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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Results & Report! (5/28/19)

It’s a Money in the Bank rematch!

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SmackDown features a Money in the Bank Rematch!

It’s Kofi Kingston VS Kevin Owens II! But not for the title. Even so, can KO even things with Kofimania and earn a second shot? Plus, SmackDown Women’s Champion, Bayley, takes on Raw’s Lacey Evans in a Wild Card crossover match!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kofi Kingston VS Kevin Owens; Kingston wins.
  • Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Carmella; Mandy wins.
  • WWE 24/7 Championship: R-Truth VS Drake Maverick; Truth wins and retains the WWE 24/7 Championship.
  • WWE 24/7 Championship: R-Truth VS Elias, Drew McIntyre & Shane McMahon; Elias wins and becomes the new WWE 24/7 Champion.
  • Bayley VS Lacey Evans; Bayley wins.
  • Roman Reigns & R-Truth VS Drew McIntyre & Elias w/ Shane McMahon; Reigns & Truth win.
  • WWE 24/7 Championship: R-Truth VS Elias; Truth wins and becomes the new WWE 24/7 Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

Everyone is targeting #Kofimania.

Paul Heyman used The Beast in the Bank as a way to pull Kofi’s attention, before the Show-Off returned to attack Kofi down! Dolph Ziggler claims #ItShouldBeMe in Kofi’s place as WWE Champion, and takes his shot at WWE Super Showdown. But Kofi Kingston won’t let himself be stopped so easily. Will Kofi make it to and back from Super Showdown?

 

Kofi Kingston VS Kevin Owens!

SmackDown starts with the MITB rematch! But as we take a quick look back as to how this rivalry began, The Prizefighter gets himself a mic. Kevin waits for the video package to end before speaking.

“Originally, I was going to kick off SmackDown with a Kevin Owens Show, but after being here all day, I can’t think of anything worse than being in the middle of the ring in Oklahoma, giving a Kevin Owens Show to people who are not worthy.” Fans boo but Kevin says the only thing bearable about this is that he gets to beat the hell out of Kofi. Because these past few weeks have really given Kevin a taste for dishing out damage to The New Day. But he assures us he wasn’t the one who attacked Big E last week. Big E thinks it was KO, but he sweats so much it must’ve gotten in his eye. Or he was on Twitter putting out a “hilarious” tweet, but he wasn’t attacked by Kevin. Kevin is a good person, he’d never do something like that.

If New Day wants to blame Kevin for something, it’s something he’s actually responsible for. They can blame him for the pain Xavier Woods has been in. “Poor little Woodsy!” Or maybe they can blame Kevin for ending Kofi’s fairy tale when Ziggler beats Kofi for the title, as a result of how badly Kevin beats Kofi tonight. Then Ziggler, once you win, no need to thank Kevin with a text, just thank him with a title match. “Because it all comes back around to Kevin Owens, because I am the show!” But Kofi appears to throw pancakes and respond to Kevin. “Enough with all these lies!” Stop lying, Kevin! Kevin claims he didn’t attack Big E but we know he did! Kevin claimed he wanted to be in the New Day but he didn’t! He is a liar!

And now Kevin thinks he’s going to soften Kofi up for Ziggler? Kevin’s lying to himself. Kevin won’t soften Kofi up for Ziggler, no. What happens is this: Kofi makes Kevin pay! Kofi may not be at 100%, but he won’t stop for getting Kevin back. He’ll get back at Kevin for hurting Big E and hurting Xavier. But most importantly, Kevin will leave with a clear understanding as to why Kofi is the W, W, E, World, Heavyweight, CHAMPION! Fans fire up with Kofi as this match finally begins!

Kofi goes right at Kevin with a dropkick! And haymakers in a corner! Kevin pushes and BOOTS Kofi down then stomps him down. Kevin dares Kofi to bring that fight before he CHOPS Kofi. He grinds Kofi’s face into ropes but the ref backs him off. Kofi chops but Kevin hits back. Kevin whips but Kofi reverses to a takedown and fast hands! Kevin shoves Kofi away but Kofi comes back with a kick. Kofi whips but Kevin throws Kofi down by his hair. Fans boo but Kevin soaks it all up as we go to break.

SmackDown returns and Kofi shoulders back in from the apron. But Kevin hotshots Kofi down! Fans boo but Kevin just soaks it up again. Kevin goes out to drop a back senton on Kofi! He taunts fans in the front row then CHOPS Kofi in front of them. Kevin puts Kofi back in the ring and covers, TWO! Kevin stands on Kofi’s hand and pulls on the other. Fans rally up for Kofi but Kevin knees Kofi down. Kevin taunts Kofi with how the fans love him, before putting Kofi in a chinlock. Kofi endures the squeeze and Kevin’s trash talk as fans rally again. Kofi gets to his feet and fights back with body shots. He runs but into Kevin’s clothesline! Kevin looms over Kofi and rains down forearms. Cover, TWO!

Kevin sits Kofi up to forearm him in the head, then wrap on another chinlock. Kofi endures again and fights his way up. Fans rally up as Kofi pries free and throws haymakers! He backs Kevin down but Kevin kicks back. Kevin throws Kofi down by his hair, then grabs at Kofi’s legs. Kofi kicks Kevin away, then gets up to throw more hands. Kevin hits back, so Kofi mule kicks! Kevin runs in but gets dumped out! Kofi dropkicks Kevin down, then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit wipes Kevin out! Fans cheer Kofi on as he drags Kevin up and into the ring. Kofi keeps on Kevin, but Kevin denies the SOS. Kevin kicks but Kofi denies the stunner and the superkick. SOS!! Cover, TWO!!

Kofi almost had Kevin but keeps his focus. He drags Kevin back up and whips him to a corner. Kevin reverses but runs into boots. Kofi jumps up and up but gets shoved off! Kofi crashes and burns into barriers, and SmackDown goes to picture in picture! Kevin has the ref start counting, and even counts along. Kofi stirs but doesn’t sit up until the count is halfway. He drags himself to the ring, and gets in at 9! Kevin is annoyed that Kofi came back, but he keeps on him by throwing him right back out. Kevin then pursues and throws Kofi into more barriers! He goes back to the count and counts along again. The count passes 5, but Kofi gets up and crawls. Kofi returns to the ring and gets in at 9 again! Kevin mockingly applauds before bringing Kofi up to throw him out again.

Kevin follows Kofi out to throw him into yet more barriers! He leaves Kofi behind again, and dumps the pancakes on the floor! That’s just not right. Kofi crawls at 5 and Kevin insists the ref count faster. But even so, Kofi still drags himself in at 9. Kevin has had enough of Kofi and whips him to a corner. Kevin runs in, CANNONBALL! He drags Kofi to a cover, TWO! Kevin is beside himself as Kofi still survives. He double stomps Kofi, making sure everyone sees it. Kofi grimaces but Kevin drags him around as SmackDown returns to single picture.

Kevin wraps on another chinlock but fans rally up again. Kofi feeds off the energy and fights back again. Kofi throws body shots and haymakers from both sides, but Kevin trips him up. Kevin catapults Kofi out, but Kofi holds on! Kofi skins the cat but gets a SUPERKICK! Apron FROG SPLASH! Kevin leaves Kofi for dead again as another ring count begins. Kofi revives again and gets in at 9.5! But Kevin climbs up again, ANOTHER FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!? Kofi lives and Kevin is shocked! But Oklahoma is rallying behind Kofi as he stirs. Kevin tells the fans to shut up, but they just boo. Kevin climbs up yet again, but Kofi kicks him down! Kofi throws hands then climbs up to join Kevin. Kevin hits back and the two brawl, but Kofi gets the edge with clubbing forearms!

Kofi adjusts and stands Kevin up, but Kevin fights back. Kevin headbutts Kofi and sends him down! SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO?!? Kevin loses his cool over Kofi’s resilience! But he’ll finish it, whip and pop-up, but Kofi slips out! TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Kofi crawls to a cover, Kofi wins!!

Winner: Kofi Kingston, by pinfall

Kofimania pulls it out! He shows Kevin once and for all that he’s a worthy champion. But Dolph Ziggler is backstage watching this closely. Has the salty Show-Off found a weakness even in Kofi’s victory?

 

Shane, Drew McIntyre and Elias are backstage on SmackDown.

The Best in the World is planning a “Shane McMahon Appreciation Night” for himself. Will this self-aggrandizing event go off without a hitch?

 

R-Truth and Carmella arrive to SmackDown!

The FABULOUS Princess helps the WWE 24/7 Champion take a pit stop. They can’t keep this up. It’s been #RunTruthRun ever since he won the WWE European Championship. He’s got people chasing him at airports, malls, picnics and the dentist’s office! You can’t get a cavity filled while running from people. But he hears footsteps! He picks Carmella up and they take off, just before Drake Maverick appears to hang up some wanted posters. Carmella waits until Maverick goes past, and then both she and Truth run the other way.

 

Daniel Bryan & Rowan return to SmackDown!

The SmackDown and “Planet’s Tag Team Champions” are here! What will they have to say, after the break?

SmackDown returns, and Kayla Braxton joins them in the ring. They want to reiterate their mission statement, so what would they like the WWE Universe to know? “The WWE Tag Team Division is a joke.” And a bad joke, that makes you cringe rather than laugh. Speaking of jokes, Rowan has one. “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “The SmackDown Tag Team Division.” “The SmackDown Tag Team Division who?” “Exactly!” Get it!? Get it?! Now that’s a joke. But Bryan and Rowan are not jokes. They have ambition and purpose! Not only will they be the greatest WWE Tag Team EVER, but they will dedicate their lives to saving the planet. Unlike the people in Oklahoma, who wasted Memorial Day Weekend eating “the beautiful creatures of this planet.”

These fat, ignorant humans stuffed their faces with things called “hot dogs” without realizing that it was once an intelligent pig named Wiggles. While fans shoved burgers in their mouths, they didn’t realize it was once a cow named Wilbur. People don’t realize that these beautiful creatures have names, but Rowan and Bryan do! The people of Oklahoma are the worst of all! Oklahoma is a leader in hydraulic fracturing, aka fracking. They are a leader in deep oil well drilling. You cheer for the money, but it brings earthquakes! Infinitely more quakes than ever before! So if you want to know about their mission: here it is! #SavetheTagTeamDivision and #SavethePlanet, for they ARE the Planet’s Tag Team Champions!

While Bryan & Rowan may not think much about the other teams on SmackDown, or in the WWE overall, word is that there are teams that wish to challenge them for the titles. And who might they be? Heavy Machinery! Tucker Knight & Otis Dozovic are #BlueCollarSolid and raring to go! Fans are pumped up for Otis because he’s pumped up. Tucker says Rowan & Bryan are a great team, no doubt. And as much as Heavy Machinery loves fun, they will get to some serious business. And that business is them SmackDown Tag Team Championships! Otis and Tucker toss the denim vests aside and a referee hits the ring! But Bryan chuckles as he considers their challenge. Challenge accepted! Just not here in “this fracking state of Oklahoma.”

Bryan and Rowan back out and head up the ramp, but this showdown is coming. Will Heavy Machinery bulldoze their way to SmackDown gold? Or will Bryan and Rowan continue to “save” the WWE Tag Team Division?

 

Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose admire Mandy’s HERS fitness cover photo.

They are both so proud of the Golden Goddess gracing the cover of the fitness magazine. And they decide to hand them out around SmackDown. They know people can use the tips in the magazine. The IIconics get copies, the SmackDown staff gets copies, and… Oh, Ember Moon is reading a book. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Sonya gives a spoiler warning: everyone dies. Mandy laughs as she gives Ember a copy of HERS first. That way, Ember can learn how to be a star. Maybe three, or four copies. Or just all of them. Sonya dumps the stack on Ember, but Ember tosses it off. Will Ember learn more from Jekyll and Hyde than Fire & Desire?

 

Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Carmella!

SmackDown returns as Fire & Desire makes their entrance and everyone gets to see the HERS cover. The Princess of Staten Island is already in the ring, will she get to finish what she started last week before the 24/7 Championship related disruption?

The bell rings and Carmella ties up with Mandy. They go around and Mandy throws Carmella to ropes. Mandy shows off the hard copy Sonya had, but Carmella says it’s no big deal. Carmella doesn’t want to look like Mandy anyway! She kicks the magazine away! Then dodges Mandy’s punch for a Thesz Press! Carmella rains down hands but Mandy gets away. Mandy gets to a corner but Carmella is on her with stomps and forearms. The ref pulls Carmella off, but Mandy pulls Carmella into buckles! Mandy drags Carmella up for forearms and stomps of her own, but backs off at 4. Mandy snapmares Carmella into a chinlock and thrashes her about. Carmella endures while Sonya shows off “what a superstar looks like, baby!”

Mandy trash talks Carmella on top of thrashing her around, but Carmella endures. Carmella fights her way up to jawbreaker out. Carmella rolls Mandy, TWO! Mandy runs and dodges, and hits Carmella with Kiss from a Rose! Cover, TWO!! Mandy is shocked so she tries another cover, TWO! Carmella crawls away while Mandy grows frustrated. Mandy has Carmella in a corner but gets a headscissors! Carmella bumps Mandy off her boot, then moonwalks! FABULOUS Bronco Buster! Cover, TWO! Carmella keeps her cool but Sonya distracts on the apron. Mandy dodges the FABULOUS Kick and rolls Carmella up! High stack, Mandy wins!

Winner: Mandy Rose, by pinfall

Fire helps Desire and they get the win over Carmella! Will Mandy keep adding accolades on the way to WWE Stomping Ground?

 

Meanwhile, R-Truth is still hiding backstage.

He watches his back on his own while Carmella is ringside. But Jinder Mahal gets him! Roll up but Truth rolls through! Truth slams Mahal into doors and shoves him away. Truth runs and hides in a photo booth. And just in time as The B Team, Apollo Crews, Matt Hardy, and even 205 Live’s Akira Tozawa, Noam Dar and Ariya Daivari come looking. They go right past the booth, and Truth slips away. But he bumps into Drake Maverick! #RunTruthRun!

 

SmackDown hears from Aleister Black.

“If we look at the heretic ways of man and all he has done, isn’t it obvious that… Look, I get it. I get it. You are simply waiting for me to throw out a name. To pick a fight with somebody. Anybody. But there lies our conundrum. See, I am sitting here, waiting patiently for somebody, anybody, to pick a fight with me.” Will the Embodiment of the End get the fight he wants?

 

Shane McMahon heads to the ring!

And he’s not alone, as both The Drifter and Drew McIntyre follow behind. The Best in the World prepares for Super Showdown, by celebrating himself. We’ll see more of “Shane McMahon Appreciation Night” after the break.

SmackDown returns and Greg Hamilton makes the official announcement, and the official introduction for the “BEST, in the WOOOOOOOOORLD~, SHAAAANE! McMAAAAAHON!” The Best in the World Trophy returns, too! When Shane’s good buddy, Drew McIntyre, came up with this idea, Shane was a little hesitant. He never considered himself a hero. Shane doesn’t do this day after day, night after night, for a trophy or adulation, let alone a celebration. Shane just enjoys his life. He just enjoys being in front of the WWE Universe as a humble man. Shane came home to run the family business. The greatest adulation is looking at the fans, seeing smiles on faces. So whether here in attendance or at home, Shane promises that after SmackDown goes off the air, there will be smiles on your faces.

With that, video rolls to highlight Shane’s career, both in and out of the WWE ring. But most importantly, it points to him becoming Best in the World at the WWE World Cup tournament, and how he wants to solidify it by beating down Roman Reigns. Fans boo instead of cheer. Shane compliments the production team and Kevin Dunn. Hey, don’t boo Dunn. But that video was not just entertaining but educational, especially for Roman. Just in case Roman didn’t learn when seeing cousin Lance get beat down. Shane won’t let Roman think he’s the one in charge, no. The McMahons have put food on the Anoa’i table for generations! And when Roman punched Vince, that was biting the hand that feeds. Roman better hear this: at Super Showdown, Shane wont’ just beat you, he’ll beat respect into you.

Elias compliments Shane on his powerful speech. In honor of Shane, Elias has a song just for him. “You’re the Best int he World, the Greatest Man I Ever Saw! You’re better than the best, just like Texas is better than Oklahoma!” But here comes Truth!? The 24/7 Champion and Drake Maverick, with a ref, hit the ring from the crowd! Maverick finally has Truth where he wants him, but Truth hits Maverick first! Lie Detector! Cover, Truth WINS!

Winner: R-Truth, by pinfall; still WWE 24/7 Champion

What an instant classic! Truth is still only the third-ever champion, but uh… He realizes he kinda interrupted something. Shane is upset, so he and McIntyre just beat Truth up! Elias, too! They all gang up on the champ! Shane drags Truth up for Elias to hit #DriftAway! And then they set Truth up for McIntyre and the CLAYMORE! Elias covers, Elias wins!!

Winner: Elias, by pinfall; NEW WWE 24/7 Champion

The reign that looked like it would never end, ENDS! Elias celebrates alongside Shane and McIntyre! He has his first gold in WWE!

Shane talks to Truth. Truth popping in on Shane’s moment is a no-no, but it did give Shane an idea. Elias, the new 24/7 Champion, should team up with Drew McIntyre to take on whatever is left of Truth and… Oh, Roman Reigns! But Shane will use his authority to pause the clock on the 24/7 Championship. No one can touch him until after the tag match. Because that’s how it’s going to go. “Good luck, Truth.” Will Shane O’Mac’s abuse of power make Elias the longest reigning 24/7 Champion?

 

Backstage interview with Lacey Evans.

The Sassy Southern Belle does not appreciate being called “wild”, despite being a Wild Card Rule user tonight. Does anything about her formal tea party look wild to you? Charlotte Flair says it’s tea for two. They’re going to spill some tea, aka the truth. Starting with how The Man wasn’t quite man enough to beat Charlotte at MITB. And if it wasn’t for Bayley cashing in so rudely, Charlotte would still be SmackDown Women’s Champion. The Lady and the Queen both know Becky and Bayley are the most crass, classless and arrogant superstars in the WWE today. But now that Becky got her beatings, Bayley will get kicked back to the kiddie pool where she belongs. Charlotte will drink to that. But will they be sipping tea with some humble pie after tonight?

 

SmackDown announces a Super Showdown, well, showdown!

After being beaten down at Money in the Bank and retaliating on the Raw after, the Lucha House Party looks to settle things with Lars Sullivan! Will Kalist, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik be able to overwhelm the Leviathan in a 3v1 Handicap match? Or will Lars destroy them all together and ruin the fiesta?

 

Bayley VS Lacey Evans!

The SmackDown Women’s Champion won’t be giving out hugs any longer, she’s ready to throw down and show everyone how legit she is. Will Bayley deny Lacey her Woman’s Right to keep on rolling after MITB? Or will the Model Soldier be looking at two belts to go after?

SmackDown returns and Charlotte has appeared on commentary. She promises that when she goes for the title again, #CharlotteNineTimes will go up to 10. Lacey makes her entrance, and we begin the Wild Card crossover!

Lacey and Bayley tie up and Lacey puts Bayley in a corner. Bayley powers out and grabs a leg, but Lacey gets to ropes. Bayley lets her go but Lacey insists she back off. The ref has Bayley step back, and Lacey rushes her with a waistlock! Bayley standing switches and trips Lacey to a headlock. Fans rally for Bayley as Lacey switches. Bayley spins to a headlock but Lacey powers out. Things speed up and Lacey hurdles, but gets caught in a cover! TWO and Lacey knees Bayley low. Bayley forearms back and backs Lacey down but Lacey throws Bayley by her hair! The ref reprimands Lacey but Lacey elbows Bayley down. Lacey grinds Bayley into ropes but backs off at 4. She pushes Bayley to a corner and clubs her with more forearms.

Lacey whips but Bayley reverses. Lacey goes up and over and rolls Bayley, but Bayley rolls through to knee Lacey down! Cover, TWO! Bayley keeps on Lacey by putting her on the apron. Lacey pops out to sweep the legs! Lacey slingshots for the elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Bayley slumps out of the ring while Lacey flexes. Charlotte gets up to check on Bayley, and we go picture in picture.

Lacey takes her time going out to fetch Bayley. She bumps Bayley off the apron, then smothers her with the apron skirt! Lacey lets up at 4 and puts Bayley back in. She covers, TWO! Lacey keeps on Bayley by dropping knees to the arm! Bayley crawls away but Lacey looms close. Bayley kicks Lacey but Lacey elbows her back down. Lacey shoves Bayley to the ropes and grinds her boot into her. The ref counts but Lacey lets up. Lacey brings Bayley up but Bayley jackknife covers! TWO and Lacey stomps Bayley down! Lacey wraps Bayley up in a cobra clutch and brings her to the mat. Lacey uses all her weight to put pressure on Bayley. Bayley endures and fans rally up. Bayley fights her way back up, but Lacey wrings her out to bring her down.

SmackDown returns to single picture as Bayley endures the knee grinding into her head. Bayley fights her way back up and fans fire up. Lacey shoves but Bayley comes back with a crossbody! Cover, TWO! Bayley gets up but gets a kick right to the stomach! Lacey covers, TWO! Charlotte isn’t impressed with Bayley while Lacey bumps Bayley off buckles. Bayley blocks another bump but Lacey just throws her down by her hair! Charlotte takes offense that Bayley is the only Triple Crown Women’s Champion, when Charlotte has had all the singles titles possible. Does the tag team titles keep Charlotte from being a Grand Slam or something?

Meanwhile, Lacey stomps Charlotte into the corners. Lacey wipes the sweat and throws the tissue at Bayley. Then she hits her swinging bronco buster! Cover, TWO! Lacey grows frustrated with Bayley, and stomps her at the ropes. Lacey goes to the apron and slingshots, but into a forearm! Bayley drags Lacey in for the hotshot! Lacey slumps to the floor, and Bayley comes out around the corner, daredevil dropkick! And a BIG lariat! Charlotte gets right up to get in Bayley’s face. Bayley throws Lacey in, tot hen forearm Charlotte down! Bayley gets in the ring but Charlotte chases after. But Lacey rolls Bayley up! But the ref doesn’t see it, TWO, and Bayley rolls Lacey! Modified bridge, Bayley wins!!

Winner: Bayley, by pinfall

Not even The Queen’s presence could take a win from Bayley! Will #BayleyTripleCrown continue rolling like this into the Summer?

As for Charlotte and Lacey, the friendship is over! Lacey attacks Charlotte and then Charlotte BOOTS Lacey back! Does this mean no more tea time?

 

Carmella gives Truth a pep talk.

Truth may have gotten beat up and his title taken, but he can get payback with Roman by his side. Is Truth up to this fight for revenge?

 

SmackDown returns with a backstage interview with Andrade Almas and Zelina Vega.

At Super Showdown, El Idolo will face The Demon, Finn Balor. Finn gave some exclusive comments to WWE just days after MITB. Almas powerbomb’d Finn through a ladder. Corbin choke slammed Finn on a ladder. McIntyre suplexed Finn on a ladder. Doctors told Finn it was not a good idea to compete last week. IN the present, Almas tells Finn that “you didn’t just get powerbomb’d on a ladder. I powebomb’d you on that ladder.” Finn will find that inner demon when he steps to Andrade.

 

SmackDown presents a new episode of Firefly Fun House!

Yay~! Bray Wyatt wears a “mask” as he welcomes us to the show. did you enjoy his secret? YES~! He knew he would. That’s “The Fiend.” But don’t worry, he’s a friend! People say and do all sorts of horrible things. It’s hard to find your confidence. It’s hard for Bray to be brave. Especially when he’s alone. But when he puts on the mask, he can be anything he wants to be. Sister Abigail doesn’t get it. He’s just trying to hide that he’s a sicko. He’s not a sicko, Abby. You know that. Is Bray a doctor now? Hmm… Why yes! Dr. Bray says the diagnosis is as he suspected: Abby’s a bully! Boo~! Abby just wants to rest. Never! Abby doesn’t want to be in limbo anymore. Yowie Wowie! Did someone say limbo~?

Fiesta time~! Kids hold up a limbo pole for Bray. He will always light the way. All we have to do is let him in. Bray spider walks to clear the limbo pole. Will you let Bray in?

 

Roman Reigns & R-Truth VS Drew McIntyre & Elias w/ Shane McMahon!

The odds sure seem stacked against The Big Dog and Truth, but that hardly ever bothers Roman. Will he and Truth manage to overcome the abuse of power to shove it all in Shane’s face?

SmackDown returns and Elias blindsides Truth! McIntyre joins in but Roman comes running after. Roman uppercuts Elias but McIntyre throws Roman into barriers. Roman throws McIntyre into a post! Elias whips but Roman reverses to send Elias into barriers! Shane hurries to a safe distance before Roman puts Elias in the ring. The bell rings, and Roman gives Elias a rain of right hands in a corner. Roman gets to 6 before Shane distracts on the apron. Shane runs away and Elias sucker punches Roman. Elias stomps and punches Roman in a corner then tags McIntyre. McIntyre stomps Roman down then stomps him to the ropes. He keeps stomping then grinds Roman down with a facelock. McIntyre deadlift suplexes Roman, then covers, TWO!

Tag to Elias and Shane’s boys mug Roman. Shane applauds as Elias throws a big forearm to knock Roman down. Elias sits Roman up for a neck wrench, and Shane likes what he sees. Roman endures but fans rally up. Roman fights his way up but Elias knees low. Elias runs, but into a Samoan Drop! Roman can’t cover, he’s too tired. But Truth is there, and tags in! Truth goes after McIntyre and then Elias! But McIntyre gives Truth a Glasgow Kiss! McIntyre shoves Truth out of the ring to then throw into barriers! And then gut wrenches him to slam on the apron! Shane’s crew is in control while we go to break.

SmackDown returns once more, and Truth fights out of Elias’ chinlock. Truth throws haymakers but Elias whips. Truth kicks Elias away then runs, but into a big clothesline! Elias asks “Who wants to walk with Elias?!” before he drags Truth over to tag McIntyre. McIntyre and Elias mug Truth more, then McIntyre puts Truth in a corner to CHOP! And throw overhead! Cover, TWO! Truth still lives and Shane is actually impressed. McIntyre stands Truth  up to throw forearms but Truth throws counter punches! But McIntyre shoves and runs Turth over, tot hen snap suplex up and down! McIntyre rains down rights and stomps, and then taunts Roman. Roman glares as McIntyre tags Elias.

Elias stomps Truth out then drags him back up. Elias scoops and slams Truth, to then hit his pose. Fans boo and Roman just glares harder. Elias stands Truth up again, to CHOP towards the corner. Elias CHOPS more but Truth fights back! Truth gets caught with a kick and McIntyre tags in. McIntyre CHOPS Truth off his feet! McIntyre drags Truth around for a chinbar and armlock. He grinds Truth down but fans rally behind Truth! Truth fights his way back up and out, but McIntyre shoves and stomps and CHOPS Truth in the corner. Tag to Elias and the mugging just gets worse! Elias tags McIntyre back in and they double whip. Truth kicks McIntyre away, then tosses Elias into a post! Truth tosses McIntyre out, but he falls over! Fans fire up as Roman reaches for the tag!

Elias hurries to the corner and McIntyre hurries back in, hot tag to Roman! Roman rallies on Elias! He whips but Elias reverses, only to get the leaping lariat! McIntyre gets a big uppercut! Elias gets point-blank clotheslines in the corner! Roman gets all the way to 10, then runs to BOOT Elias down! Fans fire up as Roman locks ‘n’ loads in the corner. Roman sees McIntyre coming, SUPERMAN PUNCH! Elias runs but gets thrown out. Roman pursues, Drive-By Dropkick! Fans fire up more as Roman puts Elias in. But Shane goes at Roman, only to get an uppercut! Roman has Shane, but gets clear as McIntyre flies in! McIntyre’s Claymore only gets him announce desk! Shane runs away as fast as he can!

Roman goes back to Elias but Elias comes running, only to get a SPEAR! Cover, Roman and Truth win!!

Winners: Roman Reigns & R-Truth, Reigns pinning

The Best in the World just got bested! He and McIntyre get out of town, but Shane will have to face the consequences in Saudi Arabia.

But wait! The pause on the 24/7 Championship is off! Roman eyes Elias, lets out the battle cry, and SPEARS him again! Then he beckons to Truth! Truth sees his opening, and covers! Truth wins the title back!!

Winner: R-Truth, by pinfall; NEW WWE 24/7 Champion

Poetic justice! Truth makes history as the second-ever WWE 24/7 Champion, and having gotten the title back the same night he lost it! Will Truth make more history by having the longest combined reigns?

 


 

My Thoughts:

Raw may have disappointed fans, but SmackDown saves the week! SmackDown does the exact opposite of what Raw did, and we go right into a match to start things. Well, Kevin and Kofi still have promos to set things up, but at least we got a match before the half hour mark. And Kofi VS Kevin was incredible, especially for an opener. I really thought Ziggler would interfere and turn this into an impromptu tag match with Xavier Woods on Kofi’s team, but nope, we got a real finish and no ambush from Ziggler. That’s probably for the best, we got plenty of that between last night and last week. The go-home might give us one last thing, but it was actually good for there to be just this match.

It’s good for Mandy to get a win over Carmella, and obviously the whole thing was to plug her magazine cover shoot. Though, it would’ve been better if SmackDown used this time to have the IIconcis vent about their losing streak, maybe give the Kabuki Warriors, Kairi Sane & Asuka, more time for main roster fans to learn about who they are as people, just something more than a plug. Good to see Ember, though. We just need to see her in the ring more, too. But we did great a really great match and moment out of Bayley, Lacey and Charlotte. Just as it looked like the Lady & The Queen were becoming best friends, they’re at odds, which is great for everyone since now they won’t be helping each other against Becky and Bayley. Maybe they’ll end up competing to see who gets first crack at one or both champs.

I really like that Aleister Black’s promo here started cryptic but then purposefully changed course to talk more candidly. I also like that Aleister is daring someone to step up, it’s a good move for his character. We haven’t seen Shinsuke or Rusev in some time, I would hope one of them goes looking for that fight. Meanwhile, SmackDown is at least trying to salvage their tag division, by using reverse psychology where Bryan & Rowan claim there isn’t a good one. Heavy Machinery works against them as both character foils and capable hosses who can definitely keep up. Just not sure they’d be able to take those titles from Bryan & Rowan the first time, though. We really need to see those organic belts before Bryan & Rowan lose the titles.

Shane clearly has a Mean Street Posse II now. McIntyre is always around thanks to the Wild Card Rule, with Elias as his dedicated SmackDown guy and possibly Lashley as the Raw guy. That video package was good, but it was a great idea to bring Truth out and actually “defend” that belt against Maverick. And while in the moment it was totally awful for Shane, McIntyre and Elias to beat Truth up and take the title from him, it worked in the favor of Roman and Truth despite “the stacked deck” they faced. It’s getting a bit obvious and tired always having this Shane VS Roman story, I hope it just ends with Super Showdown one way or another. But hey, at least Truth is racking up 24/7 Championship credits.

My Score: 8.2/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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