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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/8/24)

The American Nightmare is here!

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SmackDown has more than one royal family.

The Rock put out the challenge for a dream team tag match with HUGE Universal Championship implications, and now Cody Rhodes is here to respond!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Randy Orton & Kevin Owens VS Austin Theory & Grayson Waller; Orton & Kevin win.
  • Bobby Lashley VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux; Lashley wins, by disqualification.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Mia Yim; Tiff wins.
  • Dragon Lee VS Angel Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma; Dragon wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Rock arrives backstage.

He pulls up in a truck, puts on a cowboy hat, and tosses his can of Zoa Energy into the back before security accompanies him inside. There is also extra security for Roman Reigns as he arrives at The Bloodline’s private suite, and Nick Aldis himself accompanies Cody Rhodes & Seth Rollins. “The Answer” will be given tonight, but will it be verbal? Or will it get physical?

 

Logan Paul is here!

Dallas isn’t a fan of The Maverick, but the WWE United States Champion still swaggers his way out to ringside. Logan steps into the ring, belt on his shoulder, and he gets himself a mic while the fans boo. “Dallas, Texas! Dallas, you are my city of firsts. Two years ago, Logan Paul wrestled his first WrestleMania right here in Dallas. And tonight, Dallas, y’all will be the first to witness history unfold right before your eyes. If you know anything about me, you know I’m a conqueror.” The fans “WHAT?!” and Logan says he’s not playing along. “WHAT?!” Nope. Fans boo but Logan says this is his moment. “WHAT?!” “All y’all suck.”

But Logan didn’t just join the WWE to take part. He joined to take over! They can “What” but look at him now! Best rookie year of all time, United States Champion, most viral athlete in this company. Everything he touches turns to gold, nobody can get attention like him. He’s successful but he’s not talking his championship, his YouTube channel, or his podcast. Not his boxing career or even his five-star wrestling matches, you’re welcome. Fans boo but Logan says he’s talking about the thing they all love, the WWE! Ever since his first appearance in Dallas, they’ve broken all the records.

The highest viewership for every event, every single PLE sold out, the biggest deals the WWE has ever done. You don’t get it, do you? He is the secret sauce! WWE’s business is booming! The fans boo but Logan says you could almost say the WWE is in its prime. Fans boo that bad plug, but Logan says he has a surprise. Drumroll please. The drums do roll, and Logan smiles as the mat is revealed to have PRIME right on it! No, you’re not dreaming. Prime Hydration has partnered with the WWE to be the first-ever center-ring sponsor of this great organization, starting with WrestleMania and every PLE from now on.

Logan is glad the fans are as excited as he is, because now, he’d like to welcome to the “Prime Ring,” England’s finest, another social media megastar and his partner in Prime, KSI! Fans boo as KSI hops from the front row and into the ring. KSI and Logan stand together and Logan says a moment this big deserves a big photo op! People in the crowd, smile, maybe he’ll tag you. Not! But then Randy Orton makes his entrance! Logan is worried, KSI is ready to go, but where is The Viper? He can strike outta nowhere but he’s nowhere to be found. Logan gets cocky now, but that’s when Orton slithers in! RK- NO, Logan gets away!

Orton grins at how close that was, and then KSI realizes he’s alone… Logan freaks out as Orton turns KSI around, RKO!! Orton drags KSI right onto the Prime logo to really make sure everyone sees it. Orton then picks up the bottle of Prime KSI brought, gives it a whiff, and then a sip. “This is very good!” Orton says here’s some for KSI. Right on the crotch! Orton feels hydrated, will he and Kevin Owens make sure Austin Theory & Grayson Waller get the same treatment as Logan’s other friend? We won’t have to wait long, that match is after the break!

 

Randy Orton & Kevin Owens VS Austin Theory & Grayson Waller!

SmackDown returns as Kevin makes his entrance, joining Orton in the ring. A-Town Down Under is already here, and they’re keeping their distance from #RK-KO right now. The teams sort out and Theory starts against Kevin in a rematch from last week. They tie up, Kevin waistlocks, but Theory moves around to switch. Kevin switches, headlocks, and he grinds Theory down. The fans rally behind KO but Theory powers up and out. Kevin runs Theory over, tells Waller to “SUCK IT!” then runs. Theory drops, hurdles, then runs, but into an arm-drag! Kevin has the cording hold and he tells Waller, “Nobody likes you!’

Kevin brings Theory up but Theory powers Kevin to ropes. The ref counts, Theory kicks low then throws hands. Theory ROCKS Kevin, whips him, but Kevin reverses to ELBOW Theory down! And SENTON! The fans cheer while Theory sputters and tags in Waller. Kevin and Waller stare down, but then Kevin looks to Orton. Waller says no, he and Kevin should go 1v1. Kevin says yeah, but then tags Orton! The fans fire up but Waller does drop steps to keep himself confident. The two tie up, Orton puts Waller in the corner, but then lets off slowly as the ref counts. Orton pie faces Waller as he does, then pokes him in the eye!

Waller sits down, Orton stands him up, and Orton climbs to rain down fists! The fans count along, and Orton gets to nine, then hops down. Orton winds up, Theory storms up, Orton DECKS Theory! But Waller CLUBS Orton from behind! The fans boo but Waller CLUBS Orton again. Tag to Theory, he and Waller double whip, but Orton holds ropes> Orton kicks Waller, kicks Theory, then UPPERCUTS Theory! Tag to Kevin and Theory is in a corner for Kevin to clothesline! And clothesline, and clothesline, and then whip! Theory reverses, runs in, but is put on the apron. Theory somersaults in to SHOTGUN Kevin down!

Tag to Waller as Kevin bails out. Waller sucker punches Orton, then slides to LARIAT Kevin on the outside! The fans boo but A-Town Down Under soaks it all up, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Theory soaks up the heat as he has Kevin in the corner. But then Kevin fires off hands on him and Waller! Theory kicks low, fires off hands, but lets off to tag Waller. A-Town Down Under DOUBLE SUPLEXES Kevin, then Waller mocks Orton by pounding on the mat. The fans boo and Waller runs up, but Kevin says no to the stolen RKO! Waller is sent right into Theory and Theory falls! Waller staggers, the fans fire up, and Kevin hurries, hot tag to Orton! Waller freaks out like Logan did earlier, and Orton rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! Waller swings, misses, and runs into a SNAP POWERSLAM!

The fans fire up with Orton and he drags Waller up. Orton puts Waller through ropes, but Theory disrupts that! Waller HOTSHOTS Orton, but Kevin CANNONBALLS Theory! Waller RAMS Kevin into barriers, but then Orton drags Waller up by his nose! Orton has Waller in the ropes, for the DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up again and Orton hears those voices in his head! Orton waits on Waller to get back up, but Theory rises! Orton swings on Theory, Waller rolls Orton up! TWO, and Waller JABS! Orton drops to his knees, Waller tags Theory in. A-Town Down Under talk smack, but Kevin slides in!

Waller rushes Kevin, but Kevin dodges to STUNNER! Theory runs in but Kevin dodges, then POP-UP RKO!! The fans go nuts as Orton covers, #RKKO wins!

Winners: Randy Orton & Kevin Owens, by pinfall

Kevin & Orton take down Logan’s little pals, but then Logan BLINDSIDE DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans boo as The Maverick gets revenge, and brings out the brass knuckles! Logan’s used these on both men, who’s he gonna hit first? Kevin and Orton are in the corners, Logan wants one of them to stand! Orton stands first, so Logan swings, into a kick! Orton gets the knuckles! Orton swings, Logan dodges, and Orton almost hits Kevin! Orton and Kevin cool off and stand down, but those knuckles belong to Orton now. Will the Viper and the Prizefighter get their revenge on Logan soon enough?

 

Kayla Braxton has a sit-down interview with Bayley.

Kayla thanks The Role Model for joining her. It has been a rough couple of weeks for Bayley. Just last week, Dakota Kai turned on Bayley after convincing Bayley she had left Damage CTRL. What is Bayley feeling now? Bayley is hanging on by a thread. Things have felt off for so long, but she never imagined it’d get to this point. And even though DMG CTRL was faking things to her, Bayley wonders what was real. Was the friendship real? Or were they using her the whole time? And then Dakota used their history against Bayley. When Bayley was at her most vulnerable state, Dakota knew what she was doing.

Dakota manipulated and tricked Bayley, and she fell for it. Then what does Bayley have to say to those who think she’s had this coming? Well, Kayla knows well that Bayley has made a lot of enemies the past few years. And some of that stuff, Bayley did just because she liked the attention and was trying to make it to the top. But most of the things Bayley did, she did for Iyo & Dakota. She would’ve done anything for DMG CTRL, not caring who she offended. But now it’s all backfiring on her. Everything she’s built has backfired, and she’s all alone.

Then looking ahead to WrestleMania, how does this affect her preparations for Iyo Sky? Bayley says the good thing is, it ahs made her more focus. DMG CTRL made the biggest mistake in underestimating Bayley. There is a reason Bayley has been in this top spot for so long, and that is because she can adapt. Bayley built DMG CTRL with all her heart, and she will do everything in her soul to break them. The Role Model has issued her warning, will she get her revenge on her former friends?

Naomi is watching this backstage.

Bianca finds Naomi and asks what’s going on. Why is she watching Bayley crying and complaining? She did this to herself. Yeah, but Naomi still feels bad. Feels bad? Why? Bayley literally created DMG CTRL and it backfired on her. She is literally in the same spot she put Bianca in the past two years, Bianca doesn’t feel bad. Naomi says she’s had her group of girls, and she knows what it feels like when it falls apart, she ain’t cool with that. Okay, but Naomi wasn’t here for DMG CTRL, she doesn’t know. She didn’t see the mess Bayley created. And if she was, who knows, maybe Bayley would’ve gone after her, too.

So all Bianca knows is, Bayley made her bed, she’s gotta lie in it. Naomi still isn’t sure, so Bianca figures she’s said what she can. “Good luck” to Bayley or whatever. Bianca leaves, and Naomi thinks on it. Could Bayley still have someone on her side after all?

 

Bobby Lashley VS Karrion Kross w/ Scarlett Bordeaux!

The All Mighty and Mr. Doomsday have been meaning to fight it out, and so finally, they get to go 1v1! Will Lashley cancel the apocalypse with his own two hands? Or will he be made to #FallAndPray? We find out, after the break!

SmackDown returns and Kross makes his entrance, only his femme fatale by his side. The bell rings and the fans rally up for “BOBBY! BOBBY!” as he circles with Kross. They tie up, go around, and Lashley knees low! Lashley CLUBS away on Kross, has him in a corner, and whips him corner to corner to then clothesline! Lashley has the fans fire up before he RAMS Kross in again and again. Lashley ROCKS Kross with a forearm, whips him corner to corner again, but runs into a BOOT! Kross fires haymakers in return, then clamps on a facelock. Kross has the leg, to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Fans boo but Kross stomps away on Lashley.

Kross eggs Lashley on, then brings him up, but Lashley clinches! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! The fans fire up as Lashley clotheslines Kross up and out! Scarlett is upset but the fans fire up as Lashley goes out after Kross. Lashley RAMS Kross into barriers, then brings him up and around. Lashley fireman’s carries Kross, but Scarlett stands in the way! Fans boo as Scarlett again plays insurance policy. Kross then slips free to ROCK Lashley! And then he POSTS Lashley! The fans boo as Kross stands over Lashley, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Kross has an ARMBAR! Lashley endures, the fans rally up, and Lashley fights up. Lashley moves around, Kross goes for the crossface, but Lashley has the ROPEBREAK! Kross lets go but he CLUBS Lashley! Kross stomps Lashley to a corner, then brings him out for an EXPLODER! Scarlett loves what she sees as Kross paces around Lashley. The fans boo, Kross covers, TWO! Kross and Scarlett are frustrated but Kross clamps on a chinlock. Kross grinds Lashley down, but the fans rally for Lashley as he fights up. Lashley pries the hold open to fire off haymakers! Lashley runs, but Kross clotheslines him up and out!

Kross takes his time following Lashley outside, but then Lashley LARIATS in return! The fans fire up and Lashley fireman’s carries! He POSTS Kross cleanly this time! The fans fire up and Lashley storms after Kross. Lashley hauls Kross up and into the ring, then aims from a corner. Scarlett shouts to Kross, but Lashley runs in! Kross moves, Lashley stops from hitting buckles, but Kross fights off the half nelson! Kross sends Lashley into buckles! Kross then brings Lashley around, fireman’s carries, and DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS! Cover, TWO! Lashley stays in this and the fans fire up! Kross snarls and looms over Lashley as he crawls.

The fans rally for “BOBBY! BOBBY!” as hard as they can but Kross fireman’s carries again. Lashley slips free! Kross ELBOWS Lashley, runs, but Lashley dodges! MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up with Lashley and he aims from a corner. But then The AOP attack!

Winner: Bobby Lashley, by disqualification

Akam & Rezar beat down on Lashley to deny him victory, but here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins brawl with the behemoths, and Dawkins ROCKS Rezar before he BODY CHECKS him! Ford ENZIGIRIS Akam right outta the ring! The fans are thunderous as Ford then PLANCHAS AOP, only to get caught! So Dawkins adds on his own CROSSBODY! All four men fall, and Lashley gets Kross for a FLATLINER! Kross flounders, Lashley stalks him, but Scarlett slithers in! Lashley sees her first, though! Scarlett taunts Lashley since he can’t touch her, but B-Fab slides in! She turns Scarlett around to SLAP her!

The fans fire up as now B-Fab chases Scarlett out of the ring! And Lashley gets Kross in the HURT LOCK!! But the AOP return to mug Lashley! Fans boo as the monsters don’t stay down! They BLAST Dawkins, then TOSS Ford! The Final Testament mugs Lashley 3v1, and then stand him up. Kross pump handles Lashley for the FINAL PRAYER! Will nothing stop Kross and the Authors from writing this story in their favor?

 

The LWO has a big reunion!

It was The SmackDown Lowdown last week where Rey Mysterio sat with Zelina Vega, Cruz Del Toro, Joaquin Wilde, Carlito and even Dragon Lee! They were all happy that Rey was back at 100%, and that the group was back at 100%.

Elektra Lopez confronts Dragon Lee.

Back in the present, La Madrina asks The Boy Wonder who he’s on the phone with. Was it Rey? Aww. So cute. Lopez says it’s like Dragon Lee is a little kid cosplaying as Rey. Santos Escobar walks in and laughs. Does Dragon actually think he’s the “Next Rey Mysterio,” does he? Aww, poor baby. Humberto Carrillo & Angel Garza walk in, and they say Dragon is just another wannabe. Rey Who? But no, that’s not it. Dragon actually thinks he’s the future of lucha libre? Santos sets the record straight: Rey and the LWO are the past, DEAD. GONE. The present and future is Legado Del Fantasma. But Dragon… Dragon is NOTHING!

Dragon shoves Santos but then Angel shoves him down. Santos tells Dragon he’s no new Rey. And Angel says he’ll see “Chaparito” out there. Will Dragon Lee prove to Legado that whether or not he’s the future, they aren’t even the present?

 

Tiffany Stratton VS Mia Yim!

Speaking of this argument of who is the future, the Spoiled Rich Girl sure thinks she’s the future of everything. Will she at least put her money where her mouth is in a rematch with Michin? Or will Mia remind us who’s the Head Baddie In Charge?

SmackDown returns and Mia makes her entrance. The bell rings and the two rush in! Mia gets around Tiff to backslide, TWO! Mia wrenches but no Sole Food as Tiff throws Mia down by her hair! Tiff flexes, fans are torn, but Tiff bumps Mia off buckles. And then off more buckles! Mia blocks the third time, and she bumps Tiff off buckles now! Mia CHOPS, Tiff stings, but Tiff YANKS Mia into buckles! Tiff runs corner to corner to handspring and BACK ELBOW! Tiff snapmares, runs and DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Mia hangs tough but Tiff CHOKES her on the ropes! The ref counts, Tiff lets off, and she mockingly cheers Mia on.

Tiff fires forearms, then pulls hair. Mia throws body shots, then runs, but Tiff reels her in! Tiff hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Mia grits her teeth but Tiff stomps her around. Tiff puts Mia on the ropes again, and CHOKES her! Tiff runs side to side to HIP ATTACK! Mia flounders, Tiff brings her up and fireman’s carries. But Mia fights free and suplexes! Mia reels Tiff in, says “Too Sweet!” but Tiff Alabama Lifts to ALABAMA SLAM! Tiff goes to a corner, goes up and up and PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Tiffany sticks the landing and gets another big win on SmackDown! Is she going to make herself the Center of the Universe whether anyone likes it or not?

 

AJ Styles speaks.

“This is for LA Knight, and anyone else wondering why I flew across the world to do what I did at Elimination Chamber. Y’see, it’s simple. I watched YOU, LA Knight, walk around here as if you own the place. But in reality, you don’t deserve to be in the same locker room as AJ Styles. And I… I have to admit, even I thought it was funny. Until you had the audacity to steal momentum at MY expense! Y’see, I’ve been around the block a few times. And I understand this is a cutthroat place to be. So let me break it down so you, LA Knight, can understand it. You’re a overachieving, undertalented, loud mouth desperately in need of humbling. And I am a phenomenal choice for the job.”

LA Knight finishes watching that.

He chuckles and says how about he takes a practice swing. Knight SMASHES the TV, SLAMS the TV, then SMACKS the TV again! He’s waking everyone up after Styles just bored them to death! HUH!? More?! YEAH! Maybe Styles can grow a pair and show up next week! Knight’s response to Styles is clear, but when and where will these two settle the score?

 

Tyler Bate is playing WWE 2K24.

It is of course the SmackDown arena and it seems to be a free-for-all. Pete Dunne walks in and Bate mentions how the game launched today. But, uh, hey look! Dunne’s in the game! Bate figured they could beat Judgment Day in the game first, take the tag titles, stuff like that. No? Well, WrestleMania is coming up, so maybe they should hit the gym, get some extra reps. Bate pauses the game and says Dunne is right. He’ll talk with Aldis and get an update on the tag title situation. Bate hands Dunne the remote and heads out. Dunne then shrugs, and plays in Bate’s place. Is Andre the Giant in there, too?

 

Dragon Lee VS Angel Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma!

We just saw the confrontation between these two backstage, now we’ll see one in the ring! Will the Boy Wonder humble Santos’ newest henchman? Or will Angel win big for Legado this close to WrestleMania?

SmackDown returns and Dragon Lee makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two rush in, for Dragon to SHOTGUN! Dragon fires off hands, Angel shoves him away, but Dragon JUMP KICKS, trips him and COMBINACION DRAGON! Dragon then stomps away with both feet! The ref counts, Dragon lets off to go corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! Dragon keeps on Angel and CHOPS him against ropes! Dragon whips, Angel reverses but things speed up as Dragon hurdles, then Angel hurdles! Angel grabs his knee, did it jam up there? The ref checks him, Dragon doesn’t trust it, and Angel DROPKICKS him!

The fans boo but Dragon was right to be suspicious! Angel rains down fists, Dragon goes to ropes and the ref counts. Angel puts Dragon on the apron, ROCKS him, then runs to KNEE him down! Legado all taunt Dragon while he’s down on the floor, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Angel whips corner to corner. Angel then runs up but Dragon slips up and around to reel Angel in! Angel fights the bomb but Dragon powers through to lift and POWERBOMB! Legado freaks out over Dragon’s freakish strength, and Dragon huffs and puffs his way back to ropes. Dragon runs up to fire off haymakers! The fans fire up as Dragon whips but Angel reverses. Dragon CLOBBERS Angel, CLOBBERS him again, then mule kicks! And SUPERKICKS! And then ENZIGIRIS! Angel staggers to a corner, Dragon runs up, but Angel puts Dragon on the apron. Dragon buckle bumps and ROUNDHOUSES!

Dragon goes up, but Angel RISING HEADBUTTS! Angel climbs up after Dragon now, but Dragon trips him up! Angel’s in the Tree of Woe, so Dragon drops the WOE STOMPS! The fans are thunderous while Angel bails out. Humberto checks his cousin but Dragon builds speed! Dragon FLIES and takes them both out! The fans fire up and Lopez freaks out! Dragon puts Angel in, then runs corner to corner, but into a SUPERKICK!! Angel turns things around and Santos loves it! Angel whips Dragon to ropes, pops him up, but Dragon RANAS! Cover, DRAGON WINS!

Winner: Dragon Lee, by pinfall

But then Legado swarms him! There won’t be any celebrations at their expense! They whip Dragon, pops him up in the double hip toss, then TRIPLE POWERBOMB him!! Legado says this is all because of Rey Mysterio, but will the LWO come back with a vengeance?

 

Damage CTRL speaks.

Dakota Kai says, “Oh boo-hoo, Bayley! You say you put your heart into creating DMG CTRL? But let’s be honest: I’ve always been the brains.” Kairi Sane says if Bayley really was smart, she would’ve seen this all coming. Asuka adds it was easy to manipulate Bayley, it always was. Iyo Sky says, “You were never part of our vision. It was Iyo’s Era from day one.” Dakota says if Bayley wants to tear them apart, then prove it! They’ll face Bayley in the ring next week, but will Bayley even stand a chance with it being 4v1?

 

Nick Aldis visits Cody Rhodes’ suite.

He knocks on the door, but no answer. He walks in, and he doesn’t see Cody nor Seth! He asks the guards where they are, and they could’ve sworn Cody & Rollins were there! Aldis is furious, he has the guards start looking. How did The American Nightmare & Visionary pull one over on Aldis? And are they going to make sure The Rock & Roman Reigns get their answer face to face?

 

The Bloodline heads to the ring!

Dallas is torn as Roman Reigns leads the way for Paul Heyman, Jimmy Uso & Solo Sikoa as they step out on stage. The Wise Man hands over the WWE Universal Championship to the Tribal Chief so that he can lift it up and have the pyro. The Bloodline then continues to the ring, Roman holds the belt up again, and there’s the second round of pyro. The fans are still torn, but then The Rock makes his entrance with all sorts of lightning graphics! The Most Electrifying Man in All of Sports Entertainment wears another Versace vest as he makes his way down to the ring. The Rock poses on the corner, then goes to pose on the other corner.

Roman smiles as The Rock stands by his side, feeling those goosebumps on his arms. The fans are still torn, but plenty of them chant for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” Heyman hands Roman the mic, and Roman waits as things die down. Then he tells “Dallas, Texas…! Greatness stands before you now.” Roman then looks to The Rock, and offers the handshake. The Rock takes it, just like last week, and the fans boo as these two hug it out. Roman then says, “ACKNOWLEDGE US!” The fans are torn, but the ones do point to the sky. But then Cody Rhodes makes his entrance! The fans fire up and sing along, “WHOA~ OH~!”

But wait, Cody comes down from the bleachers to be among the fans! And Seth Rollins is coming in from the other side! Talk about being Cody’s Shield! Roman is moderately amused as Rollins holds up the World Heavyweight Championship. Cody & Rollins make their way down to ringside, but SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns once again, and Aldis has made his way out here with his security while Cody and Rollins step up to the apron. The Rock & Roman still stand in the ring, so Rollins & Cody step in. The fans are losing their minds seeing all four men together and staring down. They sing for Rollins, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” and that annoys Roman. Everyone in the ring has a mic, but Cody is the first to speak. “I know it’s a little tense. A lot of bad blood, but if I’m being honest… I feel very lucky to be standing in this ring. I think perhaps, the four of us should take a moment, feel this, right here in a sold-out Dallas, Texas.”

The fans cheer and chant for “CODY! CODY!” Roman is annoyed again, but Cody continues to say, “Rock, I have heard your challenge. And I’ve heard the stipulations that come with said challenge for a match, this match, a tag team match, at WrestleMania. I gotta ask… Do you have the authority to make that stipulation? I mean, I’m only asking because I believe it was last week you acknowledged Roman as your Tribal Chief.” Cody is sure we can cut through this. They wanted an answer face to face, so here is the answer- The Rock tells Cody to shut his mouth! And Rollins, “You walking clown show, you shut your mouth before you even start talking!”

The Rock says before Cody says something stupid and accepts this challenge in front of the world, let The Rock drop some gospel on his punk ass right now! The Rock acknowledged Roman as Tribal Chief because it is what family does. They are family, it is what they do. WrestleMania 40, Night 1, let The Rock reiterate the stakes. If Cody & Rollins beat The Rock & Roman on Night 1, then on Night 2, they will be free of The Bloodline. They will be free to achieve his story, and the dream of Cody’s father. But then the fans chant “DIARRHEA!” in honor of what Rollins came up with on Raw last Monday. Rollins is very amused to say the least.

The Rock waits it out, and says when he and Roman beat both Cody & Rollins’ candy asses, Night 2 becomes Bloodline Rules. Anything goes! The Rock will do anything and everything in his power to make sure Cody does not walk out as champion! That said, do Cody & Rollins- Rollins tells The Rock, “Would you shut the hell up!?” The fans go nuts as Rollins tells The Rock to once in his life, shut up! We know the stakes! The future of the WWE is on the line! But listen to him and listen good, Mr. Midlife Crisis! The Rock had his time, and damn sure can’t have theirs!

So you want the answer for the biggest WrestleMania ever? The biggest tag match ever? “WE! AC-CEPT!!” The fans are thunderous, and Roman laughs? Is Cody gonna let Rollins answer for him? Cody must be an idiot! He must be from Texas or something! The fans boo but Roman continues, “You gonna let this crossdresser make your future decisions for you?” This is it right here, Cody! When Roman beats you at Mania, that’s it! As far as Roman is concerned, Cody doesn’t get another shot, the story ends. The Rock says yes, it is over. And he’ll tell Cody and Rollins, “you walking clown emoji,” shut up and listen to The Rock now!

“Because it goes down like this: The Rock will do everything in his power to make sure that you don’t win (Cody), and to make sure that (World Heavyweight Championship) title goes away! The Rock IS a Director of the Board of TKO, which means it OWNS WWE, which means he’s your boss (Rollins) and your boss (Cody)!” The fans boo but Roman grins as The Rock says to listen. With everything in The Rock’s guts, if Cody does not complete the story and does not win, he will NEVER EVER get another shot at it again. Cody ran his mouth, the fans chant his chants, but listen. Look in The Rock’s eyes: this is family!

Roman’s grandfather looking down is proud. The Rock’s grandfather, The High Chief, is looking down. And right now, even Cody’s dad, The American Dream, one of The Rock’s heroes, is looking down. Cody is the youngest of three, right? And that his sister was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys? And that Cody’s brother, Dustin, is a future Hall of Famer? And Cody is 20 years younger than them, right? Y’know why? “Because you were a mistake.” Cody is furious, he tries to keep his cool, but then he SLAPS The Rock! The Rock drops the mic, Roman has him stay calm, and things just got a whole lot more personal! Is nothing going to stop Cody from finishing his story?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, but a lot of that was for the beginning and the end of the night. Tiffany beating Mia Yim again only does so much for her, but maybe it’ll help feed Mia’s story of feeling left out. The Good Brothers went to NXT to go after those tag titles, and AJ Styles has his feud with LA Knight, so what is Michin to do? Also, really good promos from AJ Styles and LA Knight, though Knight’s was more beating up a spare TV. Styles VS Knight really should be some kind of No Disqualification match to fit the amount of heat between them. And speaking of disqualification, a bit of a shame that’s how Kross VS Lashley ended. But of course AOP had to save Kross from Lashley. There’s another feud that deserves a No DQ match type to settle things.

Fun little promo from Bate and Dunne with Bate of course doing all the talking. Good promo segment with Legado bullying Dragon Lee before Dragon and Angel had a great match. Dragon with the quick pin win was fine, it protected Angel and also allowed for him to still be in good shape to help Legado beat Dragon down. There definitely needs to be some huge match like Rey, Dragon & Carlito VS Santos, Angel & Humberto with like Lucha Rules or some other special stipulation to not just let them all give their absolute best, but also to keep with the issue at the core of this, “Who represents lucha in WWE?”

Really good promos from Bayley, DMG CTRL and even Naomi and Bianca. Both sides of the argument between Naomi and Bianca are understandable, and I wonder if Naomi & Bianca end up the team taking on Asuka & Kairi for the tag titles. Bianca does know what DMG CTRL was like the whole time, so why wouldn’t she want her own payback on them? And really good opening stuff with Logan and the US Championship story. Logan and KSI get punked by Orton, Orton & Kevin have a really good match with Theory & Waller and of course take the win, but then of course Logan almost turns Kevin and Orton against each other. We’ve gotta be getting a Triple Threat, it’d be a shame for Orton to just completely replace Kevin in the story.

Logan getting Prime to be the name brand sponsor of WWE and their PLEs works in story, it makes for like a “you sold out” element to the story, except it’d be the WWE selling out or something. There could even be an eventual story where corporate Heel Rock treats Logan better than others or something like that. And of course, awesome stuff from The Bloodline, Cody and Rollins. They made a note of the extra security all night, but them having Cody and Rollins sneak out of their rooms unnoticed is a little silly. I still liked their Shield entrance from the crowd, and Rollins getting in The Rock’s face, we could segue into a Rock VS Rollins kind of feud after Mania, regardless of who wins what. The tag match is official, and this biggest WrestleMania ever really IS gonna be big!

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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