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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/26/21)

HPW hears from Link and Gandondorf!

Published

3 years ago

May 26, 2021

Steven Mitchell

HPW talks with the Hero of Hyrule and Gerudo Ace, via video chat?

Well, it makes sense these two wouldn’t really want to be in the same room together. With King Nicolas Foolyere at the HPW HQ, Link in his room at home and Ganondorf sitting in a throne, they have a meeting via Skope.

Foolyere of course starts by welcoming both Link and Ganondorf to this video meeting, and knows they must’ve been surprised by management’s decision to want this match for Gut Check Rock. Ganondorf sarcastically says, “No, it’s great hearing about this from social media instead of an official email, or a phone call, or even a damn text message! But go ahead, make a decision like this without consulting the top star in the entire company, the best in the world today, not to mention your champion over there.” Foolyere does apologize for that, and will make sure they reverse the order next time.

Foolyere explains that this match idea came about because Ganondorf and Zelda helped keep things fair in Link VS Hilda for the Triforce Championship. And if not for Zelda needing to defend her Goddess Championship, this might’ve even been a Trios Match. Ganondorf says that he didn’t rush out there at Great Hyrule Forest to help Link but to get even with “the bastard who turned my headdress into a grade school art project.” And he doesn’t appreciate HPW forcing this match on him. He’d rather take on all three of “HeR gRaCe” and her goobers at the same time!

Foolyere says that wouldn’t be wise for him, and therefore not a good move on HPW’s part. Says the GM who let these cheaters get to the end of the tournament and literally handpick which one of them was getting the title shot! Foolyere says that was another decision of the upper management, his hands were tied.

Link starts to speak, but we can’t hear him? Wait, did he not unmute his mic? Foolyere does his best to tell him to turn his mic on, and Link does, and Foolyere asks he repeat what he said. Ganondorf says there’s no need, he can read lips so he knows what Link said. And as much as Ganondorf doesn’t want to admit it, he agrees with Link on Hilda, Yuga and Ravio all deserving punishment for what they’ve done. But Ganondorf vows this is the one and only time he’s teaming with Link! Foolyere says that’s all it should take.

So there you have it! Will Link and Ganondorf really be able to coexist? And even if they can, will they be ready for all the tricks and schemes Hilda and her henchmen have up their proverbial sleeves?

My Thoughts:

This was pretty straightforward: Ganondorf doesn’t want to team with Link, Link says it is for a common goal, so Ganondorf reluctantly agrees. I mostly thought it was a good story beat to have this be a meeting that wasn’t in person, the “mic mishap” being a clever way to keep Link from being heard speaking because that’s his schtick. Link and Ganondorf makes a great team, the semi-filler tag match they’re having is going to be a great one.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/1/24)

The Gerudo Sisterhood is (not) fine.

Published

18 hours ago

May 1, 2024

Steven Mitchell

Mayday! Mayday!

The Triforce Anniversary did not go their way, and now The Gerudo Sisterhood sits down to talk it out. Will things (not) be okay again?

The Gerudo Sisterhood meet up.

In Gerudo Town, Riju sits in the throne room, Buliara by her side. Aveil, Nabooru and Urbosa arrive together. Riju asks where Tali and Shabonne are, and Aveil says she has no idea. Nabooru and Urbosa also don’t know, no one’s heard from either all month. Did she go back to sand seal racing? Nabooru checked around the track, checked the Great Dunes, no one there had seen her, either. Is Tali feeling that guilty about the spear? Everyone watched the tape back, it was by accident, she has nothing to feel bad about.

The group argues about that a bit. Tali went out there when she wasn’t supposed to. And even if it was an accident, she should still apologize, shouldn’t she? That’s a good point. Well, for now, they’ll just have to wait until Tali comes to them. For now, everyone needs to turn their attention to what’s coming: ThunderStruck.

The Gerudo Sisterhood double check the match card.

An Open Challenge for the Death Mountain Championship starts things off. Nabooru and Aveil tried to get that spot, but it seems someone already called their shot. Who do they think it was? Urbosa says, “Does it really matter? The Sisterhood will be right on the heels of the winner either way.” The others are all for that. Then The Dark Forces seem to be making moves. Cia has Ganon by her side, but who will Ruto have? Between Fin Balure and Bad Croc Scaly, she’s got strong choices, and Arrow Club could even parlay this tag match into a shot at the Termina Championship.

How’d Arrow Club figure out how to avoid Blood & Thunder this year? That’s anyone’s guess, but watching the UnderWorld Order battle it out with the rest of the Dark Forces will be just as much fun for the Sisterhood as it will be for the HPW Trios Champs. Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Zant and Wizzro aren’t exactly the friendliest bunch, but hopefully they give ReDead, Scaldera, Gomess & Death Sword the beating they deserve for all their underhanded moves. And it’d keep them from getting another chance at the HPW Trios titles at that.

The sore spot is the Triforce World Championship match. Yunobo has his shot at the title, and again Tali’s involvement in the Triple Threat cost the Sisterhood. But Link’s a three-time HPW Triforce Champion for a reason. For one, he won the Hyrule Warriors match, and he won the Eventide Challenge. Buliara points out that the other reason is that he lost the title along the way. If things come in threes, then will he lose a third time? Personally, Riju hopes not. She only survived that Beat the Clock Challenge against Link, and wants to settle things in a proper match. That’s also something the Sisterhood can get behind.

There’s thunder in the distance and they all look out the window to see a storm rolling across the desert. Thundra Plateau awaits, but who will rumble their way to victory?

My Thoughts:

Hooray for a hype article! Just imagine this as a really cool vignette video you’d see a major company put out. Also, I did need to keep the story of the Gerudo Sisterhood going, don’t want that slipping through the cracks. I’m feeling some intrigue as we move deeper into the Spring, this should be fun.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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David Ungar

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