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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/20/22)

The quarterfinals begin!

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Will Tetsuya Naito avoid a Tour of the Islands?

The biggest New Japan Cup enters the quarterfinals! Tetsuya Naito and Jeff Cobb collide in a WrestleKingdom 16 rematch, but will history repeat itself?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS Kosei Fujita, Ryohei Oiwa & Yuto Nakashima; Chaos wins.
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Satoshi Kojima VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI; Goto & Hashi win.
  • 10 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & The Guerrillas of Destiny VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS House of Torture; House of Torture wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Tetsuya Naito VS Jeff Cobb; Naito wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Kazuchika Okada VS CIMA; Okada wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

10 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & The Guerrillas of Destiny VS Bullet Club!

Team Six or Nine rescued Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Jado from a beatdown, and now they’re united against common enemies! Will the “Guerrillas of 69” take out Taiji Ishimori, El Phantasmo, Bad Luck Fale, Chase Owens, and most of all, Gedo? Or will their new alliance prove less than Too Sweet?

Jado leads the charge as they rush the ring, but Bullet Club’s five get out of the ring fast. Fale’s mad, so he shoves Abe-san down! Seems Evil isn’t the only one who bullies the timekeeper. But the ref tells Bullet Club to get back to the ring, and “Jado’s Avengers” dare them to, too. The bell rings to get this on record, and Jado’s team attacks! They brawl on the outside, Gedo rakes Jado’s eyes! Tama RAMS Chase into railing! Wato ROCKS ELP but Taiji bumps Taguchi off the apron. Taguchi gets in the ring while ELP pulls Wato’s ear and knees low. The Cutest Tag Team puts Six or Nine in the ring while Gedo chokes Jado.

Gedo tells Jado he made the wrong choice, and Fale CLUBS Loa, then CLUBS Tama. ELP stands on Taguchi at the ropes, Taiji stands on Wato, but the ref reprimands. ELP and Taiji step off, fans rally up, but they mug Taguchi and Wato. They double whip but the champs reverses to double drop toehold and double basement dropkick! Fans rally as Six or Nine double whip ELP. They double elbow, back hand and sobat, to SLIDING HIP! Wato covers, TWO! Fans rally and Wato CHOPS ELP at the ropes. Wato whips, ELP reverses and Taiji dumps Wato out! ELP BOOTS Loa off the apron and Fale is after him!

Taiji drags Wato out to RAM him into railing! Wato drops, Gedo rakes Jado’s eyes and Chase chokes Tama! The ref has his hands full but ELP distracts him with an early celebration. Taiji puts Wato in for ELP, ELP covers with a knee to the face, TWO! ELP drags Wato to the ropes to stand on his back! Tag to Fale, Fale stands on Wato’s back! Taiji gets in to climb onto Fale and then Gedo stands on Wato’s head! The ref reprimands and counts and the four step off. Gedo taunts Wato, Fale tags Chase, and fans rally up. Chase stomps Wato, drags him up to snapmare him for a forearm to the back!

Chase clamps on a chinlock and then shifts to a neck wrench! Wato endures, moves around but Chase knees him in the back. Tag to Gedo, he and Chase split the wishbone! Gedo holds up both hands and throws up the Too Sweet. Gedo stomps Wato, kicks him around but fans rally up. Wato gets up to CHOP! Gedo rakes the eyes! The ref counts, Gedo lets off and Wato falls. Gedo laughs as Jado’s team protests. The ref is busy keeping Tama back, Fale drags Wato over to a corner! Fale and ELP YANK Wato into the post! ELP and Taiji and Fale all pull on the legs to dig Wato in deeper! But Loa rushes over to save Wato!

Loa fights off ELP and Taiji, but Fale and Chase mug Loa. Chase and Fale double whip Loa at railing, and Loa tumbles up and over! Gedo drops fists on Wato, then covers, Taguchi breaks it! Gedo protests but then he tags Taiji in. Taiji stomps Wato as fans rally up. Taiji throws fists but Wato grits his teeth. Wato throws shots back, then CHOPS! And a kick, but Taiji blocks! Taiji CLUBS the leg, gut wrenches, but Wato slips out. Taiji mule kicks, runs, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down and fans fire up! Hot tag to Loa! The Silverback rallies on Taiji, DECKS Fale, then runs off Gedo and Chase!

Taiji runs in, DOUBLE KNEES to Loa in the corner! Taiji fires fast hands, runs, but Loa follows to SPEAR! ELP gets in to fire off forearms, but Tama gets in to give him haymakers! Fans rally with Tama, he whips, but ELP holds ropes to kick back! ELP runs, into a dropkick! ELP falls out, Tama fires up, but Chase runs in! Tama dodges the C-Trigger, then he whips Chase to ropes. Chase holds ropes, he fakes Tama out, then trips him for a SHINING WIZARD! But Loa runs in! Chase fires off fast hands, Taiji gets in, and they double whip. Loa breaks their line to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!

Fans fire up with Loa and he brings Taiji up. Taiji pokes him in the eyes! Taiji whips, Loa reverses, Taiji handsprings to NEURALIZER! Taiji hurries to tag Gedo! Gedo JAWBREAKERS Loa, then aims, SUPER- NO! Loa blocks! Gedo says no but Loa says yes! Loa DECKS Gedo! Fans fire up with Loa, and he brings Gedo over to tag Jado! Fans fire up even more as Jado aims at his former friend! Gedo wants a handshake but Jado sees through that! Jado blocks the cheap kick, but Gedo rakes eyes! Gedo runs, but Jado rallies with clotheslines! Fans are thunderous as the Master Heater powers up!

Jado drags Gedo up, puts him through ropes, but Taiji & ELP save Gedo! But Wato springboards in, FLYING UPPERCUT for Taiji! Taguchi springboards in to MISSILE HIP ELP out! Then Six or Nine DOUBLE PLANCHA them both! Fans fire up more but Chase and Fale run in. Jado dodges Chase, holds him in place, and then moves as Fale runs in! Fale SPLASHES Chase, and then Tama runs in to STINGER SPLASH them both! Then Loa dropkicks Fale down! Tama whips Chase and throws a body shot, Jado PUNTS Chase, then Loa hits a BIG back suplex! Jado covers, TWO!

Fans fire up but Jado wants them to hush. Jado stomps to tune up the band and the fans clap along. Chase gets up, Jado runs in, but Chase dodges! Chase grabs the ref, Gedo gets in and he DECKS Jado! Gedo seems to be putting something away in his pocket! Did he have a loaded fist somehow? Chase drags Jado up to C-TRIGGER! Cover, Bullet Club wins!

Winner: Bullet Club, by pinfall

The Crown Jewel gets another pin off the Master Heater! Is it just not in the cards for Jado? Meanwhile, ELP and Taiji each choke Wato and Taguchi, making it clear they want after the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions! Will Bullet Club be Too Sweet through to the Spring?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Tetsuya Naito VS Jeff Cobb w/ The United Empire!

The Uncontrollable Charisma conquered the Hawaiian Hulk in the Tokyo Dome, and Cobb hasn’t forgotten that! Will he make sure Naito never forgets this match? Or will history repeat itself and lead Naito to the semifinals?

As usual, Naito takes his time with his elaborate entrance attire. Cobb is patient, and then the bell rings. Fans applaud as the two stare down, and then they rally for “NA-I-TO!” Cobb claims it’s “JEFF CO-BU” instead. Naito and Cobb circle, each daring the other to step forward. They tie up, Cobb puts Naito on the ropes, and the ref calls the ropebreak. Cobb lets off slowly and cleanly, and fans applaud the sportsmanship. Naito and Cobb circle, tie up again, and though Naito tries, Cobb puts him back on the ropes again. Cobb lets off slowly and then mocks Naito’s LIJ fist. The two circle again and fans rally back up.

Cobb and Naito tie up again, and Naito gets around so he can waistlock and put Cobb on ropes. The ref calls the ropebreak, Naito lets off slowly, and he pats Cobb on the back. Then he pulls Cobb’s hair! The ref reprimands but Cobb breaks free. Naito ducks the lariat, Cobb avoids the basement dropkick, and Cobb runs Naito over with a shoulder! Naito bails out, Cobb builds speed! Cobb fakes Naito out and rolls to copy the tranquilo. But then Naito basement dropkicks him! Naito clamps on a chinlock and he pulls Cobb back, but fights up and backs Naito to a corner. The ref calls the break and Naito lets off slowly.

Naito then CLUBS Cobb, CLUBS him again, and cravats for a neck wrench. Cobb endures, scoops Naito, but Naito uses that for a flying-mare! Naito kicks, runs, and RANAS! Cobb flounders, Naito storms over and the Empire coaches Cobb, but Naito snapmares Cobb into the leg hook full nelson! Fans rally as Cobb endures, Naito pushes up for more pressure, but Cobb moves around. ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Naito thrashes the hold but then “apologizes” as he claims he can’t get loose. The ref reprimands, Naito lets Cobb go, and Ospreay coaches Cobb up while Khan fans Cobb off with the towel.

Naito stomps Cobb at the ropes, drags Cobb up, then kicks low. Naito kicks again, then CLUBS Cobb, then kicks. Cobb blocks a kick to scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM! Naito falls out of the ring and Cobb goes out the side. Cobb drags Naito up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then CLUBS him on the back. Cobb RAMS Naito into railing! Naito goes down in a heap and fans rally up. Cobb drags Naito up, SMACKS him off the apron, and then CHOPS him! Naito staggers around the way, Cobb fakes out English commentary and throws Naito into the ring. Kevin Kelly breathes easy and Cobb says Kevin’s fine.

Cobb gets in the ring, stomps Naito, then brings him up. Naito fires off forearms but Cobb body shots and snapmares, to then jam his knee in again and again. Then Cobb uppercuts Naito in the back! Naito writhes but Cobb covers, TWO! Fans rally up but Cobb drags Naito up to suplex. Cobb holds Naito up with one arm! Fans fire up and Cobb squats with Naito as the weight! Then he TOSSES Naito down! Fans fire up for that showing of strength and Cobb takes his time walking over to Naito. Cobb looms over Naito, drags him back up, and whips him to a corner. Cobb then runs in, to JUMP KICK!

Cobb leg sweeps, and he COMBINACION CABRONS! Fans fire up as Cobb copies the pose, and then covers. TWO, so Cobb covers again. TWO, and Cobb is annoyed. Fans rally, Cobb paces and drags Naito up. Naito throws body shots but Cobb doesn’t budge. Naito keeps throwing hands but Cobb short arm LARIATS! Then GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT flops as Naito moves! Fans rally up while both men are down. Khan fans Cobb off again while he and Naito get up. Cobb’s in the corner, he rushes Naito but Naito arm-drags him! And then throws back elbows! Naito gets under the clothesline to atomic drop and dropkick the leg! Then NECKBREAKER!

Fans fire up while both men are down again. Cobb goes to another corner, Naito runs in, JUMP KICK! Leg sweep! TRUE COMBINACION CABRON! Naito also shows Cobb how to do the pose properly. Cover, TWO! KNEEBAR! Naito is after the beat-up leg but Cobb endures! Cobb reaches out and gets the ROPEBREAK! Naito cranks harder on the leg, but the ref counts him! Naito lets go with only his hands and keeps the grapevine. The Empire protests and the ref counts again, but Naito lets the grapevine go slowly. Fans rally up and Naito brings Cobb up to get the leg. Cobb resists the lift, so Naito kicks the bad leg!

Naito brings Cobb up again, has the bad leg, but Cobb resists again! Cobb throws body shots but Naito kicks the leg again and again and again! Cobb drops, fans fire up and Naito brings Cobb up again. Naito has the leg, but Cobb CLUBS him down! Cobb gets to ropes but Naito brings him around, TORNADO- NO! Cobb blocks the DDT to suplex! But Naito slips off to waistlock. Cobb elbows free, whips, but Naito reverses to fire off back elbows! Cobb ROCKS Naito with a forearm! Naito ENZIGURIS! But Cobb LARIATS! Both men are down but fans fire up! Cobb crawls towards his corner while Naito goes the other way.

Cobb sees Naito in the open corner, and he runs in to back elbow! Naito flops down and to the apron! Cobb checks his face, then he drags Naito up. Cobb bumps Naito off buckles, then goes up the corner. Naito resists, but Cobb still deadlifts for the SUPERPLEX! Naito sits up in a daze before flopping back over! Cobb crawls to the cover, TWO! Cobb GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Naito survives and the Empire can’t believe it! Fans rally up, Cobb stalks Naito, and he drags Naito up to whip. Naito holds ropes then BOOTS back! Naito spins Cobb around, TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and fans fire up again!

Fans rally up as Naito and Cobb stir. Cobb gets to the corner, Naito hurries over to CLUB him. Naito hops up, reels Cobb in, ESPERANZA! Fans fire up and Naito aims as Cobb stands. CORRIENDO SHIKI- NO! ATHLETIC PLEX! Cobb counters Destino much like he did at WrestleKingdom! Fans are thunderous as both men are back down! The Empire rallies with the fans as Naito and Cobb slowly sit up. Naito throws forearms on Cobb, but Cobb ROCKS Naito with one! They stand, Naito fires off more forearms, but Cobb ROCKS Naito again! Naito fires even more forearms, but Cobb fires just as many!

Cobb whips, Naito FLYING FOREARMS! Cobb staggers, runs, but into a basement dropkick! Naito gets up but Cobb CLOBBERS him with a low headbutt! Cobb gets to ropes, fans rally up and Cobb drags Naito up with a gut wrench! DOCTOR BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and fans are thunderous again! Cobb drags Naito up again, whips and scoops, but Naito slips out to REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives that pseudo Destino but Naito fires back up! Naito drags Cobb up, wrenches and tilt-o-whirl, DESTI- NO! TOUR OF- NO! Roll up! Naito wins!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Empire can’t believe it! Naito snatches victory from the arms of defeat! Will the Uncontrollable Charisma be unstoppable on the way to the Cup?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Kazuchika Okada VS CIMA!

The Rainmaker has so far kept his promise to make it rain, and he has so far dominated as IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. But he is up against a #GLEAT competitor who comes off a win over Hirooki Goto. Will Cima find himself a shortcut to the top? Or will Okada break this Strong Heart and continue to keep his promise?

The bell rings and fans rally up with claps for “O-KA-DA!” Okada and Cima circle, feel things out, back off a moment, then approach again. They tie up, Cima wrenches to a wristlock, but Okada rolls and trips Cima to a toehold. Cima endures then gets a body scissors to roll Okada to a cover! TWO, Okada has the toehold again but Cima fights back with a chinlock. Cima drags Okada down and leans on the hold but Okada rolls Cima to get a headlock. Cima keeps his shoulders up and rolls Okada to a cover, ONE! Okada cranks the headlock but Cima endures. Cima uses a chinbar but Okada eggs him on.

Fans rally, Cima headscissors free and even pulls Okada’s arm. Okada endures, moves around, and pops free to also have a butterfly stretch. Okada then jumps onto another headlock. Fans cheer the technical exchange while Cima fights up. Okada thrashes the headlock, but Cima throws body shots. Okada cranks the headlock harder and he grinds Cima down! Cima reaches back, ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes points it out, Okada lets off and fans cheer the exchange again. Cima and Okada reset, approach, and knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a test of strength. Okada puts Cima on ropes, but Red Shoes counts.

Okada lets off slowly, and he fakes the chop, to pat Cima’s shoulders. Fans cheer the Okada standard, but then Cima CHOPS! Cima runs, but Okada BOOTS and snapmares, to run and basement dropkick! Cima flops out of the ring while fans fire up! Okada goes out after Cima while fans rally up. Okada drags Cima up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then brings Cima around the way. Okada puts Cima in and covers, TWO! Okada clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Cima down. Fans rally up and Cima reaches out again. Cima makes his way over, ROPEBREAK! Okada lets off cleanly and fans cheer.

Okada comes back but Cima throws body shots. Okada ROCKS Cima with a forearm, then whips him to a corner. Cima reverses and runs in but Okada puts him on the apron. Cima ROCKS Okada back then HOTSHOTS him away! Cima then gets in to drive a knee into Okada’s back! Fans rally up, Cima brings Okada up to snapmare and elbow drop. Cima then clamps on a chinlock and shifts to a neck wrench. Cima elbows Okada in the shoulder! Fans rally up more, and Cima brings Okada around to NECK TWIST! Fans cheer that while Cima brings Okada to ropes. Cima brings Okada through the ropes for an APRON LEG DROP!

Cima then gets space to DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! Fans fire up as Cima catches his breath and checks his kneepads. Cima brings Okada out, CLUBS his neck, then whips him into railing! Okada staggers, into a DDT to the floor! Cima then gets on the apron, fans fire up, METEORA to the floor! Fans fire up more but Cima checks his knees. Red Shoes checks Okada but he’s okay to continue. Cima hobbles a bit as he gets in the ring. The ring count begins, Okada is still down at 10 of 20. Okada slowly sits up at 12, clutching his neck and shoulder. We’re at 15 , Okada gets up at 17, and in at 18!

Cima drags Okada up to stomp him down! Cima sits Okada up again to drive elbows into the shoulder and neck, then ghost pin! TWO!! Okada escapes and fans rally again. Cima fires up and fans fire up with him as he brings Okada back up. Okada throws forearms but Cima eggs him on! Okada keeps throwing shots, but Cima elbows away on the neck! Cima runs, into a FLAPJACK! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Okada and Cima slowly rise as fans rally. Okada glares at Cima, throws forearms then whips. Cima reverses but Okada CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Okada then brings Cima up to whip him to a corner.

Okada runs in, back elbows Cima, and kicks him for a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud, and Okada brings Cima up to throw him out. Okada whips Cima into railing! And then another DDT to the floor! Fans rally up as Red Shoes checks on Cima. Cima’s okay to continue, so Okada runs a full lap around the ring to basement dropkick Cima down! Fans fire up for Okada bringing out something new, but now Okada has to catch his breath. Okada brings Cima up and into the ring, wrenches the arm and has the MONEY CLIP! Cima endures and fights his way forward to the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Okada lets off quickly.

Cima gets to a corner, Okada runs in but Cima BOOTS him! Cima goes up, SHOTGUN missile dropkick! Then Cima drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while both men are down, and Cima gets up first. Cima brings Okada up, but Okada fights the fisherman hook! Okada CLUBS Cima, ROCKS him and runs, but Cima follows to dropkick at the ropes! And then SAIDO! Cima fires up, runs, but into Okada’s dropkick! Fans fire up again and Okada drags Cima back up. Okada scoops and SLAMS Cima, then goes to the corner. Okada climbs up, MACHO ELBOW! And fans already fire up for the Rainmaker Pose!

Okada brings Cima up, ripcords, but Cima ducks and waistlocks to straitjacket BACKSTABBER! Cima gets up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Cima sits Okada up. Cima goes to the apron and climbs the ropes, springboard BLINDSIDE METEORA! Fans fire up but Cima resets on the other side! Springboard, but Okada avoids the meteora! Scoop and SPINNING TOMBSTONE! Fans fire up again while both men are down! Okada gets up first and he EuroUppers Cima. Cima eggs Okada on so Okada EuroUppers again. Cima keeps egging Okada on, and fans rally up behind him!

Okada EuroUppers again and Cima ends up in a corner. Okada runs corner to corner but Cima dodges the back elbow! Cima CLUBS Okada, puts him in the corner with legs in the ropes, and DRAPING BACKSTABBERS! Cima drags Okada to a drop zone and then goes to the adjacent corner! Springboard, COAST2COAST! Cima then snapmares Okada to sit in the drop zone! Cima goes up the corner, METEORA STOMPS!? Cima spares his knees to use his feet, but now he’s getting serious! The kneepads come down and Cima goes back up! METEORA, but Okada moves! The bare knees hit mat!

Okada crawls over to Cima as fans fire up, and he clamps on the MONEY CLIP! Cima endures, fans rally up and Cima gets to his feet, only for Okada to hit a BACK2BACKBREAKER! And then MONEY CLIP is put back on! Cima endures again as Okada squeezes tight! Fans rally up, Cima reaches out but Okada drags him to center! Cima kicks and flails but he isn’t giving up yet! Cima reaches out, crawls, but Okada squeezes even tighter! Cima still has life, but Okada bends him back! Red Shoes checks with Cima but Cima is still fighting! ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go and fans cheer as Cima survives.

Okada gets to his feet, drags Cima back up, and gut wrenches again. Cima fights free, rolls Okada then floats to ENZIGURI! Okada staggers, Cima goes for a leg but Okada blocks! Okada turns things to a backslide, Cima rolls through, but into a short arm LARIAT! Okada drags Cima back up for another short arm LARIAT! Okada roars, fans fire up and Okada brings Cima up to ripcord, only for Cima to slip out and SUPERKICK! Cima then fireman’s carries but Okada slips off. Okada spins but Cima jumps! Okada blocks the Code Breaker! Okada brings Cima around to LANDSLIDE! And then ripcord, RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

Cima may have been wearing sky blue, but there were clouds in his way! The Rainmaker stands tall and is headed to the final four! But Cima has won Okada’s respect, as Okada bows on hands and knees in respect. Cima returns that respect, as both men have proven how #GLEAT they are today. Okada gets his title back on and then gets the mic to say, “Everyone, thank you for your hot, hot, hot support tonight!” Okada says many may not know his connection to Cima, but they both had the same teacher in Ultimo Dragon. “In that sense, Cima is a relative to me.”

They had their own paths, and Okada found his way to NJPW. But for them to meet and fight in a NJPW ring means a lot to Okada. If he represents another company and fights in the New Japan Cup, well, that just means other companies have great wrestlers, too.” Fans applaud that sentiment. Okada adds that the best are in NJPW. And Okada promises they’ll all keep tearing it up in the very best ring for the fans! Fans applaud that, too. Okada then says, “Wrestling in the New Japan Cup here in Nagaoka reminds me of three years ago. Back then, I won the Cup and became champion. I’m already champion now, so next is winning the Cup.”

Fans cheer that, remembering back to that time. Okada reminds everyone that there’s still more tomorrow, all part of this anniversary year, so he hopes everyone returns tomorrow. And he promises to keep making it rain in the New Japan Cup! Will Okada relive three years ago and have both top title and tournament cup?


My Thoughts:

Another very good event, and of the non tournament matches, I had to do the 10 Man cuz that was a match I was expecting from the Guerrillas VS Bullet Club story. It even had the five guys from Bullet Club I expected, but I didn’t think they were gonna win. I suppose it does set up a Junior Heavyweight Tag title match, so maybe Jado’s vindication is when he gets a 1v1 with Gedo or something. I skipped the others cuz we had three Young Lions as one team, the IWGP Heavyweight Tag champs together again, and just some tune-up tags. I will say, United Empire winning of Suzuki-Gun’s Douki, Taichi and Zack Sabre Jr. didn’t really affect math since Henare pinned Douki.

As for the New Japan Cup, Naito VS Cobb was great stuff, roughly on par with their WrestleKingdom match. Naito wins again but in a quick way to establish Cobb is getting closer to the top but he’s still not there. Okada VS Cima was also great stuff, and as I figured, that was Cima’s best match in NJPW. Okada wins, of course, but that’s big for him to show respect to Cima there. Okada VS Naito is going to be an awesome semifinal, and at this point, I feel like it could go either way. Naito could easily ruin Okada’s run at the Cup as payback from New Years Golden Series, and then he has a shot at the title in his back pocket if he doesn’t win the finals.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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