AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/16/22)
St. Patrick’s Day Slam returns!
Will there be gold at the end of this Dynamite?
Two AEW titles are on the line! Wardlow cashes in his Face of the Revolution opportunity, and Thunder Rosa gets Britt Baker inside a STEEL CAGE!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Hangman Page & Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & reDRagon; Cole & reDRagon win.
- Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta w/ Best Friends; Moxley & Bryan win.
- AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Dan Lambert VS Wardlow; Scorpio wins and retains the title.
- The Hardy Boyz VS Private Party; The Hardy Boyz win.
- AEW Women’s World Championship Steel Cage Match: Britt Baker VS Thunder Rosa; Rosa wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: Hangman Page & Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & reDRagon!
The AEW World Champion teams up with the AEW World Tag Team Champions against their common enemies! Will the Cowboy, Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus bring some serious #ChampionSh*t down on Cole, Kyle & Fish? Or will the self-proclaimed paragons of pro-wrestling take an undisputed shortcut to title opportunities?
The trios sort out and JB starts against Cole. Fans rally, the two tie up and Cole kicks low. Cole ROCKS JB, bumps him off buckles, then wrenches and whips corner to corner. JB reveres, gets around, and he avoids the Pele! Cole avoids the blindside, but JB avoids the Boom! Cole blocks the superkick, but JB breaks the waistlock to CHOP and go up, up, only for Cole to break the grip! JB shoulders into Cole, slingshots up and over to run and RANA! Then dropkick! JB kips up and fans fire up while reDRagon is furious! JB drags Cole up, wrenches, but Cole knees low. Cole bumps JB off buckles, tags in Fish, and Fish wrenches JB’s arm to a wristlock.
JB rolls, ROCKS Fish, then wrenches back. Tag to Luchasaurus and JB whips Fish for the CHOP! Luchasaurus CHOPS Cole as he gets in, but Kyle dodges to BOOT! Kyle runs, into a CHOP! Luchasaurus choke grips Kyle, but Cole saves Kyle from the choke slam. So Luchasaurus goes to the apron, but Fish sweeps the legs! Hangman protests but the ref keeps him back. Fish POSTS Luchasaurus, the ring count is climbing, and Fish stomps Luchasaurus. Fish stands Luchasaurus up to ROCK him, then put him in the ring. Fish cravats to snapmare and chinlock. Fans rally for Luchasaurus as he endures, but Fish tags Kyle.
reDRagon mugs Luchasaurus, Kyle throws knees then KICKS Luchasaurus to the corner. Kyle fires off body shots and KICKS, then tags Cole. Cole wraps Luchasaurus’ leg on the ropes, the ref counts and Cole lets off. Fish gets a cheap shot, then Cole dropkicks the legs out. Tag to Fish, he fires off hands, but Luchasaurus hits back. Fish KICKS the leg out and tags to Kyle. Fans rally but Kyle figure fours the leg for a modified toehold and TWIST! Luchasaurus clutches his leg, Kyle kicks him around. Fish gets his cheap shots in again, but Kyle KICKS Luchasaurus. Tag to Fish, Kyle whips him in, but into a BOOT! Luchasaurus KNEES Kyle, then DECKS Cole!
reDRagon double KICK, but Luchasaurus DOUBL ELARIATS! Hot tag to Hangman! The world champion rallies on everyone, BOOT for Fish and TRIANGLE LARIAT for Cole! Scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM for Fish! Hangman kipos up to PLANCHA Kyle & Cole! LARIAT for Fish, DIVE for Cole & Kyle! Fans are thunderous for Hangman and he waits on Fish. POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Fish survives but Hangman loads up on the apron! Slingshot, but Fish bails out! Fish regroups with Cole & Kyle, JB tags in. JB builds speed and Hangman gets down, JB FLIES out onto Cole & reDRagon! JB puts Fish in, goes up the corner, but Kyle distracts!
JB CLUBS Kyle and Luchasaurus BOOTS him! Cole tries, Hangman BOOTS Cole! Hangman and Luchasaurus climb up to join JB, fans fire up as we get a TRIPLE MOONSAULT!! Cover, TWO!! Fish survives and San Antonio loses their minds but JB hurries to get Fish back up. JB CHOPS, Fish throws a body shot. JB CHOPS again, Kyle gets in! The ref is busy, Cole gets a cheap shot in! JB swipes at Cole but gets a PELE! Fish TACKLES JB to the corner, tag to Kyle! Kyle forearm smashes, Fish KNEES, Kyle KNEES! Feed to Fish’s BACKBREAKER, KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO!! JB survives and fans rally as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Kyle drags JB up, wrenches his arm but JB throws haymakers. Kyle wrenches again, JB throws forearms. Kyle hammerlocks the arm, RAMS him into the corner, and then tags in Cole. Cole and Kyle mug JB, then Cole drags JB up, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cole is annoyed, but he drags JB up. JB throws body shots but Cole CLUBS him down! Cole drags JB around to tag in Fish. They mug JB, then Fish throws knees. Fish snapmares JB by the ropes, then goes out to slingshot senton back in! Fish taunts Luchasaurus, then drags JB up. JB throws more body shots, but Fish KNEES him down! Fish has JB on the apron, drags him back over to the corner, and Kyle tags in.
The mugging continues, JB fights back! JB CHOPS, Kyle KICKS and SLAPS and KNEES and KICKS, to then sweep the legs! Kyle taunts Luchasaurus before he drags JB up. Kyle wrenches the arm to an ELBOW BREAKER, then slips around and spins JB to a snapmare. Kyle has a top wristlock but JB endures. JB tries to hit back but Kyle makes the hold into a cobra clutch. JB fights up, throws body shots, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Kyle KNES, shoves, COMEBACKER from JB! Hot tag to Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus rallies on reDRagon! BOOT for Fish, TOSS for Kyle! Luchasaurus fires off, then GERMAN SUPELXES!
Cole gets in, Luchasaurus ducks the kick to kip up and TAIL WHIP! Choke grip for Kyle, CHOKE SLAM! Choke grip for Fish, CHOKE SLAM onto Kyle! STANDING MOONSAULT for them both! Cover, TWO!! reDRagon survives and Luchasaurus grows frustrated. Luchasaurus stalks Kyle and fans rally up. Kyle KICKS back, BOOTS Hangman, then DECKS JB! Luchasaurus ROCKS Kyle with an uppercut! Electric Chair Lift, JB goes up! Kyle slips off, JB leaps, Cole SUPERKICKS him outta the air! Kyle drags Luchasaurus down, HEEL HOOK! Fish intercepts Hangman for a GUILLOTINE! Hangman DUMPS Fish out, Cole GUILLOTINES! But Hangman SLAMS Cole onto Kyle!
Luchasaurus is free and fans fire up again! Luchasaurus and Kyle crawl, hot tag to the Adams! Hangman and Cole get right in each other’s face, then the haymakers start flying! Hangman gets the edge, Cole BOOTS back! Hangman spins, into a BOOT! But he ducks the Superkick to DEADEYE!! Fish KICKS Hangman Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Fish! Kyle AX ‘n” SMASH for Luchasaurus, JB with the TORANDO DDT! Cole BOOTS JB, Hangman LARIATS Cole! Hangman has Luchasaurus and JB regroup with him, they get Cole and Kyle up in Electric Chairs! JB get the assist, up and up and DOUBLE DOOMSDAY!!! Cover, Fish breaks it in time!
Fish baits Luchasaurus in and dumps him out! “This is Awesome!” as Fish hurries to get Cole to the corner. Fish tags in, Hangman BOOTS him! Tag to JB, JB slingshots and CLOBBERS Fish! Mule kick for Kyle, forearms for Fish! JB whips, Fish reverses, COMEBACK- NO! Fish fireman’s carries, but JB slips off to shove Fish! Cole tags in, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! THE BOOM!! Cover, Cole’s team wins!
Winners: Adam Cole & reDRagon, by pinfall
The undisputed trio just beat the champions! Does this mean they’re ALL getting title opportunities as AEW enters the Spring?
Backstage interview with Keith Lee and Team Taz.
Everyone here has agreed to a no contact rule for this interview. Keith Lee VS Max Caster is this Friday on Rampage, but Ricky Starks says Keith must be part Irish. This is lucky timing because it saves Keith from an ass whooping! Now, Starks thought he’d be the bigger man letting Keith know how things work, but Keith decided to do things his way. That’s why Team Taz went and whooped him. Hobbs knows Keith knows about that spinebuster. So if Keith shows up again, the same thing happens! They will stomp him out! Oh, like when Keith knocked Starks out like a bitch? See y’all Friday. The Limitless One will not be told what to do, but will Starks make absolutely sure to follow through?
Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta w/ Best Friends!
The Maniac and American Dragon may not be the best of friends, but they are the best combination of the best brawler and the best wrestler. But will they continue to do their best and climb up the AEW Tag Division ranks? Or will they be bested by The Kentucky Gentleman and The Decoder?
The teams sort out and Moxley just attacks Chuck! Bryan goes after Yuta, the bel rings, and Bryan CHOPS! Then CHOPS again! Bryan EuroUppers Yuta, whips, then kitchen sink knees! Tag to Moxley, they mug Yuta, and Moxley gets Yuta up for a BIG suplex! Cover, ONE! Moxley drags Yuta up to CHOP him! And CHOP again! Moxley digs his forearm sin, tags Bryan, and they mug Yuta some more. Bryan bumps Yuta off buckles, CHOPS him again, but Yuta CHOPS back! Bryan wrenches Yuta’s neck to headbutt him down! And KICK him, too! Bryan wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER!
Tag to Moxley, he throws body shots then he CLUBS Yuta, and CLAWS his back! Moxley throws knees, snapmares Yuta down, then runs to PENALTY KICK! Tag to Bryan, Moxley stomps Yuta then Bryan drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Bryan looms over Yuta while fans rally up. Bryan wrenches, has a wristlock, but Yuta rolls. Bryan wrangles Yuta back down, isolates the arm and STMOPS it! Then KCIKS Yuta in the back! Bryan wrenches, has the wristlock again, but Yuta rolls and handsprings and arm-drags! Yuta dropkicks Bryan down, then tags in Chuck! Chuck DECKS Mox, fires off on Bryan, forearms and CHOPS!
Chuck whips, Bryan reverses but Chuck DECKS Mox! Chuck BOOTS Bryan, then PLANCHAS Moxley! Chuck get sin, dodges Bryan, and arm-drags to a HALF CRAB! Bryan endures, tags to Moxley, and Moxley KICKS Chuck down! Moxley drags Chuck up and HOTSHOTS him off the ropes! Bryan fetches Chuck to whip him into railing! Bryan puts Chuck in, Moxley stomps Chuck’s hand, then digs his boots in at the corner. The ref counts, Moxley apologizes, then drags Chuck up to CHOP! Chuck CHOPS, so Moxley CHOPS again! Chuck CHOPS, Mox DECKS him! Tag to Bryan, and they split the wishbone!
Bryan aims and KICKS Chuck down! Bryan gets the legs, ties them up, and fans rally as Bryan sits on the figure four, before the MUTA LOCK! Tag to Moxley, he basement dropkicks! Moxley CHOPS Chuck to a corner, CHOPS again, then digs his forearms in. The ref reprimands, Moxley puts Chuck up top. Moxley goes up, CLUBS away on Chuck, then brings him up for a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Mox has the double wristlock as Dynamite goes picture in picture!
Chuck endures, Moxley cranks the arm, but Chuck gets up and throws elbows. Chuck runs but into a drop toehold! Tag to Bryan, Moxley keeps Chuck down and Moxley runs to drop a knee! Bryan clamps on a chinlock and stretches Chuck back against the knee. Chuck endures, fights up, but Bryan gets the arms for a motorcycle stretch. Chuck still endures, fights up, but Bryan kicks him first! Bryan EuroUppers Chuck, tags in Mox, and Moxley runs to DECK Yuta! Moxley comes back to fire off on Chuck and dig his boots in! The ref counts, Moxley lets off at 4, then he drags Chuck up for a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Chuck survives but Moxley drags him away! Mox turns Chuck over for an STF! Chuck endures, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Moxley lets off to get a facelock. Chuck throws body shots but Moxley headbutts him! Bryan gets a headbutt in before Moxley forearms in the corner. Tag to Bryan, he brings Chuck out for a SNAP HALF HATCH! Bryan soaks up the cheers as Chuck gets to a corner. Bryan runs in but Chuck dodges! Bryan dropkicks buckles, Chuck DECKS Moxley! Bryan anchors Chuck to keep him from Yuta, and tags in Moxley! Moxley drops an elbow and clamps on a facelock as Dynamite returns to single picture.
Chuck fights up and fans rally, but Moxley ROCKS Chuck with a forearm. Moxley runs corner to corner, into a SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Hot tag to Yuta! Yuta dropkicks Moxley down! And then atomic drop to an ENZIGURI! Yuta runs corner to corner FLYING FOERARM! Yuta goes up, leaps, but Moxley gets under! Moxley ROCKS Yuta, but Yuta rewinds, into a LARIAT from Moxley! Moxley suplexes, Yuta slips out to GERMAN SUPELX! Bridging cover, TWO! Moxley gets free but Yuta CHOPS him and forearms in the corner, on repeat! Yuta fires off more forearms, but Bryan distract shim. Moxley gets a CUTTER!
Tag to Bryan, Moxley picks Yuta up and Bryan runs, HART ATTACK! Cover, but Chuck breaks it! Moxley throws Chuck out but Chuck drags Moxley out to throw into railing! Chuck tries but Moxley fights out of the piledriver to BITE Chucks’ face! Then a PARADIGM SHIFT tot he floor! Bryan gives Yuta YES KICKS over and over! Bryan wants Yuta to show him what he’s got and Yuta just leans into the kicks! Yuta ducks the buzzsaw and fires off forearms! Moxley gets in, he gets forearms! Moxley shoves, gets around Yuta, SNAP SAIDO! Bryan brings Yuta up, IVERTED SHOULDER CAPTURE! Bridging cover, TWO!!
Bryan grins, he likes the fight in Yuta! Fans fire up for Yuta, Bryan sees him getting up, and Bryan shakes Yuta’s hand. Before getting both hands, and he tags Moxley in. Bryan still fires off DANIELSON STOMPS! Moxley then drags Yuta into the BULLY CHOKE!! Yuta taps, Moxley & Bryan win!
Winners: Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson, by pinfall
Another win for the perfect combination of technique and fury! Regal goes to join his men, and then to everyone’s surprise, Yuta gets back in the ring with them! Yuta offers a handshake to the great Regal, but Regal SLAPS him! Yuta doesn’t back off, but Moxley and Bryan are there to support Regal. Regal tells Yuta to get a bit more seasoning, and then they’ll talk again. Is the Decoder looking to jump ship?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Tony Schiavone says the last time we saw Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, they fired Tully Blanchard! Cash says that didn’t come easy, but it’s something they’ve talked about for awhile. Tully was checked out. When they won the AEW World Tag Team Championships, Tully was laser focused. But after losing those titles, Tully seemed to lose focus. When you lose focus, you lose your job. Schiavone knows there aren’t too many who respect Tully more than FTR. But in walk the Young Bucks. Nick Jackson says, “Look at this. FTR and the Young Bucks, in the same room again.” Matt says talking about making changes, firing managers, maybe just fire your stylist and your barber, too.
But no matter what, they could get the best in the world and it won’t change anything. Because deep down, they’ll still be the second best team in AEW. Happy St. Patty’s Day, boys. Laters. Will FTR look to refocus and get revenge on the Bucks?
The Acclaimed speak.
Max Caster says, “Yo, listen. This Friday, main event of Rampage, it’s Platinum Max, the best wrestler alive, against Keith Lee. And they say you’re limitless, Lee? Well I’m no limits on the mic. I’m a no limits solider!” Bowens says Caster will beat Keith’s Cleveland Jr. lookin’ ass ALL over San Antonio! Because everyone loves the Acclaimed! But then Team Taz walk in. Starks says Caster has a big opportunity on Rampage. Starks wants them to know that it is their duty to do what Team Taz have tried to do. All these new guys coming in, trying to steal from “us,” put ’em down! Put ’em out!
But then Swerve walks in and confronts Starks. Starks doesn’t like people stealing spotlights, huh? Then what about Swerve main eventing Rampage, getting his first win in AEW, and turning Fridays into “Whose house?” “SEWRVE’S HOUSE!” And that’s real. Swerve heads out, but Caster says, “Isn’t that guy a rapper?” Will The Acclaimed do what Team Taz tells ’em? Or will Keith and Swerve be the ones telling everybody how things go?
The Jericho Appreciation Society heads to the ring!
Talk about Judas! Le Champion betrayed Santana & Ortiz all because they sided with Eddie Kingston! So now, Jericho has reimagined the Inner Circle with Daniel Garcia and 2Point0! Matt Lee gets the mic to say, “You guys love that song, don’t ya?! You guys love it! You love getting in on all the fun! Well y’know who you have to thank for that song? Y’know who allows you to sing it? This man right here, Chris Jericho.” Mike is saying right now, there’d be no Judas! No singalongs! No nothing! And that is why Chris Jericho is a better man than him.
Jeff Parker says that is also why Jericho deserves to be praised and idolized! Not only for Jericho’s contributions in this industry, but for his contributions as a human being! So without any further ado, the Influencer, The Big One, Chris Jericho! Jericho takes the mic and says, “Think about this. The earth has been around for four and a half BILLION years, and yet you are lucky enough to be alive during the Chris Jericho Era. How fortunate are you, right? You’re welcome for that.”
And for over 30 years, we’ve lived vicariously through Jericho as he takes us through five star classic matches, riveting promos, angles and stories we’ll never forget. Hell, Jericho even builds companies, including AEW! If there was no Jericho, there’d be no AEW! He helped build this company, carried it on his back in the first three months. No Jericho, no us, you’re welcome. But instead of praising Jericho, we under-minded him, insulted him on social media, it’s all very hurtful. We have the greatest total package in the history of this business, and we don’t appreciate him! We don’t, the roster doesn’t, the Inner Circle never did.
Sammy Guevara walked out, Santana & Ortiz disrespected him, and Eddie Kingston had the audacity to embarrass Jericho on PPV by making him tap out! Fans cheer for Eddie Kingston and Jericho says they can do that all they want, no one is coming out here ever again. Those guys didn’t appreciate Jericho, but this team does. That is why they are the Jericho Appreciation Society! They appreciate each other because they realized that they can’t relate to the rest of the roster. They aren’t like the rest of the roster. Those guys are all pro-wrestlers. A pro-wrestler has never been legendary, never been a millionaire. The only reason Jericho got there is because he’s a sports entertainer!
Jericho will say it again! He is a SPORTS ENTERTAINER! Daniel Garcia says he has to get this off his chest. If Jericho is going to stand here and call himself a Sports Entertainer… then Garcia will be one, too! He is Daniel Garcia, he is a SPORTS ENTERTAINER! The epitome of a sports entertainer, too! Jericho says Garcia is the Mask of the Red Death! More horrifying than anything Edgar Allen Poe could ever think of! And Garcia appreciates Jericho because a group on January 6th, 2019, “a group independent wrestlers were in a terrible car crash in Buffalo. One of them shattered his tibia, his fibula, they said he would never walk again, they said he’d never wrestle again.”
Jericho heard about this, and though he never met them, he donated thousands of dollars to their recover. And not only did that man recover from those injuries, he walked and returned to tis business. That was Daniel Garcia right here. Garcia appreciates Jericho. Then there’s 2point0. By the way, that’s a dumb name from bad creative, you’ll never hear it again. No made up names here in the JAS! Use your real names! Daniel Garcia, Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, and now these two will use their real names from now on! “Daddy Magic” Matt Menard, and “Cool Hand Ange” Angelo Parker!
Why do these two appreciate him? A year ago, Jericho got a call from former best friend Kevin (Steen/Owens), and he wanted some help for his good buddies who got fired. Could they be on Talk is Jericho to get a job? Jericho brought these two to his house, even though he’d never met them before, and at the end of that podcast, he saw these guys had passion and desire. And look what happened! AEW hires them, they’re here, that’s why they appreciate Jericho! And of course, the big man right here, the ride-or-die, Jake Hager! He’s had Jericho’s back since 2010! They’ve traveled the world together, broke bread together, and Hager even saved Jericho’s life in Dubai!
Hager is the one man Jericho can trust. Closest adviser, closest confidant, the hand of the king! And so, hand of the king, tell ’em who we are! “We are the J A S! And we beat up pro-wrestlers!” Jericho says there you have it. The newest reinvention of the last true genius in this business! And remember this date, 3/16/22! This is the day that the new era begins in AEW! The Era of the Sports Entertainer! This is the Jericho Appreciation Society, and that? That’s entertainment. Their mission statement has been delivered, who will be the first pro-wrestlers that they beat up?
Serena Deeb speaks.
“So look who decided to come out of hiding. Shida, welcome back. Last week you said the whole time you were in rehab in Japan, you thought about me, Serena Deeb. Oh my gosh, how flattering that is to hear. But to be honest, Shida, I didn’t think about you once. You have my undivided attention again. Remember what happened last time you walked down that path, Shida?! IF you think that you thought about me obsessively during your rehab, just imagine how much you’ll think about me when the Professor is responsible for ending your career!”
AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Dan Lambert VS Wardlow!
The first Face of the Revolution meets the newest Face of the Revolution! Scorpio took this title off Sammy Guevara after taking advantage of, well, a lot. And speaking of which, Lambert’s wearing the spare belt! Paige VanZant and her husband, Austin Vanderford, are also part of the posse, will American Top Team play a factor again? Or will the Maestro of Mayhem play the swan song of Scorpio’s one week title reign?
The introductions are made, the title Scorpio wears is raised, and we see who will truly be the Face of TNT!
Fans rally for Wardlow as he stares down with Scorpio. They approach and Scorpio realizes the height difference as well as the fan support difference. They tie up, Scorpio headlocks, but Wardlow powers up and TOSSES Scorpio away! Scorpio get to a corner, Lambert coaches him, but Wardlow just waits on Scorpio. They circle, tie up and Scorpio KICKS and fires off hands! Scorpio even clinches and BITES Wardlow in the corner! The ref reprimands, Scorpio lets off, Wardlow RAMS Scorpio to the other corner! Wardlow rams his shoulder in, uppercuts, repeat! Wardlow then carries Scorpio for a SPINEBUSTER!
Scorpio bails out, Wardlow pursues! VanZant gets in the way, but then Vanderford steps up. Wardlow doesn’t sweat either, they kiss to show off, but Wardlow clinches Vanderford! Scorpio WRECKS Wardlow to save his American Top Team friends, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Scorpio drags Wardlow up to RAM him into the apron! Wardlow gets in the ring but Scorpio stalks him to a corner. Scorpio stomps Wardlow down, digs his knee in, but the ref counts. Scorpio lets off, Wardlow goes to another corner, and Scorpio RAMS his shoulder in! Scorpio throws forearms, but he has to shake his arm out. Scorpio KICKS a leg, Wardlow hobbles and flounders, but Scorpio stalks him to another corner. Scorpio throws body shots, digs his forearms in, then climbs up to rain down fists!
The ref counts, Scorpio hops down to CHOP! But Wardlow just turns it around to CHOP and CHOP back! Wardlow seethes, hobbles a bit, but Scorpio rakes his eyes! Scorpio puts Wardlow in a corner, puts him in the ropes and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Scorpio lets off at 4, then waits on Wardlow. Scorpio KICKS Wardlow in the side, then paces to soak up the heat. Scorpio throws heavy body shots, then pulls on Wardlow’s beard to ROCK him with a haymaker. Scorpio keeps on Wardlow but Wardlow counter punches! Scorpio KICKS the bad leg! Wardlow falls over, Scorpio drops an elbow! Cover, ONE!!
Scorpio is upset but Lambert coaches him on. Scorpio scrapes his soles on Wardlow’s face, then digs a knee in the corner again. The ref counts, Scorpio lets off and soaks up more heat. Wardlow swipes at Lambert but Lambert tells him, “Up yours!” Scorpio fires haymakers in the corner to sit Wardlow back down. The ref counts, Scorpio lets off, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Scorpio talks trash, saying he’s still the Face of the Revolution. But Wardlow choke grips! Scorpio kicks the bad leg, fires off forearms, then catches his breath. Wardlow reverse the whip to clinch and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly!
Wardlow gets Scorpio back up, ANOTHER Belly2Belly! American Top Team is getting worried and Scorpio goes to the apron. Wardlow hurries over but into a HOTSHOT! Scorpio slingshots but Wardlow blocks the cutter! He shoves Scorpio to a corner and CLUBS him! Then has him for- NO, Scorpio fights the bomb! Scorpio goes to fireman’s carry but Wardlow slips off! Pop-up SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up with Wardlow and he fights through the pain! Wardlow drags Scorpio up, reels him in, and POWERBOMB! That’s only the opening note! Fans want “One More Time!” so Wardlow obliges! SECOND POWERBOMB!
Wardlow is feeling it now, and so is San Antonio! American Top Team is scared for Scorpio as Wardlow gets him up for the THIRD POWERBOMB! And then roll right into- No, Lambert distracts on the apron! Wardlow scares him off with a glare, but Scorpio gets out to end the symphony. Wardlow goes out to get Scorpio up, and decides to keep this going! But then here comes Shawn Spears! The Chair Man has two chairs! Scorpio gets in the ring as Wardlow glares and dares Spears to do something. But Spears stays back, for MJF to attack from behind! MJF hides his slimy ass and Wardlow flounders into the ring! Scorpio rolls Wardlow up, and wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
And now Vanderford rains down forearms on Wardlow over nearly getting bombed earlier! MJF gets in and laughs as he has the Dynamite Diamond Ring on his pinkie. Scorpio drags Wardlow up for MJF, but Wardlow fights off Spears, Vanderford, and then has his eyes on MJF! MJF freaks out and runs, but Wardlow gets him by his pants! Wardlow reels MJF in, but Spears SMACKS Wardlow with the chair! And again! Vanderford locks on the sleeper! Spears mugs Wardlow as Lambert shouts, “That’s what you get!” Spears then lifts Wardlow up with the chair, and HEAD SHOTS him with the chair!
MJF pays Lambert, this was all part of the plan! MJF still wants Wardlow to get back up so MJF can get the last shot in! Somehow Wardlow stands up, for the DIAMOND PUNCH! Fans boo bur MJF grins as he stands on Wardlow. MJF says this is what Wardlow had coming to him, but will Wardlow just return it on MJF tenfold?
Backstage interview with Jade Cargill & Mark Sterling.
The AEW TBS Champion is on the cusp of a 30-0 undefeated streak. Alex Marvez wants to know- Sterling interrupts and he wants to know where Marvez’s green is on St. Patrick’s Day. This is preposterous! Isn’t Marvez worried about getting pinched? Though, perhaps that is a bit better than getting the Kiss of Doom from Jade. Speaking of, who is looking to be lucky number 30 with an opportunity? Jade says, “Opportunity? More like charity.” She’s done with this, and dares someone to step up to That Bitch Show. And Kiss of Doom! If they’re worth it. Who will take that gamble and go after Jade’s gold?
The Hardy Boyz VS Private Party!
Matt Hardy may have been betrayed by his proteges and kicked out of the faction he founded here, but Brother Nero came to his rescue! And now that the boys are reunited in AEW, will they teach Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy a thing or two about getting extreme?
The teams sort out and Matt starts against Quen. Fans are fired up as Matt and Quen approach. They feel things out, but Quen uses ropes as defense. Matt backs off, Quen comes back and Matt says, “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” Quen and Matt feel things out, Quen gives the thumbs down like he did last week! So Matt fires off haymakers on the ingrate! Kassidy gets in to club Matt, Jeff gets in to CLOBBER Kassidy! Matt RAMS Quen into a corner, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then YANKS it again. ELBOW BREAKER after ELBOW BREAKER, then tag to Jeff! Fans fire up, Jeff goes up and drops ax handles!
The Hardys double whip, double elbow, then senton and fist drop! Kassidy gets in, but the Hardys dodge him to double kick and double whip him to a corner! They set up, POETRY IN MOTION! Fans fire up and Jeff blows them a kiss. Jeff gets Quen up, snapmares and then basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, “Let’s Go, Hardys!” Jeff clamps on a chinlock and grinds Quen down. Quen fights up, powers out, but Jeff runs Quen over! Jeff does his dance and fans love it! Things speed up again, Jeff blocks Quen’s hip toss to give a hip toss! Cover, ONE! Jeff drags Quen back as fans rally for “Brother Nero!”
Jeff whips Quen hard into the corner, tags in Matt, and then the Hardys DOUBLE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! cover, TWO! Matt drags Quen up to CLUB away on his neck, but Quen throws body shots. PELE! Quen and Matt go down and fans rally up as they crawl. Quen tags in Kassidy, they double whip Hardy and double elbow to SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kassidy talks trash on Matt, stomps him to a corner, then whips him corner to corner. Matt reverses, runs in but into an elbow. Kassidy goes up, Matt CLUBS him, and has him for a crucifix! But Kassidy slips off!
Kassidy dodges Matt, pie faces Jeff, then hurries to coordinate with Quen! They POST Matt up the middle! “No more kids for you!” Dynamite goes picture in picture as Private Party talks more trash.
Kassidy drags Matt to the floor, drags him up, and whips him into the railing! Kassidy sits with Matt to mockingly have a photo op before he CLUBS away! Kassidy drags Matt up to whip him into railing! Matt slumps to the floor, Kassidy takes another seat to talk some more trash. Kassidy then gets in the ring to tag Quen. Quen BOOTS Matt into the railing! Then digs his boot in! The ref goes out to stop Quen, and Hardy gets back in the ring. Quen hops over Matt to keep between him and Jeff while stomping away. Quen drags Matt up, whips him into Kassidy’s boot, then bumps him off it again and again! Quen copies the “DELETE!” buckle bumps!
Quen tags Kassidy, Kassidy chokes Matt on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Kassidy lets off, but Quen stands on Matt’s head! Jeff protests but the ref keeps him back, giving Private Party the opening to stomp away on Matt. Kassidy mocks Jeff’s finger pointing, then he throws body shots on Matt. Kassidy tags Quen, Kassidy snapmares Matt and Quen slingshot sentons! Quen drags Matt up for a chinlock but fans rally. Matt throws body shots, gets free, but he runs into a SLEEPER HOLD! Quen keeps Matt from Jeff, Dynamite returns to single picture, but Matt throws more body shots.
Quen CLUBS Matt, but runs into a clutch! Quen fights free, rakes eyes, then dropkicks Matt out of the ring! Quen taunts Jeff and distracts the ref, so Kassidy goes after Matt. Matt DECKS Kassidy! Quen runs and FLIES to take Matt out! Quen mocks the V1 and then drags Mat back into the ring. Cover, TWO!! Matt is still in this but Kassidy tags Quen. Kassidy drags Matt up, Quen is up top, DOUBLE STOMP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives again, but Kassidy stays between the Hardys. Kassidy kicks Matt, talks trash and rains down fists. Kassidy drags matt over, fires off body shots, then tags Quen.
Private Party stomp away on Matt, the ref counts and Quen brings Matt up for body shots! Fans rally for Jeff but Quen drags Matt up. Tag to Kassidy, Kassidy mocks Jeff’s dance! Quen sets up, PARTY IN MOTION, turns into a SIDE EFFECT! Matt slams Kassidy on Quen, and he hurries over, hot tag to Jeff! Jeff rallies on Kassidy, atomic drop to the leg splitting leg drop! Basement dropkick! Elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Jeff hurries to get around Kassidy, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, to the LEG CLUTCH! Cover, TWO!! Kassidy slips out but Jeff drags him up. Jeff reels Kassidy in, GOURD BUSTER!
Kassidy checks his face while Jeff throws off the shirt! Jeff goes up top but Quen somersaults over! Quen trips Jeff up and the ref reprimands, but Private Party hurries to get Jeff set up! Quen runs, into a SIDE EFFECT! Kassidy runs in, DOUBLE LARIATS take him and Matt out! Jeff adjusts, SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Jeff says, “DELETE! DELETE!” and fans join in. Jeff claps and the fans rally with him. Jeff waits on Kassidy, kick and TWIST OF- NO! Kassidy slips out to try and steal! Jeff shoves Kassidy away but Quen is there, Private Party bust out the SILLY STRING- NO! Matt saves Jeff, the Hardys hit DOUBLE TWISTS OF FATE!
Kassidy is in the drop zone, Jeff goes up top! Fans are thunderous for the SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, the Hardys win!
Winners: The Hardy Boyz, by pinfall
But while the Hardys are celebrating, here comes Andrade El Idolo! He has Jose, The Bunny, the Butcher & The Blade right behind him, and they’re all going to the ring. Andrade starts taking off his suit jacket and he has his mercenaries flank the ring. The #AFO have the Hardys surrounded, but here come reinforcements! Darby Allin and STIIIIING! Darby gets in with his skateboard, Sting has his bat, so the AFO back off! Will El Idolo wait until things are in his favor to finish this with these relentless and extreme icons?
Backstage interview with Red Velvet.
Schiavone says for Rampage, The Chef will go 1v1 with someone she knows very well in Leyla Hirsch. Velvet knows Kris Statlander said Leyla changed, but Velvet still stuck up for her. Velvet had Leyla’s back as a friend. But now that Velvet’s seen what Leyla’s become, Velvet will put an end to it. Will it be a Chef’s Kiss that says good-bye to this friendship?
AEW Women’s World Championship Steel Cage Match: Britt Baker VS Thunder Rosa!
It was almost to the day that these two faced off in an Unsanctioned Lights Out instant classic. And while the Doctor stands tall on top of the AEW Women’s Division, she hasn’t exactly done it all on her own. Now that she’s locked inside the structure with La Mera Mera, will Britt even survive, let alone leave here still champion?
The cage awaits as Rosa makes her entrance with an all women’s mariachi band! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Rosa finally gets the win she’s always wanted!
Fans are fired up already as Rosa and Britt circle. Britt tries to climb already, but Rosa yanks her down to fire off forearms! Britt hits back, Rosa whips and fans duel. Britt ducks and then climbs! Rosa yanks Britt back down to ROCK her with forearms! Britt ROCKS Rosa back, then hurries for the door! Rosa keeps her in, waistlocks, but Britt holds ropes. Rosa CLUBS Britt, Britt elbows back! Britt throws more shots, then chokes Rosa in the corner! Rosa pushes back, Britt throws more forearms. Britt whips to ropes, Rosa ducks and comes back to KICK and LARIAT! Fans fire up as Rosa looms over Britt.
Rosa stomps Britt, says this is HER house, then RAMS Britt into steel! Fans fire up with Rosa and are dueling again. Rosa clubs Britt, drags her up, and she punches Britt right on the forehead. Rosa fires more shots, then dropkicks Britt down! Rosa drags Britt up, pushes her into steel again, and then DIGS her forehead into the steel! Rosa jabs away at the wound then GRATES Britt’s face! Rosa wants this to look just like that Lights Out Match! Fans sing, “F her up, Rosa, F her up!” Rosa motorcycle stretches Britt, then puts her in a corner. Rosa rains down more punches, and fans count all the way to 10!
Rosa brings Britt around, scoops and SLAMS Britt, then looms over her. Britt throws body shots and shoves Rosa away, but Rosa stalks Britt. Rosa drags Britt up, throws more shots, and Britt flounders. Rosa puts Britt in the gap and dribbles Britt’s face off the steel! Fans fire up as Rosa reels Britt in. Britt RAMS Rosa into steel, and then again! Britt gets back in the ring and the ref checks the bloody wound. Britt won’t let that stop her, since it didn’t stop her last year. Rosa has some blood now, but she’s getting up again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Britt drags Rosa up, has her against ropes, and she digs knuckles into Rosa’s forehead! Britt throws haymakers, then forearms! Britt SLAPS Rosa, says SHE is champion, but Rosa pushes her away,. So Britt SLAMS Rosa into the mat, then drags her up for cravat knee strikes! Britt ROCKS Rosa, says, “D, M, D,” then goes back to Rosa. Rosa RAMS into Britt but Britt CLUBS her down! Britt has Rosa on ropes, digs her boots in, but lets off as Rosa refuses to give up. Britt has Rosa in a corner, taunts the fans that this is their hometown hero, and Britt stomps away! Britt drags Rosa up, ROCKS her, then RAMS her into steel!
Britt soaks up the cheers and jeers, then slaps Rosa around. Britt CLUBS Rosa, brings her up, and BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Britt CLUBS away on Rosa, then drags her up again. Britt FISHERMAN SCREWS, then covers, TWO! Rosa pounds the mat, trying to get back up. Britt goes out to look under the ring. Dynamite returns to single picture as Britt finds some chairs and slides them into the ring! And even more chairs! Rosa kicks the chairs back at Britt but Britt flips her off. Britt puts more chairs in the ring, and even more chairs! Britt gets in, holds up a chair, but Rosa avoids the smack!
Rosa rallies with LARIATS! And then she SMACKS Britt on the back! And again! Britt gets up as Rosa roars, STUNNER! Oh hell yeah~! Rosa stomps in the corner, runs corner to corner, A-LIST LARIAT! Then SWINGING METEORA! Fans fire up with Rosa as she goes corner to corner to HESITATION DROPKICK! Rosa drags Britt out, high stacks, TWO! Rosa digs her nails into the wound but Britt hits Rosa back! Rosa scoops, Britt slips off but Rosa elbows her away. Rosa waistlocks but Britt elbows out hard. Britt aims but Rosa dodges and the SUPERKICK hits the ref! Britt is shocked, Rosa waistlocks but ends up RAMMING Britt into the ref!
The ref takes a tumble while Rosa rolls Britt! Rosa would’ve won by now! Rosa lets Britt go to scoop Britt for a FIRE THUNDER DRIVER!! But again, no ref to count this pin! Rosa would’ve won twice over! This feels too much like Revolution! Rosa drags Britt to a drop zone, then places a chair on her! Rosa goes up and fans fire up! But Britt gets up to SMACK Rosa! And again! And again! Rosa is stuck up top, so Britt hurries to move the chair pile to this corner. Britt CLUBS Rosa to keep her in place while she finishes moving furniture around. Britt climbs, Alabama lifts Rosa, FULL METAL AIR RAID CRASH!!!
Britt shouts to the back to get another ref! Here comes Aubrey! She hurries up and inside to count, TWO!?!? Rosa survives and Britt can’t believe it! San Antonio can’t believe it! Rosa is up and she’s throwing hands! Britt gives them back and fans say, “This is Awesome!” Britt argues with Aubrey but now’s not the time! Rosa hurries to a corner, Britt storms over to stomp her! Britt gets a chair, sits it in front of Rosa, and then another. Britt arranges a chair square, then she clubs away on Rosa! Fans duel but there are way more fans for Rosa. Britt puts Rosa up top, adds more chairs to the square, and has a pyramid!
Britt JAMS Rosa with a chair, then adds that to the mess. Britt climbs up, fans are going nuts already, but Rosa throws elbows on Britt! Rosa turns things around on Britt, but they’re brawling up top! Rosa HEADBUTTS Britt! And then SMACKS her off the cage, and Britt falls on the chair tower! Rosa hurries to cover, TWO!?!? How did Britt survive?! Britt SUPERKICKS!! Both women flounder, and Britt gets out of the ring. Britt finds an ace in the hole! The black bag returns, and she SMACKS Rosa around with it first! Then Britt sprinkles out the THUMBTACKS! Britt drags Rosa over, but Rosa wrenches out to kick and reel Britt in!
Britt fights the bomb, to back drop Rosa onto the tacks! Roll up, TWO!! Rosa gets free, but Britt wants the arms! And she had the glove tucked away in her boot! Britt puts the glove on, but Rosa BITES the hand!! Britt CLUBS Rosa, switches sides, but Rosa grabs Britt’s other hand to SLAM it on the tacks!! Britt clutches her left hand, Rosa runs in to kick and POWERBOMB Britt on the tacks! Fans are thunderous as Rosa sees Britt go out. Britt gets one more chair to SMACK Rosa! Rosa sees Britt get in the ring and fans are going nuts for “A E DUB!” Britt haymakers, Rosa kicks low! Rosa reels Britt in, FIRE THUNDER DRIVER on the tacks!! Cover, ROSA WINS!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)
The literal blood, sweat and tears have all been worth it! La Mera Mera is finally champion! The confetti flies as Rosa holds the gold, and Dustin Rhodes gets in the ring to celebrate with her. Britt’s reign is finally over, what new heights will Rosa take this title to now that she rightfully has it?
My Thoughts:
What an awesome night for AEW! We got a great opener with that Six Man Tag, all the champions against Not Undisputed Era. It makes sense for Cole, Fish & O’Reilly to win, they’ll use this to argue they get title shots before Double or Nothing. The Bucks spark things with FTR, so that’s going to be a good feud that builds those teams up on the road to DoN 2022, also. We got good stuff out of Team Taz interacting with Keith Lee, the Acclaimed and Swerve. Pretty sure Keith beats Caster, and then Team Taz goes after Keith, and maybe Swerve backs Keith up. I don’t know if Keith and Swerve wanna team up so soon in AEW, but they’d make a great combo.
Moxley & Bryan continue to make a great combo, and of course they win over Chuckie T & Wheeler Yuta, but I love that Yuta showed guts standing up to Regal. I do hope Yuta is the first young star to join up with that faction, especially with the subplot of Trent not liking Yuta that much. Garcia is clearly dedicated to the Jericho Appreciation Society so he’s not joining up, and Lee Moriarty doesn’t get enough screen time anywhere in AEW so who knows about him. Speaking of, the JAS had a good group segment. Those stories Jericho had about each member almost made it like they were Faces, but then they went Heel by using the dreaded “sports entertainment.” Can’t wait to see how they play up that aspect in their feuds.
Serena Deeb had a good promo to respond to Shida, but this is already feeling like the problems AEW had with the TBS Championship where it was way too much build and not enough just getting to business. Deeb VS Shida should just happen next week and give us a killer match. Great promo from Red Velvet, too, and same there. I hope we just get Velvet VS Hirsch sooner rather than later. Jade and Sterling had a good promo, too, I can’t wait to see who they put up against her. I feel like 30 being a big number, it should be a big name. Maybe it should be Nyla Rose in Jade’s toughest match yet, so that Jade’s 30th feels really big.
The TNT Championship match was great stuff, even with it being clear that Wardlow was gonna get screwed out. MJF got everyone involved, even American Top Team. The only one not involved is Ethan Page and he’s Scorpio’s tag partner. Scorpio stays champion, he can take on anyone, and obviously we’re getting MJF VS Wardlow. The Hardys had a great match with Private Party, and of course the Hardys win. And of course Andrade and the faction go out to try and go after them, but then Darby & Sting stop that. That 8 Man is coming, maybe even more 2v2 matches like Hardys VS Butcher & Blade, who knows how it ends.
And then we got an awesome cage match. They took full advantage of everything, including the gap between ring and cage to bring out all the things that made their Unsanctioned Match last year so amazing. But Britt should’ve known better, because those things led her to losing that match, too. A ref bump was also great, and Aubrey being the replacement definitely plays into Britt’s old conspiracy theory. But how awesome for Rosa to win. Britt had a great run, to be sure, but Rosa’s going to be a great champion in her own right. Double or Nothing is going to be a great night for her, no matter who she defends against.
My Score: 9/10
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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!
Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
- Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
- “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
- Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!
Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?
Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!
Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.
Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!
Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!
The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.
Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!
The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!
Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission
The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?
Don Callis is watching this.
And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?
Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.
Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.
Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?
Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!
La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.
Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.
Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!
Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!
Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!
Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall
Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.
Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”
Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?
“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!
The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?
The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.
Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!
Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall
Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!
Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?
The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!
Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!
Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!
Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!
Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!
Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!
Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!
Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!
Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!
Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!
Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall
Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.
The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.
Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!
Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
- Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
- Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
- Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
- The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
- AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Swerve Strickland is here!
Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”
Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.
Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!
Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!
Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”
Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?
Tony Khan has a medical update.
He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?
Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!
When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!
The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!
White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!
Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.
White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.
White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.
White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.
Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!
Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!
Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!
Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)
The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?
The House of Black speaks.
Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.
Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!
Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!
Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!
Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.
The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!
Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!
Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!
Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!
Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!
Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall
By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?
Rush VS Martin Stone!
From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!
Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!
Winner: Rush, by pinfall
El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?
Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.
Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!
And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?
Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!
The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?
The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.
Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.
Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.
Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!
The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.
Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?
Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.
Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?
The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!
Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”
Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?
The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!
Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!
Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.
Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!
Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!
Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!
Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.
Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?
Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?
AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!
The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!
The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!
Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!
Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.
Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.
Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!
Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!
Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!
Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.
Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!
Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!
Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!
Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?
Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!
The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!
Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.
Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.
Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.
Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.
My Score: 8.8/10
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