Connect with us

Impact Coverage

Ja’Von’s IMPACT Wrestling Live Coverage (7/19/18)



Official Results:

Killer Kross vs Petey Williams: Killer Kross via submission 

The Desi Hit Squad vs KM & Fallah Bahh: The Desi Hit Squad via pinfall 

Eli Drake vs Joe Hendry: Joe Hendry via pinfall

Andrew Everett vs Dezmond Xavier: No Contest

Greg Osborne vs Sami Callihan: Sami Callihan via pinfall 

Shotzi Blackheart & Tessa Blanchard vs Allie & Keira Hogan: Allie & Keira Hogan via pinfall 

Play by Play:

Cold Open:

Impact Wrestling opens with a cold opening hyping up the 16th Anniversary of the company and the card for Slammiversary.

Killer Kross vs Petey Williams:

Petey Williams makes his way to the ring for the match.

Killer Kross makes his way to the ring for the match. The bell rings and here we go. Petey goes for the quick strike and move strategy then tries to irish whips Kross but Kross counters and pulls Petey in for a bear hug. Petey gets free and tries to kick Kross but gets caught and is brought down to the mat with a suplex. Kross then lifts Williams up for a running powerslam but Petey slips out the back and begins to lay in chops but Kross catches a chop with his chin. Petey then fights back and gets a flurry of offensive.  He hits a codebreaker followed by a tilt-a-whirl DDT and then goes for the Canadian Destroyer but Kross counters and hits Petey with the Doomsday Saito then locks in the Kross Jacket submission.

The referee tries to call the match but Killer Kross scares the referee and tells him not to call it just yet. Killer Kross then allows Petey to set him up for the Canadian Destroyer then counters and slams Petey to the ground. Kross then locks in the Kross Jacket for the submission victory.

After the match Kross grabs his jacket and calling card and lays it on Petey’s body.

Winner: Killer Kross via submission 

Grado and Katerina run into Joe Hendry backstage and he questions him about his confrontation with Eli Drake last week. Hendry tells him not to worry about it and tells him he has a surprise for him. They leave and Joe Hendry goes back to him photoahoot.

The Desi Hit Squad vs KM & Fallah Bahh:

Gamma Singh is in the ring and introduces The Desi Hit Squad. The Desi Hit Squad make their way to the ring. KM and Fallah Bahh make their way to the ring for the match. Rohit jumps Fallah Bahh from behind and tries to get the upperhand on him but ends up getting taken down. Rohit then tags in Gursinder but Bahh is still in control and takes him down. The guy tries to take out KM which distracts both KM and Fallah which allows for Rohit to get the jump on Bahh. The Desi Hit Squad puts Fallah in the corner and Rohit hits big kicks on him. Fallah then fights back and makes The Desi Hit Squad collide head first into each other. KM tags in and goes on a tear even hitting a big splash on Gursinder and goes for the pin but Rohit breaks it up. Fallah comes in for the save and both guys are down which allows for both KM and Fallah Bahh to do the Panda Roll on them.

The Desi Hit Squad would regain control of the match when Gamma got on the apron to distract the referee. This allows for Gursinder to rake the eyes of Fallah and Rohit to take out KM then Gursinder rolls up Fallah for the win.

Winners: The Desi Hit Squad via pinfall 

We see a video package about the civil aar going on between LAX and The OGz. It shows everything that lead up to the 5150 street fight.

Eli Drake vs Joe Hendry w/Grado & Katernia:

Eli Drake makes his way to the ring for the match. Joe Hendry accompanied by Grado and Katerina makes his way to the ring for the match.

Before the match starts Joe Hendry gets on the mic and says that Eli Drake has been expressing his opinion of him and now it’s his turn. He plays a video on the titantron mocking Eli.

Eli would then drop Hendry and thanks him for the YouTube channel plug. The bell rings and Drake lays in the shoulderblocks to Hendry in the corner. Drake would then toss him into another corner and continue the attack. Joe would then fight back and hit a suplex on him then Irish whips him into the corner but Eli counters and sends Hendry into the coelrner and puts him on the middle rope and lends on him wearing him down. Drake would then hit a big neckbreaker and continue the attack putting him in the corner then irish whips him into another corner. Eli runs runs right into a big boot from Hendry then follows up with a clothesline then tries to go for a suplex but Drake counters then sets up for the Gravey Train. Hendry would counter and roll up Eli for the win.

Winner: Joe Hendry via pinfall 

After the match Katerina and Joe Hendry hug and jump up and down together with Grado standing on the side looking confused. They get to the top of the ramp and Hendry and Katerina hug again.

Andrew Everett vs Dezmond Xavier:

Andrew Everett makes his way to the ringfor the match. Dezmond Xavier makes his way to the ring for the match. The bell rings and here we go. Eddie Edwards would slide in the ring with a kendostick and assault the referee with the weapon then toss him out of the ring.

Eddie would then grab a mic and says that the time has come and it’s here for Tommy Dreamer. Eddie says he doesn’t care about the stipulation because he knows what’s going to happen. He says there is going to be pain, vviolence, and so much blood. Eddie says he is going to make Dreamer bleed and lay in a puddle of his own blood. He says he is going to kneel down and toutch his bloody face and then feel and taste his blood. He goes on to say that Dreame will look at him and realize that he is the TRUE innovator of violence.

He then ends by saying that he is going to be Dreamer’s never ending nightmare.

Winner: No Contest 

We get a continuation of Su Yung haunting and terrorizing Madison Rayne. She wakes up in a funeral home and apparently the funeral is of her. She opens the casket to find her body in it.

She then wakes up from that nightmare and the funeral director ask her if their is something wrong. She goes back to look at him and he is wear Su Yung’s face paint and says her time has come. Madison then runs out in the hall and finds a little girl. The girl ask her if she knows where her mommy is and Madison tells her no. Madison looks up again and the girl is wearing face paint and tells her that her time has come. Madison then wakes up again but this time outside and is dosed in blood. Su Yung and her undead brides appear behind her and Su tells her that her time has come.

Back from break and we get a video package of how we got to Pentagon Jr vs Sami Callihan(Mask vs Hair) at Slammiversary

Greg Osborne vs Sami Callihan w/oVe:

Greg Osborne makes his way to the ring for the match.

Sami Callihan and oVe make their way to the ring for the match. Sami is wearing a Zero Fear hat and carrying one of Pentagon’s mask to the ring. Before the match starts he kisses the mask. The bell rings and Sami hits a big kick to Greg in the corner then follows up with another big kick. Sami then tells oVe to hand him the mask. Sami grabs it and turns around to get met with a flurry of punches from Greg. Sami then digs in Greg’s eyes and hits him with a piledriver. Sami then puts the mask on Greg. Sami would then grab a mic chant Pentagon then shootkick Osborne in the head. He then accepts the match again thinking Osborne is Pentagon. He kicks Osborne again and then says he’s had enough fun and says he’s gonna kill him. Sami would then hit the Get Outta Here knee for the pinfall victory.

Winner: Sami Callihan via pinfall 

After the match Jake Crist would superkick Greg Osborne and toss him out of the ring. Sami then hypes his match for Slammiversary. We then hear from Pentagon who talks about the match and calling Impact his house. oVe goes to find Pentagon.

Allie responses to what Tessa had to say about her last week. Allie says Tessa has learned nothing from her dad and grandpa. Kiera Hogan shows up and is happy about their upcoming tag match as they leave to get ready for the match.

We then see Moose who says that he is here and ready for Austin Aries.

Back from break we see a video package about how we got to Allie vs Tessa Blanchard at Slammiversary this Sunday.

Shotzi Blackheart & Tessa Blanchard vs Allie & Keira Hogan:

Shotzi Blackheart makes here way to the ring for the match. Tessa Blanchard makes her way to the ring for the match.

Allie and Keira Hogan makes their way to the ring for the tag match. Keira and Tessa start off the match. Keria tries to calm down Allie before she starts the match. Tessa pushes Hogan in the corner but backs off her. Tessa runs at hsr again but Keira counters and pushes Tessa up against the ropes. Keira then rolls up Tessa for a nearfall. Hogan then takes down Tessa again which leads to Tessa tagging in Shotzi. Keira still control sends Shotzi to the floor then hits a suicide dive.

Hogan tosses her back in the ring then tags in Allie. Allie then hits a running low forearm for a nearfall. Allie then backs Shotzi intobher corner and Keira tags back in. Hogan stays in conteol of Blackheart but gets tossed into the corner. Blackheart tosses her over the ropes onto the apron. Hogan gets caught with a superkick from Tessa. Keira is able to recover and tag in Allie. Allie stays on the attack on Shotzi and goes for the cover but Tessa breaks it up. Tessa and Allie get in each other’s faces and Tessa backs up into Keira. Allie then hits the best superkick ever on Tessa. Shotzi then tries to capitalize on the distraction but Allie fights back both knockouts are down and Shotzi tries to tag in Tessa who hops off the apron and leaves her high and dry.

Allie then hits the codebreaker for the win.

Winners: Allie and Keira Hogan via pinfall 

We see oVe looking for Pentagon Jr as we go to break.

Back from break and we see another vignette about this new Knockout coming to IMPACT.

Her name is Scarlett Bordeaux and she will make her IMPACT debut next week.

Johnny Impact hypes up his international fatal four way match for Slammiversary.

We see a video packag about how we got to Matt Sydal vs Brain Cage for the X-Division Championship at Slammiversary.

Back from break we see a video package showcasing the main event for Slammiversary.

Dave and Jake Crist are scared and on high alert as they have lost Sami Callihan. They eventually find him tied to a chair wearing a mask. They try to untie him but get jumped by Pentagon who takes them out then turn his attention to Sami and says Cero Miedo.

Austin Aries and Moose Confrontation:

Moose makes his way to the ring. He grabs a mic and says that he has been aaay to prepare for Slammiversary. Moose says that the mind games aren’t working on him and that he must have been eating too many Bananas. He then calls him out and tells him to bring a Banana so he can beat him with it then shove it his rear. He tries to go to the back tk find but Aries appears on the titantron. Aries says he’s playing chess while Moose is playing checkers. Aries says he got to him by going through his friend DeAngelo Williams. The Austin Aries on the titantron aas apparently a video because he sneaks up frkm behind and hits Moose with a lowblow and hits him with a steel chair. Aries then holds up his title to celebrate but Moose gets back up and tosses Aries into the corner. Moose then grabs the chair and tries to hit him with it but misses. Aries then grabs his title and escpaes the ring. Moose stands tall in the ring.

We then see a show closing video package showcasingand highlighting every match for Slammiversary this Sunday.


Let us know what you think on social media @theCHAIRSHOTcom and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

Impact Coverage

Andrew’s Impact Wrestling Ratings & Analysis 4/19/2019

Impact Wrestling’s penultimate show leading toward Rebellion! Andrew goes through the show and lends his analysis! How was the show?



Impact Wrestling’s penultimate show leading toward Rebellion! Andrew goes through the show and lends his analysis!

Scarlett and Fallah debut as a tag team today! Tessa and Gail’s story continues to bubble up and Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake get their shots at the Tag Team titles!

The whole oVe story and Rich Swann continues as Tommy Dreamer apparently is getting sacrificed to Madman Fulton. Are we about to watch a murder?



  • Scarlett Bordeaux & Fallah Bahh vs Desi Hit Squad: Scarlett wins via Tandem Banzai Drop – * 1/2
  • Moose vs Dez: Dez wins via Body Scissors Cradle – ** 1/4
  • Madman Fulton vs Tommy Dreamer: Fulton wins via Lifting Reverse STO – ** 1/2
  • Madison Rayne vs Taya Valkyrie: Rayne wins via Roll-Up – N/A
  • IMPACT Tag Team Titles: Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake vs Lucha Bros (c): Lucha Bros retain via Spike Fear Factor – ***



Okay let’s be serious for a minute. This wasn’t a great match, but it was entertaining. The crowd enjoyed singing along to Scarlett’s music, Fallah did most of the work since the Hit Squad didn’t want to interact with Scarlett at first. Amusing spot was after Raj got hit with a Stink Face from Scarlett, Rohit pulled him out and sat in the corner asking for the Scarlett Stink Face. They pulled the bait and switch since she told him to close his eyes. Scarlett jumps on Fallah’s back and Tandem Banzai drop with Scarlett pinning Raj was the finish. It was amusing, not a great match, but told a story and was entertaining.

A couple backstage segments with Lucha Bros and Eli & Eddie hyping the tag match. Eddie is still imbalanced singing “We are the three best friends” song, of course referencing Kenny the kendo stick as the third.

The final leg of Moose’s revenge against the Rascalz. Moose took the match lightly, and controlled the majority of the match. Lawn Darting Dez into the corner was cool. Hell Dez tried to do a Dragonrana on the outside, Moose caught him smooth as butter and then smashed his head into the steps, before throwing him into the other Rascalz. After rolling him back in, the other Rascalz get involved for the first time and allow Dez to roll through with a Body Scissors into a Cradle.

After the match we see Rosemary and Kiera Hogan arguing. Kiera says as long as there’s two of them, two of them will fight Su Yung. So Rosemary proceeds to beat the crap out of Kiera and choke her with the chain leash that held the Bunny before she was killed in the Undead Realm. Yes, I know what I just wrote.

GWN Flashback Match: Tag Team Title 5150 Street Fight: LAX vs OGz, Slammiversary 7/22/2018

After the flashback we get a decent length segment of Tessa going to one of Robert Irvine’s restaurants where she runs down Gail, says she’s most famous for screwing a famous chef. Then she proceeds to terrorize different people all while looking for Robert Irvine. She doesn’t find him, has some interesting lines, and she sells things well. Not everyone acts well in the segment, but it wasn’t completely awful. A few amusing moments.

Not really sure why Madman and Dreamer are in a non-Hardcore match. It’s an alright match. Dreamer gets most of his offense in when Fulton takes too long to go to his next move. After hitting the DDT, Dreamer goes out to get a kendo stick…in a normal match, misses and Fulton hits a Reverse Lifting STO (think Corbin’s End of Days). Not sure what Fulton is calling it, but that was the end. Then a brawl between oVe and the rest of Dreamer’s little rag tag team of Willie Mack and Rich Swann.

Taya ran down Canada, said she wasn’t gonna do the match, but Madison jumped her before she could leave. Then after surviving the initial flurry, Taya tries to powder out, but Jordynne Grace throws her back in. Taya is mad and distracted, School Girl Roll-Up. So nothing to rate, but I guess this is comeuppance for one half of the douchey championship couple.

Interesting match even though it felt to be less than 10 minutes long. Lucha Bros start fast and spotty, but eventually Eddie and Eli slow it down. LAX tries to cost Lucha Bros the match, but they fail. Eddie tries to throw Kenny to Eli, but Eli misses. Eddie gets wiped out and they pin Eli with the Spike Fear Factor. Afterwards Eli turns on Eddie and beats him with Kenny.


Overall Score: 6/10

Above average. Not a bad show, but it definitely felt like an episode to try and put more focus on the smaller stories. Lance Storm getting involved in the main event story does add a little more star power. Given that D’Amore insulted Cage before the confrontation, it makes me wonder where management’s feelings lie.

So again, the show wasn’t exactly a blow away, but there were plenty of entertaining moments. Ideally next week should finish the hype for Rebellion, and I’m really hoping Rebellion returns to the good wrestling form that Redemption and Slammiversary had last year.

Let us know what you think on social media @theCHAIRSHOTcom and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

Impact Coverage

Andrew’s Impact Wrestling Ratings & Analysis 4/12/2019

Andrew brings us Impact Wrestling coverage! Two weeks away from Rebellion, let’s see how it all plays out! IMPACT on Twitch!



Andrew brings us Impact Wrestling coverage! Two weeks away from Rebellion, let’s see how it all plays out!

After a long WrestleMania weekend/week, I’m still extremely exhausted. I know we’ve got a mixed tag with Rebellion implications and Moose continuing his revenge on the Rascalz!

We also get the IMPACT debut of the Monster Mafia-wait, no?- okay they are now known as The North.

Before we get to the show, just for DeMarco:


  • Moose vs Wentz: Moose wins via Spear – *** 1/4
  • Rosemary vs Su Yung: No Contest – **
  • The North (Josh Alexander & Ethan Page) vs El Reverso & Sheldon Jean: The North wins via Tandem Torture Rack toss into a Spinebuster – ** 1/2
  • Tessa Blanchard vs Madison Rayne: Rayne wins via School Girl Roll-Up – *** 3/4
  • Brian Cage & Jordynne Grace vs Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie: Johnny wins via Shining Wizard – *** 1/2



So this is an odd story. Rascalz are pretty well liked being cheeky stoned pranksters, but when they made fun of Moose for striking out with Melissa Santos, he came to their club house for a pound of flesh. So, even though Moose is a cocky, douchey, arrogant schmuck…he’s technically in the right here. As he took out Trey a few weeks ago, he now set his sights on Wentz. Wentz put up a good fight, the crowd reacted pretty well and the match was fun.

Melissa Santos interviews Madison Rayne, Tessa crashes the interview and it turns into a declaration of having a match. So Tessa versus Madison will happen tonight.

Rosemary comes out to try and avenge Allie’s death. The match starts off in favor of Rosemary, then the Undead Bridesmaids distract Rosemary. Kiera Hogan runs out to try and help, Rosemary goes out and admonishes Firefly for interfering. The Undead Bridesmaids dog pile Rosemary and Kiera for what should be a DQ, but they kept saying No Contest. They feed them both to Su Yung in the ring so she can hit the Panic Switch and leave them laying. So Kiera is being positioned as Rosemary’s new unwanted partner. This isn’t a bad way to keep the story going since it seems to be one of the more popular ones that Impact has been running with.

GWN Flashback Match: TNA Turning Point X-Division Championship: RVD (c) vs Joey Ryan, Nov. 11, 2012

Out of the flashback, we have Killer Kross approach Willie Mack on the steps with a cryptic, yet insightful promo. Trying to sow the seeds of doubt between Mack and Swann. Killer Kross is a damn treasure.

Monster Mafia got rebranded as The North, and for a jobber match, this was actually kind of competitive. Alexander did a lot of the early work and looked scary impressive. Sadly Twitch chat focused more on the amateur wrestling head gear that Josh wears, and not the fact that he was throwing people around with ease. A Powerbomb Backbreaker, a few fun tandem moves and just generally a fun match. The North look like a force to be reckoned with.

Well now, this match was pretty damn good, told a great story since Gail was on commentary and Madison…looked…really good. By that I mean in the ring. This is the second week in a row Madison showed off much better in-ring skills. A few big Frakensteiners, nice transitional roll ups and generally nice movement. Tessa was dominant, but allowed her ego and Gail on the outside to distract her throughout the match. Really good everything.

Eli and Eddie ask Lucha Bros for a title match, LAX shows up and jumps Lucha Bros. Eli pulls Eddie away basically saying let them soften each other up.

Okay…Taya and Johnny have a great interview segment:

Fallah goes looking for Scarlett and finds her! She doesn’t seem to quite understand Bahh, but she offers to tag with him next week against the Desi Hit Squad.

Taya starts the match and then Johnny jumps off the apron to avoid the tag. He tries to get the crowd to chant for Taya, but Jordynne tags in Cage to force Johnny’s hand. This was a solid match that solidified an angle through this entire feud with Cage and Johnny. Johnny played chicken shit heel, and then John E. Bravo showed his true colors by Chop Blocking Cage in the midst of a Drill Claw. So the questionable Homecoming stuff on the outside, counting 3 for Kross even though Cage kicked out, and overlooking interference…it’s all cause he’s basically Nick Patrick (among others but I’m a WCW fanboy at heart). So Taya and Johnny have a referee in their pocket.


Overall Score: 7.5/10

Pretty good show. Quality matches, storyline movement, a debut, a solid reveal with Bravo. I may not personally like the heel referee crap, but it has a place. Hopefully we don’t get too much of it since Cage and Johnny have had an odd feud since January. I don’t really need this angle to go much longer.

Either way, good show, no real complaints and Don Callis was manning Twitch Chat this week…and seemed to be received pretty well. Ramping up to Rebellion, this is all a good hype episode.

Let us know what you think on social media @theCHAIRSHOTcom and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

Trending Today