jay White w/ The Gunns VS Dante Martin w/ Top Flight!

Don’t adjust your screens or worry about your eyes, Bullet Club Gold is carrying three sets of belts. That’s because they’ve brought back the classic AEW World Trios Championship belts while still parading around with the hot pink Acclaimed trios belts and the ROH World Six Man belts. But all the hardware aside, this battle is because The Switchblade and Angel Dorado were part of the wild Casino Gauntlet, and they want to settle the score! Will Dante earn his trio a golden ticket back to a trios title match? Or will Winnipeg soon Breathe With The Switchblade?

The bell rings and Dante CLOBBERS White to a corner! Dante fires off forearms over and over and over, but the ref backs him off. White bails out but Dante pursues to CHOP! Dante CHOPS again, but White knees low! White CHOPS now, then brings Dante around. Dante blocks a chop to CHOP back! Dante puts White in the ring, runs up, but White knees low again. White stomps Dante in a corner, then JABS, JABS and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” and White whips. Dante rolls off White’s back, ducks ‘n’ dodges to then flip and RANA! White bails out again but the fans fire up with Dante. Dante goes out after White again to CHOP!

White shoves Dante but Dante flips up and into the ring! Dante DECKS White off the apron, then DIVES! Down goes White and the fans fire up with Dante! Dante stalks White around the way, brings him around, but White knees low. White CLUBS Dante, whips, but Dante goes up and backflips off the apron! Dante then JUMP KNEES White down! The fans fire up and Dante puts White in the ring. Dante runs corner to corner, but White puts him on the apron. Dante GAMANGIRIS, springboards, but White YANKS him down! Dante hotshots off ropes, calls for the ref, and White says call it off! The ref checks on Dante and we go picture in picture.

White mockingly asks if Dante’s done while Dante checks his face. White brushes the ref aside, stands Dante up, and CHOPS him to the corner! White CHOPS again, and Dante sputters. White brings Dante up again, whips corner to corner, and Dante rebounds into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! White keeps cool as he stomps Dante’s leg. White stomps and stomps, but Dante kicks at White from below! Dante goes to ropes but White gets the legs, ROPE GUILLOTINE! Cover, TWO! Dante is still in this and White is frustrated. White steps through to tie up the legs, into the INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Then White swags his way back into the MUTA LOCK!

Dante endures, flails, but White fishhooks the face! The ref reprimands, but then Dante CLAWS White’s face! White lets Dante go and protests, but the ref says he just did that to Dante! White goes back, Dante cradles, TWO! Dante victory rolls, TWO!! White escapes, kicks low, but Dante dodges the chop to CHOP! CHOP! And run, but into an UPPERCUT! White UPPERCUTS in a corner, reels Dante in and scoops, for a SHOULDER BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Dante survives again and White is growing frustrated. White clamps onto Dante and pulls hair to dig him into a knee! Then it’s a chinlock, and Dante endures.

Rampage returns to single picture, the fans rally and Dante fights up. Dante moves around but White CLUBS him! White snapmares and clamps on another chinlock. Dante endures again and the fans rally back up. Dante fights up again, throws body shots, but White CLUBS him! White keeps on the cravat, Dante throws hands, but White CHOPS! White snapmares but Dante rolls through and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Dante pounds the mat while the ref starts a standing count. White and Dante rise, White runs up but Dante flips up and over! Dante CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS again!

Dante whips White, White reverses and runs in, but Dante slips out to go up and around! GAMANGIRI! Dante springboards and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! White survives but Dante throws off his elbow pads! Dante snarls and storms up on White. Dante gets a leg, stands White up, but White has ropes! The ref counts but Dante clotheslines White up and out! The fans fire up with Dante and he goes out after White. Dante puts White back in fast, and then storms up, only for White to clinch and URENAGE! Cover, TWO! Dante survives, White shakes his head, and White clamps on a SLEEPER!

White drags Dante up, for the SNAP- NO, Dante throws elbows! White CHOPS Dante, CHOPS him again, and CHOPS him again! White eggs Dante on but Dante fires forearms! Dante CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! White CLAWS the eyes! The ref reprimands, White THROWS Dante out, but Dante is on the apron! White storms up, Dante HOTSHOTS him! Dante springboards again, to NOSEDIVE! Cover, TWO!! White survives and Dante can’t believe it! The fans fire up and Dante hurries to get White up! Waistlock, full nelson, but White slips free to SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX!! Dante staggers, into the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, White wins!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall

The Switchblade cuts down Dante, and he celebrates with all the gold! But then White then shows respect by helping Dante up. White says Dante has heart, and he raises Dante’s hand! The fans cheer, this is quite the surprise from Jay White. But then BRAINBUSTER for the hell of it!! Top Flight rushes the ring but White gets away! Will nothing stop The Bang Bang Gang from collecting belts and taking cheap shots here in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Deonna Purrazzo.

Arkady Aura is with The Virtuosa, and notes that she attacked Thunder Rosa after losing the match to her last week. The question then is: Why? Deonna repeats, “Why?” Why what? She has a question for everyone else: When is enough enough? She’s not just some random girl who walked in and became All Elite. Deonna has been at this for 12 YEARS! She is a FIVE-TIME Women’s World Champion, and THE Virtuosa. And after last week, she’s starting to feel like herself. Time for the rest of the locker room to feel it, too. If Rosa doesn’t wanna heed Deonna’s advice, then they can make this personal!

Do you know what happens when you make things personal with a Jersey girl? Arkady does not. Then pray you never do. Deonna says vafanapoli with the hand gesture, will she stick it to La Mera Mera?

 

Rush speaks.

“For decades, my family has dominated Mexican lucha libre. The Munoz Dynasty is reflected in discipline. The discipline that my father taught us. And I became the first-ever Mexican ROH World Champion. Now, I am known as The Most Hated Man in Mexico. You will recognize that people like Rush is superior to you. And if there is a price to pay, you’re about to pay! I am El Toro Blanco, Rush, and you will put respect to my name. RESPECT, TO MY NAME!” The ungovernable is ready to take over, who will be gored by the Bull’s Horns?

 

Backstage interview with “Big Bill” Morrissey.

Renee Paquette is with the human skyscraper and says he made it abundantly clear that he’d like to be under Chris Jericho’s Learning Tree. Why at this point in his career does that feel like the right fit? Bill says that he believes, and always has believed, that he has all the tools necessary to make it to the top of this industry. The one thing that has always been missing is the proper guidance. Bill thinks Jericho is the guy to give him that guidance. Jericho is the guy to help him reach his full potential. Jericho is the guy that takes Bill to the Promised Land. Bill proclaims one more time, teach him, Learning Tree.

But speaking of, Jericho steps in! He waves hi to the camera and says he heard what Bill said. Jericho thanks Shibata for the match earlier tonight. Shibata is a great wrestler, he beat the crap outta Jericho, as shown by the red chest. But Jericho was able to retain the #ForTheWorld Championship, with the fans in his hometown cheering him on. It just gets louder and louder every single week. And Big Bill, the way you were cheering Jericho on, that made Jericho think and realize, Bill’s right. So Jericho would love to take Bill into the Jericho Vortex and make him a student of the Learning Tree, if Bill will have him.

Bill says Jericho will not regret this decision. This will be one of the best decisions Jericho has ever made, and Bill will not let him down. Jericho knows Bill won’t. Just like the fans never let Jericho down! And now with a “big redwood” by his side, Jericho knows The Learning Tree will hold onto the FTW Championship for a long time to come! Thanks, guys! Jericho waves bye and Bill is very excited, will these two really reach the top of AEW together?

 

Swerve Strickland speaks.

The AEW World Champion is backstage, icepack on his head after what The Patriarchy did to him during Dynamite. Swerve reminds Christian that Christian chose to team with him last year in Wembley Stadium because Christian knows what kind of man Swerve is. And so that means Christian’s forgotten something. Swerve is going to remind the whole family just who the hell Swerve is. Dynamite next week, they’ll have a little “talk.” And next time, Swerve won’t be alone. Swerve laughs sinisterly, is Captain Charisma going to regret stepping into Swerve’s House?

 

Rocky Romero VS Kyle O’Reilly!

This match was only just made earlier tonight, with Azucar wanting to strike out on his own from Best Friends. He and #CombatKyle both want to prove themselves worthy of championships, but who will be one step closer after tonight?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up, feel things out, and they knuckle lock. Kyle gets around to waistlock, Rocky switches but Kyle switches back. Rocky switches again, Kyle switches again, and he SLAMS Rocky down. Rocky slips free to waistlock Kyle, but Kyle moves around to switch with him. They both get back and Rocky gives some Latino Heat. The two reset, tie up, and Kyle wrenches to wristlock. Rocky wrenches, Kyle wrenches, repeat! They go back and forth, wrench for wrench, but then Rocky reaches back to to wrench. Kyle slips under to wrench, then he cranks the wristlock.

Rocky endures, fights up, and he rolls. Kyle still wrangles Rocky with a top wristlock and the fans applaud. Rocky kips up, breaks free, but Kyle avoids the dropkick! Rocky avoids the Penalty Kick, and the fans cheer the newest standoff. The two reset again, fist bump, and then tie up. Kyle headlocks, Rocky endures the grind then throws body shots. Rocky powers out, but Kyle avoids the arm-drag! Kyle trips Rocky, steps on him, but Rocky stays low. Kyle BOOTS Rocky on the return, but then Rocky RANAS! Rocky goes into the ARMBAR! Kyle fights around, slips out and has an ANKLE LOCK!

The fans fire up as Kyle brings Rocky around. Rocky hops, kicks, but Kyle ducks the enzigiri, only for the REWIND HEEL to hit! Kyle bails out, Rocky DIVES! Direct hit and Kyle hits railing! Rocky keeps moving, and he DIVES again! But Kyle catches Rocky to FALCON ARROW on the floor! And then ARMBAR! The ref counts, they’re on the outside as it is! Kyle lets go at 4, snarls, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Kyle stomps Rocky, brings him up and puts him in, then brings him up. Kyle wrenches, CLUBS the arm, then hammerlocks. Kyle wrangles Rocky, KNEES him in the back, then throws down elbows! Kyle floats over to ELBOW and KNEE the other side! Kyle then runs to SLIDING KNEE! Rocky writhes and flounders to a corner but Kyle storms up on him. Kyle KICKS and KICKS, then wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER! Kyle holds onto the arm to YANK it! Kyle wrenches again, but Rocky shoves him away. Rocky dodges Kyle to RUNNING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! Kyle stays in this but Rocky’s right on him for a DOUBLE WRISTLOCK!

Kyle endures, fights around, but Rocky looks to drop into an  armbar! Kyle clasps hands to fight that, but Rocky breaks the grip! Kyle rolls back, Rocky stands up to keep the wristlock, and he keeps Kyle from ropes. Rocky knuckle locks, goes up the ropes, and then METEORAS the arm! Kyle writhes now and Rocky storms up. Rocky brings Kyle around to CHOP! Kyle staggers, Rocky grabs the bad arm, and hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Rocky repays Kyle from earlier, then CHOPS! Kyle fires a forearm! Rocky gives it back! Kyle fires another forearm, but Rocky wrenches to another ELBOW BREAKER! And then Rocky YANKS the arm!

Rocky YANKS the arm again, but Kyle fires more forearm shots! Kyle gets free of the wristlock, but runs into an UPPERCUT! Rocky runs, but Kyle KNEES him against ropes! Kyle WRINGS the arm, Rocky writhes, and Rampage returns to single picture. Kyle stands to KICK Rocky! Rocky KICKS back! They KICK and KICK, each going after the other’s arm! KICK, KICK, KICK and repeat! The fans fire up with every shot, but then Kyle wrenches for another ELBOW BREAKER! Rocky wrenches Kyle’s arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! They both fire forearms, but then Kyle fires off a strike fest! Rocky jumps the leg sweep to JUMP KNEE! Kyle yoyos and LARIATS!

The fans fire up while both men are down! The standing count starts, both men go to corners. Rocky and Kyle stand at 6 of 10, then Rocky runs up, but Kyle puts him up top! Kyle CLUBS Rocky, climbs up after him, but Rocky fires hands! Rocky cravats to then SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and Rocky is beside himself! Rocky fires back up, and he KICKS Kyle’s arm! And KICKS! And KICKS, but Kyle blocks, KICKS, steps over, and KNEES Rocky, to then AX ‘N’ SMASH!! Cover, TWO!! Rocky survives but he is dazed! Rocky goes to ropes, Kyle runs up, but Rocky UPPERCUTS! And HAYMAKERS! And then runs, into a KIMURA!

Kyle has the body scissors, but Rocky reaches for ropes! Rocky drops as Kyle cranks the arm! Rocky slips through, and has the ARMBAR! Kyle fights to stack, pop free, and KNEEBAR! Rocky makes it a cover, TWO!! Both men get up, Kyle takes a swing but Rocky makes it a backslide! TWO, but Rocky goes for the KIMURA! Kyle fights up, even as Rocky cranks the arm! They go around and around and around, Kyle rolls, but Rocky drops onto the hold! But Kyle victory rolls with crossed legs! KYLE WINS!

Winner: Kyle O’Reilly, by pinfall

Even Rocky is shocked that he got caught! Kyle still shows Rocky respect, but will this momentum help Kyle go back for revenge on Roderick Strong? Or perhaps, given what we saw on Dynamite, is there a different title that’s caught Kyle’s eye?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage is once again live on a Saturday to follow AEW Collision next week on May 11th, and it’s all on TBS! Make sure your DVRs catch this so you don’t miss another THREE HOUR BLOCK of All Elite Wrestling!

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Arkady is now with Saraya and Harley, and she says this wasn’t scheduled, the Outcasts demanded time to speak. With that, the floor is theirs. Saraya says how could they not talk after that “disastrous” performance by, um, Mariah… May, is it? Yeah, but Harley has another name for her: Tiny Storm. Saraya likes that, because losers breed losers! Saraya beat Storm, was the champ at the time, and then Storm has found this “illegitimate daughter” of sorts. Mariah’s quite the chip off the old… box. Harley tells “Tiny Storm” that since she enjoys quitting so much, how about she does it all again next Wednesday against… Oh, Harley!

Saraya likes that idea! Like they say, what’s old is new. Yeah, and what’s new is old! And what’s old can’t be new because it’s old. And new can’t be old because it’s new! Harley, stop already. But no need to keep their chins up and tits out, they’ve got that covered. The Outcasts head out, but will they remember to watch for the shoe?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Rampage returns and Arkady is with Matt Taven, Mike Bennett & Roderick Strong. Arkady notes that Roddy’s AEW International Championship will be on the line against Will Ospreay at Double or Nothing. Taven interrupts with, “Jeez, Not Lexy.” But she corrects him, that’s his nickname for Renee. Well, Arkady ain’t Renee either! But there are more pressing issues here! #NeckStrong has been back and trending for over a week now, and Taven finds it disrespectful that the guy wearing a neck brace (Tony Khan) is too hurt to travel. Meanwhile, Roddy, a wrestling legend, would take his neck brace off, win a match and do it again over and over!

Roddy is truly #NeckStrong! Roddy thanks Taven for that. As for “Billy Boy” Ospreay, he’s “retired” the Tiger Driver 91, aka Storm Driver 93. It’s just dead? Well, get ready to resurrect it, because he’s facing The Messiah of the Backbreaker! And the Assassin is gonna need every bullet in the chamber! And as we celebrate the five year anniversary of AEW, we look back to where it started, what has happened, and where it stands now. But where is AEW going from here? The Kingdom decides! At Double or Nothing, WILL Ospreay will fall to the Messiah of the Backbreaker! Roddy is ready, but will he see it isn’t Billy Boy, it’s #BillyGOAT?

 

AEW TBS Championship Manitoba Massacre: Willow Nightingale VS Skye Blue!

The Babe with the Power heard the challenge made, and then upped the ante on Skye! This is now Falls Count Anywhere and Anything Goes! However, the EVPs took offense to what Stokely Hathaway had to say about them, so he and Kris Statlander aren’t allowed anywhere near ringside! Will Willow still find a way to win? Or is Skye about to take her place against Mercedes Mone at Double or Nothing?

Well, Kris can’t be with Willow at ringside, but she does see her off at the ramp, and hands her a smiley face trash can lid. Willow storms to the ring but Skye rushes her first, kendo stick in hand! Trash can lid becomes shield, and then Willow JAMS Skye up! The bell rings, Willow SMACKS Skye on the back, then Willow SMACKS her again! Willow RAMS Skye into barriers, then gets space to run up and LARIAT her against the barriers! Willow dumps Skye over, storms out after her, and CLUBS her on the back. They go around the back of the floor seats, and Skye hits back! Willow runs up to ROCK Skye and SMACK her off more barriers!

Willow stalks Skye, brings her around to CLUB her again and again, then shoves her towards ringside. Willow pulls off protective padding from barriers, and SMACKS Skye off them! Willow then drags Skye up, but Skye HOTSHOTS Willow off the barriers! Willow flounders against a chair, and Skye climbs the barriers. Skye leaps, into a CHAIR SHOT! Skye falls in a heap, Willow covers, TWO! Willow huffs and puffs but goes looking under the ring. Willow brings out another chair, and another chair, and then goes back for Skye. Willow stomps Skye, grabs another chair, and she sits that up. Willow ROCKS Skye then makes her take a seat.

Willow CHOPS Skye, then goes to the apron! Willow aims, the fans fire up, and Willow CANNONBALLS but only gets chair! Skye avoids disaster, Willow crashes ‘n’ burns, and the fans go wild as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Willow writhes, we get an instant replay, and then we see Willow stagger around. She finds her trash can lid, storms up on Skye and SMACKS her! And SMACKS her again! Skye leans against the desk, ROCKS Willow in return, then CLUBS her on the back! Skye takes the lid to SMACK Willow! And SMACK her right in the head! Willow falls over, Skye covers, TWO! Skye is frustrated but she puts Willow back in the ring. Skye kicks Willow around, bumps her off buckles sand digs her boots in. Skye is a little bloody already but she doesn’t sweat it. Skye lets off, she and Willow trade shots, and then Skye HAMMERS away on Willow!

Skye grabs a chair, sets it up, and then CLUBS Willow. Skye brings Willow over, reels her in, but Willow fights the suplex! Willow fires body shots, then scoops Skye to SLAM her on the chair! Skye writhes, Willow hauls her up to TOSS her out, then goes out after her. Willow grabs another chair, puts that in the ring, then grabs yet another chair. Chair after chair is put in the ring, but Skye ROCKS Willow first! Skye CLUBS Willow, takes a chair and puts that in the ring. Skye follows Willow around the way, but Willow throws body shots! Skye SUPERKICKS her down! Skye leaves Willow behind to go looking under the ring.

Rampage returns to single picture and Winnipeg wants tables. Skye just adds another trash can lid to the equation instead. But Willow POUNCES Skye right down, PERIOD! Willow puts Skye in the ring, RAMS her into a corner, then takes a chair to wedge it in front of her! The fans fire up as Willow goes corner to corner, but Skye CHUCKS the chair at her! Then SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!! Skye pulls at her hair in frustration, then goes out to find a black bag! Jericho’s had pucks earlier tonight, this one looks a bit different. Yep, it’s THUMBTACKS! Skye drags Willow up, but Willow RAMS Skye into the corner!

Willow puts Skye up top, climbs up after her, but Skye slips under! Skye tucks Willow in to CHEEKY NANDOS! Skye gets under but Willow throws down hands! Skye grabs a chair to CHUCK it at Willow!! Willow wobbles, Skye goes up, but Willow fires body shots! SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTER onto the tacks!! Willow covers, TWO!! Willow ignores the pain and goes outside to fetch… a TABLE! The fans fire up as Willow sets that up on the outside, but Skye grabs a chair. Willow hurries in after Skye, but Skye JAMS her up! Skye hops on, CODE- NO, Willow pops free, kicks low, and SLAMS Skye onto that chair!

Willow goes up and up while Skye is down, MOONSAULT onto just chairs!! Skye avoids disaster again, then SUPERKICKS! Skye CLUBS Willow, BUZZSAWS her down, then goes outside. Skye looks under the ring, and she brings out a plank covered in barbed wire! The fans tell Skye she’s sick but she puts that right on top of the table. Willow ROCKS her first! Skye wobbles, Willow throws a shoulder, but into a KICK! Skye brings Willow to the apron, and fireman’s carries!? Willow fights free of that, and gut wrenches! BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB down through barbed wire and table!!! Cover, WILLOW WINS!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

The stakes were at their highest, and their most dangerous, but Willow comes out the winner! Kris & Stokely hurry to ringside to help her to her feet, and now it’s on to Double or Nothing! Will the CEO find out first hand why Willow is the Face of TBS?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage right here. Now, doing three hours of AEW stuff on one night is always a lot, but following Dynamite on this night worked out great for Rampage. They got to have the bleed-over of the shocking segment with Kenny and The Elite, where The Elite did even more awful stuff for even more Heel Heat. As I said for the Dynamite article, Omega is surely in better health than his promo told us, and this is definitely also so he can take a few more weeks to get back in ring shape for whatever awesome matches are planned for the Summer. And then, great promo from Swerve to respond to what happened to him. He says he’s bringing people, is there going to be a Face turn for the rest of the Embassy? Kaun and Liona are pretty awesome in the ring, I think fans would like Face Gates of Agony.

But one drawback of Rampage being live after Dynamite tonight when things can go long, Konosuke got his squash match cut. Though, because it was obviously gonna be a squash match, nothing of importance was lost, Konosuke can just squash someone else next week and call out Moxley at the same time. Great match from White VS Dante, but I figured White would win. I did find it funny that Bullet Club Gold was going around with three belts just because they could. Honestly, they should dunk the hot pink belts in the trash in a reference to Alundra Blayze while also sticking it to Acclaimed, and then they just keep the black ‘n’ gold AEW belts and the silver ‘n’ black ROH belts.

Kyle VS Rocky was an awesome match, even for being “booked” the same night. Great quick pin win for Kyle, he’ll probably be primed for the TNT Championship on the other side of Double or Nothing. And really good promo from The Kingdom to call out Ospreay and hype up the International Championship match. Really good promo from Deonna Purrazzo to call out Rosa, they’ll clearly have a rematch post Double or Nothing, maybe make it a Submission Match or some other tough match. Really good promo for Saraya & Harley to call out Storm & Mariah, maybe we get a tag match of Outcasts VS #RoseGold, aka Mariah & Mina Shirakawa, adding to the mentor love triangle of Storm, Mariah and Mina.

And as with Dynamite, Rampage got to have the women in the main event and that’s great. As I’ve said, if they’re not gonna book more than one women’s match per show, make the one match they have matter. Willow and Skye went to some wild extremes, but Skye still needs to work on how she sneaks her blading and where. Another weaker forehead trickle here. But honestly, not even sure Skye needed to bleed from forehead with the tacks and barbed wire getting involved. Great win for Willow here, and so naturally Willow VS Mone is set, it wasn’t gonna be anything else.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (5/1/24)

Kenny Omega returns!

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What will The Cleaner have to say to The Elite?

Finally, Kenny Omega returns to AEW! But given how his friends, The Young Bucks, gave Tony Khan a piledriver, will his homecoming be a dour one?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Adam “Edge” Copeland VS A member of The House of Black; Edge wins and retains the title.
  • Samoa Joe VS Isiah Kassidy; Joe wins.
  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Katsuyori Shibata; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Claudio Castagnoli VS Brian Cage; Claudio wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Deeb wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tony Khan speaks.

“Welcome to AEW Dynamite. I’m here live in Jacksonville, Florida, and I’ll be producing tonight’s show here in the offices of the Jaguars. I wish I could be live there in Winnipeg for Kenny Omega’s return in his hometown tonight at a perfect time. Unfortunately I’m not cleared to leave Jacksonville, Florida, due to the actions of AEW’s Executive Vice Presidents, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson, and the reinstated Jack Perry.” Something’s going wonky with Tony’s video as he explains the head and neck injuries suffered… And then The Bucks cut in to say they’re “losing” Tony. Technical difficulties. Sorry, TK, they lost connection.

But hey, Tony may not be here, but the Bucks are. And some of you may be asking, how is that cool after what they did last week? How are they not fired? Well, see, iron clad contracts, with a founder’s clause. They won’t get into the details, but let’s just say that they and their colleagues are not going anywhere. And in those same details, it says that if Tony Khan cannot physically be at an event, the EVPs would succeed him. In other words, The Bucks are in charge now! With that said, they’re going to run the new show open! It’s all Elite, as in all Bucks, all Jack and all Okada! They said they wanted to change the world, is that change just more of themselves?

 

Swerve Strickland is here!

Winnipeg cheers as Prince Nana leads the way for the AEW World Champion! Swerve takes the mic to say, “What’s going on, everybody? Three matches, three shows, in one week. That is the type of champion that All Elite Wrestling deserves, and that is the type of champion that Swerve said he was always gonna be.” The fans cheer that! Swerve says what AEW does not deserve are selfish, greedy, childish, power hungry EVPs that think they can just throw their weight around without any kind of consequences. Swerve stands on his words: What the Bucks did was a b*tch move. Now that’ll be handled at some point, but Swerve will get to business.

Who is going to be Swerve’s opponent for Double or Nothing? The fans ask “WHO? WHO? WHO?” and Swerve says he doesn’t know. Winnipeg doesn’t know. But whoever it is, come, present yourself. But wipe your feet before you step into whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then The Bucks interrupt on the tron. They tell the champ congrats. But guess who else are champs: The Bucks! And uh, they also wanted to stop by because something else has been bothering them. It seems that success has gone to Swerve’s head. The first time he talks after winning the big one, and he badmouths his bosses, the EVPs, on national television, and using curse words?

The network hated that, that is a fine. And maybe Swerve just needs a dose of humility. How do you do that? Well, how about The Bucks arrange the very best, the perfect opponent, for Swerve at Double or Nothing? This man happens to be one of the best Canadian pro-wrestlers of all time. He’s a former champion, and hasn’t been around. But he’s waiting at the go position, ready to meet Swerve! Hit the music in three, two, one. GO! It’s… Christian Cage?! The fans are a bit torn as they were hoping for a different Canadian star, but The Patriarch leads Mother Shayna, Nick Wayne & Killswitch/Luchasaurus to the ring.

Christian gets a mic as he goes up onto the apron. He steps inside, Shayna Wayne by his side, but Nick and Killswitchasaurus lurking outside. There are fans who cheer on Christian, and then he sucker punches Swerve with the mic!! Christian fires off hands and knocks Swerve down, and Nana can only cower in a corner! But Swerve gets up to fire back! And he DECKS Nick! And he BOOTS Killswitch! But then Shayna gets in Swerve’s face. Killswitchasaurus turns Swerve around to HEADBUTT him! And he CLOBBERS Nana! Christian snatches the world title, drags Swerve up, KILLSWITCH on the belt!!

The fans are again torn, but Christian then drags Nana up! He holds Nana in place so Nick can hit WAYNE’S WORLD! Christian then goes back to the mic, and he looms over Swerve to tell him, “There’s something you should know about me. I never forget. I haven’t forgotten that some months ago, you broke into my son, Nick Wayne’s gym and left him in a pool of his own blood. I haven’t forgotten- Keep it down while I’m conducting my business!” The fans boo but Christian says he didn’t forget that at one time, they were a tag team at the biggest show in the history of this business, and Swerve lost! Swerve embarrassed Christian!

Christian’s been waiting for the right moment to make him answer for those mistakes, and Swerve went and won the world championship. It seems like there’s no better time than right now to make Swerve pay for those mistakes. Christian will embarrass Swerve the same way Swerve embarrassed him. Christian will end Swerve’s reign before it even begins, and make him a footnote in the history of AEW! The fans boo more but Christian says he heard that speech last week, Swerve talking about his path to this title, how grueling it was and how he put every ounce of himself into it, to where his own daughter doesn’t even know him.

Christian tells Swerve that when he’s done with Swerve, Swerve’s daughter won’t want to know him! But Christian will promise Swerve this: Swerve’s daughter will have a father she can be proud of for the rest of her life! Christian tells Winnipeg that the same way the Colorado Avalanche walked into their house and took their championship dreams away, Christian will walk into Swerve’s House at Double or Nothing and rip this AEW World Championship from his hands. But Swerve, know this: “The pain has just begun.” And with that, Luchasaurus PULLS Swerve’s hair out of his head! Luchasaurus shows off the braid, will that only be the first trophy The Patriarchy takes?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Adam “Edge” Copeland VS ??? w/ The House of Black!

After defeating The Rated R Superstar, as well as Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston, at Dynasty, the House of Black has answered the call of the #CopeOpen. However, they’re going to keep us guessing until the very moment it’s time to fight! Malakai Black speaks from the shadows that everyone expected him to come out here, all the bells and whistles. But why should Malakai fight Edge now, when watching what he did to Edge infiltrating Edge’s mind is so much more rewarding? Malakai laughs, but then who is coming for the gold? It’s the Aussie Juggernaut, Buddy Matthews! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the House Always Wins!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as Edge and Buddy stare down. The two tie up, Buddy headlocks, but Edge powers up and out. They RAM shoulders and neither falls. The two reset, tie up again, and Edge headlocks. Buddy powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and again neither falls. The fans rally as the two circle, tie up, and Buddy headlocks for the takeover. Buddy holds off the headscissors but Edge powers through. Edge has the headscissors, Buddy kips free, but turns around into a headlock takeover. Buddy headscissors, Edge kips free, but Buddy sweeps to a cover! ONE, and Edge sweeps to a cover, ONE!

Buddy kip sup and stares Edge down and the fans cheer. Edge and Buddy circle, tie up, and Buddy waistlocks. Edge pries at the hold, switches back, and he CLUBS Buddy. Edge back suplexes, Buddy lands out and RANAS! Edge tumbles out, Buddy builds speed, but then he stops as Edge is ready. The two stare down, Edge eggs Buddy on, and Buddy kicks him. Buddy whips, Edge reverses and TOSSES Buddy out! Edge builds speed but Buddy hurries in, Edge DUMPS Buddy back out! Edge gets moving and DIVES! Down goes Buddy and the fans fire up! Edge shakes out his arms and gets to his feet as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Edge storms his way over to Buddy at the ramp, drags him up, and sends him into the steel steps! Edge refreshes the ring count, then stalks Buddy to the barriers. Edge brings Buddy around to whip him hard into the railing! The fans fire up as Edge storms over to Buddy, CLUBS him on the back, but then Buddy kicks back! Buddy SMACKS Edge off barriers, makes him take a seat, then runs to KNEE Edge into barriers! Buddy shoves Edge down, then brings him back up to ROCK him with a forearm! Buddy puts Edge in the ring, storms his way up the steps, and then storms up to Edge. Edge throws body shots and forearms in return!

Edge has Buddy in a corner, but Buddy shoves Edge away. Buddy runs up, into a kitchen sink knee! Buddy sits up clutching his stomach, but Edge pushes him down for a cover, TWO! Buddy bails out, Edge pursues, and Edge brings Buddy around to SMACK off steel steps! Edge ROCKS Buddy with forearm after forearm, but then Buddy WRINGS Edge’s arm into the apron! Buddy rolls into the ring, Edge drags himself back up, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Buddy runs up but Edge fires hands! Edge bumps Buddy off buckles, then HOTSHOTS him! The fans rally and Edge drags himself back up, to RAM into Buddy, only for Buddy to make it a DDT!

The fans rally while both men are down. Edge and Buddy rise up, and Buddy stomps Edge to a corner. Buddy stomps a mudhole in, the fans boo and the ref counts. Buddy stomps Edge more, then CHOKES him! The ref counts and fans boo but Buddy lets off at 4. Buddy drags Edge up, snapmares and KICKS him in the back! Edge writhes while Buddy soaks up the heat. Buddy sits Edge up, runs and stops to clamp on a chinlock! Buddy grinds Edge down, almost has a Bulldog Choke, but Edge endures. The fans rally up as Edge moves around, then rises to his feet. Edge RAMS Buddy into a corner, but Buddy holds on tight!

Edge flails, pries at the hold, and he RAMS Buddy into the corner again! Buddy won’t let go, and Edge starts to fade! The fans rally up again and Edge fights up. Edge RAMS Buddy in again, gets free this time, and comes back, but into a BOOT! Buddy runs up, but into a FLAPJACK! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Buddy rolls to the apron on one side, Edge goes to another. Edge finds Buddy at the corner, but Buddy fires hands! Buddy climbs up now, but Edge resists the lift! The fans fire up as Edge throws body shots then haymakers! Buddy gives those right back, they hockey scrum right up top!

Buddy HEADBUTTS and both men fall back! They both hit apron and then the floor! The fans fire up while the ring count begins. Both men stir at 4 of 10, flounder at 5, and sit up at 7! They stand at 9 and slide in! The fans fire up as this match continues, and the two start throwing forearms! Edge gets the edge, but Buddy still hits back! Edge stands, reels Buddy in but Buddy wrenches out to shove and FOREARM! Buddy runs, but Edge follows to FOREARM! Edge runs, Buddy swings, Edge dodges, but then Buddy dodges! DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up again as both men are down!

The ref checks both men, Buddy sputters and has some blood in his mouth. Medics are called over, is Buddy already done for? He gets checked on while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref double checks Edge, he seems alright. Buddy is still coughing for air, but there doesn’t seem to be any critical damage done, so the match continues. Both men stand, and they fire haymakers! The hockey scrum is back, Edge ROCKS Buddy then KNEES him low! Buddy backs to a corner, Edge whips him corner to corner hard! Buddy coughs for air again as he doubles over. The ref checks him, Buddy says he’s good to go so Edge digs his knee into Buddy’s face! The ref counts, Edge drags Buddy up, and Edge DECKS Buddy with a forearm! The ref again checks on Buddy, but he refuses to stay down, so Edge DECKS him again!

Buddy sits up in a daze, so Edge brings him up to DECK him again! The ref has Edge stay back to double check on Buddy, but somehow Buddy is hanging in there. Dynamite returns to single picture, and Edge CHOPS Buddy in the corner! And CHOPS again! Edge keeps Buddy standing, then climbs up the corner. Edge rains down fists and the fans count all the way to TEN! But Buddy YANKS Edge down into the buckle! And again, and again, and again! Then Buddy gets up and under Edge, for a SITOUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Edge survives but Buddy is too sore to be upset. The fans rally up as both men stir, and Buddy rolls his way to the apron.

Buddy drags himself up, climbs a corner, but Edge runs up to trip him up! Buddy lands on the crossbar, and then Edge BOOTS him! Edge then climbs up the corner, he CLUBS Buddy on the back again and again, and he brings Buddy to the top rope. Edge fires a few more fists, but Buddy hits back! Buddy SMACKS Edge off buckles, then goes up and over to SUNSET FLIP! Edge holds onto the ropes so Buddy lets off. Edge mule kicks Buddy right in the chest! But Buddy comes back to UPPERCUT! Buddy climbs, Edge fights the superplex and shoves him away. Buddy comes right back to try again, but he just gets more body shots!

Edge brings Buddy up, for a SUPER IMPALER!! Both men are down as Edge can’t make the cover! The fans are thunderous as Edge crawls over, cover, TWO!! Buddy survives, showing some serious toughness! The fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and then fire up as Edge rises! Edge takes aim from a corner as Buddy rises up. Edge runs in, but into a KICK! And a KNEE! And another KNEE! Buddy then suplexes, JACKHAMMER!! Cover, TWO!! But into a CROSSFACE!! Buddy has Edge caught, but Edge endures and fights around. Edge reaches out, the fans rally as hard as they can, and Edge turns things into a cradle! TWO!!

Buddy swings, but into an OLYMPIC SLAM! We reach the 20 minute mark, time is running out! Edge finds the cover, TWO!! Buddy is still in this after everything he’s taken, but Edge aims to finish this. Buddy rises, Edge runs in, but Buddy sends him into buckles! Buddy then fireman’s carries, to GO TO SLEEP!! Buddy staggers back but he aims! Buddy runs up, but Edge dodges the stomp! Edge shoves and SPEARS!! Cover, EDGE WINS!

Winner: Adam “Edge” Copeland, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Rated R Superstar retains, but in many ways survives this challenge! But there’s rage boiling over and he CLUBS away on Buddy! Edge goes out and looks around, and he finds two chairs! Everyone knows what Edge does with chairs, and he gets in the ring! Buddy flounders, stands, but Edge SMACKS him back down! Edge puts that chair under Buddy’s head, and then gets the other chair! Fans are torn, but is Edge really gonna do this? Edge seems to be conflicted, as well, but then the lights go out! When the lights come back up, MALAKAI BLACK is there! The Dark Father tells Edge to do it!? Do what he was going to! And even Buddy wants it!

Edge raises the chair, but then aims at Malakai! The lights go out again, and the House is gone. Was The Rated R Superstar about to give in to his darkness? Or will the guiding light of being TNT Champion help keep him safe against the House of Black?

 

Samoa Joe VS Isiah Kassidy!

The King of Wrestling Television may have lost his crown, but he hasn’t lost what made him champion in the first place. Will he get back on track with a win tonight? Or will Brother Zay earn a title shot (shot shot) of his own by pinning the former champion?

The bell rings and fans sing “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Zay brushes that off as he and Joe circle. They feel things out, but Zay gets back, and he grabs Joe’s towel! Zay mocks Joe, does a dance, and Joe smirks. Joe CHOKES Zay using the towel! The ref counts, Joe lets off, but Zay claws the eyes! Zay tells Joe he wants none of this! Zay runs, but Joe FLAPJACKS him! Joe then JABS! JABS! JABS! Joe fires off on Zay in the corner, then OVERHAND CHOPS! Joe applauds with the fans while Zay bails out. Joe builds speed, but he stops the dive as Zay slides in. Joe goes back to the apron but Zay runs up to triangle jump STUNNER!

Joe falls back, Zay fires up and builds speed, and Zay FLIES, but Joe just steps aside! Zay crashes ‘n’ burns as fans cheer Joe’s signature dodge! Joe drags Zay up, puts him in the ring, and the singing continues, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe drags Zay up, but Zay throat chops! The fans boo but Zay hobbles, runs, and flapjack DROPKICKS! Joe ends up in a corner, Zay hobbles over and rains down fists! And elbows! Zay MONKEY FLIP- NO, Joe is just too big for that! Joe puts Zay up top, HEADBUTTS, then tucks him in! MUSLCE BUSTER!! Joe drops into the cover, and wins!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall

Championship or not, Joe is still a dangerous man! Will all the champions of AEW have to watch out for Joe coming after them?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“Willow Nightingale, my former best friend. You’re a damn fraud! You know last time one-on-one in that ring, I had you pinned. If it weren’t for that bald b*tch on a leash, Stokely Hathaway… And Julia and I, last time in Canada, we beat both you and Statlander in a Street Fight. So you know I have your number because I have proved it every damn week. And if you’re even half the woman that you say you are, come prove it tonight on Rampage, and put the TBS title on the line.” The Chicago Skye has made the challenge, will Willow go on a Rampage with her?

 

Orange Cassidy is here!

Winnipeg fires up for Freshly Squeezed, but surely he is in a sour mood after how the Parking Lot Brawl went. It wasn’t even that Trent Beretta beat Chuck Taylor and won. It was that after the match, Trent used a monkey wrench to all but shatter Chuck’s leg just because he could! Cassidy gets in the ring now and has a mic to say, “I hate this. See, I thought after Saturday, when my Best Friends, Chuck and Trent, got into a parking lot, beat each other up, and get everything out of their systems, we’d come back together, stand here in this ring together, as Best Friends. But see, that’s never gonna happen.

“I have been told that because of what Trent did to Chuck after the match… I have been told that my Best Friend, Chuck Taylor, will never wrestle again.” Fans are shocked and upset, and Cassidy takes off the sunglasses. “So now I’m standing in this ring alone, to tell you, Trent Beretta, that the next time I see you-” Trent interrupts! And he says wow, big surprise! Cassidy is making things about himself again! Trying to make somebody else’s career ending about himself! Cassidy rushes out but the security guards get in the way! Trent says Cassidy is too selfish! That’s why this all happened! Chuck’s career is over because of Cassidy, not Trent!

Cassidy is still pushing through the security guards so Kris Statlander hurries out here to stop him! Trent says Cassidy is the selfish one! Then Don Callis walks out here!? The fans boo as Callis talks Cassidy down, and whispers something to him. Trent says Cassidy is selfish, and Cassidy actually walks away with Callis?! Trent gives a mocking thumbs up, but just what is going on here?

 

Backstage interview with The Young Bucks.

Renee Paquette is with Matthew & Nicholas Jackson, and says tonight is a big night. Can the EVPs give her any nuggets as to what else is planned? Matt says first off, she’s killing it as always. How’s the family? How’s Jon? Oh, they’re all g- That’s great to hear. But they don’t really have time to talk right now, they’re looking for an old. Has she happened to bump into him yet? No? Okay. Well, they’ve had way too much TV time tonight already, let’s give some to their good friend, The Scapegoat, Jack Perry! Jack tags in for the interview and Renee asks him just what the hell was he thinking attacking Tony Khan last week.

Jack says he meant what he said last week. The only thing he wants is what’s best for AEW. And some people might not see it, but that’s what he did. The funny part to Jack is that Tony Khan is the one who made Jack into “The Scapegoat.” It hurt at the time, but he accepted it at the time because he realized that it was a sacrifice that someone was gonna have to make. But we all have to sacrifice, Tony. And thanks to you, we are entering a new era of AEW, under The Elite! Jack & The Bucks head out, what else is going to happen in their era?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Katsuyori Shibata!

The Learning Tree has not only changed his attitude and his song, but now he’s changed his look when it comes to his ring gear. All this along with how he has supposedly changed the meaning of the acronym. This is now the #ForTheWorld Championship, because he claims to be doing all this for the world! Well, will The Wrestler cut down The Learning Tree for the sake of the world? Or will even Shibata have something to learn from The Wizard?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the master!

The bell rings and Jericho claps along with the fans as they rally up. Jericho and Shibata tie up, Jericho arm-drags, then gets all fired up for himself. Jericho waves to the fans, then circles with Shibata. They tie up, Jericho waistlocks, but Shibata switches, snapmares, and clamps on a chinlock. Shibata then floats to a top wristlock, even as fans actually cheer on the “LEARNING TREE!” Jericho fights up, Shibata wristlocks, but Jericho has the ropes. Shibata lets off slowly, but Jericho CHOPS! Shibata CHOPS back! Jericho CHOPS, Shibata CHOPS, repeat! The fans ‘WOO~” and Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS!

Jericho whips, he CLOBBERS Shibata, then LIONSAULTS legs onto legs! Cover, ONE!! Jericho stays cool as he goes out of the ring. Jericho looks under the ring, goes around the way, and he keeps searching. What does he want? It’s the trash can lid! Just like in his match with Hook! Jericho SMACKS Shibata down! Jericho goes back out and looks for something else. He brings out a black bag! Those are never good… Jericho brings the bag in and dumps out… HOCKEY PUCKS! The fans cheer that, because those are Winnipeg Jets pucks! But then Shibata hits an STO onto the pucks! Jericho writhes, and Shibata drags him up, to snap suplex onto pucks!

Jericho writhes, again suffering from his own idea. Shibata stomps Jericho, grabs that trash can lid, but puts it aside. Shibata brushes the pucks away with his feet, to CHOP! And CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” as those CHOPS echo out! Jericho stands, but Shibata CHOPS again! Jericho CHOPS, Shibata CHOPS, and then Shibata eggs Jericho on! The fans fire up and Jericho nods. Jericho CHOPS, but Shibata CHOPS! Both men’s chests are getting redder as the CHOPS keep going! Jericho CHOPS, Shibata barely flinches! Shibata CHOPS, Jericho winces, but he still CHOPS! Shibata CHOPS and the fans are all fired up!

Jericho goes to a corner, grits his teeth and comes back to CHOP! Shibata CHOPS right before Dynamite goes picture in picture!

Jericho is starting to get frustrated, but he still CHOPS! Shibata CHOPS again! CHOP after CHOP, neither man is backing down! Oh, but Jericho does feel that one more than the rest! Shibata eggs Jericho on, and Jericho frowns as he looks around. Jericho stares Shibata down, then winds up to CHOP! Shibata CHOPS again! Jericho huffs and puffs but that one really stung. Jericho still CHOPS, Shibata CHOPS again, and this CHOP fight isn’t stopping! Jericho pumps up to COHP! Shibata pumps up to CHOP! Jericho takes a moment, his entire chest is red! Jericho gets in Shibata’s face, snarls and fires up the fans, to CHOP!

The CHOP fest hits another stride! Shibata CHOPS, and CHOPS, and then CHOPS again! Jericho ends up in a corner, he CHOPS back and they speed back up! Shibata CHOPS overhand and Jericho is sent reeling! Shibata doesn’t even seem to care that his chest is bright red! The CHOPS just keep going back and forth, over and over! Jericho needs to catch his breath from the impacts, but he doesn’t stop coming back for more! Winnipeg fires up as the CHOPS just keep going and Dynamite returns to single picture! The fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as the CHOPS just keep ringing out!

Shibata CHOPS, and CHOPS and then finally goes to forearms in the corner! Shibata gives one more CHOP, then he goes corner to corner, but Jericho CHUCKS a puck! Shibata takes it and comes back with haymakers! Jericho trips Shibata into the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans go wild as Shibata endures! Shibata fights around, reaches out, but Jericho keeps him from ropes! Jericho sits deep on the hold, but Shibata pushes up, tucks ‘n’ rolls and gets the ankles to trip Jericho! Shibata steps through into a FIGURE FOUR! Now fans “WOO~” for a different reason! Jericho grabs another puck as he sits up, to CHUCK it into Shibata’s face!!

Shibata clutches his nose as he lets the leglock go, and Jericho has more pucks! The fans fire up as Jericho goes out to search under the ring. He brings out a kendo stick, and a trash can! Jericho is again recreating his match with Hook, but he also adds another kendo stick. Jericho puts the can around Shibata, then SMACKS it with the stick! And again! The stick is breaking as Jericho SMACKS away with those headshot strikes! Wait, Shibata is standing up!? Shibata is perhaps using the can as armor as he steps into the strikes! Jericho keeps hitting Shibata but Shibata keeps backing him down! Now Jericho’s cornered!

Jericho apologizes, but Shibata TRASH CAN HEADBUTTS him! Jericho sits down, Shibata kicks him, then takes off the trash can! The fans fire up as Shibata lets Jericho hold the can, then runs to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK it into Jericho! Jericho flounders, Shibata covers, TWO! Shibata clears some space, and he finds the kendo sticks! The fans fire up as Shibata dual wields, only to give one to Jericho! Shibata wants a fair fight, after all! Jericho and Shibata circle, but then Shibata sits down? So Jericho does the same. They square up, and Shibata SMACKS Jericho on the ear! Jericho SMACKS Shibata on the shoulder, Shibata returns fire, and the fans fire up!

The SMACKS go again and again, then they clash stick to stick! Shibata disarms Jericho to then SMACK away on Jericho’s leg! Then he gets around, KENDO STICK SAIDO onto the pucks!! Jericho writhes, Shibata goes out and looks under the ring. Shibata brings out a TABLE! The fans go wild seeing that! Shibata puts the table into the ring, props it up in a table, and he fires off JABS and CHOPS! Jericho wobbles with every shot, so Shibata CLUBS him again and again and again! Then CHOPS him! Jericho is against the table, Shibata runs, but into a CODE BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Shibata survives!

Jericho aims from a corner, takes aim, JUDAS- SLEEPER!! Shibata has Jericho caught, but Jericho flails around! Jericho reaches for ropes, but Shibata grabs that arm, ripcords and CHOPS! Jericho falls and Shibata goes back to the table. The fans duel as Shibata takes this table and stands it up in the drop zone. “This is Awesome!” but wait! BIG BILL is here! And he BOOTS Jericho down!! The fans boo as Morrissey saves the Learning Tree and then SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAMS Shibata through the table!! Bill leaves it to Jericho, and Jericho crawls to cover Shibata in the wreckage. Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

Bill saved Jericho #ForTheWorld, and Jericho seems to appreciate that. Will The Learning Tree take Bill under his wing- er, branches, and guide him to success?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

May the Fourth be with you as AEW takes Saturday night off for the Star Wars movie marathon!

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale, Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee is with the TBS Champion, the Galaxy’s Greatest and #BigStoke, and she brings up last week’s confrontation with Mercedes Mone. It seemed there was major miscommunication there. Yes, Kris wants to apologizes. Mone had no right to interrupt, Kris was just trying to diffuse the situation, but it backfired onto Willow, Kris is so sorry. Renee pivots to later tonight on Rampage with another challenger in the form of Skye Blue. Yes, Willow will accept the challenge. Because lucky for Skye Blue, last week left Willow in a fighting mood. So Mone, don’t think Willow will forget about that cheap shot.

But Skye, if you want a fight, honey, Willow will mop the floor with you! With this title on the line, Willow will maim, massacre, right here in Winnipeg, Manitoba! Stokely speaks up, saying the worst part is what Skye said about him! And he can’t complain to nobody because those p*icks, the Young Bucks, beat up Tony Khan! And worst part about that is, they did it before payday! But then a technical aid brings Renee her phone. Oh, it’s a text from Matt & Nick… They tell her she’s doing a good job, though she could be smiling more. And let Stoke & Kris know that they are now BANNED from ringside during the TBS Championship! Any interference will strip Willow of the title!

Okay, aside from Stoke’s own words and actions, what’d he do to deserve this!? Kris and Stoke head out, and she makes sure he knows it was his fault. Renee wishes Willow luck, Willow thanks Renee, and she fires herself up. Will the Babe with the Power still be the Face of TBS after tonight?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After checking Buddy off the list, and then almost taking him out for good, Adam “Edge” Copeland is moving on through the House of Black to face Brody King! Will the Rated R Superstar go two for two? Or will the House win out in the end? Plus, after the tense confrontation from tonight, Freshly Squeezed will look to avenge Chuckie T with his own two hands! Orange Cassidy takes on Trent Beretta, who will prove they were always the best Best Friend?

 

Claudio Castagnoli VS Brian Cage!

The Swiss Superman gave Swerve an awesome fight last week on Collision, and believes that he is the best not because he always wins, but because he always shows up, day after day after day. Claudio acknowledges he isn’t the “shiny new toy,” because he’s the one that’ll never break! Will he prove that even against The Mogul Embassy’s Machine? Or will the #Swolverine get his stuff in and take the win?

The bell rings and both men run in to DOUBLE LARIAT! They fire forearms back and forth as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Claudio winds up to LARIAT! Cage stays up, and he LARIATS back! Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Cage rebounds to LARIAT! The LARIATS go back and forth, then Cage UPPERCUTS! Cage suplexes high and hard! Claudio gets up in a huff, and he UPPERCUTS back! And UPPERCUTS again and again! Claudio reels Cage in for a BIG suplex! But Cage gets right up! Cage ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Claudio stands up, into a DROPKICK! Cage asks, “Who betta than Cage?”

Cage whips Claudio to ropes, but Claudio KICKS back! Claudio then runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Cage drops, only for the hurdle to be caught! Claudio makes it a BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up as Claudio roars, and Claudio drags Cage up. The fans rally as Claudio fires forearms, then he whips Cage to a corner. Cage goes up and over, schoolboy and BOOT! Cage storms up on Claudio, brings him up to fireman’s carry, but Claudio slips free! Claudio shoves Cage to the corner, runs up, but into an ELBOW! Cage runs up, but into a scoop! Claudio holds Cage up before the SLAM! Then Claudio ninja runs to DOUBLE STOMP!

The fans fire up and Claudio fires off on Cage in a corner. Claudio rains down fists, the fans count along, but Cage dumps Claudio over before five! Claudio hits back, ELBOWS Cage, but Cage GAMANGIRIS! Cage goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the deadlift SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up and Cage flexes while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage storms after Claudio, and he CHOKES Claudio on ropes! The ref counts, Cage lets off and stomps Claudio down, then stomps a mudhole. The ref counts again, Cage lets off at 4, and Claudio sputters. Cage drags Claudio up, but Claudio ROCKS him! And ROCKS him again and again! But Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage reels Claudio in to scoop and SLAM! Cage then runs to drop the leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Cage is annoyed but Claudio snarls. Cage pushes Claudio around, but Claudio CHOPS! Claudio goes to a corner, Cage COHPS him in return! Cage stalks Claudio to another corner, and CHOPS again.

Claudio goes to the fourth corner, but CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again, and again! Claudio whips corner to corner, Cage reverses and Claudio hits buckles hard! Cage stomps Claudio, soaks up the heat, then storms over to Claudio in the corner. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in and UPPERCUTS! Then spins to clothesline! Then wrenches for the SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Claudio stays in this but Cage stays on Claudio with a chinlock! Claudio endures, even as Cage squeezes tight! Claudio fights up to his feet, but Cage wrangles him down with a leg sweep! Cage leans on the chinlock and grinds Claudio into the mat!

Claudio endures, fights back up, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Claudio throws body shots, then elbows. Claudio whips, Cage reverses and SUPERKICKS! Claudio ends up on ropes, Cage dials it up, 619! Claudio staggers, Cage DISCUS LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives but Cage stays focused. Cage pump handles, lifts, but Claudio lands out! Claudio dodges to springboard, FLYING UPPERCUT! The fans fire up while both men are down! The standing count starts, Claudio rises at 3 and Cage is in a corner. Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT! Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again and again as the fans fire up!

The ref counts, Claudio lets off, but then jukes to UPPERCUT again! Claudio roars, runs and BOOTS! Cage BOOTS back! Claudio BOOTS again, so Cage kicks, Claudio blocks to UPPERCUT, SUPERKICK and then Cage is on ropes! The fans fire up as Claudio dials it up! SWISS-1-9!! Cage flounders up, into a DISCUS LARIAT from Claudio! Cover, TWO! Cage survives but Claudio keeps his cool. Claudio drags Cage up and reels him in, Gotch lift, but Cage Alabama Lifts, to ALABAMA BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives but Cage hauls him up! Fireman’s carry, but Claudio fights free! Claudio shoves, Cage ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Claudio comes back to POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Claudio calls for it! Claudio gets Cage’s legs, for the GIANT SWING!! Cage goes around and around and around, and the fans count along! Claudio goes all the way to nine, then steps through for a Canadian favorite, the SHARPSHOOTER! Cage crawls forward but Claudio drags him back! Cage is caught, he taps! Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by submission

The Swiss Superman proves tougher than the Swolverine, because that is the power of never stopping! Will Claudio not stop on his way back to a championship?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Renee is now with Azucar, and brings up the Best Friends tearing each other apart. Next week on Dynamite, Cassidy VS Trent, can she even ask Rocky who he sides with? Rocky says he doesn’t side with anyone in this. Who’s the real winner anyway? The whole thing has been tearing Rocky apart and he just can’t take it anymore. He’s done with it. He told Trent, Chuck, Kris and Cassidy that he’s out. Rocky Romero does his own thing from now on. And that thing is becoming a champion here in AEW. Rocky has been a champ in NJPW, in ROH, and in CMLL. The only way Rocky knows how to do that is by challenging the best.

And speaking of, there’s one guy that brings out the best in Rocky, and who he brings the best out of in return. Just a couple weeks ago, they brought the best out of each other when taking on The Undisputed Kingdom. Rocky tells Kyle O’Reilly that he wants to face him again, here tonight on Rampage, in the great city of Winnipeg! Rocky VS Kyle one more time, may the best man win. Renee wishes Rocky luck and he says thanks, he’ll need it. Will #CombatKyle give Azucar the best fight either man has ever had?

 

Serena Deeb VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling said last week that she is going to prove herself as THE best wrestler in the AEW Women’s Division, and that of course means becoming THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Will Deeb not only put the “understudy” to the test, but prove herself worthy of facing the leading lady?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Deeb headlocks, spins, wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, and repeat! Then Deeb hits the takeover, but Mariah headscissors. Deeb kips free, the two stand off, and the fans applaud. The two reset, tie up again, and Mariah waistlocks. Deeb reaches up, slips her hand into the waisltock, then wrenches free. Mariah wrenches back, but Deeb rolls, rolls, then wrenches to wristlock and wrangle Mariah. Deeb then grabs a leg, has a standing toehold, and she smiles at Storm as she ties up Mariah! Mariah ends up in Paradise! Deeb shows it off to the fans and they cheer while Mariah is frustrated.

The fans rally, Deeb goes to a corner, and she runs up to DROPKICK Mariah outta Paradise! Mariah flounders to a corner, Deeb eggs her on, and Mariah runs up. Deeb dodges, spins Mariah, and snapmares to then run and run Mariah over! Things keep moving, Deeb turns Mariah’s hip toss into a takedown, then she gets the legs to turn her over, SEATED SURFBOARD! Mariah endures and the fans cheer! Deeb lets Mariah go to let her get away. Deeb runs in, Mariah goes up and over to ROCK Deeb! Mariah puts Deeb up top, then CHOPS! Deeb snarls as Mariah swaggers, then Mariah comes back with the STRATUSPHERE!

Mariah keeps moving, and she SHOTGUNS Deeb down! Deeb flounders to ropes, Mariah poses, and the fans cheer as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah storms up on Deeb while Storm smiles with pride. Mariah digs her boot into Deeb, lets off as the ref counts, then snapmares Deeb so she can scuff her. Mariah stands Deeb up to CHOP her, and Deeb goes to ropes. Deeb CHOPS, but Mariah CHOPS again! Deeb CHOPS, CHOPS, but Mariah knees low! Mariah scoops to hit a SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps cool as she keeps on Deeb with a chinlock. Mariah shows her own technical prowess with the grip as she grinds Deeb down. Deeb endures, fights up, and throws body shots! Deeb is free, she runs, but Mariah LARIATS her down!

Deeb staggers back up but Mariah is on her. Mariah scoops and carries Deeb around, for a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Deeb stays in this but Mariah swaggers around. Mariah drags Deeb up, pushes her around, then SLAPS her! Mariah runs, but Deeb drops, sets up, and blocks the kick to SLAP and SLAP and SLAP Mariah in return! Then DRAGON SCREW! Mariah writhes and Deeb fires herself back up. Deeb again eggs Mariah on as Dynamite returns to single picture. Mariah runs up, Deeb dodges and UPPERCUTS! Mariah goes to a corner, Deeb runs in to clothesline! Deeb whips, Mariah reverses, and Mariah runs up.

Mariah blocks Deeb’s kick, but Deeb uses that to reel her in for a KNEE! Deeb goes out to the apron, catches Mariah and turns her, for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Mariah flounders away, Storm is upset, but Deeb reels Mariah in. Mariah wrenches out, swings, but into a ripcord! Mariah ducks the elbow, but Deeb kicks low! Deeb reels Mariah in but Mariah wrenches out. Mariah facelocks but now Deeb wrenches out, and TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she storms around the ring. The fans cheer on “DEEB! DEEB! DEEB!” Deeb brings Mariah up, reels her in, tucks the arms, but Mariah slips under!

Deeb ducks the roundhouse and UPPERCUTS Mariah! Deeb reels Mariah in, but Mariah breaks the full nelson and throws elbows! But Deeb shoves Mariah to the ropes and SNAP GERMANS on the return! Deeb hauls Mariah up, hammerlock and PEPSI TWIST! Cover, TWO!! Mariah survives but Storm is still worried. Deeb has the fans rallying again, and Deeb gets a leg. Deeb lets out a “WOO~” but Mariah denies the figure four! Mariah runs up, but Deeb puts her on the apron. Mariah ducks a shot to ROUNDHOUSE! Mariah goes up the corner, to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Deeb flounders away!

Mariah goes to the other corner, says kiss this, and she runs in, SWEET HIP MUSIC! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives but Mariah runs, because IT’S GONNA KNEE MAY!! Cover, TWO!!! Deeb survives and Mariah is beside herself! May vows to end this, and she storms back up on Deeb. Mariah fireman’s carries, tucks, but Deeb uses that for an OCTOPUS STRETCH!! Mariah then shifts around, sunset flip, but Mariah sits on it! TWO and Deeb finishes the flip, TWO! Mariah swings, into a spin and spin and spin, and a little more spinning, for the backslide! TWO!! Mariah survives, staggers up, and HEADBUTTS a la Storm!

Mariah wrenches, for the SAIDO!! The fans fire up as Deeb goes to a corner! Mariah runs up, but into an ELBOW! Deeb hops up, Mariah returns, but Deeb turns Stratusphere into HALF CRAB!! Mariah is caught as Deeb sits deep! Mariah reaches out, Storm coaches her, and Mariah crawls forward! But Deeb drags her back! Storm panics as Deeb SMASHES the knee over and over! Then a DEEP CRAB!! Storm THROWS IN THE TOWEL, Deeb wins!!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by forfeit

Deeb smiles at Storm, because it shows she’s gotten in her head. And now, she’s gotten her match! The graphic goes up to show it is official, Deeb is the #1 contender and will have her match in Las Vegas! Storm is furious, but who wins when she and Deeb go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with Adam “Edge” Copeland.

Renee congratulates The Rated R Superstar on his win tonight, but asks if he’s okay. He seemed out of sorts out there. Edge says yeah, he’s… Uh, yeah, he’s okay. Kyle O’Reilly walks in and says to Edge that as a kid from Canada, Edge’s career has meant a lot to him. And now Kyle is sharing a locker room with him, watching his matches, and seeing what’s going on with The House of Black. Kyle doesn’t dig it, man. So if Edge needs back-up or something, Kyle will be there. Edge appreciates that. Brody King is up next, and uh, hey, eyes up here. Kyle gets caught looking at the TNT title, but Edge understands.

Edge also knows Kyle’s got Rocky Romero on Rampage, so good luck out there. Edge heads out, will he be able to handle the House alone? Or will he call upon #CombatKyle when the deck gets stacked?

 

And now…

“HE is a former AEW World Champion. HE is the only wrestler to hold the AEW World title, Tag Team titles and Trios titles. While most dream of reaching it, HE actually achieved the illustrious seven-star rating. HE is the pride and joy of NOOOOORTH~ CAROLINA~! However, HE is the Golden Boy of Winnipeg, Manitoba! Tonight, HE returns to AEW. Tonight, HE returns… home. HE is the Cleaner, HE is the Best Bout Machine, HE is a Founding Father of AEW. HE is… KENNY! OOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAA~!” The fans go wild as the man himself makes his way out to the ring, in a sharp suit and shades.

The pyro goes off for Kenny as he makes his way down the ramp and steps into the ring. Kenny gets the mic as the fans cheer him on, and he says they’re making this tough on him. He’s never been good at this sort of stuff. The fans chant “Welcome Home!” and Kenny smiles. Kenny says he’s never been good at talking about injuries, illness, weakness. A few months back, he was diagnosed with diverticulitis. Fans boo diverticulitis, it sucks, and Kenny says he’ll spare fans the gory details if they don’t know what that entails. But after spending 10 days in the hospital, the doctors told him, “You’re one of the lucky ones. You were 24 hours away from dying.”

So to that, Kenny said, “Cool story, Doc, can you patch me up and send me back to Dynamite?” The doc said it wasn’t that simple. They needed to get what’s in him outta him, and if they cut him open now, they’d have to filet him open, and give him a colostomy back for six months, maybe 12 months, maybe even the rest of his life. Kenny told the doctor, “And if I don’t?” The doc said that’s fine, but then for the rest of his life, Kenny will have a ticking timebomb right in his gut. He might not know where, when or why, but he might just one day wake up in the hospital, having the surgery anyway. Any sort of blunt force trauma to the stomach could kill him.

Kenny says since that day, he can’t lie. He had to stop… Kenny gets emotional here as he says he had to stop watching. He had to stop watching AEW because his hands would shake. He was scared. For the first time in his life, Kenny was scared. He felt pathetic, felt like a coward. Like maybe the point today, this whole thing, was to come out and explain to the fans that he’d have to retire. The fans don’t like the sound of that, but then Kenny did something. He turned on AEW for the first time the other day, and he watched Dynasty. Did anyone else watch Dynasty? The fans all cheer that!

Kenny says he saw Swerve make history! He saw Ospreay and Danielson put on one of the greatest matches he’s ever seen in his LIFE! And he wishes he could say he was happy. But he looked at his hands, they were shaking again. The tremors got worse. Kenny thought to himself, “Am I really scared of being a wrestler?” No, it wasn’t fear. When he came out here, hearing Justin Roberts’ introduction, and hearing every single fan chanting his name, it made Kenny realize something very important. Yes he was scared, but that’s life! Everyone’s scared of something! The reason he was shaking was from WITHDRAWAL! The fans cheer that!

Kenny knew he needed to be back in this ring. More than he wanted to breathe! Because living for Kenny is being in this ring! Being called the Best Bout Machine is what fuels him! And it hurt him, and he hated it, that all the best shows, the best PPVS, the best wrestlers on this planet are in the conversation, and Kenny’s being forgotten! So Kenny made a promise to himself, and he makes it to each and everyone watching. “This isn’t over until I exhaust every option! If there’s a 10% chance, a 5% chance, a 1% chance, bag or no bag, you guys aren’t done with Kenny Omega yet.” The fans cheer that!

Kenny says he made a mission statement, #ChangeTheWorld! And that brings him on to the second piece of business. Speaking of colostomy bags, let’s talk about two other bags of crap right now! “Matthew and Nicholas! You’ve been running roughshod over this company and embarrassing yourselves more than you’ve embarrassed yourselves ever before in the past. And you’re free to do that as EVPs. But what you forget… Is that there’s also one other EVP. I may be ‘fired’ from The Elite, but you can’t fire me as an EVP. So as far as I’m concerned, until someone says otherwise, a part of the power in this company belongs to the Best Bout Machine!”

The fans love hearing that! But then the coin drops, and Kazuchika Okada makes his way out here! The Rainmaker, the Continental Champion, is also in his own great suit, and has his own mic. Okada steps into the ring with Omega, these great rivals meeting once again. The fans lose their minds seeing this, and Omega tells “Ohh hisashiburi da na, Okada.” AKA long time no see. The Rainmaker, The Best Bout Machine. Funny, Omega and Okada had a rivalry in NJPW, right? How about Okada gives Omega a couple months, and they’ll settle things right here in AEW? The fans REALLY love the sound of that!

Okada thinks, then says, “I’m sorry, Kenny. I’M the Best Bout Machine now.” And then JACK PERRY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND! The fans boo as The Scapegoat takes a cheap shot, and then Omega gets a chair! Okada slides that in for Jack, and Jack swings on security! Guard after guard goes down, and then Jack aims at Omega! Omega dodges the shot to JAB! JAB! JAB! And then he ROCKS Jack, KNEES him again and again, then brings Jack into a full nelson! SNAP DRAGON! But Omega winces and clutches his gut. The fans rally for Omega but Omega is risking his life just doing this! Omega stands, takes off the suit jacket, and he fires up!

Omega rips his shirt open, takes aim at Jack, and BANG! Omega runs, but Omega trips him up just enough! Omega kicks at Okada, but then Jack JAMS Omega with the chair!! The gut shot takes Omega down! Fans boo but Okada grins and Jack smirks. Okada sputters, The Bucks hurry out here and are very upset. Though, they were also upset last week with the attack on Tony Khan… The Bucks have Okada and Jack stand down, Omega is still their friend. Omega sputters and coughs, the fans rally behind him, and he manages to sit up. But then the Bucks each take a hand, for an E V P TRIGGER!!!

The fans boo as hard as they can as The Elite close in on Omega again. But here comes FTR! Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood aren’t 100% either but they’re not gonna let that stop them! They run The Elite off to make sure Omega stays safe. Medical stuff checks on Omega, will he be alright? Will the Top Guys tear down this corrupt Elite once and for all?


My Thoughts:

A great episode of Dynamite here, especially following up the wild stuff from last week. I just knew the Bucks were going to cut Tony Khan’s opening promo off to give their own promo and make Dynamite all about them. Swerve calling them out on stuff again was good, and it was a good swerve to make us think the Bucks were outright making Omega the #1 contender and then give us Christian Cage. That beatdown from The Patriarchy is definitely going to rile Swerve up, this is going to be a good feud for Double or Nothing and a solid PPV defense for Swerve. But then perhaps the biggest shock of all was right there at the end where Omega wasn’t on The Bucks’ side of this, and they immediately retaliate for it.

Now obviously, if Omega’s able to take all these shots, with the extra stuff happening during the Rampage broadcast, he’s doing a lot better than his great promo would have us believe. But this is all great Heel heat for The Bucks, Okada & Jack Perry, and Omega can now be away for a few more weeks to get back into ring shape for whatever big move we have. Perhaps Blood & Guts, Omega, Hangman & FTR VS New Evil Elite, leading to some various title matches going into All In London 2024. It would be fitting if, one year to the day, Bucks VS FTR was again for the tag titles, and this time Jack was having a grudge match with Hangman or something.

Really good win for Samoa Joe in a return to action, and a great match from Claudio VS Brian Cage to follow up Claudio giving Swerve a great match. Awesome TNT Championship match from Edge and Buddy, but Buddy’s condition after that double crossbody spot was really scary. But of course Edge wins, and I do like the move they’re pulling is Edge being affected by Malakai’s mist. That’s been a very good, very consistent through-line for many feuds involving The House of Black, so I like the many possibilities they have with Edge here. Edge VS Brody will also be great stuff but obviously Edge VS Malakai is for Double or Nothing and will be the epic culmination of what’s going on with Edge after being hit by the mist.

Really good promo segment from Cassidy and Trent, but in a wild twist, Don Callis shows up to talk with Cassidy, not Trent! I don’t want Cassidy in the Don Callis Family. Why isn’t this Callis recruiting Trent? The man shattered Chuck’s leg and apparently forced him into retirement! But I do appreciate Rocky’s promo being about him cutting all ties with it, especially with what Trent did. Rocky VS Kyle for Rampage is going to be awesome stuff, though, and with Kyle having that promo with Edge, maybe a Heel Edge will take on Kyle for the title at All In.

Absolutely amazing FTW Championship match with Jericho and Shibata. I did not expect it to be quite as fun as it was with Shibata turning the trash can trap on its head. But just as I knew, Big Bill screws Shibata to help Jericho. And then in a great move, the main event match was Deeb VS Mariah. As I’ve said before, if Tony Khan’s not gonna book more than one women’s match a show, make the one match they’re getting feel important. Deeb and Mariah had a great match, and it was a great story for Storm to throw in the towel to save Mariah. Storm VS Deeb is now set, that is going to be a true clash of styles and personalities and it will be a lot of fun.

My Score: 8.9/10


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