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Mitchell’s WWE Monday Night Raw Results & Report! (12/31/18)

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Mitchell's WWE Monday Night Raw Results & Report! (12/31/18)

The last Raw of 2018 promises to end with a bang as The Show-Off and Scottish Terminator fight inside a Steel Cage! Who escapes into the New Year a winner?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Steel Cage Match: Dolph Ziggler VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins.
  • Fresh Start Battle Royal: Apollo Crews wins and earns a WWE Intercontinental Championship match against Dean Ambrose.
  • Six Woman Tag: Ember Moon, Sasha Banks & Bayley VS The Riott Squad; Moon, Banks & Bayley win.
  • Seth Rollins VS Bobby Lashley w/ Lio Rush; Lashley wins, by disqualification.
  • 3 on 2 Handicap: Jinder Mahal & The Singh Brothers VS Heath Slater & Rhyno; Mahal & The Singh Brothers win.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose VS Apollo Crews; Ambrose wins and retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
  • Natalya & Ronda Rousey VS Nia Jax & Tamina; Rousey & Natty win.

PLAY BY PLAY

The cage descends!

Raw begins its 2018 finale with steel and pain!

Steel Cage Match: Dolph Ziggler VS Drew McIntyre!

Once a dynamic and dominant duo, The Show-Off and Scottish Terminator have had a roller coaster 2018. Things would then fall apart as McIntyre would turn on Ziggler for being the dead weight dragging him down. Who closes out the year proving to the other who was really the weak link in the team?

The bell rings and the two men stare down. Then they rush each other! ZIggler hits McIntyre, then climbs over him to head for the top. McIntyre pulls Ziggler down but Ziggler fights him off. Ziggler climbs another wall but McIntyre yanks him right off. McIntyre CHOPS Ziggler off his feet! McIntyre drags Ziggler up for a deadlift suplex! But McIntyre doesn’t cover nor climb, he grins and CHOPS Ziggler again. McIntyre taunts Ziggler that he wanted this match. Ziggler fires haymakers but McIntyre puts him in a corner for more chops. McIntyre puts Ziggler on the top rope then chops him again! McIntyre continues to egg Ziggler on, but ZIggler slaps him away! Ziggler boots then leaps, for the satellite DDT!

Both men are down, but Ziggler slowly sits up. McIntyre follows but Ziggler is on him with chops of his own. McIntyre throws haymakers but Ziggler throws body shots. Ziggler throws more hands, then kicks, but runs into the Glasgow Kiss! Both men are down again but McIntyre drags himself up. McIntyre starts to climb, but Ziggler hurries up after! Ziggler anchors a foot, and he drags McIntyre back in. The two brawl on the top rope with chops and haymakers. Ziggler bounces McIntyre’s face off the steel again and again and again! McIntyre kicks a leg out and Ziggler crotches on the rope. But then Ziggler shakes the ropes and McIntyre crotches, too! Both men fall down and we go to break.

Raw returns and McIntyre is again egging Ziggler on. McIntyre SLAPS Ziggler back down, then taunts him with the ropes. Finn Balor watches backstage as Ziggler slaps back! Ziggler fires off hands, but runs into a tilt-o-whirl. Ziggler lands on his feet and rebounds from ropes to hit a Famouser! Cover, TWO! McIntyre survives but both men are down again. Ziggler checks his jaw and ears while McIntyre clutches his head. Both men slowly stand as fans build to a rally. Ziggler goes to kick but is blocked into the inverted Alabama Slam, but he turns it into a victory roll! TWO, and McIntyre runs in. Ziggler sends him into steel! Ziggler throws McIntyre into more steel and McIntyre falls. He drags McIntyre up again for another throw into steel, and then a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!

Both men are down but roll to opposite ends of the cage. Fans build to another rally, and Ziggler wants the door! He drags himself to the doorway but McIntyre drags him back in! McIntyre gives another Glasgow Kiss but both men go down from the impact. Ziggler crawls again and wants the door to open. The referee obliges and Ziggler hurries, but McIntyre gets him again! McIntyre clubs away, but Ziggler slams the door on McIntyre’s head! Both men are down again, but McIntyre is in Ziggler’s way this time. Ziggler rolls away while McIntyre crawls. They both stand, and Ziggler hits another Famouser! Cover, TWO! McIntyre still lives and we go to another break.

Raw returns and Ziggler has made it to the top of the cage! But McIntyre leaps up to stop him! McIntyre climbs and clubs, then drags Ziggler back in with a SUPERPLEX!! Both men are down from the insane impact and fans declare “This is Awesome!” McIntyre drags himself to ropes and actually laughs. He’s amused by how far Ziggler has pushed him in this match. McIntyre looms over Ziggler as he dares him to “Rise! Show me what you’ve got!” Ziggler drags himself up, and McIntyre scoops him to long dart him at the steel cage! McIntyre won’t end it here, “I told you there wasn’t enough room here for both of us.” He suplexes Ziggler into the steel! McIntyre says Ziggler begged for this, so this is what he gets. “I refuse to let it be over.”

Ziggler gets up as McIntyre eggs him on, and Ziggler gets the ZIGZAG! Cover, TWO!! McIntyre survives but Ziggler is ready for more. Ziggler eggs McIntyre now, but gets a CLAYMORE outta nowhere! McIntyre grins, but then goes back to coldly staring down at Ziggler. McIntyre slithers to a corner as he applauds Ziggler. Fans rally up as McIntyre prepares another shot. Ziggler stirs, CLAYMORE!! Cover, McIntyre wins!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall

The Scottish Terminator finally ends the match, and now he moves past Ziggler into 2019. With McIntyre in the Royal Rumble, will anyone else have a chance of earning that Wrestlemania championship match?

But wait, Ziggler shouts “Is that all you’ve got?!” McIntyre won’t let Ziggler get away with such defiance! He grabs a chair and then rains down rights on Ziggler! McIntyre wedges chair to trap Ziggler against the steel, and dropkicks it! Ziggler writhes and rolls from the steel sandwich, but McIntyre grins and laughs. McIntyre “In case you didn’t know already, my name is Drew McIntyre, and I am the king of the Raw jungle.” McIntyre tells Ziggler he could’ve walked away, but Ziggler kept sniffing around for scraps. Ziggler is nothing but dead weight, and does not deserve McIntyre’s leftovers.

But now McIntyre ends that chapter, and he focuses on what really matters. He’ll go from being the king of Raw to the king of WWE, because he vows to win The Royal Rumble and finally fulfill destiny by becoming Universal Champion! Wait, Ziggler stands back up, and eggs McIntyre on again!? So McIntyre goes in for a third Claymore! McIntyre leaves Ziggler for dead, will he do the same to whoever he meets in the Royal Rumble match?

 

A limousine arrives.

And riding inside, is Shane O’Mac! And Triple H! The brothers-in-law of the Authority walk–and shuffle–into the arena. What will they have to say on the last Raw of 2018?

 

Superstars share New Year’s Resolutions!

Finn Balor knows that any time his name’s brought up, it’s about being the inaugural Universal Champion. Finn is proud of that accomplishment, but he wants to soon be the new Universal Champion.

Ember Moon says 2019 is the year she proves the nickname #Shenom is more than just a name. She vows to do this by winning the Women’s Royal Rumble match and going on to Wrestlemania!

The Ascension want to bring back Fashion Files 2019! No, no, no! It’s to be the Tag Team Champions. Oh, that’s much better actually.

Lucha House Party will make 2019 their year with even more “Lucha! Lucha!”

Will any of these resolutions come true? Or will they sadly be dropped and forgotten?

 

Seth Rollins heads to the ring!

The Architect always managed to #BurnItDown in 2018, but he still has lingering issues with the Lunatic Fringe. Detroit is happy to see Rollins, and he’s happy to see them all fired up. But to be honest, Rollins isn’t big on New Year’s Resolutions. Life moves too fast for that, especially in the WWE. Every week and every day is a fresh start. And Rollins isn’t waiting for the ball to drop, he wants to start a party right now! Rollins has a rematch coming for the WWE Intercontinental Championship, and he wants it now! Fans want to see that, too, but instead it’s Triple H who come out! The Game goes to the ring and stands face to face with Rollins.

These two have history, but HHH heard what Rollins said. That “fresh start” at life to do anything you want. Nothing is truer than that for WWE. But that means there are no more automatic rematch clauses. So Rollins’ match with Ambrose is not happening. And to be honest, HHH isn’t sure Rollins deserves such a rematch. HHH takes no pleasure in telling Rollins that, because he was always his most vocal supporter. Cut the crap, Hunter! You only believed when Rollins was a puppet. Is that what Rollins thinks? HHH defends that Rollins made him believe in Rollins. When Rollins told everyone he was going to be the face of Raw, HHH was made to believe that. When Rollins said he was going to be The Man, HHH was made to believe that. Rollins took what he wanted and made HHH believe in him,

And for a moment when HHH didn’t believe, that was when Rollins took him to Wrestlemania and in front of the entire world, he kicked HHH’s ass until he believed again! SO where is that Seth Rollins? Because all HHH sees is a “shell” asking for stuff. Rollins isn’t asking! Has HHH not been watching? Rollins has been carrying Raw for the last year! When Lesnar was wherever doing what whatever Lesnar does, Rollins was churning out classics with Balor, Ziggler and even Mojo Rawley. Yet HHH thinks Rollins is asking? Well fine, Rollins is glad there’s no more handouts, because he’s going to earn this shot. Does HHH want to see the “ruthless bastard” again!? “Yes.”

And HHH wants it to start tonight, #BurnItALLDown against Bobby Lashley! Rollins will burn Bobby, and then he’ll burn Ambrose! And anyone else who gets in his way, even Brock Lesnar or the McMahon Family!! Shane McMahon comes out now to defuse the situation between HHH and Rollins. Shane wants HHH to not amp Rollins up to the point of burning this place down. And Shane tells Rollins to get ready for that match with Bobby Lashley. And Dean Ambrose will be facing someone tonight, and it’ll be the winner of the #FreshStart Battle Royal, which starts next! The first one out for that is FINN BALOR! Will Balor Club get its #FreshStart at the end of 2018?

 

Fresh Start Battle Royal!

The Extraordinary Man is joined by No Way Jose, The Ascension, the Lucha House Party and even Baron Corbin, all with an equal chance of winning a shot at the Lunatic Fringe’s Intercontinental Championship. The Lone Wolf is in the foulest mood of everyone in the ring, but will that help him win his way back to prominence?

The bell rings and everyone brawls! Corbin goes after Finn but Titus O’Neil helps Finn haul Corbin up. The B-Team go after Curt Hawkins, who is still the man with the worst losing streak. The Ascension and the Lucha House Party brawl while Corbin turns things around on Finn. The Ascension go after Corbin and that saves Finn. Jose gives Viktor an airplane spin! Both men end up dizzy, and Apollo Crews lifts Jose! Apollo throws Jose out, and then throws Viktor out, Apollo ELIMINATES them both. The B-Team goes after Apollo but he puts them both on the apron! Apollo boots Konnor away then handsprings over him to dropkick him down! Ambrose watches this backstage as Apollo rallies.

The B-Team go after Finn while Zack Ryder fights off former friend, Mojo Rawley. Finn fights The B-Team off while Lucha House Party pick on Hawkins. Corbin works together with The B-Team to bully Balor while Ryder actually gets Konnor up. Hawkins holds on for dear life while Finn rallies on Corbin and The B-Team. Corbin knees Finn down and grinds his boot in. Ryder headbutts Hawkins and works together with Apollo and Corbin. Titus fights off all three Lucha House Party members, and then throws Kalisto to the apron. Metalik and Lince help Kalisto, and they drag Titus out! Lucha House Party ELIMINATES Titus, and we go to break!

Raw returns and Finn fights off Lucha House Party. Kalisto wheelbarrows but Finn throws him into Lince. Finn turns around into Metalik’s kick, then Metalik climbs up. Metalik walks the rope, but Finn shoves him out, Finn ELIMINATES Metalik! Finn then dumps Kalisto to the apron, and dumps Lince out beside him. Finn goes for their fingers but the luchadores help each other stay up. But Finn boots and ELIMINATES Kalisto, then throws Lince out onto his amigos! Finn ELIMINATES Lucha House Party all by himself! But now Baron Corbin goes after him again! The two brawl, while Ryder works on the B-Team. Corbin clotheslines Finn over and over, but then Finn sends him into the post!

The B-Team brawl with Apollo, and Apollo lifts Bo Dallas. Curt Axel saves BO to throw Apollo tot he apron. But Apollo shovels The B-Team up and out and ELIMINATES them both! Konnor runs at Apollo but Apollo SUPERKICKS and ELIMINATES him! Mojo Rawley runs into a knee, and Apollo throws him out to ELIMINATE Mojo! Apollo has six eliminations all to himself! Curt Hawkins and Ryder get run over, and Apollo lifts Tyler Breeze. Breeze slips out and enziguris, but misses. Apollo lifts and throws Breeze out onto the pile, Apollo ELIMINATES Breeze! That’s seven!

The Final Five are Apollo Crews, Baron Corbin, Zack Ryder, Finn Balor and somehow, Curt Hawkins. Corbin grabs Apollo for the choke slam! Finn slingblades Corbin! Finn chops Hawkins and dropkicks Corbin. Hawkins swings but runs into an elbow drop DDT! Ryder runs into a takedown and stomps! But Corbin throws Finn out and ELIMINATES him!! Corbin gets revenge on Finn, but then runs into Ryder’s boots. Ryder hits a missile dropkick! Ryder hits a forearm smash then throws more forearms in the corner. Fans are fired up and “WOO WOO WOO!” Broksi– ELIMINATION! Corbin, Apollo and Hawkins are the Final Three! And Corbin grins at Mr. Losing Streak. Hawkins throws hands and fans fire up! Corbin knees low and throws Hawkins to the apron, but Hawkins holds on!

Hawkins shoulders back in, then drags Corbin over the top rope! Fans fire up for Hawkins, but Corbin drags himself back in. Corbin throws and ELIMINATES Hawkins! But Apollo is right on Corbin! Corbin fights him off and throws Apollo tot he apron. Apollo hits back then climbs up. Apollo leaps in, rolls through, but Corbin grabs him. Corbin lifts but Apollo slips through the choke slam to send Corbin at the corner. Corblin slides out under the bottom rope then back in, but into an enziguri! Another enziguri ELIMINATES Corbin! Apollo Crews wins!!

Winner: Apollo Crews; will face Dean Ambrose for the WWE Intercontinental Championship later tonight

Is this it?! Is this the night the rising star finally reaches a mountain peak?! Apollo Crews will test himself again against the Lunatic Fringe, will his New Year be golden?

In-ring interview with Apollo Crews!

The title match is set, what’s going through his head? This is what Apollo has been wanting for so long. It took 364 days, but the moment is here! And Apollo can’t think of a better way to end 2018 than becoming the new Intercontinental Champion! Will his New Year’s Resolution come true before 2019 even starts?

 

Backstage interview with Natalya.

The Queen of Harts reviews footage of her match with friend and Raw Women’s Champion, Ronda Rousey. Natty got Ronda to get serious and fight her like a real opponent. As such, Ronda got the better of Natty with the armbar. What does Natty plan for 2019? She isn’t sure. 2018 was so powerful, but full of such great things, too. Natty’s match with Ronda really pushed them both and it was just magical. She would love another chance at Wrestlemania, so Natty enters the Women’s Royal Rumble! But then Nia Jax comes over to mock the BFF’s. What if Ronda isn’t champion then? What if something derails her plans? Tamina attacks from the other end! And then they both throw Natty into a trunk!

Security gets Nia and Tamina to stop, and they taunt “Where’s your best friend now, Natty?” Will the Samoan Dynasty regret attacking Ronda’s friend while she’s away? Or are they the obstacle neither Natty nor Ronda can get past on the Road to Wrestlemania?

 

Baron Corbin is still in the ring.

And he complains that the battle royal wasn’t fair. He is more deserving of a fresh start than anyone else. But that’s the problem. He tried to please the fans as GM and all fans did was boo! Baron had to deal with egos and the pressures from the administration. Corbin deserves an award. But instead, Elias appears and plays Auld Lang Syne for the New Year. “Brothers and sisters, I’ve got one question for everybody here tonight: Who Wants to Walk With Elias?!” Detroit does! And Corbin’s time is up, because the New Year’s Rocking Eve with Elias is now. Elias doesn’t invite losers to his party so Corbin has to go. Fans tell Corbin “You’re a Loser!”

Corbin says the fans are the losers, but Elias goes into detail. When Corbin was GM, it was his plan to never bring Raw to “a depraved and rundown city like Detroit.” But Elias talked with Kid Rock, and they both agree: Corbin running his mouth ain’t no way to bring in the new year. And Detroit is making a comeback! Elias will resurrect Detroit like never before. Because everyone knows WWE really means “Walk With Elias!” Now obviously Elias has a song to sing, so if Corbin isn’t going to leave, just please silence phone, hold applause and most importantly shut your mouth!

Elias begins, “Baron Corbin be forgot, please just go away~! You ruined Raw, now Elias will save Mondays.” He hears Corbin speak and gets in a bad mood. Whoever said Corbin’s entertaining should be sued. Corbin lost his job, such a pity. But Elias doesn’t really care, because we’re in Detroit Rock City! Sing, “Detroit Rock City~!” Corbin gets out of the ring, and we have a brawl! Corbin throws Elias into the barriers, then over into the crowd. Elias gets up and Corbin pursues, only to get kicks. They brawl more, and Corbin throws Elias into the front row! Elias throws a drink back! Elias brings the fight back to Corbin and they brawl right in front of the fans. Corbin gets away, but Elias sees Corbin coming from the timekeeper’s area and clobbers him! Then he uses a spare trunk to squish Corbin against the barriers!

Elias climbs on the trunk to club away on Corbin! Fans are fired up with Elias as he stands above Corbin. Corbin retreats but Elias pursues to throw him back to ringside. Corbin continues his retreat and gets away from Elias. Will this grudge continue into the new year? Who else will #WalkWithElias in 2019?

 

More superstars share their New Year’s Resolutions!

Drake Maverick vows that The Authors of Pain will make every other tag team on Raw feel the pain, until they again become the Raw Tag Team Champions!

The Riott Squad says they don’t need to change. All they need to do is apply some pressure and break the rest of the Raw Women’s Division.

Zack Ryder wants more matches on TV! And to collect all the new WWE Action Figures.

No Way Jose only worries about 2019 when it’s 2019. For now, enjoy the present with a party~!

 

Six Woman Tag: Ember Moon, Sasha Banks & Bayley VS The Riott Squad!

The War Goddess and the #LegitHuggable duo won a match against Dana Brooke, Mickie James & Alicia Fox, but Ruby, Sarah & Liv had to ruin the fun. These six will now settle the score before 2018 is done, who gets a leg up towards the promised Women’s Tag Team Championships?

The teams sort out and Bayley starts with Liv Morgan. Bayley hits a Thesz Press at the bell, but Liv gets up. The two brawl and Liv throws Bayley down by her hair. Liv tags in Sarah, and the two mug Bayley. Bayley fights back, tags Sasha and double crossbodies! Sasha comes in to Meteora Sarah! Cover, TWO! Sasha bumps Sarah on buckles and stomps in a mudhole. She grinds a boot into Sarah’s face, then brings her over. Sarah forearms Sasha back, then whips her into a corner. Sarah misses and Sasha bumps her back. Sasha bumps Sarah in her corner, and Bayley tags as Sasha hits swinging knees! Bayley drags Sarah out and drops an elbow! Cover, ONE, but Bayley keeps on Sarah with a facelock.

Bayley tags Ember but Sarah gets away to tag Ruby. Ruby runs into Ember’s roll up, ONE! Ember tries again, ONE! Ruby dodges Ember but Ember lands out of the hip toss to arm-drag Ruby down! Ember dropkicks Ruby then covers, TWO! Ember puts on a headlock, but Ruby powers out. She holds rope and Ruby misses, but Liv tags in. Ember rolls Ruby but Liv boots her down! Cover, ONE! The Squad grows frustrated but they keep on Ember with a mudhole stomp. Liv shrieks when the ref reprimands her, then tags to Sarah. The mudhole stomps continue, tag to Ruby. Tag to Liv and then tag to Sarah, and then tag to Ruby. The entire Squad stomps away on Ember, so Bayley & Sasha drag out Liv and Sarah! The brawl gets chaotic and we go to break!

Raw returns and things speed up between Bayley and Ruby. Bayley ducks, dodges and arm-drags Ruby into an armlock! Ruby fights her way back up and pulls Bayley’s ponytail. She whips but Bayley goes up and over. Bayley goes for a hip toss but Ruby blocks it for her own. Ruby goes after the legs but Bayley shoves her away. Liv tags in but runs into Bayley’s arm-drag! Bayley whips Liv to her corner and tags in Sasha. Sasha tags in Ember, and the BFF’s whip Liv to the corner. Ember hits a back elbow, then rolls Liv, TWO! Ember tags back to Sasha and feeds Liv to a roll up, TWO! Sasha keeps on Liv with a whip tot he corner. Liv elbows Sasha away but her boots are deflected. Sarah distracts the ref so that Ruby can save Liv from the knees!

Liv climbs back up and in to stomp Sasha down! Cover, TWO! The Squad is frustrated but Liv drags Sasha away. Ruby tags in and she double kicks with Liv. Cover, TWO! Sasha goes for her corner but Ruby keeps her back. Ruby puts on a full nelson and thrashes Sasha around, but fans rally up. Sasha feeds off the energy, but Ruby whips her. Sasha gets around for a crucifix takedown, TWO! Ruby elbows Sasha down, covers, TWO! Ruby tags Sarah, and they work together for the human weapon senton! Cover, TWO! Sarah goes to boot but misses, and Sasha gets to a corner. Sasha goes up but Sarah throws her down, to hit a sliding knee! Cover, TWO! Sarah pushes Sasha to her corner, tag to Liv. Sarah feeds Sasha to Liv’s knees, Liv hits a flying bulldog! Cover, TWO! Liv tires again, TWO! Again, TWO!

Liv is furious, but she puts on a chinlock. Fans rally for Sasha, and Sasha fights back. Liv whips Sasha but Sasha counters to a backslide. TWO, but Sasha knees Liv in the face! Both women crawl for their corners as fans rally up. Tag to Sarah and she drags Sasha away. Sasha slips out of the back suplex, but into a pop-up headbutt! Sarah hits Ember for good measure, and taunts Bayley. The ref has to hold Bayley back, which only allows The Squad to hit Sasha with a Double STO! Sarah covers, but Ember narrowly breaks it! Sarah dropkicks Bayley while Ember FLIES onto Ruby and Liv! Sasha rolls Sarah up, TWO! But there’s no one to tag! Sasha tilt-o-whirls and wants a takedown but Sarah pushes out. Bayley tags in, backstabber to Macho Elbow! Cover, Bayley and team wins!

Winner: Bayley, Sasha Banks & Ember Moon, Bayley pinning

The Boss & Hug Connection pull it off with help from the Shenom! Will 2019 mean big things for all three of them?

 

WWE and Raw take a look back at The Monster Among Men’s 2018.

“Somebody is gonna get these hands!” From manhandling the Big Red Machine to making Kevin Owen’s life a demolition derby, Braun Strowman has done what he wants, when he wants, to who he wants. “Hell, I even played a cello.” However, it wasn’t all fun and destruction for Strowman, as circumstances beyond his control would prevent him from getting the WWE Universal Championship from The Beast, Brock Lesnar. But Strowman has his next shot at the Royal Rumble. Will The Monster conquer the Beast and finally have the gold he wants?

 

Seth Rollins VS Bobby Lashley w/ Lio Rush!

The Game dared The Architect to be that “ruthless bastard” he was before, and burn down anyone in his way. Rollins looks to take up that challenge against the Rocky Mountain Machine to close out the year. Will Rollins still #BurnItDown and blaze a path back to the WWE Intercontinental Championship?

Lio Rush says “If there was any man hungrier for a fresh start in 2019, it’s the Almighty Bobby Lashley.” This man was handpicked by HHH. Why? Because Lashley isn’t here to pose, he’s here to fight! “The world must’ve forgotten exactly who Bobby Lashley is. But luckily for you, Seth, you get to find out firsthand.” And after being dominated, Rollins will see Lashley’s favorite pose, as will the entire worthless city of Detroit! Lio tells Lashley to go in there and dominate, and Lashley plans to do just that. Will this fresh start bring this duo of might and mouth bigger and better things?

The bell rings and Rollins goes right at Lashley with a dropkick! Rollins throws hands in the corner, but the ref backs him off. Lashley gets around to waistlock slam Rollins, and he glares down at Rollins. Lashley puts Rollins in a corner for haymakers of his own. The ref warns Lashley but Lashley keeps throwing hands. Lashley runs side to side to ram his shoulder into Rollins. Fans jeer as Lashley throws Rollins around again. Lashley drags Rollins up but Rollins slips out of the suplex. Rollins chops and haymakers, then whips. Lashley reverses but Rollins dodges to Pele! Rollins runs to dropkick Lashley out of the ring! Then Rollins slingshots out to take Lashley down! Lio distracts Rollins on the apron, but Rollins ignores him to springboard, but into a complete shot from Lashley! Cover, TWO!

Lashley drives elbows into Rollins as fans rally up. Lashley clamps on a nerve hold but Rollins fires up. Rollins fights back and jawbreakers free. Rollins runs but Lashley follows to run him over! Lashley drags Rollins up to throw him out. Fans boo and jeer but Lio gets away with a headscissor to throw Rollins into a post! Rollins is in trouble as we go to break.

Raw returns and Lashley grinds Rollins down in a cobra clutch. Fans rally for Rollins while Lio coaches Lashley on. Lashley shifts to yank Rollins’ arm. Lashley flexes while fans boo and jeer. Rollins fights back with chops! He whips Lashley corner to corner but Lashley reverses! Rollins tumbles into the buckles, then back down. Lashley covers, TWO! Lashley drags Rollins up to slap him around. Fans rally for Rollins even as Lashley knocks him back down. Rollins grits his teeth as he pushes himself back up. Lashley drags Rollins up for the Vertigo Suplex! But Rollins fights out! Rollins boots Lashley from a corner, then chops him again and again. He runs, but Lashley follows. Rollins dodges, to slingblade! Rollins clotheslines Lashley out, then fires up. He builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit sends Lashley into barriers!

But Rollins keeps going, to DIVE again! Fans are fired up while Lio is panicked. Rollins puts Lashley in, springboard clothesline! Rollins stomps as fans chant “Burn It Down!” Lio shouts to Lashley, but Rollins mule kicks and runs. Lio swipes at Rollins, and then Lashley hits Rollins with a HUGE Spinebuster! Cover, TWO!! Lashley and Lio grow frustrated, but Lio tells Lashley to end it. Lashley lifts Rollins but Rollins slips out. Rollins leaps over Lashley to send him into buckles, then rolls him up. TWO, and Rollins mule kicks Lashley! Rollins climbs up top, but Lio distracts on the apron. Rollins hops down and the chase is on! Lio goes around, under and out, but Rollins pursues. Lio escapes to the barriers, then back the other way! Only for Rollins to boot him down!

Rollins drags Lio up to snake eyes on barriers! But Lashley attacks Rollins from behind! Lashley takes the time to taunt, but Rollins hits him with a chair!

Winner: Bobby Lashley, by disqualification

The Architect gives Lashley the win, but that look in his eyes says it doesn’t matter. Rollins SMACKS Lashley again! They end up back in the ring, and Rollins jabs Lashley before giving him another SMACK! And another SMACK! Lio leaps in but gets a chair shot, too! Rollins SMACKS Lashley then SMACKS Lio, then back again! If this is the Rollins HHH wanted to see, then he got what he wanted. Rollins aims at Lio, to give him the CURB STOMP! Rollins has unleashed his ruthless aggression, but will it bring him back around to Dean Ambrose?

 

Raw takes another look at the coming new faces.

Lars Sullivan says he’s “not here to fit in or make friends. I don’t care about being loved and adored.” The Leviathan was put on this planet to instill fear. He vows to make everyone suffer!

Lacey Evans vows to use her Woman’s Right to clear out and clean up the Women’s Division, while maintaining her manners.

They’re COMIIIN’! Heavy Machinery will use the power of #SteaksAndWeights to bring the good times and the big fights to the Tag Team Division.

“You wanna play? Play with Nikki!” The Loony Lass has no fear, there’s only chaos. Nikki Cross is on her way, who wants to play?

And of course, last but certainly not least is the #TopOnePercent. The Best Here, the Best There, the Best Everywhere is prepared to rack up #VictoryAfterVictory no matter where he ends up.

 

3 on 2 Handicap: Jinder Mahal & The Singh Brothers VS Heath Slater & Rhyno!

Santa Manbeast helped The One Man Band against the Modern Day Maharaja and his Bollywood Boys for Christmas, but now the New Year will see one side get the upper hand. Who will have a good start to 2019?

The bell rings and Mahal starts with Slater. Mahal powers Slater to a corner, but Slater turns it around. Slater honors the ropebreak, but Mahal tries a sucker punch. Slater’s ready for it and throws hands of his own. The Singh Brothers distract and Mahal runs Slater over! Mahal rams his knee into Slater’s back, then puts Slater in the corner. He rams his shoulder in, and Samir tags in. Samir stomps a mudhole then tags in Sunil. The Bollywood Boys stomp a mudhole as they tag back and forth. They double suplex Slater and cover, TWO! Samir drops elbows then does a Bollywood dance before running into Slater’s leg lariat! Mahal is furious and demands a tag. Hot tags to Rhyno and Sunil!

Rhyno rallies and Detroit fires up! Rhyno clubs Samir and whips him corner to corner, to ram his shoulder in! He baits Sunil in and throws him into Samir. Rhyno sandwiches the Singhs, then throws them both overhead! Mahal tags in, but Rhyno is ready with a headbutt and spinebuster! Fans fire up and Rhyno revs it up. Sunil distracts and Samir swipes at Rhyno. Slater flies off the apron onto Samir, but Mahal boots Rhyno! KALLAS! Cover, Mahal & the Singh Brothers win!

Winners: Jinder Mahal & The Singh Brothers, Mahal pinning

The reunion didn’t work out like Slater & Rhyno wanted, but 2019 is a new year. Will they get back on track in the Tag Team Division? Or is their fresh start already ending?

 

Dean Ambrose speaks.

“Fresh starts. Everybody seems to be talking about this ‘fresh start’ from the McMahon Family.” But the Lunatic doesn’t need a fresh start. Seth Rollins needs one, though. Did you see how angry he was? He doesn’t look well. Ambrose feels a little sorry for him. But as the Moral Compass of Raw, it is still his obligation to burn down what Rollins holds dear. And fans think this is Apollo Crews’ feel good moment, huh? Ambrose hates those kinds of moments. He will make it his duty to make sure Apollo’s fresh start has a rotten end.

 

More superstars share their New Year’s Resolutions.

The GLORIOUS Duo couldn’t think of a better way than to shut up The Revival in a tag title defense next week. They will continue to make Raw #AbsolutelyGLORIOUS! The Revival, meanwhile, vow to bring credibility back to tag team wrestling as the new champions. Who will keep this resolution in the first Raw of 2019?

The #LegitHuggable friends want to be THE inaugural Women’s Tag Team Champions together. 2019 will be the Year of Boss & Hug. #BankOnIt.

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose VS Apollo Crews!

The Lunatic Fringe vows to guide the WWE down the right path, but he himself seems to be going down the wrong one. However, he won’t have to worry about Seth Rollins cashing in a rematch clause in this “fresh start” era. But that also means he can’t use one himself, so he needs to be careful against Apollo Crews. Will Apollo get a major upset to close out the year? Or will he only be upset after Ambrose gets through with him?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we begin! Apollo dropkicks Ambrose right down and throws hands in a corner! The ref counts and Apollo backs off. Apollo whips but Ambrose reverses, only for Apollo to handspring up and over! Ambrose runs, but things speed up and Apollo hits a back elbow. Apollo walks into a boot, then Ambrose chops. Ambrose whips but Apollo jumps over for a sunset flip! TWO, and Apollo rolls Ambrose, TWO! Ambrose runs but Apollo clotheslines him out! Apollo then asai moonsaults Ambrose down fast! He puts Ambrose in the ring but Ambrose scrambles right out. Ambrose is on the defensive while we go to break.

Raw returns to Ambrose stomping away on Apollo at the ropes. He drags Apollo up and reels him in for a lariat. Cover, TWO! Ambrose keeps his cool as he puts a chinlock on Apollo. Ambrose shifts it into a straitjacket stretch, but fans rally up. Apollo endures the knee in his back and powers his way up out of the hold. Ambrose kicks low then suplexes, but Apollo slips out to dump Ambrose out. Ambrose is annoyed, but he runs into a cradle! TWO, and they both run for double clotheslines! Both men are down and the ref checks. They’re okay to continue, and fans rally up. Apollo sits up first but Ambrose follows. Ambrose runs into an enziguri! Apollo mule kicks and boots, then hits a leaping lariat! Apollo kips up and fires up! He scoops and Samoan Drops Ambrose, covers, TWO!

Ambrose wants a breather but Apollo doesn’t give him one. Apollo lifts but Ambrose fights out. Ambrose gives an elbow but gets an elbow, and Apollo climbs. Apollo leaps for a big crossbody, TWO, standing Shooting Star! Cover, TWO! Ambrose survives being surprised by Apollo’s athleticism, but fans are still on Apollo’s side. Apollo runs in but into a boot. Ambrose runs into an overhead belly2belly! Apollo hits a big corner splash, then another trophy lift like the battle royal! Ambrose rakes the eyes, but Apollo enziguris! Apollo lifts, Crews Control bomb!! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Ambrose survives again, and rolls out of the ring. Apollo sees him, builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit, and Apollo puts Ambrose back in. Apollo hurries up top, leaps, frog splash FLOPS!

Ambrose gets up, grabs Apollo, Dirty Deeds! He crawls to the cover, Ambrose wins!

Winner: Dean Ambrose, by pinfall; still WWE Intercontinental Champion

The Lunatic survives by the skin of his teeth, but he took advantage of Apollo’s misstep to keep the title. Ambrose clutches tight to the belt, but will someone come along to snatch it away in 2019?

 

Alexa Bliss speaks.

“We’ve seen a lot of changes on Monday Night Raw, between the announcement of the Women’s Tag Titles, brand new talent on the way, and of course, the return of The McMahon Family.” The Goddess will miss running the Women’s Division, but in her short term, she made history. And thanks to the McMahons, she’ll make even more history. Next week will be the premiere of her own talk show, A Moment of Bliss! And the first ever woman talk show host will have her very first guest: Ronda Rousey! Alexa knows Ronda loves Roddy Piper, but make sure you dress appropriate. This isn’t just any show, this is Alexa’s show. Ronda will be in “the presence of a Goddess, not slumming it in some pit.”

 

Natalya & Ronda Rousey VS Nia Jax & Tamina!

The Queen of Harts had a run-in with the Samoan Dynasty, but now numbers will be even with The Baddest Woman on the Planet by her side. With WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships on the way, will this match have major implications on top of the Raw Women’s Championship hunt?

The moment Ronda and Natty hit the ring, they hit Nia and Tamina! Nia gets away so Ronda goes after Tamina with Natty. The referee restores order as the Samoan Dynasty regroups. Nia tells Tamina it’s fine. Ronda starts against Tamina and throws her right down! Ronda throws knee after knee then dares Nia to tag in. Nia does, and she runs, only to be taken down! Ronda wants the arm already, but Nia stays up. Nia gets free but Ronda is right after her with body shots. Nia puts Ronda in a corner then throws Ronda across the way. Ronda’s right up but gets squashed in the corner. Nia scoops Ronda to slam her down. Nia runs but misses the senton! Ronda tags to Natty while Nia tags Tamina.

Natty shoulders into Tamina then dropkicks her down! Natty snap suplexes Tamina around, then covers. TWO, but Natty puts Tamina in a corner. Natty throws in her shoulder then stomps a mudhole. The ref counts and Natty stops at 4. Detroit fires up as Natty swipes at Nia. Tamina runs in but misses, and Natty scoop slams Tamina! Cover, TWO! Natty goes for the legs but Tamina scrambles to the ropes. Nia drags Tamina out and the cousins regroup. Natty baseball slides them both, then tags Ronda. Ronda climbs, and LEAPS onto them both! Ronda and Natty are in control while we go to break.

Raw returns once more, and Nia tags in. Both Nia and Tamina run Natty over, then taunt Ronda. Ronda coaches Natty but Nia drags Natty up for a headbutt. Nia chokes Natty at the ropes, but stops at 4. Nia drags Natty up again to bump her off buckles. Tag to Tamina, and Tamina stomps a mudhole into Natty again. Tag back to Nia, and fans rally up. Natty fights back with haymakers, but Nia scoops and slams Natty again. Nia continues to taunt Ronda, then throws Natty into a post. Nia drags Natty up to throw her down, then covers. TWO, but Nia keeps her cool. Nia drags Natty up for a cobra clutch, but fans rally up again. Nia thrashes Natty around but Natty endures. Natty jawbreakers out of the hold!

Natty crawls but Nia is in her way. Nia powers her to the corner and tags in Tamina. Tamina throws forearms, then snapmares Natty down. Tamina wraps on a chinlock now, but Natty gets right up. Natty fights back and runs, but into Tamina’s fireman’s carry. Natty slips out and they collide with crossbodies! Both women crawl, but Tamina keeps Natty away from Ronda. Natty shoves Tamina away, hot tags to Nia and Ronda! Ronda fires off on Nia with fast hands! Nia manages to cover up but Ronda throws her, shining wizard! Judo throw! Cover, TWO! Ronda keeps the fire going as she dares Nia to stand again. SUPER WOMAN PUNCH! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Ronda while Nia’s on the apron. Nia returns, picks Ronda right up, and trophy lifts for a slam! Cover, TWO!

Ronda survives but Nia keeps her cool. Nia drags Ronda back up, for another fireman’s carry. Nia climbs high, but Ronda fights back. Tamina tags in as Ronda goes to bomb Nia! Nia fights her off, Tamina SUPERKICKS Ronda down! Cover, TWO!! Tamina and Nia are shocked, but Tamina keeps going. She drags Ronda up, and headbutts her down. She runs to dive but misses the headbutt! Ronda gets Tamina into the armbar! Tamina holds on and Nia drops the leg! But Natty goes after Nia with the discus! SUPERKICK from Tamina! Tamina goes back to Ronda, covers, TWO!! Ronda still lives! Tamina drags Ronda to a drop zone and climbs up high. The Daughter of the Superfly leaps, but her Superfly gets boots! ARMBAR!! Tamina taps, Ronda & Natty win!

Winners: Ronda Rousey & Natalya, Rousey by submission

Another great win for the Baddest Woman on the Planet, and alongside her good friend to boot! With 2018 ending strong, will 2019 be the same for Ronda? Or are her toughest challenges still to come?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A really good Raw to finish the year. This “fresh start” seems to be showing more of itself now. First, I was really surprised to see them start with the Steel Cage Match, but I suppose it made sense in a lot of ways. It has the most time to breathe if it starts the show, which allowed it to be a great match, and then there was time for McIntyre to brutalize Ziggler afterward, which really added to everything. McIntyre wants to win the Royal Rumble, as anyone would, but expect Ziggler to put his name in the match and at the very least make sure McIntyre doesn’t win. Rollins has a great promo with HHH and Shane, and it is now official that there are no rematch clauses ever again.

The Battle Royal was great, and I guess it’s fine that Finn didn’t win. Apollo got a great push right here, but sadly it was clear he wasn’t going to win. Rollins has a great match with Lashley, and that includes the cat ‘n’ mouse with Lio, and I liked Rollins going off. This isn’t a Heel turn, this is him getting a new edge that he might need to either get back at Ambrose or get past Lesnar. Ambrose and Apollo had a great match, but again it was clear Apollo wasn’t going to get the win. Fresh start or not, the story dictates Rollins and Ambrose get their blow-off before anyone else takes that title. When that title goes to someone else, that is when the fresh start will truly lock in.

However, the fresh start hasn’t changed everything yet. We still got a silly filler match in Slater-Rhyno VS Mahal & Singhs. It seems Raw wants the inaugural SmackDown Tag Team Champions to struggle even into 2019. With Roode-Gable VS The Revival next week for the titles, things could shake up in the Tag Division real quick. If The Revival win and no rematch clauses, I hope Slater & Rhyno get another “I’ve got kids!” type push so that they at least get a match for the titles. Then in the Women’s Division on Raw, we got another Six Woman Tag, but at least it was really good. Clearly Sasha & Bayley are on the rise towards the Women’s Tag Titles, but I kinda hope it’s a swerve so that a SmackDown team gets it to start. I still want my ridiculous contender system to pan out, too, but that’s wishful thinking.

Ronda & Natty VS Nia & Tamina in the main event was pretty good. For one, it’s women closing Raw, so that’s great. Naturally Ronda & Natty win, it sends everyone home for the New Year’s happy. Nia & Tamina are still strong contenders from Raw’s side for those Women’s Tag Titles. The Raw Women’s Championship is still in question, but this can still be steered towards Ronda VS Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania. Ronda will likely address the issue of her challenger during the premiere of Alexa’s new talk show. I, for one, look forward to seeing the sassy Goddess make this transition in the event she’s not coming back to in-ring action.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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