Tiffany MC takes you on a ride through the WWE’s first week of 2019!
WWE Intercontinental Championship: It was announced that there would be a Battle Royal with the winner getting an Intercontinental Championship Match with Dean Ambrose later in the show. The competitors included Finn Balor, No Way Jose, the Ascension, all three members of the Lucha House Party, and former GM, Baron Corbin, who is still refusing to wear regular wrestling gear.
While Ambrose watched from backstage, all hell broke out in the ring. It came down to Apollo and Corbin. It looked like Corbin was going to stamp his ticket to get a shot at Ambrose, and maybe restart their 2017 feud over the Intercontinental Championship, but Crews would not go away and finally eliminated Corbin after a thunderous enziguri.
Crews is understandably excited by the prospect and vows to ring in the New Year as the new Intercontinental Champion!
Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose was less than impressed. As far as he was concerned, the fresh start of the new year was nonsense. The Moral Compass of WWE doesn’t need a fresh start, but given Seth’s behavior, it’s pretty clear that all is not well with the Architect and it’s going to get worse because Dean still has a mission to burn down everything Seth’s built.
As for Apollo Crews, well, his feel-good moment makes Ambrose sick. He hates those moments, so it’s his duty to bring Apollo Crews’ joy to a crashing halt because, sadly, that’s what a Moral Compass does.
The match was pretty good, Ambrose and Crews had really good chemistry and there was a lot of back and forth. Even though he was clearly getting frustrated with Crews, Ambrose was able to keep control of his temper and kept battling back. In the end, the difference between victory and defeat was luck and veteran’s instincts. Crews made the mistake of going for a Frog Splash instead of an immediate pin, which gave Ambrose just enough recovery time to roll out of the way. As Crews tried to get his wind back, Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds and got the cover.
RAW Women’s Division: Several RAW ladies announced their entry into the Women’s Royal Rumble, including Natalya, who seemed to want to get another shot at BFF Ronda Rousey’s title. Nia found this very funny, pointing out that Ronda might not be champion by Royal Rumble, then what? At that, Tamina jumped Nattie and it took several burly security guys to get the ladies separated.
The Women’s Tag Team Titles are on the horizon, but Ember Moon, Sasha Banks, and Bayley have more pressing matters on their hands, namely the Riott Squad. The Squad also want those tag belts, and everyone is looking to the Royal Rumble.
The match was great, as always, the Riott Squad and the Boss-Hug Connection worked like the well-oiled teams they were. It looked like the Riott Squad’s teamwork was going to win the day after Riott saved Morgan from Banks’ double knee drop and after Logan hit a Kentucky KO, but timely interference by Moon, who launched herself over the top rop and onto Riott and Morgan while Banks and Bayley hit the Hug Statement, would seal the win for the babyfaces, at least for this round.
Alexa Bliss has been out of action for several months due to concussion issues, but it was announced on Monday that she’ll be debuting her new talk show: A Moment of Bliss, making her the first woman in WWE history to have her own interview segment. For such a momentous occasion, you need a big-name guest, and Bliss has that covered. Her first guest will be Ronda Rousey, but Bliss is careful to warn Rousey to dress appropriately since she will be in the presence of a Goddess.
After the fight earlier, it was decided to have another tag match: Natalya and Rousey vs Jax and Snuka.
The Rowdy Harts weren’t in the mood to play nice with the Samoan Sisters and went on the attack as soon as they hit the ring.
This match was more hard-hitting than previous encounters between these four women, but it was still an okay match. The end wasn’t a shock, Rousey countered a Superfly Splash with her knees and locked Tamina in the armbar, causing her to tap out.
Steel Cage Match – Drew McIntyre vs Dolph Ziggler: It’s come down to this. After reaching the heights of the tag team division, Ziggler and McIntyre’s relationship fell apart like a cheap pair of shoes and now, per Mr. McMahon, they tried to settle the score in a Steel Cage.
The match was as brutal as you’d expect given the storyline and the venue. The perceived hatred between McIntyre and Ziggler was palpable and they absolutely tore the house down. However, despite a valiant effort by Ziggler, McIntyre would get the win this time after a vicious Claymore Kick.
Ziggler, scrappy and defiant as always, wouldn’t let it end there. He challenged McIntyre, who responded by wearing Ziggler’s ass out with steel chair before trying to leave again, but Ziggler would not stay down and it took a third Claymore to finally leave the ShowOff in a crumpled heap in the ring. Will Ziggler let McIntyre move on or will the Scottish Psychopath move on to the Universal Championship.
Seth Rollins: 2018 was quite a year for Seth Rollins. He established himself as one of the top tier talents of Monday Night RAW. However, the last few months have been trying between the implosion of the Shield and the ongoing feud with Dean Ambrose.
Rollins came out to the ring and said that he wasn’t one for New Year’s Resolutions, but he’s also ready for the fresh start the McMahons have been promising. For one, he wants that rematch for the Intercontinental Championship he’s owed, but instead of Dean Ambrose, Triple H comes out.
Triple H reminded Seth that the rematch clause is no longer in effect and anyway, Hunter’s not sure Seth deserves a rematch, which he claims makes him a sad Game.
In a true testament to how far he’s come since he was the Authority’s poster boy, Seth doesn’t lap up the praise, backhanded or not, and gets in Hunter’s face, pointing out that Hunter only believed in him when Seth sold out his friends.
Hunter claims innocence, at least right now, claiming that Rollins had made him believe in him and that the one time he HADN’T believed in Rollins, Rollins had kicked his ass at WrestleMania. Hunter wants that Seth Rollins back, not the shell he claims Seth has become.
Rollins is furious with that, pointing out that while Brock Lesnar’s been sitting on his ass for months at a time, Seth’s been busting his ass carrying RAW and churning out a classic match a week! Hell, he even made Mojo Rawley look good. If Triple H wants a ruthless bastard again, he’ll get one.
That seems to be music to the Game’s ears because he announces that Seth will take on Bobby Lashley later in the show.
The match between Lashley and Rollins was incredibly good, even with Lio Rush’s mouth and interference. Finally, Rollins gets tired of Rush’s interference and leaves Lashley behind to get his hands on the Man of the Hour, who got his own butt kicking. When Lashley attacked Rollins from behind, Rollins SNAPPED. He grabbed a chair and started swinging, earning himself a disqualification. However, Rollins’ give a damn was busted and he just kept swinging, wearing Lashley’s ass out with the chair until Rush tried to make the save and got a taste of the steel too. Rollins wasn’t done with Rush though, he hit a NASTY Curbstomp that nearly flipped the Man of the Hour over.
Lashley gets the technical win, but it’s clear that Hunter pressed a button, we can only hope he and Seth know what they’re doing.
3-2 Handicap Match – Heath Slater and Rhyno vs Jinder Mahal and the Singhs: Rhyno made his triumphant return to RAW last week disguised as Santa Claus, saving buddy Heath Slater from a beatdown by Mahal and his cronies, so the McMahons made a 3-2 Handicap Match to settle the score.
The match was okay, it felt like it was basically on the card to have Rhyno perform for his hometown crowd, who cheered him on every step of the way. Unfortunately, the hometown match curse doesn’t take holidays off because Rhyno would take the pin after a double team by the Singhs left an opening for Mahal to hit the Kallas and get the pin. Mahal and company won this round, but this isn’t over between them and the Beast Band.
Elias vs Baron Corbin: Can’t say that 2018 ended in the most auspicious way for Baron Corbin. He went from being a low-card player to the Constable of RAW, to the acting GM of RAW, and then back to a mere wrestler again. Angry at being defeated by Apollo Crews, Corbin whined that the Battle Royal wasn’t fair because he deserved a fresh start more than the other competitors, especially after the great job as GM. As far as Corbin was concerned, what ended his run as GM wasn’t the fact that he was blatantly corrupt and mistreated a lot of the wrestlers. No, it was the ungrateful fans who booed all the time.
Then the lights go out and Elias appears and he’s sick of Corbin’s whining and treats us to a musical insult of Baron Corbin to the tune of ‘Auld Lang Syne’. Corbin comes out and we have a fight! Corbin would beat a hasty retreat, but we can be assured that he’s not going to forgive Elias for another humiliation.
WWE Championship: The McMahons may have promised a New Era, but their selective memory problems persist. Despite Mustafa Ali getting a clean pin on Daniel Bryan a few weeks ago, which should put him first in line for a title shot, the McMahons announced that there would be a Fatal Five Way on SmackDown to determine who would face Bryan at the Royal Rumble. The competitors are: AJ Styles, Mustafa Ali, Samoa Joe, Rey Mysterio, and Randy Orton.
The match was fantastic! All five men tore the house down, plus we got to see Ali vs Mysterio, which I wouldn’t mind watching a lot more, Mysterio vs Styles, and Ali vs Joe. In the end, Styles would get the victory after hitting Orton with a Springboard 450. So it’s going to be Styles vs Bryan…again, at the Royal Rumble, but will it stay that way?
United States Championship: Last week was a monumental Rusev Day, the Bulgarian Brute finally got the better of Shinsuke Nakamura and won the United States Championship.
Needless to say, on this first Rusev Day of the New Year, Rusev and Lan were in the mood to celebrate. Rusev vowed to be a fighting champion and have reign as long and luscious as his lovely beard. However, this lovely party got crashed by the now former US Champion, Nakamura, who attacked Rusev from behind. Lana, not happy about seeing her husband attacked, JUMPED on Nakamura and tried to apply a sleeper hold, all while wearing a miniskirt and high heels. The move bought Rusev enough time to fight back, but Lana was injured in the melee. While Rusev tended to her, Nakamura went back on the attack with a kick to the face and then the Kinshasa. There is no rematch clause, but it’s clear that Nakamura wants that title back.
SmackDown Women’s Division: Mandy Rose has never made any secret that she’s ambitious, but she also seems determined to prove that the Golden Goddess can have any man she wants, by going after Jimmy Uso, Naomi’s husband. Needless to say, Naomi is NOT happy about this and had to be physically restrained from pulling Mandy’s hair out by the extensions last week.
Naomi and Rose were supposed to face off on Tuesday, but it turned out to be a switch after Mandy had to bail out after revealing that she was wearing an Uso shirt. Sonya got in the ring and the fight was on.
The match was pretty good. Naomi was in the mood to fight and she gave Deville more fight than I think Deville was expecting. Unfortunately for Naomi, the presence of Rose at ringside made the match more of a handicap match, which would secure the win for Deville, after Mandy distracted Naomi with a semi-nude that Rose claimed she’d DM’d to Jimmy. Mandy’s mind games won this week, but you can be sure that Naomi will make her pay one way or the other.
Backstage, Asuka was talking to Triple H who was wanting to know who Asuka would like to meet at the Royal Rumble. Asuka is willing to fight anyone, which is good, because there are at least three women gunning for her. Becky Lynch wants a chance to get her title back from the woman who didn’t beat her for it. Carmella wants a chance to remind everyone that she’s beaten Asuka and Charlotte for the title twice. Charlotte wants the title because she feels that the title belongs to her, no matter who the champion is.
Triple H decides to give the situation some though, but promises to let them know what the decision is soon. Asuka has three women gunning for her, who will be the shot?
SmackDown Tag Team Division: New Day kicked off the first SmackDown of the new year, and after their usual annoying schtick, they had a major announcement: All three members were going to be entering the Royal Rumble at the end of January, which gives them a greater chance of getting to the main event of WrestleMania than other superstars. However, since it’s every man for himself, it remains to be seen if New Day can survive the Royal Rumble.
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe: Jeff Hardy and Samoa Joe are already having major issues with each other over Joe’s sadistic mind games, which culminated in a vicious fight last week on SmackDown. This week, not only was there a rematch, but it was stipulated that the winner would be added to the Fatal Five Way Match to determine who would face Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble.
This match was every bit has nasty as the first one, the stipulation just made each man even hungrier to get the victory. Unfortunately, due to a strange series of events, Samoa Joe would get the victory after Jeff Hardy seemed to be choked out, beat the count, and then got choked out again. So it’ll be Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles vs Rey Mysterio Jr, vs Randy Orton vs Mustafa Ali later on in the show.
John Cena: He’s BACK!!! After an absence of nearly a year, John Cena returned to SmackDown on Tuesday to thunderous acclaim. The sixteen time champion was thrilled to be back on SmackDown. Cena admitted that he’d had an…interesting 2018, including getting to enjoy WrestleMania as a fan, though he tried to blame his defeat at the hands of the Undertaker on having too many beers. He’s gone through a very public break up, become a children’s author, and got to live in China for serval months.
However, don’t think all this time away from WWE has made Cena soft. The Leader of the Chain Gang claimed that he could still do everything he used to, including making lame jokes to plug one of his projects. So, who wants to step up and shut him up?
If Cena was expecting one of the boys, he was in for a shock. Becky ‘The Man’ Lynch stepped out of the back. Cena is stunned, the crowd is THUNDEROUS. Becky seemed to find Cena’s shock amusing, but that didn’t stop her from tearing Cena apart on the mic. Things have changed, this isn’t Cena’s ring anymore, SmackDown belongs to Becky Lynch and if Cena’s got a problem with that, Becky will drop him like Nikki Bella (finally) did.
This argument is interrupted by Almas and Vega. Vega seems to feel that Cena and Lynch are old news, that fresh start the McMahons promised is for the younger wrestlers, not two former champions. Cena and Lynch are less than impressed and offer Vega a mixed tag team match.
The match was pretty good. Cena and Lynch worked together better than some of the Mixed Tag Teams we’ve seen this year. Lynch absolutely wiped the mat with Vega in the first part of the match, and only reluctantly tagged Cena in when Vega tagged in Almas.
Almas dominated much of his match with Cena, but the crowd clearly wanted Becky back in. When she finally got back in, she cleaned house, throwing Almas AND Cena out of the ring. Vega tried to take advantage of the distraction for a cheap victory, but Becky kicked out of the pin and countered it into a Dis-Arm-Her for the win.
After the match, a stunned Cena confronted Lynch, but Lynch only smiled and mocked Cena’s ‘You Can’t See Me’ pose. With the Man around, is there still a place for Cena on SmackDown?
The McMahons: Vince and Shane were in the house this week and Vince was quite excited about the inclusion of Samoa Joe. However, this…cozy scene was interrupted by AJ Styles, who had laid Vince out on his ass last week after Vince provoked him. Shane isn’t happy about Styles being there, especially after Styles showed no remorse for last week and threatened Vince, but Vince isn’t worried, but Shane has dealt with a pissed off AJ Styles and clearly feels Vince has no idea who he’s provoking.
Shane also had his own problems to deal with, namely, the Miz, who has been on cloud 9 since Shane finally agreed to be his tag team partner. Miz is full of ideas for their team, including their gear, which all looks like the stuff Miz wears. Shane isn’t down for it, he wants to wear his own stuff, or at least, nothing florescent. So things aren’t off to a great start for the Shane/Miz team, but it’s clear that Miz is determined to see this through.
NXT UK Championship: Joe Coffey of Gallus has been on a tear, with or without his teammates, and wants to get his hands on Pete Dunne’s NXT UK Championship and said as much to Johnny Saint and Sid Scala after interrupting their discussion on TakeOver: Blackpool. Saint and Scala agree to think about it and send Coffey on his way. Are Pete Dunne’s days as champion numbered?
NXT UK Women’s Division: Deonna Purrazzo came extremely close to becoming the NXT UK Women’s Champion and believes that she has as much right to be in the Women’s Championship Match at TakeOver: Blackpool as Toni Storm does.
Storm agreed that Purrazzo was good, but didn’t think she was good enough for TakeOver, but offers her a match to prove it with Purrazzo promising to break Toni’s arm, which Toni just smiled off.
Jinny has been on a role since her debut and has been making a case for her to get a title shot, but first she’s taking on Candy Floss, who made quite a splash in her debut match against Rhea Ripley.
It was a really good match. Candy might have a personality as sweet as her name, but she’s not someone to take lightly, as Jinny found out. However, Jinny’s nastiness was just enough to counter the sweet style of Candy and Jinny walked away with the win, but Candy certainly made a statement.
NXT UK Tag Team Division: Amir Jordan and Kenny Williams haven’t be having a lot of luck as a tag team, but they’re determined to succeed and get a spot for themselves in the tag Team Tournament. This week, they’re taking on the new team of Fabian Aichner and Marcel Barthel.
The match was brutal, but very good. Aichner and Barthel were a surprisingly good tag team. However, Jordan and Williams were determined to get a win and impress Saint and Scala. Unfortunately, despite an incredibly valiant effort, Aichner and Marcel woutl take home the win, leaving Jordan and Williams in the dirt.
It’s come down to this! After months of talk, matches, and run-ins, Moustache Mountain and Gallus face off in one more match with the winner automatically going to the NXT UK Tag Team Championship Finals.
Matches between these two teams are always brutal, and this was no different, and the stakes seemed to have brought out the brawler in everyone.
While Joe Coffey did not accompany his team to the ring, he did get involved when Mark Coffey, growing increasingly frustrated with the resilience of the Big Strong Boys, called his brother down to the ring, but Seven and Bate had a trick up their sleeves: Pete Dunne. The NXT UK Champion stormed the ringside area and began brawling with Coffey, giving Moustache Mountain enough time to put Mark Coffey away. Moustache Mountain are going to the NXT UK Tag Team Tournament Final.
Gallus was FURIOUS about this and attacked their rivals, but Dunne wasn’t done with Joe Coffey just yet. After helping Moustache Mountain throw Gallus out of the ring, Dunne got on the mic and made a huge announcement: It WILL be Joe Coffey vs Pete Dunne at Takeover: Blackpool, which starts the fight all over again! Coffey got his wish, but will he survive a one-on-one with the Bruiserweight?
Travis Banks vs Jamie Ahmed: Travis Banks lost a hard fought battle against Joe Coffey a few weeks ago, but he’s looking to bounce back and that bounce back starts with Jamie Ahmed.
The match was quick but very good. Ahmed put up quite a fight, but Banks was practically unstoppable in this match, putting Ahmed away with a Slice of Heaven for the win.
As Banks was celebrating, Jordan Devlin came out of the back. Last week, Devlin had vowed to expose a poser, and apparently, Banks is that poser. Devlin accused Banks of abandoning his home country of New Zealand. Devlin is proud to be Irish, but claims that Banks, despite touting himself as the Kiwi Buzzsaw and wearing the flag of New Zealand as part of his gear, is ashamed to be from New Zealand. Banks is furious at this, but Devlin just smugly reminds him that you never bet against the Irish Ace.
NXT UK Championship: It was announced in the last episode that Pete Dunne would be facing Joe Coffey for the NXT UK Championship at TakeOver: Blackpool. In this episode, the two met in the ring to sign the contract, because that never goes wrong in WWE.
The signing went reasonably well, until Gallus got the jump on Dunne and Joe powerbombed him through a table, mocking Dunne’s signature pose before leaving. Coffey definitely made a statement, but will Dunne make Coffey pay for his insolence at TakeOver?
NXT UK Women’s Division: Toni Storm has already stamped her ticket for TakeOver, but Deonna Purrazzo, who came within inches of defeating Rhea Ripley, feels that she should be included in the match as well.
This match was amazing! It’s sometimes hard to get into a match between two babyfaces but these two ladies killed it. Unfortunately for the Virtuosa, she let her frustration get the best of her and slapped Storm, who paid her back with a boot, a German, and Storm Zero for the win.
While Toni was celebrating, Ripley came out and holds up the title, vowing that Storm will never get it. Can Storm take the title for herself or will Ripley find a way to hold on?
NXT UK Tag Team Division: With one half of the Tag Team Tournament decided, Johnny Saint and Sid Scala turned their attention to the other half of the tournament and announced that the Grizzled Young Veterans will take on Mark Andrew and Flash Morgan Webster in a second semi-final next week! That promises to be a barnburner.
However, Fabian Aichner and Marcel Barthel file a LOUD complaint. Between them they’ve both defeated Andrews and Webster, so why are Andrews and Webster getting a spot in the tournament? After telling them to shut up in the most British way possible, Scala addressed their…concerns. Barthel and Aichner are a brand new team and have only had one match while Webster and Andrews are more established. On top of that, GM Johnny Saint has been less than impressed with their behavior and antics, so they’re not getting the shot. Scala further warns Aichner and Barthel interfere, they’ll BOTH be booted out of NXT UK. Aichner is livid, but they’ve been put on notice that Saint is keeping an eye one them.
John Morrell vs Mike Hitchman: A few weeks ago, John Morrel was supposed to debut against Dave Mastiff, but his debut was cut short by a spiteful Eddie Dennis.
Hitchman dominated this match from the start, though Morrell did his best to keep fighting, but the Wild Boar gored his way through Morrell and secured himself a victory! Tusks up!
Travis Banks vs Jordan Devlin: Last week, Devlin set his sights on the Kiwi Buzzsaw, accusing Banks of not loving his country. This week, a seething Banks responded, pointing out that he calls himself the Kiwi Buzzsaw and wears his nation’s flag because he’s proud of being from New Zealand. If Devlin wants a fight, he doesn’t’ have to run his mouth, he can just step up, Travis Banks is ready.
Eddie Dennis vs Dave Mastiff: The feud between Dennis and Mastiff has been nasty. Dennis, still seething over being abandoned by his friends, was FURIOUS when Mastiff beat him in their first confrontation, ending Dennis’ undefeated streak. Now it’s time for the rematch.
This match was every bit as brutal as the first one. Both men were, rightly or not, furious with the other and neither was holding anything back. Unfortunately, we weren’t to get a winner in this round. The fighting between these two got so heated that the ref got dragged into it and disqualified both men, which did nothing to restore order. It finally took Johnny Saint coming out to restore something resembling order. If these two want to fight, he’ll let them fight. Dennis and Mastiff will meet for a No DQ match at TakeOver: Blackpool. Call the hospitals, this one’s going to be ugly.
Lio Rush vs Kalisto (with Lucha House Party): In the first match of the tournament to determine who will face Buddy Murphy at the Royal Rumble, Lio Rush, fresh off of getting his clock cleaned by Seth Rollins, took on Kalisto. Kalisto, of course, had his Lucha House Party amigos with him and they’re still celebrating Ano Nuevo.
This match was fast but very good. Rush and Kalisto could oth taste that title opportunity and it showed because they held nothing back. In the end, the presence of Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado would be the deciding factor when they made so much noise during the match that it distracted Rush long enough to let Kalisto hit the Salida del Sol for the win. So one quarter of the Fatal Four Way is in place, but it’s safe to say that Rush will be gunning for Lucha House Party after this.
Akira Tozawa vs Drew Gulak: Gulak and Tozawa have had plenty of issues with each other since the show after SummerSlam. Now, they’re facing off with a chance at a title opportunity on the line. Gulak thought he had this in the bag since he saw Tozawa as a low rent brawler who got lucky in the tag team street fight a few weeks ago. This is a straight one on one match, so Gulak doesn’t see how Tozawa has a chance.
Gulak ended up having to eat his words, along with some teeth. Tozawa can brawl with the best of them, but he’s also an amazing wrestler, something Gulak didn’t seem to realize. Gulak thought he had the match won when Tozawa hurt his legs and was cocky enough to go up top, but pays for it when Tozawa shoved him off the turnbuckle and hit a flying headbutt and a Tower Senton for the win. We have two competitors down, now for Alexander and Itami.
Cedric Alexander vs Hideo Itami: The former champ was full of confidence as he addressed Itami. He’s not worried about Itami’s past or Daivari. As far as Alexander’s concerned, Itami’s going to lose this match just like he lost their first encounter and Alexander will be on his way to that Fatal Four Way.
Itami and Daivari weren’t impressed. Itami expressed his admiration for Alexander and is resilience, especially after Ali left for SmackDown. Daivari warns Alexander that Itami has changed since their last fight. Alexander might want his title back but Itami will teach him a lesson in respect. These two will clash NEXT week on 205 Live.
This week was NXT’s Best of 2018 Awards show, so there was only one match.
Matt Riddle vs Kassius Ohno: These two have been feuding since November due to Ohno’s determination to destroy the latest shiny toy William Regal had brought in, culminating in sucker punch several weeks ago.
The match was good, but I’m not a fan of either man, which made it hard to really get into the match. However, they put on a really good match. Riddle would get the win by submission. Ohno was clearly VERY upset, but suckered Riddle in by promising to play nice. When Riddle fell for it, Ohno struck, beating the tar out of Riddle while the crowd jeered and hitting a nasty elbow. If this was meant to be a blow off match, it failed miserably.
That’s it for this week’s Week in Review. Next week, we’ll be examining the ramp up for Royal Rumble and see how the New Era is going. Have a great week and be good to each other!
Steve Cook: 10 Commandments For Wrestling Fans
Be a good fan.
It’s an amazing time to be a fan, but that great power brings great responsibility. Steve Cook steps in with an all-too-important list of commandments for wrestling fans!
We live in a crazy time. I feel like it’s getting crazier the further we move along. I’m not sure what I can do otherwise than try to set behavioral standards for wrestling fans attending events right now. I would prefer not to do such a thing, but wrestling fans are not giving me a choice with their antics recently. If they acted like rational people I could remain silent, but instead they choose to act like assholes and force my hand. I wish they wouldn’t, but I have no choice but to strike them down.
I have 10 Wrestling Commandments for Wrestling Fans, and they need to accept them.
10. Thou shalt apply deodorant
This is the biggest common courtesy you can do for your fellow wrestling fans. Let’s be honest, a lot of us are going to be sweating buckets during a show. The experience is never going to be lemony fresh. Deodorant does make a difference. It’s one layer to suppress the stink, and maybe it ends up losing the battle, but it puts up a good fight.
9. Thou shalt not consume more than you can handle
Knowing your limit & staying under that limit suppresses a lot of situations. I’m one of those guys that can consume way too much and not do anything too crazy most of the time, but not everybody has my constitution. Which is great for them, as they don’t have to worry about dying of liver failure before they hit 50.
8. Thou shalt not hold up signs blocking fans’ view
I can only name one time I could approve of such a thing. I attended the 2012 Royal Rumble in St. Louis. A fan right in front of me had a sign. I was outraged at first, but then I realized the sign said “I Paid To See Daniel Bryan”. Then I shook the man’s hand and gave him my approval as a fellow Daniel Bryan fan. As it turned out, Bryan worked the opening match, so I didn’t have to deal with it most of the night.
7. Thou shalt not compare African-American Wrestlers to other African-Americans
The worst fan experience I can remember being a part of was an ROH show in Dayton, Ohio with Jay Lethal in the main event. I don’t know why that was the time they felt the need to compare Lethal to Gary Coleman or Webster or other famous African-Americans they could think of, but it was a humiliating experience as a wrestling fan without racist tendencies, and I understood why ROH would be hesitant to bring Japanese talent to the Montgomery County Fairgrounds. Just so so bad.
6. Thou shalt spend freely at the merchandise table
The merch table is where the wrestlers make most of their money on most of the shows you will attend. If you really want to show your appreciation for a wrestler, this is where you will spend your money.
5. Thou shalt not use profanity
This is one I’ve been guilty of far too frequently. I grew up watching Tony Soprano & Al Swearengen, so profanity is undeniably part of my vocabulary. Especially at sporting events with quality opposition & questionable officiating. It’s not an admirable trait though, especially when pro wrestling is most enjoyed as a child. Try to keep it clean if a child is within eyesight. They’ll learn these words eventually, but you don’t want it to be from you.
Time to pick up a new Chairshot shirt!
4. Thou shalt not use “insider terms”
The problem I have is with people who use insider terms wrongly. Also, with people that use them to heckle the wrestlers. I hate people that try to act like they know things when they really don’t. I’ve been writing these columns for years and have read more than most people on the Internet, but I still wouldn’t use insider terms to heckle wrestlers. If I wouldn’t go there, you shouldn’t.
3. Thou shalt cheer for whomever you please
This is a debatable one. One popular school of thought, especially among wrestlers, is that fans should cheer the faces & boo the heels no matter what. It’s said to reflect poorly on a heel if he gets cheered, therefore if a fan truly appreciates the bad guy wrestler they should boo anyway.
I reject all of this nonsense. If you like a wrestler, cheer them. I don’t want to train fans to lie, so I won’t. I mean…can somebody really boo Chris Jericho in 2019? He’s an evil man, but I would cheer if he walked out in an arena I happened to be in. I couldn’t help myself. The man is a wrestling legend. If Jericho, or Flair, or somebody on their wavelength came out, I would cheer regardless of whatever a wrestling promoter told me to do.
2. Thou shalt not touch the wrestler, unless thou art high-fiving a fan favorite
This seems like common logic, but it’s been ignored far too often lately. Scarlett Bordeaux had the temerity, the unmitigated gall to work a show in Cancun over the weekend, and some overeager ringsider wanted to get all touch-feely.
Scarlett Bordeaux was groped by a fan at yesterday's AAA Worldwide event in Cancun. Security watched and did nothing. pic.twitter.com/coz0ZwGkvD
— HeelByNature.com (@HeelByNatureYT) June 16, 2019
What the hell? In what universe is that kind of behavior acceptable? I don’t give a damn about Scarlett’s persona or her ring attire or whatever. What makes fans think they have the right to cop a feel on anybody? Money? I know we elect people to public office based off of money, and we don’t care if our presidents grope females, but we hold wrestling ringsiders to higher standards than our Presidents apparently.
We should hold our Presidents to higher standards, but this isn’t a 10 Commandments for Presidents column. If somebody higher on the foodchain wants me to write that column, I will with pleasure.
1. Thou shalt remain on your side of the barrier
This seems like the easiest commandment to live by. As fans, we should all know our place is in the audience. We’re not getting paid to be part of the show. Yet, some dumbass marks think they are part of the show and need to participate. Very recently, there was the asshole that got owned by an angry Samoan.
— SoCal UNCENSORED (@socaluncensored) June 15, 2019
I wish I had an angry Samoan at hand to deal with people that annoyed me. I don’t, but most wrestling shows do. My feeling is that once you cross the barrier, you are subject to whatever punishment the people employed by the company feel is acceptable. If it’s getting your ass kicked by an angry Samoan, it is what it is. You are entering into their workplace. Their workplace often involves violence. It isn’t their fault if you don’t know how to work.
Tiffany’s Takes: WWE Raw (6/17/19)
Tiffany’s Takes kicks off the week with look at WWE Raw that featured Seth Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan and The New Day in a 2-Out-Of-3-Falls Match!
It’s the go-home show for Stomping Grounds! How will WWE Raw make a case for fans to tune in?
Universal Championship: Seth Rollins might a babyface, but that doesn’t mean he’s afraid to get nasty. I LOVED this nasty side of the BeastSlayer and the warning about what will happen to anyone who sides with Corbin over him. THIS is a Universal Champion I can definitely get behind.
I love it when a face makes good on a threat. I lost count on how many prospective refs Seth destroyed, but he definitely got his point across to Corbin and his cronies: Do NOT piss off Seth Rollins.
I enjoyed the six man tag, though an actual, conscious ref was not as fun as EC3 playing Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s (look it up on Wikipedia if you have no idea what I’m talking about). I had a rant all done about how dumb it was to have Rowan interfere and ruin Rollins vs Bryan, but it wasn’t needed. That was a great match, can we have more of those, please?
United States Championship: If Elias wasn’t such a slimeball and mediocre singer, I’d almost feel bad for him after he got beat up by every person involved in the Fatal Five Way #1 Contender’s Match for the United States Championship, including two guys he used to be allied with.
The match was actually better than I’d expected, though I did somewhat appreciate the story building of Lashley helping to get Strowman eliminated as payback for Strowman eliminating him. My one big gripe is that this match didn’t go for very long, but I am THRILLED that Ricochet won and will get a shot on Sunday!
RAW Women’s Division: Have I ever mentioned that I’m over this Becky Lynch/Lacey Evans feud? I have? Good, because I wasn’t sure I’ve mentioned how boring I’m finding Becky’s ongoing problems with Emmie Slattery (Evans). I did appreciate them bringing up that Evans is a former Marine because I hate that they’ve taken someone who is a legit badass and can be such a great example for girls and turned her into a pinup who espouses sexist nonsense that has no place in modern America. HOPEFULLY, Scarlett (Lynch) will finally triumph over Emmie and move on to someone else.
Thank you, God, they made the IIconics look like competent champs! Their title run has been build on them looking stupid and it’s hurt them so badly. Even with a tainted win, it was a win over serious opponents, which they needed. Again, I loved edgy Bayley, but I hate that she’s playing into Alexa’s plan to steal the title. Hopefully, someone gets to Nikki and makes her see sense before something really goes wrong.
Raw Tag Team Division: After an absence of several weeks, Viking Raiders finally returned to RAW for some pillaging, and had to deal with the Greenjerks watching their match, for some reason, and that was about the most interesting thing about that match, since I don’t think we got the names of the poor guys they squashed.
I liked the Revival proving that there is no honor among thieves when they stole money from Drew McIntyre. I appreciated WWE trying to enhance McIntyre’s heel creds by having him attack Heath Slater, but it just felt forced.
I know Good Brothers are leaving in the fall, but I LOVED the reunion between them and Styles. Oh, what could’ve been if Vince had pulled his head out of his ass. That said, it looks like Styles’ words got to them so this last run might be pretty good. I did enjoy the tag match between them and the Usos, but it wasn’t long enough for me, plus Good Brothers looked ridiculous.
24/7 Championship: I’ll give Truth and Carmella their dues for trying to be clever with those disguises. They would’ve gotten away with it if not for the camera crew.
Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon: If Shane and Drew haven’t gotten the message about pissing off Roman Reigns, I’m pretty sure they learned it tonight after Roman beat the hell out of Shane, to everyone’s delight, including mine.
Firefly Fun House: NOPE. Just…NOPE! He still gets points for the literature nod, but that’s it. I draw the line at maggots, but at least the rabbit was okay. Also: The world is ROUND, you inbred!
Overall Comments: So, how was RAW tonight? That was actually the best go-home show they’ve had in awhile. Every story got built and we got some great matches. Whoever was booking tonight should get a raise.
There’s been some discussion about Seth’s conduct, but it makes sense when you realize that he’s on his own. Ambrose is gone and Roman is dealing with his own issues. Seth’s got no one to watch his back and Lesnar is lurking around, so he’s getting paranoid and sick of everyone’s BS.
I’m ready for Alexa to get her ass kicked on Sunday and I hope Nikki Cross comes to her senses soon. I’m thrilled that the IIconics are finally being treated like legit performers and not just jokes.
Rollins vs Bryan didn’t disappoint, but the fact that we still don’t have a guest ref is cause for concern.
That’s it for Tiffany’s Takes! Tune in tomorrow for SmackDown and 205!