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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (10/13/21)

Round 8, A Block!

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NJPW G1 Climax 31

Will the Dominator slay the Dragon?

Great-O-Khan may be out of the G1 Climax running, but he can still earn a title match with a win over THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! Will the United Empire still have a way to conquer NJPW?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tomohiro Ishii VS Yujiro Takahashi w/ Pieter; Ishii wins.
  • KENTA VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado; Kenta wins.
  • Toru Yano VS Zack Sabre Jr; ZSJ wins.
  • Shingo Takagi VS Great-O-Khan; Takagi wins.

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Here are the current A Block standings!

Kota Ibushi: 6-2, 12 points [won special singles bye]
Kenta: 5-2, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 5-2, 10 points
Shingo Takagi: 5-2, 10 points
Tomohiro Ishii: 4-3, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Toru Yano: 4-3, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 4-4, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yujiro Takahashi: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Tomohiro Ishii VS Yujiro Takahashi w/ Pieter!

The Stone Pitbull and the Tokyo Pimp are mathematically eliminated from taking the block, but they still have their pride! Will Ishii take a bite out of Yujiro? Or will the House of Torture earn a shot at the NEVER Openweight Six Man titles through this match?

The second Ishii is in the ring, Yujiro attacks! Yujiro whips, Ishii reverses but Yujiro runs him over! The bell rings to get this on record as Yujiro stomps and kicks Ishii out of the ring. Fans rally for “I-SHI-I!” as Yujiro whips him hard into railing! Yujiro drags Ishii up, knees him low, then whips him the other way, only for Ishii to reverse! Yujiro hits railing and falls to the floor! Ishii stalks Yujiro around the way but Pieter sneaks the cane to Yujiro. Yujiro JAMS Ishii in the ribs, then Pieter distracts the ref as Yujiro throws Ishii into more railing. Yujiro gets space and Pieter keeps the ref distracted as a CANE SHOT takes Ishii down!

Fans rally as Yujiro puts the cane away. He puts Ishii in the ring, covers, ONE! Yujiro is annoyed but he drags Ishii up. Yujiro bumps Ishii off buckles then stomps him. Yujiro CHOPS but Ishii snarls, so Yujiro CHOPS again. Yujiro CHOPS and CHOPS but Ishii CHOPS back. Yujiro eggs Ishii on so Ishii CHOPS again. Yujiro back elbows Ishii down! Then he backs up to run in and BOOT! Yujiro pushes Ishii down, covers, TWO! Fans rally, Yujiro drops a leg, an elbow and a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Yujiro paces around. Yujiro drags Ishii up, reels him in and back suplexes! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is annoyed but he kicks Ishii around.

Yujiro stands Ishii up to snapmare him down, then runs to basement BOOT! But Ishii stays up? Yujiro runs again and basement BOOTS! Ishii keeps himself up win an arm, but Yujiro runs to BOOT that arm! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Yujiro is further annoyed. Yujiro sits Ishii up but Ishii headbutts low. Yujiro throws a forearm, then another, and Ishii wobbles. Yujiro fires more but Ishii eggs him on. Yujiro fires forearm after forearm, eggs Ishii on then rakes his eyes! Yujiro whips Ishii to a corner, but Ishii comes back to run him over! Fans rally up, Ishii CHOPS Yujiro against ropes. And again! And again! And again! Ishii makes sure Yujiro stays standing so he can CHOP more!

The ref reprimands but Ishii CHOPS then whips. Yujiro holds ropes, Ishii runs in, FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Yujiro runs but into Ishii’s POWERSLAM! Fans rally up while both men are down! Ishii gets up first, stands Yujiro up, but Yujiro throws elbows to get out of the waistlock. Ishii swings but Yujiro gets around, ducks as Ishii swings again, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Ishii clutches his head while fans rally up. Yujiro stands Ishii up against ropes, backs up and runs in to BOOT! Ishii staggers, Yujiro runs and BOOTS him again! Ishii roars and throws a forearm! Yujiro blocks Ishii’s kick, throws him down then runs, but Ishii avoids the basement dropkick!

Yujiro kicks low then reels Ishii in, but Ishii fights off the fisherman! Ishii suplexes Yujiro up and over! Fans fire up as both men are down again. Yujiro gets to a corner, Ishii runs in and clotheslines! Ishii hoists Yujiro up top, climbs up to join him, then brings Yujiro up for a STALLING SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Yujiro survives and fans fire up again! Fans continue to rally, “I-SHI-I! I-SHI-I!” as he brings Yujiro up. Ishii reels him in but Yujiro BITES Ishii’s hand! And bites harder! Ishii powers up and withstands the biting, but Yujiro bites harder! The ref reprimands, Yujiro stops and throws forearms.

Ishii ROCKS Yujiro back, reels him in, but Yujiro powers up to an Alabama lift! Ishii kicks and gets back to his feet, but Yujiro slips out of the bomb to spin Ishii around to a DDT! Fans rally up as Yujiro crawls over to the ropes. Yujiro stands up and hobbles back to Ishii. Yujiro drags Ishii up, reels him in, but Ishii fights the lift with elbows. Yujiro throws forearm after forearm but Ishii fires up and fires forearms back! Yujiro fires up, Ishii throws boxing elbows, then runs, but Yujiro reels him in, INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Ishii survives and Yujiro grows frustrated. Fans rally but Yujiro stands Ishii up. Yujiro fireman’s carry but Ishii slips off!

Ishii dodges the boot, he blocks a clothesline but so does Yujiro. Ishii ENZIGURIS but Yujiro blocks! Yujiro runs, but Ishii dodges, only for Yujiro to LARIAT! Yujiro brings Ishii up and around, BUCKLE BOMB! It wasn’t the cleanest, either, but Yujiro drags Ishii up to fireman’s carry! MIAMI SHINE! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives again and fans fire up! Yujiro drags Ishii back up, reels him in, but no Pimp Juice! Ishii blocks the kick, waitslocks, but Yujiro elbows out, only to turn around into a SAIDO! Fans fire up while both men are down. Yujiro and Ishii slowly rise, Yujiro fires forearms but Ishii headbutts! Yujiro boots, and BOOTS, but Ishii ENZIGURIS!

Both men are down again but fans rally back up. Ishii stands up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is still in this, but Ishii runs to LARIAT him back down! Ishii drags Yujiro up and suplexes, but Yujiro slips out to steal the BRAINBUSTER! Then PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO?!? Ishii survives and the fans fire up! Yujiro gets up and roars, then he brings Ishii up. But Ishii blocks Big Juice and back drops Yujiro away! Yujiro is right back up but Ishii blocks the boot. Yujiro forearms, but then swings into a spin! Ishii suplexes, Yujiro fights out, wrench and LARIAT! Fans fire up as Yujiro gets Ishii back up, for BIG- NO! Ishii wrenches out to RUNNING HEADBUTT!

Both men are down again but fans rally up. Yujiro flounders but Ishii roars. Ishii runs but into a boot and a SLAP! Yujiro drags Ishii back up for BIG- NO, Ishii gets around to SNAP GERMAN! But Yujiro stands?! Yujiro roars, headbutts the buckles, and runs, into Ishii’s LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!! Ishii can’t believe Yujiro survives but he gets him right back up! Suplex to BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Ishii wins!

Winner: Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yujiro earns 0)

The Stone Pitbull hit harder than the Tokyo Pimp could take, and he is still on the bottom! Will Ishii finish strong to the last round?

 

KENTA VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!

Once more, it is Bullet Club VS Bullet Club! Fang Revived still has life in the G1, but will the Silverback spoil that for him? Or will Loa do Kenta a solid since he’s out of the running anyway?

Being Bullet Club, they all Low Sweet, and fans cheer. The bell rings and this is a straight up match as the two circle. Kenta gets fans on his rhythm, then ties up with Loa. Loa shoves Kenta down and Kenta gets to the ropes. Kenta’s a bit surprised but Loa says it’s all cool. They circle, Kenta gets fans clapping again, and they tie up again. Loa shoves Kenta down again and Kenta gets to the corner. Loa assures Kenta, it’s all out of respect. They circle again, Kenta gives a sharp kick, but Loa walks it off. The two feel out the grapple, Kenta kicks again and Jado gets upset but Loa still walks it off. Loa and Kenta circle, feel things out, and Kenta kicks and kicks and kicks!

Kenta headlocks, Loa powers out then runs Kenta over! Kenta bails out as fans cheer and Loa waits on him. Fans rally, Kenta catches his breath on the outside and Loa lets him have space. Kenta slides in, only to roll right back out. Jado protests but Kenta dares Loa to come out after him. Loa does go out but then Kenta gets back in. Loa laughs off Kenta trolling him. Now Kenta wants Loa to get in. Loa does, and so Kenta goes back out. The trolling continues but Loa keeps his cool. Loa goes out again but Kenta gets back in. Loa sighs but he slides back in, and Jado blocks Kenta’s escape route! Fans fire up as Kenta backs up into Loa’s kick!

Loa CLUBS Kenta down, Kenta throws body shots but Loa CLUBS him then throws him out. Now Loa gives Kenta his fight outside as he RAMS Kenta into railing! But Kenta RAMS Loa into the apron! Kenta whips but Loa reverses, Kenta goes into more railing! Kenta hobbles around the way, Loa follows, and Loa throws haymakers to keep Kenta going. Loa bumps Kenta off apron, kicks him against railing but Kenta kicks back. Loa throws body shots, CLUBS Kenta down, then throws more forearms. The ring count begins, Loa throws more forearms, then CLUBS Kenta before giving him an APRON BACK SUPLEX at 10 of 20!

Kenta flops back down and Loa says this is what Kenta wanted. The count is 15, Loa puts Kenta in at 16. Fans cheer, and Loa hits a slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! Loa keeps cool as he pushes Kenta around. Kenta throws slapping shots but Loa grins and SLAPS back. Kenta gets to a corner, Loa stomps him down. Loa drags Kenta up, brings him around and scoops to SLAM! Cover, TWO! Loa wraps on a chinlock and grinds Kenta down. Kenta endures, Loa brings Kenta to the mat and fans rally up. Kenta fights up, throws body shots, then runs but into a BOOT! Loa STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Loa keeps on Kenta with a half nelson, that he turns into the OG KILLER!

Kenta endures the crossface and he crawls around, reaching for ropes. Loa asks if Kenta is giving up and Kenta says no, so Loa pulls back harder! Kenta reaches but Loa elbows that arm down, then rolls Kenta away from ropes! Loa cranks on the crossface but Kenta scoots backwards to the ROPEBREAK! The ref points it out and Loa lets go slowly. Loa then stomps Kenta down! Loa puts Kenta on the ropes, chokes him with them, then lets off as the ref counts. Loa pie faces Kenta but Kenta eggs him on so Loa kicks him. Fans rally and Loa CLUBS Kenta. Loa grins as he brings Kenta up to suplex. Kenta slips out, gets to a corner and boots Loa back.

Loa returns but into more BOOTS! Kenta goes up, reels Loa in and TORNADO HOTSHOTS! Kenta goes back up to FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Cover, TWO! Kenta is annoyed but Jado and the fans applaud. Kenta drags Loa up but Loa fights the fisherman. Loa throws body shots, CLUBS Kenta, but Kenta BOOTS back. Loa growls, and blocks Kenta’s powerslam! Loa CLUBS free, Kenta ducks and dodges to BOOT again. Now he gets the POWERSLAM! Fans rally up as Kenta stands back up. Kenta waits for Loa to sit up, and Kenta KICKS him in the chest. Loa sits up and nods, but Kenta KICKS him again. Jado coaches Loa and Loa eggs Kenta on. Kenta KICKS again, and again, and again!

Loa fires up off the kicks, kicks back, throws knees and an ENZIGURI! Fans fire up with Loa as he keeps Kenta from escaping. Loa reels him in for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Kenta’s still in this but Loa still smiles. Loa drags Kenta up, scoops him, but Kenta slips out of Ape Shit to bail out of the ring. Loa goes out after him and CLUBS Kenta around the way. Loa scoops Kenta to hit SNAKE EYES off the railing! The ref wants this back in the ring but Loa says this fight is outside now. Loa digs his boot into Kenta’s neck but lets off as the ring count starts. Loa paces, grinds Kenta’s fingers into the floor, but lets off as the count is 10 of 20.

Loa stands Kenta up to RAM him into railing, wants the ref to hold on, and he puts Kenta in at 15. Fans cheer as this continues in the ring, but Kenta KICKS Loa while he’s in the ropes! And again! Kenta goes to the corner, GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP! Then the BRAINKILLER! Both men are down after the draping DDT and fans rally up again. Kenta watches Loa, slides back to a corner, then runs corner to corner to BOOT! Kenta keeps moving but Loa follows to clothesline! Loa whips, Kenta forearms back! Kenta sobats, runs in and BOOTS again! Loa sits down, Kenta goes corner to corner for the HESITATION DROPKICK!

Fans fire up and Kenta goes to the top rope. DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Loa survives the coup de grace but Kenta keeps his focus. Kenta slashes his throat and fans fire up as he fireman’s carries. Loa blocks, elbows Kenta over and over, but Kenta throws a forearm! Loa throws the forearm back, so Kenta gives another. Jado coaches Loa, Loa smacks himself then fires another forearm! Kenta gives a forearm, Loa gives a forearm, and fans rally up! Kenta BOOTS, LARIATS, and URAKENS! And URAKENS! And DISCUS- EXPLODER! Loa fires up and the fans are behind him! Kenta slowly rises, Loa runs in, but Kenta sends Loa at he ref!

Loa stops himself short, but then Kenta CLOBBERS Loa into the ref! Everyone goes down and Loa checks on the ref. Loa goes after Kenta. Loa says Kenta’s been a b*tch this entire night, but Kenta LOW BLOWS Loa! Kenta “apologizes” to Loa for that one, but Jado says that’s BS! Jado gets on the apron and Kenta defends himself. Jado steps in and Kenta kicks the ropes! Jado goes down, Kenta gest the kendo stick! Kenta “apologizes” for what’s about to happen, but then the ref gets up. Kenta plays dead! The ref sees Jado and thinks he has something to do with it so he gets Jado towards the ropes. Kenta gets the kendo stick and runs at Loa, but into a LOW BLOW!!

Loa gets Kenta up, reels him in and says this is it! But Kenta RANAS, only for Loa to block! Kenta throws down hands, gets free but Loa blocks the cradle! Loa scoops Kenta for APE- NO, Kenta sends Loa into buckles! Roll up with the ropes! Kenta wins!!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

The ref completely misses Kenta stealing this one from Loa! Loa oddly does applaud Kenta’s savvy, and then he gets Jado and Kenta to Low Sweet. Bullet Club continues to be rather dysfunctional, but is the faction still going to stay united through it all?

 

Toru Yano VS Zack Sabre Jr!

The Clown Prince of Chaos may not be able to take his KOPW 2021 trophy to the G1 finals, but he could ruin things for the Submission Master! Will Yano play spoiler or be made to #JustTapOut?

ZSJ attacks Yano during his long entrance! The bell rings to have this on record, Yano gets the ropebreak but ZSJ lets off, only to get Yano back in the SLEEPER! Cobra twist takedown, TWO! Yano comes back, M U! TWO!! ZSJ headlocks, Yano powers out but ZSJ goes around to get Yano in the cobra twist! Then the takedown to the cover, TWO!! Yano narrowly escapes and then gets out of the ring to finally get ready. ZSJ tells Yano to get in the ring but Yano says only if ZSJ agrees to keep this to wrestling. Fans cheer and rally behind Yano as ZSJ tells Yano to get in the ring. Yano waits but ZSJ goes out after him! Yano gets in the ring and now ZSJ wants Yano to come outside.

Yano and ZSJ argue back and forth, Yano wants wrestling! ZSJ tells him to shut up, then he gets in. Yano shoot sin, ZSJ switches, Yano switches, ZSJ scrambles and Yano gets away. The two circle as fans cheer, ZSJ kicks low then throws EuroUppers. ZSJ runs but Yano pulls hair, only for ZSJ to swing on him. Yano dodges to Belly2Belly! Fans rally and ZSJ bails out, so Yano goes out after him! Yano brings ZSJ up and carries him up the ramp! Yano goes through the curtain to gorilla position! What’s going on back there? We hear a lot of clattering but the cameras stay ringside as the ring count starts. Yano comes running back out of the curtain, but what happened to ZSJ?

As the count reaches 10 of 20, ZSJ staggers out with a blindfold bag on his head! Where was Yano keeping that? ZSJ snatches it off at 15 and runs into the ring at 17! But Yano has a CROSS ARMBREAKER!! ZSJ turns that around to his own CROSS ARMBREAKER! Yano scrambles and gets the ropebreak! ZSJ lets Yano go but kicks him out of the ring. Fans rally up, “Z S J!” “Y T R!” as ZSJ wraps Yano’s arm around railing and pulls. Yano rakes ZSJ’s eyes! Yano scrambles away, to go under the ring! He did this to Yujiro last time, but ZSJ drags Yano back out with an ANKLE LOCK! Yano can only endure on the outside, but he rolls to send ZSJ into the apron! Yano has handcuffs!

Yano cuffs one of ZSJ’s hands, the ref reprimands but Yano drags ZSJ to railing. ZSJ rakes eyes, and he cuffs himself to Yano! Now where one goes, the other goes! They kick each other, throw forearms, but the ring count is climbing! ZSJ wrenches at 10 of 20 for a top wristlock. Yano kicks and the count is 15! Yano rakes eyes, the count is 18! They both run in at 19!! Then they fire off more forearms! ZSJ wrenches to a backslide but Yano fights that to a fireman’s carry takedown! TWO, ZSJ has a cradle, TWO! Yano has the cover back, TWO! Yano fights the backslide, ZSJ jumps to get a TRIANGLE HOLD! Yano gets the key for the cuffs out of his boot!

Yano fights up, goes to use the key, but ZSJ shifts to a CROSS ARMBREAKER! Yano taps, ZSJ wins!!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (gains 2 points; Yano earns 0)

Yano suffers more as ZSJ keeps on the hold. ZSJ then gets the key to undo the cuffs and free them both. The Submission Master is just one match away, will he earn himself the A Block spot in the finals?

 

Shingo Takagi VS Great-O-Khan!

The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion wants to make history by going to the finals, but he’s still on the bubble! Will the Dominator pop that bubble and drag the Dragon down to Earth? Or will Takagi be roaring towards the top of the block?

Khan does not move from center as Takagi makes his entrance. Red Shoes does his check, Takagi puts his jacket and world title belt aside, and the bell rings. Fans rally as Takagi and Khan stare down. Takagi shoves Khan and eggs him on. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and Khan manages to power Takagi to ropes. Takagi turns things around but Khan turns it back around, and he lets off clean, then kicks low! Khan headlocks and grinds, Takagi fights up and squeezes back with a bearhug. Takagi body shots, powers out and drop toeholds to get a headlock of his own. Fans cheer, Khan fights up, but Takagi grinds the hold. Khan pulls hair then gets the headlock back!

Takagi powers up and out and pulls Khan’s hair in return! Takagi headlocks, Khan powers out but Takagi rams shoulders. The two stare down and fans fire up. Khan eggs Takagi on, he runs and they ram shoulders again! Takagi almost bounces off but then he eggs Khan on. Khan runs, Takagi drops but Khan rams him, only for Takagi to rebound and run Khan over! Fans fire up for “TA-KA-GI! TA-KA-GI!” as he drops elbow after elbow. Then the BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO, but Takagi has the chinlock. Takagi grinds Khan down, Khan fights up as fans rally, but Takagi puts Khan in a corner. Takagi lets off, to then RAM his shoulder in! And again! And again!

Takagi lets off and fans applaud as Takagi CLUBS Khan down. Takagi drags Khan up, reels him in, but Khan elbows the back suplex away. Khan runs but into an elbow! Takagi runs but Khan goes the other way to run Takagi over! Takagi bails out, Khan catches his breath and waits on him. Takagi catches his breath on the outside, and the rib tape shows that is probably tougher than usual. Khan eggs Takagi on but Takagi tells him to just wait. Takagi goes around the way so Khan strikes a pose. Takagi gets in, Khan rushes in, but Takagi grabs at his legs! Khan uses the iron claw to drag Takagi up to the apron! Red Shoes reprimands because of the ropes, and Khan lets go, to BOOT Takagi down!

Takagi crashes into the railing! Khan goes out to stomp Takagi down. Khan drags Takagi up to whip into railing! Takagi leans against railing but Khan CLUBS him. Takagi throws forearms in return, until Khan RAMS Takagi into railing! The ring count is 7 of 20, Khan goes in. Takagi slowly gets up as fans rally and stands at 15. Takagi takes a moment then gets in at 17. Khan digs his boots into Takagi and gives him some Bad Vibrations. Red Shoes counts, Khan lets off and brings Takagi up. Khan snapmares to a chinlock, and digs his knee into Takagi’s back. Fans rally up as Takagi endures but Khan shifts to a sleeper! Khan grinds Takagi to the mat but Takagi keeps fighting.

Takagi reaches out, ropebreak with a foot! Khan lets off to kneel on Takagi’s head. Red Shoes reprimands, Khan lets off and Takagi gets up. Khan wrenches an arm, whips Takagi into a corner hard, then bumps Takagi off buckles. Khan CLUBS Takagi, then hops up to sit on Takagi’s head! Fans cheer as Khan wiggles around then hops off. Takagi BLINDSIDE LARIATS! But Khan stays on his feet!? Khan pulls hair, Takagi slaps his hand away. Takagi CHOPS, Khan CHOPS back! Takagi laughs and CHOPS again! Khan CHOPS, Takagi CHOPS, and fans rally up! Khan eggs Takagi on so Takagi CHOPS again. CHOP after CHOP after CHOP!

Khan CHOPS and CHOPS but Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS! Khan MONGOLIAN CHOPS! And again! And then Takagi blocks to steal the Mongolian Chops! And again! Fans fire up, Takagi fakes Khan out to JAB, and YUKON feint to a DDT! Both men are down and fans fire up! Takagi drags Khan up, whips him to ropes, then KNEES him low. Takagi runs to run Khan over! Fans fire up and Takagi encourages them to get louder. Takagi then sees Khan in the corner and runs in, but he blocks the boot! And clotheslines through! Takagi fires up more and he brings Khan in for a suplex. Khan blocks, tries to suplex back, but Takagi fights that! Takagi suplexes Khan up and over! Cover, TWO!

Takagi gets fans rallying again as Khan crawls. Takagi stands on Khan’s head, stomps him down, then gets fans rallying even louder. Takagi sits Khan up to drive elbow after elbow into Khan’s shoulders. Then he runs, to SLIDING- NO! Khan catches him for the KATAGATAMI! Khan thrashes Takagi around but Takagi elbows free. Takagi runs into a HIP TOSS! Fans rally up harder again as Khan crawls over to Takagi. Khan stands him up for forearms in the corner, then whips him corner to corner and a clothesline from behind! Khan puts Takagi up top, and MONGOLIAN CHOPS him into the Tree of Woe! Khan slaps Takagi around, digs his boots in, and talks trash.

Red Shoes reprimands as Khan mockingly asks what’s wrong. Khan goes to the corner, three point stance and SLIDING BOOT! Takagi flops out of the Tree and Khan drags him to a cover, TWO! Khan mockingly asks what’s wrong again, and then he clamps onto Takagi. He wants Takagi to kiss his boot! Takagi’s face is pressed into the leather and laces! Khan applauds and then mockingly kicks at Takagi. Takagi gets up and Khan slap shim around. Takagi shoves Khan to a corner then fires of JABS and CHOPS over and over! JAB! JAB! HOOK! HOOK! Khan and Takagi go forehead to forehead, then Khan throws a forearm!

Khan eggs Takagi on so Takagi gives him a forearm back! Khan forearms, Takagi forearms, faster and faster and faster! Takagi gets boxing elbows, but Khan THROAT STABS and DECKS Takagi with a forearm!! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Khan crawls to ropes, fans rally up and he fires up. Takagi stands, Khan mocks Takagi and runs, but into Khan’s LARIAT and SAIDO! But Khan’s right up to BOOT! But Takagi’s right up to PUMPING BOMBER! But Khan’s back up to SAIDO! Takagi gets up again!? SLIDING LARIAT!! Fans are thunderous for that exchange! Takagi and Khan stir, and Takagi fires up with “OI! OI! OI!”

Takagi stands as fans clap along. Takagi gets Khan up, reels him into the pump handle but Khan fights the lift! Khan elbows at the arm but Takagi tries the Gory Especial! Khan fights that off and backs Takagi into buckles! Takagi clutches his ribs, but he comes back, only for Khan to get around, BEARHUG! Takagi elbows free but Khan RAMS him into the corner again! Fans rally again as Khan drags Takagi up. Khan hangs Takagi out to dry and Takagi flops right off the ropes! Takagi clutches the bad ribs and Red Shoes checks. Fans rally again but Khan covers, TWO! Khan gets frustrated and he brings Takagi back up. KITSUJIGOROSHI!

Takagi endures as Khan thrashes him around in the standing crossface! Fans rally up hard as ever, Khan scoops Takagi for a BACKBREAKER! And the KITSUJIGOROSHI RACK! Takagi endures being bent on Khan’s knee but he’s fading! Khan scoops Takagi again, to POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up again and Khan prepares the iron claw again. Khan clamps onto Takagi, drags him up, but Takagi fights the claw! Takagi clubs away at the arm, Khan still reels him in, but Takagi gets an armbar takedown! Khan flails, and he SLAMS Takagi off the armbar! Khan drags Takagi up but Takagi headbutts the arm! Takagi runs, PUMPING BOMBER! But Khan stays up!

POINT-BLANK PUMPING! Khan roars but Takagi CLUBS his arm! Takagi runs but has to block a boot! He catches Khan’s arms, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!?! Khan survives but fans are thunderous again! Takagi and Khan slowly rise, and Takagi drags Khan up by his ponytail. But Khan suplexes to a GOURD BUSTER! Both men are down again as Takagi clutches his ribs! Fans rally and Takagi headbutts the mat to fire himself up. Takagi and Khan growl at each other and start throwing forearms on their knees! Takagi gets the edge, brings Khan up, but Khan HEADBUTTS the ribs! Khan fires off forearms, but Takagi gives boxing elbows in return!

Khan roars, Takagi JABS him! Khan STRAIGHT IRON FISTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Khan roars and runs in, into the YUKON LARIAT!! Both men are down again and fans are still thunderous! Maybe even electric! Takagi gets Khan up, pump handles and torture racks, but Khan slips off to an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Then he spins Takagi for the ELI- NO! Takagi slips out, dodges, Khan dodges, Khan LARIATS Takagi down!! Cover, TWO!!! Takagi is still in this and fans are loving it! Khan is furious, though, and he drags Takagi back up. Khan clamps on the claw, ELIMIN- NO! Takagi slips out to a DRAGON SUPLEX! SLIDING FOREARM!!

Khan roars to his feet, Takagi runs to PUMPING BOMBER!! Cover, TWO!!? Khan survives and he staggers about in a daze before he flops back down! Takagi tears the rib tape away, drags Khan back up and pump handles, torture racks, LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, Takagi wins!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Khan earns 0)

The Dragon refused to be slain, and now Khan’s G1 is truly done! The Dominator has his special singles bye in the ninth, will he have better luck in the next climax?

As for Takagi, he gets on the mic, but still needs a few moments to catch his breath. “Battered and bruised? Of course! This is the G1! This is pro-wrestling! Pro-wrestling is about showing what you’re made of.” Fans cheer that sentiment. And with this, Takagi is 6-2, for 12 points! “I’m finally at the top of the block! I said I wouldn’t quit as long as there was a chance. You never know what’s gonna happen until the very end.” Last time in Miyagi, Takagi lost in the New Japan Cup Finals. This wasn’t exactly revenge but it was great to win!

Now, he hates that he has to rely on other people’s scores, but it is what it is. “I’ll be fighting for myself, to the very end of this G1, as your World Heavyweight Championship! And that’s all I have to say about that.” Mic drop from the top champion in NJPW, but will he truly stand at the very top in the last round?

 

Here are the current A Block standings!

Kota Ibushi: 6-2, 12 points [won special singles bye]
Zack Sabre Jr: 6-2, 12 points
Shingo Takagi: 6-2, 12 points
Kenta: 6-2, 12 points
Tomohiro Ishii: 5-3, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Toru Yano: 4-4, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 4-5, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yujiro Takahashi: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

Very good stuff out of the G1 again in this penultimate round. Really good stuff out of Ishii VS Yujiro, and I figured Ishii would win after his NEVER Openweight Six Man teammates just lost. Kenta VS Loa was pretty good for being a Bullet Club VS Bullet Club, but things were still civil there so maybe Kenta isn’t as ready to jump from Team Switch to House of Torture just yet. Would still love if he did, though. Yano VS ZSJ was hilarious for being so short and fast, Yano really does keep finding new gags to pull, even though he lost. Takagi VS Khan was great stuff, Khan really got to shine, but of course Takagi wins, also keeping this block interesting.

Takagi lost to ZSJ early in the G1, so if ZSJ wins, Takagi can’t advance. The same goes for Ibushi, who is facing Kenta in the final round. Loa could be a spoiler, Kenta could be a spoiler, and that is how Takagi enters the finals. If ZSJ loses but Ibushi wins, Takagi is still out. Therefore, I think ZSJ loses, Takagi wins, and then it’s all on the main event with Ibushi, which is the proper way to book this.

My Score: 9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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