Connect with us

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/3/21)

The Spanish God is on a Rampage!

Published

on

AEW Rampage coverage

Will Sammy Guevara still reign?

Tony Nese answers the open challenge for Sammy Guevara’s AEW TNT Championship, but is it too soon for the Premier Athlete to dethrone a Spanish God?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Tony Nese; Guevara wins and retains the title.
  • Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Janai Kai; Cargill wins.
  • Death Triangle w/ Alex Abrahantes VS FTR w/ Tully Blanchard; FTR wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Tony Nese!

Rampage opens with gold! But after the Spanish God got sucker punched by the Premier Athlete, will Sammy do Nese the favor of ending that undefeated streak? Or will Nese shock the world by taking this title on his first try?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised and we see who stays golden in Hotlanta!

Nese and Sammy circle for only a moment before Sammy fires off! Sammy hammers Nese at the ropes, CHOPS him in the corner, then throws more hands. Nese body shots and CLUBS Sammy down, then whips him to ropes to CLOBBER him with an elbow! Nese gloats but fans boo. Sammy trips Nese to rain down fists! Nese shoves Sammy away, things speed up, Sammy hurdles and flips over to dropkick Nese down! Nese bails out while Sammy kips up so smooth! Fans fire up while Nese paces around the outside. Sammy builds speed to DIVE and twist! Direct hit with the corkscrew tope and fans are thunderous!

Sammy brings Nese up but Nese RAMS Sammy into the apron! Nese whips but Sammy reverses and Nese hits steel steps! Sammy drags Nese up, puts Nese against railing, and CHPOS him! Nese staggers away but Sammy CLUBS him from behind! Sammy then RAMS Nese into railing! Sammy puts Nese back in, takes a moment for his banged up ribs, and then he climbs up top. Nese trips Sammy up and Sammy gets stuck on the rope! Nese runs in to TOP SHELF KICK, fireman’s carry and GUT BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nese stomps Sammy down as fans boo. Sammy crawls to ropes but fans rally up. Nese drags Sammy up but Sammy throws body shots.

Nese goes to ropes, but he throat chops back! Nese brings Sammy around to talk trash, throw body shots, then BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Nese hurries to PREMIER TRIANGLE MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Sammy clutches the leg where Nese landed, but Nese kicks him around. Nese brings Sammy up to whip corner to corner hard, and Sammy bounces off buckles. Nese flexes but fans boo, and Nese drags Sammy up. Nese whips Sammy into another corner and Sammy again bounces off buckles. Nese runs in, Sammy dodges! Sammy CHOPS Nese, sunset flips, but Nese rolls through to SOBAT! Cover, TWO!

Nese hurries to get Sammy in the body scissors! Sammy endures the squeeze but fans rally up as AEW goes picture in picture.

Sammy moves around, throws hands and gets free, but Nese gets a rear bearhug. Sammy throws elbows, Nese back suplexes him down! Nese kicks Sammy around, then mocks the fans chanting for him. Nese stalks Sammy, Sammy CHOPS back. Nese CHOPS Sammy, but Sammy CHOPS again. Nese CHOPS, Sammy CHOPS, repeat! It’s a CHOP fight, until Nese dropkicks Sammy down! Cover, TWO! Nese headlocks and grinds Sammy down as AEW returns to single picture. Sammy fights up, throws body shots, but Nese shifts his hold, only for Sammy to back suplex! Both men are down, but fans rally up. Sammy gets to ropes, he kicks but Nese blocks and trips to a HALF CRAB!

Nese digs a knee into Sammy’s bad ribs while pulling on the leg! Fans rally as Sammy endures, and Sammy turns over to kick and kick and get free! Sammy dodges Nese to CLOBBER him! Fans fire up, Sammy CLOBBERS Nese again! And again! Sammy whips, Nese reverses but Sammy dodges and rams in! ENZIGURI from the apron! Fans fire up as Sammy springboards, triangle jump, SUPER CUTTER! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO!! Nese survives but Sammy fires up and slashes the throat! Torture rack, GO TO- NO! Nese blocks the knee to get the HALF CRAB again! Fans rally as Sammy endures the hold all over again! Sammy turns over, cradles, TWO!

Nese runs in but Sammy catches him, only for Nese to slide under and pump handle! Sammy slips out of the scoop, shoves Nese and SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous for Sammy as he gets back up. Sammy kicks Nese around, pushes him, but Nese pushes back. Sammy clotheslines Nese out of the ring! Sammy goes to the apron, takes a moment, and TOP ROPE ASAI MOONSAULTS!! Direct hit and fans lose their minds! Sammy gets Nese up and into the ring, then drags himself up to the apron. Sammy springboards but Nese SHORYUKENS! Sammy falls, Nese builds speed, PREMIER FOSBURY FLOP!!

Nese puts Sammy in, gets up top fast, PREMIER 450!! Cover, TWO!?! Sammy survives and shocks Nese! Nese is frustrated but fans say “This is Awesome!” Nese drags Sammy up, pushes him around, slaps him around, taunts him, but Sammy fires off forearms! Nese shoves Sammy to ROCK him with that left! Nese runs, Sammy somersaults to ROCK Nese back! Sammy goes to run but Nese reels him in, school boy! TWO, Nese gets Sammy with a dead lift BUCKLE BOMB!! Nese runs but into Sammy’s BOOT! Sammy manages the torture rack, G T H!! Cover, Sammy wins!!

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Premier Athlete gave Sammy one hell of a challenge, but the Premier winstreak is over! Will the Spanish God reign all the way through the holidays?

 

Jurassic Express & Christian Cage speak.

This is why they gotta trust Captain Charisma on this stuff. No secrets here, the fact that his guys, Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus, are the #1 tag team contenders in AEW. But they haven’t forgotten that the Lucha Brothers beat them for that same spot months ago and then went on to beat the Young Bucks. But since then, they’ve beaten The Elite themselves, and now here we are. Momentum is so important, but it can be gone just like that. Opportunities don’t come around every day, and sometimes they never come around again. So they’re going to scout tonight’s main event, even if it doesn’t have Fenix. Everyone is a potential opponent and then they become the targets.

If it sounds like Christian is getting ahead of himself, he’s not. That’s just how confident he is in his guys. If it’s the last thing he does, he’ll make sure Jurassic Express are the next AEW Tag Team Champions! Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus are fired up, will they be ready to show Penta & Fenix who has #CeroMiedo?

 

Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Janai Kai!

Thunder Rosa joins commentary as promised, because she wants to watch her student give #ThatBitch more than she bargained for. But will Cargill simply make her opponent an example of what’s coming for La Mera Mera in the TBS Championship Tournament?

The bell rings and Cargill doesn’t take “The Kick Demon” seriously. Cargill even dares her to take the headlock. Kai does, only for Cargill to TOSS her away, and then BOOT her right down! Cargill gets the arms, JADED! Cover, Cargill wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

That might be the fastest win in AEW history! Rosa says all Cargill knows how to do is pose around. But Cargill gets Kai up to rough her up, whip her and BOOT her down! Rosa won’t stand for that, and she runs to the ring! But Mark Sterling gets in her way, so he gets knocked down! Rosa gets in to dodge the boot and tackle Cargill! They brawl, the refs rush in to stop this! Fans want to “Let Them Fight!” but these two will have to wait until their tournament match! Will Rosa end Cargill’s undefeated streak to then be a finalist for the TBS Championship? Wait, Rosa gets loose and rushes back at the ring! Cargill kicks her away, who will stand tall when they finally have their match?

 

The Super Kliq speaks.

Brandon, c’mon, moron. But Adam Cole calls out Orange Cassidy for coming out while Cole was on commentary. Cassidy tried to take Cole’s spotlight, Cole’s moment, but you saw what happens! Don Callis passes by and says hey, while Cole continues that Cassidy is the laughing stock of AEW. Nick tells the Best Friends, “You think you’re tough guys? We’re tough guys! And when you bring steel chairs into the equation, that’s not gonna end well!” Matt says, “Hey, guys, I have a brilliant idea. How about the Young Bucks return to tag team action Wednesday on Dynamite.” Best Friends can bring their two best guys and we’ll see what happens. CACAW! Brandon, cut. The red button, Brandon!!

 

Eddie Kingston speaks.

“2point0, congratulations, you beat up the great Chris Jericho. And I do not care. Chris has no business to do with me, you two do. You want to beat me up after my match with Danny Garcia, you want to keep this going, you guys are gonna learn something real plain and clear. You reap what you sew, partna!” Will the Mad King break Matt Lee & Jeff Parker all by himself? Or will he need some back-up to get it done?

 

AEW looks at Bryan Danielson’s grudge against the Dark Order.

John Silver thinks this is Bryan finally showing his true colors. He doesn’t think he can beat Hangman, he’s getting insecure and just taking it out on The Dark Order. Bryan says Silver is the strongest member of the Dark Order, but the thing is, “You become the five people you spend the most time around.” Silver doesn’t spend his time around elite people. But Long Island is Silver’s home. Bryan is known for being fast, good with strikes and submissions, but Silver can do all that, too. But Bryan sees Silver running around, making jokes, being “Johnny Hungy.”

Is that making him a better wrestler? Bryan wasn’t joking around at age 30, he was winning championships. Silver wants to get a big win in his hometown, but Bryan isn’t going to let that happen. Will the American Dragon slay another hometown hero this Wednesday?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

After the challenge was thrown out, Best Friends accepted! And they’re bringing ROCKY ROMERO with them! It’ll be Young Bucks VS CHAOS as Rocky and Chuckie T step up for Dynamite!

 

Mark Henry speaks to our main eventers!

PAC, FTR hurt Rey Fenix, and PAC has one eye. How can he fight like that? Does Pac look blind to him? He’s good to go. Malakai Black will pay for what he did, but this is about Fenix. Penta adds, “Because we have Cero! Miedo!” But Cash Wheeler questions how they’re gonna get revenge for Fenix. This was supposed to be FTR getting revenge for Full Gear! Full Gear was where FTR was supposed to make history, but they were robbed! Tonight, once again, Fenix doesn’t have the huevos to show up so they rob that from FTR, too! Dax Harwood adds that this was supposed to be the marker, the night of celebration as the first-ever two-time AEW Tag Team Champions, but Fenix didn’t show up!

Things get heated, but Henry interrupts. Let’s cool off a second. There’s been enough time, it’s time for the main event! Will the Bastard and Penta take down their archenemies once and for all? Or will FTR get some semblance of revenge for what they consider an injustice?

Death Triangle w/ Alex Abrahantes VS FTR w/ Tully Blanchard!

AEW returns as Death Triangle make their entrance. The teams sort out, fans chant for “CERO MIEDO!” as Penta starts against Cash. Cash and Penta pace, approach, but Penta is wary of Dax. Cash and Penta approach, Penta trips Cash but Cash scrambles away. Penta and Cash circle, tie up, Cash headlocks then wrenches an arm. Penta trips Cash to have a spinning toehold! Penta makes Cash spread the legs but Cash scrambles away again. Fans rally behind Penta and he eggs Cash on. Cash is flustered just hearing all the “CERO MIEDO” from the fans. Penta takes off the glove, then throws it to Alex. Cash tries but he can’t intercept it!

Cash gets Penta, whips, hurdles, but Penta KICKS his monkey flip down. Tag to Pac, Penta snapmares and Death Triangle double KICK and double DROPKICK! Cash bails out and Dax calls for a timeout. Pac waits, Cash comes back, tag to Dax. Dax and Pac tie up, Pac headlocks and hits a takeover. Dax fights up, pulls hair, powers out but Pac runs him over. Things keep moving, Pac slides under to then hip toss hard! Cash gets in but gets a hip toss! Pac scoops and SLAMS Dax! Pac drags Dax up, wrenches, but Dax pulls hair to whip then CLOBBER Pac! Cash says, “That’s how you do it!” Dax whips but Pac reverses to back drop!

Fans fire up and Pac tags Penta. Penta goes up, Pac sets Dax up, QUE PASO! Cover, Cash breaks it! Cash drags Penta but the ref reprimands. Cash bails out, Dax runs in to ROCK Penta! Tag to Cash, Dax bumps Penta off Cash’s boots! Cash stays between Penta and Pac, and doesn’t even mock Cero Miedo fully because he doesn’t care, Cash brings Penta up to headbutt him down then KICK him in the back. Tag to Dax, FTR stomp Penta’s legs. Dax snap suplexes Penta, tags in Cash, they work together for the assisted leg drop! Cover, TWO! Cash brings Penta up, Dax sticks out a leg, but Penta turns it around and feeds Cash to Dax’s knee! Hot tag to Pac!

Pac shoulders into Dax, slingshots up and over then ducks to sobat! Front kick! Sobat again! Pac runs to BOOT Dax down! Fans fire up as Pac runs corner to corner but Dax puts him on the apron! Pac ROCKS Dax, springboards but the depth perception throws him off! Pac tumbles, then Dax DECKS him! Dax drags Pac up as AEW goes picture in picture.

Dax puts Pac on ropes, tags Cash, and Cash chokes Pac! Cash lets off at 4, gets in and stares Penta down. Cash drags Pac up and EuroUppers! Pac flops against ropes, Cash taunts the fans cheering Pac on, then he kicks Pac. Tag to Dax, FTR get a leg each and DOUBLE ROPE GUILLOTINE! Tully high-tens Cash while Dax goes to the apron. Dax stomps Pac into the ring, drags him up and bumps him off buckles. Pac fires forearms and elbows to fight out of the corner! Dax kicks low, but Pac turns suplex into cradle! But Cash distracts the ref! Death Triangle would’ve won already!! The ref finally sees, TWO!! Dax CLOBBERS Pac!

Dax drops a leg, then drags Pac by an arm. Dax whips and then catches Pac for a cobra twist! Cash reaches out, FTR forms a chain! Alex points it out, the ref looks but FTR lets go. Pac endures all the same, and then FTR reform the chain! The ref sees it this time and CLUBS it apart! Pac HIP TOSSES Dax down! Cash tags in, CLUBS Pac down and keeps him from Penta! Cash drags Pac into a cobra clutch and grinds him down. Pac endures as Cash leans on the hold. AEW returns to single picture as fans rally up and Pac fights to his feet! Pac moves around and throws Cash out of the ring! Dax hurries to get Cash up and in, then tags in to stay between Pac and Penta!

Dax throws Pac out, fans boo, but the ref keeps Dax in. Cash LEAPS but only gets railing! Pac gets in, Dax anchors his legs, but Pac fights up to ENZIGURI! Pac is free, but Cash trips Penta! Penta storms after Cash, they go into the ring and the ref stops Penta! Dax gives Pac a BACKBREAKER, Cash adds a FLYING ELBOW DROP! Cover, but the ref sees Cash isn’t legal! Pac still kicks out, but now Dax gets in, TWO!! The Bastard survives, but Dax drags Pac up. Fans chant “We Want Penta!” but Dax flips them off. Dax hoists Pac up top, CHOPS him, then climbs up to the very top. Pac resists the superplex, throws body shots, then ROCKS Dax!

Dax hops down and crawls away, but he comes back, only for Pac to shove him back down! Pac adjusts, to SHOTGUN missile dropkick! Fans are thunderous for “A E DUB!” while both men are down. Cash gets in but Penta ducks the sucker punch, Pac back drops Cash! Hot tag to Penta! SLINGBLADE for Cash! SLINGBLADE for Dax! CHOP after CHOP after CHOP for FTR! Dax waistlocks, Penta switches but Dax switches back, only for Penta to BOOT Cash! Dax shoves, Penta wheelbarrows Cash to victory roll and jump, DDT to Dax! Fans fire up again as Penta pops Cash up for a snake eyes! Penta runs in, Cash puts him on the apron but Penta ROCKS Cash with a forearm!

Penta SUPERKICKS Dax away, then GAMANGIRIS Cash! Penta goes up top to CROSSBODY Cash! Cover, TWO! Cash escapes but Penta keeps his focus. Penta drags Cash up, whips him but Cash reverses. Penta goes up and over for the BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Penta has the fans rallying again, “CERO MIEDO!” Penta reels Cash in, tucks the arms, but Cash fights out, wrenches and whips. Penta reverses, but Cash POWERSLAMS! Tag to Dax, and Dax climbs as Chas gets Penta up. Wheelbarrow LEG DROP!! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives and FTR is furious! Cash gets back in, FTR double whip, but Penta sunset flips Dax! Cash helps Dax stay up but Pac SUPERKICKS!

Penta sobats Dax, then runs in to spin and SUNSET BOMB! Cover, TWO! Penta drags Dax up, tags Pac, and Pac goes up! “CERO!” Cash trips Penta up! Cash throws Penta into railing, Pac BOOTS Cash! Pac climbs up and aims at Dax, CROSSBODY! Dax rolls through to cover, TWO!! Pac BOOTS Dax then runs. Dax dodges to ROCK Pac with a right! Double underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as both men are down. Tully gets on the apron to coach Dax but the ref tells him to get down. They’re arguing, Dax suplex but Pac sips out and shoves Dax towards Tully! Dax stops himself, Pac runs in, Dax dodges and Pac CLOBBERS Tully!

Dax O’Conner Rolls but Pac turns it to a EUROCLUTCH! TWO!! Tully flounders, Cash goes over, Penta runs in! Cash avoids the slingblade to TORNADO DDT! Pac clotheslines Dax out hard! Fans fire up as Pac goes to the corner! Pac climbs up, ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit on FTR and fans are thunderous again! Pac puts Dax in, but Dax claims his leg hurts. Here comes MALAKAI BLACK! He spits more BLACK MIST into Pac’s eye!! Dax rolls Pac up, FTR wins!!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

The Dark Father finishes what he started with The Bastard! Penta goes after FTR, but he gets mugged 2v1, and then they take his mask!! Alex covers Penta with his jacket while FTR laughs about it, playing around with the mask. Malakai gets in the ring to dig his fingers into Pac’s face!! Malakai wants to completely blind Pac!! Fans boo but the Dark Father stops only when he’s satisfied! Is that blood on his hands?! Has the House of Black helped break the Death Triangle completely?


My Thoughts:

What a wild episode for Rampage here. The TNT Championship match as the opener was surprising, but I didn’t see Nese winning anyway. He still gives Sammy a great match, but Sammy retains, and I’m thinking he’ll retain until Battle of the Belts on January 8th. Hopefully Miro’s gotten to have matches and has destroyed many, many men on Dynamite, and even Elevation, so that he has the momentum and the win-loss record to get a match against Sammy. Meanwhile, that was the squashiest squash match Jade Cargill or anyone has had, but we all knew she was winning anyway. Rosa VS Cargill is going to be hot stuff, but I feel like that’s going to be another Cargill win.

Good promos from Eddie Kingston, Christian Cage & Jurassic Express, the Super Kliq, John Silver and Bryan Danielson to hype up the upcoming matches. Christian calling Jurassic Express “his guys” is odd, but I guess he sees himself as a mentor to them when they were doing pretty good on their own. Though, I suppose maybe they wouldn’t have made it past the Super Kliq without him. Where’s Marko Stunt, for that matter? Bucks VS Chuck Taylor & Rocky Romero is going to be a good one, maybe we’ll get an 8 Man Tag of Super Kliq & Bobby Fish VS Cassidy, Yuta, Chuck & Rocky for the TBS premiere.

We got an awesome tag team main event, with Pac doing a great job with just one eye. The fall was still part of the match and not a shoot, I’m sure. Malakai being what screws Death Triangle over was a bit surprising, as was him going after Pac’s eye so aggressively. I feel like Malakai and Pac will have a No Disqualification style blow-off like Cody Rhodes and Andrade just had, but I wonder what kind of kayfabe damage Pac’s eyes will have at this point.

My Score: 8.6/10


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Advertisement
Comments

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (1/17/22)

Raleigh gets Elevated!

Published

on

AEW Elevation Coverage

A lucky seven for Elevation!

AEW continues in Raleigh and has a strong seven for Elevation! Jay Lethal is keeping himself sharp for what could be an FTW Championship showdown!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Matt Sydal & Lee Moriarty VS JR Miller & Marcus Kross; Sydal & Moriarty wins.
  • Tay Conti VS Ameera; Conti wins.
  • Gunn Club VS JB Cole & T.I.M; Gunn Club wins.
  • Frankie Kazarian VS Labron Kozone; Kaz wins.
  • Ruby Soho VS Kenzie Page; Soho wins.
  • Private Party VS Chase Emory & Patrick Scott; Private Party wins.
  • Jay Lethal VS Alexander Moss; Lethal wins.

QUICK NOTES

Pretty clear cut stuff here, but I like that we’re seeing Sydal & Moriarty in tag action again. Kenzie Page is back in AEW and she’ll give Ruby Soho a good match. Good to see Kaz back in action, they kinda let the ball drop on his Elite Hunter story but maybe he can build himself up towards the TNT Championship. And I have a feeling in Gunn Club’s match, fans will troll Austin & Colten as “Ass Boys” again and that could come close to costing them.


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (1/14/22)

The tag champs are on a Rampage!

Published

on

AEW Rampage coverage

Jurassic Express has their first defense!

Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus are ready to prove they’re worthy AEW World Tag Team Champions by defending against Alex Reynolds & John Silver!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trent VS Adam Cole; Cole wins.
  • Shawn Spears w/ Wardlow VS Andrew Everett; Spears wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Kris Statlander, Red Velvet & Leyla Hirsch VS Nyla Rose, Penelope Ford & The Bunny; Nyla, Ford & The Bunny win.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: Jurassic Express w/ Christian Cage VS Alex Reynolds & John Silver; Jurassic Express wins and retains the titles.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trent VS Adam Cole!

Best Friends have not let go of what the Panama City Playboy and his posse have done to them week in and week out. Cole has his whole crew with him, but will he need them all to deal with #JustTrent?

Trent’s friends are with him to keep their eyes on Britt Baker, the Young Bucks and reDRagon, and the bell rings. Trent and Cole stare down, fans rally up as the two slowly circle, and Trent avoids the boot! Trent forearms, CHOPS, then forearms again. Trent CHOPS Cole in a corner, Cole hits back! Trent ROCKS Cole, CHOPS him in the corner again, then stalks him to a corner. Cole kicks back, throws forearms, but Trent forearms back. Trent CHOPS again, Cole knees low, and Cole throws another forearm. Cole reels Trent in, but Trent picks Cole up for a back drop! Fans fire up as Trent brings Cole up for more forearms.

Trent fires off at the ropes, again and again and again, but lets off as the ref counts 4. Trent runs in to basement dropkick Cole out! Cole’s crew gathers around him, and they all shout to the ref to do his job. Trent goes out, Britt is there yelling at him, but then Cole rushes in to trip Trent up! All of Cole’s friends laugh at Trent’s pain, but then Best Friends walk over to back them off. Cole puts Trent in, talks some trash, and he drags Trent up to turn him, NECKBREAKER! Trent writhes, fans boo, and Cole drags Trent up to bump Trent off buckles. Cole wrenches an arm, and he whips corner to corner hard!

Trent falls after hitting buckles, but Cole drags him back up. Cole turns Trent, HANGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Trent toughs it out but Cole keeps his cool. Colle looms over Trent, taunts him, but Trent throws body shots. Trent ROCKS Cole, Cole BOOTS Trent down! Trent goes to the apron and then the floor. Cole has his guys stay back so he can go to the apron. Cole aims, PANAMA- BACK DROP from Trent! Britt winces as her boy crawls to railing. Trent run sin, but Cole moves and Trent RAMS himself into the railing! Fans go nuts as AEW goes picture in picture.

Cole gets a kiss from Britt, then he goes after Trent. Cole drags Trent up, puts him in the ring, and then stalks up behind him. Trent sits up, Cole runs in, to BOOT Trent back down! “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole then rains down rights, lets off to sit Trent up, and he clamps on a chinlock. Cole grinds Trent into the mat, but Trent endures. Trent fights his way back up, throws body shots, and Rampage returns to single picture as Trent ROCKS and CHOPS Cole! Both men stagger, Trent ROCKS and CHOPS Cole again! Trent snarls, he DECKS Cole, then dodges him to waistlock, Cole breaks free but Trent ducks the Pele to DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!

Cole flounders to a corner and fans fire up for Trent! Trent runs in to back elbow! Then he hits a TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Trent works on his neck as Cole gets himself to a corner. Trent runs in, Cole BOOTS him! Cole goes up, but Trent SLAPS him! Trent CHOPS Cole, climbs up to join him, and then SUPERPLEXES! Trent crawls to a cover, TWO!! Trent winces, his neck bothering him, but he gets up to his feet. Fans rally up, Trent fireman’s carries but Cole fights free. Trent powers up to fireman’s carry again, but Cole slips off to hit a BACKSTABBER! Trent tries to get feeling in his arms, but Cole tunes up the band.

Trent slowly rises, Cole gets impatient, but Trent gets him for a HALF ‘N’ HALF! Trent drags Cole back up, but Cole suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?! Trent survives and fans are fired up! Trent crawls to the apron, Cole goes out after him. Cole fireman’s carries, Trent slips off! Trent reels Cole in, APRON PILEDRIVER! Trent gets Cole back in, grits his teeth and gets Cole back up! Alabama lift, but Cole fight sit to hit a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Trent survives again and no one can believe it! Cole goes up the corner again, leaps, but into a SAIDO! Cole staggers, Trent LARIATS him inside out! Fans are thunderous as Trent rises again!

Trent runs at Cole, but into a SUPERKICK! BLINDSIDE SUPERKICK for good measure! Cole then goes back up, Trent rises, PANAMA- NO! Trent tucks him in, STRONG ZERO!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Cole survives by mere inches! Nick Jackson points it out and the ref shouts that he sees it! Chuck Taylor yanks Nick off the apron, and a brawl breaks loose! The Bucks are after Chuck, Kyle is after Cassidy, Fish is after Yuta, and of course Britt is after Statlander! The ref tries to get them all to stop but Cole LOW BLOWS Trent!! Cole runs, THE BOOM!! Cover, Cole wins!

Winner: Adam Cole, by pinfall

Cole’s best friends come through for him again as he gets one over on Trent! But will Freshly Squeezed & the Galaxy’s Greatest Alien get revenge on Cole and Britt?

 

AEW hears from Thunder Rosa and Mercedes Martinez.

La Mera Mera calls out Mercedes, saying she came to AEW to show what? That she’s a cheater? She cost Rosa her match with Jade Cargill. But Mercedes says the next time these two see each other, it’ll be a war! The OG Badass is here in AEW. But Rosa says next time, it’ll be in the ring. Mercedes says Rosa will respect and forever remember her name! When and where will these two meet to bring the mayhem?

 

Shawn Spears w/ Wardlow VS Andrew Everett!

The Chair Man is preparing to be Maxwell Jacob Friedman’s pawn- er, substitute- er, well, he’s preparing to face CM Punk on MJF’s behalf. Will he be slay the Sky-Walker from Carolina to prove he’s ready?

The bell rings, the two circle, and they tie up. Spears gets around, spins Everett around and snapmares, then cartwheels to show ten. Everett gets mad, runs in, but Spears sends him to the corner, Everett goes up to cartwheel on the ropes! Spears runs in, but into a shoulder! Everett slingshots, into a fireman’s carry! C4!! Spears slowly covers, shaking his head, Spears wins!

Winner: Shawn Spears, by pinfall

Wardlow gets in the ring, bringing Spears his chair. Spears then gets himself a mic to say, “Is he really the Best in the World?” What about Spears? Spears traveled the same roads, shed blood, and gave everything to this. Spears was the guy who isn’t supposed to be here. “He’s not marketable, he doesn’t know who he is.” Spears knows who he is, but explaining what he is is much more complex. He’s the guy MJF sends to make sure a message is sent and understood. So Punker, Spears is coming for you. Spears doesn’t know where the lines are until he crosses them. There will be no warning, and no apologies. “I’m the guy you don’t see coming.”

And Spears is the Chair Man for a reason. One swing, and Spears makes sure you remember forever. Fans chant for Wardlow instead. But Spears says Punk isn’t in here with a one0move wonder with only a couple of years’ experience. This is a 20 year veteran and pound for pound one of the sharpest wrestlers in the world today! Punk can’t hang anymore, and Spears will prove it. Seven years off is seven years too long. Spears will expose Punk. In just five days, Punky, “The Chair Man cometh.” Spears is all smiles now, but will CM Punk make sure to wipe it off Spears’ smug face?

 

The Acclaimed debut their newest diss track music video!

Anthony Bowens has face paint on as he says, “I am Darby Allin and this is Stang. Welcome to Rampage.” Caster CLOBBERS Bowens with a 2 by 4.

“Two grown men, and they goin’ through a goth phase. Darby, you were livin’ in your car with a hot plate. I’ll send you right back to it if you not game. Beat you down bad, got you puttin’ on the rock tape. In the ER ’til the next morning. Bet that you’re a virgin with your fake sex story. We should put your promos on a cue card.  Got the crowd feelin’ half dead like you are.” Two grown men and the goin’ through a goth phase, Sting & Darby be staying where the cops stay. The Acclaimed stayin’ where the ops stay.  Illest in the game, they do not play.

Sting talking tough, like there’s nothin’ wrong. The Acclaimed will hit him with a buckle bomb. Why they actin’ so hard like this? The Acclaimed got a big black bat for that small white BEEP! Two grown men, they goin’ through a goth phase. Two Broke Girls still on TV, it does not change. Yeah they like it unironically, of all things. When Darby’s in trouble, he gotta call Stng. The Acclaimed, steady whippin’ that ass. They’ll take out Sting at both knees like he did at The Clash. When they see Acclaimed runnin’ up, they hop in the whip. Darby hits a Coffin Drop, Caster’ll make him do a hospital flip.

Two grown men, and they goin’ through a goth phase. Darby & Sting stayin’ where the cops stay. The Acclaimed, stayin’ where the ops stay. Illest in the game, they do not play! But will any of this get under the skin of the Relentless and the Icon?

 

Six Woman Tag: Kris Statlander, Red Velvet & Leyla Hirsch VS Nyla Rose, Penelope Ford & The Bunny!

All six women in this match have beef, but it’s the dysfunction happening between the Galaxy’s Greatest Alien and LEGIT Leyla that could mean problems here tonight. Will they and The Chef be able to hold it together? Or will they be torn apart by these Vicious Vixens?

The teams sort out, Nyla starts against Statlander, but then Leyla tags herself in. Statlander lets that slide, Nyla shoots in to CLUB away on Leyla’s back. Nyla THROWS Leyla to the ropes, runs in and SPLASHES! Nyla talks trash, then pie faces Statlander. The ref has to keep Statlander back, but that allows Bunny to choke Leyla! Fans boo but Bunny gets away with it.  Nyla whips Leyla, clinches, and BELLY2BELLY suplexes! Cover, TWO! Nyla shoves Leyla, tags in Bunny, and Statlander tags herself in. Statlander and Bunny circle, tie up, and Statlander waistlocks to SLAM Bunny down! Statlander shifts to a facelock but Bunny fights up.

Bunny stomps a foot, wrenches and ROCKS Statlander, but Statlander hits back! Fans rally as they keep throwing shots! Bunny knees low, runs, but Statlander sidesteps to POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Statlander drags Bunny up, tags Velvet, and they double whip to shoulder, and then work together to tilt-o-whirl SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Velvet drags Bunny over, tags Leyla, and they double whip to trip Bunny up, for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Leyla wrenches Bunny’s arm, but she hesitates to tag Statlander in, so Bunny get away! Velvet tags in because Nyla is back in! Nyala misses Velvet but she CLOBBERS Leyla and Statlander, then she CLOBBERS Velvet!

AEW goes picture in picture as Nyla looms over Velvet. She deadlifts and TOSSES Velvet with one arm! Tag to Ford, and she stomps away on Velvet. Ford bumps Velvet off buckles, forearms and rolls to run and handspring, back elbow! Ford goes side to side, Bunny tags in, Ford ROCKS Velvet, then sets her up for Bunny’s SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Bunny drags Velvet by her arm, and then STOMPS it! Bunny taunts Statlander and Leyla, but the ref keeps them both back. Bunny drags Velvet up but Velvet throws body shots. Bunny CLUBS Velvet down, bumps her off buckles, then Bunny tags Ford in.

Ford throws big forearms on Velvet, then scrapes her face along the ropes! The ref reprimands, Ford puts Velvet on the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref reprimands, Ford lets off, and then she drags Velvet up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ford is annoyed, but she drags Velvet up to bump her off buckles. Ford fireman’s carries Velvet, carries her around, then pops her up for a GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO! Ford is annoyed but still in control as AEW goes to break.

Rampage returns and Nyla choke grips Velvet, for a CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Vickie Guerrero is furious! Nyla stomps Velvet, steps on Velvet and then returns, but Velvet avoids the senton! Both women are down, fans rally up, and they both crawl to hot tag Ford and Statlander! Statlander rallies on Ford, BOOTS Bunny, then kicks Ford to whip her into a corner. Statlander EuroUppers, whips corner to corner, then ROCKS Ford with a forearm! Statlander suplexes Ford for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Statlander drags Ford up but Ford claws eyes! Fans rally, Ford handsprings, but Statlander dodges to get around, Gory Especial and backslide, into the SPIDER CRAB!!

But Vickie distracts! Bunny gets in to SUPERKICK! Ford is free, she crawls, hot tag to Bunny! Bunny hurries to get Statlander up, dragon sleeper, but Statlander slips out and gets around, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Bunny survives and Vickie is happy, but Statlander aims from the corner. Leyla tags herself in, she argues with Statlander, Bunny CLOBBERS them both! Cover, the Vicious Vixens win!!

Winners: Nyla Rose, Penelope Ford & The Bunny, by pinfall

The dysfunction derails the team, and Leyla just glares at Statlander. Is the friendship falling apart at the seams?

 

Dan Lambert & The Men of the Year speak.

Ethan Page starts by “congratulating” Sammy Guevara on becoming interim TNT Champion. “Whatever that means.” Because we all know that Sammy still lost it to Cody Rhodes, who is mysteriously missing from work, when it’s really because he stepped in the ring with Ethan Page and got his ass whooped! Scorpio Sky lets us know it has been 228 days since he was last pinned, and he hasn’t lost a singles match in 310 days. Now Cody is running, Sammy’s ducking, and the only ones getting title shots are guys more equipped to carry Scorpio’s bags than a championship. It doesn’t matter who carries the belt, Scorpio wants the title.

Whenever Sammy and Cody sort this out, their reign won’t last long, because Scorpio is the face of TNT. “Get used to it.” But will the Men of the Year’s Closer really be the one stepping up to the plate against the future undisputed TNT Champion?

 

Ricky Starks has something to say.

He’s on commentary, but he can’t get why people interrupt and put their noses in Team Taz’s business. There are things you just don’t do. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t piss off Ricky Starks, and you do not put your nose in Team Taz business. Jay Lethal, Starks doesn’t care how you did it where you last were, but that’s not how it flies here. But speaking of, here comes Jay Lethal! “Hold on, hold on.” Lethal heard all that, so he wants to explain something. Lethal knows he’s the “new guy” here, but for two months, he watched what happened between Dante Martin and Team Taz. Lethal is sick to his stomach about it.

And another thing is, ever since Starks became FTW Champion, there isn’t a long list of challengers. That could be because Starks cares less about wrestling and more about what outfit he’ll wear for the day. Or it could be that the FTW Championship isn’t even officially recognized, but means the world to Starks. So for that alone, Lethal wants it. Lethal VS Starks, for the FTW Championship! Now before anyone gets excited, Lethal knows Starks has to run this by Taz. But whatever Daddy tells Starks, just do the opposite. Starks wants after Lethal but referees rush out to stop it! Will Taz greenlight Starks taking on the former ROH World Champion?

 

Mark Henry talks with the main eventers.

He first talks with John Silver and Alex Reynolds, who have Evil Uno backing them. They challenged the champs on Dynamite, but are they ready this soon? Of course they are! Look at Silver’s beef! And look at Reynolds’ gorgeous hair. Reynolds says it was Jurassic Express who accepted the match, so they’re the ones who have to accept they’re going to lose tonight. There will only be one song at the end of the night. Silver & Reynolds bring out kazoos a la E&C, and they start playing. Buzz buzz, JOIN US, buzz buzz, JOIN US. Christian Cage gets it, that’s what he used to do. Glad to see them taking this seriously.

But the thing is, if Captain Charisma can take something as silly as kazoos and make them iconic, imagine what he can do with the talent of Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus, the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions. There are levels to this, and the Dark Order is going to find they’re not on Jurassic Express’. Then there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event! Will Numbers 3 & 4 get the 1-2-3? Or will Rampage be all about Tarzan Life?

AEW World Tag Team Championships: Jurassic Express w/ Christian Cage VS Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ The Dark Order!

Rampage returns as the Dark Order walks out for their entrance. Then the champions and Captain Charisma make their entrance. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if JB & Luchasaurus survive their first defense!

JB starts against Reynolds and fans are fired up already. JB and Reynolds tie up, go around, and JB waistlocks. Reynolds pries free, wrenches to a wristlock, but JB steps through to wrench back. Reynolds rolls, wrenches, arm-drags, but JB is right back up. Reynolds handsprings to show off, and the two go again. They tie up, Reynolds waistlocks, JB pries free to knuckle lock and CHOP! JB goes up the corner, rebounds and arm-drags, but Reynolds comes back, into a dropkick! Now JB handsprings to show off! JB tags Luchasaurus in, whips Reynolds, and Luchasaurus CHOPS Reynolds down!

Reynolds throws a forearm but Luchasaurus puts Reynolds in a corner. Luchasaurus fires off hands, runs in and clotheslines! Tag to JB, he climbs while Luchasaurus scoops and SLAMS! KNEE-BOARD SENTON! Cover, TWO! JB drags Reynolds up, whips him to ropes but Reynolds turns him for a backslide! TWO, they stay hooked up and JB spins Reynolds round, Reynolds ducks, Silver tags in! Silver CLOBBERS JB, dropkicks Luchasaurus, and BOOTS JB! Silver drags JB up, whips him to ropes, and he back drops JB! Silver double guns but JB puts him on the apron. JB elbows Silver, triangle jumps but into a GAMANGIRI!

Silver CANNONBALS Luchasaurus, then stares Christian down. Silver flexes, but JB DIVES! Silver blocks to suplex! Reynolds DIVES, TOPE BRAINBUSTER! Silver gets JB up and into the ring as fans fire up! Cover, TWO!

AEW goes picture in picture, Silver keeps cool, and Silver drags JB up. Silver KICKS JB down, but JB drags himself up to CHOP back. Silver DECKS JB, tags Reynolds in, and Reynolds drags JB up to whip into the corner. JB bounces off buckles, Reynolds drags him back up, but JB hits back with body shots! JB forearms, CHOPS and repeat, but Reynolds waistlocks. JB switches, Silver tags in as JB rolls Reynolds, and Silver drags JB off to POWERBOMB him onto Reynolds’ knees! Cover, TWO! JB survives but Silver keeps cool. Silver drags JB up, throws haymakers, then bumps him off buckles.

Silver turns JB around to TOSS him across the ring! Silver flexes, drags JB over, and Reynolds tags in to springboard elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Reynolds tags Silver back in, Silver wraps on a chinlock and grinds JB down. JB endures, fights up, and throws elbows. Silver cranks the hold but JB keeps fighting. Silver KICKS JB down, but JB gets up to CHOP! And CHOP! Silver ROCKS JB with a right, KICKS him back down, then stands on JB in the corner. Silver drags JB up, suplexes, but JB slips out! AEW returns to single picture as JB ducks and hot tags Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus rallies on Silver & Reynolds, BOOT for Reynolds, and then he puts them in opposite corner.

Luchasaurus runs to back elbow Silver, then back elbow Reynolds, then back to Silver! Reynolds dodges but Luchasaurus DOUBLE LARIATS them down! Fans fire up with Luchasaurus, he sees Silver stagger up. Choke grip, but Reynold gets up to save Silver from the slam! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Reynolds, reverse choke grips, then CHOKE SLAMS Silver onto Reynolds! Cover, TWO!! The Dark Order survives but JB tags in. Luchasaurus scoops Silver but Silver slips out! SUPERKICK for Luchasaurus, Silver spins JB to ROCK him with a forearm! Silver dumps Luchasaurus out, then he tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order focus on JB, Reynolds climbs as Silver Electric Chair Lifts JB. JB slips off to shove Silver into Reynolds! GERMAN SUPLEX to Silver, JB ROCKS Reynolds! JB goes up, Reynolds fights him, and Silver is back up! Silver goes up after JB but JB resists the Super German! Luchasaurus gets in, he gets Silver up! Silver fights while JB CLUBS Reynolds. Silver fights his way back to the corner! They all link up, TWOWER OF DOOM!! Powerbomb, German Suplex AND Superplex, all at once! Fans are thunderous for this one! A standing count starts but the teams regroup. Silver PENALTY KICKS Luchasaurus! JB SUPERKICKS Silver!

Reynolds pops JB up for a KNEE! Luchasaurus is back up, Reynolds dodges to SUPERKICK! Dark Order SUPERKICK ENZIGURI COMBO! SHOTGUN from Silver! JB gets up, he runs in but Silver dodges! Corner ROUNDHOUSE, ROLLING ELBOW, ENZIGURIU, STUNNER, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!?!? The Beaver Boy Blitz didn’t finish this off and no one can believe it! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Christian is worried for his guys, JB BOOTS Reynolds back! JB puts Silver out, but Reynolds shoves him to ropes, COMEBACKER! Silver runs at Luchasaurus but is put on the other side of the corner!

Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Silver, JB runs over to FLYING RANA! Silver falls on Evil Uno! Luchasaurus rolls to SPIKE-RANA Reynolds! JB uses Luchasaurus for the boost, DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!?! Now Reynolds shocks us all! JB tags Luchasaurus and they get Reynolds up. Scoop, but Reynolds slips off! Silver gets on the apron, Luchasaurus BOOTS him! JB gets Reynolds up, back suplex to a gut wrench, JURASSIC CUTTER! JB DIVES to take out Silver! Luchasaurus covers, Jurassic Express wins!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Reynolds & Silver proved why they were a top five tag team, but Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus just proved why they’re THE tag team in AEW! Will Jurassic Express stay on track as they continue to roll through the tag division?


My Thoughts:

A wild episode of Rampage here from top to bottom. Trent VS Cole was a great opener, even with the overbooking of their factions brawling and distracting. Cole cheating to win keeps Trent strong, and the Mixed Tag on Dynamite is going to be great stuff. Statlander’s team losing because of the dysfunction between her and Leyla was pretty much a given, but it was still a good Six Woman Tag match. I’ve said this for Elevation and Dark but I really feel like Vickie should become the manager to Ford & Bunny and they should join them to expand the Vicious Vixens faction officially. And we got a good vignette to hype up Rosa VS Mercedes, that match will be great stuff.

Of course Spears a win, but his promo was the real point of the moment. He insults Wardlow while calling out Punk, this is just all the more reason for Wardlow to turn on The Pinnacle. We got a good promo from The Men of the Year because Lambert didn’t say anything, but I feel like it’s a mistake for Scorpio to say he’ll wait for Sammy VS Cody to happen. I’m pretty sure a lot of Cody staying away is because Go Big Show is happening right now, so that means Scorpio is going to be waiting a long time for the “undisputed” TNT Championship match to happen. Starks calling out Lethal only for Lethal to call him out was great, and Starks VS Lethal is going to be a great FTW title match.

And then the AEW World Tag Team Championship match was an awesome main event. Both teams got so much in, and this was a great first win for Jurassic Express to retain the titles. They’re going to have a great string of these, and at this point, I feel like the only ones on a level to dethrone them are the Young Bucks, reDRagon or Santana & Ortiz. Santana & Ortiz might be the team that need it most, too, as they really have been on standby while doing Inner Circle related stories. Those were all great stories, but the only ones really standing out from those were Jericho and Sammy. Proud ‘n’ Powerful should definitely challenge Jurassic Express at Revolution and win.

My Score: 8.7/10


Powered by RedCircle


Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

Sports

Entertainment

Sports Entertainment

Advertisement

Buy A Chairshot T-Shirt!

Chairshot Radio Network

Trending