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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (2/2/22)

Lanaryu Heights is raising the bar!

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2 years ago

February 2, 2022

Steven Mitchell

HPW has another bonus for the Triforce Tournament event!

While the Triforce Tournament continues, HPW will determine NEW #1 contenders to the Desert Flowers and their Trios Championships!

Forged By Violence arrive at Ganondorf’s mansion.

Red Nut asks Iron Knuckle if crashing the party is alright, but Blue Nut tells him to toughen up. This is so they can get back at Ganondorf for going after them backstage at HyruleMania 2. FBV finds their way around to the side, and there’s a barred fence in their way. Knuckle uses a rock to smash the lock open! Then Knuckle pushes the gate open and the three head into the backyard. Guests take notice a few at a time and stop partying. The music dies down, so the DJ must’ve spotted FBV. FBV head for a hot tub and we can hear Ganondorf shout, “And what the hell are you jackasses doing here?”

Ganondorf stands up in the hot tub, wearing just a stark white speedo. Knuckle tells Ganondorf to sit back down and put that beef away. They’re just here to talk anyway. “You just couldn’t let well enough alone. The Hyrule Warriors match is more fight than match, but you had to go and take it personally. But if you wanna fight, we’ll gladly take on your and your boys. And I don’t mean the ones in the banana hammock.” Ganondorf slowly builds to laughter, and some of his guests nervously laugh along. “Challenge accepted, my talking tin can friend. And after my team puts your team in the recycle bin, I’ll be going after the Trios Championships.”

Ganondorf’s guests pick up on that and slowly build to applause of their own. Knuckle tells Ganondorf, “See you at Lanayru Heights,” then leads the Dark Nuts out the way they came.

HPW has made the match!

After hearing about this newest confrontation, the semifinal event gets even bigger! It will be Forged By Violence VS Ganondorf and two partners of his choosing in a Trios Match, the winners will be named #1 contenders! Will Knuckle and the Nuts make it back towards the titles? Or will Ganondorf use others to take a step towards history?

My Thoughts:

I probably should’ve had this one in the chamber much sooner but I was busy making the first round articles. And not to take away drama, but clearly Zant and Agahnim are going to be Ganondorf’s partners. Again I put more work on myself, but having bonus matches definitely makes for more exciting events. Count down to Valentine’s Day and now seven matches on that card!

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