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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (8/11/23)

What’s next for The Bloodline?

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SmackDown… ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!

Roman Reigns is STILL Undisputed Universal Champion, with help from an unlikely source. But is Jimmy back in the Bloodline? Or is this something different?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Asuka VS Charlotte Flair; No Contest.
  • AJ Styles w/ Mia Yim VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux; Styles wins.
  • LA Knight VS Top Dolla w/ Hit Row; Knight wins.
  • WWE United States Championship: Austin Theory VS Santos Escobar Rey Mysterio; Rey wins and becomes the new WWE United States Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

Asuka VS Charlotte Flair!

The Empress of Tomorrow lost her WWE Women’s Championship, but not to the Queen! Bianca Belair pulled off an incredible victory in the Triple Threat, but even then, Bianca isn’t champion because Iyo Sky cashed in her Money in the Bank contract! With all eyes on a new target, who wins here to go after the Evil Genius?

The bell rings and fans rally as the two stare down. Asuka and Charlotte circle, tie up, and go around. Charlotte wrenches to a wristlock and she keeps Asuka from ropes. Asuka flips through ropes, wrenches back and has the wristlock. Fans rally, Charlotte cartwheels and wrenches, but Asuka fires forearms and a SOBAT! Asuka runs, RAMS Charlotte, but she stays up! So Asuka shoves her! Charlotte shoves Asuka, forearms fly, and fans fire up as the shots are heavy! Charlotte then runs Asuka over! Fans fire up, things speed up, Charlotte rolls and then dodges Asuka to hurdle. Asuka avoids the rollback to DROPKICK Charlotte down!

Fans fire up, Asuka storms up to KICK Charlotte! And KICK! And KICK! And KICK, but Charlotte blocks! Charlotte trips Asuka, has the legs, but Asuka kicks her away! Charlotte BOOTS Asuka back down! Fans “WOO~!” for Charlotte as she storms up on Asuka. Charlotte whips corner to corner but Asuka reverses. Charlotte tumbles up and out and BOOTS back again! Charlotte goes up the corner, fans fire up, but Asuka ROCKS her first! And then TOSSES Charlotte down! Asuka goes up a corner, to MISSILE DROPKICK! And then she runs in, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is still in this but Asuka grins as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Charlotte PLANCHAS out onto Asuka! Fans fire up with The Queen and she drags Asuka back into the ring. Charlotte goes up the corner again, but Asuka stands, so Charlotte CROSSBODIES! She rolls through and fans fire up as Charlotte storms around. Asuka stands, into a CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! The CHOPS keep going, the “WOO~” echoes out, and Asuka falls over! Charlotte scoops to FALL AWAY SLAM! Charlotte kips up, goes to a corner, runs in to handspring and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Asuka is still in this but now Charlotte grins. Charlotte stalks Asuka and waistlocks.

Asuka fights with elbows, but charlotte ducks a kick to shove. Charlotte then follows, to SPEAR! Charlotte doesn’t stop there, she has the legs, but IYO SKY is here! She AND Damage Control swagger on stage to show off that Women’s Championship, and Asuka cradles Charlotte! TWO!! Charlotte escapes, but Asuka ROUNDHOUSES her! But Charlotte BOOTS her in return! Both women are down, and Bayley has everyone cheer for Iyo! The ref has a standing count on Asuka and Charlotte, both rise at 5 of 10. Charlotte ELBOWS Asuka, Asuka ROCKS Charlotte, and why is Bayley on the apron?

The brawl continues, Charlotte sees Bayley and takes a swipe! Bayley gets away, and Charlotte turns around into a CODE BREAKER! But Iyo gets up to springboard, DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK on Charlotte & Asuka!

No Contest

Fans are torn as DMG CTRL mugs Asuka and Charlotte! Bayley & Iyo high-five while Dakota cheers on the outside. Fans start booing more than anything, and Bayley RAMS Charlotte into buckles! Iyo SHOTEIS Asuka, then POSTS her! The WWE Women’s Champion holds up her title, then she and DMG CTRL head out. Dakota tells them to cheer their new champion, Iyo Sky! Will nothing stop DMG CTRL from taking control?

 

Backstage interview with Santos Escobar.

Kayla Braxton is with “The Sensational” Emperor of Lucha, and asks what his mindset is tonight ahead of his US Championship match. Escobar says in Spanish and then in English that there is only one word to describe it: confident. Escobar says tonight, he has Austin Theory’s number. And tonight- THEORY ATTACKS! Theory throws Escobar around, and wants Escobar to tell him what he’s got! BACK SUPLEX ON A TRUNK! Theory throws hands, says HE’S the champ, but refs try to back him off! Theory SLAMS a trunk lid on the leg!! The rest of the LWO rushes in and Theory runs off! Did Theory just make sure he WON’T have to defend his title?

 

We check in with the trainer’s room.

Escobar’s leg is heavily iced up, will he be unable to compete tonight?

 

AJ Styles w/ Mia Yim VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux!

Have we had this 1v1 match before? Yes. But as the saying goes, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Will the Phenomenal One and Michin have the answer to stopping the apocalypse? Or will Styles once again #FallAndPray?

SmackDown returns as Kross & Scarlett make their entrance. The bell rings and the two rush in! Styles DROPKICKS, then runs in at the corner. Kross BOOTS Styles away, then runs up, but Styles catches Kross for a BACKBREAKER! Styles then gets the legs, ties them up and has a MUTA LOCK! Kross endures, pries at the crossface, but Styles still has the legs. Kross fights up, and he throat chops Styles! Styles sputters and goes to ropes, but Kross whips him and back drops him! Fans rally for Styles but Kross snarls as he aims from a corner. Styles goes to the other, Kross runs corner to corner to clothesline, ELBOW and FOREARM!

Kross wants to feel Styles’ hate! And then he clinches to EXPLODER! Styles flounders, Kross shouts, “Who’s the man?!” Fans boo, they don’t think it’s him. Cover, ONE!! Styles then fires body shots, but Kross knees low. Kross throws hands, whips Styles into a corner, then fires off haymakers. Kross whips corner to corner hard and Styles falls back! Mia coaches Styles but Kross stomps him down. Kross drags Styles up to bump him off buckles but the fans rally up. Scarlett tells them to shut up, but Styles fights back! Kross CLUBS Styles and Styles almost falls off the corner! Kross drags Styles back up and climbs up.

Kross stands Styles up, but Styles slips under to trip Kross! Kross hits buckles, and Styles clotheslines him out! Fans fire up while Scarlett worries. Styles says if Kross wants hate, here it is! But Kross blocks the sliding knee! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto the announce desk! Styles writhes and Kross roars as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz! LARIAT takes Kross down, and Styles adds a SLIDING FOREARM! Fans fire up with Styles, and he runs in at the corner to clothesline! Fireman’s carry, but Kross slips off! Kross shoves Styles then puts him on the pron. But Styles ROCKS Kross! Fans fire up, Styles takes aim, springboard, PHENOMENAL- NO, KROSSJACKET!! Kross has Styles caught, but Styles endures! Styles reaches out, pushes off buckles, and rolls to a cover! TWO and Kross keeps the Krossjacket! Fans rally, Styles fights up again, and Styles goes back to a corner to RAM Kross into buckles!

Fans fire up as Styles hops up, QUEBRADA! Then a suplex, but Kross fights! So Styles hits the REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Kross survives, messy as all that was. Scarlett coaches Kross but Styles brings him up for Kawada Kicks! Kross falls over and fans rally up. Styles goes to the apron and takes aim again, to springboard 450 SPLASH!! Cover, Scarlett helps with the ropebreak!! Fans boo but Mia storms up! The Head Baddie chases after, but Scarlett dodges and the boot hits post! Then Scarlett DECKS Mia! Fans boo but Styles scowls. Kross storms up to CLOBBER Styles! Kross then hits the DOOMSDAY SAIDO!

Kross says time’s up, and he throws off the elbow pad! Kross winds up, but Styles ducks the Kross Hammer to ENZIGURI! Styles reels Kross in, but Scarlett distracts on the apron! So Mia YANKS her down, and TOSSES her over the announce desk! Fans fire up but Kross wrenches out! Styles PELES! And then STYLES CLASH!! Cover, Styles wins!!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall

History does NOT repeat itself as Styles finally gets the better of Kross, and Mia even gets the better of Scarlett! Will The OC be able to move on from doomsday now? Or will Kross & Scarlett try to double down?

 

Cathy Kelley is by the trainer’s room.

She is waiting on an update on Escobar’s condition but Theory walks over to say he’s upset that he won’t get to defend his US Championship tonight. He knows Escobar is toilet paper, where you just look at him and he falls apart, but- REY storms over, producers keeping him back. Rey tells Theory not to get ahead of himself, because Escobar will be ready for tonight. Oh yeah? Theory hopes so, because he was concerned~! Rey wants to take a swing but the producers pull him back again! Theory gets away with this, for now. Will Escobar make it to the title match like Rey promises?

 

EDGE IS HERE!

Calgary, Alberta, Canada fires up as The Rated R Superstar returns to SmackDown! And while he’s hit his 25th anniversary as a WWE superstar, just what is the occasion? We find out, after the break!

SmackDown returns and Edge is in the ring with a mic. Fans are all fired up, and Edge tells Calgary that he knows what they’re thinking. “Edge, what the heck are you doing here? You weren’t advertised.” And Edge knows he has his 25th anniversary celebration coming up in his hometown of Toronto, Ontario–and don’t boo them while he’s in here–but Edge saw Calgary was on the docket. And it has been way too long since they’ve seen each other! Fans cheer that! Edge says he just needed an excuse to be here, so here it is: next week, in Toronto, Edge wants a match! And Edge wants a match against a man he has never faced 1v1, even in all the time they’ve both been in the WWE

That’s crazy, right? Because that man is Sheamus! They have history together, a lot that people probably don’t know about. Sheamus is honestly the reason Edge is still standing here. Fans cheer that as Edge explains Sheamus is the man who lit a fire under Edge to get back here and do this again after nine years retired and a triple neck fusion. Fans cheer that, and Edge says Sheamus has a YouTube show, Celtic Warrior Workouts, and he wanted to do a show in Canada with Edge. Sheamus wanted to do some challenges, so Edge thought okay, get him on a mountain bike. Make him look like “an albino gorilla making love to a volleyball. And he did.”

Edge also thought he’d see Sheamus wipeout. That’d be funny, to Edge. But then Sheamus didn’t, Edge did! 20 miles per hour, a downhill jump, and Edge rolled to his feet thinking that fans would wonder, if Edge can do that, why can’t he wrestle? Then the lightbulb lit. Fans cheer for that! Edge said to himself, maybe he can do the thing he’s supposed to do, again. So fast forward to Royal Rumble 2020 and Edge is getting ready. He needed to see if he was really ready, so who did he call? Sheamus. And Edge knew Sheamus would be honest with him and let him know. Sheamus came over, stayed with Edge, and became a part of Edge’s extended family.

Edge takes a moment as fans chant “Thank You, Sheamus!” Edge says they got into a ring every day and kicked the crap outta each other! And Edge realized after that, he was ready. Edge says now, he is here in Calgary to prove it. So Edge needs an answer. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Brawling Brutes and the Celtic Warrior, Sheamus! Fans fire up as the Brutes make their way out! Sheamus smiles and high-fives the front row as he goes to the ring. Sheamus, Ridge Holland & Pete Dunne step into the ring and Edge hands Sheamus a mic. Edge says good to see the boys.

Sheamus asks what’s the crack! What a man! What a Canadian! But Edge mentioned that Celtic Warrior Workout footage, and it so happens Sheamus held onto that footage! So Calgary, whaddya say to seeing the footage that got Edge back in the saddle? Roll it! It was 2019, these two riding down the trail, and Edge wipes out right in front of Sheamus! “That was a good one!” Edge got some road rash, sure, but otherwise okay. Edge says he can’t believe Sheamus showed Edge’s bare white butt cheek on TV. Did they really have to do that? Sheamus wants Edge to remember, he’s shown a lot more than that on TV before.

Edge says okay, well-played. But fine, ya red-headed yeti. Edge has something in return! The picture of Sheamus, borrowing a bike from Edge’s daughter, Ruby. Sheamus thought they were gonna “burn” that picture. Take it down already! But anyway, listen. Truth is, mate, this is Edge’s platform. He could hit Sheamus on the chin all he wants, at least his chin isn’t as big as Edge’s. Oh, okay, yeah, Edge has shovel-face, whatever. What does Sheamus have to say about the challenge? Sheamus says he’ll get serious, and brings up a story that maybe Edge doesn’t remember, and many people don’t know.

Sheamus was at a crossroads, unsure if he’d continue following his dream of pro-wrestling or go back to some IT job or whatever. And he was working in Dublin, the WWE came into town, the O2, and everyone was there! Sheamus saw this as the perfect chance to ask for advice and get things going again. He got the cold shoulder from everyone but Edge. Fans cheer that! Edge had just wrestled, was on the two week UK tour track, he didn’t need to give Sheamus the time of day, but not only did he do that, he gave Sheamus the best advice ever, then bought him a pint of Guinness! Where Sheamus comes from, that’s a big deal!

Right there and then, Sheamus knew Edge was a world-class act. So the fact they’ve never faced each other, though Sheamus has been here 15 years, that is astonishing! The truth is, talking about being on the bike and that was the catalyst for this return… Well, without that conversation way before that, Sheamus wouldn’t be here today. Fans cheer that! Edge smiles, and says he appreciates that and appreciates Sheamus. So then, what does Sheamus say? Next week, Edge’s 25th anniversary, two grizzled veterans who’ve done just about everything in the WWE, smacking the crap out of each other for the very first time! And then, they have some Petey’s Scotch.

Fans cheer, they sure wanna see it! Sheamus hears them chanting “YES! YES! YES!” Sheamus says he is a little deaf, what do they think about Rated R Superstar VS Celtic Warrior? The fans get louder! Sheamus says, “Tell you what, fella. You swap that Petey’s Scotch for a pint of Guinness, and you’ve got yourself a deal.” The two shake on it, but then Sheamus pulls Edge in close. “Just hope you didn’t make a mistake.” Edge smiles, and the match is on! Two of the most accomplished superstars ever, facing off for the first time, who will prove to be THE greatest ever?

 

LA Knight VS Top Dolla w/ Hit Row!

Calgary goes wild for The Mega Star, and he’s ready to continue his momentum from the Slim Jim Battle Royal! But will he get caught sleeping on Dolla? Or will this be a #GoodKnight for LA?

The bell rings and B-Fab distracts already! Dolla runs in but Knight dodges to send him into buckles! Knight throws haymakers, whips, but Dolla blocks. Knight kicks and whips but Dolla reverses, and Adonis is there to trip Knight up! The ref reprimands but Dolla runs Knight over! Dolla then CHOKES Knight on the ropes, the ref counts, and Dolla lets off. B-Fab CLAWS Knight! Dolla stands Knight up to bend him back against ropes! The ref counts, Dolla lets off but Adonis sucker punches! Dolla CHOKES Knight again! Dolla lets off as the ref counts, and Knight sputters. Dolla soaks up the heat, “Who hotta than Top Dolla?”

Dolla stands Knight up, fireman’s carries, but Knight handsprings out of the Death Valley Driver! Knight fires off hands, but Dolla TOSSES him to a corner! Dolla runs in, into a BOOT! Knight goes up, FLYING BULLDOG! Fans fire up with Knight but Adonis gets up, so Knight DECKS him! Knight then has everyone spell it out! “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! BFT!! Cover, Knight wins!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall

Dolla got dropped like a number one hit single, and Knight gets the mic to echo “YEAH!” with the fans. “LEMME TALK TO YA!” Doesn’t matter where you go in the world, doesn’t matter where Knight goes, Monday Night Raw or Friday Night SmackDown, doesn’t even matter if you call yourself AWESOME~… Or if your name’s Uncle Phil. In the end, you know whose game it is! With everyone saying, L A KNIGHT, YEAH!! The #YeahMovement is rolling, but will it be unstoppable all the way to a title shot?

 

Rey helps Escobar gear up.

Adam Pearce walks in and says that the trainer has cleared Escobar, but he wanted to look Escobar in the eyes to see if he’s good to go. Escobar says yeah, he can go. Okay, then. The match is still on! Theory “wants” this match, too, but will his attack earlier guarantee a win?

 

Bobby Lashley sits with The Street Profits.

This trio is in the lounge with some wine, and the Profits have their secret handshake. Lashley says tonight is a celebration of them destroying what was, and creating an alliance that will guarantee a future with “unlimited possibilities.” They say the saddest thing in life is untapped potential. When Lashley sees the Profits, he sees a ton of talent. It isn’t completely untapped, they have done great things. But last week was something special. Dawkins says sneakin’ folks in suits, it doesn’t get much better than that. Ford says that was great, going out there with his best friend, but things feel… unfinished.

Lashley wants them to think what they can do together. Power, control, championships. It is all waiting for them to take. So what he’s saying is, sky’s the limit! It looks like SmackDown is ready for some new blood to take over. Well they better fall in line then, fam! Cheers!

 

WWE United States Championship: Austin Theory VS Santos Escobar!

After losing to him a few weeks ago in non-title action, The Now made sure that his challenger would be at far less than 100% for the rematch. Will Escobar show that even at less than 100%, he’s still better than a healthy Theory?

NO, WAIT! Theory CHOP BLOCKS Escobar at the ramp!! Fans boo as Theory laughs and taunts Escobar with his belt. The rest of the LWO rushes out again, and then so does Adam Pearce and a medic. Theory has the mic to “apologize” that the fans don’t get to experience Austin Theory Live. But hey, he wanted to defend this title! Guess he can’t since Escobar is just too weak! So ref, get over here and raise the Greatest of All Time’s hand, cuz he’s the greatest! Fans boo, Theory soaks it all up, but Pearce says it’s not going down like that! Theory IS defending his title, right here, right now… against Rey Mysterio!!

Fans are thunderous and Theory is furious, but Rey is even more so! Rey rushes in, Theory swings on him, but Rey dodges to fire off! Rey ROCKS and KICKS, then blocks a kick to KICK Theory! Theory is on ropes, Rey BOOTS him out! Fans fire up again and Rey goes to the apron! FLYING RANA sends Theory down! Rey slides back in, and this match will officially begin after the break!

WWE United States Championship: Austin Theory VS Rey Mysterio!

SmackDown returns and this match is already going, and Theory carries Rey around, talks a lot of trash, but then Rey counters to a RANA! Theory hits buckles, Rey goes up the corner, and Rey FLYING SEATED SENTONS! Things keep moving, Rey springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Rey keeps his cool and he eggs Theory on. Rey stands Theory up but Theory ELBOWS him! Rey ELBOWS back, then QUEBRADAS, but Theory catches Rey! Theory aims for a corner, but Rey slips off to send him into buckles! Rey then goes up, but Theory CLUBS him on the back! Theory then Electric Chair Lifts, but Rey fights!

Rey spins and sunset flip BOMBS Theory into buckles! Cover, TWO! Theory is still in this but fans fire up behind Rey. Fans chant for “619! 619!” and Rey brings Theory up. But Theory BOOTS Rey! Rey staggers, Theory brings him up and fireman’s carries. But Rey slips out of A-Town to ENZIGURI! Rey then 619s Theory in the back! Then dropkicks him to the ropes, redials, and 619- NO, Theory blocks! Theory pops Rey up but the back gives up! Rey LEAP FROG RANAS Theory to ropes, for the 619!! And DROP THE DIME! Cover, REY WINS!!

Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall (NEW WWE United States Champion)

The King of Lucha Libre is once again a champion! And the Now is now the FORMER! Will this loss finally humble Theory? The LWO is there on stage to celebrate with Rey, will this be a resurgence for the team?

 

The Bloodline heads to the ring!

Roman Reigns is still Undisputed Universal Champion AND Tribal Chief, and he leads Paul Heyman & Solo Sikoa out on stage. They raise their fingers for the pyro, and then continue down the ramp. They then stand in the ring, and Roman raises the title for more pyro. After defeating Jey Uso, with help from Solo Sikoa and even Jimmy Uso, we hear what is next for the Head of the Table, after the break.

SmackDown returns again, and after Roman waits out the fans booing him, he asks for the mic. Heyman hands it over, and Roman says, “Calgary… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” Fans are torn, but Roman continues by asking The Wise Man, “Where’s Jimmy?” Heyman shrugs, he doesn’t know. What does he mean he doesn’t know? He hasn’t seen him? No, Heyman hasn’t seen Jimmy. He hasn’t talked to him? Heyman spoke to Jimmy this morning, and Jimmy was a bit… salty. And Heyman isn’t sure why. Wait, Jimmy quietly appears from the crowd side! Fans boo Jimmy, but he shrugs that off as he goes up the steel steps and into the ring.

Fans chant “YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT!” at Jimmy as he stands before Roman. Roman grins, and says, “Jim. Don’t worry about them, they mean nothing.” Fans boo more but Roman chuckles. Fans chant, “Where’s Your Brother?” in reference to Jey, but Roman says to not worry. Let’s be real! Roman owes Jimmy one. Just name your price! Anything Jimmy wants, it’s done! Jimmy wants a new car? Done! A boat? Better yet, a yacht! A jet, even? Done! Jimmy says he wants NOTHING from Roman! NOTHING. What he did at SummerSlam, it had nothing to do with Roman.

Roman is confused but chuckles again. Jimmy must be confused. Jimmy knows Roman, Roman can make whatever he wants happen! If it’s not material things, then what about power? Position? Jimmy can be the NEW Right Hand Man, Main Event Jimmy! But wait, here comes JEY! Fans fire up as #TheREALChief makes his way out to the ring! Jimmy is a bit wary, but so is Solo Sikoa. Jey storms right up to the ring, gets in and he turns Jimmy around to face him! Jey snatches Jimmy’s mic, stares Jimmy down, and fans rally behind Jey. “I’m about to throw 37 years down the drain right now if you don’t tell me why you did it!”

Jey pushes the mic back into Jimmy’s hands, and Jimmy takes a moment. “I did what I did at SummerSlam, Jey, because I love you.” Fans boo and Roman laughs, that doesn’t sound right. Jimmy knows people think he betrayed Jey out of jealousy, but Uce, if you really wanna know why… Jimmy did it because he was afraid. He was afraid to LOSE Jey! If Jey beat Roman at SummerSlam, he’d be Tribal Chief, and then what? What happens to the Usos? Huh? HUH? Not only that, Uce, but on top of being Tribal Chief, Jey would inherit all that power, and that’d make Jey just like Roman! CORRUPTED!

Jimmy says that the power of Tribal Chief has gone to Roman’s head! Roman’s been playing them! Jimmy would never be able to live with that if he let Jey become “an egotistical, lying, manipulative assh*le like Roman Reigns!” Roman is amused hearing those words thrown at him. Fans chant “ASSH*LE!” at Roman and that annoys him. But Jimmy says that is the truth! He was afraid of what Jey would become. If he doesn’t believe that, fine. If he cuts Jimmy off, fine. If he hates Jimmy for the rest their lives, fine! Jimmy didn’t do it to step on Jey’s shine, to take anything away from him, but because he LOVES Jey!

If Jey wants to kick Jimmy’s face off and unleash 37 years of pain, just give it to him. Fans are torn on that, as is Jey. Roman nods, he wants to see it. Jimmy waits, Jey shakes his head. Jey turns around and won’t even look at Jimmy, so Jimmy walks away. Fans boo, and Roman laughs like a hyena. What’d he tell you? The perfect “I told you” moment! What was he saying this whole time? Jey was gonna mess this whole thing up cuz he’s stupid, a hot head, thinks with his emotions! Jey doesn’t know what he’s doing! This isn’t about Jey & Jimmy! Ain’t about them anymore! Tonight is about one thing and one thing only, as it has been the last three YEARS! How do they not get this?! “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!” SUPERKICK!!! Down goes Roman!!

Solo rushes Jey and CLOBBERS him! Solo rains down fists, drags Jey back up, and SAMOAN- NO, Jey dodges to SUPERKICK Solo! Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES Jey!! Fans boo but Roman is seething. Roman aims from a corner, Jimmy is still going up the ramp. Fans want Jimmy to help Jey as Roman lets out the “OOOASH~!” But Jey SUPERKICKS! And SPEARS!! Jey saves himself and fans fire up! Jey gets the mic to shout to Jimmy, “Hold up!” Jey tells Jimmy to come back here. Jimmy is confused, but does Jey mean it? Jey waves him over, the two meet at the ramp, and then Jey SUPERKICKS Jimmy!! Jey didn’t wanna hug it out, he vented his frustrations!

Fans are on Jey’s side with this, and Jey says “I’m out! I’m out the Bloodline, I’m out of Smackdown, I’m out of WWE! Deuces, Uces!” #TheREALChief, quitting WWE? Does he mean that? And what does the rest of the Bloodline do if he does?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, but quite a bit of recaps from SummerSlam, so Aftermath Syndrome continues to be a thing. Really good opening match from Asuka and Charlotte, but a little surprised DMG CTRL decided to show up and blow that one up. I guess that’s one way to celebrate Iyo becoming new champion. Bayley still has to settle things with Shotzi but you can bet Charlotte and Asuka will want after DMG CTRL, that could make for an interesting tag match or Six Woman Tag or something in there before someone steps up as Iyo’s first challenger. I refrain from saying Bianca is automatic just on the virtue of them playing up the bad leg in the Triple Threat. Maybe Bianca waits it out while Iyo takes on Asuka and then faces the winner, who will probably still be Iyo.

Solid promo from the #AlmightyProfits, though they haven’t given an official name. If Bianca were to join them on virtue of being married to Ford, they could take on The LWO, who now has the US Championship. A shame it wasn’t Escobar tonight, but Theory attacking him twice and taking him out of action so Rey could jump in makes me think this is them adjusting for what happened in the #1 contender’s match. Rey went down on a bit of a fluke moment or concussion scare, so they found a way to remove Escobar so Rey could get the title match and title win he was meant to have all along. Either way, great move to get the title off Theory, though he surely won’t got away so easily.

Really good match from Styles VS Kross, and it definitely did reference the previous match with all the antics from Scarlett. Mia countered her, of course, and Styles gets the win this time. Kinda hoping this is the end of it, as this feud never really went the same direction as Kross’ other feuds. Kross can either go after Rey again now that Rey is champ, or so can Styles since The OC also have the same faction formation as LWO and Almighty Profits. Good match and great promo from Knight as he beats Top Dolla, and boy does Michael Cole love razzing on Dolla from commentary. A little disappointed no Miz, but Knight’s promo jabbed at him so Miz will surely respond on Raw.

Great promo segment from Edge and Sheamus, especially because they were touching on real things that happened between them. I am also shocked that Sheamus VS Edge 1v1 never happened, but considering Edge’s nine years out overlaps with a lot of Sheamus’ 15 or so years in, I suppose something about that makes sense. They are going to have a great match, and I would think Edge wins that. Not sure where it’ll go from there, maybe Edge becomes an ally to The Brawling Brutes for something bigger, or… Kross goes after Edge? Kross’s whole theme is about time running out and such, maybe he’ll try to retire Edge for good.

And on top of the recap package and the constant plugging of “Hail to the Tribal Chief,” the Bloodline segment was an awesome closing segment. I knew Jimmy was gonna say what he did wasn’t for Roman, but I did not think he’d say he was saving Jey’s soul. That is a lot better motivation than what I was expecting, and he made sure to mention the jealousy angle was the wrong answer. But then Jey taking out everyone else was awesome and unexpected. Jey says he quits but that ain’t real, something is gonna happen where we get some sort of “Every Uce For Himself” match. Jey VS Jimmy VS Solo, maybe? Bloodline Fatal 4? That one might be asking for too much but what looked like a bad twist has been fixed, to a degree, and there seems to still be a lot of great story left to tell.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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