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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (7/21/23)

A & B, round 3!

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Cold Skull VS Gene Blast, THE REMATCH!

The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is on a roll going into round three, will Sanada go 3-0? Or will Yota Tsuji avenge his loss at Dominion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS Tanga Loa; Hashi wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Ren Narita VS Gabe Kidd; Gabe wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Great-O-Khan VS El Phantasmo; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Hikuleo VS Chase Owens; Chase wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS KENTA; Ospreay wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Kaito Kiyomiya; Time Limit Draw.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Taichi; Okada wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Yota Tsuji; Sanada wins.

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Here are the current A Block standings.

Sanada: 2-0, 4 points
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-0, 4 points
Chase Owens: 1-1, 2 points
Ren Narita: 0-0-2, 2 points
Shota Umino: 0-1-1, 1 point
Yota Tsuji: 0-1-1, 1 point
Gabe Kidd: 1-1, 2 points
Hikuleo: 0-2, 0 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings.

Kazuchika Okada: 2-0, 4 points
Taichi: 2-0, 4 points
Will Ospreay: 1-1, 2 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
Tanga Loa: 1-1, 2 points
Kenta: 1-1, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 0-2, 0 points
El Phantasmo: 0-2, 0 points

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!

The Head Hunter and Silverback have each broken even so far, but someone’s going to #TurnItAllAround! So will it be Hashi or Loa who manages to #GetBackUp?

The bell rings and Hashi SUPERKICKS! And rolls Loa up! Bridging schoolboy, TWO!! But Hashi cradles, TWO! Loa gets up, scoops Hashi, but Hashi slips free! Hashi shoves and dropkicks a leg out! Fans fire up as Hashi takes a moment to catch his breath. Hashi stomps Loa, fans rally up, and Hashi brings Loa up. Loa shoves Hashi away but Hashi CLUBS Loa at the ropes. Hashi CHOPS Loa to a corner, stomps him, then pulls his shirt off! Fans cheer but Loa ROCKS Hashi! Hashi ROCKS Loa, but Loa ROCKS Hashi! Loa fires another forearm, and another, but Hashi CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Loa snarls and Hashi CHOPS again! Hashi fires a forearm, CHOPS Loa to the corner, and fans fire up while Loa grits his teeth. Hashi forearms, whips corner to corner, but Loa comes back to run Hashi over! Fans fire up again as Loa paces. Loa drops a leg on Hashi, covers, TWO! Hashi hangs tough but Loa looms over him. Loa CLUBS Hashi down, then stalks him to ropes. Loa stands Hashi up, CLUBS him again, and Hashi goes to the apron. Loa drags him back in to stomp him at the ropes! The ref counts, Loa lets off, and Loa drags Hashi back up. Hashi throws body shots! And a CHOP! But Loa throws a forearm!

Hashi throws a forearm and a chop, but Loa back hands, UPPERCUTS, and repeat! Fans fire up as Loa backs Hashi to a corner, then CHOPS him down! Loa paces to walk off the stinging in his chest, and then he brings Hashi back up. Loa whips corner to corner, then runs in, but Hashi sends him into buckles! Mule kick! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Fans rally while both men are down! Loa goes to a corner, Hashi goes to the opposite. Hashi runs in corner to corner to clothesline! And whips, to CHOP Loa, then mule kick! Buckle bump and DOUBLE CHOP! Fans fire up as Loa falls over!

Hashi goes up the corner and climbs to the top! Fans rally as Loa rises, and Hashi FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Loa is still in this but fans rally behind Hashi. Loa rises, Hashi runs, but Loa swats the lariat! Hashi CHOPS! Hashi reels Loa in, but Loa fights the fisherman! Loa throws body shots, and he suplexes Hashi! Loa holds Hashi up as marches around, and fans fire up for the JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and fans are even more fired up! Jado coaches Loa and the fans rally again. The two crawl for each other, and Loa throws a forearm! Hashi throws one back! So Loa throws another!

Hashi roars and throws another forearm! They stand, and the forearms keep going back and forth! Hashi gets the edge, but Loa roars! Hashi mule kicks! Loa roars again, swings, but misses, and Hashi hits the RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER! Fans rally again as Loa crawls to ropes. Loa goes to the apron, Hashi runs in, but Loa RAMS into Hashi! And slingshots to sunset flip! Hashi rolls through to SUPERKICK! Fans fire up with Hashi, and he drags Loa up. Hashi reels him in, full nelsons, but Loa fights it! Hashi pump handles, but Loa CLUBS Hashi! Hashi CHOPS back! Loa ROCKS Hashi!

The two go back and forth, forearm for forearm, then Hashi fiers off a flurry of shots! Loa just growls and throws forearms of his own! Loa runs, but Hashi gets around to full nelson! DRAGON SUPLEX! Loa staggers up, Hashi runs and LARIATS! Fans fire up as Loa stands right back up! They DOUBLE LARIAT, but neither falls! DOUBLE LARIAT again, yet neither falls! Both men roar, DOUBLE LARIAT and Hashi falls! Loa runs, but into an ELBOW! Hashi runs, but into a SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and fans are thunderous! Jado rallies for Loa and the fans rally up again as Loa stands.

Loa brings Hashi up, scoops him, but Hashi shifts to a SLEEPER! Loa reaches out, moves around, throws elbows, and is free! But Hashi dodges the lariat, only for the SOUTHPAW to hit! Fans fire up and Loa rises again. Loa fires himself up, and he goes to the corner! Loa climbs up to the top rope?! For a DIVING HEADBUTT!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hashi survives and fans are thunderous again! Loa looks to Jado and Jado says to go Ape Shit! Loa drags Hashi up, scoops him, but Hashi fights around! CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! AKA, Itadakikari (Easy Pickings)! Cover, HASHI WINS!

Winner: Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

This new powerful finisher of Hashi’s does it again! Will it help him make the rest of the G1 easy pickings?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Ren Narita VS Gabe Kidd!

It has been two matches and two time limit draws for the Son of Strong Style, and that still has him even with the 1-1 War Dog Kidd. Will he finally get a solid win or take a hard loss in the third?

Wait, Narita’s Strong Style Senses are tingling. He turns around and sees Gabe sneaking up on him! Gabe knows he’s in trouble now, but he still rushes in! Narita dodges the chair shot to fire off forearms and UPPERCUTS Gabe down! Fans fire up as Narita leaves Gabe behind to then grab a mic! “OI, GABE! Beat me in the ring!” Fans cheer that and Gabe gets mad. Gabe rushes in, the two RAM shoulders and fire forearms, and now the bell rings! Fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! Then Gabe BITES Narita’s forehead! Fans boo, Gabe flips them off, and then he whips Narita corner to corner to clothesline!

Gabe flips fans off again, runs, but Narita follows to BOOT him in the corner! Narita whips corner to corner, Gabe reverses, but Narita comes back to BOOT him down! Gabe gets up to CHOP! Gabe headlocks, but Narita powers out to headlock back. But Gabe uses that to SAIDO! But Narita’s right up!? To GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as both men flounder to opposite sides. Fans fire up as Narita storms up on Gabe. But Gabe powers Narita to ropes! Narita turns it around, the ref counts, and Gabe suplexes Narita and himself out of the ring!! Fans fire up and the ref checks both men. They’re somehow okay to continue, and Narita drags himself up.

Fans fire up as Narita roars! But Gabe throws body shots and forearms! Gabe whips, Narita reverses and Gabe hits railing! Then Narita BOOTS him over the railing! The ref checks Gabe again but he’s okay to continue. Narita shakes out the stars while the ring count starts. Narita fetches Gabe from No Man’s Land, and brings him back to ringside at 9 of 20. Narita puts Gabe in at 10 and fans cheer. Narita fires himself back up, but Gabe unties a buckle pad! Narita storms over but Gabe SMACKS him off bare steel! The ref checks Narita now and Gabe flips off booing fans. The ref tries to fix the buckle pad but Gabe stops him!

Gabe laughs as he SMACKS Narita off the buckle again and again! Gabe shoves Narita down but the ref refuses to count! Gabe gets mad and gets in the ref’s face! Fans boo, Gabe just flips them off again. Fans rally for “NA-RI-TA!” but Gabe drags him up. Gabe talks trash, and he CHOPS Narita! Narita sputters and Gabe gives him scuffing kicks. Gabe then CHOPS Narita again! Narita shakes his head, so Gabe CHOPS again! Gabe eggs Narita on, CHOPS him, but Narita CHOPS back! And again! And again! Narita fires up to CHOP again! Gable CHOPS back, Narita CHOPS, it’s a CHOP fight! Fans cheer with every CHOP!

Narita gets the edge as he CHOPS Gabe to a corner! And then he gives more CHOPS until Gabe falls! Narita stands on Gabe but the ref counts. Narita steps off, brings Gabe up, but Gabe BITES Narita again! And ROCKS him with a right! Narita gets around, shoves and WHEEL KICKS! Both men are down and fans fire up! Narita and Gabe go to opposite corners, and Narita runs in to BACK ELBOW! Then he HALF HATCH BRIDGES! Cover, TWO!! Gabe escapes but Narita puts on the SLEEPER! Gabe fights up and around, but Narita puts on a COBRA TWIST! Gabe hip tosses free, but Narita drags him down into a KNEEBAR!!

Gabe endures, CHOPS at Narita, but Narita pulls on the leg harder! Narita then shifts to tie up both legs, and he rolls Gabe into a TEXAS CLOVERHOLD!! Gabe endures, fights his way forward, reaches out, but Narita sits deep! Gabe still powers his way to the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets go in frustration, and he drags Gabe up. Narita clinches but Gabe fights it! Narita shoots around to the COBRA TWIST! But Gabe switches, and shoves Narita at the ref! Narita stops himself in time, but Gabe DOUBLE CHOPS Narita on the back! Then ripcord and SLAP!! Narita flops right over! The ref checks as Narita is in a daze!

Gabe stands on Narita and flips off the fans and they boo. Gabe kicks at Narita, taunts the fans and even calls out Shibata! Guess Gabe doesn’t know Shibata is in Trenton, New Jersey for Death Before Dishonor. That aside, Gabe drags Narita up, and he talks trash, but Narita gets around! GERMAN SUPLEX BRIDGE! ONE!! Gabe LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! Gabe BOOTS Narita, but Narita BOOTS back! And CHOPS! Gabe rebounds, Narita dodges, JUMP STOMP!! Cover, TWO!! Gabe survives but Narita fires back up! Fans are with him as he drags Gabe up. Narita clinches to NORTHERN LIGHTS, and roll through!

Narita has the wrists, drags Gabe up and COBRA TWISTS! Gabe endures, pries free, grabs the ref, and he LOW BLOWS Narita! Then LEG TRAP PILEDRIVERS!! Cover, GABE WINS!!

Winner: Gabe Kidd, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Narita earns 0)

The Son of Strong Style wasn’t strong enough to avoid Gabe going to such lows! And he continues to call out Shibata! Will this War Dog take the block by any means necessary? Will the Wrestler return to humble him after the G1?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Great-O-Khan VS El Phantasmo!

As surprising as it may seem, the Dominator and the Headbanga are at the bottom of the block! But that means someone is about to be the very bottom! Who avoids going 0-3 in the G1?

The bell rings and Khan rushes in! ELP goes up and over, rolls Khan up, TWO! ELP steps over, La Magistrol! TWO, and ELP reels Khan in, but Khan fights the backslide! Khan spins ELP around to suplex but ELP slips free. Khan kicks low, whips, but ELP sunset flips! TWO and Khan sits on ELP! TWO, and ELP has a ghost pin! TWO and the two separate! Fans fire up as things speed up, and ELP RANAS Khan away! ELP handsprings while Khan bails out and fans fire up again! ELP builds speed, but he has to tumble out as Khan moves. Khan kicks low, and whips ELP! ELP goes up and over the railing!

Khan runs up, ELP ROCKS Khan, then hops up to TORNADO DDT to the floor! Fans fire up while both men are down on the outside! ELP rises, hurries over to Khan, and stands him up to CHOP! And CHOP! ELP then puts Khan in and fans cheer. ELP climbs the ropes as fans rally, and ELP springboards, but FLOPS as Khan moves! Khan hurries up to go after ELP’s shoulder tape! Khan tears that away to clamp on the IRON CLAW! ELP endures, Khan grabs a leg and has a HAFL CRAB HEADSCISSOR! ELP scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Khan drags ELP to a chinlock! Khan digs his elbow in!

Fans rally but Khan hammers ELP’s shoulder! ELP endures as Khan digs his knee in. ELP moves around, Khan facelocks! Khan leans his weight on the hold, but ELP reaches out to a ROPEBREAK! Khan lets off, but kneels on ELP’s neck. The ref counts and Khan steps away. Khan kicks ELP around, fans rally up, and ELP shoves Khan. Khan storms up to ROCK ELP! ELP goes to a corner, Khan drags him up to a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! But Khan clamps on a CROSSFACE! ELP scrambles around to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Khan keeps on the hold until 4, and pounds the mat in frustration.

Fans rally, Khan and ELP rise, and ELP storms up on Khan. ELP throws a forearm, but Khan shakes that off. Khan Mongolian Chops ELP down! Fans fire up while ELP stands back up. ELP storms up to throw another forearm! Khan feels that one, but he still Mongolian Chops back! ELP falls back down, but he stands back up and shakes his head. Khan eggs him on as he staggers around, and ELP comes back to fire forearm after forearm. Only for Khan to Mongolian Chop again! ELP shakes his head, storms around the ring, and fans rally as he winds up. Khan waits with arms behind his back, and ELP… PURPLE NURPLES!

Fans fire up but the ref reprimands! Wait, is Khan getting stronger from the purple nurples?! And he pries ELP’s hands away, to BITE ELP’s nipple?!?! The ref reprimands and fans go wild as Khan backs ELP into a corner like that! So ELP BITES Khan’s ear! The ref reprimands and counts and both men stop biting. Khan drags ELP up to bump him off buckles, and fans fire up as Khan hops up, to sit on his throne! But ELP slips free to GAMANGIRI! Khan tumbles to the floor! ELP then DIVES to send Khan into railing! Khan hits so hard, he tumbles over the railing! Fans fire up again and ELP goes back into the ring.

Khan rises in No Man’s Land, and fans rally as ELP climbs the ropes! SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY into the front row!! Fans are thunderous while both men are down, and they rally behind “E L P! E L P!” ELP stirs while the ref checks Khan. ELP drags himself up and roars, and the fans fire up again! ELP brings Khan up off the chairs, dumps him over the railing and then puts him back in the ring. ELP climbs the ropes again, to SPRINGBOARD SWANTON, to then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!!! Khan survives and fans fire up again! ELP rallies the fans, and he brings Khan up with the straitjacket!

Khan fights the lift into the torture rack, and ELP’s bad arm gives up! Khan clamps on the IRON CLAW! ELP swings, but into the STO! Cover, TWO! ELP hangs tough and fans rally up. Khan drags ELP into the COBRA CLUTCH! ELP endures, reaches out, and he scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Khan thrashes ELP but still lets off at 4. Khan drags ELP up, whips him corner to corner and clotheslines him in the back! Khan then hoists ELP up to SLAM DUNK off the buckles! Khan runs, into SUDDEN DEATH!! ELP crawls to the cover, TWO!! Khan survives and ELP grits his teeth as he clutches his shoulders while fans fire up again!

ELP drags Khan up to throw a forearm! Khan throws one back! ELP throws another, so Khan throws it back! ELP stands and BUZZSAWS! Then he reels Khan in, tucks the arms, but Khan fights free! IRON CLAW! ELIMIN- NO, ELP slips free but Khan ducks Sudden Death! LARIAT, but ELP stays up! ELP swings, into the IRON CLAW SLEEPER SUPLEX! But he rises again!? ELP LARIATS, but Khan stays up! Khan LARIATS ELP inside-out! Fans fire up and Khan goes back for ELP, but ELP flops out of the ring! ELP saves himself but Khan goes to the apron. Khan aims, runs in, and FLYING BOOTS ELP down!

Khan drags ELP up to scoop and TTD to the floor!! Fans fire up as Khan drags ELP around and into the ring! Khan clamps on the IRON CLAW and drags ELP up! ELIMINATOR BACKBREAKER!! Into HITSUJIGOROSHI!! ELP TAPS, Khan wins!!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by submission (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)

The Dominator avoids 0-3, and subjects the Headbanga to that fate! Will ELP be stuck in last place the rest of the G1? Will Khan look to conquer the block for the United Empire?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Hikuleo w/ Jado VS Chase Owens!

The Guerrillas of Destiny have a grudge against the Bullet Club, and perhaps rightfully so. But it wasn’t like The Crown Jewel pulled the trigger. Will Hikuleo bring himself to break Chase for what someone else did? Or will he hesitate when he has Chase in his sights?

Chase wants Oskar Leube to take his place since he’s bigger, but Oskar says no thanks. Chase reluctantly gets in the ring, the bell rings and fans rally up. Chase wants everyone to hold on, and he throws up the Too Sweet. Hiku says like hell he’s doing that, so Chase pokes him in the forehead with it. Hiku swings on Chase! Chase gets around, waistlocks, but Hiku backs him down into the corner! The ref counts, Hiku taunts Chase with the Too Sweet, then lets off. Chase shoves Hiku and calls him a giant SOB, but then he cowers when Hiku shows haymaker! The ref counts as Hiku smothers Chase in the corner.

Hiku lets off and eggs Chase on. Chase comes back, but Hiku keep shim o the ropes. Chase gets away, shows punch, but reconsiders as Hiku stares him down. Chase kick slow, and tries to scoop! But Hiku’s too big, and he CLUBS Chase! Hiku scoops, Chase slips off and CHOPS! Hiku doesn’t budge so Chase apologizes. Chase dodges a chop, kicks low, but Hiku blocks the whip! Hiku whips Chase to a corner but Chase avoids the elbow to CHOP! Hiku again just scowls and Chase sighs. Hiku TOSSES Chase to a corner but Chase BOOTS back! Only for Hiku to CHOP him off his feet! Fans fire up while Chase is stinging.

Hiku drags Chase up, and RAMS him into buckles! Hiku runs in but Chase dodges! Only for Hiku to BOOT him down! Chase bails out, and he blows snot at Jado! Hiku storms out after Chase, but Chase hurries under the ring! Hiku grabs for him but Chase has gotten away. So Hiku pursues! But Chase SMACKS Hiku with something! The ref was busy with Jado, and couldn’t see it anyway so what’s he call? Chase emerges and he has a wrench in hand! Borrowing an idea from Sho, is he? Chase goes back to stomp Hiku’s arms, then he goes into the ring. The ring count starts while Hiku leans against railing.

Hiku stands at 5 of 20, clutches that arm, and goes up the apron at 13. But Chase WRECKS him with a dropkick! Hiku comes back to choke grip Chase! But Chase SNAPS the fingers! Now Chase is acting like a Villain! Chase goes out after Hiku, and SLAMS the bad hand against the post! Chase stalks Hiku around, asks Yoshinobu for a Too Sweet but he says no thanks. Chase wraps Hiku’s arm around railing! Chase bends the fingers, and makes Hiku Too Sweet him! Then Chase lets go, and he stalks Hiku along the way. Chase wraps Hiku’s arm around post, and YANKS Hiku into the steel! Chase then talks Hiku, and stomps a leg!

Hiku pushes Chase away but Chase puts him in the ring. Chase grabs the bad arm, hammerlocks it with his legs, and SNAP LOCKS it! Hiku writhes but Chase mocks Jado with a flex and pose. Fans rally as Hiku pie faces Chase. But Chase blocks a boot and puts the leg in ropes, to dropkick the leg! Chase wrenches Hiku’s arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! And then he stands on the arm to SHOULDER SNAP it! Chase mocks Hiku calling for the choke slam, then scuffs him. Hiku CHOPS from below! Chase is still stinging, but he kicks Hiku again. Hiku chops but with the bad hand! Chase BOOTS Hiku!

Hiku shakes his head and fans rally up. Hiku chops with the bad hand but Chase BOOTS him again! Chase runs, but Hiku dodges the boot to waistlock! Chase throws elbows, frees himself, but Hiku still runs him over! And ELBOWS him! Chase staggers up, into a scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Fans fire up and Chase goes to a corner. Hiku runs in to SPLASH! And then scoop for SNAKE EYES! Hiku runs to LARIAT Chase down! Fans fire up and Hiku drags Chase back up. Hiku suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Chase writhes, Hiku covers, TWO!! Fans rally and Hiku shakes out the bad arm. Jado coaches Hiku up and Hiku brings Chase around.

Hiku fireman’s carries, but Chase fights free! Hiku swings, Chase dodges and SUPERKICKS! Chase LARIATS Hiku up and out! But Hiku lands on his feet and fires up! But then Chase WRECKS Hiku with a dropkick! Chase puts Hiku in, climbs a corner, but Hiku choke grips! Chase drops down to HOTSHOT the bad arm! Chase hurries in, CROSSFACE!! Chase traps the bad arm but Hiku endures! Fans rally, Hiku moves around, and Jado coaches him to keep fighting. Hiku reaches out and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer as Chase lets off quickly. Chase runs in to C-TRIGGER!! Hiku flops over but Chase brings him up!

Chase traps the arms, but Hiku is so big! Hiku powers up but Chase HAMMERS away on him! Hiku ROCKS Chase with a forearm! Chase LARIATS, Hiku roars but Chase SUPERKICKS! Hiku stays up to UPPERCUT! Chase wobbles, we hit 10 minutes, and Hiku snarls. Chase fires up, but runs into the POWERSLAM! Fans fire up and Hiku clamps on the choke grip! Hiku drags Chase up, but Chase grabs ropes! Hiku drags Chase away anyway, but Chase slips out of the slam! But his leg gives out! Chase gets the kneepad of his bad leg, and he even checks the knee brace. Wait, Chase is taking it off?

Chase SPITS at Hiku!! Hiku storms up, into a KNEE BRACE SHOT!! Schoolboy cover, TWO!!! C-TRIGGER!! High stack cover, CHASE WINS!

Winner: Chase Owens, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hikuleo earns 0)

Well now Hikuleo has a reason to hate Chase! Chase snatches victory away and Hikuleo is still at the bottom of the block! Will winning the G1 be Chase’s biggest heist yet?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS KENTA!

The IWGP United States Champion and the DEFY Wrestling Champion are each just outside the top of the block at 1-1. Will the Aerial Assassin be able to break the Fang Revived? Or will Kenta make Ospreay #GoToSleep?

As Ospreay goes to the corner for his entrance, Kenta attacks him! Fans boo as Kenta beats Ospreay down, but the bell rings to get this on record. Kenta mocks the fans, then stomps Ospreay. Kenta takes Ospreay’s jacket to put it on like he’s the Commonwealth Kingpin! Kenta stomps Ospreay even more, then climbs the corner to mock the rest of Ospreay’s entrance. Kenta hops down, takes off the jacket, and pretends it smells. But Ospreay BOOTS Kenta! And fires off forearms! Ospreay ROCKS Kenta, Kenta ROCKS Ospreay, they fire forearms back and forth! Kenta whips, but Ospreay holds ropes to then dump Kenta out!

Ospreay then PLANCHAS, but Kenta gets clear! Kenta kicks and whips and Ospreay tumbles up and over railing! Kenta goes out after Ospreay in No Man’s Land, then drags Ospreay up. The ref wants this in the ring so Kenta brings Ospreay down the aisle, to whip hard into the railing! Of course, that railing is plastic so it breaks right apart! The ref reprimands, Kenta stomps Ospreay right in front of fans, and then Kenta takes a fan’s phone to take a selfie of himself standing on Ospreay’s head. Kenta then KICKS Ospreay around, and argues with the ref about getting this in the ring. Kenta drags Ospreay along, but still KICKS Ospreay down!

Kenta soaks up the cheers and jeers from the fans, then he brings Ospreay back up. To DDT to the hardwood floor! Ospreay writhes as the ring count starts. Kenta drags Ospreay up at 7 of 20, brings Ospreay over and POSTS him at 10! Kenta puts Ospreay in at 13, argues with the ref again, and he KICKS Ospreay in the back! And KICKS him again! Ospreay grits his teeth and eggs Kenta on, but Kenta gives him another KICK! Kenta stomps Ospreay, drags him up and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Kenta covers again, ONE!! The two go forehead to forehead, and Kenta BOOTS Ospreay! Ospreay still grits his teeth.

Kenta BOOTS Ospreay again and Ospreay goes to a corner. Kenta KICKS Ospreay, and KICKS, and KICKS! Ospreay sits up in a daze and Kenta stomps him around. Fans rally up, Ospreay staggers up, and Kenta pushes him around. Ospreay fires a forearm but Kenta knees low! Kenta whips, Ospreay handsprings and NEURALIZERS! Fans fire up as Ospreay starts to shake out the stars. Ospreay goes to the apron and fans rally as he takes aim. PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Kenta is still in this but fans rally behind Ospreay. Ospreay calls his shot but Kenta reels him in! Ospreay elbows free, then CHOPS!

Ospreay runs, but Kenta hits a POWERSLAM! Fans rally while both men are down. Kenta rises, drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay shoves Kenta away. Ospreay runs in but Kenta boots him! Kenta reels Ospreay in, to TORNADO HOTSHOT! Kenta then climbs up, and FLYING LARIATS! Direct hit! Kenta covers, TWO! Fans rally up for Ospreay but Kenta kicks him and puts him on the apron. Kenta stomps Ospreay but the ref backs him off. Kenta drags Ospreay up and through the ropes, but Ospreay slips through to suplex! Kenta lands safe on the apron, and he rakes eyes! Then HOTSHOTS again!

Kenta drags Ospreay out, to DRAPING DDT to the floor! Fans fire up while the ref checks both men. Kenta rises up and into the ring, leaving Ospreay to the ring count. The count reaches 10 of 20 before Ospreay sits up. Kenta wants the count to be faster as Ospreay rises at 15. Ospreay slides in at 19!! But Kenta runs in to JUMPING BOOT in the corner! And then corner to corner again to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Ospreay is down in the drop zone as Kenta climbs! DIVING DOUBLE STOMP!!! Ospreay sputters and flounders but Kenta covers, TWO!!! Ospreay survives but Kenta slashes his throat, determined to end this!

Kenta fireman’s carries, but Ospreay fights free! Kenta boots the haymaker away, but Ospreay swats the discus lariat! Ospreay ROLLING ELBOWS! And ROLLING ELBOWS! Kenta CROSS COUNTERS! Kenta fires off shot after shot after shot! But Ospreay ROCKS and SUPERKICKS and underhooks! But Kenta RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The ref goes down, Kenta DDTS Ospreay down! Kenta sees the ref is down and goes outside. Kenta brings out a kendo stick! Kenta slides in, and he SMACKS Ospreay on the back! And SMACKS him again! And then to the RIBS! And then the NECK! And then the CHEST!

Ospreay writhes and fans boo but Kenta soaks it up. Kenta swings again, but Ospreay blocks! And DECKS Kenta! Ospreay shows his skills with a kendo stick, and fans fire up as Ospreay takes aim. But Kenta LOW BLOWS!! Kenta goes out to grab his Defy Championship, and he aims at Ospreay! BELT SHOT!!! Kenta hides the evidence then goes to get the ref. Kenta covers Ospreay, TWO!?!? Ospreay survives and Kenta is shocked! Kenta waits on Ospreay to rise, drags him up and fireman’s carries, but Ospreay pops free! HOOK KICK! Springboard, but Kenta SLAMS him down! And omoplatas, into GAME OVER!!

Ospreay endures, crawls, reaches out, but Kenta rolls him away from ropes! Ospreay reaches for the other side of the ring, and he BITES Kenta’s wrist! Kenta lets go, Ospreay deadlifts him into a SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Fans are thunderous as Ospreay points to the corner! Ospreay climbs up, to CORKSCREW- NO, Kenta avoids the senton to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! But Kenta runs to BUSAIKU KNEE against ropes! And then he builds more speed, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! And HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay isn’t done there, he underhooks and Canadian Racks, STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kenta earns 0)

The IWGP US Champion trumps the Defy Champion! The United Empire is strong in the B Block, will they conquer the G1 no matter what?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Kaito Kiyomiya!

The Roughneck has had a rough first couple of rounds. His time limit draw with Narita and his loss to the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion were hard fought matches, will he be able to fight his way to a win? Or will the Supernova continue to turn this into the GREEN 1?

Fans already rally up for “SHO~TA!” but Kaito shrugs that off. The bell rings and fans rally more as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Shota finds a point of leverage to push Kaito back. They end up on ropes, Shota lets off quickly and cleanly, and fans cheer. The two reset, circle, and tie up again. Kaito uses height as his leverage but Shota just powers him back to ropes. Kaito turns things around and he lets off. But Shota fires off forearms! Shota headlocks, Kaito powers up but Shota holds on tight! Kaito pulls hair, Shota thrashes the hold, but Kaito throws forearms. Kaito powers out this time, but Shota runs him over!

Fans cheer and Shota keeps things moving. Kaito hurdles, Shota shoves him, and then follows to RANA! Kaito is right up to headlock and takeover! Shota headscissors, Kaito kips free, and fans cheer as the two stare down. Kaito smirks as he and Shota go forehead to forehead. Shota throws a forearm! And he eggs Kaito on! Fans fire up for that, and Kaito ROCKS Shota in return! Shota walks it off and comes back to ROCK Kaito! Kaito walks that off, to fire another forearm! The forearms go back and forth, fans rally up, and the two just speed up! The shots keep going and going and going and the fans are loving it!

Kaito ROCKS Shota, throws more shots, and Shota goes to ropes! Kaito shakes out the stars, and he whips Shota, but Shota holds ropes! Kaito runs in, Shota dodges then arm-drags! And ELBOWS! Shota runs but Kaito dropkicks the legs out! Fans cheer while Shota bails out. Kaito checks his jaw, then goes out after Shota. Kaito drags Shota up, puts him in the ring, and fans cheer. Shota sits up but Kaito grabs a leg to stomp it, then stomp it again! And then step over to YANK it! Kaito drags Shota up but Shota fires a forearm! Kaito CHOPS, Shota forearms, repeat! Kaito ROCKS Shota again and he wobbles!

Kaito ROCKS Shota more and more with his palm strikes, then whips. Shota reverses to reel Kaito in and wrench, scoop and DROP! Shota then SLIDING UPPERCUTS! Fans fire up with Shota and rally as he stalks Kaito to ropes. Shota whips corner to corner and runs in, to UPPERCUT! Shota then FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Shota keeps his cool. Shota walks around Kaito, drags him up, and clinches, but Kaito fights the lift! Shota KNEES low, UPPERCUTS, then whips Kaito to ropes. But Kaito CLOBBERS Shota! Fans rally while both men are down!

Kaito stands and he stalks Shota. Kaito runs in to forearm and elbow! Then he whips, but Shota reverses. Shota runs into an elbow, and Kaito goes up to FLYING FOREARM! Fans rally again and Kaito goes up the corner. Shota stands, into Kaito’s MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Kaito gets Shota back up, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Shota survives and Kaito grows frustrated. Kaito stalks Shota, drags him up with chicken wings, but Shota powers him back into buckles! Shota is free, he ROCKS and ELBOWS and boxing elbows, but Kaito ROCKS him back! Kaito runs, into a DROPKICK!

Both men are down and fans fire up again! Shota grits his teeth, goes to the corner and climbs up top. Shota aims as Kaito stands, BLINDSIDE MISSILE DROPKICK! And then dragon sleeper, fisherman, SAVING GRACE! Cover, TWO!! Kaito survives but Shota isn’t done yet! Shota aims from the corner now, we pass 10 minutes, and Shota runs in, but Kaito dodges Ignition! Shota returns, Kaito gets around to chicken wing, but Shota arm-drags free! And POP-UP UPPERCUTS! Fans fire up and Shota resets, IGNITION!! Cover, TWO!?! Shota roars as Kaito survives and the fans fire back up!

Shota snarls and he drags Kaito up. Shota reels Kaito in but Kaito KNEES Shota first! Kaito aims from a corner now, and he runs in, but Shota ducks the Shining Wizard!! Shota steps over, STF!! Kaito endures, reaches out, claws at the crossface, but he’s starting to fade! Shota pulls back on the hold, but Kaito gets a second wind! And he crawls forward, only for Shota to pull back even harder! Kaito is fading, but with a third wind, he gets the ROPEBREAK! Shota lets go to go outside! Kaito rises, into the SLINGSHOT DDT!! Fans fire up with Shota and he takes aim again! Kaito rises, Shota runs in, kick and underhooks!

But Kaito powers out to get a leg! DRAGON SCREW! Both men are down and fans fire back up! Shota stirs, crawls to a corner, and Kaito sits up, checking his nose. Shota drags himself up with ropes, Kaito stands on his own. Kaito runs in but he blocks the boots! DRAGON SCREW! Shota hobbles, Kaito drags himself up with ropes now, and Kaito goes up the corner to missile basement dropkick! Shota falls, Kaito stands and basement dropkicks the leg again! And then again! Shota clutches his knee while Kaito stands again. Kaito goes to the corner, climbs back up, and SUPER BASEMENT DROPKICKS the leg!

Fans fire up while Shota writhes away! But Shota’s anger helps him stand up through the pain! Kaito still gets his leg, to DRAGON SCREW again! And step through, to the FIGURE FOUR!! Shota endures the legendary leglock and fans are thunderous as we pass 15 minutes! Shota moves around, tries to turn the hold over, and fans are behind him! Kaito keeps Shota stuck so Shota eggs him on! Kaito puts as much pressure on the hold as he can and Shota grips his own hair. Shota sits up to back stroke his way towards ropes! Shota reaches out, but Kaito drags him back! Kaito thrashes about to put on the pressure!

Shota grips his hair, thrashes about, flails for the ropes, and even grabs at the ref! Kaito puts on pressure by slapping his own knee! But Shota still fights around! The fans keep it up for Shota and he powers his way over! But Kaito drags him away again!! The ref checks on Shota but we’re at the three minute warning! Shota tells the ref he’s not giving in, but how much longer can he suffer?! Kaito pulls way back on the main leg! But then Kaito lets go, knowing Shota won’t ever say die. So Kaito drags Shota up, chicken wings him, and TIGER SUPLEXES!! Bridging cover, TWO!?!? Shota escapes and no one can believe it!

Kaito huffs and puffs as we hit the two minute warning! Kaito drags Shota up, chicken wings again, but Shota fights the lift with clubbing hands! Shota gets free, but Kaito UPPERCUTS! And then chicken wings, TIGER DRIVER- NO, Shota fights it again! Kaito shoves, and JUMP KNEES Shota down!! Kaito fires up, the fans are thunderous, and Kaito tires one more time! TIGER DRIVER 23!!! Cover, TWO!?!? HOW?!?! Fans are thunderous all the same as we hit the LAST minute!! Kaito grits his teeth as he stands back up, and he is determined to end this! Kaito drags Shota up by his hair, runs, EVOLVED- POP-UP DEATH RIDER?!?!

But we’re at 30 SECONDS!! Shota is dazed, he crawls his way over to Kaito, but we’re at TEN SECONDS! Cover, TWO!?!? AND TIME’S UP!!!

Time Limit Draw, both men gain 1 point

For the second time in Shota’s run, the fourth time overall, we have had a DRAW by time limit in this year’s G1 Climax! Just what is in the DNA of these young stars that they can push this hard? And now the way is open, will Sanada stand alone at the top of the block?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Taichi!

The Rainmaker and the Holy Emperor are both champions, and are both at the top of the B Block! But only one can be THE 3-0 leader, who proves themselves the superior?

Fans already really and duel between “Let’s Go, Taichi!” and “O-KA-DA!” The bell rings and fans rally up again. Red Shoes takes a measure of the cheering as the two stare down. Seems pretty even. The two circle, feel things out, and tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Okada pushes Taichi back to ropes. Red Shoes calls the break, Okada lets off slowly, and he feints chop to pat Taichi’s shoulders. Fans cheer standard Okada formula, and he blocks Taichi’s kick! Gut wrench and SPINNING TOMBSTONE!? Ripcord, DISCUS LARIAT?! Okada then drags Taichi right up, RAIN- NO, Taichi dodges to BOOT! And ROCK! And ENZIGURI!!

Fans fire up after this truly fast and furious opening exchange! Both men are dazed and the fans rally up! Taichi rolls to the apron on one side, Okada goes to the adjacent side. Both men go to the floor, and Taichi stands up first. Taichi heads towards Okada, drags Okada up, but Okada kicks low! To DDT to the floor! Okada hobbles up and leaves Taichi behind to go into the ring. The ring count starts, Taichi stirs at 7 of 20, and Okada just waits in a corner. Taichi crawls around at 11, drags himself up at 14 and slides in at 16! Fans cheer and Okada storms over to bring Taichi up. Okada wrenches, to wrap on the MONEY CLIP!

Taichi endures but Okada has him at the center of the ring! Fans rally as Okada squeezes tight, but Taichi reaches out! Okada drags Taichi down! Taichi keeps fighting forward, and has the ROPEBREAK! Okada holds on, Red Shoes counts, but Okada lets go at 4. Okada paces around, he kicks Taichi around, but Taichi stands to CHOP! Okada eggs Taichi on but Taichi CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Okada UPPERCUTS Taichi back! Okada whips, Taichi reverses to wrench, but Okada blocks the hook kick to throw Taichi down! Fans fire up as Okada paces around. Okada kicks Taichi around, has him in a corner, but Taichi kicks back.

Okada eggs Taichi on as he kicks more and more, then Okada ROCKS Taichi! Okada whips corner to corner, runs in but misses the elbow! GAMANGIRI! Okada falls but so does Taichi, and fans rally up! The “TA-I-CHI!” starts to outweigh the “O-KA-DA!” and Taichi rises. Taichi gives Okada toying kicks, then some Kawada Kicks! Okada goes to a corner, Taichi runs in, and he BOOTS Okada! Fans fire up as Taichi brings Okada up, but Okada fights the saido! So Taichi wrenches to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Fans fire up because OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi waits as Okada sits up, but Okada ducks the buzzsaw!

Okada waistlocks but Taichi fights the lift to PELE an arm! And then stiff Kawada Kick to the face! Okada falls, fans fire up, and Taichi brings Okada up and in. Taichi lifts, but Okada fights! Fans rally as Taichi keeps trying, but Okada back drops him away! Taichi gets up, runs in, but Okada pops him up to an Alabama! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Both men stir, and Okada crawls to a corner. Taichi rises, Okada runs in, and SHOTGUNS Taichi into the other corner! Okada then drags Taichi back up, hoists him up top and DROPKICKS him down! Taichi tumbles to apron and then floor!

Fans rally as Red Shoes checks on Taichi. Taichi stirs so he’s okay to continue. Okada goes out after Taichi, drags Taichi up, and fakes putting him in to DDT to the ramp!! Taichi writhes and Red Shoes checks him again. Okada waits on Taichi, we pass 10 minutes, Red Shoes returns to the ring but Okada dribbles Taichi off the ramp! Okada then drags Taichi up and puts him back in. Fans cheer, and Okada stalks Taichi. Okada drags Taichi up, wrenches, and puts on the MONEY CLIP! Taichi endures again and fans rally up! Taichi reaches out, but Okada puts on the pressure! Fans rally and Taichi RAMS Okada into buckles!

Taichi fires off elbows, then gets space, but Okada storms up to DECK Taichi with a forearm! Okada shakes out the cobwebs and he drags Taichi back up. Okada scoops to SLAM Taichi down, then he goes to the corner. Okada climbs up, but Taichi’s right after him! Fans fire up as Okada fights Taichi with clubbing shots! Taichi keeps trying but Okada CLUBS then HEADBUTTS! But Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Fans fire up and Taichi climbs after Okada! Taichi brings Okada around. Okada resists so Taichi RIDGEHAND CHOPS him again and again! Then they stand on the very top, but Okada throws headlock punches!

Okada HEADBUTTS Taichi down, Taichi staggers around, and Okada MISSILE- POWERBOMB!! Taichi turns it around on Okada but both men are down! Taichi roars as he rises and fans fire up! Taichi aims as Okada rises, and Taichi BUZZSAWS!! Taichi fires up more and the fans are with him! Taichi aims from the corner, JUTEN- DROPKICK!! Okada turns things around, and now he ripcords! RAIN- DANGEROUS SAIDO!!! Okada staggers up in a daze and goes to the ropes! Fans are thunderous for Taichi as he watches Okada stand again. Taichi reels him in, another DANGEROUS SAIDO!!!

Taichi isn’t done there, either! He calls his shot and fans fire up again! Taichi reels Okada in, but Okada blocks! Okada CLUBS away on Taichi, short arm LARIATS, but Taichi stays up!! And he RIDGEHANDS over and over! Okada drops to his knees, Taichi aims, but Okada gets around, DISCUS- AX BOMBER!! Fans are thunderous for Taichi as he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!!! We hit the 15 minute mark and Taichi is thunderous! Taichi brings Okada up, Alabama Lifts, but Okada slips free to back drop! Cover, TWO!!! Taichi escapes at the last moment! But Okada scoops!

Taichi slips off, O’Conner, but Okada bucks that to DROP- NO, Taichi dodges! Body scissors, GEDO CLUTCH!!! TWO?!?!? Okada, one of Gedo’s former proteges, survives Taichi’s take on Gedo’s hold! Taichi hurries up to his feet to ROUNDHOUSE!! Fans are thunderous again and Taichi aims! JUTEN- NO, Okada blocks, spins Taichi and ENZIGURIS! But Taichi GAMANGIRIS!! Taichi hurries to get Okada up, but Okada back drops! Cover, OKADA WINS!!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)

With just minutes to spare, Okada snatches victory away from Taichi! Taichi is in disbelief, but there’s nothing he can do about it now! Will Taichi be able to take the top spot in the block away from Okada? Or will Okada continue to make it rain in the G1?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Yota Tsuji!

NJPW Dominion was just a month and 17 days ago, so everyone remembers the battle between Cold Skull and Gene Blast for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. It was Sanada’s win that night, but will Tsuji win his redemption? Or will it be another hard fought loss for “Sanada’s replacement” in LIJ?

Fans rally for “SA-NA-DA!” and “YO~TA!” The bell rings and Red Shoes measures the balance. It feels like Yota’s got the edge on Sanada! The two circle, feel things out, and clinch. Sanada fireman’s carries for a takeover, then headlocks. Tsuji fights up, Sanada keeps on him with a facelock then an armlock. They clinch again, Tsuji powers through to waistlock and half nelson. Tsuji pushes Sanada to a lateral press but Sanada keeps a shoulder up. Tsuji tries again, Sanada slips around but Tsuji facelocks. Sanada wrenches out to hammerlock and they go around. Tsuji reaches back to facelock and then he wrenches to a wristlock.

Sanada moves around, rolls, and wrenches to hammerlock again. Tsuji reaches back and drops down to bring Sanada with him. Tsuji then rolls and waistlocks, half nelsons and cravats. Fans rally as the technical exchange continues. Tsuji snapmares, Sanada slips around to hammerlock. Sanada has Tsuji on the mat, but Tsuji moves around. Tsuji rolls, headscissors, Sanada kips free, and fans cheer as the two stand off. The two reset and fans rally again. The two circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Tsuji powers Sanada back but then Sanada powers Tsuji back. Tsuji headlocks, grinds the hold, but Sanada pulls hair!

Sanada powers out but Tsuji runs him over! Fans cheer and Tsuji grins. Things speed up, Sanada hurdles and runs, but then Tsuji drops down and hurdles! Sanada avoids the powerslam, but Tsuji blocks the Shining Wizard! Tsuji runs, but Sanada drops under the spear! Tsuji rolls through and grins as Sanada says it was that close. Fans rally up again as the two reset. The two circle, tie up again, and Tsuji powers Sanada to ropes. Red Shoes calls the break and Tsuji lets off, to then CHOP! Tsuji fires off on Sanada, whips him to ropes, but Sanada reverses. Tsuji RANAS Sanada out of the ring! Fans fire up and Tsuji grins again.

Tsuji builds speed but Sanada walks away. Tsuji asks what’s up with that and goes out to follow Sanada. They go up the ramp, and Tsuji ROCKS Sanada! Tsuji CLUBS Sanada, but Sanada throws body shots! Sanada runs Tsuji up the ramp, to fireman’s carry, but Tsuji slips off! Sanada kicks low, runs in, but into a BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up and Tsuji grins as he catches his breath. Tsuji drags Sanada up, headlocks, and brings him back to ringside. Fans rally, Sanada throws body shots, but Tsuji clubs then DECKS Sanada! Tsuji brings Sanada up, scoops him, and carries him to ringside! Fans fire up and Tsuji gives Sanada SNAKE EYES off the apron! Then BOOTS him down!

Fans fire up and Tsuji brings Sanada up. Tsuji puts Sanada in, fans rally, and Tsuji covers, ONE! Sanada hangs tough, but Tsuji stands on his head! Red Shoes reprimands but Tsuji scuffs Sanada as he lets off. Tsuji drags Sanada up, scoops, and SLAMS! Then Tsuji runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! But Tsuji clamps on with a chinlock! Fans rally, Sanada fights up, and Sanada throws elbows! Tsuji lets go but he throws a hard body shot in return! Sanada goes to a corner, Tsuji whips him corner to corner, and Tsuji runs in, but Sanada dodges the splash! To hit a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Sanada sits up as we hit 10 minutes. Sanada stands, fans rally and duel, and Sanada brings Tsuji up. Sanada whips, Tsuji reverses but Sanada ducks ‘n’ dodges to dropkick a leg out! And then he DROPKICKS Tsuji down! Tsuji bails out, Sanada PLANCHAS! Direct hit and fans fire up! Sanada encourages them to get louder and the fans oblige! Sanada wants them louder, so they get louder still! Sanada goes back for Tsuji, and he drags Tsuji up to put him back in. Fans cheer, and Sanada covers, TWO! Fans rally and duel again as Sanada drags Tsuji back up. Sanada fireman’s carries, but Tsuji fights free!

Tsuji waistlocks, Sanada elbows free and runs, but Tsuji follows to FLIP RANA! Sanada flops out of the ring, and Tsuji builds speed again! Tsuji DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Fans fire up with Tsuji while Sanada sputters and slumps over! Tsuji drags Sanada up and in, and fans fire up with Tsuji as he steps back in. Sanada is in a corner, Tsuji runs in corner to corner, and STINGER SPLASHES! Then Tsuji hoists Sanada up top, CHOPS him, and he climbs up after Sanada. Tsuji goes to the very top, CLUBS Sanada, but Sanada shoves him away! Tsuji flips through!? And comes back, gets under Sanada’s leap, but Sanada fireman’s carries!

Tsuji slips free to suplex! Sanada fights that to suplex and MAGIC SCREW! Fans fire up while both men are down! Sanada kips up and fans fire up with him now! Sanada drags Tsuji up, fireman’s carries, and T K O!! Cover, TWO! Tsuji is still in this but Sanada goes up top! ROUNDING BODY- NO, Sanada lands on his feet as Tsuji moves! Sanada blocks the superkick! Sanada ROCKS, ROLLING ELBOWS, and then runs, but into a clinch! BACKBREAKER, COMPLETE SHOT, and STOMP!! Fans fire up, Tsuji runs, but Sanada avoids the Curb Stomp to O’Conner- NO, Tsuji blocks the bridge! To steal SKULL END?!?!

Sanada moves around but he’s in the body scissors! Tsuji squeezes as tight as he can, and we hit 15 minutes! Sanada endures, but he’s fading! Tsuji lets him go to go up top?! ROUNDING BODY PRESS?!?! Cover, TWO!!! Tsuji roars and fans fire up! Tsuji feeds off the energy to stand up again. Fans rally and duel, but the “YO~TA!” chants are overpowering the “SA-NA-DA!” Tsuji suplexes, but Sanada slips free! Sanada goes to a corner, Tsuji runs in, but into an ELBOW! Sanada goes up the corner to QUEBRADA! Tsuji can’t get under, Sanada catches him to the dragon sleeper! But Tsuji powers through! ORANGE CRUSH!! Cover, TWO!??!

Tsuji drags Sanada up, reels him back in with the Inverted Gory Especial as we hit the three minute warning! But Sanada powers up to a POISON-RANA!! Tsuji flounders, Sanada runs in, SHINING WIZARD!! And then, DEADFALL- Tsuji cartwheels through!? And comes back with a JUMP KNEE! SUPERKICK! HEADBUTT!! Fans are thunderous again and Tsuji grins! Tsuji runs, to CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO!!! Sanada survives but Tsuji is even more fired up! And fans are thunderous as he calls his shot! Sanada rises as hit two minute warning! SPEAR into a CUTTER!! And Sanada hurries up top!!

Sanada steadies himself, to ROUNDING BODY PRESS!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Fans are electric, Sanada clinches, DEADFALL!!! And it hits this time!! Cover, Sanada wins!!!

Winner: Sanada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Tsuji earns 0)

With just minutes to spare, the Cold Skull makes it 2-0 against Tsuji! Gene Blast falls again, what will it take for him to break through and get a win?

As for Sanada, he gets the belt back to put on his shoulder, and he also gets the mic. Sanada wants Tsuji to know, “I hate to say ‘I knew it,’ and I hate to say ‘But…’ But… I knew it, you are great.” Fans cheer the show of respect to Tsuji, and then Sanada adds, “But… I won. So if you’d be so kind, please leave.” Fans then cheer that show of disrespect. Sanada then stands to say, “I came back to my hometown, Nagaoka, Niigata, as the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion.” Fans cheer that! And Sanada points out that he has teammates on commentary, so he asks Douki to join him in the ring. Fans joins in as Sanada starts a “DOUKI! DOUKI!” chant.

Douki obliges, and he leaves commentary to join Sanada. They high-five and thumbs-up fist bump, and fans cheer again. Sanada starts again but then remembers Yoshinobu Kanemaru is on the other commentary table! Sanada gets an “Uncle Nobu!” chant going! Kanemaru accepts and joins Sanada in the ring, too. Sanada then figures “Taichi-nii-yan” might be too hurt to join them. “Shall we chant anyway?” Fans join in on “TAI-CHI-YAN! TAI-CHI-YAN!” But Taichi doesn’t come out so Sanada says he knew this wouldn’t work. Sanada then says maybe fans saw this, but if not, Just5Guys did a shampoo commercial! Fans cheer, perhaps they have!

The fans start to chant but Sanada says they should probably leave the brand name off the broadcast. But Sanada promises that J5G will continue to lead the wrestling world, “so keep cheering us on.” And of course, Sanada wants to end with “the gift.” Fans cheer for that, and the stars come out as the lights go down. Even a “GI-FU-TO!” chant begins. Sanada admits, “I always say the same thing to end up, but I’ll say this. I’m from here in Niigata, so one day, I want to defend this title here!” Fans love that idea! He asks they keep supporting him to make that happen. Fans cheer, and he says, “That’s why I love you the most, Nagaoka. OI, NAGAOKA! See you next time!”

Taichi’s loss aside, Just5Guys continues to take over NJPW! Will dreams come true when Sanada takes the G1?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Sanada: 3-0, 6 points
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-0-1, 5 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-1, 4 points
Chase Owens: 2-1, 4 points
Ren Narita: 0-1-2, 2 points
Shota Umino: 0-1-2, 2 point
Yota Tsuji: 0-2-1, 1 point
Hikuleo: 0-3, 0 points

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
Taichi: 2-1, 4 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-1, 4 points
Tanga Loa: 1-2, 2 points
Kenta: 1-2, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-2, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 0-3, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great round for the G1 Climax on what turned out to be a very wrestling heavy day. The blocks are shaping up to be really interesting, with the most interesting thing being the number of wrestlers without wins, and yet still with points. Just when I thought Narita was going to have another time limit draw, surprise! It was Shota’s turn! That draw with him and Kaito is what brings Kaito down a half step so that Sanada is alone at the top of A Block. Sanada VS Tsuji was a great rematch from Dominion, but I had a feeling Sanada would win again so that he wouldn’t owe Tsuji a tiebreaker for the title at some point.

ELP and Hikuleo being the two with no wins and no points in these blocks is only a little surprising. Both men have given great matches these first three rounds, but it was more surprising Hikuleo fell to Chase than ELP losing to Khan. And though Sanada was the main event, since he was the hometown hero, I feel Okada VS Taichi was the best match overall. Those two really pushed the pace and the time limit, the fans loved it, and the finish being a quick pin and not a finisher was great stuff to keep Taichi strong. Something about that is fitting as Taichi is the current KOPW Champion, aka currently holding the belt that represents the concept Okada helped introduce. Okada still goes over to prove he is better than the concept he “created,” but he didn’t want to make the KOPW Champ look week, for the sake of the concept he created.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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