Steve Cook creates his Christmas List, fill of wrestling items you can actually buy for him! (Or for anyone else.)
Earlier this week, I talked about what I was thankful for. Today, I talk about what I want for Christmas. As grateful as we are for what we have, we always want more. Retailers know this, that’s why the biggest sales of the year are right after Thanksgiving. We need more to be thankful for!
I know anybody reading this has tons of wrestling-related items. You might even have some of these items. Well, I don’t! I want them and I want them now!
These are the Top 5 Wrestling-Related Christmas Requests.
5. AJ Styles Quadruple Disk DVD
Hey, don’t yell at me about the spelling. That’s what it’s listed as. Either way, it’s twelve hours of AJ Styles matches in TNA. If you don’t happen to be familiar with his early work, or haven’t seen it in years, this is a perfect opportunity to catchup. AJ’s been one of the best for as long as I can remember. It just took awhile for others to realize it.
4. Stone Cold Steve Austin Light Up Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
What holiday season is complete without a ridiculous sweater or sweatshirt to wear during Christmas? I have a pretty awesome Bengals one, but one could always use more. Nothing says Christmas like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
3. WWE Championship Toaster
Do you currently have a toaster that puts the WWE logo on your toast? No? Then what are you waiting for, man? Now, I’ve seen toasters for sports teams before, and the feedback reports generally aren’t good. I’m sure that Vince McMahon & company wouldn’t produce such an inferior product, and the WWE Championship Toaster works as well as the WWE Champion himself, Daniel Bryan.
2. Ric Flair “WWE Classic Superstars” Dress Up Robe
Some people like wearing robes around the house. Some people don’t. I think any wrestling fan would love to wear this one around the house. Or around work or wherever. Just make sure you wear something underneath if you’re leaving the house.
Honorable Mention: Chairshot Merch!
I would be remiss if I didn’t mention our own merchandise. I’m partial to the circle logo myself. Either would look good at a wrestling show, the gym or at a family gathering.
1. Rock, Funk’N’ Roll T-Shirt
I had no idea why these men were on the same t-shirt until I typed them into Google. I don’t know how I missed this, but last year Terry Funk & the Rock N’ Roll Express teamed up at a Big Time Wrestling event in Raleigh, North Carolina. Their opponents? Jerry Lawler, Brian Christopher & Doug Gilbert.
Talk about two teams you thought you’d never see. Gilbert got booted out of Power Pro Wrestling ages ago for alleging that Lawler had forced intercourse with an underaged girl. As for the Express & the Funker, they rarely crossed paths and were typically on other sides of the face/heel divide when they did. It’s a completely random & wonderful collection of talent. Besides, what old school wrestling fan wouldn’t want a shirt with these three guys on it?