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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (5/28/20)

NXT UK has MORE Hidden Gems!

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NEW NXT UK

NXT UK shares more hidden treasures!

Finn Balor, Matt Riddle, Rhea Ripley, the Grizzled Young Veterans and more are featured in these never-before-seen NXT UK matches!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 3/7/2020 – Finn Balor VS Kenny Williams; Balor wins.
  • 10/5/19 – Rhea Ripley VS Nina Samuels; Ripley wins.
  • 6/16/19 – Killian Dain VS Travis Banks; Dain wins.
  • 7/19/19 – Six Man Tag: Joseph Conners & Grizzled Young Veterans VS Matt Riddle & The Street Profits; Riddle & The Profits win.

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Andy Shepherd welcomes us back to another special episode!

This week, he and Tom Phillips dive into the archives to find never-before-seen footage! One of the great things about NXT UK is you never know just who shows up for the events.

Finn Balor VS Kenny Williams!

Case in point, The Prince showed up in Coventry! Balor was aiming for Walter at the time, what message did he send the NXT UK Champion through the Lucky Yin?

Conventry is fired up to see “Finn! Finn!” The bell rings and Balor circles with Williams. They approach as fans sing and cheer. They tie up but Finn kicks and clubs Williams hard! Balor whips and says, “This is for Jordan!” as he elbows Williams down! Cover, TWO! Balor is right on Williams with a thrashing chinlock. Balor elbows Williams down then wraps him up again. Williams endures and fights his way up, but Balor wrangles him back down. Williams keeps fighting but Balor keeps grinding him down. Balor cranks harder but Williams just keeps working at the hold. Williams fights up and hits a jawbreaker! Williams whips but Balor reverss, only for Williams to hurdle and springboard back for an elbow! Balor flounders into an arm-drag! Williams has the arm and grinds on the shoulder. Williams drops a leg on the arm!

Balor gets up to the ropes and kicks Williams back. Balor bumps Williams off buckles and throws hands. Balor CHOPS and Williams is gasping for air. Williams pushes but Balor whips him corner to corner. Williams goes up and over and huricarnanas Balor to a corner! Fans duel as Williams runs corner to corner to forearm smash! Williams snapmares and Penalty Kicks Balor down! Cover, TWO! Balor staggers about but Williams goes after him. Balor knees low, sweeps the legs and stomps away at the ropes! Balor lets up at 4 and fans boo, but Balor goes back to stomping. The ref reprimands Balor but Balor just keeps stomping! Balor lets up at 4 and Williams flops out but fans cheer as he wrecks Williams with a dropkick! Balor puts Williams in, covers, TWO! Williams checks his jaw while Balor paces.

Balor stalks Williams to a corner and CHOPS! Williams staggers to another corner but Balor CHOPS him again! Balor whips Williams corner to corner and CHOPS! And then back the other way for another CHOP! And then a third CHOP! Balor snapmares Williams and returns the Penalty Kick! Cover, TWO! Fans chant, “You Killed Kenny!” but Balor says he also got Gargano, Riddle, and will get Walter. Fans like the sound of that. Balor throws forearms on Williams, then drags Williams up for more. Fans taunt, “Walter’s gonna kill~ you!” but Balor says Walter won’t even have a chance. Balor returns to Williams and Williams ROCKS him! Williams ROCKS Balor again then hits a buckle bulldog! Balor rushes back in but into an enziguri! Williams springboards and missile dropkicks! Then kips up! Williams runs, yo-yos and LARIATS! Cover, TWO!

Williams grows frustrated but fans rally for “Finn! Finn!” Balor stands, Williams runs, into a SLING BLADE! Williams flounders up but BOOTS Balor first! Williams throws Balor out then runs to wreck him with another dropkick! Williams skins the cat to DIVE! Direct hit and Williams puts Balor in the ring! Williams climbs as fans rally, and leaps! BIG flying uppercut! Cover, TWO!! Williams grows further frustrated but Balor is a top tier superstar for a reason. Williams aims from a corner as Balor stands. Williams runs, wheelbarrows, but Balor pops him off for the elbow drop DDT! Balor hits the SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Williams is down, Balor goes up, COUP DE GRACE! But that’s not enough for The Prince. “I hope you’re watching, Walter.” 1916!! Cover, Balor wins!

Winner: Finn Balor, by pinfall

The Prince didn’t need luck, he’s just #TooSweet. He wants after Walter, but in the present must settle scores with Damian Priest. Will Balor make sure the Archer of Infamy will never #LiveForever?

 

Rhea Ripley VS Nina Samuels!

In the present, The Mosh Pit Kid is just weeks away from fighting for the NXT Women’s Championship at TakeOver: In Your House! But back in October, she was still coming off losing the NXT UK Women’s Championship to Toni Storm. Does the Leading Lady have a role to play in Rhea’s road to history?

The bell rings and Rhea ties up with Nina. Rhea powers Nina to a corner but lets off. The fans rally for Rhea and that upsets Nina. Nina comes back to circle with Rhea. They tie up, go around, and Rhea wrenches to a wristlock. Nina spins through but Rhea wrangles her down hard! Nina gets up as fans cheer Rhea more, and Nina rolls and handsprings, only for Rhea to wrangle her again. Rhea wrenches more but Nina cartwheels and goes for a hip toss. Rhea blocks that to hip toss Nina instead! Rhea drags Nina up to a grinding headlock. Nina endures, pulls hair and gets a headlock. Rhea powers Nina up and to a corner. Rhea pats Nina’s head but Nina pushes and jumps! But into Rhea’s arms! Rhea pops Nina up for a suplex! Fans cheer but Nina bails out.

Nina is frustrated and wants a breather. Rhea builds speed and slides, but Nina gets under the dropkick to bounce Rhea off the apron! Nina puts Rhea in to cover, TWO! Nina kicks Rhea while she’s down and brings her to buckles for a bump. Nina elbows then snapmares Rhea, to a neck snapper! Cover, TWO! Nina clamps onto Rhea with a straitjacket stretch! The fans rally as Rhea endures and fights her way up. Rhea throws Nina but Nina cartwheels, only for Rhea to dropkick her down! Rhea whips corner to corner hard, then whips the other way. Nina flounders out into a spin and cravat knees! Rhea snapmares and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO!

Rhea keeps her cool and stalks Nina to the apron. Nina hotshots Rhea and then counter ROUNDHOUSES! Slingshot splash! Cover, TWO! Nina grows frustrated but composes herself as she brings Rhea up. Nina whips Rhea but Rhea wrenches and pump handles! RIPTIDE!! Cover, Rhea wins!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall

The Aussie Nightmare’s dominance in NXT UK continued, but can she reestablish herself in NXT America?

 

Killian Dain VS Travis Banks!

The 2019 Download Festival saw Big Damo return to the UK, and he ran right into the Kiwi Buzzsaw! Does the Beast of Belfast keep himself from being ripped to shreds?

The bell rings and Banks circles with Dain. They tie up, and Dain pushes Banks to the corner. That is the difference of a heavyweight and a Cruiserweight in strength. Banks comes back, dodges and kicks the leg. And again! That is the difference in speed. Dain backs Banks to a corner but Banks dodges and kicks away! Banks baits Dain out, runs and collides shoulders, but Dain doesn’t budge. Dain dares Banks to try that again, so Banks does. Banks runs into Dain but bounces off! Dain scoops, Banks slips out and kicks the legs out! Banks runs to SHOTGUN KNEE! Cover, ONE!? Dain is seething, but Banks keeps kicking! Banks SUPERKICKS then runs, into a pop-up FLAPJACK! Dain drops the senton! Fans cheer while Dain seethes and Banks writhes.

Dain hobbles around Banks and drags him up. Dain CLUBS Banks down, then puts him in a corner. Dain whips corner to corner hard, and revels in the cheers from the fans. Banks sits up but Dain is on him right away. Dain puts Banks sideways in the corner then runs side to side to KNEE Banks down! Banks writhes and rolls away but Dain covers, TWO! Dain drags Banks around to put on a half camel clutch. Banks endures the crank and fans rally up. Banks fights his way up but Dain CLUBS him back down. Dain stands on Banks’ back at the ropes! Dain lets off at 4 but comes back to bring Banks up. Dain hits a fisherman suplex and covers, TWO! Dain brings Banks back into a crossface camel clutch! The fans rally as Banks endures again.

Dain bends Banks back but Banks gets to his feet. Banks throws body shots but Dain scoops to slam him! Dain dares Banks to get up and Banks slowly sits up. Dain scoops him again for another slam! And it’s back to the crossface camel clutch! Banks endures as fans rally again, and he fights up to his feet. Banks throws more body shots but Dain pushes him away. Dain runs into a boot! Banks kicks the leg again and again, but Dain kicks low to whip. Dain runs into another boot, and Banks sweeps the legs! Dain hits buckles, Banks goes corner to corner, hesitation dropkick! Banks keeps moving as Dain bails out. Apron Penalty Kick! Dain staggers to the ramp and fans rally up. Banks builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit takes Dain down!

Banks fires up and puts Dain in, then climbs up the corner. Banks leaps, DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Dain survives and Banks grits his teeth. Fans rally and Banks runs to the corner. Dain avoids Slice of Heaven to give Banks the DIVIDE! Cover, TWO!! The crushing crossbody didn’t break Banks and Dain is furious! Dain drags Banks up to a fireman’s carry but Banks slips out. Banks shotgun dropkicks Dain away and then corner enziguris! Dain sits down, Banks jumps to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Banks keeps his focus as Dain stands up. But Dain catches Slice of Heaven to the Electric Chair! Banks fights to get the victory roll, TWO! Dain fireman’s carries and wasteland SLAMS Banks, for another SENTON! VADER BOMB! Cover, Dain wins!

Winner: Killian Dain, by pinfall

The Belfast Blitz breaks the Kiwi Buzzsaw! When and where will we see Big Damo return to the ring?

 

NXT UK is still Gallus’ kingdom.

Joe Coffey, his brother Mark, and Wolfgang have the “pack mentality.” Since day one, it is them against the world. “No one likes us, and we don’t care.” #GallusBoysOnTop next week!

 

Jospeph Conners and the Grizzle Young Veterans are in the ring.

It was July of 2019 in Plymouth as Zack Gibson introduced himself, James Drake and the Righteous Killer beside them. Liverpool’s Number One and Mr. Mayhem were NXT UK Tag Team Championships, “and for one night only, we are joined by Joseph Conners.”

Gibson says he sat backstage all night listening to the “punters” try to steal the show and make it about them! Daft jokes, daft chants, pointing shoes in the air. This only makes the fans taunt Gibson with, “If you hate Gibson, shoes off~!” Gibson may not have the best eyes, but he can see the “wet toes” from here. “Put your dirty little shoes back on those Hobbit feet and listen when your champs are speaking!” The GYV and Conners want a warm-up to stay ready and conditioned. So they are here to prove a point. Gibson gives the mic to Drake but before he can talk, the fans taunt him with “Arse Face,” per his ring gear. NXT UK takes a break while Drake composes himself.

NXT UK returns and Drake has given the mic to Conners instead. “We are willing to take on the best that NXT UK has to offer!” In fact, scratch that. It’s about taking on what the WORLD has to offer! And answering the call are the STREET PROFITS! The then prime NXT Tag Team Champions, Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins, are bringing the swag to Plymouth! Fans cheer as Ford tells Conners to “Shut up, man!” But hey, it’s the NXT UK Tag Team Champions! So cool to finally meet. But with the Profits finally in the UK, they have a friend who checked in with them. The fans know who this is, and Ford gives him a call. Boop. “Bro…” Matt Riddle is back on NXT UK! The Original Bro and the Profits high five the fans as they go around and into the ring. The #Brofits are going to give Conners and GYV that “warm up,” but what condition will they be in after?

Six Man Tag: Joseph Conners & Grizzled Young Veterans VS Matt Riddle & The Street Profits!

Riddle kicks off his sandals and one goes flying at James Drake. Drake grabs it and throws it back, just as Riddle drops down. Riddle is already riled up but the ref has him wait. The GYV raise their title belts, but so do the Profits. Fans love “NXT! NXT!” for this international instant classic! Riddle starts with Drake, and this showdown begins as worlds collide!

Fans troll Drake with the song of “Arse Face” as Riddle and Drake stand off. Riddle rushes Drake and Drake hurries away to tag to Conners. Conners and Riddle circle, and Conners tries to get a chant but the fans say, “No! No!” Riddle and Conners tie up, Riddle waistlocks and slams Conners down! Conners flounders away and the Profits troll him with “Whoa! Whoa!” Conners tells them to shut up and circles with Riddle in a huff. Riddle and Conners tie up again, Riddle headlocks and gets the takeover. Conners tries to make it a cover, ONE and Riddle grinds on the headlock more. Conners headscissors back and holds tight. Riddle moves up and around to pop out and Penalty Kick. Conners gets under, rolls Riddle, TWO! Conners kicks low then clubs Riddle down. But Riddle gut wrench suplexes! And again! Riddle glares at GYV but covers Conners, ONE!

Riddle is right on Conners with a sleeper but Conners scrambles away. Gibson tags in and rushes Riddle, but Riddle throws him with an armbar! Gibson scrambles around and tags in Drake. Drake baits Riddles into a shoulder, then slingshots over for a sunset flip. Riddle rolls through to the ANKLE LOCK! Drake scrambles and flails but kicks Riddle away. Dawkins tags in and rallies on Drake with that shoulder! Ford loses his mind over that and the fans join in. Dawkins stirs it up but Gibson shields Drake. Fans boo but Dawkins just cyclone splashes them both! Ford tags in and Dawkins lifts both Gibson and Drake on the ropes! Ford runs and leap frogs onto BOTH GYV! Fans fire up as Ford throws off his jacket and tears off his shirt! Ford bumps Drake off buckles and then CHOPS him! Ford mocks the pain and whips Drake. Drake reverses and Gibson dumps Ford out!

Gibson plays innocent but Dawkins checks on Ford. The ref has Dawkins go back to his corner and Gibson stomps Ford down! Drake tags Gibson and Gibson scoops Ford for Drake to slingshot, PESCADO BACKBREAKER! Ford is in a daze but Gibson brings him up. Gibson snake eyes Ford off the barriers! Gibson puts Ford in and stays between him and his corner. Gibson DECKS Ford then mocks Dawkins stirring it up. The fans troll Gibson back with “If you hate Gibson, stand up~!” and then just about everyone standing up. Ford fights out of the corner and clobbers Gibson! Gibson grabs a leg to trip Ford and Conners tags in. Conners stomps away on Ford and talks trash to Riddle. Conner drags Ford up to bump off buckles and then more buckles. Conners CLUBS and elbows Ford over and over. The ref reprimands but he doesn’t see Drake CHOKE Ford! Dawkins and Riddles protest but Conners tags in Gibson.

Gibson stomps Ford and snapmares him for elbows. Gibson clamps on with a cobra clutch but Ford flails and reaches. Fans still troll with their chanting but Gibson leans on Ford. Ford fights up and backs Gibson down but Drake tags in. Gibson reels Ford out for Drake’s forearm shot! Drake talks trash to Dawkins then clamps onto Ford with a shoulder claw. Drake shifts to a chinbar and cranks on the neck. Gibson and Conners egg on the crowd while Drake clubs Ford down. Drake drags Ford up and throws forearms then tags Conners. Conners and Drake mug Ford and Conners snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Dawkins coaches Ford up as Conners stomps Ford. Conners brings Ford up to snapmare into a chinbar and armlock. Ford fights off the hold and fans rally up. Ford throws body shots but Conners shoves. Ford leaps over to sunset flip but Gibson tags in!

Gibson clobbers Ford and puts the cobra clutch back on! The fans stand up again but Conners and Drake keep Gibson focused on Ford. Ford pushes Gibson but Gibson cranks on the hold. Ford starts to fade but fans rally up. Ford gets a second wind but Drake tags in. Gibson reels Ford out again but Ford pulls Gibson into Drake’s forearm! Drake goes after Ford but Ford arm-drags him to ropes! Hot tags to Conners and Dawkins! Dawkins rallies on Conners with big clotheslines and a whip. BACK DROP! Conners gets to ropes but Dawkins is on him. Tag to Riddle and Dwakins Electric Chairs Conners. Riddle is up top, FINAL FLASH DOOMSDAY! Cover but Gibson breaks it with a dropkick! Gibson soaks up the heat but Riddle KNEES Gibson down! Riddle swings on Conners, but Conners gets around for a SLING DOG! Ford dropkicks Conners, but Gibson gets him with an atomic drop!

Drake enziguris and Gibson turns Ford, SUPERKICK to NECKBREAKER! Fans boo but Dawkins SPEARS both GYV! All six men are down and fans love “NXT! NXT!” even more! Riddle tags Ford and Conners tags Drake. Ford and Drake throw forearms back and forth! Ford knees, clubs and clubs and uppercuts! Drake tags Gibson and Gibson saves Drake from the fireman’s carry. GRIT YOUR TEETH dropkick in the corner! Gibson Electric Chairs Ford and Drake climbs up. But Ford slips off and shoves Gibson! Drake leaps over, into a SUPERKICK! Drake flounders out while Gibson flounders into the cradle! TWO, and Gibson throat chops Ford down! Tag to Conners and they bring Ford up to double whip. Ford leaps over and dropkicks them both down!

Fans fire up with Ford and Ford FLIES! Dawkins tags in and Ford puts Conners in. Tag to Riddle before the CASH OUT SPINE BUSTER! Ford is up, FROM THE HEAVENS SPLASH! Riddle finishes Conners with BRO DEREK! Cover, Riddle & the Profits win!

Winners: Matt Riddle & The Street Profits, by pinfall

Leave it to the Bro, Ford & Dawkins to bring the smoke! In the present, Ford & Dawkins have moved on from being NXT Tag Team Champions to Raw Tag Team Champions. Will the Profits still be up after Backlash? As for Riddle, he just lost the first-ever NXT Fight Pit match! Will the Bro be able to rebound soon enough?


My Thoughts:

A really good episode for the second Hidden Gems special. Balor and Rhea were obvious winners for their matches, but Kenny Williams and Nina Samuels did great in losing. Dain VS Banks was really great for what even at the time might’ve just served as filler. It is interesting Dain didn’t do more with NXT UK before this, but maybe the Download Festival match was a test run. The Six Man Tag was great, with Riddle and the then NXT Tag Team Champion Profits taking on Conners and the then NXT UK Tag Team Champion Grizzled Young Veterans. I feel like Conners would make a great third man for GYV if they ever had an extended feud with a trio, a la Imperium or Gallus. Gallus apparently gets a lot of spotlight next week, that should be pretty good.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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