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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (6/28/23)

Forbidden Door Fallout!

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Will they coexist?

The Forbidden Door has closed, and now AEW focuses on their own. We hear from MJF and Adam Cole ahead of the Blind Eliminator Tag Team Tournament!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley w/ The Blackpool Combat Club VS Tomohiro Ishii; Moxley wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Jericho Appreciation Society VS Orange Cassidy, El Hijo del Vikingo & Keith Lee; Cassidy, Vikingo & Keith win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hangman & The Young Bucks VS The Dark Order w/ Negative One; Hangman & The Bucks win.
  • Women’s Owen Hart Cup Opening Round: Britt Baker VS Ruby Soho; rescheduled to next week.
  • Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Alexia Nicole; Ruby wins.
  • Tornado Tag: Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin & Sting; Darby & Sting win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley w/ The Blackpool Combat Club VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Maniac is not in any good mood after his team lost on Sunday, but he isn’t gonna sit back and stew in it, either! He wants to go after the Stone Pitbull himself, will he be a one man wrecking crew? Or will Ishii just add another loss to Moxley’s record?

The two are forehead to forehead the moment they’re both in the ring, and the ref tries to keep the peace. The two finally back up, the bell rings, and they’re forehead to forehead again! Ishii CHOPS, Moxley CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP! Moxley gets annoyed as the CHOPS keep going but Ishii doesn’t back down. In fact, they speed up! CHOP after CHOP after CHOP, and fans are thunderous! Moxley CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS again! Moxley runs, RAMS Ishii but Ishii returns to RAM Mox! They RAM and RAM and RAM, Moxley ducks the enziguri but Ishii ducks the Penalty Kick!

Fans fire up and the two get up again. They now throw forearms back and forth! The fans rally and duel, the forearms keep going, and Moxley roars! Moxley ROCKS Ishii but Ishii ROCKS him back! Ishii whips, Moxley reverses but Ishii comes back to CLOBBER Moxley! Fans fire up and Ishii storms up on Moxley. Moxley SOBATS! And BITES Ishii’s nose! The ref counts, Moxley lets off, but Ishii BITES Moxley’s forehead! The ref counts, Ishii runs, but Moxley runs him over! Wheeler Yuta cheers but fans are torn. Moxley gets the arms to DRAGON STOMP! Fans rally and Moxley covers, TWO!

Moxley drags Ishii up, throws him out to the floor, and Moxley paces. The ref watches Yuta and Claudio, and the ring count climbs. Moxley soaks up the cheers and jeers but Ishii rises at 4 of 10. Ishii goes to the apron but Moxley DECKS him! Moxley then DIVES and wipes Ishii out! Fans fire up while Moxley walks around and soaks it all up. The ref checks Ishii, he’s okay to continue, but again the ref warns the BCC to keep their distance. Ishii dares one of them to do something, but wait! Eddie Kingston is here! The Mad King surprises everyone as he storms down to ringside! He grabs a chair and he makes the BCC to back off!

Hamilton is all fired up but the ref tells Eddie to hold on. Moxley goes out to confront Eddie and they argue as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Eddie dares Yuta & Claudio to do something, and then Ishii fires forearms on Moxley! Ishii whips but Moxley reverses and Ishii hits railing! Moxley brings Ishii around to put him in the ring. Moxley drags Ishii to the apron, turns him, APRON NECKBREAKER! Moxley waits on Ishii to get back in while Eddie continues to egg on Claudio. Moxley drags Ishii back in, throws forearms, and has him in a corner. Moxley looms over Ishii, talks trash, then stomps him. Ishii eggs Moxley on so Moxley stomps him more. Moxley then stands on Ishii’s head on the ropes! The ref counts, Moxley lets off, and Eddie coaches Ishii.

Eddie and Moxley argue again, but Moxley stands Ishii up to clothesline! And clothesline! And forearm! Moxley fires off on Ishii, eggs Ishii on, and Ishii drags himself up, and Moxley throws another forearm! But Ishii stands bolt upright! Moxley throws more forearms but Ishii leans into them! Ishii backs Moxley down this way, then DECKS him! Moxley sits up in a daze and Ishii storms up to him as Dynamite returns to single picture. Ishii hoists Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and then SUPERPLEXES! Ishii crawls to the cover, TWO! Moxley hangs tough, but Ishii runs. Moxley swats the lariat, but Ishii comes back with a SOUTHPAW!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Ishii roars! Ishii fires a forearm, but Moxley roars! The forearms go back and forth again, fans rally up behind Ishii, and neither man is stopping! They do slow down a bit, but then just get a second wind! Fans fire up as this keeps going, even as Moxley starts to wobble. The shots are slower, but they are harder! They go no guard, and Ishii boxing elbows! Moxley ROLLING ELBOWS and down goes Ishii! The ref is checking but Ishii is somehow still in this. Moxley drags Ishii up, for a GOTCH PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO?!? Ishii survives and fans are thunderous! Moxley has some blood from his eyebrow but he sits Ishii up.

Fans rally and duel as Moxley clamps onto Ishii, and throws HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Ishii just flips Moxley off! So Moxley shifts to a SLEEPER! Ishii endures as Moxley shifts to a BULLY CHOKE! Fans rally up, Ishii stands, and he reaches out, but Moxley keeps him from ropes! Ishii shifts to SAIDO! Moxley is right up to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ishii’s right up, into KING KONG LARIAT! Cover, ONE?!?! Ishii LARIATS Moxley!! Cover, ONE!?!?! REGAL KNEE!! Cover, ONE?!?! Ishii SLIDING KNEES!! Cover, ONE?!?!?! What in the world!? Both men DOUBLE LARIAT and drop to their knees!

Fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Moxley and Ishii stir, Eddie and Claudio glare at each other. “This is Awesome!” as both men rise. They junkyard dog headbutt! Ishii eggs Moxley on, they stand and headbutt! Blood is going from Moxley’s forehead to Ishii’s! And then they throw SLAPS! Ishii HEADBUTTS, roars, and runs, but into a spin and PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??!?! Moxley can’t believe it, his frustration visible through that growing crimson mask! Moxley vows to end this and he drags Ishii up. Moxley underhooks again, DEATH- NO, Ishii wrenches out, spins Moxley around, and steals PARADIGM SHIFT!??

Ishii runs to LARIAT!!! Cover, TWO!!!! Moxley survives but Ishii roars! Ishii suplexes, but Moxley slips out to CUTTER! But Ishii’s right up?! SLIDING LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!!! How is Moxley still in this!? Ishii drags Moxley up, suplexes again, but Moxley fights it, wrenches out and knees low! DEATH RIDER!!! Moxley crawls to the cover, TWO?!?!?! How is ISHII still in this?!? Claudio and Eddie still glare at each other while Yuta is watching this match closely. Moxley eggs Ishii on, takes aim, and then runs to- NO, Ishii avoids the stomp to ENZIGURI! But Moxley rebounds, CURB STOMP!! DEATH RIDER!!!! Cover, Moxley wins!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

The Maniac redeems himself through blood, sweat and tears, but Eddie mockingly applauds. Moxley shows respect to Ishii, but blows right past Eddie on the ramp. What is next for the BCC as their war with The Elite and all the rest continues to heat up this Summer?

 

Renee Paquette is backstage.

Ontario’s own says as the teams for the Blind Eliminator Tag Tournament are continuing to be announced, one team we know for sure is MJF and Adam Cole. A ton of question marks around that team, and here’s one right now. Adam Cole has just arrived, but then coming in fast is MJF! “Hey, what’s up, dude?” MJF says hi to Renee and then tells Cole congrats on getting “sick” for Forbidden Door. Wish he’d thought of that. Genius! MJF, Cole was actually sick. Hah, yeah, sure. MJF feels he and Cole got off on the wrong page. Especially with this Blind Eliminator Tag Tournament coming up, this is an opportunity for Cole.

MJF says obviously, Cole couldn’t beat him for the Triple B. Not really Cole’s fault, no one is on the level of the Devil. But MJF is not ashamed that if there’s anyone close, it’s Cole. So just imagine what they could do together as a unit? They could run the entire company! So little idea: MJF & Cole bond a bit this week. They hang out like bros. What’s Cole say? Wait, MJF wants to “get to know” Cole or something? Yes, quite literally. Cole says sure, why not. But do not touch him. Right, right, boundaries are cool. Let’s head out now! No, hold on, Cole is talking. He’s gonna go say hi to a few people right now, and he’ll see Max around.

MJF stops Cole from leaving but apologizes for touching his arm. It’s just MJF has a little gift for Cole! The driver throws MJF a shirt. Since they’re gonna become AEW World Tag Team Champions together, here’s some team merch! “Better Than You BAYBAY!” Available now! Cole is annoyed and leaves, MJF says “See you later, brochacho! What a guy.” MJF is two-faced as usual, but will this team be an undisputed hit? Or an undisputed disaster?

 

Backstage interview (sorta) with The Blackpool Combat Club.

Renee asks Moxley, “What the hell is going on with you two out there? What is happening? This is insane!” Moxley says yeah, that was some BS. Eddie’s gonna run up on him like he needs three guys to win a match? Like Moxley doesn’t have respect for Ishii? But then Eddie barges in! Eddie says Mox has talked enough! But Moxley says sorry he has friends and training partners. Renee wants them to stop but Eddie says he saved Moxley in that 10 Man Tag. Moxley says he doesn’t need that. Eddie tells Moxley, “No one kicks your ass but me. You understand that? I got your back, but you’re with this scumbag (points at Claudio) and I’m supposed to sit back and chill?”

Moxley says who cares about Chikara and some BS in the past. Eddie says he cares! Renee wants them to stop but Moxley storms off. Renee tells Eddie that he better fix this, she is DONE! Renee heads out, too, and Eddie is at a loss for words. What is Eddie supposed to do to make up for this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for the Women’s Owen Hart Cup match tonight.

Since Adam Cole was sick on Sunday, it makes sense that sadly, Britt Baker is out sick tonight. Her match with Ruby Soho will be delayed to next week, will The Doctor be ready for her cup finals rematch with the Runaway?

 

Six Man Tag: The Jericho Appreciation Society VS Orange Cassidy, El Hijo del Vikingo & Keith Lee!

Daniel Garcia is not AEW International Champion, and he claims that it was 3v1 in the Fatal 4 Way! He is bringing Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker as back-up, will the sports… enner-tay-ners get back up? Or will Freshly Squeezed, the AAA Mega Champion and the Limitless One make them #BaskInTheirGlory?

The trios sort out and Garcia starts against Vikingo. They circle, fans rally up, and the two tie up. Garcia gets around and slaps Viking on the back of the head. Fans boo but Viking steps back up. Garcia does his dance but Viking SOBATS! Vikingo whips, Garcia reverses but Vikingo handsprings over him to superhero land! Fans fire up and the two go again. Viking spins Garcia, whips him, but Garcia reverses. Vikingo slips out to the apron and Garcia hits buckles! Vikingo springboards up and around and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Things keep moving, Vikingo RANAS Garcia! Fans fire up while Parker calms Garcia down.

Garcia tags in Cool Hand Ange, so Viking tags in Cassidy. Cassidy steps to Parker as fans rally for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Parker mocks Cassidy by raising his novelty comb to the sky, and then passes it through his hair. Parker flicks the gel at Cassidy, but Cassidy grabs that arm to WRING Parker out! Cassidy then snatches the comb! Fans cheer as Cassidy folds the comb into the pocket knife, then puts it in his pocket! Fans fire up, Parker rushes in but Cassidy dodges. Menard runs in, but Cassidy sends him into Parker! Cassidy dodges Menard again, kicks him low, then dodges Parker to send him into Menard!

Cassidy runs to DOUBLE DROPKICK! Garcia tags in while Cassidy kips up, and fans cheer as Cassidy brings the comb up. Cassidy combs his own hair, but Garcia snatches the comb! Fans boo as Garcia gets that back to Parker, then YANKS Cassidy’s arm. Garcia CLUBS away on the arm, but Cassidy wrenches and whips. Garcia reverses, Viking tags in and Cassidy arm-drags Garcia to then get a leg, turn Garcia over, and put him in a BOW ‘N’ ARROW STRETCH! Vikingo goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Garcia outta the stretch! Vikingo DROPKICKS Parker, too! And then RUNNING SHOOTING STAR on Garcia! Cover, TWO!

Vikingo WRECKS Parker off the apron, avoids Menard once but Menard YANKS Vikingo down on the second! Garcia goes out, DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! The JAS cheers but the fans boo. Parker puts Vikingo back in for Garcia and Garcia stomps away. Fans chant for “KEITH LEE!” but Garcia taunts them. Garcia drags Vikingo over, tags Menard, and they mug Vikingo. Menard wrenches Vikingo, tags Parker, and Parker goes up to AX HANDLE Vikingo down! Parker stands on Vikingo, slicks his hair back, then brings Vikingo up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Parker drags Vikingo up to tag Garcia in.

Garcia hits a BIG back suplex, then he soaks up the heat. He doesn’t do his dance, he doesn’t think Hamilton deserves it now. Garcia drags Vikingo up into a headlock and taunts Cassidy. Menard tags back in and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Menard talks trash on Cassidy and Keith then mugs Vikingo. Menard bumps Vikingo off buckles, soaks up the heat, then drags Vikingo back up. Menard CHOPS Vikingo to a corner, whips him corner to corner, and Vikingo bounces off buckles. Menard soaks up more heat, drags Vikingo back up, and CHOPS him! Tag to Parker, Parker throws hands and then climbs up the corner. Parker rains down fists, all the way to TEN, then he tags Menard. Menard soaks up more heat, then sucker punches Cassidy! The ref reprimands but Menard climbs up on Vikingo to rain down more fists! He goes all the way to TEN, then tags Garcia.

Garcia keeps on Viking as he rains down fists! Garcia does his dance, too! Vikingo drops down, the ref reprimands Garcia, but this allows Menard & Parker to CHOKE Vikingo! Keith protests but the ref keeps him back, so Menard & Parker get away with it. Garcia tags Parker in and he kicks Vikingo around. Parker brings Vikingo up, runs him to the ropes, but Vikingo rebounds free to ENZIGURI Parker down! Fans rally as both men crawl. A standing count starts, Parker anchors Vikingo, but Vikingo kicks and reaches out. Dynamite returns to single picture as Parker drags Vikingo back, tag to Menard!

The JAS double whip, then Menard gives Parker a boost, but Vikingo ducks and the splash hits buckles! Parker tumbles out, Menard hurries after Vikingo, and Menard reels Vikingo in. Vikingo fights the bomb, reaches for the corner, but Menard still POWERBOMBS Vikingo down! Menard whips Vikingo to a corner, tags Garcia, and Parker joins in. The JAS whip Garcia in to clothesline Vikingo! Parker tries again, forearm smash! Drop toehold, BOOYAH ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Menard & Parker BLAST Cassidy! Keith is getting annoyed, but they run and hit him! Keith scowls, that only made him mad!

Menard rushes Vikingo but he hurdles over! Vikingo leaps over Parker, hot tag to Keith! Fans fire up as Keith PLANCHAS the JAS in the ring! And then Keith CLOBBERS Garcia! And DECKS Menard! And DECKS Parker! And ROCKS Garcia! Fans fire up as Garcia does his best to do his dance, but Menard & Parker attack! They CLUB away on Keith and fans boo as they get him down. Menard soaks the heat, and Garcia stands on Keith to do his dance! But Keith stands up! Garcia ends up in Keith’s arms, and Keith CLOBBERS Menard & Parker! Garcia throws elbows, gets free, and CHOPS! Keith just scowls!

Keith TOSSES Garcia to a corner, GRIZZLY MAGNUM! Vikingo tags back in, he GAMANGIRIS Garcia, and fans fire up again. Vikingo builds speed to FLY, but Menard & Parker move! Vikingo wipes out Keith at the ramp instead! Keith and Vikingo get up in a daze, but then Keith brings Vikingo up?! And he SWINGS him into Menard! And into Parker! Keith then sets Vikingo down, and Vikingo runs to get a boost to the top rope! Tag to Cassidy and then Vikingo ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down go Parker & Menard! Fans are thunderous and Cassidy throws off his elbow pad! ORANGE- NO, Garcia trips him!

Garcia steps through but Cassidy kicks him away! Alabama Lift, but Garcia turns that around to a STUFF PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! And ghost pin! TWO!! Garcia escapes, reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy back drops! Garcia rolls through, steps through, DRAGON TAMER!!! Fans boo, Cassidy endures, but Vikingo SUPERKICKS Garcia down! Parker runs in, Vikingo dodges but is sent out hard! Cassidy runs in but Garcia tags Menard. ORANGE PUNCH for Parker! Keith tags in, Menard dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Keith scowls, Menard runs and RAMS him!

Keith stays up, so Menard keeps moving, and LARIATS! Keith is still up, so Menard runs again! Keith fireman’s carries, but Menard fights with elbows! Keith doesn’t fall, he stands up, but Menard kicks and elbows, but Keith still SUPERNOVA SLAMS!! Cover, Keith’s team wins!

Winners: Orange Cassidy, El Hijo del Vikingo & Keith Lee, by pinfall

The JAS keeps losing, and the Limitless One stands tall with the two champions. Will anything stop any of these three men as the Summer heats up?

 

The Elite speak backstage.

Brandon Cutler confirms, they are live, so Hangman starts off. “Tonight, live on Dynamite, the Young Bucks, Hangman Page, fresh off a victory at Forbidden Door, tonight, we have a trios open challenge! So we are looking for talent-” But then in walks The Dark Order. Uh, guys, what’re you doing? They’re literally live right now. Take it from the top! Matt says the same thing, an open challenge to any three men who think they- John Silver says hey, if they want three men, then count it! Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds, John Silver! And they’re gonna kick your asses! Oh, is that so? Hangman has a chuckle and says they can up this to a 12 Man or something,

No, no, no. This is serious. The Dark Order wants to fight The Elite. You can’t just not talk to them for months and then everything will be okay, Hangman. So they’re here to fight. Hangman says he’s sorry but Uno says wow! He’s sorry! You think that’s enough? Hangman hasn’t contacted them, hasn’t hung out with them. He left them! Abandoned them! For The Elite! And Hangman’s sorry? Hangman says it isn’t about the Bucks, or Dark Order, it was about fighting The BCC! The Elite needed his help. What was Hangman supposed to do? Is he responsible for The Dark Order? Is he their babysitter or something?

Is that what Hangman thought this was? N-No, that’s not- Yeah, they were with you at your lowest point, Hangman. But tonight, they’re not friends anymore. They’re opponents. The Dark Order heads out, what is the Cowboy to do?

 

Backstage interview with Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara.

Renee is with the Wizard & Spanish God ahead of their main event Tornado Tag match against Darby Allin & Sting. But Chris said tonight, he’s tapping into the Painmaker. Jericho says “For the first time ever, just a few days ago at Forbidden Door, Sting and Chris Jericho were in the ring together, once again, for the very first time. But this is a little bigger than Forbidden Door, isn’t it, Sting? Jericho and Sting should be on TBS, right? Poetic justice! Should be commentated by Tony Schiavone, just like it should’ve so many years ago. But Sting, you said you wanted more time with Chris Jericho. You needed to spend more time with me in the ring.

“Well guess what, Sting? Tonight, you get your nightmare. That’s right, it’s not a dream, it’s a nightmare. Because tonight, I’m going to go deep inside myself, okay? Let’s go to the primordial ooze of Chris Jericho. Let’s bring out the Painmaker, Sting. You know about being dark. You know about how desperate things can get when your back is up against the wall. Tonight, you’re not facing Jericho. You’re facing The Painmaker. You wanna get dirty, Sting? Let’s get dirty. Let’s put that white paint in the dirt ’til it comes up a bloody mess. Right, Sammy?” Sammy nods, and Jericho tells Sting that he is getting all the time he wants with The Painmaker. “See you out there.”

 

Six Man Tag: Hangman & The Young Bucks VS The Dark Order w/ Negative One!

The Anxious Millennial Cowboy has been caught between friendships before, and now things have gotten even worse! Will he be able to beat down the men who really were there for him in his darkest days? Or will this all be brutal, bloody business?

The teams sort out and Reynolds dares Hangman to step up, but the Bucks insist Nick start. Nick and Reynolds circle, tie up, and go around. Nick waistlocks but Reynolds wrenches to a hammerlock. Reynolds spins Nick around, fans rally and Nick rolls to wrench and wristlock. Nick YANKS the arm, but Reynolds rolls, wrenches, spins and snapmares to a ghost pin, TWO! Reynolds wrenches the arm again, but Nick uses ropes to flip through. Nick WRINGS Reynolds out but Reynolds gets up. Nick arm-drags Reynolds down to an armlock! Nick shouts, “Wrestling!” and fans applaud.

Reynolds gets up, whips Nick away, and things speed up. Reynolds hurdles, Nick reverses the hip toss to a knee and then gets a leg up. Nick flips up and over, blocks Reynolds’ haymaker to knuckle lock and and CHOP! Nick goes up and up, shouts “Lucha Libre~!” then FLYING ARM-DRAGS Reynolds away! Fans fire up as the two stand off, and then Silver tags in. Fans fire up, and Silver calls out Hangman! Fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” and Hangman tags in. The Cowboy and the Meat Man talk, and Silver says this has to happen. The Bucks are Hangman’s boys, but the Dark Order are Silver’s boys.

Hangman says fine, nothing personal. They tie up, Hangman hits a headlock and takeover but Silver headscissors. Hangman moves around, turns Silver over, and floats to a headlock. Silver fights up, powers out, but Hangman RAMS him! Silver stays up and shouts, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Fans cheer and Hangman shrugs that off. They knuckle lock, go forehead to forehead, and Silver waistlocks to a takedown. Hangman moves around, shoots around to a waistlock, but Silver elbows out hard! Silver eggs Hangman on, and Hangman snarls. Hangman tags to Matt and fans are a bit torn. But then Silver tags Uno and fans cheer!

Uno has the homefield advantage being Canadian, and he ties up with Matt. Matt headlocks, Uno powers out but Matt RAMS him! Uno returns to run Matt over! Things keep moving, Uno DECKS Hangman!? Uno eggs Hangman on, Matt asks what the heck was that, but Uno kicks him low! Uno bumps Matt off buckles, tags Reynolds, and they double whip. Matt KICKS Uno away, whips Reynolds, then drops so Nick can DROPKICK Reynolds! Silver gets in, but gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS for it! Reynolds returns, into the GUTBUSTER to NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Bucks flex, but Uno DOUBLE LARIATS!

Fans fire up and Uno eggs Hangman on again. Hangman says this was supposed to be business, not some kinda grudge match. Hangman drops away, but the Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Uno! The Bucks BLAST Reynolds, then Matt goes up top. Nick and Matt coordinate, ESCALARA MOONSAULT COMBO! The Dark Order all goes down at the ramp! The Bucks put Reynolds in, Matt talks with Hangman and tags him in. Hangman paces around Reynolds but is conflicted. Hangman says he can’t, so he tags to Nick. Fans boo but Nick CLUBS Reynolds, and Dynamite goes picture in picture,

Nick bumps Reynolds off buckles, stomps away on him, then tags Matt. Nick snapmares Reynolds and Matt coordinates, SLINGSHOT SENTON FIST DROP COMBO! Matt paces around Reynolds as the fans rally up. Matt stomps Reynolds, brings him up and snapmares to stomp him again. Cover, ONE, but Matt clamps on a chinlock. Reynolds endures, fights up, and fans rally up. Reynolds throws body shots, gets free, but Matt ducks to fake Reynolds out! DDT!! Cover, Silver breaks it! Matt throws Silver away, he and Nick BLAST Uno, and then the Bucks put Silver in the ropes.

Matt CLUBS Silver, drags Reynolds over, tag to Nick. CATAPULT GAMANGIRI, springboard DOUBLE STOMP, and then Nick keeps moving to DRAPING BACKSTABBER Silver! The Bucks soak up the cheers and jeers, and Nick goes back to Reynolds. Tag to Hangman, now he wants in? Hangman brings Reynolds up but Reynolds throws forearms on Hangman! Hangman snapmares to wrap on a chinlock, but Reynolds fights up to fire hands. Hangman RAMS Reynolds into the corner, Matt tags in. The Elite mug Reynolds, then Matt CLUBS Reynolds down. Fans rally and Matt tags in Nick as Dynamite returns to single picture.

Matt drags Reynolds up and reels him in, puts one out, then gets him up, but Reynolds RANAS Matt into Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Nick panics, Reynolds crawls, but Nick runs in! Reynolds pop-up KNEES Nick away! Fans fire up as Reynolds crawls, hot tag to Uno! Fans fire up as Uno rallies on the Bucks, BLASTS Hangman, then BOOTS Nick! SPLASH for Matt, to a short arm LARIAT! Uno then suplexes to BRAINBUSTER Matt! Nick returns but his kick is blocked! Uno says “NOT TODAY!” and he hands the foot to the ref, before the NECKBREAKER! Nick staggers up into a lift and PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Hangman breaks it!

Fans boo and Uno is shocked. Uno and Hangman stare down, Uno shoves him and gets in Hangman’s face. Hangman turns to go but Uno stops him, to SLAP him! Hangman frowns, Uno eggs him on, and Hangman goes out. Hangman tags back in, so he can fire hands with Uno! Fans fire up as they go back and forth, then Uno throat chops and fires forearms! Matt runs in but Uno tosses him back out. Nick runs in but Uno dumps him out! Hangman CLOBBERS Uno, ROCKS Silver, then BOOTS Uno! Hangman triangle jump LARIAT but Silver ducks it! Uno runs in but Hangman scoops! Silver is up top, he MISSILE DROPKICKS them over!

Uno tags Reynolds and then Uno CANNONBALLS Matt! Silver SUPERKICKS Nick, Reynolds TORNADO DDTS Nick to the floor, and then Silver DOUBLE STOMPS Nick! The Dark Order focus on Hangman, feed to the corner, GAMANGIRI! ROLLING ELBOW! ENZIGURI! STUNNER! GERMAN SUPLEX! Double bridge, TWO!??! Hangman survives the Wombo Combo and no one can believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Uno tags back in. Tag to Silver, and they get Hangman up. Silver runs, but Matt trips him! Hangman gets free, Nick dumps out Reynolds! Uno runs into a shoulder, Nick hits a slingshot FACEBUSTER!

Cartwheel MOONSAULT for Reynolds! Silver runs in, into a LARIAT from Hangman! Hangman aims from the apron, the Bucks tell him to do it, and then they DOUBLE DIVE to take out Reynolds & Uno! Hangman slingshots, into a RANA!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hangman escapes, swings, but into a backslide! Hangman rolls through into a KNEE! KICK! SUPERKICK! Silver reels Hangman in, but Hangman Alabama Lifts! DEADEYE!! The Bucks get in, sit Silver up, B T E TRIGGER!! And then Hangman reloads, for the BUCKSHOT!! Cover, The Elite win!!

Winners: Hangman Page & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Hangman never wanted it to come to this, but maybe it had to. Hangman apologizes to Silver, but Reynolds pushes him and the Bucks away so he and Uno can get Silver out of there. Wait, Claudio slides in from the crowd! With a chair!! He SMACKS Hangman! Moxley, Yuta and Konosuke Takeshita attack, too! Fans boo but the Dark Order does nothing to stop this as Moxley JAMS Hangman with a screwdriver!! Fans boo but Uno says Hangman made his choice. Moxley chokes Hangman, while Yuta gives Nick a BRAINBUSTER to a chair! Don Callis finally saunters in and fans boo him, but here comes EDDIE!

But Eddie gets STOMPS! And a CHAIRSHOT! Hangman sits up, busted open, while Yuta puts an ARMBAR on Eddie! Claudio sits on Eddie to keep him down! Konosuke stomps away on Matt, and Moxley gets a mic. The chair is put around Eddie’s arm, CON-CHAIR-TO to the arm!! Fans boo more as Callis pats Konosuke on the back. Moxley finally speaks, “This has been a real blast, Elite, I gotta tell ya. But it’s about time it came to an end. It’s about time we finish this. We have all pushed each other to our limits, and now, we push each other beyond our limits. July 19th, Boston, TD Garden. And just like someone once said… BLOOD! AND! GUTS!!!”

The fans can’t believe it but Blood & Guts returns! July 19th, in Boston, it might just be a massacre! Who survives when these vicious forces step into the double cage?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Owen Hart Cup participants.

The ROH World Television Champion says, “The importance of this tournament, it goes beyond what you might imagine. You see, a tournament by itself is a true crucible, a test of a man’s ability in the ring. It’s these formats, these scenarios, where I thrive. ” The Savior of the Backbreaker says, “It is an honor to be included in the Owen Hart Tournament. Samoa Joe, you’re a bad man. But I need you to know this: I need this one.” Powerhouse Hobbs says, “All roads lead to the Owen Hart Tournament. But for you, Dustin, it’s the end of the road. Prepare to witness a man who is unmerciful, and full of destruction.”

The Natural tells Hobbs, “You said you’re going to be unmerciful. For 35 years, I’ve been unmerciful. And in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, you’re going to remember my name!” Rock Hard Robinson says, “The Juice is fixin’ to run loose all over Absolute Ricky Starks!” But the Absolute says, “The charisma, the good looks, the ability in the wrestling ring. Those are things that you wish you had, Juice. That’s why in the Owen Tournament, I’m just gonna do to you again what I’ve already have, and that is absolutely embarrass you.” Who out of these six men join CM Punk in the semifinals?

 

Adam Cole is waiting backstage.

MJF said he wanted to hang out, so “Where the hell is this guy?” Roddy walks over and says hey to Cole. Roddy also says Cole can’t trust MJF. Cole knows he can’t, that guy’s a maniac. But Cole is just playing him. But what if MJF watches the show back, he’ll know. There’s no way MJF- MJF walks over! MJF says hey to Cole and “generic white guy,” but says he’s just joking. First off, Strong looks great, freakin’ jacked. But MJF says that it is bad enough he’ll have to wrestle every week, you expect him to stick around and watch the whole thing? Let’s get outta here, this place sucks! MJF gets in his SUV, and Cole says MJF definitely does not watch AEW.

Cole and Strong hug it out and Cole wishes Strong luck against Samoa Joe. Cole joins MJF in the SUV and MJF says it’s party time! Just how much can Cole milk out of the Devil’s arrogance?

 

“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry is here!

But then he says to “turn that garbage off,” and fans boo. Jack says everyone ruined that song for him to the point where we’re never hearing it again! And boo all you want, it does not change anything. He has a car waiting in the back to take him to the airport, and all these fans are stuck here with the wildfires. Fans boo more as Jack goes up the steps and into the ring. Plus, Jack is still young, cashing fat checks, and banging the hottest chick in this entire place! He winks to Anna Jay through the camera, and then asks Toronto a question. Fans boo more, this is Hamilton! Jack says relax, he as joking.

But now, did Jack turn on Hook? Or did everyone else turn on Jack? After everything Jack has done, that he has given to AEW, and after being robbed of not one but TWO world titles, the fans expected Jack to sit here and watch some “entitled, second generation little prick dangle his championship in my face?” Fans boo more but Jack says the funny thing is, the FTW Championship isn’t even officially recognized! That is why Jack doesn’t recognize Hook. Fans chant “We Want Hook!” but Jack calls Hook a fraud! Jack never needed Hook, and #JungleHook was only special because of Jack!

The last time Jack was in a tag team, they were world champions. Hook was lucky to ever stand next to Jack in the ring. Fans boo more but Jack tells them to shut up! And whether or not the FTW title is recognized, Jack knows what it means to Hook. And what it means to his family. Fans call JB an A-hole as Jack glares at Taz. That’s for you, Taz! And that is exactly why JB is going to take the FTW title from Hook. For the record, he hears us all telling him that he messed up, that Hook’s gonna kill him. But when Jack gets his hands on Hook, he will beat the- UH OH! Here comes Hook! And Taz says here it comes!

Hook rushes the ring and Jack bails out! Hook pursues him through the crowd! They go to the back! Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil catch Jack? Wait, cameras catch up and Jack throws things in Hook’s way! Then he DIVES into his car and it takes off! Hook is furious, when and where will they have this out for the FTW Championship?

 

Sammy Guevara walks out on stage.

Fans cheer the Spanish God as he has his cue cards. Dynamite goes picture in picture so Sammy has the cards speak for him. “You may have to fight a battle more than once to win a war. Sting… Darby…” Sammy holds this sign up high for everyone to see. “Once again, we’ll do battle. But tonight, WE’RE winning this war! Darby Allin, my eternal adversary… We’re destined to fight… FIGHT FOREVER!” Good plug for the game, too. The cards become souvenirs as Sammy continues with “Tonight! In the main event! It’s not ‘Let the fight begin.’ It’s ‘Let the fight continue!'” Sammy tears that one, and then revels in the cheers. But will Le Sex Gods survive the Tornado Tag tonight?

 

Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Alexia Nicole!

The Runaway doesn’t get her revenge on Britt Baker for last year just yet, that will have to be next week. But will Ruby use this match with Hamilton’s hometown hero as a tune-up for The Doctor?

The bell rings and Storm already creeps up on Alexia. The ref reprimands and Storm backs off. Ruby hits an STO! Then she rains down fists! Ruby lets off to mock the D M D. Ruby stomps Alexia, bumps her off buckles, and stomps away. Fans boo and the ref counts, but Ruby lets off at 4. Ruby tells the ref to shut up, and then she digs her boot into Alexia. Ruby mocks the fans applauding, then drags Alexia up to TOSS her out! Storm is there to get cheap shots in while the ref argues with Ruby! Saraya does, too! Ruby goes out after Alexia, brings her up, and pushes her into the ring. Fans rally, Ruby stalks Alexia, and hits a SAIDO!

Ruby drags Alexia up to SAIDO again! Cover, but Ruby lets off!? Saraya takes someone’s DMD sign and rips it up! Ruby pulls out a glove and she’s mocking Britt more! Ruby steals the Rings of Saturn, and the LOCKJAW!! Alexia taps, Ruby wins!

Winner: Ruby Soho, by submission

The Runaway has sent a very big message to Britt, but the Outcasts send a message to the entire roster by spraying an L on Alexia. Ruby says, “Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, Canada’s finest here was not my intended opponent for the evening, Britt Baker, DMD. And I suppose I have you all to thank for that. Because of your filthy, disgusting, germ-ridden country, she’s sick! Look, don’t worry, don’t worry. Next week, she’ll be able to challenge me in the first round, because rookies pretty much get what they want around here, whether they show up for work or not. I mean, her boyfriend, Adam Cole, didn’t even show up for his match at Forbidden Door.”

Adam and Britt used to be “the power couple,” but uh, let’s just hope those two don’t have kids. They’re all gonna be weak little bastards. Now, Britt, get your head outta the toilet and look at Ruby. When Ruby first got here, before their match at Arthur Ashe Stadium, Britt said Ruby didn’t know who Ruby was. But Ruby wasn’t lying when she said she did. Because Ruby loves who she is now! She loves who she is standing beside The Outcasts! But does Britt know who Britt is? Because she’s a shell of her former self! She used to be one of the hardest working people in this business! And she still has fans to show for it.

But then the fans crap all over someone if they sneeze in the wrong direction, don’t they?! Britt, look. Really look. “Last year, you barely beat me in the finals on your best day. And since then, collectively, we have taken anything and everything that has ever meant anything to you.” They took the world title, they picked off Britt’s “army of skanks” one by one, and next week… Ruby takes Britt’s opportunity to be two-time Queen of Harts away, until Britt is left with exactly what Britt is: NOTHING! Is the Runaway going to run away with this tournament?

 

Team QTV speaks backstage.

QT Marshall says “Sorry to rain on your parade, Daddy Ass & The Acclaimed, but last week was all about the debut of Johnny TV.” John Morrison says Johnny TV is now in production! And this Friday on Rampage, The Hardy Party finds out that QTV and Johnny always make hits! Harley Cameron mocks Isiah Kassidy’s moan, but it sounds more like Urkel. Okay, sure… But will Johnny TV be canceled before it even begins?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

On top of Johnny & QT VS Matt Hardy & Isiah Kassidy, we will see Taya Valkyrie VS Hikaru Shida, Shawn Spears VS The Blade, and an ROH World Championship match! Claudio Castagnoli VS Komander!

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Kris Statlander issued another Open Challenge for the TBS Championship, and it was answered by Lady Frost! Will the Galaxy’s Greatest be able to stay hot for the Summer? Plus, all the Men’s Owen Hart Cup quarterfinals happen! Joe VS Strong, Dustin VS Hobbs and Starks VS Juice! And MJF makes his Collision in-ring debut to stay hot for the Blind Eliminator Tag Team Tournament! speaking of…

 

The Blind Eliminator Tag Tournament Teams are ready!

Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy join forces again, to take on… KEITH LEE & SWERVE STRICKLAND!? How did that even happen!? Will the Limitless One and the Mogul even bother trying given the history between them?

 

Tornado Tag: Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara VS Darby Allin & Sting!

Le Suzuki Gods worked together well enough on Sunday at the Forbidden Door, but they could not make it a win. And Jericho noticed the face paint Sting had on at the time, so he took that as a challenge. Will bringing back the Painmaker be what Jericho needs to end The Icon? Or will Sammy’s cards be right about these four fighting forever?

The bell rings and Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy outta the ring! They brawl outside, leaving Sting and Jericho in the ring. Jericho has his baseball bat but Sting says they don’t need that. But Jericho smacks Sting on the arm! Painmaker wants a bat fight, so Sting gets his bat! They clash like swordsman! Sting backs Jericho to a corner, but Jericho kicks low. So Sting JAMS Jericho! And CLUBS him! And then CLACKS the bat outta Jericho’s hands! Darby runs in, COFFIN SPLASH on Jericho! Sting runs to STINGER SPLASH! They mug Jericho, but Sammy FLYING CUTTERS Darby! Sting glares at Sammy but Jericho CLOBBERS him!

Jericho & Sammy stomp Sting outta the ring, and the brawl continues outside. Jericho whips Sting hard into barriers! Sammy brings out a ladder! Fans fire up as Sammy puts that in the ring. Jericho RAMS Darby into barriers! And then SMACKS him with a chair! Darby writhes, Jericho soaks up the cheers and jeers, and Sammy brings Darby around. Fans want tables but Darby is sent into steel steps! Darby crawls, Sammy positions the steps and Jericho helps him. They then fetch Darby and bring him up, APRON BACK SUPLEX! Darby writhes and Sammy drags him off. Sammy & Jericho double whip Darby at the steps!

Darby hits steps, tumbles up and over and hits railing! Jericho & Sammy high-five, and then Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Fans rally for Darby while he writhes. Jericho goes out after Darby, brings him up, and Sammy joins in. They mug Darby around the back end of the crowd, but Sting returns! Sting RAMS Jericho into barriers! And off chairs! Sammy headlocks Darby and brings him around the way, and CHOPS him against a fan! The fans fire up and Sammy drags Darby away. Sammy ROCKS Darby with forearms, then digs his knees in against barriers. Jericho CRACKS Sting with someone’s drink! Sting still kicks back and rakes Jericho’s eyes! Sammy snap suplexes Darby to the bare concrete! Sting SMACKS Jericho with a chair!

Jericho SMACKS Sting with a fan’s sign! And punches him with it! And again and again and again! It’s a picture of Sting, and Jericho makes Sting eat it! The ref reprimands but there’s not much else that can be done about this. Jericho CLUBS Darby, he and Sammy mug Darby against barriers, and Sammy CHOPS! Darby sits up on the railing, Jericho BLASTS him down to the floor! Dynamite returns to single picture as Le Pain Gods soak up the heat. Sammy then FLYING CUTTERS Darby to the floor! Sting DECKS Jericho! Sammy puts Darby in the ring, goes after Sting, but Sting CLUBS him down!

Sting throws hands but he’s 2v1 against Sammy & Jericho, But Darby goes up, SUPER COFFIN DROP on Sammy!! Fans lose their minds as Sting SPLASHES Jericho against railing! Darby looks under the ring, and he brings out a TABLE! Fans love it, as Sting brings out another TABLE! They set those tables up by ringside, but these tables aren’t quite up to code. Even so, Darby goes into the ring and he sets up Sammy’s ladder from earlier. Sting SMACKS Sammy with a chair! Sting puts Sammy on the tables, and Darby climbs up?! Sting holds the ladder, then climbs up to join Darby! Even Darby’s unsure about this, but Sting wants to do it!

Darby says alright, and he hops down to hold the ladder. Sting adjusts, howls, and SUPER STINGER SPLASHES!! Only one table breaks, but maybe both Sting and Sammy just broke! Fans lose their minds, the ref checks Sting and Sammy, and somehow Sting is stirring! Darby DIVES onto Jericho! Darby puts Jericho in, gets his skateboard, and SKATEBOARD STOMPS Jericho!! Cover, TWO!?!? Jericho survives but Darby keeps his focus. Darby runs in, but is sent into the ladder! Jericho gets the ladder, and he SLAMS it on Darby’s back! Jericho grabs the ladder again, picks it up, and he SLAMS it on Darby again!

The Painmaker puts the ladder on top of a corner, and he goes back for Darby. Jericho CHOPS Darby, whips him corner to corner, but Darby reverses! Jericho runs into the ladder battering ram, face first! Jericho writhes, Darby runs and springboards, but Jericho CRACKS him with the skateboard! Jericho, busted open as he is, aims and JUDAS EFFECT!! But Darby falls outta the ring! This has to end in the ring, so Darby is safe. But wait, Sting is up!?! Sting is in the ring, dragon sleeper, but Jericho powers out! Takedown and Jericho has the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Jericho shouts through his crimson mask as Sting endures!

Sting crawls, reaches out, but not for ropes! He grabs Floyd the Baseball Bat! Jericho drags Sting back from the corner, and Sting CRACKS him with the bat!! “This is Awesome!” and Sting runs in at Jericho, STINGER SPLASH!! Sting keeps moving, but into a CODE BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Sting survives and fans are thunderous! Jericho aims again, but Sting ducks the elbow to hit SCORPION DEATH DROP!! Cover, TWO?!? Jericho survives but Sting hurries to fire forearms! Sting runs, but into a BOOT! CODE- NO! Sting catches Jericho to the SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Jericho endures, but he TAPS! Sting & Darby win!

Winners: Darby Allin & Sting, by submission

Jericho suffers his first loss in AEW as The Painmaker! And that is already two losses for Jericho against Sting! Will he still come back for more?


My Thoughts:

A great fallout/follow-up episode from Dynamite here. For one, great stuff in the BCC VS Elite story. Great opener from Moxley VS Ishii, with Eddie joining in given his history with everyone. And how great that Renee got dragged into this, too, because while Moxley wants Eddie to get over the past and Eddie wants Moxley to honor it, Renee wants them both to make up already. Great stuff out of Dark Order VS Elite, too, as Hangman again gets stuck between the heat his mutuals have with each other. And I am very, very happy to see that this is going to end with Blood & Guts, but of course it’ll be on live TV. That really could go either way, but I feel like Elite winning makes the most sense. The Elite can move on, maybe pass the BCC onto Eddie for a feud there.

Great interactions from MJF, Cole and Strong. It does make sense that MJF kayfabe is so high on himself that he doesn’t care about the product, so he’ll never know if people talk trash on him on air. I do really like the two-faced behavior from MJF, it is hilarious. And good promos from all the participants in the Men’s Owen Cup Hart. I’m still thinking Joe beats Strong to then face Punk in the next round. And we didn’t really get all the other teams in the Blind Eliminator Tournament, but the ones we did learn about… Um, okay I know that since this is pro-wrestling, the teams aren’t really shoot random, but c’mon, guys. Disguise it! Don’t just slap Swerve & Keith back together, that’s a dead giveaway! At the same time, I do look forward to the interactions there.

Great Six Man Tag of Keith, Cassidy & Vikingo VS JAS, and I figured the Faces would win, that ends up giving Keith and Cassidy momentum going into the tag tournament. Darby & Cassidy is also not that well disguised as we’ve seen those two team together before. It should’ve been Cassidy teaming with someone he doesn’t get along with, like Kip Sabian. Though, that might parallel MJF and Cole too much, one being champion and the other wanting that title. Maybe it should be Shawn Spears. They’re in Canada, fans still like the “TEN! TEN! TEN!” and I’d love to see Spears interacting with Cassidy. Plus, it’s not like Darby needs this tournament for screen time, give that to someone who really needs it.

Really good Heel promo from Jungle Jack, and really good Heel behavior as he runs away from Hook. That was an awesome dive into the back of his SUV to get outta there. Jungle Boy VS Hook for the FTW title is going to be great stuff, and I would think JB wins. It can be through cheating, but it’d be a great new chapter for both him and Hook. Hook’s first loss, his first feud that’s really personal because JB made him think they were friends, and Hook can come back even stronger after the loss. And decent promo from QTV and Johnny. They’ll have a good match and good win off Hardy Party, probably because there will also be Ethan Page shenanigans. And I would think The Acclaimed then come out to diss track on QTV to set up their Six Man Tag.

Good adjustment from Britt not being able to make it, Ruby got a lot of great insults in through the squash match. And good promo after the match, though the fans didn’t seem to care. This will add more heat to Britt VS Ruby next week, and I still feel The Outcasts have something to do with the finish. And great stuff out of Jericho & Sammy VS Darby & Sting tonight. Good promos, both Jericho talking and Sammy using his cue cards, and that tornado tag match was wild.

Though, that table spot from Sting was rough… To me, that was another example of wrestlers needing to take  physics classes just so they understand what they’re asking of themselves. They should’ve had the second table in front of the first, cuz then Sting would’ve hit them both evenly. But in the end, Darby & Sting winning did seem like the right choice. Jericho has lost to Sting in a Six Man Tag, then in 2v2, so he will surely demand a 1v1 match to truly settle things between them, and it will be great stuff.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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Can Papa Gunn breathe with the Switchblade?

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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