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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Road Results & Report! (2/21/20)

On the road again!

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NJPW New Japan Road

NJPW continues down this road to the Anniversary Show!

NJPW isn’t stopping yet! It’s day 2 of New Japan Road in Korakuen Hall with two more championship matches! Will LIJ still say NEVER?

 

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Toru Yano, Ryusuke Taguchi & Colt Cabana; LIJ wins and retains the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships.
  • IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Guerrillas of Destiny VS Hiroshi Tanahashi & Kota Ibushi; Tanahashi & Ibushi win and become the new IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions.

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NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Toru Yano, Ryusuke Taguchi & Colt Cabana!

The Dragon, Shingo Takagi, went through a grueling defense of his NEVER Openweight Championship just yesterday to retain the title. Mega Coach Taguchi also went through an incredible IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match alongside Rocky Romero, only to fall short. What affects will those matches have on this trios championship showdown?

The introductions are made, but the belts can’t be raised because Yano stole them! And he pretends to have no idea what anyone is talking about. Maybe someone took them? That’s it! LIJ attacks the jokers and Red Shoes rings the bell to put this on the record. LIJ triple whip but Yano, Taguchi and Cabana all hold onto the ropes. The jokers bail out and Yano reveals the belts were under the ring the entire time! He and his team hold them up high and claim they’re already the champions. Bye~! But Red Shoes tells them to please be serious and hand the belts over. Cabana doesn’t want to and Yano tries to explain to Red Shoes that if they have the belts, they’re the champs. Red Shoes insists that’s not how this works, so Yano and team reluctantly hand over the belts.

Yano, Taguchi and Cabana apologize for the misunderstanding, but LIJ doesn’t care. The ring count begins and Yano tells Red Shoes to shut up! The count doesn’t stop and Yano’s team argues about who goes in first. Taguchi gives baseball signs, but the count passes 10 of 20! Who’s going?! 15 of 20! 17! 19!! Taguchi slides in, but he’s all alone against LIJ! Fans rally for Taguchi as he tries to call a time-out. There’re no time-outs in wrestling! LIJ stomps Taguchi 3v1! Cabana and Yano protest and Red Shoes reprimands LIJ. Evil and Bushi back of and Takagi drags Taguchi up. The two men who already went through big matches are 1v1 as Takagi bumps Taguchi off buckles. Takagi grinds a boot into Taguchi’s head then stands on him! Red Shoes counts and Takagi lets up at 4.

Taguchi crawls and almost reaches his corner, but Takagi catches him in time! Takagi elbows Taguchi then whips him to ropes. Taguchi leaps but the Funky Weapon is caught into an atomic drop! Takagi SPANKS Taguchi, and again, and again! Takagi runs but into the hip attack! Fans rally and Yano tags in! Yano orders the timekeeper to ring the bell and call the match, but that’s still not how this works. Takagi attacks Yano and puts him in a corner with back elbows. Takagi whips but Yano reverses, then Yano goes to untie a buckle pad! Yano gets it undone, evades Takagi, and hurries to untie the other pad! Yano arms himself with one, but Takagi grabs the other! And yet Yano protests what Takagi’s up to?

Takagi and Yano battle with buckle pad swords! Takagi has much more power and he disarms Yano, but Yano kicks low! Yano grabs the pad and swings but Takagi ducks to LARIAT through the pad! Red Shoes confiscates the pads and Takagi demands he get to have one. Yano grabs the belts in the distraction! He’s trying to steal them again! Evil and Bushi stop him, so Cabana and Taguchi go to reinforce Yano. Evil beats Cabana down, and Takagi whips him into railing! Bushi and Evil stomp the thieving Yano as Takagi SMACKS Cabana on the back with the buckle pad! Bushi and Evil stomp Taguchi and take back their belts. Takagi rams Cabana into railings and a post, and then goes back into the ring. Bushi puts Yano in and Takagi stomps him down.

Takagi brings Yano up and wrenches. Yano knows Takagi is aiming for an open corner and holds tight to the ropes! “Yada, yada, yada!” Yano doesn’t want to! Takagi keeps pulling but Yano rakes his eyes! Yano whips but Takagi stops himself. “CHIKUSHO!” Yano is upset as he runs in, and Takagi sends him into exposed buckles! Takagi runs, and runs Yano over! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Takagi tags Bushi. Bushi climbs up, Takagi brings Yano over for the missile dropkick! Bushirooni! Bushi puts on a chinlock and even hooks the nose. He rakes Yano’s face and then stomps Yano down. Tag to Evil and he hits Cabana down. Evil drags Yano up to wrench and whip to the other exposed corner!

Yano stops himself, but walks into a kick. Evil goes to run but Yano grabs his hair! Evil kicks and whips but Yano reverses to hit a hair-yanking neckbreaker! Both men are down, fans rally up, hot tag to Cabana! Cabana shoulders Evil and bumps him off buckles. Cabana tumbles in and sunset flips, but Evil rolls through. Evil swings on Cabana but Cabana ducks to JAB, JAB, JAB! Power up the BIONIC ELBOW! Cabana dodges Bushi, BIONIC ELBOW! Takagi looks to step in, but then steps out, but then steps in. Evil attacks Cabana during the distraction! Bushi joins in and LIJ double whip Cabana. Cabana ducks, springboards, DOUBLE QUEBRADA! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Cabana as he brings Evil up. Cabana whips Evil, Evil reverses, Cabana just manages to stop himself. Cabana gets under Evil’s boot to CHOP!

Evil puts up a boot but Cabana blocks it to spin Evil. Evil blocks Cabana’s boot and gives it to Red Shoes! MULE KICK! Takagi hits Taguchi down and LIJ regroups. They have Cabana in a corner, double whip and Cabana hits bare buckles! Takagi runs in, corner clothesline! Bushi hits a big knee! Evil runs in, but Cabana ducks and Yano SMACKS Evil with a buckle pad! Superman Clutch! Cover, but Bushi breaks it in time! Yano throws Bushi out and regroups with Cabana. They double whip Evil, Evil gets around to shove Cabana into Yano. Evil kicks Cabana, uses Yano as the platform, but Yano doesn’t want to! Takagi RAMS Yano to complete MAGIC KILLER! Cover, but Yano breaks it up! Takagi throws Yano out and Evil stalks Cabana to a corner. Fans rally up as Evil runs corner to corner, corner clothesline!

Evil puts Cabana up top, climbs up to join him, but Cabana fights back! Cabana hits a Bionic Elbow! Evil holds on but Cabana keeps hitting him. Cabana powers it up, BIONIC ELBOW! SUPERMAN- MONKEY FLIP! Cabana hits bare buckles again and both men are down! Fans rally up as Evl and Cabana crawl, hot tags to Bushi and Taguchi! Funky Weapon for Bushi! Funky Weapon for Takagi! Takagi and Bushi are on the ropes, Taguchi starts up the Funky Weapon Train! Bushi, then Takagi, back to Bushi, repeat! Bushi ends up hanging out of the ring, so Taguchi slides and hip attacks him back in! Taguchi aims as Bushi staggers up, springboard hip attack! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally as Taguchi brings Bushi up. Taguchi suplexes but Bushi slips out to underhook and backslide. Taguchi rolls through, hip attack! Cover, TWO! Into the ANKLE LOCK! Taguchi twists Bushi’s leg as Yano trips Takagi up on the apron. Cabana slides out to keep Evil out, but Bushi crawls around. Bushi reaches, and gets the ropebreak! Taguchi lets go but he calls upon the powers of Shinsuke! Taguchi runs corner to corner, but gets bare buckles! Evil clotheslines, Takagi clotheslines, Evil mule kicks and Bushi backstabber! LIJ guards Bushi as he covers, TWO! Taguchi lives and fans cheer.

Bushi climbs up as Taguchi stands. Taguchi ducks MX and Yano throws Bushi down. Evil runs Yano over, Cabana tilt-o-whirl headscissors Evil! Takagi swings on Cabana but gets a JAB! JAB! Cabana powers up but Takagi LARIATS! Takagi distracts Red Shoes as Bushi has a belt! Taguchi ducks the belt shot and kicks back! Taguchi grabs the belt, but Bushi turns him around! The belt is a shield, but Bushi doesn’t spray! Until Taguchi lets his guard down! The black mist hits, Bushi back slides and bridges Taguchi, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Champions)

The Bushi Roll finishes it off, and though LIJ never lost the titles, they have the belts back! Will Shingo and his allies lead the charge into making the Openweight Division a spotlight attraction for NJPW?

 

IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Guerrillas of Destiny VS Hiroshi Tanahashi & Kota Ibushi!

Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa just got these titles back while in the United States and must now defend them against a dynamic duo! Will the The Ace and the Golden Star be golden together? Or can not even their powers combined surpass GoD?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and the true test of two individuals coming together as a team begins!

The teams sort out and after a Low Sweet, Loa steps up to face Tanahashi. Fans are obviously on Tanahashi’s side with chants of “GO ACE!” Tanahashi and Loa circle, tie up, and Loa powers Tanahashi to the ropes. Tanahashi turns it around, then lets off with the ropebreak. Fans chant even louder as Tanahashi and Loa tie up again. Tanahashi waistlocks and shifts to a headlock. Loa tries to power out but Tanahashi holds tight. Tanahashi grinds on the hold but Loa bearhugs back. Tanahashi cranks harder, so Loa pulls hair! The ref counts but Tanahashi grabs Loa’s beard! Tanahashi gets the headlock back but Loa pulls hair again. They end up in a corner, Red Shoes counts, but Loa lets up. To throw a punch! Tanahashi gets clear and gives a little air guitar.

Fans rally up as Tanahashi waits for Loa. Loa tags to Tama, and Tanahashi tags Ibushi! Now fans chant for Ibushi as he waits on the Bad Boy. Tama takes his time and circles with Ibushi. Tama gets annoyed and rushes Ibushi. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and Tama headlocks. Tama grinds the hold but Ibushi powers out. Tama runs Ibushi over, but Ibushi kips up! Fans cheer as Ibushi shrugs at Tama. Tama runs him over again, but Ibushi kips back up! Tama runs, Ibushi leaps over and things speed up. Ibushi enziguris Tama right down! Fans fire up for Ibushi as he kicks and clubs Tama. Ibushi throws forearms and runs, but Tama runs him over with an elbow! Loa hits Tanahashi off the apron then goes after him on the outside. Tama stomps Ibushi then scoop slams him!

Loa rams Tanahashi into the apron while Tama stalks Ibushi. Tama drags Ibushi up and suplexes! Ibushi ends up in the GoD corner and Tama scrapes Ibushi’s face. Tag to Loa and Tama clubs Ibushi down. Loa bumps Ibushi off buckles then stomps a mudhole. Red Shoes counts, Loa lets up, but goes back to grind his boot in. Red Shoes counts again and Loa lets up. Fans rally for Ibushi and Ibushi throws body shots and elbows! Ibushi fights his way out of the corner, but Loa kicks back. Loa whips, Ibushi reverses and dropkicks! Both men are down but Ibushi tags in Tanahashi! Tanahashi throws big forearms on Loa and whips. Loa reverses but Tanahashi baseball slides Jado! The Ace knows the Heater will try anything if he gets close!

Loa runs in but Tanahashi blocks the boot, to a DRAGON SCREW! Tama runs in but he gets a DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up with Tanahashi as he has Loa in a corner. Tanahashi throws body shots then scoop slams Loa down. Tanahashi hops up, second rope somersault senton! Cover, TWO! Fans again cheer, “GO ACE!” as Tanahashi watches Loa slowly rise. Tama distracts Red Shoes as Tanahashi runs, Jado SMACKS Tanahashi with the kendo stick! The Heater gets away with something after all. Loa sucker punches Ibushi for good measure before going to Tanahashi. Loa throaws Tanahashi out as Tama sends Ibushi into and OVER railing! Fans shout as Loa scoops Tanahashi to snake eyes him on railing!

Tama and Loa regroup and mug Tanahashi at the rails. GoD drags Tanahashi up to mug more, right in front of the fans. Ibushi tries to hep but Loa decks him! Tanahashi puts Tanahashi in then clubs Ibushi down! Tama mugs Ibushi while Loa goes after Tanahashi. Loa drops an elbow, and then another, and then scrapes Tanahashi’s face! Fans rally up but Loa drags Tanahashi up. Loa scoops Tanahashi, tags Tama then slams Tanahashi down. Tama slingshot sentons! Loa adds his own slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! The Ace lives and fans rally up again. Tama snarls as he drags Tanahashi up for headbutts! Tanahashi grits his teeth as Tama headbutts more! And more! Tanahashi gives headbutts back!

Tama body shots then whips Tanahashi to a corner. Tama runs in but into boots! He tries again but gets an elbow. Tanahashi goes up, springboard crossbody! Both men are down but fans fire up. Tanahashi crawls, hot tag to Ibushi! The Golden Star springboards to missile dropkick Loa! Tama clubs Ibushi and whips, but Ibushi goes up and over. Ibushi hits a SNAP-RANA! Fans cheer as Ibushi and Tama stand. Ibushi fires off a strike fest! Back kick and Mid Kick! Standing Moonsault! Cover, TWO! Ibushi has a cut on his eyebrow but he doesn’t let it bother him. Ibushi drags Tama up, Tama elbows out of the waistlock, and catches Ibushi into a Complete Shot!

Tag to Loa and Loa drags Ibushi up. Loa rams Ibushi into a corner! Tama hits a corner splash! Loa hits a SPINE BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ibushi survives and fans are still strongly behind him. Loa looms over Ibushi and drags him up. Loa scoops and aims for the corner, but Ibushi slips out! Ibushi swings a kick but Loa gets under to kick low. Loa knees but misses the enziguri! Ibushi dead lift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Both men are down and fans rally again. Hot tag to Tanahashi! Tanahashi throws hands on Loa then whips. Loa reverses but Tanahashi dropkicks the legs out! Tanahashi goes after the leg but Loa clubs him back. Loa lifts but Tanahashi slips out and dodges, to run into a SPEAR! Loa uses that UTEP football training to perfect use!

Tag to Tama and Tama stalks Tanahashi. Tama runs in, but the splashes misses! Tanahashi hits flying forearms! Tanahashi runs but no slingblade, Tama back suplexes! Tama calls to his brother and the GoD go after Tanahashi together. Loa drags Tanahashi up to uppercut into Tama’s leaping neckbreaker! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi lives but GoD bring him back up. Loa holds Tanahashi up but Tanahashi fights out of the Magic Killer! Tanahashi uppercuts Tama! Then uppercuts Loa! Tama grabs Tanahashi in a dragon sleeper, Loa picks Tanahashi up, GUERRILLA WARFARE! Cover, but Ibushi breaks it! Loa LARIATS Ibushi inside-out! Ibushi flops out of the ring and GoD focuses on Tanahashi again.

Tama drags Tanahashi up, brings him up for Loa to hold, MAGIC KILLER!! But they’re not going to cover!? GoD wants Tanahashi to pay for thinking he and Ibushi could become champions together! Loa goes up top and Tama brings Tanahashi up. Ibushi runs back in and goes up to, to give Loa a SUPER STEINER! Tama leaps but no Gun Stun! Ibushi swings a kick, Tama gets under, GUN STUN! Tama shouts for the Super Powerbomb and gives Tanahashi to Loa. Loa RAMS Tanahashi into the buckle, Tama adds his splash! Loa goes up, Tama suplexes Tanahashi up, but Tanahashi snap suplexes back! Tanahashi gets Loa for TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tama leaps, no Gun Stun, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Fans fire up with Tanahashi, SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO!!

Tanahashi won’t stop, he just heads up top! HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, but Jado yanks Red Shoes out!! The Heater plays dumb as he screws the Ace over. Fans rally up as Tanahashi and Tama stir. Loa has a belt as Tanahashi shouts at Red Shoes. BELT SHOT! Loa stomps Tanahashi over and over and grinds his foot in. Loa clubs IBushi down and puts him in the ring. GoD stomps Ibushi, and Tama has the belt. Loa brings Ibushi up, Tama runs in, but Ibushi ducks! Loa gets the BELT SHOT! ROUNDHOUSE for Tama! Ibushi is all fired up as he gives Tama KAMIGOYE!! Red Shoes is still recovering as Ibushi PLANCHAS onto Loa and Jado! The fans are thunderous as Tanahashi and Tama are both down. Ibushi gets Red Shoes in and shouts to Tanahashi to finish!

Tanahashi flounders his way to a corner and manages to climb up top. Ibushi keeps Jado and Loa down as Tanahashi leaps, HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, Tanahashi & Ibushi win!!!

Winners: Hiroshi Tanahashi & Kota Ibushi, by pinfall (NEW IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions)

The Golden Aces are truly golden!! Ibushi and Tanahashi celebrate this dream team dream come true! Tanahashi becomes a three-time champion, the last time being alongside Shinsuke Nakamura, the other of Ibushi’s role models. Young Lions help these two put on the belts, and the champions truly feel like champions as they pose for the cameras. Tanahashi takes up the mic as fans again chant, “GO ACE!”

“Everyone, thank you very much!” One fan shouts, “Tanahashi, you look cool as hell!” Tanahashi again says thanks. And Tanahashi really just has one more thing to say. He wants everyone to enjoy pro-wrestling! He and Ibushi, they really did it! “From now on, we’re going to face a whole range of different opponents!” And that is something very exciting for these two. Tanahashi has to catch his breath, but he claims he’s not tired. Even so, the air guitar may have to wait until next time. “Because we’re going to hold these belts forever, so there will be a next time.” Tanahashi then shouts a declaration, only for he and Ibushi to be attacked!

It’s Suzuki-Gun, Taichi and Zack Sabre Jr! They stomp Tanahashi but Ibushi fights back! Ibushi fires off on ZSJ but Taichi LOW BLOWS! ZSJ lifts, Taichi SUPERKICKS, ZACK DRIVER! Taichi pulls the title belt off Tanahashi and drags him up. He holds Tanahashi up when ZSJ hits a DRAGON SCREW! And another! And then a Half Crab with heel hook, into another heel hook! Taichi mockingly asks if Tanahashi gives up. Tanahashi refuses, but Taichi keeps asking. Taichi gets in Tanahashi’s face and makes him nod. Well if Tanahashi isn’t going to give up, they’ll give him no choice! Taichi Alabama lifts Tanahashi, ZSJ helps get Tanahashi around, assisted BLACK MEPHISTO! Or perhaps, ZACK Mephisto.

Fans boo as the “Dangerous Tekkers” sit on the champions. ZSJ grabs the mic to say, “Oi! Do you chodes think…” Fans interrupt with their jeers so ZSJ tells the “dickheads” to shut it. “Your face is red from one beer, dickhead, shut up! Urusei!” But ZSJ continues to say that the NJPW Heavyweight Tag Team Division is a “load of bullocks,” and it’ll take more than “these two princesses” to save it. ZSJ tells us who will save it: Z and Dangerous T, the Dangerous Tekkers. Taichi, take over in Japanese, please. “What he said.” But Taichi asks Tanahashi what he was even going on about, saying he loves the fans. Love left Taichi long ago. Taichi says NJPW tag team pro-wrestling is dead without him and ZSJ.

This devious team holds up the championship belts, and then Taichi tells the fans to go home if they don’t like it. Taichi and ZSJ give the belts back to Ibushi and Tanahashi to “hold onto,” and then “congratulate” them for the win. Fans boo as Z and T take their leave, but will they look to hunt the champions down like a pack of wolves?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A really surprising turn of events for NJPW on a really good second night of New Japan Road. The 6 Man Tag championship match had a hilarious start, and had a lot of great humor throughout, but that’s expected with having both Yano and Taguchi in the match. Naturally, Los Ingobernables de Japon retained the championships to extend their reign. As I said in yesterday’s New Japan Road coverage, this is a great sign that Takagi is becoming the NJPW workhorse having both NEVER championships and therefore being able to take on many different opponents. NJPW is also cleverly using their two double champions differently: Naito defends both titles at the same time while Takagi must defend his championships separately, so you can tell both kinds of stories at the same time.

The big surprise is that Guerrillas of Destiny lost! The story was of course that a new team of individuals couldn’t possibly beat an experienced team of blood brothers. But that should’ve been the reason to expect this upset victory. Tanahashi and Ibushi getting the championships leads to another newly established team of individuals with Dangerous Tekkers. ZSJ and Taichi each looked like they were after other things, such as ZSJ wanting the IWGP United States Championship from Jon Moxley and Taichi wanting to dethrone Okada as face of NJPW. But I suppose while Moxley is busy in AEW, ZSJ will do this on the side. Also, ZSJ lost his Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Championship to Will Ospreay during a Rev-Pro event, which I wish I knew about sooner. Therefore, ZSJ won’t be a double champion any time soon, but he can start from scratch here.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

 


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