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News From Cook’s Corner 6.15.20: THE GREATEST NEWS COLUMN EVER

Steve Cook looks at the “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever,” Howard Stern and AEW, and much more in the News From Cook’s Corner!

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Steve Cook looks at the “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever,” Howard Stern and AEW, and much more in the News From Cook’s Corner!

Hi, hello & welcome to News From Cook’s Corner! I’m Steve Cook, and I’m pretty jazzed up about this edition of the column. If you’ve been with us the last few weeks, you know it’s been a depressing time around here. Even if I could act like an asshole last week to pay tribute to one of the best assholes the IWC ever knew, it was still pretty rough.

I have yet to watch Backlash, so I don’t know if we actually saw the greatest wrestling match ever or not last night. I do know that Edge got hurt, which just goes to show that the dude hasn’t lost a step. Just goes to show that us old guys still have it, am I right? Anywho, here’s your look at all the latest and greatest news…

WWE News

When you’ve been following pro wrestling for as long as I have, you grow to realize that it’s a “matter of time” business. Especially on the WWE side of things. Every so often WWE makes big announcements heralding some form of change. You know it’s just a matter of time until that change is cast aside and things go back to the way they were before. That has the side effect of not getting worked up over things that other people go crazy over.

A prime example of this would be a huge announcement WWE made on June 27, 2019.

“WWE has named Paul Heyman as Executive Director of Monday Night Raw and Eric Bischoff as Executive Director of SmackDown LIVE, newly created positions reporting directly to WWE Chairman & CEO Vince McMahon.

In their executive roles, Heyman and Bischoff will oversee the creative development of WWE’s flagship programming and ensure integration across all platforms and lines of business. The creation of these roles further establishes WWE’s ability to continuously reinvent its global brand while providing two distinct creative processes for its flagship shows.”

Boy, did that get a lot of us going crazy with rumor & speculation or what? I can understand why. So many different layers to the story of Uncle Eric & Happy Heyman returning to positions of power in WWE. It was fun to speculate over how Raw & SmackDown would be different going forward. Maybe Raw would have a grittier feel to it, and focus on younger stars. Maybe SmackDown would feast off of star power.

I never really got wrapped up in all of that. Why? I knew the endgame. Neither Eric or Paul were going to last in that position for too long. A year seemed like an attainable goal, and Paul almost made it there. Eric…not even close. Doesn’t matter. What does matter is that there’s one factor that shapes everything that WWE produces. We here on the Internet try to boost certain creative minds while dismissing others, but at the end of the day there’s only one creative mind in WWE. As Bill Watts said while telling Vince McMahon he was going home after several weeks working for the man, there can only be one Titan at Titan.

As long as Vince is the big cheese, the head honcho, the cock of the walk, the chairman of the board, whoever is going to attempt to be the creative force behind Raw and/or SmackDown will need to have their finger on Vince’s pulse. That makes things easier for everybody involved. If the “head of creative” already knows what Vince will think about something before Vince thinks it, it’s the next best thing to having Vince in the room. Call him “The Vince Whisperer” if you like, though I’d much rather have Jennifer Love Hewitt whispering to me if ya know what I’m saying but maybe I’m the only one that remembers that show.

That’s why Bruce Prichard was always going to have this job. A lot of you love him, a lot of you hate him. I have no real opinion, though I’m not sure I’d buy a used car from him. What I do know about Bruce is that he’s in the upper echelon of people that have had Vince’s ear for an extended period of time, and that his podcast proved he was capable of explaining any ridiculous decision Vince made over the years. I wasn’t surprised when he took over from Eric on SmackDown, and I’m even less surprised that he’s taking over a minimized Raw/SmackDown booking team.

I’ve seen some people worrying about Brucey due to this promotion, with the idea that working for Vince is a highly stressful situation. I’m not. Bruce knows what Vince wants. I see him sitting at the head of the table, hearing ideas and telling people whether Vince will like them or not. I’ve heard of less stressful situations. Besides, Vince will come in day of show, tear everything up and produce something to his liking anyway. Prichard has heard so much Vince yelling at this point that he has to be immune.

Of course, with the creative teams being combined, everybody’s wondering when the rosters will be combined. I can’t tell you when, but it’s something else falling under the “matter of time” umbrella. WWE has a few tricks they go to when they want to boost the ratings. One of them is splitting the roster. The other is putting the rosters back together. So, yeah, that’s coming. Don’t know when, but maybe when the pandemic lifts? Just spitballin’ with that guess. Do I know what that will mean for various championships? No. Does it matter? No. I assume Charlotte will combine any women’s championships on the roster. Tag teams don’t matter to WWE so that’s easy to unify. The rest will keep floating around. Gotta have the IC & US belts, and two world titles. The company knows nothing else at this point.

24/7? Eh, whatever. I’m honestly surprised they didn’t retire that thing with Gronk.

Heyman will be focusing on his role as an “in-ring performer” according to WWE’s announcement, which either means that Brock Lesnar is coming back soon or Paul’s finally going to start having regular matches. I would guess the former, but one never really knows these days. Heyman could theoretically manage somebody other than Brock, but he hasn’t shown any interest in doing that in a long time. Not even when he was managing people other than Brock!

Many backstage are disappointed with the news of Paul moving on, as he’s been responsible for various pushes of newer talent. (Gotta say “newer” because the talent isn’t always “younger.”) Prichard’s never really been known for pushing non-established talent, so one can understand their concern. Not everybody is frowning about the news though, as it was reported this week by Rovert & Dave Meltzer that AJ Styles requested his move to SmackDown due to an inability to get along with Heyman. Styles blamed Heyman for not fighting Vince on the releases of Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows, and allegedly there was also some heat because Paul liked to make fun of AJ for being a flat-earther. Paul’s certainly not the only one on that front, though. Daniel Bryan called him out on it on an episode of Talking Smack some years back, and Randy Orton recently brought it up in an interview without prompting. Hey, you believe stupid stuff, people are gonna call you out on it. That’s life. We’d be a lot better off if people got called out for saying & believing factually inaccurate things more often.

As for Gallows & Anderson’s dismissal, it’s perfectly understandable that AJ would be ticked over losing his best friends. At the same time, that’s a Vince McMahon decision, and blaming somebody else for not changing Vince’s mind is some weak sauce. But hey, at the end of the day, I’d rather have AJ Styles on SmackDown anyway. So it’s all good in the hood.

One of the folks Heyman was involved in pushing was Shayna Baszler, whose push had already flatlined after WrestleMania. It’s said that Vince “doesn’t get her”, so her prospects don’t look to great at the moment. Then again, WWE.com finally moved her to the Raw roster last week, so maybe there’s hope after all. Baszler is filling time by doing interviews bashing Becky Lynch for getting pregnant while being champion, which is both pretty tasteless but pretty smart since Becky will need somebody to feud with if/when she returns.

I have yet to watch Backlash because I got home late from work, and most of what I saw online wasn’t very complimentary. All that I know for sure is that Edge tore a tricep during the GREATEST WRESTLING MATCH EVER, which automatically doesn’t make it great because nobody should get hurt during a truly great wrestling match. Sorry, but dem’s the rules.

So, what I’ve been asking people lately is what is actually the greatest wrestling match ever. There’s a comment section down at the bottom, and my Twitter handle is @stevecook84. I do have a quality filter for the sake of my sanity, so you’ll need to be good for me to see you. I am curious though. What do people actually think is the GREATEST WRESTLING MATCH EVER?

Let’s iron that out. I can’t imagine I’ll get a consensus on it, but I’d like to hear some viewpoints on this. Lord knows we argue about enough these days. Let’s argue on the greatest wrestling match.

AEW News

AEW’s main news this week involved Howard Stern randomly ranting on Dustin Rhodes. Based off of the clip I heard, I have no idea how somebody listens to Howard Stern in 2020. The dude still makes a ton of money off of satellite radio, so I have to respect it like I do all these geeks that do what I do and make more money off of it. I just don’t get what the common listener is thinking that they think Howard Stern is a relevant voice in 2020.

But, I also don’t get the appeal of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, 700 WLW’s entire lineup minus the legendary Ken Broo, or any of the other knuckleheads making up lamestream radio in 2020. Apparently one of the requirements of having a radio show is not having a brain. Based off of the half-assed wrestling radio show that somehow made Cincinnati airwaves recently, I can only assume that not having a brain is a requirement for being on the air, since they’ve never contacted me about being on their show. So Howard is probably doing pretty well these days.

AEW needs to spend less time chasing this washed up Stern love and more time chasing the love of fans like me that actually will watch the shit. That’s a shoot, brother. AEW needs to focus on the future, and not worry about the past. I know they have plenty of people on staff that can tell them this. If they can’t, I’m available to do so.

Other Wrestling News

Johnny Walker, known for much of his life as Mr. Wrestling II, passed away last Wednesday at the age of 85. He was a big fan favorite in the Florida & Georgia territories during the 1970s & 80s, and also had a run in Mid-South in the early 80s as the mentor of Magnum TA who ended up turning heel when Magnum got more popular with the fans than II was. Wrestling II had a brief run in the WWF from 1984-86 when they were signing everybody that had ever been a top star in wrestling, he didn’t do a whole heck of a lot there since he was well past his prime. Walker’s wife Olivia was a seamstress that made Ric Flair’s robes back in the day.

Mourning II’s death became a bit awkward when many of us learned for the first time that Johnny Walker was a registered sex offender. https://www.newspapers.com/clip/19212533/mr-wrestling-ii-johnny-walker-rape/ It was easier to sweep stuff like that under the rug back in the day, so it’s hard to say if people in the wrestling business even knew about it. Learning about that right after hearing of his death definitely took a bit of a sting off of the news. I’m not even sure WWE recognized his passing. They did make sure to recognize Jimmy Snuka after he died, and he actually killed somebody! They also pushed Jimmy’s daughter right around the time the Darkest Side of the Ring episode on Jimmy Snuka aired, and they tried to bury Owen Hart’s widow right around the time that episode airedl

So you would think registered sex offender Mr. Wrestling II would merit a two hour special, am I right? Apparently he made the crucial mistake of not being a sex offender while under WWF contract. A shame the man tried to reform and as far as I can tell never caused any problems during his wrestling career. Obviously, he should have done some stuff when WWE could bail him out is all I can say.

Speaking of deaths, EVOLVE seems to be on its last legs. Rumors are afoot that the owners are looking to sell everything to WWE. I figured that was the endgame when Gabe Sapolsky got that consultant gig, but it has to be even more so now that indy feds can’t hold shows and draw audiences. WWN doesn’t have a lot of new stuff to offer, so whoever is subscribing now is their base. If that’s not enough…well, it’s probably time to look for potential buyers. If that’s WWE, it is what it is. They can get some usage of that library, and I wouldn’t mind being able to view it on the Network. I would have preferred it a few months ago when I could have reviewed it via podcast with a friend, but better late than never!

Feels like it’s time to close it out for this week. Hope y’all are fine and keep your stick on the ice.


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Greg DeMarco’s Top 5: The Final Opponent For John Cena In WWE

It’s obvious that John Cena is nearing the end of his legendary career, and he’s suggested ending it at WrestleMania 41. Who should be his final opponent?

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It’s obvious that John Cena is nearing the end of his legendary career, and he’s suggested ending it at WrestleMania 41. Who should be his final opponent?

John Cena recently appeared on the Pat McAfee Show, the Monday after his surprise (but mostly expected) WrestleMania 40 appearance during Cody Rhodes’ win over Roman Reigns for the Undisputed WWE Championship. During that appearance, he confirmed what many expect, that he is nearly done with his in-ring career. But Cena even tossed out the idea of a time-frame, detailing that his acting schedule will likely take him through Christmas, and maybe Hollywood could “pump the brakes” to allow for one final run.

That run could easily begin at the Royal Rumble with a surprise entrance (or entering himself via TV appearances as part of the build), with a tease for his 17th world title win before finally settling in on his final match.

Fantasy booking and storytelling aside, the goal here is the final match–more specifically the final opponent. With a John Cena, you’ve got a ton of options. As such, it’s hard to narrow it down to 5, and one of your favorites is likely missing–be warned!

Greg DeMarco’s Top 5: The Final Opponent For John Cena In WWE

Honorable Mentions:

  • The Miz – A feud with John Cena gave The Mix a WrestleMania 27 main event–and a WrestleMania  main event victory on top of it. Miz has been receiving more love than ever lately, and a match with John Cena would not be misplaced. Maybe he can use their WrestleMania 33 contest (and Cena’s personal aftermath) as fodder for it, too.
  • AJ Styles – The man who once made it popular to “BEAT UP JOHN CENA” is also nearing the end of his run, and could be the one candidate on this list that could realistically give us a double-retirement match. He would also be the guy who retired both The Undertaker and John Cena (and would probably end up being the guy who lost in both).
  • The Rock or Cody Rhodes – Both great options, but you have to figure their dance card for WrestleMania 41 is already full, potentially standing across the ring from one another. Either is an amazing option (including “Thrice In A Lifetime”), but I just don’t think it’s in the cards.
  • Trick Williams – Potentially a surprising addition to the Honorable Mentions, but the comparisons are there in terms of in-ring style/ability, promo skills, and the interplay they had in NXT (remember, it was Cena who is credited with encouraging Trick to not be afraid to go for it himself despite his relationship with Carmelo Hayes).

5. CM Punk

The fifth spot on this list was nearly interchangeable between several of the honorable mention names, but it really came down to Punk and Seth Rollins for me (with a hint of AJ Styles). The 2011 feud between CM Punk and John Cena was legendary, and is a moment that will forever be seen by me as the one that truly cemented CM Punk as a member of the growing list of all-time greats in WWE.

Punk is uniquely qualified for this match as he would make it mean more than a showboat for John Cena’s career and final match. It’s entirely believable that CM Punk would want to put John Cena’s career into the ground, and WWE has the video archive to support it.

Despite being #5, this could actually be a dark-horse for the match we get, and I can’t see anyone reasonably being upset about that.

4. Roman Reigns

John Cena and Roman Reigns have had two separate legendary programs. the first saw Cena, at times, embarrass Roman in promo exchanges in a feud that took place in the “pre-Tribal Chief” era. The second is more fresh and likely more memorable, as John Cena put Roman Reigns over in a football stadium in Las Vegas at SummerSlam (although it might be more remembered for the return of Brock Lesnar).

Reigns, a legend himself at his point (he’s featured alongside Steve Austin at the top of the “Forever” portion of the Then/Now/Forever/Together video that recently debuted) would provide a pairing akin to The Undertaker serving as Shawn Michaels’ retirement opponent at WrestleMania 26 9notice I didn’t say “final opponent). The end of Roman’s 1316 day world title reign has brought about a new appreciation for Reigns, which would further enhance this pairing at WrestleMania 41.

3. Bron Breakker

Bron Breakker is the picture-perfect definition of a juggernaut in WWE, a fast rising star who almost seems like a lock to main event WrestleMania one day (you never know–Seth Rollins JUST got his first WrestleMania main event last weekend). Breakker recently said farewell NXT as the natural in-ring competitor makes a transition to full-time main roster competition.

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Breakker also fits the category of who “needs it.” Bring the man to retire John Cena would be quite the feather in the cap of Breakker’s early career, and would give him a moment that would be relived for generations to come. The only question mark is WWE “trusting” Breakker with this moment, as a sudden change of character could mean that Cena’s final match wouldn’t be seen or discussed as much. Breakker, to me, has given no reason for anyone to suspect that might happen, regardless of any controversies his father and uncle have been linked to.

2. R-Truth

Despite being 5-years older than John Cena, and making his in-ring debut in the same year (1999), R-Truth’s childhood hero hanging up the boots will undoubtedly be a hard-hitting moment for the  man who has basically become the WWE Mascot. Truth emulating Cena in his matches, and of course the RawAfterMania moment with Cena, Truth, and The Miz hitting a Fifteen Knuckle Shuffle (thank you, Michael Cole) on The Judgment Day makes this a near can’t miss final match for both John Cena and the WWE Universe.

R-Truth himself is equally deserving of this match, as it would be a reward for all of his years in the ring as part of a career that seems age defying while proving that age is not only a number, but also a number that can be ignored (see Child Hero, John Cena).

While a rematch of their 2011 WWE Capital Punishment main event is an unlikely WrestleMania 41 match-up, it’s one I believe everyone would love to see.

1. Randy Orton

I mean, is there anyone more perfect? John Cena and Randy were inseparably linked for a good portion of their careers, and have shared the ring more times than Big Show has turned babyface/heel. Both are far into legendary status at this point, and Orton specifically is obviously focused on enjoying this stage of his career.

But Orton is still delivering great performances inside the ring, too.

Randy Orton vs John Cena was an exciting proposition many years ago, became a punchline for WWE booking a few years ago, but is now coming full circle as the perfect match-up to end the amazing career of John Cena. It has my vote, and should have yours, too.

Even if R-Truth would be the most fun option.

What say you? Who is the best candidate to stand across the ring from John Cena in his final WWE match, potentially at WrestleMania 41? Who did I leave out?


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Greg DeMarco’s WrestleMania 40 Saturday Results & Review

It’s the Granddaddy Of ‘Em All, WrestleMania! Night 1 of WrestleMania XL and Greg DeMarco has your results and review!

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It’s the Granddaddy Of ‘Em All, WrestleMania! Night 1 of WrestleMania XL and Greg DeMarco has your results and review!

It all comes down to this–at least for the first night! A loaded card in front of a packed house, and I’d expect everyone to deliver one hell of a performance.

Women’s World Championship – Becky Lynch vs. Rhea Ripley (champion)

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Rhea Ripley retains

In my opinion, this match should be the main event of Night 1, but The Rock is back and that was going to take precedence (even if I disagree). Becky won this title shot at the Elimination Chamber, even though they were already building the feud before that event in Perth. Ripley herself main evented that event in a stadium, defeating Nia Jax.

  • It was revealed during her entrance that this is Becky Lynch’s “Flu Game,” as she has temperatures as high as 102 degrees throughout the week.
  • Rhea Ripley enters to a life performance of her entrance theme, which you can tell she dug.
  • Prime logo is center ring, just the black outline with “Prime” in the middle, and it is not at all bothersome. I can’t believe people made such a big deal out of bitching about that.
  • The stage looks dope, not at all “too small” as some had said. The whole environment looks great, honestly.
  • Rhea Ripley has been dealing with a wrist injury. She said on the Pat McAfee Show she didn’t expect to work with the wrist brace on tonight, but there it is.
  • Corey Graves points out that Becky’s training was likely impacted by her illness, and Pat McAfee scoffs at him for stating the obvious. I hope that isn’t what we get all night.
  • Commentary notes that is is 52 degrees and windy in the stadium, and I am reminded of Nick Khan’s comments about moving an outdoor WrestleMania to late April in the future, if they don’t get an indoor building (he did say “2026” when talking about that, which likely means the 2025 venue is indeed set).
  • Rhea’s Prism Trap is a fell of a submission finisher. Add in the body lock the way she did, and it’s even more impressive.
  • I just noticed the “Prime” turnbuckle pads and it’s…weird. I just didn’t expect it and can’t think of the last time we didn’t have the WWE/WWF logo on the buckles outside of Black and Gold NXT. WrestleMania 2?
  • I am also noticing that Dude Wipes seems to have sponsored the ring posts. Kudos to WWE (and the wrestling industry behind them) for being so damn desirable to sponsors!
  • That combo to get into the Riptide was fantastic–and the kickout was even better.
  • During the DisarmHer you can clearly see the commentary position, and Michael Cole is legit reclined all the way back. Love it–Cole is living his best life.
  • Rhea’s Riptide into the buckle before the proper Riptide was pretty sweet as well. Made Becky look insanely strong in defeat.

Winner via pinfall AND STILL your Women’s World Champion: Rhea Ripley

Hell of an opener, and if you didn’t know Becky was sick, you wouldn’t have known. Props to them both. That would have satisfied as a main event, but can now go down as one of the best openers in WrestleMania history.

Ladder Match for the Raw Tag Team Championships and Smackdown Tag Team Championships – DIY (Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano) vs. Awesome Truth (The Miz & R-Truth) vs. New Catch Republic (Pete Dunne & Tyler Bate) vs. A Town Down Under (Austin Theory & Grayson Waller) vs. The New Day (Xavier Woods & Kofi Kingston) vs. The Judgment Day (Finn Balor & Damian Priest, Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions)

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Awesome Truth (Raw titles) and A-Town Down Under (SmackDown)

As many expected, the belts are hanging separately, meaning we are most likely splitting the tag titles here. Triple H and company have put some serious work into building up the tag team divisions of both brands, and even though I expect the two winners to not be actual “teams,” but either way I actually like the way they didn’t make a big deal out of splitting the titles up, they’re just doing it. They have been defended separately since being unified, albeit rarely.

  • R-Truth makes a joke about DIY being DX and that’s now taken off. I love it.
  • The Miz is very under appreciated. Can literally do anything.
  • Someone is struggling with the “Titan Tron” videos tonight.
  • Not gonna lie, I am the biggest Pat McAfee fan, but he’s actually quite annoying right now.
  • Sign of the night: SANTA DESERVED IT.
  • Lots of green in this match, half of the teams wearing their “WrestleMania Green” gear.
  • Also, loving the Consequences Creed gear for Woods.
  • God Bless Finn Balor for taking that Airplane Spin into the ladder.
  • 205 combined years of experience in this match. That’s an average of 17 years (Waller has the least with 7, Balor and Miz are tied for the most with 23).
  • “Dunne Mountain?!?!” Thank you Michael Cole for fixing that.
  • HOT TAG TO R-TRUTH!
  • Poor Finn Balor, not he takes the AA to the ladder after John Cena’s Five Moves Of Doom
  • R-TRUTH WITH THE PIN!
  • Hilarious.
  • A-Town Down Under gets the SmackDown tag titles!
  • And Grayson gets tossed through a ladder, still holding a title!
  • The match does continue until the Raw tag titles are also retrieved.
  • If Theory also got the Raw tag titles down, I will laugh my ass off.
  • Birminghammer is a fantastic name for a tandem (somewhat) Burning Hammer.
  • Tornado DDT through a table!
  • Air Raid Crash from the ladder!
  • And we still have more tables set-up.
  • JD McDonagh trying to get Finn–who has taken a beating–to get the Raw tag titles.
  • McDonagh through the tables!
  • PERFECTLY placed Razor’s Edge onto that chair.
  • Dude, that ladder is trashed. (And very unsafe.)
  • AA sends Damian outside!
  • I think everyone wants R-Truth to get this. EVERYONE.
  • YES!

Winners via belt retrieval, AND NEW:

  • SmackDown Tag Team Champions – Grayson Waller & Austin Theory
  • Raw Tag Team Champions – R-Truth & The Miz

Really good Ladder Match, but it’s hard to have a bad one. The tag team titles are split and it was really well done. It made perfect sense to do it that way, not make a big deal out of it and just let it happen. I am excited to see both teams win–not because I picked both, but because I think one team (Waller/Theory) have amazing futures and the other (Miz/Truth) will be a lot of fun, even if their run will probably be short lived.

Santos Escobar (with Legado Del Fantasma members Angel, Humberto, & Elektra Lopez) & Dominik Mysterio vs. Rey Mysterio & Andrade (with The LWO members Carlito, Joaquin Wilde, Cruz Del Toro, & Zelina Vega

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Dominik and Santos win, giving Dominik “revenge” for his loss at WrestleMania 39.

Look, this match doesn’t make a lick of sense–Dominik shows up two weeks ago and finds his way into another WrestleMania match with Rey? Definitely shoehorned. But Dominik is outstanding, so if this gets him on the card, I’ll take it.

  • More green in this match, and I am here for it.
  • Innovative Double Cross Body by Rey & Andrade.
  • Dominik showing experience beyond his years, making sure the ref sees his tag with Santos.
  • At this moment, I am wondering who turns–Carlito or Andrade. Gotta assume it’s one of them.
  • Three matches in and I don’t even notice the Primo logo in the center of the ring or on the turnbuckle pads.
  • Santos Escobar trying to unmask Rey Mysterio, as if we don’t all have Google.
  • Corey Graves making a great point about Rey taking some responsibility for the issues in his life, and Michael Cole immediately dismissing it.
  • It’s so hard to do a really good Dragon Screw Leg Whip, and Andrade (along with Dominik and Santos) just pulled off two to perfection.
  • Camera shot of Rey’s cross body shows the heaters above the ring. Good–keep ’em warm!
  • This could have easily been an 8-man tag team match. Maybe we get that Monday on Raw (which can also be where the turn happens, making my prediction here likely wrong).
  • Joaquin Wilde gets to do his NXT spot at WrestleMania, and that’s probably more important than officially being in the match.
  • Two masked men–definitely the Kelce Brothers–are here.
  • My bad, it was Jason Kelce and Lane Johnson. Good call, honestly. Great pop for them, too.
  • Looking at the reply, Dominik sold that ringpost spot like a champ.

Winners via pinfall (Rey on Santos): Rey Mysterio & Andrade

Fun tag team match that served its purpose. Needed? Maybe not, as I really wanted to get Liv Morgan vs. Nia Jax onto this card. But when you can get Rey & Dominik on the card, everyone will be happy. and of course the Jason Kelce & Lane Johnson appearances.

Brother vs Brother: Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Jimmy Uso follows in the footsteps of Owen Hart and Matt Hardy and beats the “more talented brother.”

They’ve wanted this match all their lives–and the preview video was insane. Very well done.

  • Jey in the WrestleMania whites tonight.
  • And we get a hot start to the match!
  • “Big Brother Jimmy” is always a fun thing to hear.
  • More Dude Wipes sponsorship on this one–you have to wonder if having Dude Wipes on the posts for the opener was in error.
  • Superkicks. Lots of Superkicks.
  • Very enjoyable YEET/NO chants from the crowd.
  • Jey just kicking the hell out of Jimmy, including a Jumping Super Kick.
  • This has “Fight Without Honor” feels from old school ROH, where the winners have respect after. We will definitely see these guys together again.
  • Jimmy apologizing to Jey. Crowd is not buying it.
  • Of course it was BS, and Jimmy gains the advantage.
  • SPEAR. USO SPLASH. DONE.

Winner, via pinfall: Jey Uso

Jey breaks the babyface curse by beating his heel brother. Thought we might get an embrace between them, instead we faded out. A good match that was more about the story than the in-ring action. I can see some feeling like this hasn’t “lived up to expectations” because of the high expectations you’d have for an Usos match. Their best work will always be as a team, but I know this is a lifelong dream come true for both.

As for all the Superkicks, I mean….it’s an Usos match.

Six-Woman Tag Team Match – Damage CTRL (Dakota Kai, Asuka, & Kairi Sane) vs. Naomi, Bianca Belair, & Jade Cargill

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Bianca, Naomi, & Jade win when Jade scores the pin (probably on Kairi, who always seems to eat the fall)

This match is all about getting Bianca Belair on the card (she had to be), and Jade Cargill’s debut. It also got Damage CTRL on the card, which they truly deserve–even if it is to lose.

  • Respectfully, Dakota Kai. (Good thing the ring and surrounding area is heated)
  • Not gonna lie, Jade looks nervous. But this is a six-woman tag, and her portion is likely highly choreographed. Gonna be all good.
  • As I watch and enjoy the match (but am not typing much lol), this seems like a match where we’re all just waiting for Jade to come in and win.
  • No one has told Jade about the tag ropes yet, apparently.
  • And now Jade is in, and Damage CTRL makes her look like a million bucks.
  • Dakota Kai nicely gets herself into position for the finish, and Jade gets her WrestleMania win.

Winners via pinfall (Jade on Dakota): Jade Cargill, Naomi, & Bianca Belair

We knew what this one was about going into it, and that’s what it should have been. Jade still ain’t ready. I know it might be an “ego hit” for her to go to NXT, but she needs it. If Giulia can go to NXT, so can Jade.

Intercontinental Championship – Sami Zayn vs. GUNTHER (champion)

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Sami Zayn pulls off the major upset and is the one to dethrone Gunther

Gunther has had a stranglehold on the Intercontinental Championship, defending it like crazy in 2023 but slowing that down here in 2024. It’s not fair to say he’s outgrown the title, but that might actually be the case. It’ll be really interesting to see what happens with Imperium leading up to the draft, and at the WWE Draft itself.

  • Sami Zayn was the perfect wrestler to have their journey form backstage to the ring followed by the cameras. From his family to Chad Gable to Kevin Owens, it was all so perfect–maybe too perfect? (Not in that someone will screw him, but in that it might be too heavily foreshadowing his win?)
  • Gunther looked oddly nervous standing on that stage.
  • You know, the Intercontinental Championship is basically a third world title at this point. And we could see the end of a legendary reign. I think this deserved the Samantha Irvin In-Ring Introductions (aka “Japan Style”) treatment.
  • Gunther is smiling confidently now, we’re good.
  • Crowd is ON FIRE for these guys (and evenly split with their chants for each guy).
  • This is the 21st time the Intercontinental championship is defended at WrestleMania, and it makes you wonder what in the hell they were thinking for the other 11.
  • Looks like Dude Wipes is back on the ringpost!
  • Hell of a nearfall, followed up by a Helluva Kick from Gunthcr, and one from Sami!
  • That finish….AMAZING.

Winner via pinfall, AND NEW Intercontinental Champion: Sami Zayn

The athletes… the moments… the storytelling… professional wrestling is such a beautiful business. Sami Zayn’s win over Gunther was everything I had hoped it would be when I picked Sami to win. Absolutely beautiful.

Cody Rhodes & World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins vs. The Rock & Undisputed WWE Champion Roman Reigns

Greg’s pre-show prediction: Seth & Cody get the win after tons of interference and surprise appearances, making Roman vs Cody on Sunday a match where The Bloodline is banned from ringside.

So much involved in this one. As you know, If Rock & Roman win, Sunday’s WWE Championship match will be held under Bloodline Roles. If Seth & Cody win, then that mach will see ZERO Bloodline involvement. Personally, if Cody is winning the title, I’d rather it be straight up. But I wouldn’t be at all surprised if I am wrong.

  • Honestly, after the introductions, I realized I was just watching!
  • This was very much Steve Austin vs The Rock inspired, with them fighting all over the stadium, and pushing the envelope.
  • I loved The Rock basically neutering the referee–normally I hate that, but here it works.
  • That finish and the condition of Rollins both lay perfectly into night 2, I would imagine.

Winners via Rock pinfall on Rhodes: The Rock & Roman Reigns

Per rule, Sunday’s main event will now be Bloodline Rules. And given that, my prediction of Roman retaining might be harder to pull off. This was a good return for The Rock, and perfectly played into the whole story. Job well done.


Greg DeMarco’s Overall Thoughts for WWE WrestleMania XL, Saturday (Night 1)

in a vacuum, this was  highly enjoyable show. Night 2 might end up being legendary if both Bayley and Rhodes win, and it could overshadow Night 1. But the scene was fantastic, production was top notch as always, and the fans went home having enjoyed one for the ages. The Triple H Era s well underway, and will likely kick into a higher gear with Night 2.


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