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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Results & Report! (6/11/19)

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It’s the SmackDown After Super Showdown!

The New Day is back in full force! Big E returns to SmackDown to join Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods in battling Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Miz VS Elias w/ Shane McMahon & Drew McIntyre; Miz wins and moves on to face Drew McIntyre.
  • The Miz VS Drew McIntyre w/ Shane McMahon & Elias; McIntyre wins but Miz still has a match with Shane McMahon.
  • The Miz VS Shane McMahon w/ Drew McIntyre & Elias; Shane wins.
  • SmackDown & YOLO County Tag Team Championship Unification Match: The Planet’s Tag Team Champions VS AJ Kirsh & Dave Dutra; changed to…
  • YOLO County Tag Team Championships: AJ Kirsh & Dave Dutra VS Heavy Machinery; Heavy Machinery wins and are the new YOLO County Tag Team Champions.
  • Sonya Deville w/ Mandy Rose VS Carmella; Deville wins.
  • Bayley VS Nikki Cross w/ Alexa Bliss; Bayley wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The New Day VS Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn; The New Day wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

SmackDown opens with Miz TV!

However, it has been noted that the Hollywood A-Lister is hosting this Wild Card edition under protest. Sacramento is happy to see him either way as he shows off a meme shirt with Papa Miz on it. But Miz explains he must “follow the script” tonight. Without further ado, Miz welcomes us to the ground-breaking television event on the Most Must-See WWE Talk Show. Miz’s guest specifically requested to be on the show, so please welcome… Roman Reigns’s Stomping Grounds opponent, the Scottish Terminator, Drew McIntyre. And then “The Pest of the World…” Wait that’s a smudge, but fans seem to agree with it. In that case… “He is, the PEST, of the WOOOOOOOOOORLD~!” Shane McMahon!

Fans boo as Shane, McIntyre and even Elias are heading to the ring. The Pest of the World is still feeling great over his McIntyre-assisted victory over Roman at Super Showdown, as footage recaps for us. Fans boo as Shane shuffles about in the ring and picks up a mic. McIntyre stays between Shane and Miz in case Miz tries anything. Guess that dummy card was too smart for Miz. Shane tells Greg Hamilton to give him the right introduction as the “BEST, in the WOOOOOOOOOOORLD~!” Shane needs a stool for Elias. Miz’s show is great, but there needs to be a musical act. Therefore, the Drifter is here. Elias plays a bit as Shane and McIntyre take their seats. That’s good stuff! But fans say, “You Suck! You Suck!” Shane says they must mean Miz.

That aside, Shane loves the highlight reel of his victory. At Super Showdown, he did what he said: he defeated Roman Reigns, 1 2 3. But fans shouldn’t be upset, Shane is the Best in the World. Elias plays a chord in agreement. Miz points out that Shane’s accomplishments are tainted. Best in the World?! He won one match at the World Cup! And it was thanks to Miz! Miz beat the hell out of Shane in a Falls Count Anywhere, and yet Shane won by a technicality. Miz grated Shane’s face, but Shane won by slipping out of his shirt!! Roman destroyed Shane at Super Showdown, until the Scottish Sycophant helped him. Tomato, tomah-to. But just start the interview. Oh well Miz isn’t the only one. Roman had an interview after Super Showdown, too.

It was the interview we saw on last night’s Raw. Roman knows Shane was handed that win by Drew McIntyre. McIntyre is a dangerous man, but so is Roman. Stomping Grounds will be Roman’s rebound to kick ass and take names, starting with Drew McIntyre. Back in the present, McIntyre responds. This is Roman’s problem: he lets his emotions get the better of him, and they will be his downfall. Roman should know better than anyone that McIntyre is unlike anyone else int he WWE today. When McIntyre hurts people, he enjoys it. He has no remorse, no pity, and loves to do it! He has a weapon no one else has: the boom-stick known as The Claymore. And at Stomping Grounds, McIntyre will kick Roman’s head off! Talk about kicking ass and taking names.

Miz admits McIntyre is great, but too bad he’s Shane’s lackey. Miz promises McIntyre that Shane will just use you then stab you in the back. Just look at Miz! They became tag team champions and then when they lost, Shane betrayed Miz. Shane keeps hearing all this talk, he can tell Miz is resentful. But it’s okay, because Miz has something in common with Shane and Roman. Shane has Roman’s number just like Shane has Miz’s! 1-0 on Roman, and 2-0 on Miz! Miz says there is nothing special about Shane: a talent-less hack who won a lottery of being a McMahon. And Miz is the son of a baked potato. Miz gets up but McIntyre is in the way.

Shane likes where this is going. He gets to see that aggression, but maybe there is something left. Miz wants another shot at Shane? Then how about right here and now? Fans want this, but McIntyre gets ready to go. Shane says he’ll do this, on one condition. Or two. First, Miz must beat Elias. And then he must beat McIntyre. And if Miz does that, he’ll get a dream match sequel against The Best in the World. But let’s get started right now! Clean up the set and get SmackDown going! Can Miz run a special gauntlet to get one more shot at Shane?

 

The Miz VS Elias w/ Shane McMahon & Drew McIntyre!

SmackDown returns as the gauntlet already begins! Elias knocks Miz down and asks Sacramento, “Who wants to Walk With Elias?” Then Elias punches Miz around the ring, and brings him to a corner. Elias climbs up and Miz Walks With Elias, to a meteora! Cover, TWO! Miz survives but Elias puts him in a cobra clutch. Fans rally and Miz fights his way up and jawbreakers out! Miz counter punches Elias! Miz backs Elias down then throws It Kicks in the corner! He runs corner to corner, for double knees! And again! And then Elias hits Miz with his knee! Cover, TWO! Elias grows frustrated as he goes after Miz again. Elias hooks the leg but Miz slips out to kick low. Miz misses the buzzsaw, and Elias electric chairs to a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!

Elias keeps Miz down then hurries up top. Elias leaps, but his Macho Elbow FLOPS! Miz gets Elias in the Finale! Cover, Miz wins!!

Winner: The Miz, by pinfall; moves on to Drew McIntyre

But no time to rest, the Scottish Terminator says he’s up NOW!

The Miz VS Drew McIntyre w/ Shane McMahon & Elias!

Miz has no time to recover as SmackDown goes picture in picture. McIntyre rushes him in the corner but Miz dodges! Miz throws hands on McIntyre and then runs, but into a BOOT! Miz tumbles out of the ring but McIntyre pursues. McIntyre lifts Miz to ram him into barriers, then apron, then barriers again before throwing Miz into steel steps! McIntyre is enraged as he drags Miz up and into the ring. He looms over Miz before standing him up and putting him in a corner. McIntyre CHOPS Miz but Miz CHOPS back! McIntyre clubs Miz then suplexes him! Cover, TWO! Miz survives again but McIntyre puts him in a chinbar and armlock.

Fans rally as Miz endures the hold. Miz works his way up and fights his way out. But Miz runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife cover, TWO! McIntyre grows further frustrated and stomps Miz out. McIntyre puts Miz in a corner for another CHOP! And then bumps him of buckles before another CHOP! McIntyre reels Miz in for a BIG lariat! Cover, TWO! McIntyre keeps Miz down with that chinbar and armlock, but fans again rally up. Miz fights back up and out, but McIntyre knees low. McIntyre hoists Miz up top and then climbs up to join him. Miz fights back again! He fires shot after shot and McIntyre tumbles back. Miz leaps, into a BIG right from McIntyre! Cover, TWO! Shane keeps coaching McIntyre as he looms over Miz again.

SmackDown returns to single picture as McIntyre stands and CHOPS Miz! Miz falls but McIntyre dares him to get back up. McIntyre stands Miz for a swing, but Miz ducks, kicks and kicks. McIntyre kicks and shoves Miz to a corner, but runs into a boot. Miz dodges McIntyre to send him into the post! Shane checks on McIntyre, but fans fire up for Miz! Miz wrecks McIntyre with a dropkick! Shane backs way off and Miz throws McIntyre into barriers! Miz throws McIntyre back in the ring, then springboards, but falls! He’s still not the best high-flyer and now he’s tired. But Miz still kicks McIntyre to drop the DDT! Fans rally as Miz slowly gets back up. Miz powers up but Shane lurks close. Miz swings at Shane, but gets the Glasgow Kiss from McIntyre!

McIntyre demands Miz rise. Miz staggers up, into a CLAYMORE!! Cover, McIntyre wins!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall; gauntlet ends

The Best in the World celebrates with McIntyre, and tells Miz that maybe they should still have a match. He’s having this trilogy match anyway!?

The Miz VS Shane McMahon w/ Drew McIntyre & Elias!

Shane shuffles circles around Miz to then throw fast jabs! But Miz hits back! Miz throws big body shots, then gets Shane down on the ground! Miz has the full nelson but Shane manages to hotshot Miz off. Shane boots Miz down then puts on the Best Triangle Hold in the World! Miz taps, Shane wins!

Winner: Shane McMahon, by submission

Put another asterisk by Shane’s victory. He may be 3-0, but he had two other men do 90% of the work. Will Miz ever get revenge on Shane O’Mac? Will McIntyre be the one to kick ass and take names at Stomping Grounds?

 

Fire & Desire find Ember Moon backstage again.

Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville tease her for being wrapped up in kiddy land. Read up on a real-life superhero. More like villain. Fire & Desire had to attack Carmella in last week’s Triple Threat. Carmella didn’t deserve to fight for the SmackDown Women’s Championship. And you’re about to see Sonya tear it up all over again. Sonya SLAPS the Nintendo Switch out of Ember’s hands! Fire & Desire leave just in time to avoid Ember’s rage! Will the War Goddess have something to say about the bad attitude of Mandy & Sonya?

 

The Planet’s Tag Team Champions return to SmackDown!

“The New” Daniel Bryan and Rowan return to SmackDown, ready to save this division. But will they just continue to spew insults and platitudes instead? Find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns as Bryan and Rowan have mics. “Ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a real treat tonight. Because the Planet’s Tag Team Champions are putting their titles on the line, against the YOLO County Tag Team Champions,” AJ Kirsh & Dave Dutra. It will be a “title unification” match!!

SmackDown & YOLO County Tag Team Championship Unification Match: The Planet’s Tag Team Champions VS AJ Kirsh & Dave Dutra!

Sacramento chant “YOLO! YOLO!” for their own, but then Heavy Machinery appears! Tucker Knight & Otis Dozovic know Bryan and Rowan are “elitist cowards” ducking them. The #BlueCollarSolid boys are hard-working, determined, but also, they like having a damn good time! That’s why if they faced Bryan & Rowan, they’d be the new SmackDown Tag Team Champions! Cool speech, guys, but they haven’t done anything to earn shots. Maybe they can earn the shot against the YOLO County champions! Challenge accepted! Wait, what?

YOLO County Tag Team Championships: AJ Kirsh & Dave Dutra VS Heavy Machinery!

Sacramento’s own didn’t think they’d be facing competition this big. The bell rings and Tucker blasts Kirsh with a lariat! Then Dutra jumps in but gets a hip toss! Tucker clotheslines Dutra out and tags Dozer in. Tucker whips Dozer in and Dozer squashes Kirsh! Kirsh falls and Dozer pumps it up! Dozer gives Sacramento the Caterpillar! The elbow drops and Dozer tags Tucker. Tucker whips Kirsh to pop up to Dozer’s catch! Then, COMPACTOR! Cover, Heavy Machinery wins!

Winners: Heavy Machinery, Tucker pinning; NEW YOLO County Tag Team Champions(?)

The #BlueCollarSolid boys win, but Bryan has to hold Big Red Rowan back! Tucky & Dozer proved themselves by winning “titles,” but Bryan says now is not the time to defend their titles. When and where will these two teams finally throw down for the Planet’s (aka SmackDown) Tag Team Championships?

 

The WWE 24/7 Champion is backstage on SmackDown!

R-Truth is staying hydrated but Carmella has her own match to prepare for. Truth is exhausted. He lost his belt on an airport tarmac over the weekend! And then won it back mid-flight at 49 thousand feet Celsius! Then they get stuck in an elevator, bonds with the contenders, but then gets betrayed! His life has been marked by traumatization ever since the 7/11 Championship can into his life! Carmella understands, but what can they do? Truth doesn’t want to give it up. Someone’s coming! Get int he trunk! Don’t lock him in! Carmella plays it cool, and then… Uh oh, it locked!! And her match is up next! Carmella promises to come back after her match. But Mahal hears Truth in the trunk!

Mahal confirms it’s Truth by pretending he’s Mella! “Mella” tells Truth to take short breaths. Mahal, er, Mella, will go get a crowbar! Be right back! Truth freaks out, but he has to be careful not to breathe all the air! Will Carmella finish with Sonya fast enough to get back before Mahal does?

 

Sonya Deville w/ Mandy Rose VS Carmella!

Fire & Desire bullied Ember earlier, now they look to do more to the FABULOUS Princess. Will picking on superstars help them rise to the top of the Women’s SmackDown and Tag Divisions?

SmackDown returns with the bell, and Carmella takes the fight right to Sonya! She dropkicks Sonya then feeds her to her foot. Carmella huricanranas Sonya then tackles her down. Sonya gets away and to a corner. Carmella cools off but runs in, only to be put on the apron. Carmella bobs ‘n’ weaves but gets a kick and knees through the ropes! The ref counts and Sonya lets up at 4. Sonya drags Carmella in for a cover, TWO! Sonya keeps her cool while Mandy watches like a hawk. Carmella gets up but Sonya chokes her on the ropes! The ref counts and Sonya lets off to throw more knees. Fans rally for Carmella but Sonya puts her in a chinlock and body scissors. Carmella pries her way out but Sonya drags her back down.

Sonya puts a squeeze on Carmella with the legs, but fans rally again. Carmella fights up and around to throw hands! Sonya shoves Carmella away, then kicks and hits a BIG sliding wizard! Cover, TWO! Sonya keeps her cool then trash talks Carmella. She pie faces her around, but Carmella SLAPS her back! Sonya boots Carmella then jackknifes, TWO! Code of Silence! But Mandy puts Sonya’s foot on the ropes for the ropebreak! The ref didn’t see the assist, but Carmella has a good idea what happened. Mandy plays dumb but the chase is on! They end up in the ring, Sonya knees Carmella down! Oklahoma roll, TWO!! Carmella crawls away but avoids Sonya’s attack! Carmella builds speed, to DIVE! She takes out BOTH Fire & Desire!

Fans fire up with Carmella as she brushes Mandy aside to get at Sonya. But then Mandy grabs at Carmella! To get a FABULOUS Kick! Carmella gets back in the ring, to get a standing Shining Wizard! High stack cover, Sonya wins!!

Winner: Sonya Deville, by pinfall

When you fight one, you fight both. Fire & Desire help each other out again, but will this help either of them get towards the top? Or are those WWE Women’s Tag Team titles still on the horizon?

 

The Goddess is backstage on SmackDown.

And so is Nikki! They both use the Wild Card, but Alexa is surprised to see Nikki. Why? Nikki didn’t hear? What? What’s going on? Well better this comes from a friend… After Nikki bumped into Becky and cost Bayley, Bayley participated in social media bullying. Alexa blocked Bayley so she can’t prove it, but obviously Bayley isn’t the huggable friendly girl she pretends to be. She is no better than those that would call Nikki weird, and friendless, and- Oh, sorry. Words hurt. But they can get payback! Alexa set up a match of Bayley VS Nikki. Nikki should use Bayley as the face of those who were mean to her. And don’t hold back. Is Nikki really falling for Alexa’s manipulation? And will she soften the SmackDown Women’s Champion up for Alexa this close to Stomping Grounds?

 

Awwww~ Sacramento~! The New Day returns to SmackDown at full force!

And it’s time to celebrate! Not just the Super Showdown victory, but Big E’s return! Kofimania throws pancakes and Xavier Woods plays the trombone while we go to break.

SmackDown returns and the positivity is still flowing. And “ya boys the NEW~ DAY~” speak on the extremely important day everyone has been waiting for. Today is the true return of Big E! Sacramento chants “Welcome Back!” and Big E says he IS back! Again. The way things went, if Big E had a title for every return, he’d be Charlotte Flair. #BookingJoke. What? No, uh, booking as in a flight… But to get down to business, the boys are back together and will be in a match! They will end the match quickly so Woods can get back to E3. But against “Sam Zayn,” Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler, three men who went against the New Day one time or another.

What happened when Kofi faced Sami? “I beat him.” And then at MITB, against Kevin Owens? “I beat him!” And uh, Ziggler at Super Showdown? “Everybody know I beat that boy!” And at Stomping Grounds, we do it all again, in a Steel Cage! No sneak attacks, no hit and runs, because Ziggler won’t get away from Kofi. And Kofi will remain THE W, W, E- Ziggler interrupts! The Show-Off says he put Kofi on a pedestal and told the world that Kofi earned everything he got, and Kofi betrayed that! Kofi betrayed the WWE Universe, “you coward!” And worst of all, Kofi betrayed himself. There is only one reason Kofi is still champion, and it’s Xavier Woods. Woods did attack Ziggler from the outside, but only because Ziggler hit Woods first. Not that Ziggler cares about the context.

But even now, Kofi must admit it should’ve been Ziggler! But at Stomping Grounds, there will be no where for Kofi to run and hide, and no one to save him from Ziggler! Ziggler and Kofi will be locked in that cage, and then the world will know the truth! That without The New Day and the easy way out, Kofi can NEVER beat Ziggler! Kofi points out the part Ziggler left out: kicking Woods in the face! Did Ziggler not think Woods would retaliate? But now, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn come out! “If there’s one thing that Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn can’t stand, it’s injustice!” That is what is going on here in SmackDown!

Be honest, folks. If Sami kicked Kofi in the face to help Kevin win, everyone would’ve demanded justice for Kofi! Yet for some reason, when things are turned around for Woods to kick “poor, poor Ziggler” so Kofi wins, fans are okay with that?! That tells Sami that the “disgusting people” of the WWE Universe don’t care about justice. They have no morals or ethical code! All that matters is who you like and don’t like! But these two don’t care about what fans like, so shut your mouths! Sami and Kevin will right this wrong. And to be honest, Kevin and Sami enjoy every chance they get to beat up the New Day. Well speaking of enjoyment, the New Day enjoyed seeing Rollins wear Sami’s narrow behind out with that chair on Raw!

Don’t you talk about Sami’s behind! Because if it was anyone else in that referee outfit, Rollins would be fined or worse. But the fans are hypocrites! And the biggest one is the one with the title. Big E says that despite all their talents and ambitions, this WWE Championship run is not about them! It’s about the man who walked through fire to show he is the BEST! Ziggler says Kofi is a coward? But Kofi is gonna kick ass and take names, and that name will be Dolph! And then he’ll remain W, W, E, World, Heavy, Weight, CHAMPION~! And before all that, we get a free preview! “BECAUSE~! New, Day Rocks!” The Six Man Tag will be the main event, but will the New Day really roll into Stomping Grounds?

 

Backstage interview with Smackdown Women’s Champion, Bayley!

Does she have a response to Alexa Bliss’ accusations? Consider the source. Bayley doesn’t have anything against Nikki Cross, but if she’s getting caught in Alexa’s wicked web, so be it. Hopefully Alexa likes watching ringside, because Bayley will beat Nikki, and then give Alexa a Moment of Bliss she won’t ever forget. Will the Twisted Sister keep believing The Goddess’ twisted truth?

 

Aleister Black speaks.

“For the men and women of SmackDown, there is so much conflict, yet so little resolution. Another week goes by, and I offer both, and it’s so simply.” The conflict is someone picks a fight with him, the resolution is Aleister fights that person. Yet there is no one at his door. We don’t have to fight over trivial things like the love of a woman or man or ideology or turf. It could be so much more simple. Aleister wants someone to open his door. The door opens, and Aleister shouts out through it! “Will somebody, anybody, please please I bet of you, PICK A FIGHT, WITH ME!?” But there is no response. Will the Embodiment of the End get the resolution to his thirst for conflict?

 

Bayley VS Nikki Cross w/ Alexa Bliss!

SmackDown returns as Nikki and Alexa make their entrance together. Nikki goes right at the ring, wild as ever. The bell rings, and we begin.

Nikki and Bayley tie up and go around, and Bayley puts Nikki in the corner. Bayley throws fast hands, but backs off, only to get a crossbody from Cross! Nikki thrashes Bayley around then goes to the apron. Bayley dropkicks Nikki off it! Bayley hurries out to come around and daredevil dropkick Nikki down! She puts Nikki back in and covers, ONE! Nikki gets out of the ring and Alexa checks on her “Friend”. Bayley tries the dropkick again but gets caught into the apron! Nikki clubs away on Bayley until she drops to the floor! Nikki puts Bayley in the ring and wrenches her to an inverted DDT! Cover, TWO!

Bayley crawls but Nikki is on her as SmackDown goes picture in picture. Alexa cheers on Nikki as she headbutts Bayley down. Nikki wraps Bayley up in a straitjacket chinlock, but Bayley arm-drags out, only for Nikki to knee her down! Bayley bails out and Nikki wrecks her with a dropkick! Nikki drags Bayley up and into the ring, and then covers, TWO! Bayley gets away but Nikki is right on her with another straitjacket! Nikki thrashes Bayley around, but fans rally up. Bayley fights out by stomping Nikki’s feet, but then Nikki kicks low to hit a neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Alexa grows frustrated but Nikki keeps on Bayley with a half nelson chinbar.

Bayley endures again as fans rally up. Bayley fights her way up but Nikki wrangles her back down. Nikki covers, TWO! Nikki drags Bayley to the corner while SmackDown returns to single picture. She puts Bayley in the Tree of Woe to stomp away! Alexa taunts Bayley but Bayley kicks out of the Tree! Bayley catches Nikki in a hotshot! Bayley gets in and dodges Nikki to then hit a side-to-side knee! Nikki staggers but Bayley rallies with lariats, and a rolling splash! Cover, TWO! Nikki gets up but Bayley tightens that ponytail. Bayley grabs Nikki but gets an elbow! Nikki swings but into a saido suplex! Alexa gets on the apron to distract, Nikki cradle catches Bayley! TWO, and Bayley knees Nikki down again!

Bayley glares at the Goddess before spinning Nikki around. Bayley has Nikki in the drop zone and she climbs up high. She makes sure Alexa sees the Macho Elbow! Cover, Bayley wins!

Winner: Bayley, by pinfall

The Goddess glares back because her puppet failed to win. Will Bayley defeat Alexa to keep the SmackDown Women’s Championship on SmackDown?

 

Jinder Mahal and a referee return to the hall!

But where is the trunk with Truth?! They loaded them on the truck. Truck!? Mahal hurries with referee and crowbar, and there are two trunks! The trunks have to go to Raw in LA next week. Okay then, Mahal will just meet them in LA! But wait, Truth IS still in one!! And Carmella just misses him, too! Is Truth going to stay WWE European 24/7 Champion? Will he even be alive by the time he arrives in Los Angeles?!

 

SmackDown presents a new episode of Firefly Fun House!

Bray finishes putting up a new sign. “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Exit Here.” That sounds familiar… But then Bray notices the audience! Kon’nichiwa, everybody! Bray’s doing some handiwork around here. But Mercy and Rambling Rabbit are fighting! Well Mercy’s tryin’ to eat him again! He ain’t food, dude. Yeah but it’s law of the jungle, dumb bunny! Oh, Mercy. Does Bray have to get The Fiend? Yeah didn’t think so. So how about letting fate decide? Bray covers his ears and… It’s Rambling Rabbit’s lucky day. He may have the floor!

Rambling Rabbit’s got a lot to say, dude. Don’t eat your friends, no matter what! He doesn’t feel safe here anymore. He needs to tell the fans what’s really going on in the Fun House, yo! Bray grabs Rambling Rabbit by the head. “Now why did you have to go and do that?” Bray throws Rambling Rabbit down, and has a mallet! No not the mallet, dude! SMASH! SMASH! And yes, SMASH! Oh is he okay? Doesn’t look it. Bray takes a taste. Yowie wowie, he’s delicious! Which reminds Bray. Today’s sponsor: Rambling Rabbit’s Bohemian Breakfast Spread. Start every morning, with a smash! Now remember, Fireflies. Bray will always light the way. You just have to let him in. Okay bye~!

Is this truly the last we’ve seen of that wascally wabbit?

 

Backstage interview with Apollo Crews.

His match with El Idolo never happened on last week’s SmackDown, only because Andrade Almas attacked before the bell! Apollo still suffered La Sombra, in order to send a message to Finn Balor. Apollo’s response is that he’s not here as someone’s afterthought. He won’t forget what Almas did, so the first chance he gets- “Will be the last mistake you ever make,” Zelina Vega says. She says Almas is in a bad mood, and advises Apollo not to anger him. Or else Almas will make sure Apollo never has another match in the WWE. And apparently Chad Gable is taking notes? On what? And will either Apollo or Almas make good on their word?

 

Six Man Tag: The New Day VS Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn!

We heard both sides say their peace earlier, but who backs up words with a win? Find out after one more commercial break!

SmackDown returns once more, and The New Day once again makes their trio entrance. The teams sort out and Woods starts against Ziggler so they can settle their own business from Super Showdown. The two circle and tie up. Ziggler wrenches the wrist but Woods turns it around. Ziggler gets to the ropes and tells Woods to get back. Woods backs off and the two circle agian. Ziggler gets the leg and then the waistlock on the mat. Woods powers his way up and pries free to another wristlock. Woods yanks the arm then jams it, but keeps on Ziggler. Ziggler punches Woods away, then brings him to the corner to tag Sami. Sami mugs Woods and goes after Woods’ arm now. Sami wrenches Woods to the mat, but Woods fights his way back up.

Woods rolls, breaks free and dropkicks Sami down! Sami goes to the New Day corner and ends up in the Unicorn Stampede! Tag to Kofi, then Big E, then Kofi again. Big E whips Kofi in for a basement dropkick to top it off! Cover, TWO! Kofi whips Sami corner to corner then runs in, but only gets buckles! Kofi tumbles right out of the ring, and Ziggler goes right at him with a BIG lariat! Woods protests but Ziggler gets away with it as he jogs away. The ref counts but Kofi stirs at about 4. Ziggler tags in so he can fetch Kofi into the ring.

Ziggler wraps Kofi up in a sleeper hold and taunts him to tag his friends. Fans rally up and Kofi fights his way up. Kofi fights out with body shots and forearms, but Ziggler shove and dropkicks Kofi out of the ring! Kevin drops a senton behind the ref’s back! Kofimania is in trouble as we go to one more break.

SmackDown returns once more, and Ziggler has Kofi back in the sleeper. The fans rally up and Kofi fights his way up, only for Ziggler to wrangle him back down. Ziggler tags Kevin in and holds Kofi down for Kevin to stomp. Kevin taunts Kofi before standing him up, to only clothesline him down! Fans rally with “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” but Kevin laughs as he picks Kofi up. Kofi fights back but Kevin clubs him and whips him. Kofi goes up and dropkicks Kevin down! Kevin and Kofi both crawl for their corners, hot tags to Sami and Woods! Woods hits Ziggler then dodges Sami to forearm Sami down! And again! Mule kick to front kick to whip. Sami reverses but Woods dodges to slide to roaring elbow!

Fans fire up with Woods as he runs and wrecks Sami and Ziggler with a dropkick! Woods puts Sami back in and then climbs up, but Kevin distracts for Ziggler to trip Woods up! Sami tags Kevin, and Kevin clubs away on Woods! Kevin dropkicks Woods in the back and Woods slumps to the mat. Kevin taunts Big E but fans boo as the ref has to keep Big E back. Ziggler and Sami return to their corner as Kevin puts Woods in. Kevin throws hands then tags Ziggler. Kevin mocks the fans chanting “USA” because now Ziggler is in. Ziggler drags Woods around to rake the eyes against the rope! He lets up at 4 and taunts Kofi with a superkick feint. Sami gets a cheap shot on Woods, but then Ziggler keeps Woods down with a sleeper hold and body scissors.

Woods reaches for ropes but Ziggler keeps him away. Fans rally again and Woods fights up. Woods fights out of the hold, but Ziggler scoops. Woods slips free to roll Ziggler, TWO! Ziggler keeps Woods anchored away from his corner! Woods claws but is still dragged away by the grapevine. Tag to Sami and Sami stomps Woods out. Sami grins as he drags Woods up for crossface forearms. He drives his knee into Woods’ back then puts on a chinlock. Woods endures again and fans rally up for him. Woods gets up and fights out, and CHOPS Sami back! And again, and again! Sami haymakers and Woods falls. Sami rains down rights then SLAPS Woods around! Fans boo but Sami does back off to tag Kevin.

Kevin stomps Woods and scoops him for a slam. He goes to the corner and hops up, moonsault hits Woods on the side! Cover, TWO!! Woods survives after not dodging in time, but Kevin keeps on Woods with clubbing forearms. Kevin whips Woods but Woods gives him a DDT! Both men are down and Sacramento fires up once more! Hot tags to Ziggler and BIG E!! Big E throws Ziggler way overhead! And again! And then baits Ziggler into the belly2belly! But Big E keeps moving with the hip swivel and BIG SPLASH! Big E still isn’t done, he gets fans fired up. Ziggler crawls to the apron but Big E runs, into Ziggler’s knee! Ziggler runs in to kick and- No, Big E dodges the Famouser to scoop Ziggler! Tag to Kofi and Kofi climbs up, but Ziggler slips out!

Smai tags in and Ziggler SUPERKICKS Big E! Kofi goes at Ziggler but gets eyes raked. Sami grabs Kofi, but Kofi escapes and lets the SUPERKICK hit Sami! Woods takes the SUPERKICK for Kofi, and then Kofi hits Trouble In Paradise on Ziggler! Another Trouble in Paradise for Smai! Cover, The New Day wins!!

Winners: The New Day, Kofi pinning

And Kofimania has momentum for Stomping Grounds! Will a steel cage be a difference maker in the rematch of Kofi VS Ziggler? Or will Kofi remain the W, W, E, World, Heavy, Weight, Champion?

 


 

My Thoughts:

Much like Raw last night, SmackDown shrugs off the disappointment of Super Showdown to head for WWE Stomping Grounds with some good stuff. Again, a lot of recycled material, but SmackDown has the good material. We open pretty strong with a “reluctant” Miz TV to keep Miz’s story with Shane alive. Honestly, it should’ve only ever been Shane and Miz but whatever. Miz obviously gets the worst of it when Shane puts him in a double header, and then adds insult to injury making him have that rematch after all. The trilogy ends not with a bang, but with a lot of Shane Heel Heat that just seems unnecessary to do at this point in time. Once again, WWE should’ve found a way to wait until Extreme Rules, because as I said on Raw, Miz getting to go off like that would be great for everyone.

Given how Fire & Desire are bullying Carmella and Ember Moon, I’m expecting a team-up of Fabulous & War Goddess to get back at them. Which again begs the question, what is going on with the Women’s Tag Team Division? Where are Asuka, Kairi and Paige to call out the IIconics and get that tag title match going already!? Clearly Nikki and Alexa are moving aside for the time being, as Alexa really is the Heel manipulating poor Nikki into doing her dirty work. Bayley VS Nikki was a good match, and would be great if that was for the title, but nope. I still believe Nikki will eventually see through Alexa’s act and they’ll have some kind of match. Pretty sure I said much of this for Raw, but this is how it goes with the Wild Card Rule not so much breaking as blurring the brand split.

Truth is a treasure and he was literally stuck in a trunk after being stuck in an elevator. Obviously now we won’t need to worry about social media posts from the WWE 24/48/7/11 European Television Champion for the week. But it would be the perfect thing if next Monday on Raw, that trunk was opened and Truth popped out with such relief, only to get covered by whoever happened to be there. As great as Truth is as champion right now, it will freshen up things if he’s finally on the hunt. I’m also still waiting for the first female 24/7 Champion to truly make this belt something special.

I was really hoping Bryan & Rowan were going to win those YOLO County tag titles so they could recycle them per their gimmick. But a Heavy Machinery squash match is always fun to watch. These four could easily have a title match at Stomping Grounds, but Washington state is Bryan Country, so I think Bryan & Rowan win there. I wonder if we’d get Planet’s Tag Team Champions VS New Day, especially if the sustainable organic belts arrive to basically recreate Wrestlemania when The New Day threw those away to bring back the current blue belts. Honestly, SmackDown needs more tag teams, maybe the extra ones on Raw come over. I guess Vince just hates tag team wrestling regardless of gender.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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