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(NOAH) WEEKLY NEWSLETTER VOL.1 – 14TH SEPTEMBER 2018

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Introduction from Hisame 
Hello and welcome to the first edition of (what I hope) will be a weekly newsletter to round up the weekly news from (and regarding) Pro-Wrestling NOAH. I am hoping to do this each Friday, however it may sometimes be as late as Saturday or Sunday.

As time goes along I do hope to adapt and change the newsletter, so if you have any ideas or suggestions, I can be contacted at @Hi5ame.

My DMs are open.

CURRENT TOUR RECAP
Global Junior League has returned to NOAH after a hiatus of three years. Kotaro Suzuki decided to enter after “Flight” to show the current NOAH juniors how weak they are compared to his day. Naturally, these comments haven’t gone down well, and Daisuke Harada rallied everyone round to show him just how strong they are. Both Daisuke Harada and Hajime Ohara, have called for Global Junior League to be held as regularly as Global Heavyweight League is.

At the time of writing, YO-HEY is doing very well in Global Junior League, with young Junta Miyawaki at the bottom with no points currently. Miyawaki, however, is determined to show everyone that he will get his first win in the league. NOAH have been teasing this with very very close falls.

Kenoh and Kaito Kiyomiya failed in their GHC Heavyweight Tag Championship challenge, with Akitoshi Saito getting the win over Kenoh with the Death Blade.  Predictably Kenoh was furious, and growled on his Twitter account that there would be “reprisals” for this, and that he could not believe he “lost to that old man”.

Kaito Kiyomiya (a little more polite), has shrugged the loss off and said he will concentrate now on the GHC Heavyweight single belt. Kenoh, however, remains obsessed with Marufuji, belt or no belt.

After the championship match, Mitsuya Nagai appeared in the ring with Cody Hall and Maybach Taniguchi to make a heavyweight tag challenge on their behalf. Naomichi Marufuji told him to get lost. Marufuji said that Nagai could make a challenge when he grew hair down to his shoulders, and if he couldn’t grow hair down to his shoulders, then he had better get himself a wig.

The matter of the GHC Heavyweight Tag challengers is undecided at the moment.

Katsuhiko Nakajima has challenged Takashi Sugiura for the GHC Heavyweight title. Nakajima, in usual sarcastic smirking style, said that he only meant to challenge for the sake of the seniors, basically, their old men, they should take it easy at their time in life, and he would “free them from their heavy responsibility.”

Like the last time he challenged, Masa Kitamiya was a filler for the challenge of Katsuhiko Nakajima, and didn’t really get much of a build up; Nakajima however will have all of September to crank up the pressure, before he challenges in early October. He says he is planning further evil, and so far this has included disrupting the match by going to the back and getting counted out, and with the usual evil grin on his face, choking Takashi Sugiura with chairs.

He says it is fun.

The Chinese athlete, MA Zhuji, has once again had his NOAH debut postponed. This is the second time it has now happened, neither NOAH or Eastern Heroes have given a reason for this. MA is expected to be the breakout star of the Chinese promotion.

It is unusual that a new debut starts his career doing mainly heavyweight matches, but in the case of Yoshiki Inamura, it seems to be apt given his body type and weight.
Naomichi Marufuji has said that the other boy, Kimiya Okada (whose debut was delayed due to injury), will debut soon, but no further news has been announced as yet.

 

GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT LEAGUE 2018
NOAH have announced that Global Heavyweight League (traditionally the event held to run up to the end of the year) will be held on the following dates:

Tuesday, October 30th 2018, Korakuen Hall (opening night, time TBC)
Thursday, November 8th 2018, Korakuen Hall (18.30)
Sunday, November 11th 2018, Matsuyama City Community Centre (17.00)
Monday, November 12th 2018, Hiroshima Industry Centre, West Exhibition Hall (18.30)
Wednesday, November 14th 2018, Takamatsu Symbol Tower Exhibition Hall (18.30)
Saturday, November 17th 2018, Edion Arena Osaka 2nd Stadium (18.30)
Wednesday, November 21st 2018, Aizu Wakamatsu City (18.30)
Thursday, November 22nd 2018, Sendai PIT (18.30)
Friday, November 23rd 2018 (TBC)
Sunday, November 25th 2018, Korakuen Hall (18.00)

No participants have been announced as of yet, but there is a lot of buzz among fans about the hope that Jun Akiyama will be competing (and Kenoh says he wants to face Yohei Nakajima).

GHC BELT NEWS

Current champions

  • GHC Heavyweight Champion: Takashi Sugiura
  • GHC Junior Champion: Daisuke Harada
  • GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: Naomichi Marufuji & Akitoshi Saito
  • GHC Junior Tag Champions: Minoru Tanaka & Hi69

At the moment the only belt that has a definite challenge is the GHC Heavyweight Championship.

The GHC Heavyweight Junior, currently held by Daisuke Harada, will be challenged for by the winner of Global Junior League (Harada has also said he is interested in the heavyweight tag belts too).

The GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Belts have been challenged for by Kazuhiro Tamura (from WRESTLE-1), but he needs to find a partner.

The GHC Heavyweight Tag Belts have also been challenged for, but this is uncertain at the moment. Quiet Storm has said that he and Mohammed Yone (50 Funky Powers) would like to challenge.

“GENESIS” – THE RETURN OF TAKESHI MORISHIMA HAS BEEN CANCELLED
It was announced on 13th September, that Takeshi Morishima’s return event “GENESIS” has been cancelled. On the 10th September, Morishima had been running, when he developed a severe pain in one of his feet, and was rushed to hospital. At the hospital, septic arthritis was diagnosed (this is basically means that Morishima probably had a cut on his foot somewhere which the germs entered in through and caused an inflammation around the joint), onset is rapid, which explains why it was so sudden that he developed symptoms. It also does indicate to me that he does indeed suffer from diabetes, as the condition is one of the leading causes for foot problems of this type, and is why diabetics are counselled to take care of their feet, and wear socks or slippers around the house.

The rehabilitation period is four weeks or longer, and as a result the event has had to be cancelled. There is no word yet as to whether it will be rescheduled, but Morishima himself is determined to return to the ring. For now, tickets will be refunded, and the matter will be left until later.

As NOAH only had one person appearing on the show, Takashi Sugiura, it hasn’t created too big a problem for them, all it means is that the card on the 15th October will need to be reshuffled.

Contrary to current misconception, NOAH are not booking the event for Morishima, and aside from Sugiura’s participation, are not involved in any other way.
NOAH have wished him well, with Takashi Sugiura saying that all he wants from Morishima at the moment, is to get better.

IPW
Sadly IPW have now changed the card for “Global Clash 2018”, and as a result RATELS and Kaito Kiyomiya will not be appearing in the UK on 23rd September.
Naomichi Marufuji, however, will still be facing Doug Williams, for what is probably the last time in their careers.

HOLY WAR. VOL 3.
Junta Miyawaki and Kaito Kiyomiya will be appearing at Holy War Vol.3 in October, with NOAH freelancers Masao Inoue and Minoru Tanaka also on the card. Akira Taue, will be having the traditional “Talk Battle” with Toshiaki Kawada.

Kawada says he wants to hear about Taue’s time as NOAH’s president, and hear all about the struggles during that time (Taue as president had to deal with things that Misawa never had to, namely death, scandal, walk out, loss of revenue)

Minoru Tanaka will be facing Junta Miyawaki.

Miyawaki is thrilled about this as he lost in Global Junior League to Tanaka in five minutes on the 14th, and has vowed to rectify this.

Kaito Kiyomiya will be teaming with Daichi Hashimoto and Tōru Sugiura vs Shiro Koshinaka, Takao Omori and Yoshiaki Fujiwara.

“COME FOR ME YOU BASTARDS” – KENOH’S COLUMN
Kenoh wrote his column for “Puroresu Weekly” and talked about Takeshi Morishima at “Flight”.
Despite the fact that he referred to Morishima’s presence as “The Boss” (he has also called him “The Don”), reading between the lines, Kenoh seemed to be aware of Morishima’s somewhat erratic state of mind, and wondered what he was going to do. He said that he thought that Morishima was going to hug him after the match, but instead he asked him for a microphone. Kenoh did, and then tried to leave discreetly, but Morishima caught him, called him back and addressed him by his surname “Nakae”.

Instead of talking about Marufuji vs KENTA, Morishima made the challenge for Sugiura, gave Kenoh his t-shirt to give to Sugiura and then left the building hurriedly. Kenoh said that he had hoped that Morishima would have stayed to see his old friends, but said that he didn’t think he could face it.

“HEIR TO THE ARK” – NAOMICHI MARUFUJI’S BIOGRAPHY
Naomichi Marufuji gave an interview to Puroresu Today following the press conference\fan talk he gave about his autobiography. Amongst other things he discussed, he says that he wants to continue the tradition of his own seniors (who took a fatherly interest in their juniors), and connect with his in the same way.

The book is currently only available in Japan, but no doubt will be available at some point on Amazon UK and Amazon USA. I have very very kindly been sent a copy by Metal-Noah, and so will start translating it into English as soon as possible.

TOUR TIDBITS

  • YO-HEY overslept and had to run to the hair salon to get his hair dyed purple
  • Akitoshi Saito appeared on BattleMen, he has also had a t-shirt bought out (he’s a cat lover, and continuing the current trend of merchandising wrestlers pets, his is themed around his cat)
  • There was a rainbow over the Shimizu Marina on the 8th September
  • 50 Funky Powers now have a disco ball for their entry. It’s not a disco ball effect, its an ACTUAL disco ball.
  • Atsushi Kotoge offered his cloak to Go Shiozaki and then to ring announcer Ally. Neither of them wanted it.
  • Having trained in Osaka and spent his early career there, Quiet Storm calls Osaka his “second home”.
  • HAYATA refused to shake hands with YO-HEY after their match, so YO-HEY ambushed him and clung on.
  • The seniors still hold all of the heavyweight belts.
  • Despite the damage caused by the typhoon, NOAH had a sell out crowd in Osaka on the 9th at 920 people, which is a record for them being their highest since 2015.
  • YO-HEY paraphrased Kotaro Suzuki as saying “the NOAH juniors are noodles without Peperoncino”. Interesting idea, which I am not going to ponder on.
  • Tadasuke says he is “The Dark Horse” of Global Junior League.
  • According to Naomichi Marufuji, the “bookworms” in NOAH are Tadasuke and Masao Inoue, who are also good fiends.
  • Hi69 says he burnt his ass at the tanning salon, so a long journey was painful. I don’t want to know ANY more or HOW he did it.


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; win.

PLAY BY PLAY

[Due to the scheduling choices of KFOX14 (El Paso & Las Cruces), coverage of SmackDown will not begin until 9PM Eastern]


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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