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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/26/23)

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Will Sammy Guevara and MJF keep their deal alive?

The Spanish God and Devil of AEW made a deal for a Double or Nothing world title match, but will Darby Allin ruin the entire thing?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bandido; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
  • Dax Harwood VS Jeff Jarrett w/ Team Triple J; Jarrett wins.
  • Wardlow w/ Arn Anderson VS ???; Wardlow wins.
  • Young Pillars Tournament Finals: Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin; Sammy wins and will challenge MJF for the AEW World Championship at Double or Nothing.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey & Mark Sterling VS Taya Valkyrie; Jade wins and retains the title.
  • Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ Kip Sabian; Omega & Takeshita win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bandido!

Freshly Squeezed is still a fighting champion, but it has done some serious damage to his body. Will Cassidy be able to make it through whatever? Or will the Most Wanted get what he most wants in championship gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Cassidy can push it past 20 defenses!

The bell rings and fans rally up for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” Cassidy steps to Bandido, raises his hands, but Bandido trips him! Things speed up, Cassidy sidesteps then avoids the handspring. Fans cheer as Bandido aims his finger gun. Fans duel now, “BAN-DI-DO!” “Freshly Squeezed!” Cassidy trips Bandido, things speed up again, and Bandido sidesteps and avoid the cartwheel. Bandido nods, but then stops Cassidy from putting his hands in his pockets! Bandido facelocks, Cassidy waistlocks, but Bandido spins, only for Cassidy to spin and wrench. Cassidy whips, Bandido reverses and arm-drags!

Cassidy arm-drags! Bandido trips Cassidy to cover, ONE! Cassidy sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Bandido kips up and fans fire up. Bandido raises his hands, to double finger gun! Cassidy keeps cool, raises his hands, and then takes those finger guns, to put them in the pockets! Bandido lifts Cassidy, but Cassidy swings and headscissors Bandido out! Cassidy builds speed, but then just puts his hands in the pockets! Fans cheer while the ring count climbs. Bandido returns at 5 of 10, Cassidy dodges and things speed up. Bandido hurdles, Cassidy leaps over, then Cassidy rolls to RANA! Bandido stands, into a SHOTGUN!

Fans fire up as Bandido bails out again! Cassidy kips up, and then he claps with the fans. Cassidy builds speed to DIVE, but into a fireman’s carry! SNAKE EYES off the railing! Fans are torn but Bandido stomps Cassidy down. Bandido brings Cassidy up, brings him around, and ROCKS him with a forearm. And another! And then a haymaker! Bandido pushes Cassidy into the ring, covers, ONE! Cassidy still hangs tough but Bandido stomps him. Bandido whips Cassidy to the corner, runs in and RAMS a shoulder! Bandido RAMS Cassidy again and again, then GAMANGIRIS! Cassidy drops and Bandido says BANG!

Cassidy falls over while fans are torn on Bandido. Bandido gets fans to chant, “SI SE PUEDES!” as he brings Cassidy up. Bandido whips Cassidy to ropes, SPINEBUSTERS, then has the leg for a STRETCH MUFFLER! He also gets an arm, NUMERO DOS! But Cassidy endures, flails, reaches around, and fans rally up! Cassidy gets his arm free, turns and crawls, to get the ROPEBREAK! Bandido lets go quickly and brings Cassidy back up. Bandido whips, DROPKICKS, and Cassidy falls out of the ring! Bandido builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans are thunderous as AEW goes picture in picture!

Bandido high fives fans in the front row on both sides of the ramp, then he drags Cassidy back up. Bandido RAMS Cassidy into steel steps! The ring count is climbing but Bandido fires the fans up. Bandido puts Cassidy in, covers, TWO! Cassidy is still in this but Bandido is right on him. Bandido hooks up the legs, encourages the fans to get louder, then he grabs Cassidy’s arms. Up, up and away, into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Cassidy endures, gets his arms free, but Bandido throws him down with the legs! Bandido then hurries to get a CAMEL CLUTCH! Bandido fishhooks Cassidy’s face!

The ref reprimands, Bandido lets off and apologizes, and Cassidy sits up in a daze. Bandido brings Cassidy back up, CLUBS him on the back, then brings him up again. Bandido suplexes, holds Cassidy up with one arm and counts it out! He counts to cinco! Then DIEZ! Then QUINCE! VEINTE! But Cassidy starts kicking! Dynamite returns to single picture as Bandido brings him back up! Cassidy keeps fighting, but Bandido powers him up again, but into STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Bandido blocks the DDT to SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as both men stir.

Bandido and Cassidy slowly rise, feeding off the energy. Bandido CHOPS! He eggs Cassidy on, so Cassidy “chops!” Bandido shakes his head, and CHOPS! Cassidy “chops!” And “chops!” Fans go wild with every shot, and then Cassidy winds up, but Bandido SUPERKICKS! Cassidy superkicks but misses! BOOT from Bandido, then an UPPERCUT in the corner! Bandido whips corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out to bump Bandido off buckles! And then off more buckles! Then side to side for buckle bump after bump! All the way to DIEZ! Bandido falls back and Cassidy climbs up the corner.

Bandido stands, Cassidy leaps, CROSSBODY! Cassidy keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges but Bandido catches him into a torture rack! Cassidy slips free, shoves Bandido to ropes, and scoops to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Bandido survives and fans fire up! Bandido bails out and Cassidy grits his teeth. Cassidy builds speed, DIVES and he sends Bandido into railing! Cassidy puts Bandido back in, goes up the corner, but Bandido GAMANGIRIS first! Cassidy falls to the apron, fans rally and duel, and Bandido drags Cassidy up. Bandido climbs the corner to then drag Cassidy up to join him, deadlift SUPERPLEX!

Bandido drags Cassidy up again, whips and pop-up CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and shocks Bandido! Cassidy goes to a corner, Bandido runs in, but into a BOOT! Bandido comes back, into an ELBOW! Cassidy goes up but Bandido GAMANGIRIS again! Bandido climbs up to join Cassidy, clinches him, but Cassidy throws elbows! Cassidy shoves Bandido down, adjusts, but Bandido SHORYUKENS! Bandido climbs back up, Cassidy shoves him away again, and Cassidy leaps, into Bandido’s arms! Bandido trophy lifts Cassidy, with one arm! And then the SLAM! Fans fire up as Bandido goes right up top!

Bandido aims, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?! Cassidy survives and shocks everyone! Bandido drags Cassidy up, Cassidy dodges and swings, but Bandido blocks to wrench. But Cassidy uses that for the MOUSE TRAP! TWO!!! Bandido rolls Cassidy around into a sunset, TWO!!! Cassidy escapes, runs in, but Bandido clinches. Cassidy whips, Bandido reverses, POP-UP ORANGE PUNCH!! Cassidy hurries to Alabama Lift, BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)

Freshly Squeezed survives his shootout with Bandido, and he hits the 20th defense mark! But he also shows Bandido respect by helping him to his feet. Bandido hands Cassidy his belt, and Cassidy gives Bandido some sunglasses! Fans cheer the sportsmanship, will we see this match happen again down the line?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

This Friday, April 28th, Rampage will air at a special start time of 5:30 PM Eastern, 2:30 Pacific. Make sure to adjust accordingly so you won’t miss the action!

 

Backstage interview with Adam Cole.

Renee Paquette is with the Undisputed One, and brings up last week’s attack where Cole and Britt Baker were lured into a trap by Chris Jericho and the Outcasts. Surely, Cole has a lot on his mind, so what are his feelings tonight? “Here’s the deal. Tonight, I’m gonna go out to that ring, and I’m gonna call out Chris Jericho. And if he decides he’s not a coward and actually wants to come out there, I’m gonna show him exactly the mistake that he made. And if you don’t come out, Chris, I’ll find you.” Cole heads out, and then Cassidy and Bandido walk in. He asks if Renee is here to interview him after that match.

Renee does congratulate Cassidy and Bandido on that great match. But sorry, no, this was because of what went down last week with Cole, Britt, the JAS and Outcasts. Cassidy says, “Oh,” then leaves. Bandido also adds, “Oh,” and then leaves. Will The Ocho answer the challenge put to him by Adam Cole Baybay? Or is Cole just setting himself up for another ambush?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin and “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry.

AEW returns as Renee stands with two of the Four Young Pillars, and notes that Darby did request to have this time to talk. Darby knows that they all said some things last week that both can agree went a little too far. Darby is here to kill the beef between them. They don’t have to like each other, but they should respect each other. And if Darby knew what was going to happen last week, he wouldn’t have been watching from the rafters but down at ringside. How that match with Sammy Guevara ended was complete crap. And, there’s a good chance Sammy and MJF will try the same thing tonight.

So if JB cares about this Pillar stuff, Darby is simply asking him to have his back. JB says Darby is right, they did both say some things that maybe went a little too far. And Darby is right that they aren’t the best of friends, nor will they be. But JB does wish it was going to be him and Darby out there tonight instead of Sammy. But it’s not, so good luck. Well, yeah, it would’ve been nice if it was JB VS Darby. Because Darby would’ve beat him again. Oh, is that so? JB thinks Darby got lucky last time. Well, Darby’s got a match to go get ready for, so see you out there. Darby pats JB on the shoulder, but will JB really be in Darby’s corner?

 

Dax Harwood VS Jeff Jarrett w/ Team Triple J!

The friends of Mark Briscoe managed to work together as a quartet, but then quickly turned on each other after the bell. Will Dax the Ax cut down the Last Outlaw? Or will Double J remind us, ain’t he great?

Wait, wait, the refs rush out to preemptively eject Lethal, Sonjay & Satnam from ringside! They don’t want Jarrett getting any help from his friends here tonight. Will this be a much fairer fight now?

The bell rings and the two circle. Dax and Jarrett feel things out, tie up, and Dax puts Jarrett in a corner. Jarrett powers Dax back but Dax puts him in another corner. The ref counts the break, and Jarrett shoves Dax away. The two reset, tie up, and Jarrett arm-drags! Dax stops Jarrett from strutting and Jarrett goes to ropes for defense. The fans boo but Dax steps away. Jarrett and Dax tie up, Jarrett wrenches, but Dax rolls and spins to then spin and wrench and headlock for the takeover! Jarrett headscissors and holds tight. Dax kips free on the second try, but Jarrett headlocks.

Jarrett spins, waistlocks, trips Dax, and then walks all over him before the strut. Dax storms up again, they tie up again, and Jarrett headlocks. Dax powers out, Jarrett runs him over, and then runs him over again! Things speed up, Dax runs to duck ‘n’ dodge ‘n’ slide, but Jarrett arm-drags! And hip tosses! And scoops, to SLAM! “Now we’re talkin’!” Jarrett struts! Fans boo but Dax waits for Jarrett to stop. Jarrett turns around, into a CHOP! Dax CHOPS again! Dax bumps Jarrett off buckles, turns him around, and CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! Dax whips corner to corner, runs in, but into an elbow!

Jarrett throws haymakers, then bumps Dax off buckles. Jarrett stomps a mudhole, talks trash, soaks up the heat, but Dax CHOPS! Dax reels Jarrett in to snap suplex! Leg drop! Cover, TWO! Dax drags Jarrett up and reels him in, to hoist him up onto the top rope! Fans rally for Dax as CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax climbs up, but Jarrett resists the lift! Jarrett throws body shots, to then SUPER GOURD BUSTER! Dax crawls away, Jarrett pursues, and AEW goes picture in picture.

Jarrett drags Dax to the apron, and ELBOWS him! Dax sputters, Jarrett lines up another shot, and ELBOWS Dax on the back of the neck! Dax staggers away, Jarrett whips him into railing, and fans fire up. Jarrett stalks Dax, brings him around and whips him into more railing! Dax staggers, Jarrett gets the chair, but Dax kicks him first! Dax CHOPS and throws hands while the ref confiscates the chair. Dax puts Jarrett in the ring, whips him to a corner, but Jarrett reverses! Dax hits buckles hard and falls back! Jarrett says he’s smarter than that, and he whips Dax hard into the other corner!

Dax ends up on ropes and Jarrett runs in to STRADDLE ATTACK! And once again, Jarrett struts! Jarrett drags Dax up, but Dax throws body shots! And an UPPERCUT! And another! Dax whips, Jarrett reverses and catches Dax to a SLEEPER! Dax flails, reaches out, and fans rally. Dax is fading, the ref checks him, but Dax gets his second wind! Dax fights up to JAWBREAKER! Jarrett sputters, Dax grits his teeth and Dynamite returns to single picture. Jarrett ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Jarrett! They go haymaker for haymaker, then Dax JABS! JABS! JABS! Jarrett ducks the haymaker to get the leg, SHINBREAKER!

Jarrett steps through, Dax rolls him up! TWO, but Dax has the legs! Jarrett kicks him away hard, both men get up, and Jarrett runs in, only to get buckles! Dax goes up fast, to DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally as Dax and Jarrett slowly rise. Dax brings Jarrett up and in, but Jarrett fights the lift! Jarrett wrenches out, but Dax slips around to a backslide! TWO!! Jarrett escapes, both men swing but both men duck the haymakers! Dax shows punch but that’s a fake-out! Dax reels Jarrett in, to a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Jarrett survives and Dax can’t believe it! Jarrett bails out but Dax pursues!

Jarrett goes to the ramp, but Dax reels Jarrett in to CHOP! Dax ROCKS Jarrett, RAMS him into railing, and then RAMS him in again, to CHOP! Jarrett scurries into the ring but Dax climbs the corner. Jarrett turns around, but he avoids the missile dropkick! FIGURE-NO, Dax kicks Jarrett! Jarrett tries again, Dax still kicks him away! Jarrett gets the legs, to CATAPULT Dax into a corner! Roll-up, TWO!! Dax survives and fans rally up. Dax swings, but into a SHIN- NO, Dax sunset flips! Jarrett rolls through, steps through, but Dax cradle counters! TWO!?! Jarrett escapes and even he is surprised!

Both men stand, Jarrett ROCKS Dax! Jarrett ROCKS Dax again, whips, but Dax reverses to wrench and short arm LARIAT! Jarrett flounders out to the apron and fans fire up behind Dax. Dax storms up to Jarrett, drags him up, and suplexes, but SONJAY appears from outta nowhere to trip Dax up!! Jarrett falls on Dax for a cover, and Sonjay holds Dax’s feet down!! TWO!?!?! Dax still gets free, and he chases that little rat, Sonjay, around the ring! They go into the ring, Jarrett is there, THE STROKE!! Cover, Jarrett wins!!

Winner: Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall

Sonjay helps Jarrett steal one! Fans boo as Sonjay even snatches the AEW World Tag Team Championship belt! Of course that’s the goal! Will Triple J steal those titles from FTR, too?

 

Tony Khan speaks.

“It’s great to be here tonight for AEW Dynamite in my home state of Florida to announce that, thanks to Dr. Martha Hart and the Owen Hart Foundation, this year, the opening ceremonies for the Owen Hart Cup will take place at Double or Nothing in Las Vegas on May 28th. And of course, we’re looking forward to the Owen Hart Cup matches. And this year, the tournament will be held in Owen Hart’s home country of Canada. Including matches at AEW NJPW Forbidden Door, which is very fitting, because Owen Hart proudly held the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship while competing in NJPW.

“And the tournament finals will take place in Owen Hart’s hometown of Calgary, Alberta, Canada on July 15th, where we’re very much looking forward to this tournament, very much looking forward to AEW’s debut in Calgary and the great Canadian tour. Thanks to the Owen Hart Foundation and Dr. Martha Hart for allowing us to continue this great tradition that we’ve started with the Owen Hart Cup. Back to you guys.” A great announcement from the leader of AEW, who will be this year’s King & Queen of Harts?

 

Wardlow w/ Arn Anderson VS ???

The NEW and THREE-TIME AEW TNT Champion is looking to keep the momentum going. Will nothing stop the Maestro of Mayhem from making this reign his magnum opus?

The bell rings and the two approach. Wardlow HEADBUTTS ???, then winds up to LARIAT! ??? sits up in a daze and fans chant for “WARD~LOW!” Wardlow brings ??? up and reels him in, to POWERBOMB! And then right into the SECOND POWERBOMB! Fans fire up and they want the rest of the Symphony! Wardlow conducts the choir, brings ??? up again, and then hits the THIRD POWERBOMB! But that’s not enough, fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Wardlow brings down the straps, brings ??? back up, and hits the FOURTH POWERBOMB!! Cover, Wardlow wins!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall

Hopefully whoever that was got his money up front. Arn celebrates with his new protégé, and then gets the mic. “Jesus Christ. Young man, go get in an ice bath and drink a 12 pack. Everybody is asking this week, ‘Beauty and the Beast? Why?'” Why are they a duo? Here’s why. Wardlow beat a hell of a man in Powerhouse Hobbs to become champion, and that should make this sweeter. And as many know, for 40 YEARS, Arn’s been in this business, and for three years he’s been walking the halls of AEW. And Arn figured out who is who in that locker room.

It’s ironic that tomorrow is the NFL Draft. Because we all know, sports fans, you get that number one pick, you make a team that’s pretty damn good, and you turn that into a dynasty. Wardlow will be AEW’s dynasty. Fans cheer that, and Arn says there ain’t anybody out of the 150 some odd talent that has what Wardlow has. That has the future Wardlow has. And Wardlow could put AEW on his shoulders and take it into the next millennium. BUT there are a few things Wardlow and Arn need to agree on. Sometimes, you’ll have to reach in with a finger and pull a guy’s eye out. Sometimes, you’ll have to bite someone’s thumb off.

Maybe, things get hairy and you’ll have to get a chair to drop a man. But wait! Here comes Christian Cage! And his Right Hand of Destruction, Luchasaurus! They make their way down to the ring, but Wardlow & Arn stand their ground. Christian goes up the steel steps, but then assesses the situation. Christian steps back down the steps, whispers something to his personal kaiju, but Luchasaurus won’t back down. Christian insists and Luchasaurus leaves. Will we see this collision of monsters happen soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Renee is with the Spanish God and brings up the match with Darby Allin. If Sammy walks out the winner, that means he will face MJF at Double or Nothing for the world title. How does Sammy feel about the match? Before Sammy can answer, MJF walks in to look Sammy in the eye and tell him this is his moment. MJF kisses Sammy on the forehead, and then Sammy kisses MJF on the forehead in return. Sammy says MJF is wrong: this is their moment. They deserve this.

Renee starts to ask another question but MJF cuts her off with, “People are saying, Sammy, that I’m some sort of gutless coward. That I politicked and begged Tony Khan, ‘Tony Khan, p-p-p-pwease can we have a Pillars Tournament? That way, I can avoid a Four Way. Can you believe that?” Sammy agrees, MJF isn’t afraid of that! And the people are also saying MJF is paying Sammy off so that Sammy will lie down and take the pin is somehow ruining the sport. MJF and Sammy think, and then say, “WE DON’T CARE! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Sammy says it doesn’t matter because he has a fat check and MJF has a guarantee that the Reign of Terror has just begun! Sammy, tell the people what you’re gonna do to that freak, Darby Allin. “Tonight, Darby, I’m gonna kick your face-painted freak ass! And Max, I was gonna give this to you later, but I got you a present.” Sammy gives MJF a matching vest! The paint splatter, the tassels, and MJF’s name on the back with a picture of the AEW World Championship. But what’s funny is, MJF got Sammy something! MJF gives Sammy his own BURBERRY SCARF! Now they really are matching!

They each thank each other, and then they hug! Will these two “good friends” be having the time of their lives in Las Vegas? Or is that plan going to go up in smoke?

 

RJ City is backstage.

RJ welcomes us back, and says “there is both hustle and bustle backstage tonight, because for the first time ever, Kenny Omega is teaming with Takeshita. What combustible elements-” JON MOXLEY CLOBBERS RJ!! Moxley grabs the mic to say, “It’s going to be a big night, for the BCC. We have some scars to leave here on Dynamite tonight.” Moxley drops the mic, Wheeler Yuta gives RJ a stomp, and then the BCC leaves. Will the Blackpool Combat Club look to end things with The Elite once and for all?

 

Young Pillars Tournament Finals: Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin!

The Spanish God made a deal with the Devil of AEW, and so far, so good for him. But will this “friendship” continue all the way to Sin City? Or will the Relentless One be the one to go Double or Nothing?

But wait, MJF makes his way out, and he decides to join commentary, snacking on MJF branded kosher dill pickles. The bell rings and fans rally up. Darby dares Sammy to bring it, telling him to do this himself. Sammy and Darby circle, approach, and Sammy SLAPS Darby! Darby CHOKES Sammy on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Darby shifts to a headlock for the takeover. Sammy rolls Darby to a cover, ONE, and Sammy fights up. Sammy powers up but Darby holds on tight. Sammy powers out on the second try but Darby wrenches to a wristlock. Darby keeps Sammy from the ropes, but Sammy spins and flips!

Sammy rolls, kips, but Darby headlocks! MJF keeps pointing out he won with a headlock takeover like that, and Sammy powers up. Sammy puts Darby in a corner, lets off as the ref counts, but Darby ducks the sucker punch! Darby whips, Sammy reverses, but Darby goes up and over. Darby keeps moving, Sammy hurdles but Darby whips. Sammy reverses but Darby springboards to FLYING ARM-DRAG! Sammy flounders to ropes and Darby eggs him on. Fans duel, surprisingly, as things speed up. Sammy flips, arm-drags, but Darby hits a headlock takeover! Fans rally, Sammy fights up, and he puts Darby on the ropes.

Sammy throws body shots, whips, then hurdles, flips and DROPKICKS! Darby goes down and Sammy kips up. Fans are torn as Sammy poses. Sammy goes for the legs, Darby kicks and flails, MJF advertises the pickles, and Sammy stomps Darby down! Sammy jackknife bridges, TWO as Darby bridges up to spin Sammy around for another headlock takeover! Sammy headscissors, Darby turns him over and rolls back to have the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Sammy endures, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Darby holds until 3, and then storms up. Sammy SPITS in Darby’s face! Then KNEES him out of the ring!

Sammy hurries out after Darby while MJF proudly says that’s his friend. Sammy brings Darby up to POST him! The ref reprimands, Sammy goes into the ring and soaks up the cheers and jeers. MJF says look at the abs and biceps and all that. Also the pickles are great. Sammy soaks up more heat, then he goes out after Darby. Sammy brings Darby around the way, puts him in the ring, and then kicks Darby. Sammy grins, says he’s loco, and then drags Darby up. But Darby resists the suplex! Darby throws body shots, then he SLAPS Sammy! Darby goes to the apron, and he stands on Sammy to CHOKE him on the ropes!

The ref counts, Darby lets off at 4, and then he aims for the floor! Sammy holds the ropes for dear life, then he grabs at the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK! MJF laughs because that’s classic. And then Sammy TOP ROPE ASAI MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Darby and MJF fires up with the fans! MJF is so proud to call Sammy his friend, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref checks both guys and they’re both okay to continue, but Darby’s been busted open! Sammy gets up and rains down forearms on Darby’s bloody forehead! Sammy licks the blood off his arm! Sammy then brings Darby up and RAMS him into railing! Darby staggers, stumbles then falls back, and Sammy is right back on him. Sammy puts Darby in the ring, looms over him, then kicks him around. Sammy taunts Darby as he crawls, then he gets the legs. Sammy turns Darby into the BOSTON CRAB! Darby endures, fights up, reaches out, and crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! Sammy lets go at 4 as Darby goes to the ocrner.

Sammy backs away to the opposite corner, then runs in. Darby puts Sammy on the apron, but Sammy GAMANGIRIS back! Sammy climbs while Darby staggers, but Darby SLAPS Sammy first! Darby climbs up to join Sammy, but Sammy fights back with body shots! Sammy claws Darby’s face! Darby falls down, Sammy adjusts, and Sammy gives some Latino Heat before the FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy snarls, but he drags Darby back up. Sammy gives more Latino Heat, to then snap suplex! Uno Amigo! Sammy snap suplexes again, Dos Amigos! But Darby slips free to SCORPION DEATH DROP!

Dynamite returns to single picture while both men are down! Sammy bails out, fans rally up, and Darby builds speed. Darby DIVES into a CUTTER to the floor!! MJF says that is why Sammy is going to Double or Nothing’s main event for the world title! Sammy looks under the ring, he brings out a TABLE, and fans are torn. MJF says Sammy is nuts, and he loves it! Sammy sets the table up as the ring count climbs. Darby crawls but Sammy brings him up. Darby RAMS Sammy into railing! And CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! The ring count is 5 of 10 but Darby puts Sammy on the table.

Darby CLUBS Sammy down, then gets in the ring. Darby climbs a corner and fans fire up. But Tay Melo runs out to distract! She won’t let Darby crush her hubby! But then Sammy springs up to get Darby, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Darby survives, frustrating both MJF and Tay. Sammy pushes Darby out to the floor and then brings him to the table. Sammy throws down hands, then he climbs up the corner. Sammy says he’s muy loco, and then 630 SENTONS through the table!! MJF says this just confirms the main event for Double or Nothing, and the fans are losing their minds!

Sammy rises from the wreckage as the ring count climbs. Sammy slides in at 5 of 10 but Darby is still down. Tay says this is done, and the count is 7! Sammy celebrates but Darby slides in at 9!! MJF and Sammy can’t believe it! Sammy aims from the corner, MJF storms down to the ring, and Sammy runs in. Darby dodges and then SHOTGUNS Sammy into buckles! Darby hurries up top but Tay distracts the ref! MJF grabs Darby’s skateboard and throws it to Darby! Sammy pulls another Latino Heat by flopping! Darby tosses the board away but the ref calls it?!?

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by disqualification (advances to Double or Nothing)

Darby protests but then MJF SUCKER PUNCHES him! MJF and Sammy celebrate because the fix is in! They’re facing off for the championship, and they stomp away on Darby together! Sammy stands Darby up and MJF kisses the ring. But here comes JUNGLE BOY! MJF freaks out, he and Sammy run for it! JB has a chair, but he’s frustrated he was too late. Sammy says it doesn’t matter, the decision was final! JB helps Darby up and Darby is mad! Where was JB like five minutes ago?! JB says yeah, he’s sorry about that. MJF says those two can go ahead and beat the living hell out of each other, it just makes things better for him and Sammy.

MJF says that you are looking at the main event of Double or Nothing! So Monkey Boy can grab a banana and shove it where the sun don’t shine while Darby can do what he does best: using tears to play with himself while listening to My Chemical Romance. They’re going to the undercard where they belong! They both SUCK, just like everyone watching at home sucks, and all the fans in the crowd suck! But Tony Schiavone speaks up. “Actually… Listen up, you prick!” MJF says Schiavone can’t talk to him like that! Well, he just did. Because he just heard from Tony Khan. Sammy, by winning this tournament, he has earned the title shot, so congrats.

BUT…! Sammy may not be the only one. See, next week, we’ll get a tag team match. Jungle Boy & Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara & MJF! And if Sammy & MJF win, which surely MJF will find a way, then the title match stays the same: Sammy VS MJF. But if JB & Darby win, then Double or Nothing becomes a PILLARS FATAL 4 WAY!! Fans love that but MJF is pissed! Will all of MJF’s sins come back to haunt him in Sin City?

 

Backstage interview with MJF & Sammy Guevara.

Renee catches up with them to ask their reaction. MJF says, “Oh, you want a reaction?! GET OUTTA MY FACE, RENEE!! You want a reaction?! Every day since I won this belt, Tony Khan’s been playing games! You think I’m an idiot, huh? You really think you’re gonna keep me around treating me like this? Nah. Lemme tell you something. Where I go, the Triple B follows!” Sammy says that’s right, and then the two head to the parking lot. MJF asks what Sammy’s doing, and Sammy says he was gonna get a ride with him. No, sorry, this is full. Full? There’s three seats  in the back and only two of them!

MJF still gets in the SUV alone, tells his driver to step on it, and the SUV drives off. Sammy nods, and might be rethinking his deal.

 

Adam Cole heads to the ring!

He told Chris Jericho earlier tonight to meet him out here, so here’s the moment of truth! Cole gets the mic, and he says, “Jericho, I know you can hear me, you son of a b*tch! It’s one thing for you to run your mouth. Hell, it’s one thing for you and Danny Garcia to jump me and beat me up. But the fact that you had me handcuffed right here, and made me watched as you orchestrated, as you constructed that beating for no good reason to Britt, that is unforgiveable! Chris, you crossed a line that you cannot come back from, and I swear to God I’m gonna hurt you, and I’m gonna hurt you bad.”

Cole says that’s all. Jericho needs to bring his ass to the ring so Cole can beat him within an inch of his life. Get out here, Chris!! Cole paces, says he’s losing his patience, we ain’t got all day! Come on out, Jericho! No response, so Cole says fine, he’ll come find Jericho. But now Jericho makes his entrance! Cole is waiting, but then Jericho is just here via the tron. Jericho has the song cut so he can tell Cole, “You want me to come to that ring right now and fight you? Are you kidding me? I don’t wanna be anywhere near a man like you. A man who allowed the love of his life to get viciously beaten right in front of his eyes. One foot away, and he did nothing to stop it.

“Adam Cole, you are a coward! And I don’t wanna have anything to do with you. I don’t wanna be anywhere near you in that ring tonight. But my guys will. Get ’em, boys!” The rest of the JAS heads to the ring! Cole doesn’t care, he’s ready to fight Menard, Parker, Garcia AND Hager on his own! And he does! But that doesn’t work for long, and the JAS beats him down! Fans boo, but here come CASSIDY & BANDIDO! They rush the ring, Cassidy TACKLES Garcia and Bandido TACKLES Parker! Hager goes after Bandido, this is still 3v4! Bandido gets mugged, Garcia CHOKES Cassidy, and Menard CHOKES Cole!

Fans boo as the JAS now use a strap to tie Cole up! But wait, who’s this? RODERICK STRONG!?! The Savior of the Backbreaker is here to be Cole’s savior as he CLOBBERS Parker! And DECKS Garcia! And DECKS Menard! And DECKS Hager! Strong pinballs all over, he SHINING WIZARDS Garcia, then CHOPS Menard! Strong lifts and SLAMS Menard! Garcia runs in but is sent into Hager! And then Strong OLYMPIC SLAMS Hager! And then he URENAGE BACKBREAKERS Garcia! Parker returns, but into a STRONG KNEE! Fans fire up as Strong is now All Elite! And even bigger, Roddy & Cole are UNDISPUTED!

Strong & Cole hug it out, and now Cole has an ally in this battle against the JAS! Will Jericho and his band of sports… enner-tay-ners come to regret picking this fight?

 

AEW presents an all-new episode of QTV.

QT says it has been a rough couple of weeks for them. Between Wardlow throwing Aaron Solo off the stage through some tables, Wardlow destroying Hobbs’ car, both Arn and Penta attacking QT, then worst of all, Hobbs losing the TNT title- Oh snap, Hobbs busts in and gets right in QT’s face! Hobbs pushes QT up against a wall and says s*it was going real well when he was writing the Book, wasn’t it? QT agrees, but needs to breathe so he can talk. Hobbs lets off just a bit, and QT says this was all a conspiracy between Wardlow, Arn and the Lucha Bros.

Yes, things were going great when Hobbs was on his own, but think about it: QT got involved and Hobbs became champion. QT promises that Hobbs will be champion again. His word is his bond. Then fix it! Hobbs leaves and the QTV team is worried. Time for “Plan B.” What will that plan have in store for the Book of Hobbs?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey & Mark Sterling VS Taya Valkyrie!

Still undefeated at 55-0, the Jade Brand ended up more concerned about La Wera Loca’s finisher being the exact same as Jade’s rather than being a fighting champion. Jade puts up the title, but her legal team made it so that Taya CANNOT use the chicken wing facebuster on threat of being automatically disqualified. Will Taya still be able to stop #ThatBitch without her best move?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the streak continues!

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally, Jade talks some smack, but then the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock so they break. Jade is still smug, and she pie faces Taya. Taya smirks, and SLAPS Jade! Jade and Taya fire off forearms, but Jade knees low. Jade bumps Taya off buckles, fires forearms and elbows, then whips corner to corner. Taya comes back to LARIAT Jade down! Fans fire up as Taya drags Jade around, floats to then rain down fists! Fans fire up but Sterling protests. Jade pushes Taya away but Taya returns to chicken wing! The ref reminds Taya, she can’t use the facebuster!

Taya lets Jade out of the chicken wings, to then ROCK Jade with a forearm! Taya stomps Jade, Jade throws forearms in return, and then Jade claws the eyes! Jade bumps Taya off buckles, stomps and CLUBS her, then has her against ropes. Jade CLUBS Taya, whips her to ropes, but Taya BOOTS back! Jade runs back in but Taya sends up and out! Jade manages to skin the cat, but Taya is there to BOOT her down! Jade hits the floor and Taya grins. Fans fire up, Taya builds speed, but Taya pulls up as Jade moves. Taya goes to the apron, jumps the sweep, but Jade blocks the kick! Jade makes Taya do the splits!

Jade CLUBS Taya, has her draped off the apron, and then CLUBS her to the floor! Jade talks trash and fans fire up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jade looms over Taya then stomps her around. Jade drags Taya up, whips her hard into railing, and then leaves fans hanging on high-fives. Jade storms up but Taya hits back. Jade CLUBS Taya, but Taya throws elbows. Jade SMACKS Taya off the apron! Taya crawls, Jade refreshes the ring count, but Taya hits back again. Jade CLUBS Taya, ROCKS her, then whips her into the steel steps! Jade runs in to MULE KICK Taya down! Taya crawls, Jade taunts her, but Taya hits back again. Jade CLUBS Taya into the ring and grows annoyed with her. Jade stalks Taya as she crawls, and then stomps her down again.

Jade drags Taya up, suplexes, then floats to a cover. TWO! Taya grits her teeth but Jade pushes her around. Jade sits Taya up and clamps on a chinlock. Taya endures, fans rally up, and Taya fights up, only for Jade to throw her down! Jade soaks up the cheers and jeers as she swaggers around. Jade pushes Taya, kicks her, toys with her, and talks more trash. Dynamite returns to single picture as Jade scoops and SLAMS Taya! Cover, TWO! Jade is more annoyed, and she drops an elbow, but misses as Taya moves! Taya goes to a corner, Jade runs in but Taya slips out, slips under, sunset flips, but Jade rolls through.

Taya blocks Jade’s boot, kicks low then KNEES back! Taya CHOPS, ROCKS and LARIATS! Jade staggers into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jade survives and her team is relieved. Taya growls and pounds the mat. Fans rally  up and Jade goes to the corner. Taya runs in but into a BOOT! Taya comes back, but Jade sends her into buckles! Jade hoists Taya up top, throws forearms, then climbs up. Jade throws shots but so does Taya! They brawl, Jade hops back to then spring back up! Jade brings Taya up, SUPERPLEX! Both women are down and fans fire up! Jade kips up! Jade roars through the pain!

Jade drags Taya up, to hit a DESTROYER!!! Cover, TWO!! Taya survives and Jade is furious! Jade drags Taya up, chicken wings, but Taya pries free! Taya arm-drags Jade, spins her around, mule kicks and throws her down! DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and Taya grows frustrated. Taya drags Jade up in chicken wings! Sterling and the ref remind Taya she can’t use the facebuster! Taya still lifts Jade, but then lets her down in frustration. Jade victory rolls! And holds tights! Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Taya’s frustration boils over as she shoves Sterling, DECKS Leila, and chases after Jade! Jade gets away, so Taya grabs the ref! More refs rush out to stop Taya from hitting the facebuster! La Wera Loca was about to live up to that nickname, but will she have to fight her way back up to another shot? Or will nothing ever stop #ThatBitch?

 

Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter speak.

One with a black eye, the other with an arm in a sling, The Doctor tells The Outcasts, “Let’s just get to the point. I think you ladies forget just what me and Jamie Hayter are capable of. I’d like to think we’re fairly decent human beings. Until you give us a reason not to be.” The AEW Women’s World Champion says, “Fair play, ladies. You got us good last week. And also an extra special thank you to Toni Storm, who ensured with her actions that I’d go to the hospital. And then you blindsided Britt. You couldn’t even use your own hands, you had to use weapons. That’s some real sneaky stuff.”

But they can use as many weapons as they like. They can send Britt & Hayter to the hospital as many times as they’d like, because this is far from over. The Outcasts declared war, so as far as Britt & Hayter are concerned, the only way this ends is if you send them to the bloody morgue! Will the Pillar & the Killer not stop until they’ve finally humbled Saraya, Storm & Soho?

 

AEW looks closer at Jay White & Juice Robinson VS Ricky Starks & Shawn Spears.

The Switchblade says last week, one of the biggest events in all of AEW History happened as he made his in-ring debut. But two men tried to stick their noses where it didn’t belong. The Absolute tells Jay ‘n’ Juice that they thought they had one over on Starks & Spears. The Perfect 10 says, “Hey, Bullet Club, pew pew pew! Bang bang bang bang.” Ricky & Shawn aren’t friends, but they do have a common enemy. So this Friday on Rampage, no more sneak attacks or hitting from behind! Rock Hard tells the “sweet boys” that they’re getting hit right in the balls! King Switch & Rock Hard, #BangBangGang puts Spears & Starks down, looking up at the lights, as the BC High Rollers keep it high. Will this be a Too Sweet showdown? Or will it be #AbsolutePerfect10n?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

After the JAS’s beatdown of Adam Cole was thwarted, we will see an undisputed 8 Man Tag! Menard, Parker, Hager & Garcia face off against Cole, Strong, Bandido & Orange Cassidy! Will Cole avenge himself and Britt with the help of some unlikely friends?

 

Bryan Danielson is here!

We saw the Maniac, as well as Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, just earlier tonight, but The American Dragon now makes his presence known! He’s joining commentary for tonight’s main event!

Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford!

While The Elite wants payback on the Blackpool Combat Club, The Cleaner and the Future of Wrestling test their chemistry. Will Kenny & Konosuke be a killer combination? Or will the Superbad Death Squad put them on the chopping block?

AEW returns as Kenny & Konosuke make their entrance together, Callis applauding his two blue chip choices. The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Blade. Bryan is already tearing into Kenny & Konosuke, saying he’s disappointed in Konosuke for siding with The Elite after all Bryan did for him, while criticizing Kenny for not immediately pursuing the AEW World Championship in his comeback. Blade and Konosuke circle, and then Kip distracts Konosuke so Blade can sucker punch him! Blade bumps Konosuke off buckles, fires haymakers and CHOPS, then CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS him!

Blade whips corner to corner, runs in and CHOPS! Blade shakes out his own hand, takes off the glvoes, but Konosuke ROCKS Blade in return! Konosuke CLUBS away, but then Blade rakes eyes! Blade runs, but into a CALF KICK! Konosuke drags Blade up and tags in Kenny. Fans cheer as they mug Blade, and then Kenny ROCKS Blade! Kenny wrenches, tags back to Konosuke, and Konosuke CLUBS the arm. Konosuke wrenches, tags Kenny, and Kenny CLUBs the arm. Kenny fireman’s carries and trots around. “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON, tag to Konosuke, and then the MOONSAULT!

Konosuke goes up, he SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Konosuke keeps cool and he tags Kenny back in. Kenny brings Blade up, but Blade rakes the eyes! Fans boo but Blade CHOPS! Blade whips, Kenny reverses, and Kenny RANAS Blade! Kenny gets up to BLAST Butcher, and then the Terminator Drums start. Kenny builds speed, but Kip swipes at Kenny! Fans boo, Callis protests, and Kenny goes out after Kip, only for Mrs. Superbad to stand in the way. Kenny is annoyed, but then he turns around into a BODY CHECK from Butcher! Butcher then sets Omega up for Kip’s ARABIAN PRESS! Direct hit and Kip mocks the finger guns.

Butcher puts Kenny in for Blade as AEW goes picture in picture. Blade covers, TWO! Blade drags Kenny up, tags Butcher, and they mug Kenny with DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Butcher drags Kenny around, whips him to a corner hard, and Omega bounces off buckles. Butcher CHOPS Omega down, drops a knee, then drags him back up. Butcher bumps Kenny off buckles, tags Blade, and they DOUBLE HEADBUTT again! Kenny fights back with haymakers and backhands! Kenny runs, but into double shoulders! Butcher CHOPS Kenny, and Blade snapmares. Blade KICKS Kenny in the back, covers, TWO!

Blade drags Kenny up, scoops him, and tags Butcher in, for the LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! Butcher stays on Kenny with a knee to the back! And again, and again! Butcher ROCKS Kenny with a forearm, tags Blade, and Blade throws hands. Blade ROCKS Kenny, pushes him to ropes, then ROCKS him again! Kenny CHOPS back! Blade ROCKS Kenny! Kenny ROCKS Blade! They go forearm for forearm, haymaker for haymaker, and then Kenny CHOPS! Blade kicks low! Kenny CHOPS again! Blade kicks low again! Kenny JABS! Blade UPPERCUTS! Kenny CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Kenny SLAPS Blade, CHOPS him again, then whips. Blade reverses, Kenny shoots around and keeps moving, to dropkick a leg out! Dynamite returns to single picture, Kenny keeps moving, and he hits the KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tags to Butcher and Konosuke! Butcher runs in but Konosuke blocks his punch to ROCK him first! Konosuke goes up, leaps and CROSSBODIES! Konosuke fires off forearms, whips but Butcher reverses, only for Konosuke to duck ‘n’ dodge and TAKESHITA LINE! Fans fire up as Butcher goes to a corner. Konosuke runs in to BOOT!

Fans fire up, Konosuke keeps moving and he BOOTS Butcher again! Konosuke reels Butcher in, but Butcher blocks the suplex! Butcher suplexes, Konosuke slips free and waistlocks. Butcher elbows, but Konosuke lets him spin around into a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke keeps cool and fans fire up. Konosuke goes to a corner, Butcher sits up, and Butcher blocks the knee! Blade gets in but Konosuke ROCKS him first! But Butcher HALF NELSON BACKBREAKERS! Feed to the STUNNER, then a LARIAT!! Cover, Kenny breaks it! Blade tosses Kenny out hard, then drags Konosuke up.

Bryan already says, “Here’s what the BCC would do,” as Blade & Butcher DRAG THE- NO, Kenny trips Blade! Konosuke sits back up to RANA Butcher away! Kenny sends Blade into railing, Konosuke ROCKS Butcher! Butcher ROCKS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Butcher again! Kenny V-TRIGGERS! Konosuke BLUE THUNDER BOMBS!! Cover, Blade breaks it!! Blade drags Konosuke up, ROCKS him and runs, into the JUMP KNEE! Kenny is there to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Blade flops out of the ring and Kenny builds speed to FLY! Direct hit on Blade AND Kip! Fans fire up and Bryan admits, Kenny has a good Dragon Suplex.

Konosuke aims at Butcher, for the POWER DRIVE KNEE! Cover, Konosuke & Kenny win!

Winners: Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Penelope is beside herself but Callis applauds his guys. Bryan gets off commentary to get a mic to say, “Impressive. It’s interesting, because I see one professional wrestler in the ring who got the pin, and one amateur who looks like he’s exhausted. Like his best days were behind him. Like he’s just living on the legacy that he built in Japan.” Fans boo but Bryan says right next to Kenny is “a prodigy. Somebody, who if he trained with The BCC, he would be a world beater! If he trained with The Elite, he’d be like Nakazawa! He’d be like Brandon Cutler! He’d be washing you guys in the showers!”

This tirade is just a distraction, because Claudio, Moxley & Yuta attack from behind!! They mug Kenny, TOSS Konosuke, then stomp away on Kenny! Fans boo but Bryan says last week, they started something. This week, they end it! Bryan has the screwdriver!! He hands it to Moxley while Yuta & Claudio hold Kenny! But here come the YOUNG BUCKS! Claudio hurries to intercept, but the Bucks dodge to DOUBLE SUPERKICK him right outta his shoes! Literally! Yuta intercepts, but he gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS, too! Kenny gets around Moxley to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! The Bucks get in, they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Moxley!

And now KENNY has the screwdriver!! Fans fire up but Bryan tells Konosuke to stop this! Konosuke agrees, he won’t let Kenny do this to Moxley. Kenny says no, this has to happen! But then Yuta & Claudio return to YANK the Bucks out of the ring and send them into railing! Moxley shoves Konosuke into Kenny! And then Moxley hits DEATH RIDER on Kenny!! Konosuke realizes he just made a mistake! Bryan steps in the ring to raise Konosuke’s hand, Konosuke is BCC now! Konosuke pulls away and says no! He doesn’t want any of this! Bryan says Konosuke needs to think about this. He should be BCC.

But then Yuta LOW BLOWS Konosuke! The BCC sit Konosuke up as Bryan shouts, “You made your choice! You made your choice!” Moxley has the screwdriver!! Moxley JAMS Konosuke in the face!! AND DIGS IT IN!! The fans boo but the BCC revels in what they’ve done! Will there be no stopping these four from scarring all of AEW?


My Thoughts:

A great AEW here with some more progress made towards Double or Nothing, but also with some interesting twists and turns. Great opening match of Cassidy VS Bandido, though they didn’t play up the bad hand as much as I thought they would. Cassidy still wins because he’s doing so well as champion, and I like that he and Bandido ended up buddies. Good promos from Cole and Jericho, and of course Jericho hypocritically chickens out to have his guys go after Cole. Great save from Cassidy and Bandido, and great to see Roderick Strong somewhere. Sadly, maybe a little too late to have The Undisputed Era truly in AEW, since Fish is gone from AEW and Kyle is still hurt. But I still like the 8 Man Tag they’re giving us next week, which I would think Cole’s team wins.

Really good match out of Dax VS Jarrett, but even with the refs ejecting Team Triple J, of course Triple J finds a way to cheat. And of course this is about the tag titles. We’ll definitely get Cash VS Lethal 1v1 first, and Triple J might cheat again, but the tag match is still going to happen, and probably at Double or Nothing. Good promo from Britt & Hayter to call out The Outcasts, but AEW again drags their heels in pacing this story. We should already know who from The Outcasts is challenging Hayter, and/or we should already have something big like a Women’s Blood & Guts match. But again, AEW booking their women’s division has been a point of contention they still need to figure out.

Speaking of, while we got a great match out of Jade VS Taya, I’m getting tired of Jade’s win streak. If AEW had paced things better, Jade would already be at 60-0 and ready to drop that belt. And they didn’t even think to tease Taya having a back-up finisher because she kept going for the chicken wing facebuster out of habit. Jade is great but she’s being overprotected, she should drop that belt at Double or Nothing and finally get up to the world title. But good to hear about the Owen Hart Cup returning. Now, they didn’t do that much out of the ordinary for the original winners, Cole & Britt, but these tournaments can help get screen time for many who need it. Maybe Julia Hart wins the women’s tournament for the House of Black?

For that matter, why not continue the House of Black pursuing Cassidy and the International Championship? Unless that’ll resume next week… Anyway, good squash win for Wardlow, and decent promo from Arn. But nice appearance by Christian and Luchasaurus where we got a good stare down of Wardlow and Luchasaurus. That should definitely be the TNT Championship match for Double or Nothing. Because while Hobbs got on QT’s case about losing the TNT title, QT should fulfill his promise by helping Hobbs go after another title. And good promo from Juice, Jay, Starks & Spears. Their tag match will be good, but who knows who wins that.

Great promos from MJF and Sammy both before and after Sammy VS Darby, and even a good promo from JB and Darby. And while MJF helped Sammy cheat to win the tournament, I was just hoping Tony Khan would call MJF on his shenanigans, and that’s what happened! Now, we don’t get a Fatal 4 outright, but you can bet that’s happening through that tag match. MJF starts to keep Sammy at a distance now, and that will come back to bite him. But at the same time, a Fatal 4 allows MJF to sneak that win out without even really cheating, and then we can have a 1v1 build between MJF and basically not Darby, since MJF and Darby already had a 1v1 feud.

RJ City had a good bit, in that he got jumped by the BCC. Moxley’s promo was of course foreshadowing, as after a great match for Kenny & Konosuke, the BCC attack. I did like the use of continuity as Bryan is still a role model of Konosuke’s and Konosuke did what he wanted in keeping Omega from bloodying Moxley. But at the same time, Konosuke is still Face and is against how the BCC is being Heels, so he suffers the consequences. This will give the story the way to bring Hangman back in so that The Elite is reunited to take on the BCC, probably in Blood & Guts.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (5/18/24)

Deonna Purrazzo’s on a Rampage!

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The Virtuosa is sharpening her edge!

Deonna Purrazzo wants to tear into Thunder Rosa, but she’ll have to settle for Robyn Renegade first! Will The Virtuosa fine tune her style for La Mera Mera?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Anthony Ogogo; Kyle wins.
  • Rush VS Cody Chhun; Rush wins.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Robyn Renegade; Deonna wins.
  • Brian Cage VS Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn; Cage wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Anthony Ogogo!

#CombatKyle may have lost out on the TNT Championship, but he isn’t going to stop the comeback over it. Will he build back up towards another title opportunity? Or will #TAIGASTYLE prove he’s the one deserving of those chances?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Kyle and Lee tie up, Kyle waistlocks, but Lee wrenches out. Kyle wrenches to waistlock, but Lee sits to switch. Kyle switches, facelocks, wrenches, but Lee rolls and rolls until he rolls free. The fans rally as the two circle again. They knuckle lock, go shoulder to shoulder, but Kyle gets under. Kyle lifts but Lee fights that. Lee lifts but Kyle fights that. Kyle tries again, but Lee trips him! Kyle uses his leg guard, trips Lee, knuckle lock cover! ONE as Lee gets an arm up! Kyle pushes it down, ONE as Lee gets the other arm up. Kyle puts that arm down, TWO as Lee bridges!

The fans cheer this technical exchange, Kyle jumps but Lee catches him! DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Kyle scrambles around, slips free, ARMBAR! Lee clasps hands, stacks Kyle, TWO! Lee rolls Kyle to get the SLEEPER! Lee also has body scissors! But Kyle pulls on Lee’s leg, and that makes Lee let go of the sleeper! Kyle gets the leg, twists for a toehold, but Lee rolls over. Lee reels Kyle in, headlocks, then cravats. The fans rally, Kyle wrenches free to cravat back. Lee ELBOWS Kyle in the chin! Lee BODY SHOTS, then BODY SHOTS again! Lee runs but Kyle KNEES Lee low! Kyle snapmares, runs, then SLAPS Lee!

The fans fire up but Lee gets up. They get face to face, then go forearm to forearm! Kyle fires off fast strikes and he KICKS the legs out! Kyle wrenches to YANK the arm, then CLUBS it! Kyle wrenches, YANKS the arm again, then wrenches to an ELBOW- NO, Lee shoves Kyle away! Kyle runs up but Lee BUCKLE SHOTS him! Kyle staggers away, the fans are torn, and Lee runs up to KICK the bad leg! Ogogo applauds, Lee fires himself up, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Lee stomps Kyle down, drags him back up, and top wristlocks. Lee isolates that arm, flexes, and STOMPS the arm! Lee paces around, drags Kyle up, and SNAP HALF HATCHES! Cover, TWO! But Lee still has the arm and he hammerlocks it, to then SNAP LOCK it! Kyle endures, grabs at Lee, but Lee bridges and moves around. Lee traps the one arm, pulls on the other, and then makes it a RECLINER! Kyle endures as Lee leans back! Lee lets off as he loses the hold, but then he stomps the bad arm! Lee soaks up the heat as Rampage returns to single picture. Lee grinds Kyle’s bad arm, but Kyle fights up to throw body shots.

Kyle wrenches, ELBOW- NO, Lee has a SLEEPER now! Kyle rolls but Lee holds on tight! Kyle fights up to back suplex! Lee lands out, but Kyle KICKS! SLAPS! KNEES! KICKS! LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up and Kyle snarls as Lee goes to a corner. Kyle runs up to forearm smash! Kyle wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and hits a BIG back suplex! HEEL HOOK! Lee endures and fights towards ropes! ROPEBREAK! Kyle lets go, Lee stands, and Kyle KICKS the leg out! Kyle runs up but Lee dodges the kick to SOBAT! Kyle goes to a corner, Lee runs in, but Kyle blocks the boot! Kyle shoves Lee down, KNEES him, then reels Lee in.

Lee wrenches out of the suplex, to SNAP the fingers! Lee runs up to BOOT Kyle in the corner! Kyle falls, Lee covers, TWO! Kyle survives but Lee reels him in, BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Kyle endures, powers through to clasp hands, and he deadlifts Lee into a CAPTURE SUPLEX! Lee is dazed and Kyle slowly rises. The fans fire up, Kyle storms up, and KICKS Lee’s arm! Lee KICKS Kyle’s arm in return! Kyle KICKS again, but Lee KICKS again! They KICK and KICK and KICK! The fans are behind Kyle, both men block kicks, so they start throwing palm strikes! The fans are thunderous! Both men let the other go, but then they DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE!

The fans are thunderous as Kyle and Lee are both down! A standing count starts, both men slowly rise, and they stagger into each other. Lee gets Kyle first, suplex and- NO, Kyle knees free! GUILLOTINE! Lee wrenches free to RAM shoulders! Lee wrenches, to ELBOW- NO, Kyle wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER! Hammerlock, GUILLOTINE HOVERBOARD COMBO!!! Lee endures, and he uses his free arm to pry free! For HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! Kyle drops into a TRIANGLE HOLD!! Lee is fading fast, but he deadlifts Kyle with the one arm! Only to go out! Kyle is free to PENALTY KICK!! Kyle gets Lee up, to ORANGE CRUSH into the ARMBAR! Lee taps, Kyle wins!!

Winner: Kyle O’Reilly, by submission

Shane Taylor Promotion takes another loss on the night, but it was a hell of a fight against Kyle O’Reilly! But Kyle is going to face Malakai Black this Wednesday, will Dynamite be The End of Kyle’s comeback?

 

Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.

Lexy Nair is with Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn. First off, congrats on the recent success of the newest video. Thank you, Lexy. And Bowens is facing Brian Cage in tonight’s main event, how- Daddy Ass has us stop there. Let’s talk about everyone going crazy, running wild. The Embassy turning on Swerve, The Elite abusing their authority. Billy isn’t sure if Lexy has watched older wrestling, but Billy has a thing about authority. So if they wanna get wild, if they wanna go nuts, that is right up their aisle!

Caster says that’s right! He also thanks Lexi for saying those nice things about his song. But that song was about him and Bowens going back to the Tag Division. If you read the lyrics, which are great lyrics, but none of those team decided to wrestle The Acclaimed. Perhaps they’re a little too afraid to wrestle the best team alive. So they took the first match they could find, and that turned out to be Bowens VS Brian Cage 1v1. Sure, Brian is The Machine, but there are a lot of machines that are now antiquated, and we know Brian doesn’t have AI in his brain. In fact, he can’t update his software! It’s about time Bowens takes Brian to the junkyard!

Bowens says that’s right! Platinum Max & Daddy Ass said it themselves, there is a lot of chaos and madness going on in AEW! Bowens tells Brian and his cronies that they decided to side with The Elite, well you’re looking at the foundation of AEW! The best tag team alive, the best homegrown stars, The Acclaimed! That train is gonna roll right through Brian tonight, courtesy of the Scissor King! Because EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed! Say it again, EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed!! The Five Tool Player is fired up, but will he need all those tools to dismantle The Machine?

 

Rush VS Cody Chhun!

El Toro Blanco is back again, and this time he is looking to reach the top of AEW. Will he stampede through everyone put in his path until he is adored with AEW gold?

The bell rings, the fans rally up with “FOUR C! FOUR C!” Chhun runs up but Rush dodges! Chhun hits buckles, then Rush CLOBBERS him! Chhun sits in the corner checking his jaw, but Rush goes to the far side. “If you mess with the bull…” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Rush drags Chhun to a cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

Rush stands tall, but he doesn’t even care to celebrate, because this was more an inevitability than a victory to him. But then he sees Chhun stirring, and Rush drags him out of the ring! Rush CHOPS Chhun right down! Then he whips Chhun hard into barriers! The ref reprimands but Rush THROWS Chhun around again! Rush fires down fists, the fans boo as Rush DECKS Chhun! Rush won’t stop, he finds his favorite bright green cord! Rush LASHES Chhun, even as more refs rush out here! Rush CHOKES Chhun with the cord!! The refs all shout for him to stop, and Rush does. But he wants everyone to remember: Nothing happens unless HE says so!!

Rush storms off, spits on Chhun, and then grabs a chair! The refs warn him, so Rush simply stands on the chair to soak up the heat. Will nothing and no one stop Rush from rampaging his way to the top?

 

Lexy Nair is outside the trainer’s room.

She notes that to close Collision, Lance Archer & The Righteous viciously attacked FTR after the match. Bryan Danielson walks out, Lexy asks for a medical update. Well, The Elite put a bounty on Team AEW’s heads, and it seems to have worked. FTR won’t make it to Dynamite next Wednesday. But the Elite also failed, because here’s the thing. The Elite wants to change the world? They don’t even show up on Saturdays! And the failure is that Bryan is still here! So this Wednesday, Bryan will be on Dynamite. The Elite can take whatever shot they want, but they better get it done the first time. Otherwise, they won’t like the consequences.

Bryan heads out, but are The EVPs going to make sure no one makes it to Double or Nothing to oppose them?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Robyn Renegade!

The Virtuosa is still seething over her many run-ins with Thunder Rosa, but it seems their rematch isn’t destined to happen just yet. Will Deonna one-up La Mera Mera by beating Robyn worse than Rosa did?

The bell rings, the two circle, and they knuckle lock. Deonna spins to wrangle Robyn, but Robyn rolls back. Robyn wrenches, wristlocks, but Deonna rolls, rolls and gets free. The fans cheer, Deonna smirks, but Robyn runs up. Robyn waistlocks, Deonna switches, but Robyn switches back. Deonna pries free to switch again, then she trips Robyn up. Deonna runs, Robyn stays low, then Robyn hits a rolling fireman’s carry takeover! Robyn runs up but Deonna ducks the kick to roll her up! TWO, and Robyn staggers up into an arm-drag! Deonna has the armlock, the fans cheer, but Robyn endures.

Robyn fights up, Deonna hits another takeover, and she traps the arm. Deonna makes it a cover, ONE as Robyn gets the shoulder up. Deonna knuckle locks, wrenches, then clamps onto the arm. Robyn fights up to whip free, then runs to sunset flip! Deonna stays up, then slaps the arms away to clamp on an ARMBAR! Robyn fights around, flails, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna stalks Robyn, brings her around and whips, but Robyn holds ropes. Deonna ROCKS Robyn, Robyn still holds ropes! Deonna ROCKS Robyn again, whips, but Robyn reverses. Robyn ducks the forearm, and the backhand, then clinches for a HALF NELNSON FACEBUSTER! Robyn fires up, she sits Deonna up, and runs to SHOTGUN her down! Cover, TWO! Robyn is frustrated, but she drags Deonna back up and bumps her off buckles. Robyn CHOPS Deonna, smirks, and winds up to CHOP again! Robyn says one more time, then puts some stank on it. But Deonna dodges to CHOP back! Deonna whips corner to corner, but Robyn reverses.

Robyn runs in, but Deonna puts her on the apron! Robyn ROCKS Deonna first, steps in, but Deonna ARM CODE BREAKERS! Robyn writhes, Deonna storms over, and Deonna drags Robyn up. Deonna knuckle locks, wrenches, then top wristlocks to wrangle Robyn. Deonna traps the arm for a SNAP LOCK! Cover, TWO! Robyn clutches the arm but Deonna is on her again. Deonna pulls on the bad arm, then top wristlocks. Robyn endures as Deonna thrashes the arm, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna wrenches Robyn’s arm. Robyn ROCKS Deonna, but Deonna wrenches again. Robyn fires off a flurry of forearms and the fans fire up! Deonna shoves Robyn but Robyn LARIATS on return! The fans fire up with Robyn, then she wrenches Deonna to reel her in, put her in ropes, and KNEE her! Robyn runs to then STOMP Deonna down! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and Robyn is frustrated. The fans rally, Robyn drags Deonna up, then fireman’s carries. Deonna slips free, shoves, and BOOTS Robyn down! Deonna slashes her throat and vows to end this! The fans fire up as Deonna drags Robyn up.

Deonna Gotch hooks, but Robyn slips free! Robyn pump handles, but Deonna arm-drags free! Deonna BOOTS the lariat, ARMBAR DDT! FUJIWARA!! Robyn taps, Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

Deonna didn’t even need Venus De Milo, but then she puts that on Robyn anyway!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Deonna makes Robyn suffer in Rosa’s place! But wait, here comes Thunder Rosa!! La Mera Mera rushes the ring, but Deonna runs away! So when does the part about regretting to mess with a Jersey girl come in? Rosa checks Robyn, and Deonna slithers back in! Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa from behind! Oh so that’s the part about Jersey? Rosa gets up, though, and Deonna retreats again. Rosa runs Deonna down and grabs her by the hair! Rosa drags Deonna back to the ring to RAM her into the apron!

The fans fire up as Rosa tells Deonna to fight her now! Rosa puts Deonna in, Deonna rolls out of the ring and runs into the crowd! The fans boo as Deonna flees into the night. When and where will Deonna have to give Rosa this fight?

 

Scorpio Sky speaks.

“I have done things people dream about. I’ve made money, faced legends, won championship after championship after championship. And you might not wanna hear this, but that was easy. And that doesn’t mean I don’t relate. I understand a normal person put in my position would fail. Because since time began, when people wanted to see a star, they’d look up at the Sky. And all that does is put me in the perfect place to reach down and lift you all up here with me. So to all the fans around the world, I’m coming back. And I’m here for you.” But will this comeback finally be the time Scorpio Sky reaches the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Sonjay Dutt.

Lexy Nair says Sonjay asked for this time, what is on his mind? Sonjay says first off, he sure doesn’t need Lexy here so hit the bricks. Skedaddle, peace, see ya. Lexy sighs and leaves, and Sonjay says this is for Bryan Danielson. The Elite have put a price out on Bryan’s head, and Sonjay just got off the phone with them, they have worked out quite the deal. Bryan says he’ll be on Dynamite, and so is Sonjay. But no, Sonjay isn’t the one that’ll take him out once and for all. This Wednesday, it will be The American Dragon VS… The Indian Giant! Yeah, that’s right! The one in a billion, Satnam Singh!

And y’know what? Dragon meat is expensive, so hopefully he goes well with a little chicken masala. This Wednesday, it will be one hell of a cookout! Sonjay laughs to himself, but will Bryan be the one with the last laugh after taking on this giant roadblock?

 

PROGRAMMING NOTE for Rampage next week!

Yes, Rampage returns to Friday nights next week, BUT at a special time of 6:30 Eastern, 3:30 Pacific! Make sure your DVRs know so you don’t miss this special Double or Nothing weekend edition!

 

Brian Cage VS Anthony Bowens w/ The Acclaimed!

The Machine turned on Swerve and then got beat by Swerve, crossing him off the list of top contenders. But will he reboot and head for other title opportunities? Or will The Acclaimed prove they can get it done in any division?

As always, Platinum Max has a diss track! “I heard Brian Cage got captain plans. We leave you bleeding so hard, you got menstrual cramps! Damn you are ugly, lookin’ pathetic. You are so small, get off the Ozempic! When did Brian Cage stop lifting weights? Beat him so bad, whip his ass into shape! Run you outta town just like Daim, because in Portland, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens then says, “PORTLAAAAND~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does~! The fans are fired up, but will Cage get his stuff in in response?

The bell rings and the fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Cage and Bowens circle, tie up, and Cage shoves Bowens away! Cage flexes, fans are torn, and Cage says to scissor that. Bowens has Cage hold on, and then Bowens flexes. The fans cheer for Bowens, and he does scissor that! Cage runs up, Bowens gets around, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! Cage TOSSES Bowens to a corner, takes a swing, but Bowens dodges! Bowens CHOPS and CHOPS, but Cage shoves Bowens away. Cage runs up, Bowens gets under and kicks low. Bowens whips, Cage reverses, but Bowens goes up and over. Bowens hurdles, headlocks, but Cage powers out.

Bowens hurdles, slips around the lariat and DDTS! Cover, ONE!! Cage is tougher than that but the fans fire up behind Bowens. Bowens gets Cage up but Cage SPINEBUSTERS him! Cage says no more scissors! Cage storms up to RAM into Bowens! And RAM in again! And then CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” while Cage stalks Bowens. Cage bumps Bowens off buckles, then says one more time! NOT! Cage trolls the fans, whips Bowens, then runs up to UPPERCUT! LARIAT! SAIDO! Cage asks who betta but the fans are torn. Cage storms over to Bowens, drags him up, and ROCKS him with a forearm. Cage CHOPS, ROCKS Bowens again, then CHOPS again.

The ref counts, Cage whips corner to corner, then runs up. Bowens dodges the splash, blocks the kick, CLUBS the knee then KNEE JAMMERS into a DRAGON SCREW! Cage writhes and flounders to the apron while Bowens catches his breath. Bowens storms up, brings Cage up, but Cage swings! Bowens ducks, feints, then kicks the legs out! Cage hits apron on the way down, and Bowens aims. Bowens slingshots but Cage moves, so Bowens just goes to the apron. But Cage blocks the Penalty Kick to bring Bowens down, POST BOMB!! Cage gloats, then leaves Bowens behind, while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Bowens writhes, Cage goes back out to drag him up, and RAMS him into barriers! Cage brings Bowens around, SMACKS him off the apron, then drags him up again. Cage whips Bowens hard into steel steps! Bowens falls over in a heap, Cage flexes, then Cage refreshes the ring count. Cage drags Bowens up but Bowens pushes him away. Cage BOOTS Bowens down, then brings him up for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Cage gloats some more, steps into the ring, and storms up on Bowens. Bowens kicks low, throws hands, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage digs his boots into Bowens at the ropes, lets off, and Bowens sputters.

Cage CHOKES Bowens again, the ref counts, and Cage lets off again. Cage drags Bowens up, scoops and uses him for bicep curls! Cage then TOSSES Bowens away! Cage swaggers around, flexes, and covers, TWO! Bowens KICKS Cage from below! And kicks him again! Cage KICKS Bowens, whips him to ropes, then CLOBBERS Bowens! Cage clamps onto Bowens with a chinlock and grinds him down! Bowens endures, Cage grinds him into the mat, but the fans rally up. Bowens fights up to his feet, throws body shots, but Cage KNEES him away. Cage wags his finger, gloats a bit more, then runs corner to corner to forearm smash!

Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers as Rampage returns to single picture. Cage run sin, but Bowens BOOTS him! And BOOTS again! Bowens goes up, leaps, but Cage catches him! Cage suplexes, but Bowens cradle counters! TWO!! Cage escapes but Bowens ducks the discus! Bowens hobbles but he still ROCKS Cage, throws more hands, but Cage SOBATS! KICKS! Cage runs, Bowens follows. Cage dodges, Bowens redirects and spins Cage for Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! The fans fire up with Bowens! Bowens mule kicks, front kicks, runs and FAMOUSERS! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Bowens can’t believe it!

The fans rally up and Bowens rises. Bowens waits on Cage, runs up to clinch, but Cage fires elbows! Cage waistlocks, full nelsons and SLAMS Bowens down! Cover, TWO! Cage is frustrated, but he wants Bowens to get up. Cage runs up, Bowens moves aside to KICK Cage in the ropes! Then DRAPING APRON DDT!! Both men are down but the fans fire up! Bowens rises, drags Cage up, and fireman’s carries! Cage fights that to POST Bowens! And ENZIGIRI! Bowens flops around the corner, Cage brings him up from inside! DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!! Bowens is still in this and Cage is beside himself!

Cage starts up Terminator drums, the fans join in, and he drags Bowens up. Cage pump handles and lifts, but Bowens slips free of the driver! Bowens runs but Cage ducks the kick to roll Bowens up! Bowens rolls through, and he ducks the discus! The SOUTHPAW hits! Cage reels Bowens in, suplexes, DRILL- NO, Bowens slips free to ROLLING ELBOW! And SUPERKICK! Cage falls, Bowens runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives but the fans fire up! Bowens huffs and puffs and fires back up! Bowens waits on Cage, fireman’s carries, but the bad leg stops him! Cage shoves Bowens at the ref!

Cage runs up, Bowens sends him at the ref! Bowens waistlocks but Cage LOW BLOWS!! The fans boo but Cage reels Bowens in! DRILL CLAW!!! Cover, Cage wins!!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Bowens may be an excellent former Tag & Trios Champion, but sadly he isn’t at the level needed as a singles guy. Will The Acclaimed have to regroup and focus on going after The Elite? Will The Machine be granted golden opportunities by said Elite?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage to once again follow up Collision, but I’m relieved that next week is going to be a partial return to normal schedule. Because as great as the matches here were, they just felt thrown together to tangentially tell stories. For example, Kyle VS Lee was a great match but Kyle has beef with The House of Black but they didn’t want Kyle getting one over on Buddy or Brody before facing Malakai next Wednesday. Shane Taylor Promotions deserves a touch better than being fed to the bigger stories, but maybe they come around as a trio after Double or Nothing to face like Bang Bang Gang or something.

And even our main event was an example of this. Great promo from Acclaimed, great rap from Caster as usual, but also a good choice for Cage to still win out. Cage has done singles champ stuff, is going to be the singles champ guy in whatever the former Mogul Embassy becomes after this, or even just a singles guy all on his own. Rush of course squashes his opponent tonight but him going after Chhun after was a good touch. At the same time, I kinda wanted the ref to reverse the decision and disqualify Rush after the match, throwing him into a worse rage and beating up on Chhun more. And again, why no La Faccion Ingobernable? Donde esta Dralistico, Preston Vance y Jose?

Good match from Deonna VS Robyn but of course Deonna won. Rosa going after Deonna and Deonna running away was not what I was expecting, it’s rather disappointing, and why not just give us their rematch with escalated stipulations already? Deonna VS Rosa in a Last Woman Standing maybe? Iron Woman Match so that it goes right to half an hour? Something cool like that would really show Tony Khan finally wants to do more with the Women’s Division after promising it like two or three times already.

And very good promos from Bryan and Sonjay Dutt to set up Bryan VS Satnam. I would think Bryan wins, but there’s a good chance Team Triple J goes after him post match anyway. As I just said in the Collision article, Anarchy in the Arena being No Disqualifications of the highest level, we could actually get way more than just the eight men advertised as the roster starts choosing sides, a very Avengers Civil War/Endgame type situation.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/18/24)

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Chris Jericho puts the roster to the test!

In order to reach The Learning Tree, contenders will have to battle through an FTW Contender Series until only one remains! Who fights their way to a shot at The Ocho?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Will Ospreay VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo; Ospreay wins.
  • FTW Contender Series: Hook VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie; Hook wins and advances.
  • FTW Contender Series: Kastuyori Shibata VS Rocky Romero; Shibata wins and advances.
  • FTW Contender Series: Bryan Keith VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Keith wins and advances.
  • Orange Cassidy VS Isiah Kassidy; Cassidy wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Anna Jay; Deeb wins.
  • Nick Wayne VS Jack Cartwheel; Wayne wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Bryan Danielson & FTR VS Lance Archer & The Righteous; Bryan & FTR win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Will Ospreay VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo!

The Aerial Assassin gave Roderick Strong one last warning on Dynamite, but this is about paying back that knockout shot last week! Will “OSPREAY! OSPREAY!” be cashing receipts tonight? Or will it be Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble?

But before things get going, here comes The Undisputed Kingdom. Roddy, Taven & Bennett walk on out, clearly not leaving things at the face to face on Wednesday. Roddy joins commentary, the bell rings and Ospreay runs up to SHOTGUN Shane! The fans fire up while Shane bails out! Ospreay aims and PLANCHAS! Down goes Shane and the fans fire up with Ospreay! Ospreay gets Shane up and puts him in, Roddy says “Good for him.” PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, ONE!! Shane gets up, Ospreay kicks and CLUBS him, then fires forearms! Ospreay whips but Shane blocks. Ospreay CLUBS and SOBATS, then reels Shane in.

Shane suplexes first! Ospreay slips free, waistlocks, but Shane switches. Shane shoves, HURDLES, then CLOBBERS Ospreay! The Kingdom applauds while Shane paces around. Shane talks some trash, drags Ospreay up, and HEADBUTTS him! The fans rally for Ospreay, Ospreay fires forearms, but Shane ROCKS him right back! Ospreay flops out to the apron, the fans boo Shane, but then Taven talks smack. The ref tells Taven to back off, Shane tells The Kingdom this is how you finish the job! Shane CHOPS Ospreay and Ospreay sputters with the air going out of his lungs! Shane mocks the fans, Roddy says keep up those chops.

Shane stands Ospreay up against the post, tells Roddy to watch this, but then Ospreay POSTS Shane! Ospreay runs up to TORNADO- NO, Shane stops that and pops Ospreay around! Ospreay slips free, and shoves Shane into The Kingdom! The fans fire up and Roddy is furious! Ospreay SPLASHES Roddy with The WOOOO Energy! But while the ref is busy with The Kingdom, Ogogo sucker punches Ospreay! The fans boo but Ogogo soaks up the heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane looms over Ospreay, drags him up, and brings him around to put on the apron. Shane CLUBS away on Ospreay, the ref counts, and Shane goes up the apron. Shane runs  and APRON LEG DROPS! Ospreay sputters and flounders away, but Shane storms in after him. Shane paces, the fans rally up, and Ospreay fires forearms in return! Shane KNEES low, then scoops to BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes, Shane shoves him to a cover, TWO! Ogogo says it’s that close. Shane talks trash on the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Shane ROCKS Ospreay, Ospreay goes to a corner, and Shane storms up to HEADBUTT him!

Shane BODY BLOWS Ospreay and Ospreay staggers away. Shane talks Ospreay, ROCKS him again, and Ospreay drops to his knees. Shane drags Ospreay back up, to JAB! JAB! And JABS! Ospreay drops to his knees again, but Shane brings him right back up for a BEARHUG! Ospreay endures the squeeze as Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally, Ospreay fires forearm sand gets free! Ospreay fires more shots, but Shane CHOPS! Ospreay staggers, grits his teeth, and the fans fire up! But Shane CHOPS again! Ospreay headbutts the buckles to fire up! Shane CHPOS, Ospreay CHOPS, and Ospreay CHIOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS!

Shane CHOPS again, Ospreay staggers away, and Shane whips. Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! Roddy says so much talent, but Ospreay is still an idiot child fraud! The fans rally up for Ospreay, Ospreay kips up, and he runs up to BOOT in the corner! Ospreay shoves Shane away, goes up top, and BLINDSIDE CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Shane is tough but Ospreay loads up the arm! The fans fire up as Ospreay aims, Ospreay runs in, but into a KNEE! Ospreay swings, Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves, and then HEADBUTTS! Ospreay wobbles, Shane reels him in, URENAGE! Shane SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Shane is shocked!

The fans fire up as Shane huffs and puffs. Shane brings Ospreay back up, scoops, but Ospreay fights around to Electric Chair and spin! But Shane blocks the rana to POWERBOMB! Shane stands Ospreay back up, but Ospreay ducks a lariat! The SOUTHPAW finds Ospreay! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and even he’s surprised! The fans are thunderous, Shane grits his teeth and drags Ospreay up. Shane runs, but into a SPANISH FLY?! Cover, TWO!! Shane survives and Roddy is mad that Ospreay even did that! But then The Kingdom stand in Ospreay’s way! Ospreay redirects, OS- NO, Shane blocks, scoops, MARCUS GARVEY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!?

Shane is losing his cool while The Kingdom is losing their minds! Shane tucks Ospreay, lifts, but Ospreay slips free! Ospreay BOOTS, “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay goes up. Shane ROCKS Ospreay first, then climbs up. But Ospreay slips out to tuck Shane in! CHEEKY NANDOS! And AGAIN! Ospreay fires up, THIRD CHEEKY NANDOS! Then Ospreay uses the corner to help with the Canadian Rack! STORM BREAKER!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

The Kingdom is in shock seeing the BIGGEST Stormbreaker ever! Ospreay glares at Roddy as Roddy steps to the apron. But The Kingdom flanks the ring, get in and mug Ospreay! The fans boo as Bennett & Taven beat Ospreay down! They double whip, but Ospreay holds ropes! Ospreay then DUMPS both Taven & Bennett out, BOOTS Roddy off the apron, then FLIES to take out Taven & Bennett! The #BillyGOAT gets away clean, will he be able to take The Kingdom down and bring the International Championship home to The Don Callis Family?

 

Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley says, “At Double or Nothing in Las Vegas, Konosuke Takeshita-san will try to score himself a shot at the IWGP (World Heavyweight) Championship. He’s been a hell of a blue chipper for quite some time. Now, he’s got a new attitude, some new representation. And he came after me. Me. Trying to put a big ol’ notch in that gun belt. Hey, I get it. I’ve done far worse. What’s my secret? What’s the secret of the BCC? When you stand where I stand in this sport, you get used to being a target. How do we survive? Guys like you, The Callis Family, you’re in it for the gold, you’re in it for the green and chasing fame and fortune, adulation, Instagram, all that.

“BCC, we don’t give a rat’s ass about any of that. We do this because this is who we are. This is our nature. We don’t hunt because we are hungry, we hunt because we are lions. We like it. We never, ever play for money. We play for blood.” Claudio Castagnoli adds that a lot of times, he’s the voice of reason here. Even when no one listens, it’s fine. Things just keep repeating and repeating and he doesn’t like standing here to talk to the camera, because it is the most awful thing to do. What matters is going out there and showing it week after week! And y’know how many people stand back here and tell you how good they are? How great they are?

They have passion! They practice their lines in the mirror! Then they come here, tell you how really, really good they are, and how it’s just been their dream all their lives. And it’s all fake! So fake because they don’t live it one day of their lives. It’s like The Emperor’s New Clothes. Only the BCC can see it. They see through the fake, through the facade. They see through it because while others try to make a name off BCC, that’s a big mistake. You are dealing with the real deal right here! Moxley likes it. Takeshita, you started this game. At Double or Nothing, the BCC finishes it. Will The Maniac tear down The Alpha and send a message to the rest?

 

BREAKING NEWS for AEW’s “Path to All In!”

The first-ever AEW “Summer Series” is heading to the Arlington ESports Stadium, and will be based there for six whole weeks! Collision on Saturday, July 20th, ROH Death Before Dishonor on Friday, July 26th, Collision on July 27th, Collision on Thursday, August 1st, then Saturday, August 10th AND Saturday, August 17th! Make sure you get your tickets starting in June so you can be part of this inaugural event!

 

AEW hears from Chris Jericho & “Big Bill” Morrissey.

It was backstage after Dynamite that The Learning Tree, after getting patched up, told Hook, “Wow, I can tell that I touched a nerve there when you hit me with that microphone and made me bleed my own blood.” But Hook, Jericho isn’t mad. It tells him that Hook is learning what it takes to be a champion again. Hook was the “For The World” Champion, and will be again some day, but it’ll take some time. Hook is still learning. Jericho is glad Hook is in the #JerichoVortex and hit him hard enough to make him bleed. It really hurts, but y’know what? It also makes Jericho proud. Makes him proud to see Hook get a little more serious! This is serious business!

This is what The Learning Tree is here for! To make Hook a better person and a better wrestler, both inside the ring and out. Jericho will need stitches, and will gladly get them. Because it is proof that Hook is learning what The Learning Tree is teaching. So in a roundabout way, thank you, Hook. And good luck in the qualifiers. Wow, that really hurts. Really got him with that mic. Hook is “learning,” but will he be the one teaching Jericho a thing or two?

 

FTW Contender Series: Hook VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie!

The Learning Tree is giving opportunities to those who are worthy, but it will still come down to who is the most deserving. Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil prove he’s the only one deserving? Or will Johnny #SendHook to the back of the line?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hook. The two circle, Johnny tests the waters with kicks. The two tie up, Hook headlocks, and Hook wrenches to a hammerlock then headlock. Hook hits a SAYANAGI, and Johnny staggers to his feet. The fans rally as the two circle again. They tie up, Johnny ROCKS Hook! Hook wrenches back to SAYANAGI again! Hook clamps on for a wristlock, but Johnny fights up. The fans duel, Johnny fights up and trips Hook up. Johnny runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Hook is tougher than that but Johnny rains down forearms and elbows! The fans duel more as Johnny keeps throwing down shots!

Hook wants an arm but Johnny slips around to cravat. Johnny cranks the neck, Hook endures and fights up. The fans rally and duel, Hook pries at the hold to then power Johnny into a SAIDO! Hook runs up to LARIAT! Johnny staggers back up, Hook clinches and throws knees! Hook TOSSES Johnny across the ring! Johnny gets up in a huff, kicks, but Hook catches him! LEG CAPTURE SUPLEX! The fans fire up with Hook and he storms around. Hook brings Johnny up but Johnny JAWBREAKERS! Johnny ROCKS Hook, Hook ROCKS Johnny! Hook fires more shots, but Johnny kicks low! Hook dodges the lariat, but almost runs into Taya!

The ref reprimands Taya for being on the apron, but Hook turns around into a FLYING CHUCK! Johnny goes to the corner, climbs up, STARSHIP PAIN FLOPS as Hook moves! Hook is mad now, and he clamps on for REDRUM!! Johnny fights but Hook has the hooks in! Johnny TAPS, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission (advances to the Triple Threat)

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil is now moving on to Dynamite’s Triple Threat #1 Contender’s match! Will he make Jericho regret not just giving him the match?

As Hook heads out, Shibata makes his entrance! The Wrestler is also in this series, and he gives Hook a fist bump as they cross paths. Will Shibata join Hook in that Triple Threat? Or will Azucar make things sweet?

FTW Contender Series: Kastuyori Shibata VS Rocky Romero!

The bell rings, the two shake hands, and the fans cheer. Shibata and Rocky circle, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. They knuckle lock, Shibata gets around to waistlock, but Rocky switches. Shibata switches, Rocky goes for a leg, but Shibata waistlocks again. Rocky wrenches out to a wristlock but Shibata spins and wrenches back. Rocky rolls but Shibata wrangles him! Shibata double wristlocks, but Rocky powers Shibata to ropes. Shibata still holds onto the wristlock as Rocky tries to whip. The fans rally, Rocky throws knees and powers out this time. Shibata stops himself to stomp Rocky on the back!

Shibata gets a leg, steps through, and has the FIGURE FOUR! The fans “WOO~!” as Rocky endures. Shibata puts on pressure, but Rocky crawls for ropes! ROPEBREAK, and Shibata lets go quickly. Shibata stomps Rocky, CLUBS him, then CLUBS him again. Shibata runs, but Rocky catches him into an IRON OCTOPUS! The fans cheer while Shibata endures! Shibata fights up, pops free and throws Rocky down! And it’s back to the FIGURE FOUR! Rocky endures again while fans “WOO~!” Shibata puts on the pressure, Rocky pries at the main leg, but Shibata pulls on Rocky’s legs. They roll, roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, the leglock is undone, and Shibata brings Rocky up to bump him off buckles. Shibata fires forearms, UPPERCUTS, then UPPERCUTS again. Shibata goes corner to corner, but into a BOOT! Rocky kicks again, Shibata bocks, so Rocky reel shim in for an UPPERCUT! Rocky goes up and jumps, TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Rocky stands and he stomps Shibata. Shibata sits up, Rocky KICKS him in the back. Rocky wrenches an arm, YANKS it, then wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER! Rocky KICKS Shibata in the bad arm, then brings Shibata around. Rocky turns Shibata over, traps the right arm and he pulls on the bad one, SACRIFICE! Shibata writhes and clutches the elbow. Rocky storms up to hook that bad arm and KNEE DROP! Rocky drags Shibata up, wraps the bad arm around the ropes, and then digs his boots in. Rocky CHOPS, Shibata drops to his knees, but Rocky wrenches again. ELBOW BREAKER! Rocky KICKS the bad arm again! And again!

Rocky cravats to snapmare Shibata, then runs to basement dropkick! Rocky fires up and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Rocky KICKS Shibata in the arm! Shibata eggs Rocky on and the fans rally up. Rocky KICKS again, but Shibata stands! Rocky KICKS, and KICKS, but Shibata just steps into them! Shibata DECKS Rocky and the fans fire up! Rocky is dazed but Shibata brings him up. Shibata CHOPS and the fans “WOO~!” Shibata CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS and UPPERCUTS and runs, but Rocky dumps him out! Shibata stays on the apron, and gets a SLEEPER! The ref counts, Rocky wrenches free to HOTSHOT the arm! Rocky reels Shibata in through ropes, to KICK, KICK and he goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK!

The fans fire up, Rocky drags Shibata to a cover, TWO! Rocky frowns but stays focused as he brings Shibata up. Rocky cravats, Shibata pushes out of Sliced Bread! Rocky’s leg jams, Shibata CLOBBERS him! Shibata comes back, leg scissor takedown into the HEEL HOOK!! Rocky flails, reaches out, but Shibata keeps him back! Rocky crawls his way over, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The fans are torn as Shibata lets Rocky go. Shibata stomps Rocky, drags him up, and fires off forearms. Shibata UPPERCUTS, then stomps Rocky down. Shibata goes corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! The fans fire up but Shibata’s not done!

Shibata hits a HALF HATCH, then covers, TWO! Shibata clamps on a SLEEPER! Rocky fights up, pries at the hold, pops free to somersault clutch, TWO! Shibata swings, Rocky gets under and backslides, TWO! Shibata escapes, gets a leg, ducks the enzigiri but not the REWIND! Rocky rolls up deep, TWO!! Shibata escapes again and the fans fire up! Rocky and Shibata reset, Rocky UPPERCUTS, then HAYMAKERS! Rocky runs in, but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Shibata runs to PENALTY KICK! Then he gets Rocky’s legs, for the FIGURE FOUR!! Rocky endures, flails, but he’s at center! Rocky TAPS, Shibata wins!

Winner: Katsuyori Shibata, by submission (advances to the Triple Threat)

And with that, we’re two thirds of the way to that contender’s match! Shibata shows Rocky respect, Rocky shows it back, and Rocky tells Shibata to go win that title. Will The Wrestler get past the Triple Threat to get another shot at Jericho?

Well, just like Shibata did with Hook, Bryan Keith makes his way out while Shibata’s leaving. The Bounty Hunter gives The Wrestler a tip of the hat, will this be the final piece to the puzzle? Or will things get literally much bigger for Dynamite?

As the Iron Savages make their entrance, Jacked Jameson tells “all you fat morons, skinny idiots, and Low T Losers to shut up.” The fans boo instead, but Jameson says he rode the Max Rail Line from the airport to the hotel downtown, and all along the tracks, it is filled with trash! Now that they’re here in the Moto Center, it’s funny, because it’s also filled with trash! The fans boo being insulted, but Jameson says he can’t wait to leave this dump. But this is the Sauce Hoss, Beefcake Boulder! He’s sippin’ sauce, livin’ hoss, and taking everybody to #TIDDYCITY! And then he just attacks Keith!!

FTW Contender Series: Bryan Keith VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

The bell rings and Boulder fires big elbows and clotheslines into Keith in a corner! Bulky Bronson and Jacked Jameson cheer him on, but Keith slips free of the scoop! Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS, then runs, but into a BOOT! Boulder drags Keith up, scoops him again, and flexes as he carries Keith around. POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Keith is tougher than that but Boulder tells Jameson to pass him that Savage Sauce! Jameson gets on the apron but the ref tells him to hop down. This is all a distraction so Bronson can get involved! Boulder brings down the straps but Keith sends Bronson into Tiddy City!

Bronson falls, Keith BITES them tibbies! The fans fire up, Keith runs, but Boulder ELBOWS him down! Boulder goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Boulder wobbles, Keith goes up and reels him in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall (advances to the Triple Threat)

Now that was a BIG win for Bryan Keith! The Triple Threat is set, will The Bounty Hunter be just one step away from having his prize?

 

Backstage interview with Pac.

Lexy Nair has found The Bastard somewhere in the bowels of the arena, and says that last week, The Bang Bang Gang had a message for him. Does Pac care to respond? Pac says he couldn’t care less! But obviously, he saw their little message. Credit where credit is due, those guys are very funny chaps. Hilarious, even. And typically, they’re naughty behavior would really ruffle his bastard feathers. But not today. He couldn’t care less. Pac hasn’t felt a thing in weeks! And you expect him to care about those idiots?! In fact, let this be an open invitation! Make him feel something! Make him feel anything, boys! He’s begging you, daring you! Make him care. Try harder.

And as for Lexy, just leave him alone. She nods and leaves. The Bastard is in no mood, but will that all change the next time Bullet Club Gold takes aim at him?

 

Bullet Club Gold is here!

AEW returns from break, and wait! They’ve attacked Pac! They drag him out here on stage! Jay White kneels beside Pac, gets a mic, and makes Pac sit up. “I bet you care now, don’t you? Bastard.” The Switchblade & The Gunns leave Pac down and out, and White says he told Pac to stay out of their business. Is Pac going to heed the Bang Bang Gang’s warning? Or is he only going to escalate things from here?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Christian Cage tells Nick Wayne, “You have a match right here tonight on Collision. And it’s jut a precursor to this coming Wednesday on Dynamite, because you are gonna be facing… Swerve Strickland. I know you’re ready for it. Yo have our support.” Nick thanks Christian, and says he’s been meaning to talk with him. A year ago, when Swerve jumped him in the garage, Nick was just a boy. A kid. But ever since teaming with Christian, he has changed. Nick is now a man! And tonight, this is just a warm-up. Nick knows he can beat Swerve on his own. Nick heads out, Christian & Mother Shayna beam with pride. Will Swerve’s House soon end up in Wayne’s World?

 

Orange Cassidy VS Isiah Kassidy!

Freshly Squeezed is certainly feeling out of sorts after Trent Beretta made things all about #JustTrent. But likewise, Private Party might have to get serious as sadly, Marq Quen is again on the shelf. Cassidy or Kassidy, who wins to get themselves back on the right track?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Cassidy as he and Kassidy circle. Zay runs up, Cassidy trips him but Zay kicks him away. Things speed up, Zay hurdles, Cassidy leaps over, then they keep moving. Cassidy arm-drags, Zay needs a moment, and the fans fire up. Zay runs up, Cassidy dodges, but now Zay arm-drags! Cassidy hobbles up, blocks a hip toss, then he wrenches to a backslide! TWO, and Cassidy reels Zay in! Zay rolls Cassidy, TWO! Cassidy sweeps to cover, ONE! Zay sweeps to cover, ONE! They keep going back and forth, then Zay goes Matrix! But Cassidy powers him down, ties the legs up, BOW ‘N’ ARROW!

The fans fire up while Zay endures, and Zay pops free to cover! TWO, Cassidy avoids a boot, then shows punch! Zay stumbles back, the fans fire up! Zay bails out and wants a timeout. Cassidy does give him time on the outside, and Zay paces around. The ring count climbs, Zay hurries up but Cassidy BLASTS him off the apron! Cassidy builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Zay avoids the desk! Don Callis is watching backstage and approves. Cassidy goes out after Zay to ROCK him with a right, then Cassidy refreshes the count. Cassidy ROCKS Zay again, refreshes the count again, taking a pause to lounge on the apron.

Cassidy DECKS Zay this time, then he puts his hands up. The fans cheer as Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets! Cassidy runs up at Zay, to SHOTGUN him into the barriers! The fans fire up as Cassidy kips up. Cassidy stalks Zay, drags him up, and whips him into more barriers! But wait, Trent is walking down the bleachers! Th efans boo but Cassidy is distracted, and Zay attacks! Zay CLUBS away, then shoves Cassidy down. Zay whips Cassidy, Cassidy reverses, Zay goes up the barriers! Zay flips up and over, then RAMS Cassidy into barriers! BARRIER BACK SUPLEX! Trent pretends to be concerned as Zay puts Cassidy in.

Zay climbs up, leaps, but Cassidy gets away! Zay rolls, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, but runs into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Zay drags Cassidy up, whips Cassidy into a corner hard, and Cassidy tumbles up and out! Trent applauds, the ring count starts, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Zay leaves Cassidy behind, Cassidy rolls his way towards the apron but the count is 5 of 10. Cassidy stands and rolls in at 7, only for Zay to DROPKICK him back out! Zay then goes out to get Cassidy, and whips him hard into barriers! Zay mocks the hands in pockets, then he stomps away on Cassidy. Zay drags Cassidy up and puts him in the ring, then slingshot SENTONS! Zay mocks the hands in pockets some more, then soaks up the heat with a mocking thumbs up. Zay then mocks the “devastating” kicks! Zay kicks and kicks, but Cassidy fires body shots in return! Zay gets around to hit a BIG back suplex!

Zay talks trash, stalks Cassidy, then drags him up. Zay CHOKES Cassidy on the ropes, but the ref counts. Zay lets off at 4, argues with the ref, then drags Cassidy up. Zay whips Cassidy hard into buckles! Cassidy falls in a heap and flops right out of the ring. Zay drags steel steps over, talks a little trash on Trent, then grabs Cassidy. Zay SMACKS Cassidy off the steps, talks a bit more smack on Trent, but Trent tells him to focus on Cassidy. Zay drags Cassidy up to the very top of the steps, and Trent says go ahead. Zay lifts, Collision returns to single picture, but Cassidy fights back! Cassidy back drops Zay to the floor!

The fans rally for Cassidy as he gets in the ring. Cassidy grits his teeth, Trent frowns, and Zay rolls back in. Cassidy drags himself up with the ropes, the fans rally, and Zay storms up, but into counter punches! They go back and forth, Zay eggs Cassidy on, so Cassidy ROCKS him again and again! Zay RAMS Cassidy into a corner, then reels him in, to suplex! STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! The fans fire up, Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT! The fans fire up again while Trent scowls. Cassidy grits his teeth, kips up, and the fans cheer! The elbow pad comes off and Cassidy throws it at Trent! Cassidy aims at Zay, for the ORANGE- NO Zay ducks!

Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift but the back gives up! Zay CLUBS away, reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy powers up! Zay sunset flips, TWO!! Cassidy escapes, kicks, but Zay blocks and flips him off! Step over WHEEL KICK! The fans rally, Cassidy goes to a corner, and Zay runs up! Cassidy sends him into buckles! Cassidy runs in, Zay dodges, Cassidy tumbles up and out! Cassidy bumps Zay off buckles, runs him side to side for another! And then another! but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Cassidy wobbles, Zay reels him in, but Cassidy back drops him to the apron! Zay gets up, Cassidy BOOTS him! Zay BOOTS back!

Cassidy roars, DOUBLE BOOTS send both men down! The fans fire up as Cassidy and Zay flounder around. Cassidy sees Trent, the ref has them both calm it down! Trent says he’s just watching, he’s a good boy. Zay CALF KICKS Cassidy against barriers! Zay puts Cassidy in, but Cassidy comes back! Zay dodges the Orange Punch and it almost hits the ref! Cassidy turns around, dodges Zay, but the ref ends up helping Zay with SILLY STRING!! Cassidy staggers up, Zay runs, tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Zay keeps going, he climbs a corner! SWANTON BOMB to Cassidy’s back! Cover, TWO!!! Zay can’t believe Cassidy survives!

The fans rally, Trent is upset, but Zay drags Cassidy up and reels him in. Cassidy lifts to BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

Trent is disappointed but Callis is pleased. Is Cassidy really going to end up turning to the dark side- er, Don Callis Family? Lexy interviews Trent at ringside, saying we saw him attack his former best friends. And now he’s here in the front row to watch the match. Clearly, this is far from over. Trent says being here ringside, it is plainly obvious that he is a better wrestler than Cassidy! The fans boo but Trent says the only reason Cassidy won was because he cheated! Trent claims Cassidy is a sociopath who thinks rules don’t apply to him! But they do! Rules matter!

But while we’re all out here, Trent wants to issue a challenge for Double or Nothing! A straight up wrestling match! Trent VS “that narcissist,” Orange Cassidy! Cassidy DECKS Trent!! Cassidy drags Trent over the railing, security separates them fast! The fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see that soon enough. Will Trent suffer for what he did? Or will his delusional ego fuel him until he’s gotten rid of all his former Best Friends?

 

Serena Deeb VS Anna Jay!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is preparing to take on the AEW Women’s World Champion, “Timeless” Toni Storm. Double or Nothing is just over a week away, will Deeb use the Star of the Show to tune-up for the leading lady?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deeb throws her shirt at Anna, then kicks her low! Deeb CLUBS away, reels Anna in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Deeb keeps on Anna by tying her up in Paradise! Deeb sits on Anna while Anna is stuck! Deeb then rallies the fans, runs up and DROPKICKS Anna out of Paradise! The fans cheer, Deeb brings Anna up, but Anna fires off forearms! Anna whips, ROCKS Deeb, then snapmares. Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Deeb staggers up, Anna reels her in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Deeb stumbles away, Anna ROCKS her in a corner! Anna whips Deeb corner to corner, runs up, but blocks boot!

Deeb reels Anna in to KICK Anna, then slips out to the apron. Deeb avoids Anna’s shoulder thrust, to get her for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! The fans cheer Deeb as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb storms in, drags Anna up, ripcords and ELBOWS her, then wrenches to hook Anna up, IRON OCTOPUS! Anna endures, even as Deeb bends her fingers! Anna fights her way forward, ROPEBREAK! Deeb holds until the ref counts 4, then she whips. Anna reverses but Deeb turns hip toss into takedown! Deeb sits down, has the legs, and turns Anna over for the SEATED SURFBOARD! Anna endures as Deeb rocks the boat, then Deeb lets off to hook the arms, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Anna escapes, but Deeb TOSSES her out! Deeb runs up, but Anna ROCKS her back! Anna storms in, but Deeb gets a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW!

Deeb runs, and she BLASTS Anna off the apron! Deeb then storms out after Anna, drags her up, and reels her in. TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT to the floor! Anna flounders, Deeb fires up, and Deeb gets Anna into the ring. Cover, TWO, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Deeb has Anna in a COBRA TWIST! Anna endures, pries at the hold, and HIP TOSSES free! The fans fire up as Deeb stands up, and Anna cradles! TWO, and Anna dodges Deeb to CLOBBER her! And ELBOW her down! Anna fires up, runs corner to corner, ELBOW! ROLLING ELBOW! Anna whips corner to corner, runs in, LEG LARIAT! The fans fire up and Anna whips again, but Deeb reverses. Anna still catches Deeb for a COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Anna hurries to get Deeb up, whips her to ropes, but Deeb dodges now! Deeb dodges again, then LARIATS Anna down! Deeb fires up and the fans are torn.

Deeb stalks Anna to a corner, runs up, but into a BOOT! Deeb roars, blocks the boot, ELBOWS Anna and hooks her up in the ropes! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Anna hobbles, Deeb reels her in, but Anna switches! Deeb switches, Anna fights the nelson and elbows Deeb. Deeb shoves Anna to SNAP GERMAN! Then Deeb wrenches, hammerlocks, and PEPSI TWISTS! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives but Deeb keeps her focus. The fans rally for Deeb and she brings Anna up. Deeb reels Anna in, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna runs, Deeb follows, CHOP BLOCK! Then Deeb stomps the bad leg, drops an elbow on the knee, then drops another elbow!

But Anna gets the QUEENSLAYER!! Deeb pushes back to a cover, TWO!! Anna lets Deeb go, gets her back up, Gory Especial! But the bad leg stops her! Deeb backslides Anna, rolls her through and reels her in! Deeb tucks the arms, for the DEEB-TOX!! But that’s not all, Deeb kicks Anna over to get that leg! HALF CRAB! Wait, Luther is out here? He is taking Deeb’s banner?! Anna TAPS, Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

Deeb sees what that butler is up to, and she’s furious! Deeb can’t believe Storm would be so petty as to have her manservant take her banner! Mariah May walks out here now, she and Luther hold the banner open for all to see, but what’s this about? Oh well here comes Toni Storm herself! The Leading Lady looks at the banner, and strips behind it!? The banner is now a dress that wraps around Storm as she kicks off her shoes! Deeb is even angrier now, and she chases after Storm! Storm and entourage run away, will Deeb strip Storm naked of that Women’s World Championship?

 

Nick Wayne VS Jack Cartwheel!

The Prodigy of The Patriarchy, the honorary son of Christian Cage, is looking to get payback on Swerve himself next Wednesday. But will he be ready to make AEW into Wayne’s World? Or will he struggle to even get past the acrobatic wonder that is Jack Cartwheel?

The bell rings, Wayne runs up to BOOT Jack down! Wayne stomps away on Jack, lets off to soak up heat, and then takes aim again. Wayne runs corner to corner, but Jack cartwheels away! And cartwheels again! Jack runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS! Wayne bails out, Jack CARTWHEEL KICKS him down! The fans fire up for Jack, and he builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP, emphasis on flop! Wayne avoided disaster, then gets Jack up and into the ring. Wayne says he’s too smart for that, and he rains down fists! The fans boo as Wayne lets off, and he slams Jack down. Wayne stands on Jack’s face, scrapes him, then PENALTY KICKS him!

Wayne flexes and soaks up heat, then goes back to Jack. Wayne pats Jack on the face, goes up and up, into WAYNE’S WORLD!! Wayne goes to cover, but then says no, that’s not good enough. Wayne sits Jack up, tells Swerve that he’ll be waiting. “Whose House?”! HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Wayne wins!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall

Message sent, but surely The Realest doesn’t sweat Nick Wayne. Will Swerve make Wayne’s World come crashing down? Or is this a trap game so close to Double or Nothing?

 

Six Man Tag: Bryan Danielson & FTR VS Lance Archer & The Righteous!

It would seem there’s a bounty out for The Elite’s opponents in Anarchy in the Arena. The American Dragon, Cash & Dax don’t mind, though, because they’re always down for a fight! Will AEW’s Top Guys prove to the EVPs that if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself? Or will The Murderhawk Monster alongside good o’ Dutch & Vincent show that #EverybodyDies?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against Vinnie. The fans rally up, the two circle, and they tie up. Dax puts Vinnie in a corner, Vinnie turns things around, and Vinnie smothers Dax. Vinnie throws body shots, lets off as then ref counts, then throws more body shots. Vinnie brings Dax around to scrape off the ropes! The ref reprimands, Vinnie lets off, and he whips corner to corner. Dax hits buckles hard, and Vinnie gets in Dax’s face! “This is for the EVPs, man!” Vinnie whips corner to corner, Dax reverses and CHOPS Vinnie down! Dax snap suplexes, drops a leg, then covers, TWO! Dax keeps Vinnie from his corner, tag to Cash.

Dax feeds Vinnie to Cash’s knees, then Cash fireman’s carries. He and Dax work together, assisted GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Cash headlocks, Vinnie powers up but can’t power out. Cash hits a takeover, grinds Vinnie down, and Vinnie fights up. Vinnie powers up, drops down then ELBOWS Cash! Vinnie says, “Dig what I’m saying?!” Vinnie stalks Cash to the corner, tags Dutch, and The Righteous mug Cash! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, and Dutch DECKS Cash. Dutch scoops Cash to SLAM him down! Dutch smirks at Dax, then drags Cash up. Dutch whips, Cash goes up and over and keeps moving! He even ducks the boot!

Dutch scoops, Cash slips out to JAB! JAB! JAB! Cash bobs ‘n’ weaves then DROPKICKS! Tag to Dax, FTR double whip Dutch to double body shot, and DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Dutch is tougher than that but Dax keeps on Dutch. The fans want Bryan, Dax whips but Dutch reverses. Dax BOOTS back, goes up, FLYING BULLDOG! Archer gets in to choke grip! Bryan and Cash make the save, Vinnie joins in, and it is a brawl! The fans fire up as Bryan TOSSES Vinnie! Cash ROCKS Archer, Dax throws Dutch out! Bryan runs Vinnie into barriers, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Bryan has people move aside so he can sit Vinnie in the corner. Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Bryan then runs side to side, and he DROPKICKS Vinnie into barriers! Bryan revels in the cheering, FTR keeps after Archer and Dutch. Cash CHOPS Archer, Bryan SMACKS Vinnie off the apron, and Cash high-fives fans before he CHOPS Archer again! Cash leaves Archer behind so he can help Dax with Dutch. Vinnie turns things around on Bryan, Cash HEADBUTTS Dutch! Cash puts Dutch in the ring, then scares Vinnie off. Bryan & FTR regroup, but Archer still gets a shot in on Bryan!

The teams regroup, Dax DECKS Vinnie before getting in the ring. Dax runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Dutch BODY CHECKS him! Cover, TWO! Dutch looms over Dax, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Vinnie, the Righteous mug Dax, and the ref counts. Vinnie slaps Dax around, brings him around and snapmares, then clamps on a chinlock. Vinnie squeezes tight but Dax endures and Collision returns to single picture. The fans boo but Dax endures. Dax fights up and the fans rally up. Dax throws body shots, but Vinnie ROCKS Dax! Vinnie puts Dax up top, climbs up after him, but Dax throws hands in return!

Vinnie falls back, but Dutch storms up! Dax throws hands on him, too! Dax then leaps, but into a BOOT from Vinnie! Vinnie then BASEMENT FLATLINERS! Cover, TWO! Vinnie drags Dax up, puts him in the corner and tags Archer. Archer BODY BLOWS, then he ROCKS Dax! Dax flops through ropes, but Archer brings him back in. Archer runs corner to corner to ELBOW! Archer keeps moving, and he ELBOWS Dax again! Archer keeps going, but Dax dodges! The fans fire up and Dax storms up. Archer puts Dax up top! Archer ROCKS Dax, then inverted crucifix lifts! But Dax CLAWS Archer’s face and BITES his forehead!

Dax steadies himself up top, but Archer STEP UP KNEES! Archer runs again, but only gets buckles! Archer staggers, Vinnie tags in! Vinnie gets Dax’s legs, but Dax kicks Vinnie away! Dutch tags in, runs up, but Dax avoids the elbow drop! Hot tag to Bryan! The fans fire up as Bryan fires off forearms! Dutch stays up so Bryan CHOPS, CHOPS and KICKS! The fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” with every KICK! Bryan whips, Dutch reverses but Bryan goes up and over! Bryan keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, to LEAPING LARIAT! Portland is thunderous as Bryan KICKS, KICKS and KICKS! Bryan winds up, BUZZ- NO, Dutch ducks it!

Dutch shoves Bryan to ropes, Bryan stops himself, and Dutch runs up. Bryan dumps Dutch out, builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Dutch hits railing! The fans fire up as Bryan puts Dutch back in! Bryan goes up, Dutch stands, Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Down goes Dutch, Bryan kips up! Vinnie runs up, Bryan dodges! Cash DROPKICKS Vinnie! Bryan & Cash coordinate, cash DROPKICKS Dutch! Bryan DROPKCISK Dutch while Cash DROPKICKS Vinnie! Cash PLANCHAS Vinnie, Bryan runs, but manages to escape the Scrapbuster! Bryan wrangles Dutch into the omoplata! Dutch fights around, but ends u in the LEBELL LOCK!

Archer STOMPS Bryan! Cash runs up, into a SPINEBUSTER! Archer gets Dax, for the CHOKE SLAM!! Archer roars, he and Vinnie stomp away on Bryan! The fans boo but Dutch joins in. Dutch then tags Vinnie, The Righteous gets Bryan up, AUTUMN SUNSHINE!! Cover, Cash breaks it!! But Archer SHOVES Cash out! Vinnie goes up, Archer runs in but Cash sends him into steps! Bryan trips Vinnie! Cash tags in, Bryan goes up! Cash goes to the adjacent corner! Bryan has Vinnie for the SUPERPLEX!! That’s the Power, Cash SPLASHES for the Glory! Cover, Dutch runs up! Cash moves, Dutch SPLASEHS Vinnie!

Cash fires off on Dutch, then runs to LARIAT! Archer BOOTS Cash! Archer hoists Cash up top, but Bryan’s back! BUSAIKU KNEE! But Dutch hits a SCRAPBUSTER! But Cash hits a TORNADO DDT! Vinnie has Cash for a roll-up! TWO!! Vinnie back suplexes but Cash lands out! Dax gives Cash a lift up and over, then Vinnie turns around into the SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, Bryan & FTR win!

Winners: Bryan Danielson & FTR, by pinfall

Three-fourths of Team AEW made it work, and surely The Elite is not happy about this! But then The Righteous attack! Archer hits Bryan with an APRON CHOKE SLAM! This was never about the match but about the damage done! AUTUMN SUNSHINE for Dax!! Archer goes looking under the ring while The Righteous get Cash up. Vinnie finds a chair! Archer CHOKES Dax, Dutch JAMS Cash with the chair! That chair is set down, Archer uses another to JAM Dax again and again! The fans boo, but no back-up is coming with Eddie injured and Darby absent. Archer lifts Cash, for a FULL METAL BLACKOUT!!

Cash writhes on top of the steel, but the torture isn’t over! The chair is put on top of Dax and Vinnie goes up! FULL METAL SWANTON BOMB!! But here comes Daniel Garcia! He has a chair, too! Garcia JAMS Archer, DECKS Vinnie, then hits a SAIDO on Dutch!! Garcia runs up to clothesline Dutch up and out! The fans fire up as Garcia runs off Vinnie and Archer, too! But was the save a little too late with FTR suffering the worst of it? Are The Elite going to make sure there’s no one to even be on Team AEW?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of Collision here, and of course more is set up for Double or Nothing. Very good promo from Moxley and Claudio, and Moxley VS Takeshita is made, but it will just be an IWGP World Heavyweight Championship  Eliminator, not a straight up title match. Maybe that means Takeshita wins so that he earns a title match for Forbidden Door, and then he loses there. Though, if that’s the case, Moxley must be getting past Evil at NJPW Dominion just a few weeks before Forbidden Door. Moxley’s great in the ring and all but I’m starting to agree with Shota Umino in his interview, where he said NJPW should not be some feeder to AEW.

Interesting for AEW to have Collision stationed in one spot for a six week stretch like that. Is this to make up for bad ratings/attendance for Collision? I mean, if they keep Collision interesting during that time, sure. Having something like tonight’s FTW Contender Series could help. I figured Hook would make it in, and same for Shibata. It seems the new attitude for The Iron Savages won’t count towards anything on AEW programming, Keith took Boulder out pretty easy. Hook VS Shibata VS Keith is going to be great stuff, and seeing as Jericho’s promo naturally called out Hook, there’s a good chance Hook wins. Though it’d be a great twist in the story if it wasn’t Hook or even Shibata but Keith getting his shot so that he can have another PPV title match under his belt.

Great stuff out of Ospreay VS Taylor, and I figured Ospreay would win. Great little brawl of him fighting off The Kingdom, though I was kinda hoping at least Kyle Fletcher would show up to connect the dots on Don Callis Family backing each other up. Great match of Cassidy VS Kassidy, even with Trent showing up ringside as a partial distraction. Great win for Cassidy, and Cassidy VS Trent is now made for Double or Nothing. That could go either way depending on how this courting of Cassidy goes for Don Callis, which also probably relates to how things go for Ospreay in that International Championship match. I still don’t want Cassidy to go Heel and I still don’t see Callis making a Face run work.

Very good promo from Pac to call out Bang Bang Gang, and wow I didn’t think Bang Bang Gang would get him so soon. Still unclear if this becomes a trios thing even though the Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Champions do need to defend those titles at some point. But even just Pac VS White 1v1 would be awesome stuff, would love to see it. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and of course Nick Wayne wins, even though this has also been his first singles match in months. He sure isn’t beating Swerve but that probably ends up just a set-up so the Patriarchy can beat Swerve down, keeping the go-home math in Swerve’s favor.

Very good match from Deeb VS Anna, and what an out of the box move for Storm to take Deeb’s banner and make it a dress. Still hard to say what happens at Double or Nothing, but the fans are still just so in love with Storm, it doesn’t feel like she’s losing the title. And great Six Man Tag main event, great win for Bryan & FTR but I should’ve figured there’d be a beatdown. Garcia making the save is great, and honestly it’s a little surprising he wasn’t “the fourth man” over Darby. Garcia has teamed with FTR before, there’s history with Bryan when Garcia was torn between Bryan and Jericho, something about that makes even more sense than Darby just not liking The Bucks & Jack Perry.

But at the same time, Anarchy in the Arena being No Disqualifications, Garcia can still get involved to help. In fact, many AEW wrestlers could get involved to turn this into AEW’s Avengers Civil War/Endgame whatever. Which would be a great way to top off the PPV that makes five years of AEW, honestly.

My Score: 8.7/10


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