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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (2/2/21)

It’s a Dark 13!

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AEW Dark 2

It’s a baker’s dozen before AEW Beach Break!

It’s Groundhog Day, but there won’t be a time loop for second chances! Will Rey Fenix be red hot going into AEW Dynamite?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto VS Team TNT & M’Badu; The Natural Nightmares & Comoroto win.
  • Rey Fenix VS KC Navarro; Fenix wins.
  • Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay & The Dark Order VS Tesha Price; Conti wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Dani Jordyn; Rosa wins.
  • Santana & Ortiz VS Fuego del Sol & Vary Morales; Santana & Ortiz win.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Katalina Perez; Hirsch wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Ryzin & Danny Limelight; The Acclaimed wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS Shawn Dean, Baron Black, Aaron Solow & Mike Verna; Kiss, Janela & Bear Country win.
  • Ivelisse & Diamante VS Vertvixen & Jazmin Allure; Ivelisse & Diamante wins.
  • The Gunn Club w/ Austin Gunn VS John Skyler & Ray Jaz; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Alex Gracia; Velvet wins.
  • Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Jake St. Patrick; Vance wins.
  • Tag Team Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Chaos Project; SCU wins and stays a team.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto VS Team TNT & M’Badu!

Dustin Rhodes and QT Marshall team up with the Freak Beast after he was impressive even in defeat! Will they be able to take on an equally strong combination in Terrell & Terrence Hughes teaming with the Nigerian warrior?

The teams sort out, and Comoroto starts against Terrell. They circle, tie up, and Comoroto shoves Terrell away. Terrell tags Terrence and Comoroto circles with him now. They tie up, and Comoroto again shoves his opponent away. Comoroto calls out M’Badu and M’Badu tags in! They circle, M’Badu sucker punches QT and then TNT sneak attacks Comoroto! TNT set Comoroto up and M’Badu runs in, but Comoroto back drops him away! TNT double whip, Comoroto breaks through the clothesline and then double clotheslines TNT! QT tags in and dropkicks M’Badu down! Cover, ONE! QT wrenches, M’Badu knees low, and then puts QT in the corner.

Tag to Terrence and he rams into QT over and over! Tag to Terrell, TNT feeds QT to a scoop and sidewalk slam! Terrell fireman’s carries Terrence, but QT avoids the Rolling Death Valley Senton! QT CLOBBERS Terrell, wrenches and tags in Dusty. The Natural Nightmares whip and knee lift Terrell, cover, TWO! Dustin drags Terrell up, wrenches, but Terrell throws body shots. Terrell whips, Dustin reverses, Dustin arm-drags! Dustin hits a wrench, elbow breaker and wristlocks. Terrell powers Dustin to the corner, Dustin fights out but into a forearm! Tag to Terrence, Team TNT put him in a corner and then Terrell whips Terrence in.

Dustin elbows Terrence away, but Terrence dodges the clothesline and Terrell CLOBBERS him! Terrence covers, ONE! Dustin gets to ropes, Terrence brings him up and tags in Terrell. Team TNT stomp away, then dig knees into Dustin’s head. Terrell distracts the ref, and both Terrence and M’Badu choke Dustin! QT and Comoroto protest but the ref keeps them back. Terrell adds a stomp, then tags in M’Badu. M’Badu DECKS Dustin, puts him in an open corner with a buckle bump, then whips him corner to corner HARD! M’Badu DECKS QT, but Comoroto protests and that distracts the ref from M’Badu’s cover! Dustin gets away, M’Badu tags Terrell and Terrell KICKS Dustin!

Terrell chokes Dustin, the ref counts and Terrell lets off, but Terrence gets a cheap shot in! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Terrell grinds Dustin down with a chinlock. Dustin fights up, throws heavy shots, but Terrell whips. Dustin says “Not today!” and then hits the Rhodes Uppercut! Terrell hurries after Dustin, whips him to the corner, but Dustin fights out! Fans rally up as Dustin fires up and hurries for his corner. Terrell grabs Dustin and rolls him, ONE! Dustin hits a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Dustin fires up and fans fire up with him, hot tag to Comoroto and M’Badu! Comoroto rallies on M’Badu and TNT!

Comoroto SLAMS M’Badu, SLAMS Terrence, and then whips Terrence into M’Badu! CORNER SPLASH SANDWICH! Comoroto keeps going but M’Badu knees low! M’Badu hops up top but Comoroto ROCKS him first! Terrence slings his shoulder in but Comoroto catches him! Comoroto holds M’Badu up with one hand!! MILITARY PRESS SLAM DRAPING DDT COMBO!! He truly is a FREAK BEAST! Fans fire up with Comoroto but Terrell CLOBBERS him from behind! Terrell helps Terrence up, but QT hits a CUTTER! Dustin hits a BULLDOG! M’Badu runs in but Comoroto choke grips then trophy lifts! To a POWERSLAM! Cover, Comoroto & the Natural Nightmares win!

Winners: The Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto, by pinfall

The Freak Beast impresses all over again! Will the Nightmare Family think to recruit him to their ranks and make the family even stronger?

 

Rey Fenix VS KC Navarro!

The Firebird is going to team up with The Bastard, PAC, and the Maniac, Jon Moxley, for Beach Break against the Bullet Club, but he needs a warm-up. Will the #TrulyBlessed feel anything but after Dark?

The bell rings, they tie up, and Fenix wrenches to a wristlock. Navarro rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to a wristlock of his own. Fenix rakes eyes, wrenches around, hooks a leg and drags Navarro down. Navarro rolls but Fenix still catches him to a modified butterfly stretch! Then to a ghost pin, TWO! Navarro is dizzy but Fenix waits for him to get up. Navarro and Fenix tie up with knuckle locks, then Fenix rolls to reel Navarro in! Navarro avoids that, flips and boots but Fenix blocks! Fenix flips Navarro, blocks strikes then spins Navarro to roll him! Fenix then offers a handshake as fans cheer. Navarro throws hands but Fenix dodges to CHOP!

Navarro is stinging, Fenix CLUBS him at the ropes then wraps the arm in the ropes! The ref reprimands but Fenix kicks the leg as he lets go. Navarro goes to the corner, Fenix brings him out but Navarro fires off haymakers! Navarro runs but into a body shot! Fenix whips, Navarro reverses but Fenix tiger feints through! Navarro dodges the heel kick, Fenix whips him but Navarro goes Spider-Man! Navarro eggs Fenix on and baits him into the ropes! Navarro slingshots to BOOT Fenix back in, then he climbs up the corner! Navarro leaps, but Fenix catches him! Fenix pops Navarro into a suplex, but Navarro STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cover, ONE!!

Fenix slips out but Navarro keeps his focus. Navarro aims from a corner, runs, but Fenix rolls him to then DROPKICK him down! Fenix mocks Navarro with some slaps to the head, then brings him up into underhooks. Navarro resists, Fenix CLUBS him, then tries again. Navarro continues to resist, Fenix clubs away more and more than pump handles. Fenix lifts and flips Navarro to then omoplata then figure four the legs! But Fenix doesn’t pull back on the modified cloverleaf, he SMASHES Navarro’s knees into the mat over and over again! Fenix lets Navarro go and seethes as he brings Navarro up.

Fenix fireman’s carries, Navarro fights out and fires off forearms! Fenix eggs him on, Navarro keeps throwing forearms, then bobs ‘n’ weaves, but into a KNEE! Fenix gut wrenches but Navarro RANAS! Navarro runs, DESTINO~?! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives the running sliced bread, but Navarro has fans rallying for him. Navarro goes to a corner, climbs, but Fenix trips him up and CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Navarro boots back, Fenix 619’s the legs out! Navarro hits the mat, Fenix powers up with Latino Heat for a FROG SPLASH! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

That was a scorcher! Will Fenix’s fire inspire PAC and Moxley to bring that same level of intensity for Beach Break?

 

Tay Conti w/ Anna Jay & The Dark Order VS Tesha Price!

The Brazilian Blackbelt still has Number 99 and the team by her side, but she hasn’t officially decided to #JoinDarkOrder. Will a victory sell Tesha on the idea?

The bell rings and Tay circles with Tesha. They tie up, Tay headlocks then wrenches to get around and trap both of Tesha’s arms, into a COMPLETE SHOT! Tay smiles as she gets both arms, double omoplatas and bridges! Tesha pops free, makes it a cover, TWO! Tay dodges the boot, tries to chicken wing but Tesha powers her into buckles! Tesha handsprings back in to roundhouse, mid kick and then ROCK Tay with a forearm! Tesha mocks Jay but Tay is there to pull hair! Tay fires off forearms, Tesha pushes her but Tay blocks the boots! Tay ducks the haymakers and drags Tesha to a DRAPING KNEEBAR!

The ref counts, Tay lets go and blows a kiss to the fans before she brings Tesha back up. Tesha dodges the boot, rolls Tay, TWO! Tesha ROCKS Tay, whips her to ropes, but Tay reverses. Tesha kicks Tay, Tay ducks one kick but not the ROUNDHOUSE! But she gives a ROUNDHOUSE back! Both women fire up, run and DOUBLE HAIR PULL FACEBUSTER! Fans fire up as both women are down and a standing count begins. Tesha drags Tay up, Tay breaks free, boots Tesha away then rallies with clotheslines! Tay fires up more, gets around, ripcord and drop sayanagi! And another! And the hat trick!

Tay fires up, dares Tesha to get up, and then KNEES her in the corner! Tay whips, Tesha reverses then runs, but Tay dodges to ROCK Tesha back! Tay climbs, Tesha runs over but Tay leaps over! Tay comes back to BOOT Tesha down! Tay rolls Tesha by a leg, chicken wings her, then Gory Especial to the TAY K O! Cover, Tay wins!

Winner: Tay Conti, by pinfall

Number 99 and Negative One are here to celebrate Tay’s victory, and it’s clear she’d be a strong asset to the team! Will Tay take the plunge and #JoinDarkOrder after all?

 

AEW Dark presents an all new Waiting Room!

Rebel welcomes us all back and introduces The Role Model, Dr. Britt Baker! Britt thanks Reba and thanks the fans, but let’s talk Kenny Omega! The latest and greatest fashion icon made gouging someone’s eye out with a boot sexy! If he ever wants to be on the Waiting Room, he’s a shoe-in. Rebel’s cohost laugh returns. But Britt brings up the Beach Break Tag Team Battle Royal, where the winners will go to AEW Revolution to fight for those AEW World Tag Team Championships! However, The Young Bucks are in that match, too, and we know they’d love to win and wrestle themselves. Those boys just love putting themselves over, right? And congrats on getting their book over with The Waiting Room.

And also, the Superbad Wedding is finally happening! Britt lets us in on how gorgeous the bridal shower was. If there is one ugly photo, they can all confidently say the butler did it. Get it? Because of Chuck Taylor. Personally, Britt likes the budding friendship between Miro and “Charles.” Sometimes you have to change up your best friends for the better. Speaking of, a personal favorite of hers, and a member of Team Taz, is their guest today! It’s Absolute Ricky Starks! Starks walks in, strikes a pose, and Britt snipes the hug from Rebel. Starks thanks everyone and says wow, Britt looks good. No, he looks good. No she looks go. They both look good.

Britt is happy to have him here and is curious to hear what he’s got going on. Well if you still haven’t heard, Starks and Brian Cage are taking on Sting and Darby Allin in a Street Fight! Don’t let Starks’ threads fool you, he can get down and dirty. Britt likes the sound of that, but is curious. There was always something missing in AEW, and now Starks is here and is a shining star! Oh stop! Starks came here and realized that the future is way clearer now that he’s looking at Britt. Oh my~! But also, Starks is loving this outfit. She looks great. Britt shows off the Rock inspired look, and Starks digs it.

Starks wants to let her know something. She’s reminding him of someone. She’s like the Meghan Markel of AEW, and Britt says she’s getting Prince vibes from Starks. But wait, Tony Schiavone barges in to get them to stop this flatter fest! Nice necklace, though. And hi, Ricky, nice to see you. Notice Schiavone is the one on the wall in those pictures? Yes, Starks did. Schiavone says that sadly, the Waiting Room is all out of time for the week, so thanks for coming, Starks. Rebel says there’s plenty of time. No, there isn’t! See you next time on the Waiting Room!

 

Thunder Rosa VS Dani Jordyn!

We just saw The Dentist flap her gums, but she still has to put up or shup against the former NWA Women’s World Champion! Will the Real Mean Girl feel the Thunder that’s coming for Britt?

Dani shows off the Burn Book page on Rosa. “All Hype,” “She asked me how to spell orange,” and “She doesn’t even go here!” Only one of those is true. The bell rings and Dani circles with Rosa while talking trash. They approach, Dani stays out of Rosa’s grip. but then Rosa comes back to waistlock, trip and float all over Dani! Rosa facelocks, fans cheer, but Dani fights up and wrenches to a hammerlock. Dani headlocks, Rosa pops out to get an arm, but Dani wrenches and elbow breakers to a whip! Rosa reverses, Dani jumps over then Rosa hurdles, to arm-drag! Dani flounders up into another arm-drag! Rosa kicks low, scoops Dani and slams her!

Rosa runs to drop a back senton! Cover, TWO! Dani scrambles to a corner, Rosa runs in, for a leaping forearm! Rosa rolls and runs back in but Dani dodges! Dani runs back in to uppercut! Dani snapmare rolls and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Dani argues the count, then goes to get her Burn Book! Dani clubs Rosa, chokes her on the ropes, then shows Rosa her page! Rosa pushes Dani away, throws body shots, then gets around to dropkick Dani down! Fans fire up as Rosa drags Dani up and bumps her off buckles! Rosa kicks low, but Dani dodges the forearm to give a forearm! And another! Dani whips corner to corner, runs in but Rosa drop toeholds her into buckles!

Rosa runs corner to corner to A-List Lariat! Dani sits down, Rosa swings in for METEORA! Rosa fires up and fans are with her as she goes corner to corner again, for a basement dropkick! Rosa drags Dani back up, throws forearms then whips, but Dani reverses. Rosa goes to the apron, shoulders back in, but Dani kicks her back! Dani goes up, is in the ropes herself, and hits a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives that real mean DDT, then kicks back and fires off forearms! Rosa scoops, for the THUNDER DRIVER! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

The Thunder rolls and is ready for Dynamite! Will Beach Break be where Rosa breaks Britt?

 

Santana & Ortiz VS Fuego del Sol & Vary Morales!

While #Y2MJF is considered THE team pursuing the titles, all three of the Inner Circle’s tag teams are involved in Beach Break’s Tag Team Battle Royal! Will the Proud ‘n’ Powerful be rolling into that chance to change the pecking order?

The teams sort out, Ortiz starts with Fuego and they circle. They tie up with knuckle locks but Ortiz kicks, spins and trips Fuego! Ortiz rolls Fuego to his feet for a judo throw then cording hold to another throw! Things speed up, Fuego huricanranas then dropkicks! Ortiz flounders, Fuego runs in but only gets buckles! Ortiz slingshots, rolls Fuego, spins him to a backbreaker then a Gory Especial, GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Ortiz drags Fuego up, tags Santana, then feeds Fuego to Santana’s cravat, assisted Shiranui to a DRAGON SLEEPER BOMB! Santana DECKS Morales, covers Fuego, but Morales breaks it!

Morales fires off on Santana, mule kicks, front kicks and SUPERKICKS! Morales runs, but into Santana’s BOOT! Fuego is up, he runs at Santana to wheelbarrow then victory roll, TWO! Fuego rolls up and over to sunset flip, TWO! Santana runs into a kick but he gets around to MAT SLAM, then BOOT Fuego down! Santana seethes as he looms over Fuego, then stands him up to CHOP him! Tag to Ortiz, PNP coordinates but Fuego reverses! Santana WRECKS Morales, Ortiz school boy rolls Fuego but doesn’t cover, so Santana can ROCK Fuego! Santana fireman’s carries Fuego, Ortiz runs in, DEATH VALLEY NECKBREAKER! Cover, PNP wins!

Winners: Santana & Ortiz, by pinfall

That was definitely powerful, but the pitbulls are looking more pissed than proud! Will they make it painfully obvious to everyone, even Chris Jericho and MJF, that they are the ones to go after the Young Bucks and those AEW World Tag Team titles?

 

Leyla Hirsch VS Katalina Perez!

#LEGIT couldn’t quite beat the Superbad bride to be when her whole bridal party was there ringside. Will she get a fair shake against the Queenpin?

The bell rings and Leyla circles with Katalina. They tie up, go around, Leyla throws Katalina down but Katalina hurries to ropes! Leyla lets off, Katalina goes out to shake out her arm, then gets in. Leyla is right on her with a waistlock and SLAM! And then another waistlock, and another slam! That was almost a suplex! Leyla drags Katalina up to SLAM her down again! Leyla paces, waistlocks, but Katalina runs to ropes to hotshot Leyla away! Katalina hits a EuroUpper then covers, TWO! Katalina fires off on Leyla, Leyla gets up but Katalina is on her in the corner. Katalina whips corner to corner, Leyla goes up and over and rolls Katalina to KNEE her down!

Leyla is seething as she drags Katalina up. Katalina avoids the Olympic Slam, but misses at the ropes! Leyla gets her down, ARMBAR! Katalina taps, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

So legit, Katalina had to quit! But will Leyla rise up the ranks to still head for gold?

 

The Acclaimed debuts a new rap video!

“Throw ’em out, throw ’em out!” Top Flight should go through puberty, “botchin’ all your moves so what can you do to me?” Luchasaurus has two degrees, but if he’s so smart, then he should write his own eulogy! Private Party, just go back to AXS channel! Matter o’ fact, those jokes should go to Comedy Central. Dark Order comin’ out for the showdown, but they’ll have that weird cult lookin’ like Jonestown. Inner Circle, fighting with themselves. MJF texted Max Carter, he’s actually swell. But they’ll fight Jericho, dump him on his head. Or just let him do a Lionsault instead. HAH! Throw ’em out, throw ’em out, Acclaimed is the gang, what you know about that? Throw ’em out, throw ’em out!

Young Bucks in charge cuz the EVP’s, politicked their way in because they gree-dy. Acclaimed had Bucks beat but they KO’d the ref. Didn’t think they’d cheat, but they know the rep! Make ’em tap four times, head, chest, shoulders, put them down with one finger, just like a holder. They don’t like the Bucks cuz the Bucks are shorter, then take more TV time than the Dark Order. BORING~, the same ol’ stuff! ‘Bout to change the name to Acclaimed Gold Rush! FTR, you ain’t so tough. All that attitude compensates for what? Throw ’em out, throw ’em out, Acclaimed is the gang, what you know about?

 

The Acclaimed VS Ryzin & Danny Limelight!

Did you think Max Caster and Anthony Bowens were stopping at dropping a new track? No, here’s a special bonus! “We gotta fight Ryzin, he got no acclaim. I don’t like leather, but hey we don’t kink shame. You about to get stamped on, your red hair got you lookin’ like a tampon! Danny Lime- Wait, is that, is that a spider on Danny’s chest? Aubrey, kill the spider!” Oh wait it’s just a really dumb tattoo? Well you dealing with Acclaimed, so let’s break down his name! Lime cuz he’s bitter, just always upset. Light cuz he ain’t got muscles on his chest! “Acclaimed don’t stop, everything we do is so hot! ‘Ey yo, I’m never gonna drop! When I’m on the mic, I make Taz pop!” Taz admits that’s true. The Acclaimed have arrived, but will they thrive before they go into Beach Break?

Ryzin and Limelight try to sort out, but The Acclaimed clobber them! The bell rings so this is on record but the Acclaimed double whip only for Ryzin to reverse. Caster and Limelight hold ropes, and upon realizing who is where, Limelight ENZIGURIS Caster! Ryzin has Bowens and Limelight DROPKICKS Bowens down! Limelight then FLIES and takes out Caster! Limelight does a dance, brings Caster back up and in, but Bowens anchors Limelight’s feet but Limelight BOOTS him away! Limelight gets in, Caster runs over and dropkicks him! Limelight tags in Ryzin, Ryzin runs in but Caster dodges. Ryzin dodges Caster to calf kick!

Fans fire up and Caster goes to a corner, Ryzin runs in to splash! Ryzin whips corner to corner, Caster reverses but Ryzin goes up and over. Ryzin dodges again, crossbodies, but into Caster’s arms! Caster hotshots Ryzin then runs to LARIAT! Tag to Bowens, Caster drags Ryzin up and The Acclaimed double whip. They trip Ryzin, elbow drop to basement dropkick! Bowens covers, Limelight breaks it! Ryzin throws body shots but Bowens throws forearms and elbows. Bowens CHOPS Ryzin, stomps him in the corner, then tags in Caster. The Acclaimed mug Ryzin, Caster elbows Ryzin down, then swivels hips over him. Caster chinlocks Ryzin, Ryzin endures as fans rally up.

Ryzin fights up and throws body shots, but Caster keeps him close to back suplex high and hard! Caster pie faces Limelight, goes back to Ryzin, and Bowens comes in. Ryzin elbows Bowens away then back drops Caster! Hot tag to Limelight! Limelight dodges Caster, BOOTS Bowens, then gets around Caster to rana! Caster staggers, Limelight runs in to uppercut and GAMANGIRI! Limelight goes up top and leaps, METEORA! Cover, TWO!! Caster survives but Limelight keeps his focus. Limelight brings Caster up, throws forearms and kicks, then runs. Ryzin tags in, Caster pops Limelight up for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ryzin SUPERKICKS but Bowens BLASTS Limelight!

Ryzin grabs at Bowens and drags him up, but Bowens hotshots! Caster ripcords to CHOP and LARIAT Ryzin! Tag to Bowens, the Acclaimed coordinate, SIDE EFFECT to MACHO ELBOW! Acclaim to Fame! Cover, The Acclaimed wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Limelight is late to getting back in, Caster and Bowens take the win! But will The Acclaimed throw ’em out, throw ’em out to become contenders?

 

8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS Shawn Dean, Baron Black, Aaron Solow & Mike Verna!

Jersey’s Finest reunite, and they combine forces with Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson! Will these four overcome the Captain, the EmpBruh, the Extra Talented and the Real Man of Steel?

The teams sort out and the Bad Boy starts with Solow. They tie up, Solow wrenches to a wristlock, but Janela rolls, handsprings and wrenches. Solow wrenches back, Janela wrenches back, but Solow knees low! Solow reaches for a tag but Janela arm-drags him! Janela hurdles Solow then drop toeholds Solow into buckles! Tag to Kiss, Janela GERMAN SUPLEXES Solow for Kiss’ CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Solow tags Verna, Kiss dodges Verna to ROCK him with forearms! Kiss boots but Verna blocks to flip him! Verna pops Kiss up, brings him around and BUCKLE BOMBS to a SNAP SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cover, ONE!!

Verna drags Kiss over, Baron tags in and Baron throws hands. Baron puts Kiss in a standing cobra twist and even adds a leg! Kiss endures, fans rally and Kiss fights free! Kiss hip tosses with a split, Baron avoids Kiss’ kick to atomic drop and backstabber! Cover, TWO! Tag to Dean as Kiss goes to an open corner, and Dean runs corner to corner to dropkick! Dean goes again to dropkick again! Kiss wobbles into the SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Kiss lives but Dean tags in Solow. Solow drags Kiss up, Kiss throws body shots and ROCKS him, but Solow trips Kiss to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Solow runs at Kiss in the corner but Kiss blocks and kicks back!

Kiss goes up, Solow yanks him down but Kiss does the splits! Kiss ducks, rolls Solow up, TWO! Solow runs into a SCREW HIGH KICK! Both men are down, fans fire up, hot tags to Janela and Verna! Janela sends Verna into buckles, fires hands on Solow then DECKS him! Janela goes up onto Verna to use him for the TORNADO DDT on Solow! SUPERKICK for Solow and some Scott Hall fingers to bait in Baron and Dean! Janela dumps them out, climbs up the corner, and Boulder is the boost for a SUPER CROSSBODY! Janela takes out all four opponents and is fired up!

Janela puts Verna in, aims and runs to uppercut! Kiss handsprings in to back elbow! Bronson hits a splash! Boulder hits a splash! Bear Country feeds Verna to Janela’s DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, but Dean and team break it! Boulder and Bronson clear the ring of Baron, Solow and Dean! Janela tags Bronson in, but Boulder gets in and lifts Bronson in the Electric Chair! Janela tags back in before the BEAR COUNTRY SPLASH! Janela goes up to MACHO ELBOW! Cover, Jersey’s Finest & Bear Country win!

Winners: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country

The Bad Boy did the heavy lifting, though so did Boulder! Jersey’s Finest is in that Beach Break battle royal, will the road trip to glory finally reach its destination?

 

Ivelisse & Diamante VS Vertvixen & Jazmin Allure!

The Women’s Tag Cup winners are back in action together, and are looking to make major moves towards the coming AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament! Will two of AEW’s newest be stepping stones towards that goal?

There’s some trash talked as teams sort out, and the cup champs ROCK Vert and Jazmin! Then stereo springboard arm-drags! Ivelisse puts Jazmin in a corner and CHOPS her, then Diamante runs in to uppercut! Ivelisse brings Jazmin around, scoops her, but Jazmin fights out to shove her away. Jazmin kicks a leg out then basement dropkicks! Jazmin ROCKS Ivelisse, Vert tags in to run and forearm! Vert arm-drags Ivelisse, kicks legs but Ivelisse blocks then ducks to get a leg! Leg-trapped STO! Ivelisse drags Vert up, puts her in the ropes in her corner, and KICKS Vert’s back! Tag to Diamante, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!

Diamante drags Vert up, throws haymakers, then forearms. Vert forearms back but Diamante uppercuts! Tag to Ivelisse and Diamante feeds Vert to her boots! Ivelisse and Diamante double KICK, then Ivelisse snap suplexes! Bridging cover, TWO! Tag to Diamante and Ivelisse feeds Vert to Diamante’s knee. Double CHOPS floor Vert, but Diamante keeps on Vert with a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Diamante drags Vert around, chinlocks, Ivelisse tags in. The tag cup champs mug Vert, then Ivelisse drags her into a grounded motorcycle stretch! Vert endures, fights up, but Ivelisse kicks legs out! Ivelisse shifts to a straitjacket stretch and thrashes Vert around!

Vert fights up again but Ivelisse throws her down! Ivelisse drags Vert up and whips her to a corner. Vert stops herself and kicks back! Vert slips around to a neckbreaker! Fans fire up as both women are down! Vert and Ivelisse crawl, Ivelisse keeps Vert from her corner but Vert boots her away! Hot tags to Jazmin and Diamante! Jazmin rallies, keeps on Diamante, then hits a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Diamante hits back then whips but Jazmin reverses to cravat and smash! Jazmin ROCKS Ivelisse, ROCKS Diamante, then tags in Vert. Jazmin feeds Diamante to Vert’s enziguri, then adds a sliding kick! Vert covers, but Ivelisse breaks it!

Vert tags Jazmin, they double hip toss but Diamante blocks it to send Jazmin into Vert, then Vert outside! Tag to Ivelisse, she and Diamante DOUBLE KNEE Jazmin, then give her a double SLAM! DOUBLE BUZZSAW! Cover, Ivelisse & Diamante win!

Winners: Ivelisse & Diamante, by pinfall

The tag cup champions keep on winning! But will either of them be in the Eliminator Tournament’s US bracket?

 

The Gunn Club w/ Austin Gunn VS John Skyler & Ray Jaz!

Normally when Billy and the boys aren’t a trio, it’s Austin in the ring with him. But this time, they’re testing how well Colten and Papa Gunn work! Will they pass or fail in the Dark?

Austin joins commentary as the teams sort out. After rock paper scissors, Colten starts against Ray Jaz. They circle, Austin compliments his handsome brother, and Colten keeps his distance from RJ’s mat style approach. They tie up, RJ reels Colten in and body scissors! RJ drags Colten around and goes for a chinlock but Colten fights that off. Colten has a toehold but RJ rolls him around. Colten cranks on the leg, RJ rolls him the other way, but Colten cranks on the leg more. RJ uses the free leg to pry Colten off and then gets an armlock. Colten headscissors back, RJ pops free but turns into an arm-drag!

Colten keeps on the arm, RJ moves around and gets to his feet to put Colten in a corner. The ref counts, RJ lets off at 4, but then RAMS into Colten! Fans boo, RJ whips corner to corner but Colten goes up and over! Colten dodges RJ to dropkick him away! RJ tags in the Southern Savior, but Colten dropkicks him, too! Skyler goes to a corner, Colten headlocks him but Skyler powers out. Billy tags in, takes the hand-off and wrenches Skyler to whip him to a corner. Skyler boots but Billy blocks and turns him around to CLUB him on the back! Billy runs side to side to SLIDING GERMAN! Fans fire up and Billy says it was a small window. Skyler bails out and wants a time out.

Billy bails out and scoops Skyler, but Skyler slips out! Billy avoids being posted and he elbows Skyler back! Skyler kicks back and POSTS Billy! Skyler and Colten talk trash. Skyler puts Billy in then throws forearms! Skyler fires off over and over, tags in RJ, and RJ gets in to facelock. RJ gator rolls Billy, fans rally up but RJ gator rolls over and over. Cover, ONE!! RJ tags to Skyler, Skyler headlocks and grinds Billy, but fans rally up. Billy throws body shots, gets free, but Skyler elbows him down. Skyler runs, Billy puts Skyler outside, but Skyler SLINGSHOT SPEARS! Cover, TWO! Billy lives and fans fire up! Skyler puts Billy in the corner, stomps him, and Austin gets worried.

RJ tags in, he stomps away on Billy then digs his boots in! The ref counts, RJ lets off at 4, and Billy flounders. Billy BOOTS back, DECKS Skyler then spins around to DDT RJ! Austin says choo choo, the train is on the move! Billy and RJ are both down, Billy crawls for his corner, hot tags to Skyler and Colten! Colten rallies with lariats, hits RJ with some, too! Austin fires up for Colten as Colten corner splashes RJ! Then corner splashes Skyler! Colten tilt-o-whirl SLAMS RJ! Skyler runs in, Colten gest around but no full nelson slam! Colten counter punches, whips and back drops Skyler into Billy’s neckbreaker! 3:10 to Yuma! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

Whether it’s all three or just two, the Gunns get the 1-2-3! Will they be riding that train all the way to tag team championships?

 

Red Velvet VS Alex Gracia!

The protégé to the Nightmare Family is going to join Cody Rhodes against Jade Cargill and SHAQ! Will Red Velvet make the Pink Dream taste defeat?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Velvet wrenches to a wristlock. Gracia rolls, wrenches, but Velvet rolls and handsprings to wrench back. Velvet waistlocks, Gracia pries free and rolls Velvet to a facelock. They get up, Gracia wrenches to a wristlock again, but spins around, only for Gracia to arm-drag her. Gracia has the arm, but Velvet slips around to full nelson! Gracia fights it, breaks it, and whips Velvet. Velvet rolls, drops down but Gracia gets around to waistlock. Velvet switches, Gracia arm-drags then drops down on the arm! Velvet fights up, rolls and wrenches back to reel Gracia in for a headlock. Gracia slips out but Velvet arm-drags.

Velvet turns forearm into a wrench and knuckle lock. Velvet goes up, twisting arm-drag! Things speed up and Velvet calf kicks Gracia to a corner! Velvet whips, Gracia reverses and runs in but Velvet dodges! Velvet trips Gracia, digs her boots in and waves to the camera. The ref counts, Velvet lets off and then brings Gracia up. Gracia knees low, bumps Velvet off buckles then throws haymakers. Gracia whips Velvet but she goes to the apron. Gracia runs into an ax kick! Velvet slingshot sunset flips but Gracia rolls through to hit a basement dropkick! Gracia poses, runs at Velvet and tiger feints her into a draping crucifix!

Gracia lets off at the ref’s count, mocks the stirrin’ it up, then hits a senton atomico! Cover, TWO! Gracia waistlocks for a rear bearhug, then rolls to make it a cover. ONE, Velvet fights to get free, and STUNNERS! Gracia staggers, Velvet runs but Gracia bypasses her. Velvet bypasses Gracia to rally with clotheslines! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves, ROCKS and KICKS, then HEEL KICKS Gracia down! Velvet brings Gracia around, whips her to ropes, but Gracia reverses. Velvet wheelbarrows to a BULLDOG! Velvet tops it off with a standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Velvet stirs it up nice and slow as Gracia goes to ropes, and Velvet DOUBLE KNEES her in the back! Velvet runs, JUST DESSERTS! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

Velvet wins again, and is heating up towards AEW Revolution! Will she and the American Nightmare taste sweet, sweet, sweet victory against the towering giants in Jade and Shaq?

 

Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Jake St. Patrick!

Number 10 has been riding high, even though Hangman Page doesn’t want to #JoinDarkOrder. Maybe he can convince JSP to take Hangman’s place?

Negative One again joins commentary to watch his guy destroy the other guy. JSP and Vance tie up, JSP headlocks but Vance carries JSP and puts him on the corner! JSP is annoyed and hops down to circle with Vance. They tie up, Vance headlocks back now and grinds tight. JSP stomps Vance’s foot, runs but gets run over! Negative One says JSP may be acting like he’s not intimidated, but he is. But then JSP shoves Vance! JSP runs, but Vance catches the crossbody to pop him up for a stalling suplex! Ten seconds for Pres10, and he SLAMS JSP down! JSP gets to the apron, Vance hip tosses him back in! JSP scrambles away, Vance stalks JSP to the apron again, but JSP hotshots him!

JSP runs to EuroUpper and then basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Vance goes to a corner, JSP throws forearms, but Vance turns things around and CHOPS JSP! JSP turns it around to CHOP and kick and stomp away! The ref counts, JSP stops at 4, then goes corner to corner, but Vance hits him low! Vance throws body shots, JSP CLUBS him to a corner, and throws a EuroUpper! JSP throws body shots and clubbing forearms, Vance throws body shots back then ROCKS JSP! JSP elbows back, boots and dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Negative One enjoys that he can intimidate Excalibur, but JSP is firing off kicks! JSP sweeps the legs but Vance ducks the buzzsaw to CLOBBER JSP! And again!

Vance whips JSP and back drops! JSP flounders, Vance whips JSP and pops him up but JSP lands on his feet to windmill kick! JSP runs in but Vance dodges to SPINEBUSTER! Negative One loves that one! He gives the signal and Vance ends it with the DEAD LIFT BOMB! Cover, Vance wins!

Winner: Preston Vance, by pinfall

Negative One makes another $5 as Vance makes another impressing showing! Will Vance lead the way for the Dark Order into the top singles rankings?

 

Tag Team Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Chaos Project!

For Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian, it’s been so far so good on their tag titles or bust journey! But will Luther and Serpentico change that this close to Beach Break?

The teams sort out and the Heavy Metal Rebel starts with SNAKEMAN. Serpentico rushes in but Kaz avoids him. They circle, tie up, and Kaz hits a fireman’s carry takedown to a keylock. Serpentico rolls back to reverse to a hammerlock. Kaz gets up, slips around to wrench back to a keylock then a trip. Serpentico moves around, Kaz shifts to an ARMBAR! Serpentico gets the ropebreak, with some help from Luther. Kaz lets go, Serpentico returns and kicks low. Serpentico throws hands, forearms, then whips corner to corner. Kaz goes up and over, CHOPS Serpentico, then brings him up to wrench and ram shoulders.

Kaz wrenches again, snapmares and drops a leg on the arm! Kaz short arm scissors, Luther protests, but Kaz drops knees on Serpentico’s arm. Kaz wrenches again, whips Serpentico but Serpentico reverses. Kaz stops himself to hit an armbar DDT! Cover, TWO! Kaz keeps on the arm, cranks it, tags in Daniels, and SCU coordinates for ax handles to the arm! Daniels wrenches but Serpentico ROCKS him! Tag to Luther and Luther fires off on Daniels! Luther whips corner to corner, Daniels dodges and dodges again, then escapes a scoop! Luther bucks the roll up away but Daniels dropkicks! Daniels snapmares Luther, tags Kaz in and then Daniels slingshot elbow drops!

Kaz slingshot leg drops! Cover, TWO! Luther throws hands, whips Kaz, but Kaz fights off Chaos Project. Luther distracts the ref, Serpentico trips Kaz and pulls Kaz into the post! Serpentico gets a cheap shot in, too, then Luther pulls Kaz by his ears! Luther lets off as the ref counts, then scoop slams Kaz! Tag to Serpentico, Luther scoops Serpentico to slam him on Kaz! And then throws him down for the cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Kaz goes to a corner, Serpentico throws haymakers. Serpentico whips corner to corner, Kaz goes up and rolls Serpentico, TWO! Serpentico Mongolian Chops Kaz! Serpentico throws headbutts, tags in Luther, and Chaos Project snapmares to KICK Kaz!

Serpentico willingly becomes a weapon this time for the assisted leg drop! Luther covers, TWO! Luther underhooks for a butterfly suplex! Cover, TWO! Luther argues the count, tags in Serpentico, and Chaos Project mugs Kaz. Kaz fights back but Luther kicks low! Luther uses Serpentico as a lawn dart for the tornado DDT! Cover, TWO! Kaz lives and so does SCU! Fans rally as Kaz goes to a corner. Serpentico runs in corner to corner, but Kaz elbows him away! Serpentico fixes his head, runs in but into a BOOT! Serpentico fires up, runs back in, but into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Serpentico tumbles into the corner, fans rally up and Kaz hurries over. Hot tags to Luther and Daniels!

The Fallen Angel dodges and rallies on the Death Dealer! Daniels kicks Serpentico and uses him against Luther as a battering ram! Daniels kicks then STO’s Luther! Daniels drags Serpentico up to drop a leg on Luther! Cover, TWO! Daniels keeps his cool and he brings Luther up. Serpentico runs in, Daniels ditches Luther to catch Serpentico for an EXPLODER! Luther LEG LARIATS Daniels! Daniels staggers up, dodges the boot to kick and underhook! ANGEL’S WINGS! Cover, but Serpentico breaks it! Serpentico gets Luther to the corner, tags in, and then runs at Daniels to sunset flip! Daniels rolls through but into a SUPERKICK and basement DDT! Cover, TWO!

Daniels still lives, and so does SCU! Serpentico drags Daniels up, Sliced Bread is denied! Daniels dodges, tags in Kaz! Kaz runs in but Serpentico dodges, only for Kaz to CHOP! Kaz whips, Serpentico reverses and runs in but Kaz dodges! Kaz LARIATS Serpentico inside out! Tag to Daniels, they coordinate but Luther runs in to clobber Daniels! Luther BOOTS Kaz, ROCKS Daniels, then whips Daniels corner to corner. Daniels BOOTS back, HIGH LOW for Luther! Serpentico ENZIGURIS Daniels, but he misses Kaz! The Addiction combine for CELEBRITY REHAB!! Cover, The Addiction wins!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (still a tag team)

SCU wins and they can continue on! While they’re not in the Beach Break Tag Team Battle Royal, will they still find their way to the tag titles before losing?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode, and somehow keeping it under two hours with the 13 matches and even a talk show. Speaking of which, while I was unsure of the flirtatious back and forth with Starks and Britt, I like that Schiavone is stepping in between it. He’s at least being a protective father or older brother figure to Britt, and that could be an interesting development to the overall story of Britt’s “friendship” with Schiavone. Comoroto is doing great, and between this and his Dynamite debut against Moxley, I think there are big plans in the works for the big guy. Fenix continues to get these Dark carders to bring out some amazing action, and KC Navarro looked the best he has since first showing up in AEW. But of course Fenix wins, and he is going to be a highlight of the Six Man Tag for Beach Break.

Santana and Ortiz have a strong showing again, and I hope they have a very strong showing in the Beach Break Tag Battle Royal. They should be no less than a finalist team, throwing it in MJF’s face to a degree that PNP should’ve been the team the Inner Circle put all their stock in this whole time. It could even come down to The Inner Circle having all three teams in there and then push comes to shove on whose allegiances are where. The Acclaimed had a really good music video promo to call out all the other teams in that match, and followed it right up with another really good rap promo and match. The Acclaimed should be floating around for a long time in that match just to prove their own point, but I’m thinking final four at most.

Velvet wins to keep momentum towards her story with Cody, Jade and Shaq, and I would hope to see her have a match on Dynamite so the normal viewer understands she has skills, too. Negative One was pretty funny on commentary again, though being a kid, he kinda did that thing you do as a kid where you push a joke a couple extra times too far to where it’s a bit much. But Vance wins to stay strong for the Dark Order, and Tay wins though only a friend of the Dark Order. Maybe Tay is in the Women’s Eliminator Tournament and there is a moment during that where Tay finally decides to #JoinDarkOrder. There could even be a point of tension where Anna Jay feels jaded because Tay joins, wins the tournament, and is the alpha female of the faction in one fell swoop.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/14/21)

Iron Mike is laying down the law!

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The fight to be AEW’s alpha faction is on the horizon!

Before Blood & Guts, Chris Jericho will battle Dax Harwood in a sampler of Inner Circle VS Pinnacle! But who wins when MIKE TYSON is watching closely?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Young Bucks VS Death Triangle; The Young Bucks win and retain the titles.
  • Red Velvet VS Jade Cargill; Cargill wins.
  • Anthony Ogogo w/ The Factory VS Cole Karter; Ogogo wins.
  • Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler VS Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara, Special Enforce Mike Tyson; Jericho wins.
  • Kris Statlander w/ Best Friends VS Amber Nova; Statlander wins.
  • Christian Cage VS ???; No Contest.
  • AEW TNT Championship Falls County Anywhere: Darby Allin VS Matt Hardy; Allin wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Young Bucks speak.

“Why did we do what we did last week?” That is to say, they turned on Jon Moxley to save Kenny Omega. “Simple: We chose friendship.” Moxley, thanks for pushing them over the edge. This isn’t just a club of friends throwing up a hand gesture, but a family that loves. And as for Don Callis, he was right about one thing: the Bucks changed. In-ring, they’re still the best damn tag team. But backstage, they felt like frauds. They took the paydays and were no longer hungry. They let others change the narrative and take credit for their work. Matt tells Nick that he’s no longer content. They need to bring back the old Bucks. Or rather, show the world a newer, better version of themselves. What will these new Young Bucks look like in tonight’s AEW Tag Team Championship match?

 

Mike Tyson speaks.

“Hi, I’m Mike Tyson. And I’m so delighted to be tonight’s enforcer for Jericho’s-” But MJF interrupts “Mikey, Michael, the Mikenator” to ask what’s going on. Tyson asks what he’s doing here, and MJF says sure, he might’ve been barely born when Tyson was on top, but MJF’s dad said Tyson was a big deal so kudos to him. But the Pinnacle are a little peeved with Tyson over last week. Well Tyson’s mad, too! Of course! He has every right to be! And if anyone understands better than MJF, they don’t exist. MJF gets the idea of keeping friends close and enemies closer. Jericho is Tyson’s enemy, and if there was any time to strike, it’s right now! No, Tyson’s enemy is right in front of him.

MJF wants Tyson to slow down a second. All MJF is saying, he doesn’t need to cheat in this scenario. All MJF wants is Tyson to be on the right side of history. The last thing MJF wants for Tyson is to have regrets after tonight. Looking at Tyson’s face, there’s already one. But this right here is a blank check! Just think about it. Tyson takes that check, rips it up, and chews it to spit it in MJF’s face! MJF says he’ll remember that! Will Tyson make sure The Pinnacle gets what’s coming to them?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Young Bucks VS Death Triangle!

Matt & Nick promised to show us all a new side to them while still being THE best tag team in the world today! But will The Bastard & The Firebird ruin all of that right here to open Dynamite?

One thing that’s new is that they have Don Callis with them! The ring gear is of course new, as are the streamers flying through the air as opposed to Young Buck Bucks. The introductions are made as Callis joins commentary, the belts are raised and we begin to see if the new Bucks can prevent new champions from being crowned!

PAC and Matt start and circle as fans rally. They tie up, Pac powers Matt to a corner, but lets off as the ref counts. Pac pats Matt on the shoulder and Matt smirks as they reset. Matt and Pac tie up, Pac waistlocks, Matt switches but so does Pac. Matt drop toeholds, floats to facelock but Pac slips out to facelock back. Matt slips out to facelock but Pac wrenches out. Matt flips, kips up and wrenches to a wristlock. Pac uses ropes to flip through, wrench and headlock to the takeover! Matt headscissors, Pac kips free and he hits another headlock takeover, only for Matt to headscissor again. Again, Pac kips free but now Matt reverses the roles with his own headlock takeover.

Pac headscissors, Mat kips free and waves in Pac’s face. They go forehead to forehead, and Matt backs off, but to the wrong corner. Old habits die hard since he’s used to being on that side of the ring. Fenix laughs at Matt but Matt gets past Pac to tag out to Nick. Pac tags in Fenix and fans fire up as we see these two go again! Fenix and Nick approach, Fenix gets around to waistlock and ripcord but Nick waistlocks. Nick avoids elbows but not the trip up. Things speed up, Fenix handsprings over but Nick BOOTS him down! Nick goes to the apron, baits Fenix in, Nick backflips while Fenix tiger feints! Nick slides in as Fenix moonsaults out!

Matt gets moving, too, Fenix gets in but Nick sends Fenix to the ropes. Fenix tiger feints again but Nick avoids the heel kick! Fenix whips Nick, Nick slips around to arm-drag! Nick avoids the dropkick, Fenix avoids one now, and both men see the other ready to dropkick again, so they both stop right there. But then Nick CLOBBERS Fenix with a clothesline! The top teams in the rankings are in the crowd watching, from Jurassic Express and Best Friends to SoCal Uncensored and the Hardy Family Office’s Butcher & Blade. Nick drags Fenix over, tags Matt in, and the Bucks bring Fenix up to double whip. Nick back drops but Fenix uses that to RANA Matt!

Things speed up, Fenix springboards to FLYING HEADBUTT Nick! Pac gets in as the Bucks bail out, and he FLIES to take Matt out with a Fosbury Flop! Fenix DIVES to take Nick out into barriers! Fans fire up for Death Triangle as Fenix puts Matt back in. Fenix CHOPS Matt, pushes him down and ROCKS him with a forearm to the back of the head! Fenix scoops and SLAMS, then tags in Pac. Fenix stands on Matt, then Pac stands on Matt. Pac pushes Matt around, blocks Matt’s kick, and tags Fenix in. Fenix jumps over Matt, Pac spins him for Fenix to hold the foot, and Pac BOOTS Fenix in the back! Fenix spins Matt, Pac holds him, and Fenix SUPERKICKS Matt in the back!

Death Triangle double mule kick the legs, then they double BUZZSAW and double BASEMENT DROPKICK! Matt flops down and the fans fire up for Death Triangle! Cover, TWO! Fenix has Matt on ropes, clubs him then brings him up to knuckle lock. Fenix goes up, Matt trips him up! Fenix falls to the mat and Matt DECKS Pac! Tag to Nick, he runs and PENALTY KICKS Pac from the apron! Nick shoulders into Fenix and SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTERS! Nick grins and hopes the camera caught that. Fans rally as Nick scrapes Fenix’s face with his soles! Nick shoes off the Nike Diors but fans chant, “Those are Fake! Those are Fake!”

Nick drags Fenix over, bumps him off buckles, then tags Matt. The Bucks drag Fenix up to double whip, double hip toss, then cartwheel and double basement dropkick! Matt covers rather arrogantly, TWO! Fans rally for Fenix as Matt stalks after Fenix. Matt CLAWS Fenix’s back, then tags in Nick. The Bucks double whip, double hip toss but Fenix uses ropes to rebound and DOUBLE ARM-DRAG! Fenix avoids one superkick, bobs ‘n’ weaves with Nick and tags Pac in! Pac springboards to missile dropkick Nick down! Pac gets around Matt to back kick, front kick and back kick, then SWEEP the legs! Pac SNAP BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO!! Matt lives and fans can’t believe it!

Pac drags Matt up, bumps him off buckles, then brings him around to bump off other buckles! Matt flops and flounders, Pac stalks up behind him. Pac taunts Nick as he brings Matt up and Matt throws body shots, but Pac eggs him on. Pac KICKS Matt, and KICKS, and KICKS! Pac runs but Nick trips him! Pac ROCKS Nick but Matt WRECKS Pac! The Bucks stomp away on Pac, Fenix runs over but he gets mugged! Nick CLAWS Fenix’s back, Matt drags Pac up and Nick has Fenix. The Bucks put two out, and DOUBLE APRON BOMB!! Fans chant “Young Bucks Suck!” and the ref reprimands but the damage is done!

Matt puts Pac on the apron, tags in Nick, and Nick stomps Pac down. Fans still rally for Death Triangle but Nick drags Pac up to wrench and whip him hard in the corner. Nick runs in to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Tag to Matt, he drags Pac up and pushes him into buckles. Matt goes corner to corner while Nick holds Pack in, Matt handsprings and CLAWS Pac’s back! Pac staggers but he brawls with Matt as AEW goes picture in picture!

Matt CLUBS Pac down, kicks him around, then drops knees on his head! Matt wraps on a chinlock and grinds Pac down. Pac endures, fights, but Matt leans all his weight on the hold. The ref checks but Pac gets his second wind and fights his way up. Pac breaks free to ROCK Matt with forearm after forearm! Pac sees Fenix return but Matt throws him by his hair! Tag to Nick, and Nick brings Pac around to bump off the buckle! Nick digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, and Matt mockingly pats Pac on the head. Nick snapmares Pac, tags to Matt, face scrape and slingshots senton! Matt drags Pac up but Pac fires forearms again!

Pac back kicks, Matt trips him and tags in Nick! Catapult into the GAMANGIRI! Nick springboards to STOMP Pac into Matt’s knees! AEW returns to single picture as the Bucks taunt Fenix and the ref has to keep him back. The Bucks fake a tag so that Matt can stand on Pac’s head! The ref reprimands the standing on head but doesn’t realize the tag was faked. Nick tags back in for real, the Bucks whip Pac but Pac avoids the double superkicks! Pac throws Nick out, then throws Matt out to follow! Pac crawls for his corner but Nick is there to trip Fenix off the apron! Pac doesn’t tag out, and Matt gets in to rally fans up, but they boo.

Matt mockingly reaches for a tag, tags off Pac, and fires himself up! Matt rallies on Pac with big lariats, and mockingly does his old mannerisms. Matt brings Pac in to scoop and SLAM! Matt drops to his knees as if he’s emotional, and fans boo. But Pac gets up to CLOBBER Matt! Fans fire up now as both men are down and a standing count begins. Matt and Pac crawl for their corners, hot tags to Nick and Fenix! Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY! Fenix runs corner to corner but Nick dodges. Nick runs in but Fenix makes him straddle the rope! Matt runs in, Fenix intercepts with a kick and knuckle lock!

Fenix CHOPS Matt, goes up and up and SUPERKICKS Nick before he rebounds to SUPER STEINER Nick! SUPERKICK for Matt, Fenix handsprings to DOUBLE CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and no one can believe it! Pac returns, Fenix tags him in, and Death Triangle gets Nick set up, wheelbarrow to DUMDUM STOMPS! Then SUPERKICK to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!? The Bucks are still in this but fans are fired up! Pac drags Nick up but Nick jawbreakers! Tag to Matt and he runs in, but into a REBOUND GERMAN! Pac gets Matt back up with a dead lift, but Matt flails to get ropes! Fenix walks the tightrope to PENALTY KICK Matt!

Fenix FLIES to take Nick out, Pac GERMANS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Pac is beside himself but the fans are thunderous! Pac has Matt in a drop zone, he goes to a corner and climbs. Nick returns but Pac leaps over and comes back to BOOT! Matt SUPERKICKS Pac! Fenix SUPERKICKS Matt! Nick runs at Fenix, Fenix blocks the monkey flip, but Nick rebounds off ropes for a DESTROYER!! All four men are down but fans are thunderous again! “This is Awesome!” as Matt drags himself back into the ring. Fenix gets himself out of the ring while Matt and Pac stand. Pac and Matt throw forearms and haymakers back and forth, faster and faster!

Pac ROCKS Matt, runs in but Matt dumps him to the apron. Matt runs but Pac dumps Matt out! They brawl on the apron now! Pac HEADBUTTS Matt, but both Nick and Fenix trip their opponents off the apron! Fenix and Nick stare each other down, STEREO POISON-RANAS!! Nick takes Pac down, Fenix takes Matt down, but now they stare each other down. Fenix runs in, Nick tosses him over the railing, but Fenix lands on his feet! Fenix tries a springboard, but Nick SUPERKICKS him off the railing! Fenix still comes back, somersault CUTTER!! All four men are down on the outside now as fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!”

Fans hope these four “Fight Forever!” but there is a time limit. And now there’s a ring count. Fenix gets Matt up and into the ring at 5 of 10, then Pac follows. Pac and Matt stand, Pac RAMS Matt into the corner! Pac hoists Matt up top, tags Fenix, and Pac goes up to get Matt in a SUPERPLEX! Fenix goes right up for a FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?! Fenix doesn’t stop, he puts Matt back in the drop zone and Pac tags back in. BLACK ARROW! Pac covers, but Nick returns to barrel through Fenix and BREAK it! Fenix storms right at Nick and throws him, but Nick spins around to CLOBBER Fenix! Nick drags Matt to their corner, tags in, and Nick runs at Pac, but gets a BOOT!

Pac and Nick stagger, Nick runs in but Pac dodges, but Nick holds ropes to deny the German Suplex! LOW BLOW where the ref couldn’t see!! Fenix tags in, springboards, into a SUPERKICK!! Nick DEMASKS Fenix!! Insult, meet injury! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!!! Cover, the Bucks win!!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

New Bucks? Old Bucks? Better bucks? Worse Bucks? All that and more! Don Callis is proud of these two, since they sold their souls to him! Will Matt & Nick continue to be the champions by any means necessary?

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page and The Dark Order.

The number one ranked male singles wrestler and his new friends are here, and Alex Marvez wants to ask him about everything going on with Kenny Omega, the Good Brothers and the Young Bucks. Hangman chugs his drink then says he’s glad Marvez is here. Quick update on John Silver’s shoulder- Ow! Wait, isn’t it the other shoulder that was hurt? Yeah but Hangman’s slap to the arm hurt this one… Well give it another four to six weeks after some vitamins, prayers and egg rolls. Speaking of, Hangman’s gonna go get some egg rolls. Are the Dark Order in? YEAH! Alright! That didn’t answer…

Rehab time, Johnny! Silver lifts the bad arm all the way to 90 degrees! AWESOME! Will the Meat Man be back so that he and Alex Reynolds can chase those AEW Tag Team Championships?

 

Backstage interview with Mike Tyson & The Inner Circle.

The last time Tyson was in AEW, he and Jericho were enemies. That doesn’t seem to be the case anymore, but why? Jericho says it’s because over a month ago, when the Inner Circle received the most vicious beating of their careers from The Pineapp- No, the Pinnacle, they decided to change their ways, have a new attitude, and right some of the wrongs they’ve committed. Jericho called some of the people he felt he owed an apology to. The first was to Tyson, the greatest boxing champion ever. But after being at each other’s throats for over 10 years from a 2010 knockout on a Monday night, Jericho realized he has a lot of respect for Tyson, because Tyson has remained relevant and stand on top for 30 years, just like Jericho.

Jericho told Tyson how he felt, and Tyson said if Jericho ever needed anything, he’d be there. And that’s when Jericho asked Tyson to have their backs against “My Jerkoff Friend and his band of sour men.” Tyson had their backs, and will be the special enforcer for Jericho VS Dax, a man who just a few weeks ago, the Inner Circle put 10 stitches in his head. But though Tyson is the special enforcer, Jericho wants him to call this down the middle. Tyson says he’s firm but fair. So may the best man win. Tyson is happy to be a friend, but he won’t take a side. If Jericho messes up, Tyson will knock him out again. Tyson doesn’t want that, and Jericho doesn’t either because he still remembers that punch. But there it is! Tyson is fair, firm and enforcing the match tonight!

 

Red Velvet VS Jade Cargill!

Though Velvet and Cody Rhodes lost to the giants at the Crossroads, she and Jade are going to stir it up 1v1 to finally settle things! Will Velvet be serving up L’s? Or will Jade prove she is not just a storm, but #ThatBitch in AEW?

The second Jade jumps into the ring, Velvet attacks! The bell rings, they brawl and Velvet uses her boxing background to fire off! The ref backs Velvet off and Jade BOOTS Velvet right down! Jade clutches her arm but still stalks some trash. Velvet comes back to dropkick Jade into a corner! Jade kicks low and hard, then brings Velvet up to scoop. Velvet slips out to HOOK KICK! Jade staggers around, Velvet waits, and then baits Jade in to dump Jade out! Fans fire up as Velvet builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Jade hits railing! Fans are thunderous with Velvet as she stalks Jade. Velvet CLUBS Jade, whips her but Jade reverses to send Velvet into railing!

Jade scoops Velvet to taunt her friends, and then FALL AWAY SLAMS Velvet into the crowd of wrestlers! KiLynn King, Tesha Price and others are the collateral from that one! Jade goes into the ring, the others help Velvet up but she drags herself to ringside. Velvet is in at 5 of 10, and Jade smirks as she counts her abs. Jade ROCKS Velvet, hauls her up the ropes, and suplexes Velvet to hold her up for a SLAM! Jade kips up and she soaks up the heat as AEW goes picture in picture.

Jade stomps Velvet in a corner, stomps harder, and digs her boot in deep! Jade lets off as the ref counts, but Velvet fires off hands! Jade chokes Velvet into a buckle! The ref counts, Jade lets off and stomps Velvet again. Jade whips Velvet corner to corner so hard, Velvet goes through the gap and ends up on the apron! Jade drags Velvet back in, to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Jade drags Velvet over, turns her over and soaks up the heat as she drags Velvet back up. Jade talks trash but Velvet pie faces her! Jade pie faces back, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Velvet lands on her feet! Velvet swings on Jade but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives, Jade grows annoyed, and AEW goes to break.

AEW returns, Velvet SCREW HIGH KICKS Jade hard! Jade is in a corner, she dodges but then Velvet dodges and Jade POSTS herself! Fans rally with “Stir It Up!” as Jade and Velvet rise. Velvet LARIATS but Jade stays up! Velvet LARIATS again, Jade wobbles! Velvet dodges Jade to LEAPING LARIAT and bring Jade down! Fans are thunderous as Velvet runs and wheelbarrows, to BULLDOG! Velvet says, “I’M That Bitch!” Velvet stirs it up, has a taste, and STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Velvet drags Jade to a drop zone, goes up top and MOONSAULTS but FLOPS as Jade moves! Jade drags Velvet into the chicken wings, JADED SLAM!! Cover, Jade wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

Velvet miscalculates, and Jade gets another win off her! Will Jade drag Velvet out of the top five to head for the title in her own right?

 

Backstage interview with Britt Baker and Rebel.

The Doctor has been pulling double duty on Dark and Elevation, and she has “breaking news” regarding the AEW Rankings! Britt “respects” the system, and is now #3 at her 7-1 record for 2021. Anyone below her, irrelevant. But Red Velvet just lost by Jade Cargill, so she’s 5-1. Britt has two more wins than Velvet, so logic says she is now #2. And she promises she’ll work her way up the ranking so that she will be on Elevation this Monday. Then the people will get what we deserve: The Role Model as AEW Women’s’ World Champion, and not Hikaru Shida. Signed yours truly, Britt Baker, DMD.

 

Anthony Ogogo w/ The Factory VS Cole Karter!

The 2021 Olympic Middleweight Boxing Bronze Medalist for Team Great Britain is now here, QT Marshall, Nick Comoroto and Aaron Solow in his corner! Will #TheGovenah lay down the law for The Thoroughbred?

Ogogo gets in Karter’s face, then the bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock for a moment, and Ogogo puts Karter in a corner. Ogogo lets off, shoves Karter, but Karter comes back to get a waistlock. Ogogo pries free to switch, but Karter pries free to arm-drag! Ogogo BODY SHOTS hard! That’s a TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT!

Winner: Anthony Ogogo, by referee decision

The crown jewel of QT’s Factory hits hard and fast, and makes his money even faster! Will Ogogo go for gold, while also going for the jugular?

 

Miro speaks.

“Here I am. They told me to show up again today.” But Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford have been avoiding him. He wants to smooth things over, but Kip knows Miro hates wasting time. So Miro is moving on, with or without him, to become champion! IF you work for this company and have gold, you better pull a Kip and disappear before The Best Man finds you, too!

 

Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler VS Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara, Special Enforce Mike Tyson!

The Pinnacle attacked the Inner Circle, the Inner Circle hit back, and we’re heading for BLOOD & GUTS! But before that, FTR wants to make sure Y2J understands who is who, and why he should #FearTheRevelation! But will Jericho make sure Dax is never, ever, EEEEEEVER the same… agayn?

Tully makes his entrance with FTR but he has to remember that other than Cash and the Spanish God, no other members of either faction is allowed ringside for this! The ref tells Tully to scram! Tully reluctantly steps out of the ring and up the ramp as the bell rings. Jericho and Dax stare down, circle and fire off fists! Jericho backs Dax down, rocks him and whips him, then CLOBBERS him! Dax flounders up and Jericho DECKS him! Dax bails out, regroups with Cash, and Jericho gets a CHAIR! Jericho brings that chair around but Tyson intercepts. This is not a disqualification match! Dax CLOBBERS Jericho! And bumps Jericho off the apron!

Dax CHOPS Jericho, then grabs Floyd the Baseball Bat, but Tyson takes the bat from him, too! Jericho ROCKS Dax, and whips him into railing! Jericho takes railing apart, drags Dax over and bumps him into a piece! Dax tears his way through the crowd, Jericho is after him and it’s a hockey scrum! Jericho chases Dax back to ringside, Sammy keeps Cash back, and the hands keep flying! Dax kicks Jericho, bumps him off buckles, then throws haymakers and stomps and CHOPS! Dax whips Jericho to ropes and CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Dax chokes Jericho on the ropes! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and Jericho CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! And again!

Jericho has Dax in a corner for point-blank clotheslines! Jericho whips, Dax bounces off buckles and Jericho CLOBBERS him again! Dax bails out, has the medics check his stitches, and Jericho storms over. Dax grabs Justin Roberts’ mic to BOP Jericho! Dax whips Jericho into the stage wall! Jericho grabs the timekeeper’s pen to JAB the stitches!! Jericho scoop SLAMS Dax to the floor, then confiscates a camera! Jericho gets good footage of Dax, and they both flip each other off! Jericho BOOTS Dax, gives the camera back and ROCKS Dax! Jericho puts Dax in the ring, stomps him around, then digs his knee into Dax’s head!

The ref counts, Jericho lets off, and whips. Dax turns Jericho around to POST him! Jericho falls to the floor, Dax gets him up and whips him into railing! Tyson is there to make sure Dax does this fair, and AEW goes picture in picture.

Dax stalks Jericho, but has to refresh the count first. Dax waits on Jericho, and he WRECKS him with a baseball slide dropkick! Dax smirks, goes out to fetch Jericho but Tyson gets in his face. Jericho kicks Dax low and put him back in! Dax CLUBS Jericho and knees him down on the return! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and Dax paces around. Dax sits Jericho up, claws his face, but stops as the ref reprimands. Dax CLUBS Jericho at ropes, chokes him, and claws his face! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and then snapmares Jericho to KICK him! Dax gets Jericho up, hoists him to the top rope, and climbs up to go after him. Jericho throws body shots then headbutts Dax down!

Jericho adjusts, Dax stands, Jericho CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO!! Dax is right up to CLOBBER Jericho! Dax paces around Jericho, drags him up by his hair, and AEW returns to single picture as he whips. Jericho blocks, Dax CHOPS, so Jericho CHOPS! It’s a CHOP fight! Jericho gets the edge, whips but Dax reverses, only for Jericho to run him over! Jericho runs to run Dax over with a shoulder! Fans fire up as Jericho runs but Dax puts him on the apron. Jericho goes up top fast, for FLYING AX HANDLES! Fans are fired up as Jericho runs to BULLDOG Dax down! And LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Cash is creeping so Tyson and the ref tell him to back off!

Jericho gets up, KICKS Dax in the side, then KICKS him again! Jericho runs but Dax ROCKS him! Jericho and Dax throw forearms back and forth, Dax gets the edge now, and he ROCKS Jericho! Dax runs but Jericho LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives but fans fire up again. Fans rally up, Dax gets to a corner, Jericho storms in to clothesline! Jericho hoists Dax up top, CHOPS him, then climbs up. Jericho throws hands, Dax slips down to get Jericho for a rebound POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and Dax is furious! Dax gets in Jericho’s face, SLAPS him while he’s down, then goes to a corner. Dax climbs, and FALLING HEADBUTTS but flops!

Jericho gets the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Dax endures, Cash is there and he CLUBS Jericho while the ref was distracted! Roll up, TWO! Tyson storms over to Cash but Sammy runs and CLOBBERS him! Dax whips, Jericho KICKS Dax away! Jericho runs but Dax ducks the elbow! BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Jericho still lives and Dax can’t believe it! Dax grits his teeth in frustration as he drags Jericho back up. Jericho pushes free to CODE BREAKER! But now The Pinnacle storms out to violate the ringside ban! The Inner Circle attacks them first!! MJF is still arguing with the ref but Ortiz gets him! It’s chaos on the ramp and the stage!

But Cash RAMS Sammy into the railing! Cash has Floyd, but Tyson has Cash! Cash swings but gets DECKED!! Cash just got knocked the F out! But Dax gets Jericho, only for Sammy to distract him! Jericho back drops free, JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall

The first shot has been fired, and the Demo God stands tall with his faction! Tyson joins Jericho in the ring to dare Pinnacle to do something! Jericho gets a mic to say, “As you pieces of trash leave, I want to make this official!” Iron Mike is an honorary member of the Inner Circle! Tyson is honored, will he stick by Jericho’s side through even Blood & Guts?

 

Backstage interview with The Young Bucks, and the rest of the Biz Cliz!

Matt & Nick, Kenny, Callis and the Good Brothers were just about to leave but Alex Marvez wants to talk with them. Clearly, these guys have changed the wrestling world again. Does AEW want a scoop? Well here’s the scoop! Get out of the way, Marvez! Callis has the mic to say, “If the wrestling world has learned one thing about all of us, it’s this: Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you haven’t seen anything.” When the Bucks came back into the fold as the greatest tag team of the last 2000 YEARS, they came back to the family. This isn’t the end of the story, this is just the beginning!

Omega says they’re listening to “the interwebs, the radios, the podcasts, the people on the telly,” they all want to know why he and the Bucks have changed. They haven’t changed! They just got sick and tired of being what we want them to be. They’re sick of you non-sport numb-nuts wanting them to be just like you! They’re not like you! They’re them! That’s where you find success! And that’s why wherever they go, the gold follows. Matt says that this is fine, this is great, but this isn’t all fun and games. Didn’t you see the match they had? Matches of the year just pour out of Matt’s ear! The Bucks are BACK, and the AEW Tag Division has been put on notice!

So whether it’s SCU, Jurassic Express, Best Friends, Butcher & Blade or whatever they go by, you’ve all got BTE Triggers with your damn names on them! Callis says this is what it is! You wanted the old Omega? You got him! You wanted the old Bucks? BAH GAWD, you got them, too! So if you learn one thing, learn this: prepare to be surprised again! The Bucks fake out the cameraman with superkicks, but then CALLIS Superkicks!! NERD! Will all of AEW soon belong to the Biz Cliz?

 

Thunder Rosa speaks.

“As you have seen, I’m not only taking over the AEW Women’s Division, I’m taking over the world.” She doesn’t just want the AEW Women’s World Championship, she wants the NWA Women’s World Championship! Rosa is back on top, and whoever wins between Hikaru Shida and Tay Conti, she’ll go after you and that title. And Serena Deeb, she’s been missed. She has something that belongs to Rosa, too. Rosa is waiting for everyone because she is going to take over everything!

 

Kris Statlander w/ Best Friends VS Amber Nova!

The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien is officially back in action, even after helping Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor & #JustTrent in Arcade Anarchy. Will she continue to be out of this world as she takes on Ms. Super Nova?

The bell rings and Kris wants to boop. She boops the ref! Kris and Nova tie up, go around, and Kris puts Nova in a corner. Nova goes up the ropes but Kris lets her go and Nova falls! Nova gets up in a huff, runs but Kris dodges to arm-drag her around! Kris then boops Nova! Fans fire up for the booping as Kriss blocks the heel kick! Kris spins Nova to ROCK her! Kris whips, scoops and POWERSLAMS! Fans fire up as Kris brings Nova back up. Nova hits back, kicks low, and pie faces her. “You’re not an alien!” Kris choke grips then military presses Nova to DROP her! Kris drags Nova into the handstand LEG DROP, and FLIPPING SENTON!

Kris gives a thumbs up and Cassidy returns it. Nova gets up, Kris runs corner to corner at her, and uppercuts! Kris goes side to side to KNEE Nova down! Nova flounders back up, Kris ROUNDHOUSES her back down! Kris gets Nova up, gut wrenches, tucks her in, and hits the BIG BANG THEORY!! Cover, Kris wins!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall

The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien is 100% and is definitely back! Group hug! But will Kris skyrocket into the top five to be back where she left off?

 

Backstage interview with Team Taz.

They made an offer to Christian Cage last week to join them, but have they heard back? It’s been just a week, but no they haven’t. Ricky Starks brings up that they waited months on Powerhouse Will Hobbs, no offense to him. But why waiting a week on Christian!? They shouldn’t even wait an hour! It doesn’t matter who he is! Taz tells Starks to calm down, it is annoying. But it is best for Team Taz, if they are to lock Christian in, to have Starks hang backstage since he’s getting a little heated. Brian Cage agrees, because Starks has been a little indifferent.

Taz doesn’t want to do this on camera, but maybe Brian should hang back, too. Let Taz, Hook and Hobbs handle this. Tonight, they will convince Christian to join up! But will that really be the case?

 

AEW returns and Tony Schiavone is in the ring!

There’s a lot to talk about, and he welcomes the one and only Captain Charisma! Christian Cage is back, and he asked for this time to say this is the first time these two have had a chance to do this! What a thrill! Tony Khan gave him an open challenge contract and he’s here to use it. He wants to #OutworkEveryone, so- But then Taz interrupts! It’s been a full week, and Taz doesn’t like that he didn’t get so much as a return text message after the amazing opportunity he offered! Christian didn’t even ACKNOWLEDGE Taz’s request. Is he in or out!? Christian says he was going to do this later on in private like a professional but he’s out here so let’s do this now.

Christian says Taz just admitted himself earlier, Team Taz is a bit of a dumpster fire right now. The thing is, Christian didn’t come here to help Taz fix his problems, but to win championships! Christian will give his answer, and it’s good that Taz is standing on those steps so they can be face-to-face. Christian’s answer… is NO! Oh, well here’s the deal, SHITBAG! As far as Taz’s height, standing on his wallet would make him 10 feet taller! Oh that bingo hall money? YEAH that bingo hall money! And AEW money, too! But Christian just made the biggest mistake ever! Taz never liked Christian or his stupid friend who carried his ass, and then he has the audacity to wear Taz’s colors out here!

Hobbs has Taz calm down, and then he goes to the ring. Is Hobbs answering the open challenge?! Hobbs swings on Christian but Christian dodges to fire off haymakers! Hobbs KNEES low, talks trash, then gets Christian up to scoop, but Christian slips out to hook the arms! Speaking off hook, Hook distracts Christian on the apron! Christian swipes at him, Hook gets away, and Christian turns around into Hobb’s BODY TACKLE! Hobbs looms over Christian, Hook regroups with his dad, and fans chant, “Team Taz Sucks!” as Hobbs throws Christian into railing! Hobbs hauls Christian up to RAM him into railing again! Christian flounders, Hobbs smirks as he looms over him, then talks more trash.

Hobbs hauls Christian back up to POP-UP FLAPJACK Christian to the floor! Christian crawls away but Taz and Hook are at the ramp. Hobbs snarls as he stalks Christian to the steel steps. Hobbs hauls Cage up to SMACK him off the steel! And then stand on his head against the steps! Hobbs lets off, and leaves Christian down on the ground in a heap! No open challenge match tonight, but will Christian demand he get payback on the Powerhouse?

 

AEW has big plans for next week!

With Thunder Rosa and Britt Baker both clamoring for their chance, the #1 Contender gets hers! Tay Conti takes on her friendly rival and recent tag partner, Hikaru Shida, for the AEW Women’s World Championship! Tay speaks, saying that consistent hard work leads to success, and that now is her time. Shida says she wants to wrestle in sold out arenas as champion. Now it’s time to fight! Who comes out of this with the gold around their waists?

And after what we just saw, Hobbs and Christian WILL have a match next week! Will Christian be able to outwork a pure, unadulterated powerhouse? And while Hangman is THE #1 contender in the Men’s Singles Division, Ricky Starks is nipping at his heels! Will Absolute push the Cowboy out of the way on the path to the Best Bout Machine? Then, as Best Friends being their revenge tour on Death Triangle, #JustTrent takes on Penta El Zero Miedo 1v1! Will this be the first in the series for Best Friends to get back at their old foes?

 

AEW TNT Championship Falls County Anywhere: Darby Allin VS Matt Hardy!

The Face of the Network may be Relentless, but if Big Money Matt is to be trusted, there won’t be interference from the Hardy Family Office. Will Darby really only have to worry about Hardy and not Butcher, Blade, Bunny and/or Private Party? Or is the truth rarely the truth with Hardy these days?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Big Money cashes in big time in the main event!

Hardy gets a chair right at the bell, and Darby is wary. Darby dodges the chair shot, fires off haymakers, then runs, but springboards into a SMACK! Darby writhes, Hardy gets the chair up to JAM him in the stomach! Hardy looms over Darby, lines up his shot and SMACKS him again! Darby writhes out of the ring, flounders around, and we see Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky watching from Darby’s usual perch. All Ego & The Face of the Revolution still feel snubbed so they want to see Darby get destroyed for it. Hardy runs but Darby avoids another chair shot to fire off forearms! Hardy JAMS Darby again, SMACKS him another time, and then puts the chair aside put dig hands into Darby’s face!

Hardy DECKS Darby, drags him up and brings him around to smear into the apron! Hardy dribbles Darby’s face off the apron, puts him in and then gets the chair again. Fans rally for Darby as Hardy paces. Hardy takes a seat to watch Darby crawl as fans chant, “Hardy Sucks!” Darby sits up but Hardy ROCKS him! And DECKS him! Hardy gets the chair again, paces around like a shark with blood in the water, and that’s literal because Darby’s back is cut up. Hardy JAMS Darby with the chair into the waist! Hardy gets Darby up but Darby ROCKS Hardy with big palm strikes! Darby fires off forearms, but Hardy kicks low! NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Hardy seethes as he gets the chair again. Hardy sits the chair up again, brings Darby over and BOUNCES Darby’s head off the seat! Fans boo, Hardy drags Darby back up but Darby is a rag doll! Hardy gets the chair, stalks Darby as the ref checks on him, and Hardy SMACKS Darby again! Fans boo but Hardy soaks up the heat while Darby writhes on the mat. Hardy drags Darby back over to the chair, puts Darby through the chair, and then brings Darby up! FULL METAL- NO! Darby fights free and uses the chair to RAM Hardy! And SMACK him with it! Darby fires off more SMACKS and fans want “One More Time!” Darby obliges and SMACKS again!

But here come Butcher, Blade & Bunny! That promise was just lip service! Butcher CHUCKS a trash can at Darby’s head!! Direct hit and Darby goes down! Private Party also join in, and Hardy has the HFO mug Darby! Quen & Kassidy stomp Darby, Butcher & Blade bring steel steps over! The steps are set up near a corner of the ringside area, but the Dark Order make the save! They go after the HFO, and IT’S STIIIIING! The Icon has his bat, he TOSSES Kassidy, JAMS Quen, and then brings Kassidy up to TOSS him at Quen! Sting gets in, gets the trash can and SMACKS Kassidy! Then Sting runs to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Private Party out of the ring!

Hardy and Darby ended up by the timekeeper’s area and fans chant “This is Awesome!” as AEW goes picture in picture!

Darby throws hands on Hardy against the stage wall! Sting keeps on Private Party while all of Dark Order brawls with Butcher & Blade! Darby drags Hardy up, brings him around and bumps him off the apron. Darby gets the trash can, brings it out and SMACKS Hardy! And SMACKS him again! Hardy flounders, Darby brings him over, and goes to suplex. Hardy counters to GOURD BUSTER Darby onto the trash can! Uno & Stu RAM Butcher into stage wall, Sting SMACKS Kassidy off steel steps. Hardy covers, TWO! Darby is still in this, but Hardy chokes him on the timekeeper’s table! Hardy rains down rights while his HFO get mugged over and over.

Hardy backs off, Sting SMACKS Quen off steps. Darby gets up, Hardy ROCKS him again, and Hardy gets the trash can. Darby fights back with haymakers! Darby uses the crushed can to RAM Hardy down! Darby fires up while his allies keep HFO at bay. Darby brings Hardy around, CHOPS him against the stage wall, and Sting throws Private Party into each other. Hardy ROCKS Darby and whips him into the stage wall! Hardy staggers around, brings Darby back up, but Darby RAMS him into the stage! AEW returns to single picture as Darby whips but Hardy reverses. Darby leaps over steel steps but COLLIDES with railing! Fans lose their minds as Hardy pursues.

Sting and Private Party are in the ring again while Hardy covers Darby, TWO! Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky have appeared ringside! They creep up on Sting, but LANCE ARCHER is there! The Murderhawk Monster makes sure they stay back, and Sting gets Private Party in double dragon sleepers, but then he sees Archer getting in the ring?! Is Archer just staking a claim to the prey?! But then Archer drags Kassidy up to the top rope, inverted crucifix for the BLACKOUT BOMB!! Hardy bowls Darby through the crowd of wrestlers while Archer goes out to get Quen and Kassidy! Hardy chases Darby up the ramp, has a chair, but sees what happened to his HFO!

Darby gets the chair from him to JAM him! And tackle him for a rain of fists! Sting tosses Darby the bat! Almost a passing of the torch as Darby aims at Hardy. Hardy begs for mercy but he won’t get any, so Hardy LOW BLOWS first!! Darby drops the bat as Hardy gets two balls! Hardy puts Darby through another chair! FULL METAL TWIST OF FATE!!! Hardy crawls to cover Darby on the stage, TWO!?!?! Darby still lives and that shocks Hardy! Fans are thunderous, Hardy drags Darby up and throws him down the tunnel! They go to gorilla now as Hardy elbows away on Darby. Hardy BOWLS Darby into the monitors!

Hardy gets a ladder! Hardy sets it up near a table and he drags Darby over. Hardy puts Darby on the table, rains down rights and lefts, then climbs the ladder. Hardy powers up, and SUPER LEG DROPS through the table!! Cover in the wreckage, TWO!??!?! How did Darby survive!?! Hardy is furious and fans are thunderous as ever! Hardy drags Darby from the wreckage, back out the other tunnel to the stage. Hardy throws Darby and fans chant, “Hardy Sucks!” Darby crawls, Hardy points to where Sting’s bat ended up, and then drags Darby up. Hardy CLUBS away on Darby’s back, hauls him up, and Canadian racks, but Darby slips free to LOW BLOW! With interest!

Darby flounders but gets Sting’s bat back! Darby brings the bat to where Hardy is on the stage, and Hardy is by commentary. Darby rushes in to SLUG Hardy in the stomach, then the back, then JAM him in the head! Then he CRACKS Hardy in the ribs while he’s down! Darby SMACKS all the monitors off the commentary table! Fans fire up with his rage as Darby chokes Hardy! Darby drags Hardy onto the announce desk and then JAMS Hardy in the head! Darby won’t end it here, he goes up to the girders!! SUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, Darby wins!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Hardy said he’d show us how extreme he can still be, but Darby showed us what “extreme” really means! The Face of the Network is STILL Relentless, but who’s next to roll the dice with him?


My Thoughts:

What a great episode! A lot of great progress in the stories, great action in the matches, it’s just great. The tag titles opening has become the natural move for AEW, and it was a great match with the Bucks showing us their new Heel personas that really do poke fun at everything they’ve been before this point. Their promo before the match to actually open the episode was also good to put that in perspective, and we got a good group promo with them and this new form of the Elite/Bullet Club. Callis giving the superkick was a nice little twist, I wonder if another group of five steps up to take these guys on in maybe not Blood & Guts but a Stadium Stampede sequel.

If it were anyone, it should be Hangman and the main four of Dark Order, i.e. Uno, Stu, Reynolds & Silver. Hangman is the #1 contender, is going to have an absolutely awesome match with Ricky Starks next week, and will certainly circle back to facing Omega again. It was good story that he ignored the questions about the new Elite during the interview, because he’ll have to face them eventually, but he can’t deal with that right now so he won’t. Silver is almost back from his bad arm, he and Reynolds can have some great matches with the Good Brothers. The Bucks are going to have great matches with any team they face, I hope they work from #5 to #1 in a countdown.

If SCU maintains their #1 rank, they can really build the “titles or bust” story for Daniels & Kazarian until they have just the most amazing match AEW has seen yet, and the crowd either explodes because SCU wins the titles, or still explodes because SCU loses their last match together. It’s how things have to go, it just has to. Velvet VS Cargill was great, and naturally Cargill won to maintain her strength. She needs to be getting more matches in, though. She needs to catch up to that top five to really make her feel like she is this strong. Speaking of, I like that Britt is giving us the ranking updates “in real time” to add onto her story of making AEW accountable for saying wins and losses matter.

Rosa had a really good promo to restate her mission to get both women’s titles, and Shida VS Tay happening next week is awesome! It’s been a point of contention that AEW hasn’t put as much into their Women’s Division but now they are and that’s great. I don’t think Tay takes the title off Shida, because there’s also Double or Nothing 2021 to consider. Shida could have a big defense as the one year anniversary to getting the title off Nyla Rose, so maybe that is where Britt or Rosa gets their shot and their own big PPV title win. And after that, things freshen up as Britt or Rosa takes on the other contenders, from Big Swole to Red Velvet to Kris Statlander, who also got back on track with her return win.

Team Taz ups the ante with Christian Cage as the open challenge never really happens. I would still harp on Christian not really being a workhorse but he did take a lot of bumps from Hobbs here so that was a good amount of work. Christian VS Hobbs will be very good, and I did like that we got more dysfunction in the team with Starks and Brian Cage. That FTW Championship match is still happening, I am sure of it. Miro’s ultimatum to Kip and all the title holders was great. I’m pretty sure Kip lets Miro do things his own way, and Miro goes right for the TNT title.

And of course, that TNT Championship Falls Count Anywhere was AMAZING. Naturally, the HFO did NOT stay out of this, they had great brawling with the Dark Order, and it’s great for Darby to get the win. Darby can probably keep winning until Double or Nothing, maybe against Miro, maybe against either Ethan Page or Scorpio Sky since they’re still hanging around, or maybe even Archer since he got in on things. The TNT Championship definitely is where the real workhorses wrestle, and whoever wins this title could probably go against Christian Cage at some point because of his #OutworkEveryone catchphrase.

My Score: 9.4/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (4/13/21)

ANOTHER Dark Sweet Sixteen!

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AEW Dark is Big Money with Matt Hardy!

AEW Dark goes big with Big Money Matt, The Dark Order and Team Taz! Will Hardy have momentum going in his TNT Championship match with Darby?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jay Lyon & Midas Black; SCU wins and stays a team.
  • Matt Sydal VS Luther; Sydal wins.
  • Alan Angels & Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Hayden Backlund & Kit Sackett; Angels & Vance win.
  • Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Jake Manning; Cabana wins.
  • Red Velvet & Big Swole w/ KiLynn King VS Amber Nova & Queen Aminata; Velvet & Swole win.
  • Aaron Solow w/ The Factory VS Fuego del Sol; Solow wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Stone Rockwell, Mike Magnum & Andrew Palace; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Madi Wrenkowski VS KiLynn King; King wins.
  • Matt Hardy w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Ken Broadway; Hardy wins.
  • Evil Uno & Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales & Spencer Slade; The Dark Order wins.
  • Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Shawna Reed; Britt wins.
  • Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz VS Carlie Bravo & Dean Alexander; Cage & Starks win.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Leila Grey; Nyla wins.
  • The Varsity Blondes VS Prince Kai and Will Allday; The Varsity Blondes win.
  • Lance Archer w/ Jake the Snake VS Cole Karter; Archer wins.
  • Ryan Nemeth w/ JD Drake VS Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order; Reynolds wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jay Lyon & Midas Black!

Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian start off Dark by putting their partnership on the line! They’ve been going strong ever since starting this self-challenge, but will the Fallen Angel and Heavy Metal Rebel suddenly fall apart?

The teams sort out, Kaz starts with Midas and they circle. Fans rally up, Kaz and Midas tie up, and Kaz waistlocks to slam Midas down! Kaz facelocks, grinds Midas down, but Midas fights up and around. Kaz hammerlocks Midas to then headlock, but Midas powers out. Kaz runs Midas over, things speed up and Kaz blocks a hip toss to arm-drag then CLOBBER Midas! Kaz stays between Midas and Lyon and he CHOPS Midas down! Kaz CHOPS Midas in the open corner, puts him back in and then bumps him off Daniels’ boot! Tag to Daniels, he stays between Midas and Lyon to gut wrench suplex! Daniels wags his finger at Lyon then goes back to Midas.

Fans rally, Daniels throws hands on Midas then scoops, but Midas slips around to shove Daniels into Lyon’s kick! Lyon tags in, he scoops and spins around, then SLAMS Daniels down! Midas sets up the hoop, Lyon dives through it to SENTON Daniels! Cover, TWO! Lyon drags Daniels up to throw forearms, then whips Daniels to ropes. Daniels ducks and dodges to kick Lyon, and STO! Fans fire up with SCU as Daniels tags Kaz in. SCU mugs Lyon, Kaz brings him around and whips into Daniels’ BOOT! SCU gets Lyon with a HIGH LOW! Midas runs into boots! They whip Midas and pop him up for the NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO!

Lyon staggers into a gut wrench, and gets the BEST MELZTER EVER! Cover, SCU wins!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (still a tag team)

And The Addiction continues! They’ll be watching Young Bucks VS Death Triangle very closely, who will they get to face on the other side of Dynamite?

 

Matt Sydal VS Luther!

The Yoga Monster and SNAKEMAN are staying in the back so that this will be a 1v1 fight of men with third eyes! Whose sight will be 20/20/20 vision and find their path to victory?

The bell rings and the two compare third eyes, but Luther kicks low and fires off haymakers! Luther snapmares but Sydal handsprings through! Sydal deflects a boot, KICKS away on a leg, then STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal CLUBS Luther, KICKS his leg, then whips him to ropes. Luther reverses, Sydal sunset flips, TWO! BUTTERFLY STRETCH! Lyther endures, Sydal pokes his third eye, but Luther fights up! Cover, TWO! Luther BOOTS Sydal, ROCKS him and stomps him! Luther bumps Sydal off the buckles, CLUBS him in the back, and then whips Sydal corner to corner to run in and clothesline!

Sydal sputters, Luther kicks him and digs his fingers into Sydal’s two normal eyes! Luther chokes Sydal on the ropes, the ref counts, Luther lets off. Luther says HE has the third eye! And then he argues with the ref, drags Sydal up, and kicks back. Fans rally and duel as Sydal catches Luther for a roll-up, TWO! Luther kicks Sydal, reels him in but Sydal gets around to waistlock. Luther elbows free, runs but into a WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up as Sydal gets up. Luthre stands to get more KICKS! Sydal SOBATS Luther down and fans fire up again! Sydal drags Luther up, fisherman for the BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Luther survives and Sydal is shocked!

Luther gets up, Sydal runs in and BRONCO BUSTERS! Sydal has Luther floundering into a drop zone! Sydal springboards but Luther trips him up! Sydal tumbles out to the floor, Luther goes out to KICK Sydal, then whip him hard into railing! Fans rally and duel again, Luther drags Sydal up and scoops him, to SLAM him into railing! Sydal flops down, Luther refreshes the ring count, and Luther stomps Sydal down. Fans rally, Luther drags Sydal up to mock Mike Sydal in the crowd, and throw Matt Sydal into more railings! Mike cheers Matt on but Luther tells him to shut up. Luther puts Matt in, drops knees on his back, and then throws down fists!

Luther drags Sydal up, scoops him, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Luther bends Sydal in a backbreaker rack, Sydal endures, so Luther shoves him down. Luther gets Sydal up to KICK his legs! Sydal KICKS back, and it’s a KICK fight! Sydal KICKS more and more, then fakes Luther out to QUESTION MARK! Luther shrugs that off to GERMAN SUPLEX! Sydal flounders up into a BOOT! Luther drags Sydal back up, reels him in, and calls for his shot, but Sydal slips out! Sydal ducks the kick to ROUNDHOUSE! Sydal hooks Luther up, LIGHTNING SPIRAL!! Cover, Sydal wins!

Winner: Matt Sydal, by pinfall

Luther’s third eye lost its focus and Sydal struck him down! Will Matt be flying higher as AEW moves into the Spring?

 

Alan Angels & Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Hayden Backlund & Kit Sackett!

Numbers 5 & 10 combine forces again, looking to prove that all of the Dark Order’s tag teams are top five material! Vance won big on his own on Elevation, will he and Angels fly even higher together?

The teams sort out and Vance starts with Sackett. Negative One gives some last minute coaching, then Vance and Sackett circle. They tie up, Vance hammerlocks then headlocks to the takeover. Vance grinds Sackett, Sackett fights up and powers Vance to ropes. The ref counts, Sackett lets off but then comes back to headlock again. Vance powers out and runs Sackett over! Things speed up, Vance gets under the hurdle to hit another headlock takeover! Fans cheer, Sackett fights up but Vance wrenches. Angels tags in, Vance whips Sackett and then back drops him! Angels is up top for a basement missile dropkick!

Angels drags Sackett up, throws forearm after forearm after forearm! Angels unleashes then KICKS Sackett down! Angels glares at Backlund, but Sackett rakes Angels’ eyes! Tag to Backlund, he and Sackett mug Angels to then double whip him corner to corner. Angels goes up and over Sacket, under Backlund, then RANAS Backlund into giving Sackett a spear! Angels then ATHLETIC PLEXES Backlund away! Angels has Backlund on the apron, suplexes him but Backlund slips free! Sackett tags in as Backlund ducks and dodges, and Sackett CLOBBERS Angels! Sackett back suplexes but Angels lands on his feet, tag to Vance!

Vance rallies on Sackett, has him in a corner and BOOTS him! Vance scoops, Sackett slips out and then shoves, only to run into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance powers up but Backlund drags him out! Vance dodges Backlund, Angels ROUNDHOUSES Backlund down! Sackett builds speed but into a KNEE! Angels then adds his “THIS IS GONNA SUCK!” CROSSBODY! FULL NELSON!! Vance thrashes Sackett into going to sleep, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: Alan Angels & Preston Vance, by submission

The Dark Order is three duos deep as the nickel ‘n’ dime package gets another win! Will 5 & 10 be joining the top five in time for Dynamite’s AEW World Tag Team Championship match?

 

Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Jake Manning!

BOOM BOOM! The Dark Order continues as Cabana welcomes “Mr. Elite” to All Elite! Will Manning prove he belongs here? Or will he decide to #JoinDarkOrder?

The bell rings and “The Man Scout” reluctantly puts his scout manual away. Manning and Cabana tie up, and Cabana scoop SLAMS Manning! Cabana waits on Manning to get up, but Manning goes back to his book. Manning says his back hurts, and that his manual advises against such situations. The ref gets Manning to put the book back down and continue the match. Manning and Cabana tie up, Manning waistlocks but Cabana reaches down to trip him up. Cabana runs, cartwheels over and scoops Manning to SLAM him again! Manning scrambles back to his manual again, reads but Cabana snatches it away!

Cabana takes the book on a game of cat ‘n’ mouse with Manning, then tosses it to roll Manning up, TWO! Now there’s a tug-o-war for the book! The ref takes it away and Manning CLOBBERS Cabana! Manning clubs Cabana, throws forearms, but now it’s a brawl! Cabana ROCKS Manning, whips but Manning reverses to sunset Cabana into buckles! Cover, TWO!! Manning is shocked but he goes up top. Fans rally, Manning leaps, but into a HAYMAKER! Manning staggers around into DOUBLE CHOPS! Cabana JABS and JABS, flips, flops and flies, BIONIC ELBOW! FLYING APPLE in the corner, and then Cabana goes up top. Cabana leaps, hops again as Manning moves, SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

Cabana stands Manning up to CHOP! And CHOP! Manning ducks the chop to hit a LETHAL COMBINATION! Cover, TWO!! Manning can’t believe it! Manning goes up top but Cabana anchors his foot, to trip him up! Cabana gets the legs, turns Manning around, BILLY GOAT’S CURSE!! Manning taps, Cabana wins!

Winner: Colt Cabana, by submission

Negative One gets Manning’s book to look through it, and then throws it to the trash! Will Dark Order continue to roll on through the rankings in all divisions?

 

Red Velvet & Big Swole w/ KiLynn King VS Amber Nova & Queen Aminata!

This winning combination is back together again, right before Velvet is about to have her 1v1 rematch with Jade Cargill! Will Velvet and Swole be sweet, not sour, before Velvet takes on the power of #ThatBitch?

The teams sort out, Swole starts against Nova and the two circle as fans rally. Swole and Nova tie up, Swole shoves Nova away, and Aminata tags in already. Aminata says she’s got this, and Swole mocks her. Things speed up, Swole drop toeholds to then basement dropkick! Aminata hits back with body shots and a big forearm, but Swole forearms back! Swole whips Aminata to the corner and ROCKS her with an uppercut! Tag to Velvet, they double whip and trip Aminata up to then hurdle, elbow and Cover, ONE! Aminata tags out to Nova, she and Velvet tie up and Nova headlocks. Velvet powers out, Nova runs her over, and things speed up again, but Velvet calf kicks Nova down!

Velvet drags Nova up, Nova uppercuts! Nova NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Nova knocks Velvet down, talks trash, then drags Velvet up to bump her off buckles. Tag to Aminata and she fires forearms then a snapmare. Aminata hushes the crowd to then KICK Velvet on the back! Cover, TWO! Aminata brings Velvet up to whip her into Nova’s headscissors and DEADLY NIGHTSHADE! Swole protests, the ref reprimands, Aminata HIP ATTACKS Velvet in the corner! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Aminata smirks, runs and kicks but Velvet gets under it! Hot tag to Swole, and Swole CLOBBERS Aminata!

Swole rallies with forearms, ROUNDHOUSES Nova, but Aminata ducks the kicks to get the HEADBUTT! Aminata keeps moving, Swole SPEARS her down! Cover, Nova breaks it! Velvet fires off on Nova, Swole fires off on Aminata, then they trade to EuroUpper! DOUBLE BASEMENT COMPLETE SHOTS! Swole drags Aminata by her legs but Aminata kicks her away! Hot tags to Nova and Velvet! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks and CHEF’S KISS!! Cover, Velvet & Swole win!

Winners: Red Velvet & Big Swole, by pinfall

The combination known as #Swolvet is getting stronger! But here comes Jade Cargill! She wants to stir up trouble again, but Swole and King try to keep Velvet back. She blows past them to DIVE and take out Jade at the ramp! They brawl on the ramp, referees rush to stop this, and both King and Swole stay between Velvet and Jade! This is where it stops for now, but this is definitely going to explode on Dynamite!

 

Aaron Solow w/ The Factory VS Fuego del Sol!

QT Marshall and Nick Comoroto won big for their brand new faction, and now it’s time for the Extra Talented to get his! Will he put out the Fire of the Sun and prove everyone should come work for The Factory?

Fuego stares down QT and Comoroto, but Solow BLINDSIDES him! The bell rings and Solow stomps Fuego down! Fans jeer as Solow RAMS Fuego into buckles! Solow kicks Fuego, backs off then drags Fuego up to scoop him for a SLAM! Solow runs to drop a BIG knee! Fans boo but Solow blows kisses. Solow stomps Fuego to a corner, drags Fuego up and CHOPS him! Solow brings Fuego up to EXPLODER! Fuego tumbles all the way to the other corner, and Solow grins as he hurries over to choke Fuego on ropes! The ref counts, Solow lets off and drags Fuego back up. Fans rally for Fuego and he throws body shots, but Solow DECKS him!

Solow scoops Fuego to SLAM him into buckles! Solow talks trash, fans still rally but Solow drags Fuego up to stomp and kick him. Solow toys with Fuego but Fuego fires off! Solow blocks a kick, flips Fuego but he lands on his feet to ENZIGURI! Fuego runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Fuego keeps going to RAM into Solow! Fuego cradles to the FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Solow scrambles up but Fuego is up top! Fuego leaps but Solow gets under, Things speed up, Fuego tilt-o-whirls but no DDT! SCREW HIGH KICK! Solow fires up now, QT tells him to finish this! Solow obeys, underhooks Fuego’s arm for a TRAPPED ARM PEDIGREE! Cover, Solow wins!

Winner: Aaron Solow, by pinfall

The Extra Talented put something extra on that one! Will The Factory dominate all of AEW?

 

Ryan Nemeth speaks.

“Every week, every show, every match, every opponent, The Hollywood Hunk proves he is a dominant force in AEW.” Looking at the numbers alone, Nemeth wins nearly half the time. Whether it’s Nemeth and Reynolds with Negative One, Tay Conti, whoever, Nemeth isn’t afraid of the cronies. Reynolds is technically sound, good looking, and a winner. But he is no hunk. Will Nemeth be looking his best against Number 3 of the Dark Order?

 

Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Stone Rockwell, Mike Magnum & Andrew Palace!

Billy and his boys are still rolling as an undefeated trio! But they’re up against some pretty big guns on the other side! Will the Gunn Club finally be outdrawn in the Dark?

The teams sort out, and after rock-paper-scissors, Colten starts against Rockwell the Indiana Jones cosplayer. Fans rally for Colten as Rockwell offers a handshake. Colten asks what’s going on and Papa Gunn says not to fall for it. Fans want Colten to shake his hand, but Rockwell rushes in! Colten gets the arm, wrenches, but Rockwell pulls hair to get the wrench! Colten wrenches it back, Rockwell RAMS him into a corner! Rockwell lets off to body shot hard! Rockwell whips, Colten runs him over! Colten runs, things speed up, Colten whips Rockwell again and then comes back for a NECKBREAKER! Tag to Austin, Palace tags in but Austin whips.

Palace reverses, Austin dodges and trips Palace up to THROWBACK! Austin fires off hype bullets, tags in Billy, and they whip Palace to body shot and BOOT! Magnum tags in, fans fire up with Billy as he and the “Starving Artist” circle. Magnum kicks and haymakers, runs to duck and dodge, but Billy CLOBBERS him! “SUCK IT!” The ref reprimands but Billy drags Magnum  up. Billy suplexes and SLAMS Magnum down! Cover, Palace and Rockwell break it! Austin runs in to CROSSBODY them both down! Billy tags Colten, he gets Magnum up, COLT 45! Cover, the Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

The Gunns shoot down the Magnum, and are now 12-0 as a trio! Will this lead them to big things in AEW in the near future?

 

Madi Wrenkowski VS KiLynn King!

Ms. Reality takes on The King as both of them look to climb the ranks of the AEW Women’s Division! Will Madi make King face the reality that she’s not ready for the big time?

The bell rings, the two circle, King dodges Madi to fire off forearms. King whips, arm-drags Madi around, then kicks low and hard. King runs to basement boot Madi out! Fans fire up as King drags Madi up, but Madi trips King! Madi drags King out but King hits back! King ROCKS Madi with forearms but Madi RAMS King into the apron, RAMS her into the barrier, then RAMS her back the other way! Madi ROCKS King, CHOPS her, but King grits her teeth. Madi puts King in the ring, fires off kicks, then runs, to SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Madi keeps on King with knees and a BIG FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! King survives and Madi argues with the ref but the count is fair.

Fans rally, Madi gets King up and clubs her on the back. Madi runs but King dodges the boot to CLOBBER her! Things speed up, King blocks a punch to ROUNDHOUSE then GERMAN SUPLEX! Madi flounders, King runs corner to corner and SHOTGUNS Madi into buckles! King goes corner to corner again but misses! Madi runs in but the monkey flip is caught! Madi fights free of the grip but King hits KINGDOM FALL!! Cover, King wins!

Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall

Madi ended up facing reality that she isn’t ready to dethrone The King! But will King prove she can be the champion of this division?

 

Alex Reynolds speaks.

“Tonight, State Farm presents: The Hollywood Hunk, Ryan Nemeth VS The Handsome Devil, Alex Reynolds.” Negative One says Nemeth was his babysitter. He sat on Negative One? Negative One is fired up, and wants to attack! Relax, Nemeth isn’t in the camera. Save it for the ring. Reynolds says that he isn’t taking this lightly. He and John Silver talked with the State Farm Superfan, Aaron, and came up with some moves to debut tonight. Reynolds has tricks up his sleeves. He won’t just win this for him or the Dark Order, but for Aaron and State Farm! Because like a good neighbor~, State Farm is there~! Will Nemeth need insurance for what could happen to his good looks?

 

Matt Hardy w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Ken Broadway!

The truth is the truth, and the truth is that Big Money Matt is going for gold! But will Hardy be rolling into his TNT Championship showdown with Darby Allin?

Broadway also knows how to make it rain, and the HFO scoop up some of that to add to their revenue. The bell rings and Darby Allin is watching from his usual spot in the bleachers. Broadway and Hardy tie up, Hardy wrenches to an elbow breaker then a wristlock. Broadway spins and wrenches and wristlocks back! Hardy wrenches, headlocks, but Broadway powers out, only for Hardy to pull hair! Hardy headlocks again, Broadway throws body shots and powers out this time, only for Hardy to run him over! Hardy drags Broadway up to bump him off buckles, and again and again and again and again! Hardy stops as the ref counts, and he watches Broadway flounder.

Hardy gets Broadway up to SLAP him in the corner! Hardy runs in but Broadway dodges to CHOP! Hardy turns things around to CHOP again! Hardy throws forearms, but Broadway fires back! Broadway climbs up, but Hardy carries him to HOTSHOT him off ropes! Hardy gets Broadway up to bend him against the ropes, and Private Party mocks Broadway. Hardy CLUBS Broadway, throws forearms in a corner, but lets off to run in, only for Broadway to elbow back! Broadway BOOTS Hardy down, climbs up the corner, and MOONSAULTS, but FLOPS! Hardy gets him for a SIDE EFFECT!

Hardy shouts, “The truth is the truth!” He points to Darby and says, “This is you tomorrow night!” Hardy drags Broadway up for a TWIST OF FATE! Darby dares Hardy to bring it, but Hardy drags Broadway into THE LEECH HOLD!! Broadway taps, Hardy wins!

Winner: Matt Hardy, by submission

The HFO celebrates with Hardy but Darby still dares Hardy to bring it as he holds up his TNT Championship. Hardy gets a mic and tells Darby, “Listen to me very closely. Tomorrow nigh to Dynamite, in Falls Count Anywhere, I am going to show you just how extreme Big Money Matt can still be! And I promise you, Darby, I am going to leech the TNT title from around your waist!” Will Hardy put his money where his mouth is when he and Darby can fight all over Daily’s Place?

 

Evil Uno & Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales & Spencer Slade!

We saw big wins for the Dark Order with Cabana, Angels and Vance, but now the OG get in the ring! Will Players One and Two not be left behind by their recruits?

The teams sort out, Stu starts with Slade and CLOBBERS him! And again! Stu scoops, Slade escapes and shoves him, tag to Vary! Vary leaps, into Stu’s arms! Stu RAMS Vary into the corner, tags to Uno and he elbows Vary! Uno whips Stu into Vary for a forearm, then Stu whips Vary into Uno’s BOOT! Vary tags Slade, Uno blocks his boot! Uno promises to put the foot down, and then throws Slade to STOMP the hands! Uno DECKS Slade, tags Stu, and they combine for the springboard elbow drop SIDEWALK SLAM! Vary runs into a kick! The Dark Order pinball Vary around, TOSS POWERBOMB! Tag to Uno, they get Slade up, FATALITY!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

The originals win fast, but then have to keep Negative One from tearing into Slade! Will Uno & Stu lead the way for the Dark Order into tag team supremacy?

 

Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Shawna Reed!

The Doctor is doing double duty as she’s on Dark after being on Elevation! Though she calls the AEW system BS, will Britt still get another win to head towards the AEW Women’s World Championship?

The bell rings and Reed rushes Britt with forearms! Britt shoves her away, they speed up, and Britt hits a NECKBREAKER! Britt gets Reed up, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Reed flounders to a corner, Britt pulls Reed’s pigtails into the corner! Britt lets off to then ROCK Reed! Reed turns things around to fire off furious fists! Reed whips, Britt reverses and redirects but Reed sidesteps, only for Britt to hit SLINGBLADE! Fans boo but Britt spells it out for us, only for Reed to roll her up! TWO, but Reed basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Reed drags Britt up, fisherman but Britt wrenches free to kick low! Britt reels Reed in to FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER!

Britt checks her teeth, then drags Reed around by her hair. SUPERKICK! Britt says hold on, and she SUPERKICKS again! Britt gets the glove, puts it on, and drags Reed into the Rings of Saturn, and the LOCKJAW!! Reed taps, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

The Doctor smothers the schoolgirl to teach her a lesson: Don’t punch above your proverbial weight class. Will Britt become the role model and the workhorse of the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz VS Carlie Bravo & Dean Alexander!

The #AbsoluteMachines have been rather dysfunctional lately, but the old saying is that winning fixes everything. Will Cage & Starks take care of the #GoonPlatoon and The Sensation and put the past behind them?

The teams sort out and Starks starts with Bravo. Bravo and Starks circle, they tie up, and Starks headlocks. Starks grinds Bravo but Bravo powers out. Bravo hurdles but Starks whips him hard to the outside! Starks distracts the ref so Hook can CLOBBER Bravo! Bravo flounders up only for Will Hobbs to CLOBBER him! Hook gets Bravo in and Starks drags Bravo up. Tag to Cage, Starks scoops Bravo to hand him over to Cage. Cage does bicep curls then TOSSES Bravo! Alexander runs in but Starks intercepts with a kick! Starks helps Cage get Alexander up, for a POWEBOMB! Starks then gets Bravo set up for Cage and Cage climbs up to DEAD LIFT SUPERPLEX!

Cage fires up, “Who betta?!” Cage sees Starks get in because he wants to get Alexander up. Fireman’s carry and another hand-off, for Cage to F5!! Taz is confused as to why Starks is doing all this, as Starks gets Bravo up and tells Cage to end this! Cage suplexes to DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Team Taz wins!

Winners: Brian Cage & Ricky Starks, by pinfall

Starks gets a lot of assists here, and shares in the win as he hands Cage his FTW Championship. Is this a sign that Team Taz is united? Or is Starks being that passive aggressive?

 

Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Leila Grey!

The Native Beast is hungry for another chance at the AEW Women’s World Championship, and she’s got a Top Tier appetizer in front of her! Will this be a bite-sized snack before going after the champ?

As Vickie makes her entrance, she shrilly shouts, “EXCUSE ME!!” Though, when is it ever not shrill? Anyway, Vickie storms down to the ring to tell Justin Roberts SUCKS, and decides to do this right! Now get the HELL out of the ring! Vickie introduces “the most feared and destructive woman in all of wrestling history,” Vickie’s client, NYLA ROSE! Then Vickie demands fans give Nyla a standing ovation just for the entrance. Nyla gets in the ring, the bell sounds, and Nyla CLOBBERS Grey! Nyla bumps Grey off buckles, fires off body shots, then whips Grey corner to corner. Grey goes up but gets caught for a POWERSLAM!

Nyla stalks Grey to the apron, Vickie laughs at Grey’s pain, but Grey hotshots Nyla away! Grey runs and lariats, but Nyla stays up! Grey tries again and again, then dropkicks a leg out! Nyla still stands but Grey knee lifts! Nyla CLOBBERS her again! Nyla drags Grey up, reels her in and LARIATS her down! “I own this ring!” Nyla bumps Grey off buckles, stomps her then tosses her! Nyla fires up, runs corner to corner and back body blocks! Then she runs to SPEAR Grey down! Nyla drags Grey up, reels her in and hits a BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Grey is going to be black ‘n’ blue in the morning after this one. Vickie says she told us so! Nyla grins as she gets a taste, but will her appetite only be appeased when she gets after Hikaru Shida?

 

The Varsity Blondes VS Prince Kai and Will Allday!

Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. have been on a roll, but there’s still a long road ahead of them. Will the Ivy League MVP and Bulletproof BPJ get another A+ after taking on the Prince Charming of Wrestling and Mr. All Day Every Day?

The teams sort out, BPJ starts against Allday, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Allday arm-drags BPJ away. BPJ runs back to tie up again, gets the arm and wrenches. BPJ YANKS the arm, wrenches more, but Allday rolls and rolls then handsprings to wrench back. BPJ rolls, handsprings and rolls to then BOP Allday in the head! BPJ arm-drags Allday down to drag him over to tag Griff. Griff elbows Allday’s arm, then wrenches to an arm-drag and armlock. Allday fights up, Griff wrenches, tags BPJ in and the Blondes double wrench to snapmare. KICK and a LEG DROP, brother! Cover, TWO!

BPJ clamps onto Allday with a keylock, wristlock then top lock. Allday fights but BPJ wrenches through. BPJ CHOPS Allday, whips him away but Allday turns things around and Kai gets a cheap shot in! Allday CLOBBERS BPJ, covers, TWO! Kai tags in and clubs BPJ down, though Allday didn’t see that coming. Kai bumps BPJ off buckles, stomps him down, and soaks up the heat. Kai runs into a big elbow! BPJ runs, Kai slides under but BPJ ducks. Kai ducks and NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Kai seethes but tells Allday, “That’s how you do it!” Kai underhooks but BPJ wrenches free. Kai blocks the kick, BPJ dodges the punch and tags in Griff!

Griff rallies on Kai and Allday! Griff CLOBBERS Kai, CLOBBERS Allday, BOOTS Kai then BACK DROPS Allday! Fans fire up as the Ivy League SPLASH hits! Griff whips Kai into Allday to SPLASH SANDWICH! Fireman’s carry but Kai rolls Griff up, TWO! Kai ROCKS Griff! BPJ tags in, Griff IVY LEAGUE ELBOWS, BPJ springboard LARIATS! Cover, the Blondes win!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

Griff and BPJ are rolling! Can they get any hotter before going for tag team championships?

 

Lance Archer w/ Jake the Snake VS Cole Karter!

Much to his surprise, the Murderhawk Monster has Sting’s support in going for the top! Will he use that motivation to maul his way back to a title?

Archer gets in the ring and BOOTS Karter right down! Jake the Snake chuckles on commentary as the bell rings. Karter fires back but Archer knees low, CLUBS him down, and hauls him up to reel him in. Karter dodges, leaps, but bounces off! Archer stomps Karter, hauls him up and puts him in a corner to fire off heavy hands! Archer whips Karter hard into the corner and Karter bounces off again! Archer hauls Karter up for a suplex TOSS! Archer drags Karter up, SLAPS him, but Karter fires back again! Archer ROCKS Karter, then DECKS him! Archer drags Karter back up, bumps him off buckles then holds him in there to run corner to corner and ELBOW!

Archer keeps going, another ELBOW, then another ELBOW! Karter flops down, Archer grins as he paces around, and then Archer looms over him. Karter sits up in a daze, Archer slaps him, and Karter fires off again! Archer KNEES low, then reels Karter in for the short-arm CLOTHESLINE! Jake the Snake likes that as Archer drags Karter up. Archer hoists Karter up top, but Karter fights! Jake the Snake admires the heart, Karter leaps into a choke grip! CHOKE- NO! Karter slips free, elbows back, and then sends Archer into buckles! Karter fires off, Archer shoves him but the ROLLING ELBOW comes back! Karter fires up, but runs into a FOREARM!

Archer reels Karter in, CHOKE SLAM! Archer drags Karter back up, wristlock ripcord, for a SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Archer wins!

Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall

Jake thanks Excalibur and Taz for their time, and says he and Archer are gonna go for cheeseburgers. Will Archer only be satisfied when he gets to eat everyone else in AEW alive?

 

Ryan Nemeth w/ JD Drake VS Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order!

We heard the Hollywood Hunk throw some shade on Number 3, but now we’re in the Dark main event! Will Nemeth score lots of points before he gets the 1-2-3? Or will that 50% win-loss ratio tip in Reynolds’ favor tonight?

The bell rings and John Silver joins commentary to watch his tag partner take on Nemeth. Nemeth clobbers Reynolds from behind! Nemeth wrenches, back suplexes and holds him u p before slamming him down! Cover, ONE!! Silver is already upset but Nemeth rakes Reynolds’ eyes. Nemeth throws hands, RAMS into Reynolds in a corner, then whips him corner to corner. Reynolds comes back to CLOBBER Nemeth! Reynolds whips Nemeth but Nemeth reverses to send Reynolds out hard! Nemeth goes out, throws hands, then RAMS Reynolds into the apron! Nemeth puts Reynolds in, drags him up and throws forearms! Reynolds hits back with body shots and forearms!

Reynolds backs Nemeth down, EuroUppers then whips to ropes. Nemeth sunset flips but Reynolds slips through to get the legs! Reynolds puts on the SCHOOL OF FORT KNOX! Nemeth endures the modified Cloverleaf, and gets the ropebreak! Reynolds lets go, Nemeth cheap shots him then dropkicks him down! Nemeth cranks on a hammerlock and digs knees into Reynolds’ back. Nemeth does a headstand to put on more pressure, then falls back to crank the hold! Nemeth pulls hair, the ref reprimands, and Nemeth shifts to a chinbar and armlock. Reynolds arm-drags free, elbows Nemeth away and rallies with clotheslines!

Reynolds whips, Nemeth reverses but Reynolds dodges to FOREARM! Reynolds runs to FLYING BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up as Reynolds kips up! Reynolds gets Nemeth up, wrenches and kicks low, then reels him in. Shout out to Brodie with the BIG OL’ BOMB! Then a leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO!! Reynolds drags Nemeth up, Nemeth CLOBBERS him point-blank! Nemeth drags Reynolds up, swivels hips but Reynolds shoves him into buckles! Scoop and the HONK HONK SWINGING SLAM!! Cover, Reynolds wins!

Winner: Alex Reynolds, by pinfall

Big thanks from the Dark Order to Superfan Aaron for unlocking those moves in Number 3! Will everyone get out of the way of the HONK HONK as Dark Order storms down the tracks?


My Thoughts:

A good Dark, mostly because it was an hour and 35 minutes, but it was still a lot of matches crammed into that time. AEW is probably going to continue to be unpredictable with episode lengths and match totals so I don’t know if I can maintain doing Dark and Elevation when I’m also covering WWE’s Raw and NXT on these same days. I feel like the SCU’s matches need to be Elevation by default because of their self-challenge of “next time we lose, we break up” angle. That said, it’s also a giveaway that these two aren’t losing before getting a title opportunity, so maybe that’s why they’re still being put on Dark.

I also feel like Velvet should be on Elevation if she and Jade are going to be getting after each other. They’re supposed to be the rising stars but they weren’t on the show that’s about rising stars in exchange for… Well, Elevation actually had a lot of solid matches worthy of it, but they could’ve still put this one there since they love going bigger. Team Taz had a good story, too, where now Starks is going past being chippy with Cage to being overly helpful. This has to implode at some point, and they fight for the FTW Championship on at least Dynamite.

I do like that Britt had another match tonight, because she is determined to get wins to play by the AEW rules. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had another double header next week between Elevation and Dark to try and stuff the win-loss record and rankings. Double or Nothing 2021 is still six weeks away, so if AEW had the contenders all fight each other at some point in not a tournament but more a best-of series, that’d be really good to have Britt try and jump over Big Swole and Tay Conti to go after Shida. Also, AEW really just let Swole’s promo of being determined to get her shot drop like a lead balloon. Swole needs to get hungry again and get in all the other contenders’ faces as she takes over the contender race.

The Dark Order tying in the State Farm deal and the superfan Zoom call they apparently had was really nice. They’re definitely Faces doing things like that, and of course Reynolds uses the moves (and their names) suggested by the superfan. WWE gets product tie-ins and sponsorship deals, so AEW can have them, too! Either way, I think Reynolds was going to win because The Dark Order has been on fire. One of these days, one of their tag combinations is going to get at the tag titles, and that is going to be a lot of fun.

My Score: 8.2/10


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