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Cook’s Top 5: Unwritten Rules of Wrestling

Noted baseball fan Steve Cook is no stranger to unwritten rules–and neither is his beloved pro wrestling!

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Noted baseball fan Steve Cook is no stranger to unwritten rules–and neither is his beloved pro wrestling!

The unwritten rules.

The game of baseball is largely governed by stodgy old (and young) men that refuse to combine their sport with anything resembling fun. Should some player be seen to be having a little too much fun, the unwritten rules brigade will do their best to put that player back in line and quit trying to make baseball look like something that kids might want to partake in.

Fernando Tatis Jr. found his way on the wrong side of the fun police this week. The 21 year old that leads Major League Baseball in home runs, RBI & stolen bases had the gumption to hit a grand slam on Monday night in the 8th inning when his team was already up by seven runs. How dare he. The opposition, the Texas Rangers, were outraged. Even Tatis’ manager spoke against it, and Tatis went to the trouble to apologize.

Now, logical people don’t think he had anything to apologize for. Baseball doesn’t have a clock. Teams come back from huge deficits in the late innings all the time. There’s no reason for Tatis, or somebody else, to keep from adding more runs to his team’s total, other than avoiding hurting the feelings of his opponents. Oh, and to avoid breaking those unwritten rules.

Baseball isn’t the only form of entertainment with unwritten rules. Pro wrestling has many. Most aren’t in place to keep cranky old men from getting their feelings hurt, but there are codes & things you’re not supposed to do that aren’t spelled out for you. Let’s take a look at five of pro wrestling’s unwritten rules.

5. You Must Point at the WrestleMania Sign

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Triple H says that Royal Rumble winners aren’t told to point at the WrestleMania Sign. They all do it anyway. Pretty much everybody on WWE’s roster points at a WrestleMania Sign at some point before the big event. Why do they do it? I’m pretty sure it’s one of the requirements to be booked on the show. If you don’t point at the sign, you don’t make the show.

4. Shake everybody’s hand!

It’s a tradition that goes back to the beginning of pro wrestling. Whenever entering a locker room, a wrestler is expected to shake hands with everybody else working that evening. Should they miss anybody, they become the object of scorn & derision. There’s also a certain way you’re supposed to do it, very light. Which is strange to me because my grandfather preached the value of a tight, firm handshake. Proves you’re a man, or some such thing.

Now, I’m not sure if this time-honored tradition is continuing during the Pandemic Era. I suspect it is, or at least it was until there was more of an emphasis on social distancing backstage. I suggest wearing gloves. You never know where some of these people have been.

3. The 5 or 10 count for one member of a tag team to exit the ring after a tag isn’t binding.

Jim Ross

Jim Ross makes a big deal of the referee’s count during every single AEW tag team match. He wonders why these damn kids won’t get out of the ring & do as they’re told. It’s become part of his gimmick now, and there are other old school minded folks out there that probably like it.

Here’s an inconvenient truth: I have never seen a tag team disqualified for having both members stay in the ring past a referee’s count. Not once in my thirty glorious years. I’m not saying it’s never ever happened before in some weird match, I’m just saying I’ve never seen it. Most of the fun of a tag team match involves innovative double-team moves that makes the crowd ooh or ahh. Or, heel tag teams staying in past the count and goading the good guy to try and get in themselves, forcing the referee to put them out while the heels continue the shenanigans behind the referee’s back. These things can’t happen if stick in the mud referees aren’t a little liberal with their counts.

Sorry JR, that’s just how it works. Unwritten rule.

2. Don’t use another wrestler’s signature move.

You wanna get some heat in a locker room? Use one of your co-worker’s finishing moves. When a wrestler has spent some time perfecting a move and making people buy it as a finisher, the last thing they want is another dope on the card claiming it as their own.

You didn’t see other people in the WWF using leg drops until Hulk Hogan left. Or elbows off the top rope until Randy Savage left. The DDT didn’t become a transition move used by everybody until Jake Roberts went away. Super Dragon got a spot on an ROH Do or Die show, and died (didn’t get booked again until the CZW feud) because he did a dive that Homicide liked using in his matches. It takes some work on your part to know what moves established stars in a given fed like using, but you better find out real quick.

1. You don’t mess with your rival’s family.

Wrestling rivalries are only supposed to involve pro wrestlers. Sure, things get emotional during the course of a good feud, but you’re only supposed to target your rival. Maybe their friends if they happen to be wrestlers employed by the company. Maybe even a sibling/spouse if they happen to be wrestlers employed by the company.

Family members that aren’t wrestlers or have any kind of affiliation with the business other than their family member working in it are off-limits. Any time you go after a wrestler’s family members that aren’t involved in the business, you’ve crossed the line. Samoa Joe did it against AJ Styles back in 2018, targeting AJ’s wife Wendy. Rey Mysterio’s son Dominik became part of WWE storyline canon back in 2005, when Eddie Guerrero took credit for being his real father. Eventually the kid started training because he was sick of being targeted by his dad’s rivals. He got tired of other wrestlers breaking unwritten rules.


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AJ’s Thoughts: Five Potential Returns

With Trips in charge and already starting to bring back some people that didn’t work in Vince’s picture, AJ got an idea. Who else could we see on the horizon radar?

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With Trips in charge and already starting to bring back some people that didn’t work in Vince’s picture, AJ got an idea. Who else could we see on the horizon radar?

With everything going on with WWE, the one thing we have all been hyped about are all of these returns. Dakota Kai made her return at SummerSlam alongside Io and Bayley and now on last SmackDown, Karrion Kross and Scarlett made their returns in a big way against Drew McIntyre and showed the Hourglass to The Bloodline.

With all of that, there have been things in the pipeline saying Triple H’s foot isn’t off the pedal so these are 5 returns from either NXT, main roster or even Try-Outs that I would love to see happen with the new regime.

1. Johnny Gargano

Now this is a name that people have been saying, “Maybe Impact or MLW” but, what about a return? Gargano didn’t renew his contract, most likely to be with his family which is a valid and amazing reason, will never disrespect that. If he were to return, there would be a handful of great reasons. Maybe a singles run with the Intercontinental or United States but with Ciampa getting limelight in the main roster from RAW, what if we get a tag team reunion?

WWE is hurting for Tag Teams and what better than to scare off The Bloodline, loosen  the stranglehold of championships with some Do It Yourself action. DIY reunion could be amazing, especially with newer faces showing up to get championship aspirations like Kross and Ciampa. Want to break the hierarchy? Do It Yourself.

2. James Storm

This one is a little bit weird and off. On one hand, who doesn’t love the Tennessee Cowboy, Jimmy James Storm? On the other, he is 45 and getting some nagging injuries as of late. So why would I say Triple H should bring James Storm back and give him something for the main roster? One of the things I said for Gargano, we have a lack of something and The Usos might need to watch two things in the rearview.

Watch your Money and your Alcohol.

Beer Money showing up in WWE would be amazing in my personal opinion. The Bloodline jump Roode, someone in a hoodie or jacket comes up and jumps them to even the fight and as soon as one Uso remained in the ring, the figure goes down and the old stomping goes off and we hear “BEER…” and Roode looks around and gets hyped up and shouts, “…MONEY!”

3. Big Cass



Since his departure from WWE, he has done something I have said since they split him off from Enzo. Take him through the Kevin Nash School of How To Big Man. ROH and Impact are great examples that he actually cleaned up and worked on what he has to do to be good in the ring. He can work the microphone, he can work the ring so we got a new big boy to take on the WWE once again.

Now I could have said Enzo and Cass to rejoin but, I’m sure the antics of Enzo will get Cass in deep water along with the fact that I already made two tag team predictions, we don’t need another. Cass brings a lot to the table and was kind of unproven in WWE because he was just the big enforcer to the more charismatic Enzo. Give this man about six months in the ring and you have your next MASSIVE problem in the IC or US Championship scene or even more.

4. Bronson Reed



The big man from down under is a former NXT North American Champion. He looked to have a good push going with that championship but he got release. If you wonder where he went… he actually made a pit stop in Impact Wrestling as JONAH with the most fire theme song in recent history I swear… I will link the theme song and Trips… please. Get rights to this theme song. I will be a bigger Bronson Reed fan.

Bronson to me is the weird man in all of this but, I think with Triple H involved, he could get something going for him with a good singles champion run or a big threat to go through like a gatekeeper of sorts. Big boy with a great amount of athleticism? Can’t really hate on that considering the last time we saw athletic bigger people were Keith Lee and… what was that one guy? Sherman Tank with a Ferrari Engine…?

5. Bray Wyatt

And the last one is the obvious one in all of this. Yes… we have Judgment Day as the somewhat supernatural dark group but we know the true successor of the supernatural and that is “The Eater of Worlds”, “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt. This time around, I don’t think we will get the Jekyl and Hyde, Mister Rogers gimmick. I believe this time around we get full darkness and mayhem. We get the darkness and the theory of reverting back to your prime.

To make a refresher… Miz went back to being the cocky narcissist after fighting The Fiend. Finn turned back to the Prince and much more. With guys like Edge returning, maybe we see the return of the Heel Ultimate Opportunist, maybe a Fiend fight with AJ Styles to get the TN-AJ perhaps. Possibilities are endless and with a great mind like Wyatt for character and execution, I think Hunter will pick up the phone and Let Him In.

– There are clearly others that I could say, or maybe even didn’t think about, but hey, that’s the Chairshot way of Always Using Your Head. Those are just five returns that could happen and hopefully you read this before RAW or SmackDown and who knows if I get any of these right, maybe I missed an obvious one or maybe we get a giant signing that nobody thought possible. Let me and all of Chairshot know!


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King’s Greatest Hits Of Jeff Hardy

As he battles his demons, Chris King looks at some more positive moments in Jeff Hardy’s career!

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I’m sure by now you’ve heard the disturbing news that former WWE superstar and recent AEW signee Jeff Hardy, was arrested again for multiple charges including a DUI.  Hardy has had a hard and tragic road of recovery throughout the years in multiple wrestling promotions.

Not too long ago, Hardy walked out on WWE after they were rumored to have offered the former world champion to go to treatment for his substance abuse issues. Hardy refused and said that he was better but, as we saw the demons are still lurking and got the best of him again.

I have seen some nasty comments and even some distasteful memes about the AEW superstar and felt compelled to go against the grain. Instead of kicking a man when he’s down, I’m going to put together a greatest hits for the “Charismatic Enigma.”

Jeff Hardy & The TLC Match

Everyone can say that Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon helped innovate the iconic ladder match and you are right, but Jeff Hardy and his death-defying stunts changed the concept of the match forever. The Hardy Boyz vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian and their iconic TLC match should have their wing in the Hall of Fame. The risks all six superstars took for the adoration of the crowd could have ended all of their illustrious careers. In the words of Vince McMahon, It’s such good shit!

Jeff Hardy Earns The Undertaker’s Respect

On the July 1st, 2002 episode of Monday Night Raw, Hardy delivered the performance of a lifetime nearly winning the WWE Undisputed Championship from The Undertaker in an incredible ladder match. The young up-and-comer was faced with his greatest task yet, challenging for the most prestigious title in sports entertainment. Hardy showed that without a shadow of a doubt he deserved to be in the main event scene, but came within minutes of defeating Taker. At the time of the match, Hardy was still finding his footing as a singles competitor and earned the respect of the champion and legend.

Swanton Bomb From The Heavens

When I think of the daredevil Jeff Hardy, I can’t help but think of this one crazy-as-hell stunt. At WWE One Night Stand 2008, Hardy faced off against the juggernaut Umaga in a falls count anywhere match. This match was so insane as both superstars fought into the parking lot. Hardy is one of the craziest and bravest superstars, hit a Swanton Bomb off a damn stage truck onto Umaga. It’s one of the wildest things you’ll ever see.

Hardy Wins The WWE Championship 

In 2008, Hardy finally made his way to the main event title picture alongside partner Triple H. HHH was Hardy’s mentor in some sort of way which led to the daredevil achieving his lifelong dream of becoming WWE champion. At the 2008 Armageddon pay-per-view, Hardy would face HHH and longtime rival Edge in a triple-threat match for the title. In what was a great match between all three superstars, Hardy delivered a Swanton Bomb to Edge to win the illustrious championship.

Straight Edge Problems For Hardy

The following year, Hardy found himself in the way of young-up-and-comer CM Punk who is looking to make an example out of him. Punk had won the Money in the Bank briefcase for the second year in a row and took advantage of Hardy to win the world title. What started as mutual respect between both superstars changed drastically, when Punk started throwing jabs at Hardy for his drug and substance abuse real-life issues. Punk would form his infamous stable known as the Straight Edge Society. This is a very underrated feud and you should go back and watch it in its entirety. The promos are gold.

The Hardy Boyz Return To WWE

Both Matt and Jeff Hardy found success in multiple other wrestling promotions including Ring of Honor, and TNA during their time away from WWE. Both brothers were struggling with their vices and made poor life choices but straightened up their act over the years. In 2017, the Hardy Boyz would face longtime rivals The Young Bucks in ROH. The following night the adored tag team would make their incredible return to WWE at WrestleMania 33. Matt and Jeff would be named the final team in the Fatal 4-way ladder match for the Raw Tag Team Championships. The pop these two received was insane and very much deserved. They would go on to win the match and win the titles to capitalize on their momentum.

Jeffery Nero Hardy Makes AEW Debut

From 2017-to 2022 Jeff Hardy would find himself pigeonholed in the mid-card title picture. He would have feuds with a plethora of superstars including Samoa Joe, and Randy Orton. Orton and Hardy had a nasty Hell in a Cell match back in 2018. Earlier this year, Hardy was seen running around after the 24/7 Championship, which was disappointing to see. After being genuinely unhappy in WWE, Hardy would make his AEW debut on the March 9th episode of AEW Dynamite. Hardy would come to the aid of his brother and longtime partner.

This week news broke that Hardy had been arrested for multiple charges including a DUI. While it’s easy to beat a man while he’s down, how about we uplift and try to encourage him to get the help he needs.

As a longtime wrestling fan, I have the utmost respect for Hardy and wish him the best of luck in his battle with addiction.


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