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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/26/23)

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Will Sammy Guevara and MJF keep their deal alive?

The Spanish God and Devil of AEW made a deal for a Double or Nothing world title match, but will Darby Allin ruin the entire thing?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bandido; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
  • Dax Harwood VS Jeff Jarrett w/ Team Triple J; Jarrett wins.
  • Wardlow w/ Arn Anderson VS ???; Wardlow wins.
  • Young Pillars Tournament Finals: Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin; Sammy wins and will challenge MJF for the AEW World Championship at Double or Nothing.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey & Mark Sterling VS Taya Valkyrie; Jade wins and retains the title.
  • Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ Kip Sabian; Omega & Takeshita win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Bandido!

Freshly Squeezed is still a fighting champion, but it has done some serious damage to his body. Will Cassidy be able to make it through whatever? Or will the Most Wanted get what he most wants in championship gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Cassidy can push it past 20 defenses!

The bell rings and fans rally up for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” Cassidy steps to Bandido, raises his hands, but Bandido trips him! Things speed up, Cassidy sidesteps then avoids the handspring. Fans cheer as Bandido aims his finger gun. Fans duel now, “BAN-DI-DO!” “Freshly Squeezed!” Cassidy trips Bandido, things speed up again, and Bandido sidesteps and avoid the cartwheel. Bandido nods, but then stops Cassidy from putting his hands in his pockets! Bandido facelocks, Cassidy waistlocks, but Bandido spins, only for Cassidy to spin and wrench. Cassidy whips, Bandido reverses and arm-drags!

Cassidy arm-drags! Bandido trips Cassidy to cover, ONE! Cassidy sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Bandido kips up and fans fire up. Bandido raises his hands, to double finger gun! Cassidy keeps cool, raises his hands, and then takes those finger guns, to put them in the pockets! Bandido lifts Cassidy, but Cassidy swings and headscissors Bandido out! Cassidy builds speed, but then just puts his hands in the pockets! Fans cheer while the ring count climbs. Bandido returns at 5 of 10, Cassidy dodges and things speed up. Bandido hurdles, Cassidy leaps over, then Cassidy rolls to RANA! Bandido stands, into a SHOTGUN!

Fans fire up as Bandido bails out again! Cassidy kips up, and then he claps with the fans. Cassidy builds speed to DIVE, but into a fireman’s carry! SNAKE EYES off the railing! Fans are torn but Bandido stomps Cassidy down. Bandido brings Cassidy up, brings him around, and ROCKS him with a forearm. And another! And then a haymaker! Bandido pushes Cassidy into the ring, covers, ONE! Cassidy still hangs tough but Bandido stomps him. Bandido whips Cassidy to the corner, runs in and RAMS a shoulder! Bandido RAMS Cassidy again and again, then GAMANGIRIS! Cassidy drops and Bandido says BANG!

Cassidy falls over while fans are torn on Bandido. Bandido gets fans to chant, “SI SE PUEDES!” as he brings Cassidy up. Bandido whips Cassidy to ropes, SPINEBUSTERS, then has the leg for a STRETCH MUFFLER! He also gets an arm, NUMERO DOS! But Cassidy endures, flails, reaches around, and fans rally up! Cassidy gets his arm free, turns and crawls, to get the ROPEBREAK! Bandido lets go quickly and brings Cassidy back up. Bandido whips, DROPKICKS, and Cassidy falls out of the ring! Bandido builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans are thunderous as AEW goes picture in picture!

Bandido high fives fans in the front row on both sides of the ramp, then he drags Cassidy back up. Bandido RAMS Cassidy into steel steps! The ring count is climbing but Bandido fires the fans up. Bandido puts Cassidy in, covers, TWO! Cassidy is still in this but Bandido is right on him. Bandido hooks up the legs, encourages the fans to get louder, then he grabs Cassidy’s arms. Up, up and away, into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Cassidy endures, gets his arms free, but Bandido throws him down with the legs! Bandido then hurries to get a CAMEL CLUTCH! Bandido fishhooks Cassidy’s face!

The ref reprimands, Bandido lets off and apologizes, and Cassidy sits up in a daze. Bandido brings Cassidy back up, CLUBS him on the back, then brings him up again. Bandido suplexes, holds Cassidy up with one arm and counts it out! He counts to cinco! Then DIEZ! Then QUINCE! VEINTE! But Cassidy starts kicking! Dynamite returns to single picture as Bandido brings him back up! Cassidy keeps fighting, but Bandido powers him up again, but into STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Bandido blocks the DDT to SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as both men stir.

Bandido and Cassidy slowly rise, feeding off the energy. Bandido CHOPS! He eggs Cassidy on, so Cassidy “chops!” Bandido shakes his head, and CHOPS! Cassidy “chops!” And “chops!” Fans go wild with every shot, and then Cassidy winds up, but Bandido SUPERKICKS! Cassidy superkicks but misses! BOOT from Bandido, then an UPPERCUT in the corner! Bandido whips corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out to bump Bandido off buckles! And then off more buckles! Then side to side for buckle bump after bump! All the way to DIEZ! Bandido falls back and Cassidy climbs up the corner.

Bandido stands, Cassidy leaps, CROSSBODY! Cassidy keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges but Bandido catches him into a torture rack! Cassidy slips free, shoves Bandido to ropes, and scoops to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Bandido survives and fans fire up! Bandido bails out and Cassidy grits his teeth. Cassidy builds speed, DIVES and he sends Bandido into railing! Cassidy puts Bandido back in, goes up the corner, but Bandido GAMANGIRIS first! Cassidy falls to the apron, fans rally and duel, and Bandido drags Cassidy up. Bandido climbs the corner to then drag Cassidy up to join him, deadlift SUPERPLEX!

Bandido drags Cassidy up again, whips and pop-up CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and shocks Bandido! Cassidy goes to a corner, Bandido runs in, but into a BOOT! Bandido comes back, into an ELBOW! Cassidy goes up but Bandido GAMANGIRIS again! Bandido climbs up to join Cassidy, clinches him, but Cassidy throws elbows! Cassidy shoves Bandido down, adjusts, but Bandido SHORYUKENS! Bandido climbs back up, Cassidy shoves him away again, and Cassidy leaps, into Bandido’s arms! Bandido trophy lifts Cassidy, with one arm! And then the SLAM! Fans fire up as Bandido goes right up top!

Bandido aims, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?! Cassidy survives and shocks everyone! Bandido drags Cassidy up, Cassidy dodges and swings, but Bandido blocks to wrench. But Cassidy uses that for the MOUSE TRAP! TWO!!! Bandido rolls Cassidy around into a sunset, TWO!!! Cassidy escapes, runs in, but Bandido clinches. Cassidy whips, Bandido reverses, POP-UP ORANGE PUNCH!! Cassidy hurries to Alabama Lift, BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)

Freshly Squeezed survives his shootout with Bandido, and he hits the 20th defense mark! But he also shows Bandido respect by helping him to his feet. Bandido hands Cassidy his belt, and Cassidy gives Bandido some sunglasses! Fans cheer the sportsmanship, will we see this match happen again down the line?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

This Friday, April 28th, Rampage will air at a special start time of 5:30 PM Eastern, 2:30 Pacific. Make sure to adjust accordingly so you won’t miss the action!

 

Backstage interview with Adam Cole.

Renee Paquette is with the Undisputed One, and brings up last week’s attack where Cole and Britt Baker were lured into a trap by Chris Jericho and the Outcasts. Surely, Cole has a lot on his mind, so what are his feelings tonight? “Here’s the deal. Tonight, I’m gonna go out to that ring, and I’m gonna call out Chris Jericho. And if he decides he’s not a coward and actually wants to come out there, I’m gonna show him exactly the mistake that he made. And if you don’t come out, Chris, I’ll find you.” Cole heads out, and then Cassidy and Bandido walk in. He asks if Renee is here to interview him after that match.

Renee does congratulate Cassidy and Bandido on that great match. But sorry, no, this was because of what went down last week with Cole, Britt, the JAS and Outcasts. Cassidy says, “Oh,” then leaves. Bandido also adds, “Oh,” and then leaves. Will The Ocho answer the challenge put to him by Adam Cole Baybay? Or is Cole just setting himself up for another ambush?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin and “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry.

AEW returns as Renee stands with two of the Four Young Pillars, and notes that Darby did request to have this time to talk. Darby knows that they all said some things last week that both can agree went a little too far. Darby is here to kill the beef between them. They don’t have to like each other, but they should respect each other. And if Darby knew what was going to happen last week, he wouldn’t have been watching from the rafters but down at ringside. How that match with Sammy Guevara ended was complete crap. And, there’s a good chance Sammy and MJF will try the same thing tonight.

So if JB cares about this Pillar stuff, Darby is simply asking him to have his back. JB says Darby is right, they did both say some things that maybe went a little too far. And Darby is right that they aren’t the best of friends, nor will they be. But JB does wish it was going to be him and Darby out there tonight instead of Sammy. But it’s not, so good luck. Well, yeah, it would’ve been nice if it was JB VS Darby. Because Darby would’ve beat him again. Oh, is that so? JB thinks Darby got lucky last time. Well, Darby’s got a match to go get ready for, so see you out there. Darby pats JB on the shoulder, but will JB really be in Darby’s corner?

 

Dax Harwood VS Jeff Jarrett w/ Team Triple J!

The friends of Mark Briscoe managed to work together as a quartet, but then quickly turned on each other after the bell. Will Dax the Ax cut down the Last Outlaw? Or will Double J remind us, ain’t he great?

Wait, wait, the refs rush out to preemptively eject Lethal, Sonjay & Satnam from ringside! They don’t want Jarrett getting any help from his friends here tonight. Will this be a much fairer fight now?

The bell rings and the two circle. Dax and Jarrett feel things out, tie up, and Dax puts Jarrett in a corner. Jarrett powers Dax back but Dax puts him in another corner. The ref counts the break, and Jarrett shoves Dax away. The two reset, tie up, and Jarrett arm-drags! Dax stops Jarrett from strutting and Jarrett goes to ropes for defense. The fans boo but Dax steps away. Jarrett and Dax tie up, Jarrett wrenches, but Dax rolls and spins to then spin and wrench and headlock for the takeover! Jarrett headscissors and holds tight. Dax kips free on the second try, but Jarrett headlocks.

Jarrett spins, waistlocks, trips Dax, and then walks all over him before the strut. Dax storms up again, they tie up again, and Jarrett headlocks. Dax powers out, Jarrett runs him over, and then runs him over again! Things speed up, Dax runs to duck ‘n’ dodge ‘n’ slide, but Jarrett arm-drags! And hip tosses! And scoops, to SLAM! “Now we’re talkin’!” Jarrett struts! Fans boo but Dax waits for Jarrett to stop. Jarrett turns around, into a CHOP! Dax CHOPS again! Dax bumps Jarrett off buckles, turns him around, and CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! Dax whips corner to corner, runs in, but into an elbow!

Jarrett throws haymakers, then bumps Dax off buckles. Jarrett stomps a mudhole, talks trash, soaks up the heat, but Dax CHOPS! Dax reels Jarrett in to snap suplex! Leg drop! Cover, TWO! Dax drags Jarrett up and reels him in, to hoist him up onto the top rope! Fans rally for Dax as CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax climbs up, but Jarrett resists the lift! Jarrett throws body shots, to then SUPER GOURD BUSTER! Dax crawls away, Jarrett pursues, and AEW goes picture in picture.

Jarrett drags Dax to the apron, and ELBOWS him! Dax sputters, Jarrett lines up another shot, and ELBOWS Dax on the back of the neck! Dax staggers away, Jarrett whips him into railing, and fans fire up. Jarrett stalks Dax, brings him around and whips him into more railing! Dax staggers, Jarrett gets the chair, but Dax kicks him first! Dax CHOPS and throws hands while the ref confiscates the chair. Dax puts Jarrett in the ring, whips him to a corner, but Jarrett reverses! Dax hits buckles hard and falls back! Jarrett says he’s smarter than that, and he whips Dax hard into the other corner!

Dax ends up on ropes and Jarrett runs in to STRADDLE ATTACK! And once again, Jarrett struts! Jarrett drags Dax up, but Dax throws body shots! And an UPPERCUT! And another! Dax whips, Jarrett reverses and catches Dax to a SLEEPER! Dax flails, reaches out, and fans rally. Dax is fading, the ref checks him, but Dax gets his second wind! Dax fights up to JAWBREAKER! Jarrett sputters, Dax grits his teeth and Dynamite returns to single picture. Jarrett ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Jarrett! They go haymaker for haymaker, then Dax JABS! JABS! JABS! Jarrett ducks the haymaker to get the leg, SHINBREAKER!

Jarrett steps through, Dax rolls him up! TWO, but Dax has the legs! Jarrett kicks him away hard, both men get up, and Jarrett runs in, only to get buckles! Dax goes up fast, to DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally as Dax and Jarrett slowly rise. Dax brings Jarrett up and in, but Jarrett fights the lift! Jarrett wrenches out, but Dax slips around to a backslide! TWO!! Jarrett escapes, both men swing but both men duck the haymakers! Dax shows punch but that’s a fake-out! Dax reels Jarrett in, to a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Jarrett survives and Dax can’t believe it! Jarrett bails out but Dax pursues!

Jarrett goes to the ramp, but Dax reels Jarrett in to CHOP! Dax ROCKS Jarrett, RAMS him into railing, and then RAMS him in again, to CHOP! Jarrett scurries into the ring but Dax climbs the corner. Jarrett turns around, but he avoids the missile dropkick! FIGURE-NO, Dax kicks Jarrett! Jarrett tries again, Dax still kicks him away! Jarrett gets the legs, to CATAPULT Dax into a corner! Roll-up, TWO!! Dax survives and fans rally up. Dax swings, but into a SHIN- NO, Dax sunset flips! Jarrett rolls through, steps through, but Dax cradle counters! TWO!?! Jarrett escapes and even he is surprised!

Both men stand, Jarrett ROCKS Dax! Jarrett ROCKS Dax again, whips, but Dax reverses to wrench and short arm LARIAT! Jarrett flounders out to the apron and fans fire up behind Dax. Dax storms up to Jarrett, drags him up, and suplexes, but SONJAY appears from outta nowhere to trip Dax up!! Jarrett falls on Dax for a cover, and Sonjay holds Dax’s feet down!! TWO!?!?! Dax still gets free, and he chases that little rat, Sonjay, around the ring! They go into the ring, Jarrett is there, THE STROKE!! Cover, Jarrett wins!!

Winner: Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall

Sonjay helps Jarrett steal one! Fans boo as Sonjay even snatches the AEW World Tag Team Championship belt! Of course that’s the goal! Will Triple J steal those titles from FTR, too?

 

Tony Khan speaks.

“It’s great to be here tonight for AEW Dynamite in my home state of Florida to announce that, thanks to Dr. Martha Hart and the Owen Hart Foundation, this year, the opening ceremonies for the Owen Hart Cup will take place at Double or Nothing in Las Vegas on May 28th. And of course, we’re looking forward to the Owen Hart Cup matches. And this year, the tournament will be held in Owen Hart’s home country of Canada. Including matches at AEW NJPW Forbidden Door, which is very fitting, because Owen Hart proudly held the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship while competing in NJPW.

“And the tournament finals will take place in Owen Hart’s hometown of Calgary, Alberta, Canada on July 15th, where we’re very much looking forward to this tournament, very much looking forward to AEW’s debut in Calgary and the great Canadian tour. Thanks to the Owen Hart Foundation and Dr. Martha Hart for allowing us to continue this great tradition that we’ve started with the Owen Hart Cup. Back to you guys.” A great announcement from the leader of AEW, who will be this year’s King & Queen of Harts?

 

Wardlow w/ Arn Anderson VS ???

The NEW and THREE-TIME AEW TNT Champion is looking to keep the momentum going. Will nothing stop the Maestro of Mayhem from making this reign his magnum opus?

The bell rings and the two approach. Wardlow HEADBUTTS ???, then winds up to LARIAT! ??? sits up in a daze and fans chant for “WARD~LOW!” Wardlow brings ??? up and reels him in, to POWERBOMB! And then right into the SECOND POWERBOMB! Fans fire up and they want the rest of the Symphony! Wardlow conducts the choir, brings ??? up again, and then hits the THIRD POWERBOMB! But that’s not enough, fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Wardlow brings down the straps, brings ??? back up, and hits the FOURTH POWERBOMB!! Cover, Wardlow wins!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall

Hopefully whoever that was got his money up front. Arn celebrates with his new protégé, and then gets the mic. “Jesus Christ. Young man, go get in an ice bath and drink a 12 pack. Everybody is asking this week, ‘Beauty and the Beast? Why?'” Why are they a duo? Here’s why. Wardlow beat a hell of a man in Powerhouse Hobbs to become champion, and that should make this sweeter. And as many know, for 40 YEARS, Arn’s been in this business, and for three years he’s been walking the halls of AEW. And Arn figured out who is who in that locker room.

It’s ironic that tomorrow is the NFL Draft. Because we all know, sports fans, you get that number one pick, you make a team that’s pretty damn good, and you turn that into a dynasty. Wardlow will be AEW’s dynasty. Fans cheer that, and Arn says there ain’t anybody out of the 150 some odd talent that has what Wardlow has. That has the future Wardlow has. And Wardlow could put AEW on his shoulders and take it into the next millennium. BUT there are a few things Wardlow and Arn need to agree on. Sometimes, you’ll have to reach in with a finger and pull a guy’s eye out. Sometimes, you’ll have to bite someone’s thumb off.

Maybe, things get hairy and you’ll have to get a chair to drop a man. But wait! Here comes Christian Cage! And his Right Hand of Destruction, Luchasaurus! They make their way down to the ring, but Wardlow & Arn stand their ground. Christian goes up the steel steps, but then assesses the situation. Christian steps back down the steps, whispers something to his personal kaiju, but Luchasaurus won’t back down. Christian insists and Luchasaurus leaves. Will we see this collision of monsters happen soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Renee is with the Spanish God and brings up the match with Darby Allin. If Sammy walks out the winner, that means he will face MJF at Double or Nothing for the world title. How does Sammy feel about the match? Before Sammy can answer, MJF walks in to look Sammy in the eye and tell him this is his moment. MJF kisses Sammy on the forehead, and then Sammy kisses MJF on the forehead in return. Sammy says MJF is wrong: this is their moment. They deserve this.

Renee starts to ask another question but MJF cuts her off with, “People are saying, Sammy, that I’m some sort of gutless coward. That I politicked and begged Tony Khan, ‘Tony Khan, p-p-p-pwease can we have a Pillars Tournament? That way, I can avoid a Four Way. Can you believe that?” Sammy agrees, MJF isn’t afraid of that! And the people are also saying MJF is paying Sammy off so that Sammy will lie down and take the pin is somehow ruining the sport. MJF and Sammy think, and then say, “WE DON’T CARE! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Sammy says it doesn’t matter because he has a fat check and MJF has a guarantee that the Reign of Terror has just begun! Sammy, tell the people what you’re gonna do to that freak, Darby Allin. “Tonight, Darby, I’m gonna kick your face-painted freak ass! And Max, I was gonna give this to you later, but I got you a present.” Sammy gives MJF a matching vest! The paint splatter, the tassels, and MJF’s name on the back with a picture of the AEW World Championship. But what’s funny is, MJF got Sammy something! MJF gives Sammy his own BURBERRY SCARF! Now they really are matching!

They each thank each other, and then they hug! Will these two “good friends” be having the time of their lives in Las Vegas? Or is that plan going to go up in smoke?

 

RJ City is backstage.

RJ welcomes us back, and says “there is both hustle and bustle backstage tonight, because for the first time ever, Kenny Omega is teaming with Takeshita. What combustible elements-” JON MOXLEY CLOBBERS RJ!! Moxley grabs the mic to say, “It’s going to be a big night, for the BCC. We have some scars to leave here on Dynamite tonight.” Moxley drops the mic, Wheeler Yuta gives RJ a stomp, and then the BCC leaves. Will the Blackpool Combat Club look to end things with The Elite once and for all?

 

Young Pillars Tournament Finals: Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin!

The Spanish God made a deal with the Devil of AEW, and so far, so good for him. But will this “friendship” continue all the way to Sin City? Or will the Relentless One be the one to go Double or Nothing?

But wait, MJF makes his way out, and he decides to join commentary, snacking on MJF branded kosher dill pickles. The bell rings and fans rally up. Darby dares Sammy to bring it, telling him to do this himself. Sammy and Darby circle, approach, and Sammy SLAPS Darby! Darby CHOKES Sammy on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Darby shifts to a headlock for the takeover. Sammy rolls Darby to a cover, ONE, and Sammy fights up. Sammy powers up but Darby holds on tight. Sammy powers out on the second try but Darby wrenches to a wristlock. Darby keeps Sammy from the ropes, but Sammy spins and flips!

Sammy rolls, kips, but Darby headlocks! MJF keeps pointing out he won with a headlock takeover like that, and Sammy powers up. Sammy puts Darby in a corner, lets off as the ref counts, but Darby ducks the sucker punch! Darby whips, Sammy reverses, but Darby goes up and over. Darby keeps moving, Sammy hurdles but Darby whips. Sammy reverses but Darby springboards to FLYING ARM-DRAG! Sammy flounders to ropes and Darby eggs him on. Fans duel, surprisingly, as things speed up. Sammy flips, arm-drags, but Darby hits a headlock takeover! Fans rally, Sammy fights up, and he puts Darby on the ropes.

Sammy throws body shots, whips, then hurdles, flips and DROPKICKS! Darby goes down and Sammy kips up. Fans are torn as Sammy poses. Sammy goes for the legs, Darby kicks and flails, MJF advertises the pickles, and Sammy stomps Darby down! Sammy jackknife bridges, TWO as Darby bridges up to spin Sammy around for another headlock takeover! Sammy headscissors, Darby turns him over and rolls back to have the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Sammy endures, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Darby holds until 3, and then storms up. Sammy SPITS in Darby’s face! Then KNEES him out of the ring!

Sammy hurries out after Darby while MJF proudly says that’s his friend. Sammy brings Darby up to POST him! The ref reprimands, Sammy goes into the ring and soaks up the cheers and jeers. MJF says look at the abs and biceps and all that. Also the pickles are great. Sammy soaks up more heat, then he goes out after Darby. Sammy brings Darby around the way, puts him in the ring, and then kicks Darby. Sammy grins, says he’s loco, and then drags Darby up. But Darby resists the suplex! Darby throws body shots, then he SLAPS Sammy! Darby goes to the apron, and he stands on Sammy to CHOKE him on the ropes!

The ref counts, Darby lets off at 4, and then he aims for the floor! Sammy holds the ropes for dear life, then he grabs at the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK! MJF laughs because that’s classic. And then Sammy TOP ROPE ASAI MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Darby and MJF fires up with the fans! MJF is so proud to call Sammy his friend, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref checks both guys and they’re both okay to continue, but Darby’s been busted open! Sammy gets up and rains down forearms on Darby’s bloody forehead! Sammy licks the blood off his arm! Sammy then brings Darby up and RAMS him into railing! Darby staggers, stumbles then falls back, and Sammy is right back on him. Sammy puts Darby in the ring, looms over him, then kicks him around. Sammy taunts Darby as he crawls, then he gets the legs. Sammy turns Darby into the BOSTON CRAB! Darby endures, fights up, reaches out, and crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! Sammy lets go at 4 as Darby goes to the ocrner.

Sammy backs away to the opposite corner, then runs in. Darby puts Sammy on the apron, but Sammy GAMANGIRIS back! Sammy climbs while Darby staggers, but Darby SLAPS Sammy first! Darby climbs up to join Sammy, but Sammy fights back with body shots! Sammy claws Darby’s face! Darby falls down, Sammy adjusts, and Sammy gives some Latino Heat before the FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy snarls, but he drags Darby back up. Sammy gives more Latino Heat, to then snap suplex! Uno Amigo! Sammy snap suplexes again, Dos Amigos! But Darby slips free to SCORPION DEATH DROP!

Dynamite returns to single picture while both men are down! Sammy bails out, fans rally up, and Darby builds speed. Darby DIVES into a CUTTER to the floor!! MJF says that is why Sammy is going to Double or Nothing’s main event for the world title! Sammy looks under the ring, he brings out a TABLE, and fans are torn. MJF says Sammy is nuts, and he loves it! Sammy sets the table up as the ring count climbs. Darby crawls but Sammy brings him up. Darby RAMS Sammy into railing! And CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! The ring count is 5 of 10 but Darby puts Sammy on the table.

Darby CLUBS Sammy down, then gets in the ring. Darby climbs a corner and fans fire up. But Tay Melo runs out to distract! She won’t let Darby crush her hubby! But then Sammy springs up to get Darby, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Darby survives, frustrating both MJF and Tay. Sammy pushes Darby out to the floor and then brings him to the table. Sammy throws down hands, then he climbs up the corner. Sammy says he’s muy loco, and then 630 SENTONS through the table!! MJF says this just confirms the main event for Double or Nothing, and the fans are losing their minds!

Sammy rises from the wreckage as the ring count climbs. Sammy slides in at 5 of 10 but Darby is still down. Tay says this is done, and the count is 7! Sammy celebrates but Darby slides in at 9!! MJF and Sammy can’t believe it! Sammy aims from the corner, MJF storms down to the ring, and Sammy runs in. Darby dodges and then SHOTGUNS Sammy into buckles! Darby hurries up top but Tay distracts the ref! MJF grabs Darby’s skateboard and throws it to Darby! Sammy pulls another Latino Heat by flopping! Darby tosses the board away but the ref calls it?!?

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by disqualification (advances to Double or Nothing)

Darby protests but then MJF SUCKER PUNCHES him! MJF and Sammy celebrate because the fix is in! They’re facing off for the championship, and they stomp away on Darby together! Sammy stands Darby up and MJF kisses the ring. But here comes JUNGLE BOY! MJF freaks out, he and Sammy run for it! JB has a chair, but he’s frustrated he was too late. Sammy says it doesn’t matter, the decision was final! JB helps Darby up and Darby is mad! Where was JB like five minutes ago?! JB says yeah, he’s sorry about that. MJF says those two can go ahead and beat the living hell out of each other, it just makes things better for him and Sammy.

MJF says that you are looking at the main event of Double or Nothing! So Monkey Boy can grab a banana and shove it where the sun don’t shine while Darby can do what he does best: using tears to play with himself while listening to My Chemical Romance. They’re going to the undercard where they belong! They both SUCK, just like everyone watching at home sucks, and all the fans in the crowd suck! But Tony Schiavone speaks up. “Actually… Listen up, you prick!” MJF says Schiavone can’t talk to him like that! Well, he just did. Because he just heard from Tony Khan. Sammy, by winning this tournament, he has earned the title shot, so congrats.

BUT…! Sammy may not be the only one. See, next week, we’ll get a tag team match. Jungle Boy & Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara & MJF! And if Sammy & MJF win, which surely MJF will find a way, then the title match stays the same: Sammy VS MJF. But if JB & Darby win, then Double or Nothing becomes a PILLARS FATAL 4 WAY!! Fans love that but MJF is pissed! Will all of MJF’s sins come back to haunt him in Sin City?

 

Backstage interview with MJF & Sammy Guevara.

Renee catches up with them to ask their reaction. MJF says, “Oh, you want a reaction?! GET OUTTA MY FACE, RENEE!! You want a reaction?! Every day since I won this belt, Tony Khan’s been playing games! You think I’m an idiot, huh? You really think you’re gonna keep me around treating me like this? Nah. Lemme tell you something. Where I go, the Triple B follows!” Sammy says that’s right, and then the two head to the parking lot. MJF asks what Sammy’s doing, and Sammy says he was gonna get a ride with him. No, sorry, this is full. Full? There’s three seats  in the back and only two of them!

MJF still gets in the SUV alone, tells his driver to step on it, and the SUV drives off. Sammy nods, and might be rethinking his deal.

 

Adam Cole heads to the ring!

He told Chris Jericho earlier tonight to meet him out here, so here’s the moment of truth! Cole gets the mic, and he says, “Jericho, I know you can hear me, you son of a b*tch! It’s one thing for you to run your mouth. Hell, it’s one thing for you and Danny Garcia to jump me and beat me up. But the fact that you had me handcuffed right here, and made me watched as you orchestrated, as you constructed that beating for no good reason to Britt, that is unforgiveable! Chris, you crossed a line that you cannot come back from, and I swear to God I’m gonna hurt you, and I’m gonna hurt you bad.”

Cole says that’s all. Jericho needs to bring his ass to the ring so Cole can beat him within an inch of his life. Get out here, Chris!! Cole paces, says he’s losing his patience, we ain’t got all day! Come on out, Jericho! No response, so Cole says fine, he’ll come find Jericho. But now Jericho makes his entrance! Cole is waiting, but then Jericho is just here via the tron. Jericho has the song cut so he can tell Cole, “You want me to come to that ring right now and fight you? Are you kidding me? I don’t wanna be anywhere near a man like you. A man who allowed the love of his life to get viciously beaten right in front of his eyes. One foot away, and he did nothing to stop it.

“Adam Cole, you are a coward! And I don’t wanna have anything to do with you. I don’t wanna be anywhere near you in that ring tonight. But my guys will. Get ’em, boys!” The rest of the JAS heads to the ring! Cole doesn’t care, he’s ready to fight Menard, Parker, Garcia AND Hager on his own! And he does! But that doesn’t work for long, and the JAS beats him down! Fans boo, but here come CASSIDY & BANDIDO! They rush the ring, Cassidy TACKLES Garcia and Bandido TACKLES Parker! Hager goes after Bandido, this is still 3v4! Bandido gets mugged, Garcia CHOKES Cassidy, and Menard CHOKES Cole!

Fans boo as the JAS now use a strap to tie Cole up! But wait, who’s this? RODERICK STRONG!?! The Savior of the Backbreaker is here to be Cole’s savior as he CLOBBERS Parker! And DECKS Garcia! And DECKS Menard! And DECKS Hager! Strong pinballs all over, he SHINING WIZARDS Garcia, then CHOPS Menard! Strong lifts and SLAMS Menard! Garcia runs in but is sent into Hager! And then Strong OLYMPIC SLAMS Hager! And then he URENAGE BACKBREAKERS Garcia! Parker returns, but into a STRONG KNEE! Fans fire up as Strong is now All Elite! And even bigger, Roddy & Cole are UNDISPUTED!

Strong & Cole hug it out, and now Cole has an ally in this battle against the JAS! Will Jericho and his band of sports… enner-tay-ners come to regret picking this fight?

 

AEW presents an all-new episode of QTV.

QT says it has been a rough couple of weeks for them. Between Wardlow throwing Aaron Solo off the stage through some tables, Wardlow destroying Hobbs’ car, both Arn and Penta attacking QT, then worst of all, Hobbs losing the TNT title- Oh snap, Hobbs busts in and gets right in QT’s face! Hobbs pushes QT up against a wall and says s*it was going real well when he was writing the Book, wasn’t it? QT agrees, but needs to breathe so he can talk. Hobbs lets off just a bit, and QT says this was all a conspiracy between Wardlow, Arn and the Lucha Bros.

Yes, things were going great when Hobbs was on his own, but think about it: QT got involved and Hobbs became champion. QT promises that Hobbs will be champion again. His word is his bond. Then fix it! Hobbs leaves and the QTV team is worried. Time for “Plan B.” What will that plan have in store for the Book of Hobbs?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey & Mark Sterling VS Taya Valkyrie!

Still undefeated at 55-0, the Jade Brand ended up more concerned about La Wera Loca’s finisher being the exact same as Jade’s rather than being a fighting champion. Jade puts up the title, but her legal team made it so that Taya CANNOT use the chicken wing facebuster on threat of being automatically disqualified. Will Taya still be able to stop #ThatBitch without her best move?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the streak continues!

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally, Jade talks some smack, but then the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock so they break. Jade is still smug, and she pie faces Taya. Taya smirks, and SLAPS Jade! Jade and Taya fire off forearms, but Jade knees low. Jade bumps Taya off buckles, fires forearms and elbows, then whips corner to corner. Taya comes back to LARIAT Jade down! Fans fire up as Taya drags Jade around, floats to then rain down fists! Fans fire up but Sterling protests. Jade pushes Taya away but Taya returns to chicken wing! The ref reminds Taya, she can’t use the facebuster!

Taya lets Jade out of the chicken wings, to then ROCK Jade with a forearm! Taya stomps Jade, Jade throws forearms in return, and then Jade claws the eyes! Jade bumps Taya off buckles, stomps and CLUBS her, then has her against ropes. Jade CLUBS Taya, whips her to ropes, but Taya BOOTS back! Jade runs back in but Taya sends up and out! Jade manages to skin the cat, but Taya is there to BOOT her down! Jade hits the floor and Taya grins. Fans fire up, Taya builds speed, but Taya pulls up as Jade moves. Taya goes to the apron, jumps the sweep, but Jade blocks the kick! Jade makes Taya do the splits!

Jade CLUBS Taya, has her draped off the apron, and then CLUBS her to the floor! Jade talks trash and fans fire up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jade looms over Taya then stomps her around. Jade drags Taya up, whips her hard into railing, and then leaves fans hanging on high-fives. Jade storms up but Taya hits back. Jade CLUBS Taya, but Taya throws elbows. Jade SMACKS Taya off the apron! Taya crawls, Jade refreshes the ring count, but Taya hits back again. Jade CLUBS Taya, ROCKS her, then whips her into the steel steps! Jade runs in to MULE KICK Taya down! Taya crawls, Jade taunts her, but Taya hits back again. Jade CLUBS Taya into the ring and grows annoyed with her. Jade stalks Taya as she crawls, and then stomps her down again.

Jade drags Taya up, suplexes, then floats to a cover. TWO! Taya grits her teeth but Jade pushes her around. Jade sits Taya up and clamps on a chinlock. Taya endures, fans rally up, and Taya fights up, only for Jade to throw her down! Jade soaks up the cheers and jeers as she swaggers around. Jade pushes Taya, kicks her, toys with her, and talks more trash. Dynamite returns to single picture as Jade scoops and SLAMS Taya! Cover, TWO! Jade is more annoyed, and she drops an elbow, but misses as Taya moves! Taya goes to a corner, Jade runs in but Taya slips out, slips under, sunset flips, but Jade rolls through.

Taya blocks Jade’s boot, kicks low then KNEES back! Taya CHOPS, ROCKS and LARIATS! Jade staggers into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jade survives and her team is relieved. Taya growls and pounds the mat. Fans rally  up and Jade goes to the corner. Taya runs in but into a BOOT! Taya comes back, but Jade sends her into buckles! Jade hoists Taya up top, throws forearms, then climbs up. Jade throws shots but so does Taya! They brawl, Jade hops back to then spring back up! Jade brings Taya up, SUPERPLEX! Both women are down and fans fire up! Jade kips up! Jade roars through the pain!

Jade drags Taya up, to hit a DESTROYER!!! Cover, TWO!! Taya survives and Jade is furious! Jade drags Taya up, chicken wings, but Taya pries free! Taya arm-drags Jade, spins her around, mule kicks and throws her down! DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and Taya grows frustrated. Taya drags Jade up in chicken wings! Sterling and the ref remind Taya she can’t use the facebuster! Taya still lifts Jade, but then lets her down in frustration. Jade victory rolls! And holds tights! Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Taya’s frustration boils over as she shoves Sterling, DECKS Leila, and chases after Jade! Jade gets away, so Taya grabs the ref! More refs rush out to stop Taya from hitting the facebuster! La Wera Loca was about to live up to that nickname, but will she have to fight her way back up to another shot? Or will nothing ever stop #ThatBitch?

 

Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter speak.

One with a black eye, the other with an arm in a sling, The Doctor tells The Outcasts, “Let’s just get to the point. I think you ladies forget just what me and Jamie Hayter are capable of. I’d like to think we’re fairly decent human beings. Until you give us a reason not to be.” The AEW Women’s World Champion says, “Fair play, ladies. You got us good last week. And also an extra special thank you to Toni Storm, who ensured with her actions that I’d go to the hospital. And then you blindsided Britt. You couldn’t even use your own hands, you had to use weapons. That’s some real sneaky stuff.”

But they can use as many weapons as they like. They can send Britt & Hayter to the hospital as many times as they’d like, because this is far from over. The Outcasts declared war, so as far as Britt & Hayter are concerned, the only way this ends is if you send them to the bloody morgue! Will the Pillar & the Killer not stop until they’ve finally humbled Saraya, Storm & Soho?

 

AEW looks closer at Jay White & Juice Robinson VS Ricky Starks & Shawn Spears.

The Switchblade says last week, one of the biggest events in all of AEW History happened as he made his in-ring debut. But two men tried to stick their noses where it didn’t belong. The Absolute tells Jay ‘n’ Juice that they thought they had one over on Starks & Spears. The Perfect 10 says, “Hey, Bullet Club, pew pew pew! Bang bang bang bang.” Ricky & Shawn aren’t friends, but they do have a common enemy. So this Friday on Rampage, no more sneak attacks or hitting from behind! Rock Hard tells the “sweet boys” that they’re getting hit right in the balls! King Switch & Rock Hard, #BangBangGang puts Spears & Starks down, looking up at the lights, as the BC High Rollers keep it high. Will this be a Too Sweet showdown? Or will it be #AbsolutePerfect10n?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

After the JAS’s beatdown of Adam Cole was thwarted, we will see an undisputed 8 Man Tag! Menard, Parker, Hager & Garcia face off against Cole, Strong, Bandido & Orange Cassidy! Will Cole avenge himself and Britt with the help of some unlikely friends?

 

Bryan Danielson is here!

We saw the Maniac, as well as Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, just earlier tonight, but The American Dragon now makes his presence known! He’s joining commentary for tonight’s main event!

Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford!

While The Elite wants payback on the Blackpool Combat Club, The Cleaner and the Future of Wrestling test their chemistry. Will Kenny & Konosuke be a killer combination? Or will the Superbad Death Squad put them on the chopping block?

AEW returns as Kenny & Konosuke make their entrance together, Callis applauding his two blue chip choices. The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Blade. Bryan is already tearing into Kenny & Konosuke, saying he’s disappointed in Konosuke for siding with The Elite after all Bryan did for him, while criticizing Kenny for not immediately pursuing the AEW World Championship in his comeback. Blade and Konosuke circle, and then Kip distracts Konosuke so Blade can sucker punch him! Blade bumps Konosuke off buckles, fires haymakers and CHOPS, then CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS him!

Blade whips corner to corner, runs in and CHOPS! Blade shakes out his own hand, takes off the glvoes, but Konosuke ROCKS Blade in return! Konosuke CLUBS away, but then Blade rakes eyes! Blade runs, but into a CALF KICK! Konosuke drags Blade up and tags in Kenny. Fans cheer as they mug Blade, and then Kenny ROCKS Blade! Kenny wrenches, tags back to Konosuke, and Konosuke CLUBS the arm. Konosuke wrenches, tags Kenny, and Kenny CLUBs the arm. Kenny fireman’s carries and trots around. “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON, tag to Konosuke, and then the MOONSAULT!

Konosuke goes up, he SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Konosuke keeps cool and he tags Kenny back in. Kenny brings Blade up, but Blade rakes the eyes! Fans boo but Blade CHOPS! Blade whips, Kenny reverses, and Kenny RANAS Blade! Kenny gets up to BLAST Butcher, and then the Terminator Drums start. Kenny builds speed, but Kip swipes at Kenny! Fans boo, Callis protests, and Kenny goes out after Kip, only for Mrs. Superbad to stand in the way. Kenny is annoyed, but then he turns around into a BODY CHECK from Butcher! Butcher then sets Omega up for Kip’s ARABIAN PRESS! Direct hit and Kip mocks the finger guns.

Butcher puts Kenny in for Blade as AEW goes picture in picture. Blade covers, TWO! Blade drags Kenny up, tags Butcher, and they mug Kenny with DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Butcher drags Kenny around, whips him to a corner hard, and Omega bounces off buckles. Butcher CHOPS Omega down, drops a knee, then drags him back up. Butcher bumps Kenny off buckles, tags Blade, and they DOUBLE HEADBUTT again! Kenny fights back with haymakers and backhands! Kenny runs, but into double shoulders! Butcher CHOPS Kenny, and Blade snapmares. Blade KICKS Kenny in the back, covers, TWO!

Blade drags Kenny up, scoops him, and tags Butcher in, for the LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! Butcher stays on Kenny with a knee to the back! And again, and again! Butcher ROCKS Kenny with a forearm, tags Blade, and Blade throws hands. Blade ROCKS Kenny, pushes him to ropes, then ROCKS him again! Kenny CHOPS back! Blade ROCKS Kenny! Kenny ROCKS Blade! They go forearm for forearm, haymaker for haymaker, and then Kenny CHOPS! Blade kicks low! Kenny CHOPS again! Blade kicks low again! Kenny JABS! Blade UPPERCUTS! Kenny CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Kenny SLAPS Blade, CHOPS him again, then whips. Blade reverses, Kenny shoots around and keeps moving, to dropkick a leg out! Dynamite returns to single picture, Kenny keeps moving, and he hits the KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tags to Butcher and Konosuke! Butcher runs in but Konosuke blocks his punch to ROCK him first! Konosuke goes up, leaps and CROSSBODIES! Konosuke fires off forearms, whips but Butcher reverses, only for Konosuke to duck ‘n’ dodge and TAKESHITA LINE! Fans fire up as Butcher goes to a corner. Konosuke runs in to BOOT!

Fans fire up, Konosuke keeps moving and he BOOTS Butcher again! Konosuke reels Butcher in, but Butcher blocks the suplex! Butcher suplexes, Konosuke slips free and waistlocks. Butcher elbows, but Konosuke lets him spin around into a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke keeps cool and fans fire up. Konosuke goes to a corner, Butcher sits up, and Butcher blocks the knee! Blade gets in but Konosuke ROCKS him first! But Butcher HALF NELSON BACKBREAKERS! Feed to the STUNNER, then a LARIAT!! Cover, Kenny breaks it! Blade tosses Kenny out hard, then drags Konosuke up.

Bryan already says, “Here’s what the BCC would do,” as Blade & Butcher DRAG THE- NO, Kenny trips Blade! Konosuke sits back up to RANA Butcher away! Kenny sends Blade into railing, Konosuke ROCKS Butcher! Butcher ROCKS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Butcher again! Kenny V-TRIGGERS! Konosuke BLUE THUNDER BOMBS!! Cover, Blade breaks it!! Blade drags Konosuke up, ROCKS him and runs, into the JUMP KNEE! Kenny is there to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Blade flops out of the ring and Kenny builds speed to FLY! Direct hit on Blade AND Kip! Fans fire up and Bryan admits, Kenny has a good Dragon Suplex.

Konosuke aims at Butcher, for the POWER DRIVE KNEE! Cover, Konosuke & Kenny win!

Winners: Kenny Omega & Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Penelope is beside herself but Callis applauds his guys. Bryan gets off commentary to get a mic to say, “Impressive. It’s interesting, because I see one professional wrestler in the ring who got the pin, and one amateur who looks like he’s exhausted. Like his best days were behind him. Like he’s just living on the legacy that he built in Japan.” Fans boo but Bryan says right next to Kenny is “a prodigy. Somebody, who if he trained with The BCC, he would be a world beater! If he trained with The Elite, he’d be like Nakazawa! He’d be like Brandon Cutler! He’d be washing you guys in the showers!”

This tirade is just a distraction, because Claudio, Moxley & Yuta attack from behind!! They mug Kenny, TOSS Konosuke, then stomp away on Kenny! Fans boo but Bryan says last week, they started something. This week, they end it! Bryan has the screwdriver!! He hands it to Moxley while Yuta & Claudio hold Kenny! But here come the YOUNG BUCKS! Claudio hurries to intercept, but the Bucks dodge to DOUBLE SUPERKICK him right outta his shoes! Literally! Yuta intercepts, but he gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS, too! Kenny gets around Moxley to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! The Bucks get in, they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Moxley!

And now KENNY has the screwdriver!! Fans fire up but Bryan tells Konosuke to stop this! Konosuke agrees, he won’t let Kenny do this to Moxley. Kenny says no, this has to happen! But then Yuta & Claudio return to YANK the Bucks out of the ring and send them into railing! Moxley shoves Konosuke into Kenny! And then Moxley hits DEATH RIDER on Kenny!! Konosuke realizes he just made a mistake! Bryan steps in the ring to raise Konosuke’s hand, Konosuke is BCC now! Konosuke pulls away and says no! He doesn’t want any of this! Bryan says Konosuke needs to think about this. He should be BCC.

But then Yuta LOW BLOWS Konosuke! The BCC sit Konosuke up as Bryan shouts, “You made your choice! You made your choice!” Moxley has the screwdriver!! Moxley JAMS Konosuke in the face!! AND DIGS IT IN!! The fans boo but the BCC revels in what they’ve done! Will there be no stopping these four from scarring all of AEW?


My Thoughts:

A great AEW here with some more progress made towards Double or Nothing, but also with some interesting twists and turns. Great opening match of Cassidy VS Bandido, though they didn’t play up the bad hand as much as I thought they would. Cassidy still wins because he’s doing so well as champion, and I like that he and Bandido ended up buddies. Good promos from Cole and Jericho, and of course Jericho hypocritically chickens out to have his guys go after Cole. Great save from Cassidy and Bandido, and great to see Roderick Strong somewhere. Sadly, maybe a little too late to have The Undisputed Era truly in AEW, since Fish is gone from AEW and Kyle is still hurt. But I still like the 8 Man Tag they’re giving us next week, which I would think Cole’s team wins.

Really good match out of Dax VS Jarrett, but even with the refs ejecting Team Triple J, of course Triple J finds a way to cheat. And of course this is about the tag titles. We’ll definitely get Cash VS Lethal 1v1 first, and Triple J might cheat again, but the tag match is still going to happen, and probably at Double or Nothing. Good promo from Britt & Hayter to call out The Outcasts, but AEW again drags their heels in pacing this story. We should already know who from The Outcasts is challenging Hayter, and/or we should already have something big like a Women’s Blood & Guts match. But again, AEW booking their women’s division has been a point of contention they still need to figure out.

Speaking of, while we got a great match out of Jade VS Taya, I’m getting tired of Jade’s win streak. If AEW had paced things better, Jade would already be at 60-0 and ready to drop that belt. And they didn’t even think to tease Taya having a back-up finisher because she kept going for the chicken wing facebuster out of habit. Jade is great but she’s being overprotected, she should drop that belt at Double or Nothing and finally get up to the world title. But good to hear about the Owen Hart Cup returning. Now, they didn’t do that much out of the ordinary for the original winners, Cole & Britt, but these tournaments can help get screen time for many who need it. Maybe Julia Hart wins the women’s tournament for the House of Black?

For that matter, why not continue the House of Black pursuing Cassidy and the International Championship? Unless that’ll resume next week… Anyway, good squash win for Wardlow, and decent promo from Arn. But nice appearance by Christian and Luchasaurus where we got a good stare down of Wardlow and Luchasaurus. That should definitely be the TNT Championship match for Double or Nothing. Because while Hobbs got on QT’s case about losing the TNT title, QT should fulfill his promise by helping Hobbs go after another title. And good promo from Juice, Jay, Starks & Spears. Their tag match will be good, but who knows who wins that.

Great promos from MJF and Sammy both before and after Sammy VS Darby, and even a good promo from JB and Darby. And while MJF helped Sammy cheat to win the tournament, I was just hoping Tony Khan would call MJF on his shenanigans, and that’s what happened! Now, we don’t get a Fatal 4 outright, but you can bet that’s happening through that tag match. MJF starts to keep Sammy at a distance now, and that will come back to bite him. But at the same time, a Fatal 4 allows MJF to sneak that win out without even really cheating, and then we can have a 1v1 build between MJF and basically not Darby, since MJF and Darby already had a 1v1 feud.

RJ City had a good bit, in that he got jumped by the BCC. Moxley’s promo was of course foreshadowing, as after a great match for Kenny & Konosuke, the BCC attack. I did like the use of continuity as Bryan is still a role model of Konosuke’s and Konosuke did what he wanted in keeping Omega from bloodying Moxley. But at the same time, Konosuke is still Face and is against how the BCC is being Heels, so he suffers the consequences. This will give the story the way to bring Hangman back in so that The Elite is reunited to take on the BCC, probably in Blood & Guts.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (9/14/24)

GRIT! YOUR! TEETH!

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Time to see who are really the Top Guys around here!

The Grizzled Young Veterans went after FTR from the moment they arrived in AEW, and now both teams are on a Collision course to settle the score!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels; Perry wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes; Mark, Kyle & Hologram win.
  • Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF; Yuta wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones; Komander & Private Party win.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb; Yuka wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony; The Bang Bang Gang wins.
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; Aminata wins.
  • FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans; FTR wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jack Perry arrives.

The Scapegoat bus pulls into the parking lot, the TNT Champion gets out, dumps what’s left of his coffee, and smiles as he walks into the arena. He is ready to defend his title, but will he still fall to the Fallen Angel?

AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who “sacrifices” the other to become The Face of TNT!

The bell rings and the fans rally up, but Jack stays back in a corner. Jack hears the fans cheering on Daniels, and the two tie up. They go around, and Jack puts Daniels in a corner. The ref counts, Jack lets off, but Daniels avoids the cheap shot! Daniels CHOPS and ROCKS Jack, then whips corner to corner. Daniels runs up to fire a forearm smash! Then he clinches, but Jack fires elbows! Jack CHOPS, shakes out his hand, and CHOPS again! Jack slaps Daniels around, whips him, but Daniels ducks ‘n’ shoves, only for the COMEBACKER LARIAT! Jack rains down forearms but the fans boo. Jack gets on the apron to soak up heat!

Jack goes back to Daniels, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! Daniels is tougher than that, but Jack watches him go to a corner. Jack runs up and LARIATS, then he hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Daniels stays in this, but Jack CHOKES him at the ropes! The fans boo, Jack lets off at 4, and pretends he didn’t see Daniels there. Then Jack KICKS the ropes to jam Daniels up! Jack has a cocky cover, TWO! Jack is annoyed, but Daniels CHOPS him! Jack smirks, Daniels CHOPS again, so Jack CLAWS Daniels’ eyes! The ref counts, Jack lets off, but then Daniels ROCKS Jack! And ROCKS him again! Daniels whips Jack to a corner, but Jack BOOTS him down!

Jack goes up, takes aim, and he leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Daniels is still in this, but he has a bloody cut on his forehead. The fans rally for the Fallen Angel, but Jack kicks him around. Jack pie faces Daniels, runs, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! Jack staggers up, Daniels JABS! And JABS! And JABS! Daniels whips, Jack reverses but Daniels KICKS and S T O! The fans fire up and Daniels runs up to forearm smash in the corner! Clinch and EXPLODER! Jack writhes, Daniels brings him back up to a fireman’s carry! Jack slips free, CLUBS Daniels, then runs, but into the fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Daniels is frustrated, but he calls his shot! The fans fire up, Daniels kicks low, ANGEL- NO, Jack fights out to backdrop! Daniels sunset flips but Jack sits on it, TWO! Daniels has the sunset now, TWO! Daniels ducks a lariat, but Jack bucks the O’Conner and hard! Jack flips everyone off with his parody of the Yes Movement, then he SACRIFICING KNEES Daniels down! Cover, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Jack vows that NO ONE is taking this from him! “The people who don’t like me are the people who can’t handle the truth.” Jack goes right back to the parking lot and his bus, to drive off into the sunset. Will The Scapegoat Express never stop its world tour?

 

Backstage interview with Wheeler Yuta.

Lexy Nair catches The Decoder as he enters the building now, and she knows this goes without being said, but… We all witnessed the horrific events of All Out and what happened to Bryan Danielson. How is Bryan? Yuta says Bryan… Out of respect for him and his family, Yuta won’t share too much. But Bryan is doing the best he can, given the circumstances. Yuta realizes he forgot his boots, spaces out a bit, but starts again. He hasn’t really talked with any of the other guys… And what about Yuta’s match tonight? Yuta says Anthony Henry is one incredibly talented, incredibly tough competitor.

But one thing Bryan told Yuta, the reason Bryan loves professional wrestling is because in the ring, he feels he’s meant to be there and everything else can be put on pause. So Yuta will try and channel that tonight. Yuta heads on to the locker room, will he be able to clear his mind once he’s in the ring?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes!

The Conglomeration has had a great week so far, but it could be even bigger given who they’re teaming with tonight! Will the futuristic luchador continue to raise the bar in AEW? Or will he, The Chicken and the Violent Artist all be brought down to earth by Ariya Daivari, Tony Nese and the menacing minotaur?

Oh wait, Mark Sterling of course has to talk. He knows we know who they are, but he’s sure we’re all wondering why they’re teaming with The Beast Mortos. That is because The Conglomeration and Hologram have been thorns in their side for the past two months! They used some of Daivari’s substantial funds to enlist two horns they can stick into The Conglomeration’s side! But to make sure everyone is on the same page, they’re going to do a team building exercise that even the idiots here in Ohio can understand! When Sterling says, “Athletes!” you say, “Rule!” Nothing else, got it? Hands in… “ATHLETES!” “SUCK!”

The teams sort out, and Kyle steps up against Nese. They circle, the fans fire up, and the two tie up. Kyle waistlocks, Nese drop toeholds, and he floats to a facelock. Kyle wrenches out, facelocks, then wrenches to a wristlock. Nese endures, pulls at the tights, but Kyle wrenches again. Nese rolls, wrenches, wristlocks, and YANKS Kyle around. Kyle spins to drop toehold back, and now Kyle facelocks. Kyle wrenches an arm, tags Mark, and they mug Nese. The fans rally as Mark wrenches and YANKS the arm again and again. Nese powers up and puts Mark in the corner, tag to Daivari. The Premier Athletes mug Mark while fans boo.

The ref reprimands, Nese & Daivari let off, and Daivari drags Mark up. Daivari CHOPS Mark, whisp him, but Mark slides under and REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Then he CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS again! Mark whips corner to corner, Daivari reverses, but Mark goes up and out to ROCK Daivari! RKF UPPERCUT! Then a BOOT! Mark fires up the fans, then he brings Daivari around. Mark whips, Daivari reverses, but Kyle tags in! Mark wrenches, kicks, and feeds the BOOT! Mark BLASTS Nese, fist-bumps Kyle, and Kyle drags Daivari up. Kyle wrenches to YANK the arm, then YANKS again.

Kyle wrenches but Nese runs up! Kyle BOOTS Nese, but Daivari CLUBS Kyle! Tag to Mortos but Kyle fires forearms! Mortos SMACKS Kyle back! The fans fire up, Mortos runs, but into a KNEE! Kyle fires a strike fest, then hurries to tag Hologram! The fans fire up, Mortos CLOBBERS Kyle! And CLBOBERS Mark! Hologram springboards, into a HEADBUTT! The fans are torn as Mortos stands tall. Mortos whips Hologram, but Hologram goes up and upside-down! Mortos runs in, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Hologram goes up and up and FLYING- NO, Mortos catches Hologram, but Hologram just rebounds off ropes to arm-drag free!

The fans are thunderous as Mortos tumbles! Nese tags in, Hologram whips Mortos, but Mortos reverses! Hologram stops himself, then feints to SUPERKICK! Nese runs up, Hologram dodges, Nese comes back into a COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO! Tag to Kyle and Kyle kicks! Nese blocks to ROCK Kyle! Nese runs, into a KNEE! Kyle snapmares, runs, but Nese distracts the ref and Daivari trips Kyle! Kyle avoids the sucker punch, then hurdles over Mortos! Kyle LARIATS Daivari, but Josh Woods stares him down! Nese PLANCHAS Kyle, the ref is busy with an angry Mark and Hologram, The Premier Athletes all mug Kyle!

Collision goes picture in picture as The Premier Athletes soak up the heat. Nese drags Kyle up and into the ring, then stalks him. Nese KICKS Kyle, then soaks up more heat. Nese fires body shots against the ropes, then lets off as the ref counts. Mortos tags in and he ROCKS Kyle! Kyle goes to a corner, Mortos whips corner to corner, but Kyle dodges! Mortos hits buckles, but he still BOOTS back! And SLING-DOGS! And SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, Mark breaks it! The ref reprimands and Mortos seethes, but he goes back for Kyle. Mortos drags Kyle up, brings him over, tag to Daivari, and they mug Kyle. Daivari turns Kyle to NECKBREAKER! Daivari covers, TWO!

Daivari drags Kyle up, whips him to the corner hard, then he tags Nese. Nese wants the fans to hush about Kyle, then he brings Kyle up. But Kyle clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Nese endures, fights up, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Nese drags Kyle back, tag to Daivari. Daivari runs to ELBOW DROP! Daivari clamps onto Kyle as a chinlock. Daivari grinds Kyle down, Kyle endures, and the fans rally up. Kyle fights up, reaches out, and Collision returns to single picture. Daivari ROCKS Kyle, whips him to the corner, and LARIATS! Tag to Nese, and Daivari sends Nese in, only for Kyle to BOOT him!

Kyle ROCKS Mortos, ELBOWS Daivari, then runs up, but both Nese & Daivari catch him! They throw him back, but Kyle dodges, hot tag to Mark! Mark fires off Redneck Kung-Fu on the Premier Athletes! He DECKS Nese, but Daivari kicks low! Daivari whips but Mark BOOTS Mortos! Mark gets around Daivari, Daivari switches, but Mark BOOTS Nese away! PELE for Daivari! The fans fire up as Mark kicks Nese, suplexes, and FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nese is tougher than that but Mark calls his shot! Mark underhooks, JAY- NO, N ese fights out and Mortos HEADBUTTS! But Mark stays up! Mortos runs in, Mark DUMPS him out!

Tag to Hologram and Mark PLANCHAS Mortos! Hologram goes up but Nese SHORYUKENS! Nese THROWS Hologram down, runs up, but Hologram slips up and around, into a DESTROYER!! Cover, Daivari breaks it! Daivari TOSSES Hologram, but Kyle fires off a strike fest on Daivari! The KNEE sends Daivari out, and then Kyle goes out! FLYING KNEE! Down goes Daivari, but then Nese ROUNDHOUSES and LEG SWEEPS Kyle! Nese runs to FOSBURY FLOP! Down goes Kyle, but Hologram DIVES! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous! Hologram fires up, too, but Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS!! But then Mark has a chair!

The fans are thunderous again as Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, but Sterling snatches the chair away! The fans boo, Mark LOW BLWOS Sterling! And it’s all fine cuz Sterling’s not a competitor in the match! Sterling falls to his knees, so Mark uses him as the launching pad, to FLY out onto everyone else! The fans are thunderous again and Kyle puts Nese in! Hologram aims, springboards and FLYING TORNADO DDTS!! Nese flounders around, into the roll and crucifix! Hologlomeration wins!

Winners: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Hologram, by pinfall

That was a battle to be sure, but- MORTOS SPEARS HOLOGRAM! The fans boo as Mortos beats up on all of them! Mark CLOBBERS Mortos with the ROH World Championship belt! Then Kyle & Mark DOUBLE LARIAT Mortos outta there! Kyle says he wants a 1v1 with Mortos! When and where will #CombatKyle look to slay the beast?

 

AEW shares footage from CMLL 91st Anniversario!

If you’re wondering where Orange Cassidy is, he was just down in Mexico to join in on CMLL’s big anniversary show. Freshly Squeezed was part of Team Internacional alongside Rocky Romero & Satoshi Kojima, losing out in a Best 2 Out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag against Team Mexico’s Atlantis Jr, Volador Jr. & Ultimo Guerrero. However, Cassidy’s night was not done. In the main event, Chris Jericho lost to Mistico and then became a sore loser, beating up Mistico with the help of “Big Bill” Morrissey! Cassidy made the save, he and Mistico ran off The Learning Tree, and stood tall as amigos.

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Renee Paquette says Freshly Squeezed made his CMLL debut in front of a sold out Arena Mexico. How did it- OH NO! Bill BOOTS Cassidy, sending his sunglasses flying! Bill then THROWS Cassidy into the garage door! Bryan Keith puts the backpack over Cassidy’s head, and here comes Jericho. Jericho has the framed picture of The Best Friends, and says, “Here’s to friendship, Orange.” He SMASHES the picture on Cassidy’s head!! “You can have your knapsack back. See you Wednesday.” Renee steps back in to say they need help back here! She tells Jericho to leave, Jericho says, “Thanks, Renee.” Did Jericho just get his real payback for the jacket and Bentley?

 

Stokely Hathaway is in his private study.

And what he’s studying is game film of various top tag teams in some of their best matches here in AEW. But what could Stokely be formulating for the future?

 

Backstage interview with Mariah May.

Lexy Nair is with The Glamour, and says she has been AEW Women’s World Champion for a few weeks now, but has yet to hold her championship celebration. Yes, she has, and she isn’t doing it now in Dayton, Ohio. It’s just the Wish.com version of Cincinnati. Then in any case, Mariah invited Mina Shirakawa to return, and Mariah says her best times were with Mina. Stardom and Japan, here in AEW, but then somewhere along the way, bad things just happened. Mariah needs Mina. She can’t celebrate her win without Mina. Mariah wants Mina. Oh, sorry, can Mariah help you? We pan over to see Yuka Sakazaki!

Yuka says hi, and Mariah says how cute. Yuka says she wants to fight for the belt. Oh, that’s nice. But Yuka can get in line, and then Mariah will rip her head off! Yuka says okay. Bye-bye~! Yuka leaves, and Mariah is seething already. Will the Wrestling Magical Girl prove she is worthy when she returns to the ring tonight?

 

Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF!

We saw how disheveled The Decoder is, even one week after the incident at All Out. But he’ll try his best to do what Bryan would do and use wrestling to clear his head. Will he succeed in shaking off this funk? Or will the Saint of Augusta take advantage of Yuta’s unsettled mindset?

The bell rings and Yuta circles with Henry. They tie up, Henry arm-drags Yuta, and Yuta backs off to the corner. Yuta resets with Henry, they tie up, and Henry arm-drags again! Henry keeps the arm, but Yuta kips up. Yuta slips through, wrenches and wristlocks back, but Henry rolls, slips through, and spins Yuta to a snapmare. Henry KCIKS Yuta in the back, then eggs Yuta on. Henry KICKS Yuta again, but Yuta gets up to headlock. Henry powers up and out, drops down, but Yuta sunset flips! Henry stays up, to then DOUBLE STOMP! The fans boo but Yuta goes to a corner. Henry runs up, but Yuta goes up and over.

Yuta scoops Henry, SLAMS him, and then snarls as he SENTONS, only to miss! Henry ROCKS Yuta, but Yuta rewind- NO, Yuta’s focus is so bad, he falls to the floor! Henry WRECKS Yuta with a dropkick! Henry brings Yuta up to then snap suplex into barriers! Yuta is all folded up, and the fans boo Henry while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref checks Yuta, but Yuta manages to turn over. Yuta sits up but Henry brings him into the ring. Henry eggs Yuta on more, stomps his hands, then KICKS him in the chest! Yuta falls back, crawls to a corner, but Henry drags him up again. Henry snapmares, and he clamps on with a straitjacket stretch! Yuta endures, even as Henry digs his knee into his back. The fans rally, Yuta fights up, and Yuta powers up to turn things around! Henry turns them back around and has the straitjacket back on! Yuta endures again, fights, but Henry thrashes him around! Yuta grits his teeth, rises up, and he JAWBREAKERS free as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Henry whips Yuta corner to corner. Yuta reverses, then runs up, but Henry pops Yuta up into an AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Yuta stays in this, even if his focus is divided. Henry stomps Yuta’s foot, stands on the ankle, and he eggs Yuta on. The fans rally, Henry drags Yuta up and dares him to show us something! Yuta fires body shots, then elbows low! Henry ROCKS Yuta, and Yuta rewinds! It is still rough, but he manages the GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Henry flounders. Yuta drags himself up, turns around, takes a swing, but Henry dodges! Henry feints then kicks the legs out, and KNEES Yuta down! Cover, TWO!

Yuta bails out, the ref checks him, but Yuta crawls to a corner. Henry storms out after Yuta, runs in, and CALF KICKS Yuta against railing! Henry then throws Yuta back in, goes up a corner, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives that coup de grace, and the fans fire up again! Henry storms around, Beef cheering him on, and he drags Yuta up. Henry mocks Yuta being all sad over Bryan not being here. Henry SLAPS Yuta, but the words are what pissed him off! Yuta snarls, and he DECKS Henry!! The fans fire up as Yuta fires off on Henry! The ref has to back Yuta off, but Yuta goes back for more!

Yuta gets the arms, and gives Henry some DRAGON STOMPS! The ref again backs Yuta off, but Yuta is roaring! Henry bails, Yuta runs, and Yuta DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Yuta then whips Henry hard into railing! And then whips him into more railing! Yuta fires hands, Beef is panicked, but Yuta puts Henry in the ring. Then Yuta BOOTS Beef for the hell of it! Yuta goes up the corner, aims at Henry, MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Henry and Yuta kips up! The fans fire up with Yuta, and he HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away on Henry! All the best of what Bryan’s taught Yuta, and Henry is a ragdoll! Yuta shifts to CATTLE MUTILATION!

The ref checks, Henry is OUT! Yuta wins!!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by submission

Yuta is so furious, he almost goes after the ref now! But Yuta returns from the fugue state, and he takes his leave. But will Yuta focus this anger on those who deserve it? Or is he going to find himself stuck between both sides of the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb and Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair notes The Professor has a match tonight against Yuka Sakazaki, and The One True African Woman also has a match tonight against Robyn Renegade. Serena asked for this time with Aminata, the floor is hers. Serena thanks Aminata for her time, it is very kind of her to hear Serena out. Now, Serena wants to continue their discussion from last time. Serena watched Aminata take on Mariah, and it was a great match, Aminata has a lot of potential. But Serena did say that Aminata isn’t ready. However, the offer still stands and Serena is very forgiving. So if Aminata wants to talk more, she knows where to find her.

Aminata tells Serena sorry, but she doesn’t freakin’ have time for this! She has her match to get ready for. Serena tells Queen Aminata to let the Professor show her how it’s done. Serena then turns to camera to address Yuka. The last time Yuka even had thoughts to step into the ring with Serena, her leg broke. Imagine what it’ll be like now that she’s actually taking Serena on tonight. See you later. Serena says that to Aminata as much as she does Yuka. Will there be no mercy in Deeb’s Dojo for the returning Wrestling Magical Girl? Will Deeb’s Dojo be adding a student after tonight? Or will nothing go quite how Serena expects?

 

Anna Jay speaks.

“I just got back from Japan, wrestling, learning, honing my skills and becoming the best that I can be. It was not easy. I was tired, I was sore, I was beat up. But let me tell you what I learned while I was there. I want more. So much more. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship. Mariah May is due for a very big receipt. And I’ve also never stepped into the ring with Mercedes Mone. So lemme make it easy for all of you. If you wanna see what an evolved Anna Jay has become, just try me.” The Queenslayer is back, will she become The Star of the Show once and for all?

 

Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones!

This trio tried to have their first match together last Wednesday Night Dynamite, but they and their opponents got blindsided and brutalized by the new, more maniacal Blackpool Combat Club. Will they have better luck tonight? Or will being in Moxley’s backyard only put them at risk again?

The trios sort out, Brother Zay starts against Ren, and the two tie up. Ren headlocks, Zay powers up and out, and then he drops down. Zay hurdles, but Ren shoves him. Zay Quebradas, Ren gets under, but Zay RANAS! And then LARIATS! Zay rains down fists but Crewe CLUBS him! Crewe whips, Zay reverses and Quen DUMPS Crewe out! Quen then BOOTS Crewe, and Komander springboards to CROSSBODY Crewe down! Cruz runs up, he gets a BOOT! Quen tags in, CATAPULT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Komander goes up and he CIELITO LINDO! Zay runs up on Ren but Ren BOOTS him! Ren goes up, but Komander JUMP KNEES!

Ren wobbles, Komander coordinates with Private Party. Quen runs up, gets the boost from Komander, serving up GIN & JUICE!! Laid back! Cover, Private Party & Komander win!

Winners: Komander & Private Party, by pinfall

Should we start calling them #FiestaPrivada? A good first win now that they got their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But will they soon get their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” at the BCC’s AEW World Trios Championships?

 

Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness talk about Bryan Danielson.

Given the change to Grand Slam, where Darby Allin now defends his #1 contender status against Jon Moxley, Nigel is of course calling out The American Dragon for that same night. How can Nigel be sure Bryan will even be able to compete? Nigel can’t be sure, but neither can Tony Khan. But when Moxley convinced Darby to put the title shot on the line, he did it out of pure speculation. That is why Nigel told TK that they can’t know Bryan won’t be able to compete. So Nigel figured, if Bryan can show up, and Darby no longer available to face him, Nigel would like to. Nigel will be there, so the question is, will Bryan?

Nigel now talks to Bryan: If Bryan doesn’t show up, it isn’t because of his condition. It is because he fears Nigel McGuinness. Nigel’s said it before, so he’ll just show us what he means. Footage courtesy of ROH, Nigel and Bryan battled for THE ROH World Championship. Nigel narrates that he and Bryan were bitter rivals on equal standing, clashing for the gold in matches that had the wrestling world abuzz. But there has been no one before or since that has beaten Bryan Danielson so convincingly, so brutally, and so thoroughly!

No matter how much success Bryan has had in his career after ROH, even winning the AEW World Championship, Bryan is STILL haunted by the memories of facing Nigel. Even more now 16 YEARS later, Nigel being in the best shape of his life, better than Bryan ever was, and Bryan is a physical wreck! Nigel says no worries, Bryan. Win, lose or draw, Bryan will still be world champion. But let’s not make any bones about it: If Bryan shows up, Nigel will look to end Bryan’s career! Ball’s in Bryan’s court. How will The American Dragon respond with 11 days left before Grand Slam?

 

Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb!

The Magical Girl called out The Glamour, but The Professor has called out The Magical Girl! Will Yuka pass Serena’s test and head for the AEW Women’s World Championship? Or will Serena earn herself that opportunity instead?

The bell rings but wait! Mariah makes her way out here! It seems Yuka got under her skin, but Mariah’s presence sure has Nigel in good spirits. The fans rally for Yuka as she and Deeb circle. They tie up, and Deeb wrenches an arm. Deeb wristlocks, Mariah says Deeb has taught her much so she wishes her luck. As for Yuka, break a leg. Deeb wrenches while Nigel laughs far too much at the joke. Yuka rolls, kips up, and wrenches to wristlock. Deeb rolls, rolls, and slips around to wrench and wristlock. Deeb wrangles Yuka, ties up the legs, and she has Yuka in Paradise! Deeb sits on Yuka, the fans are torn, but Mariah is amused.

Deeb flexes and Mariah jokes that this is child abuse. Yuka is a child as far as Mariah can tell. Schiavone says Yuka’s a ten year veteran, but Mariah says more like a 10-year-old. Deeb DROPKICKS Yuka out of Paradise! Yuka goes to ropes, Deeb eggs her on, but Yuka frowns. Yuka runs up to KNEE low! Yuka snapmares and rolls with Deeb to KICK her down! Then Yuka body scissors, and she ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING CLUTCH! Cover, TWO!! Deeb escapes, Mariah is annoyed by that already, and Deeb goes to a corner. Yuka runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb reels Yuka in to KICK her! Yuka staggers, Deeb eggs her on again.

Yuka runs up, but Deeb catches her! Deeb turns Yuka, to HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! Yuka flops to the apron, Mariah mocks her pain, and Deeb mocks the booing fans while Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and then reels her in. But Yuka wrenches out, whips, only for Deeb to sunset flip, and HALF CRAB! Yuka endures as Deeb pulls on that recovered leg! Yuka fights, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go in frustration, and she storms around. Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! Cover, TWO!! Yuka survives but Deeb keeps her focus. Deeb stomps Yuka, then drags her around to step on her face! Yuka writhes, the ref reprimands, but Deeb just smirks. Deeb drags Yuka by a leg, and drops an elbow on the knee! And another elbow! And then a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Cover, TWO!!

Yuka is toughing it out and that just upsets Deeb more. Deeb grabs the leg again, but Yuka fights the Half Crab by grabbing Deeb’s leg! Yuka then kicks, and kicks, and kicks Deeb away! Deeb runs back up, blocks a kick, but Yuka ENZIGIRIS! Yuka hobbles to a corner, sits down to rest the bad leg, but she watches Deeb crawl. Deeb rises up, runs in at Yuka, but blocks another boot! Collision returns to single picture as Yuka goes up, reels Deeb in, HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The fans fire up, the ref counts, and Mariah says that’s against the rules! Yuka lets go at 4, fire sup, and the fans fire up more! Yuka climbs and takes aim!

Yuka MISSILE DROPKICKS Deeb! The fans fire up again and Yuka scoops Deeb into a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives but clutches her neck. Yuka storms back over, drags Deeb up, and wrenches to hammerlock, lift, and SPIN~! But Deeb slips free to waistlock! Yuka switches, Deeb switches, but Yuka elbows free! But Deeb shoves Yuka to get a SNAP GERMAN! Then Deeb wrenches, hammerlocks, PEPSI TWIST! Cover, TWO?!?! Yuka barely gets that arm up and Deeb can’t believe it! Deeb huffs ‘n’ puffs but the fans rally for Yuka. Deeb reels Yuka in, tucks the arms, but Yuka fights the lift!

Yuka backdrops free and the fans fire up! Yuka SLIDING D! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Yuka is a bit stunned now. Yuka refocuses, aims from a corner, and then runs up to ROCK Deeb! Yuka boxing elbows, then ROLLING- NO, Deeb ducks to wrench! Deeb drags Yuka down, around, reels her in, POWERBOMB! STRETCH MUFFLER!! Yuka endures, fights, and Mariah mockingly says Yuka might have to tap. The fans rally up, Yuka roars and crawls forward! ROPEBREAK! Deeb thrashes the leg, but she lets go at the ref’s count. Deeb drags Yuka back up, UPPERCUTS, but then Yuka ROCKS Deeb!

Deeb UPPERCUTS! Yuka ROCKS Deeb! UPPERCUT! Yuka wobbles, but she comes back to ROCK Deeb! Yuka fires shot after shot, then runs up, but Deeb ducks! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Deeb gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Even Mariah thought that one hurt. But Yuka ROCKS Deeb! Deeb LARIATS Yuka! Deeb drags Yuka up, tucks her in, but Yuka powers out! Scoop and MAGICAL GIRL DRIVER! Yuka drags Deeb into the drop zone, goes to the apron, and the fans fire up! Yuka climbs up the ropes, for the MAGICAL GIRL SPLASH!! Cover, Yuka wins!

Winner: Yuka Sakazaki, by pinfall

It was a hard fought match, but Yuka found the will to win! Mariah is not happy about it, but will she be even angrier when Yuka proves she’s a contender? WAIT, Mariah CLOBBERS Yuka on the stage!! The fans boo and Yuka sits up in a daze, having no idea what just hit her! Mariah reels Yuka in, but Yuka fights the lift! Yuka powers out to SUPERKICK! Mariah goes down in a heap! Yuka then picks up the title belt! The fans cheer, but will this be the scene that plays out in the very near future?

 

The Outrunners speak.

In another retro video, Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd are getting their pump on in the gym! They say what they want, when they want! How old do they have to be to have a gym membership? 18 years old. Well lucky for this guy, he’s lookin’ at the Youngest Men Alive! Now scram! They tell the tag division that they’re coming for your pride, your manhood, and your gold! Because if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you ain’t seen nothing yet! These human throwbacks are ready for action, but what will it take for them to take down the best in AEW?

 

Top Flight Airlines talks backstage.

Leila Grey is so full, they just had a great dinner. But then Action Andretti speaks up. Why’re they going on about the food they just ate? Are they not pissed off like he’s pissed off? Look what they did just this week. Darius & Dante lost out on a chance to become AEW World Tag Team Champions. Lio Rush lost out on the TNT Championship. Action just lost on Rampage! He’s still hot! Lio asks why he’s still on it then. Chill out, it’s just a loss. No, man, it’s not “just” a loss! Look at them! They have so much potential together! They have something that very few have! This is Leila Grey, Top Flight, Lio Rush and Action Andretti, and all they’re talking about is food?!

Action snatches Dante’s burger and CHUCKS it at the production truck! Lio says calm down, Action! But Action looks at the truck and says look! Why aren’t they treated more like The House of Black? Does Top Flight not have wins over The House of Black? Why aren’t they going up against more teams like them and getting more wins? Lio says Action is just talking out his ass, and Leila says yeah, Action needs to calm down. The team needs to get it together, or they’re going nowhere. Action says yeah, they do. Action leaves, but where to? The others follow him, will The Sight to See make the others see his point of view?

 

Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony!

Juice Robinson & The Gunns were minding their business, but Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona had to drudge up the past. Cage said they only lost the ROH World Six Man Tag titles, because they were up against six opponents! But it’s not like anyone has gold anymore, so who settles this score to then head back for the belts?

The trios sort out and Juice starts against Liona. The bell rings, the fans rally for “JUICE! JUICE!” Juice and Liona tie up, Liona powers Juice to a corner, then gets in Juice’s face. The ref counts, Liona lets off, but Juice SLAPS him! Liona storms up, blocks the arm-drag, then whips. Juice leaps, but into Liona’s arms! Liona SLAMS Juice, but Juice avoids the headbutt! Juice wrenches Liona, tags Colten, then hands off Liona. Colten wrenches, but Liona KNEES low! Liona tags Kaun and he stomps Colten. Then he CHOPS Colten! The fans fire up, Kaun whips corner to corner, but Colten goes up and over to arm-drag!

Colten has the arm, he tags Austin, and The Gunns whip Kaun to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Austin runs, “Guns Up!” AX HANDLE! Cover, ONE!! Kaun is tougher than that, but Austin drags Kaun up. Austin whips then dodges Kaun to trip him up, and THROWBACK! The fans fire up and Austin aims from a corner. Liona takes a swing, Austin dodges! Austin ROCKS Liona, then dodges Kaun! Austin keeps moving, but Kaun LARIATS him down! The fans boo but Kaun goes out after Austin. Kaun whips Austin into railing, then apron, then back again! Kaun pinballs Austin all over, then leaves him behind so Liona can CLOBBER Austin!

The fans boo but Liona hurries to put Austin in. Cage goes up the ropes, “Who betta than Cage!?” DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Cage flexes, the fans boo, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Cage talks smack, then he drags Austin up. Cage bumps Austin off buckles, RAMS into him, then CHOPS him! Austin flops over, Cage drags him back up, and then Cage brings him over to the corner. Tag to Liona and they mug Austin. Liona brings Austin up to DECK him! Liona has a wild grin, then he stands on Austin’s face! The ref reprimands, Liona steps away, and Austin sputters and coughs from having a bare foot on his face! Liona drags Austin up, but Austin fires body shots! Liona KNEES low and Austin falls right out of the ring! Liona paces, Colten coaches his brother, but Liona snarls at Juice.

Austin crawls, drags himself up, but he flops right back over! The ring count is climbing, Colten coaches Austin more, and Austin stands again! Austin leaps in at 9! But Liona DIVING HEADBUTTS! Tag to Kaun, and the Gates of Agony CHOP and stomp away while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and now both Austin and Kaun are down! They crawl for their corners, hot tag to Liona! Liona whips Austin away, but Austin BLASTS Cage! But Liona BLASTS Juice & Colten! Austin runs up, Liona catches him and keeps him from Colten! Liona shoves Austin to the Agony corner, then runs up, but Austin dodges! Hot tag to Colten! Colten fires hands on Liona, then dodges to DROPKICK! Cage returns, he gets a LARIAT! Kaun returns, he gets a LARIAT! Colten full nelson SLAMS Cage! Colten SPLASHES Liona, SPLASHES Kaun, then runs, jukes and NECKBREAKER! Liona runs up, Colten dodges, and LEAPING HAYMAKER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally, Colten goes up the corner, but Kaun CHOPS first! Kaun brings Colten down, but Colten snap suplexes first! Cage runs up, but Colten BOOTS the lariat to then snap suplex! Liona runs up, into a kick and- NO, Liona is too big for a suplex! Liona tires, Colten fights it! But then Cage and Kaun storm up, only for the ref to stop them! Liona suplexes, but Colten cradle counter! The ref is missing the cover!! The fans count, Bang Bang Gang would’ve won! Colten lets Liona go, gets Cage and Kaun to leave, then he dodges Liona, only for Liona to POUNCE him! Liona tags Cage, then Liona BLAST Juice! Cage tags Kaun and they get Colten up.

The Cage Of Agony hit the ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Cover, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but then Liona TOSSES Austin! Kaun drags Colten up, he and Liona DOUBLE stalling suplex! Cage runs, but Austin DUMPS him out! Colten DOUBLE DDTS The Gates! But Liona just sits up with a grin!? Liona runs, but COlten ducks the body check! Colten hurries, hot tag to Juice! The fans fire up as Juice goes up and CROSSBODIES Cage! Cage staggers up, Juice goes wild, and he JABS, JABS, JABS! The fans fire up for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And then facelock, but Cage wrenches out!

Juice swings, Cage dodges, and Cage DISCUS LARIATS!! Colten returns, Cage fireman’s carries, F5! Austin is back, but Cage dodges to POP-UP BOMB! The Machine is all fired up, and The Gates return! They get Austin up for Kaun, but Juice RAMS Liona into Kaun! Austin slips free of Cage, LEFT HAND O’ GOD into the 3:10 TO YUMA!! And then THE JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Bang Bang Gang wins!!

Winners: The Bang Bang Gang, by pinfall

The fans fire up as the Collision Cowboys stand tall! Will this big win lead Rock Hard Robinson, Fully Cocked Colten, and… Austin… back to the trios championships?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexy knows tonight didn’t go as Serena had planned, what happened out there? But before The Professor can explain, Queen Aminata walks in. “So, is that how it’s done?” Aminata heads out now, will she be the one to lead by example? Or will Dayton’s own Renegade revolt against The Queen?

Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade!

The bell rings and Aminata circles with Robyn. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks, but Robyn drops. So Aminata drops to body scissor and roll into a cover. TWO, but Aminata CLUBS Robyn into a facelock. The fans duel, Robyn turns the facelock around, and she gator rolls with Aminata. Aminata wrenches out to SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! Aminata keeps Robyn down with a chinbar, covers again, TWO! CROSSFACE! Robyn endures, fights up, but Aminata shifts to a facelock. Aminata whips, Robyn reverses to ROCK Aminata! Aminata DECKS Robyn! Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up to BOOT! Aminata then snapmares Robyn, ruins up again, FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Robyn toughs it out and staggers to the ropes. Aminata runs up, but Robyn HOTSHOTS her! Robyn comes back to throw Aminata by her hair! Robyn stomps Aminata around, then CHOPS! And CLUBS! And CLUBS her again! The ref backs Robyn off, but Robyn LARIATS against ropes! Robyn snapmares Aminata and SHOTGUNS her down! The fans fire up as Robyn drags Aminata up. Robyn facelocks to DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Aminata survives that hard fall, and the ref checks her. Robyn waits, Aminata is okay, so Robyn hauls her back up. Robyn suplexes, but Aminata fights it, to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Just like Deeb!

Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up, but Robyn ROCKS her! Aminata DECKS Robyn again! HEADBUT!! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

The #BrainDrain gets it done, and Aminata shakes it off. But then Deeb CHOP BLOCKS Aminata! Deeb is a sore loser, but she’s going after Aminata for disrespecting her! HALF CRAB, and it is DEEP! The fans boo but Deeb is looking to teach Aminata a lesson: Do NOT mess with Deeb! Deeb finally lets Aminata go, will Deeb get ahead in the division by any means necessary?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Buddy Matthews chuckles and says, “Boys. It seems like everyone wants a piece of the House of Black.” Malakai Black says, “The seven of you (Lance Archer, The Righteous and all of Top Flight Airlines) want to challenge the three of us. I’d say that your odds are about, oh, I’d say 50-50.” Brody King sees it as 80-20. But Buddy says come one, come all! The House of Black slips into the shadows, will they just tear down anyone and everyone that knocks on their door?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Given all the tense interactions and physical confrontations, we’re getting a heated tag team match! Yuka Sakazaki & Queen Aminata VS Mariah May & Serene Deeb! Will the Magical Girl and One True African Woman each prove their worth? Or will the champion and The Professor teach their opponents about knowing their place?

 

FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look at Zack Gibson & James Drake and see a British bootleg version of themselves, and that only pisses off Gibson & Drake. Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem are not going to settle for being in the shadows of another team, will they ssssoooon be recognized as the real Top Guys of AEW? Or will we all see that FTR > GYV?

The teams sort out and Gibson starts against Dax. Dayton rallies for FTR as Dax and Gibson circle. They tie up, go around, and Gibson puts Dax on ropes. Gibson takes a swing but Dax ducks to headlock. Gibson powers Dax to the GYV corner, Drake tags in, but Dax gets away. Cash backs Dax up, and the teams have a standoff. The ref counts, Cash and Gibson back off. Drake and Dax tie up, Dax headlocks but Drake powers out. Drake drops, but Dax runs him over! Knuckle lock cover, TWO as Drake gets an arm up. Dax puts that arm down, TWO as the other arm comes up! Dax powers that arm down, Drake kips up!

Drake and Dax have a Test of Strength, then Drake HEADBUTTS! Dax HEADBUTTS in return! Each man kicks a knuckle lock, then Drake ROCKS Dax! Dax comes back to CHOP Drake! And CHOP! And CHOP! Dax tags Cash, whips Drake, then Cash slingshot SHOULDER TACKLES! Cover, ONE!! Drake is tough but Cash headlocks. Drake powers up and out, but Cash runs him over! Things keep moving, Cash slides under to arm-drag Drake! And then CHOPS! Tag to Dax, FTR hand off the wrench, but Drake pulls an ear! Drake puts Dax in the GYV corner, Gibson tags in, and GYV mugs Dax.

Gibson brings Dax out to ROCK him, then UPPERCUTS him! Dax falls, Gibson talks trash on the ‘rat,” then he UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Dax CHOPS! Gibson UPPERCUTS! Repeat! Dax fires forearms now, but Gibson headlocks. Drake tags in as Dax powers out, and Gibson drops down. Drake follows to dropkick the legs out! Gibson basement dropkicks! Gibson then sets up for MAYHEM IN MOTION! Down goes Cash and fans boo, but GYV talk trash on Dayton. Drake drags Dax up, but Dax bumps him off buckles first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, RAMS Drake, then slingshots, but Drake holds ropes!

Gibson helps Drake stay up but Cash CLOBBERS Gibson off the apron! Dax sunset flips Drake, TWO! Drake staggers up, runs up, but Dax gets around to put Drake up top! Dax CHOPS Drake on the back! Dax then climbs up, brings Drake to the very top, and the fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans are thunderous while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Dax and Drake crawl and the fans rally up. Drake bails out, Dax pursues, and he stalks Drake around the corner. Drake swings, Dax ROCKS him first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, too! But then Drake sends Dax into steel steps! Cash hurries over to stop GYV from doing more, and the ref reprimands everyone. Drake slides into the ring, the ref checks Dax, and Dax says he’s okay. The ring count starts, but Gibson tags in. Gibson drags Dax up to throw him into railing! The ref reprimands, but Gibson brings Dax around to put on the apron. Gibson then SMACKS Dax off the apron edge! Gibson storms in, stays between FTR, and taunts Cash.

Gibson drags Dax around, drops on him for a headlock, then knuckle locks an arm. Dax fights up but Gibson powers him to an open corner. Gibson wraps the arm around ropes and pulls! The ref reprimands but Gibson YANKS as he lets off. Gibson snapmares and covers, TWO! Gibson is annoyed but he drags Dax up to clamp on a cobra clutch! Dax endures, the fans rally, and Dax fights up. Gibson knees low, then has a double wristlock! Dax fights, reaches out, but Gibson keeps him from Cash. Dax scoops, but Gibson fights! Dax backdrops free! Collision returns to single picture as the fans fire up! Drake hurries to anchor Dax!

Gibson gets in now, GYV double whip! Gibson traps Dax in the corner so Drake can BACK ELBOW! Gibson LARIATS, feeds, Drake WHEEL KICKS! Drake stays between FTR, he taunts Dax, but the fans rally up again. Dax crawls, Drake ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again! Dax rises, Drake ROCKS him again! Dax goes to the corner, but he hits back on both GYV! The fans fire up but Drake picks Dax up! Gibson storms in, Drake shoves Dax away. Gibson runs up, Dax TOSSES him! Dax and Drake DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Dax crawls, reaches out, but Gibson hurries in! The ref misses the hot tag!!

The fans boo as the ref tells Cash to go back! GYV mugs Dax in the corner! Gibson traps Dax again, Drake back elbows! LARIAT! But Dax ducks the kick! Hot tag to Cash! Cash DOUBLE FLYING LARIATS! Cash DECKS Drake, DECKS Gibson, then fires off jabs on Drake! Cash DECKS Drake, UPPERCUTS Gibson and fires away! Drake CLUBS Cash, whips him, but Cash reverses to DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Cash wrenches to UPPERCUT! Gibson runs up, Cash dodges, comes back, SNAP POWERSLAM! Cash headlocks Drake, Drake pwoers out, jumps, SNAP- NO, cradle counter! TWO!! Cash drags Drake into a Gedo Clutch! TWO!!

Drake trips Cash, jackknife bridge, TWO!! Cash manages to bridge up and spin thnigs around, but Drake reaches out! Tag to Gibson, Cash suplexes Drake, but Gibson makes the save. Gibson clinches Cash, ENZIGIRI from Drake! The fans boo but Gibson calls for the end! Drake tells Cash to get ready. But Dax drags Drake out! Gibson runs up, Cash slips around to hook the arms! Gibson fights the backslide, so Cash goes up the corner to go up and over! Cradle, TWO!! Gibson escapes, scoops, but Cash slips free! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cash sees Drake and DECKS him first! But Gibson rolls Cash, TWO!

Gibson returns, wrenches, but then Cash wrenches to short arm LARIAT! The fans fire up and Cash tags Dax. FTR drags Gibson up, Dax reels him in. Cash goes up, but Drake runs up! Drake CLOBBERS Cash, Gibson wrenches out and spins Drake, KEYLOCK DRIVER! Then Gibson KNEES Dax into the POST! Drake calls to Gibson, Gibson tags him in. Gibson Electric Chair Lifts Dax, Drake climbs, but Cash makes the save! Cash shoves Gibson to POST him, Drake jumps over but Dax catches him! SHARPSHOOTER!! Dax sits deep on the hold, Drake taps! FTR wins!!

Winners: FTR, by submission

But Gibson CLOBBERS Dax! He doesn’t care if the match is over! Cash goes after Gibson, Drake goes after Cash! Cash DECKS Drake, but Gibson THROAT CHOPS Cash! GYV set Cash up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Then they grab Dax, but wait! THE OUTRUNNERS are here!? The fans fire up as Turbo & Truth throw hands with GYV! The Outrunners DECK GYV, DECK them again, then Turbo LARIATS Gibson out! Truth dodges Drake, Outrunners DOUBLE LARIAT Drake up and out! The Grizzled Young Veterans were so obsessed with the Top Guys, they forgot about these up-and-comers!

The Outrunners then look at FTR. The fans cheer on the Outrunners, and they offer handshakes to Cash & Dax! Cash & Dax look around, but they leave The Outrunners hanging! The fans boo, but then FTR says, “You sonova gun!” They SHAKE HANDS! The fans are thunderous as they all flex, too! It’s a flex party! Throwbacks love throwbacks, but will these four make sure GYV don’t make it to the top of the mountain?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, with lots of great story build. I even like this literal “Show up, win, leave” attitude Jack Perry is using. He and Daniels have a solid opening match, some real rough bumps taken but both guys were okay, and of course Jack won. But one of these times, someone has to either hijack the bus or surprise Jack from inside the bus. I mean, he just leaves it right there in the parking lot. Really good stuff with Yuta, too, though he kind of awkwardly played being distracted and disheveled. But in the match, he got it right as Henry insulted him and Bryan and then just went berserk. And good promo from Nigel to further call out Bryan, so you know Bryan’s gonna show up.

Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration with Hologram against Mortos & Premier Athletes. I figured the Faces would win to keep Hologram going strong, but Mortos seems to just be going after anyone and everyone he wants. Ricochet from Dynamite, Hologram here, we’re going to get some great matches out of all of them as Ricochet builds up towards facing Ospreay for the International Championship. And we also got a very good showing from the new trio of Komander & Private Party, the alley-oop into the Gin & Juice is genius, and I feel like we’re definitely getting a Six Man Tag match, Fiesta Privada VS Moxley, Claudio & Pac. Non-title, but could be used as a plot point to compel a title match, and then Yuta has to decide whose side he is on.

Great Six Man Tag from Bang Bang Gang with Cage of Agony, and great win for Bang Bang Gang, they’ll be staying afloat as we wait on this World Trios Championship story to sort out. Very good promo segment from Top Flight Airlines, and while both sides of the argument are valid, I am leaning towards Action’s side. The whole faction could be doing so much more, they just need the opportunities. Though, calling out The House of Black might be a mistake. Good promo from The House of Black in response, calling out Top Flight and The Righteous, that sounds like a very good Trios Triple Threat in the making right there.

Very good stuff in the build of a new Women’s World Championship story here. Aminata and Deeb of course have their own issues brewing, but good revisit of Yuka and Deeb, which was the intended feud months ago before Yuka got hurt. Granted, there were parts of the match between Yuka and Deeb that were a bit rough, maybe it was a lot for Yuka’s return. But great win for Yuka, and then great stuff with her and Mariah, and that tag match made for Dynamite is going to be a lot of fun.

Very intriguing vignette from Stokely Hathaway. While he is still managing Statlander, he might be looking to expand into a full faction, which would be what the tag match videos are about. Good video showing Cassidy and Jericho in action at CMLL’s anniversary show, but Tony Schiavone misspoke, all the AEW guys lost that night. But then good follow-up of continuity both there in CMLL and here tonight with Jericho’s team beating Cassidy down. This adds some last minute heat to the Dynamite match, but I am very sure this all means Cassidy finds a way to win.

And awesome tag match main event from FTR VS GYV, and great win for FTR. I should’ve figured GYV would be sore losers about it, but I did not think The Outrunners would make the save. They are rapidly growing in popularity, even if it’s more for their hilarious gimmick. But between making amends with Infantry on ROH and coming out to help FTR, Outrunners look to be in a lot of 8 Man Tags in the near future. If things go right, they might even be tag team champions before the year is over. But probably ROH tag titles more than AEW tag titles.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/13/24)

Konosuke Takeshita is on a Rampage!

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The Don Callis Family is building momentum!

Though he failed to take the AEW Continental Championship at All Out, Konosuke Takeshita is still chasing The Rainmaker! Will The Alpha be ready for Action on a Friday night?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
  • Kamille VS Robyn Renegade; Kamille wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry; Roddy wins.
  • The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle; The Outcasts win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey; Konosuke wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!

Chris Jericho kept whining about the $7000 for his jacket stained by orange juice, so Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly paid him, in coins! But moving on from making a mess of a nice Bentley, Freshly Squeezed, The Sussex County Chicken & Violent Artist are looking to climb the Trios Division ranks! Will they head for those titles in the near future? Or will Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver show #DarkOrderIsGood enough to go for gold?

The trios sort out, Reynolds starts against Mark, and the fans rally up for “DEM BOYS! DEM BOYS!” Mark and Reynolds step up, and Reynolds SLAPS Mark! Then kicks him low! Reynolds pie faces, whips, but Mark reverses to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Mark ROCKS Reynolds, tags Cassidy, and fans cheer as they DOUBLE SUPLEX! Cassidy flexes, the fans cheer, and Cassidy covers, ONE! Cassidy drags Reynolds up, suplexes, but Reynolds fights and wrenches free. Reynolds ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy goes to ropes, so Reynolds YANKS the ropes to bring Cassidy back, and he BOOTS Cassidy down!

Tag to Silver, but the whole Dark Order jumps in, and Uno BLASTS The Conglomeration! Reynolds & Silver double whip Cassidy, cradle him, and SLAM him down! Uno STOMPS Cassidy’s hands, and then a TRIPLE DROPKICK knocks him down! Uno BLASTS Kyle & Mark again, then he and Reynolds pick Cassidy up. Silver builds speed, to jump up and flex! The fans are torn for this Kai ‘n’ Tai tribute, but Uno gives Cassidy a wet willy! That’s a wet finger in the ear for younger folks who might not know that trick. Silver drags Cassidy up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans are torn but Silver drags Cassidy up.

Silver scoops, Cassidy slips free, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cassidy tags Kyle and the fans fire up! Kyle KICKS, KCIKS and KICKS Silver! Silver blocks one to CHOP! Silver puts Kyle in the corner, Reynolds holds him, and Silver runs up, Kyle slips free, the CHOP hits Reynolds! Uno grabs Kyle, Silver tries again, but Kyle slips free so the CHOP hits Uno! Silver blocks another kick but Kyle blocks a chop! Kyle feints to then SPIN KICK! Kyle whips Silver to the corner, runs up and forearm SMASH! Tag to Cassidy and he goes up, FLYING LARIAT! But the Dark Order grabs Cassidy! Silver wants them to hold on tight this time!

Silver runs up, but Cassidy dodges and Silver CHOPS Reynolds again! Silver is frustrated, Uno has Cassidy, but Cassidy slips away so the CHOP hits Uno! The Dark Order storms into the ring, to argue with each other! Cassidy tags Mark, Mark goes up, and Silver shoves Reynolds & Uno in frustration. Dark Order turn around, into a DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Silver runs up, but into a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Silver sputters, Mark dodges him to CHOP and fire palm strikes! Kyle & Cassidy intercept Uno & Reynolds, send them out, and then Kyle sends Cassidy in to forearm SMASH Silver!

Kyle runs up, he forearm SMASHES! Mark runs in to LARIAT! Feed to the kitchen sink knee and basement dropkick! Mark goes up, but Reynold SHOVES him down! The fans boo but Kyle gets Reynolds’ leg! DRAGON SCREW! Silver runs up to BOOT Kyle in the back! GERMAN SUPLEX! Cassidy runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Silver stops the DDT! Silver suplexes, but gets a STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Uno returns, Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl, POP-UP DDT for Silver! ORANGE- NO, Uno dodges! STOP! SLAP!! Then SOMETHING EVIL! Mark returns, he wrenches Uno and kicks! But Uno ducks the uppercut!

Mark and Uno grapple, Mark kicks and kicks then swings, but into a waistlock! Mark breaks free to PELE! Reynolds runs up, wrench and spin, ROLLING ELBOW! Mark rebounds, to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while all six men are down! A standing count begins, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Mark and Silver stir, both men rise up, and Silver fires a forearm! Silver puts Mark in a corner, grinds his forearm in, then CHOPS him! Silver bumps Mark off buckles, tags Reynolds, and Dark Order mugs Mark in the corner. The ref counts while Reynolds digs his boots in, but he lets off to tag Uno. Uno CHOPS Mark, brings him in, and tags Silver. They mug Mark now, and then Silver snapmares to KICK Mark down. Silver paces but Mark rises up! Mark fires forearms and CHOPS! Silver hits back, Mark fires more shots, but Silver gets the edge. Silver winds up, runs, but Mark ducks ‘n’ dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down!

Rampage returns to single picture as the fans fire up! The Dark Order and Conglomeration coach their guys, hot tags to Reynolds and Kyle! Kyle rallies on The Dark Order with strikes! He fires knees on Reynolds, then fires another strike fest! LEG SEWEP, and the fans fire up! Tag to Cassidy, and they KICK and “kick.” KICK! Kick. KICK! Kick! KICK! KICK! They keep on Reynolds, then wind up, DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up more, and Cassidy takes aim. But Silver drags Orange out! Reynolds ELBOSS Kyle, Uno BLASTS Mark! Reynolds DIVES onto Mark, Uno waistlocks Kyle. Kyle elbows free, runs up, but into a GAMANGIRI from Silver!

Silver CANNONBALLS Mark, then UPPERCUTS Kyle! Uno BOOTS and DDTS Kyle! Cassidy returns, Uno whips him into a corner! Silver GAMANGIRIS, then he and Reynold start up the Wombo Combo! ROLLING ELBOW, ENZIGIRI, STUNNER, GERMAN SUPLEX!! Jackknife bridge, KYLE BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but Reynolds TOSSES Kyle. The Dark Order coordinate, and they drag Cassidy up. They lift him, Silver runs, but Cassidy avoid the pendulum! Then he DOUBLE RANAS Reynolds & Uno! Kyle FLYING KNEES Uno! Hot tag to Mark and then Cassidy DIVES onto Reynolds! Mark WRECKS Silver with a dropkick!

The fans fire up as Cassidy tosses Mark the chair! Perfect catch, and the fans fire up! Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, and the Chicken FLIES onto The Dark Order! The fans fire up again as Conglomeration puts Reynolds in. AX & SMASH! ORANGE PUNCH!! Mark has Reynolds in the underhooks, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

A big win for #DemBoys, and now Cassidy is rolling towards Dynamite and his newest grudge match with Chris Jericho. Will Cassidy leave Jericho holding the bag? Or will Jericho finally beat Orange to a pulp?

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara and The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair says Matt Taven & Mike Bennett asked for this time in order to talk with the ROH World Tag Team Champions in The Natural & The Spanish God. The floor is theirs. Bennett says hi, it’s so nice to see them somewhere not in Texas. Sammy says yeah, that’s true. Because the last time they all saw each other, it was All In, Wembley Stadium, and Team Texas beat The Kingdom’s ass. Oh, is that so? Because Taven remembers there being interference. Bennett remembers Kevin Von Erich constantly sticking his nose into their matches. Heck, ALL of Texas has been interfering in their matches! He’s surprised the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders didn’t show up!

Dustin says that would be kinda nice, actually. Taven says he’s just stick of seeing the two of them with those titles. Sammy is looking like Jim Carrey in The Mask. What was his name again? Bennett says it was Stanley Ipkiss. Yeah, Ipkiss! And then Dustin! Taven finally understands why Dustin paints his face. Taven would be ashamed, too, if he was acting like this. Dustin & Sammy have no honor! Actually, they should do this the one way they all know how! A Fight Without Honor! Because having no honor is the only tradition the Rhodes Family has- Dustin SLAPS Taven for that! Sammy holds Dustin back while Bennett helps Taven stand.

Sammy reminds them that this is DUSTIN RHODES, a living legend! Put respect on his name, because he’s earned it, unlike The Kingdom. Dustin tells Taven to never mention his family again, “you tick turd SOB!” For 36 LONG HARD YEARS, Dustin has done nothing but be honorable! He has been ripping, tearing, clawing his way through this sport, falling down 1000 times and failing his ass off, but then getting right back up and on the horse. Does Taven understand!? If Taven wants his shot at these titles, it’ll be in his home town of Springfield, Massachusetts next Saturday! And it won’t just be any match, it’ll be a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL!

Dustin is the King of the Bunkhouse! And if The Kingdom has any balls, then they’ll show up, and Dustin will rip their freakin’ eyeballs out!! The Kingdom gets their title match, but will getting the titles back cost them something in return?

 

Kamille VS Robyn Renegade!

Mercedes Mone’s Brickhouse has been a big help, but it is time for her to get hers. Will she start building a solid standing of her own? Or will she fail to stop this Renegade?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Kamille RAMS Robyn right to a corner, then fires off CHOPS and forearms! The ref counts, Kamille shifts to stomping a mudhole, but she stops at 4. The fans boo but Kamille brings Robyn up to whip. Robyn KICKS back, but that just annoys Kamille. She BOOTS Robyn down! Robyn flounders, Kamille drags her up, and Kamille scoops. Robyn fights free, Kamille hits buckles, then Robyn fires forearms! Robyn whips, Kamille reverses, but Robyn ducks and leaps, into Kamille’s arms! And then a BEARHUG! Robyn endures, Kamille CLUBS her and suplexes! The fans are torn as Kamille storms after Robyn.

Robyn flops out of the ring, but Kamille pursues. Kamille CLUBS Robyn, brings her up, and BEARHUGS again! The ref has a ring count going, but Kamille carries Robyn around, CLUBS her, then POSTS her! Robyn falls in a heap, but Kamille drags Robyn up. Kamille pushes Robyn in, storms after her, and runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Kamille hoists Robyn up top, climbs, but Robyn fires body shots! Robyn fires forearms, then HEADBUTTS! Kamille staggers back, Robyn CROSSBODIES! cover, ONE!! Kamille runs up but into an ELBOW! Robyn jumps on for a SLEEPER! Kamille RAMS Robyn into buckles! Kamille is free, then she scoops!

Kamille runs with Robyn, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! But she’s not done there! The fans are torn as Kamille drags Robyn back up. Kamille reels Robyn in, hoists her up, DOMINATE-HER!! Cover, Kamille wins!

Winner: Kamille, by pinfall

The Brickhouse just dropped “The Truth” on Robyn, and The Truth hurts! But will everyone in the Women’s Division have to face The Truth that Kamille is the new alpha around here?

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

“It’s no secret that I’ve had my problems with The Elite this past year. And ever since I became Interim EVP, I’ve done my best to offset The Elite abusing their power here in AEW. But I haven’t forgotten that I’m still a professional wrestler at heart. And now, Jack Perry has this Open Challenge for the TNT Championship. And I would never ask anybody in this locker room to fight a battle that I wasn’t prepared to fight myself. So let me put it to you plainly, Jack Perry. How about tomorrow night, you VS me for the TNT Championship? And lemme give you a little advice: You better pack a lunch, cuz I’m coming to kick your ass.”

The Fallen Angel is rising to the challenge! Will he turn The Scapegoat into the sacrifice he so badly wants to be? Or will Jack Perry still be the Face of TNT?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry!

The Savior of the Backbreaker has called Hook out over the FTW Championship, and Hook responded just the other night on Dynamite. That battle is coming, and Roddy is even talking trash on the way to the ring that he’ll be making an example of his opponent tonight. Will Roddy use Anthony Henry’s second-cousin-in-law to send a message to the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

Beef offers a handshake, Roddy refuses, and Beef remembers this is Rampage, not ROH. The bell rings and Beef circles with Roddy. They tie up, Roddy wrenches and wristlocks. Roddy slaps Beef around, lets off, and he soaks up heat in the corner. Henry coaches Beef, Beef and Roddy reset and circle. They tie up, Roddy waistlocks then headlocks. Beef powers up and out, then he runs Roddy over! The fans fire up for Beef, but Roddy kicks the leg! Roddy CHOPS and ROCKS Beef, then ROCKS him again. Beef ROCKS Roddy in return! And again, and again, and again! The fans fire up, and Beef whips, only for Roddy to reverse!

Beef cartwheels past Roddy to DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Beef, and he hopes Henry saw that. Roddy KNEES Beef low! Roddy fires forearms while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Roddy reels Beef in, but then Beef suplexes first! Roddy slips free, CLUBS Beef, then runs, into a HIP ATTACK! Beef says kiss this while Roddy tumbles out of the ring! The Kingdom check son Roddy, but Beef steps to the apron. Henry tells The Kingdom to back off, but Roddy gets up to ENZIGIRI Beef! And then APRON BACK SUPLEX! That’s a lot of Beef hitting the edge, and The Kingdom is all fired up! Henry tells them to back off, and he checks his second cousin by marriage. Roddy pushes Beef in, stomps him around, then CLUBS him. Beef staggers, Roddy CHOPS him! Beef staggers along the ropes, but Roddy CHOPS him again!

Roddy ROCKS Beef in a corner, Beef gets his guard up but Roddy pie faces him. Beef pushes Roddy, then fires haymakers! Beef kicks low, but Roddy drop toeholds to drop an elbow! Beef writhes, sits up, and Roddy CHOPS him! Roddy clamps onto a chinlock and he squeezes tight! Beef endures, fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Roddy staggers back, returns, but Beef NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Roddy ROCKS Beef and Beef falls hard into a corner! The Kingdom cheers, Beef shakes out the stars, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Roddy drags himself up with ropes on one end, Beef on the other. The fans rally up, Roddy storms up, but Beef ROCKS him first! And JABS! JABS! JABS! Beef keeps throwing hands, then winds up, to HAYMAKER! The fans fire up with Beef and he brings Roddy around. Underhook for the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Roddy goes to a corner, Beef pumps up and runs in, LARIAT in the corner! Beef whips corner to corner, then LARIATS! Beef keeps moving, BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but the fans stay fired up for “BEEF! BEEF! BEEF!” Beef waits, CHOPS, and JABS!

Roddy goes to a corner, Beef CHOPS again! And ROCKS him again! Beef whips corner to corner, Roddy reverses, but Beef goes up and out! Beef hurries, blows through the lariat, but not the GAMANGIRI! Beef is stuck up top, Roddy goes up after him! Roddy brings Beef to the very tup, SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Beef survives and Lexington loves it! The Kingdom, however, does not. Roddy drags Beef up, reels him in, and fireman’s carries. Beef slips free, waistlocks, but Roddy bucks the O’Conner. Beef returns to SPLASH against ropes! The fans fire up, Henry even rallies, but then The Kingdom mugs Henry!

The fans boo as The Kingdom send Henry into railing! Beef still runs to CROSSBODY at the ropes! The #SloppySteak has been served, but Beef realizes what’s happening to his cousin! Beef runs up to CLOBBER The Kingdom! The fans fire up and Beef hurries back into the ring. Roddy STRONG KNEES him! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

The Kingdom used Beef’s family against him, and that is how Roddy comes away with the win. But if Roddy needed help eating up Beef, will he need all the help he can get when he and Hook battle it out?

 

The Righteous speak.

Ol’ Dutch says, “There’s always light after dark. You have to go through a dark place to find it, but it’s there waiting for you.” The image returns and Vincent says, “There’s a light in the AEW Tag Division. But for Vincent & Dutch, we’re that dimly lit candle that’s in the corner of the dark house. This might sound crazy to you, this might sound crazy to all of you, but the truth is, we’re all here because we’re not all there. You dig what I’m saying, man?” The Righteous sit down, and Dutch names The House of Black. Are the Righteous looking to light up The House? Or will Malakai, Brody & Buddy make sure even these two #FadeToBlack?

 

The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle!

With Mariah May going on about her still-to-come glamorous championship celebration, and Mercedes Mone still holding onto two belts between two companies, it is anyone’s guess as to who gets their shots next. Will Saraya & Harley make sure they’re not on the outside looking in? Or will there be a Hex put on the AEW Women’s Division now that AK47 and The Voodoo Queen are here?

The teams sort out and Saraya starts against Marti. They tie up, and Marti fires off forearms! Marti puts Saraya in a corner, but Saraya bumps Marti off buckles from top to bottom! Saraya digs her boot in, stomps a mudhole, and lets off with a shout! The fans fire up, Saraya brings Marti up and ROCKS her. Saraya then backs off, distracts the ref, and that lets Harley thrash Marti around! Harley throws Marti down, Saraya sucker punches Allysin, and the ref has to hold Allysin back! Saraya gets to stomp away on Marti in that distraction, and then she bumps Marti off buckles. Tag to Harley, and she RAMS into Marti! And RAMS in again!

Harley digs her boot into Marti, then bumps Marti off buckles. Harley digs her boot in again, the ref counts, and Harley lets off. Harley runs up, Marti puts her on the apron, but Harley ROUNDHOUSES! Harley CLUBS Marti in the ropes, AX KICKS her, and then steps back in. Harley CHOKES Marti on ropes, the ref counts, but Harley lets off., Now Sararya gets cheap shots in! The fans are torn but Marti flops back. Harley tags Saraya, she tells fans to shut up, and she ROCKS Marti. Saraya whips Marti hard into railing, then she soaks up heat. The ref counts, Saraya drags Marti up and into the ring. Saraya drags Marti up and tags Harley back in.

Harley & Saraya mug Marti, and Harley digs her boot in. Harley lets off to run, roll, and come back. But Marti BOOTS Harley, ROCKS Saraya, but Harley drop toeholds! Harley grabs legs, but Marti BOOTS her away! Hot tag to AK! Allysin rallies on The Outcasts, FLAPJACK for Saraya! Allysin reels Harley in, but Saraya saves her from the Canadian Rack. Saraya then sucker punches Marti! Harley serves SOLE FOOD to Allysin, then she shrieks! Harley runs, Saraya tags, Harley SHINING WIZARDS! Harley covers but Saraya says sorry, she didn’t warn her. Saraya drags Allysin up, for the KNIGHT CAP! Cover, Outcasts win!

Winners: The Outcasts, by pinfall

Saraya smiles sweety but she’s a bit of a snake sniping her own teammate’s win. But one way or another, will these two be heading for championships? WAIT! A former champion is here in the form of Jamie Hayter! Hayter storms down to the ring, The Outcasts dare her, but then Saraya bails! Harley is all alone, and Hayter DECKS her! Saraya runs away into the night! Harley staggers back to her feet, again learning Hayter Hits Hard. Will Saraya make sure she never even gets within arm’s length of Hayter? Or is there no running from what’s coming?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

In The Conglomeration’s continued efforts of collaboration, they are teaming with the hit sensation, Hologram! They’re taking on an equally interesting combination of Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari and The Beast Mortos! Will Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly and the futuristic high-flyer be able to bring down The Premier Athletes and the menacing minotaur? Then, Wheeler Yuta returns one whole week after the incident at All Out. Will he be able to focus after witnessing the brutal betrayal of Blackpool Combat Club on Bryan Danielson? Or will Anthony Henry take advantage of a distraught Decoder?

Additionally, we’ll see the returning Yuka Sakazaki put herself to the test against Serena Deeb! Will The Wrestling Magical Girl show she’s at 100%? Plus, Queen Aminata and Robyn Renegade face off, both looking to rebound a bit in the rankings after recent defeats. And speaking of rebounds, Komander & Private Party were the victims of Jon Moxley and his new BCC, will they finally get their first Trios match together?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

With The Don Callis Family targeting The Elite’s gold, it was only natural to make a huge Six Man Tag match! Will Ospreay, Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita are going to face Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, which side gains a major edge going into all the different title matches? Speaking The Don Callis Family…

 

Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey!

All Out’s Continental Championship was a Fatal 4 Way, so the odds weren’t in The Alpha’s favor, but he still doesn’t like that he lost. Plus, Kazuchika Okada had to go and taunt Konosuke on Dynamite, so now he’s in a worse mood. Will Konosuke take all his anger out on Action Andretti? Or will this be a Sight to See on a Friday night?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two circle slowly, then tie up. Konosuke’s height gives him the advantage and he puts Action on ropes. The ref counts, Konosuke lets off but with a pie face. Action steps up to pie faces back! Konosuke swings, Action gets under and around to waistlock. Konosuke switches, Action drops but Konosuke stops the wheelbarrow to waistlock. Action counters the lift with an arm-drag! Action then wrenches, CHOPS, and knuckle locks. Action goes up and up an FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Konosuke comes back, dodges, but Action handsprings through the back drop! Action tilt-o-whirls to RANA, and DROPKICK!

Konosuke bails out, Action kips up, and he goes to the apron. Konosuke blocks a kick to YANK Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, and whips him hard into steel steps! Action writhes, Konosuke talks smack, and Konosuke drags Action up. Fans chant “One More Time! One More Time!” in reference to the steps. Konosuke ROCKS Action with forearm after forearm, then he whips Action back into the steps! The fans cheer that their request was fulfilled, and Konosuke drags Action back up. Konosuke brings Action up the steps, and shoves him into the ring at 5 of 10. Konosuke puts Action in a corner to ROCK him with a forearm.

Ref Aubrey Edwards reprimands, but Konosuke CHOPS Action! Konosuke hoists Action up top, climbs up after him, and the fans fire up. But Action fires body shots first! Konosuke CLAWS Action’s eyes, then goes up to the very top! The fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Action just gets that arm up and Konosuke is annoyed, but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Konosuke looms over Action, but Action fires body shots! Konosuke BOOTS Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, puts him on ropes, and CHOKES him, then fishhooks him! Aubrey reprimands, Konosuke argues with her, but that just lets Callis get some shots in! He even CHOKES Action! Lio & Leila protests but Callis gets away with it. Konosuke drags Action up, snapmares, and then clamps on a chinlock. Konosuke grinds Action down, but Action endures and fights up. The fans rally as Action fires body shots! Action CHOPS, whips, but Konosuke reverses to ELBOW Action down! Konosuke paces while Leila & Lio are worried.

Konosuke drags Action up, bumps him off buckles, then goes up. Konosuke rains down fists! Konosuke stops at nine, shakes his head at the fans, and BITES Action’s forehead! Konosuke hops down, whips corner to corner, but Action goes up and around to sunset flip! TWO! Action goes up and up to CROSSBODY into Konosuke’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Konosuke brings Action around to whip and BOOT! Action checks his teeth, Konosuke pushes him to a cover, TWO! Konosuke is annoyed, but he stalks Action. Konosuke uses  his own wrist tape to CHOKE Action! The ref reprimands, counts, so Konosuke changes to a chinlock.

Action endures, even as Konosuke grinds him down. Konosuke shifts to have a motorcycle stretch but Action fights up. Action works to turn the hold, but Konosuke keeps it on tight. Action still fights, but Konosuke wrangles Action with a cording hold. Action keeps his shoulders up, fights around, and Rampage returns to single picture. Action fires body shots, but Konosuke CLAWS his face again! The ref reprimands, but Action blocks the Power Drive Knee! Action rises up, but Konosuke goes for the eyes again! Konosuke shoves Action, but Action BOOTS back! Action fires haymakers, bobs ‘n’ weaves, then ROCKS Konosuke!

Action whips, Konosuke reverses, but Action handsprings to back elbow! The fans fire up and Action watches Konosuke bail out. Action runs up to ENZIGIRI! Konosuke drops off the apron, and Action builds speed to handspring, somersault and SENTON! Action then whips, but Konosuke reverses. Action slides in, returns, and FLIES! Direct hit and Action lands on his feet! The fans fire up, Action gets Konosuke back in the ring. Action springboards, 450 but he has to roll through! Action mule kicks, CHOPS, but Konosuke ducks the kick to GERMAN SUPLEX! Konosuke runs, TAKESHITA LINE!! Cover, TWO!!

Leila & Lio coach Action up but Callis does the same with Konosuke. Konosuke vows to end this, and he drags Action up. Konosuke reels Action in, lifts, but Action fires hands! Action leans back, but Konosuke pops him back up! LAST- RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, but Action SHOOTING- NO! Konosuke moves, rolls Action, but Action rolls through! Konosuke avoids the kick, avoids the moonsault, and avoids another shooting star! The fans fire up while both men are down! Konosuke wags his finger as he rises up, and the fans rally. Action goes to a corner, runs up, and he SHOTGUNS! But Konosuke doesn’t budge!

Konosuke swings, Action dodges, handsprings, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO?!? Konosuke is stunned, but Action survives! This is the same Action that beat Chris Jericho in his first AEW match, and he goes to a corner. Konosuke runs up, but Action dodges! Action comes back, into an ELBOW! Action falls, Konosuke goes up, but Action kips up to PELE! Action runs, jumps, and is right up top to SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up and Action springboards, into the ALPHA ELBOW!! Konosuke runs, POWER DRIVE KNEE!! Cover, but Konosuke lets Action up!? Konosuke wants to make this one hurt! Konosuke suplexes, for RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

A message sent to everyone, but especially Okada! Will The Don Callis Family, working in chorus with Will Ospreay, be able to bring down The Elite? Or will The Rainmaker put out Konosuke’s Raging Fire before they ever go 1v1?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage here, maybe even great, because there was even good stuff in what should’ve been throwaway matches. I love that they gave Beef a great showing against Roderick Strong, and Beef really can do some stuff. His charisma is automatic, he’s shown character on ROH, and Henry even got fired up for Beef, a story beat that only matters to those who watch ROH, but it was still cool to see. But of course The Kingdom get involved in a roundabout way so that Roddy can win. You can bet that’ll happen when it’s Hook VS Roddy for the FTW Championship under FTW Rules, a remix of Hook VS Jericho.

Also, great promo from The Kingdom with Dustin & Sammy to set up not just an ROH World Tag Team Championship match, but a Bunkhouse Brawl! So great to have that stipulation back, the last one was during Empty Arena Era. Can’t wait to see how wild they get next Saturday. Very good promo from The Righteous, did not think they’d call out The House of Black, but if they also bring Lance Archer into this, that’s a great Six Man Tag. And great promo from Christopher Daniels to make the TNT Championship match with Jack Perry. Logically, The Bucks can now call Daniels a hypocrite for taking this Open Challenge for himself. But anyway, Jack will definitely retain, and he’ll add a big name to his list of wins.

Great Six Man Tag for The Conglomeration VS Dark Order, in which The Conglomeration of course won. That gives Cassidy momentum into his match with Jericho on Dynamite, and I suppose that’ll be some good stuff. But it feels like Jericho wins that to avenge his jacket and his Bentley, and pushes this to like Grand Slam or the Dynamite Anniversary Show. It could even be a Six Man Tag, and Bill turns on Jericho over the whole “you’re being used” line from Dynamite. Good match for Kamille that she of course would win, and that’s a great name for her finisher, because it is a phrase you can use in promos and things like my write-up.

Very good tag match from The Outcasts VS The Hex, but of course Saraya & Harley win. Speaking of Jericho’s “you’re being used” line, Saraya is of course using Harley, she let Harley take another shot from Hayter. Hayter VS Saraya is itself a Grand Slam or Anniversary Show level match, that’ll be a lot of fun. And of course, great stuff in the main event. Action got to look great, it’s been a minute since he looked this good in a singles match, but of course Konosuke won. Them making a Six Man Tag of Elite VS Don Callis Family for Dynamite is some interesting stuff. I was theorizing on Wednesday that they might already start planting seeds of Callis kicking Fletcher out of the group, and if Fletcher were to take the loss to The Elite, those seeds could be planted early.

My Score: 8.7/10

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