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Mitchell’s NJPW AXS Results: Wrestling Dontaku 2019 Part 1!

Wrestling Dontaku 2019 begins!

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NJPW Wrestling Dontaku 2019

AXS begins coverage of NJPW Wrestling Dontaku 2019!

Dragon Lee will defend his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship against Taiji Ishimori 1v1! Who will be THE top Junior Heavyweight in NJPW?

 

Coverage of NJPW Wrestling Dontaku 2019 will be as broadcast by AXS TV.

Gifs can be found on http://frentique.tumblr.com/

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kazuchika Okada & Tomohiro Ishii VS EVIL & SANADA; EVIL & SANADA win.
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Dragon Lee VS Taiji Ishimori; Lee wins and retains the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship.

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NJPW and AXS TV set the scene for Wrestling Dontaku 2019!

The Golden Week tradition continues! The Bone Soldier lost his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship in a fast and furious Triple Threat at G1 Supercard! When the dust settled, CMLL’s Dragon Lee pinned ROH’s Bandido to take the title! But Taiji Ishimori gets a 1v1 rematch to see if he can take that title back! Who sets the pace for the Summer’s Super Junior tournament?

But first, it is Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon in a tag match with major implications! It was in the New Japan Cup that Kazuchika Okada defeated Sanada to win it all! The Rainmaker then finished his road to redemption by taking the IWGP Heavyweight Championship back from Jay White! And now, Okada will keep his promise to the Cold Skull that his very first defense will be against him! But Okada VS Sanada happens next time! Tonight is a preview as Okada has the Stone Pitbull by his side while Evil joins Sanada! Tomohiro Ishii has a fight with the King of Darkness next time as well, so which duo gets the most out of this 2v2 before they all go 1v1?

 

Kazuchika Okada & Tomohiro Ishii VS EVIL & SANADA!

We skip the intros to get to the action! Okada has to keep Ishii back so that he can start against Sanada. The bell rings and fans are already thunderous with dueling! Sanada and Okada give us the preview of the title match already as they circle and feel it out. They tie up and Okada wrenches Sanada to a wristlock. Sanada reverses the wrench but Okada reverses it back. Okada headlocks and grinds Sanada, but Sanada fights with body shots. Sanada powers out but Okada runs him over! Fans cheer as things speed up. Sanada hurdles and Okada leaps, but then they each dodge clotheslines. Okada kicks and whips but runs into an elbow. Sanada moonsaults but Okada gets under it only to run into a dragon sleeper!

Okada arm-drags free and reels Sanada but Sanada dodges the Rainmaker to try and steal it! Okada ducks it to get a dragon sleeper! Sanada slips out to a roll up, TWO! Fans exchange this amazing opening exchange, and both men take a breath. Okada and Sanada circle, but Ishii and Evil want in. Their partners oblige and now Ishii and Evil collide! Neither backs down so Ishii fires forearms. Ishii runs but Evil tanks the shoulder again. Ishii goes again and Evil rebounds to come back with another shoulder. But Ishii does the same only to run into Evil’s forearm. Evil runs but Ishii stays up! They start throwing forearms and CHOPS! Ishii dodges and runs to bump and then finally runs Evil over!

Ishii drags Evil up but Evil throws forearms. They do nothing to Ishii, so now they start trading shots again. Ishii hits, Evil hits, repeat! They pick up speed as fans rally behind them! Ishii and Evil finally slow down, but throw even bigger forearms. Ishii staggers! But comes back to stagger Evil! Evil stays up to hit back, so Ishii hits and runs. Into Evil’s sidewalk slam! Sanada hits Okada for good measure, classic LIJ tactics. Chaos is in trouble while we go to break.

NJPW on AXS returns as Sanada whips Okada into railing! Evil stomps Ishii then CHOPS him. Ishii eggs Evil on so Evil CHOPS him again. And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Ishii still wants more so Evil CHOPS him off his feet! Evil stomps a mudhole into Ishii but the ref backs him off. Ishii slowly stands but Sanada tags in. Sanada elbows Ishii but then Ishii hits Evil! Sanada rakes Ishii’s eyes and tags Evil back in. Evil stomps Ishii down then drags him up for a scoop slam. He drops the senton, too! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Evil tags Sanada. Sanada stomps Ishii and then brings him to a corner. Sanada CHOPS Ishii a few times, but Ishii springs up. Ishii takes more CHOPS, then gives CHOPS! He backs Sanada down but gets a European Uppercut for it.

Sanada whips Ishii corner to corner but runs into a boot. He staggers away but dropkicks Ishii’s legs. Ishii staggers, and still gets Sanada for a powerslam! Fans rally up as both men crawl, hot tag to Evil! Evil drags Ishii away just in time, then goes after a leg. Evil fisherman but Ishii counters to his own suplex! Both men are down and Ishii tags in Okada! Okada rallies on Evil with forearms and elbows! He whips but Evil reverses, but Okada dodges to elbow Evil down! Evil bails out but Okada slingshots out onto him! Okada gets on the announce desk to fire up with the fans! He goes back to Evil and puts him in. He runs in corner to corner for a big elbow! And then a kick to DDT! Cover, TWO!

Okada keeps his cool as he looms over Evil. Evil slowly stands and Okada lifts him. Evil resists and turns but Okada elbows out. Okada boots but Evil sends that to the ref! Evil mule kicks Okada in the gut! Tag to Sanada and he brings Okada up. Okada kicks but is countered with a takedown. Okada kicks Sanada away but runs into a fireman’s carry. He rolls through to a sunset flip but Sanada rolls through, too. Sanada grabs the legs but Okada shoves him away. Sanada runs back in, but into a flapjack! Okada drags Sanada up and scoop slams him down. He goes to the corner, but Sanada gets under. Things speed up again and Sanada dropkicks Okada! Then hits Ishii for good measure. Sanada HIGH back suplexes Okada! Cover, TWO!

Sanada keeps his cool as he drags Okada back up. He wants the dragon sleeper, but Okada fights with his legs. Okada reaches but Sanada drags him away. Okada keeps kicking, but Sanada pops him to chicken wings. Sanada lifts but Okada escapes the tiger suplex for a cobra clutch! Sanada endures and arm-drags out, but runs into a gut wrench! He slips out to a dragon sleeper! But Okada lifts for the air raid neckbreaker! Both men are down but Okada heads over, tag to Ishii! Ishii runs but Sanada ducks. Ishii bucks Sanada off but runs into a kick, only to roar! Sanada knees low then whips but Ishii reverses. Sanada tumbles out and springboards in with a missile dropkick! He takes Ishii down and tags Evil!

Evil hits Okada first then aims at Ishii. Evil runs but Ishii blocks the clothesline. Ishii swings but Evil counters and whips. Evil blocks the boot but not forearms, yet still gives a clothesline! Fireman’s carry, Darkness Falls! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives but Evil doesn’t let that scare him. Evil slashes the throat and drags Ishii up. Spin to STO but Ishii fights out! Ishii saido suplexes Evil down! Both men are on the mat but crawling to opposite corners. Ishii runs in but Evil dodges, and Sanada hits Ishii with an elbow! Feed to mule kick, front kick and LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! The Stone Pitbull survives but LIJ vows to end this! They drag Ishii up, but Ishii fights out of Magic Killer to German Suplex Evil! Okada dropkicks Sanada!

Okada kicks Sanada further out and Ishii runs to LARIAT Evil! Cover, TWO!? Evil survives but Ishii just grits his teeth. He drags Evil up, suplexes, but Evil fights out. Ishii forearms while Sanada whips Okada into railing. Evil swings into Ishii’s spin, but it’s Evil who suplexes! MAGIC KILLER!! But Evil’s not done with Ishii, he puts on the leg lock with a Scorpion Deathlock! Ishii endures the Sharpshooter, a move his own mentor helped popularize. Ishii crawls while Sanada keeps Okada out. Evil drags Ishii away! Sanada has Okada in the dragon sleeper, and SKULL END! Dual submissions are on but Okada and Ishii both endure! Fans rally both ways as Ishii powers his way back up, only to fall back down. Ishii is out, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by referee stoppage

Ishii didn’t give up, but it was too dangerous to continue. Will Evil make Ishii truly give up in their 1v1 match next time? As for Okada and Sanada, will the Cold Skull get Skull End on again to truly become the best in NJPW? Or will Okada make it rain once again?

 

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Dragon Lee VS Taiji Ishimori!

The Bone Soldier Reborn issued an open challenge for the title to any Junior Heavyweight in the world. And he didn’t just get one challenger, but two! It was NJPW VS CMLL VS ROH, and CMLL won! But now Dragon Lee will give Ishimori a fair rematch that’s just 1v1. Will Lee stay the best Junior in NJPW? Or will Ishimori get the belt back to add it alongside the stolen mask of Lee?

The introductions are made, with Lee wearing one of Hiromu Takahashi’s masks as a shout out to his friend and rival. The belt is then presented and we begin!

Fans cheer as Lee and Ishimori circle. Lee offers a handshake but Ishimori kicks it away. They tie up and Lee waistlocks. Ishimori standing switches but Lee headlocks, only for Ishimori to slip down to a single leg and headlock of his own. Lee slips out to a float over but gets a headscissors. Lee pops out and fans cheer this fast opening. They go again and Lee gets a takedown to toehold. Ishimori goes after the arm but Lee blocks and turns to lace the legs to a lock. He floats to a headlock but Ishimori stands. They roll and Ishimori wristlocks, but Lee handsprings and arm-drags. Ishimoari arm-drags but Lee sweeps, only for Ishimori to sweep. They both handspring and fans applaud this second, even better exchange.

Ishimori and Lee circle as fans rally up. They tie up and Ishimori kicks low. Ishimori headlocks and grinds but Lee fights with elbows. Lee is free and headlocks back. Ishimori powers out but Lee runs him over. Things speed up and Ishimori hurdles while Lee leaps. Ishimori handsprings and headscissors to a neck crank! Lee writhes but Ishimori takes a moment to adjust his pads. Ishimori stands Lee up to CHOP him in the corner. He whips Lee corner to corner but Lee reverses to hit a helluva kick! Lee throws forearms then runs corner to corner but Ishimori follows! Ishimori gets Lee with a clothesline! Ishimori runs in again but blocks boots. He turns Lee sideways to kick him in the back. Ishimori runs but Lee slingshots, dodges and whips. Ishimoari handsprings but Lee follows to huricanrana!

Lee keeps moving to FLY! Direct hit takes down the Bone Soldier! The referee checks on both men but they’re okay to continue. Lee stomps Ishimori and stretches him out as the 20 count reaches 10. Lee puts Ishimori in at 12 and then climbs up top. Fans rally as he slingshots and somersaults to a shotgun! Lee fires forearms on Ishimori in the corner, then goes corner to corner for a basement dropkick! Lee shouts out Shibata with the cross-leg sitting pose. Fans cheer as Lee toys with Ishimori. Lee dares Ishimori to get up but goes after him with a knee smash! Ishimori writhes but Lee goes after the leg again, knee-to-knee smash! Lee drags Ishimori up for underhooks but Ishimori drops to block. Lee clubs and whips but Ishimori handsprings to enziguri!

Fans cheer while both men are down. Ishimori sits up then gets his legs working. He goes back to Lee to bring him up in a cravat. Lee endures but Ishimori gives sharp knees into him. Ishimori hoists Lee up and climbs up behind. He goes after the mask! Red Shoes counts and Ishimori stops that. But he puts Lee in a Tree of Woe for a corner to corner basement dropkick! Lee flops out but Ishimori brings him up for a back to back backbreaker. Cover, ONE! Ishimori keeps his cool while Lee writhes. Ishimori drops a knee right to the head, then covers, ONE! Lee continues to survive but Ishimori snapmares him into a chinlock. Ishimori grinds Lee down but Lee fights his way up. Lee fights out but runs into the sleeper. Ishimori throws Lee down and has the chinlock again.

Lee endures and drags himself over, ropebreak! Ishimori lets go but keeps his cool. Lee gets to a corner and Ishimori runs in, but blocks the boots again. Another kick, and Ishimori runs side to side, Sliding German Suplex! Ishimori comes back but Lee flops out. Fans rally up while Lee catches his breath. But Ishimori runs to the corner, triangle moonsault! The Bone Soldier has control while we go to break.

NJPW on AXS returns as Ishimori fetches Lee. He puts Lee back in the ring and then covers, TWO! Lee lives and fans cheer but Ishimori grows annoyed. Ishimori drags Lee up but Lee resists the suplex. Lee dodges but Ishimori follows, but Lee sees him coming! He catches Ishimori with a wheelbarrow roll-up! TWO, and Ishimori shotgun dropkicks Lee to a corner! Ishimori runs corner to corner for double knees! Ishimori drags Lee to a cover, TWO! Lee is tiring but he still isn’t done. Ishimori isn’t done, either, and he drags Lee up. Lee slips out of the suplex but Ishimori elbows him back. Ishimori runs, but into an STO! Both men are down but fans rally up. Lee gets up first and goes after Ishimori. He full nelsons but Ishimori breaks free, so Lee gets the straitjacket German instead! Bridging cover, TWO!

Lee stands up again and fires up with the fans. He goes to Ishimori in the corner to CHOP! And then he stomps away before whipping corner to corner. Ishimori goes Spider-Man to slide under and around and shoulder in. He springboards but into Lee’s arms! Lee suplexes to a fireman’s, but crucifix driver!! Cover, TWO!! Lee escapes by the skin of his teeth but Ishimori just grits his. Ishimori kicks but Lee rolls him, to a deadlift sit-out powerbomb! Cover, TWO!! Ishimori survives but Lee is too tired to be frustrated. Ishimori rolls away but Lee follows. Lee runs and leaps to huricanrana Ishimori to the floor! But Lee still had a rough landing, too. He still stands and whips Ishimori into railing. And then back into the ring, but Ishimori handsprings to arm-drag Lee into railing!

Both men are down so the 20 count returns. It passes 10 before either man sits up. It passes 15 before either stands, and it’s at 19.9 that both men get back in! Lee and Ishimori crawl towards each other and they start brawling on the mat. Ishimori hits but Lee responds, and repeat. Neither one backs off, they only stand up. Ishimori hits, Lee hits, repeat. They pick up speed, but then Ishimori is dazed! Lee drags Ishimori back up to keep throwing forearms. Ishimori comes back again, and then gets the edge. Lee back kicks Ishimori down! Lee whips but Ishimori handsprings, into a German Supelx! But Ishimori lands on his feet!

They both clothesline, but Lee SUPERKICKS and Ishimori BOOTS back! Ishimori runs into a REBOUND German, but he’s up again for a running DESTROYER! Ishimori runs but Lee is right up for a Northern Lights to Falcon Arrow! Both men are down but the fans are thunderous! Lee crawls to a cover, TWO! Ishimori still lives, but both he and Lee are exhausted. Fans rally up and Lee stands first. Lee drags Ishimori up and to a corner. He puts Ishimori on the top rope then climbs up from the other side. He throws forearms to put Ishimori in the Tree of Woe. Lee hits Woe Stomps!! Cover, TWO!? Ishimori survives and Lee is beside himself! Fans rally as Lee drags Ishimori up. Lee pops Ishimori up but Ishimori huricanranas! And covers! TWO!!

Lee gets up right away to kick and whip Ishimori, but gets a tilt-o-whirl takedown to a crossface! Ishimori pulls Lee back but Lee endures. Lee drags himself towards ropes but Ishimori rolls him way! Lee is far away from ropes now as Ishimori just cranks back! He refuses to quit and drags himself along. Lee reaches but Ishimori rolls him away again! Fans rally and scream but Lee refuses as he reaches out with a leg, ROPEBREAK! Ishimori lets go and Lee is almost motionless. Ishimori drags Lee up and to a gut wrench, BLOODY CROSS! Cover, TWO!? Lee lives and Ishimori can’t believe it! Fans rally while Ishimori takes aim. Ishimori says BANG, then drags Lee up. Lee escapes Bloody Sunday but gets a knee! To give a knee! REVERSE-RANA! Ishimori’s right up! But into a Snap German!

Lee fires up again, knee trigger! Cover, TWO!! Ishimori keeps surviving and fans keep cheering! After all, this is to be THE best Junior in NJPW! Lee drags Ishimori up to another lift, DESNUCADORA!! Cover, Lee wins!!

Winner: Dragon Lee, by pinfall; still IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion

His first defense is successful! Lee is the best Junior in NJPW today, and we’ll have his celebration after the break.

 

NJPW returns once more…

And fans are chanting Lee’s name as he takes up the mic. Lee says hi to his pals, Rocky Romero and Kota Ibushi, at commentary, then hi to Japan and the fans in attendance. Lee is happy, and fans are happy he’s happy. He dedicates this win “with lots of love” to Hiromu Takahashi. Lee holds onto the old Kamaitachi mask, along with this belt, because he awaits Hiromu’s return! Because he wants “More, more, more!” Lee thanks Japan for all the love, “domo arigato”. The fans cheer Lee as the confetti streamers fly! Dragon Lee is perhaps the best Junior in NJPW and CMLL, but what will we see out of him and the rest of the Divison in the 2019 Super Juniors Tournament?

 

NJPW Media Backstage Interviews

“Gracias, domo arigato, and also thanks to the people of Japan.” For the cards, the gifts, the chants in support of a wrestler not of your land. Lee is very thankful Japan loves him, because he loves them very much, too. And because of that support, he has been able to complete a dream here in NJPW. But will his dream continue to come true through the Summer?

 


 

My Thoughts:

NJPW never ceases to deliver. Just two matches for this hour, which is standard for them, but both were really strong matches. Okada & Ishii VS Evil & Sanada was a great tag match, all four men are big stars and in the case of Evil and Sanada, they’re only getting bigger. Ishii VS Evil will be great but given Okada VS Sanada in the New Japan Cup for the cup being amazing, Okada VS Sanada for the top prize in NJPW will be amazing, I can’t wait. But even the Junior Heavyweights are amazing and allowed to be amazing in NJPW. Lee VS Ishimori was incredible, and it shows the strength of the working relationship between NJPW and CMLL. Lee’s interview after was very much the reality, that the Japanese audience is learning to love foreigners because they know it’s all about talent, period.

Everyone is hoping, maybe even expecting, Hiromu to return in the Super Juniors Tournament this year, and I really want that, too. Hiromu going through that tournament will make for a ton of great rematches and moments, and who knows, he might even win it to give us a title rematch with Lee at Dominion. And even if he doesn’t, it’ll just be great to have him back so that he can go after the winner from Dominion or whenever.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

 


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