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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (6/5/24)

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Is Swerve’s House #NeckStrong?

Roderick Strong convinced Tony Khan to see things his way, and now he has an AEW World Championship match with Swerve Strickland! Who will be meeting Will Ospreay at The Forbidden Door?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: Orange Cassidy VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Jay Lethal VS Rey Fenix; Fenix wins and will challenge Will Ospreay for the title next week.
  • AEW TNT Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Mark Briscoe VS Brian Cage; Mark wins and advances to Forbidden Door.
  • 8 Man Tag: Blackpool Combat Club VS Magnus, Volador Jr, Rugido & Esfinge; The BCC wins.
  • Saraya w/ Harley Cameron & Zak Knight VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Saraya wins.
  • AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; Swerve wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

MJF is here!

Loveland, Colorado is all fired up for The People’s Scumbag as he finally returns to Dynamite! MJF has them cut his music, and the fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” MJF says for the folks watching at home wondering why his eyes are bloodshot and squinty, they’re in Colorado, baby! The fans cheer that, and MJF says he’s back! MJF is rocking the brand new merch, available at Shop AEW now, get yours today. Okay, he’s done shilling! He’s done. But folks, he’s here to put everyone on notice.

While he was out, nursing his wounds on his beautiful couch in his palatial estate in Long Island, New York–PS Forbidden Door is gonna be in Long Island and you can bet Daddy Max will be there, probably wrestling some rando from Mexico or Japan, doesn’t matter, get your tickets today, now done shilling… MJF was watching the show, seeing a bunch of children making bold claims on his show. One guy is saying he’s The Rainmaker. Making money, huh? Well, every time MJF sees that physique, it seems the guy can’t afford a gym membership. But then there’s another bold claimer swerving around, claiming he was the leader of the Mogul Embassy.

Hell of a leader there, getting his entire crew to turn on him. But that’s not the part that offended MJF. The part that did was Swerve referring to himself as a business mogul. Interesting. Swerverino Shane, bud, last time MJF checked, business moguls tend to go to business school. And if Swerve did, then he must’ve skipped the public speaking course. But that wasn’t even the most egregious claim! The most was from some “Cockney c*ck head, walking around saying ‘Oi! I’m the besht in the world, bruv!'” Fans do chant “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” and MJF says yeah, good stuff.

But really interesting, Willy, cuz last time MJF checked, Ospreay ain’t Chris Jericho, Jon Moxley, Cody Rhodes, Samoa Joe, Bryan Danielson, Kenny Omega, Adam Cole, or Hiroshi Tanahashi. But y’know who managed to beat every single man on that list? The fans already know! It’s on the tip of MJF’s tongue. Oh right, Maxwell Jacob Friedman! So the next time Ospreay wants to be on MJF’s show and lie through those “disgusting, British, crooked, yellow stained teeth,” Ospreay should watch his tone and check his mouth. Silly Billy ain’t the best in the world, bruv. MJF IS! MJF is the guy who did the impossible!

In just five short years of national television exposure, he became THE man and THE face of AEW! The fans cheer that! MJF created some of the greatest matches, moments, memories and interviews in the industry today. MJF became the most hated man walking this planet, only to become the most beloved. And that doesn’t happen by accident. So imagine how MJF felt when he went home to rest up from carrying this place, only to see people had the audacity to try and smear his name. The fans boo that, but MJF says that’s revisionists trying to revise his history, his legacy, and his- Wait! Here comes Rush!

El Toro Blanco did call MJF out last week, so here he is to see the Wolf of Wrestling in person. Rush has them cut his music, and he tells MJF, “Much like all these stupid, filthy, ugly Americans, you never, ever shut up!” The fans boo but Rush says to listen and listen well, perro! When MJF was gone, Rush was here working hard, wrestling, winning, and dominating, cabron! So now MJF comes back, gets a big celebration. Where was Rush’s celebration? Where was Rush’s big moment?! Rush deserves MJF’s spot, so now he’s gonna take it! Because when you mess with The Bull, you get the horns!

MJF says okay, okay, Rush, hold on. MJF didn’t get any of that, okay? But that’s not Rush’s fault. When Tony Khan, that mark, was running things, it was rough. But now that The Elite have taken over, it’s only gotten worse. MJF is pretty sure Brandon Cutler is in the production truck, MJF doesn’t know what’s going on anymore. MJF couldn’t hear Rush. Could the fans hear Rush? “NO!” Rush, run that by them again. OH WAIT, they don’t give a s*it!! The fans fire up and Rush seethes. MJF says Rush comes out here in his dime store suit, making his bank account look real dry. Y’know, like every woman he’s ever been with.

Oh, hold on! That was going too far. Hear MJF out, okay? MJF won’t stand here and pretend he doesn’t know Rush. At one point in time, MJF paid Rush handsomely to take out Bryan Danielson. MJF knows how talented Rush is, he is wrestling royalty. His father is also a lucha libre legend. Now granted, some might call Rush a “nepotism baby” because of that. Not MJF, though! Not him! And don’t chant it, fans. They still do. But MJF says Rush proved that wasn’t the case when he sold out arena after arena in Mexico. Rush proved he is an international star. He came to the US, and in record time, he became ROH World Champion.

Rush stepped into AEW, and he managed to beat some of the best. But the problem is this, Rush. MJF isn’t one of the best. MJF is THE best! And out of respect, love and admiration, MJF wants to tell Rush how interrupting him made him feel, but he doesn’t want there to be any miscommunication, so here goes. EY, CABRON! F U!! Me llamo Maxwell Jacob Friedman, y soy- uh oh! Here comes Rush! MJF is ready and they fire off hands! The fans fire up as they go back and forth! Security and Christopher Daniels rush out here! The two men are separated, but the fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Rush gets loose to CLOBBER MJF!

MJF fights back, refs rush out here and the two men are separated, only for MJF to CLOBBER Rush! They fall over as they brawl, security hurries to pull them apart! The fans fire up for MJF as he tells Rush that if he wants it, he’ll get it! Interim EVP Daniels says it isn’t happening tonight, everyone needs to calm down. Then when and where will the Wolf of Wrestling and El Toro Blanco get to tear into each other?

 

Roderick Strong speaks.

“With every mountain I’ve climbed, there have been setbacks, stumbles and slip-ups. Every time I approach a new obstacle, I plan, I plot, but unfortunately I’ve been shown that even the best laid plans can go awry. I had to push myself to outrun the thoughts of doubt. It was something I had to learn to do all by myself. But if there’s one thing I can always say with pride is that nothing has ever knocked me back to the bottom of the mountain. As I stand just shy of the summit of the tallest mountain I’ve ever set my sights on, I can see the sun start to set. But the sun isn’t setting on me. The sun is setting on the AEW title reign of Swerve Strickland.

“And it’s coming to the end at the hands of a wrestling legend.” Roddy then shouts “SWEEERVE!” And as he takes off his glasses, he tells The Undisputed Kingdom, “Fellas… It’s showtime.” Taven cleans the glasses and Bennett nods, but will the Savior of the Backbreaker be the destroyer of Swerve’s House?

 

AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: Orange Cassidy VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Jay Lethal VS Rey Fenix!

Will Ospreay may be going after the AEW World Champion, regardless of whose house it resides in, but he’ll still have to defend his International title next week on Dynamite! As such, the Freshly Squeezed former champion, the Violent Artist who almost had Ospreay last Saturday, the former two-time ROH World Champion and The Immortal Firebird are all fighting for that opportunity! Who gets a shot at the #BillyGoat’s gold?

The bell rings and Sonjay Dutt already has to distract Cassidy! Cassidy takes a swipe, Sonjay gets away, and Lethal TOSSES Cassidy right out! Lethal then rushes Fenix and Kyle but they dodge to fire off COHSP and forearm sand KICKS! Fenix runs but Lethal TOSSES him out! Kyle KICKS, whips, but Lethal reverses to ENZIGIRI! Kyle bails out, Lethal builds speed and the fans rally up, but then Lethal stops so he can Fargo Strut. The fans “WOO~!” with Lethal, but Cassidy is up top! FLYING LARIAT! Then Cassidy DIVES to take out Fenix! Cassidy returns to the ring, dumps Lethal out, but Lethal lands on the apron!

Lethal ROCKS Cassidy, but Kyle sweeps the legs! Kyle slides in after Cassidy and goes for the arm! Cassidy fights the double wristlock, so Kyle shifts arms! Cassidy fights that, and he has his hands in his pockets! The fans fire up while Kyle is annoyed. Kyle KICKS Cassidy down! Cassidy kips right up! Cassidy then dodges Kyle to SHOTGUN him down! Fenix returns, shoves Cassidy to a corner, but Cassidy puts him on the apron. Fenix fires off forearms, then goes up and up FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up as Cassidy stagger sup, into a SOBAT! Mule kick! “ANIMO!” SHOTGUN! Down goes Cassidy but Lethal CLOBBERS Fenix!

The fans boo but Sonjay is all fired up! Lethal drags Fenix around to stomp him, then calls his shot. Lethal handsprings, but Kyle catches him to a waistlock! Fenix aims but Lethal ducks, the SUPERKICK hits Kyle! Lethal waistlocks Kyle, Cassidy slides in and waistlocks Fenix, but then Cassidy and Lethal end up back to back. Cassidy shoves Fenix away, Lethal spins Kyle around to ROCK him! Fenix tiger feint rewinds, but Cassidy ducks and the HEEL KICK hits Lethal! Kyle yoyos in the ropes but Fenix ducks, the LARIAT hits Cassidy! Fenix and Kyle ROCK each other, then DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE!

All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! Loveland cheers for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Fenix goes to a corner, Kyle flops out of the ring. Lethal and Cassidy stand, Lethal runs up, but into a BOOT! Cassidy goes up, but Lethal ROCKS him! Lethal fires hands on Cassidy, climbs up after him, but Cassidy resists the lift. Kyle gets in to drag Lethal down and DECK him! Kyle goes up after Cassidy, but then Fenix somersaults and CLUBS Kyle on the back! Kyle drops down, Fenix ROCKS Cassidy. Fenix gets Kyle up but Kyle fires a haymaker! Fenix SOBATS and TOSSES Kyle out! Fenix then somersaults to SHORYUKEN Cassidy! Fenix climbs up after Cassidy, CHPOS him, but Lethal CLUBS Fenix!

Lethal drags Fenix down for a BACKBREAKER! Lethal goes back to Cassidy, climbs up after him, and calls his shot. But Cassidy fires body shots! Cassidy fires haymakers now, and Lethal falls! But Sonjay trips Cassidy up! The fans protest but Sonjay gets away with that. Lethal gets Cassidy up to SUPERPLEX! Both men writhe but Lethal crawls to the cover, TWO! Lethal drags Cassidy around to drop an elbow! Cover, TWO! Kyle kicks Lethal, throws knees, but Lethal knees back. lethal TOSSES Kyle out, stalks Cassidy, and brings Cassidy up. Lethal wrenches to kick low. Lethal then reels Cassidy in to suplex, but Cassidy fights it!

Lethal still tries to suplex, fires more body shots, and he lifts Cassidy up, only for Cassidy to still fight it off! Dynamite returns to single picture and Lethal lifts one more time, only for Cassidy to fight the suplex and wrench free. But then Lethal reels him right back in! Cassidy wrenches free again, slips around, but Lethal still reels him in! Lethal suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Kyle returns to suplex, but he gets STUN DOG- NO, Kyle turns that into an ARMBAR!! Fenix FROG SPLASHES! Cover, MACHO ELBOW from Lethal!! All four men are down again and the fans are thunderous!

“This is Awesome!” as the four men stir. Lethal shakes out his arm as he sits up, and Cassidy crawls back in. Cassidy gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Lethal drops him down! FIGURE FOUR! Cassidy endures, keeps his shoulder sup, but Lethal pulls on the legs! The fans rally, Fenix springboards in! Lethal narrowly avoids the double stomps, and Kyle catches Fenix into a GUILLTOINE FACELOCK! Fenix flails, Lethal thrashes, Kyle shifts to a SLEEPER! Lethal lets Cassidy go so he can CLUB Kyle, and CHOP BLOCK Fenix! Kyle kciks but Lethal blocks! DRAGON- ARMBAR!! Cassidy hobbles back over, and he “kicks” away on Kyle!

Cassidy “devastates” with those kicks, then he stomps, and stomps, and stomps and stomps and stomps! Fenix DOUBLE STOMPS! Fenix gives Cassidy those toying kicks before scraping Cassidy out. The fans fire up as Fenix brings Lethal around. But Lethal trips Fenix! Fenix kicks Lethal out of the ring! Sonjay panics, Cassidy runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and whirl and whirl and DDT!! Cassidy kips up, but Kyle knees low! AX AND- NO, Cassidy avoids the smash to ORANGE PUNCH!! But Lethal TOSSES Cassidy! Fenix somersaults over, but Lethal mule kicks a leg! Then he DRAGON SCREWS it!

Cassidy returns but Lethal dodges the Orange Punch to hit a LETHAL COMBINATION! The fans boo but Lethal handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION on Kyle!! But Fenix hobbles up, so Lethal gets his leg! Step through and- CRADLE COUNTER! FENIX WINS!!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship)

Lethal gets caught taking it too easy, and now Fenix has a shot at the gold! Will the Firebird be ready for the Aerial Assassin? Wait, Don Callis & Trent Beretta storm out here? Oh well of course, they want after Cassidy! Cassidy stands and sees Trent in the ring. But Callis brings a chair! Cassidy says fine, he’s got a CHAIN! The fans fire up as Cassidy wraps that on his hand! Callis says time to reconsider, but then Kris Statlander runs in? The fans boo, she can’t be trusted either! Stokely Hathaway comes out here and tells Cassidy that Kris is about to put her foot so far up his ass, Cassidy will be coughing up shoe leather.

Cassidy puts the chain down, not sure what to make of this. And then Kris SUCKER PUNCHES him!! The fans boo but Cassidy stands back up. AND HERE COMES WILLOW! The fans fire up as the Babe with the Power runs out here, and that sends Kris & Stokely running! Stokely piggybacks outta here, but will Willow & Cassidy both settle scores with their former friends soon enough?

 

Someone arrives backstage.

The SUV parks, and out walks The Learning Tree, Chris Jericho! He already waves hi to everyone, and thanks his driver. However, as the owner of a valid driver’s license for over 35 years, Jericho wants you to remember to come to a full and complete stop at every stop sign. Don’t ever forget that. Thanks! Jericho waves hi again as he regroups with Big Bill and Bryan Keith. What’s the cameraman’s name again? Larry? Lonny? Well, either way, Jericho’s been meaning to talk with him. As a veteran of being in front of the camera for over three decades, Jericho also knows what it’s like to be behind the camera, too. Larry’s camera work is a bit shaky.

Jericho takes the camera, and shows him how it’s done. Keep it level so The Redwood and The Bad Apple are perfectly centered in frame. Bill says the sun is shining. He loves the little things in life. Keith says this is disrespect! If Larry respected Jericho, he wouldn’t have a shaky camera! Jericho says that’s a good point. But y’know what? Jericho is sure he can use some practice. Follow them inside! Jericho waves and says hi to staff and wrestlers as he enters the building, will Loveland be ready for some TV Time with Chris Jericho?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette says we haven’t seen her since Double Or Nothing, the night she lost the TBS Championship, but was also viciously attacked by former best friend, Kris Statlander. Where is her head at? Willow says she’ll be the first to face facts. Willow lost. Mercedes Mone is now TBS Champion, so congrats are in order. But one day, there is a score to settle. Because Willow knows and Mone knows that Willow had Mone pinned for like, an eight count, if not for her… “friends.” Stokely, well, she wouldn’t trust him as far as she can throw him and ironically, that is a lot farther than you’d think.

But Kris? Stat was her girl! Willow would’ve trusted Kris with her life! And Kris betrayed that trust. Kris betrayed Willow when she was at her lowest. And Willow always talks about her smile, how it drives her, how it is her strength. But after being stabbed in the back, you don’t know how dangerous Willow can be. Cassidy then walks in and says hey. They fist bump, and clearly these two have something in common. When and where will Kris and Trent pay for their treachery?

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

The Fallen Angel steps out on stage with a mic, and the fans cheer. “On June 30th, at Forbidden Door, we will crown a new TNT Champion in a Ladder Match!” Last week, the qualifying matches began, and we’re gonna have some more right here, right now, in Loveland, Colorado! And with that, here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion is ready to add to the collection, will the Sussex County Chicken be flying high towards Long Island?

AEW TNT Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Mark Briscoe VS Brian Cage!

The bell rings and the two run in! Cage runs Mark over, gets him up and bumps him off buckles. Cage fires point-blank clotheslines again and again, then lets off to ask, “Who Betta Than Cage!?” The fans boo but Cage drags Mark up to SLAP him down! Cage whips corner to corner, but Mark goes up and out! Mark then SWATS Cage’s lariat, to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Mark then RAMS into Cage, BOOTS him, then gets moving to BOOT Cage outta the ring! The fans fire up and Mark builds speed, to WRECK Cage with a dropkick! The fans fire up and high-five Mark in the front row. Mark hurries to get a chair, and he tosses it in the ring!

The ref catches that chair, tells Mark no, and slides it back out. The fans boo the ref but Mark goes back out. But then Cage CLOBBERS Mark! Cage snarls, stomps Mark against the steel steps, but then slides in to refresh the count. Cage whips Mark hard into railing! Mark writhes, Cage soaks up the heat, and then Cage RAMS Mark into the barriers. Cage brings Mark bring around, SMACKS him off the apron, then slides inside. Cage goes up the corner, brings Mark up, and fans boo as Cage deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cage flexes while fans boo, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage stalks Mark to a corner, stomps him down, and digs his boot in. The ref counts, Cage lets off, fires forearms on Cage, but Mark hits back! They go back and forth, forearm for forearm, but Mark gets the edge! Mark runs but Cage CLOBBERS him! Cage soaks up more heat, flexes again, then stalks Mark to ropes. Cage scoops M ark to SLAM, then he runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Mark goes to a corner but Cage digs his knee in! The ref counts, Cage lets off, and he drags Mark up. Cage RAMS into Mark, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Cage whips Mark corner to corner, runs up, but into an ELBOW!

Mark runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Cage LARIATS him on the return! Mark flounders to ropes, Cage flexes more and soaks up more heat. Cage storms over to Mark, drags him up, and brings him around for a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mark toughs it out but Cage keeps him down with a chinlock. Mark endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Mark fires more and more and more shots, but Cage wrangles Mark right down with a headlock! Cage grinds Mark down, but Mark endures and fans rally up. Mark rises again, Dynamite returns to single picture, but Cage knees low! Cage reels Mark in, puts one out, but Mark slips outta the bomb!

Mark fires off forearms again and again, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then ROCKS Cage! Cage staggers around, Mark CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Mark fire sup to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Mark whips, Cage reverses but Mark CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up with Mark, but we see Don Callis and Konosuke Takeshita watching from the upper deck. Mark runs to BOOT Cage in a corner! Mark reels Cage in, but Cage wrenches out to swing, into the EXPLODER! The fans rally, Mark covers, TWO! Cage survives but the fans fire up with Mark. Cage slowly rises, staggers to a corner, and Mark runs up again, but into an ELBOW!

Cage goes up, but Mark UPPERCUTS! Cage flops to the apron then the floor, and the fans fire up again! Mark goes out and he goes looking under the ring! Mark finds himself a chair, slides that in, but the ref fetches it. Mark has a second chair! The Chicken is sneaky and he uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit on Cage, and Mark almost hits the desk! He does play with one of the AEW action figures for a second, though. Mark then storms up on Cage, drags him up and puts him in. Mark climbs, Cage stands, Mark MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Cage is still in this and we see Jack Perry watching.

The fans fire up with Mark, he drags Cage up and reels him in to underhook. Cage fights, wrenches out, and RAMS into Mark! Then ripcord and ELBOW! Pump handle, for the PUMP HANDLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Cage drags Mark back up, spin and POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans are thunderous! Cage slashes his throat, vowing to end this! Cage suplexes Mark, but Mark slips free! UPPERCUT! Cage roars, so Mark ROLLING ELBOWS! Mark runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Cage runs and ROLLING- NO, Mark ducks to SHOTGUN BOOT! And then a fireman’s carry, for the ROLLING DEATH VALLEY!

Mark goes up a corner and the fans fire up again! Mark aims, for the FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (advances to Forbidden Door)

The Chicken indeed does fly, and he gets himself that golden ticket to Long Island! The Alpha is ready, the Scapegoat is scheming, what happens when these stars fight to be the Face of TNT?

Speaking of Jack, he “congratulates” Mark. Mark’s officially qualified for the ladder match. But in the end, what’ll it matter? Jack’s already proven no one is willing to sacrifice more than him. Tony Khan can screw Jack over as many times as he wants, but Jack’s already proven that he can’t be stopped! The universe has already chosen Jack Perry, and one way or another he is the next TNT Champion. Mark and the fans heard that, and they all disagree. Will the ROH World Champion become Mr. Two Belt Briscoe?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe & Hook.

Renee is now with the Samoan Submission Specialist and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil. She says a lot of people have seen something special in Hook and it seems many want to take him under their wing. Is it safe to say Joe is the new mentor? Joe says he wouldn’t call this a mentorship, but- Joe gets interrupted by The Premier Athletes. Tony Nese cannot believe this. After all these years, you think Hook would stop eating junk food and take things more seriously. Hook counters by asking, after all these years, is Nese still losing matches? Nese SLAPS the Funyuns outta Hook’s hands, and Joe has to keep Hook from getting his hands on Nese!

Daivari talks trash now, saying Hook doesn’t have his daddy here to protect him, so he has to get a former champion. Joe again keeps Hook from tearing into people, and The Premier Athletes leave, saying “That’s what I thought! Punk!” Joe calms Hook down and says cowards like that don’t talk to killers like them unless they think they can get away with it. And it seems that with all this extra security around here, those guys knew what they were doing. But like Joe said, they will handle that, on their own time. Hook nods and fist bumps. When and where will Nese & Daivari learn not to mess with dangerous men?

 

Chris Jericho and crew continue on backstage.

The Learning Tree says look at here! Two of his favorite “branches,” Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker! Congratulations! After so much time with Jericho, both their careers and personal lives are better than ever. Daddy Magic’s taking over for Jericho as lead commentator on Rampage! Great job, but remember: face up and annunciate. Ann’nciate? Yesh, a-nun-see-ate. Then shove it up yer ass! Good one, Menard. And Cool Hand Ange! Beautiful new bride with a baby on the way! Jericho is an eight-time champ and a three-time dad, so he has some advice: When the baby gets fussy, just remember EASY.

That’s something to eat, an activity to do, then some sleep, and most importantly, you! It’s EASY! And when you do that, the baby will always be happy. Thanks, guys! See you later! Jericho leads the way, and Keith tells Parker to make sure the baby respects Chris Jericho. Sure… But will Menard & Parker prove they’re just fine doing things their way, not The Learning Tree’s way?

 

The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn are here!

Loveland fires up already, and Platinum Max Caster dedicates this one to The Young Bucks! “Acclaimed on the mic and I’m here to make the words hurt. The EVPs: The Extremely Vain Perverts! Extraordinarily Vapid P*nises! Far from the geniuses, wack with the leadership!” But wait, The Bucks interrupt via the tron! Matthew & Nicholas say sorry not sorry but they gotta cut this. The Acclaimed should know better. Did they not read their AEW Employee Handbooks? It clearly says do NOT disparage Your EVPs. So unfortunately, we won’t be hearing from The Acclaimed, nor will we be seeing The Acclaimed, either. This segment is cut!

Not clear the ring area! GET OUT! But hey, let’s have a great show. The fans boo and Bowens is beside himself! Caster tries to talk but the mic isn’t working anymore. The fans call BS, and Bowens makes sure the Bucks hear it. Caster says screw it, and the trio heads backstage. Will they have a way to get even with the egotistical EVPs?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.

Renee is with The Realest, and Prince Nana, and notes that Swerve has had a lot going on as of late. Tonight, in the main event, the world title will be on the line against Roderick Strong, how is he feeling going into this match? Swerve wants to first say, welcome back to MJF! That little b*tch! Finally, he shows up to work, and he mentions Swerve. Swerve will deal with MJF in a way he won’t like. But second of all, he has in this folder the contract for The Forbidden Door main event, signed, sealed and delivered by yours truly. Nana, send that to Mr. Ospreay in the UK, right on his front door step. No worries, shipping is on Swerve.

But tonight, Swerve says he has his world heavyweight championship match with Roderick Strong. Roddy talks about climbing mountains and being knocked down over and over again. Understand you are dealing with THE mountain of pro-wrestling! And he won’t just knock Roddy off the mountain, he’ll bury Roddy under it! Since Roddy wants to make demands and all. But what’s been on Swerve’s mind is the EVPs, and their winning Anarchy in the Arena at Double Or Nothing. That’s a damn shame. Swerve witnesses Team AEW losing, he was rooting for them. They’d assembled a great group of talent.

But next time, make sure that when you assemble Team AEW, it better represent AEW with the AEW World Champion. Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The champ heads out, will he show Roddy who’s truly strong?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Forbidden Door!

While La Primera, Stephanie Vaquer, is coming for the AEW TBS Championship, Mercedes Mone raises the stakes! Mone wants that NJPW Strong Women’s Championship, the belt she would’ve won if not for Willow Nightingale. Who will walk out of Long Island a Double Champion?

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Growing up watching wrestling as a kid was an escape for me to a whole new world. But watching Japanese wrestling, it was so captivating. The honor, the respect, the violence, it was beautiful and dangerous all at the same time. But watching the women, they were my superheroes. When I saw them, I knew exactly what I could be. So competing in NJPW, I knew that this was going to be an important part of my journey. So since money changes everything, they had to create a whole new title. And that clearly had my name written all over it.”

Rocky Romero adds that after Mone won the IWGP Women’s Championship, it was only natural to create the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship. NJPW Resurgence, May 21, 2023. Mone says wrestling Vaquer then was an honor, and Vaquer didn’t even know how good she was until facing Mone. Fast, fierce, violent, but Mone loved it. And we all know how the finals went. But Mone righted her wrongs and captured a title. Vaquer became NJPW Strong Women’s Champion along the way, and now, the title that was meant for Mone is on the line. When they step into the ring again, the world will see that Mone Changes Everything.

 

8 Man Tag: Blackpool Combat Club VS Magnus, Volador Jr, Rugido & Esfinge!

The BCC is finally back at 100% as Wheeler Yuta returns from injury! Will the Decoder, Maniac Moxley, Swiss Superman and American Dragon finally and truly settle things with CMLL?

The teams sort out and the fans duel between “LUCHA! LUCHA!” and “B C C! B C C!” The teams stare down, and it’s Yuta who fires the first shot! The brawl is on, the bell rings, and the fans fire up! Bryan TOSSES Magnus, Moxley has Rugido and Claudio has Volador, leaving Yuta to brawl with The Sphinx! Things continue on the outside, though, and the ref tries to maintain order! Magnus sends Bryan into barriers, then stomps away! Claudio has Volador against barriers but Volador boots back! Moxley uses Rugido’s own jacket to smother him! Bryan KICKS back on Magnus but Magnus KICKS Bryan!

Yuta drags Esfinge up to send into barriers! Claudio trades with Bryan to ROCK Magnus! Rugido gets free and BOOTS Moxley! Bryan puts Rugido in the ring, then storms up, and we finally have a 1v1! The fans cheer as Bryan sends his shirt to the crowd. Rugido eggs Bryan on, so Bryan CHOPS! Rugido CHOPS! Bryan CHOPS again so Rugido CHOPS again! They CHOP again and again, Bryan waistlocks but Rugido switches. They switch again and again, then Bryan throws elbows. Bryan whips Rugido, Rugido ducks ‘n ‘dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up as Bryan bails out but Yuta gets in to BOOT!

Rugido tumbles out but Magnus CLOBBERS Yuta! Claudio runs in to LARIAT Magnus, but Volador CROSSBODIES! Claudio catches Volador with that super strength! Moxley runs up but Volador slips away! Moxley keeps from hitting Claudio, Volador runs to handspring and DOUBLE BACK- NO, Moxley & Claudio catch him first! But then Esfinge springboards in to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Esfinge builds speed. Volador coordinates with him, Esfinge DIVES onto Moxley, then Volador slingshots to FLYING RANA Claudio! The fans fire up as Bryan and Rugido return. Rugido whips Bryan into the ropes!

Magnus runs up to 619! Rugido covers, TWO! The fans rally and Rugido gets Bryan up. Rugido whips Bryan to the corner, runs up, but into a BOOT! Rugido rolls back, dodges Bryan, and Yuta tags in! Magnus tags in, but Yuta runs him over! The fans fire up with Yuta and he runs. Magnus drops, hurdles, dodges, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Yuta tumbles to a corner but the fans are behind him. Magnus runs in but Yuta dodges to CHOP! Yuta BITES Magnus’ mask, The BCC BLASTS Team CMLL, then Yuta runs corner to corner to clothesline Magnus! Moxley runs up to add a clothesline! Bryan DROPKICKS, Claudio UPPERCUTS!

Snapmare and Magnus is down, but Moxley hauls him up! Bryan runs so they can HART ATTACK! Then Claudio gives Yuta the ROCKET LAUNCHER SPLASH!! The BCC stand tall and the fans fire up with some “YES! YES! YES!” while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Yuta puts Magnus in a corner, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again. And UPPERCUTS! And CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! Yuta brings Magnus around, snapmares, and then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Yuta keeps on Magnus with a wristlock, then tags in Moxley. They mug Magnus, then Moxley clotheslines in a corner. Moxley bumps Magnus off buckles, climbs up, and he rains down fists! Moxley goes right to TEN, then he hops down as the ref counts. But Claudio makes sure to keep Magnus stuck int he corner! Claudio gets away with the sneaky move then tags in. Claudio CHOPS Magnus, then eggs him on.,

Claudio CHOPS Magnus, CHOPS again, and still eggs Magnus on. Magnus CHOPS back! Claudio CHOSP again! Magnus CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! He backs Claudio down but then Claudio RAMS Magnus in! Tag to Bryan and he KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! The ref counts, Bryan has the fans all fired up, but he still lets off. Bryan tags Moxley, Moxley drags Magnus to the ropes, and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Moxley steps away, and Yuta DRKICKS Magnus from ropes! Moxley covers, TWO! Dynamite returns to single picture as Moxley fires knees on Magnus. Moxley snapmares, then clamps onto an arm.

Moxley KICKS the arm, CLUBS it, repeat! Moxley eggs Magnus on, slaps him around, and Magnus stands to CHOP! Moxley pie faces so Magnus CHOPS, and CHOPS and CHOPS! Momxley knees low, scoops but Magnus slips free! ENZIGIRI! Hot tag to Esfinge! Claudio tags in, he wrenches and whips but Esfinge reverses! Claudio goes up and over but Esfinge ROUNDHOUSES! SUPERKICK for Moxley! Yuta gets in but he gets a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Bryan runs, but also into a BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up and Esfinge runs to get Claudio for a MONKEY FLIP! The fans fire up again, and Esfinge runs in for another MONKEY FLIP!

Esfinge gets the legs, steps through, and rolls Claudio into a deathlock, trailer hitch, BRIDGE! TWO!!! Claudio narrowly escapes that and the fans fire up! Esfinge brings Claudio up to fireman’s carry, and WASTELAND SLAM! Esfinge goes up the corner and the fans rally. Esfinge DIVING SPLASH FLOPS as Claudio moves! Esfinge staggers up, into a CUTTER from Moxley! But Rugido runs in to waistlock Moxley, GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta runs in, gets around, he SAIDOS! Magnus runs in, he shoves Yuta to a corner then clotheslines! Yuta sits down, Magnus goes corner to corner, METEORA! The fans rally and Magnus takes aim, only for Claudio to SPINEBUSTER!

Claudio has the legs and the fans fire up! Claudio shrugs and goes for the SWING! Magnus goes around and around and around, the fans count to TEN, then Moxley DROPKICKS at twelve! Volador goes up to FLYING RANA Claudio! And he SUPERKICKS Moxley! Volador keeps moving, roll and SUNSET BOMB on Claudio! Cover, Bryan breaks it! Bryan drags Volador up to KICK! And KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” But Volador blocks a kick! Volador gets around Bryan, hot tag to Rugido! DROPKICK! Yuta tags in, he runs up, but Rugido dodges to SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Yuta survives but Rugido whips.

Yuta ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Rugido hits a BIG arm-drag! Cover, TWO! Yuta is still in this and Rugido is shocked! “This is Awesome!” as Rugido rises. Rugido waistlocks Yuta, but Yuta fights the suplex! Yuta switches, feed to Moxley’s LARIAT! Esfinge springboards but into an UPPERCUT from Claudio! Magnus runs up, Claudio blocks the kick and gives Magnus over to the PARADIGM SHIFT! Volador ducks Claudio to SUPERKICK Moxley, and tilt-o-whirl, DEJA VU RANA on Claudio! The fans fire up and Volador runs, into a BUSAIKU KNEE from Bryan! Yuta and Rugido are left alone, but Rugido rolls Yuta! TWO!!

Yuta gets up, gets around, wrench and OLYMPIC SLAM! Then the SEATBELT! Cover, BCC wins!

Winners: The Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall

The ROH Pure Champion pulls out the win using a technical hold! Will this return mean even bigger and better things for all of the BCC?

 

Chris Jericho and crew continue to catering.

He says hi to the branches, and as a guy who’s been enjoying chicken ‘n’ dumplings for many years, let Jericho show you how to properly scoop. You gotta go all the way to the top, then put it in the bowl. That’s the best way to get the most for your meal. Thanks, guy! Jericho moves on, what more “advice” is he going to give to AEW as the night goes on?

 

Daniel Garcia speaks.

“We’re here at Grappler’s Anonymous in Buffalo, New York, the place where a 18-year-old Daniel Garcia stepped into a wrestling gym for the first time, and wanted to be a professional wrestler.” When he comes here, it reminds him of who he was and what he is, and what has changed and what also hasn’t changed. It brings him back to being a 20-year-old pro-wrestler who’s just trying to make it. He was hungry, driving 12+ hours to Maine for no money, driving 6+ hours to Montreal across the border to try and get a chance. On the way back, he gets into a car accident, nearly dies, breaks both his legs, didn’t even know if he’d be able to walk again, let alone wrestle.

But Garcia is grateful for that moment. He realized life is too short to let opportunities come and go. H e has to go out and take ’em. So without asking for permission, he’s challenged Ospreay for the International Championship, hoping to bring out that old version of himself. That 20-year-old Garcia who didn’t know if he was ever gonna be able to do anything again. Garcia needs that side of himself, because you cannot out grit him, you cannot out grind him, and you cannot out work him. Will that Daniel Garcia return to take the gold?

 

The Acclaimed storm up to The Bucks backstage!

Security is there to stop Caster, Bowens & Daddy Ass, but Matthew & Nicholas sarcastically say, “Great segment!” “Sorry, guys, we’re slammed, no time for anymore meetings.” Bowens says that’s fine, they’re not here to talk. They’re here to let The Bucks know that sooner or later, they’ll have to be face to face with The Acclaimed, and the Bucks won’t like it. But thanks, guys, great show! Doing a great job, the company’s awesome. Jackasses… The Acclaimed are a bit fed up with their bosses, but will they become #1 contenders to those AEW World Tag Team Championships and force the issue?

 

AEW returns and we hear from The Bucks.

Nicholas says this show is running smoothly, but it seems they have more business to attend to. Matthew says hi to The Patriarchy, nice to see them again. How’s it going? Christian Cage sighs, and says if there is anyone he can trust to make the right decision, it’s The EVPs. It is no secret Christian got “screwed” out of the AEW World Championship at Double Or Nothing. Christian has carried AEW on his shoulders for the past year, and The Patriarchy deserves to be at the top, with gold! Christian wants another shot. Matt says he loves Christian, Nick loves them, this is one of the best stables in the entire company!

And hey, if they had it their way, Christian, Nick Wayne, Luchasaurus, they’d all have a belt! They all deserve one! But they tried to do that for their friend, Jack Perry, and Tony Khan & Christopher Daniels had to go screw that up. But hey, these two have some pull still. They will see what they can do, and Matt promises Christian will be happy. So how about some uh, you scratch their back, they scratch yours? Christian says that is a wise decision. They shake hands on it. What’s Christian’s shoe size? 12. Okay, they’ll get him some comp’d Reeboks. On to the next segment! Can they get some water? They’re parched!

 

Saraya w/ Harley Cameron & Zak Knight VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

The Outcasts keep calling out The Leading Lady’s protege, but the AEW Women’s World Champion promises they will regret it! And to put a little spin on her Toni Storm cosplay, Mariah is wearing the green Outcast ensemble! Will Mariah rock the Rocky Mountains? Or will it be a Good Knight for Saraya instead?

Storm is on commentary, and Excalibur brings up how she threw out the challenge to Mariah’s other mentor, Mina Shirakawa, and how it has been accepted for Forbidden Door. Storm somewhat ignores that headline, and then Saraya already goes after Mariah! Saraya pulls the green jacket off Mariah, tosses it, and the bell rings! Saraya swings around the Outcast shirt she ripped off Mariah, then runs in at the corner. Mariah goes up and over, rolls and eggs Saraya on. Saraya runs up, but Mariah ROCKS her! Mariah fireman’s carries to SAMOAN DROP! Mariah drags Saraya up, runs and SHOTGUNS her down!

The fans fire up and Mariah is fired up, too! Storm says she’s so gorgeous, isn’t she? Hard to tell if she means herself with the camera on her at the moment… But Mariah scoops Saraya for the SPINOUT SIDEWALK SLAM! The fans fire up and Mariah stalks Saraya. Saraya bails out, she’s furious, and tells Mariah to stay away. Mariah chases Saraya around the outside, in and out of the ring, and the fans boo. Saraya taunts Mariah, Mariah chases her again, but Mariah still can’t catch Saraya. Mariah still tries, but then Harley runs up! Mariah dodges Harley but Saraya BOOTS Mariah down! The fans are torn while Saraya blows kisses.

Harley & Zak talk trash and Storm only just realizes Saraya’s brother is here. Saraya drags Mariah up and THRWOS her into railing! Storm is concerned for her girl, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Harley helps Saraya hydrate real quick, then Saraya drags Mariah up. Saraya THROWS Mariah back into railing! Saraya refreshes the ring count, gets Mariah back up, and brings her around to taunt Storm. Saraya then THROWS Mariah into more railing! Saraya again refreshes the ring count, Storm is still concerned for Mariah, but Harley helps Saraya hydrate again. Saraya leaves Mariah behind to swagger around, then she goes to fetch Mariah. Saraya taunts Storm more, but Mariah SLAPS Saraya! Saraya CLUBS Mariah, puts her in the ring, and covers. TWO and Saraya is upset. Saraya stalks Mariah while mocking the fans.

Saraya steps out to the apron, brings Mariah into ropes, and fires off KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! The ref counts, Saraya lets off, and Maria flops back. Saraya soaks up the heat, stalks Mariah to a corner, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Saraya lets off, and she “apologizes” before going back. Mariah fires body shots, but Saraya CLUBS her down! Saraya whips, Mariah ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The ref checks while both women are down, Storm is concerned while The Outcasts coach Saraya. Dynamite returns to single picture as Saraya crawls to Mariah. Saraya fires a forearm, but Mariah gives it back!

Saraya fires another forearm, Mariah fires back! They go shot for shot, Storm is at a loss for words she’s so angry with Saraya. Mariah gets the edge, but Saraya pulls hair! Mariah pulls hair back! The fans fire up as the two glare at each other, then swing! Mariah dodges to HEADBUTT a la Storm! Mariah and Saraya goes to corners, and Mariah runs up to UPPERCUT! Then she hoists Saraya up. Mariah puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOPS! Mariah then goes corner to corner again, STRATUSPHERE! Saraya staggers, Mariah roars and climbs! Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS, down goes Saraya! Cover, TWO!

Saraya stay sin this and Mariah grows frustrated. Mariah drags Saraya to a corner, storms to the other side, and the fans fire up! Mariah says kiss this, and she runs in to SWEET HIP MUSIC! Cover, TWO!! Saraya survives and Mariah is losing her cool! The fans rally, Storm encourages Mariah, and Mariah reels Saraya in. Mariah CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah reels Saraya in, underhooks, but Sayara wrenches out! Mariah wrenches back, but then Saraya wrenches again! KNIGHT CAP!! Cover, TWO!!! Mariah survives and shocks everyone, even Storm! The fans are thunderous and Storm says the training is working!

Saraya drags Mariah by her legs, steps through, and ties up the legs, but Mariah cradles! TWO!! Saraya and Mariah scramble up, Saraya SUPERKICKS! Saraya gets the legs, steps through again, QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH!! Mariah endures, Storm pleads with her to hold out, but Mariah can’t! Mariah QUITS, Saraya wins!

Winner: Saraya, by submission

Storm storms up, throws off her shoes, and gets in to comfort her protege. But then The Outcasts attack Storm! The fans boo as Harley & Saraya beat them both down, Zak intimidating Luther into staying back! But wait! Here comes Mina! The Fighting Gravure Idol storms in to URAKEN Harley! And she ROLLING ELBOWS Saraya! The fans cheer as Mina goes to her Mariah and comforts her! However, Storm sees that and is jealous! Storm storms over, and it’s chins up, tits out, and a fight for supremacy! Mariah gets between her mentors, and holds them both to her bosom!

However it is official, we are getting Storm VS Shirakawa in Long Island! Only one can leave Forbidden Door as THE AEW Women’s Championship, who leaves with gold around their waist and Mariah at their side?

 

Chris Jericho is still walking around backstage.

The Learning Tree now says hi to Private Party. He has some advice for Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen. “As a guy who’s been to a lot of parties, they’re always more fun when they’re not private. You should open your party up to everybody, like I’ve opened up the Jericho Vortex! Everyone’s invited! Maybe you should change their name to Public Party, guys! Hahaha!” Yeah… Thanks, but no thanks. Zay & Quen respect the OG in the game, but they don’t fit the dynamic. Respectfully. Keith says no, that’s disrespect! Nobody wants to come to their lame ass party anyway. Hey, Zay was talking to Jericho, not Keith.

Bill has the Bad Apple calm down. But remember: it’s the ones who need the advice the most that tend to not see they need it. Jericho agrees with Bill, and he is gonna help Private Party get what they desperately need, and that’s more time on Dynamite. Next week, they’re invited to TV Time with The Learning Tree! Think about it, hope to see you then. Thanks, guys! Jericho heads out, Zay mocks Jericho, but Quen says that might be kinda fun. Will they make it a party when they join Jericho for his talk show?

 

Bryan Danielson speaks.

“What a blessing this is, right? To see somebody like Wheeler Yuta return after being injured for four months, to go out there, fight like hell against the CMLL guys, and he comes out on top! He’s the one who gets the win! I couldn’t be prouder of Wheeler Yuta.” But as for himself, Bryan knows it was 8 months ago he said this would be his last year as a full-time wrestler. That it’d be the most epic year. But the truth is, it hasn’t been what he wanted. He fought for the TNT Championship against Christian Cage, and lost. He thought that’s fine, he’ll have other chances. Continental Classic came, he made it to the semifinals, and lost.

But then he got a match with Okada at Tokyo Dome! That was to be his vindication. But he lost. Then every big match since, he has lost and lost and lost. The straw that broke the camel’s back was losing Anarchy in the Arena. Bryan was pretty down about that. He was talking with Yuta, saw how fired up he was to come back. And so Bryan realized his last year as a full-time wrestler ain’t over yet. When TK said the winner of this year’s Owen Hart Cup gets an AEW World title shot at All In London…! Bryan got fired up one more time. This might be his last shot, but it’ll be the best shot he’s had his entire career, and he’s going out on top.

The American Dragon is ready, but will he retire with the greatest prize imaginable? Or will he go down in a blaze of glory?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Back at its regular time of 10 PM Eastern on a Friday night on TNT, we see Mina Shirakawa back in action against Serena Deeb! If Storm can beat the Professor, can the Fighting Gravure Idol do it even better? Plus,

 

AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom!

Speaking of the world title, The Realest is already planning on making it him and Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. However, Roddy felt he was robbed of his chance when Ospreay ended that Casino Gauntlet just before Roddy could enter. Will Roddy change everyone’s plans right here tonight? Or will Long Island still enter Swerve’s House?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who stands at the summit of AEW!

The bell rings and the two circle as the fans rally. They feel things out, tie up, and go around. Swerve facelocks, Roddy waistlocks, but Swerve wrenches out to a wristlock. Roddy slips through, goes for a leg, but Swerve stays up using a clinch. They end up on ropes, the ref counts, and Swerve lets off, to then get a headlock. Roddy powers up but can’t power out as Swerve holds tight. Roddy fight sup, throws body shots, and powers out this time, only for Swerve to run him over! The fans cheer, things speed up, but Roddy trips Swerve! Roddy facelocks and grinds Swerve down. Nana keeps the fans fired up for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Swerve fights up, powers Roddy to ropes, and the ref counts. Swerve gets that headlock back but Roddy powers up and out. Roddy hurdles but Swerve handstand walks over the drop down! Then Swerve RANAS Roddy, hip tosses him, and gator rolls him to a suplex, but Roddy knees free! Now Roddy suplexes but Swerve slips free. Swerve avoids the Strong Knee, feints a kick to kick the leg out, but then Roddy bails out! The fans fire up while The Kingdom regroups and coaches Roddy. Nana keeps the fans fired up while Roddy takes his time returning to the ring. Roddy steps in, then he rushes Swerve and puts him in a corner!

Roddy CHOPS, ROCKS and CLUBS away, but Swerve turns things around to fire back! Swerve puts Roddy’s leg in ropes, CHOPS him, then runs to DROPKICK the leg! Roddy falls out of the ropes and clutches the knee! Swerve high-fives Nana, then he stomps away on Roddy. Roddy hobbles up, throws knees then CHOPS! Roddy fires forearms, whips corner to corner but Swerve reverses. Roddy hits buckles hard, then falls back! Swerve goes up but Taven distracts! Roddy trips Swerve up! Roddy climbs, turns Swerve around, then CHOPS! Then he scoops, for the TOP ROPE BACKBREAKER! Swerve falls to the apron then the floor!

Taven talks trash and Bennett is all fired up! Roddy storms out after Swerve, CLUBS him, then puts him in the ring. Roddy stalks Swerve but Swerve bails out the other side. Roddy builds speed to WRECK- NO, Swerve blocks the dropkick! Roddy BOOTS Swerve away, then CHOPS! Swerve trips Roddy to CATAPULT him into post! The fans fire up while Roddy is down in a heap! Nana laughs while The Kingdom checks their guy, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Swerve sits up, Roddy stirs, and The Kingdom coaches Roddy. Swerve stands, warns The Kingdom to back up, and then he puts Roddy in the ring. Swerve steps in but Roddy goes to the apron, so Swerve steps back out. Swerve leaps, but into an UP KICK! Roddy gets up, and he lifts Swerve, only for Swerve to fight free! Swerve fireman’s carries but now Roddy fights free! Roddy lifts for the APRON BACK SUPLEX! Swerve writhes, Roddy pushes him in and covers, TWO! Roddy stomps away, then clamps on with a chinlock stretch. Nana rallies the fans as Swerve endures. Swerve fights up, slips an arm through and throws elbows.

Roddy kicks Swerve then gets him for an atomic FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Roddy throws down fists then clamps on for a seated COBRA TWIST! Swerve endures being stretched out and the fans rally again. Dynamite returns to single picture, Swerve kicks and fights to his feet. Swerve fires body shots, but Roddy pushes back to KNEE low! Roddy fireman’s carries, for a GUT- DOUBLE STOMP!! Swerve turns things around on Roddy and the fans fire up! Roddy goes to a corner, Swerve to the other. Roddy runs up, Swerve dodges and UPPERCUTS! Swerve snapmares Roddy, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!

Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Swerve storms up on Roddy, fireman’s carries, then HOTSHOTS Roddy off ropes! Swerve runs but Roddy dodges, only for Swerve to somersault and FLATLINER! Gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Roddy survives and The Kingdom is relieved. Swerve scowls and the fans rally up. Swerve drags Roddy up, half nelsons, but then Bennett gets on the apron! Swerve swipes at Bennett but he gets away, and Roddy O’Conner Rolls! TWO! Roddy comes back but Swerve CLIPS the leg! Swerve gets Roddy up, POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!!

Swerve is annoyed as Roddy survives again. The fans rally and Swerve takes aim. HOUSE- NO, Roddy bails out again! Swerve storms out to the apron, runs up, but Roddy blocks! Roddy TOSSES Swerve to The Kingdom! The fans boo, The Kingdom lets Swerve down, but Roddy RAMS Swerve into the steel steps! Then an APRON X-PLEX! Swerve has a rough landing, but Roddy puts Swerve in. Roddy covers, TWO!! Swerve survives and Roddy is beside himself! The fans rally as hard as they can but Roddy rises up. Roddy has The Kingdom cheering but that’s all, and he pushes Swerve around. Roddy fires forearms, but Swerve shoves him.

Roddy fires more shots, so Swerve SLAPS Roddy! Roddy fires ELBOW after ELBOW, but Swerve JABS, BOOTS, and somersaults, into a CODE BREAKER! Roddy runs up to go side to side, forearm after forearm! Then the OLYMPIC SLAM! Roll through, underhooks, TIGER BOMB! High stack, TWO!! But the SICK KICK hits!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives again and The Kingdom is losing their minds! The fans rally up again as Nana coaches Swerve. Swerve goes to the apron, Roddy crawls after him. The Kingdom also lurks nearby as both men stand on the edge. Roddy brings Swerve up but Swerve elbows him!

Roddy CHOPS Swerve on the back! Swerve CHOPS Roddy’s leg! Swerve slips in, trips Roddy, and SUPERKICKS! Roddy dangles, Swerve SLINGSHOT STOMPS!! The fans are thunderous and The Kingdom panics! Swerve puts Roddy in, takes aim, “Whose House?!” HOUSE- NO!! Roddy denies another call, to STRONG- NO, Swerve throws the knee away to HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

The third time was the charm, and The Realest breaks the Savior of the Backbreaker! And now, without question, it will be Swerve VS Ospreay for this title! But will Ospreay make it to Long Island with his International Championship? Or will Fenix be the one changing things next week on Dynamite?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite to establish more for Forbidden Door. I really like that we got another TNT Championship match qualifier, and Mark VS Cage was a great match as it was. Great win for Mark, and I’m pretty sure with Jack’s promo that followed, he still gets his own spot in that ladder match. He might even still find a way to win if House of Torture shows up at Forbidden Door. Great 8 Man Tag and great win for the BCC to get back on track as a faction. Yuta still has his ROH Pure Championship even though normally an injury would strip someone of a title. But TK doesn’t care about ROH so whatever. Bryan’s promo was great, and him getting in on the Owen Hart Cup, maybe even winning it, is going to be awesome stuff.

Great match for Mariah and Saraya, and while Saraya won, I figured we’d get Mina showing up to make a save. Forbidden Door is definitely a fitting PPV for them to do the Mentor VS Mentor story as it’s also AEW VS Stardom. And as I’ve been saying in thinking up this angle, I would think Storm retains the title, but maybe Mina steals Mariah away. Good promo from Mercedes Mone to help announce and hype up the Title For Title match. I am fully expecting Mone to become a double champion by winning the belt she technically was meant to win last year, but I would love if she lost and Vaquer would become a QUADRUPLE champion (I think she still has both her CMLL titles), and then that defeat infuriates Mone into being a selfish Heel.

Great stuff with Acclaimed and Bucks, with The Bucks “canceling” a segment to stick it to The Acclaimed for calling them out. Acclaimed will surely keep winning tag match after tag match until they’re #1 contenders set for a match at All In London. And good promo where The Bucks are still gonna be helping The Patriarchy. Maybe they try and feed an ROH title holder to The Patriarchy as The Bucks want Jack to be TNT Champion, Okada is Continental Champion, and it’d be redundant to do another AEW World title story with them. Maybe Yuta’s first ROH Pure Championship feud can be with Nick Wayne, who could also use something to do.

Great ongoing stuff with Jericho and his faction tonight. His over the top advice giving was pretty funny, and we’ve got some tag teams that will definitely want a fight with some combination of Jericho, Bill & Keith. Very good promo from Garcia to call upon his past to motivate this next phase. We got an awesome Fatal 4 Way to open the night to give us Ospreay VS Fenix, but it definitely feels like Ospreay will have to defend the International Championship against Garcia before having to face Swerve for the world title. Also good intertwining of stories where Cassidy was out there for Trent and Kris to go after, only for Willow to show up. Pretty sure that’s a Mixed Tag right there.

And of course, great stuff for the world title tonight. Really good promo from Roddy, good response from Swerve, and an awesome main event. Of course Swerve retains, he’s locked in now, can’t wait to see Ospreay VS Swerve happen.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/24/24)

The violent tradition returns!

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The word of the day is, “VIOLENCE!”

Blood & Guts returns again, and Team AEW looks to take down The Elite once and for all! Will Swerve, Darby, Mark Briscoe & The Acclaimed stand tall? Or will they be able to stand at all?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida; Britt wins.
  • PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Pac wins.
  • Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis; Mariah wins.
  • Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW; Team AEW wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Alex Marvez waits in a parking lot.

He is in the hotel parking garage, hoping for a scoop from Will Ospreay after last week’s devastating loss to MJF in the International Championship match. However, Ospreay goes right past Marvez and Marvez hurries after. Marvez asks for a comment but Ospreay says he’ll tell everyone what he has to say, once he arrives at the arena. Except someone slashed his tire! Three guesses who. Ospreay asks if Marvez rented a car. He did. Then hand over the keys! What? O-Okay. Marvez hands over the keys, Ospreay has him carry the luggage, and they hurry to Marvez’s rental. They get in and Marvez asks if Ospreay’s driven in America. NOPE! Uh oh.

Ospreay peels out of the parking garage, hoping to make it to Bridgestone Arena before the show is over! Will he have plenty to say after what the Wolf of Wrestling (or rather, weasel) did last week?

 

Cheerleaders line the ramp…?

They ask Nashville to give them an M! “M!” Give them a J! “J!” Give them an F! “F!” What’s that spell? M J F! That’s right, the NEW International Champion makes his way out, all smiles as he wears the belt he stol- er, won last week on Dynamite. He of course has them cut his music so he can talk. And he stands in the ring on camera left, with a podium, and something under a black cloth. MJF says, “Ospreay did not hit the Tiger Driver 91 because he is a gutless coward. The fact that you mouth breathers actually thought he could beat me when he couldn’t even beat that shmuck, Swerve, is laughable.”

The fans boo but MJF says by the way, Shane, MJF hasn’t forgotten about his world championship. And MJF is telling you now… The fans tell MJF to STFU first. MJF continues by saying he is just waiting for his moment to pounce. If he were Swerve, he’d pray to God that that moment never comes. See, when the spotlight is on MJF, MJF shines bright like a diamond, baby. He kisses the Dynamite Diamond Ring, the very item that helped him win, and MJF says that when the spotlight is on our “wittle hewo,” Ospreay, Ospreay MELTS. MJF beat Will Ospreay without breaking a damn sweat. Easiest match of his life!

And MJF did it quickly, efficiently, and wrestling analysts are saying it is the most dominant victory of all time. Not his words, all theirs. The fans boo these blatant lies, but MJF says ordinarily, a lot of people would tell Ospreay to burn those brittle as hell indie kick pads and just retire, but that’s not good enough. If it were MJF, he’d take a long walk off a short pier. But lucky for Ospreay, his grandma died recently, right? The fans boo MJF bringing up Ospreay’s nan, but MJF says just dig a grave next to hers. Bro tip: dig it a football field away from the old lady. That fat skank needs all the room she can get!

The fans boo while MJF laughs at his own insult. He then tells the fans to shut up. If Ospreay doesn’t like the facts MJF has to say, then he should come on out here and face him like a man. Oh wait, Ospreay won’t, because he’s worthless. Or because his car got sabotaged and Ospreay’s on his way. MJF says speaking of worthless, let’s talk this International Championship. The fans love this belt because it was held by “workhorses” who would come out here week in and week out, trying to earn their affection by putting in the work. Barf! What a joke. Working hard is for poors like all of the fans. Fans tell MJF he’s an a-hole in return.

MJF says people like this belt because it was held by “international talent.” MJF would have to sit back and watch the fans pretend that anyone outside of our great nation matters to them, and honestly, they’re unpatriotic and treasonous. MJF nods and says he deserves a title worthy of his superior intellect, his superior bank account, and his superior upbringing. This title, much like Daniel Garcia, “Willy Boy” and all these White trash hicks in Nashville, is nothing more than garbage. And down that belt goes into a trash can! The fans boo but MJF goes to his podium. MJF deserves a title that symbolizes the best wrestler in the world, and the best country in the world.

Newsflash: he does not mean that “third world cesspool” of a country known as the United Kingdom. So ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the brand new AEW American Championship! The cloth is taken away to reveal the belt, and it admittedly looks good. Fans chant “U S A! U S A!” MJF says while he appreciates those chants, when he talks America, he isn’t talking “Nasty Ass Nashville.” No, MJF is talking about real America. The only America that matters: the most magical place in the world, Plainview, Long Island, New York!

The fans boo but MJF says God bless the USA, God bless this American Championship, but also God bless your American hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Thank him later. MJF holds up the belt and has red, white and blue streamers fly. There’s even an American flag with 50 MJFs on it! Wait! Ospreay rushes into the ring! MJF goes running, belt in hand and tail tucked between his legs! Ospreay grabs his mic and tells MJF, “You can try your best to feed everyone horse *hit, but we ain’t eatin’ it! I was in that match so allow me to tell everyone what was going through your damn mind at minute 59, when you were breathin’ out your ass, and you can’t stand it!

“And there is no way in your mind you knew that you could beat me. So you reached into your trunks, went past your tiny little d… And you pulled out that diamond ring and cracked it over my skull. You would’ve rather had cheated than admit that a guy like me is on your level.” MJF defends his innocence, but Ospreay tells him that Ospreay has the best news for him. This will put a smile on MJF’s face! Ospreay had a meeting with Tony Khan and Christopher Daniels. And guess what? Ospreay’s getting a rematch! MJF doesn’t understand, but Ospreay says he also has that rematch… on home soil!!

Ospreay tells MJF that Sunday, August 25th, it will be Ospreay VS MJF fort the International Championship at All In!! The fans fire up, MJF says he didn’t agree to that! But that doesn’t matter, he has to do it! Ospreay makes sure to get the International Championship belt out of the trash and clean it off. Who will stand tall at the end of this war in Wembley?

 

AEW goes backstage.

Referee Bryce Remsburg has the official Blood & Guts coin to determine which team gets advantage for the main event. But when Bryce walks into the room, he finds The Elite standing around Christopher Daniels on the floor! They claim they found him like this. Matthew Jackson also adds that The Elite has their own coin, “AEW” on one side and “Elite” on the other. Matt flips the coin, the ref confirms, Elite wins the advantage! Wait, where is Hangman? Isn’t he supposed to be here? Matt tells the guys relax. They made a deal with Hangman, he’ll honor that deal. Now let’s go get it, boys! Blood & Guts! By the way, Matt was using a two-sided coin.

The EVPs found a way to rig things in their favor, but will having the man-up advantage really help them #ManUp against Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin, The Acclaimed & Swerve Strickland?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Learning Tree has been champion for 95 days, but not without a little bit of help from his Branches. However, Tony Khan thought ahead, and has decided to prune those Branches by banning Big Bill & Bryan Keith from ringside! Jericho will have to face the Meanest Man in the World all by himself, will nothing save him from being chopped down? Or does The Wizard have one more trick up his sleeve?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who destroys the other “For The World?”

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Suzuki eggs Jericho on, but Jericho waves hi to the fans. Jericho steps up, he and Suzuki talk some smack, and then Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki shrugs, then CHOPS in return! Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki smirks. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki eggs Jericho on more, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, and Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki CHOPS, taunts Jericho, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki likes that, and the CHOPS keep going!

The fans fire up and cheer Suzuki with every CHOP! Suzuki eggs Jericho on some more, so Jericho waves “Hi~!” and CHOPS! Suzuki smiles and waves back, to CHOP! Jericho is stinging in pain, but he CHOPS again! Suzuki just grins as he dares Jericho to keep going. Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki doesn’t flinch! Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS Jericho into a corner! The CHOPS keep going, and the fans fire up! Jericho is stinging, and he steps into the other ring! Suzuki pursues, drags Jericho back, and he CHOPS! Jericho’s chest is already bloody, Suzuki pushes him into the first ring.

Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki just laughs it off and the fans boo Jericho. Jericho gets mad, but Suzuki puts his hands back. Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, but that just hurts his hand! Suzuki brings Jericho around to CHOP again! And again! Those are high, too! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS just keep going! Jericho’s CHOPS are slowing down, fans chant “CHOP FOREVER!” Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho backs away, and Suzuki cheers with the fans! Jericho snarls, talks some smack back, “Are you crazy?!” Suzuki says yes!

Jericho CHOPS, Suzuki grins, repeat. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho into the corner again, then CHOPS so hard, Jericho falls over! The fans fire up and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jericho stands up and Suzuki eggs him on. Jericho says Suzuki has to be insane, and he CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP, and Jericho gets frustrated. The CHOPS just keep going! Jericho flips Suzuki off then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS again and Jericho staggers away to a corner. Suzuki grins, Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOSP, eggs Jericho on, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS and Jericho staggers. Jericho comes back, the CHOPS keep going, and Suzuki again backs Jericho to a corner. The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going!

Jericho sits down in the corner, the ref checks him, and Suzuki fires the fans up again. Jericho’s chest is only redder, but so is Suzuki’s. Jericho stands, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOSP! The CHOP fest is far from over as they just keep going! Jericho gets the edge, but Suzuki is unfazed! He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho goes to ropes, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Suzuki revels in it, but Jericho is tiring out! That’s when Suzuki CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho, Dynamite returns to single picture, and you better believe the CHOPS keep going! Jericho kicks low and fires a forearm!

The fans boo Jericho ruining the fun, but he soaks up the heat. Jericho runs, to LARIAT! Suzuki falls and Jericho celebrates like he’s already won! Jericho then triangle jumps but Suzuki steps back, and CHOPS! Jericho swings, into a HANGING ARMBAR! The fans fire up as there’s no ropebreaks here! Jericho flails, endures, but Suzuki lets go to then drag Jericho out of the ring. Suzuki SMACKS Jericho off the desk! The fans fire up as Suzuki grabs a chair and brings it over! Suzuki JAMS Jericho up, SMACKS him on the back, and Jericho hobbles away. Suzuki grabs a second chair, KICKS Jericho down, then puts Jericho’s hand through the chair!

Suzuki grabs the first chair, he’s going to do Jericho like Jericho did Shibata! CON-CHAIR-TO on the arm! Jericho clutches his hand and Suzuki grins. The fans are thunderous, they want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Suzuki does one better and he bends the fingers! Suzuki brings Jericho over to the railing so fans can get a better look! Suzuki lets off, Taz sure loves this, and Suzuki eggs Jericho on. Jericho CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand! So Jericho CHOPS with the left! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho with a forearm! Suzuki puts Jericho in the ring, then grabs the bad hand to twist and wrangle Jericho into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Suzuki bends the fingers again, Jericho suffers while he reaches out futilely for ropes! Jericho rolls, but Suzuki bends the fingers even more! Jericho CLAWS Suzuki’s face! The fans boo but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Suzuki roars as he rises up and Jericho is shocked! Nashville is thunderous as Suzuki glares at Jericho. Jericho scowls back, and the forearms start flying! They go back and forth, Nashville still behind Suzuki. The two stand, Suzuki ROCKS Jericho, but Jericho hits back! And again! And again! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho and Jericho leans against ropes. Suzuki whips Jericho, follows him, shoots around, for the SLEEPER!

Jericho flails, but Suzuki spins him! But Jericho trips Suzuki! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as now Suzuki endures! Suzuki powers his way around and throws hands from below! Suzuki then BOOTS Jericho away, shoots around again, SLEEPER! Jericho flails, Suzuki spins him and reel shim in! Gotch hold, PILE- NO, Jericho fights free, and LOW BLOWS! The fans boo but it isn’t cheating this time! JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

It may not have been as extreme as other FTW Championship matches, but it was gritty, brutal and even downright nasty! But while Jericho holds up the belt, Suzuki rises to his feet! The Murder Grandpa snatches Jericho into a SLEEPER! And then the Gotch hold and PILEDRIVER!! The fans fire up as Suzuki stands tall, but here come Keith & Bill! No more ringside ban, and they beat Suzuki down! The fans boo as Bill & Keith CHOKE Suzuki! But wait! Here comes Shibata!! The Wrestler is 100%, and he also slides in from the crowd side! Shibata CLUBS Keith, CLUBS Bill, then ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, to bait him into a DUMP to the outside!

Keith ROCKS Shibata, fans boo, but Shibata whips to kitchen sink knee! Shibata throws off his shirt, but the Branches go running! They regroup with The Learning Tree, will The Wrestler make them all pay for everything they’ve done?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the NEW CMLL Women’s World Champion, congratulates her on that win, and asks what it means to have that title on her shoulder. Willow says she’s traveled the world and… Stokely Hathaway walks over. Stokely says hi, then Kris Statlander attacks! The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor beats Willow down, drags her back up, and smiles as she fireman’s carries Willow, for an F5 onto road cases! The Babe with the Power writhes, and Stokely says Willow knows why they’re here. Kris holds up the title and Stoke says next week on Dynamite, they have a Title Eliminator match for the CMLL Women’s World Championship.

Stokely asks Willow what she thinks, but Willow is in too much pain. Stokely says okay, she’ll let them know. Kris drops the belt onto Willow, but will Willow drop Kris when these two have it out in the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

It was earlier today that The American Dragon shared a conversation he had with Doc Sampson. Bryan knew that to be All In ready, he needed to do this, eat that, but this week, Doc told Bryan that his neck is fixable, so they need to keep it that way. Bryan says he’s good, he’ll work hard, do his best, and just enjoy the moment. Wembley Stadium! How awesome is that, right? But then in steps Jeff Jarrett! Double J tells Bryan that he was over there with RJ City, and he just wants to say this: Bryan knows better than anyone that Jarrett was crushed not to have won The Owen Cup. But in hindsight, Bryan overcame the odds Jarrett didn’t, and Bryan was the perfect guy to win.

Bryan has a date with destiny, and Jarrett couldn’t have been more proud to be in Calgary than to have been there when Bryan raised the cup. Bryan thanks Jarrett, and Jarrett says Bryan has Wembley in the crosshairs. And he’s facing a champion in Swerve Strickland, who knows exactly what he needs to do, is dialed in and focused on keeping that title. Jarrett knows Bryan needs to rest up physically, but there’s also a lot of mental recovery to get done. Bryan can sit on the fence, maybe even have one foot out the door, or even make an excuse. But Jarrett wants Bryan to know that if he’s going All In, then he better go All In.

A lot of people believe in Bryan. Jarrett is at the top of that list. The Last Outlaw leaves and Renee asks where all that sits with Bryan. Bryan says a lot of that is true. He has work to do. Bryan thanks Renee for the time and heads out. What will The American Dragon do to prepare himself inside and out for The Realest AEW World Champion, Swerve Strickland?

 

Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida!

The DMD returned to AEW at Forbidden Door, and has since then been calling out The CEO for a TBS Championship! But the Shining Samurai, a former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, is not letting Britt just have what she wants! Will Shida stake her own claim to Mercedes Mone’s gold? Or will Britt prove herself more than worthy with a big return victory?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Shida powers Britt to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off but Britt avoids the forearm! The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Shida!” “D M D!” The two tie up and Britt wrenches to a hammerlock. Britt snapmares then ghost pins, TWO! Shida staggers up and Britt runs up to headlock. Shida fights the takeover, lifts Britt, but Britt fights the suplex. They end up in a corner, Shida stomps then whips. Britt stops herself, slips around to roll Shida, TWO! Britt hurries to clamp onto arms! Shida fights but Britt rolls her to another ghost pin, TWO! Shida has a cover, TWO!

Britt headscissors, Shida rolls free and then slips away. The fans cheer the standoff and the two reset. They approach, Shida kicks low and TOSSES Britt out. Shida storms out after Britt, but the two brawl. Shida KNEES low, RAMS Britt into railing, then brings her around the way to make her sit in a corner. Shida climbs up to rain down fists! The fans fire up and count, Shida goes all the way to TEN! Shida fires up, the fans fire up, and then Shida brings Britt back into the ring. Shida then puts Britt on the apron, gets space, and runs in to KNEE LIFT! Shida roars and the fans fire up more while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Britt sputters, Shida drags her in and stomps her. Shida paces while Britt slowly sits up. Shida digs her knee into Britt against ropes, but the ref counts. Shida lets off, drags Britt up again, and CLUBS her on the back. Shida then scoops, carries Britt around, then SLAMS her down. Cover, TWO! Shida clamps right on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Britt endures being bent back, and she reaches out for ropes. Shida pulls Britt around but Britt still has the ROPEBREAK! Shida lets off in frustration, and she SLAPS Shida around. Shida drags Britt up to bump her off buckles, then bumps her off buckles again.

Shida brings Britt around and RAMS her into buckles! Britt falls back, Shida sits on her to cover, TWO! Shida’s cover was a little cocky so she puts Britt in the corner. Shida goes up but Britt shoves her back. Britt catches Shida for a BUCKLE SHOT! Shida sputters, Britt snarls, and both slowly sit up. Britt storms up to stomp Shida, then drags her up. Britt CLUBS Shida, ROCKS her, then reels her in. Shida fights the suplex, to CORNER SUPLEX Britt! Britt slumps off the buckles while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Britt bails out, and Shida goes up the ropes. Shida says she’s gonna give Britt another bloody nose!

But then Britt rolls in and CLUBS Shida down! Britt waistlocks, but avoids an elbow. Britt runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Britt whips, Shida reverses but Britt SLINGBLADES! And with some torque! Britt brings out her glove and puts it on! The fans fire up, Britt spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida runs up! Britt ROCKS Shida, fires off more shots, then storms up, into a KNEE! Shida hops around Britt to GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Britt and has the ARMBAR! Britt scrambles around, but Shida flips her over and facelocks. Gator roll and roll back into a GUILLOTINE! Britt endures, so Shida KNEES her down!

The fans fire up and Shida goes up the corner. Shida METE- NO, Britt dodges and SUPERKICKS! Britt runs but Shida dodges the stomp! Britt ripcords, but Shida stops the forearm to ROCK Britt! Shida runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shida drops to her knees but so does Britt and the fans are thunderous! Britt drags Shida up and reels her into an Alabama Lift, Shida sunset flips, jackknife bridges, TWO! Britt has the cover, TWO! Shida prawn holds, TWO!! Britt narrowly escapes and Shida is pissed! Shida hammers away on Britt’s head, then drags her up. Shida reels Britt in, FALCON- NO, Britt fights out and wrangles Shida down!

Britt wants the arm, Shida fights around, and Shida has the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, the fans fire up, and Shida sees her kendo stick! Shida resists temptation, storms up on Britt, but Britt ripcords and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives, but Britt clamps on! RINGS OF- NO, Shida powers out, blocks a superkick, then QUESTION MARK KICKS! Shida reels Britt in to FALCON ARROW! The fans are thunderous, Shida takes aim, KATA- NO, Britt fireman’s carries for a takeover, and has the RINGS OF SATURN!! Shida flails, but ends up in LOCKJAW!! Shida TAPS, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Add another classic into this storied rivalry! But wait, here comes The CEO to rain on Britt’s parade. Mone has a mic to say, “Wow. Britt, that was very impressive. What a strong victory over a former champion. Now, Britt, I know that you want a shot at this at All In. And what would be hotter than The CEO VS The DMD? So let’s get to it! Because I know that you and everybody here is waiting to hear my answer. And that answer is… NO.” The fans boo but we should’ve known she’d say that. Britt dares Mone to step inside, but wait, who is that?! Is that KAMILLE!? Formerly of NWA Power, but now here in AEW, doing Mone’s dirty work!

Kamille hauls Britt up, and marches around with her for a TORTURE RACK! Britt can only suffer the thrashing, before the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Kamille stands over Britt and Mone stands by her side. The CEO has signed a powerful insurance policy, will no one ever take the TBS Championship from her?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Holding all three belts, Christian Cage says, “Nashville, you haven’t earned the right to see Christian Cage in person, so I’ll be conducting my business from the bowels of the arena. Now this past Saturday on Collision, The Patriarchy triumphed when we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. And this Friday on Rampage, my son, Nick, is entered in the Royal Rampage, and he’s going to walk out as the brand new #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.” Now, Nick has earned the right to speak, so Christian gives him the floor. Nick says first, the AEW Trios Championships. And soon to be, #1 contender…

Nick spots something, and he asks Kip Sabian why he keeps seeing Kip around. Kip doesn’t know what Nick’s talking about, but Nick says he saw Kip last Saturday while The Patriarchy was headed to the ring, and now Kips right here. What’s his deal? There is no deal. Oh, is that so? Well, Nick knows Kip is also in the Royal Rampage, so Nick will throw Kip’s ass out. And by the way, no one cares that Kip’s dad died. Be a man and suck it up. Nick leaves but will Kip make Nick care when Nick has a Superbad time on Friday?

 

PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

Speaking of #1 contenders, despite Will Ospreay wanting his rematch at Wembley, The Bastard is still THE #1 contender to the International/American Championship. Will Pac show his full power against this powerhouse? Or will sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss be enough for Boulder to bulldoze The Bastard?

The bell rings and Pac steps right to Boulder. Boulder flexes, but Pac SOBATS! Pac facelocks, but he can’t suplex Boulder! Boulder suplexes Pac, but Pac slips free and kicks Boulder to a corner. Pac BOOTS Boulder, runs corner to corner, but Boulder CLOBBERS Pac! The fans boo but Boulder storms his way to a corner to go up and MOONSAULT! He FLOPS as Pac dodges! Pac UPPERCUTS, then goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN! Pac stomps away on Boulder, the ref counts, but Pac digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Pac seethes. Pac goes out to then climb a corner while Boulder staggers up.

Pac MISSILE DROPKICKS and down goes Boulder! The fans fire up and Pac storms over to Boulder. Pac reels Boulder in, and he actually suplexes Boulder, for a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by pinfall

Pac says this is HIS ring, and he scrapes Boulder out of it. But what is he to do if he wants to be part of Wembley and that International/American Championship fiasco?

 

Team AEW speaks.

Swerve Strickland tells Nashville, “Whose house? The spirit of AEW is on the rise tonight. And I asked these young gentlemen, these warriors, last week if they were ready to get violent. And quite frankly, we’re going to show The Elite what that’s all about. All while led by yours truly, the AEW World Champion-” Darby Allin tells Swerve to shut up. Swerve’s the leader? He’s going to go around telling everyone he’s leading them? He ain’t leadin’ nothing! This isn’t about Swerve, but about getting even with The Elite. Swerve and Darby won’t see eye to eye, not tonight or any night. Oh, okay, that’s what this is all about?

Well, when it’s all said and done, if Darby wants to get violent with Swerve, then Swerve would be more than happy to. Max Caster asks if “Sneaky Swerve” will be happy to get violent with him. Does he wanna get violent with the Best Wrestler Alive? The Acclaimed remembers what Swerve did to them. Hell, Caster will get violent with Darby, too, he doesn’t like Darby’s weird ass. Anthony Bowens says that’s right! They don’t care about the petty differences between Darby and Swerve. This is about The Acclaimed getting the AEW World Tag Team Championships back and eliminating The Young Bucks.

Swerve says they choose now to get like this? This is what they wanna do? Mark Briscoe steps in to mediate. Simmer down, boys. They gotta let the past be the past. Mark feels like the man that fell out the boat, because he ain’t in it. But tonight, put all that behind them! Tonight, they are Team AEW! And The Elite, we know your game plan! It’s divide and conquer, so we cannot allow that to happen! Tonight, stand united! And all the entitled and pompous ones worldwide will know that they ain’t safe! The violent people are here! They’re coming, baby! It’s on!! The team rallies behind The Chicken, but will they be able to stand together so they can stand tall tonight?

 

Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis!

No longer Toni Storm’s protege, understudy or anything of the sort, “The Glamour” that is the Queen of Harts is preparing to tear the AEW World Championship away from the Leading Lady. So will she make an example of Tennessee’s own? Or will she be upstaged by an upstart, just like Toni Storm?

The bell rings and Mariah SHOTGUNS Kaitland down! The fans fire up, Mariah fires off in the corner, but the ref counts. Mariah shoves Kaitland out of the corner, goes up the corner, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kaitland flounders, Mariah smirks and drags her up, to CLUB away on her like she did Toni Storm’s bloody forehead! Then she kisses Kaitland goodnight, also like she did Storm. Then Mariah runs to KNEE Kaitland, and fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! But Mariah isn’t done, she wants to have some fun. Mariah drags Kaitland into the corner, strikes a pose, then hits the SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

As she’s been doing for months, anything Storm can do, Mariah feels she can do better. Wait! Storm is here?! But then Mariah laughs, because she again pulled one over on us. WAIT! The ringside medic pulls off a wig and reveals she’s Toni Storm!! The fans are thunderous and Mariah senses something is wrong. Mariah turns around and sees Storm staring daggers! The two fire off haymakers and the fans erupt! Refs rush out here, fans boo, but the refs and security pull the two apart! Nashville wants to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see plenty of that in Wembley Stadium. Storm gets a mic and shouts, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE!? BECAUSE I AM!!”

Security does everything they can to keep Storm back. Is Storm’s Summer blockbuster going to be a revenge story a la Kill Bill?

 

Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW!

As Dean Malenko narrates, this isn’t just any normal grudge match. This is for the heart and soul of AEW as these ten men step into two rings and four walls of unforgiving steel. “Blood will be shed, but who has the most guts? Submission or surrender, who will survive?” The Elite has the advantage, and is almost completely golden as The Young Bucks have the tag titles, Kazuchika Okada has the Continental Championship and Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, but will gold matter when everything is about to be stained a crimson red?

First out for The Elite is the Scapegoat, Jack Perry! He even brings a chair with him because he isn’t taking any chances. Who will meet him from Team AEW? We find out, after the break.

Blood & Guts returns and Darby Allin makes his entrance! Fitting as the Relentless One wants after that TNT Championship. And also fitting is that Darby’s once again got thumbtacks all over the bottom of that skateboard! But Jack SMACKS Darby right at the cage door! The fans boo but Jack soaks it up while he goes out after Darby. Jack CLUBS Darby, hauls him up, and BOMBS him into the side of the cage! Jack drags Darby along, CLUBS him down again, then goes to fetch steel steps. Jack pushes the steps against railing, then brings Darby up. Jack whips Darby hard into the steps, and Darby tumbles up and over railing!

Fans fire up as the front row catches Darby in their laps! Jack soaks up the heat, stalks Darby into the crowd, and CLAWS Darby’s back! They now bring the fight around to the back of the floor level! They brawl, keep moving, and the fans fire up as they get to see more of the fight up close! Darby has fans move so he can push Jack all the way back to the railing! The fans fire up as Darby then LARIATS Jack back to ringside! Darby hops the railing, stalks Jack, and he drags Jack into the ring. The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and the cage closes. But Jack SMACKS Darby with a trash can!

Jack dumps out the can, brings out bright yellow cable, and he learned this one from Rush! Jack CHOKES Darby with the cord, then wedges the can into a corner. Jack stalks Darby, stomps him, then hauls him up to LAWN DART Darby into the trash can! Darby flops back and Jack grins. Jack soaks up more heat from Nashville, then brings the trash can back into the corner. Jack RAMS Darby’s head into the can, RAMS him again, then punches the can out and CHUCKS it at the cage. Jack riles the fans up, then soaks up the heat again. Jack goes back for Darby, taunts him, but Darby SPITS at him!

Darby then fires forearms on Jack, but the countdown is here! Darby CHOKES Jack with that yellow cable, but Jack DECKS him! And here comes Nicholas Jackson! One of the EVPs has a chair of his own, and a heavy metal suitcase! Jack CLUBS Darby, Nick waves to cameras, and then coordinates with Jack for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! The fans boo but The Elite soak up the heat. Jack sets up the chairs, Nick brings Darby over, and together, Jack & Nick double suplex, only for Darby to fight free! Darby whips Nick, Nick reverses but Darby goes up the ropes! Only for Nick to SHOVE him into the steel!

Darby slumps down the side of the cage, and Nick SUPERKICKS him into it! Nick then goes up and out to the apron to PENALTY KICK! Darby is stuck between ring and cage, Jack says the kick was good, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture.

Nick & Jack coordinate, and they wedge the trash can up against Darby. Jack runs to DROPKICK the can into Darby! Nick & Jack both soak up the heat, then they stomp Darby around. They drag Darby up, whips and drop toehold him onto the chair, face first! Jack stands on Darby’s neck while Nick takes a seat. They’re in no rush, after all. They LASH Darby with the yellow cable! Then CHOKE him with it! Darby suffers but Nick lets him go. Jack JAMS Darby up with a chair! Nick isolates Darby’s leg and Jack JAMS it! Darby writhes and flounders away but Nick puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Darby can again only suffer!

Nick stomps Darby, Darby goes to the apron but Nick stands on the bad leg. Darby flails but can’t get loose, and then Jack clamps on a chinlock! Jack stretches Darby backwards against the ropes, and then Nick lets off. Blood & Guts returns to single picture, and the countdown is here! The Elite stomps Darby, but here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion storms his way down to the ring, and he rallies right on Nick & Jack! Mark CHOPS away on Nick, BOOTS Jack, then ROCKS Nick with haymakers! Mark whips, Nick reverses, but Mark uses the chair to LEAPING LARIAT Jack in No Man’s Land!

Both Mark and Jack take a tumble into the second ring and the fans fire up! Mark fires up with Nashville, but Nick goes up and up and springboards, but into Mark’s EXPLODER! The fans fire up again, and Mark stomps Jack in a corner. Darby finds his skateboard, and he brings it along with him. Mark goes looking for goodies, and he brings a ladder out! Darby DUMPS Nick back tot he first ring, fires forearms, and Mark puts the ladder in a corner. Mark & Darby double whip Nick hard into the ladder! Nick flops around, ends up upside-down, and Mark goes after Jack. Mark CHOPS, Darby SLAMS the ladder onto Nick!

Mark whips Jack corner to corner, Jack reverses, but Mark goes up and over the ropes. Mark ROCKS Jack in return, then hurries up a corner! Mark aims at Nick, SWANTON on the ladder!! The fans are thunderous as Mark just shrugs that off! Nick writhes, clutches an arm, and Darby goes after Jack. Mark JAMS Nick with the ladder, wedges it in, and runs to BACK BODY BLOCK! Mark sandwiches Nick with the ladder, then Nick and ladder fall forward. The ladder gets Nick right in his bucks! The fans fire up as Darby JAMS Jack with a chair, and Mark hits a BRAINBUSTER on Nick! Mark finds that trash can and CHUCKS it at Nick!

The countdown finishes up again, and The Elite sends out Matthew Jackson! The other Buck is here, bringing a title belt and a second suitcase. What’re in those boxes anyway? Matt tosses his to Nick before he runs up on Mark. Mark ROCKS Matt, but Nick CLOBBERS Mark with the case! Darby runs up, kicks Nick, but Matt fakes Darby out! DDT on the briefcase! The case cracks open from the impact! Matt dribbles Mark’s face off the steel, and Mark’s busted open! The fans boo as Nick has Jack watch the cases. Matt scrapes Mark off the steel like a cheese grater, and then the Bucks sit Mark up top.

Matt stomps Darby, brings him up, and BUCKLE BOMBS him into Mark’s back! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS, for the Polar Express! The fans boo but Jack winds up. Matt CATAPULTS Darby into a CASE SHOT! Nick climbs up, and Matt gut wrenches Darby into a Canadian Rack. DOUBLE STOMP DOMINATOR COMBO! Then somersault for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER on Mark! The fans boo but The Elite soaks it all up. Jack stomps away on Mark in the corner, Matt TOSSES Darby to the second ring. Matt puts Mark over there, too, but the countdown returns. Jack SMACSK Mark with a case, but Team AEW sends… BOWENS!

The Five Tool Player storms down to the ring and he goes right for Nick! LAIRAT after LARIAT, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Bowens LARIATS Nick into No Man’s Land! Matt runs up but Bowens dodges to Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Jack runs up, into a kick! Bowens KICKS and FAMOUSERS! But Matt CHUCKS a case at Bowens! Mark BOOTS Matt, UPPERCUTS him, then scoop SLAMS him! The fans fire up as Mark climbs up a corner! But Matt trips Mark up onto his giblets! Darby fires off on Matt, runs, but into a LARIAT! The Bucks coordinate, and Matt brings Darby up. Matt gut wrenches, Nick jumps up, but Mark SUPER CUTTERS Nick!!

The fans are thunderous, Darby slips around and hits a SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans are thunderous as Darby has his skateboard! Mark holds Matt in place, for the SKATEBOARD STOMP!! The tacks get left behind in Matt’s arm!! Bowens BUSTS open a toolbox, and he finds scissors~! Darby sends Jack to him, Bowens SCISSOR STABS Jack in the forehead!! Not what you’d think scissoring meant but here we are! Darby ROCKS Nick, Bowens STABS away on Jack’s head! And then he opens the scissors, to go after Jack’s mouth?!? The fans tell Bowens he’s sick, and Jack’s about to look like The Joker soon!

Mark JAMS Matt with crutches, but the countdown returns. The Elite send out The Rainmaker! Bowens storms into the first ring to meet Okada, who is bringing that Rainmaker Drive street sign. Okada and Bowens stare down, then Okada swings! SMACK for Bowens! SMACK for Briscoe! Darby kicks low, runs, but into a SMACK! Okada sets the sign down, reels Mark in and gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE onto the sign!! Mark’s crimson mask only grows as Okada stands him up, ripcord and middle finger, for a LOW BLOW! Mark staggers, Nick holds up a chair, and Okada DROPKICKS the chair into Mark!

The fans boo but Okada grins. Matt wants someone to check his arm, and Jack works to get those tacks out of there, while Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Nick has his own crimson mask forming but he helps Okada beat down on Team AEW. Jack also has a crimson mask from all that violent scissoring. Nick uses a hammer to CHOKE Mark, and Okada CHOKES Bowens with a chain! The Bucks look and behold, they find a table! They put that in the ring, Okada keeps Bowens down and Jack stomps Mark. The Bucks bring the table all the way into the second ring, even as the brawling continues all over. Jack JAMS Mark with a chair, Matt scoops to SLAM Bowens on the table. Okada scoops Bowens and SLAMS him on the table! Matt punches away on Mark, then digs his boot in.

Nick stomps Darby, then Matt mocks the crane stance before he BOOTS Mark down. Nick SHINING WIZARDS Darby, then SHINING WIZARDS Mark! Nick soaks up the heat, Matt rains down fists on Darby, and Okada CLUBS Bowens in No Man’s Land. Jack joins in to mug Bowens, and then the Bucks SMACK Mark with the toolbox itself! Nick mocks the fans rallying, but Mark ROCKS Nick! Mark fires off fast hands, but Matt storms over to stop him. Matt and Mark brawl now, Okada joins in, but Mark fires forearms and chops! Okada doesn’t flinch! Mark CHOPS again, Okada ROCKS and BOOTS and fires off on Mark!

Blood & Guts returns to single picture yet again, and the countdown is back. Team AEW sends Max Caster! He has a mic, but not for rapping! Platinum Max dodges Okada to MIC BOP him! Caster then takes off his chain so he can CHAIN FIST Nick! And CHAIN FIST for Matt! And then one for Jack! Caster whips Nick hard into steel! And he SMACKS Jack with a chair! Caster goes up a corner, aims at Okada, and the fans fire up for Caster’s FLYING CHAIR SHOT!! The fans are thunderous as Caster then goes looking for things. Bowens SMACKS Okada for himself, and Darby CHOKES the Rainmaker for good measure.

Caster brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans fire up as Caster places that down, then he and Bowens bring Okada up. DOUBLE SUPLEX- NO, Jack & Nick make the save! The fans boo but Nick fires off on Bowens, Jack is after Caster! Jack TOSSES Caster, The Bucks whip Bowens into a corner. Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Bowens onto the barbed wire board! Bowens writhes and rises up, only for Matt to scoop SLAM him on the board!! The fans are cringing, but Matt brings out a second barbed wire board! Matt presses that down onto Bowens for the world’s most violent sandwich! Nick then climbs up, to SWANTON BOMB!!

The fans lose their minds while Bowens writhes from being turned into a violent panini! But wait, now Okada has brought out something. It’s a mysterious black bag! And out pours so many thumbtacks! Okada shoves those tacks into Caster’s mouth! Then The Bucks pump up their special edition Reeboks! Jack holds Caster in place for the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Caster sputters, coughing up tacks, and Nick says, “Yo, listen! He ain’t rappin’ anymore!” The countdown returns, and The Elite is complete now that Hangman Page is here! At least, he should be here. The Bucks wait, but The Black Hat isn’t coming?

Darby and Mark fight back on Jack and the Bucks! Okada fights with Caster but Mark goes after Okada! Darby COFFIN SPALSHES Nick, COFFIN SPLASHES Matt, repeat! Then Darby sends Nick into Matt, to then feed Nick to Mark for a CORNER EXPLODER! Mark BOOTS Jack, Caster stands to stand on Nick’s neck! Bowens wraps barbed wire around his leg!? Caster opens Nick up, Bowens goes up, and despite the pain he’s causing himself, he still BARBED WIRE ME TIMBERS!! Nick experiences his own painful scissoring, and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Mark puts the barbed wire boards aside.

The countdown is back, and that means Swerve is now here! Prince Nana gets everyone dancing as the AEW World Champion makes his way out, but NOW Hangman is here! Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve from behind with a chair! Swerve is his only target so now Hangman has a reason to fight! Hangman fires fists on Swerve, then brings out handcuffs!! Hangman cuffs Swerve to the side of the cage! Swerve tries to fight back but Hangman fires hands! Mark fireman’s carries Matt but Matt CLAWs Mark’s eyes! Matt is free, and Okada SHOTGUNS Mark into the barbed wire boards! Mark is already bleeding from one side, will he be bleeding from his back now?

Hangman cuffs Swerve’s other arm to the cage, Swerve is defenseless! But Nana hurries to fight Hangman! Hangman DECKS Nana, and then snatches the title belt. Hangman says Swerve has never deserved this title, it should never have been Swerve’s! Then Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve with the belt! Hangman fires hands on Swerve, and says he will eat Swerve alive! Hangman just hammers away with haymakers. The Bucks DOUBLE POWERBOMB Mark onto barbed wire! But then Matt gets a mic to shout at Hangman, “What are you doing?!” Hangman, look at Matt! They had a deal! And a deal is a deal, Hangman!

Last time, The Bucks suspended Hangman and he sat at home. But now, if Hangman doesn’t get in the ring, he is FIRED. Hangman hears that, and he leaves Swerve behind to step into the ring. Nick locks the cage so no one else can get in or out. The refs say no, all ten men have to be inside first. Matt says who cares? He’s an EVP, just do what he says! The bell rings so that Blood & Guts can “officially begin.” Jack goes after Bowens, Hangman argues with Matt, but Okada steps in. The Cowboy and the Rainmaker argue, and Okada shoves Hangman! But then Darby and Mark rush up! Darby jumps on Hangman while Mark fires hands on Matt!

Caster rises up, he CLUBS away on Okada! Bowens turns things around on Jack! Mark rains fists on Matt, Swerve fights and he already has one arm free. Swerve works to get the other arm free, but Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Caster JAMS Nick up with the Rainmaker Drive sign, Mark SMACKS Hangman with what’s left off a barbed wire board, but Nick CHUCKS trash can at Darby! Mark CLUBS away on Hangman, Okada JAMS Bowens with a crutch, and Hangman fights up. Matt runs to SHOTGUN the trash can into Caster’s head! Nick brings that can around to SMACK Darby with it. Okada CHOKES Bowens with the crutch while The Bucks taunt Swerve. Mark and Hangman brawl, Bowens SMACKS Okada with the crutch! Mark fireman’s carries Hangman for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Mark then hurries up a corner! FROGGY-BOW, onto knees!

Mark writhes, The Bucks continue to taunt Swerve, but Bowens scoop SLAMS Okada onto Hangman! Matt whips Caster to a corner, sends Nick in, but Caster TOSSES Nick! Matt runs in but Caster TOSSES him, too! But then the Bucks DOUBLE GIRI Caster! Okada Alabama Lifts Caster for a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Jack bounces off the cover, but The Elite keep Caster down. Blood & Guts returns to single picture one more time, and  Bowens fights back. The Bucks knock him over, and wait! Jeff Jarrett is storming out here?! Karen, Sonjay & Lethal try to stop him, but he and his guitar are going to ringside!

Wait, here comes Brandon Cutler to stop Jarrett. The EVP’s little sidekick says don’t even dare getting involved! But wait, here comes Daddy Ass! Billy Gunn grabs Cutler, tells him to “SUCK IT!” then ROCKS him with a right! Jarrett adds the SMASH HIT! Cutler falls, and both Billy and Jarrett free Swerve! The cuffs are tricky, though, but Nana brings out bolt cutters! Team AEW fights The Elite, and the cuffs are off! Nana hands Swerve the bolt cutters to start making a hole in the cage itself! The fans fire up as Swerve is in and he deals out LARIATS for every member of The Elite! DROPKICK for Okada, then an UPPERCUT!

Swerve snapmares Okada, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Nick attacks but Swerve slips around to BACKBREAKER, and POWERBOMB into Matt! Jack runs up but Swerve hip tosses him down! Then gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! There are still some tacks on the mat, too! But now, Hangman and Swerve lock eyes. The fans are losing their minds seeing these two head for No Man’s Land. Both men step inside, and they fire off haymakers! The fans erupt again as Swerve gets the edge with shots high and low! But Hangman dodges one to LARIAT Swerve into the second ring!

Hangman aims, slingshot and BUCK- NO, Swerve catches the lariat to arm-drag Hangman, shift around, but Hangman kicks free of the armbar! Hangman has a piece of board, and he DIGS the barbed wire into Swerve’s forehead! Swerve pushes the board back, and Darby hops onto Hangman for CODE RED! Okada FLAPJACKS Darby! Okada looks around, The Elite regroup with him, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mark! But Mark rebounds to DOUBLE LARIAT The Bucks! Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES Mark! Swerve somersault COMPLETE SHOTS Jack! Okada stomps Bowens but Bowens hits back!

The fans are thunderous as The Acclaimed regroup. They clear some space, and Swerve brings a staple gun! Swerve stalks Hangman and wants to bring this back to Texas Death! Hangman fights off the stapler, and Nick LOW BLOWS Swerve! Matt finally opens that metal briefcase, and inside are more staple guns! The Elite is armed and dangerous now! Swerve stands his ground but that’s 4v1! Jack STAPLES Swerve from behind, and then so does Nick! Matt and Okada join in, they staple Swerve from all sides! The fans boo, but Swerve is laughing?! The fans say they’re all sickos! Nick runs up, Swerve blocks his staple attack!

Matt kicks, Swerve blocks that, and he makes Nick STAPLE Matt! Then Swerve makes Nick sit on the top rope, then STAPLES his forehead! Jack runs up, into a BACKBREAKER and STAPLE! Okada DROPKICKS Swerve, ripcords, and gives a middle finger! So Swerve STAPLES that finger!! Hangman slingshots, Swerve dodges, BUCKSHOT hits Okada!! Then Swerve STAPLES Hangman in the cheek!! Then HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve went John Wick on everyone, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture one more time!

Swerve revels in the energy from Nashville, then he goes up top. KILL- NO, Hangman avoids the stomps! Swerve goes out after Hangman as Hangman crawls out through the hole in the cage! Swerve BOOTS Hangman, they brawl up the ramp and then to the stage! Swerve brings Hangman around into a SLEEPER! They go around the back of the tunnel, and then FALL OFF THE STAGE! They crash down through spare tables!! Matt hurries out of the cage and up the ramp, asking what the heck, but Bowens is in pursuit! Bowens ROCKS Matt, ROCKS him again, and brings him back to the ring. Caster and Nick join in, Nick SMACKS Caster with a trash can lid!

Nick SMACKS Bowens with a trash can lid! Nick goes to his brother’s side, and the Bucks go grab a table! They bring that table around to the side while Darby fires hands on Jack. The Bucks set up two tables side by side on the outside here. Mark brawls with Okada, and Blood & Guts goes to break.

Blood & Guts returns and tables have appeared in the ring, but The Bucks have constructed a double decker on the outside! Bowens has been put in between all those tables, and Nick says it’s time! Nick climbs up, Matt holds Bowens down, but Caster CLUBS Matt! Caster whips Matt into barriers! Bowens climbs up after Nick now and Nick panics! Nick kicks away on Bowens, CLUBS him, but Bowens hits back! Nick SMACKS Bowens off steel! And again! Bowens wobbles, but Nick SMACKS him again! Bowens falls through all the tables!! The fans lose their minds again and Nick gloats from way up high.

But wait, in the ring! Mark kicks Okada low, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Matt returns inside but Mark kicks him, for a JAY DRILLER!! Jack is up, but even he gets a JAY DRILLER!! Nick returns, but Mark has him, too! JAY DRILLER!!! Darby puts Jack on a table, and Mark fires hands on Matt. Mark puts Matt on a table, Darby SMACKS Jack with a kendo stick! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW on Matt through the table!! Darby goes up, to then climb the truss and even Spider-Man up to the beams up above! Darby hangs over Jack like a bat, before a SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Jack writhes while fans lose their minds all over again!

Caster returns into the ring, he brings the case over, and he opens it up. This one has handcuffs!? Caster hands those over to Mark, and Mark uses those to cuff Jack to the steel! Caster keeps Matt down, then he hands a kendo stick to Mark! Mark SMACKS Jack! Jack refuses to give up so Mark SMACKS him again! Mark wants Jack to say it, but Jack shakes his head. So another SMACK and the kendo stick breaks! Jack SPITS in Mark’s face! Darby has a mic to say if Jack’s not gonna quit, then let’s get the party started. The fans fire up hearing that, and Darby goes looking under the ring. Darby goes way under there…

Mark meanwhile HEAD SHOTS Jack with his own Scapegoat chair!! Jack sputters, but he refuses to give in! Mark tells Jack to just say it. Jack refuses, so Mark aims at Matt, who is also cuffed. Mark says you hit the EVP, you’re good as done! Caster SMACKS Okada off steel, and Darby returns with an OIL CAN AND LIGHTER!! The fans are losing their minds, Mark is also panicking, but Darby storms right up to Jack. Darby douses Jack with gasoline, a throwback to Anarchy in the Arena! Darby smirks as he says he is gonna light Jack on fire if he doesn’t quit. Jack doesn’t think he’s serious, but he should remember back to Anarchy in the Arena…

For that matter, Darby wants a TNT Championship match at All In! Agree to that, or Darby lights Jack on fire! Mark is freaking out, but Jack is defiant to the end! Matt talks with Darby, saying that as an EVP, he can make this happen! Matt says if Darby wants the match, then it is done! But let’s stop, this has gone too far! Darby says hell no. Matt has to say it, or Jack’s lit on fire. Matt says fine! The Elite quit! The Elite quit!! The bell rings, Team AEW wins!!

Winners: Team AEW, by surrender

Darby smiles at Jack and points to the All In sign. The Scapegoat was saved by The Bucks, but will he be able to survive the Relentless One in Wembley? Or will Darby once again be the Face of TNT?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, and I appreciate that since it was Blood & Guts night, they kept it to more matches than talking, and even then we had fewer matches since Blood & Guts itself was the whole second hour. Good opening promo stuff with Ospreay and MJF, but I’m a little torn with what MJF is up to. Converting the International Championship into the American Championship is what NJPW just did with the United States Championship becoming the United Kingdom Championship becoming the Global Championship, it just needs Moxley being in here. But I do have to admit, the American Championship looks so good, I kinda want MJF just to establish that since AEW loves having a ton of belts anyway.

And another complicated detail is that Pac is #1 contender to said American/International Championship. Will he have to use his title shot at Battle of the Belts this weekend? Or will he “talk with Tony Khan” and make things a Triple Threat, so that Pac essentially takes the Moxley role? Either option seems a shame for Pac, because he isn’t winning the title in either scenario. No title ever changes hands on a Battle of the Belts special, and I recall Moxley taking the loss to Finlay in that Global Championship story so Pac would probably take the loss in this International/American Championship story.

Jericho VS Suzuki was a great match, especially with how many chops were thrown. They didn’t even need to go as extreme as FTW Rules allow because everyone loved the chop-a-thon. Jericho winning made sense, and I’d say Suzuki being able to get back up doesn’t make sense after he got hit by Judas Effect, but it was of course to bring out Bill & Keith. And then Bill & Keith were for bringing Shibata out and Shibata getting some semblance of revenge. Jericho VS Shibata for the FTW Championship one more time could be a great Battle of the Belts match, though, so I hope they do it.

Great match from Britt VS Shida, and of course a great win for Britt. Mone showing up was a given, as was her refusing to face Britt. Kamille showing up was a great surprise, and she’s already jumping right into a great story being Mone’s muscle. I have a feeling Britt will have to beat Kamille to get her shot at the TBS Championship. Really good promo from Willow, Stokely and Kris in that it was just an ambush by Stokely & Kris. Willow VS Kris as an Eliminator will be great stuff, and I have a feeling Kris wins that to then set up the title match, possibly for All In to keep the Forbidden Door vibes going.

Great promo segment Bryan and Jarrett, and I like Jarrett encouraging Bryan to make sure he’s 100% for All In. Great stuff with Mariah May and Toni Storm, especially the double swerve for Storm to make her appearance. This adds some great heat to their title match, and I still can’t be sure who wins. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and with the Royal Rampage returning to set up a world championship match for AEW Grand Slam in late September, just about anyone can come out of that the winner. It probably won’t be Nick Wayne or Kip Sabian, though. Though, Nick does have beef with Swerve so it isn’t completely impossible.

And great promos to hype up Blood & Guts. The Elite beating up Christopher Daniels was an interesting detail, but of course The Elite cheats by having a rigged coin. Mark Briscoe helping iron out the dysfunction in Team AEW was good stuff, too, because Darby and Swerve also have beef that dates back a long time. Blood & Guts itself was awesome, and this was certainly one of the grittier Blood & Guts matches. Good use of references back to other hardcore matches, from the Rainmaker Drive sign to the staple guns.

Though admittedly, B&G requiring a submission or surrender kinda forces them to drag stuff out. Many times, a pin would’ve surely won, but doing away with pins means no one has to worry about being too tired to kick out or missing a cue to break up a cover. That aside, Swerve and Hangman taking each other out with that stage spot was not expected, but I did appreciate the dysfunction between Hangman and the rest of The Elite beforehand. Hangman and Okada should definitely have it out for the Continental Championship at some point, though.

Jack VS Darby for the TNT title at All In was a given, but Darby threatening immolation was an unorthodox way to get there. And I feel like there’s going to be dysfunction now between Jack and the Bucks. Jack’s whole thing is sacrifice, yet Matt wasn’t willing to watch him be burned head to toe just for a match. Jack could use this to become even darker and crazier than The Bucks ever were and he could go rogue from The Elite.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (7/20/24)

Can the Collision Cowboys keep the gold?

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The World Trios Championships are up for grabs!

Jay White’s hurt, the Bang Bang Gang was stripped, but Juice Robinson & The Gunns will fight to regain the Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships! But can they stop The Patriarchy from taking over?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Darby Allin VS The Beast Mortos; Darby wins.
  • Skye Blue VS Hikaru Shida; Shida wins, by stoppage.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Tony Nese w/ The Premier Athletes; Fenix wins.
  • Roderick Strong VS Tomohiro Ishii; Roddy wins.
  • Holo.grm VS Gringo Loco; Holo.grm wins.
  • Lumberjack match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Deonna wins.
  • Vacated Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Patriarchy; The Patriarchy wins and are the new Unified World Trios Champions.

PLAY BY PLAY

Darby Allin VS The Beast Mortos!

The ESports Stadium in Texas fires up as The Relentless One is back in action! He’s getting ready for Blood & Guts this Wednesday, but will he be red hot going into Dynamite? Or will he not get past the beast standing in his way?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Darby circles with Mortos, they tie up, and Mortos powers Darby to a corner. The ref counts, Mortos lets off and the two reset. They circle, tie up, and Darby slips around to waistlock. Mortos just throws Darby right off! The fans are torn, but Darby keeps his focus on Mortos. They feel things out, tie up, and Mortos headlocks. The fans rally for Darby but Mortos SWINGS him into the takeover! Darby keeps his shoulders up, moves around and stands up, to then power up and out. But Mortos runs him over! Mortos soaks up the heat, things speed up, and Darby hurdles.

Darby then ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOTGUN! Mortos bails out, Darby DIVES and direct hit at the ramp! The fans fire up and Darby hobbles up. Darby drags Mortos up and gets some space, to COFFIN SPLASH him against railing! The fans fire up with Darby, he refreshes the ring count, then brings Mortos around to SMACK him off the apron. Darby goes up the apron, runs and leaps, but Mortos catches him! Mortos SWINGS Darby into steel steps! The fans boo but Mortos eggs Darby on. Mortos drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, and he tells the fans to hush. The fans boo instead, but Mortos stands on Darby’s legs!

Mortos pulls Darby’s arms and pulls him back into the ROMERO SPECIAL, to then FLING him into buckles! The fans boo more but Mortos paces. Mortos drags Darby up, and he CLAWS Darby’s face! The ref counts, Darby fires body shots! Darby fires forearms, then runs, but into a SUPER DUPER POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans rally behind him. Mortos is frustrated by that, and he stand Darby up. Mortos gorilla presses but Darby slips free! Darby O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Springboard and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this and he goes to ropes.

Darby storms up and fires forearms and CHOPS! Darby whips, Mortos reverses, and Mortos catches Darby’s Coffin Drop! Darby fires elbows, shoves him away, but Mortos comes back! Sunset flip, but Darby sits on it! Mortos pushes up but Darby rolls him to a cover, TWO! Darby clamps on with a SLEEPER! The fans rally, Mortos fights up, and Mortos runs to BACKPACK CANNONBALL! Both men are down, but Mortos huffs ‘n’ puffs as he rises up. The fans rally for Darby as Darby flounders in the corner. Mortos brings his kneepads down, runs in, but Darby dodges! Mortos tumbles up and out, no cameramen harmed in the fall!

Darby goes up to SUPER COFFIN DROP! Down goes Mortos again and the fans lose their minds! Darby drags Mortos back up, puts him in the ring, and then climbs up. But Mortos HEADBUTTS Darby down! Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO TOPE!! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous again! They cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving them this opener. The ring count starts, Mortos drags Darby up and puts him in the ring. Mortos storms in, runs up, and he SPEARS Darby inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans fire up! Darby crawls, Mortos hushes fans again, but they just boo.

Mortos drags Darby up but Darby CHOPS! Mortos UPPERCUTS Darby right down! The fans boo as Mortos flexes, and he eggs Darby on. Darby slowly rises, Mortos kicks him, so Darby CHOPS again! Mortos DECKS Darby again! Mortos soaks up the heat, blows snot at Darby, then eggs Darby on. Darby slowly rises up, and he fires fast hands! Darby hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives but the fans rally up. Darby crawls away to a corner, rises up, and the fans rally behind him. But Mortos runs up to UPPERCUT first! Darby wobbles up top but Mortos goes up after him! Mortos brings Darby to the very top, but Darby fights back!

But then Mortos lifts Darby and SUPER GORILLA PRESS SLAMS him!! The fans lose their minds again, Mortos drags Darby to a cover, TWO!! Darby survives again and the fans rally hard as ever. Mortos drags Darby up to suplex him up top! Mortos ROCKS Darby, then climbs up to join him. Fireman’s carry, but Darby fires elbows! Darby turns things into a SUPER CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Darby goes up while Mortos flounders, COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Both men were relentless tonight, but it’s Darby who survives their Collision! Will Darby be even more dangerous when he steps inside the double ring, double cage that is Blood & Guts?

Darby gets a mic to have his music cut. He says people tell him to slow down, or else he won’t be able to walk when he’s 30. Well, he is 30 now, and he feels wonderful! The only thing is, Darby doesn’t take the night off. Darby doesn’t forget being a dishwasher. He’d rather get kicked in the face any night of the week than go back to that. And we’re getting ready for Blood & Guts, and it’s very fitting that Darby’s finally in one. If anyone saw Sting’s final match, they saw Darby’s guts hanging out! He has a scar on his side that looks like Harry Potter’s forehead, and it stings every day. The fans cheer that!

Darby wants to talk the EVPs for a second, The Young Bucks. What sucks about them is that they never come to Collision, they never advertise the shows on the news or radio. It is Darby! AEW is Darby’s baby now! And he will stop at nothing to make sure everyone knows! Darby wouldn’t be here if not for The Bucks, that’s no secret, but man, they suck so bad now. And Jack Perry… Oh, Jack Perry. TNT Champion? No, that title means everything to Darby, and he will stop at nothing until the belt is around his waist again. So All In is around the corner… If Jack has the balls, let’s play! Darby is ready for Blood & Guts, see you Wednesday!

 

The Acclaimed speak.

Max Caster says, “Yo! Listen! The Elite, Blood & Guts next week, Team AEW is about to stomp on those tiny little nuts.” Billy Gunn tells Caster to just stop right there. That is not what the match is about. It is not about Bowens being The Scissor King, or about Caster being a rapper. It is about being the best wrestlers alive, and about being a badass! They need to bring this fight to The Elite! Time to nut up or shut up! Daddy Ass is fired up for his boys, and that fires them up! Bowens & Caster are ready to get serious, will they make The Young Bucks pay for playing games with them?

 

Skye Blue VS Hikaru Shida!

To be the best, you gotta beat one of the best, and that is why Chicago Skye called out the former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion! Will Skye use this Collision to build momentum? Or is she just going to give Shida her own rebound victory towards a title?

The bell rings and Skye BOOTS Shida down! Skye bumps Shida off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off. Skye brings Shida around to bump off buckles again, then stomps her more. Shida hits back, but Skye ROCKS her for it. Skye brings Shida around again, but Shida breaks free to ROCK Skye! Skye fires another forearm, but so does Shida! They go back and forth, faster and faster, then Shida fires off a flurry! Shida ROCKS Skye, fires up, then catches Skye to spin her. Skye ELBOWS Shida first, then runs, but into a KNEE! Shida runs but Skye SHINING WIZARDS at the ropes! Skye snapmares and runs up, but Shida blocks!

Shida spins Skye, ducks the spin kick and rolls Skye up! Skye rolls through but Shida DROPKICKS her out of the ring! The fans fire up and Shida watches Skye go around the way. Shida goes up and CROSSBODIES! Down goes Skye and the ref has Doc Sampson check. Shida gets herself a chair while she waits, and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Shida paces while Skye is checked out. That fall really rocked her, maybe even beat up a leg. Shida paces, then goes back into the ring to wait. Shida keeps the fans fired up, but it doesn’t look good for Skye. Shida checks with the ref, and it seems the match has been called! Shida wins by default!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by medical stoppage

A real shame for Skye, as she was the one who wanted this fight. But Shida is still moving on, will she be waiting on the champions after All In?

 

Lancer Archer is going nuts backstage!

He is beating up and throwing around prospects left and right! One guy walks in, sees what’s going on, and turns right around, only for Archer to grab him and CHUCK him into the garage door! “It seems everyone has forgotten who the Murderhark Monster is! Everyone’s forgotten just what I can do. And it’s time to remind you all!” Archer CHUCKS a trash can into another guy, #EverybodyDies! Who else will be unfortunate enough to face Archer’s wrath?

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! And hello, Minoru Suzuki. We’ve been waiting a long time for this match, haven’t we? For four years, I’ve been thinking of Suzuki VS Jericho. For four years, I’ve been wanting this match in the Tokyo Dome, or on Dynamite. And now, this Wednesday, the match comes true. It’s a dream match for sure. First time ever! But for you, Minoru, it’s gonna be a nightmare. Get ready for some night sweats and night terrors just thinking what I’m gonna do to you, and even worse after the match. They talk about Blood & Guts this Wednesday. This match is gonna be far more violent than that.

“They call you The Murder Grampa, one of the most violent men who ever came outta Japan. Well, Suzuki, if there’s anybody that can match you blow for blow, experience for experience, match for match, it’s me. So Suzuki, I can’t wait to teach you a few very valuable lessons. And one of them is gonna be you should’ve never turned down The Learning Tree when I asked you to be my partner, and you never should’ve come to the ring during TV Time last week on Dynamite. Suzuki, this is it, one for the ages. Like I said, first time ever, Jericho, Suzuki, Learning Tree VS the most violent man in Japanese history, I can’t wait.

“We’ll see you on, Wednesday, Suzuki, you’re not gonna like it. Thanks, guys!” The Learning Tree has been rather delusional these days, but has he reached a new level with this? Or does he have something up his sleeve to help him survive Suzuki?

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Tony Nese w/ The Premier Athletes!

The Immortal Firebird just won big last night on Rampage alongside Penta El Zero Miedo, but there’s no slowing down with him! However, “Smart Mark” Sterling has everyone stop so his client can say something very important. Nese takes the mic, even as fans boo, and Nese says “When they said everything is bigger in Texas, I’m gonna be honest. I thought they were talking about the cars, the houses. But the reason why they say that, now i can see, is because all of you are terribly, terribly FAT!” The fans boo but Nese says yes, it upsets him, too. But it isn’t entirely their fault. It is not. It’s because they haven’t had real athletes to look up!

Who’re they looking up to? The under-500 Texas Rangers? So, Nese’s lawyer, THE GREATEST lawyer in pro-wrestling, Sterling has made a contract to give a lucky individual an opportunity. But more importantly, it gives every single piece of trash here tonight to see what a real athlete looks like! But here comes Fenix! Will he make Nese regret flexing on Texas?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Fenix and Nese circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Nese wrenches, wristlocks, and grinds the arm. Fenix moves around, uses ropes to flip through, and then he wrenches to wristlock back. The fans rally as Fenix twists the wrist, but Nese fights up. Fenix HEADBUTTS the arm, but Nese fights up again. Fenix wrenches, Nese rolls, and then Nese throat chops! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Nese SOBATS Fenix to run and BOOT! And WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Fenix is still in this, but Nese soaks up the heat. Nese stalks Fenix but the fans chant “You Still Suck!”

Nese CLUBS Fenix with crossface forearms, taunts the fans, then he drags Fenix up. Fenix knees free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then springboards, but the ropes give out! Cover, TWO! Nese drags Fenix by his leg, stomps away, and Fenix crawls away. Nese stalks Fenix, stomps the leg more, then brings him up. Nese CHOPS, Fenix CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS keep going! Fenix fires up and he CHOPS! Nese falls back against ropes while Fenix eggs him on! Nese kicks low, whips, but Fenix reverses and DROPKICKS! Nese bails out, Fenix gets the bad leg moving, and he builds speed, only for Sterling to save Nese!

Fenix slides out, glares at Sterling, then ROCKS Nese! Daivari steps up but that’s a distraction. Same for Josh Woods! The ref reprimands, Nese blocks the superkick to then SUPERKICK back! Fenix falls, Nese slides into the ring, and that lets the Premier Athletes mug Fenix! The fans boo but the ref misses it all as Collision goes picture in picture.

Fenix clutches his leg, drags himself up, and Daivari talks trash on the fans. Nese AX HANDLES Fenix, but then Fenix shoves Nese. Nese ROCKS Fenix, CHOPS him again, but Fenix just CHOPS back! Nese kicks the bad leg, then whips Fenix hard into railing! Fenix falls over, Nese flexes while soaking up heat, and he goes back for Fenix. Nese puts Fenix in the ring, stomps him, then paces around. Nese drags Fenix up, TOSSES him up, and the Premier Athletes mug Fenix again! Fenix tumbles away to the ramp while Abrahantes protests, but that just lets even Sterling get his shots in! Fenix storms up on Sterling and he runs away as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Nese covers, TWO! Fenix is still in this, but Nese pushes him around. Fenix CHOPS back! Fenix eggs Nese on, Nese SLAPS, so Fenix CHOPS! Nese fires a haymaker, talks trash, but Fenix fires body shots. Nese stands Fenix up to CHOP him back down! Nese drags Fenix to a cover, ONE! Nese is annoyed but he drags Fenix up. Fenix CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Nese throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Nese HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Then he slingshots to roll Fenix up, TWO! Nese deadlifts to a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives and the fans fire up!

Nese and the Premier Athletes are frustrated but the fans rally behind Fenix. Nese drags Fenix up, pushes him to a corner and he fires haymakers! The fans boo but Nese sits Fenix down. The ref counts, Nese lets off, and Nese brings down the kneepads. Nese goes side to side, but Fenix somersaults to SPIKE-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Nese survives, but Fenix BOOTS him! Fenix runs in to JUMP SOBAT! Nese wobbles, Fenix brings him around to wrench, but Daivari gets on the apron! Fenix runs Daivari off, but Nese runs in! Fenix DUMPS Nese out onto Daivari! The fans fire up and Fenix builds speed to FLY! Down go ALL the Premier Athletes!

The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Sterling panics. Fenix rises, and he puts Nese in. The fans rally behind Fenix as he climbs. Fenix reaches the top rope, but Sterling gets on the apron! So Fenix tightrope walk PENALTY KICKS him down! But Nese rolls Fenix! SOBAT HEEL KICK! Nese goes up and up and PREMIER 450! Cover, TWO!! Nese is furious that Fenix survives but the fans are thunderous! Nese drags himself over and brings Fenix up. Nese pump handles, lifts, but Fenix slips free and SUPERKICKS! Nese leans against ropes, Fenix goes up, tightrope PENALTY KICK! Fenix goes up to FROG SPLASH! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

It was practically 4v1 but Fenix still wins out! Will this momentum help Fenix head after whatever championship he wants after All In?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He welcomes us back to the ESports Stadium, and welcomes in two men AEW loves, it’s FTR! The fans fire up as Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood make their way out, having made their return just last week to help Tommy Billington against The Don Callis Family. FTR joins Schiavone in the ring and he brings up that big return to stand up to the Don Callis Family. Thankfully they did, so he asks their thoughts. Cash says if you ask him, Dynamite Kid Tommy Billington has one of the brightest futures in wrestling today, and they weren’t gonna let the Don Callis Family walk all over him.

But Cash also wants to talk FTR. It is no secret that the past two years has been the greatest run in their careers. The fans cheer that! Schiavone says the fans agree with Cash, and Cash says he thinks so, too. But while this was something Cash didn’t wanna talk about, when FTR was told they had time to talk tonight, he figured he should get it off his chest. It is no secret that Cash has been going through personal stuff that has dragged his name through the mud, is a cloud over his head, and he has had more stress than he could ever tell us all. Every single night, when he came out here, that was his escape.

This is where Cash could forget all that other crap, even when it wasn’t true. Every week, night after night, the fans helped Cash get through that. All that out there didn’t matter to him! It only mattered that he wrestled every match like it was his last, because he didn’t know if it was gonna be his last. So it isn’t a secret that Cash is a hot head, but it won’t happen outside this ring. Now the only people FTR has their eyes set on are The Young Bucks! So maybe, just maybe, time to go Buck Hunting!

Dax tells Schiavone that 2022 and 2023 were good times for FTR fans. FOUR world tag titles, THREE incredible matches with The Briscoes, and 58 MINUTES with Bullet Club Gold in Calgary. And the cherry on top: Beating the Bucks in front of 80 THOUSAND people in Wembley Stadium. But now, this is the present, and their win-loss record isn’t so great. Back in April, Dax had a serious back injury that he thought he wasn’t gonna come back from. But what really bothered him was The Bucks leap-frogging FTR as the best tag team in the world, and that didn’t sit well with him. The fans boo, they don’t like it either.

Dax says six weeks ago, he was sent home to rehab. He watched Collision, Dynamite and Rampage, all in hopes that “our EVPs, our fearless leaders,” would take this tag division back to the top and take it to the Promised Land. Dax was so let down. In six weeks, we haven’t seen The Bucks defend their titles. The fans boo that, too. Dax says maybe, just maybe, this is a big mistake. But starting next week, here in Arlington, Texas, FTR’s road to the AEW World Tag Team Championships begins. FTR starts their road back, and it ends at Wembley Stadium at All In!

And Dax knows sometimes he is rough to deal with, a little abrasive. But if you’ll give him a little grace, a little love, he promises FTR will give you all every bit of passion, love, tears, sweat and whatever else, so that they will become the THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions! The fans chant for “F T R! F T R!” and Dax tells The Bucks, “This whole thing’s for you. Top Guys, Out!” Just as AEW starts on the homestretch to All In 2024, FTR want to hit it out of the park! Will they get their shot at Matthew & Nicholas? Or are they overlooking The Acclaimed and their own shot at the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Hikaru Shida.

Lexy Nair is with the Shining Samurai and brings up the match tonight. Shida says stop, stop, stop. She came here for a fight, is still looking for a fight, and she wants to fight! Shida wants a fight… with DOCTOR BRITT BAKER!! Welcome back, by the way. And now Britt just wants to be TBS Champion? Get in line! Or does Britt not remember that Shida made her bleed once before? Shida will do it again this Wednesday on Dynamite: Blood & Guts! There could be a lot more blood than TBS bargained for, but will Shida make sure All In’s card is subject to change?

 

Roderick Strong VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Savior of the Backbreaker will challenge Mark Briscoe for the ROH World Championship next Friday at Death Before Dishonor, right in this same building! However, he’s up against #BigTime Ishii, someone he’s also been itching to fight. Will Roddy be more than ready for the Sussex County Chicken? Or will the Stone Pitbull take a big bite out of him first?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “I-SHI-I! I-SHI-I!” as he circles with Roddy. They tie up, go around, and Ishii puts Roddy on ropes. The ref counts, Ishii lets off slowly, but Roddy CHOPS! Ishii doesn’t even flinch! Ishii eggs Roddy on, so Roddy CHOPS! Ishii CHOPS, Roddy CHOPS, repeat! The CHOPS keep going, a lot like they did just last night on Rampage. Ishii CHOPS, eggs Roddy on, so Roddy CHOPS again! The CHOPS just speed up now! The fans fire up as they go CHOP for CHOP again and again! Roddy then KNEES low, runs, and RAMS Ishii! Ishii stays put to CHOP again!

Ishii runs, Roddy CHOPS but Ishii just keeps moving, to run Roddy over! The fans fire up as Roddy flounders to a corner! Ishii eggs Roddy on, storms up, but Roddy BOOTS him! Roddy fires forearms but Ishii leans into them! Ishii corners Roddy like that! Roddy fires more and more and more forearms, but Ishii doesn’t budge! Roddy sees he’s stuck, the fans tell him he messed up, so Roddy uses ropes as defense. Ishii doesn’t go anywhere, so Roddy tries more forearms! Ishii DECKS Roddy! Roddy staggers back up but into Ishii’s facelock. Ishii suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Roddy bails out to the apron but Ishii storms over.

Ishii TOSSES Roddy into the ring, Roddy staggers back up. Roddy waistlocks, Ishii throws him off! Ishii dodges the Strong Knee, but Roddy fires more forearms! Roddy runs, RAMS Ishii, but Ishii ROCKS him again! And CHOPS him! Roddy dodges but Ishii CLOBBERS him again! The fans fire up while Roddy bails out. Roddy hobbles, Ishii watches, and Roddy rolls in. Roddy bails out, but Ishii pursues! Roddy kicks low, bumps Ishii off the apron, but Ishii returns the favor! Ishii pushes Roddy in, but Roddy comes back to WRECK Ishii with a dropkick! Ishii hits railing, Roddy brings him around for an APRON BACKBREAKER!

The fans are torn while Ishii flops to the floor, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Roddy pursues Ishii, drags him up, and pushes him into the ring. Roddy stomps Ishii around, scuffs him and digs his heels in. The ref counts, Roddy lets off, and Roddy drags Ishii up. Roddy reels Ishii in to BACKBREAKER! Ishii writhes, Roddy huffs ‘n’ puffs, and Roddy sits Ishii up. Roddy CLAWS Ishii’s face, then CLUBS him down. Roddy stomps Ishii, covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Ishii down with a double wristlock, but Ishii endures. Ishii fights up, fireman’s carries, but Roddy slips free. Roddy kicks Ishii low, stomps him to a corner, then digs his boots in. Roddy lets off to soak up heat, then he storms back up to CHOP!

Roddy ROCKS and CHOPS Ishii, then fires more hands. Roddy brings Ishii in for a suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Ishii stays in this, but Roddy stays on him with a chinlock stretch! Ishii endures, fights up, and he carries Roddy as a backpack! Roddy CLAWS Ishii’s face, and has a SLEEPER! Roddy brings Ishii back down into body scissors! Ishii endures as Collision returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Ishii stands, throws elbows but Roddy knees low. Roddy ROCKS Ishii, CHOPS him, then runs. Ishii scoops to SNAP POWERSLAM! Both men are down and the fans fire up!

Roddy flounders away to ropes, drags himself up, and he goes back to Ishii. Roddy fires a forearm but Ishii fires back! Roddy gets the edge but Ishii just glares at him! Roddy fires more shots but Ishii leans into them again! Ishii corners Roddy all over again! Ishii then CHOPS, CHOPS, and ROCKS! Ishii CHOPS and ROCKS Roddy over and over, but gets in the ref’s face as he counts. Ishii whips, Roddy reverses and ROCKS Ishii back! Roddy fireman’s carries, Ishii slips free, GERMAN SUPLEX! Roddy tumbles to a corner and Ishii growls as he rises. The fans fire up and Ishii runs in to LARIAT!

Ishii brings Roddy around, puts him up top, and then climbs up. Ishii brings Roddy up to stalling SUPERPLEX! The fans are thunderous while Ishii crawls to the cover, TWO!! Roddy survives and the fans fire up! Ishii rises, he brings Roddy up and in, but Roddy fights the lift! Roddy back drops Ishii away! Ishii rises, runs in, but Roddy BOOTS him! ENZIGIRIS! And then fireman’s carry, for the GUTBUSTER- NO, Ishii blocks that! Ishii runs, Roddy avoids the sliding lariat! Ishii swats a lariat, Roddy ducks the headbutt, but Ishii comes back to HEADBUTT after all! The fans fire up again as Ishii storms around.

Ishii runs, Roddy gets around to OLYMPIC SLAM! And roll through to fireman’s carry! GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives, the fans fire up, but Roddy drags Ishii up again. Roddy suplexes, but Ishii fights it! Ishii wrenches, LARIATS, then runs. Roddy dodges to fire boxing elbows! And a BOOT! Ishii swings, Roddy dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And STRONG- NO, Ishii stops the knee to ENZIGIRI! Roddy wobbles, Ishii runs, into the STRONG KNEE! Ishii SOUTHPAW LARAITS! Ishii runs again, to LARIAT Roddy inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Ishii roars!

Wait, here comes The Kingdom! The fans boo, the ref tells them to stay back, but then Roddy LOW BLOWS Ishii, and STRONG KNEES!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Matt Taven & Mike Bennett help Roddy avenge their loss last night on Rampage, but they also haul Ishii up. Roddy slaps Ishii around, talks smack, but here comes Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly! The Conglomeration runs The Kingdom off, but this fight only has six more days to wait! Will Roddy be ready to #ReachForTheSky? Or will Blood & Guts make things a lot easier for him this Wednesday?

 

Holo.grm VS Gringo Loco!

After weeks of mystery, it is time to see this newest star in action! His name may be Hologram, but he is no illusion! Will he show just how real he is now that he’s All Elite?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Hologram runs in, Loco leaps up and over. Loco runs in, Hologram dodges, then jumps up to stand on Loco! Hologram backflips, runs, then titl-o-whurl RANAS! Hologram kips up, then knuckle locks to CHOP! Hologram goes up and up and jumps onto Loco, but Loco swpins him! So Hologram just uses that to tilt-o-whirl RANA again! The fans fire up and Loco bails out. Hologram runs to fake Loco out, then WRECK him with a dropkick! Hologram skins the cat, builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Loco! The fans fire up and Hologram gets Loco up and into the ring.

Hologram goes up, dodges Loco and GAMANGIRIS! Hologram slingshots and pops up, to RANA again! Loco ends up in a corner and he’s getting frustrated. Hologram runs in but Loco sends him hard into buckles! Loco storms up to stomp Hologram, then brings him around to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Loco whips. Hologram KICKS, runs, but Loco gorilla presses! Loco DROPS Hologram, STANDING MOONSAULTS, covers, TWO! Loco is annoyed but he drags Hologram to a drop zone. Loco goes up and up and SKY TWISTER FLOPS! Hologram adjusts his kneepads, dodges Loco, but Loco corners him again!

Hologram jumps over the kick, dodges the lariat, and is on the apron to slip through the ropes! Hologram slingshots up and over, strikes a pose, and now Loco is really frustrated. Loco runs up, but Hologram BOOTS hm! Hologram goes up and up, and QUEBRADA SNAP SUPLEXES! Loco bails out, Hologram goes up and up to SUPER FLYING RANA!! The fans are thunderous for Hologram and his “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Hologram puts Loco in the ring, stalks him, and then spins to HEEL KICK! Then a torture rack, for an AIRPLANE SPIN BLUE THUNDER!! Cover, Hologram wins!

Winner: Holo.grm, by pinfall

A powerful debut for Holo.grm and his #PortalBomb! Will this transformation from musketeer to futuristic warrior be just what he needs to become the best in the world?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

Battle of the Belts returns for the 11th edition, following live after Collision! What championships will be on the line as AEW continues towards All In?

 

Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs speak.

Kevin Von Erich says it is so great to be here in Texas with his sons and his friend. This is a great night. Kevin remembers working with Dusty, and he learned so much from him. There will never be another like him. Wrestling is changing, there are a lot of differences. Dustin knows, he’s been here a long time, so he can be a real benefit to Marshall & Ross. Dustin thanks Kevin, and says he watched Kevin for years, learned so much from his own father, and he is sure the storm has arrived. One of the greatest wrestling legacies right here in Texas! The Von Erichs, the Rhodes, together for the first time since 1978!

Dustin looks forward to this, and promises that if they listen and watch, they’ll head down a path that is already great. They’ve seen this trio in action before, so believe him when he says, Dustin’s got your back. Will Dustin & The Von Erichs make a natural fit here in AEW?

 

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now here we are in the Dog Days of Summer 2024, it’s hot as balls outside, and lemme tell you what else is heating up, the schedule for the ROH World Champion. Got a busy week next week. Next Friday, right here in Arlington, Texas, it’s ROH Death Before Dishonor, Mark Briscoe, Roderick Strong, for the ROH World title!” Mark tells Roddy that they’ve known each other a good long time now, came up in the game together. But Mark warns Roddy, Mark’s gotten wiser since last time. He’s gotten tougher since the last time! So Roddy better be ready! That’s Friday!

But after Friday, one thing’s for certain is that two days ago it was Wednesday! And let’s talk about Wednesday! Blood & Guts! Nashville, Tennessee! Team AEW VS The Elite. Let’s explain something to The Elite: pro-wrestling runs parallel to society in so many ways. And The Elite is the perfect example of what is wrong in the world today. They’re powerful, privileged, and they think they can step on the little man, step on the grind. But Team AEW represents the grind worldwide! Bring yo’ ass, because Mark will be disappointed if they don’t bring the fight! Let’s get violent, baby! RARARARA!

 

Lumberjack match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera has been daring The Virtuosa to just bring the fight so they can settle this, and she finally got Deonna to accept this fight! With the AEW Women’s Division surrounding the ring, will there be no running and hiding for Deonna now? Or will she still find a way to snatch away this win right out from under Rosa’s nose?

The bell rings, the two run up and start throwing hands! The fans fire up while the lumberjacks egg them on. Rosa puts Deonna on ropes, wrenches an arm, then whips. Deonna holds ropes to stop, and she bails out, but nope, Trish Adora and a few others are right there. However, Marina Shafir and Diamante are also there, they have the others stay back so Deonna can get herself in the ring. Deonna runs up on Rosa, Rosa dodges to mule kick. Rosa runs, DROPKICKS Deonna, and the fans fire up. Rosa stomps Deonna, runs and SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Deonna bails out, but is surrounded by Abadon, Leyla Hirsch, Rachael Ellering and more!

Deonna runs back into the ring, Rosa stomps her again. Rosa CHOPS Deonna to a corner, CHOPS her in the corner, and then whips corner to corner. Deonna reverses, runs up but Rosa mule kicks! Rosa goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Rosa is annoyed but she drags Deonna up. Deonna fires body shots, whips Rosa OUT, but Ellering and friends are there to help Rosa up. But Deonna gets Rosa in the ropes for a DRAPING DDT! Deonna soaks up the heat but she doesn’t have that many fans at ringside. Deonna stomps Rosa out, Ellering and friends are there to help Rosa, but Deonna stomps her again.

The fans rally for Rosa but Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges, and Deonna finds herself surrounded again! Ellering CLOBBERS Deonna and the fans fire up! Taya gets upset, but Ellering does her job of putting Deonna in. However, Taya crosses the line by grabbing Rosa’s feet on the apron! Rosa kicks her away while the other lumberjacks are arguing! Rosa goes up, but Deonna SLAPS her first! Deonna climbs up after Rosa, and she aims for the lumberjacks! SUPERPLEX onto the lumberjacks! The fans fire up as all 20 some odd ladies are down, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Taya and Diamante check on each other, being sometimes teammates and friends. They find Deonna and Rosa in the pile, get them in the ring, and Deonna stalks Rosa. Rosa fires body shots but Deonna fires a forearm! The forearms go back and forth, harder and harder, then Deonna KNEES low! Deonna throws Rosa by her hair, then soaks up the heat. Deonna taunts Rosa, drags her up, and wrenches an arm to YANK it! Deonna wrenches and YANKS the arm again, and then WRINGS it out! Rosa writhes, Deonna covers, TWO! Rosa snarls but Deonna stays on her and that arm. Deonna top wristlocks and wrangles Rosa down.

Rosa endures, even as Deonna endures. The lumberjacks rally the fans, and Rosa fights up to arm-drag free! Rosa runs up to wheelbarrow, victory roll and STOMP 182! Cover, TWO! Deonna toughs it out, Rosa drags her up, and Rosa fireman’s carries. Deonna fights with elbows, then shoves Rosa away to BOOT her down! Deonna storms around, drags Rosa up, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Rosa fights the straitjacket but Deonna puts it back on her, for a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa survives, Deonna TOSSES her out! And Taya is right there to slap her around! Diamante joins in, but Adora and the others stop the lumberjacks. Rosa DECKS Camron Bra’Nae (formerly NXT’s Amari Miller)! Diamante runs up, brawls with Rosa, but Rosa ROCKS her! Rosa HOTSHOTS Deonna, fires forearm son her, and the fans fire up! Rosa has Deonna on ropes, the ref counts, but Rosa lets off to run and DROPKICK! Deonna sputters and the fans fire up! Rosa drags Deonna up, fireman’s carries, and spins into the DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!

Deonna survives and shocks Rosa! The lumberjacks rally, the fans fire up, and Rosa vows to end this. Rosa scoops Deonna but Deonna somersault clutches, into an ARMBAR!! Rosa fights, stacks Deonna, TWO! Deonna BOOTS Rosa! But Rosa ROUNDHOUSES! Deonna returns, catches the lariat, for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Deonna and Rosa rise. Deonna reels Rosa in, Gotch Holds, but Rosa slips free to tuck Deonna! Deonna fights the lift, wrenches out, and she wrangles Rosa into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Rosa fights around, rolls through, but Deonna keeps the arm!

Rosa has the ROPEBREAK and the ref counts. Deonna lets off, drags Rosa up but Rosa TOSSES her out! Deonna and Rosa brawl at the ropes, the lumberjacks watching closely. Rosa fires a flurry, but Deonna HOTSHOTS the arm! Taya high-fives Deonna, but Ellering gets in Taya’s face. Rosa runs to SPEAR Deonna onto the lumberjacks! Another wild wipeout and the fans are thunderous! Rosa drags Deonna up to RAM her into steel steps! Rosa then stalks Deonna, but Diamante & Taya CLOBBER Ellering! The fans boo but Rosa drags Deonna up and into the ring. Rosa sees Diamante but Diamante fires hands first!

The fans boo but Leyla goes after Diamante, payback for ROH’s Lights Out match! Deonna is in the ring, the count is climbing, and it is getting chaotic on the outside! Red Velvet is after Billie Starkz, a preview of their ROH Women’s World TV Championship match, and then Taya sneaks Deonna a spare turnbuckle bar! Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa!! The ref misses all of this as Deonna covers, Deonna wins!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

Well, call this one a team effort as Taya even raises Deonna’s hand in victory! Deonna hurries away before Rosa knows what hit her, but will Rosa ever get her revenge?

 

The Patriarchy heads for gorilla position.

Christian Cage is ready to lead his family to victory, but watching in the background is Kip Sabian. Will Mr. Superbad have something to say about AEW’s “Father of the Year” becoming a champion?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Be ready on August 1st as we’ll have a special Thursday Night Collision! Still at regular time of 8 PM Eastern on TNT, tickets on sale now!

 

Vacated Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Patriarchy!

Juice Robinson & The Gunns didn’t like that AEW management stripped them of these titles just because Jay White got hurt, but they were at least given this title opportunity to win the titles back. Will Rock Hard Robinson, Fully Cocked Colten, and… Austin make The Switchblade proud? Or will Christian Cage and his “sons,” Nick Wayne & Killswitch/Luchasaurus triumph together?

The introductions are made, the belts are displayed, and only one trio can leave with them after tonight!

Fans chant for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” and they cheer as he rips off the shirt! The trios sort out and we start with Austin and Nick. Austin fires up, the fans are with him, and the two tie up. They go around, Austin digs in his heels to then wrench, wristlock, and headlock. Nick pries free to headlock back, but Austin powers out. Nick pulls hair, mocks the finger guns, then reels Austin back in for a takeover. Austin headscissors, Nick kips free but roles reverses as Austin hits a takeover but Nick headscissors. Austin kips free, blocks the arm-drag and he whips Nick for a hip toss. Nick flips through, Austin shoves him away then dodges to hip toss and QUICK DRAW!

The fans fire up while Nick scrambles away! Austin stares the Patriarchy down, so Christian tags in! The fans boo but then Austin points to Juice. The fans chant for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” again so Austin tags him in! The fans fire up as Juice and Christian stare down. They circle, but then Christian tags out to Killswitchasaurus. The fans boo but now the dinosaur steps into the ring. The two tie up, Juice puts Luchasaurus in a corner and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Luchasaurus just steps up to Juice. Juice CHOPS again, and again! Luchasaurus swings, Juice dodges to kick, but Luchasaurus blocks to CHOP Juice down!

The fans boo but Luchasaurus stands Juice up. Juice BITES Luchasaurus’ hand! Juice stomps a foot, CLUBS away on Luchasaurus, then runs. Christian gets a cheap shot in! And a HOTSHOT! HEADBUTT from Luchasaurus! The fans boo more but The Patriarchy soaks it up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Luchasaurus drags Juice up to fire off hands in the corner! The ref counts, Luchasaurus tags Christian and Christian fires hands. Christian talks trash right in Juice’s face, but he lets off to talk smack on the Gunns. Nick CHOKES Juice in the distraction! Christian storms up, Juice fires body shots in return! Christian CLUBS Juice for it! Christian stomps away on Juice, rains down fists, but The Gunns coach Juice up. Christian drags Juice up, tags Nick, and they mug Juice. Nick whips Juice to ropes, then UPPERCUTS him down! Nick pushes Juice to a cover, ONE!! Juice is tougher than that but Nick drags him up.

Nick bumps Juice off buckles, tags in Luchasaurus, and they mug Juice. Luchasaurus puts Juice on ropes to CHOP him down! Luchasaurus CHOKES Juice on ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and Luchasaurus stalks Juice to a corner. Luchasaurus whips corner to corner, runs up and YAKUZA BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus drags Juice up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Nick. Nick drags Juice out to snapmare, then he scrapes his soles on JIuice’s face! Nick runs to KICK Juice in the back! Nick sucker punches Austin, then scurries away. Collision returns to single picture as Juice THROWS Nick away!

The fans fire up while Nick and Juice crawl, hot tag to Colten! Colten rallies on Nick, then dodges Luchasaurus to DROPKICK him! Colten swings on Christian but Christian gets away. Colten runs to STINGER SPLASH Nick! Colten keeps moving, and he hits the crossover NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Colten drags Nick over, tags in Austin, and Austin bumps Nick off buckles. Austin fires hands, ROCKS Nick, then runs corner to corner and back again, only for Nick to dodge! Austin’s splash sends him tumbling up and out to the floor! Colten checks on his brother but Nick smirks. Nick goes out to fetch Austin and puts him in the ring.

Austin flounders, Nick stomps him around, then covers, TWO! Nick drags Austin over, tags Christian, and they CLAW Austin’s back! The ref reprimands but Christian CHOKES Austin on ropes! The ref counts, Christian lets off, and Christian taunts Colten. Christian drags Austin up to snapmare, then he ELBOWS Austin in the head. Christian CLAWS Austin’s face, tags Luchasaurus, and they mug Austin. Luchasaurus CHOPS Austin in the corner, brings him around, and wrenches for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Austin is still in this but Luchasaurus drags him back up. Luchasaurus puts him in the corner but Austin BOOTS!

Austin ELBOWS Nick, glares at Christian, but then goes up and over! Hot tag to Juice! Juice CLOBBERS Nick, scares Christiani off, but Nick kicks. Nick goes up and up, but Juice avoids the cutter! JAB! JAB! JAB! “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Nick survives but Juice drags Nick up. Juice whips, Christian gets Nick out of th ering to safety. But Juice PLANCHAS them both down! The father and son take a fall, Juice puts Nick in. But Luchasaurus grabs Juice! Colten & Austin CLOBBER Luchasaurus first! They then whip Luchasaurus hard into railing! Luchasaurus tumbles up and over!

Nick is in the ring, Juice LARIATS him in the corner! The fans fire up as Juice goes corner to corner for a CANNONBALL! Juice drags Nick up, reels him in, suplex and JACKHAMMER! Cover, Christian breaks it! But Austin is there! And Colten, too! Christian is surrounded! Christian tries to run for it but he gets reeled into a BIG atomic drop! Austin ROCKS Christian! Colten ROCKS Christian! Juice DECKS Christian! The fans fire up as The Guns DOUBLE LARIAT Christian and themselves out of the ring! Nick sneaks up on Juice, but Juice blocks the low blow! Nick’s being a bad boy, Juice reels him in!

Juice FALLING POWERBOMBS Nick! High stack, TWO!! Nick survives and Juice is beside himself! Juice drags Nick to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Nick anchors him! Luchasaurus returns to grab Juice, for a SUPER CHOKE SLAM!! Nick goes up and up and tags Christian, so he can ARIHARA MOONSAULT the Gunns! Christian is up, to FROG SPLASH Juice! Cover, TWO?!? Juice survives and Christian is furious! The fans are thunderous but Christian hauls Juice up. Nick runs in, but Juice DUMPS Nick out hard! Christian CLUBS Juice for that, brings him to Luchasaurus, but then Juice ducks! The HEADBUTTS his Christian!

Christian staggers, Juice reels him in, JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!! And with just nanoseconds to spare! Austin drags Nick out, they brawl! Colten intercepts Luchasaurus, but Christian pokes Juice in the eyes! Christian chicken wings Juice for the KILL- NO, Juice spins that around on him! But then Christian grabs the ref! Mother Shayna MACES Juice!! Christian turns Juice around, KILLSWITCH!! Cover, Patriarchy wins!

Winners: The Patriarchy, by pinfall (NEW Unified World Trios Champions)

Christian promised his family they’d have championships together, and it would seem his promise came true! The lights flicker, but they stay up. Was that just a glitch? Or is there something Christian is overlooking?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here to start the “Road to Wembley” series in the ESports Stadium. The stage and ramp look great, but this new theme song they’re using instead of Elton John is not a good song. It has like marching band drums but still tries to be rock ‘n’ roll, they need to scrap it and try again. That aside, Darby VS Mortos was a great opener, and Darby of course won to bring momentum into Blood & Guts. Good promo from Darby to officially challenge Jack Perry for the TNT Championship, you can bet that’s happening. A shame for Skye Blue getting hurt tonight, but taking a crossbody from that high up is hard to judge. Hopefully the injury isn’t too severe. But good promo from Shida after to call out Britt, that’ll be a great match for Dynamite.

Great match from Fenix and Nese, and great win for Fenix, even if that was the extent of things. Great debut for Hologram/Holo.grm, formerly Aramis in AAA. He got to show a lot of what he can do, and even then I think there’s even more in his arsenal he held back. Great match from Roddy VS Ishii but I should’ve figured Taven & Bennett would show up to help Roddy win. Mark and Kyle running out there was logical, and no Cassidy was curious. It subtly builds that new moodiness to Cassidy, given he was in his more negative, dark denim and Pixies song mood on Dynamite. But great promo from Mark to hype up Blood & Guts as well as Death Before Dishonor.

Likewise, great promo from The Acclaimed with Billy making them get serious. Angry Acclaimed could make for some interesting stuff, especially if they kept it up towards their title match. Speaking of, FTR had a great promo but them setting a goal for another match with The Bucks at All In, I guess I was right to think that was the plan all along. Battle of the Belts 11 is coming so maybe that’s where we get Bucks VS Acclaimed? If that’s the case, then it feels like a given that Bucks win to go on to All In, which is a shame for The Acclaimed. Very good promo from Jericho to call out Suzuki, though I don’t think it added anything. They’re maybe leaning a little too hard into Jericho always needing TV time no matter the show, but whatever.

Good promo from Dusty & The Von Erichs, but did they really need to wait until AEW was back in Texas to get that trio going again? Well, given who the new trios champs are, I wouldn’t mind seeing Dusty & The Von Erichs going after The Patriarchy, especially with the obvious “Christian can bring up Dusty” promo waiting to be used. The trios championship match was great stuff, and they did a really good job making us think Bang Bang Gang was gonna win. But being Heels, Christian & The Patriarchy of course won via cheating. The flickering lights were a very subtle nod to The House of Black, but I would’ve preferred just a full tease, maybe just The House applauding from the tron and saying they’ll see Christian soon. And with Kip Sabian watching backstage, I feel like maybe Kip is the third man while Buddy Murphy is away.

My Score: 8.8/10


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