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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (3/13/19)

Can The Bruiserweight and WALTER coexist against the Coffey Brothers?

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Gallus still looks to take over NXT UK! The Coffey Brothers called out BOTH Pete Dunne and Walter, and will have their tag team battle tonight!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Flash Morgan Webster VS Wolfgang; Wolfgang wins.
  • Kenny Williams & Amir Jordan VS Tyson T-Bone & Saxton Huxley; Williams & Jordan win.
  • Kay Lee Ray VS Candy Floss; Kay Lee Ray wins.
  • The Coffey Brothers VS Pete Dunne & WALTER; Dunne & WALTER win.

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NXT UK Media catches up with Johnny Saint and Sid Scala.

The brand has been going great, what can everyone expect going forward? Well first, a huge debut as Kay Lee Ray finally hits the NXT UK ring, and a huge main event in The Coffey Brothers VS Pete Dunne & WALTER! The head and assistant GM’s head inside to get to business.

 

Flash Morgan Webster VS Wolfgang!

Gallus won’t just be active in tag team action tonight as the Last King of Scotland will take on The Modfather to open the night! Will Flash send Wolfgang howling back to the Coffey Brothers? Or will all of NXT UK be Gallus?

The bell rings and they go right at each other! Flash dodges to fire off haymakers and a knee trigger! Flash has Wolfgang in the corner but Wolfgang pushes him away. Wolfgang pushes and throws Flash but Flash comes back with more punches! Flash boots, dodges, and springboards, but is caught! Wolfgang long darts Flash into buckles then flips him upside-down with a clotheslines! Fans boo as Wolfgang rains down rights on Flash. Wolfgang stomps Flash to a corner then throws in body shots. Wolfgang stomps a mudhole but backs off to shout at the referee. Fans boo more as Wolfgang grinds his boot into Flash. Wolfgang whips Flash corner to corner hard, then watches him fall to the mat. Wolfgang looms over Flash and drags him up for a facelock. He cranks hard but fans rally for Flash.

Flash powers up and fights out, but Wolfgang clubs him back down. Wolfgang drags Flash up again for a suplexes, but Flash slips out. Flash jawbreakers and jumps over Wolfgang from the corner. Things speed up and Flash headscissors Wolfgang out! Wolfgang gets up but gets a triangle dropkick! Flash builds speed to DIVE! He sends Wolfgang right into barriers but he’s not done. Wolfgang staggers around the corner, and Flash DIVES again! Fans cheer and sing for Flash as they want “One More Time!” Flash builds speed and FLIES! He takes Wolfgang out at the ramp but he keeps pursuit! Wolfgang crawls while Flash climbs, Swanton to the back! Cover, TWO! Wolfgang survives but Flash keeps his cool.

Flash brings Wolfgang up for a double underhook, but Wolfgang back drops out. Flash lands on his feet but runs into an elbow. Wolfgang hops up but Flash enziguris him out! Fans fire up again as Flash goes to the apron. Flash builds speed and swings around the post! But Wolfgang catches him, to ram him into the post! Wolfgang glares as he slams Flash into the barriers again and again. The ring count passes 5 but Wolfgang powerbombs Flash into post then onto apron! Wolfgang goes in at 9, but he’s not done with Flash. He drags Flash up for a deadlift fisherman, the Caber Toss! Cover, Wolfgang wins!

Winner: Wolfgang, by pinfall

Gallus is on a roll to start the night! Will Wolfgang use this to get himself another championship opportunity? Will this also give the Coffey Brothers the confidence to take down Pete Dunne & Walter in the main event?

Wolfgang adds insult to injury as he rains down more rights on Flash! Fans boo but Wolfgang barks at the ref. The ref gets Wolfgang to leave Flash alone, but Wolfgang leaves on his own time. Is Wolfie going to be a wild card in the NXT UK Division?

 

Kassius Ohno speaks.

“It is absolutely, without a doubt, mind-boggling” that the guy to show NXT UK that authentic UK style is an American. The Knockout Artist has had a rough return to NXT, and told Full Sail that he was done with them. He moves on to NXT UK to start fresh. Ohno has stood toe-to-toe with some of the British legends, past and present. “These guys are good, these guys are talented”, but they’re just copies of Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels. They want to claim this is their brand? They don’t realize the opportunity they were handed! NXT UK has time to show what British Wrestling really is, but it’s just a tribute. Learn what real British strong style is against the wrestling genius, Kassius Ohno.

 

Kenny Williams & Amir Jordan VS Tyson T-Bone & Saxton Huxley!

The Luckyan isn’t ready to dance with the Bhangra Bad Boy, but he will still team with him. But can this team’s luck be tested against the King of the Gypsies and Divine Beast?

The teams sort out and Williams starts against Huxley. T-Bone fires Huxley up before he circles with Williams. They tie up and Williams gets a headlock. Huxley powers out and runs Williams over, then drags him up to lift. Williams wheelbarrow rolls, TWO! Williams gets Huxley’s arm and manages to bring him down, to drop a leg on the arm! He keeps on Huxley and tags in Jordan. Jordan uppercuts the arm but Huxley wrenches back. Jordan handsprings through then baits Huxley in. Things speed up but Huxley sits on Jordan, ONE! Jordan has the cover, TWO! Huxley scrambles and tags in T-Bone. Jordan dodges and dropkicks T-Bone, then dropkicks again. Jordan runs but is caught! T-Bone tosses Jordan but Jordan sunset flips. T-Bone stays up, breaks free, but misses the sit down senton! Jordan crossbodies, TWO!

Jordan gets T-Bone in a chinlock but T-Bone powers him to the corner. T-Bone runs into a boot but Huxley distracts and T-Bone’s right on Jordan! Tag to Huxley, and T-Bone feeds Jordan to Huxley’s knee. Huxley rams in more knees then scoops Jordan for a BIG slam! Cover, TWO! Jordan survives but Huxley is on him with right hands. Huxley drags Jordan up and over to the corner. Tag to T-Bone and they mug Jordan in the corner. T-Bone suplexes and holds Jordan up, before dropping him down. Cover, TWO! T-Bone grows frustrated and he goes after Jordan with a cobra clutch. Jordan endures as fans rally up. Jordan fights up but T-Bone shoulders him down. T-Bone stomps Jordan then wraps the clutch back on.

Fans rally up again and Jordan endures. Jordan powers up and dodges the shoulder to roll up! TWO, and T-Bone runs in only to miss in the corner! T-Bone catches Jordan’s crossbody again, but Jordan manages to tip T-Bone over! Jordan crawls but T-Bone is on him. Jordan enziguris T-Bone away, and hot tag to Williams! Huxley tags in but gets a missile dropkick! Williams hits a big forearm smash in the corner but Huxley denies the bulldog. Huxley bucks Williams off but Williams comes back to springboard back elbow! Huxley staggers while T-Bone gets in. Williams boots T-Bone out but Huxley back suplexes. Williams lands out of it, buckle bulldog! Huxley gets shoveled out and Williams builds speed. Williams wrecks T-Bone with a dropkick, skins the cat, and Jordan comes in for both of them to DIVE! Jordan takes out T-Bone while Williams hits Huxley!

Fans fire up as Williams coordinates with Jordan. Tag and Williams wheelbarrow facebusters Huxley. Jordan leaps for a swanton! Cover, Jordan & Williams win!!

Winners: Amir Jordan & Kenny Williams, Jordan pinning

Their second ever victory! Was this lightning striking twice? Or are Williams & Jordan finally getting some momentum? Will they turn this into a shot at the NXT UK Tag Team Championships?

 

NXT UK Media interviews Jinny.

The Fierce Fashionista claimed that it wouldn’t matter if it was Rhea Ripley or Toni Storm- Oh wow, is this interview really only happening because Toni isn’t available? Jinny is “sick and tired of hearing that girl’s name.” It’s #ToniTime? Jinny doesn’t care. She only cares about the NXT UK Women’s Championship. Having that title makes you the center of attention, and the only person worthy of the spotlight is Jinny. If they have anything else to ask, go find Toni Storm. Will the Spoiled Princess promote herself to NXT UK’s Queen after facing the champ?

 

Eddie Dennis speaks.

“Next week, I return from exile when I take on Ligero”, a man who has been a mainstay of UK wrestling for 20 years. Ligero is a man who Dennis respects, but warns is in the wrong place at the wrong time. Dennis vowed to take down the roster one by one, and Ligero is “just the first victim in a long line”. Will the Light be dimmed by the malevolent Welshman?

 

Noam Dar returns to NXT UK!

The Scottish Supernova is back from his return to 205 Live to return to this other rising brand. Dar says “Hello, hello, hello.” It feels so great to be back, “and this time, the Scottish Supernova is here to stay.” Fans like the sound of that! While Dar was traveling all over showing 205 Live and the WWE his many, many talents, he’s been keeping his eye on NXT UK. This place has been doing pretty good, right? Fans agree with that. Dar feels it’ll do even better when next month, this show finally goes to the most beautiful place in the UK. They will go to Glasgow, Scotland! The British fans aren’t as excited for that, but Dar mocks them. “Oh he said where we’re not from~.”

For anyone who doesn’t know, Dar was here at the very start of this brand, showing what a true superstar looks like. And since then, Dar’s been watching from afar, “while all these dafties in the back” try to fill Dar’s big, golden boots. Yes, big golden boots. No one has, though. The UK roster has been doing okay, maybe a 4/10 at most. But NXT UK needs Dar. The deal’s done, the contract’s signed, this isn’t just a special guest appearance like when Kenny Williams and Flash Morgan Webster came and went from 205 Live, or like Mark Andrews getting dropped on his head by Buddy Murphy, “riding out on his wee skateboard.” They weren’t ready for action in the States, but NXT UK wont’ be ready for the blinding light of a Supernova.

But Mark Andrews begs to differ! The Welsh Rockstar hits the ring and Dar tries to say it was just a joke. Dar wants Andrews to keep his cool, but then he tries to sucker punch him! Andrews gets Dar first with an enziguri! Andrews looks ready for Dar, when and where will these two meet in a match?

 

Xia Brookside speaks.

The second-generation superstar is proud to be a Brookside. Though it has it’s own difficulties. Coming from a wrestling family got Xia bullied, but she learned to stand up for herself. She hates bullies, and the biggest one here is Rhea Ripley. Rhea has bullied Xia and others since day one, but Xia won’t stand for it anymore. This isn’t the same Xia from before. The next time they meet in the ring, Rhea learns that the hard way.

 

The Hunt begins very soon.

The Wild Boar and the Primate are on their way back. Who will be their prey next week?

 

Kay Lee Ray VS Candy Floss!

The Scottish Daredevil makes her NXT UK in-ring debut against the sugary sweet young superstar from London. Will KLR take over NXT UK?

The bell rings and fans cheer for KLR. She and Candy tie up and KLR gets the arm. She wrenches and kicks to bring Candy around for a shoulder breaker. KLR wrenches more but Candy rolls through to reverse the wristlock. KLR slips through to forearm Candy down! Fans cheer as KLR circles and toys with Candy. KLR brings Candy up for a double wristlock and rams her into the buckles. She brings Candy up to wrap and pull the arm against the ropes. Fans sing for Kay Lee as she swings on Candy. Candy dodges and rolls her, TWO! Candy runs but into KLR’s dropkick! KLR stomps away on Candy at the ropes but backs up at 4. Fans rally as KLR drags Candy up. Candy throws body shots and forearms but KLR shoves her back. KLR CHOPS and SUPERKICKS Candy, then Gory Bombs! Cover, KLR wins!

Winner: Kay Lee Ray, by pinfall

Putting the K L R in killer, Kay Lee Ray puts Candy away without breaking a sweat. Will she do much of the same to the other women of NXT UK?

 

Moustache Mountain speaks.

“So, the first round of the Dusty Cup is done, and dusted, thank you.” Trent Seven & Tyler Bate put the Street Profits out of business and they’re moving on against the Forgotten Sons. But these two haven’t forgotten a thing in NXT UK. They want a rematch with Grizzled Young Veterans, but know Zack Gibson has a bad toe. Or at least a bruised ego. But James Drake is ready, so Bate will talk with Johnny Saint to get a match. The Big Strong Boys are busy, but they’re ready to take both tag team divisions. Will Bate get his match with Mr. Mayhem? And make sure to watch tonight’s American NXT to see how Moustache Mountain does against Steve Cutler & Wesley Blake!

 

Johnny Saint & Sid Scala speak on Tyler Bate’s request.

Bate VS Drake is an amazing match-up, so they’ll make it happen! It’ll be next week’s main event! And speaking of, head and assistant GM are ready to watch tonight’s main event right now!

 

The Coffey Brothers VS Pete Dunne & WALTER!

Joe and Mark have wanted to make NXT UK their kingdom from the first day they arrived. They want to dominate from singles to tag team wrestling, and look to do both at once against the WWE United Kingdom Champion and the Austrian Anomaly. Will Gallus get its way against the Bruiserweight and the Ring General? Or will Dunne and Walter be united against common enemies?

Teams sort out and Dunne starts against Mark Coffey. The bell rings and Dunne circles with Mark. They tie up and Mark pushes Dunne to the ropes. Mark lets up at 3 but fans chant for the Bruiserweight. Dunne and Mark tie up again and Dunne gets an arm. Dunne wrenches to a keylock and brings Mark to the mat. He works the arm from wrist to elbow but Mark endures. Mark gets up and arm-drags Dunne off but the two stand off. Fans cheer as Mark and Dunne circle again. They tie up and Mark wrenches Dunne’s arm now. Mark gets a wristlock but Dunne rolls and handsprings through to a reversal. Dunne has Mark’s arm for a hammerlock stomp! Dunne grabs the arm and Walter calls for a tag. He gets it! Dunne wrenches Mark and hands him off to Walter.

Walter whips and wrings Mark out to then work the arm over. He copies Mark’s hammerlock stomp! The oneupsmanship begins already. Walter puts Mark in a corner but Mark CHOPS! And Walter doesn’t flinch! Joe tags in, saving Mark from Walter’s wrath. Joe trash talks and ties up with Walter, but Walter pushes him back. They tie up again and Joe gets a headlock. Walter lifts Joe up but Joe keeps his hold. Joe grinds but Walter powers out. Walter and Joe collide and both men egg the other on! This is the first time Walter’s said anything. Joe runs and they collide again but still neither man falls. Joe goes again, Walter bounces off, but comes back with a sleeper! But Joe pries his way out fast, only for Walter to run him over!

Walter drags Joe up and puts on a facelock. He tags Dunne, and Dunne takes Joe’s arm for another hammerlock stomp! Dunne wrenches and CHOPS Joe then wrenches again. Walter tags back in and fans want to hear it. Walter CHOPS Joe! And then CHOPS Mark! Both Coffey Brothers bail out, leaving Walter and Dunne to stare down. But Mark and Joe are right back on them and we have brawls! Dunne takes Mark and Walter takes Joe and they all spill out of the ring. The brawling goes around the corners and Joe clubs Walter while Dunne forearms Mark. Walter CHOPS Joe, and then together with Dunne, simultaneous suplexes putting the Coffey Brothers on the apron! Dunne and Walter leave Mark and Joe on the ground and go to the ring. Fans cheer as these two stare down with their favorite poses.

Dunne goes back to the corner while Walter throws hands on Joe. Walter snapmares to a cover but Joe kicks out fast. Walter wrenches Joe and tags in Dunne. Dunne CHOPS Joe and keeps him from Mark. Dunne wrenches and whips but Joe reverses. Joe runs into boots and Dunne hops up for a missile dropkick to take out the leg! Dunne goes after the legs and arms for a surfboard! But he just leaves it at the stomps on the knees. Dunne suplexes but Joe slips out. Dunne bucks Joe off but Mark tags in. The Coffey Brothers bait Dunne into Mark’s German Suplex! Mark rains down rights while Joe goes after Walter! Joe rams Walter into barriers then stomps away. Mark stomps Dunne and Joe joins him in the ring. The Coffey Brothers pose before stomping Dunne more.

Mark rocks Dunne to the corner and tags Joe. The Coffey Brothers mug Dunne then Joe whips him in hard. Joe whips Dunne in again, and again! Fans rally as Joe gives Dunne a backbreaker. Cover, TWO! Joe stalks Dunne back to the corner and stomps away. Tag to Mark and the Coffey Brothers stomp Dunne out more. Mark drags Dunne up and tags Joe back in. Joe runs at Dunne in the open corner but misses! He tags Mark quick but Dunne gets Mark in a German Suplex! Both men are down, hot tag to Joe, who just stops Dunne from tagging Walter! Joe German Suplexes but Dunne lands on his feet! Dunne roundhouses Joe, hot tag to Walter! Walter blasts Mark with a shoulder tackle! Walter runs at Joe but Joe gets around to waistlock. Standing switch and Walter has Joe.

Mark returns and the brothers work together on Walter. They double whip but Walter breaks through. Walter clotheslines Joe and jumps on Mark with a sleeper, to a German Suplex! Walter runs and BOOTS Joe! Then he rolls him out for a seated senton! Cover, TWO! Walter keeps on Joe, wanting a Boston Crab. Joe boots Walter away then runs into the corner for a big clothesline. He reels Walter in for point-blank clotheslines but Walter stays up. Joe clubs away but runs into a waistlock. He standing switches and Germans Walter! Joe spins but Walter blocks All the Best into an exploder! Cover, TWO! Joe survives but Dunne returns. Walter and Joe crawl as fans rally up. Hot tags to Mark and Dunne! The Bruiserweight rallies on Mark, stomping the hands and hitting the buzzsaw!

Joe returns, springboards, but into Dunne’s forearm! Dunne goes to a corner and ASAIS both brothers! Dunne puts Mark in but Mark ax handles Dunne down! Mark drags Dunne up but Water tags in. Mark whips Dunne, Dunne goes up and over, Walter DROPKICKS Mark! Walter butterfly suplexes Mark to a cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Walter keeps moving. Walter gets Mark in the Boston Crap! Dunne intercepts Joe with a Penalty Kick, then slingshots, but into Joe’s toss! Joe CHOPS Walter but Walter holds on to Mark! Walter lets go to block the boot and CHOP Joe back! Mark stands and dodges to PELE Walter! Walter staggers and Mark heads up top. Walter stops him with a big forearm. Joe goes after Walter and the Coffey Brothers coordinate for Doomsday! Cover, but Dunne breaks it!

Mark kicks Dunne out and goes back to Walter. Mark rains down rights but Walter reaches out with one big hand. Walter SLAPS, then sleeper holds! Mark reaches for Joe but Walter brings them both over! Joe holds the ropes but Walter only adds him to the waistlock! Dunne grabs Joe’s fingers and SNAPS them! DOUBLE German Suplex from Walter to the Coffey Brothers!! Cover on Mark, TWO!? Mark survives to keep the Coffey Brothers in this, but Walter looks to end it. Mark slips away and baits Walter in. Walter snaps off the ropes and falls back. Joe returns but Dunne enziguris him down. Dunne boots Mark and runs, but into a pop-up bearhug, but Dunne turns it into a hoverboard wristlock! Walter grabs Mark in a sleeper! Dual submissions for the Coffey Brothers!

Mark fades but Joe reaches out. Joe powers out and slams Dunne on Walter! All four men are down but fans are fired up. Joe goes at Dunne on the outside, “NO MERCY” SPEAR! Joe says this is still his Kingdom as he puts Dunne in the ring. He grabs the UK Championship, but Dunne kicks it away from him. Dunne clotheslines Joe out, then stares a bloodied Walter down. Mark has the belt but Walter boots him down! WALTER BOMB! Cover, Walter & Dunne win!

Winners: WALTER & Pete Dunne, Walter pinning

The Ring General seemingly saves the Bruiserweight from Gallus, but that’s all it was about. Walter and Dunne still stare down because they each want to be the best in NXT UK. Dunne reaches for the belt, but Walter stands on it. Walter reaches down and grabs the belt, takes a long look at it, but hands it back to Dunne. Fans applaud the show of respect, but when and where will these two finally face each other? Will Walter be the man to finally dethrone Dunne?

 


 

My Thoughts:

What a great NXT UK! At least it certainly was by the end. Wolfgang VS Webster was a good match, but it made sense later why Andrews didn’t come out to help. Andrews confronts Dar, who is now being Heel by default because he’s Scottish and he was active other places. Andrews VS Dar is going to be a great match, but I’m thinking Dar wins because he’s going to have an extended stay in NXT UK. It also sounds like Kassius Ohno is going to be around for a lengthy amount of time, which is a shame because that apparently means he won’t have a blow-off match with Keith Lee. But Ohno is a good addition, though obviously as a Heel. I wonder if he’ll be someone for Dave Mastiff to make a return off of.

Eddie Dennis is also on his way back, and I’m going to assume he beats Ligero or else his story is meaningless. The Primate and Wild Boar will surely win their return, because why else would they be getting this hype? I was really glad to see Williams & Jordan win again, NXT UK needs more strong Face tag teams. Moustache Mountain may or may not win tonight in the Dusty Rhodes Classic for American NXT, but they’re definitely going to have another shot at the NXT UK Tag Team Championships. I’m thinking Bate & Seven win that rematch, but chances are it won’t happen until the new NXT UK TakeOver. Jinny VS Toni is probably on hold until TakeOver, too. KLR already looks to be a strong choice for contender after that. Xia VS Rhea is going to be great, too, Xia probably loses first to then make a comeback.

Dunne & Walter VS The Coffey Brothers was amazing. It felt like a TakeOver level match, and everyone looked so great. It is just obvious that Dunne VS Walter is for the WWE UK Championship and that will surely be at UK TakeOver. The Coffey Brothers should focus more on tag team wrestling for the time being, and it can circle back around to Gallus VS British Strong Style at a future UK TakeOver. When Dunne VS Walter happens, I’m feeling Walter will win. If Dunne doesn’t lose to Walter, then who ever will take that belt from him? Walter wins to freshen things up, and Walter can run through a string of contenders much like Dunne and eventually give us Walter VS Dunne rematch at whatever UK TakeOver lines up with a Big Four WWE PPV, probably Royal Rumble 2020.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; win.

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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