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Mitchell’s New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/13/21)

New Japan Cup, Day 7!

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NJPW New Japan Cup 2021

These New Japan Cup matches are gonna leave a mark!

Suzuki VS Kenta, Goto VS Takagi, these might be the heaviest hitting matches in the 2021 NJCUP yet! But who withstands it all to make it to round 3?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Juice Robinson & HenarACE VS Jay White, EVIL & Bad Luck Fale; Bullet Club wins.
  • 2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Minoru Suzuki VS KENTA; Kenta wins and advances.
  • 2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hirooki Goto VS Shingo Takagi; Takagi wins and advances.

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Six Man Tag: Juice Robinson & HenarACE VS Jay White, EVIL & Bad Luck Fale!

The Flamboyant One again joins the Hammerhead and the Once in a Century Talent to battle Bullet Club! But the Switchblade has switched out his partners to have the King of Darkness and Rogue General with him! Will Hiroshi Tanahashi or Jay White have more momentum going into their battle in the “New Jay-pan Cup?”

After Bullet Club Low Sweets, and after Tanahashi shows off the muscles only for White to match him, the teams sort out and White starts with Tanahashi. Fans rally for the NJCUP preview and clap, “Let’s Go, Ace!” Tanahashi and White tie up, Tanahashi pushes White towards ropes but White turns it around. White lets off to flex and then circles with Tanahashi again. Fans still rally for Tanahashi, but White dodges to flex again. White and Tanahashi circle again, Tanahsahi dodges to flex but White fires off kicks and haymakers. White stomps Tanahashi in a corner, whips him corner to corner, but Tanahashi reverses.

White reverses back but so does Tanahashi, but then so does White, but then Tanahashi, but then White pulls hair! White knees Tanahashi into the corner, whips him back the other way, but Tanahashi elbows him away. Tanahashi goes up to crossbody White down! Fans fire up and Tanahashi double guns. Tanahashi tags Henare, and HenarACE double whip to double elbow, then Double Half Crab! The ref reprimands, counts, and HenarACE lets White go. Henare stomps White, drags him up and wrenches the arm to a wristlock, then Juice tags in. Juice climbs up and drops ax handles on White’s arm! Juice has White in a corner by pulling hair, the ref counts but White lets go and apologizes.

Juice whips White corner to corner, White reverses, but Juice goes up and over. Juice hip tosses White, scoops him and slams him, then dropkicks White down! Fans fire up, Evil runs in but Juice scoops and slams him! Juice dropkicks Evil and fires up, but here comes Fale! Juice can’t quite scoop Fale and clubs Juice. Fale scoops, Juice slips out and dropkicks him away! Juice fires up and scoops, but falls over with Fale! Fale can’t cover because of a bad leg but Evil and White take out HenarACE. Fale pushes Juice around, then gets in the ref’s face so that Gedo can get cheap shots in! White talks trash as he returns to the corner.

Fale stands on Juice’s back, tags White in, and White joins in on the “Bullet Club Massage” treatment for Juice! The ref counts, everyone stops and White stomps Juice down in the corner. White talks trash to HenarACE and distracts the ref so that Evil and Fale can pull Juice’s grapefruits into the corner! Bullet Club CLUBS Juice’s legs then puts him in for White to cover. ONE, but White clamps on with a chinlock. White keeps Juice from HenarACE but fans rally up. Juice fights up, fights back with body shots, but White clubs Juice on the back. Juice JABS, JABS and JABS, but White ducks the leg lariat to throw Juice down by his hair!

White rolls Juice all the way back to the Bullet Club corner and tags in Fale. Fale drags Juice up but Juice throws hands. Fale throat chops! Fale whips Juice to an open corner, runs in and splashes Juice, to then scoop and SLAM him! Fale runs but Juice avoids the elbow drop! Fans rally up as both men crawl, hot tags to Tanahashi and White! Tanahashi dodges to throw hands, then again. Tanahashi dodges a third time for flying forearms! Fans fire up as Tanahashi DECKS Evil and drags White up. Tanahashi throws forearms, scoops and slams White into a drop zone, and goes up the corner. SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps focused and waits for White to rise.

Tanahashi runs but White avoids the slingblade to get a leg! Tanahashi fights free, gets White’s leg, but White fights free. Tanahashi fires off fast hands, brings White back up but White grabs hair! Tanahashi breaks free, but White kicks low and hits a DDT! Fans rally as both men are down again. White and Tanahashi go to opposite neutral corners, and White runs in to uppercut Tanahashi! White reels Tanahashi in for BLADEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Gedo protests but White grits his teeth as he circles around Tanahashi. White stomps Tanahashi’s legs back and forth, left then right. White double guns while Tanahashi writhes. White grabs at the legs again but Tanahashi kicks him away!

White comes back to drag Tanahashi up but Tanahashi hits TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Fans rally, Tanahashi crawls for his corner but so does White, and Evil tags in first! Evil storms over, drags Tanahashi up, but Tanahashi breaks free to kick! Evil blocks to give that to the ref, but Tanahashi blocks Evil’s kick! The ref lets Tanahashi’s leg go, and Tanahashi DRAGON SCREWS Evil! Fans fire up as both men are down and Tanahashi heads for his corner. Hot tag to Henare! Henare throws forearms and headbutts on Evil, whips but Evil reverses, only for Henare to hit a LEAPING SHOULDER! Evil goes to a corner, Henare runs in to clothesline!

Henare fireman’s carries but Evil slips off to CHOP! Henare just roars and CHOPS back! Henare whips, Evil reverses but Henare reverses back to SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Juice hits the Bullet Club corner and joins HenarAce as they double whip Evil corner to corner. Tanahashi whips Henare in to clothesline Evil! Juice whips Tanahashi in for a splash, then Juice runs in to clothesline! Tanahashi and Juice hold Evil in place for Henare’s SPEAR! Cover, but Juice breaks it! Tanahashi throws him out, Juice DECKS Fale then PLANCHAS out onto him! Juice and Fale are down but Henare drags Evil up. Evil fights off the urenage but Henare powers up!

Evil slips out but Henare denies him Everything to HEEL KICK him down! Fans fire up, but Gedo distracts so that Dick Togo can run in! Henare CLOBBERS Dick then DECKS Gedo! Fans fire up with Henare as he drags Evil up. Henare reels Evil in while Juice keeps Fale down. Henare fisherman’s Evil to a torture rack but Evil slips off to rake eyes! White gets in to SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX! Feed to EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!

Winners: Bullet Club, by pinfall

Everything is Evil and that is why Bullet Club is rolling into their coming NJCUP matches! Evil and Fale glare at Toru Yano on commentary, as he is Evil’s next opponent. Will Evil avenge the Rogue General in round three? As for White, he’s mocking the Ace again, but will he be the one that folds?

 

2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Minoru Suzuki VS KENTA!

It would seem this was a battle a long time coming. Roughly sixteen years ago, the Meanest Man in the World made a mockery of a young Fang Revived. Now, just a few steps away from the would-be IWGP World Championship, will Kenta get revenge for that day? Or will history repeat itself in even more brutal fashion?

Kenta shows little respect to The King as he lounges and reads the newspaper during Suzuki’s entrance. Kenta doesn’t even get serious as Red Shoes does the checks. Kenta gets up, picks up the paper, keeps reading it, but then Suzuki snatches it away! Kenta bails out and the bell rings to get this started. Suzuki wants Kenta to get back in the ring but Kenta takes his time with his shirt and final preparations. Kenta goes around the way, slides in but then slips back out. Kenta jogs a bit while Suzuki grows annoyed. Kenta takes half a lap around the ring, gets back in, but then rolls right back out to troll Suzuki. Kenta goes back for his paper to finish reading.

The ring count starts but Suzuki snatches the paper from Kenta. Suzuki sets the paper out and sits, daring Kenta to get in to get the paper. Fans clap and Kenta goes to the apron. Kenta wants space so Suzuki goes to a corner. Kenta still takes his time getting in, and he goes for the paper, but Suzuki attacks! Suzuki kicks and clubs and fires off forearms! They clinch, go to ropes, go around the ropes, and Suzuki gets in Kenta’s face about getting serious. Red Shoes calls for the break, Suzuki lets off, and Kenta SLAPS Suzuki! Kenta bails out, Suzuki goes to chase but Kenta trips him! They go around, Kenta gets in and Suzuki grows frustrated.

Suzuki goes looking under the ring but now Kenta is the one getting impatient. Kenta tells Suzuki to get in, fans rally up, and Suzuki gets on the apron, only for Kenta to BOOT him down! Kenta grabs at Suzuki but Suzuki gets him in a DRAPING ARMBAR! Red Shoes counts, Suzuki lets go at 3 and drags Kenta out. Suzuki whips Kenta into railing! Kenta flops over but Suzuki drags him up to whip into more railing! Kenta tumbles down but Suzuki goes looking under the ring again. Suzuki finds a chair! Suzuki JAMS Kenta with it, Red Shoes tries to stop him but Suzuki pushes him aside. Kenta BOOTS the chair into Suzuki’s face!

Kenta rains down fists, then opens the gate to he can fetch the chair. Kenta brings the chair back to SMACK Suzuki on the back! Suzuki writhes, Kenta digs the chair into his neck! Red Shoes stops Kenta, Suzuki staggers and stumbles but Kenta is on him. Kenta whips Suzuki into railing hard! Fans rally for “SU-ZU-KI!” and he throws hands but Kenta elbows Suzuki back. Kenta puts Suzuki in, kicks him around, then KICKS him in the chest! And again! Suzuki fires up and eggs Kenta on! Kenta KICKS and KICKS then rakes Suzuki’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands, Kenta KICKS but Suzuki throws forearms! Kenta rakes eyes again, KICKS Suzuki to a corner, then digs his boots in.

Fans rally, Suzuki tries to fight Kenta off but Kenta scrapes Suzuki’s face. Kenta drags Suzuki up to snapmare and KICK! And KICK! Suzuki just eggs Kenta on then gets up. Kenta throw forearms, Suzuki gives them back and fans rally as they brawl. Kenta gets the edge, taunts Suzuki now, but ducks the forearm to drop toehold! Kenta hooks Suzuki’s leg and pulls back. Suzuki endures Kenta’s attempts at the Calf Killer, so Kenta lets go to stomp Suzuki! Kenta mocks the fans as they clap, clapping his weird rhythm again. Kenta stomps Suzuki, drags him up and turns him for a neckbreaker! Cover, ONE! Fans cheer but Kenta snarls as he looms over Suzuki.

Kenta stomps Suzuki back down but fans rally up. Kenta toys with Suzuki, kicks him in the mouth, but Suzuki gets up and smiles! Kenta KICKS, KICKS and KICKS, but Suzuki laughs as he DECKS Kenta! Suzuki drags Kenta up to headbutt him to a corner! Suzuki runs corner to corner to BOOT Kenta, then snapmares him for a KICK to the chest! Suzuki makes Kenta sit up and KICKS him again! Then Suzuki runs to PENALTY KICK Kenta down! Suzuki covers with one foot, Kenta pushes him away. Kenta gets up to throw forearms, but Suzuki ROCKS Kenta again! And again! Kenta dodges the next forearm to spin Suzuki to a DDT!

Fans cheer while both men are down, and rally as Kenta stomps Suzuki at the ropes. Kenta drags Suzuki up on the apron and brings him through ropes, for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, ONE! Kenta slithers and watches Suzuki sit up in the corner. Kenta runs corner to corner to BOOT Suzuki! Suzuki grabs Kenta’s hair but Kenta throws forearms over and over! Kenta runs corner to corner but Suzuki follows to BOOT him! Suzuki fires off forearms now, then runs corner to corner. Kenta follows to BOOT back! Kenta throws more forearms on Suzuki, fans rally up, then Kenta goes corner to corner again to HESITATION DROPKICK!

Suzuki flops down, Kenta climbs up, for DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! No coup de grace here but Kenta vows to finish this! Kenta fireman’s carries but Suzuki counters with a GUILLOTINE! Suzuki spins Kenta, reels him in, but Kenta slips out to omoplata! Kenta gets the GAME OVER crossface! Suzuki endures, fans rally up, and Kenta can’t keep the grip. Suzuki fights towards ropes as Kenta tries to get the hold back on! Suzuki moves around, reaches and gets a ropebreak with a foot! Kenta lets go, but he comes back to KNEE Suzuki against ropes! Suzuki staggers, Kenta runs, PSYCHO KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Kenta fires up and slashes the throat, vowing to end this!

Kenta fireman’s carries, GO TO- NO! Suzuki counters to drag Kenta down for a HALF CRAB! Kenta endures as Suzuki sits deep, but then Suzuki drags Kenta from ropes! Fans rally as Kenta endures and crawls back for ropes, but Suzuki shifts and drags Kenta away again. Suzuki stomps Kenta’s head, then gets the Half Crab again! Suzuki bends Kenta even deeper! Kenta still fights to get the ropebreak! Suzuki lets go, talks trash and kicks at Kenta. Kenta sits up, Suzuki jabs him with knees, but Kenta gets up to SLAP Suzuki! Suzuki fires off SLAPPING palm strikes! Kenta wobbles, but he COUNTER STRIKES! Kenta fires off SLAP after SLAP, but Suzuki dodges to fire off fast SLAPS!

Kenta grins and fires off more SLAPS of his own! Suzuki laughs it off and it’s a SLAP FIGHT! Fans rally up as hands fly, but Suzuki gets the edge as he ROCKS Kenta again and again! Kenta BACK HANDS! And AGAIN! Fireman’s carry, but Suzuki slips out to a SLEEPER HOLD! Suzuki squeezes tight, fans rally up, and Kenta is already turning red! Suzuki spins Kenta around for more SLAPPING strikes! A flurry of palm strikes and it’s back to the sleeper! Suzuki then spins Kenta to reel him in, but Kenta fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, KENTA WINS!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

In the blink of an eye, the Fang Revived turned things around and struck down the King! Will he do the same to whoever he faces in the quarterfinals?

 

2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hirooki Goto VS Shingo Takagi!

Speaking of brutal battles, these two had incredible ones over the NEVER Openweight Championship, but are now battling for another prize! Who withstands another slugfest of fighting spirit and moves on to the third round?

The bell rings and fans rally already as the two circle. Goto and Takagi tie up, Goto headlocks but Takagi powers out. They collide with shoulders and neither falls. Takagi runs, rams Goto but Goto fires a forearm. Takagi forearms, Goto forearms, repeat and fans rally as they pick up speed. Goto and Takagi go faster and faster, no guard! Takagi gets the edge, runs, RAMS but Goto rebounds, only for Takagi to run him over anyway! Takagi runs, but Goto dodges the sliding lariat, only to run into a fireman’s carry! Goto fights off to dragon sleeper but Takagi snapmares free, BLINDSIDE EUROUPPER! Then SLIDING LARIAT!

Takagi drags Goto up, pump handle and fireman’s carry, but Goto slips off! Goto uses a sleeper to drag Takagi down for GOTO NI SHIKI!! TWO!! Takagi narrowly escapes Goto’s modified cradle and Goto bails out. Takagi goes out to BOOT Goto! Takagi drags Goto around, POSTS him, then goes around the way to drag him back up. Takagi bumps Goto off the apron, and again, then whips Goto, only for Goto to reverse! Takagi stops short of hitting railing, then dodges Goto as he runs in so Goto runs into railing! Takagi runs back in to kick and DDT! Fans fire up with Takagi and they clap “TA-KA-GI!” The ring count starts and Takagi drags Goto up to put him in.

Takagi brings Goto up to dig an elbow into Goto’s shoulder. Takagi drives the elbow in again and again, then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Takagi keeps his cool, stands on Goto’s head and flexes, but lets off to bring Goto up. Takagi whips but Goto blocks by holding ropes. Takagi knees low, and again, and again, to then whip Goto to ropes. Goto blocks the hip toss to give a hip toss! Takagi gets up, blocks Goto’s kick and puts the legs on the ropes! Goto slips free before Takagi can hit a draping elbow, but Takagi keeps him on the apron. Takagi brings Goto up for headbutts, then fires up as he goes out to join him! Fans fire up and Takagi lines up his shot as he fireman’s carries Goto.

Goto fights free and pulls Takagi’s hair for an APRON HEADSHOT! Both men flop to the floor but Takagi clearly having the worst of it. Goto drags Takagi back up as fans rally. Goto whips Takagi into railing, then BLINDSIDE LARIATS him! Takagi slumps down, Goto digs his boot in! Red Shoes reprimands and Goto lets off. Goto drags Takagi up to put him in the ring and fans cheer his sportsmanship. Goto stomps Takagi at the ropes but Takagi goes to scoop. Goto clubs Takagi first, whips him and elbows him down! Cover, ONE! Goto clamps onto Takagi with a chinlock and digs his knee in. Fans rally as Takagi endures but Goto drives his elbow into Takagi’s face!

Goto sits Takagi up to grind his forearm into his face, then neck wrenches, then clamps on a headscissor squeeze! Takagi endures even as Goto pushes up for leverage. Goto thrashes about but Takagi endures and crawls with his legs. Fans rally up and Takagi gets the ropebreak! Red Shoes counts but Goto lets off fast, and fans rally again. Goto drags Takagi up, clubs him and stomps him then eggs him on. Takagi eggs Goto on in return but Goto KICKS him down! Takagi gets up, Goto clubs him more, then throws forearms. Takagi just fires up and CHOPS back! Goto likes that and dares Takagi to do it again. Takagi CHOPS and CHOPS but Goto uppercuts and elbows away!

Goto brings Takagi around for more elbows, then runs, into Takagi’s elbow! JAB and LEFT LARIAT! Fans fire up as both men are down. Takagi gets up, drags Goto up and whips him, but Goto blocks again. Takagi throws knees, whips and then KNEES Goto, to run and run him over! Takagi drags Goto back up, reels him in and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Goto stays strong but both men are feeling pretty sore. Fans rally up for “TA-KA-GI!” as he gets back up. Takagi kicks at Goto, then brings him back up. Takagi goes to Gory Especial but Goto fights that off. Takagi spins Goto but Goto hits a suplex! Fans rally up as both men are down and stirring.

Takagi goes to a corner, drags himself up, but Goto rises. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto keeps his cool and brings Takagi back up. Goto fireman’s carries but Takagi blocks with a facelock! Goto breaks free and fires off forearms! Goto has Takagi in the corner, whips him corner to corner, but Takagi reverses. Takagi runs in but blocks the boot. Takagi powers through and clotheslines! Takagi whips Goto, Goto reverses and runs in to clothesline! Goto reels Takagi in for a SAIDO! But Takagi’s right up to SNAP SAIDO! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Takagi sits up as fans rally again, and he stands up.

Takagi watches Goto rise then runs, but DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls but Takagi wobbles. Goto runs and LARIATS but Takagi stays up! Takagi runs to LARIAT but Goto stays up! Goto runs, LARIATS, but Takagi stays up. Takagi gets in Goto’s face, they both run, DOUBLE LARIATS! DOUBLE LARIATS! And again, DOUBLE LARIATS! Finally, both men flop over! Fans rally as Takagi and Goto stir. Goto grabs Takagi’s hair, stands him up, runs, but Takagi follows! Takagi clotheslines Goto at ropes, runs but then Goto follows! Takagi stops to elbow, JAB and- NO! Goto LARIATS! But Takagi is right up, only to run into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI!

But Goto can’t cover, he’s so tired! Fans rally up as both men are down again! Goto drags Takagi up, dragon sleepers, but Takagi spins around and RAMS Goto into a corner! Takagi staggers, dodges Goto, but Goto elbows the waistlock. Goto runs but Takagi reels him in! Goto fires off more elbows, but Takagi BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Takagi and Goto are down again as fans fire back up. Takagi gets up at the ropes, goes over to Goto and kicks him around. Takagi toys with Goto, but Goto slowly gets up. Takagi kicks Goto more, but Goto gets mad! Goto eggs Takagi on, blocks a kick but Takagi ROCKS him! Takagi kicks, Goto deflects and spins, but into the Gory Especial! NOSHIGAMI!

But Takagi can’t cover because he’s also tired! Fans fire up as Takagi gets back to his feet. Goto rises, Takagi runs, PUMP- NO! Goto dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS collide again! But Goto fires back up and swings, into a pump handle! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO?!? Goto survives and fans fire up again! Takagi fires up with “OI! OI! OI!” and fans follow suit. Takagi drags Goto up, pump handles but Goto elbows the fireman’s carry away. Takagi wrenches, Goto throws more forearms! Takagi fires boxing elbows over and over, maybe about a dozen times before he DECKS Goto! Takagi fires up again, as do fans, and Takagi drags Goto back up.

Goto breaks free but Takagi JABS, but lariats into a fireman’s carry! G T W!! But again Goto can’t make the cover! Fans rally up hard as ever as both men slowly stir. Goto drags Takagi up, reels him into the dragon sleeper, but Takagi fights it! Goto spins Takagi to HEADBUTT! Goto facelocks for the REVERSE G T R! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives but Goto grits his teeth. Goto powers up as Takagi sits up, to BUZZSAW Takagi down! Goto drags Takagi back up, dragon sleepers, but Takagi drops to victory roll! TWO!! Goto narrowly escapes and shocks himself! Goto kicks but Takagi blocks to HEADBUTT and LARIAT! Fans are thunderous again, and Takagi fires up as he rises again.

Takagi drags Goto up, pump handles and fireman’s carries, but Goto slips out to dragon sleeper! Takagi spins around but the two struggle for suplex control! Takagi powers through but Goto fights it off! Goto powers up to get Takagi up but Takagi fights free! Takagi gets Goto on the ropes, turns him around, DRAPING TAKAGI GTR! Takagi drags Goto back up as fans are thunderous again, and Takagi runs to PUMPING BOMBER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Goto survives again and Takagi is beside himself! Fans rally up as Takagi drags Goto into the pump handle and fireman’s carry. LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, Takagi wins!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Dragon slays the Fierce Warrior! Add this to defeating Kazuchika Okada in the opening round, Takagi’s on quite the roll! But he shows respect to Goto by applauding him on his way out. And after Takagi catches his breath and stands up, he gets the mic to speak.

“OI, NAGOYA! In a way, this was like revenge for what happened with the NEVER title from January. That was a decisive loss and this was a decisive win. But man, Goto’s tough as ever.” To Takagi, Goto talks “a load of nonsense, and God knows what goes on in his head, but Goto’s tough as nails.” But in the end, there was no “Goto Trouble” for Takagi. With this behind him, Takagi can go out in Nagoya even though restaurants close at 9. But even so, Takagi wants to thank everyone for coming out tonight. Fans cheer that, and Takagi says he’s “one step closer to Kota Ibushi! Oi, Ibushi, I know you’re watching. I’m coming for your neck.” Fans like that idea!

“The New Japan Cup marches on. I will keep soaring as a rampaging dragon.” He was out the first round last year, but he vows to be “soaring to victory!” But with Kenta being his next opponent, will Takagi keep going towards the finals? Or will the Fang Revived be able to slay the Dragon?


My Thoughts:

A very good event for NJPW. The first match I skipped was very clear, as Gabriel Kidd the Young Lion was going to take the loss, and Douki being in Suzuki-Gun’s match is about the same as a Young Lion. Another take on LIJ VS Chaos featuring Nagata happened and I probably could’ve covered it but time’s been limited. Sanada gets the win off Sho so that the math between Cold Skull and Blue Justice stays mostly unaffected. Sanada VS Nagata is part of tomorrow’s event, 3/14/21, and should be very good but Sanada is definitely winning. Bullet Club naturally gets another win as White needs momentum towards Tanahashi and Evil is building strong in his story of going back-to-back, and I almost feel like I could’ve skipped this one in favor of the LIJ match.

Suzuki VS Kenta had an interesting start with the newspaper bit, but then it got just as strong as expected with their strikes. Kenta getting the win was a bit surprising but he is rising up the ranks in NJPW and this is a sign of that. Goto VS Takagi was not quite on the level of the NEVER Openweight Championship match Takagi referenced, but it was still very good. Takagi winning makes a lot of sense, he is also rising up the ranks, and is quite the hot hand. Takagi VS Kenta next round already sounds like a really good match, but assuming EVIL gets through Yano, Takagi certainly wins again because they aren’t going to Bullet Club VS Bullet Club just yet. If it’s happening, it should be Evil VS White first. Plus, Evil VS Takagi makes for a great return to the story of Evil’s betrayal of LIJ.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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