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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (7/25/23)

A & B, round 4!

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Whose luck runs out in the fourth round?

Sanada is 3-0 in A Block, and Kazuchika Okada is 3-0 in B Block! Will either man still be leading the G1 Climax after tonight?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS Great-O-Khan; Ospreay wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Gabe Kidd; Shota wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS KENTA; Kenta wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Yota Tsuji VS Chase Owens; Tsuji wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Tanga Lao VS El Phantasmo; ELP wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: Ren Narita VS Hikuleo; Hikuleo wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS YOSHI-HASHI; Okada wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Kaito Kiyomiya; Sanada wins.

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Here are the current A Block standings.

Sanada: 3-0, 6 points
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-0-1, 5 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-1, 4 points
Chase Owens: 2-1, 4 points
Ren Narita: 0-1-2, 2 points
Shota Umino: 0-1-2, 2 point
Yota Tsuji: 0-2-1, 1 point
Hikuleo: 0-3, 0 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings.

Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
Taichi: 2-1, 4 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-1, 4 points
Tanga Loa: 1-2, 2 points
Kenta: 1-2, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-2, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 0-3, 0 points

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS Great-O-Khan!

The United Empire was bound to clash being in the same block, and perhaps it is misfortune that it happens here in the fourth round. But will the IWGP United States Champion stay strong? Or will the Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Champion soon have the upper hand?

The bell rings and the two tie right up! They’re in a deadlock as fans rally and duel. Khan powers Ospreay back a few steps, but Ospreay digs in his heels! Even so, Khan puts Ospreay on the ropes. The ref calls for the break, Khan lets off with pats on the shoulders, and fans applaud. Ospreay gets right up in Khan’s face, stands him up tall, and CHOPS! But Khan doesn’t flinch! Ospreay fires forearm after forearm but Khan just brushes himself off. So Ospreay dares Khan to try! Khan Mongolian Chops! Ospreay drops to a knee, but he rises up. Khan Mongolian Chops again! Ospreay drops to a knee again, but he rises back up.

Khan Mongolian Chops again, but Ospreay SOBATS! Ospreay whips, but Khan blocks! Khan whips, Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to BOOT! Ospreay runs, but into a back drop! Fans fire up for Khan while Ospreay flounders. Khan drags Ospreay up to suplex high and hard! Cover, ONE! Khan wraps onto Ospreay with a HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Ospreay kicks around to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer as Khan lets off, but Khan kneels on Ospreay’s face! The ref reprimands, Khan steps away, and fans rally. Khan drags Ospreay back into a chinlock, and digs his knee in! Then he throws elbows down into the shoulder!

Ospreay endures as Khan goes back to the chinlock. Fans rally up, Ospreay fights around, but Khan shifts to a headlock. Khan grinds Ospreay into the mat, but Ospreay fights back up. Ospreay throws body shots, but Khan ELBOWS him on the neck! Khan whips Ospreay to a corner, but Ospreay reverses! Ospreay runs in but only gets buckles! Khan CLUBS Ospreay on the back, and fans fire up as Khan sits on his throne! But Ospreay slips out to JUMP STEINER! Fans fire up as Khan goes flying! Ospreay drags Khan up, fires forearms, then whips. Khan reverses but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER!

Fans fire up again while Khan bails out. Ospreay hurries over, to PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Khan! Fans fire up again and Ospreay says “IKU ZO! <LET’S GO!>” Ospreay drags Khan up and puts him in, then aims from the apron. Khan rises, fans rally, and Ospreay springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Khan hangs tough, but Ospreay drags him to a drop zone. Ospreay goes up the corner but Khan anchors him. Ospreay CLUBS Khan but Khan TRIPS Ospreay! And then SLAM DUNKS him off the buckles! Then runs to BOOT Ospreay down! Cover, TWO! Ospreay hangs tough and fans rally up again.

Khan puts some stank on his hands, but Ospreay blocks the Mongolian Chops to give Kawada Kicks! Ospreay pulls the ponytail and turns Khan around, to CHOP! Ospreay fires the fans up, but Khan catches him for a HITSUJIGOROSHI! Ospreay claws at the hold and fires fists from below, but Khan knees him in the back! Khan scoops Ospreay, carries him over, and DUMPS him outta the ring! Ospreay hits apron on the way down! Khan goes out after Ospreay and tells cameramen to move. Khan drags Ospreay up to whip him hard into railing! Ospreay sputters as he falls, but Khan opens the gate!

Fans move aside as Khan brings Ospreay into the seats. Khan BOWLS Ospreay into chairs! The ref has Khan go back to the ring while he checks Ospreay, but Khan goes looking for something. Khan brings out a chair from under the ring! Khan drags Ospreay back to the ring, to RAM into railing! Khan has the chair, and he JAMS Ospreay! And SMACKS him on the back! The ref reprimands but Khan pushes Ospreay into the ring. Khan covers with one hand, but the ref won’t count that. This ref is following Red Shoes’ example, taking outside shenanigans into consideration. Khan drags Ospreay up and reels him in.

Khan scoops, but Ospreay slips free to HOOK KICK! Fans fire up as Ospreay powers up the arm! Ospreay aims from the corner, Khan sits back up, but Khan avoids Hidden Blade! Khan shoves the ref at Ospreay but Ospreay moves, so the ref hits buckles hard! Ospreay storms up, into MIST!! Khan blinds Ospreay with clear mist, then trips Ospreay to the PANCAKE BRIDGE! TWO, and Khan waistlocks to bridge! TWO, suplex to PANCAKE! TWO!?!? Ospreay escapes and he says he can’t see! Khan runs in to clothesline Ospreay out! Fans rally up and Khan PLANCHAS?! Fans fire up even more as Khan takes Ospreay down!

Khan drags Ospreay up and into the ring, then clamps on the IRON CLAW! ELIMI-NO, Ospreay flips through to SUPERKICK! And he swats the lariat to HOOK KICK! Ospreay runs, into a LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and we hit 10 minutes! Khan vows to end this and he goes up, to MOONSAULT!?? Cover, TWO!!! Khan is busting out Ospreay-esque moves and yet Ospreay is still in this! But the Monster Rage boils over! Khan IRON CLAWS, then ELIMIN- NO, JUMP KNEE! But HELL STABS! Khan runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!?!? Khan survives but Ospreay fires up!

Ospreay calls his shot, springboards, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Khan survives but Ospreay puts him in the drop zone! Ospreay goes up to CORKSCREW SENTON!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Khan earns 0)

Ospreay truly took a “Leap of Faith” with that corkscrew, and now he is victorious! Khan sure tried some nasty tactics, but Ospreay lets it slide, and even offers Khan a hand. Khan accepts it and the fans cheer. The United Empire is still strong, will they take over the G1 one way or another?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Shota Umino VS Gabe Kidd!

The Roughneck has two points from two draws, while this War Dog has two wins for four points. Will Gabe be able to beat Shota in time? Or will he feel the Paradigm Shift firsthand?

Not again! Despite Shota entering through the crowd, Gabe still blindsides him! Fans boo but Gabe doesn’t care, and he takes Shota’s jacket to wear as his own! Gabe mocks Shota’s entrance then tells the fans off. Gabe then lashes Shota with his own jacket! And again! Gabe drags Shota up to CHOP him! Gabe then headlocks to bring Shota along, and ROCKS him with a forearm! they go down the bleachers, Gabe CHOPS Shota again, and fans boo more. Gabe headlocks Shota again to bring him down to the ground level, and POSTS him! Gabe puts Shota in the ring, and he tells the ref to ring the bell!

The ref reluctantly does as told, and Gable runs to COMEBACKER LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Shota is still in this and Gabe is furious. Gabe drags Shota up, drags him through the ropes and to the apron, but Shota fights the suplex! Shota throws body shots, fires forearms, and fans rally! Shota hits Gabe again and again, but Gabe ROCKS Shota back! Gabe reels Shota in, to suplex him to the apron! Shota flops to the floor and Gabe dusts himself off while fans boo. Gabe then goes looking around, and he goes out to just grab an empty chair! Fans boo and commentary tells him not to go this far but Gabe says he’s gonna do what he wants!

But the ref stops Gabe from using the chair on Shota, so Gabe throws the ref into the ring. Gabe wants a ring count now! The count begins, Gabe paces around, and fans rally for Shota. Gabe lounges on the top rope, fans boo, but we’re at 7 of 20! Gabe says HE is the future of NJPW, not Shota! Shota stirs at 10, sits up at 12, but staggers around at 14 and flops back over! Shota gets up at 16 and hops in at 17, but Gabe stands him up to CHOP him down! Gabe digs his boot into Shota’s head, but fans boo and the ref reprimands. Gabe lets off at 4, sits Shota up, and KICKS him in the back! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up but Gabe smirks then flips everyone off. The fans cheer Shota on but Gabe goes out to snatch a fan’s Shota banner! Gabe CHOKES Shota with it! Fans boo, the ref counts, and Gabe lets off at 4. Gabe then flosses his cheeks with the banner! Then he spits on it! Gabe throws it back to the crowd as they boo, but he just soaks it all up. Gabe eggs Shota on, and Shota rises. Gabe talks trash, but Shota throws a forearm! But there’s no power behind it! Shota gets mad and he fires another forearm, but there’s still not a lot of power. Shota gets angrier, the fans rally for him, and he fires another forearm, but Gabe ROCKS him with a right!

Gabe reels Shota in, EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Shota is still in this and Gabe grows frustrated. Gabe drags Shota up, reels him in, but Shota fights the lift! So Gabe CLUBS away on Shota. Gabe runs, but Shota catches him for the DROP and BASEMENT UPPERCUT! Fans fire up as Shota grits his teeth and checks his neck. Shota whips Gabe to a corner, runs in, and UPPERCUTS! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but fans still rally. Shota nods and he drags Gabe up. Shota clinches but Gabe fights the suplex! Shota knees low, snapmares and clamps onto an arm, to then throw down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS!

Fans fire up as Shota uses the Blackpool Combat Club special and just drives those elbows in! Shota then drags Gabe up, clinches, but Gabe fights with elbows of his own. Gabe CLUBS Shota, runs, but into a DROPKICK! Shota then hurries to the corner, climbs up, and fans rally. Gabe stands, and Shota BLINDSIDE MISSILE DROPKICKS! Shota then drags Gabe up, for SAVING GRACE! Cover, TWO! Gabe is still in this but Shota just fires up again. Both men rise, and Shota sees Gabe go to the corner. Shota drags Gabe up, hoists him up top, and then climbs up after him. Fans rally again but Gabe fights the clinch!

Gabe CLUBS Shota, ROCKS him with a forearm, but then Shota just laughs! Gabe throws more shots but Shota gives them back! They brawl up top, Shota gets the edge and Gabe wobbles! Shota clinches, but Gabe BITES an ear!! The ref reprimands, Gabe lets off, and fans boo. Gabe drags Shota up with a HANGING FACELOCK!! The ref counts, Gabe lets Shota go at 4 and Shota flops down! Fans boo more but Gabe hops down and catches his own breath. Gabe scuffs Shota but the fans continue to rally. Gabe snarls and he KICKS Shota in the back! Gabe scuffs Shota more, mocks the new Ace, “What you got? What you got?!”

Gabe SPITS at Shota! Fans boo more and Shota stands. Shota scowls and swings, but Gabe ROCKS him first! Shota BOOTS, Gabe CHOPS, but then Shota clinches for the EXPLODER! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Gabe sputters as he rolls to a corner, and Shota rolls to the opposite end. We reach 10 minutes as both men stand. Shota runs corner to corner but Gabe BOOTS him! But Shota rebounds to UPPERCUT Gabe at the ropes! Shota goes out, SLINGSHOT DDT! Shota then watches Gabe flounder and the fans rally up. Gabe rises slowly, Shota runs in, kick and underhooks! But Gabe sends Shota at the ref!

Shota stops himself, and then he blocks Gabe’s low blow! Fans boo Gabe, and Shota reels him in, POP-UP UPPERCUT! Then IGNITION!! Cover, TWO!! Gabe survives but Shota fires up! Fans are with him as he underhooks, but Gabe waistlocks. Shota switches, Gabe elbows free, then he grabs at the ref. Gabe sends the ref at Shota! Shota moves the ref aside but Gabe HAYMAKERS! Fans boo the closed fist, but Gabe hits a SAIDO!! Cover, TWO!?! Shota survives and Gabe can’t believe it! The fans rally up for Shota again, but Gabe flips them off. The fans boo, Gabe drags Shota up, and Gabe hooks a leg!

Shota fights the lift, Gabe CLUBS him on the back, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Gabe runs, but into a POP-UP CLINCH for DEATHRIDER!! Shota then drags Gabe right up as the fans rally, for PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, SHOTA WINS!

Winner: Shota Umino, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Gabe earns 0)

Comeuppance bites this War Dog in the butt, and Shota is now even with him at four points each! But while 1-1-2 looks weird, will this be what helps Shota stay ahead in the block?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS KENTA!

The KOPW Champion, the Holy Emperor, suffered his first loss in the G1 at the hands of Kazuchika Okada. The Defy Wrestling Champion, the Fang Revived, suffered another loss, and at the hands of Will Ospreay. In another clash of champions, who has the worse luck in round four?

As Taichi makes his entrance, Kenta mocks the sing-along by strumming his Defy title as a bass guitar. And then Kenta is surprised Taichi has a belt at all. Kenta then says HIS belt means more, even though it’s not from NJPW. Taichi takes off his coat and fans cheer for the KOPW belt. Kenta raises his Defy belt and fans cheer again. Taichi holds up the KOPW belt and fans cheer even more! Kenta raises his belt again, and he still gets cheers, but it sounds like the NJPW belt is more popular. Kenta is annoyed by that, and Kenta shouts at Yoshinobu Kanemaru on commentary. Kanemaru hops into the ring and fans cheer him on.

Kenta raises his Defy belt, and fans cheer. Taichi gets on a corner and raises his KOPW belt and fans cheer. “Uncle Nobu” wants another sample, and so Kenta stands on a corner to raise his belt. Fans cheer, but then Taichi stands back on the corner, pops the pecs and holds up the belt, and fans cheer even more! Kanemaru declares… TAICHI the favorite! Kenta gets mad, kicks Kanemaru and then throws him out! But what did he expect from Taichi’s own teammate? But then Kenta CLOBBERS Taichi with the Defy belt! The ref missed that, but he still rings the bell and counts the cover! TWO!!

Kenta is even more upset, and he drags Taichi up. Fireman’s carry, GO TO- NO, Taichi blocks! And ROCKS Kenta, then hits a DANGEROUS SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Kenta survives and both men are down while Kanemaru returns to commentary to ask what the heck. Both men in the ring rise and fans rally up. Taichi stands first, and Kenta wants him to hold on. Kenta apologizes for all that, but then he RIPS Taichi’s pants off! He denies Taichi his moment, but Taichi still hits AX BOMBER! Fans fire up as Taichi aims from the corner now! JUTEN- NO, Kenta dodges to fireman’s carry! Taichi slips off, but Kenta grabs the ref!

Taichi pushes Kenta to ropes so the ref goes along for the ride into the O’Conner Roll! But then Taichi keeps it going into the TAICHI GEDO CLUTCH! But the ref can’t count! Taichi would’ve won by now! Taichi lets off and gets mad at the ref. Kenta then scurries to his corner, grabs his Defy belt, and he takes aim again! But Taichi dodges the belt shot to SOBAT! Fans fire up with Taichi and he aims. BUZZSAW, but Kenta uses the belt as a shield! And then LOW BLOW! Roll-up, the ref counts, KENTA WINS!!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)

Kanemaru is furious on Taichi’s behalf but the Fang Revived still stole one from Taichi! Kenta then hurries away before Kanemaru can do something about it. With this, Kenta leapfrogs near the top, will he still make this his G1?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Yota Tsuji VS Chase Owens!

The GENE 1 isn’t going so well, as Tsuji only has one point from a draw. However, the C1 is feeling good with two wins and four points. Will the Crown Jewel continue to shine? Or will Tsuji find a way to break diamonds and finally score a win?

Chase insists on the ref checking Tsuji, and then he CLOBBERS Tsuji! Fans boo as Chase stomps Tsuji and the bell rings. Chase CHOKES Tsuji, the ref reprimands, but Chase whips Tsuji to ropes and CLOBBERS him again! Cover, TWO! Chase keeps his cool as he paces around. Chase drags Tsuji up, hooks the arms but Tsuji gets away to the outside. Chase pursues to RAM Tsuji into railing! Chase brings Tsuji around, and whips him into more railing! Fans rally for Tsuji but Chase drags him up. Chase brings Tsuji around, to whip again, but Tsuji sends Chase into railing now! Chase hobbles and fans rally for Tsuji more.

Tsuji stalks Chase, SMACKS him off the apron, and then SMACKS him off the apron again! Tsuji goes up to the apron and fans cheer, but Chase YANKS Tsuji down! Fans boo but Chase hurries back up as the ring count starts. But Tsuji jumps to TIGER FEINT KICK! Tsuji keeps himself on the apron with his feet in the ropes! Tsuji then stands up, climbs the corner as we pass 10 of 20, and he ASAI MOONSAULTS Chase down! Fans fire up with that show of agility, but the count is now 15! Tsuji brings Chase up and into the ring as fans rally behind him. Chase rolls all the way to the far side and bails out, but Tsuji just takes aim!

Fans fire up as Tsuji builds speed! Chase gets up, but Tsuji avoids his shoulder! But Chase avoids the knee! Tsuji avoids the lariat but Chase avoids the shoulder to KNEE Tsuji, and Chase hits a HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! Chase rolls back in and he stomps Tsuji around. Chase drags Tsuji up, headlock punches, but claims it was his palm. Fans boo as Chase stands on Tsuji’s head and mocks the LIJ fist. Chase then fishhooks Tsuji’s face! The ref counts, Chase lets off and he drags Tsuji back up. Chase shoves Tsuji to ropes to then ROCK him in the back! And then another shove, for another forearm to the back!

Chase brings Tsuji up, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Tsuji hangs in there but Chase paces around. Chase kicks at Tsuji, but Tsuji just grins? Chase slaps Tsuji around, taunts him, and stands him up to fire a forearm! But Tsuji still grins! Chase fires more forearms, but Tsuji eggs him on. Chase throat chops! No more smiling there, and Tsuji fires forearms in return! Tsuji runs, wheelbarrows, but Chase rolls him and shifts to a CROSSFACE! Fans cheer Chase’s agility and technical ability! Tsuji endures, moves around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Chase lets off at 4, and paces around.

Tsuji goes to a corner, Chase runs in but Tsuji dodges! Tsuji comes back, but Chase dodges! Chase runs in but blocks a boot, only for Tsuji to bring him down with DOUBLE KNEES! Fans rally, Chase rises, and Tsuji fires up! Tsuji fires forearm after forearm, whips Chase but Chase reverses. Tsuji ducks ‘n’ dodges to BOOT Chase down! Fans fire up as Chase goes to a corner, and Tsuji runs in, but Chase puts him on the apron. Tsuji ROCKS Chase first, then climbs the corner! FLYING RANA! Chase tumbles out of the ring and fans fire up as Tsuji takes aim again! Tsuji builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit into the railing!

Fans fire up as Tsuji rises and roars! Tsuji hears the “YO~TA! YO~TA!” and he puts Chase in the ring. Cover, TWO! Chase is hanging tough but Tsuji stays focused. Tsuji kicks Chase to ropes, taunts him, and Chase fires a forearm! Tsuji knees low, reels Chase in, but Chase wrenches out, only for Tsuji to ROCK him! Tsuji runs in, into a BOOT! Back suplex off buckles, and then SAIDO! Chase hits the combo, and then he runs in at the corner, forearm smash! Short arm LARIAT! RUNNING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Tsuji is still in this and Chase is annoyed. Chase fireman’s carries, but Tsuji fights free!

Tsuji kicks low, suplexes, but Chase fights it! Chase wrenches out, fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Tsuji is still in this and we hit 10 minutes. Chase takes aim, runs side to side, but Tsuji avoids the C-Trigger to JUMP KNEE! Tsuji runs, SPEAR into C-TRIGGER!! Chase wrenches, hammerlocks, JEWEL HEIST!! Cover, ONE?!?! C-TRIGGER!! Underhooks and lift, but Tsuji back drops! Chase sunset flips and high stacks, TWO! BACK ELBOW! Chase runs, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB, into a RUNNING KNEE of Tsuji’s own!! Fans are thunderous as Tsuji hauls Chase up!

Tsuji suplexes, but Chase powers out to SUPERKICK! Tsuji roars, Chase fires off a strike fest, but Tsuji ROCKS Chase with one shot! Chase roars and runs in, into a HEADBUTT!! Tsuji looms over Chase, and he still smiles! Tsuji runs, CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives but Tsuji isn’t done there! Fans are thunderous as Tsuji roars and aims at Chase. Chase rises, Tsuji runs in, GENE BLAST SPEAR!! Cover, Tsuji wins!!

Winner: Yota Tsuji, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Chase earns 0)

And with that, Tsuji finally hits the bull’s eye! Is there still time for Tsuji to blast off to the top of the block?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Tanga Lao w/ Jado VS El Phantasmo!

The Silverback is just ahead of the Headbanga in the block with his one win, but that could all change. Will Loa be able to go Ape Shit on ELP? Or will Loa’s run face Sudden Death?

The bell rings and fans rally up. ELP offers a handshake, and Loa says okay, and accepts. They hug it out, both bonded by no longer being Bullet Club 4 Life. Fans rally up and ELP wiggles out of his shirt. Loa says thumbs up, 20/10. But then ELP wants Loa to take off the shirt, and the fans cheer for the same. Loa shimmies and shakes, but says no, he’s shy. ELP is bummed and says shirts off. Fans cheer for that, too, and Loa considers again. ELP even asks nicely, “Onegaishimasu!” Loa obliges and fans cheer. The two tie up, and Loa shoves ELP away. ELP comes back, they tie up, but Loa again shoves him away.

The two reset, tie up, ELP waistlocks then headlocks but Loa powers out to run ELP over. Things speed up, ELP DROPKICKS, but Loa rebounds to run ELP over! Fans cheer, Loa applauds, but ELP gets up to clothesline Loa and himself out of the ring! ELP then brings Loa up to CHOP! Loa shakes his head, so ELP CHOPS again! The chops hurt ELP’s hand as much as anything, but he still CHOPS again! Loa kicks low, brings him around, and Loa whips him at railing! But ELP LEAPS over them clean! Loa runs in, but ELP ROCKS him first! ELP hops up, TORNADO- NO, Loa blocks that and he TOSSES ELP back over!

ELP lands on his feet, SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICKS again! Loa wobbles, ELP hops up to the next level, and he has fans scoot over to make room! ELP runs and FLIES to take out Loa! Fans fire up for “E L P! E L P!” while both men are down. ELP rises first, shakes out the arms and he brings Loa back up. ELP puts Loa in the ring, fans applaud and rally up, and ELP hurries up the ropes! SPRINGBOARD SWANTON! Then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Loa is still in this but ELP slashes his throat! ELP reels Loa in, calls out his shot, but the arms do bother him. ELP still tucks Loa in, only for Loa to power up!

Loa whips ELP away, runs in at the corner, but ELP goes up and over and handsprings, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard, into a SPEAR! Loa intercepts ELP and both men are down! Fans fire up and both men rise slowly. Jado coaches Loa and Loa shakes out the stars. Loa drags ELP up, CLUBS him on the back, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! ELP ends up all folded up but Loa aims from the corner. ELP rises, Loa runs in, and he clotheslines in the corner! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Cover, TWO!! ELP is hanging tough and fans rally back up! Loa storms over to ELP and drags him up.

Loa reels ELP in, suplexes, but ELP slips free to roll Loa up! TWO!! ELP hurries to reel Loa in and turn him, but Loa fights the backslide! ELP keeps trying, he brings Loa down, cover! TWO!! Loa escapes but ELP runs up, only for Loa to block the cradle! Loa scoops ELP to swing him, for a SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! ELP survives and fans fire up! Loa drags ELP up, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! ELP barely gets that arm up in time! Loa stalks ELP to ropes, drags him up and around, and then suplexes again! Loa marches around with ELP and fans rally, before the JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives again!

Loa grins and shakes his head, he didn’t think ELP was this tough. Loa looms over ELP, and he rains down forearms! Loa then lets off and the ref checks ELP. ELP’s still in this so Loa goes to a corner. Loa climbs and fans rally, but ELP trips Loa up first! ELP then hurries up after Loa, brings him to the very top, and fans rally up again! But Loa fights the superplex and throws body shots! Loa then HEADBUTTS ELP and ELP falls to the mat! We pass 10 minutes, and Loa adjusts his position. Loa drags ELP up to the top!? But ELP powers out to GAMANGIRI! ELP then resets things, and he GAMANGIRIS again!

Loa wobbles up top and fans fire up as ELP throws off his elbow pads! ELP climbs, goes to the very top, but Loa turns Steiner into SUPER POWERBOMB!! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! Loa crawls over to ELP, pushes him over for a cover, TWO!!! ELP survives and fans are thunderous again! ELP is shaking, and he pounds the mat as he fires up! Fans are with him, and he fires off shots on Loa! Loa grits his teeth and takes them all! ELP SLAPS! Loa SLAPS!! Loa scoops, carries ELP around, and runs, but ELP slips off! GHOST PIN! ELP WINS!!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

The Headbanga toughed it out and he finally gets on the board! ELP puts Loa at the bottom of the block now, but Loa still shows ELP respect by helping him up. Will these two still find their way to the top as the G1 rolls on?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: Ren Narita VS Hikuleo w/ Jado!

The Son of Strong Style has kept pace with rival Shota, in that he has two points but no wins. But that is still better than the Young Guerrilla having no wins and no points! Will Hikuleo keep from falling to 0-4? Will Shota actually get a W?

The bell rings and the two stare down as fans rally up. Then they tie up, and Hiku shoves Narita away. Narita gets up and Hiku eggs him on. They circle, Narita gets around Hiku but Hiku avoids the drop toehold, only for Narita to avoid the stomp. Hiku says it was that close, and the two reset. Hiku then calls for a test of strength, but also mocks Narita with how much taller he is than Narita. Narita goes for another drop toehold but Hiku avoids it again. Narita tries again but Hiku grabs that leg to stand Narita up! Narita fights the choke grip! Narita throws forearms, ROCKS Hiku, but then Hiku shakes his head.

Hiku swings, Narita dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! Hiku staggers, Narita runs, but Hiku BOOTS Narita down! Fans fire up and Hiku stomps Narita around. Narita throws hands but Hiku CLUBS him back down! Hiku drags Narita up, ROCKS him, and then storms up to Narita at the ropes. Hiku ROCKS Narita again, but Narita fires a forearm! And another! And another! Hiku boots but Narita blocks! Narita ROCKS Hiku, Hiku runs back in but Narita dumps him out! Narita goes out and kicks Hiku! Narita whips, but Hiku blocks! Hiku then whips Narita hard into railing! Narita goes down in a heap!

Hiku drags Narita up, brings him around, and gives him an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Fans fire up while Hiku paces. Hiku drags Narita up, puts him in, and fans applaud as Hiku steps back into the ring. Hiku looms over Narita, drags him up, and ROCKS him with a forearm! Narita sits in a corner and Hiku digs his boots in! The ref counts, Hiku lets off, and then Hiku drags Narita up. Narita fires forearms! Hiku fires them back! Hiku then TOSSES Narita across the ring! Fans fire up and Hiku aims. Narita drags himself up, Hiku runs in, but Narita dodges! Narita runs in, but Hiku scoops him! But Narita shifts around to a SLEEPER!

Hiku stays standing, and he RAMS Narita into the buckles! Hiku is free and Narita is the one sputtering. Hiku drags Narita up, but Narita gets a leg! Narita drags Hiku down, turns him over, but Hiku BOOTS Narita away! Fans rally as Hiku stands and shakes out the legs. Hiku storms over to Narita, Narita stands and Hiku CHOPS! Hiku then scoops, to POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally but Hiku drags Narita up. Hiku suplexes, holds Narita up, but Narita slips free to hop on, SLEEPER! Hiku shakes and scoops Narita, to SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! Fans rally and Jado coaches Hiku as both men are down!

Hiku rises in the corner, Narita goes to the opposite. Hiku runs in to SPLASH! And then scoop, to SNAKE EYES! Hiku runs to LARIAT! Hiku hauls Narita back up to suplex, BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Narita survives falling from such a high place, but Hiku has something even bigger planned! Hiku hauls Narita up, whips him, but Narita avoids the scoop powerslam! Narita BOOTS, but Hiku choke grips! Narita goes after that arm but Hiku RAMS him into buckles! Narita runs in, dodges Hiku and WHEEL KICKS! Fans fire up, Narita runs to BOOT, but Hiku stays up! Hiku roars, Narita runs, and BOOTS again!

Hiku is still up so Narita goes again! Narita avoids Hiku’s boot to NECKBREAKER DROP! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Hiku goes to ropes and Jado coaches him but Narita aims from a corner. Narita runs in to BACK ELBOW! Narita facelocks but Hiku’s too big to suplex! Narita kicks at the legs, runs, and BOOTS again! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Narita gets a leg! KNEEBAR!! Hiku endures, kicks at Narita, but Narita pulls on the leg more! Hiku fights, so Narita lets go to then tie up the legs! They roll, Narita holds on, and he tries to turn Hiku over!

Hiku is big but Narita stomps him into place! Only for Hiku to get the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets go in frustration and we pass 10 minutes. Narita roars, brings Hiku up and clinches, but Hiku is too big to Belly2Belly! Hiku HEADBUTTS! And fireman’s carry! But Narita slips around to a SLEEPER! Hiku RAMS Narita into buckles, but Narita holds on! Hiku starts to fade, Narita shifts to COBRA TWIST, but Hiku throws Narita right off! Narita roars, runs in, into the SNAP POWERSLAM!! Fans are thunderous as Hiku rises and calls his shot! Hiku clamps onto Narita, drags him up, CHOKE- ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!!

Narita has the arm! Hiku kicks around and stacks Narita, TWO! Narita lets the arm go, but LEAPING STOMPS!! Cover, TWO!!! Hiku survives and fans fire up again! Narita roars, and he goes up the corner! Hiku rises, Narita leaps, but into the choke grip! But Narita SLAPS! And SLAPS! But Hiku SLAPS! And choke grips! To CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, HIKU WINS!

Winner: Hikuleo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Narita earns 0)

Finally a W for the Young Guerrilla, and that means he is no longer the bottom of the block! Will Hikuleo use this breakthrough to gain more ground in the G1?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS YOSHI-HASHI!

Chaos clashes with Chaos as the Rainmaker battles with the Head Hunter! Will Okada assert his dominance by going 4-0? Or will Hashi shock the world by winning against one of the best?

The bell rings and the fans rally and duel as the two stare down. Okada and Hashi circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Okada powers Hashi back step back step, and puts him on the ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break, and Okada lets off slowly. Okada actually hits Hashi, though! Fans cheer as Okada dares Hashi to give one back. So Hashi does! They throw forearms back and forth and fans fire up! Okada knees low, headlocks, but Hashi powers up and out. They RAM shoulders and neither man falls. Okada runs, they RAM shoulders again and neither man falls. Okada eggs Hashi on so Hashi runs, only to duck ‘n’ dodge and run Okada over!

Fans fire up as Hashi paces. The fans seem strongly behind Hashi compared to Okada now, and Hashi brings Okada up. Okada knees low, runs, but Hashi follows to trip Okada up! Hashi drags Okada outside, CLUBS then CHOPS him! Okada comes back to BOOT Hashi, and DDT to the floor! Fans rally, Okada paces, and then Okada brings Hashi up. Okada POSTS Hashi! Hashi falls in a heap, some fans boo, but this is the new, meaner Okada who doesn’t care. The ref count starts, climbs to 10 of 20 pretty quickly, and Okada puts Hashi in at 12. Fans applaud and Okada steps in to bring Hashi up.

Okada snapmares Hashi at the ropes, then runs to BASEMENT DROPKICK! Okada then has a cocky cover, but Red Shoes doesn’t allow that. Okada stands on Hashi with his whole foot, but Red Shoes still disregards it. Okada steps away and paces while fans rally up. Okada brings Hashi up and around, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Okada scuffs Hashi and paces again. Okada gives Hashi some mocking knee strikes to the chin, but Hashi gets up to go forehead to forehead. Hashi then fires off forearms! Okada ROCKS Hashi with just one! Hashi falls against ropes but Okada stands him back up.

Okada whips, Hashi reverses but Okada ducks ‘n’ dodges, only for Hashi to dropkick the leg out! Fans fire up as Hashi is turning the tide! Okada goes to a corner, Hashi runs in and CHOPS! Hashi whips to CHOP again, then he mule kicks and runs, BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi and Okada goes to another corner. Hashi runs in to clothesline! Then turn and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Hashi keeps cool while Okada crawls. Hashi rallies the fans and he brings Okada up. Hashi suplexes to hang Okada out to dry, and then he runs, but Okada hops down! So Hashi dropkicks the legs out!

Fans fire up as Okada goes to the floor and Hashi pursues. Hashi has fans move aside so he can hang Okada out to dry on the railing! Hashi then goes side to side as fans fire up, and Hashi DROPKICKS Okada off railing! Fans fire up with Hashi again and Hashi drags Okada up. Hashi puts Okada in the ring, fans rally, and Hashi climbs the corner. But Okada anchors Hashi! Hashi CLUBS Okada, and again, and again, but Okada ROCKS Hashi back! And again! Okada CLUBS Hashi now, then climbs up after him. He wants cameramen to move? Because Okada fireman’s carries! But Hashi CLUBS Okada back!

Hashi sunset flips, to RUNNING POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Okada is still in this but Hashi isn’t giving up! Hashi drags Okada up, fisherman’s, but Okada fights the suplex! Okada pries the hold open and CLUBS Hashi back! Hashi kicks but Okada blocks and spins Hashi! Hashi blocks the boot to CHOP! Okada sputters to a corner and fans fire up with Hashi! Hashi runs back in, but Okada pops him up to an Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Both men are down again as we hit 10 minutes! Fans rally, Hashi clutches his neck and Okada catches his breath. Okada aims from a corner, Hashi rises, and Okada runs in to BOOT!

Hashi staggers around but he stays up, so Okada BOOTS him again! Hashi leans on ropes now, and fans rally. Okada BOOTS again, but Hashi roars! Hashi fires forearm after forearm, but Okada just nods! Okada and Hashi go forehead to forehead, and then forearm for forearm! Fans rally as the two pick up speed! They go back and forth, Okada ROCKS Hashi again, but Hashi shakes that off. Hashi throws a strike fest, and CHOPS! Okada sputters again and fans fire up! Hashi whips, Okada reverses but Hashi avoids the dropkick! To SUPERKICK! Fans fire up with Hashi and he drags Okada back up!

Hashi fisherman’s for the KUMA- NO, Okada fights free, gets around, DISCUS- DOUBLE LARIATS! Both men stagger around, and then they go forehead to forehead again. They start throwing SLAPS back and forth! Fans fire up as Hashi roars, but Okada SLAPS! And SLAPS! And CLUBS Hashi down! Okada runs, but Hashi LARIATS! But Okada’s right up to SHOTGUN!! Hashi is in the corner, he comes back, but Okada catches him! Ripcord, HASHI MAKER?! Hashi hits first and fans are thunderous! Hashi fisherman’s, KUMAGOROSHI!! Cover, TWO!??! Okada survives but the fans are electric for Hashi!

Hashi roars and he brings Okada back up. Hashi turns Okada, full nelson, pump handle, but Okada fights Karma with elbows! Okada hooks the ropes and Red Shoes calls the break. So Hashi LARIATS up close! Okada sputters to the corner and Hashi goes to the opposite. Hashi runs in, but Okada dodges! And Alabama, back drop to cover! TWO!!! Hashi escapes by nanoseconds! Okada swings, into the full nelson! But Okada wrenches out, and wraps on the MONEY CLIP!! Hashi fires body shots but he’s already fading! Okada squeezes tighter but the fans rally behind Hashi! Hashi sits down, Okada lets him go and drags him back up!

Okada paces, short arm- NO, Hashi blocks that! Hashi ducks the next, waistlocks, and we hit 15 minutes as Okada CLUBS away! Hashi kicks low! Hashi roars, runs, but into the DROPKICK! Okada hurries to haul Hashi up, scoops him, LANDSLIDE! Fans fire up and Okada roars! Okada drags Hashi back up, ripcords, RAIN- NO, Hashi ducks it to pump handle and KARMA CRADLE!! TWO!?!? Okada escapes with nanoseconds to spare, and then he shoots around! Ripcord, but Hashi ducks again! Only to run into a scoop! Hashi slips off, to SUPERKICK! Okada staggers, Hashi waits and jumps on, but Okada fights off the crucifix for a TOMBSTONE!!

Okada reels Hashi in to ripcord and RAINMAKER!!! Cover, Okada wins!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)

Okada shows everyone that he is NOT Easy Pickings, he is an all you can eat buffet! But he and Hashi still fist bump in respect. Okada is now the first to 8 points this year, will he continue to stand atop the mountain that is the G1 Climax?

 

G1 Climax 33, A Block: SANADA VS Kaito Kiyomiya!

The main event is a battle for the top spot in the block, between two students of Keiji Mutoh! Will the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion shine brighter than the Supernova? Or will Kaito avoid a Skull End?

Fans rally up for Kaito but Sanada tunes that out. The bell rings and the two circle, and now the “SA-NA-DA!” comes out. The chants are equal according to Red Shoes, and the two feel things out. They tie up, Kaito wrenches and wristlocks but Sanada wrenches to wristlock back. Kaito fights the hold but Sanada twists the wrist harder. Kaito rolls, cartwheels, slips through and wrenches back! Fans cheer this technical exchange, and Kaito wristlocks again. Sanada rolls, trips Kaito, and drops to a toehold. Kaito fights with a chinlock but Sanada pulls on the leg. Kaito headscissors and wants the arm, but Sanada moves around.

Kaito shifts but Sanada stands, so Kaito hammerlocks. Sanada reaches down but Kaito keeps his feet back. Sanada switches the hammerlock onto Kaito but Kaito switches it right back onto Sanada. Sanada endures, but Kaito wrangles him to the mat. Fans cheer again, and Kaito SNAP LOCKS the arm! And again! And then drives knees into it! Kaito pulls harder on the hammerlock, but Sanada reaches back for a headlock. Kaito bridges over to put on the pressure, and then moves around the way to twist the hammerlock again. Fans applaud, and Kaito goes to hook another arm. Sanada resists, fights around, and sits up.

Sanada stands, reaches back, and headlocks. Kaito endures the grind, throws body shots, then brings Sanada down to a knee. Kaito pops out the back, but Sanada stands up. Kaito wrenches to hammerlock, but Sanada throws body shots. Sanada powers out but Kaito runs him over! Things keep moving, Sanada hurdles, but backflips as Kaito holds ropes to stop himself! Kaito runs in but Sanada avoids the Shining Wizard! Sanada runs but Kaito blocks the Shining Wizard! Fans are thunderous as these two stand off! The chants are dueling, “SA-NA-DA!” “KAI~TO!” The two circle, approach, and then Kaito runs!

Kaito ducks, dodges, slides under and arm-drags for an armlock! Sanada headscissors, Kaito kips free and DROPKICKS Sanada down! Cover, ONE!! Sanada runs in, into another arm-drag! Kaito has the armlock again and fans fire up! Sanada endures, even as Kaito digs a knee into his head. Sanada fights up, reaches out but Kaito keeps him from ropes. Sanada arm-drags but Kaito arm-drags right back to keep the armlock! Fans rally and duel, Sanada fights up again, and he goes around to go up the ropes and FLYING ARM-DRAG, only for Kaito to arm-drag and keep the armlock! Fans cheer as Kaito then drops an elbow on the arm!

Kaito keeps on the armlock but Sanada fights up again. Kaito hooks a leg to keep Sanada down, then he shifts to CLUB the elbow! Sanada pulls hair, Red Shoes reprimands, but Sanada still whips free, only for Kaito to CLOBBER him! Kaito elbows Sanada, whips, but Sanada reverses. Sanada runs in, Kaito ELBOWS him away, and then goes up, FLYING FOREARM! Sanada bails out and Kaito watches as fans rally. Kaito builds speed to FLY over the corner!! Direct hit and down goes Sanada! Fans rally harder for “KAI~TO!” while he brings Sanada back up. Kaito puts Sanada in the ring and waistlocks! Kaito deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!

Sanada is still in this and fans rally up again. Kaito hooks Sanada’s arms in chicken wings! But Sanada fights the lift! Kaito CLUBS away on Sanada, then chicken wings him again! TIGER- NO, Sanada arm-drags free! Sanada dodges to dropkick the legs, then he DROPKICKS Kaito down! Kaito flops out of the ring and fans fire up for Sanada again. Sanada PLANCHAS and down goes Kaito! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans do get louder as Sanada goes around the ring and Sanada is satisfied. Sanada returns to fetch Kaito, and he brings Kaito around to put him in the ring. But Sanada keeps Kaito on the apron! MAGIC SCREW to the floor!

Sanada looms over Kaito as he writhes, and then he drags Kaito up. We hit 10 minutes, Kaito pushes Sanada away but Sanada CHOKES him against the railing! Red Shoes reprimands, Sanada lets off, and Kaito sputters as he goes to the ring. Sanada pushes him in, covers, TWO! Kaito is hanging tough but Sanada paces. Sanada drags Kaito up to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Sanada keeps cool. Sanada drags Kaito up, fireman’s carries, but Kaito fights free! Kaito shoves Sanada to a corner, runs in, but into an ELBOW! Sanada QUEBRADA, and he has Kaito in the dragon sleeper! SKULL- NO, Kaito slips free to DOUBLE STOMP Sanada’s leg!

Fans fire up while both men are down, and Sanada clutches that knee. The dueling continues, but the “KAI~TO!” is louder. Kaito goes to ropes, sees Sanada stand, and Kaito dropkicks the leg! And then dropkicks the leg again! Kaito goes to a corner, climbs up top, and he MISSILE DROPKICKS the leg! Sanada writhes but Kaito brings him up! DRAGON SCREW! And then step over, into the FIGURE FOUR!! Sanada endures and fans rally up again! Sanada pries at the hold but Kaito pushes his leg back down! Sanada claws at the mat but Kaito thrashes around to put on the pressure! Sanada keeps his shoulders up, and he works to turn it over!

Kaito fights the turn to keep the hold on Sanada! Kaito and Sanada glare at each other, and Sanada even eggs Kaito on! So Kaito THRASHES! Sanada’s shoulders are down, Red Shoes counts! TWO!! Sanada almost didn’t realize! Sanada powers up and pushes off the mat, and he TURNS IT OVER! Kaito now suffers the pressure! But then Kaito turns things back over! Sanada endures all over again, and Kaito puts on more pressure! Sanada reaches out, but Kaito thrashes some more! Sanada sits up, but he’s turned away from the ropes! We hit 15 minutes as Sanada continues to endure, and Sanada scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

Fans cheer and Kaito undoes the hold. Sanada clutches the knee, but Kaito drags him up. Kaito chicken wings, for the TIGER PLEX! But Sanada lands out!? Only for his bad leg to jam!! Kaito smirks and he stalks up behind Sanada. Kaito drags Sanada up and has the bad leg! But Sanada CLUBS away! Kaito UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, then runs! But Sanada avoids the rolling elbow to underhook and TIGER DRIVER!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Sanada kips up!? He hobbles but the bad leg held together! Sanada then drags Kaito up, fireman’s carries, T K O!! Cover, TWO!

Sanada slaps the bad leg into working, and we hit the three minute warning! SKULL- NO, Kaito fights the sleeper, so Sanada gives him a SKULL SWING! Then he puts Kaito in the drop zone, to go up and ROUNDING BODY- NO, Kaito moves and Sanada lands on his feet, to jam the bad leg! SHINING WIZARD from Kaito!! But Kaito can’t make the cover! Fans are thunderous and dueling, and Kaito rises first. Kaito drags Sanada up but Sanada UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS, but into a hook, and ELBOW! Kaito runs, ROLLING ELBOW! But Sanada DROPKICKS right back! Two minute warning as Kaito JUMP KNEES! And TIGER PLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!!!

Fans are electric as time is ticking away! Kaito powers up, drags Sanada up, and Kaito chicken wings! TIGER DRIVER 23!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Sanada survives Kaito’s best but Kaito isn’t done yet! Kaito is all fired up, and he aims from a corner! Sanada rises as we hit the last minute! EVOLVED- POP-UP CUTTER!!! Sanada stops Kaito’s second best shot, and he aims from a corner! Sanada SHINING WIZARD!! But he isn’t done, he clinches to DEAD- ROLL-UP FROM KAITO!! TWO!!!! Kaito staggers up and we hit 30 SECONDS! Sanada gets around, O’Conner BRIDGE, but Kaito pops free to O’CONNER BRIDGE!! TWO!!!

We hit TWENTY SECONDS as both men stand! ROLLING ELBOW, ROLLING ELBOW, and then a RUNNING- RANA!!! Cover, TWO!!! TEN SECONDS! SHINING WIZARD!!! Cover, SANADA WINS!!!

Winner: Sanada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kaito earns 0)

With just TWO SECONDS LEFT, the Cold Skull pulls out the win!! But with how close this came, and how close Kaito came to winning it himself, is this a sign that the G1 could still become the GREEN 1?

As for Sanada, after taking his kneepad off to alleviate the pressure, and getting the belt back around his waist, Sanada sits down while he has the mic. Sanada tells Kaito, “Coming here from another promotion, alone, fighting in the toughest tour in the whole country… That took guts. Let’s do this again sometime.” Fans cheer both Sanada’s show of respect, and the idea that these two could meet again. Fans cheer for “KI-YO-MIYA! KI-YO-MIYA!” while he’s helped away by Young Lions. But then Sanada says, “Hold on a moment. I’m the one who won today, so please, get out of here. Thanks for coming.” Fans laugh as Sanada goes back to not respecting Kaito.

Sanada stands, and says, “I’m Sanada, the man who loves this place more than anywhere else in Japan. Do you mind if I borrow someone from commentary for a moment?” Fans cheer as he of course means Kanemaru. Just as last time Sanada won the main event, he calls on “NOBU-JI! NOBU-JI!” and the fans chant along. Kanemaru leaves commentary and joins Sanada in the ring. And just like last time, Sanada brings up how Just5Guys were in a shampoo commercial. So check that off the bucket list. Next is winning all the way to the G1 Championship! Fans like the sound of that, too!

Sanada then says that “today’s gift… The Gift… Well, unfortunately… There’s no spotlight operator today, so that’s a bit of a problem. But hey, should we give it a go?” Fans cheer, they still want the gift! The lights go down and the “stars” come out as fans get their phone lights on. Sanada says, “Who needs a spotlight? This is even more peaceful and beautiful. Anyway, with a gift, it’s the thought that counts. “OI, KORAKUEN! See you next time!” The gift was sent and fans are happy, but will the best gift of all be the one that closes out the G1 Climax finals?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Sanada: 4-0, 8 points
Kaito Kiyomiya: 2-1-1, 5 points
Shota Umino: 1-1-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Chase Owens: 2-2, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-2-1, 3 points
Hikuleo: 1-3, 2 points
Ren Narita: 0-2-2, 2 points

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 4-0, 8 points
Will Ospreay: 3-1, 6 points
Kenta: 2-2, 4 points
Taichi: 2-2, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-2, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-3, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Tanga Loa: 1-3, 2 points


My Thoughts:

Another great round for NJPW and the G1. For one, great first wins from Shota, Hikuleo, Tsuji and ELP, each with different story beats. Shota humbles Gabe, Hikuleo leaves Narita as the last winless participant, putting some pressure on Narita next round, and ELP has respect for Loa while Loa has respect for ELP. While Bullet Club could have multiple civil wars to fight, I’d also love for ELP to unite with the Guerrillas of Destiny against Finlay’s War Dogs to avenge all of the different expulsions from the group. Tsuji’s win was just about a great match with Chase Owens, who himself continues to come into his own as a singles guy.

Ospreay VS Khan was such a great opener, especially with Khan not holding back just because he’s facing a friend. Ospreay wins to keep just a step behind Okada, that is going to be an awesome match. Okada VS Hashi was itself an awesome match, with the fans loving how Hashi pushed Okada. Okada’s win over an IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champion plants a seed for Dream Team (Okada & Tanahashi) VS Bishamon (Hashi & Goto) in a rematch from this year’s Anniversary Show back in March, but that’s only if Okada doesn’t win the G1 for a third year. Kenta getting a fast and dirty win off Taichi, that could give us an awesome KOPW Championship feud, and I’d love to see what match types Kenta invents.

And of course to follow the awesome Okada VS Hashi, we got an awesome, truly down to the wire main event. If they’d messed up anything along the way, they would NOT have had those two seconds to spare and we would’ve had a rather awkward main event draw. But that shows just how good Sanada and Kaito both are, being they’re both Mutoh’s students, as Sanada was in NOAH when he was first starting out. And of course, the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion wins out over the NOAH visitor.

Sanada continues to have excellent promos, especially with him getting to show personality. At first, fans were onboard because they liked his strong, silent type vibe, as well as the juxtaposition of him being so cold yet still giving the “love confession.” And now fans are onboard because they want to see Sanada be more open and that’s what he’s getting to do. Sanada is IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, so he doesn’t have to win the G1, but he’s surely on his way to being a semifinalist, and might even meet old rival Okada to see who goes on to the finals. And if that’s the case, that match is going to be awesome, too.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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